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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,263 --> 00:00:35,263 Sub by Dongle Mann 2 00:00:55,780 --> 00:00:57,698 Well, we're here. 3 00:00:57,823 --> 00:00:59,867 Yeah, we are. 4 00:01:03,621 --> 00:01:07,959 Oh, you just look so grown-up in that new jacket. You do. 5 00:01:08,084 --> 00:01:09,835 - OK, Bones, take care. - Now... 6 00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:14,590 here is your bus ticket. 7 00:01:14,715 --> 00:01:16,300 - Jonathon! - Argh! 8 00:01:16,425 --> 00:01:19,387 - Take care of yourself. - I will. 9 00:01:19,512 --> 00:01:21,764 Call us when you get there, OK? 10 00:01:21,889 --> 00:01:23,516 Dad. 11 00:01:26,811 --> 00:01:30,898 - See you over the holidays. - Oh, I'm so proud of you! 12 00:01:31,023 --> 00:01:32,650 Mom. 13 00:02:18,362 --> 00:02:20,406 Hi. How you doin'? 14 00:02:34,545 --> 00:02:38,049 - (boy) Check out that geek. - (laughter) 15 00:02:38,174 --> 00:02:41,135 - Nice jacket! - How are things on Neptune? 16 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:51,646 Nice. Real nice. 17 00:02:52,396 --> 00:02:55,566 - How you doin'? - Welcome aboard, stranger. 18 00:03:12,416 --> 00:03:14,460 Great, douche bag. 19 00:03:16,003 --> 00:03:17,797 Yeah. 20 00:03:17,922 --> 00:03:20,174 Another year, another idiot. 21 00:03:21,717 --> 00:03:24,178 (# "Overnite" by Toymuzic ) 22 00:03:25,137 --> 00:03:28,432 # You'll be stayin' here with me tonight 23 00:03:30,685 --> 00:03:33,980 # You're gonna love me overnight 24 00:03:34,105 --> 00:03:35,731 Entrez. 25 00:03:38,276 --> 00:03:40,111 - Hey! You must be Jonathon! - Yeah. 26 00:03:40,236 --> 00:03:42,738 Squire Franklin Burroughs IV. Call me Skip. 27 00:03:42,863 --> 00:03:45,116 - Hi, Skip. - I'll give you a hand with it. 28 00:03:48,744 --> 00:03:51,289 What the hell you got in here? A dead body? 29 00:03:51,414 --> 00:03:53,749 I got my books, my clothes, that kinda thing. 30 00:03:53,874 --> 00:03:57,795 Last year we had a guy smuggled his girlfriend up here in one of these. 31 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,922 - Yeah? - He lost the key. 32 00:04:00,047 --> 00:04:02,591 By the time he found it, she was dead. 33 00:04:03,301 --> 00:04:04,427 Really? 34 00:04:04,552 --> 00:04:06,137 - Just kidding. - Oh! 35 00:04:06,262 --> 00:04:09,432 - Welcome to Vernon Academy. - Good one. 36 00:04:09,557 --> 00:04:12,101 This is your side of the room. 37 00:04:12,226 --> 00:04:14,854 You only have to wear this rag on duty days. 38 00:04:15,271 --> 00:04:19,734 - Nobody said anything. I thought we... - Make yourself at home. 39 00:04:20,359 --> 00:04:23,070 So, where are you from? Where'd you go to school? 40 00:04:23,195 --> 00:04:27,658 Well... I grew up in Pittsburgh, went to public school there for about... 41 00:04:27,783 --> 00:04:29,910 Holy shit, we're late! 42 00:04:30,036 --> 00:04:31,662 Late? 43 00:04:32,705 --> 00:04:35,416 Mm, how about these? Great, huh? 44 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:38,461 You know, these assholes, they all go to Neiman Marcus, 45 00:04:38,586 --> 00:04:42,590 but I found this outrageous boutique, Henri's. It's great stuff, huh? 46 00:04:42,715 --> 00:04:43,341 Yeah. 47 00:04:43,466 --> 00:04:46,761 You know, if these things don't win first prize, there is no God! 48 00:04:46,886 --> 00:04:49,513 - Well, hurry up and change. - Change? 49 00:04:51,849 --> 00:04:54,393 Jeez, I forgot. You've never been to prep school. 50 00:04:54,518 --> 00:04:55,770 Uh-uh. 51 00:04:55,895 --> 00:04:58,022 You must think I'm pretty weird, huh? 52 00:04:58,147 --> 00:05:01,192 - Well... - Look, look, this is a Vernon tradition. 53 00:05:01,317 --> 00:05:05,821 Every year, the seniors have to parade around wearing women's underwear. 54 00:05:05,947 --> 00:05:10,326 It's supposed to teach us humility. The seniors give the squits shit all year long, 55 00:05:10,451 --> 00:05:13,412 and this is their one chance to laugh at us. 56 00:05:15,289 --> 00:05:17,375 Oh! I get it. 57 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:20,086 - You thought... - Yeah. 58 00:05:20,211 --> 00:05:23,297 Come on, this is a tradition. Jeez, what are you gonna do? 59 00:05:23,422 --> 00:05:26,550 - Oh, no, I'll just stay here and unpack. - Let me think. 60 00:05:26,676 --> 00:05:29,470 - Jenny! - Jenny? Hey. Hey. 61 00:05:30,179 --> 00:05:33,474 Let's see. Ah! We're in luck! 62 00:05:34,058 --> 00:05:37,144 - Mementoes. - I don't wanna dress up in women's... 63 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:40,147 - You're not gettin' mine. - I don't want yours. 64 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:44,443 Granted, you won't win any prizes, but at least you won't be embarrassed. 65 00:05:44,568 --> 00:05:46,612 Get changed. 66 00:05:50,449 --> 00:05:52,243 Come on. 67 00:05:52,368 --> 00:05:53,536 - Come on. - I can't! 68 00:05:53,661 --> 00:05:55,705 Come on! 69 00:05:58,165 --> 00:06:01,502 Would you hurry up, man! We gotta go! We're late! 70 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:04,755 Come on. You look great. Let's go. 71 00:06:06,340 --> 00:06:09,051 - Hey, guys! - Look at her! 72 00:06:11,095 --> 00:06:14,390 - Skip?! Skip?! - You look great! You look great! 73 00:06:16,726 --> 00:06:19,228 Nice ass you got there, babe! 74 00:06:19,353 --> 00:06:22,523 Ooh, black! My favourite colour! 75 00:06:32,533 --> 00:06:34,785 They love you! 76 00:06:37,204 --> 00:06:40,082 Hey, turn around. Oh, look at those tits! 77 00:06:41,751 --> 00:06:45,129 (chanting) Show your tits! Show your tits! 78 00:06:46,631 --> 00:06:49,258 Hey, where'd you get that outfit? 79 00:06:50,092 --> 00:06:52,345 It's Frank-N-Furter! 80 00:06:52,470 --> 00:06:54,221 - Whoa! - Gotcha! 81 00:06:54,347 --> 00:07:00,269 - (boy #1 ) Hey, you've really fallen for him! - (boy #2) I'm gettin' a gigantic soft-on! 82 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:03,481 It's the weenie in the bikini! 83 00:07:10,112 --> 00:07:11,739 Shit! 84 00:07:13,991 --> 00:07:17,620 (chanting) We want more! We want more! 85 00:07:26,003 --> 00:07:29,924 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I know it was a lousy thing to do. 86 00:07:30,049 --> 00:07:32,301 Look, don't take it personally. 87 00:07:33,761 --> 00:07:36,973 It really is a tradition. Somebody falls for it every year. 88 00:07:37,348 --> 00:07:42,270 No hard feelings, OK? Look, it was just a prank. Don't take it personally. 89 00:07:42,687 --> 00:07:44,605 OK? 90 00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:49,277 We're roommates. We're gonna be together for a whole year. Truce? 91 00:07:51,279 --> 00:07:52,905 Truce. 92 00:08:05,001 --> 00:08:08,337 (French accent) There she is again. I think I'm in love with you. 93 00:08:08,462 --> 00:08:10,589 - Hey, sweetheart. - (Jonathon) Yeah. 94 00:08:10,715 --> 00:08:15,094 - Hello, miss, is your dance card filled? - I think she's in the wrong john. 95 00:08:16,345 --> 00:08:20,474 - Lights! - (boys) Fuck you, Roscoe! 96 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:23,019 I said lights, nipple nose! 97 00:08:23,144 --> 00:08:25,646 That's Mr Nipple Nose to you, Maybaum! 98 00:08:25,771 --> 00:08:28,566 Shh! Quiet, here comes the walrus man. 99 00:08:35,406 --> 00:08:38,701 - Good evening, Mr Maybaum. - Good evening, sir. 100 00:08:39,493 --> 00:08:42,038 - All present and accounted for. - Hmm. 101 00:08:44,332 --> 00:08:48,169 - Well, good night, then, Mr Maybaum. - Good night, sir. 102 00:08:57,511 --> 00:09:02,266 One more thing. If you have any trouble with the boys smoking, let me know. 103 00:09:02,391 --> 00:09:04,435 OK? 104 00:09:05,686 --> 00:09:07,730 Good night. 105 00:09:14,236 --> 00:09:17,531 (# "Holiday in Cambodia" by the Dead Kennedys) 106 00:09:39,387 --> 00:09:41,430 Hey, there he is. 107 00:09:42,848 --> 00:09:45,935 Hey, look, there's the geek in the lingerie. 108 00:09:46,727 --> 00:09:48,771 It's the guy in the woman's underwear! 109 00:09:48,896 --> 00:09:51,482 Ladies and gentlemen, the lovely April Pussy. 110 00:09:51,607 --> 00:09:53,776 Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Vernon. 111 00:09:54,986 --> 00:09:58,406 - Hi, darling! - Hey, Jonathon, over here! 112 00:10:02,576 --> 00:10:06,664 (French accent) Let me take you away from all this, my darling! 113 00:10:08,499 --> 00:10:11,210 - He cries real tears. - Come here. Sit here. 114 00:10:12,670 --> 00:10:15,131 Oh, let me wipe those tears! 115 00:10:17,091 --> 00:10:20,386 - Oh, God, what a tool. - We're talkin' megadork. 116 00:10:20,511 --> 00:10:22,138 Shut up! 117 00:10:22,263 --> 00:10:26,892 - What is going on over there? - They pulled the underwear gag on him. 118 00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:31,689 - (jeering) - (laughter) 119 00:10:33,899 --> 00:10:37,111 - Going to change into your bra? - Don't forget to write! 120 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:39,989 I'm tellin' you, that guy's a wimp. 121 00:10:45,161 --> 00:10:48,331 Hey, look, Jonathon, I think you've been ma... 122 00:10:49,206 --> 00:10:51,250 Oh, my God. 123 00:10:54,462 --> 00:10:56,172 Jesus! 124 00:10:56,297 --> 00:10:57,923 Jesus! 125 00:11:00,217 --> 00:11:05,264 I dunno why he'd do it! Jesus, I dunno why he did it, it was just a joke! 126 00:11:06,515 --> 00:11:08,517 Hung himself! 127 00:11:09,143 --> 00:11:12,021 I dunno why he did it, but it's my fault... 128 00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:15,232 (siren) 129 00:11:23,032 --> 00:11:25,117 Is this meant to amuse me, Mr Burroughs? 130 00:11:25,242 --> 00:11:26,577 Quiet! 131 00:11:26,702 --> 00:11:29,497 Stop by my office about eight in the morning. 132 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:35,127 You think about what you've done, and I'll think about what I'm going to do. 133 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:40,508 Oh, and, um... please invite your dead roommate. 134 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:43,094 All right, show's over. 135 00:11:50,393 --> 00:11:52,019 (laughter) 136 00:12:05,199 --> 00:12:11,122 I'm sorry. It was a lousy thing to do. But I was so humiliated I just had to kill myself. 137 00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:18,421 Oh, just a prank, just a prank. No hard feelings, huh? Truce. 138 00:12:21,924 --> 00:12:23,551 Truce. 139 00:12:26,387 --> 00:12:31,309 I'm not really ready for this conversation. I usually have at least a month 140 00:12:31,434 --> 00:12:34,520 before I am faced with students in women's underwear, 141 00:12:34,645 --> 00:12:39,317 or an artist's rendering of my persona dangling from the rafters. 142 00:12:39,442 --> 00:12:42,111 We're only in the first week, gentlemen. 143 00:12:42,236 --> 00:12:45,823 It's frightening to imagine what could happen by Christmas, isn't it? 144 00:12:45,948 --> 00:12:47,575 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir. 145 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:52,955 That was rhetorical, boys. I like to give everybody one chance to screw up. 146 00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:56,959 I think we can assume you've each had yours now. 147 00:12:57,084 --> 00:13:02,214 I hope this is the last such conversation I'll have with you until the end of the year. 148 00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:07,303 - No ifs, ands, or buts. Is that clear? - (both) Yes, sir. 149 00:13:09,138 --> 00:13:12,099 - We really gotta watch it. - We've gotta straighten up. 150 00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:15,770 - Be responsible. Toe the line. - Gotta clean up our act. Absolutely. 151 00:13:19,982 --> 00:13:23,235 They're never gonna sell it to us. It's never gonna work. 152 00:13:23,361 --> 00:13:26,030 - We're gonna get busted. - Shh. Relax. 153 00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:36,666 Which one of you youngsters is planning to buy this? 154 00:13:36,791 --> 00:13:39,669 - I am. - Oh, really? How old are you, son? 155 00:13:40,378 --> 00:13:42,505 50. 156 00:13:50,221 --> 00:13:52,390 You did it! 157 00:13:52,515 --> 00:13:55,935 I'm astounded by your brilliance and the magnitude of your gall. 158 00:13:56,060 --> 00:13:58,312 Yeah, so am I. 159 00:14:05,569 --> 00:14:08,030 This is something I've never told anyone, 160 00:14:08,155 --> 00:14:12,118 so you've gotta swear to me what you hear will not leave this room. 161 00:14:12,243 --> 00:14:14,745 Swear to God. 162 00:14:14,870 --> 00:14:16,998 - OK. - Swear to God! 163 00:14:17,832 --> 00:14:19,458 OK. 164 00:14:23,546 --> 00:14:25,881 I killed a guy. 165 00:14:26,007 --> 00:14:27,466 Yeah? (laughs) 166 00:14:27,591 --> 00:14:30,219 - I mean it, Jonathon. - Me, too. 167 00:14:31,429 --> 00:14:36,225 Last year, uh, I was in Montego Bay with some friends. 168 00:14:37,393 --> 00:14:40,146 And we were all in this bar. 169 00:14:40,271 --> 00:14:43,399 And I met this gorgeous girl. She takes me back to her place, 170 00:14:43,524 --> 00:14:46,027 and then some huge guy had a gun to my head. 171 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:49,071 And my gorgeous gal, she's going through my pockets. 172 00:14:49,196 --> 00:14:51,949 I must've been drunk, cos I kicked the guy in the balls. 173 00:14:52,074 --> 00:14:57,246 And I went for the gun, and then the next thing I know, there's this huge explosion. 174 00:14:57,371 --> 00:14:59,415 And, uh... 175 00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:06,255 the guy was... lyin' on the ground 176 00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:09,258 with blood pourin' out of a hole in his head. 177 00:15:15,306 --> 00:15:18,184 - It was horrible. - Jesus. 178 00:15:22,271 --> 00:15:23,898 God. 179 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:29,612 - What'd you do? - What do you think? I got the hell out. 180 00:15:34,742 --> 00:15:37,620 What's the worst thing you've ever done? 181 00:15:39,956 --> 00:15:42,917 - I cheated on my SAT. - I can smell bullshit a mile away. 182 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:48,673 Hey! It cost me I 50 bucks. I bought the test. I had every answer goin' in. 183 00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:54,637 You cheated on the SAT? You cheated on the SAT?! 184 00:15:54,762 --> 00:15:56,180 Yeah. 185 00:15:56,931 --> 00:16:00,851 Christ, I love that! You're the smartest fuckin' guy in the whole school. 186 00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:04,647 Mr Scholarship. I mean, even Roger did OK on the SAT. 187 00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:09,402 It just so happens my whole life depends on my getting into Harvard. 188 00:16:09,527 --> 00:16:11,988 You really cheated on the SAT! 189 00:16:13,990 --> 00:16:16,242 It's pretty serious. 190 00:16:17,368 --> 00:16:19,578 Hey, you killed a guy. 191 00:16:22,331 --> 00:16:24,792 Well... not exactly. 192 00:16:27,128 --> 00:16:30,006 What do you mean, "not exactly"? 193 00:16:30,131 --> 00:16:31,757 Huh? 194 00:16:37,221 --> 00:16:40,641 That son of a bitch got away with everything I had. 195 00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:43,853 You know, I was so scared that I shit my pants. 196 00:16:57,199 --> 00:16:58,242 What an asshole. 197 00:16:58,367 --> 00:17:01,370 Oh, no, Kafka's symbolism here is obvious. 198 00:17:01,495 --> 00:17:04,290 The apple represents original sin. Yeah. 199 00:17:04,415 --> 00:17:08,628 It sticks in his side like Christ's wound and eventually festers and destroys him. 200 00:17:08,753 --> 00:17:13,382 No, no, no. What he's really saying is we're all cockroaches. 201 00:17:13,507 --> 00:17:16,010 - Later. - Hey, guess what you're doin' tonight. 202 00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:17,887 - Latin. - Wrong. 203 00:17:18,012 --> 00:17:22,350 You've got a date with the second-prettiest girl in Foxfield. 204 00:17:23,392 --> 00:17:25,436 - You didn't. - Oh, I did. I did. 205 00:17:25,561 --> 00:17:29,148 - I am not gonna be able to do this. - We are not gonna get caught. 206 00:17:29,273 --> 00:17:32,568 I'm not talkin' about that. I'm talkin' about the girls. 207 00:17:32,693 --> 00:17:37,114 - I've never done it before. - You've never done that before? 208 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:42,286 Sure, I've done it. God! Lots of times. 209 00:17:42,411 --> 00:17:45,957 I mean, you know, not all the way every time, but... 210 00:17:47,291 --> 00:17:49,335 I feel sick. 211 00:17:50,419 --> 00:17:53,881 You've got nothin' to worry about. These are very nice girls. 212 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:56,467 I might not even get laid tonight. 213 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:02,515 Although that's highly unlikely. Turn off the light. 214 00:18:03,724 --> 00:18:07,853 We're gonna get caught. You know what they're gonna do if they catch us? 215 00:18:07,979 --> 00:18:12,275 Sure. But it doesn't hold a candle to what the girls are gonna do. 216 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,109 Oh, God. 217 00:18:15,653 --> 00:18:17,488 (watch bleeps) 218 00:18:19,490 --> 00:18:21,826 Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! 219 00:18:21,951 --> 00:18:24,203 (distant) Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! 220 00:18:24,912 --> 00:18:27,707 Hoo-hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo-hoo! 221 00:18:28,249 --> 00:18:33,170 - (distant) Hoo-hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo-hoo! - Oh, I don't believe this. 222 00:18:33,296 --> 00:18:36,632 - (giggles) - Don't worry. 223 00:18:37,174 --> 00:18:39,552 Here they are. Right on time. 224 00:18:41,804 --> 00:18:44,056 - Hey. - (both) Hi! 225 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:47,810 (# "Stand in the Shadows" by Line One) 226 00:18:49,145 --> 00:18:52,857 They want to work, it's just we haven't given them the opportunities. 227 00:18:52,982 --> 00:18:55,943 Poor people are just like you and me, except with no money. 228 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:59,572 They have so many kids, they can't get out from under. 229 00:18:59,697 --> 00:19:03,117 We've been educated. We use birth control. 230 00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:07,455 Nobody gives a damn. Their situation will never change until we do something. 231 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:08,372 (grunts) 232 00:19:08,497 --> 00:19:11,459 - You don't agree? - No. No, I, uh... 233 00:19:15,046 --> 00:19:17,298 (Skip) Jesus! Jesus! 234 00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:21,177 Jesus Christ, Jonathon, I don't believe it! Oh, God! 235 00:19:21,302 --> 00:19:24,388 It's the grossest thing I ever saw! It's on my skirt! 236 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:43,699 You know, deep down inside, I really think they liked me. 237 00:19:48,579 --> 00:19:50,206 Jonathon! 238 00:19:52,249 --> 00:19:55,711 - Guess what I just did for you. - I don't wanna know. 239 00:19:55,836 --> 00:19:57,880 Welcome aboard, Mr Secretary. 240 00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:03,094 Secretary of the Dance Committee is bullshit. It's an excuse to get outta class. 241 00:20:03,261 --> 00:20:07,515 That's only one of its positive aspects. The best part is there's five of us, 242 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,850 and 479 of them. 243 00:20:10,559 --> 00:20:12,603 Let's get 'em. 244 00:20:24,782 --> 00:20:29,370 - Oh-ho, look at the chest on her. - (French accent) Oh, the little girls. 245 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,622 - Chicks. - Love 'em. 246 00:20:31,747 --> 00:20:33,374 Whoo! 247 00:20:34,709 --> 00:20:39,588 - Hi. Welcome to Foxfield. - Love the fat girl! Ooh, the big fat one. 248 00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:45,636 This is the way we think it should go. Just before the last dance, 249 00:20:45,761 --> 00:20:49,890 our Mrs DeBreul and your Mr Kennedy will present the prize for best costume. 250 00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:53,811 - Can we just say something? - We think this costume thing is childish. 251 00:20:53,936 --> 00:20:56,522 What?! But it's a Halloween dance! 252 00:20:56,647 --> 00:20:59,442 There are more important things than Halloween. 253 00:20:59,567 --> 00:21:01,819 There are people starving! 254 00:21:01,944 --> 00:21:05,156 Lisa, why don't you offer our guests some sandwiches? 255 00:21:05,281 --> 00:21:08,868 A Halloween dance without any costumes is like every other dance! 256 00:21:08,993 --> 00:21:13,497 I think any dance is inappropriate considering the condition of the world. 257 00:21:13,623 --> 00:21:17,710 I am so tired of you two and your pseudo-intellectual liberal crap! 258 00:21:17,835 --> 00:21:20,588 - Julia! - Your cotton-candy ideas make me sick! 259 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:21,589 - Lisa! - Hi. 260 00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,549 Oh, no! 261 00:21:23,674 --> 00:21:24,634 (Jonathon) Agh! 262 00:21:24,759 --> 00:21:26,552 - Lisa! - I'm sorry. 263 00:21:26,677 --> 00:21:28,679 Stay away from me! Oh, fuck! 264 00:21:28,804 --> 00:21:31,265 - Lisa! - Oh, fuck! 265 00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:32,850 You peon! 266 00:21:37,355 --> 00:21:39,273 Oh! Oh! 267 00:21:45,529 --> 00:21:50,409 Let's leave it up to the individual as to whether he or she wears a costume. 268 00:21:52,453 --> 00:21:53,704 What do you think, Jonathon? 269 00:21:53,829 --> 00:21:56,332 I'm terribly sorry, Mrs DeBreul. 270 00:21:57,667 --> 00:21:59,919 Yes, it was most unfortunate. 271 00:22:02,046 --> 00:22:04,757 The vase was a gift from Eleanor Roosevelt? 272 00:22:04,882 --> 00:22:08,803 Irreplaceable. No, I don't think that's being too extreme, not at all. 273 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:13,474 As a matter of fact, I think you're being quite generous. Goodbye. 274 00:22:17,979 --> 00:22:21,482 Well, Mr Burroughs, you and your dance committee 275 00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:25,611 have really made an indelible impression on our sister school. 276 00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:28,322 And especially you, Mr Ogner. 277 00:22:28,698 --> 00:22:32,285 Not only are you forbidden to attend the Halloween dance, 278 00:22:32,410 --> 00:22:36,163 but you are the first student in the history of Vernon Academy 279 00:22:36,289 --> 00:22:42,795 ever to be banned from Foxfield until, and I quote, "the day you die". 280 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,172 On your way, gentlemen. 281 00:22:53,264 --> 00:22:55,349 The white zone is for unloading... 282 00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:57,935 Banished from Foxfield for ever! 283 00:22:59,145 --> 00:23:01,939 The only females within 100 miles. 284 00:23:03,107 --> 00:23:07,445 - Guess you're gonna die a virgin, buddy! - Give me some of that. 285 00:23:08,487 --> 00:23:12,158 - Here you go, pal, Mr Alligator. - You wanna buy a shirt? 286 00:23:12,283 --> 00:23:14,535 (brass chorale music ) 287 00:23:17,538 --> 00:23:19,165 Ta-da! 288 00:23:23,210 --> 00:23:25,671 You look troubled, my son. 289 00:23:36,432 --> 00:23:41,729 Worriest thou not about being banished for ever from the Foxfield school for girls, 290 00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:45,483 for yea, though they are the only females within 100 miles, 291 00:23:45,608 --> 00:23:48,653 there is still a place where thou canst journey to. 292 00:23:48,778 --> 00:23:50,863 Chicago, on the nine o'clock bus. 293 00:23:51,322 --> 00:23:53,991 - Forget it. - Desperate circumstances 294 00:23:54,116 --> 00:23:57,787 require desperate measures. Sexually, you're finished around here. 295 00:23:57,912 --> 00:24:00,915 - Must you rub it in? - Look, take this ticket. 296 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:05,753 Go to Rush Street, the Free N Easy Club. And you will meet the girl of your dreams. 297 00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:10,633 If she ain't there, take what you can get. Grab a cab, take her to Grey's Lake Inn. 298 00:24:10,758 --> 00:24:14,595 And there you will plant your seed in the Garden of Eden. 299 00:24:17,265 --> 00:24:19,517 - Here's 100 bucks. - Forget it. 300 00:24:19,642 --> 00:24:23,104 Jonathon! Until you get laid, none of us are safe! 301 00:24:25,648 --> 00:24:29,402 And whatever you do, Jesus, don't tell her you're in high school. 302 00:24:29,527 --> 00:24:31,904 - Tell her you're a longshoreman. - What? 303 00:24:32,029 --> 00:24:36,117 - Say you're a theatre critic for the Times. - Yeah. That's better. 304 00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:40,037 You're going. I don't want to see your ass back here until you succeed. 305 00:24:40,162 --> 00:24:44,125 In fact, I'm not gonna let you in the room until you bring me... her panties. 306 00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:46,544 Oh, come on. Look, Skip, I'm not like you. 307 00:24:46,669 --> 00:24:49,630 I don't have your charm, your finesse, your, uh... 308 00:24:49,755 --> 00:24:52,967 - Class. - Whatever. I'm no good with women. 309 00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:57,179 I know that, you know that. The broads that go to the Free N Easy don't. 310 00:24:57,305 --> 00:25:00,808 Look, Jonathon, you're a great guy. 311 00:25:01,225 --> 00:25:05,688 You've got a lot going for you. Hey, I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it. 312 00:25:05,813 --> 00:25:09,066 Well, I might say it if I didn't mean it, but probably not to you. 313 00:25:09,191 --> 00:25:11,235 Come on, let's go! 314 00:25:12,445 --> 00:25:14,488 (chicken noises) 315 00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:17,575 I'd lend you some money, but I'm a little short. 316 00:25:17,700 --> 00:25:21,537 Get this one for the Gipper. Come on, you guys, let's go! 317 00:25:24,832 --> 00:25:26,709 - Bless you. - Yeah, bless you. 318 00:25:26,834 --> 00:25:30,671 To the Promised Land, my son. To the Promised Land. 319 00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:38,095 Hey, Jesus, I got a great deal on some alligator shoes, buddy. 320 00:26:38,948 --> 00:26:42,034 (# "Hiding From Love" by Bryan Adams) 321 00:26:45,079 --> 00:26:49,625 # You can't deny it, you're only hiding from love 322 00:26:54,588 --> 00:26:56,215 Bartender! 323 00:26:56,966 --> 00:26:58,593 Sir! 324 00:26:59,135 --> 00:27:03,472 # You say you're shy, but you're only hiding from love 325 00:27:24,035 --> 00:27:26,120 - Watch it! - Sorry. 326 00:27:27,204 --> 00:27:31,834 # You're not deciding, you're only hiding from love 327 00:27:34,587 --> 00:27:37,882 Hi. My name is Jonathon. What's yours? 328 00:27:39,342 --> 00:27:43,262 Mind if I join you? So, do you live around here? 329 00:27:48,225 --> 00:27:52,688 # You say that you're shy, but you're only hiding from love 330 00:27:57,902 --> 00:28:00,154 Maybe another time. 331 00:28:06,911 --> 00:28:08,746 Oh, man! 332 00:28:08,871 --> 00:28:12,541 - Bartender! - Hold your horses! Be right with you. 333 00:28:19,507 --> 00:28:20,675 - Go! - Go! 334 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:24,428 One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six... 335 00:28:25,221 --> 00:28:27,723 - Oh, man! - How did I do? 336 00:28:27,848 --> 00:28:31,018 - I could do better than that. - Oh, she could do better than that! 337 00:28:31,143 --> 00:28:33,521 Ten bucks. Ten bucks. Ten bucks. 338 00:28:35,731 --> 00:28:38,609 - Hey, you're gonna lose some money! - Ellen! 339 00:28:39,527 --> 00:28:42,822 - Ready for takeoff now? - Ready. Wait, wait, wait. 340 00:28:42,947 --> 00:28:44,490 Get ready, get set, go! 341 00:28:44,615 --> 00:28:50,371 (all) One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine! Ten! 342 00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:55,876 Pay up. 343 00:28:59,255 --> 00:29:01,299 Drinks for the losers. 344 00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:13,394 Nice little profit. 345 00:29:15,438 --> 00:29:17,898 - This one's on the house. - Thanks. 346 00:29:28,117 --> 00:29:30,161 Are you here alone? 347 00:29:30,745 --> 00:29:33,122 - Huh? - Are you here alone? 348 00:29:33,247 --> 00:29:34,332 Yeah. 349 00:29:34,457 --> 00:29:38,210 You know, I get a really good feeling from you. 350 00:29:38,336 --> 00:29:40,796 - You do? - Mm-hm. Gimme your hand. 351 00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:46,969 You got a very exciting aura. 352 00:29:47,845 --> 00:29:49,972 I bet you hear that all the time. 353 00:29:50,097 --> 00:29:52,558 Well... now and again. 354 00:29:52,683 --> 00:29:55,269 - Let me test it. - What? 355 00:29:55,394 --> 00:29:58,814 Your aura. Take this quarter. Close your eyes. 356 00:30:00,358 --> 00:30:03,986 See if you can run the quarter from your forehead to your chin, 357 00:30:04,111 --> 00:30:05,696 and then from ear to ear, 358 00:30:05,821 --> 00:30:09,116 but without ever losing contact with your skin. 359 00:30:09,241 --> 00:30:12,828 - That's it? - It'll tell us everything we need to know. 360 00:30:31,764 --> 00:30:33,975 Can I have my...? Yes. Thanks. 361 00:30:36,519 --> 00:30:38,813 How'd I do? 362 00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:42,275 I'm sorry. I guess the vibes just weren't right. 363 00:30:55,579 --> 00:30:57,957 Wow. Look, you got two fours! 364 00:31:07,758 --> 00:31:09,927 Excuse me. 365 00:31:12,013 --> 00:31:14,974 - Could I... show you something? - Sure. 366 00:31:22,398 --> 00:31:24,609 Oh, God! 367 00:31:24,734 --> 00:31:28,654 - Why am I such a turd? - It could happen to anyone here. 368 00:31:29,739 --> 00:31:34,035 - Vodka tonic, please. - Only a dick would fall for that. 369 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,370 Well, you might be right. 370 00:31:40,458 --> 00:31:42,501 Yeah, I should... 371 00:31:47,214 --> 00:31:49,050 Uh... thanks. 372 00:31:51,260 --> 00:31:52,887 If you'll excuse me... 373 00:31:53,012 --> 00:31:57,808 I'm gonna find a very tall building with a fabulous view, and jump off. 374 00:32:04,774 --> 00:32:07,151 Trailways bus terminal, please. 375 00:32:13,658 --> 00:32:15,910 I know just the tall building. 376 00:32:25,711 --> 00:32:27,129 Whoo! 377 00:32:38,224 --> 00:32:41,602 - Why don't you come back over here? - Why don't you come over here? 378 00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:45,982 - No, I'm... I'm comfortable right here. - What are you afraid of? 379 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,484 Uh... dying. 380 00:32:50,486 --> 00:32:54,824 Uh, look, I wanna be totally honest here. You're scarin' the hell outta me. 381 00:32:56,242 --> 00:33:01,205 Hey, I just thought of somethin'. I haven't eaten. What about you? Are you hungry? 382 00:33:01,330 --> 00:33:04,875 What do you say? I could... I could buy us dinner. 383 00:33:09,005 --> 00:33:11,340 Now I am gonna jump. 384 00:33:11,465 --> 00:33:14,969 - It's only money. - Yeah, well, it's my only money. 385 00:33:17,096 --> 00:33:20,683 Have you ever... have you ever been in love? 386 00:33:21,058 --> 00:33:24,770 - Yeah, I was pretty fond of that $100 bill. - Have you? 387 00:33:30,484 --> 00:33:32,778 You're askin' me, the turd? 388 00:33:32,903 --> 00:33:36,741 Well, you look like a pretty... sensitive turd to me. 389 00:33:39,035 --> 00:33:42,288 Do you think there's something wrong with me? 390 00:33:46,459 --> 00:33:49,545 Well, how do I know? I mean, I don't know you. 391 00:33:50,463 --> 00:33:52,506 We can fix that. 392 00:33:55,885 --> 00:34:00,806 Yeah, are you hungry? Cos I am pretty hungry. You could buy us dinner. 393 00:34:00,932 --> 00:34:03,184 OK, so what do you wanna eat? 394 00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:06,479 Um... 395 00:34:06,604 --> 00:34:08,940 do you like Italian? 396 00:34:09,065 --> 00:34:09,857 Uh... 397 00:34:09,982 --> 00:34:11,609 Chinese? 398 00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:33,256 Uh... 399 00:34:34,131 --> 00:34:36,968 - This is an elevator. - Really? 400 00:34:37,093 --> 00:34:39,136 I love elevators. 401 00:34:39,804 --> 00:34:42,181 I think they're just wonderful. 402 00:34:43,307 --> 00:34:46,394 I love the way they go up and down. 403 00:34:49,063 --> 00:34:51,857 - Do you? - Oh, yeah, I think it's great. 404 00:34:55,278 --> 00:34:57,321 Which do you prefer? 405 00:34:58,656 --> 00:35:00,700 Going up... 406 00:35:02,243 --> 00:35:04,287 or going down? 407 00:35:05,037 --> 00:35:06,664 Um... 408 00:35:07,373 --> 00:35:09,750 - Up is fine. - Really? 409 00:35:11,210 --> 00:35:13,838 I think going down is much more exciting. 410 00:35:14,755 --> 00:35:18,342 Well, yeah, now that you mention it, down is, uh... 411 00:35:19,927 --> 00:35:23,681 Of course, going up... can be... a thrill. 412 00:35:24,515 --> 00:35:26,142 It depends. 413 00:35:27,602 --> 00:35:29,604 That's what I think. 414 00:35:33,274 --> 00:35:35,192 (Ellen) Wait. 415 00:35:35,318 --> 00:35:38,112 Yeah, up is... Down is... 416 00:35:48,831 --> 00:35:52,710 - Wait, uh... Wait, where...? Where's the...? - (bell rings) 417 00:35:52,835 --> 00:35:55,087 No, at the back. At the back. 418 00:35:55,421 --> 00:35:57,131 Oh, yeah. 419 00:36:11,896 --> 00:36:14,148 - Oh, God! - Oh, God, I'm so hot. 420 00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:21,030 Wouldn't you prefer... doing this... lying down? 421 00:36:21,155 --> 00:36:23,407 Uh... yeah, sure. Whatever. 422 00:36:25,618 --> 00:36:28,371 Or maybe... you prefer doing it standing up. 423 00:36:28,704 --> 00:36:30,539 Um... 424 00:36:30,665 --> 00:36:33,125 Um... I think I better lie down. 425 00:36:49,892 --> 00:36:52,436 Look, just... just slow down. Just slow down. 426 00:36:52,561 --> 00:36:54,605 - OK. - Kiss me. 427 00:36:56,482 --> 00:36:58,526 Jonathon... Stop, my hair's stuck. 428 00:36:58,651 --> 00:37:01,988 - Oh. Sorry. OK. - That's better. That's better. 429 00:37:03,823 --> 00:37:07,243 - Oh, what's...? Wait a minute. The sheet. - Oh. Sorry. OK. 430 00:37:08,869 --> 00:37:11,497 - How are you doing? - Oh, good! Good! 431 00:37:13,765 --> 00:37:16,351 Maybe something's happened to him. 432 00:37:16,476 --> 00:37:20,689 - I thought he'd be back by Friday. - I can't keep covering for him. 433 00:37:20,814 --> 00:37:22,482 - Where is he? - How should I know? 434 00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:25,068 You sent the little douche bag to Rush Street! 435 00:37:25,193 --> 00:37:28,029 - Oh, shut up, you clone. - Up your tube, geek. 436 00:37:28,154 --> 00:37:30,824 - I'm telling Kennedy. - Very honourable, Skip. 437 00:37:30,949 --> 00:37:33,034 It's been nice knowin' ya. 438 00:37:33,576 --> 00:37:35,787 Where the hell have you been? 439 00:37:41,668 --> 00:37:43,920 - (wolf-whistling) - (cheering) 440 00:37:48,341 --> 00:37:50,802 Very impressive, Mr Ogner. 441 00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:54,514 - In a fucking elevator? - That was the first time. 442 00:37:55,306 --> 00:37:57,308 I can't stand it! 443 00:37:57,434 --> 00:38:01,730 Oh, it was stuck... between the 51st and 52nd floor. 444 00:38:04,065 --> 00:38:06,443 - How old is she? - Oh, God... 445 00:38:07,610 --> 00:38:09,654 mid-thirties. 446 00:38:10,697 --> 00:38:13,241 Oh, God. God! 447 00:38:14,743 --> 00:38:17,620 A fucking elevator! Fucking ele... Whoa! 448 00:38:18,872 --> 00:38:22,292 Now let's each of us take a moment to look within ourselves, 449 00:38:22,417 --> 00:38:25,003 and ask for guidance... 450 00:38:25,128 --> 00:38:27,172 and strength. 451 00:38:28,381 --> 00:38:30,425 - Our heavenly Father... - How big? 452 00:38:30,759 --> 00:38:33,970 .. may you look down on each and every one of us 453 00:38:34,095 --> 00:38:36,556 and give us the will, 454 00:38:36,681 --> 00:38:40,185 the purity of mind, to follow your way. 455 00:38:40,310 --> 00:38:43,605 - What's her name? - Ellen. 456 00:38:43,730 --> 00:38:48,193 She's a fashion designer. Told her I'm at Northwestern workin' on my PhD. 457 00:38:48,318 --> 00:38:51,071 And she bought it? And you really...? 458 00:38:51,196 --> 00:38:52,572 Mm-hm. 459 00:38:52,697 --> 00:38:55,492 - Jesus! And she really...? - Mm-hm. 460 00:38:55,617 --> 00:38:57,911 - Jesus! - Hey, you wanna be careful? 461 00:38:58,036 --> 00:38:59,496 Aw, man. 462 00:39:07,504 --> 00:39:09,547 Hey! There he is! 463 00:39:10,423 --> 00:39:13,259 - Mr Porno! - Yeah, the Rush Street Casanova! 464 00:39:13,635 --> 00:39:17,097 - Hey, he's a sex machine. - The guy is an animal. 465 00:39:17,639 --> 00:39:21,726 It's Dick Man! Able to leap long fences at a single bound! 466 00:39:21,851 --> 00:39:24,187 Yes, Dick Man! 467 00:39:25,438 --> 00:39:27,482 Oh, you lady-killer! 468 00:39:50,130 --> 00:39:52,465 OK. See ya Monday. 469 00:39:52,590 --> 00:39:55,635 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Listen to this. 470 00:39:55,969 --> 00:40:01,474 "One out of every two males experiences impotence at least once in his late teens. " 471 00:40:01,599 --> 00:40:03,852 One out of two. Holy shit. 472 00:40:04,936 --> 00:40:08,148 Well, have a swell weekend. Give Ellen my love. 473 00:40:08,273 --> 00:40:09,983 (Ellen) Oh! 474 00:40:10,108 --> 00:40:11,735 Oh! 475 00:40:43,349 --> 00:40:45,143 Oh, Jonathon. 476 00:40:45,268 --> 00:40:47,312 (Jonathon) Mm. 477 00:41:14,297 --> 00:41:18,551 Let's do it again. What do you think? Hm? What do you think? 478 00:42:37,005 --> 00:42:39,466 - Are you ready? - Mm-hm. 479 00:42:44,929 --> 00:42:47,390 It's called an instant margarita. 480 00:42:48,141 --> 00:42:50,518 - Ready when you are. - Open. 481 00:42:55,940 --> 00:42:57,567 Swallow. 482 00:42:58,026 --> 00:42:59,652 Swallow! 483 00:43:00,862 --> 00:43:03,865 Do you want some water? Do you want some water? Open. 484 00:43:03,990 --> 00:43:06,409 - Do you want more? - Cut it out! 485 00:43:06,534 --> 00:43:09,621 - Just tryin' to help! - You're dealin' with an animal here. 486 00:43:09,746 --> 00:43:12,290 - Oh, my. - All right, no more Mr Nice Guy. 487 00:43:12,415 --> 00:43:14,501 - Oh, my God. - What? 488 00:43:15,585 --> 00:43:19,547 That's it! You wanna play rough? Huh? You wanna play rough? 489 00:43:34,104 --> 00:43:36,147 I love you. 490 00:43:43,238 --> 00:43:46,741 (Jonathon) A lot of people ruin a good thing with pressure and strings. 491 00:43:46,866 --> 00:43:48,827 They suffocate each other. 492 00:43:48,952 --> 00:43:53,081 I don't want that kind of relationship. I don't think you do, either. 493 00:43:53,206 --> 00:43:56,042 You know, Ellen, when I said I loved you, 494 00:43:57,252 --> 00:44:00,797 I didn't mean for you to get the impression that I actually love you. 495 00:44:01,131 --> 00:44:04,551 It's a cliche one falls back on in this situation. 496 00:44:06,511 --> 00:44:09,723 What I was trying to say is, I very much like you, 497 00:44:09,848 --> 00:44:13,226 but we shouldn't exaggerate the significance of that. 498 00:44:13,351 --> 00:44:16,062 It's... We have a good time together. 499 00:44:19,858 --> 00:44:22,652 Next weekend, why don't I come up? 500 00:44:22,777 --> 00:44:25,655 - Up? - Yeah. To Northwestern. 501 00:44:28,867 --> 00:44:31,119 We'll stay at your place. 502 00:44:32,037 --> 00:44:34,289 My place? At Northwestern? 503 00:44:35,165 --> 00:44:39,669 Yeah, great. That's a great idea. When do you wanna come up? 504 00:44:39,794 --> 00:44:41,713 Next weekend. 505 00:44:41,838 --> 00:44:44,466 Uh, yeah, next weekend I won't be there. 506 00:44:44,591 --> 00:44:46,843 I'll be, uh... I'll be in the city. 507 00:44:47,635 --> 00:44:50,513 - Oh. Chicago? - Yeah. No! No, New York. 508 00:44:50,638 --> 00:44:52,891 I have to attend a seminar. 509 00:44:54,059 --> 00:44:58,146 Well, that's even better. We'll have a great time. 510 00:44:58,938 --> 00:45:03,234 - In New York? - We'll do the romantic bullshit routine. 511 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:06,696 (Jonathon) We'll have a great time. In New York. 512 00:45:15,538 --> 00:45:17,332 - Wake up, limp dick! - (groans) 513 00:45:17,457 --> 00:45:22,128 Oh, rise and shine. Come on, you're gonna be late for chapel. 514 00:45:22,253 --> 00:45:25,382 - Let's go! - I'm going, I'm going, I'm going. 515 00:45:25,507 --> 00:45:26,966 Jesus! 516 00:45:27,092 --> 00:45:28,510 What? 517 00:45:28,635 --> 00:45:30,678 You look horrible. 518 00:45:32,806 --> 00:45:35,058 Oh, I don't believe it. 519 00:45:35,183 --> 00:45:37,310 What now? 520 00:45:37,435 --> 00:45:39,646 New York. 521 00:45:39,771 --> 00:45:41,856 I told her I'd meet her in New York. 522 00:45:41,981 --> 00:45:46,444 In New York? Jesus, you're... What, do you love this chick? Huh? 523 00:45:47,487 --> 00:45:51,616 Does she know you love her? No, really, does she know you love her? 524 00:45:51,741 --> 00:45:54,869 Does she know you've gone completely off the deep end? 525 00:45:54,994 --> 00:45:58,331 All's I know is, I gotta find a seminar in New York. 526 00:46:48,548 --> 00:46:50,759 What are we doing? 527 00:46:51,426 --> 00:46:55,638 - Getting rid of that eyesore. - I happen to like this eyesore. 528 00:46:57,599 --> 00:46:58,892 (salesman clears throat) 529 00:46:59,017 --> 00:47:03,229 - May I help you? - Could we try this jacket in his size? 530 00:47:04,898 --> 00:47:05,899 39 regular? 531 00:47:06,024 --> 00:47:10,695 We're not getting rid of it entirely, we're just giving it a much-needed rest. 532 00:47:11,321 --> 00:47:13,448 - Sir? - Uh-huh. 533 00:47:13,573 --> 00:47:15,617 - Ma'am. - OK. 534 00:47:17,327 --> 00:47:19,371 All right. 535 00:47:21,456 --> 00:47:23,500 (salesman) Very nice. 536 00:47:24,626 --> 00:47:28,129 - What do you think? - Very distinguished. 537 00:47:28,922 --> 00:47:31,424 - Now slacks. - Mm-hm. May I suggest, uh... 538 00:47:31,549 --> 00:47:34,302 Grey flannel. 539 00:47:34,427 --> 00:47:35,762 31. 540 00:47:35,887 --> 00:47:37,806 Uh, 30. 541 00:47:37,931 --> 00:47:44,062 - What are you saying about my trousers? - They speak for themselves. 542 00:47:44,187 --> 00:47:46,856 Sir, you'll find the dressing room right over there. 543 00:47:46,981 --> 00:47:49,067 Thank you. 544 00:48:25,145 --> 00:48:26,771 Ellen? 545 00:48:30,442 --> 00:48:32,485 Shit. Shit! 546 00:48:32,610 --> 00:48:33,987 - Sir. Sir! - (alarm) 547 00:48:38,074 --> 00:48:39,868 Ellen! Ellen! 548 00:48:39,993 --> 00:48:44,205 - Where do you think you're going? - I have to catch her! Ellen! 549 00:48:48,752 --> 00:48:50,336 Come on. 550 00:48:50,462 --> 00:48:52,505 Come on. 551 00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:05,226 (horn) 552 00:49:13,193 --> 00:49:15,236 Hiya, tiger. 553 00:49:21,326 --> 00:49:23,536 What am I gonna do? 554 00:49:23,661 --> 00:49:28,625 I don't know her number. I don't know her address. I don't even know her last name. 555 00:49:28,750 --> 00:49:31,002 Knew her pretty well, did you? 556 00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:39,427 I'm sorry. Look, she was bound to find out about it sooner or later. 557 00:49:39,552 --> 00:49:42,806 Yeah. I just wish it was later, you know. 558 00:49:44,933 --> 00:49:46,434 Christ. 559 00:49:49,270 --> 00:49:52,565 Hey! You gonna spend the rest of your life in bed? 560 00:49:55,318 --> 00:50:00,573 Don't you think you're takin' this a little hard? You've gotta go to dinner. 561 00:50:00,740 --> 00:50:03,201 I can't believe you'd forgo eggplant surprise. 562 00:50:03,326 --> 00:50:07,372 - I'm not hungry. - That's no reason not to eat the shit. 563 00:50:07,497 --> 00:50:09,791 Coming or not? Last chance. 564 00:50:16,548 --> 00:50:18,591 One more chance. 565 00:50:25,223 --> 00:50:27,851 This is your final and last chance. 566 00:50:28,768 --> 00:50:31,062 Leave me alone! 567 00:50:31,187 --> 00:50:35,734 I'll leave you alone. You don't wanna do anything. You don't wanna... 568 00:50:37,944 --> 00:50:39,988 What a jerk! 569 00:50:45,952 --> 00:50:48,204 Very well done, Mr Jenkins. 570 00:50:49,581 --> 00:50:52,542 Extraordinarily average, Mr Maybaum. 571 00:50:52,667 --> 00:50:54,919 Very nice, Mr Jackson. 572 00:50:57,088 --> 00:50:59,549 Very perceptive, Mr Burroughs. 573 00:51:02,260 --> 00:51:04,512 Too vague, Mr Goobser. 574 00:51:05,388 --> 00:51:10,101 We have something really mediocre here, Mr Ogner. Let's not keep it up. 575 00:51:10,852 --> 00:51:13,605 Offended all my sensibilities, Mr Ruskin. 576 00:51:15,315 --> 00:51:16,316 (bell rings) 577 00:51:16,441 --> 00:51:18,651 Hey, Jonathon, wait up! 578 00:51:19,402 --> 00:51:22,447 A C-plus - now you've got something to be depressed about. 579 00:51:22,572 --> 00:51:25,742 - Even Roger got a B-minus. - I don't give a shit. 580 00:51:29,079 --> 00:51:34,376 What'll you do for Christmas? Crucify yourself? I think you're missing the point. 581 00:51:34,501 --> 00:51:35,835 - Do you? - I do. 582 00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:39,839 She was beautiful. She was wonderful. But a fuck... It's just a fuck. 583 00:51:39,964 --> 00:51:44,219 - Sometimes you're a real asshole. - You're not the first guy to be dumped on. 584 00:51:44,344 --> 00:51:49,182 One thing I don't need right now is the world according to Skippy here. 585 00:51:50,183 --> 00:51:53,019 Do us both a favour, huh? Just shut up. 586 00:51:53,728 --> 00:51:55,772 OK, Mr Depth. 587 00:51:57,732 --> 00:51:59,859 - Wallow in it. - (bell rings) 588 00:52:04,698 --> 00:52:06,908 - Dammit, Roger, hurry up. - Don't rush me. 589 00:52:07,033 --> 00:52:09,119 We're playing poker. You want me to help? 590 00:52:09,244 --> 00:52:13,540 All right, all right. Does a full house beat a flush or does a flush beat a full house? 591 00:52:13,665 --> 00:52:15,667 You don't even know how to play! 592 00:52:15,792 --> 00:52:17,877 How many times do we have to tell you? 593 00:52:18,002 --> 00:52:21,631 - Come on! Come on! - (thud) 594 00:52:21,756 --> 00:52:24,676 - What was that? - (door opens) 595 00:52:24,801 --> 00:52:28,221 It's Jonathon. He's really freakin' out. 596 00:52:28,346 --> 00:52:29,973 Oh, great. 597 00:52:30,098 --> 00:52:33,143 - Jonathon's always freakin' out. - We gotta redeal. 598 00:52:33,268 --> 00:52:35,145 - Redeal? - He had to leave. 599 00:52:35,270 --> 00:52:36,730 - So what? - It's a redeal. 600 00:52:36,855 --> 00:52:41,818 - If it was your cards you wouldn't do it. - After someone leaves... doesn't count. 47098

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