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- Previously this season

on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- Oh, wow. - All these bitches, I swear.

- That's what I want to do! - This is so sexy!

- I have the most beautiful girlfriends.

- Oh, nice! - Whoo!

- Meet Garcelle! - Oh, my God!

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, gorgeous.

I know I can handle anything.

Even those damn housewives.

- I'm pregnant!

- I'm gonna be on Broadway!

- Erika's going to do Broadway,

so I want to take all of us on a trip

to Rome, Italy.

- We were all so happy.

It's hard to even imagine how terrible

things would soon become.

- I have a... ing life! - I don't?

- Why is that weird? - Because...

- Because you don't have good friends?

- I actually consider you to be one of them.

- Do you ever let people talk?

- I want you to talk, but not if you're gonna be an asshole.

- I just made out with a girl. - Uh, I was with a couple.

You dated a couple?

- I heard you guys arguing about threesomes.

- I'm very sorry.

- We were dying of laughter. It's fine.

- Moving forward, they won't be within earshot of this group.

Baby, stand up, we're leaving.

- As long as you feel good about yourselves,

all of you. - No. I'm done. I'm done!

Find something else to fight about.

- Please don't go. - No. I'm done.

- You guys need to be careful.

She's not who she pretends to be.

Denise and I, we hooked up.

She's like, "You can't tell Aaron.

He will kill me."

- So they... ed?

- She told a lot of things you've said

about me and other people at this table.

- I haven't said anything to Brandi at all.

I've hardly talked to her.

- She said you two had sex. Okay?

- What?

- I should have warned you. I didn't.

- That's why I feel like you have not been a friend to me.

- Denise and I have been really good friends.

- You've got texts to prove this?

Because I believe Denise.

- Oh, man...

- This is not "I hardly know her."

That is a lie.

Brandi, I think you guys have to get together

and figure this out.

'Cause now we're all involved.

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- I love this.

- I wanna know the story behind the collection.

- I mean, this is just some of the stuff.

I wanted to have...

- This is so good. - I'm obsessed. Tell me...

- Yes, I love wearing that just with jeans.

- This is so beautiful.

- But what would we put on the mannequin?

- Let's see. I like these sparkly things.

I think this is, like, for next window.

New Year's Eve-y. - New Year's Eve.

Well, let's take this all over here.

Sutton was really sweet and said,

"I really love your line.

I would love to carry it in my boutique."

- Maybe we could do, like, a collaboration, like,

just for my store. - That would be amazing.

My line is not a couture line,

but Sutton's got the right clientele.

They like to lounge around a yacht,

listening to some yacht rock.

Oh, that looks good there!

And I'm grateful that she put it in her window.

Can you... will you move this one to the...

- Yes.

I mean, bossy!

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- I want it to be collaborative, I mean,

even though, you know, the script is our baby, obviously.

- Yeah. - You directing it.

Congratulations.

- Thank you, I'm so excited about it.

- So good. - We are so happy

that you are officially aboard

and gonna direct this movie.

We are so excited. - I mean, beyond.

- I have to say, when I read the script,

I really was like, "Oh, my gosh!

This is the kind of movie that needs to get made these days!"

- Yeah! - That's a good sign.

The movie we're producing is called "Split Marriage."

It's a psychological thriller,

and we're finally getting all the plans together,

and that's unbelievably, like, satisfying.

Let's make a kickass movie.

- Yeah... - Whoo!

- Oh, my God.

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- I think that the nutcrackers...

- Flank the door. I think that's a good idea.

- I mean, the only thing with the jester,

I was kinda hoping that we could

do some big presents, whether it's, like...

- Black paper. - Yeah.

Black, gold. - And gold. Yeah.

- Exactly. - Really pretty.

- I think that's the moment. - Okay.

- We've got two bartenders, a full bar.

- Where's the bar go? - Centered in that area.

- So the fireplace will be behind the bar.

- Correct. And then the backdrop...

- Well, obviously! Look at this!

There's trees behind, and there's dirt.

- She makes a valid point. It can't be.

- It's a great feeling that PK and I

are able to throw this housewarming.

We've dealt with a lot of BS in the past.

What do people want?

"The Real Tax Returns of Beverly Hills"?

I know how to make a really warm home.

Wow!

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And the kids are able to enjoy

every single space in this house.

Which I love.

Yay!

Just feels like a really happy home.

Is the magician integrating the party, the people,

or is it just kind of, like... - I don't think so.

Unless you want him to make any of your friends disappear.

I could have a word with him, then.

- What if I want him to make my husband disappear?

- I don't really want that. - That can't happen.

- We want everyone to come together

and bury the hatchet.

It was only a few years ago

that Lisa Rinna and I were not in a good place.

- I feel like sh...

- All right, well, listen.

- So... - Let's start clean.

- I would be happy with just trying that.

That's very grown-up.

- Now, Lisa is one of my best friends.

And I know that Lisa and Denise Richards,

right now, are at odds.

It's gonna be very, very exciting!

But I also believe that...

you can get through anything.

The last time I saw the girls...

- Yeah. - Denise never ended up coming.

- Aww... - Aw, well, feel better.

- And then Brandi shows up.

Hi!

- Oh, my God!

- And as Denise's friend, I feel this responsibility

to kind of challenge what Brandi is saying

because she had said, "Look!

"Look at my phone, I've got text messages,

and we're friends."

- That's not a friend, is it?

- Let me finish. - But I'm just saying.

- Let me finish.

'Cause... you have to let me finish.

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Now I lost my... ing train of thought.

Honey, you have to just let me finish the thought.

- Honey, it's very difficult to have a conversation

when it's a ten-minute speech.

I am a great listener,

providing I respect the person I'm listening to.

- Doesn't have any time for anyone.

- I don't know what to say to you.

- You're listening!

- What am I doing, just nodding?

- That's what people do, they listen!

- Okay.

I am a great communicator.

-... ing hell.

- But... - Only when he's talking.

I think it's really, really important

that Denise is able to tell her side of the story.

- I've got no interest in getting involved in this.

All right? Don't bring me into it.

I haven't got an opinion on it.

I'm only involved if they're attacking you.

- This is not about me.

For the first time in a long time,

not about me.

- Well, then keep it that way.

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- Should we call Erika and see what's up?

Oh, I'm FaceTiming. Hang on.

- I'll come scoot over.

Hi!

- Look where I'm at!

- Yay! - No! Oh, my gosh!

- Oh, how exciting!

- Oh, Erika!

It is gonna be the role of a lifetime for you.

- Well, I'm back in New York, and I'm...

walking to work like I used to when I was 18 years old

with my backpack.

All I'm saying is,

you've made it to Broadway

wherein you're on the trash can.

It's a little bit better off.

- You're not gonna be at Dorit's Saturday.

- You left town at just the right time.

- Sh... Luck you, Erika.

Bye!

- Now I'm like, "Oh, my gosh, what is gonna be Saturday?"

- Clearly, Denise has not been honest.

- Have you talked to her since the baby shower?

- I've texted with her a few times.

I told her about the party,

and that it was gonna be at Dorit's,

and she said, "Good."

And I just said, "I'll see you there."

I'm torn, 'cause I would like to be a good friend for her,

and I don't feel like I've been a great friend,

but now I go, "You know what?

"Maybe I have been a great friend,

and you're being a sh... y friend."

And she's gonna have to take responsibility for it.

You make your bed, you have to sleep in it.

- Yeah. - And sometimes that bed

is... ing filled with nails and snakes.

- Coming up...

- See how animated you're getting?

- Let's see how animated I am when I talk diamonds.

- You want to talk diamonds?

- Let's talk diamonds, baby. - Mm-hmm.

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- Honey, how did that gray suit fit you?

- I didn't try it yet.

What about this one?

- Oh, God.

Are you sure?

- I don't like this, either.

- Maybe not tonight.

- Yeah.

- Or ever.

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- Storm, River, stop.

They're so small but so fluffy.

Thank you so much.

My sister Kim is coming tonight, too.

She had her boobs redone, and she had her teeth done.

- She did such a good... - Now I gotta find her

a nice husband.

- I mean, she has no problem attracting men.

- I mean, she has more engagement rings

than anybody I've ever met in my life.

It's, like, seven or eight.

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- So what are we gonna name her?

- Veruschka.

Veruschka.

I like it with the V. Ooh, yeah.

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- I said I didn't like that dress.

- I know.

But I don't have very many options.

Why don't you like this part?

- Because this! It's so fat.

- It's fat? You mean fluffy.

- No, it's fat!

- I didn't know that sleeves could be fat.

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- Tonight, Michael's met some of the girls,

but I know Denise is a little nervous.

Just because, you know,

she's had it out with the girls.

We're gonna meet up and ride together with...

- Pep talk her up.

- Her...

I think Denise is feeling vulnerable with the group.

That people are ganging up on her.

You know, probably have a couple of shots in the car.

Take the edge off.

I want her to know that I have her back

no matter what, because that's what our friendship

means to me.

How tight is this on me?

- Real tight, girl.

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- The guests will enter in here.

Beautiful, I love it.

The door will stay closed because it's more

of an impact when you open the door and see it.

- We can totally do that. - You see?

And then... this is like, this moment.

Got the heat lamps up. If we have any other candles...

- Oh, wonderful!

- I'm Dorit!

You're the pyro?

- So you're taking care of all the candles.

- Lovely. Okay, thank you so much.

Hmm. Pyro.

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- Aw, how pretty!

Oh, my gosh.

- Lisa. - PK!

- Hi, darling. - Hi!

This is so gorgeous.

- Thank you. Do you like it? - I love it.

- How are you?

- I'm great. How are you? - Good, thank you.

- Tell me about this booze.

Cheers. - I want you to taste it.

It's my non-alcoholic champagne.

Yum.

I think it's gonna be a huge hit.

- I hope so. - There's my girl!

- Hi, gorgeous! Oh, my gosh. - Hi, baby!

- Champagne without alcohol is like sex without an orgasm.

Do we have Belvedere? - Yes.

- I would like a Belvedere.

Like, what's the point?

Have water.

- Hi! - Hi, you look beautiful.

- So do you.

Can you believe I'm allowed to drink tonight?

- L'Astuce means "trick" in French.

I wanted to have it in time for the baby shower.

That was gonna be, like, my little...

- It's really good! - It's good, isn't it? I know.

- This is Brad from Live Nation.

- How are you? - And this is my wife.

- Very good to meet you. - Oh, wow!

Beautiful! - Look at the sleigh.

- How cute is that?

- Honey, should I put the gifts here?

- No, honey, those are props.

- How do you know?

- Gorgeous!

- Hi, how are you?

Your house looks unbelievable.

- Love your Alex Perry! - Thank you.

This house is gorgeous! - Hi, Faye!

- Gorgeous! - Girl, you look beautiful!

- Love this! - Thank you.

- How are you? - You, too.

This house is ridiculous. - It is so pretty, Faye.

- Isn't it amazing? - Unreal.

- Thank you. - We need it.

Our husbands can have girlfriends.

Right?

- Well, Harry has a lot of girlfriends now.

- Oh, good. - He likes Heidi.

Heidi's pretty sexual.

You know, she's pretty out there.

Roxanne is sassy.

Sabrina's French.

And she works at Starbucks.

- He's just okay with whoever... - Could you bring out Heidi?

- He likes Lisa Rinna the best, actually.

Nice!

- So pretty.

- This is very clever.

Like, you're balancing the belly

with the shoulders. - You know, Slate goes...

"Mom, I hate that dress. Your shoulders look fat."

- Hi, Dorit!

Your home is beautiful! - Thank you, baby.

- Oh, my gosh. - I know.

- Hi! - Hi!

- This is non-alcoholic champagne.

- Yes, I'll be passing that one by.

- Hello! You're so dolce.

- Hi! - Hi!

- Nice to see you!

- I'm good, girl. - Did you get my little...

- You know what? Something came.

- Yes. - And I haven't seen it.

- It's a housewarming, but... - That's so sweet.

- It's for your bedroom.

It's just, like, a little floral bouquet.

- No.

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- I'm gonna call Denise and see where she's at.

- Okay.

- Your call has been forwarded

to an automatic voice... - Oh, great.

I'm also hungry.

- You didn't eat?

- Not really.

Had some chicken wings.

Tazz brought some up for me when she brought my dress.

She knows I love chicken wings.

That's so Black of me.

Yep.

- And see how animated you're getting

when you talk chicken?

- Too soon? - Let's see how animated I am

when I talk diamonds.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

- You want to talk diamonds?

- Let's talk diamonds, baby.

- Mm-hmm.

- I am very excited about Michael.

- Really? You want to have that talk?

- This is a big step for me,

'cause I'm finally feeling like I'm ready.

I am ready to have a relationship.

- How many carats?

- I don't know. I would never say that.

- You have a number.

- I would never say that! - What's your number?

- I mean, you know. - So it's just a gesture?

- It's a little more than a gesture.

- Oh, so it's a little more.

- It's a little more than a gesture.

- You need a little more than a gesture.

- No. - So...

- I've taken it slow long enough.

I didn't have sex for seven years

after my divorce.

I didn't trust.

I didn't think I would be capable of...

letting someone in, and I didn't.

I was tight as hell.

- Your call has been forwarded...

- What if she's not coming?

- Like, is the phone ringing?

- No, it's going straight to voicemail.

- Doesn't that happen when your phone's off?

- Your call has been forwarded...

- Come on, Denise.

- I'm standing by the heater.

- All right, so just don't let my hair catch on fire.

- Oh, I'll try not to.

- Ladies, gentlemen, please, come closer.

My wife has something to say.

- Oh, that's a shocker.

- Oh, I wasn't expecting that.

- Welcome to our new home, everyone.

This is a very special night for PK and I.

- Well, I'm trying... - Why are you being loud?

- I'm trying to project my voice to everyone.

I'll try and lower my voice.

- Okay!

Mommy teaches them well, okay?

Anyway, we thought it'd be a nice little treat

to have a fantastic,

world-renowned illusionist mentalist.

Simon, come join us.

- Whoo!

- And everybody welcome Simon.

- Welcome, Simon! - Hello, Simon!

- Wiggle your fingers.

Have I ever met you before? - I don't think so.

- Take one of your rings off, please.

Hold it in your hand.

Open up your hand. Watch this.

Everybody say "go" at the count of three.

One, two, three.

Go!

- What hand is it in, beautiful?

Both of you blow really gently. One, two, three, go.

Gone. - Shut up.

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- Where is Denise?

I'm gonna try her one more time.

- Your call has been forwarded to an automatic...

- I say we go and see if she shows up.

I mean, I get it if she doesn't want to show up,

but let me know.

Just don't leave us hanging.

- That's good.

- I swear to God, if Denise is already here,

I'm gonna kill her.

- What! - Wow...

- Oh, my God!

- Amazing! - Bravo, Simon!

- Bravissimo!

- Is Garcelle... Oh, there's Garcelle.

- There she is. - Garcelle-y!

- I was texting with her.

She said she was coming with Garcelle.

So she's not with Garcelle.

- Hi! - Hi.

I love your hair like that.

- Thank you! How's everything?

- I was supposed to meet up with Denise,

and she's a no-show.

- Oh, no-show. - What do you mean?

- I've been calling her.

Her phone goes straight to voicemail.

Nothing.

- Coming up...

- Who's that tall blonde that just walked in?

Is that Brandi?

- Kyle. - Well, there you have it.

Don't look at me.

- I was supposed to meet up with Denise,

and she's a no-show.

- Oh, no-show. - What do you mean?

- I've been calling her.

Her phone goes straight to voicemail.

Nothing.

- Maybe she's gonna be late 'cause of Malibu traffic.

- Well, she would've returned my texts,

she would've taken my calls.

- Garcelle!

Baby, you missed the magic!

- I know I missed the magic!

We were waiting for Denise Richards,

who never showed up. You look amazing.

- What do you mean, "Never showed up?"

- She's not coming.

- This is really strange.

Because I had been reaching out to Denise, saying,

"You need to come tonight."

We need to work through some stuff.

And she said, "Don't worry. Of course, I'm coming."

- I'm gonna go check my phone, guys.

- I'll check my phone, too.

- I hope everything is okay.

But I kind of thought this was what would happen.

- I thought that, too.

- She asked me this morning, she said,

"Are you getting really dressed up tonight?

"I have two choices, blah, blah, blah,

I'm gonna wear whatever's warmest."

She goes, "I'm going with Garcelle."

I said, "That's great you're going with Garcelle."

And that's it!

I'm gonna say, "Is everything okay?"

- My heart is racing right now. - Me, too.

- I'm really, really, really scared.

- Okay, I'm sending her a text.

- It's going straight to voicemail.

- It's... her phone's off.

Or she's blocked me.

- Why would she block me?

She just texted me last night.

Denise doesn't have a problem facing people.

Last year, when I had a problem with Camille,

she was supportive!

With Camille and me,

people like that, Denise, they scare me.

- I told him if anything happens,

he has to have your ...ing back, right?

- Aw... - Yeah, I'm in.

- I just called Aaron. He didn't answer.

- No, they're not answering.

- They're not coming, are they? - They're not coming.

She stood me up! I mean, she would at least say...

- How do you feel about that?

- It's not okay!

'Cause I'm the one that's, you know, the...

- She loves you! - I know!

- Why would you stand somebody up?

- Just at least say something.

I'm sure Denise has her reasons for not showing up.

But if I'm there for you,

then honor that and respect that.

If you can't be upfront with me,

why do I value our friendship

maybe more than you value our friendship?

She thought Brandi was gonna be here.

Is Brandi gonna be here?

- No! - Is Brandi invited?

- Of course not! I'm not even friends with Brandi.

- So let's go get a bite to eat.

I need to eat something. - Nick.

- Yes, what would you like? - We're gonna sit over there.

Can we get some food and drink? - Yes, yes, you got it.

- Jeez Louise, you guys.

- Food and drinks,

and let's try and have a party, shall we?

- Yes. - Guys, there's lasagna!

What's wrong with you?

- Ah! There's lasagna!

- We either have to go to In-N-Out Burger,

or we gotta go somewhere and eat,

'cause it's not okay. - You're really hungry.

- Where's Garcelle? - Garcelle's over there.

- She's with her boyfriend for a little bit.

- Yeah, but her boyfriend is so nice.

Garcelle! - I'm not making out!

I mean, but look at him, wouldn't you?

- You know, I understand that.

Find my husband, Michael,

because I know he's been dying to talk to you.

- Shall I get PK... - No, no, no, no, no.

- Are you sure? - He's fine. Absolutely!

He's a grown-ass man. - I know.

- What is this?

- This is... - Take the whole platter.

Take the whole platter.

That's mine, thank you.

- Take the whole platter! - I know.

- We have a red onion and goat cheese.

- Wait a minute. Weren't you at Kyle's?

- Okay. - Oh! Ah!

- I remember you!

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- This is so yummy. - Oh.

- This is amazing. - Maybe in a little bit.

But thank you. - Sure.

- Sure. Hi.

Did you see that tall...

drink of water?

- Weren't you at Kyle's? I remember you, baby!

- My relationship with Garcelle,

it's been good. - Well, that's great.

- We talked about proposal.

But that's great. I think she's great.

You guys look great together. - Thank you.

- We like Michael.

It's early.

- And we're very fortunate

we have this kind of connection,

and both people are on the same page

at the same time. - Yeah. That's awesome.

Congratulations. - Thank you, man.

- I mean, really. - Thank you.

- Yeah. - Guys, I got this...

phone call out of the blue last night

from none other than Camille.

- Oh!

- I know.

I have no desire to have any kind of relationship...

- You know that someone saw

Denise and Camille walking together.

- No!

- No matter what you say, they don't believe you.

- Now you get it. - Absolutely.

- You get the struggle I was going through last year.

- No, I do. I'm seeing them all tomorrow.

- Wow, that's really...

- Yeah, Dorit's having a party at her house tomorrow.

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- I just hope you're prepared.

Do you have some holy water? I think I might have some.

- You know, I brought some back from the Vatican.

- Did you? Okay.

- Why would Denise want to reach out to Camille?

- Back off! - Yeah, you do.

- No, I don't! - Don't... you... ing back off.

- I can't do this. - If you're feeling bad,

just go away! - I can't do this.

- Because... ing Camille will jump on anyone's bandwagon.

You can manipulate Camille Grammer

with a blindfold on and a ball in your mouth.

I wanna hear the truth.

- You never know that that's true.

- Who was that tall blonde that just walked in?

Who's that?

Is that Brandi?

- Hi! - Brandi and Kim are here.

- Kyle? - Well, there you have it.

- Ooh, look out! - Don't look at me.

- Hey, guys!

- She's not, you know, doing anything.

- How are you? - I'm good, and you?

- Oh, you know, I've been better.

- How's it going? Hi, Kim.

- Let's go over there.

- Can I get a glass of wine first?

- Go get a glass of wine.

- There's a lot of guys here!

- Yeah, and they're all married.

- It's like a sausage fest.

- Oh, my goodness gracious.

- Brandi!

I'm so surprised!

Oh, my God. Thank God Denise is not here.

But... holy sh...

I didn't know your plus one was Brandi!

- Oh, you didn't? - I didn't!

Never mind Denise.

I'm not exactly in the best of places

with this girl who's now at my house!

Welcome to our home. - Thank you for having me!

- That's gorgeous. - You look great.

I haven't seen this situation.

- Feel 'em.

- Why are you feeling her boobs?

- Because she took out the implants.

- You can feel too. - And fixed her...

- Just touch right here. - He's good.

- Just touch the side. - No.

- Look, he's like, "Should I?"

He really doesn't want to. - No, no, no.

- Breathe! - Kim!

- You are a topic of conversation.

- I can imagine. Is Denise here?

- No.

And you guys need to work this out

because honestly?

It's too much, you know? - I agree with you.

- I've known Brandi a few years now.

We go to the same skincare specialist.

I see her socially every now and then.

Don't worry. No one's gonna claim

that they've slept with me.

That's fine. Obviously, look at me.

- Honey... not happening.

- Hi! - Hey! Hey, girlfriend!

- Hi, sister-in-law, or...

what do we call ourselves now?

- Who needs a drink?

- Myself, Brandi.

- I would like a drink! - I would love a drink!

Vodka soda, but no ice 'cause it's too cold.

- Gotcha. - Thank you.

Girl, shut up.

- Brandi...

It's a shock that she didn't come tonight.

- Coming up...

- Denise reached out to me on Sunday.

- Okay. - But she said...

"I didn't want you to have to lie for me,

which is why I didn't call you."

- Brandi, it's a shock that she didn't come tonight.

- I sent her a text.

I assumed she would be here.

So I sent her a text, giving her a heads-up.

I think if her and I could just sit down together

and have a conversation without everyone involved.

It's just no one else's business.

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- It's very cozy, isn't it? - This is great. I love this.

- And I've had a lot of great property in my life, you know?

- Yeah. It's cool.

- Hey. - Hey, ladies!

- Have you texted her? Have you talked to her at all?

- Yeah.

- Since... - Yeah.

I said, "First you make me a cheater,

"then you make me into a liar.

What the are you doing?"

- I don't want to see the texts

because I want to hear it from Denise.

And I want to believe her.

You really had sex with her while she's married?

- Yeah.

- I want her to show up with all the tea,

and then sit back with that smirk of hers.

And know that she's being vindicated with her truth.

I don't know what to say.

I choose to believe that because she's my friend.

- Thank you, Dorit. For the evening.

- Oh, my God. - Thank you.

You guys, there's a tradition in Rome.

At the Fountain of Trevi. - Oh...

- Let's go to the bar, get an ice cube.

Right hand over the left shoulder.

- Let's do it!

- You need three ice cubes!

- Got it, got it, got it, got it!

Go, go, go!

- Come on, my hands are freezing.

- Okay, one! - Just do it!

One! Two! Three!

- What happened?

- Nothing!

- And for her not to even let me know is...

I think is a little sh... y.

- That's not cool.

- That's ridiculous. - It's ridiculous.

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- Hello. How are you? - Hi, how are you?

- I'm meeting a couple girls. - Well, let's go on back.

- Thanks. - Let's go on back.

You'll be right here.

- What a nice table.

- Hey, there. - Hello!

- How are you? - I'm good.

How are you doing? - I'm good! Hi.

You look pretty in white. - Thank you.

This was a nice surprise.

I'm happy to have a little Christmas drink.

- Yeah, I think it's good, too.

- Drinks! - Let's order.

My favorite drink is here. - Let's drink.

- It's called Emotionally Unavailable.

- Wait! - That's what it's called!

- Shut up! I thought you just made that up

to be funny. - No! No!

- It's a skinny margarita,

but with pineapple juice in it as well.

- It's so good. - Nice!

- Can I get you anything? Are you okay for now?

Yes, you can. Why don't I have a Belvedere martini?

- Perfect. Okay. Be right back.

- So are you here for Christmas?

- Yes, girl.

I've been on so many flights

that I just want to be home. - I'm the same.

- You know, I'm still unpacking with the move.

I just want to nest. - I know.

- This suit is beautiful. - Thank you!

- Oh-ho! My usual!

- You got your Emotionally Unavailable.

- It looks so nice. - That looks so pretty!

- Hello, my lovelies!

- How are you?

- Oh... - Hi, gorge-y girl!

- So good to see my beauties. - Hi. This is so fun.

I needed, like, a Christmas cocktail.

- I know. Ooh, and you got one!

- May I get you something to drink?

- I am gonna do a Belvedere with club soda.

- Perfect. - With three lemons, please.

- Three lemons. Okay.

- Can we get some appetizers?

- Little things, yeah. Just maybe an assortment.

- I'll get that started. I'll be right back.

- Okay. Thank you.

Hello, gorgies!

- Hello! - Hi, girly!

- I haven't seen you guys since the party.

- Your fabulous party. - Where were the kids?

In the basement? - Well, no.

You didn't see Phoenix.

Well, you didn't make it! The first...

- No, because I was...

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- For her not to show up, and not to send me a text.

I have to tell you, my mind went straight to the worst.

- Of course. Oh, yeah! - It really shook me.

Thank you so much.

Never heard from her that night,

and I get a message the following day.

- So you get a message from her?

- And it was just, "I'm sorry I missed last night.

Talk soon." - What?

- Like... - That's it.

I was, like, that's not enough!

We're friends, Denise. - Oh, yeah. Right.

- Did she ever reach out to you and tell you?

- She reached out to me on Sunday.

- Okay. - I had people at my house,

so I really couldn't, like, go into depth with her,

but she said to me on Sunday,

"I didn't want you to have to lie for me,

which is why I didn't call you."

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- What does that mean?

- She had said to the producers

that there was a family emergency.

- She told producers that she had a family emergency?

And then she said to you...

- "I didn't want you to have to lie."

- So therefore, there was no family emergency.

- No. - No. No.

- I mean, this is becoming

sort of like a jigsaw puzzle.

You're not sure where the pieces go,

like, what's real? And what's not?

And I just want her to be credible.

Today, you know, we had texted,

and she wanted to get together. - She did?

- And then I had a feeling

that things were going to fall apart, and they did.

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"Beauty, I'm still here.

"Trying to get it done before Christmas.

"I think it's too late by the time

"I get to Calabasas.

"We can also do dinner with our men

over the holidays." Oh, God.

Ugh, Denise.

Girl, I came all the way up here.

- This is twice in one week. - Yeah.

And that makes me sad because I've proven to her

that I'm her friend.

- Denise not sending a message

and making everyone believe that she was coming,

that feels, like, tricky. And manipulative.

So of course you start to get

this little voice in your head, thinking,

"What's real, what's not real?"

- Why wouldn't she reach out to me, I wonder?

- I don't know.

- Coming up...

- Why don't you believe me?

- I don't know exactly what I believe,

to be really honest with you.

- Lisa...

- That makes me sad, because...

I've proven to her that I'm her friend.

- Why wouldn't she reach out to me, I wonder?

- There's a difference between the Rinna that I knew

and who I see now.

- It's gonna take a lot of time for me to trust her.

- I think she feels like you are the bad guy

in this movie. - Oh.

- This is deflecting.

If she's looking to make you the target,

do you think that Denise is going to be doing press

for her movies or whatever it is,

and she's gonna be able to control the narrative.

- But you can't. - But she thinks she can

control the narrative by the press,

because that's what she's done her whole life.

You have to remember,

Denise didn't show up on Saturday night.

The first post is the picture that Aaron "posted"

of her in a hospital bed.

With six hernias.

Now, guys, that is called a sympathy post.

It happened three months ago. - Yeah.

- So why post that after the party?

Because conveniently, it looks like,

"Oh, I couldn't show up to anything

because I was recovering."

And it worked like a... ing charm,

but it's not the truth.

- I don't know if it was strategic.

- The sympathy vote. - Oh, yes, it was.

Of course it was!

- I find that hard to believe 'cause that's so calculating!

But I'm not saying it's not true, I'm just saying.

- I know, but listen.

She was married to Charlie Sheen,

and she fought him in the press

for 14 years with 14 different lawyers.

She learned how to protect herself.

She's gonna make all of us bad guys,

just so you know.

We will all be the mean girls,

we will all be horrible... - Oh, come on!

That... - I know how this game works.

If you don't think she's capable of this,

you're... ing crazy.

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- Hello? - Hi.

Did you see the headline? - I did.

- 'Cause if you get entangled with Brandi,

you know that's not gonna be kept quiet.

- She's scared to show who she is.

- I agree. It's sad.

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- Hey, baby.

- I just finished my shoot, but I wanted to see

if you don't mind if I meet with, uh...

I was gonna stop by Lisa Rinna's house

on my way home.

- I got ahold of her on the phone.

- How'd it go?

- Not so good.

- Hi, Denise.

- Lisa. - Yeah?

- I've been wanting to talk to you in person,

and wanted to see if you would be open to doing that.

- I'm not coming to you for a therapy session,

I'm coming to you as a friend.

- I've never beaten you over the head.

- Great. I will see you soon.

- Okay. - Thank you.

- Bye. - Bye.

- No, I know.

- All right, honey, I love you.

I'll see you in a little while. Okay.

- All right. Bye. - Bye.

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- Right here. Thank you so much.

Thank you.

- Hi... - Hello.

- Denise!

- Lisa! - Hi, sweetie.

- Hi. - Thanks for coming.

- Thank you for having me.

- Come in. - Thanks.

- Come on in.

Would you like water? - Thank you.

Thank you for letting me come over.

- Of course. - I miss you.

- I miss you, too, Denise.

I do. - I really do.

- Likewise.

Likewise.

So what can we do to move past this?

- Did you know that Brandi was gonna be there?

- I did not.

- You really did not know Brandi was gonna be there?

- I did not know who was gonna be at that party.

Did you know Brandi was gonna be at that party?

- Yes, I did. That is why I didn't show up.

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I did not want to go and have her create

some "Jerry... ing Springer" moment.

- So there wasn't a family emergency.

- No, there was not.

- Ah. Okay. - Okay.

- Well, we were worried about you.

You have to know that.

Because you didn't respond to me,

or even that night or that next day.

You never... - I responded to Dorit.

Garcelle... - I said me.

I don't care about Dorit and Garcelle.

- I did not get your text.

- I have a screenshot of the... ing text.

- Okay. That's fine.

The reality is what it is.

The reality is... - Well, the reality is,

you said, "Family emergency."

- Because... - You lied!

That's a lie!

What's going on here, it's not my business.

- There is nothing going on.

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Why don't you believe me?

- I don't know exactly what I believe,

to be really honest with you.

- Lisa...

- I witnessed something that really confused me.

Can I see a little bit? Just to see.

You have had a long relationship

with Brandi Glanville.

Platonically, or whatever,

because you have a very long text message chain

with her, Denise.

- I don't care what texts she has.

'Cause it's you. Denise, it's a year

of text messages!

- My interaction with her was very limited.

- This is a friendship.

- There is an app that can revise text messages,

so whatever Brandi has, I don't even care.

I've seen her four times in my life.

- Oh, please. - She was an acquaintance!

That was it! - I don't buy that.

- If I'm going to be put in a corner

where I have to present text messages,

not only will I present Brandi's,

I will also present Lisa Rinna,

and I don't think either one of them

want me to do that.

But I will.

- Have you talked to Brandi? - No, I have not.

- Okay, why wouldn't you... Let me ask you a question.

And this is none of my ...ing business, by the way.

But we don't understand why

you wouldn't pick up the phone and say,

"What the are you doing?"

- Why would I engage in that?

- Okay, so... - So why...

- Do you just not engage with it?

Is that how it goes away?

- No, there was other things that I dealt with

that I don't even want to say how it was dealt with, but...

it's being dealt with. - So you...

you sent a cease and desist?

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You wanted the footage taken out.

- Who told you that?

Who told you that?

- Ooh, you're so angry.

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Denise, you are angry. - No, you are playing dirty.

- I'm playing dirty?

- Who told you that?

Who told you that?

- Ooh, you're so angry.

Denise, you are angry. - No, you are playing dirty.

- I'm playing dirty? - Like, this is slanderous.

If something was slanderous about you,

wouldn't you send a cease and desist?

- I-I don't know.

I have shown up, and I have dealt with the people

that I've needed to deal with. - And I have, too.

I want to get back to us and how we can resolve things

and move on.

- People care about honesty. - Oh.

- That's what people care about.

They wanna know...

who's being honest. - But you know what?

I explained to my kids,

"There's stuff that's been said about your mom that's not true,

"and all you have to do is just hold your head up high

and you move past it."

And I said, "And it's a lesson for you guys to see...

we can't let that take us down, and you have to just move on."

- Of course. It's gonna happen their whole lives.

- Exactly. - It happens constantly.

- So it was actually, you know, a lesson for me

to talk to the kids about that. - Good! Good.

Well, that's positive.

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- I mean, it's a conversation you don't really...

you know, need to have.

- Well, there's a lot of conversations

that we don't want to have with our kids.

- But, you know, what else was I gonna say?

This isn't the first time there's been something

about our family in the press, and whenever there is,

we just have to rise above it, hold your head up high.

This, too, shall pass.

And not let the outside noise affect us,

and thank God we have a very solid marriage.

Had we not, this could be a very different situation.

- It's tough. You know.

I'm not gonna change my point of view.

She's not gonna change hers.

We're gonna have to agree to disagree,

and that puts us at a dead end in our friendship.

And that's sad.

Listen, I'm there for you.

I've always been there for you.

If you want me.

- And you, too. - Okay.

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- Hi, there, how you doing?

- Thank you. - Whoo-hoo!

Private jet! Whoo!

- Thank you, Sutton. - I love it!

- Lord mercy. Is it a big, grand gesture

to get a private plane to take you to New York?

No, I do not think so.

We've got a pregnant lady. Hello.

Best baby present ever.

- Cheers. - To Erika on Broadway.

To Erika on Broadway.

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- Dorit is meeting us from Mexico.

- So where's Garcelle?

- I don't know. - What'd she say?

- She said, "Have fun." - Wow.

- Which is, I mean, you know.

- Who doesn't want to be here on a private jet

going to see Erika Jayne

in "Chicago"? - Right!

- By the way, if you don't,

then you gotta work on your life.

Look at it! - Wow...

- Oh, that's so exciting for her.

She passes this every day going to the theater.

- Erika!

- Can you believe this sh...?

- Congratulations! - Oh, my God!

- Nothing worth having is easy.

I always kept my eye on the prize.

- We're all gonna be in the audience,

cheering you on tonight. - Yeah! Yes.

If Roxie in "Chicago" is possible,

then what's next?

What great thing is next?

Broadway is dark. There is no audience.

And...

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This is how it ends.

- Here we are! New normal.

I would say to that little girl living in Haiti...

don't be scared.

- Black lives! - Matter!

- Black lives! - Matter!

- Even though things may not be right,

even though things may be hurtful,

I have an invisible net underneath me.

- Apparently.

Oh, it didn't last long.

Trying to hide from my family.

I think by being a straight shooter,

my friendships are long-term.

And that's because I'm honest, and I don't let things fester.

Like me or don't like me.

Good or bad, this is who I am.

- Walk in the Hills at distance.

- The pandemic really changes your thinking.

I find myself analyzing

all the things I can live without.

People and things.

- You did it!

- I have been cutting these artichokes

the way I think Martha Stewart does it,

'cause I watched her Instagram video.

- Denise... ing Richards has a few sides.

You can be a wild thing...

and you can be a protective mom at the same time.

- Nobody really wants to deal with their stuff.

Like, wouldn't we all like to just sweep it right under?

Bu just sweep it right u?

But I can't do that. I am a truth seeker.

I know when someone's bullsh... ing, and...

I couldn't not listen to that voice.

Including a milkshake!

- It's really important to me that I voice what I believe.

Not what the majority believes.

I am okay being an island on my own.

- I think that this is a group of ladies

that have the ability

to look past a disagreement and move forward.

Always holding out hope.

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