Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:17,041
Ow!
2
00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,009
Oh, what!
Do you see me?
3
00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:20,809
Do you see me
standing here, man?
4
00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:23,167
See me lookin' at you, huh?
Get out of the car!
5
00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:24,611
I'll take care
of you, man.
6
00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:00,805
WOMAN". 9-1-1, emergency.
7
00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:02,211
Hello, there.
8
00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:06,729
It's me again.
Well, what can I say?
9
00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,882
I'm about to
crash another party.
10
00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,209
Move it,
dickhead! Go!
11
00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,123
It's only a gas pedal.
It's not gonna bite!
12
00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,168
Hang on, Benny. Here we go.
Whoa!
13
00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:25,891
Would...
Would you slow down?
14
00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,121
Come on!
Slow down!
15
00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:28,486
Oh, look at this!
16
00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:32,560
It's "D" for drive,
shithead!
17
00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:33,681
Fuck you!
18
00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,525
Ought to be a goddamn law,
driving without a brain!
19
00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:38,568
Come on, move it!
Let's go, okay...
20
00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:41,689
Out of the way! Police business!
You got it?
21
00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:46,244
It isn't
police business, Moss.
22
00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:49,921
You're late for a goddamn date! Look,
you can't be yelling "police business"
23
00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,968
to people when it
isn't police business.
24
00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:55,408
Hey, it's my business, right?
And I'm the police, right?
25
00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:57,448
So go figure.
What is this guy doing?
26
00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:04,760
Moss!
27
00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:07,800
No, Moss!
28
00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:16,008
Jesus, Moss, what are you
gonna tell the Captain?
29
00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:18,845
"Sorry about the 45 people
I killed. I was horny."
30
00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,001
I just don't want
to be late, Benny.
31
00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:21,923
We've only been out a few
times, me and Susan.
32
00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,047
No one I've met
since my divorce
33
00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,088
even stuck around
for a second date.
34
00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,162
They say they don't like me
being a cop or, I don't know.
35
00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,129
Maybe it's something about my personality.
What do you think?
36
00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,407
Hey, up yours, asshole!
37
00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,881
Goddamn it! You know,
Susan's different.
38
00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:36,850
I really think she's the one, Ben.
I even quit smoking for her.
39
00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,368
Hey, you asshole!
What's the matter with you...
40
00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:42,204
Dammit! What is
this, a conspiracy?
41
00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,209
It's a billboard.
42
00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:46,281
Jesus.
43
00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:49,565
What's his face.
The new Nick Lang movie.
44
00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:51,165
You know, I really
love that guy, man.
45
00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:52,401
Yeah, well, I hate
the son of a bitch!
46
00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:55,324
He's in my way. Bad enough he's up
there and we're stuck down here.
47
00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,323
Fourth Squad
Lieutenant- We have the Party Crasher
48
00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:58,890
spotted at a dance
club on 46th...
49
00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:02,402
No, not tonight! God... I got a date!
50
00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:05,091
Shit, shit, shit!
Shit, shit...
51
00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:08,687
Hey, hey!
We're working here!
52
00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:13,367
I'm rocking my peers
putting suckers in fear
53
00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:16,410
Making the tears
rain down like a monsoon
54
00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:20,724
Listen to the bass go boom
Explosion, overpowering
55
00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:22,928
Over the competition
I'm towering
56
00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:25,691
Wrecking shop
when I drop these lyrics
57
00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,728
That'll make you call the cops
58
00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:29,165
Don't you dare stare
59
00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:33,211
You better move Don't ever
compare me to the rest
60
00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:35,123
That'll all get
sliced and diced
61
00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:39,489
Competition's paying the price
I'm gonna knock you out
62
00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:44,600
Mama said knock you out
I'm gonna knock you out
63
00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:57,450
Mama said knock you out
Don't you call...
64
00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:02,880
What's with
this asshole?
65
00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:05,008
He's gonna call us every time
he wants to shoot someone?
66
00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:06,969
The man likes an audience,
so keep your eyes open.
67
00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,566
Grainy, check the back.
China, Billy, stay out front.
68
00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:11,210
What'll we do, stand
out here pulling our puds
69
00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:12,850
while you and Pooley
go in after this guy?
70
00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:14,410
Cheer up. He might
kill someone out here.
71
00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:17,131
Billy, I don't have a pud. Could
you pull on yours twice for me?
72
00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:18,201
He said he'd be
dressed in black,
73
00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:19,884
shouldn't be
that hard to spot.
74
00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:21,200
Police officer,
please step aside.
75
00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:24,123
I heard you on the radio
76
00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:25,884
Uh! I just don't know
77
00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:29,328
What made you forget
that I was raw
78
00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:30,930
But now I got a new tour
79
00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,571
I'm going insane
starting a hurricane
80
00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:36,484
Releasing pain
Letting you know
81
00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:38,289
You can't gain or maintain
82
00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:39,885
Unless you say my name
83
00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:41,200
Ripping, killing
84
00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:43,408
Digging and drilling a hole
85
00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:44,686
Past the old gold
86
00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:49,760
I'm gonna knock you out
Mama said knock you out
87
00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:05,289
Shotgun blasts are heard
88
00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:09,684
When I rip and kill at will...
89
00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:10,761
Hey!
90
00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:17,329
I'm gonna tie you up
and let you understand...
91
00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,369
Billy, you got him?
Where is he?
92
00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:05,441
China, where is he?
93
00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:06,801
Where is he!
94
00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:07,927
I don't see him!
95
00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:10,280
There!
96
00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:13,281
Damn it!
97
00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:23,046
Dammit!
He's right there! Billy!
98
00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:25,327
Billy, the tow truck!
99
00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:27,562
Hey!
Come here, you prick.
100
00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:30,291
Oh! Damn it!
101
00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:31,771
Whoa!
102
00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,444
Hey, asshole!
103
00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:34,801
You drive!
I wanna shoot him!
104
00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:43,725
Come on! We jingle it, baby.
Come on, let's roll! Come on!
105
00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,523
You son of a bitch!
106
00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:58,242
Chill! Chill! Wait a
minute, let me get my gun out!
107
00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:00,049
Don't tell me how
to drive, Billy!
108
00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:07,521
There he is!
There he is!
109
00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:22,125
Damn! The gun!
110
00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:24,281
Come on! Shit!
111
00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:25,361
Jumpin' Jesus...
112
00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:33,602
Billy, shoot him!
Kill this asshole!
113
00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:36,001
I would if you'd get out of the
way, you tow-truck-driving
114
00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:38,401
motherfucking super cop!
115
00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:40,801
I don't give a shit!
Shoot him!
116
00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:49,720
You like it?
117
00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,961
You're gonna die!
If I ever get out of this,
118
00:09:58,040 --> 00:09:59,485
you're gonna die!
119
00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:01,449
Woo-woo-woo!
Scumbag!
120
00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:07,922
Uh-Oh! Oh, boy! POW!
121
00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:17,561
Shoot him! Shoot him!
122
00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:19,922
Damn it!
Shoot him again, Billy!
123
00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:24,366
Hey, don't pull it!
Oh, no!
124
00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:26,124
Goddamn it!
125
00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:27,964
Oh, it's gonna hurt!
Oh, no!
126
00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:38,206
Woohoo You see that,
sucker'? You see that'?
127
00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:41,201
Excuse me, Lieutenant!
You care for a cigarette?
128
00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,520
Oh, shit!
129
00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:51,050
Bye!
130
00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:52,685
You son of a bitch.
131
00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,450
Oh, man.
132
00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:02,245
Oh! I hate that guy!
133
00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:04,243
No one talks that
way to Joe Gunn!
134
00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,210
Look who's back in town!
135
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,763
Where there's fire,
there's smoke.
136
00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:11,571
Where there's smoke,
there's Joe Gunn!
137
00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,763
He hates bad guys.
138
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,968
Gunn, I'm gonna kill ya.
139
00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:18,361
He loves bad girls.
140
00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,847
Joe, you got to help me! Joe!
141
00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:25,050
This time, he's tracking a
killer halfway around the globe.
142
00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,929
He can't be stopped!
143
00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:30,368
Hang on! I'm coming!
144
00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,642
And he never quits.
145
00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:35,644
Joe, why don't you quit?
These'll kill you.
146
00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,045
You kill me, baby.
147
00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,924
I want him found!
148
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,246
I want him stopped!
149
00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:48,604
I want him dead!
150
00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:51,925
Gee, it's great
to be wanted.
151
00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:57,170
Nick Lang is Joe Gunn
in Smoking Gunn II.
152
00:11:57,240 --> 00:12:00,244
'Cause you can't
keep a good gun down.
153
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,446
Rated "R."
154
00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:03,241
Nickie!
155
00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:04,970
It's crap, Angie,
it's crap.
156
00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,202
It's another big-budget,
big box-office Nick Lang,
157
00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:10,051
in-one-end, out-the-other,
easy-to-flush piece of crap.
158
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,009
You didn't have to throw
your People's Choice Award.
159
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:15,050
When are you gonna come to me with
something with a little relevance,
160
00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:16,969
something with
a social conscience,
161
00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:19,924
something that doesn't have a
goddamn Roman numeral in the title?
162
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:23,362
Do you ever 'near of Hamlet III, Ang'?
Midsummer's Night IV?
163
00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:24,965
They made Henry V.
Oh, good, Ang.
164
00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:27,281
It won awards for that
little Scottish fellow.
165
00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:29,965
So, that's
what this is about.
166
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,007
Hi, Nickie!
167
00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:32,923
Me, the agent
that mismanaged
168
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,526
you all the way
to number one.
169
00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:38,450
All right. Fine, let's talk
about something that matters.
170
00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:40,483
Just a minute.
Let's talk about...
171
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:44,724
$1.2 billion in
combined ticket sales.
172
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:48,407
Not to mention $7 million
pay-or-play, or 12% of the gross.
173
00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:50,130
You've never
been bigger, Nickie.
174
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,362
They're bootlegging your movies
to Libya for Christ's sake.
175
00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,442
Fabulous, Ang! I've cornered
the terrorist market.
176
00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:55,965
How am I doing in Iraq?
177
00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:59,931
You know what the problem is? I'm
tired of playing cartoons, Ang.
178
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:03,840
You don't want me to grow up. The
studio doesn't want me to grow up.
179
00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:07,891
I'm the only one who
wants me to grow up!
180
00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:11,642
Let's cut through it.
It's that part, isn't it?
181
00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:14,411
You still wanna play that
cop, that Ray Casanova.
182
00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,960
Casanov, Ray Casanov.
And you're damn right.
183
00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:19,930
Come on, Gupta, get the
kind with the fresh ones!
184
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,002
You're damn right I wanna play
that part, and you know why?
185
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,242
Because that's a guy,
that's a real guy, Angie.
186
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,765
That's the guy who worries
about paying the rent,
187
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,649
that's the guy who bleeds
when he gets shot,
188
00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,683
who pukes when he gets sick.
WCDIVIANI Nick!
189
00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:31,967
Spielberg's wife just
had a baby at Cedars.
190
00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,883
You want I should send that
wine and cheese thing?
191
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,928
Yeah, and some of those
muffins, those little muffins,
192
00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,724
and a note, something personal.
Okay.
193
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,963
Not too personal. Forgot to mention me
in his AFI speech. Can you believe that?
194
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,764
Add my name.
Okay.
195
00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:48,087
People come to see your movies
because you make them happy.
196
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,083
Call me crazy,
but I don't see America
197
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,766
coming out in droves
to see you puke.
198
00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:55,404
Besides, they want
Mel Gibson for the role.
199
00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:58,370
Oh! Is it about asses?
Is it a butt movie?
200
00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:00,363
Get up, get up. Get up.
I had no idea.
201
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,805
The director will
be back in two weeks,
202
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,041
they'll meet, they'll talk,
they'll close the deal.
203
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:04,360
Good afternoon, Mr. Lang.
204
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,811
Later. Later, later.
205
00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,803
Wait a minute, two weeks,
did you say two weeks?
206
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,291
Two weeks is perfect, Ang.
207
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,641
Two weeks is enough time
I want to test for the part.
208
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,404
Test? No, no, no.
209
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,482
Ang, listen to me.
No, you listen to me.
210
00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:17,050
You are not testing for...
Look, my mind is made up.
211
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:21,404
This means too much for me. I'll
pay for the damn test myself!
212
00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:25,481
They'll try to get you
for less, a lot less.
213
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,369
Ang, please, just
hold it for one second.
214
00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,090
Let me show you something.
215
00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,331
Rosaline, please.
Hmm...
216
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,481
I got this off
the dish last night.
217
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:37,561
It came on after
the Mets game.
218
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:38,886
You got to watch it,
sit, sit, sit.
219
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,166
He escaped.
220
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:43,403
Lieutenant, four times
this Party Crasher has alerted you
221
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,721
before killing someone,
and he still got away.
222
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:46,926
Do you care to
comment on that?
223
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,570
Yeah, why don't you tie
your dick in a knot?
224
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,244
Freeze!
225
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,049
Slow-mo, slow-mo!
226
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,081
Is that incredible?
227
00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:56,371
Uh-huh.
228
00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:01,043
Research, Ang.
Look at this face.
229
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,441
Look at those eyes.
That's my character, Ang!
230
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,807
That's my guy.
That's Ray Casanov.
231
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:07,723
That's the face of a man
who's been to the edge,
232
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:11,202
that's the face of a man who
has, who has, tasted fear!
233
00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:12,406
And vomit.
234
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:13,527
I want to go to
New York tonight.
235
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:16,410
Uh, tomorrow at the latest. Call
the studio, get 'em to set it up.
236
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,403
I want to spend the next
two weeks with this guy.
237
00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,847
I want to eat, sleep,
breathe John Moss.
238
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,810
If I can taste his world,
if I can walk his beat,
239
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:26,645
if I can get under his skin,
I will nail this part, Angie!
240
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:27,721
Nickie, I love you.
241
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:29,926
I love you too, Ang.
242
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,490
Now, reality check.
243
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,881
You can't leave town.
Your movie opens Friday.
244
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:34,961
So what?
245
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,644
So what?
I already booked Johnny,
246
00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:39,610
Barbara, Phil, Arsenio.
Woo-woo-woo!
247
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,444
Well, tell 'em
to run an old one.
248
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:44,330
They're all the same, anyway. All they
ask me about is the paternity suit.
249
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,401
Suits.
Suits.
250
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,881
And what if this cop doesn't
want you tagging after him, huh?
251
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,686
Come on, Ang, get real.
Two pros exchanging ideas.
252
00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,046
Why wouldn't
he want to do it?
253
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:54,651
Bullshit!
254
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,485
I mean that with all due
respect, sir, I do, but,
255
00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:59,961
There's no way, there's no way
on earth I am gonna babysit
256
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,769
some Hollywood
rump wrangler, okay?
257
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,330
I'm in the middle of
a murder investigation.
258
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,289
Moss, you don't
have a vote in this.
259
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:09,206
You're off the case. I mean, look
at you, you're all busted up.
260
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:11,044
If it weren't for Lang,
you'd be on injured leave.
261
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,167
So, what's the problem?
262
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:14,288
Christ! You can't
pull me off this case!
263
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:17,688
This, this Party Crasher
has whacked out seven people,
264
00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,650
four of them right in front of us!
Now, he's nuts!
265
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:22,848
I looked in his eyes. You know what
I saw there, Captain? Pleasure.
266
00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:25,207
He likes it. He's gonna do it again.
Soon, today maybe.
267
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:27,089
Moss, you're off.
268
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,650
Mayor Dinkins insisted.
269
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:32,645
Evidently this Hollywood
actor asked for you by name.
270
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:33,687
What?
Yes.
271
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,410
Come in.
272
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:38,689
Benny, uh, wait for me outside.
I got to talk to you.
273
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,241
All right,
here's the story.
274
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:44,850
Pooley takes over for you.
275
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:48,367
You are breaking in a new
partner named Ray Casanov.
276
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,169
Evidently, the guy
just wants to blend in,
277
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,890
just be another
cop on the job.
278
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,724
So, nobody knows
he's Nick Lang, okay?
279
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:54,767
Yes, sir.
280
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,205
And, Moss, no action.
281
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,327
Oh...
282
00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:00,210
This guy so much as gets his hair
messed up, we're all in deep shit.
283
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,287
You understand me?
284
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:02,407
Yes, sir.
285
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,164
Hey, John?
Captain?
286
00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:06,886
You got two ways
to deal with this.
287
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,247
You got the easy way,
you got the hard way.
288
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,321
Right.
289
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,243
John,
do us all a favor
290
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,721
and make the right choice.
291
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,086
I always do.
292
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,161
Good.
293
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:19,930
Son of a bitch!
294
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,889
Hi, I'm looking
for Lieutenant Moss.
295
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,843
On, God!
296
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,171
Oh, he's over there,
relaxing.
297
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,924
Moss! Yo, Moss!
298
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,286
What? What?
299
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:45,725
You got company.
300
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,726
Hi, John.
301
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,849
Susan...
302
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:56,289
I, uh, didn't expect to see you
here, I mean, not this morning.
303
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:57,771
Uh-huh?
Thank you, Billy.
304
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,043
Aw, want to be alone?
305
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,606
So, you know,
I tried calling you,
306
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,045
I called you yesterday,
called you this morning.
307
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,565
Yeah, I know,
I got all your messages
308
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,324
and I would have called
you actually at home.
309
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,164
But I lost your number.
Ah, well, that happens.
310
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,446
I lost my keys last week.
311
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,363
Well, actually my
daughter Bonnie lost it.
312
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:12,840
Ah, well, you know, kids.
313
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:13,921
Yeah.
314
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,490
So, anyway,
I just wanted to stop by
315
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:16,971
and let you know
I wasn't mad at you,
316
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,326
even though you didn't
show up on our date,
317
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,886
and I didn't think you were
one of those Cro-Magnon jerks
318
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,644
who just stands
people up.
319
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:23,721
And, um...
320
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,609
Here you go,
these are yours, right?
321
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,047
These? No, I, I quit. I don't
smoke, these aren't mine...
322
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,370
Hi.
Hi.
323
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:32,851
Thank you, Benny.
Bye.
324
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:34,604
Bye.
Bye.
325
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:35,966
And anyway,
I know where you were
326
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,485
'cause I saw you on
the news the other night.
327
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,164
You did? Great.
Yeah!
328
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,401
Yeah.
Yeah.
329
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,245
It's a good thing Bonnie didn't see you.
I read lips, you know.
330
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,527
Oh, no, that was taken totally
out of context, okay?
331
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,568
I mean, those reporters
can be like real assholes...
332
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:49,842
Uh, you know,
real irritating.
333
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:53,645
Hey, hey, hey!
334
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,881
I just wanted to stop by and see
how you were doing and, uh.
335
00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,689
I'm great,
I'm doing good.
336
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,444
It's not like I wanted
to go out or anything...
337
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:02,521
Right, right.
338
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,567
Tonight.
339
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,404
Around 8:00?
340
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,608
Oh!
Oh, yeah, well...
341
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,001
So, what are you doing
for dinner tonight?
342
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,366
Tonight?
Yeah, around 8:00?
343
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:15,161
Oh, well, you know, as a matter
of fact, I have no plans.
344
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:19,290
Great, okay, I'll call you, we'll make
a plan for a place to go and stuff...
345
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,283
Okay. All right.
Okay.
346
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:28,126
Whoa!
347
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,204
Give me a kiss, baby!
348
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,041
Take a bow, baby!
349
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,087
Take a bow!
350
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:36,161
Yeah, yeah!
351
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,241
Way to go!
352
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,764
Hey, Moss,
heard you got yanked. Sorry.
353
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,491
Hey, that's too bad, John.
354
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:48,925
Hey, you got to be Casanov.
355
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:51,041
Fucking aye.
356
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:56,723
Hey, Casanov, you look
a lot like that actor.
357
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,131
Yeah, Nick Lang.
358
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,201
Only shorter.
359
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,770
A lot shorter.
360
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:05,089
Okay, ladies, let's get some
real work done around here, huh?
361
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:09,404
Tea break's over. Party Crasher
briefing in the squad room. Let's go.
362
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:15,321
Psst.
363
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,529
I really am Nick Lang.
364
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,245
Oh, yeah, yeah.
365
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,367
Yeah.
366
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:35,767
Lieutenant Moss, I got to tell
you, I haven't been this jazzed
367
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,808
since the Golden Globes.
I mean,
368
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,848
a cop like you
showing me the streets.
369
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,206
The two of us
comparing scars.
370
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,282
I have had a couple of tough
scrapes myself, you know.
371
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:46,284
I got rope burns on Smoking
Gunn II- I chafed for a month.
372
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:48,727
It was terrible.
This place is great.
373
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,524
I mean, the look,
the textures...
374
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,329
The aroma.
375
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:56,200
I mean, I mean it's like
a movie, it's so real.
376
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:57,725
I'll tell you another
thing, Lieutenant.
377
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,131
You don't have to worry
about me screwing up.
378
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,929
I really did my
homework on this one.
379
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,482
I know police procedures, I know all
the police lingo... Hey, homeboy!
380
00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:10,763
I'm in great shape. My trainer's got
me on Nautilus and the Stairmaster.
381
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,320
So you don't have to worry
about Nick Lang...
382
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,051
Son of a bitch!
Caught me off guard there.
383
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,322
You know, Lieutenant,
384
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:24,086
I can't help but notice that I'm
doing most of the talking here,
385
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:25,730
which is fine,
which is good.
386
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,325
I mean, I guess you're not
much of a morning person
387
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,004
and, hey,
can I relate to that.
388
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,845
Before Esperanza brings me that first
cup of cappuccino in the morning
389
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:33,001
I am toast.
390
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,003
Forget about it.
Of course, it's decaf.
391
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,162
My nutritionist is trying to
get me cut down my caffeine.
392
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:40,005
Whoa!
393
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,605
Turned a little
early there.
394
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:44,886
You know,
I was just wondering.
395
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,450
In the interest
of really capturing
396
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,568
the essence of
the police experience,
397
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,165
do I get a gun?
398
00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:52,771
For realism.
399
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,689
I mean, Lieutenant,
Lieutenant, I mean,
400
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:58,161
it's not like
I'm gonna use the thing.
401
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:01,724
Although bullets
would be nice.
402
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,729
Not if you tied my tongue
to your tailpipe
403
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,690
and drove me 80 miles an hour naked
across a field of broken glass!
404
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,091
No, no, no!
405
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:11,491
Is this about the actor?
406
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:12,800
I gave the little
maggot a chance.
407
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,360
I got to the
bathroom and back.
408
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:18,125
He doesn't belong here. He
belongs in never-never land,
409
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,362
with his personal trainer and
his assistants and his maid
410
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,568
and his, God knows who all!
The guy who wipes his ass,
411
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:24,847
after he pinches off
his daily loaf, okay?
412
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,321
This is about the actor.
413
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:28,965
He wants to carry
a loaded weapon.
414
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,729
Send that little
jizzball in here.
415
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,086
Thank you.
416
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,688
Excuse me, gents.
Sorry to interrupt.
417
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,171
Hi, Captain Brix?
418
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,241
Yeah.
419
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:45,164
Nick Lang. I understand you're
in on our little secret.
420
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,567
Oh, Dave Dinkins
sends his best, by the way.
421
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,642
Listen, I just wanted
to thank you for all your help
422
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,404
in making this possible.
423
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:54,131
I got to tell you.
424
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:00,769
My wife's crazy
about you.
425
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:06,408
We are really
big fans!
426
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:13,370
Well, uh, what's
your wife's name?
427
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,044
Uh, Norma.
Well, Captain Brix,
428
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:17,646
if it wasn't for people like you
and Norma, I'd be digging ditches.
429
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:18,801
Okay, so, thanks.
430
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,928
Hey, wow!
I just got a great idea!
431
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,764
Why don't you and Norma,
do you have kids?
432
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:24,444
Um, no.
Okay, you and Norma
433
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,602
come out to the coast,
see the premiere of the movie.
434
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,126
Hell, I'll roll out the red carpet,
you can stay at my house with me.
435
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:32,124
At your house?
You like the beach?
436
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,446
Uh, Captain, what we talked about,
the little jizzball thing...
437
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:39,524
Yeah, look, um...
438
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,480
Would you,
would you sign this?
439
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:42,561
Not a problem.
440
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:44,170
Um, for Norma.
Absolutely, absolutely.
441
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,241
Um... Norma?
442
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:46,321
Norma.
443
00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:50,728
"Norma, bang, bang,
444
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,127
"Nick Lang."
445
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:57,401
Thank you, thank you.
Look,
446
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,403
if there's anything myself or
Lieutenant Moss can do for you...
447
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,723
You're doing it.
Thanks. Okay. Thanks, John.
448
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,647
Bang, bang!
449
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,526
Get my wife on the phone,
would you?
450
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,564
Listen, Lieutenant Moss,
I was thinking.
451
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,165
You know, I don't
really need the gun.
452
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:25,130
It's probably better to, you know,
wait a couple of days, anyway,
453
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,168
until I get this
whole cop thing down pat.
454
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:28,844
You know what I mean...
What you got?
455
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,844
Coroner's report on the guy the
Party Crasher took out at the club.
456
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,127
Of course,
I'm off the case, but...
457
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:37,363
Yeah, Glaser safety bullets, hollow points.
That figures, right?
458
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,522
Custom-made. Has to be.
God damn, look at this thing!
459
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,045
Doesn't this look like
that Darth Vader-looking-thing
460
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:42,884
we took off the Dead
Romeos last month?
461
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,246
That's right, yeah.
Dead Romeos.
462
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,606
I wonder if they're buying
from the same guy
463
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:46,727
the Party Crasher is.
Check this.
464
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,165
We might have to
ask one of the Dead Romeos.
465
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,005
Uh, oh, not me, of course. 'Cause,
you know, I'm off the case.
466
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,770
Yeah, sorry to hear you're off the case.
Yeah, yeah.
467
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,047
I'm going to be introducing my
new partner, Ray Casanov here
468
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,849
to the pleasures
of a frog dog.
469
00:24:56,920 --> 00:25:00,003
Frog dog, Ray!
Mmm, tasty!
470
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,650
Frog dog,' Sir?
471
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:06,163
Oh, look at this, man. I'm
moving to Florida, I swear to God!
472
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:07,366
Get out of the way!
473
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:08,441
Hey!
474
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,482
I guess cops can drive
as fast as they want, huh?
475
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:19,241
Look, Moss, let's get
on the same page here, okay?
476
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:22,648
I'm sensing that you're not
completely happy with this situation.
477
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:26,883
That's fine, okay? 'Cause I'm here
for one reason and one reason only.
478
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,850
You are the best.
You're a heavyweight.
479
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,410
You're a Yoda among cops.
480
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:36,249
You know, Yoda? Little
guy, big ears, real smart.
481
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,402
So it doesn't really matter
what you think of me,
482
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,608
'cause I have all the respect
in the world for you.
483
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,762
And that is where
I'm coming from.
484
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:47,448
Look, dickwad, I don't give a rat's
ass where you're coming from, okay?
485
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,363
All I care about is
where you're going.
486
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,403
It's good, we're talking.
Where do I drop you off?
487
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:54,251
Where are you staying? What, the
Plaza, the Regency? Give me a name.
488
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,209
I'm staying with you.
489
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,487
Maybe when my asshole
learns to chew gum.
490
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:01,291
Hey, my bags are in the back. Look,
I thought this was all arranged.
491
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:03,169
Not with me. Nobody
arranged jack-shit with me!
492
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:04,611
You know, Moss, this may
come as a shock to you,
493
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,011
but a lot of people
would be pretty excited
494
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,366
to have Nick Lang
in their home.
495
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,522
Great, tell me where they live,
I'll be happy to drop you off.
496
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:10,931
All right, listen.
No.
497
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,527
You listen, you egomaniacal
little cockroach!
498
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:17,965
I got yanked off
a case so you could
499
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,280
get your rocks off
being a cop groupie,
500
00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:21,647
and now what, you want
to live in my house?
501
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,563
I've got a job to do!
And I'm going to do it.
502
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,120
I don't have time for anybody in
my house, in this car, in my life
503
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:29,522
who isn't A, a cop
or B, the Party Crasher.
504
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:30,641
You got it?
505
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,968
So, that's what this is all about,
isn't it? You're still after this guy.
506
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:39,769
Give me the name of a hotel
or I bounce your ass out
507
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,490
at the next light,
and I don't downshift.
508
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,562
I don't know, Moss, I don't know.
You think that's a good idea?
509
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,484
I mean, personally, I don't think
Captain Brix is gonna like it.
510
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:50,201
You know, I mean, us being separated,
you being back on the case.
511
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,049
Although, I'm not gonna mention
anything, because, hey,
512
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:57,488
if you can't trust your
partner, who can you trust?
513
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,006
What is that?
514
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:18,650
Ah, it's a rubber gun.
515
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,643
Got it from props.
Just help me get
516
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:22,643
into character until
I get the real thing.
517
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,563
Great. Dickless Tracy.
518
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:38,566
Hey, stay here.
519
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,325
Hey, wait. How come I
can't come with you?
520
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,481
Stay.
521
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,003
Hey, I sit and roll over, too.
522
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:57,040
Oh, man.
523
00:27:57,120 --> 00:28:01,603
Oh, this is beautiful.
This is amazing.
524
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:11,442
Swish. Ah-ha!
525
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,490
Okay. And...
526
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,561
And...
527
00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:23,249
I may have to
kill you later.
528
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:26,561
Hey-
529
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:31,522
Then I looked out, and he was
wearing a "Mr. T" starter kit.
530
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,849
You hear this crazy ho?
Yo, kill that dumb slut!
531
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,006
Police!
532
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,643
Get your ass over there.
533
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,006
Don't fucking move!
534
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:46,445
Fuck, my head!
535
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,483
Let's reacquaint ourselves.
536
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:52,645
I'm Lieutenant John Moss. And for those
of you with real short attention spans,
537
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,768
you are the Dead Romeos.
538
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,490
Not us, Lieutenant.
539
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:57,800
We're a reading group.
540
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,208
Shut up!
Damn, mam
541
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,045
Reading group, huh?
542
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:06,884
Well, these sure don't look
like the classics to me.
543
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,883
Those are just
shower gifts, homeboy.
544
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:12,451
I ain't your homeboy.
Okay?
545
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,726
What you want to do is, you want
to graduate from high school,
546
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,802
get decent jobs,
547
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:19,211
take a shot at
white collar crime.
548
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:20,327
That's where
the real money is.
549
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:22,644
Okay, pop quiz.
550
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,484
There is a shooter
out there...
551
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:28,360
He's using hollow-point safety
slugs in a retooled .475,
552
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,807
beefed-up gun barrel,
laser sight.
553
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:32,120
Kind of like the gun
I took off one of you
554
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,049
little shits at the B&K
Liquors last month.
555
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,610
You remember?
It wasn't us, man.
556
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:41,049
Yo, yo, I think the dude
thinks he's Babe Ruth.
557
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,523
This is a
custom-made gun.
558
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,410
It takes a specialist
to make such a gun.
559
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,728
I need a name. Yo, we
don't know nothing, babe!
560
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:51,841
Get out of the damn way.
561
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:53,046
I'm sorry, man.
562
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,566
You know, I couldn't hear
the name with the TV.
563
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,688
Joe Gunn is back in
Smoking Gunn II.
564
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,524
Nick Lang is
once again Joe Gunn
565
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,284
who hates bad guys,
loves bad girls.
566
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,682
Hey, Nick Lang!
He's bad, man, real bad.
567
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,250
Nick Lang
is a faggot.
568
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:10,488
Yeah, I'm very into
environmental causes,
569
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,005
and I think a lot of
people don't know this.
570
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,162
All of my movies,
including the Smoking Gunns,
571
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,442
are shot on
biodegradable film stock.
572
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,125
Hey, Ang. Hey, Ang,
it's me, it's Nickie.
573
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,290
Ang, you're never
gonna believe where I am.
574
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,964
No. No, I'm not in
the Russian Tea Room.
575
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,610
Ang, do me a favor,
don't even guess.
576
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:30,360
I'm in a ghetto.
577
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:32,924
No, no, it's not a tour.
578
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,361
Ang, I'm with Moss.
579
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:35,840
I've been in town
two hours.
580
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,570
I'm already in the middle
of a murder investigation.
581
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:38,806
Can you believe that?
582
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,211
I'm gonna get
this part, Ang.
583
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:41,361
I'm soaking this up.
584
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,442
You gotta see this place.
It's like the grit,
585
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:46,006
the dirt, the crime,
586
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:47,730
the human drama,
it's all around you.
587
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:48,847
You can feel it
in the air!
588
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:49,921
Hey! Hey!
589
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,651
I need that phone!
I'm calling a cop!
590
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,848
You know there's
a cop right inside there.
591
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:58,481
Come on.
592
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,001
Shit.
593
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,323
Just hang it up, okay?
Hang it up.
594
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,243
It's on my bill.
Just... Shit!
595
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,846
Name, name.
Come on, name, name, name.
596
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:14,521
We don't
know nothin'!
597
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:15,567
Witherspoon.
598
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:16,766
Are you crazy?
599
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:17,887
Ow, come on, man,
what the hell is this shit?
600
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,564
Shut up, man.
Shut up!
601
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,171
Shut up!
602
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:23,761
Excuse me, I couldn't
hear you.Who?
603
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,649
I said the dude's
name is Witherspoon.
604
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,251
Where?
He moves around.
605
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:31,244
Works out of a van, he sells
guns, whatever kind you want.
606
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:32,446
Moss!
607
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:33,521
Moss!
608
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,969
John, I've been
looking all over for you!
609
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:39,840
They stole my cellular phone, John and
I think it might have been a gang.
610
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:41,649
Hi, guys, how are you doing?
Sorry to interrupt.
611
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:43,324
I told you to wait
in the car, didn't I?
612
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,687
Hey, man that kid looks
just like Nick Lang.
613
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,485
Yeah, I know.
Only shorter, right?
614
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:48,641
No, whiter.
615
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,725
Look, John, I'm sorry.
616
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,280
It's just that they're real pissed
off and I wouldn't be surprised...
617
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:57,124
I said, wait in the car!
618
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,531
Oh, great.
619
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,609
Get down!
620
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:06,086
Get off my foot!
621
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,647
I don't see no blood.
I don't see no blood.
622
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,290
Aw, chill, man.
623
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:19,441
Oh, shit!
624
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,206
I got to find my...
625
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,442
I think I lost
a contact out there.
626
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:29,121
You told them
I was in there?
627
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,521
You led them to a rival gang,
not to mention to me!
628
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,364
Hey, come on
I was trying to help.
629
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,169
Read my lips.
Don't help me.
630
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,083
I had to call this in. Fourth
Squad Lieutenant. 10-4.
631
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,525
There are over a dozen
cops on their way,
632
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:39,681
and I've got to
explain to them
633
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,690
what the hell you were doing in the
middle of a gang war, jackoff!
634
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:43,727
Was that great?
635
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,006
I knew they were a gang.
636
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:46,764
They had that
kind of gang look.
637
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,251
I got a knack for this.
638
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,004
Knack? You think
you got a knack?
639
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:51,241
What was the license
plate of the car?
640
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,641
That was, uh...
641
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,921
A New York plate and...
They're blue, right?
642
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,444
You notice something a little
different about our car?
643
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:04,210
They stole my bags!
644
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,521
Well, you should have
locked them in the trunk.
645
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,602
You know, all my clothes
were in those bags.
646
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,121
All my stuff!
647
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,645
At least they didn't
steal your rubber gun.
648
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,530
Hey, hey, hey-
649
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,841
Look at this.
650
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,203
This could be a clue.
651
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,009
I think they're
in this bar.
652
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:22,761
So?
653
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:24,763
So uh, you gotta
go in there.
654
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,444
You gotta get my stuff.
655
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:27,521
Gotta?
656
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:31,567
Gotta?
657
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,802
Listen, Nick,
may I call you Nick?
658
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,201
I'd be more than happy to help you
with your little problem here,
659
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,806
but see first you gotta
fill out the proper forms.
660
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:40,405
Then I gotta get
assigned to the case.
661
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,528
Then you gotta wait a few
days, weeks sometimes.
662
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:43,926
Then I gotta be lucky enough...
Fine.
663
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,685
Fine. Fine. If that's the way you
wanna be about it, that's great.
664
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,967
Don't worry about it. Stay here.
I'll go in there.
665
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,206
I'll get my stuff.
666
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:52,611
I cannot wait.
667
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,766
Gee, Moss, we gotta stop
meeting like this, you know.
668
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:07,807
Look, Benny.
669
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:10,486
I'd really appreciate it if you left me
out of the report on this one, okay?
670
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:11,601
Hey, Grainy.
How are you doing?
671
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:12,886
You know, the captain
might not like it,
672
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,361
me getting the new guy shot at on
his first day on a job and all...
673
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,403
You know I gotta get a new car
outta the impound, you understand?
674
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,409
Is that all the captain wouldn't like?
What do you mean?
675
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,050
No, if I didn't
know you any better,
676
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,600
I'd say you still had your mind
on the Party Crasher business.
677
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:26,445
Yeah, well it's a good thing you
know me better, right?
678
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:27,646
Yeah, good thing.
679
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:29,521
So where is Casanov?
680
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:31,681
Ahhh!
681
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:37,966
They didn't have 'em.
682
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,045
And stay the fuck out!
683
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,526
It's been a bad day.
684
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,369
Oh, look at
the Love Boat.
685
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,804
You sure impound didn't have
anything a little more low profile?
686
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,564
Frog dog, Billy.
Sure thing, Lieut.
687
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,165
I'll have a frog
dog too, Billy.
688
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:23,486
Hi, Bonnie.
Is your mother home?
689
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,448
No, this isn't
Mr. Tibor. This is...
690
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,082
No, it's not Frankie either.
691
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,844
No, it's not Alphonse.
Who are...
692
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:35,003
What are these, like, guys your
mom works with or something?
693
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,650
No, this is John Moss.
694
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,205
Ah, Well, hello?
695
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,887
Okay, then
I'll call back later.
696
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:46,041
Okay, bye.
697
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:52,847
Yo, Bill.
698
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,126
How ya doin', Lieutenant?
699
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,042
Yeah.
Ah. Whoo!
700
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:58,451
Frog dog, huh!
701
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,687
Next time,
invite the kid.
702
00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:06,890
What?
On your date.
703
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,285
Bring the
daughter along.
704
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,285
I don't know what the hell
you're talking about.
705
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,090
Oh, do you have
any Grey Poupon?
706
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:21,531
A single mother.
707
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:22,886
Daughter never had a dad.
708
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,246
Doesn't trust men.
Especially the ones
709
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:25,725
who've been hanging
around her morn.
710
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,689
So now you want to get
next to this woman,
711
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:29,364
but you can't catch
a break from the kid.
712
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:33,200
I know, it's a gift.
713
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,362
Why would I want to bring
the daughter along?
714
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:38,808
I mean... Never mind. What the hell
am I talking about this with you for?
715
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:45,006
Bonzafl
716
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:47,164
Konnichiwa.
Mmm.
717
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:50,446
Mmm. Mmm.
718
00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:54,241
Oh, Bill!
719
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:55,367
Yeah. Mmm.
720
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,687
Good stuff. You eat
like this all the time?
721
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,082
Probably not
the best idea...
722
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:06,008
From a health
point of view.
723
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:07,241
You know, if you...
724
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,724
Be good to your bowels,
then they will be good to you.
725
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:13,891
Your nutritionist,
right?
726
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:16,603
Do you want her
number, John?
727
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:19,965
Bravo, Bill! Bravo.
728
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,130
Oh, Bill, good.
729
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:29,361
Mmm.
730
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:31,201
Mmm.
731
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,921
Okay, knock that
shit off, all right!
732
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,287
It's like carrying
a goddamn mirror around.
733
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,562
Don't eat like me,
don't sit like me,
734
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,130
and do not smoke like me.
735
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,167
I'm trying to quit,
anyway.
736
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:51,281
Yeah, me too.
737
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,249
And don't quit like
me either, all right?
738
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,280
John, an actor's
job is to...
739
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,601
Lang, I don't care.
740
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,965
All right! Just stop!
741
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:07,166
All right. Okay.
742
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,801
All right. Tell me about
the Party Crasher, all right?
743
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:11,961
What's this
guy's program?
744
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,327
Now, he kills four people
right in front of you?
745
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,005
What does it take to
do something like that?
746
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,162
The guy's nuts. He's got too
many birds on his antenna.
747
00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:20,571
I don't know. I don't know
what the hell it takes.
748
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:21,641
He's crazy.
749
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:23,851
You ever kill anybody?
750
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:25,961
Counting today?
751
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:28,407
Come on, John.
752
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,845
Look, my character
kills this guy.
753
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,206
He's probably
an innocent bystander.
754
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:32,367
I just want to know
what that's like.
755
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:33,771
You can't.
Not by asking someone.
756
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:34,841
John, will you open up?
757
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,002
I just wanna know what it feels
like to be inside your skin.
758
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,811
I don't want you inside my skin!
Do you understand?
759
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:40,847
It's private!
760
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,649
What's in there
belongs to me!
761
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:44,609
You're not gonna learn
what it means be a cop by...
762
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:47,490
Eating hot dogs and picking your
teeth and asking stupid questions.
763
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,210
We live this job.
764
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,886
It's something we are,
not something we do.
765
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:53,803
Every time a cop
walks up to a car
766
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:55,291
and has to give
a speeding ticket,
767
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,362
he knows he may
have to kill someone
768
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:58,771
or be killed himself.
769
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,491
That's not something you step
into by strapping on a rubber gun
770
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,045
and riding around all day.
771
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,202
You get to go back to your
million-dollar beach house
772
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,044
and your bimbos
and your blowjobs
773
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:08,884
and you get 17 takes
to get it right.
774
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,246
We get one take.
775
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,124
It lasts our whole lives.
776
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,123
We mess it up
and we're dead.
777
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,162
Fuck, was that great!
778
00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:22,402
I'm... Look, John.
779
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,686
Can you just do that one
more time for me, please?
780
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,450
John, come... Oh, well.
781
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,445
John Moss,
meaning of life.
782
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:34,441
John.
783
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,928
Fourth Squad Lieutenant,
we have a homicide reported
784
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,240
in the churchyard,
14th and 2nd.
785
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:41,321
Party Crasher M. O.
786
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:50,327
Sit here.
787
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:08,363
What have you got?
Same story.
788
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,205
The prick called
to say he's coming.
789
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:12,806
The trouble is, the guy in the church,
he figures it's a crank call.
790
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:13,921
Right.
791
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,206
So none of our guys
ever had a shot at him.
792
00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:17,401
Some crank call, huh?
793
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:18,811
What do we know
about the victim?
794
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:19,881
Hey, Benny,
how you doing?
795
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,724
How you doing?
Neighborhood transvestite,
796
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,326
entertainer, singer.
Never had a chance, you know.
797
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,243
Still no line on
the killer, Moss?
798
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:27,681
What's this prick
doin' here?
799
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,081
Looks like he's got you
completely turned around.
800
00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:32,811
Hey, why don't you go
tie you dick in a knot, huh?
801
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,086
Benny, can you
write this up?
802
00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:35,960
What's with you?
803
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,520
I can't believe he'd just
kill in broad daylight like that
804
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:41,001
Maybe he's a big hambone like
you, and he craves attention.
805
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:42,570
Hey, Moss, you know
what a big hambone
806
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,005
like me hates more
than anything else?
807
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:45,121
What's that?
808
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:46,247
A bad review.
809
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,244
Hey, Frank! Frank!
810
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:54,730
You want an interview?
You got it. Yes.
811
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,290
Make sure you get
a shot of that body.
812
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:57,327
Okay-
813
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:01,644
Lieutenant Moss, so, what's your
assessment of this Party Crasher?
814
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,205
Well, you don't need
a shrink to tell you
815
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:04,691
that this guy's
a raving psycho.
816
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:07,001
Come to think of it,
he may not even be a man.
817
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,082
I doubt he's got
the equipment for it.
818
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:10,321
He's probably a pervert.
819
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,085
What is your assessment
of the Party Crasher?
820
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,686
You don't need a shrink to tell
you this guy's a raving psycho.
821
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:18,366
Come to think of it,
he may not even be a man.
822
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,522
I doubt he has the right
equipment for it.
823
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,090
He's probably a pervert.
824
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:25,564
Whoever he is, he is
gutless, he is pathetic,
825
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:26,766
and when his luck runs out,
826
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:29,810
lam gonna be on him like a
bum on a bologna sandwich.
827
00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:32,527
You got that, you chickenshit,
wherever you are?
828
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:35,410
And that's a promise
from me to you.
829
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:41,647
Me to you.
830
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:43,125
Me to you.
Me to you.
831
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:46,723
Me to you.
Me to you.
832
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,370
Me to you.
Me...
833
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:55,841
Whoa.
834
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:57,521
Look at this.
835
00:41:58,280 --> 00:41:59,805
When's your
housekeeper coming?
836
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:01,325
My What?
837
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:02,640
Well, you know.
838
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:05,371
You think all cops live in filth just
'cause it's that way in the movies?
839
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,488
No, it's just that,
you know,
840
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:08,766
you gotta admit,
you know,
841
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:12,208
filth has a certain reality
to it, a certain edge.
842
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,206
Not that this doesn't.
843
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,124
I mean, this is very
fresh, very unexpected.
844
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:18,361
Hey, you play piano?
845
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:26,845
Look who's back in town.
846
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,922
Where there's fire,
there's smoke.
847
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,206
Where there's smoke...
848
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:31,486
You know
the high part?
849
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:33,761
My dad played.
850
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,688
Ah! Now that's what I mean.
851
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,649
Cop's dad plays piano.
852
00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:41,245
I mean, now that's
a great notion.
853
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:42,771
I love that.
854
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:46,606
It's got its own reality,
it's got its own authenticity.
855
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:47,920
It's very unexpected,
it's very authentic.
856
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,206
It's my life.
857
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:50,641
It's too bad
I can't use it.
858
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:52,768
It's...
Nobody'd believe it.
859
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:56,681
Look at this.
860
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,204
Got my billboard down the street.
861
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,408
Good, you'll be sleeping
close to the one you love.
862
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:05,564
Hi,
Nickie, how are you? It's Stacy.
863
00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:06,721
Stacy?
864
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,804
Stacy? What... You gave
out my number at home?
865
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:11,967
Hey, John... Uh.
866
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:14,884
People find me wherever I go.
It's like a curse. I...
867
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,930
I mean, do you think I like
not having any privacy?
868
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:20,211
Bye-bye now.
869
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,965
Hi, Nickie, it's me. I'd
love to get together with you...
870
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:24,769
Hi, Nickie, it's Roger.
871
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:26,446
Roger. I knew it.
872
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:28,124
Hi, Nickie, it's me, Francine.
873
00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:29,890
Remember me from
the Ramada Inn?
874
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,247
God! Whoo! Francine!
She's got a sister.
875
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:34,401
John, we could...
876
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:35,686
The Ramada Inn? Jesus!
877
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:36,761
Thank you, John.
878
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:37,966
Hi, it's Susan.
879
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:39,525
Susan! Oh, shit.
880
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,283
Hi, it's Susan. Uh...
881
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:46,002
You didn't call, so I thought I'd
call you and remind you about...
882
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:47,844
Oh, where was it supposed to be...
Sal's! SUSAN:...Sal's-
883
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,046
For pizza at 8:00.
884
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:50,201
Uh, for pizza at 8:00!
885
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:51,281
Oh, man!
886
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:52,327
Anyway,
call me when you...
887
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:53,401
Jesus!
888
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:56,126
SUSAN". All right, bye.
889
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:57,891
Okay. Ho! Good hands, buddy!
Good hands.
890
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:59,007
Put it up!
Put it up, John!
891
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:00,605
Put it up. Come on!
892
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:02,081
Yeah!
893
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:18,531
John Moss.
The private side.
894
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:20,443
What have we
got here? Bill.
895
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:22,281
Con Ed.
896
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:24,961
Huh?
897
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,327
Ooh. A little over on
your MasterCard, John.
898
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:31,363
In the fridge we got
three beers, domestic.
899
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:35,567
Baking soda,
some kind of mystery meat.
900
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:37,608
Whoa! Ugh.
901
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:39,523
Some very old cheese.
902
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:42,285
Completely lacking in vitamins B, C and E.
Explains the temper, John.
903
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:47,364
Closet. Socks,
green, black.
904
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:49,527
Gun.
905
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:51,601
Gun?
906
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:58,931
It's my life!
907
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:05,326
It's my life!
908
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:06,961
Nah.
909
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:10,530
No shit, punk!
910
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:11,881
It's my life!
911
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,889
What's the matter?
Find a split end?
912
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:16,371
You know, I've been
counting, John.
913
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:19,125
You have seven different
facial expressions.
914
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,650
So, a date, huh?
915
00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:24,767
You know, it would
be a real education
916
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:26,126
to see what you're
like with a woman.
917
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:28,680
You know, in a situation
fraught with sexual tension.
918
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,010
Don't suppose you wanna
make it a threesome, huh?
919
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:32,081
Huh.
920
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:35,091
Eight facial expressions.
Nine, ten. Wow!
921
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:38,209
All right, I'll tell you what.
I don't have to go.
922
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:39,406
I'll just, uh...
923
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:40,481
Do what you do
in Hollywood.
924
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:43,166
Rum drinks,
fern bar, gerbil racing.
925
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:46,286
Take that gun
out of your pants
926
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:47,725
before you shoot
your dick off.
927
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:49,046
Gerbil racing. Not bad.
928
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:10,965
So, what are we getting?
929
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:12,087
I don't know.
930
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:15,130
You wanna share, what, an
extra-large, everything on it?
931
00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:16,924
You like anchovies?
I...
932
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:21,245
Hate... Love anchovies.
They're my favorite part, no?
933
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,527
I hate them.
Right. Okay, good.
934
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,331
Well, why don't we get a pizza
half with anchovies, half without?
935
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:27,526
There you go.
How's that for you, huh?
936
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:29,682
Sometimes they slide
over to the other side.
937
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,206
That's only when the cook
forgets to kill them first.
938
00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:35,526
You haven't told
us how you got hurt.
939
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:37,364
Oh. It was just a little
accident on the job.
940
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,204
There's nothing
much to tell, really.
941
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:40,805
A little accident?
Yeah, yeah.
942
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:43,724
Now, come on. This is our
third date, our fourth date.
943
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,689
And you know everything
there is to know about me.
944
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:47,808
You know where I was born. You
know about my mother and father.
945
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:49,689
You know the names
of Bonnie's teachers.
946
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:51,091
How much you weigh.
947
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:53,162
How much I weigh.
And I know that you're a cop
948
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:54,441
who hates to
talk about himself.
949
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:57,286
I don't hate to
talk about myself.
950
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:59,370
Yeah, you do.
Yeah, I do.
951
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,602
So, I tell you what.
952
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:03,284
Bonnie and I aren't
saying another word
953
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,124
until you tell us something
personal about you.
954
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,441
Something you love,
something you hate.
955
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:09,561
Something I hate.
956
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:11,688
John? John Moss! Come...
957
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,766
Unbelievable! You and me,
same place, same night.
958
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:16,888
What are the odds of something
like that happening?
959
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:18,849
They say New York's
a big town.
960
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:22,049
You know, somebody told me
that Sal's had great pizza
961
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:24,691
and I figured it was either
here or the sushi bar.
962
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:26,046
I hate those
drunken sushis.
963
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,130
Bonnie, right?
You must be Bonnie.
964
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:30,929
John said you had
a great laugh.
965
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,445
And Susan.
Hi, Ray Casanov.
966
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:33,646
Hi.
John's partner.
967
00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:35,927
Nice to finally meet the woman
who turned this big lug's head.
968
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,401
You know, you look
just like Nick Lang.
969
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:39,721
You think so?
970
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:41,881
You like Nick Lang?
971
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,531
I used to when I was little.
I like Mel Gibson now.
972
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:45,841
Well...
973
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:48,728
I love him.
I love Mel Gibson.
974
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,086
Moss?
Yes.
975
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:51,571
I got a table ready
for you upstairs.
976
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:53,130
Oh, great, great.
And great to see you, Ray.
977
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,282
You're probably headed the other
way, so don't become a stranger.
978
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:56,407
Nice jacket,
by the way.
979
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:57,641
Do you wanna
eat with us?
980
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:58,921
No, he couldn't
do that.
981
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,768
- He just, yeah...
- I'm his partner.
982
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:04,001
Staying together.
983
00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:31,926
Crash.
984
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:35,884
Crash, crash, crash, crash,
crash, crash.
985
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:41,044
Wherever you are, that's a
promise from me to you.
986
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:42,884
You to me.
You to me, huh?
987
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:44,405
Me to you.
988
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,005
Me to you.
989
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:49,409
Me to you.
990
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:51,369
You to me. No, me to you!
991
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:53,050
Me to you. Me to you!
992
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:54,201
Me to you!
993
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:56,522
Me to you. Me to you.
994
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:57,961
Aah!
995
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,721
Shame on you,
you cried...
996
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:06,801
Silly girl
997
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:09,406
Shame on you,
you told a lie
998
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:13,169
Big girls don't cry
999
00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:14,366
Everybody!
1000
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:18,206
Big girls don't cry
1001
00:49:19,240 --> 00:49:20,924
They don't cry
1002
00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:23,527
Come on, John.
Come on, come on.
1003
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:24,886
Sing along. Come on.
1004
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:26,610
What, you forget the words?
1005
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:28,285
An alibi
1006
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:29,721
I tell you,
I went nuts!
1007
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,326
I wanted to take her,
right there in the office,
1008
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:33,845
bone her on the desk!
1009
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,684
Whoa, is that the one
from payroll with the jugs?
1010
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:39,081
I get a world-class woody
every time I go down there.
1011
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,001
Hey, guys,
we got some ladies here.
1012
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:44,491
Ooh!
Bet that's a first!
1013
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:47,523
John, it's okay.
Just forget about it.
1014
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:49,284
It's not okay.
Your daughter's here.
1015
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:52,250
Don't worry.
I know what a woody is.
1016
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,126
How do you know
what a woody is?
1017
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:56,408
Hey, John, why don't we
move to another table, huh?
1018
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:58,084
What do you say? In the corner
somewhere... Hey, guys,
1019
00:49:58,160 --> 00:49:59,605
I told you to keep it down.
1020
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:01,125
Man, keep this down!
1021
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:03,010
Jay, You faggot!
1022
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,088
Yeah, you the homo...
Excuse me?
1023
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:06,801
Hey!
1024
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:08,245
Hey, what's your problem?
1025
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:09,321
What did you say?
1026
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:11,801
Right there, man!
1027
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:14,609
John, just forget about it!
1028
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:16,290
Hey, asshole! Sit down!
1029
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,244
Get in the chair.
1030
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:24,321
Get on the table.
1031
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:26,450
Break his face!
1032
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:28,890
This is ridiculous!
Come here!
1033
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:30,246
Hey, leave him alone!
Sit down.
1034
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:33,246
I would sit down.
1035
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:34,846
I said, sit down!
1036
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:39,205
It's all right, folks.
I'm a police officer.
1037
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,521
Ray, uh, show 'em
your badge, will you?
1038
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:44,211
Oh. NYPD.
1039
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:45,281
NYPD.
1040
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,201
And call Midtown. Tell
them it's a 10-85 forthwith.
1041
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:51,011
All right. Can we... Can we go now?
I think Bonnie's seen enough.
1042
00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:52,846
Go on,
get in the chair.
1043
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:56,125
Hey, get down there!
Put your hands on the table!
1044
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,521
I gotta go to the precinct. I
gotta fill out the paperwork.
1045
00:50:58,600 --> 00:50:59,601
Can't Ray do that?
1046
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:02,126
I said, "Put your hands on
the table." No, he can't.
1047
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:05,127
All right, well,
maybe he can escort us home.
1048
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:08,805
Hey! Susan!
1049
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:10,246
It was great!
1050
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:12,001
Susan.
1051
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:31,685
Hey.
They got home okay.
1052
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:32,727
Oh, it's you.
1053
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,285
Look, I'm sorry about Sal's.
No, no.
1054
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:35,600
I was gonna show up,
meet them and leave.
1055
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:37,648
I had no idea they were
gonna ask me to stay.
1056
00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:38,960
She's nice,
though, Susan.
1057
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:40,963
So is Bonnie. You decided
to take her along, huh?
1058
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:42,121
She hates me.
1059
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:43,201
Buy her a pony.
1060
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:44,321
I...
1061
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:46,045
I'm talking about Susan.
1062
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:48,441
So buy her a horse. Hey,
can I get a beer, please?
1063
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,443
You got it. Come on, Susan?
Susan doesn't hate you.
1064
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:51,521
She's just
getting to know you.
1065
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:54,320
You gotta...
1066
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:55,640
I don't know. Can I offer
you a little advice?
1067
00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:57,961
No, you can't.
No. No. No.
1068
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:01,009
Loosen up a little bit, okay?
1069
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:03,447
Seriously, just,
you know, let her in.
1070
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:04,567
Bare your soul a little.
1071
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:06,244
Hollywood horseshit.
1072
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:08,527
Where did you get that last one from?
Your Scientology guru?
1073
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,443
I can help you, John.
I'm serious.
1074
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:13,244
I got it.
1075
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:15,561
Pretend I'm Susan.
1076
00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:17,529
What?
1077
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,204
Come on, go with me,
John. This is what I do.
1078
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,282
I mean, I spend half my life
pretending I'm other people.
1079
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:23,767
Now if you let your hair down
and loosen up a little bit,
1080
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:25,490
you might learn
something, okay?
1081
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:27,688
Now, I'm Susan,
you're John.
1082
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:29,683
No, you're sick
and I'm thirsty.
1083
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:31,171
Ah. Thanks very much.
Okay, listen.
1084
00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:32,844
Maybe I can get
us started here.
1085
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:38,481
Ha. Ha.
1086
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:41,084
Aah.
1087
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:45,726
Well?
1088
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:50,281
Well, what?
1089
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:53,890
Talk to me, John.
1090
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:56,407
Tell me what
I want to hear.
1091
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:58,687
Just get away from me.
This is... Who is this guy?
1092
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:00,091
See, you never
talk to me.
1093
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:02,162
You always keep
me at a distance.
1094
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:05,923
You treat me like I'm some sort of
princess that you can't even touch.
1095
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,604
Well, maybe I want
to be touched, John.
1096
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:08,841
Hey, hey.
1097
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:10,524
Maybe I wanna
be manhandled.
1098
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:13,206
This is really crazy.
Don't do this to me, you know.
1099
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:14,930
Other men have no
problem talking to me.
1100
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:16,485
What other men?
Right...
1101
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:17,641
What... What other men?
Just a little bit...
1102
00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:19,449
Can I get a Dubonnet,
please, with a twist.
1103
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:20,601
What other men?
Is she seeing other men?
1104
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:21,761
See, now he
wants to talk?
1105
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:23,524
No, listen, Lang!
1106
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:24,931
Lang�. Lang.
Susan.
1107
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,240
Whoever...
Is she seeing...
1108
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:27,685
Susan. Susan.
1109
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:29,564
Is she seeing
other men? Just...
1110
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:33,849
Frankie?
Alphonse? Hmm?
1111
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,321
Mr. Tibor? Come on.
Who? Come on.
1112
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:38,481
Susan.
1113
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:40,884
Hi.
1114
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:02,486
Su...
1115
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:05,441
Sus...
1116
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:11,205
Susan.
1117
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:14,281
Susan!
1118
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:16,725
Ah, Jesus Christ!
1119
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:21,281
Yes, John?
1120
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:23,766
Is she...
1121
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:28,050
Are you seeing other men?
1122
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:34,682
No, John. It's only you.
1123
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:37,923
That's why it's so hard.
I want you, John.
1124
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:40,246
But you just
won't let me in.
1125
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:42,490
Thank you.
Just a little...
1126
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:48,610
Ridiculous.
1127
00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:50,571
I thought you were
quitting for me!
1128
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:51,681
This is too damn
strange, all right?
1129
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,290
No! I'll tell you
what's strange.
1130
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:55,488
That somebody so strong
and so in charge
1131
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,688
isn't really
confident in who he is.
1132
00:54:57,760 --> 00:54:58,727
That's bullshit!
1133
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:00,211
Oh, don't you take
that tone with me.
1134
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:01,281
Ah.
1135
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:02,966
Look, honey.
1136
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:04,087
Uh.
1137
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:07,045
"Honey's" good.
Ever since my divorce...
1138
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:09,330
Yes, it's true.
Every time I get serious
1139
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,727
about a woman,
I do get a little scared.
1140
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:12,847
What do you mean,
"Every time"?
1141
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:14,046
How many women
have there been, John?
1142
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:15,281
Well, none,
except for my wife.
1143
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:16,401
- And... And you. Thats..uh.
- And me.
1144
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:17,527
Oh, not you.
But you know...
1145
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:18,647
That's it.
So, how do you know
1146
00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:19,846
you get scared
every time?
1147
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:21,729
Well... We...
1148
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:23,727
This is just
like a woman.
1149
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:26,121
You turn it around, you give
it a twist and stick it in.
1150
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:27,964
God! God!
1151
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:30,122
You know what?
I am out of here.
1152
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:33,044
Bye. Keep your little Dubonnet.
I'm gone.
1153
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:39,084
Men.
1154
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,684
You son of a bitch!
1155
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:16,843
You son of a bitch!
1156
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:26,847
I can't even go
to the bathroom!
1157
00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:53,964
Mr. Witherspoon?
1158
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:56,089
Hey.
1159
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:58,481
Not looking for the repeat
customers, I guess, huh?
1160
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:00,562
Ooh! Givin' me
a hard-on here.
1161
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:03,524
You might wanna try skipping
a meal every now and then.
1162
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:06,086
Somewhere there's a small
country going hungry.
1163
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:08,207
What's the matter
with this guy?
1164
00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:09,931
Cat got your tongue?
1165
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:11,969
We don't
know who got it.
1166
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:14,327
Got bit off in a
street fight last year.
1167
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:16,889
He won!
Oh.
1168
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:20,485
That's my daughter.
1169
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:21,766
Beautiful.
1170
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:24,571
Thank you. She's with
me once a month.
1171
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:27,842
Likes to play
while I do business.
1172
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:29,570
Well, speaking of
business, here, uh...
1173
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:31,847
Speaking of business.
1174
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:33,644
Our mutual friend, I'm sure,
has indicated to you
1175
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:37,406
that I'm looking for a bored-out
.45 that can't be traced.
1176
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:39,569
Something that's not gonna
blow up in my hands...
1177
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:41,563
I can't help you.
You got the wrong person.
1178
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:44,491
I don't know
nothin' from guns!
1179
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:45,561
Right.
1180
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:46,966
This man
sounds like a cop.
1181
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,050
Cop?
I'm a cop'?
1182
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:50,849
Why, just 'cause I don't
like being fondled in public
1183
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:52,206
by some fat guy
with a crush?
1184
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:54,601
It's a joke.
It's a joke.
1185
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:56,569
I got money here, you know,
I got plenty of money,
1186
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:58,085
Mr. Witherspoon,
I got...
1187
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:04,406
Hey!
Mr. Witherspoon, look.
1188
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:06,687
Hey�. No, no.�
It's just...
1189
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:08,649
I... I got nowhere
else to turn, okay?
1190
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:10,768
You see,
there's this guy.
1191
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:14,523
He's all over me. Okay? It's...
It's a friggin' nightmare.
1192
00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:16,602
He's forced his
way into my life.
1193
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:19,843
He's told me face-to-face
that he wants to be me.
1194
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:22,571
He moved into my apartment,
moved into my house, you know,
1195
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:24,290
moved into my job,
you know. What's next?
1196
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:26,650
Huh? You know,
my old lady?
1197
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:27,961
I know it.
1198
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:29,883
It's getting to where
everywhere I look
1199
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:31,803
I see his smiling face.
1200
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:33,882
I turn on the goddamn
TV and I hear his voice.
1201
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:36,127
At me all the time.
1202
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:39,886
You gotta help me. I have got
to get rid of this guy. Please.
1203
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:43,290
Passionate man!
1204
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:46,642
Watch Julie for me.
1205
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:48,131
Thank you.
1206
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:53,482
Come to Papa. Yeah.
1207
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:01,561
No!
1208
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:11,727
Moss!
1209
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:13,290
Uh, hi. It's Susan.
1210
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:15,203
Oh, hi, Susan.
Um, is John at home?
1211
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:17,362
No. No, John's not here.
1212
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:18,760
Well, maybe later
he'll be home.
1213
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:19,887
No.
1214
00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:23,686
No, I...
I'm not quite sure.
1215
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:25,405
Do you think we could have lunch?
1216
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:26,561
Lunch?
1217
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:28,290
What, me and you?
Yeah, you and me.
1218
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:30,567
Oh, Susan, that would be...
That'd be great.
1219
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:31,880
Okay, good.
Uh, at 12:00?
1220
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:33,200
Okay. Yeah.
1221
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:36,491
Right. Got it. Okay.
I'll be there.
1222
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:38,406
Uh-huh.
1223
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:44,206
If I'm not still handcuffed
to the goddamn sofa!
1224
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:46,121
Come on!
1225
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:47,406
Hurry up!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
1226
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:54,610
I have to be careful.
1227
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:57,125
You understand?
1228
00:59:57,520 --> 00:59:58,521
The police
1229
00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:01,042
frown on the
guns I make.
1230
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,367
People have
occasionally used them
1231
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:06,442
for socially
irresponsible acts,
1232
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:08,727
but what am I
supposed to do?
1233
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:10,046
Exactly.
1234
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:12,446
Thank you.
Thank you.
1235
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:13,925
This is it.
1236
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:16,607
This is just what
I was looking for.
1237
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:18,728
It is a beautiful gun.
1238
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:21,167
Oh, by the way, remember
when I said I wasn't a cop?
1239
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:23,641
I was acting.
1240
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:26,010
Not bad, huh?
No training.
1241
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:28,209
Can you believe people
get paid for that?
1242
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:30,970
Don't even think about it.
1243
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:32,883
Now, you made a gun like this
recently with a laser sight
1244
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:33,961
for someone else.
1245
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:35,845
Tall guy, muscular
build, short hair.
1246
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:37,201
You're gonna
help me find him.
1247
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:38,607
What did he do?
1248
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:40,803
He's been blowing holes in
people all over the city.
1249
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:42,565
The...
The Party Crasher?
1250
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:43,881
Where is he now?
1251
01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:46,524
I didn't know.
1252
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:48,682
He... He meets me.
1253
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:51,762
Gives me some
design specs.
1254
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:53,645
I do 'em.
1255
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:56,007
I figured he
was a gun fanatic.
1256
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:59,365
He's waiting for a gun
1257
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:01,044
I got now in the shop.
1258
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:03,283
Well, you're gonna
meet him tomorrow.
1259
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:04,441
You got it?
1260
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,131
Okay... Okay.
1261
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:16,610
I'm sorry I'm late. It's just
been one of those mornings.
1262
01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:17,681
Couldn't get out of bed?
1263
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:20,002
No! I... I mean, no.
1264
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:23,567
I... No, I just, um, just, you
know, busy down at the precinct.
1265
01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:26,291
And, um, you know, this and that.
Anyway, you already ordered?
1266
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:27,447
Yeah. Well, I didn't
know if you were gonna
1267
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:28,686
come later on. It's fine.
It's all right.
1268
01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:31,889
It's all right. I'll just find
something real quick here.
1269
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:33,928
Uh, all right. Okay.
1270
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:35,206
Excuse me.
Oh! Ah, God.
1271
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:40,245
I, uh, I took this...
this perp in this morning
1272
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:42,527
And I lost the key.
1273
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:44,250
I, um... Down a drain
1274
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:47,129
after I un-cuffed him.
1275
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:50,087
Okay. Uh, can I
have the number six?
1276
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:52,322
Uh, I'd like that with romaine
instead of iceberg lettuce,
1277
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:55,165
sprouts, if they're fresh, and a
mustard vinaigrette on the side?
1278
01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:56,241
No.
1279
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:58,368
You can have what's
on the menu, though.
1280
01:01:58,440 --> 01:01:59,851
Can I have
an Evian with lemon?
1281
01:01:59,920 --> 01:02:01,968
I got tap water
with ice.
1282
01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:05,649
Fine.
1283
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:09,250
The reason I
asked you here is...
1284
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:11,366
Well, it's John.
1285
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:15,090
Um, you guys are
pretty close, right?
1286
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:16,804
Oh, yeah.
Of course, of course.
1287
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:19,326
You might even say John's been
sort of a role model for me.
1288
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:21,805
On our first date,
I thought,
1289
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:25,009
"Wow, who is this guy?"
you know. He's just...
1290
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:28,290
I mean, he was so attentive
and he was so giving
1291
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:29,964
and he was such
a good listener.
1292
01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:31,883
But by the second
and third date,
1293
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:34,088
IthoughL you know, "I wish this guy
would loosen up a little bit."
1294
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:36,208
You know, maybe
talk about himself.
1295
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:38,771
Maybe he's just
not interested.
1296
01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:41,084
Oh, he is.
Yeah?
1297
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:43,484
Susan, believe me.
1298
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:45,968
Well... See, I just met you and
how come I feel closer to you
1299
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:47,087
than I do to him?
1300
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:49,686
Well, that's, um, really...
1301
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:51,649
I mean, we haven't
even slept together yet.
1302
01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:53,449
Well, no, I mean...
1303
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:55,883
I...
1304
01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:58,241
I want to.
1305
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:02,041
I used to have
a speech impediment.
1306
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:03,451
You know,
I couldn't say no.
1307
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:06,165
Bonnie cured me
of that, you know.
1308
01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:08,242
She cured me of
a lot of things.
1309
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:11,367
Never thought
I'd date a cop.
1310
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:14,041
What's it like?
1311
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:16,840
Well...
1312
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:20,445
It's kind of hard
to put into words.
1313
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:26,128
I mean,
we live this job.
1314
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:28,204
It's something we are,
not something we do!
1315
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:33,570
You can't become a cop
by...by strappin' on a gun
1316
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:35,802
and ridin'
around all day.
1317
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:38,929
Every time a cop walks up to
give someone a speeding ticket,
1318
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:42,482
he knows he might have to kill
someone or be killed himself.
1319
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:43,686
But all people
know about this job
1320
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:44,807
is what they
see in the movies.
1321
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:46,882
Well, in the movies they get
17 takes to get it right.
1322
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,525
We get one take
1323
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:51,122
it lasts our
whole lives.
1324
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:53,330
We mess it up,
1325
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:56,045
and we're dead!
1326
01:03:58,440 --> 01:03:59,601
Wow!
1327
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:02,488
I wish John would
express himself like that.
1328
01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:03,601
You know, like... Mmm!
1329
01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:06,841
I'm sorry.
I just get...
1330
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:16,885
It's nice having
a police escort home.
1331
01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:23,800
You like kids?
1332
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:27,129
Yeah, yeah. Kids are, uh...
Kids are great.
1333
01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:29,451
They're like little people.
1334
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:32,764
You were a big hit
with Bonnie last night.
1335
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:36,203
Well, Bonnie's great.
1336
01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:40,690
Susan, listen.
1337
01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:43,523
This isn't right.
Okay?
1338
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:45,762
I know where this is going and
it's all wrong. What's all wrong?
1339
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:48,161
It happens to me all the time, okay?
Believe me.
1340
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:49,805
But it's best if we
just drop it now, okay?
1341
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:51,370
We just...
Let's put it behind us.
1342
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:52,720
And nobody'll get hurt.
Ray, I don't...
1343
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:54,768
I don't know what it is!
Maybe... May...
1344
01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:56,365
Maybe it's 'cause I look
like Nick Lang, you know.
1345
01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:58,568
And... And women seem
to go for that boyish type.
1346
01:04:58,640 --> 01:04:59,880
But it's not
fair to John.
1347
01:04:59,960 --> 01:05:01,121
Ray, wait a minute.
1348
01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:02,401
Did you think...
1349
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:04,528
I mean,
this isn't about you...
1350
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:06,602
I mean, you don't think
I'm attracted to you?
1351
01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:09,889
Uh, you know.
1352
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:13,368
No, no. Come on. No.
You attracted to me?
1353
01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:17,089
No. Come on. Why... Why would
you be attracted to me?
1354
01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:18,400
I'm sorry.
1355
01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:20,050
'Course, you know, maybe if
you got to know me better.
1356
01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:21,121
Excuse me.
1357
01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:26,647
Jeez!
1358
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:28,722
Look at this
useless mother!
1359
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:30,811
Look what we got here.
1360
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:32,166
Hey, leave her alone!
1361
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:34,804
Don't worry. Shh.
1362
01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:36,484
He's a cop. Ray?
1363
01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:38,530
Yeah, but it's...
It's not my jurisdiction.
1364
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:40,090
'Yeah, but Ray, you gotta do something.
I'm serious.
1365
01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:41,969
Transit cops get
very bent out of shape
1366
01:05:42,040 --> 01:05:43,326
if you butt in
on their busts.
1367
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:44,970
This is a piece
of useless junk!
1368
01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:46,326
Grandma,
what else you got?
1369
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:47,640
Move over, doll.
1370
01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:48,721
Hey, what...
1371
01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:51,287
Ray!
1372
01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:52,847
Leave her alone!
1373
01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:54,530
Give me my purse!
Shut up!
1374
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:55,647
Where's the cash?
1375
01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:56,881
Check the money!
Check the money!
1376
01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:58,325
Ra)', you gotta stop them!
1377
01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:00,801
All right.
All right. Okay. Uh...
1378
01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:04,121
All right, fellas,
hold it right there. NYPD.
1379
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:05,730
Hey, fuck off, pig!
1380
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:09,287
What'd you say?
1381
01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:12,241
Shit!
1382
01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:17,690
Holy shit! Let's
get the fuck out of here!
1383
01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:19,762
Are you a cop
or aren't you?
1384
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:42,768
All right,
you're under arrest!
1385
01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:45,289
You pig!
1386
01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:53,290
Whoo!
1387
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:55,603
Oh, shit!
Where the fuck are we...
1388
01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:57,051
It's locked! What do you
mean, it's locked?"
1389
01:06:57,440 --> 01:06:59,647
Let's get the fuck
out of here!
1390
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:01,201
Freeze!
1391
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:02,527
Die, Pig!
1392
01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:04,081
What am I doing?
1393
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:09,527
What're you...
1394
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:11,361
Get outta here!
1395
01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:21,841
Motherfucker!
1396
01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:25,330
Somebody call a cop!
1397
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:30,082
I mean, another cop,
besides me!
1398
01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:36,725
It could be a hostage
situation. Be cool.
1399
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:38,161
Come on, let's go!
1400
01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:39,441
Come on, man.
We gotta get out of here!
1401
01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:41,681
Shoot him already!
1402
01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:45,283
Don't make me use this!
1403
01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:54,280
Ray's pinned down and he won't shoot
'cause of all the people standing around.
1404
01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:55,771
Ray?
1405
01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:57,444
Get her out of here.
1406
01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:02,291
Fuck!
What are you doing?
1407
01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:04,524
Damn! Fuckin' locked!
1408
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:06,523
He's out of bullets.
1409
01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:09,689
He's out of bullets!
1410
01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:13,450
Then go get him.
1411
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:15,967
Uh...
1412
01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:26,681
Uh, police report will look better
with your name on it, John.
1413
01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:34,327
Damn it!
1414
01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:36,406
Come on, come on!
1415
01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:44,451
Kill him, man, kill him!
Jesus Christ!
1416
01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:45,686
Fuck.
1417
01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:47,401
Shoot him,
man, come on!
1418
01:08:47,480 --> 01:08:48,481
Oh, shit!
1419
01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:51,802
Step back, motherfucker!
I'm gonna blow your head off!
1420
01:08:54,440 --> 01:08:55,930
Step back!
I'm not joking!
1421
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:17,921
Thanks for the warning.
1422
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:23,082
Up against the wall
and keep your mouth shut!
1423
01:09:25,440 --> 01:09:27,249
Well, I could've
done that.
1424
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:32,482
I was right.
No bullets.
1425
01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:33,561
You were wrong.
1426
01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:38,722
Misfire.
We'll talk later.
1427
01:09:42,120 --> 01:09:43,201
Oh.
1428
01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:45,405
I better get this job.
1429
01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:46,931
Oh, Ray, what happened?
You okay? Yeah?
1430
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:48,047
I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm...
1431
01:09:48,120 --> 01:09:49,804
Can I talk to my partner
for a second? Excuse me!
1432
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:50,921
Come on. What the
hell's going on, huh?
1433
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:52,047
Coincidence, right?
John, John“.
1434
01:09:52,120 --> 01:09:53,406
You wanted to see
a subway in New York?
1435
01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:54,811
Of all the subways
you wanted to see,
1436
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:56,848
you just happened to be
on the one that Susan was on!
1437
01:09:56,920 --> 01:09:58,570
Is that it?
I invited him to lunch.
1438
01:09:58,640 --> 01:09:59,641
You what?
Yeah.
1439
01:09:59,720 --> 01:10:01,006
Look, I can explain.
No, no, no!
1440
01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:02,206
You don't
have to explain!
1441
01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:04,089
First of all, you bust up our
date at the pizza parlor!
1442
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:06,208
Next thing I know you're having
lunch with my girlfriend!
1443
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:08,521
Oh, cut the jealousy bit,
John! You've got no right!
1444
01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:09,567
I...
You know, you can take
1445
01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:10,766
Oh. a few pointers
from a guy like Ray.
1446
01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:11,921
He knows how to
deal with people.
1447
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:13,923
And from what I could see,
he's probably a better cop!
1448
01:10:14,080 --> 01:10:15,320
Oh!
While you were probably off
1449
01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:16,731
trashing another
pizza parlor,
1450
01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:20,327
he was dealing with real felons
without losing his head!
1451
01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:22,321
Goodbye. Call me.
1452
01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:23,800
I can't believe...
I can't believe she just...
1453
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:25,962
You just kissed him?
You kissed his face?
1454
01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:27,371
And where the...
Where are my handcuffs?
1455
01:10:27,440 --> 01:10:28,930
I, you know, have to pay for
those out of my own pocket!
1456
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:30,604
You know, I've been meaning
to talk to you about that.
1457
01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:31,761
Why... Why would
you handcuff me to the bed?
1458
01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:33,080
Is that the usual
thing you do?
1459
01:10:33,160 --> 01:10:34,491
Are we going to
the station now?
1460
01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:35,971
Hey, I was good in there,
John! Seriously.
1461
01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:37,929
Major cojones!
1462
01:10:41,680 --> 01:10:44,206
So what is this?
What? What?
1463
01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:47,011
I... I know. Okay. I know.
I left him on his own.
1464
01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:49,481
Guilty as charged, sir,
but...
1465
01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:50,971
Uh, the guy's
okay, right?
1466
01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:52,565
I mean, not that
that's any excuse.
1467
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:54,290
And I know it's really
not music to your ears
1468
01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:57,170
that all this happened while I was
working on the Party Crasher case.
1469
01:10:57,240 --> 01:10:59,208
But before you say what you
have every right to say,
1470
01:10:59,280 --> 01:11:00,691
sir, would you just listen
to one thing, okay?
1471
01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:03,765
I know where the Party Crasher's
gonna be tomorrow. I know when.
1472
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:05,650
If we get every
available car
1473
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:09,042
and just call the shots ourselves for
once, we can drop this guy cold!
1474
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:10,601
How do we do that?
1475
01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:11,920
He's gonna pick up
a gun tomorrow.
1476
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:14,571
We get there first.
Okay?
1477
01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:21,325
Get Pooley, Grainy
and anybody else...
1478
01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:22,845
Yes! Captain, thank you.
Okay, great.
1479
01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:24,410
...you can round up
and get them over here.
1480
01:11:24,480 --> 01:11:26,687
Okay. Okay. Now, I get rid
of this guy, Nick Lang...
1481
01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:28,603
No, Moss,
you stay with Lang.
1482
01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:31,411
And you do what I told you to
do, and stay off this case.
1483
01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:34,041
Now, until this guy goes home,
he does not leave your sight,
1484
01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:36,566
not to floss, not to clip
his toenails, nothing.
1485
01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:40,202
If you two go near anything more
dangerous than a coffee shop,
1486
01:11:40,280 --> 01:11:41,281
you will be
an ex-policeman.
1487
01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:42,850
No, you can't do this to me, sir.
1488
01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:44,763
Yes, I can. Watch me!
1489
01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:46,928
Yeah?
1490
01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:49,961
Yeah.
1491
01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:55,766
Okay-
1492
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:57,001
Okay-
1493
01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:58,850
Geez.
1494
01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:00,361
Yes, sir!
1495
01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:05,724
Look. I'm not
giving up on this case.
1496
01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:08,849
I don't give a shit what your
good buddy Captain Brix says.
1497
01:12:08,960 --> 01:12:10,689
This maniads got to be
stopped and I'm gonna do it.
1498
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,490
I'm the one who tracked
him down today. Me.
1499
01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:14,011
If anything comes of it,
I'm gonna be there
1500
01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:15,366
when they take
this prick down,
1501
01:12:15,440 --> 01:12:17,761
with you, without you,
whatever. You got it?
1502
01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:22,441
Hey, John, about Susan...
1503
01:12:22,640 --> 01:12:23,641
I don't want
to talk about it.
1504
01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:25,085
That was not...
All right. Okay.
1505
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:27,290
Crasher task force unit.
1506
01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:30,330
Male caller states he has the
Party Crasher at 1412-2nd.
1507
01:12:30,440 --> 01:12:32,966
Repeat, this may be the Party Crasher.
Units responding?
1508
01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:34,041
Six blocks away.
1509
01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:54,371
Shit.
I don't like it.
1510
01:12:54,840 --> 01:12:56,171
No backup.
1511
01:12:56,320 --> 01:12:59,369
I don't like you being here. I
don't like playing wet nurse.
1512
01:12:59,440 --> 01:13:02,410
You could've gotten yourself
killed in that subway today.
1513
01:13:02,480 --> 01:13:03,447
I figure if you're
gonna be here,
1514
01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:05,841
you've got a right
to protect yourself.
1515
01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:07,126
Loaded.
1516
01:13:08,520 --> 01:13:10,284
That is the trigger.
1517
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:14,481
Do not move
from this car!
1518
01:13:14,560 --> 01:13:16,210
You sit here,
you watch that door.
1519
01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:20,006
If he comes out, you tell me
which way he went. Period!
1520
01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:22,082
You got it? That gun
is only for emergencies.
1521
01:13:22,200 --> 01:13:23,486
Right.
1522
01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:26,524
You got it? I got it. I got it.
Yeah, it's for emergencies.
1523
01:14:16,240 --> 01:14:17,651
Don't move. Police!
1524
01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:22,361
John?
Shit!
1525
01:14:22,440 --> 01:14:24,283
Moss?
Look out!
1526
01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:28,244
Get down!
Get out, Lang!
1527
01:14:29,120 --> 01:14:31,566
Holy shit, John, he's coming right at me!
What do I do?
1528
01:14:31,640 --> 01:14:33,165
Get back to the car!
Call for backup!
1529
01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:34,526
Go, Lang,
get out, get out!
1530
01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:35,840
I... I'll go
call for backup!
1531
01:14:55,120 --> 01:14:56,121
You got him?
1532
01:14:58,640 --> 01:14:59,721
Jesus, Lang,
what'd you do?
1533
01:15:01,440 --> 01:15:02,441
What?
1534
01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:04,567
You shot the wrong guy.
1535
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:05,801
Wrong guy?
1536
01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:07,041
Jesus, Lang.
1537
01:15:08,160 --> 01:15:09,286
Where's the shooter,
the guy with gun?
1538
01:15:09,360 --> 01:15:11,886
This is some street guy just trying
to get out. Jesus Christ, Lang!
1539
01:15:11,960 --> 01:15:14,770
What do you mean? You didn't tell
me there was more than one guy.
1540
01:15:15,840 --> 01:15:17,285
This guy doesn't even have a gun.
Didn't you look?
1541
01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:18,561
I can't.
1542
01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:19,971
Damn it!
1543
01:15:21,760 --> 01:15:23,888
He's dead.
Oh, God!
1544
01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:25,371
Oh. Oh, God.
1545
01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:28,048
I... I just...
I just...
1546
01:15:28,480 --> 01:15:31,484
It's over. It's over
for me. My life is over!
1547
01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:33,564
What am I...
What am I talking about?
1548
01:15:33,640 --> 01:15:35,404
I killed...
I killed an unarmed guy!
1549
01:15:35,520 --> 01:15:37,090
A street guy.
Give me the gun.
1550
01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:39,561
What? Give me your gun!
Get in the car.
1551
01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:40,721
You're arresting me.
Can you shut up?
1552
01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:42,126
Get in the car and let me think!
I'm going.
1553
01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:44,168
Go on.
Get in! Damn it!
1554
01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:49,840
Ah, Jesus.
1555
01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:58,122
Oh, God. Oh, God.
1556
01:15:58,840 --> 01:16:00,171
All right.
1557
01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:02,602
You're a civilian who
just shot an unarmed man
1558
01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:05,286
with a police-issue weapon
and I let you do it.
1559
01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:08,204
If you take the rap for this,
we both lose our careers.
1560
01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:10,089
But If I tell 'em
I did it,
1561
01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:11,611
maybe I can make it
look a little more heroic.
1562
01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:12,886
Maybe.
1563
01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:15,122
My fingerprints
are on this gun.
1564
01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:18,090
You were never here. You understand?
You were never here.
1565
01:16:18,160 --> 01:16:23,246
I was never here.
I was never here.
1566
01:16:23,360 --> 01:16:26,409
I was...never here.
1567
01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:31,201
You're an actor, Nick.
Pretend it never happened.
1568
01:16:31,280 --> 01:16:32,805
Go back, host
some charity balls,
1569
01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:36,202
save some whales, whatever
it takes to make it okay.
1570
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,650
How can I forget?
1571
01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:40,051
You can't.
1572
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:44,889
There's gonna be
an investigation, right?
1573
01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:46,450
I've been through
'em before.
1574
01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:47,726
Oh, man.
1575
01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:52,849
How come you're doing
this for me, John?
1576
01:16:52,920 --> 01:16:54,410
I don't know.
1577
01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:56,410
Listen, if you need
anything, you know,
1578
01:16:56,480 --> 01:16:58,482
money, a suit for
the trial, a lawyer,
1579
01:16:58,560 --> 01:16:59,766
I'll call you as soon as I get back.
No, no.
1580
01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:02,411
Whatever you do,
never call me.
1581
01:17:02,480 --> 01:17:04,403
You understand?
Right.
1582
01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:06,881
John.
1583
01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:14,046
Nick?
1584
01:17:26,240 --> 01:17:28,368
Continental
Airlines Flight 23 to Los Angeles
1585
01:17:28,440 --> 01:17:30,522
is now ready for
boarding at Gate 112.
1586
01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:32,762
All those passengers in
first class as well as...
1587
01:17:49,120 --> 01:17:50,121
Thank you.
1588
01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:52,243
Hi, may I have
your ticket please?
1589
01:17:57,280 --> 01:17:58,406
What the hell
am I doing?
1590
01:17:58,880 --> 01:18:00,325
Where's Moss?
1591
01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:02,882
China...
China, where's Moss?
1592
01:18:02,960 --> 01:18:04,041
Wherever you're not.
1593
01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:06,600
Look, whatever he said he
did, he did it for me.
1594
01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:07,681
He didn't even do it.
I did it.
1595
01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:08,966
What?
1596
01:18:09,160 --> 01:18:10,844
I wanna make
a full confession.
1597
01:18:10,920 --> 01:18:12,729
Do I
look like a priest?
1598
01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:17,169
Don't try talking me out of it, all right?
'Cause my mind's made up.
1599
01:18:17,240 --> 01:18:18,321
What is he doing?
1600
01:18:22,800 --> 01:18:25,371
"Moss, Moss,
help me, Moss!
1601
01:18:25,440 --> 01:18:26,726
"He's coming
straight at me!
1602
01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:28,848
"What should I do?"
1603
01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:31,406
So I come bursting through
the door like a maniac.
1604
01:18:31,480 --> 01:18:33,721
And this imbecile, his eyes
are completely closed,
1605
01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:35,611
squeezes off a few shots.
1606
01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:40,091
So I slap my chest,
1607
01:18:40,160 --> 01:18:42,083
go flying down the stairs,
head over heels,
1608
01:18:42,160 --> 01:18:45,004
and land right on top
of the fucking guy!
1609
01:18:45,640 --> 01:18:47,051
Now, he's sittin' there.
1610
01:18:47,160 --> 01:18:49,162
And I'm dyin' on a piss,
holding my breath.
1611
01:18:49,240 --> 01:18:50,651
Next thing I know is, uh,
1612
01:18:50,720 --> 01:18:53,610
Moss is going into this
incredible performance going, uh,
1613
01:18:53,680 --> 01:18:56,081
"Oh. Oh, don't worry,
Nick. It's okay.
1614
01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:58,567
"Um, I'll take
the fall for you.
1615
01:18:58,680 --> 01:18:59,841
"You go back to Hollywood."
1616
01:19:01,520 --> 01:19:03,329
And he believes him!
1617
01:19:04,720 --> 01:19:05,721
It was unreal.
1618
01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:07,370
He finally sticks
the kid on a plane
1619
01:19:07,440 --> 01:19:08,805
and he gets him
out of his hair.
1620
01:19:08,920 --> 01:19:10,126
Moss is back
on the case.
1621
01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:12,407
He's on that
sting operation.
1622
01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:13,681
Oh!
1623
01:19:22,360 --> 01:19:25,011
Nick, Nickie, baby!
1624
01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:27,489
You sharpshooter,
we heard about you!
1625
01:19:34,640 --> 01:19:38,406
"it never happened, Nick. I'll
take the fall for you, Nick."
1626
01:19:38,480 --> 01:19:40,562
Son of a...
You stupid!
1627
01:19:41,080 --> 01:19:42,161
Stakeouts.
1628
01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:44,686
Do you get hemorrhoids sitting
here, like, I mean, like, forever?
1629
01:19:44,760 --> 01:19:47,411
Yeah. I think I had
hemorrhoids that last 13 years.
1630
01:19:47,520 --> 01:19:48,681
I hate it.
1631
01:19:48,760 --> 01:19:49,921
Can't do
nothin' about it.
1632
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:52,843
I might try hypnosis.
1633
01:19:53,160 --> 01:19:54,491
That shit don't work.
1634
01:19:54,560 --> 01:19:56,244
Something's gotta work.
1635
01:19:57,040 --> 01:19:59,407
With you, I don't
know what works.
1636
01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:00,521
Oh, well, love certainly
isn't doing it.
1637
01:20:07,120 --> 01:20:09,088
He's half an hour late.
1638
01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:11,801
I... I don't like it.
1639
01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:13,001
And I don't like
this either, man.
1640
01:20:13,080 --> 01:20:15,048
You know, I could've been home
watching the Nacho Prince
1641
01:20:15,120 --> 01:20:17,168
against the Cutchi
Frito kid, you know.
1642
01:20:17,280 --> 01:20:19,248
WrestleMania XIV,
pay-per-view.
1643
01:20:19,320 --> 01:20:22,290
No, I'm fuckin' over here,
hanging out with you.
1644
01:20:32,120 --> 01:20:33,121
Oh, shit!
1645
01:20:33,480 --> 01:20:34,891
Here he comes!
1646
01:20:39,800 --> 01:20:41,404
Oh, boy. That's him.
1647
01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:44,689
We've got contact. Stay on your toes.
Wait for the signal.
1648
01:21:07,320 --> 01:21:09,129
It's beautiful.
Thank you very much.
1649
01:21:16,560 --> 01:21:18,005
It's beautiful!
1650
01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:21,521
Damn it!
1651
01:21:24,480 --> 01:21:25,606
I bet you can hear me,
Lieutenant Moss.
1652
01:21:25,680 --> 01:21:27,808
I just bet
you can hear me.
1653
01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:30,521
I think it's time
we had a talk.
1654
01:21:30,880 --> 01:21:33,850
I think it's time we
got to know each other.
1655
01:21:35,440 --> 01:21:37,886
Obviously, you just
don't understand
1656
01:21:38,080 --> 01:21:40,003
what I'm trying to do.
1657
01:21:42,360 --> 01:21:44,408
Don't make me kill him!
1658
01:21:46,560 --> 01:21:48,528
High noon.
1659
01:21:49,800 --> 01:21:51,404
Moss, watch your ass, man.
1660
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:53,204
Relax, Benny.
1661
01:21:53,280 --> 01:21:54,281
Yo!
1662
01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:15,121
Close enough.
1663
01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:20,680
I've been looking
forward to this,
1664
01:22:22,360 --> 01:22:23,361
meeting my opponent.
1665
01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:25,721
Tell me, Lieutenant,
1666
01:22:27,720 --> 01:22:29,085
why are you
doing this?
1667
01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:31,243
Doing what, exactly?
1668
01:22:31,560 --> 01:22:33,210
Why are you treating
me like a criminal?
1669
01:22:34,760 --> 01:22:36,524
I don't know. Because...
1670
01:22:36,600 --> 01:22:37,647
You are one.
1671
01:22:39,360 --> 01:22:40,725
No, I'm not.
1672
01:22:41,440 --> 01:22:45,764
You're a police officer. You should
understand what I'm trying to do.
1673
01:22:57,440 --> 01:22:59,090
We're playing the same
game, Lieutenant!
1674
01:22:59,920 --> 01:23:01,684
We're hooked into
the same program!
1675
01:23:05,720 --> 01:23:07,245
I haven't done
anything wrong.
1676
01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:08,726
Anything.
1677
01:23:09,160 --> 01:23:10,764
I killed a pimp!
1678
01:23:11,880 --> 01:23:13,086
I killed a drug dealer!
1679
01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:15,250
I kill the people that
make your life difficult.
1680
01:23:15,320 --> 01:23:16,606
You killed
a four-year-old girl.
1681
01:23:16,680 --> 01:23:18,603
You sacrifice pawns.
1682
01:23:19,240 --> 01:23:20,287
You play chess,
Lieutenant?
1683
01:23:22,120 --> 01:23:24,282
I would've been
a great cop.
1684
01:23:24,880 --> 01:23:25,881
Better than you.
1685
01:23:26,840 --> 01:23:28,251
Because I'm smarter
than you.
1686
01:23:28,440 --> 01:23:32,240
I'm smarter than you and I'm better
than you, I'm better than you are!
1687
01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:35,045
Okay, okay.
You wanna be a cop? Uh...
1688
01:23:36,120 --> 01:23:38,282
Maybe, you know,
it's, uh, it's not too late.
1689
01:23:38,400 --> 01:23:40,004
I could put in a word.
We could work something out.
1690
01:23:41,720 --> 01:23:43,324
Hey, Lieutenant!
1691
01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:46,640
You think
I'm stupid?
1692
01:23:51,880 --> 01:23:55,327
Well, I was...hoping
you were stupid,
1693
01:23:55,400 --> 01:23:57,971
but no, uh...I don't
think you're stupid.
1694
01:23:58,480 --> 01:24:00,209
A little crazy, maybe.
1695
01:24:06,520 --> 01:24:07,567
Don't shoot!
1696
01:24:07,760 --> 01:24:09,808
He'll blow the place up!
I'm standing in this shit!
1697
01:24:10,320 --> 01:24:11,401
Game's over!
1698
01:24:30,360 --> 01:24:31,600
Go! Go!
1699
01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:03,642
You stupid idiot!
1700
01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:10,049
All
Crasher units- Crasher on foot.
1701
01:25:10,120 --> 01:25:12,441
Heading west on 75th
street near Broadway.
1702
01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:13,766
Shit.
1703
01:25:23,120 --> 01:25:24,121
Hey!
1704
01:25:36,440 --> 01:25:38,522
Fourth Squad Lieutenant.
I'm at the Beacon Theatre,
1705
01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:40,170
74th and Broadway, in pursuit
of the Party Crasher.
1706
01:25:45,600 --> 01:25:47,568
There you are,
you son of a bitch!
1707
01:25:59,280 --> 01:26:00,691
Police officer.
Oh! Can I help you?
1708
01:26:00,760 --> 01:26:02,330
Did you see a man,
red shirt, blond hair?
1709
01:26:02,400 --> 01:26:03,481
No. Wha.. Wha...
1710
01:26:03,560 --> 01:26:04,686
If you see him,
do not interact with him!
1711
01:26:04,760 --> 01:26:05,761
Uh...
1712
01:26:15,200 --> 01:26:16,725
Police. Yeah, and
where's yourbadge?
1713
01:26:16,800 --> 01:26:18,404
Uh...
Where...
1714
01:26:18,480 --> 01:26:21,051
Hey! Hey, come
back here! Shit!
1715
01:26:24,360 --> 01:26:26,567
Move outta the way.
I didn't pay to see your butt.
1716
01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:27,687
Put a cork in it.
1717
01:26:28,080 --> 01:26:29,650
Hey, guys. I'm over here.
1718
01:26:34,240 --> 01:26:35,321
Ugh.
1719
01:26:39,440 --> 01:26:41,124
Oh! Oh, my God!
1720
01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:43,362
No, no, no!
1721
01:26:43,640 --> 01:26:45,051
No, God, no!
1722
01:26:45,840 --> 01:26:47,001
Aah!
1723
01:27:11,160 --> 01:27:12,161
Moss, look out!
1724
01:27:29,640 --> 01:27:30,766
Stay down!
1725
01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:32,001
Stay down!
1726
01:28:00,720 --> 01:28:03,291
Joe, you gotta help me! Aah!
1727
01:28:04,200 --> 01:28:05,326
Hang on!
1728
01:28:05,640 --> 01:28:06,721
I'm coming!
1729
01:28:23,200 --> 01:28:25,043
No!
1730
01:28:46,760 --> 01:28:48,125
Ah. Aah!
1731
01:28:49,400 --> 01:28:51,767
Ah.
1732
01:28:54,040 --> 01:28:55,804
Okay,
hold it, freeze.
1733
01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:01,001
Hey, asshole!
1734
01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:02,801
Aah!
1735
01:29:03,800 --> 01:29:04,801
No!
1736
01:29:15,760 --> 01:29:17,524
Ugh!
1737
01:29:19,320 --> 01:29:20,731
Moss!
1738
01:29:29,800 --> 01:29:32,531
Keep him alive for trial.
That's all I ask. That's it!
1739
01:29:32,600 --> 01:29:33,931
What the hell
is he doing here?
1740
01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:35,843
This guy's a murderer.
You don't even have a gun.
1741
01:29:35,960 --> 01:29:38,247
Moss?
What, what?
1742
01:29:38,320 --> 01:29:40,129
You're a dead man.
1743
01:29:40,200 --> 01:29:42,931
It'll be easy. I killed once,
I can kill again, right?
1744
01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:46,321
Look, I was gonna
leave a message
1745
01:29:46,400 --> 01:29:47,970
on your phone machine,
all right?
1746
01:29:48,040 --> 01:29:49,883
You made me think
I killed somebody.
1747
01:29:49,960 --> 01:29:51,724
Do you have any idea
what that feels like?
1748
01:29:51,800 --> 01:29:54,041
Would you stop
hitting me in the face?
1749
01:29:57,840 --> 01:29:59,080
You got a minute?
1750
01:30:04,160 --> 01:30:05,525
Okay, lock it up.
1751
01:30:06,320 --> 01:30:08,687
You wanted to know what
it feels like to be a cop.
1752
01:30:08,760 --> 01:30:11,604
You wanted to know what it
feels like to kill someone.
1753
01:30:11,680 --> 01:30:14,923
Well, now you know.
it feels like shit, huh?
1754
01:30:17,720 --> 01:30:21,042
I finally know what it
feels like to be you.
1755
01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:22,726
It sucks.
1756
01:30:23,440 --> 01:30:25,249
Susan, me...
1757
01:30:26,040 --> 01:30:27,530
We wanted to like you.
1758
01:30:28,320 --> 01:30:30,641
But no, nobody gets in,
right? It's private.
1759
01:30:31,320 --> 01:30:33,243
Well, that's not
what I call it, John.
1760
01:30:34,360 --> 01:30:35,566
I call it lonely.
1761
01:30:36,440 --> 01:30:38,329
Hey, Nick? Ow!
1762
01:30:38,400 --> 01:30:39,561
Damn!
1763
01:30:40,080 --> 01:30:41,570
I hate when he does that!
1764
01:30:41,640 --> 01:30:43,165
Is that what they
call male bonding?
1765
01:30:43,280 --> 01:30:45,408
Yeah, it's like
talking to my ex-wife.
1766
01:31:17,080 --> 01:31:19,287
I'm so stupid!
1767
01:31:20,440 --> 01:31:21,726
Just keep driving.
1768
01:31:23,760 --> 01:31:25,046
You talking to me?
1769
01:31:27,360 --> 01:31:28,566
You talking to me?
1770
01:31:28,640 --> 01:31:30,768
Shut up and keep driving.
1771
01:31:31,880 --> 01:31:34,281
You know, I hate it when
people don't say, "Please."
1772
01:31:35,400 --> 01:31:36,447
Slow down!
1773
01:31:36,520 --> 01:31:37,521
Aah!
1774
01:31:40,720 --> 01:31:43,644
I got a growth in my head
the size of a summer squash.
1775
01:31:43,760 --> 01:31:45,603
Doctor says I've got
a month to live, so...
1776
01:31:45,720 --> 01:31:46,721
You're shitting me.
1777
01:31:46,800 --> 01:31:48,848
No, I'm not shitting anything!
See, that's the problem!
1778
01:31:48,920 --> 01:31:51,002
It starts with a tumor
and it goes to the colon.
1779
01:31:51,080 --> 01:31:54,289
Hey, I'm driving here!
I'm driving here!
1780
01:31:55,640 --> 01:31:57,802
Let's go out like men,
you and me, huh?
1781
01:31:57,880 --> 01:31:59,086
Let's go out
with a bang!
1782
01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:08,764
You pull over right now!
Drop the gun!
1783
01:32:08,840 --> 01:32:10,171
I said, "Pull over."
Drop the gun.
1784
01:32:10,240 --> 01:32:11,287
Pull the fuck over!
Drop the gun!
1785
01:32:16,160 --> 01:32:17,161
Aah!
1786
01:32:25,440 --> 01:32:27,841
Drop the gun!
Stop the car!
1787
01:32:27,920 --> 01:32:28,921
Drop the gun!
1788
01:32:57,520 --> 01:32:59,010
I knew you'd
see things my way.
1789
01:33:01,280 --> 01:33:02,884
Yeah. 10-4.
1790
01:33:03,560 --> 01:33:04,766
This is Officer Casanov.
1791
01:33:04,880 --> 01:33:07,326
I've got the Party Crasher
in the back of my unit.
1792
01:33:07,400 --> 01:33:10,404
I have him all gift wrapped
for delivery.
1793
01:33:10,480 --> 01:33:13,131
No need to thank me.
It's all part of the job.
1794
01:33:13,200 --> 01:33:14,201
Over and out.
1795
01:33:15,240 --> 01:33:18,403
You want something done right,
god damn it, call an actor.
1796
01:33:20,040 --> 01:33:23,567
No. That was a
riveting performance.
1797
01:33:24,840 --> 01:33:26,126
Yeah. Thanks, Crash.
1798
01:33:26,200 --> 01:33:27,440
Now eat this!
1799
01:33:28,800 --> 01:33:30,848
I hate your movies!
1800
01:33:30,920 --> 01:33:34,129
A little glamor found its way
into the Fourth Precinct today.
1801
01:33:34,200 --> 01:33:36,965
We're here with box-office
champ, Nick Lang,
1802
01:33:37,080 --> 01:33:39,481
star of the new smash,
Smoking Gunn 2.
1803
01:33:39,560 --> 01:33:42,211
Lang spent last night
at NYU hospital
1804
01:33:42,320 --> 01:33:45,403
after a life and death struggle
with the notorious Party Crasher.
1805
01:33:45,520 --> 01:33:47,522
I asked him,
"What was it like being
1806
01:33:47,600 --> 01:33:49,568
"face-to-face with
a real-life bad guy?"
1807
01:33:49,640 --> 01:33:50,971
Well, Tammy,
it wasn't a lot of fun.
1808
01:33:52,240 --> 01:33:53,810
I kept waiting for
somebody to yell, "Cut."
1809
01:33:53,920 --> 01:33:55,490
RE PO RTE
Despite Lang's heroics
1810
01:33:55,600 --> 01:33:57,841
the Party Crasher
is still at large.
1811
01:33:57,920 --> 01:33:59,001
Detectives are working
around the clock.
1812
01:34:00,160 --> 01:34:02,162
Hey, next time bring
your keys, okay, asshole?
1813
01:34:02,240 --> 01:34:03,446
You have a lot of
explaining to do.
1814
01:34:03,520 --> 01:34:04,646
Susan, hL
What is it with you
1815
01:34:04,720 --> 01:34:07,166
and this so-called partner or should
I say box-office champ, Nick Lang?
1816
01:34:07,240 --> 01:34:09,004
No, that, I can explain that.
You lied to me.
1817
01:34:09,080 --> 01:34:10,047
No, I didn't.
He's a liar.
1818
01:34:10,120 --> 01:34:11,121
He lied to me.
1819
01:34:11,240 --> 01:34:12,685
What is this, some kind
of a joke or something?
1820
01:34:12,760 --> 01:34:15,923
No. Sweetheart, it's...
It's not a joke, okay?
1821
01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:17,001
It's, um...
1822
01:34:20,600 --> 01:34:22,807
It's this thing that kinda just
got out of hand, all right.
1823
01:34:22,880 --> 01:34:24,086
Can you sit down? Okay...
1824
01:34:24,160 --> 01:34:25,241
I don't want
to sit down.
1825
01:34:25,320 --> 01:34:26,526
Please, okay?
1826
01:34:27,920 --> 01:34:29,285
I, uh...
1827
01:34:34,040 --> 01:34:35,121
I...
1828
01:34:36,280 --> 01:34:37,805
The way I feel about you,
1829
01:34:38,800 --> 01:34:42,566
IhavenWfeH about a woman
in a long, long time.
1830
01:34:44,440 --> 01:34:46,522
So, you know,
maybe we could, uh...
1831
01:34:48,480 --> 01:34:50,448
You know, start over
or I mean, uh...
1832
01:34:53,000 --> 01:34:54,001
Uh...
1833
01:34:58,320 --> 01:35:00,163
This is hard to say.
1834
01:35:00,240 --> 01:35:01,401
But...
1835
01:35:02,520 --> 01:35:05,410
I've been thinking
a lot about it and
1836
01:35:05,480 --> 01:35:07,642
we can't have
a relationship.
1837
01:35:08,200 --> 01:35:11,090
Sure we can. See, 'cause I can change.
I'll try harder.
1838
01:35:11,160 --> 01:35:13,162
No, it's not that. It's not you.
You're fine.
1839
01:35:15,800 --> 01:35:17,006
It's what you do.
1840
01:35:17,080 --> 01:35:18,081
It's, um...
1841
01:35:20,160 --> 01:35:22,049
It's all the violence.
1842
01:35:22,120 --> 01:35:23,929
I have spent my life trying
to run away from that.
1843
01:35:24,000 --> 01:35:25,445
I cannot put
Bonnie in a position
1844
01:35:25,520 --> 01:35:29,206
where she doesn't know if her father's
gonna come home alive every night or not.
1845
01:35:30,480 --> 01:35:32,369
Uh... Yeah,
I understand. Sure.
1846
01:35:33,520 --> 01:35:36,842
Yeah, cops are too
angry, too violent.
1847
01:35:38,200 --> 01:35:39,690
Too risky to care about
1848
01:35:41,120 --> 01:35:43,361
until you need one,
then...
1849
01:35:44,560 --> 01:35:46,005
Then we're the second
coming, aren't we?
1850
01:35:46,080 --> 01:35:47,764
Yeah, I, uh...
1851
01:35:47,840 --> 01:35:49,649
I understand
that one, all right.
1852
01:36:40,760 --> 01:36:41,966
Susan?
1853
01:36:43,600 --> 01:36:44,647
Sweetheart...
Aw, shit!
1854
01:36:44,720 --> 01:36:45,687
John, I figured it out!
1855
01:36:45,760 --> 01:36:47,250
The Crasher's coming here.
He's coming here to get you.
1856
01:36:47,320 --> 01:36:48,481
Yeah, right, Nick.
Please?
1857
01:36:48,560 --> 01:36:50,005
It's the third act, John,
1858
01:36:50,080 --> 01:36:51,969
it's the third act. The killer
always tries to get revenge
1859
01:36:52,040 --> 01:36:53,166
on the cop
in the third act.
1860
01:36:53,240 --> 01:36:54,366
It makes it more personal.
1861
01:36:54,440 --> 01:36:56,602
What is this, some
kind of story conference?
1862
01:36:56,680 --> 01:36:58,330
This is real life, Nick!
1863
01:36:58,400 --> 01:37:00,846
Where the killer stays as far
away from the cops as possible.
1864
01:37:00,920 --> 01:37:01,967
Now, look.
Pack your shit and get out.
1865
01:37:02,040 --> 01:37:03,451
Don't you get it?
1866
01:37:03,520 --> 01:37:05,010
All right, okay, maybe
he doesn't go after you.
1867
01:37:05,120 --> 01:37:07,168
Maybe he goes after
someone close to you.
1868
01:37:07,240 --> 01:37:10,449
Or maybe he decapitates your
horse or boils your rabbit.
1869
01:37:10,560 --> 01:37:12,210
I don't have a horse.
I don't have a rabbit.
1870
01:37:12,280 --> 01:37:13,281
And I don't have
anyone close to me.
1871
01:37:13,360 --> 01:37:14,361
Susan!
1872
01:37:14,440 --> 01:37:15,441
That's what
he's gonna do.
1873
01:37:15,480 --> 01:37:17,209
He's gonna try to hurt Susan.
Wrong.
1874
01:37:17,280 --> 01:37:18,645
Susan just dumped me.
1875
01:37:18,760 --> 01:37:19,761
Any other bright ideas?
1876
01:37:19,840 --> 01:37:20,966
What do you mean,
"Susan just dumped you"?
1877
01:37:21,040 --> 01:37:23,407
Didn't you just see
her in the elevator?
1878
01:37:23,480 --> 01:37:24,641
No.
1879
01:37:24,760 --> 01:37:27,570
You didn't pass
her in the lobby?
1880
01:37:27,640 --> 01:37:28,641
No.
1881
01:37:37,440 --> 01:37:39,044
Hello?
It's me, John.
1882
01:37:39,120 --> 01:37:41,407
See, I got your girl here.
What I really want is you.
1883
01:37:41,480 --> 01:37:42,481
Where are you?
1884
01:37:42,560 --> 01:37:45,564
Well, I'm at the top of the world
with your buddy, Nick Lang.
1885
01:37:45,640 --> 01:37:47,324
Come on, you scumbag,
where are you?
1886
01:37:47,400 --> 01:37:49,562
You're the detective,
you figure it out.
1887
01:37:49,640 --> 01:37:50,846
Let me speak to Susan.
1888
01:37:50,960 --> 01:37:52,246
Oh, she's an angel, Moss.
1889
01:37:52,320 --> 01:37:53,765
But she doesn't
have wings. Get it?
1890
01:37:55,960 --> 01:37:58,167
Oh, God. Oh, God, no!
1891
01:38:03,720 --> 01:38:07,042
"On top of the world
with your buddy, Nick Lang."
1892
01:38:43,760 --> 01:38:45,125
You don't have to
do this, you know.
1893
01:38:45,200 --> 01:38:46,486
Yeah, I know.
1894
01:39:16,720 --> 01:39:17,960
Aah!
1895
01:39:32,960 --> 01:39:34,246
Aah!
1896
01:39:40,080 --> 01:39:41,809
Oh! Susan, grab my hand!
1897
01:39:41,880 --> 01:39:43,291
Grab it! Aah! Oh!
1898
01:39:44,080 --> 01:39:45,161
No! Aah!
1899
01:39:50,800 --> 01:39:52,768
Susan!Susan!
1900
01:39:54,280 --> 01:39:56,089
Oh, Jesus!
1901
01:39:56,160 --> 01:39:57,491
Oh, God!
1902
01:40:09,800 --> 01:40:11,450
Grab my hand!
Ah! Reach!
1903
01:40:13,080 --> 01:40:14,081
Yes!
1904
01:40:14,960 --> 01:40:16,928
Come on! Come on!
1905
01:40:18,800 --> 01:40:20,609
Oh, God!
1906
01:40:28,800 --> 01:40:30,370
You're not a real hero!
1907
01:40:35,160 --> 01:40:37,162
People need real heroes!
1908
01:40:37,480 --> 01:40:39,960
All right. Wait, wait!
Wait, wait! Hold on!
1909
01:40:40,040 --> 01:40:41,769
Okay, okay.
Don't let go.
1910
01:40:42,480 --> 01:40:44,369
Quit smoking,
you little cockroach!
1911
01:40:44,680 --> 01:40:45,841
Aah!
1912
01:40:52,760 --> 01:40:54,922
Come on! All right.
1913
01:40:58,920 --> 01:40:59,967
Hey! Hey!
1914
01:41:05,720 --> 01:41:06,721
Where's Nick?
1915
01:41:07,360 --> 01:41:08,521
I got him! I got him!
1916
01:41:10,000 --> 01:41:11,843
I'm gonna get
that son of a bitch!
1917
01:41:14,240 --> 01:41:15,241
PARTY CRASHERI Aah!
1918
01:41:15,960 --> 01:41:17,405
Oh! Oh!
1919
01:41:17,520 --> 01:41:19,045
Susan! Susan!
1920
01:41:21,600 --> 01:41:23,011
Hey, yo! Check this out, man.
1921
01:41:24,120 --> 01:41:26,521
John, help!
1922
01:41:26,680 --> 01:41:28,489
Susan, Susan!
1923
01:41:28,560 --> 01:41:30,244
Oh, God. Susan!
1924
01:41:31,080 --> 01:41:32,969
Hang on!
1925
01:41:33,040 --> 01:41:35,611
Oh, God, just hang on!
1926
01:41:38,200 --> 01:41:41,363
Son of a bitch! John!
1927
01:41:41,480 --> 01:41:43,608
Don't let go and
don't look down!
1928
01:41:43,680 --> 01:41:45,045
Okay!
1929
01:41:45,160 --> 01:41:46,207
Oh!
1930
01:41:50,600 --> 01:41:52,204
I think he went
to get your gun.
1931
01:41:52,280 --> 01:41:54,521
I'll take care of him.
You go after her.
1932
01:41:55,240 --> 01:41:56,605
Oh, no!
1933
01:41:56,680 --> 01:41:57,681
John!
1934
01:42:04,120 --> 01:42:05,610
Aah! My shoe!
1935
01:42:05,680 --> 01:42:07,444
Oh, shit!
That was a Ferragamo!
1936
01:42:12,240 --> 01:42:13,241
Aah!
1937
01:42:16,800 --> 01:42:18,609
Aah! Hurry!
1938
01:42:18,680 --> 01:42:20,523
Susan!
1939
01:42:26,520 --> 01:42:27,521
Aah! Damn!
1940
01:42:27,960 --> 01:42:29,564
I'm coming! Aah!
1941
01:42:35,800 --> 01:42:36,801
Aah!
1942
01:42:42,120 --> 01:42:43,849
Aah!
1943
01:42:51,120 --> 01:42:52,610
Susan!
1944
01:42:59,400 --> 01:43:00,731
Hurry!
1945
01:43:01,680 --> 01:43:03,011
Oh!
It's okay.
1946
01:43:03,560 --> 01:43:05,449
All right,
I'm coming down.
1947
01:43:06,280 --> 01:43:08,203
Oh, I hate these
fucking billboards!
1948
01:43:09,800 --> 01:43:11,848
Okay.
You gotta reach, Susan.
1949
01:43:11,920 --> 01:43:13,445
Grab my wrist.
All right!
1950
01:43:13,800 --> 01:43:15,723
Oh, my God! Aah!
1951
01:43:19,280 --> 01:43:20,406
Grab my wrist!
1952
01:43:20,480 --> 01:43:21,641
Oh, my God!
1953
01:43:25,040 --> 01:43:26,201
Hurry!
1954
01:43:30,320 --> 01:43:31,481
Hey, asshole!
1955
01:43:34,520 --> 01:43:36,568
Come on. Okay, got you.
1956
01:43:37,640 --> 01:43:39,005
I Will kill you!
1957
01:43:41,640 --> 01:43:43,802
Go on, kill me! Fuck!
1958
01:43:45,480 --> 01:43:46,481
Oh!
1959
01:43:46,560 --> 01:43:47,800
Son of a bitch!
1960
01:44:03,360 --> 01:44:04,486
Hello!
1961
01:44:08,480 --> 01:44:09,527
Goodbye.
1962
01:44:16,080 --> 01:44:18,048
This isn't the movies,
stupid!
1963
01:44:19,880 --> 01:44:20,881
Aah!
1964
01:44:44,760 --> 01:44:46,603
Nick, oh, God.
1965
01:44:46,680 --> 01:44:49,684
John, it's okay. It's okay.
I'm not... I'm not shot.
1966
01:44:49,760 --> 01:44:51,569
Oh, Jesus.
If I was shot,
1967
01:44:51,640 --> 01:44:53,165
I'd feel something, right?
1968
01:44:53,240 --> 01:44:54,685
That's the way
it works, Nick.
1969
01:44:54,800 --> 01:44:55,847
In five minutes
you're gonna wish
1970
01:44:55,920 --> 01:44:57,445
you didn't feel
anything at all.
1971
01:44:57,520 --> 01:44:59,761
Hold on. Hold on.
You're gonna make it.
1972
01:45:01,000 --> 01:45:03,082
You were right.
You're gonna make it. Hold on.
1973
01:45:03,160 --> 01:45:05,925
I don't feel so
hot all of a sudden.
1974
01:45:06,400 --> 01:45:07,686
Why did you come back here?
1975
01:45:07,760 --> 01:45:09,603
Why did I ever let you up
here in the first place?
1976
01:45:11,080 --> 01:45:12,491
I had to get the part.
1977
01:45:14,400 --> 01:45:15,731
It's a great part.
1978
01:45:16,760 --> 01:45:19,081
You think
I would have got it?
1979
01:45:19,200 --> 01:45:20,531
Yeah, pal.
1980
01:45:21,560 --> 01:45:23,210
I think you would
have nailed it.
1981
01:45:24,440 --> 01:45:26,442
Oh, man.
This is too real!
1982
01:45:26,520 --> 01:45:27,806
Hold on, Nick.
1983
01:45:28,600 --> 01:45:29,726
Come on, man.
Just hold on.
1984
01:45:33,520 --> 01:45:34,760
Oh, man,
where are they?
1985
01:45:34,880 --> 01:45:36,962
You're gonna make it.
Just a little longer.
1986
01:45:45,160 --> 01:45:47,128
Is he gonna be okay?
He's tougher than he looks.
1987
01:45:47,240 --> 01:45:48,730
Thank God.
Easy.
1988
01:45:50,760 --> 01:45:52,285
Are you finally happy, Nick?
1989
01:45:52,920 --> 01:45:54,251
Answer me.
1990
01:45:55,440 --> 01:45:56,726
You got what you wanted.
1991
01:45:56,800 --> 01:45:59,246
This is what you wanted.
Real bad guys.
1992
01:46:00,800 --> 01:46:02,370
Real bullets. Real blood.
1993
01:46:02,440 --> 01:46:05,284
Real bad guys.
Real bullets.
1994
01:46:06,840 --> 01:46:08,126
Real blood.
1995
01:46:08,840 --> 01:46:11,081
You thought we were
playing games, right?
1996
01:46:12,800 --> 01:46:14,404
Well, this
ain't the movies.
1997
01:46:17,160 --> 01:46:19,606
It's about putting your
life on the line every day,
1998
01:46:19,680 --> 01:46:22,365
knowing somewhere there's
a bullet with your name on it.
1999
01:46:24,280 --> 01:46:26,601
Well, you found yours,
you son of a bitch.
2000
01:46:29,960 --> 01:46:32,167
We're not like those
assholes in the movies.
2001
01:46:33,760 --> 01:46:35,444
They get 17 takes
to get it right.
2002
01:46:37,680 --> 01:46:39,125
We get one.
2003
01:46:42,840 --> 01:46:44,763
And it lasts
our whole life.
2004
01:46:45,160 --> 01:46:46,650
That's my line.
That's what I said to him!
2005
01:46:46,720 --> 01:46:47,767
Shh.
2006
01:46:47,840 --> 01:46:49,729
Please, man.
Could you be quiet?
2007
01:46:49,880 --> 01:46:51,120
It was. I said that.
2008
01:46:51,760 --> 01:46:52,841
Shh!
2009
01:47:07,240 --> 01:47:08,810
This whole movie is stuff
that I said to him.
2010
01:47:08,880 --> 01:47:10,245
The little son of
a bitch stole my life!
2011
01:47:10,320 --> 01:47:11,446
Would you shut up, Moss.
2012
01:47:11,560 --> 01:47:14,040
We're trying to
watch the end credits.
2013
01:47:15,080 --> 01:47:16,809
Don't call it a comeback
2014
01:47:16,880 --> 01:47:18,006
I been here for years
2015
01:47:18,080 --> 01:47:20,401
I'm rocking my peers
putting suckers in fear
2016
01:47:20,480 --> 01:47:23,051
Making the tears rain
down like a monsoon
2017
01:47:23,160 --> 01:47:24,889
You know, he's a lot
shorter in real life, okay?
2018
01:47:25,040 --> 01:47:27,691
Boom, explosion! Overpowering
2019
01:47:27,840 --> 01:47:29,729
Over the competition
I'm towering
2020
01:47:29,800 --> 01:47:32,406
Wrecking shop when
I drop these lyrics
2021
01:47:32,520 --> 01:47:34,568
That'll make you call the cops
2022
01:47:34,720 --> 01:47:36,245
Don't you dare stare
2023
01:47:36,320 --> 01:47:37,685
You better move
2024
01:47:37,800 --> 01:47:40,121
Don't ever compare me
to the rest
2025
01:47:40,200 --> 01:47:42,168
That'll all get
sliced and diced
2026
01:47:42,240 --> 01:47:43,924
Competition's paying the price
2027
01:47:44,000 --> 01:47:45,809
I'm gonna knock you out
2028
01:47:46,360 --> 01:47:48,124
Mama said knock you out
2029
01:47:48,560 --> 01:47:50,403
I'm gonna knock you out
2030
01:47:50,920 --> 01:47:52,809
Mama said knock you out
2031
01:47:53,240 --> 01:47:55,049
I'm gonna knock you out
2032
01:47:55,600 --> 01:47:57,443
Mama said knock you out
2033
01:47:57,920 --> 01:47:59,809
I'm gonna knock you out
2034
01:48:00,240 --> 01:48:02,083
Mama said knock you out
2035
01:48:02,640 --> 01:48:05,610
Don't you call
this a regular jam
2036
01:48:05,760 --> 01:48:07,364
I'm gonna rock this land
2037
01:48:07,440 --> 01:48:10,364
I'm gonna take this
itty bitty world by storm
2038
01:48:10,560 --> 01:48:12,005
And I'm just getting warm
2039
01:48:12,160 --> 01:48:13,605
Just like Muhammad Ali
2040
01:48:13,680 --> 01:48:15,523
They called him Cassius
2041
01:48:15,640 --> 01:48:18,211
Watch me bash this
beat like a skull
2042
01:48:18,280 --> 01:48:20,282
That you know I have beef with
2043
01:48:20,360 --> 01:48:23,648
Why do you riff with me,
the maniac psycho
2044
01:48:23,720 --> 01:48:25,449
And when I pull out
my jammy get ready
2045
01:48:25,520 --> 01:48:27,124
'Cause it might go blaw
2046
01:48:27,240 --> 01:48:28,366
How ya like me now
2047
01:48:28,440 --> 01:48:30,727
The river will not allow
2048
01:48:30,800 --> 01:48:32,290
You to get with
2049
01:48:32,360 --> 01:48:34,328
Mr. Swift don't riff
2050
01:48:34,400 --> 01:48:35,970
Listen to my gear shift
2051
01:48:36,040 --> 01:48:38,964
I'm blasting,
outlasting, kinda like Shaft
2052
01:48:39,040 --> 01:48:40,610
So you could say I'm shafting
2053
01:48:40,680 --> 01:48:42,489
Old English filled my mind
2054
01:48:42,560 --> 01:48:44,801
And I came up
with a funky rhyme
2055
01:48:44,880 --> 01:48:47,121
I'm gonna knock you out
2056
01:48:47,240 --> 01:48:49,527
Mama said knock you out
2057
01:48:49,600 --> 01:48:51,887
I'm gonna knock you out
2058
01:48:51,960 --> 01:48:54,247
Mama said knock you out
2059
01:48:54,320 --> 01:48:56,448
I'm gonna knock you out
149392
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
