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[NEW DAY'S DAWNING PLAYING]
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For Syd.
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MAN: Syd.
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Yo, sign Syd's card.
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It's for Syd.
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Hey, Syd!
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Got a little
something for you.
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What's this?
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Just a little something.
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Oh...
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You guys!
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From all of us.
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Is it a Stanley
22 Ounce AntiVibe
Framing Hammer?
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No, it's better than that.
It's actually
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something you
can use in college.
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Come on.
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[GASPS]
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I love it.
Thanks, you guys.
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Just don't spend all
your time on it, okay?
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I know that you have
a scholarship to keep up with,
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but you got to
promise us all that you're
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gonna raise a little
hell every now and then.
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[ALL CHEERING]
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Don't worry, Dad,
I'll smile for my mug shot.
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Hmm.
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I'm gonna miss everybody.
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Stu, careful
with the nail gun.
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Big Ron!
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Hold me, please.
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All right.
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Good hug.
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PAUL: Back to work.
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Okay, you're crushing me.
My collarbone!
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SYDNEY: You know how
people joke about being
raised by wolves?
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Well, I was raised by
construction workers.
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What have you got?
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Peanut butter.
It's so good.
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[MAN WHISTLES]
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Yeah!
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I was only nine
when my mom died.
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Which means my formative years
were left up to my dad.
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Being a plumber did give him
a certain unique perspective.
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Now, these up here,
are your fallipian...
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That's not right,
these are... Fallopian,
these are your...
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Let's just call
them your lady tubes.
All right?
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Every month, you...
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Lay an egg.
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Like a chicken.
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My dad always
did his best.
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Understand?
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But sometimes,
a girl just needs her mom.
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PAUL: Sydney!
Time to get
a move on, sweetheart!
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Wow.
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You know,
if your mom was here,
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she'd know
exactly what to say.
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She'd be so
excited you're going
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to her school,
gonna join her sorority.
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I'm not in yet, Dad.
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Girl, you're gonna fit
into that place like a...
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Overflow tube in
a pressure tank.
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Come on, Dad.
We said no mushy stuff.
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Right. No mushy stuff.
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[BUS ENGINE STARTING]
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Come here.
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I love you, Dad.
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MOM: Dear Sydney,
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I love you so much.
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I'm so sorry I'm not there
to see you off to college.
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But since I can't be,
I've put some of
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my favorite
memories in this box.
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Live every moment, Sydney.
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Grab every opportunity.
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And have fun in
everything you do.
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The friends you
meet in college will be
your friends for life.
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Perhaps you'll fill this box
with your own memories,
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to pass on to
your daughter someday.
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And know that though
I can't be there
with you now,
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I'm always right by your side,
every step of the way.
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[WARNING PLAYING]
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Still the fairest
of them all.
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[FORTRESS PLAYING]
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GIRL: Well, hello there.
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Hi. I didn't even
know anyone was in here.
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Oh, that's okay.
People sometimes don't
see me. I'm Dinky.
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Oh, no, you're not.
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No, silly, that's my name.
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Oh, Dinky?
That's your real name?
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Of course not.
My real name's
Demetria Rosemead.
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Dinky it is.
Hi, I'm Sydney White.
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Sydney White?
The other Kappa legacy?
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Daughter of Paul White
and Deborah Lee, Kappa
pledge class 1980?
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Yeah.
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[GASPS]
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I'm sorry,
I feel bad I didn't order
your background check.
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I'm the other
Kappa legacy!
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Oh, my gosh!
This is just so exciting!
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I should've known
they would've roomed us
together for rush.
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Don't get too comfortable.
We're gonna move
to the Kappa house!
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We're gonna be sisters!
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[SQUEALS]
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Yay. We're jumping now.
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I've just been waiting
to become a Kappa
since I can remember.
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All the women in my family
were Kappas too.
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See, look.
My momma gave me
her when I was five.
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She even has
a little pledge pin.
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She sure does.
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Does she come with
a mini Kappa dream house?
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Oh... Oh, I wish.
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Now, what were
you thinking about
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wearing to
the first rush party?
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Let me...
Let me just show you
what I was thinking.
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Okay.
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Now, those...
Those are my top five.
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Wow.
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I don't even have a top one.
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You know,
I might have a skirt...
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Oh, no.
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...in here somewhere.
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Did you have
a luggage mishap?
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No.
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Well, what about
in that bag?
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Oh. Oh, this bag.
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Oh, wait until you see this!
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My comic-book collection.
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Oh my...
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Pretty cool, huh?
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Yeah, you know what?
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Why don't you just wear
something of mine to
the first rush party?
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Oh, okay. Yeah.
That might be best.
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You know,
this is gonna be fun.
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Never really had a lot
of girlfriends before.
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Not just girlfriends.
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Sisters.
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[BOTH SQUEALING]
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[FANFARE PLAYING]
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[FANFARE STOPS]
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I'd like to
welcome Tyler Prince,
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president of Beta
Omega Rho fraternity.
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Hey, everyone.
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I've asked Tyler to
come today to talk about
a very special project.
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So, the plan is...
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We have a golden opportunity
right on Greek Row.
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GIRL: The Vortex?
Where all those freaks live?
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That's the
golden opportunity?
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No.
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This is.
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[ALL GASP]
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The Witchburn-Prince
Greek Life Centre
will soon break ground.
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Tyler's parents
and my parents have
already donated the funds.
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We just need to deal
with the current tenants.
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I've been assured
by the administration
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that this is a priority
for the university
for this year.
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[ALL APPLAUDING]
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Okay, so text me.
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This is silly. When are
you gonna stop all this
and come back to me?
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You dumped me, remember?
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It was middle school,
what did I know?
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I thought I was gonna
marry a Backstreet Boy.
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You still could.
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I got to go
pick up the keg.
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Yeah, well, I got to go too.
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I wish we had
the same size feet.
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Oh, it's okay.
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I mean, isn't the whole
point of this whole
sisterhood thing
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that they like you
for who you are?
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Um... Sure.
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[SHAKE YOUR HIPS PLAYING]
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BOY: Nice.
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Hello.
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Welcome to SAU.
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Hello.
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Nice.
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Three's company.
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Whoa!
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Oh, hang on.
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Vortex Freak Show,
starring Puppet Boy.
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Oh, this is
an official
dork alert, man.
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We got...
We got Dork Skywalker.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Target acquired.
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Incoming Moose missile!
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Hey, you okay?
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I... I...
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[WHIMPERS]
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You better keep this.
You clearly
need the practice!
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[GROANS]
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BOY: Dude! Come on, Dinks.
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You do realize
you just showed up
the school's tight end?
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I hope
he's second string.
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Tyler Prince.
Beta president.
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Sydney White. No title.
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Sorry. This is Dinky.
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But we're actually
gonna be late to
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our first rush party,
so if you'll excuse us...
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Oh, maybe he could
help us find our way.
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We're going to Kappa.
Mmm-hmm.
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All right, ladies.
Let me be your Greek guide.
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Each house has a reputation.
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There's the Gamma Phi's.
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[GIRLS SQUEALING]
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They're perky.
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Very perky.
Lots of cheerleaders.
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And here's Pi Beta Omega.
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Those girls can out-party
any fraternity on campus.
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So what was the first
house? The one with
the Junior Tiger Guide?
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That would be the Vortex.
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That's a weird
name for a fraternity.
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It's not a fraternity.
It started off as
overflow student housing.
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Now it's just kind of there.
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Here's our stop.
Kappa Phi Nu.
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Well, thank you
for the tour, Tyler.
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Yeah, thank...
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Sydney, you know what?
I'm gonna meet you inside.
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Why?
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[MOUTHING WORDS]
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[DINKY GIGGLING]
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The illegally blondes.
You? Really?
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Yeah. Is it the shoes?
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[LAUGHS]
No. I love the shoes.
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The Kappas are
just a little intense.
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Oh, well, it was
actually my mother's house.
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Ah. Legacy.
Is she all over
you about rushing?
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No. She died nine years ago.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, it's okay.
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Kappas could use
a girl like you.
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I should know.
They're our sister sorority.
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Oh! So we'll be like
brother and sister!
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Not in, you know,
the related, familial way,
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but, you know, more in
the fraternal, sororal...
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Sororital?
Is that a word? Sorry.
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I kind of tend to
overtalk when I'm nervous.
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It's a disease,
one without a cure.
So stop me any time, please.
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You're nervous?
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Oh, no.
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No, it's not you.
Tyler, was it?
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No, it's because
of the whole rush, you know?
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The very term "rush"
is an amper-upper.
It amps up the old nerves.
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I have to go.
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[ALL CHATTERING]
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Okay, ladies.
Listen up.
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The doors are about to open.
Our objective is?
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ALL: Target cute pledges.
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Exactly.
And what do
we want to avoid?
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Fat losers.
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Now, now.
We all remember the code.
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When I ask you to
show a girl to the
"koi pond," ditch her.
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We also have two
legacies coming today,
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Dinky Hodgekiss
and Sydney White.
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When you meet them,
find me immediately.
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Okay, girls.
Are we ready?
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ALL: Here comes a Kappa,
queen of the Row.
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She's hot, she's cool,
she ain't no ho.
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She's got style,
she's got class,
255
00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:44,046
and from behind a kicking...
256
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,440
Kappa! Kappa! Kappa!
257
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:49,356
Kappa! Kappa! Kappa! Kappa!
258
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:53,360
Excuse me, Amy.
Don't you remember?
259
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:56,058
You've been reassigned.
Kitchen duty.
260
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,146
Go on.
261
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:02,151
That's what happens
when you gain
262
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:03,805
27 pounds of breakup
weight over the summer.
263
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:10,681
ALL: Kappa! Kappa!
Kappa! Kappa!
264
00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:13,510
Kappa! Kappa! Kappa!
265
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,382
Hi!
266
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,471
Hi!
267
00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:18,254
Kappa! Kappa! Kappa!
268
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,261
Hey!
269
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:27,524
Everyone wants
to be a Kappa.
270
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:30,136
We've been
dating for two years.
I love him so much!
271
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:32,529
And next week,
he's gonna pin me.
272
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:33,574
Pin you to what?
273
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:42,713
Hi.Hi.
274
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:07,869
GIRL: Hi there.
275
00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:08,739
Oh, hi.
276
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,569
I'm Katy and
this is Christy.
277
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,572
I'm Sydney White.
278
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:18,184
You're one of
our legacies. Rachel's
gonna be so excited!
279
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:24,190
Rachel, we'd like
you to meet someone.
280
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,105
Oh, hi.
281
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:29,586
Girls, why don't
you show this one
the koi pond?
282
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,284
I love koi ponds.
283
00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:32,502
Great. Off you go.
284
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,462
This is Sydney White.
285
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,726
Three words. Leg-a-cy?
286
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,905
Sydney,
so pleased to meet you.
287
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:47,256
I'm so excited.
My mom had
a great experience here.
288
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,866
Katy, have you
offered our guest
289
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:50,607
a drink from
the refreshment table?
290
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:51,478
I'm actually not
that thirsty...
291
00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:53,349
No, no. Katy.
292
00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:54,655
The refreshment table?
293
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:04,621
We have a situation.
That girl is
not Kappa material.
294
00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:07,320
CHRISTY: Really?
I didn't see
anything wrong with her.
295
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:10,323
Christy, you know
you're not as
perceptive as I am.
296
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:13,239
That girl wouldn't know
her Gucci from her Pucci.
297
00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:15,371
Not to mention,
I saw her throwing herself
298
00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:17,504
all over Tyler before
she came in the house.
299
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:19,593
It was embarrassing.
Trust me, we do not
300
00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:21,160
want a Kappa
who behaves that way.
301
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,210
See what I mean?
302
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:30,212
CHRISTY: But we have
to give her a bid.
She's a legacy.
303
00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:34,303
Her mom gets her the bid,
but she has
304
00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:36,175
to survive pledging
all on her own.
305
00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:52,974
GIRL: Oh, my gosh.
I saw him outside,
and he is
306
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:55,368
definitely
the hottest guy
on campus.
307
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,631
Who's the hottest guy
on campus?
308
00:19:57,674 --> 00:20:00,982
Tyler Prince,
the Beta president.
309
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:02,897
Oh, you know,
I know that guy.
He was really nice.
310
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:05,247
He showed me
around Greek Row.
311
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:07,249
Off limits.
He's Rachel's boyfriend.
312
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:09,382
Oh...
313
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:11,558
Yeah, they're off
right now, but they'll be
on again any minute.
314
00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:13,821
It's all part of
Rachel's 20 year plan.
315
00:20:13,864 --> 00:20:15,823
He'll be a top litigator,
she'll be a senator.
316
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:17,564
It's so romantic.
317
00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:19,522
Yeah, it does sound romantic.
318
00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:21,437
Because there is
nothing more romantic
319
00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:23,439
than a 20 year plan.
Am I right, ladies?
320
00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:30,577
So, Sydney,
where does your dad work?
321
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:32,318
Oh, he works mostly
on construction sites.
322
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:33,841
Oh.
323
00:20:33,884 --> 00:20:36,017
My uncle's made
a mint building malls.
324
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,497
So, your dad's
a developer, too?
325
00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:40,456
Yeah. Something like that.
326
00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:47,724
RACHEL: Night, girls.
Get your beauty rest.
327
00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:50,597
Now that you're
Kappa pledges,
it's a requirement.
328
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,774
♪ Lay you down,
dear sweet pledge
329
00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:58,474
♪ Lay your head on the pillow
330
00:20:58,518 --> 00:21:01,738
♪ May you have lovely dreams
331
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:04,393
♪ Just as lovely as you are
332
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:06,613
ALL: Shh.
333
00:21:20,104 --> 00:21:21,671
Has anyone found
the koi pond?
334
00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:27,373
[AIR HORNS BLASTING]
335
00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:28,025
ALL: Oh...
336
00:21:34,031 --> 00:21:37,470
It's 12:01!
Welcome to hell, skanks!
337
00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:39,907
Over the next week,
we'll be conducting
338
00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:42,605
what I like to call
"Pledge Enlightenment."
339
00:21:42,649 --> 00:21:44,651
We're not allowed
to call it "hazing,"
340
00:21:44,694 --> 00:21:46,305
not after what
happened to Suzie.
341
00:21:48,481 --> 00:21:50,744
We're gonna find
out which of you Prada
342
00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:52,528
princesses has what
it takes to be a Kappa,
343
00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:55,531
and which of you don't.
344
00:21:55,575 --> 00:21:58,795
This is your
first pledge task,
the date dash.
345
00:21:58,839 --> 00:22:00,884
You have until 12:15
to find a date
346
00:22:00,928 --> 00:22:03,060
and meet me at
the State Street Diner.
347
00:22:03,104 --> 00:22:05,367
No changing clothes,
no makeup,
348
00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:06,847
no brushing your hair
or teeth!
349
00:22:09,719 --> 00:22:10,807
You have 15 minutes!
Let's go!
350
00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:12,113
KAPPAS: Go!
351
00:22:12,156 --> 00:22:13,810
Go! Go!
352
00:22:13,854 --> 00:22:16,465
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
353
00:22:19,076 --> 00:22:20,382
GIRL: Come on!
354
00:22:20,948 --> 00:22:22,036
[ALL CHATTERING]
355
00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:25,953
Dinky! Dinky!
What do we do?
356
00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,128
Oh, you just grab a guy.
357
00:22:29,043 --> 00:22:31,437
Excuse me, sugar.
Can I borrow you
for a date dash?
358
00:22:33,482 --> 00:22:34,570
Hurry up, girl.
Come on. Okay.
359
00:22:34,614 --> 00:22:35,571
Come on!
360
00:22:41,447 --> 00:22:42,361
[BOY SNEEZING]
361
00:22:43,449 --> 00:22:45,102
Hello? Hello?
362
00:22:45,146 --> 00:22:47,061
BOY: Oh, sorry.
363
00:22:47,104 --> 00:22:49,672
I'm sorry.
364
00:22:49,716 --> 00:22:52,719
Hi. I'm sorry I startled you.
Can you... Can you help me?
365
00:22:53,502 --> 00:22:54,590
Okay.
366
00:22:57,724 --> 00:22:59,682
Thanks. Sure.
367
00:22:59,726 --> 00:23:01,510
Oh, sorry.
Sorry, thanks.
368
00:23:01,554 --> 00:23:03,164
What are you doing
in a bush?
369
00:23:03,207 --> 00:23:05,601
I don't know what happened.
I was walking home
370
00:23:05,645 --> 00:23:08,169
and this crazed
pack of girls came
running toward me.
371
00:23:08,212 --> 00:23:09,562
So I dove for cover.
372
00:23:11,912 --> 00:23:14,480
Yeah, vision not impaired.
Sense of balance restored.
373
00:23:14,523 --> 00:23:16,482
Feeling in fingers
and toes. No visible...
374
00:23:16,525 --> 00:23:17,918
Wait! You're a guy, right?
375
00:23:19,789 --> 00:23:20,660
Yeah.
376
00:23:22,139 --> 00:23:24,011
What are you doing right now?
377
00:23:24,054 --> 00:23:25,882
I'm waiting for
an antihistamine
to take effect.
378
00:23:25,926 --> 00:23:27,623
I need you to be my date.
379
00:23:29,103 --> 00:23:30,496
Your date?
380
00:23:30,539 --> 00:23:32,715
Yeah. Let's go.
381
00:23:32,759 --> 00:23:34,500
Oh, you might
wanna watch out.
382
00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:36,197
When I get this excited,
I tend to throw up.
383
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:37,198
It's okay, just keep moving,
and tell me when to duck.
384
00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:38,112
Okay.
385
00:23:50,254 --> 00:23:51,734
SYDNEY: Let's go!
386
00:23:51,778 --> 00:23:52,779
Oh, no. I... I...
387
00:24:02,963 --> 00:24:04,530
What's good?
388
00:24:04,573 --> 00:24:05,444
Wonderful.
You just made it.
389
00:24:07,968 --> 00:24:09,099
SYDNEY: How's the BLT?
390
00:24:12,581 --> 00:24:13,190
Mmm.
391
00:24:23,853 --> 00:24:26,552
Oh, my God.
Look at her
with that pie.
392
00:24:26,595 --> 00:24:27,988
It's a so-rority,
not a ho-rority.
393
00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:32,471
So, tell me
about the Vortex.
394
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,255
What's it like?
395
00:24:37,954 --> 00:24:41,088
I guess you'd call it
a haven, for people
396
00:24:41,131 --> 00:24:43,264
who don't have
anywhere else to go.
397
00:24:43,307 --> 00:24:45,048
Some of us didn't get along
with our roommates,
398
00:24:45,092 --> 00:24:47,181
some of us made
others feel uncomfortable.
399
00:24:48,835 --> 00:24:51,054
Some of us wet the bed.
400
00:24:51,098 --> 00:24:52,752
Some of us wet the hallway.
401
00:24:56,233 --> 00:24:57,974
All of us are outsiders.
402
00:24:59,585 --> 00:25:01,021
Yeah, I know
what that's like.
403
00:25:02,196 --> 00:25:04,546
Are you serious?
You're a Kappa pledge.
404
00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:07,593
By definition,
very much an insider.
405
00:25:07,636 --> 00:25:10,160
Would all the Kappa
pledges join me over
here for a moment?
406
00:25:11,684 --> 00:25:12,859
Guess I'll be right back. Yes.
407
00:25:15,644 --> 00:25:18,604
Okay, girls.
It's time for your
next pledge task.
408
00:25:18,647 --> 00:25:21,563
The date dash ditch.
409
00:25:21,607 --> 00:25:23,652
This year's
unsuitable date
belongs to...
410
00:25:25,915 --> 00:25:27,743
Sydney.
411
00:25:27,787 --> 00:25:29,963
Sorry, you're gonna
have to ditch him.
412
00:25:30,006 --> 00:25:32,835
[SNEEZES]
413
00:25:32,879 --> 00:25:36,317
But my guy's really nice.
And I dragged him
all the way down here.
414
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:37,753
And he has
a sinus infection
415
00:25:37,797 --> 00:25:39,276
and his athlete's foot
is flaring up.
416
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,061
And he has glaucoma,
he thinks.
417
00:25:42,149 --> 00:25:43,890
I cannot just ditch him.
418
00:25:43,933 --> 00:25:45,152
I don't make
the rules, Sydney.
419
00:25:45,195 --> 00:25:47,154
If being a Kappa
is important to you,
420
00:25:47,197 --> 00:25:48,677
then this is
the price you pay.
421
00:25:59,688 --> 00:26:01,255
Hey, date.
422
00:26:01,298 --> 00:26:02,778
Hey.
423
00:26:02,822 --> 00:26:04,693
I ordered you
another cup of coffee.
424
00:26:07,827 --> 00:26:10,046
I need you
to meet me in
the girl's bathroom.
425
00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:11,657
Another pledge ritual. Oh.
426
00:26:14,094 --> 00:26:14,921
Oh...
427
00:26:15,965 --> 00:26:17,924
Oh. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
428
00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:21,623
Okay.
429
00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:22,232
I'll meet you there.
430
00:26:27,716 --> 00:26:28,282
[DOOR OPENS]
431
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,375
Sydney?
432
00:26:34,418 --> 00:26:35,681
[BOTH SCREAMING]
433
00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:38,118
Pervert!
434
00:26:48,258 --> 00:26:50,260
Looks like you get
stuck with the check.
435
00:27:02,229 --> 00:27:03,970
CARLTON: We live in
a country that's considered
436
00:27:04,013 --> 00:27:07,277
to be the ultimate
model of government.
437
00:27:07,321 --> 00:27:10,890
By the people,
for the people,
and of the people.
438
00:27:12,369 --> 00:27:14,110
But most Americans
would be surprised to
439
00:27:14,154 --> 00:27:17,679
find how afraid
the Founding Fathers were
440
00:27:17,723 --> 00:27:20,421
of what a direct democracy
could do to the country.
441
00:27:21,814 --> 00:27:24,860
Can anyone tell me why?
442
00:27:25,339 --> 00:27:26,166
[SNORING]
443
00:27:30,039 --> 00:27:32,259
The young man
snoring there, perhaps?
444
00:27:36,176 --> 00:27:38,134
[DOG PUPPET CLEARING THROAT]
445
00:27:38,178 --> 00:27:40,441
The Founding Fathers
were afraid that
direct democracy
446
00:27:40,484 --> 00:27:42,312
would do to America
what it did to Rome.
447
00:27:43,749 --> 00:27:46,229
Alexander Hamilton
even advocated a monarchy.
448
00:27:46,273 --> 00:27:47,361
[SNORES]
449
00:27:47,404 --> 00:27:50,016
Exactly.
450
00:27:50,059 --> 00:27:53,715
We are trained to
think the more power
the people have, the better.
451
00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:55,717
Can any of you
tell me some reasons
452
00:27:55,761 --> 00:27:56,936
why this isn't
necessarily true?
453
00:28:00,330 --> 00:28:02,942
Terrence. Still here
after eight years.
454
00:28:05,379 --> 00:28:08,774
What do you say we give
someone else a chance
to respond this time?
455
00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:13,039
Ms. Witchburn?
456
00:28:13,082 --> 00:28:15,998
Most Americans
don't educate themselves
about the issues.
457
00:28:16,042 --> 00:28:18,348
There are some
valid arguments for
458
00:28:18,392 --> 00:28:21,047
keeping things
a little bit more elite.
459
00:28:21,090 --> 00:28:23,440
You could even argue
a case for certain
types of oligarchy.
460
00:28:26,226 --> 00:28:28,750
Interesting.
461
00:28:28,794 --> 00:28:32,493
Let's hear from
someone else.
How about you?
462
00:28:32,536 --> 00:28:33,799
Ms...?
463
00:28:33,842 --> 00:28:35,017
White.
464
00:28:35,061 --> 00:28:36,105
Ms. White.
465
00:28:37,890 --> 00:28:38,934
Any thoughts?
466
00:28:39,543 --> 00:28:40,719
Um...
467
00:28:42,068 --> 00:28:43,722
I guess I think that's...
468
00:28:47,116 --> 00:28:49,771
Underestimating
the masses a bit.
469
00:28:49,815 --> 00:28:51,860
Not to mention
overestimating the elites.
470
00:28:54,428 --> 00:28:57,083
Apartheid was an oligarchy,
and no one wants that again.
471
00:28:58,954 --> 00:28:59,955
Excellent.
472
00:29:14,578 --> 00:29:16,537
Alicia, what year was
Kappa Phi Nu founded?
473
00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:18,278
1902. Very good.
474
00:29:27,287 --> 00:29:28,157
Mmm.
475
00:29:29,942 --> 00:29:30,856
Want some breakfast?
476
00:29:30,899 --> 00:29:31,813
Yeah.
477
00:29:34,033 --> 00:29:35,121
Help yourself.
478
00:29:36,470 --> 00:29:37,863
Breakfast is good.
479
00:29:42,041 --> 00:29:44,130
It's called moisturizer.
Try some.
480
00:29:44,173 --> 00:29:45,174
Next.
481
00:29:45,609 --> 00:29:47,133
Ugh!
482
00:29:47,176 --> 00:29:49,265
Your pores are enormous.
483
00:29:49,309 --> 00:29:52,138
They have this
new thing called
whitening toothpaste. Next.
484
00:29:52,181 --> 00:29:54,314
Dinky. Kappa founder
Kitty Cooper's hometown?
485
00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:01,974
Little Rock.
486
00:30:05,629 --> 00:30:07,893
Lose the big hair.
This isn't Dallas.
487
00:30:07,936 --> 00:30:08,807
Bye.
488
00:30:11,070 --> 00:30:14,900
Eyebrows, meet tweezers.
Tweezers, meet
your worst nightmare.
489
00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:20,296
I know. RACHEL: Next.
490
00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:21,471
Next. Next.
491
00:30:24,170 --> 00:30:26,476
Okay,
future sisters.
492
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,870
Get your lazy asses up.
You're gonna
clean the bathrooms.
493
00:30:28,914 --> 00:30:29,523
[ALL GROANING]
494
00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:33,135
At the Beta
fraternity house.
495
00:30:33,179 --> 00:30:35,137
[GROANING LOUDER]
496
00:30:35,181 --> 00:30:36,922
Sydney,
the Kappa Phi Nu colors?
497
00:30:36,965 --> 00:30:38,314
Green and white.
498
00:30:38,358 --> 00:30:40,621
Wrong. Emerald and pearl.
499
00:30:40,664 --> 00:30:41,883
Sorry. I'm still
learning how to speak priss.
500
00:30:41,927 --> 00:30:42,536
[ALL GASP]
501
00:30:57,681 --> 00:30:58,595
[SCREAMING]
502
00:31:17,092 --> 00:31:20,182
You know what?
Don't change a thing.
503
00:31:20,226 --> 00:31:22,576
You just keep walking around
looking just like that.
504
00:31:36,590 --> 00:31:38,070
You again.Oh.
505
00:31:38,113 --> 00:31:39,985
Morning.Hi.
506
00:31:40,028 --> 00:31:41,682
Sorry you had to do that.
Looks like
507
00:31:41,725 --> 00:31:43,249
some of the girls are
a little traumatized.
508
00:31:43,292 --> 00:31:46,165
Yeah. It's okay.
I spend a lot of
time in bathrooms.
509
00:31:50,299 --> 00:31:53,128
No, no.
I don't mean like that,
I just mean that...
510
00:31:53,172 --> 00:31:56,044
I don't go to
the bathroom a lot, I...
511
00:31:56,088 --> 00:31:58,264
You know, sometimes I do.
Kind of depends
on what I eat.
512
00:32:01,180 --> 00:32:03,399
Just to be clear,
I spend a normal
513
00:32:03,443 --> 00:32:05,662
amount of time
in the bathroom.
514
00:32:05,706 --> 00:32:06,968
Sydney. It's time to
get back to the house.
515
00:32:07,012 --> 00:32:08,274
Okay.
516
00:32:09,405 --> 00:32:11,668
Don't ask.
We had to take her.
517
00:32:11,712 --> 00:32:14,062
I think she's cool.
And cute.
518
00:32:16,064 --> 00:32:18,632
SPANKY: Just admit
they're cooler.
519
00:32:18,675 --> 00:32:20,590
You don't know
what the hell
you're talking about.
520
00:32:20,634 --> 00:32:24,551
There is no way
that a pirate is
cooler than a ninja.
521
00:32:24,594 --> 00:32:28,163
Ninjas live like monks.
Pirates get booty.
End of discussion.
522
00:32:31,601 --> 00:32:33,386
Hi. I need to return these
and I have
523
00:32:33,429 --> 00:32:35,605
a couple of poli sci books
on reserve.
524
00:32:35,649 --> 00:32:40,001
I'm impressed.
I don't get a lot of
pledges in here studying.
525
00:32:40,045 --> 00:32:43,091
Well, they probably
don't have scholarships
to maintain.
526
00:32:43,135 --> 00:32:45,441
GURKIN: You and
your drunken,
whoring pirates
527
00:32:45,485 --> 00:32:48,183
represent the lowest
common denominator
in society!
528
00:32:48,227 --> 00:32:49,706
All right.
529
00:32:49,750 --> 00:32:52,448
I think we can all
agree that a pirate-ninja
530
00:32:52,492 --> 00:32:54,189
would be
the coolest thing ever.
531
00:32:55,321 --> 00:32:56,235
SYDNEY: Hi.
532
00:32:57,366 --> 00:32:58,454
Oh, hi.
533
00:32:59,629 --> 00:33:02,154
Hello.
534
00:33:02,197 --> 00:33:06,288
I wanted to apologize
for what I did to you
in the bathroom.
535
00:33:06,332 --> 00:33:10,336
What did she do to
you in the bathroom?
What did she do?
536
00:33:10,379 --> 00:33:15,471
It was a stupid pledge prank
and I'm really, really sorry.
537
00:33:15,515 --> 00:33:18,126
Hey, it wasn't exactly
surprising behavior
for a Kappa.
538
00:33:20,781 --> 00:33:24,089
Come on, let's go.
Excuse me.
539
00:33:29,355 --> 00:33:31,487
If it makes you
feel any better,
they threw bologna at us
540
00:33:31,531 --> 00:33:33,620
while we sang
Celine Dion songs!
541
00:33:33,663 --> 00:33:34,708
[ALL LAUGHING]
542
00:33:40,409 --> 00:33:43,369
Girls,
it's been a long journey,
but you're almost done.
543
00:33:44,805 --> 00:33:47,112
Tomorrow night is
our Presents Dance
544
00:33:47,155 --> 00:33:49,505
where you will be introduced
as official Kappa sisters.
545
00:33:54,684 --> 00:33:56,599
It's tradition for
the current sisters
546
00:33:56,643 --> 00:33:59,515
to pass down their Presents
gowns to the new pledges.
547
00:33:59,559 --> 00:34:01,169
After all,
we're all size two.
548
00:34:02,823 --> 00:34:04,781
Except you, Amy.
549
00:34:04,825 --> 00:34:08,176
As president,
I will draw the first name.
550
00:34:08,220 --> 00:34:10,439
This lucky girl is getting
one of Milan's finest.
551
00:34:16,402 --> 00:34:17,577
Sydney White.
552
00:34:18,665 --> 00:34:19,579
[ALL CHEERING]
553
00:34:27,587 --> 00:34:28,675
Come, Sydney.
554
00:34:38,163 --> 00:34:40,165
Hey, Christy,
why don't you
check your standing?
555
00:34:40,208 --> 00:34:42,167
I'm sure you've
cracked the top 20
by now.
556
00:34:42,906 --> 00:34:44,865
What's that?
557
00:34:44,908 --> 00:34:48,173
Just the school's
"Hot or Not"
ranking on MySpace.
558
00:34:48,216 --> 00:34:49,565
It's just some dumb list.
559
00:34:49,609 --> 00:34:52,873
That does sound dumb.
560
00:34:52,916 --> 00:34:58,139
Really dumb. I bet lame
people just log on all day
and vote for themselves.
561
00:34:58,183 --> 00:35:00,576
No, we don't.
We're only allowed
to vote once a day.
562
00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:01,795
Right, Rachel?
563
00:35:03,362 --> 00:35:05,451
Hey, Rach,
you're still number one.
564
00:35:05,494 --> 00:35:08,758
Am I? How cute.
565
00:35:08,802 --> 00:35:11,326
It's been that
way for forever.
You know how people are.
566
00:35:11,370 --> 00:35:13,415
They just stick
with the status quo.
567
00:35:13,459 --> 00:35:15,852
That's why new people
never make it on.
568
00:35:15,896 --> 00:35:18,290
Oh, my God.
Sydney's on it,
number 213.
569
00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:19,552
I am?
570
00:35:19,595 --> 00:35:21,858
Let me see that.
571
00:35:21,902 --> 00:35:25,166
But I thought you said
new people never make it
on the list.
572
00:35:25,210 --> 00:35:27,647
Well, like you said,
it's just some dumb list.
573
00:35:29,344 --> 00:35:33,348
But aren't we just so lucky
to have you as a pledge?
574
00:35:33,392 --> 00:35:37,222
And I think
you're gonna look
just gorgeous in...
575
00:35:42,270 --> 00:35:45,273
Perfect. Totally you.
Practically
screams number 213.
576
00:35:46,274 --> 00:35:47,362
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
577
00:35:49,843 --> 00:35:51,236
Hey, Tyler.
578
00:35:52,237 --> 00:35:53,412
Oh, you're so bad!
579
00:35:55,283 --> 00:35:56,545
I have to take this.
580
00:36:17,914 --> 00:36:19,568
RACHEL: Jenny Robinson.
581
00:36:21,701 --> 00:36:23,529
Dinky Hodgekiss.
582
00:36:25,966 --> 00:36:27,576
Alicia Fairchild.
583
00:36:29,839 --> 00:36:31,972
Bunchie Hathaway.
584
00:36:34,714 --> 00:36:36,716
And finally, Sydney White.
585
00:36:43,810 --> 00:36:46,595
I present to you this fall's
Kappa Phi Nu pledge class.
586
00:36:53,733 --> 00:36:56,692
You look incredible.
587
00:36:56,736 --> 00:36:57,737
Thank you.
588
00:36:58,607 --> 00:36:59,739
Dance?
589
00:37:01,958 --> 00:37:03,308
[WHEN I SEE YOU SMILE PLAYING]
590
00:37:09,488 --> 00:37:11,968
Who are you, Sydney White?
591
00:37:12,012 --> 00:37:14,536
You throw a football
like Matt Leinart,
592
00:37:14,580 --> 00:37:16,712
fearlessly conquer
fraternity bathrooms,
593
00:37:16,756 --> 00:37:18,410
and clean up nice to boot.
594
00:37:20,629 --> 00:37:22,936
Well, I'm more of
a Peyton Manning.
Leinart's a lefty.
595
00:37:23,893 --> 00:37:25,634
Marry me.
596
00:37:28,028 --> 00:37:31,336
So, they go all out
for these shindigs, huh?
597
00:37:31,379 --> 00:37:33,599
It's a weird word,
"shindig."
598
00:37:33,642 --> 00:37:36,602
You eat?
Because there are some
hors d'oeuvres over there.
599
00:37:36,645 --> 00:37:39,779
You know, I tried to
eat a plastic flower once.
Kind of hurt.
600
00:37:41,781 --> 00:37:43,391
I'm rambling again,
aren't I?
601
00:37:44,914 --> 00:37:46,916
I'm starting to think
I make you nervous.
602
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:47,917
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
603
00:37:47,961 --> 00:37:49,354
No.
604
00:37:57,013 --> 00:37:59,364
Congratulations.
You are now a Kappa sister.
605
00:38:05,805 --> 00:38:08,373
Congratulations.
You are now a Kappa sister.
606
00:38:08,416 --> 00:38:10,418
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
607
00:38:10,462 --> 00:38:13,595
Congratulations.
You are now a Kappa sister.
608
00:38:13,639 --> 00:38:15,945
Congratulations.
You are now a Kappa sister.
609
00:38:15,989 --> 00:38:18,774
Congratulations.
You are now a Kappa sister.
610
00:38:18,818 --> 00:38:21,342
You are now a Kappa sister.
You are now a Kappa sister.
611
00:38:21,386 --> 00:38:22,996
Kappa sister...
Sister... Sister...
612
00:38:24,780 --> 00:38:26,826
Congratulations.
You are now a Kappa sister.
613
00:38:37,053 --> 00:38:40,492
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm afraid we have
a bit of a situation.
614
00:38:40,535 --> 00:38:42,972
Every so often,
it is the
unfortunate duty
615
00:38:43,016 --> 00:38:45,627
of president to act
as judge and jury.
616
00:38:45,671 --> 00:38:48,543
Sydney White has
exhibited inappropriate
Kappa behavior.
617
00:38:48,587 --> 00:38:49,675
[AUDIENCE MURMURING]
618
00:38:51,851 --> 00:38:53,374
Is this a pledge prank?
619
00:38:53,418 --> 00:38:55,550
It certainly is not.
620
00:38:55,594 --> 00:38:58,423
You are guilty of
the following infractions.
621
00:38:58,466 --> 00:39:00,512
You brought
an unsuitable date
to the date dash,
622
00:39:00,555 --> 00:39:02,122
cheated during
a pledge quiz,
623
00:39:04,429 --> 00:39:07,388
revealed
a secret pledge ritual
to the entire library,
624
00:39:07,432 --> 00:39:09,434
and, finally,
lied about your background.
625
00:39:11,610 --> 00:39:15,135
We all know your dad
is actually a plumber.
626
00:39:15,178 --> 00:39:17,572
As Kappa president,
according to
627
00:39:17,616 --> 00:39:19,574
statute 25A of
the sorority charter,
628
00:39:19,618 --> 00:39:22,360
I hereby dismiss Sydney White
from the Kappa pledge class.
629
00:39:28,975 --> 00:39:31,717
I don't know what
your mother got away with
when she was here,
630
00:39:32,848 --> 00:39:34,589
but you will never
be a Kappa.
631
00:39:43,642 --> 00:39:46,514
You know what?
Thank you.
632
00:39:46,558 --> 00:39:48,473
Because if this is
what sisterhood's
633
00:39:48,516 --> 00:39:50,692
all about,
then I don't want
any part of it.
634
00:39:50,736 --> 00:39:52,085
I want that dress back.
635
00:39:53,478 --> 00:39:54,870
Take it!
636
00:39:54,914 --> 00:39:56,176
[ALL GASP]
637
00:40:06,578 --> 00:40:07,535
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
638
00:40:39,654 --> 00:40:42,570
I will see your
Cobra Commander,
639
00:40:42,614 --> 00:40:45,878
and I will raise
you a mint, unopened,
640
00:40:45,921 --> 00:40:49,577
power of the Force,
Return of the Jedi,
Luke Skywalker in...
641
00:40:51,579 --> 00:40:52,711
Battle poncho.
642
00:40:57,237 --> 00:40:58,630
Wow.
643
00:41:01,981 --> 00:41:03,112
We fold.
644
00:41:06,594 --> 00:41:09,728
Which is better? Three A's
or two of the cards with
the ladies on them?
645
00:41:11,643 --> 00:41:13,688
You dope.What?
646
00:41:13,732 --> 00:41:16,604
If you have both,
it's a full house.
647
00:41:16,648 --> 00:41:18,519
How is it you
always win at cards,
648
00:41:18,563 --> 00:41:21,696
but you can't make it
from Junior Tiger Guide
to Tiger Guide?
649
00:41:21,740 --> 00:41:23,568
It's one badge, okay?
It's one badge.
650
00:41:25,221 --> 00:41:26,266
Knots are hard.
651
00:41:28,181 --> 00:41:30,662
Does anyone know
another word for
"douchebaggery"?
652
00:41:30,705 --> 00:41:32,838
I don't want to
repeat it a third time.
653
00:41:32,881 --> 00:41:34,970
Gurkin, no one reads
your whiny blog anyway.
654
00:41:36,145 --> 00:41:38,147
Peoplespunisher.com
is not about
655
00:41:38,191 --> 00:41:39,627
being read.
It's about being written.
656
00:41:44,023 --> 00:41:45,241
[ELECTRIC CRACKLING]
657
00:41:52,205 --> 00:41:53,728
Good morning, Embele.
658
00:41:55,164 --> 00:41:56,122
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
659
00:42:00,779 --> 00:42:02,258
Where do you think he goes?
660
00:42:03,999 --> 00:42:04,783
[RAIN FALLING]
661
00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:10,310
Outside, a lady waits.
She wears jean pants
and looks very sad.
662
00:42:11,659 --> 00:42:14,619
There's a girl outside? Yes!
663
00:42:14,662 --> 00:42:17,012
Am I looking good? Yes.
664
00:42:21,364 --> 00:42:22,757
[GASPS]
665
00:42:22,801 --> 00:42:24,193
It's the bathroom babe!
666
00:42:25,891 --> 00:42:29,068
I'm going to go
work the Spanky magic.
667
00:42:41,689 --> 00:42:42,298
[SOBBING]
668
00:42:49,088 --> 00:42:50,045
Ahem!
669
00:42:55,050 --> 00:42:57,662
Sorry. You probably
don't want me
sitting out here.
670
00:42:57,705 --> 00:43:00,055
And I understand,
especially you.
671
00:43:00,099 --> 00:43:02,362
And you were right about
the whole Kappa thing.
672
00:43:03,406 --> 00:43:04,582
I'll go.
673
00:43:09,282 --> 00:43:11,284
Did they really make
you sing Celine Dion?
674
00:43:12,111 --> 00:43:13,068
Yeah.
675
00:43:15,114 --> 00:43:16,724
Do you need a place to stay?
676
00:43:28,736 --> 00:43:30,695
LENNY: Guys, this is Sydney.
677
00:43:31,826 --> 00:43:33,306
She needs a place to stay.
678
00:43:33,349 --> 00:43:35,308
She gave up her dorm room
to pledge Kappa.
679
00:43:37,092 --> 00:43:38,703
Sydney,
these are the guys.
680
00:43:38,746 --> 00:43:39,704
Gurkin.
681
00:43:42,315 --> 00:43:43,272
Terrence.
682
00:43:45,144 --> 00:43:46,275
George.
683
00:43:48,321 --> 00:43:49,278
Jeremy.
684
00:43:50,715 --> 00:43:52,325
Don't forget me.
685
00:43:52,368 --> 00:43:55,067
Oh, of course.
Skoozer.
686
00:43:55,110 --> 00:43:58,374
[WHISPERS] Jeremy's shy.
He had several
therapists as a kid.
687
00:43:58,418 --> 00:44:01,290
One of them
recommended a puppet.
He never stopped using it.
688
00:44:01,334 --> 00:44:02,117
You'll get used to Skoozer.
689
00:44:03,162 --> 00:44:04,946
Yeah, it's okay.
690
00:44:04,990 --> 00:44:06,295
As long as he doesn't try to
hump my bunny slippers.
691
00:44:06,339 --> 00:44:07,862
No promises.
692
00:44:07,906 --> 00:44:09,429
[SKOOZER BARKS]
693
00:44:09,472 --> 00:44:10,430
[SMALL EXPLOSION]
694
00:44:18,481 --> 00:44:22,224
That's Embelackpo
Akimbatunde. We just
call him Embele.
695
00:44:22,268 --> 00:44:25,445
He's from Nigeria
and hasn't adjusted
to the time change.
696
00:44:25,488 --> 00:44:28,317
His days and nights
are actually reversed.
697
00:44:28,361 --> 00:44:30,189
Jet lag, huh?
When did he get here?
698
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:32,365
Three years ago.
699
00:44:34,193 --> 00:44:36,325
Thank you.
700
00:44:36,369 --> 00:44:39,415
Of course! I have to
invert the ratio.
701
00:44:42,767 --> 00:44:43,898
Come on, Bilbo.
702
00:44:46,466 --> 00:44:47,293
And what exactly
is he doing?
703
00:44:48,381 --> 00:44:49,730
We have no idea.
704
00:44:49,774 --> 00:44:50,470
Okay.
705
00:44:51,863 --> 00:44:53,168
Welcome to the Vortex.
706
00:44:53,212 --> 00:44:54,169
[SMALL EXPLOSION]
707
00:44:54,213 --> 00:44:55,040
[POWER SURGE]
708
00:45:22,328 --> 00:45:23,808
LENNY: Sydney?
709
00:45:23,851 --> 00:45:24,896
Oh, hi. Come in.
710
00:45:24,939 --> 00:45:25,810
Hi.
711
00:45:27,812 --> 00:45:30,075
I'm sorry. I know it
can be a little spooky
712
00:45:30,118 --> 00:45:33,948
up here at night,
so I brought you this.
713
00:45:33,992 --> 00:45:37,125
That night light
has gotten me through
some pretty tough times.
714
00:45:40,128 --> 00:45:41,477
Thanks,
that's really sweet.
715
00:45:43,871 --> 00:45:46,047
Hey, is that Dark
Fury number four?
716
00:45:46,091 --> 00:45:47,962
Yeah. The one with the...
717
00:45:48,006 --> 00:45:49,094
BOTH: First appearance
of The Emerald Mask.
718
00:45:52,140 --> 00:45:55,840
You know,
you may be more Vortex
than Kappa after all.
719
00:45:55,883 --> 00:45:58,886
So, are you all set?
Do you need anything?
720
00:45:58,930 --> 00:46:03,064
A hypoallergenic pillow?
Humidifier?
Dehumidifier? Ioniser?
721
00:46:03,108 --> 00:46:05,327
Nope. I think
I'm all good on
the medical-supply front.
722
00:46:05,371 --> 00:46:07,112
Are you sure?
There's a lot of dust.
723
00:46:09,027 --> 00:46:11,856
I've actually got
loads of allergy medicine.
724
00:46:11,899 --> 00:46:13,858
You? Allergies?
I never would've guessed.
725
00:46:13,901 --> 00:46:16,948
Yeah, I know, just the usual,
dairy, wheat, peanuts.
726
00:46:16,991 --> 00:46:18,514
Bee stings, cats.Wow, that's a lot of...
727
00:46:18,558 --> 00:46:20,125
Shellfish, pollen, wood.
728
00:46:23,911 --> 00:46:27,915
A few others.
But it's getting late.
You're probably tired.
729
00:46:27,959 --> 00:46:30,135
Well, yeah.
Public humiliation
can be pretty tiring.
730
00:46:31,136 --> 00:46:32,311
Yeah, I know.
731
00:46:34,139 --> 00:46:36,445
Oh, I don't know if you
need any sort of special...
732
00:46:38,317 --> 00:46:40,145
Lady products.
733
00:46:40,188 --> 00:46:41,886
No, no. I'm good.
Thanks, though.
734
00:46:43,931 --> 00:46:45,454
Thanks for
everything, Lenny.
735
00:46:46,064 --> 00:46:48,109
Hey.
736
00:46:48,153 --> 00:46:52,374
I don't know if you need me
to do anything...
737
00:46:52,418 --> 00:46:53,593
Spanky, go.
738
00:46:53,636 --> 00:46:56,552
[GROANS]
739
00:46:56,596 --> 00:46:59,599
Sorry about that.
Let me know
if he bothers you.
740
00:46:59,642 --> 00:47:03,603
Spanky's kind of...
Well, he really likes girls
but he doesn't know many.
741
00:47:05,170 --> 00:47:07,607
But he keeps himself happy.
742
00:47:07,650 --> 00:47:10,610
You may find this
hard to believe,
743
00:47:10,653 --> 00:47:13,482
but most of the guys here
don't have a lot of
experience with girls.
744
00:47:14,962 --> 00:47:16,181
[ALSO SPRACH
ZARATHUSTRA PLAYING]
745
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:25,625
Dudes. That thing
has touched boobs.
746
00:47:28,541 --> 00:47:30,891
Of course.
747
00:47:30,935 --> 00:47:32,937
The sturdy,
breathable fabric is
748
00:47:32,980 --> 00:47:35,200
designed to maintain
mammary elasticity.
749
00:47:35,243 --> 00:47:37,593
Shut up, Terrence!
You're ruining
the moment for me.
750
00:47:43,251 --> 00:47:44,122
[PHONE RINGING]
751
00:47:52,043 --> 00:47:53,914
PAUL: Hello.
752
00:47:53,958 --> 00:47:55,655
Hey, Dad.
Did I wake you?
753
00:47:55,698 --> 00:47:58,397
What? Are you kidding?
How was the big dance?
754
00:48:00,399 --> 00:48:04,359
That's actually
why I was calling.
755
00:48:04,403 --> 00:48:07,623
Well, come on.
I've been waiting up to hear.
Tell me all about it.
756
00:48:07,667 --> 00:48:11,671
It was great.
Yeah, it's all
very exciting.
757
00:48:11,714 --> 00:48:13,673
Sydney, I'm sure
that your mom is right
758
00:48:13,716 --> 00:48:15,283
there taking it
all in with you.
759
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:17,677
I know.
760
00:48:19,418 --> 00:48:21,028
That's what I keep thinking.
761
00:48:23,378 --> 00:48:24,466
Good night, sweetie.
762
00:48:24,510 --> 00:48:25,250
Night, Dad.
763
00:48:40,613 --> 00:48:41,440
Oh!
764
00:48:46,271 --> 00:48:47,968
This place is
a deathtrap.
765
00:48:48,012 --> 00:48:49,404
How about some repairs?
766
00:48:50,623 --> 00:48:52,581
Sydney, don't start.
767
00:48:52,625 --> 00:48:54,714
You know why
we can't get
any damn repairs?
768
00:48:54,757 --> 00:49:00,502
I'll tell you why.
Campus-wide systematic
Greek oppression.
769
00:49:00,546 --> 00:49:02,243
Read peoplespunisher.com
if you want to
770
00:49:02,287 --> 00:49:04,724
know more.
I did a whole series on it.
771
00:49:04,767 --> 00:49:06,552
I don't know what
this house needing repairs
772
00:49:06,595 --> 00:49:07,640
has to do with
the Greek system anyway.
773
00:49:07,683 --> 00:49:09,294
It isn't even Greek.
774
00:49:09,337 --> 00:49:11,426
Precisely!
That's the problem.
775
00:49:11,470 --> 00:49:14,255
Rachel Witchburn
and the Greeks run
the Student Council.
776
00:49:14,299 --> 00:49:16,562
The Student Council dictates
all budget appropriations.
777
00:49:19,173 --> 00:49:23,003
Over the past 14 semesters,
87.3 percent of all
campus-event funding
778
00:49:23,047 --> 00:49:24,744
has been devoted
to the Greek system.
779
00:49:27,442 --> 00:49:29,401
Are you kidding me?
780
00:49:29,444 --> 00:49:30,619
I don't kid.
781
00:49:30,663 --> 00:49:31,577
[GURGLING]
782
00:49:33,231 --> 00:49:34,493
Won't be long now.
783
00:49:36,321 --> 00:49:38,627
Why is everyone on
this campus willing
784
00:49:38,671 --> 00:49:40,368
to let Rachel Witchburn
run their lives?
785
00:49:42,805 --> 00:49:46,374
'Cause she's kind of scary.
786
00:49:51,466 --> 00:49:52,511
Hey, Rachel!
787
00:49:55,470 --> 00:49:58,125
Check it out.
The diet's working.
I lost 5 pounds.
788
00:50:02,260 --> 00:50:04,218
I think your ass found it.
789
00:50:04,262 --> 00:50:06,046
TYLER: Hey!
790
00:50:06,090 --> 00:50:07,700
Hey! Sydney.
791
00:50:10,398 --> 00:50:11,399
Sydney.
792
00:50:13,227 --> 00:50:14,576
Hi.
793
00:50:14,620 --> 00:50:15,751
Listen, about last night...
794
00:50:15,795 --> 00:50:18,580
Last night?
Wait, let me think.
795
00:50:18,624 --> 00:50:20,539
Yeah! When your
girlfriend humiliated me.
796
00:50:21,714 --> 00:50:23,629
Good times.
797
00:50:23,672 --> 00:50:25,239
Trust me,
Rachel's not my girlfriend.
798
00:50:25,283 --> 00:50:27,807
And not everyone in
Greek Row is like her.
799
00:50:27,850 --> 00:50:29,330
Give me a chance to
prove that to you.
800
00:50:29,374 --> 00:50:31,115
GIRL: Sign up to run
for Student Council.
801
00:50:31,158 --> 00:50:32,768
You know,
I'm actually kind of busy
802
00:50:34,683 --> 00:50:36,250
juggling seven guys
at the moment.
803
00:50:36,294 --> 00:50:37,643
So...Whoa.
804
00:50:37,686 --> 00:50:38,687
I got to go.
805
00:50:41,429 --> 00:50:42,169
Hey, can I have
a sign-up sheet?
806
00:50:42,213 --> 00:50:43,692
Yeah.
807
00:50:43,736 --> 00:50:44,432
You need a pen? Actually, can I have seven?
808
00:50:52,310 --> 00:50:53,180
Oh!
809
00:50:55,530 --> 00:50:57,706
Don't worry, ladies.
810
00:50:57,750 --> 00:50:59,665
We won't have to
deal with the public
once the Vortex is torn down
811
00:50:59,708 --> 00:51:01,710
and my Greek Centre's built.
812
00:51:01,754 --> 00:51:02,407
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
813
00:51:03,712 --> 00:51:05,410
Is it 4:00 already?
814
00:51:06,759 --> 00:51:08,500
Loser, loser.
815
00:51:08,543 --> 00:51:10,632
Kappa, Kappa.
816
00:51:10,676 --> 00:51:11,807
Kappa, lose...
817
00:51:14,723 --> 00:51:15,594
What?
818
00:51:17,335 --> 00:51:20,555
This isn't happening.
819
00:51:20,599 --> 00:51:22,775
Wow. I guess her
little striptease act
got some attention.
820
00:51:26,822 --> 00:51:28,433
[HYPERVENTILATES]
821
00:51:28,476 --> 00:51:30,391
CHRISTY: Rachel? Rachel.
822
00:51:30,435 --> 00:51:31,871
Use your soothing words.
823
00:51:33,916 --> 00:51:39,139
Prada, Gucci, Chanel...
824
00:51:39,183 --> 00:51:40,488
Sydney, Sydney, Sydney!
825
00:51:42,316 --> 00:51:43,143
Whoa!
826
00:51:48,453 --> 00:51:49,889
LENNY: Hey.
827
00:51:49,932 --> 00:51:51,369
Hey, guys.
828
00:51:53,501 --> 00:51:55,242
Here, I'll get that
for you. Here you go.
829
00:51:57,462 --> 00:51:59,812
I've found a way for you
to get the Vortex repaired.
830
00:52:02,206 --> 00:52:05,122
We're signing you up to
run for Student Council,
all seven of you.
831
00:52:07,820 --> 00:52:09,256
[ALL LAUGHING]
832
00:52:12,303 --> 00:52:15,784
Very funny, Sydney.
Next you'll tell us
Admiral Adama's a Cylon.
833
00:52:19,266 --> 00:52:22,313
I have no idea
what you just said.
But I'm serious.
834
00:52:22,356 --> 00:52:23,923
You'll all run on
a ticket and you will
835
00:52:23,966 --> 00:52:27,318
take over
the entire Student Council.
836
00:52:27,361 --> 00:52:31,235
No non-Greek has
won a Student Council
office since 1992.
837
00:52:31,278 --> 00:52:32,801
And look where
that's gotten us.
838
00:52:34,368 --> 00:52:35,630
Ow.
839
00:52:35,674 --> 00:52:37,589
Yes, George. Ow.
840
00:52:37,632 --> 00:52:39,939
We've taken
enough of their abuse.
841
00:52:39,982 --> 00:52:42,898
I'll be your campaign manager
and I'll be with you
every step of the way.
842
00:52:42,942 --> 00:52:44,813
I am in.
843
00:52:44,857 --> 00:52:46,859
Good. Who else is with me?
Come on, guys.
844
00:52:49,557 --> 00:52:51,646
Do you really want to spend
the rest of your college years
845
00:52:51,690 --> 00:52:54,606
locked up in this crap hole,
disenfranchised and powerless?
846
00:52:54,649 --> 00:52:55,955
Okay.
847
00:52:55,998 --> 00:52:57,391
No! George, no.
848
00:52:57,435 --> 00:52:58,392
You don't want
to be powerless.
849
00:52:58,436 --> 00:52:59,306
No.
850
00:52:59,959 --> 00:53:01,395
Please don't give up.
851
00:53:01,917 --> 00:53:04,268
[SIGHS]
852
00:53:04,311 --> 00:53:05,617
Did the Avengers give up
when the Black Knight
853
00:53:05,660 --> 00:53:07,227
sprayed New York
with that foam
854
00:53:07,271 --> 00:53:08,533
that left everybody
stuck to the ground?
855
00:53:09,447 --> 00:53:10,317
No. No.
856
00:53:11,710 --> 00:53:13,407
With the help of
a criminal glue specialist,
857
00:53:13,451 --> 00:53:15,801
they freed everyone.
858
00:53:15,844 --> 00:53:17,498
I'm your criminal
glue specialist!
859
00:53:17,542 --> 00:53:18,543
Yeah!
860
00:53:18,586 --> 00:53:21,546
ALL: Yeah. Yeah.
861
00:53:21,589 --> 00:53:25,506
Now, who's running
for president?BOYS: Not it.
862
00:53:25,550 --> 00:53:26,246
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
863
00:53:33,601 --> 00:53:35,473
Oh. I never win
at that game.
864
00:53:36,822 --> 00:53:37,736
Terrence it is.
865
00:53:38,519 --> 00:53:39,564
Let's get started!
866
00:53:41,566 --> 00:53:43,220
[REVOLUTION PLAYING]
867
00:53:54,448 --> 00:53:55,667
So?
868
00:54:11,944 --> 00:54:13,293
Ooh!
869
00:54:13,337 --> 00:54:14,251
Nice.
870
00:54:40,451 --> 00:54:42,801
Loop in,
and then you've got a bow.
871
00:54:44,803 --> 00:54:46,326
I did it!
872
00:54:46,370 --> 00:54:47,327
You did it, yes!
873
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:53,812
Hey, Terrence.
874
00:55:02,386 --> 00:55:03,517
Bye, Terrence.
875
00:55:33,068 --> 00:55:35,680
This is the gym.
876
00:55:35,723 --> 00:55:37,856
A lot of people
hang out here.
877
00:55:37,899 --> 00:55:40,075
We can work off
some of those doughnuts
878
00:55:40,119 --> 00:55:42,774
and maybe even
talk to a few people.
879
00:55:42,817 --> 00:55:45,820
[STAMMERING]
I don't know.
880
00:55:45,864 --> 00:55:48,606
Come on, guys. It's
a Saturday afternoon. What
else would you be doing?
881
00:55:48,649 --> 00:55:50,521
What we always do.
Play fantasy
882
00:55:50,564 --> 00:55:51,739
video games and
then reenact them.
883
00:55:53,001 --> 00:55:54,916
[ALL SHOUTING]
884
00:55:59,443 --> 00:56:00,792
Are you not entertained?
885
00:56:01,793 --> 00:56:03,490
Hmm.
886
00:56:03,534 --> 00:56:05,884
Tempting. But I think we're
going to stick with this.
887
00:56:11,106 --> 00:56:12,717
[GRUNTING]
888
00:56:15,023 --> 00:56:18,940
I can't do it. My arms ache.
I think I may have
muscular dystrophy.
889
00:56:18,984 --> 00:56:20,725
[CHUCKLING]
Muscular dystrophy
is a birth defect.
890
00:56:22,553 --> 00:56:23,945
Lenny, they're 2 pounds.
891
00:56:24,859 --> 00:56:25,643
Each.
892
00:56:28,689 --> 00:56:29,821
You got it?
893
00:56:29,864 --> 00:56:30,735
[SKOOZER MUTTERING]
894
00:56:30,778 --> 00:56:32,171
What?
895
00:56:32,214 --> 00:56:33,520
I said yeah, I got...
896
00:56:33,564 --> 00:56:34,826
Ow!
897
00:56:34,869 --> 00:56:36,044
BOTH: Ow!
898
00:56:40,571 --> 00:56:43,443
Damn, Embele,
you're going to town.
899
00:56:43,487 --> 00:56:45,140
Where'd you get
all that energy?
900
00:56:45,184 --> 00:56:47,447
I just awaken an hour ago.
901
00:56:47,491 --> 00:56:48,622
[LAUGHING]
902
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:02,549
It's okay.
You're going to be fine.It fell on my foot.
903
00:57:02,593 --> 00:57:03,811
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]
904
00:57:03,855 --> 00:57:05,509
MAN ON TV:
Rachel Witchburn has led
905
00:57:05,552 --> 00:57:06,640
the Student Council
to great heights
906
00:57:06,684 --> 00:57:08,729
over the past two years.
907
00:57:08,773 --> 00:57:10,905
In addition to
repaving Greek Row,
908
00:57:10,949 --> 00:57:13,255
Rachel beautified
Greek Row's grounds
909
00:57:13,299 --> 00:57:16,258
and expanded
parking privileges
for Greek Row.
910
00:57:16,302 --> 00:57:20,567
Re-elect Rachel Witchburn.
Vision. Leadership. Progress.
911
00:57:22,264 --> 00:57:25,746
I'm Rachel Witchburn,
and I approve this message.
912
00:57:25,790 --> 00:57:27,226
Can you believe that?
Who would fall for that?
913
00:57:27,966 --> 00:57:29,533
[CLAPPING]
914
00:57:32,884 --> 00:57:34,451
George, no.
915
00:57:35,887 --> 00:57:36,714
No.
916
00:57:38,846 --> 00:57:40,195
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
917
00:57:55,950 --> 00:57:57,038
[SIGHS]
918
00:57:58,997 --> 00:58:04,785
Prada, Gucci, Chanel, Armani.
919
00:58:06,570 --> 00:58:09,137
[SCREAMING]
920
00:58:12,010 --> 00:58:13,577
[PUMP THE FIST PLAYING]
921
00:58:23,108 --> 00:58:24,588
SYDNEY: Freedom!
922
00:58:24,631 --> 00:58:25,632
SPANKY: Freedom
to the 7th Power!
923
00:58:25,676 --> 00:58:26,677
Freedom to
the 7th Power, people.
924
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:28,809
Come one, come all.
925
00:58:28,853 --> 00:58:30,768
Get down with
Freedom to the 7th Power.
926
00:58:30,811 --> 00:58:32,247
Come on, don't
you wanna learn about
927
00:58:32,291 --> 00:58:33,640
Freedom to
the 7th Power, people?
928
00:58:33,684 --> 00:58:36,556
Oh, yeah, check us out.
This is the spot.
929
00:58:37,601 --> 00:58:38,776
Freedom!
930
00:58:38,819 --> 00:58:40,604
[MUSIC STOPS]
931
00:58:40,647 --> 00:58:42,170
I don't think
we're making much
of an impression.
932
00:58:42,214 --> 00:58:44,216
Yeah.
I was worried about that.
933
00:58:45,173 --> 00:58:46,131
Aha.
934
00:58:48,002 --> 00:58:51,223
Free drinks!
Free drinks over here!
935
00:58:51,266 --> 00:58:53,834
Freedom to the 7th Power!
Free drinks!
936
00:58:53,878 --> 00:58:54,966
[ALL CLAMORING]
937
00:58:55,009 --> 00:58:56,881
Serve and socialize.
938
00:58:59,623 --> 00:59:01,015
Who wants a burger?
939
00:59:14,289 --> 00:59:15,682
Hi.Hi.
940
00:59:18,642 --> 00:59:21,079
I just wanted to apologize
for what happened.
941
00:59:23,342 --> 00:59:24,648
I really am sorry.
942
00:59:26,127 --> 00:59:27,215
It's okay.
943
00:59:28,173 --> 00:59:30,697
So, how's life as a Kappa?
944
00:59:30,741 --> 00:59:32,307
Oh, you know, it's good.
945
00:59:33,874 --> 00:59:35,746
Hey, is one of these...
946
00:59:35,789 --> 00:59:38,357
Yes, Lenny.
The greenish-looking one is
your gluten-free soy patty.
947
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:40,402
Excellent.
948
00:59:40,446 --> 00:59:41,055
Do you have any
extra of those?
949
00:59:43,710 --> 00:59:44,885
Are you allergic
to gluten too?
950
00:59:44,929 --> 00:59:46,844
All my life.
951
00:59:46,887 --> 00:59:49,760
And it is so hard
to find a decent
gluten-free soy patty.
952
00:59:49,803 --> 00:59:51,457
[LENNY CHUCKLING]
953
00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:54,939
Well, today's your
lucky day, because
these are sensational.
954
00:59:54,982 --> 00:59:56,723
Lenny,
this is my friend Dinky.
955
00:59:56,767 --> 00:59:58,333
Oh, it's so nice
to meet you.
956
00:59:58,377 --> 01:00:00,945
Dinky. Right?
Nice to meet you, Dinky.
957
01:00:00,988 --> 01:00:02,294
Um, Dinky?
958
01:00:04,252 --> 01:00:05,602
We're over there.
959
01:00:08,213 --> 01:00:10,998
Hi, Sydney. It's nice to
see you found some
people you fit in with.
960
01:00:11,042 --> 01:00:12,870
Mmm. It is nice,
isn't it?
961
01:00:12,913 --> 01:00:14,785
If only there
were a place where
962
01:00:14,828 --> 01:00:16,090
a superficial, materialistic
bitch could fit in.
963
01:00:16,134 --> 01:00:17,135
Oh, wait, there is.
964
01:00:17,178 --> 01:00:19,398
[CHUCKLING]
965
01:00:19,441 --> 01:00:21,443
Whatever.
It's so cute, making
966
01:00:21,487 --> 01:00:23,794
your little friends run
for student council.
967
01:00:23,837 --> 01:00:26,840
Mmm. It is cute,
and it'll be even
cuter when we win.
968
01:00:28,712 --> 01:00:31,062
Just so you know,
non-Greeks never win.
969
01:00:31,105 --> 01:00:33,194
Yeah, just like you
said new people never
970
01:00:33,238 --> 01:00:35,762
make it on your "Hot
or Not" list, right?
971
01:00:35,806 --> 01:00:37,198
Let me give you
one tip, Sydney.
972
01:00:39,113 --> 01:00:41,333
I'm the last person
you want to mess with.
973
01:00:42,290 --> 01:00:43,857
No. You're the first.
974
01:00:46,904 --> 01:00:47,992
Come on, let's go.
975
01:00:51,082 --> 01:00:54,346
It was nice
seeing you, Sydney.
You too, Lenny.
976
01:00:55,739 --> 01:00:56,957
[STAMMERING]
977
01:01:01,266 --> 01:01:03,921
You realize she was
flirting with you?
978
01:01:03,964 --> 01:01:05,009
Yeah. No!
979
01:01:06,837 --> 01:01:08,752
BOY: Who's going
to win today?
980
01:01:08,795 --> 01:01:10,318
ALL: Sharks going
to win today!
981
01:01:10,362 --> 01:01:12,799
Who, who, who?
982
01:01:12,843 --> 01:01:14,061
ALL: Sharks, sharks, sharks!
983
01:01:14,105 --> 01:01:15,367
[ALL CHEERING]
984
01:01:19,327 --> 01:01:21,329
Who's gonna win today?
985
01:01:25,986 --> 01:01:29,294
Well, when the temperature
drops below 60,
and there's a headwind,
986
01:01:29,337 --> 01:01:31,165
the forces exerted
on the ball create
987
01:01:31,209 --> 01:01:32,993
an unfavorable
magnitude and direction.
988
01:01:33,037 --> 01:01:35,169
The resulting
spatial vector leads to
989
01:01:35,213 --> 01:01:37,476
an increase in
the Sharks' fumble ratio.
990
01:01:37,519 --> 01:01:39,304
I anticipate
a double-digit loss.
991
01:01:45,789 --> 01:01:47,529
MAN: The dude's a freak.
992
01:01:47,573 --> 01:01:50,837
I don't know about you, man,
but I got to change my bet.
993
01:01:50,881 --> 01:01:53,100
Wait a minute.
I think we graduated
with that dude.
994
01:02:00,891 --> 01:02:04,068
SYDNEY: The election's
coming up and we could
really use your vote.
995
01:02:04,111 --> 01:02:05,896
[ALL GASPING]
996
01:02:05,939 --> 01:02:08,812
STUDENT: Hey, dudes,
throw the Frisbee back.
997
01:02:08,855 --> 01:02:11,858
Go on.
Someone pick it up
and throw it on back.
998
01:02:11,902 --> 01:02:12,816
STUDENT: Right here!
999
01:02:17,298 --> 01:02:18,473
Ow!
1000
01:02:18,517 --> 01:02:19,474
Heads up!
1001
01:02:55,467 --> 01:02:57,556
[MAN HUMMING A CAPELLA]
1002
01:03:02,256 --> 01:03:04,041
[WHISPERING] Dude,
I think you have
the wrong desk.
1003
01:03:05,303 --> 01:03:06,870
[BOTH HUMMING A CAPELLA]
1004
01:03:10,134 --> 01:03:12,789
Yeah. You definitely
have the wrong desk.
1005
01:03:35,028 --> 01:03:38,162
♪ When I see you smile
1006
01:03:38,205 --> 01:03:41,208
♪ I can face the world
1007
01:03:41,252 --> 01:03:44,298
♪ You know, I can do anything
1008
01:03:44,342 --> 01:03:47,388
♪ When I see you smile
1009
01:03:47,432 --> 01:03:49,913
♪ I see a ray of light
1010
01:03:51,175 --> 01:03:53,394
♪ I see it shining
right through the rain
1011
01:03:53,438 --> 01:03:56,310
♪ When I see you smile
1012
01:03:56,354 --> 01:03:59,270
♪ Baby,
when I see you smile at me ♪
1013
01:04:07,626 --> 01:04:09,671
[WHISPERING] Tyler,
have you lost your mind?
1014
01:04:09,715 --> 01:04:12,849
No, but I will keep singing
unless you agree
to go out with me.
1015
01:04:14,198 --> 01:04:15,155
Just one date.
1016
01:04:16,287 --> 01:04:17,331
No.
1017
01:04:18,550 --> 01:04:21,074
♪ When I see you smile
1018
01:04:21,118 --> 01:04:21,945
[WHISPERING] Okay.I...
1019
01:04:24,251 --> 01:04:26,993
Pick me up at 7:00.
And it's not a date.
1020
01:04:27,037 --> 01:04:29,300
Done. But dinner's
served at 5:00.
1021
01:04:31,693 --> 01:04:33,565
Nice work, Beta freshmen.
Dismissed.
1022
01:04:39,614 --> 01:04:41,051
[SIGHS]
1023
01:04:53,237 --> 01:04:56,936
So, what do you guys think?
This is what I wore to
my college interview,
1024
01:04:56,980 --> 01:04:59,939
so I thought it
would be, you know,
a nice first date outfit.
1025
01:04:59,983 --> 01:05:02,724
No, it's terrible.
You look like
Barbara Walters.
1026
01:05:02,768 --> 01:05:04,378
And you said
this wasn't a date.
1027
01:05:04,422 --> 01:05:06,380
It is not a date.
1028
01:05:06,424 --> 01:05:09,122
We're just friends and,
you know, I don't
like him like that.
1029
01:05:10,732 --> 01:05:13,561
Only a little.
You know, occasionally.
When his shirt's off.
1030
01:05:15,041 --> 01:05:16,956
I have no idea.
1031
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,566
Uh-huh. That's how
it always starts.
1032
01:05:18,610 --> 01:05:21,482
You never plan these things.
First you're friends.
1033
01:05:21,526 --> 01:05:23,049
Then you're all,
"Hi! Are you here
to fix the copier?"
1034
01:05:23,093 --> 01:05:24,137
The next thing you know...
1035
01:05:24,181 --> 01:05:26,226
[GROWLS] You are no help.
1036
01:05:26,270 --> 01:05:27,967
Why are you so nervous
anyway? You must
1037
01:05:28,011 --> 01:05:29,969
have been on
plenty of dates before.
1038
01:05:30,013 --> 01:05:31,405
I don't know if you guys
have figured this out,
1039
01:05:31,449 --> 01:05:34,147
but I'm not exactly
the prom-queen type.
1040
01:05:34,191 --> 01:05:35,540
Yeah,
but you're pretty, Sydney.
1041
01:05:35,583 --> 01:05:37,063
SYDNEY: Thanks, George.
1042
01:05:37,107 --> 01:05:40,197
But I've had about
as much dating experience
as you guys.
1043
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:41,676
Whoa! Speak
for yourself.
1044
01:05:44,462 --> 01:05:45,376
[ALL GASPING]
1045
01:05:47,117 --> 01:05:48,205
LENNY: I'm starting
to see what you mean.
1046
01:05:48,248 --> 01:05:49,249
You need something sexy.
1047
01:05:49,293 --> 01:05:50,468
But warm.
1048
01:05:50,511 --> 01:05:51,730
Purple's pretty.
1049
01:05:51,773 --> 01:05:52,644
TERRENCE:
My mom used to wear mauve.
1050
01:05:52,687 --> 01:05:54,254
GURKIN: What about fuchsia?
1051
01:05:54,298 --> 01:05:55,734
SPANKY: No, no. LENNY: That looks like
it itches.
1052
01:05:55,777 --> 01:05:56,517
GURKIN: Let me see. GEORGE: Don't push.
1053
01:06:00,086 --> 01:06:02,175
Three quarters of
first dates end
in disappointment
1054
01:06:02,219 --> 01:06:04,438
for one or both parties,
studies show.
1055
01:06:04,482 --> 01:06:05,091
I hope you
beat the odds.
1056
01:06:05,700 --> 01:06:07,006
Me, too.
1057
01:06:07,050 --> 01:06:08,051
[SNEEZES]
1058
01:06:09,313 --> 01:06:11,228
If you try any
funny stuff I will
1059
01:06:11,271 --> 01:06:13,447
unleash the power of
the Internet on you.
1060
01:06:13,491 --> 01:06:16,407
I will register you
as a sex offender in all
50 states and Canada.
1061
01:06:17,451 --> 01:06:19,018
Wow.
1062
01:06:19,062 --> 01:06:20,585
Yeah! And
I'll kick your ass.
1063
01:06:22,065 --> 01:06:23,066
SYDNEY: Hi.
1064
01:06:27,809 --> 01:06:29,115
You look...
1065
01:06:29,159 --> 01:06:29,681
[SMALL EXPLOSION]
1066
01:06:35,643 --> 01:06:37,080
Thanks.
1067
01:06:37,123 --> 01:06:38,429
What was that all about?
1068
01:06:38,472 --> 01:06:40,126
That's nothing.
You should see the plumbing.
1069
01:06:40,170 --> 01:06:41,214
[LOUD EXPLOSION
AND POWER SURGE]
1070
01:06:41,258 --> 01:06:42,650
What was that? That's just Terrence.
1071
01:06:42,694 --> 01:06:44,043
You get used to it.
Let's go.
1072
01:06:44,826 --> 01:06:46,002
Bye, guys.
1073
01:06:46,698 --> 01:06:48,352
Bye, Sydney.
1074
01:06:48,395 --> 01:06:50,397
All 50 states, pal.
1075
01:06:50,441 --> 01:06:52,356
[EMBELE SPEAKING
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
1076
01:06:55,620 --> 01:06:57,404
[BEAUTIFUL SOUL PLAYING]
1077
01:07:02,192 --> 01:07:04,629
So, your idea of
a date is to convert me?
1078
01:07:04,672 --> 01:07:05,717
Now it's a date, huh?
1079
01:07:13,551 --> 01:07:14,639
Hey, guys.
1080
01:07:24,692 --> 01:07:27,565
You serve meals
to the homeless?
I had no idea.
1081
01:07:27,608 --> 01:07:30,176
He had no choice.
1082
01:07:30,220 --> 01:07:32,483
Not unless he has
some other plan to get
1083
01:07:32,526 --> 01:07:34,615
that infraction off of
his permanent record.
1084
01:07:34,659 --> 01:07:37,792
Me and the Betas,
we got in some trouble.
1085
01:07:37,836 --> 01:07:39,577
Let's just say
a few campus ordinances
were violated.
1086
01:07:40,578 --> 01:07:42,232
A few?
1087
01:07:42,275 --> 01:07:44,234
And you're working
your hours off here?
1088
01:07:44,277 --> 01:07:46,062
Nice to see you
recruiting my best
students, Tyler.
1089
01:07:47,628 --> 01:07:49,456
Sydney, happy to
have you here.
1090
01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:50,631
Happy to be here.
1091
01:07:54,374 --> 01:07:57,116
So, do my hours
tonight count towards
1092
01:07:57,160 --> 01:07:59,249
working off
Tyler's dirty deeds?
1093
01:07:59,292 --> 01:08:01,860
Actually, he fulfilled
his requirement last year.
1094
01:08:01,903 --> 01:08:03,818
We just can't seem
to get rid of him.
1095
01:08:14,264 --> 01:08:15,830
TYLER: Watch your step.
We're almost there.
1096
01:08:19,269 --> 01:08:20,096
Wow.
1097
01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:24,404
This is beautiful.
1098
01:08:31,629 --> 01:08:34,197
If you look over there,
you can almost see Greek Row.
1099
01:08:36,982 --> 01:08:38,549
Which is probably
the last thing
you want to see.
1100
01:08:38,592 --> 01:08:40,333
Yeah.
1101
01:08:40,377 --> 01:08:42,596
It's just...
Growing up
without my mom,
1102
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:45,295
I was hoping that
becoming a Kappa
1103
01:08:45,338 --> 01:08:46,557
would help me
connect with her.
1104
01:08:48,820 --> 01:08:51,431
Sydney, you don't need Kappa.
1105
01:08:51,475 --> 01:08:54,695
I know.
I feel close to her
just being at the school.
1106
01:08:56,828 --> 01:08:59,309
You know, I found her name
carved into my study carrel.
1107
01:09:00,484 --> 01:09:01,354
No way.
1108
01:09:06,881 --> 01:09:10,755
Hey, is this where
you bring all your
first non-dates?
1109
01:09:10,798 --> 01:09:12,757
Luring the babes
with this whole
do-gooder thing?
1110
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:16,326
Yeah. Yeah.
Sorority girls
can't get enough of it.
1111
01:09:16,369 --> 01:09:19,198
"Tyler, this place doesn't
even have a maitre d'."
1112
01:09:19,242 --> 01:09:20,939
"Tyler, these plates
are plastic. Touching them
hurts my hands."
1113
01:09:20,982 --> 01:09:22,897
[LAUGHS]
1114
01:09:22,941 --> 01:09:24,595
Let's just say you're
the first girl I've met
1115
01:09:24,638 --> 01:09:26,814
I thought would
appreciate this place.
1116
01:09:26,858 --> 01:09:29,600
Well, I do,
even if there was no
bathroom attendant.
1117
01:09:30,818 --> 01:09:32,211
I had to turn
the faucet myself.
1118
01:09:32,255 --> 01:09:33,343
[TYLER LAUGHS]
1119
01:09:35,693 --> 01:09:36,694
TYLER: Here we are.
1120
01:09:38,913 --> 01:09:40,350
All right. Well...
1121
01:09:41,612 --> 01:09:42,526
Thank you.
1122
01:09:43,875 --> 01:09:45,311
I had a great time.
1123
01:09:49,489 --> 01:09:51,012
[CHUCKLES]
1124
01:09:51,056 --> 01:09:53,493
You're trying not to
overtalk right now,
aren't you?
1125
01:10:06,941 --> 01:10:07,986
[EXCLAIMS]
1126
01:10:08,029 --> 01:10:08,813
Whoa!
1127
01:10:11,642 --> 01:10:13,383
SPANKY: I'm okay.
My spleen broke my fall.
1128
01:10:15,559 --> 01:10:16,560
[SNEEZES]
1129
01:10:21,304 --> 01:10:22,522
Hi, guys.
1130
01:10:22,566 --> 01:10:23,871
Hey. Hi, Sydney.
1131
01:10:23,915 --> 01:10:25,699
What a surprise.
1132
01:10:25,743 --> 01:10:26,657
We were just watching the...
1133
01:10:28,006 --> 01:10:29,355
MAN ON TV: Touchdown!
1134
01:10:30,748 --> 01:10:32,271
The game?
1135
01:10:32,315 --> 01:10:33,707
Mmm-hmm.
1136
01:10:33,751 --> 01:10:34,839
Yeah, who's playing?
1137
01:10:34,882 --> 01:10:35,666
Um... The...
1138
01:10:37,363 --> 01:10:38,799
Saint Louis Gorillas.
1139
01:10:40,932 --> 01:10:43,021
You guys were spying on me,
and just for that,
1140
01:10:43,064 --> 01:10:43,935
I'm not going to
tell you about my date.
1141
01:10:44,979 --> 01:10:46,503
Oh, come on, Sydney.
1142
01:10:46,546 --> 01:10:47,895
Nope.
1143
01:10:47,939 --> 01:10:49,288
Good night, boys.
1144
01:10:50,985 --> 01:10:52,291
[GRUNTS]
1145
01:10:52,335 --> 01:10:52,944
Oh, man.
1146
01:10:54,467 --> 01:10:55,947
I should probably
see a doctor.
1147
01:10:57,601 --> 01:10:58,558
[GROANS]
1148
01:11:02,867 --> 01:11:05,304
Hey, sexy.
1149
01:11:05,348 --> 01:11:07,567
Rachel, what the hell
are you doing here?
1150
01:11:07,611 --> 01:11:10,527
Besides reading
your boring emails,
nothing.
1151
01:11:10,570 --> 01:11:13,399
Tell me what you
were doing out with her?
1152
01:11:15,619 --> 01:11:17,577
You know what, Rachel?
I like Sydney. Deal with it.
1153
01:11:19,797 --> 01:11:21,886
I don't care if
you like her or not.
1154
01:11:21,929 --> 01:11:23,583
All I care about is
our Greek Life Centre,
1155
01:11:23,627 --> 01:11:25,106
and Sydney and
her band of goobers
1156
01:11:25,150 --> 01:11:27,500
are screwing with our plans.
1157
01:11:27,544 --> 01:11:29,981
It's not like they have
a shot at winning the
election, and you know it.
1158
01:11:30,024 --> 01:11:32,766
Maybe we should
just leave them alone.
1159
01:11:32,810 --> 01:11:35,595
That dump is obviously
really important to them.
1160
01:11:35,639 --> 01:11:37,989
I don't know why anyone
would want to live there.
1161
01:11:38,032 --> 01:11:40,774
That fire trap
should be condemned.
1162
01:11:40,818 --> 01:11:43,473
Look, we can find
another location. Now,
get out of here already.
1163
01:11:46,389 --> 01:11:48,434
One date, and you're ready
to blow the whole deal?
1164
01:11:48,478 --> 01:11:51,785
It was a hell of a date.
1165
01:11:51,829 --> 01:11:54,353
Normally at this time of year,
I'd be reporting
that Rachel Witchburn...
1166
01:11:54,397 --> 01:11:56,486
Guys. Guys. Look.
1167
01:11:56,529 --> 01:11:58,792
...once again has
a lock on the student
council presidency.
1168
01:11:58,836 --> 01:12:01,621
But now, there is
a new player on the scene.
1169
01:12:01,665 --> 01:12:04,624
Terrence Lubinecki's
Freedom to
the 7th Power party.
1170
01:12:04,668 --> 01:12:06,452
Do they have a shot?
1171
01:12:06,496 --> 01:12:07,497
Can they even make a dent? SYDNEY: You look
so cute, Terrence.
1172
01:12:07,540 --> 01:12:08,759
Stay tuned.
1173
01:12:08,802 --> 01:12:09,934
[LAUGHING AND CHEERING]
1174
01:12:09,977 --> 01:12:10,674
Good looking guy.
1175
01:12:12,676 --> 01:12:14,895
Check it out.
Maybe I'll actually
vote this year.
1176
01:12:15,679 --> 01:12:16,897
Yeah, he's cool.
1177
01:12:27,038 --> 01:12:28,605
Hey, Rach,
which of these
should I wear?
1178
01:12:28,648 --> 01:12:29,997
I don't care. But I have a date.
1179
01:12:30,041 --> 01:12:31,869
I don't care.
1180
01:12:31,912 --> 01:12:32,783
Come to my room and
help me get dressed.
1181
01:12:32,826 --> 01:12:34,350
What is wrong with you?
1182
01:12:36,134 --> 01:12:37,875
Rachel,
you can't come in here.
1183
01:12:37,918 --> 01:12:39,529
I just farted.
1184
01:12:39,572 --> 01:12:40,051
Ew. Katy,
you're disgusting.
1185
01:12:48,625 --> 01:12:49,887
[ALL SHOUTING]
1186
01:12:51,454 --> 01:12:52,629
[ALL SCREAM]
1187
01:12:52,672 --> 01:12:54,108
Get off me,
you freaks.
1188
01:13:02,900 --> 01:13:04,684
What? No.
1189
01:13:06,033 --> 01:13:10,908
[SCREAMING] No!
1190
01:13:12,953 --> 01:13:15,173
Rachel, do you want
to try your soothing words?
1191
01:13:16,174 --> 01:13:17,131
[SIGHS]
1192
01:13:18,568 --> 01:13:21,440
I don't need
my soothing words.
1193
01:13:21,484 --> 01:13:23,573
It's all become
very clear to me.
1194
01:13:23,616 --> 01:13:25,923
Sydney White must
die a social death.
1195
01:13:27,490 --> 01:13:29,100
And take her
seven dorks with her.
1196
01:13:30,536 --> 01:13:32,103
[COMPUTER GAME BEEPING]
1197
01:13:33,104 --> 01:13:34,105
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
1198
01:13:36,586 --> 01:13:38,849
Great. Here comes
Prince Charming.
1199
01:13:40,503 --> 01:13:42,722
Guys, please,
just give him a chance.
1200
01:13:42,766 --> 01:13:44,245
[GUN COCKING]
1201
01:13:44,289 --> 01:13:46,770
That means you, Gurkin.
Put the paintball gun away.
1202
01:13:49,512 --> 01:13:50,121
[DOOR OPENING]
1203
01:13:51,122 --> 01:13:52,515
Hi. Come on in. Hi.
1204
01:13:58,042 --> 01:13:59,043
Hi.
1205
01:14:00,697 --> 01:14:01,611
Hi.
1206
01:14:05,266 --> 01:14:06,659
You ready?
1207
01:14:06,703 --> 01:14:08,139
Actually,
I have a better idea.
1208
01:14:08,182 --> 01:14:10,228
We all hang here
at the Vortex and
order pizza.
1209
01:14:10,271 --> 01:14:11,185
What?
1210
01:14:13,057 --> 01:14:13,971
[WHIMPERING]
1211
01:14:15,276 --> 01:14:16,800
Sounds good to me.
1212
01:14:17,627 --> 01:14:19,672
[ALL GROANING]
1213
01:14:19,716 --> 01:14:20,934
Hey, is that
Medal of Honor?
1214
01:14:20,978 --> 01:14:23,197
GURKIN: No,
it's not Medal of Honor.
1215
01:14:23,241 --> 01:14:25,548
Medal of Honor
is for wussies.
1216
01:14:25,591 --> 01:14:27,245
It's Gurkin of Honor.
I made it.
1217
01:14:28,638 --> 01:14:30,596
Pays tribute to
Medal of Honor,
1218
01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:33,773
God of War, Halo,
and Viva Pinata.
1219
01:14:33,817 --> 01:14:36,602
I'm pretty good
at all those games,
mind if I give it a shot?
1220
01:14:38,038 --> 01:14:39,475
Okay.
1221
01:14:41,912 --> 01:14:42,652
[SHUSHING]
1222
01:14:48,179 --> 01:14:49,136
[MONSTER ROARING]
1223
01:14:50,137 --> 01:14:51,661
[GUNS FIRING]
1224
01:15:02,019 --> 01:15:03,324
[ALL CHEERING]
1225
01:15:03,368 --> 01:15:05,762
Eat lead, sucker.
1226
01:15:05,805 --> 01:15:08,155
Gurkin, damn.
He just kicked your ass. Yes.
1227
01:15:08,199 --> 01:15:10,157
Nice.I have to say
I am impressed.
1228
01:15:10,201 --> 01:15:11,637
Well.
1229
01:15:11,681 --> 01:15:12,986
None of these
other freaks have come
1230
01:15:13,030 --> 01:15:14,118
close to winning
Gurkin of Honor.
1231
01:15:14,161 --> 01:15:15,641
We Betas play
video games too.
1232
01:15:15,685 --> 01:15:17,861
You do?
1233
01:15:17,904 --> 01:15:19,123
Yeah, what do
you think we do?
1234
01:15:19,166 --> 01:15:21,821
Just have sex with
girls all the time.
1235
01:15:23,257 --> 01:15:25,085
Hate to break it
to you, Spanky,
1236
01:15:25,129 --> 01:15:27,653
but we're really
just regular guys.
1237
01:15:27,697 --> 01:15:30,308
Aw, he's like a kid
who just found out
there's no Santa Claus.
1238
01:15:31,091 --> 01:15:32,049
What?
1239
01:15:34,181 --> 01:15:37,054
I mean, hypothetically,
you know, if there
weren't a Santa Claus
1240
01:15:37,097 --> 01:15:38,751
which of course, there is.
1241
01:15:43,626 --> 01:15:47,194
You guys should
come hang out sometime.
Bring Gurkin of Honor.
1242
01:15:47,238 --> 01:15:48,587
You know, actually,
we're having a party
1243
01:15:48,631 --> 01:15:49,936
tomorrow night,
you guys want to come?
1244
01:15:56,900 --> 01:15:58,162
[BREAKIN' DISHES PLAYING]
1245
01:16:09,086 --> 01:16:11,654
You made it.
1246
01:16:11,697 --> 01:16:14,657
The bar is over there,
and the DJ's taking requests.
1247
01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:16,920
Do you think he has
the Dr Who theme song?
1248
01:16:17,834 --> 01:16:19,879
I'm thinking not.
1249
01:16:19,923 --> 01:16:20,924
That's okay.
I brought my own.
1250
01:16:23,274 --> 01:16:25,363
As for you,
dance floor is this way.
1251
01:16:35,286 --> 01:16:37,418
ALL: [CHANTING] 25, 26,
1252
01:16:37,462 --> 01:16:42,728
27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32.
1253
01:16:44,425 --> 01:16:46,036
[ALL CHEERING]
1254
01:16:48,691 --> 01:16:50,780
Who's next? Anybody think
they can beat that?
1255
01:16:51,911 --> 01:16:54,131
Yes. I do.
1256
01:16:54,174 --> 01:16:55,349
[SCOFFS]
1257
01:16:55,393 --> 01:16:57,874
[LAUGHING] He thinks...
1258
01:16:57,917 --> 01:17:00,224
STUDENT: The dork
thinks he can beat it.
All right, good luck, buddy.
1259
01:17:00,267 --> 01:17:02,008
Whatever you say, man.
Come on.
1260
01:17:03,009 --> 01:17:04,315
Ah.
1261
01:17:04,358 --> 01:17:06,056
No, no. No, no.
1262
01:17:12,889 --> 01:17:14,194
[CROWD GASPING]
1263
01:17:23,987 --> 01:17:26,076
Start counting.
1264
01:17:26,119 --> 01:17:28,165
1, 2...
1265
01:17:28,208 --> 01:17:30,123
ALL: 3, 4,
1266
01:17:30,167 --> 01:17:32,996
5, 6, 7, 8...
1267
01:17:35,346 --> 01:17:37,217
I hope the guys
are okay.
1268
01:17:37,261 --> 01:17:40,220
I haven't heard
any girlish screams,
so I'm thinking we're good.
1269
01:17:40,264 --> 01:17:41,395
Sure looks like it.
1270
01:17:41,439 --> 01:17:47,227
149, 150, 151, 152,
1271
01:17:47,271 --> 01:17:52,015
153, 154, 155.
1272
01:17:52,058 --> 01:17:53,407
[ALL CHEERING]
1273
01:17:55,496 --> 01:17:56,846
That was badass!
1274
01:17:58,108 --> 01:17:59,370
That was awesome.
1275
01:18:00,371 --> 01:18:01,851
Lenny.
1276
01:18:01,894 --> 01:18:02,373
[STAMMERING] Ah...
1277
01:18:03,243 --> 01:18:04,984
Hey.
1278
01:18:05,028 --> 01:18:08,335
Oh, wow,
I love your new hairstyle.
1279
01:18:08,379 --> 01:18:09,510
[LENNY STAMMERING]
1280
01:18:09,554 --> 01:18:12,122
Yeah.
1281
01:18:12,165 --> 01:18:14,428
Dinky, Rachel
needs you right away.
1282
01:18:14,472 --> 01:18:15,865
Oh, but I just...
1283
01:18:15,908 --> 01:18:17,040
It's an emergency.
1284
01:18:20,217 --> 01:18:21,261
Oh, you know what,
okay. Bye.
1285
01:18:21,305 --> 01:18:22,088
Bye.
1286
01:18:26,397 --> 01:18:28,225
How come you boys
haven't come out
to party before?
1287
01:18:28,268 --> 01:18:29,748
You guys are so cool.
1288
01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:32,795
Really?
1289
01:18:32,838 --> 01:18:33,970
Oh, yeah.
We've been watching you.
1290
01:18:34,013 --> 01:18:35,406
Where have you
studs been hiding?
1291
01:18:35,449 --> 01:18:37,147
The building at
the end of the road.
1292
01:18:37,190 --> 01:18:39,410
It's called the Vortex
'cause it sucks in losers.
1293
01:18:40,846 --> 01:18:41,847
That's sexy.
1294
01:18:43,806 --> 01:18:47,853
Well, boys,
there's seven of us
and seven of you.
1295
01:18:47,897 --> 01:18:48,724
What's that sound
like to you?
1296
01:18:49,463 --> 01:18:50,856
14?
1297
01:18:52,031 --> 01:18:53,772
Sounds like a party to me.
1298
01:18:53,816 --> 01:18:57,776
You know,
there's a hot tub out back.
1299
01:18:57,820 --> 01:19:00,344
Through that door
there's a study that
leads right to it.
1300
01:19:00,387 --> 01:19:02,868
You can leave
your clothes there.
1301
01:19:02,912 --> 01:19:04,130
But we don't have
any swimming trunks.
1302
01:19:04,957 --> 01:19:06,132
Neither do we.
1303
01:19:10,963 --> 01:19:12,530
We'll meet you back there.
1304
01:19:14,488 --> 01:19:16,099
[OH, BOY PLAYING]
1305
01:19:22,932 --> 01:19:24,063
Oh, boy.
1306
01:19:33,029 --> 01:19:35,553
SPANKY: Girls? Where are you?
1307
01:19:35,596 --> 01:19:36,946
Where's the hot tub?
1308
01:19:37,990 --> 01:19:39,339
Marco!
1309
01:19:45,171 --> 01:19:46,259
GIRL: They're naked!
1310
01:19:46,303 --> 01:19:47,086
[ALL GASPING]
1311
01:19:48,305 --> 01:19:49,785
Oh, no.
1312
01:19:50,568 --> 01:19:51,787
[CROWD LAUGHING]
1313
01:19:57,444 --> 01:19:59,098
It must be cold out there.
1314
01:20:00,099 --> 01:20:01,492
Oh, no.
1315
01:20:01,535 --> 01:20:03,450
RACHEL: Thanks for
putting on a show, guys.
1316
01:20:03,494 --> 01:20:05,844
This is low,
even for you, Rachel.
1317
01:20:05,888 --> 01:20:08,934
Aw, Sydney, so nice of you
to care about them.
1318
01:20:08,978 --> 01:20:10,370
And since you're
the mastermind behind
1319
01:20:10,414 --> 01:20:13,112
their adorable little
Student Council campaign,
1320
01:20:13,156 --> 01:20:15,854
let me be the first
to break the news.
1321
01:20:15,898 --> 01:20:17,508
Terrence has been
disqualified from
running for president.
1322
01:20:18,509 --> 01:20:20,946
What are you talking about?
1323
01:20:20,990 --> 01:20:23,906
Terrence Lubinecki is
not a student
at Southern Atlantic.
1324
01:20:23,949 --> 01:20:25,385
He graduated
six years ago.
1325
01:20:27,910 --> 01:20:30,347
I had to stay.
There was just so
much more learning to do.
1326
01:20:32,915 --> 01:20:35,047
[WHISPERING] Terrence,
maybe you should
put on some clothes.
1327
01:20:35,091 --> 01:20:37,136
MAN: Yeah. Okay.
1328
01:20:37,180 --> 01:20:38,877
Rachel, why don't you get
the hell out of here?
1329
01:20:38,921 --> 01:20:41,097
Ooh, I love it
when you get rough.
1330
01:20:41,140 --> 01:20:43,099
And, Ty,
thanks for playing
your part
1331
01:20:43,142 --> 01:20:45,666
so well.
That's the other good news.
1332
01:20:45,710 --> 01:20:49,366
The Witchburn-Prince
Greek Life Centre
is now a reality.
1333
01:20:49,409 --> 01:20:50,671
Witchburn-Prince?
What the hell?
1334
01:20:50,715 --> 01:20:52,325
Oh, you didn't tell her?
1335
01:20:52,369 --> 01:20:54,414
I thought you
guys were so close.
1336
01:20:54,458 --> 01:20:56,460
It's a little
joint project of ours
1337
01:20:56,503 --> 01:20:59,202
and the only thing
standing in our way
was the Vortex.
1338
01:20:59,245 --> 01:21:02,161
So, like you suggested,
Tyler, I went ahead
and had it condemned.
1339
01:21:05,164 --> 01:21:08,254
Now you can eat
with the homeless
every night.
1340
01:21:08,298 --> 01:21:11,431
You had something
to do with this?
1341
01:21:11,475 --> 01:21:14,913
No. I mean,
I said the place was
a dump, but I didn't...
1342
01:21:14,957 --> 01:21:17,916
Witchburn-Prince, huh?
So you wanted to
tear down the Vortex.
1343
01:21:20,353 --> 01:21:21,528
Yeah, I did, but...
1344
01:21:21,572 --> 01:21:22,529
I don't want to hear it.
1345
01:21:22,573 --> 01:21:23,617
Sydney! No.
1346
01:21:26,403 --> 01:21:28,884
Don't grovel, Tyler.
You're above it.
1347
01:21:39,155 --> 01:21:41,244
Things are
looking grim,
brothers.
1348
01:21:41,287 --> 01:21:43,202
I am so sorry
about this, you guys.
1349
01:21:45,335 --> 01:21:47,685
You should've
just left us alone.
1350
01:21:47,728 --> 01:21:50,253
We were fine until
you came along and
made us your guinea pigs.
1351
01:21:50,993 --> 01:21:53,038
You guys.
1352
01:21:53,082 --> 01:21:55,388
It's so important for us
to stand up to the Greeks
1353
01:21:55,432 --> 01:21:58,652
and show them
that they can't
trample all over us.
1354
01:21:58,696 --> 01:22:01,655
Well,
it's also important for us
to have a place to live.
1355
01:22:21,458 --> 01:22:23,068
ON PHONE: Hello?Dad?
1356
01:22:23,112 --> 01:22:25,375
[LAUGHING] Gotcha.
1357
01:22:25,418 --> 01:22:28,378
You've reached Royal Plumbing
at the White House.
No, not that one.
1358
01:22:28,421 --> 01:22:29,466
This is Paul and Sydney's.
Leave a message.
1359
01:22:29,509 --> 01:22:30,467
[MACHINE BEEPS]
1360
01:22:32,773 --> 01:22:37,343
Hi, Dad. I was just
calling to say I miss you.
1361
01:22:39,302 --> 01:22:41,217
And that's it.
1362
01:22:41,260 --> 01:22:42,609
Um...
1363
01:22:42,653 --> 01:22:44,960
Everything's great here.
Really great.
1364
01:22:46,352 --> 01:22:47,484
I love you.
1365
01:23:12,291 --> 01:23:13,336
[GRUNTS]
1366
01:23:36,533 --> 01:23:38,578
PAUL: It was that
message last night.
1367
01:23:38,622 --> 01:23:41,494
I could tell something
wasn't right. I could
hear it in your voice.
1368
01:23:41,538 --> 01:23:44,671
So I got in the van
and I drove all
through the night.
1369
01:23:44,715 --> 01:23:46,586
I was a little
surprised to find you
1370
01:23:46,630 --> 01:23:49,198
weren't at
the Kappa house, though.
1371
01:23:49,241 --> 01:23:53,115
I wanted to tell you
so many times, but...
1372
01:23:53,158 --> 01:23:57,554
I kept thinking about Mom
and I felt like
I'd failed her.
1373
01:23:57,597 --> 01:24:01,210
And you always
sounded so proud of me
on the phone.
1374
01:24:01,253 --> 01:24:03,777
Sweetheart,
following in your mother's
1375
01:24:03,821 --> 01:24:06,824
footsteps is not
about reliving her life.
1376
01:24:06,867 --> 01:24:09,218
It's about being
the same kind of
person she was.
1377
01:24:09,696 --> 01:24:10,697
Hey.
1378
01:24:12,395 --> 01:24:14,745
Your mom was much more
than just a Kappa.
1379
01:24:16,747 --> 01:24:18,836
She was a woman
who always fought for
1380
01:24:18,879 --> 01:24:21,099
what she believed in,
and so are you.
1381
01:24:21,143 --> 01:24:23,101
Nothing could make
me prouder than that.
1382
01:24:24,450 --> 01:24:26,365
Not even when
I installed that water
1383
01:24:26,409 --> 01:24:27,671
filtration system
in under an hour?
1384
01:24:28,933 --> 01:24:30,413
That was pretty great.
1385
01:24:32,197 --> 01:24:33,416
[PAUL CHUCKLING]
1386
01:24:45,776 --> 01:24:47,386
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
1387
01:24:49,649 --> 01:24:50,737
[GROANS]
1388
01:24:50,781 --> 01:24:53,392
It says, "Do not disturb."
1389
01:24:53,436 --> 01:24:54,654
[KNOCKING CONTINUES]
1390
01:25:01,792 --> 01:25:03,272
Up and at 'em, guys.
1391
01:25:05,361 --> 01:25:07,102
It's time to make some plans.
1392
01:25:08,755 --> 01:25:10,714
I know you're
still pissed at me,
but come on.
1393
01:25:10,757 --> 01:25:13,891
Are you really
gonna wallow here
in this fleabag motel,
1394
01:25:13,934 --> 01:25:16,546
because some prissy
girly-girl who probably
doesn't know who Gandalf is,
1395
01:25:16,589 --> 01:25:17,677
screwed us over?
1396
01:25:23,727 --> 01:25:26,643
You're right.
I bet she doesn't
know who Gandalf is.
1397
01:25:33,650 --> 01:25:34,781
We're still mad
at you, though.
1398
01:25:34,825 --> 01:25:37,436
That's okay.
I want you to be mad.
1399
01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:40,483
I want you to get fired up
so we can win this election,
1400
01:25:40,526 --> 01:25:42,963
because the Freedom
to the 7th Power party
will prevail.
1401
01:25:43,007 --> 01:25:44,748
Yeah!
1402
01:25:44,791 --> 01:25:45,618
With our new
candidate for president.
1403
01:25:50,797 --> 01:25:53,452
Me. I'm gonna
run against Rachel.
1404
01:25:54,888 --> 01:25:56,803
And we're gonna
take her down.
1405
01:25:57,848 --> 01:26:00,459
[STAND UP PLAYING]
1406
01:26:00,503 --> 01:26:03,897
Hi, I'm Sydney White
and I'm running for
Student Council president.
1407
01:26:03,941 --> 01:26:06,726
Hi, I'm Sydney White
and I'm running for
Student Council president
1408
01:26:06,770 --> 01:26:09,990
on the Freedom to
the 7th Power ticket.
1409
01:26:10,034 --> 01:26:11,818
Your papers count
for three quarters
of your final grade,
1410
01:26:11,862 --> 01:26:14,560
and no late papers
will be accepted.
1411
01:26:14,604 --> 01:26:16,388
As you're writing
these papers,
1412
01:26:16,432 --> 01:26:20,262
I want you to think about
the mechanics of
modern campaigning.
1413
01:26:20,305 --> 01:26:22,829
You may be wondering
why you should even care.
Why bother voting?
1414
01:26:22,873 --> 01:26:24,614
The Greeks win every year
and it's just
1415
01:26:24,657 --> 01:26:26,920
one more way
they run the school.
1416
01:26:26,964 --> 01:26:28,661
CARLTON: There's a whole
lot of talk today about
1417
01:26:28,705 --> 01:26:30,924
the need to
cater to your base,
1418
01:26:30,968 --> 01:26:32,622
but then there's
something to be said
1419
01:26:32,665 --> 01:26:33,840
for thinking
outside of that box.
1420
01:26:35,625 --> 01:26:37,192
SYDNEY: Freedom
to the 7th Power!
1421
01:26:38,715 --> 01:26:40,020
[ALL CHEERING]
1422
01:26:40,064 --> 01:26:41,718
Freedom to
the 7th Power!
1423
01:26:43,676 --> 01:26:44,721
Good job.
1424
01:26:46,592 --> 01:26:47,506
[MUTTERING]
1425
01:26:48,638 --> 01:26:49,682
[YELLS]
1426
01:26:49,726 --> 01:26:50,640
[GRUNTS]
1427
01:26:52,468 --> 01:26:54,513
The fact is that
80% of the student
1428
01:26:54,557 --> 01:26:56,298
body at Southern
Atlantic is not Greek.
1429
01:26:56,341 --> 01:26:58,300
80%.
1430
01:26:58,343 --> 01:27:00,432
CARLTON: Take the Kennedy
campaign in 1960.
1431
01:27:00,476 --> 01:27:02,782
He was inherently
an outsider.
1432
01:27:02,826 --> 01:27:04,741
A Catholic had never been
elected as president.
1433
01:27:06,090 --> 01:27:07,831
Who reached out
to other outsiders.
1434
01:27:09,398 --> 01:27:10,616
[ALL RECITING
PRAYER IN HEBREW]
1435
01:27:14,316 --> 01:27:15,360
L'chaim.
1436
01:27:15,404 --> 01:27:17,667
ALL: L'chaim.
1437
01:27:17,710 --> 01:27:18,929
SYDNEY: To those students
I say, it's time for
you to be heard.
1438
01:27:25,327 --> 01:27:29,374
CARLTON: Minorities,
women, the poor.
1439
01:27:29,418 --> 01:27:32,508
The disenfranchised
won that election
for John Kennedy.
1440
01:27:38,557 --> 01:27:42,431
"Naked Pain."
An epic poem
in 12 parts.
1441
01:27:46,609 --> 01:27:48,785
It's time for you to
be heard, and we
are here to listen.
1442
01:27:49,786 --> 01:27:50,961
[ALL CHEERING]
1443
01:27:56,923 --> 01:27:59,448
[CHANTING AND SINGING]
1444
01:28:02,364 --> 01:28:04,670
It's a lesson
worth remembering.
1445
01:28:10,981 --> 01:28:11,808
[EXCLAIMING]
1446
01:28:33,743 --> 01:28:34,700
[CHEERING]
1447
01:28:45,145 --> 01:28:47,060
RACHEL: Here you go.
1448
01:28:47,104 --> 01:28:50,368
Don't vote for
Sydney White. Let's keep
it Greek, all right?
1449
01:28:50,412 --> 01:28:52,805
Does this look like
your next president?
1450
01:28:52,849 --> 01:28:54,503
Vote Rachel Witchburn.
1451
01:28:56,505 --> 01:28:58,028
Hi, ho.
1452
01:28:59,116 --> 01:29:00,683
Bye, ho.
1453
01:29:03,425 --> 01:29:05,905
Don't vote for Sydney White.
Vote Rachel Witchburn.
Rachel Witchburn.
1454
01:29:11,868 --> 01:29:13,609
[GRUNTING]
1455
01:29:21,051 --> 01:29:23,706
No way. You read
peoplespunisher too?
1456
01:29:23,749 --> 01:29:26,099
I write it.
1457
01:29:26,143 --> 01:29:28,841
Oh, my God.
It's the most
genius thing ever.
1458
01:29:28,885 --> 01:29:30,408
Did you know
that the Brew House
1459
01:29:30,452 --> 01:29:32,062
has an entire
spoken-word night
devoted to that blog?
1460
01:29:32,976 --> 01:29:33,803
Really?Yeah.
1461
01:29:35,544 --> 01:29:38,677
And I know this is
really embarrassing,
1462
01:29:38,721 --> 01:29:41,550
but I swore that
if I ever met
the peoplespunisher guy,
1463
01:29:43,073 --> 01:29:44,596
well, I'd hook up with him.
1464
01:29:44,640 --> 01:29:45,815
[HAMMER FALLS]
1465
01:29:49,514 --> 01:29:50,646
Damn it!
1466
01:29:52,474 --> 01:29:53,475
[AWKWARD CHUCKLING]
1467
01:29:59,132 --> 01:30:01,047
Need some help?
1468
01:30:01,918 --> 01:30:03,006
Oh. Hi.
1469
01:30:05,791 --> 01:30:08,054
Listen, I'm really...
1470
01:30:08,098 --> 01:30:10,579
Is that a Stanley
22 Ounce AntiVibe
Framing Hammer?
1471
01:30:12,798 --> 01:30:14,147
Yes, it is.
1472
01:30:14,191 --> 01:30:15,410
Can I touch it?
1473
01:30:17,281 --> 01:30:18,587
You can have it.
1474
01:30:20,980 --> 01:30:23,548
I saw you guys
with the signs.
I thought I could help.
1475
01:30:27,030 --> 01:30:28,597
And I just want to
tell you I'm really sorry
1476
01:30:28,640 --> 01:30:30,120
about what happened
the other night.
1477
01:30:30,163 --> 01:30:32,252
I had nothing to do
with what Rachel pulled.
1478
01:30:32,296 --> 01:30:34,472
Yeah, I was involved
in the Greek Centre,
1479
01:30:34,516 --> 01:30:36,518
but Rachel twisted
everything around.
1480
01:30:36,561 --> 01:30:38,128
Yeah. I know
what that's like.
1481
01:30:42,785 --> 01:30:44,134
You're gonna do great
at the debate tomorrow.
1482
01:30:47,746 --> 01:30:49,139
[HEAVY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
1483
01:30:53,709 --> 01:30:55,450
[PEOPLE SHOUTING]
1484
01:31:12,641 --> 01:31:14,773
I thought we might
do a little business.
1485
01:31:27,133 --> 01:31:29,266
I thought you
finished Carlton's paper
last week.
1486
01:31:29,309 --> 01:31:32,661
I did, but I wanted to
add some of the ideas
from our campaign.
1487
01:31:32,704 --> 01:31:34,097
You really are a dork.
1488
01:31:35,185 --> 01:31:36,578
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
1489
01:31:39,798 --> 01:31:40,886
Hmm.
1490
01:31:41,844 --> 01:31:42,801
[BEEPS]
1491
01:31:45,195 --> 01:31:46,196
What just happened?I don't...
1492
01:31:46,239 --> 01:31:47,806
Make it come back.
1493
01:31:47,850 --> 01:31:48,677
COMPUTER:
[IN ROBOTIC VOICE] Uh-oh.
1494
01:31:50,592 --> 01:31:52,594
She just opened it.
1495
01:31:52,637 --> 01:31:54,987
Voila. One poisoned Apple.
1496
01:31:59,122 --> 01:32:00,776
Uh...
1497
01:32:00,819 --> 01:32:02,560
COMPUTER: Self-destruct.
1498
01:32:02,604 --> 01:32:04,780
LENNY: Oh, my God.
1499
01:32:04,823 --> 01:32:06,042
Oh, no.
1500
01:32:12,396 --> 01:32:13,832
All right, pay up.
1501
01:32:15,181 --> 01:32:16,531
[SIGHS]
1502
01:32:18,402 --> 01:32:19,316
Yes!
1503
01:32:24,756 --> 01:32:27,019
She's gone catatonic.
1504
01:32:27,063 --> 01:32:29,239
It's no use.
Even I can't fix this.
1505
01:32:30,719 --> 01:32:32,242
My paper,
due tomorrow.
1506
01:32:33,373 --> 01:32:35,941
The debate, tomorrow.
1507
01:32:35,985 --> 01:32:37,769
The guy definitely
knew what he was doing.
1508
01:32:37,813 --> 01:32:39,989
What about... Ow!
1509
01:32:41,773 --> 01:32:43,819
I can't let her
win like this.
1510
01:32:43,862 --> 01:32:45,560
But the debate
starts in 12 hours.
1511
01:32:48,084 --> 01:32:49,738
I'm just gonna have
to pull an all-nighter.
1512
01:33:49,232 --> 01:33:51,321
MAN ON PA: The debate's
about to begin.
1513
01:33:51,364 --> 01:33:52,714
Candidates, please
report to the stage.
1514
01:33:57,501 --> 01:33:59,329
We couldn't find
her anywhere.
1515
01:33:59,372 --> 01:34:02,071
Where could she be?
She should be done
with her paper by now.
1516
01:34:06,379 --> 01:34:08,643
MAN ON PA:
We need all candidates
on stage now.
1517
01:34:23,353 --> 01:34:26,095
Sydney. Sydney,
you got to wake up.
1518
01:34:26,878 --> 01:34:27,879
[MOANING]
1519
01:34:35,844 --> 01:34:38,411
I know you're tired,
but you can't give up now.
1520
01:34:38,455 --> 01:34:40,370
You mean a lot to
those guys out there.
1521
01:34:43,199 --> 01:34:44,853
You mean a lot to me.
1522
01:35:04,176 --> 01:35:05,221
Okay. I'm awake now.
1523
01:35:05,264 --> 01:35:06,091
Come on.
1524
01:35:09,051 --> 01:35:12,532
All right. Well,
I'm afraid we can't wait
any longer for Ms White.
1525
01:35:12,576 --> 01:35:14,186
[DOOR OPENING]
1526
01:35:14,230 --> 01:35:16,362
I'm here!
I'm here!
1527
01:35:16,406 --> 01:35:17,755
[CROWD GASPS]
1528
01:35:27,330 --> 01:35:31,943
Ms Witchburn,
if you win another
term as president,
1529
01:35:31,987 --> 01:35:33,728
what will you do differently?
1530
01:35:35,120 --> 01:35:37,035
Why fix what isn't broken?
1531
01:35:37,079 --> 01:35:38,733
[ALL CHEERING]
1532
01:35:40,952 --> 01:35:42,998
This has been a great
year for the university
1533
01:35:43,041 --> 01:35:45,043
and I am particularly proud
to be breaking ground
1534
01:35:45,087 --> 01:35:47,350
on the Greek Life Centre
very soon.
1535
01:35:47,393 --> 01:35:48,786
[CHEERING]
1536
01:35:54,574 --> 01:35:56,751
Ms White,
your rebuttal?
1537
01:35:57,316 --> 01:36:00,929
[BOOING]
1538
01:36:00,972 --> 01:36:04,062
I guess your people
couldn't make it. It's
just you and your dorks.
1539
01:36:08,327 --> 01:36:09,241
[DOOR OPENING]
1540
01:36:12,288 --> 01:36:13,419
Go, Sydney!
1541
01:36:13,463 --> 01:36:14,333
Oh, my God.
1542
01:36:15,465 --> 01:36:18,337
GIRL: Go, Sydney!
1543
01:36:18,381 --> 01:36:19,469
[FANFARE PLAYING]
1544
01:36:25,867 --> 01:36:27,433
Go Sydney!
1545
01:36:27,477 --> 01:36:28,957
Go Sydney!
1546
01:36:30,349 --> 01:36:31,873
I vote for Sydney!
1547
01:36:50,195 --> 01:36:51,806
[DRUM ROLL PLAYING]
1548
01:36:52,632 --> 01:36:54,112
ALL: Go!
1549
01:36:56,114 --> 01:36:57,942
For years,
you've been oppressed
by the Greek elite,
1550
01:36:57,986 --> 01:37:00,118
who take
everything for themselves
1551
01:37:00,162 --> 01:37:01,859
and leave nothing
for the rest of us.
1552
01:37:01,903 --> 01:37:03,078
[BOOING]
1553
01:37:05,341 --> 01:37:07,909
It's time for
the rest of the school
to take back the school.
1554
01:37:07,952 --> 01:37:09,084
Yeah!
1555
01:37:09,127 --> 01:37:10,346
[CHEERING]
1556
01:37:10,389 --> 01:37:12,870
I bet most of you
have no idea
1557
01:37:12,914 --> 01:37:16,134
how great the campus
a cappella group is,
and why would you?
1558
01:37:16,178 --> 01:37:20,356
The social and cultural
landscape is entirely
run by the Greeks.
1559
01:37:20,399 --> 01:37:22,619
And those guys are
forced to practice
in a dank basement.
1560
01:37:22,662 --> 01:37:23,968
That's hard on
their vocal cords.
1561
01:37:24,012 --> 01:37:25,665
BOY: Yeah!
1562
01:37:25,709 --> 01:37:27,145
Professor Carlton...
1563
01:37:27,189 --> 01:37:29,017
Let her finish.
1564
01:37:29,060 --> 01:37:32,194
I have met so many great
and interesting people here,
1565
01:37:32,237 --> 01:37:34,283
that I never would have met
if I didn't step out
of my own little world.
1566
01:37:35,675 --> 01:37:39,679
Before,
all I wanted was to fit in.
1567
01:37:39,723 --> 01:37:42,944
But I've learned
that we're all
searching to fit in.
1568
01:37:42,987 --> 01:37:45,250
And we all feel
like outsiders.
1569
01:37:45,294 --> 01:37:47,600
And we all do things
and feel things
1570
01:37:47,644 --> 01:37:51,996
that are bizarre
and unconventional
and dorky.
1571
01:37:52,040 --> 01:37:53,345
[CHEERING]
1572
01:37:53,389 --> 01:37:54,694
We're all dorks.
1573
01:37:54,738 --> 01:37:56,044
Yeah!
1574
01:37:58,394 --> 01:38:01,571
My name is Sydney White.
My dad's a plumber.
1575
01:38:01,614 --> 01:38:05,183
I collect comic books and
I'm secretly terrified
of balloon animals.
1576
01:38:05,227 --> 01:38:06,706
[CROWD LAUGHS]
1577
01:38:06,750 --> 01:38:07,925
I'm a dork.
1578
01:38:07,969 --> 01:38:09,144
Yeah!
1579
01:38:09,187 --> 01:38:10,275
[CHEERING]
1580
01:38:13,191 --> 01:38:15,454
I'm Tyler Prince.
1581
01:38:15,498 --> 01:38:17,892
I'm the current high scorer
in Gurkin of Honor.
1582
01:38:20,242 --> 01:38:21,939
I'm a dork.
1583
01:38:21,983 --> 01:38:23,288
[CHEERING]
1584
01:38:30,078 --> 01:38:33,211
My name is...
Well, it's really Sanford,
1585
01:38:33,255 --> 01:38:36,127
and I've never had sex
with a girl before.
1586
01:38:36,171 --> 01:38:37,476
[CROWD MURMURING]
1587
01:38:37,520 --> 01:38:40,218
But I really,
really want to.
1588
01:38:41,176 --> 01:38:42,699
I'm a dork.
1589
01:38:42,742 --> 01:38:44,005
[CHEERING]
1590
01:38:51,273 --> 01:38:52,187
Hi.
1591
01:38:53,318 --> 01:38:54,624
My name is Jeremy.
1592
01:39:00,021 --> 01:39:02,458
I used to speak
only through my puppet.
1593
01:39:06,723 --> 01:39:08,464
I'm a dork!
1594
01:39:08,507 --> 01:39:09,639
[CHEERING]
1595
01:39:14,600 --> 01:39:16,689
My name's Moose.
1596
01:39:16,733 --> 01:39:19,040
When I was 13,
I was the top-ranked male
1597
01:39:19,083 --> 01:39:20,171
figure skater in
the state of New Jersey.
1598
01:39:21,042 --> 01:39:22,565
BOY: Dude!
1599
01:39:22,608 --> 01:39:24,523
So I guess that
makes me a dork.
1600
01:39:24,567 --> 01:39:26,134
[CHEERING]
1601
01:39:30,268 --> 01:39:33,445
I've hated
Rachel Witchburn
1602
01:39:33,489 --> 01:39:36,796
ever since she told me
I had mom arms
freshman year,
1603
01:39:36,840 --> 01:39:38,581
and I have
a voodoo doll of her in
1604
01:39:38,624 --> 01:39:39,669
my underwear drawer and
I stick pins in it.
1605
01:39:45,327 --> 01:39:47,546
Oh, and I'm a dork.
1606
01:39:47,590 --> 01:39:49,070
[CHEERING]
1607
01:39:53,117 --> 01:39:58,427
Hi. My name is Dinky
Hodgekiss and I think
I'm in love with a dork.
1608
01:39:59,471 --> 01:40:01,038
[ALL WHOOPING]
1609
01:40:04,476 --> 01:40:05,738
[CHEERS]
1610
01:40:05,782 --> 01:40:08,045
Let's hear it for the dorks!
1611
01:40:08,089 --> 01:40:09,351
[ALL CHEERING]
1612
01:40:27,543 --> 01:40:29,675
Rachel Witchburn,
you've exhibited
1613
01:40:29,719 --> 01:40:32,722
behavior unsuitable
for a Kappa.
1614
01:40:32,765 --> 01:40:35,681
You've lied,
manipulated,
and verbally
1615
01:40:35,725 --> 01:40:38,293
abused your sisters
and fellow students.
1616
01:40:38,336 --> 01:40:42,253
And you are just
such a... A bitch.
1617
01:40:45,604 --> 01:40:49,173
We, all of us,
1618
01:40:49,217 --> 01:40:51,741
hereby strip you
of the privileges
of the Kappa sisterhood.
1619
01:40:55,136 --> 01:40:57,399
But you can't!
You can't just...
1620
01:40:57,442 --> 01:40:58,530
We just did.
1621
01:40:59,792 --> 01:41:00,706
Hmm!
1622
01:41:04,362 --> 01:41:06,625
ALL: Here comes a Kappa,
queen of the Row.
1623
01:41:06,669 --> 01:41:09,802
She's hot,
she's cool,
she ain't no ho.
1624
01:41:09,846 --> 01:41:11,239
She's got style,
she's got class.
1625
01:41:11,282 --> 01:41:12,718
Prada...
1626
01:41:12,762 --> 01:41:13,502
And from behind,
a kicking...
1627
01:41:13,545 --> 01:41:14,372
Gucci...
1628
01:41:15,373 --> 01:41:16,244
[KAPPAS GIGGLING]
1629
01:41:16,853 --> 01:41:18,246
[SCREAMING]
1630
01:41:29,605 --> 01:41:30,867
[GOOD DAY PLAYING]
1631
01:42:06,859 --> 01:42:08,818
[SNEEZES]
1632
01:42:08,861 --> 01:42:11,647
Oh, no. You're not
getting sick, are you?
1633
01:42:11,690 --> 01:42:13,518
Nah. It's just
the mulch.
1634
01:42:14,215 --> 01:42:15,346
Oh.
1635
01:42:15,390 --> 01:42:16,304
[BOTH MOANING]
1636
01:42:25,704 --> 01:42:26,488
[CAR HORN HONKS]
1637
01:42:29,404 --> 01:42:32,494
Hey, we're from
Southeast State and we're
lost. Can you help us?
1638
01:42:37,542 --> 01:42:40,545
I will be your guide.
1639
01:42:40,589 --> 01:42:43,200
Give me five minutes.
1640
01:42:43,244 --> 01:42:44,593
Take all the time
you need.
1641
01:42:55,604 --> 01:42:57,258
Okay. Bye.
1642
01:43:00,304 --> 01:43:03,307
Terrence!
What happened?
1643
01:43:03,351 --> 01:43:06,571
Hey, guys. I finally
perfected my predictive
analytic probability theory.
1644
01:43:09,705 --> 01:43:11,837
It can predict anything from
1645
01:43:11,881 --> 01:43:14,666
the behavior of
amino acids in a stable
isotope peptide bond
1646
01:43:14,710 --> 01:43:16,625
to the outcome of
sporting events.
1647
01:43:18,496 --> 01:43:21,456
So I sold it to
ibet.com for $10 million.
1648
01:43:23,458 --> 01:43:24,459
[ALL LAUGHING]
1649
01:43:25,373 --> 01:43:27,636
Are you kidding me?
1650
01:43:27,679 --> 01:43:29,290
You are rich man!
1651
01:43:32,771 --> 01:43:34,686
You know I helped.
I did.
1652
01:43:34,730 --> 01:43:35,774
[WHISTLES]
1653
01:43:44,392 --> 01:43:45,871
ALL: Aw!
1654
01:43:50,006 --> 01:43:51,660
Oh, let's take a picture.
1655
01:43:52,661 --> 01:43:53,618
Come on, come on.
1656
01:43:56,447 --> 01:43:58,232
Get together.
1657
01:44:00,408 --> 01:44:01,496
Say cheese.
1658
01:44:01,539 --> 01:44:02,236
ALL: Cheese.
1659
01:44:06,370 --> 01:44:09,286
SYDNEY: So,
that's the story
of Sydney White.
1660
01:44:09,330 --> 01:44:12,507
My mom was right.
I did make friends for life.
1661
01:44:12,550 --> 01:44:15,597
And we all lived...
Well, do you
even have to ask?
1662
01:44:17,033 --> 01:44:18,774
Dorkily ever after.
1663
01:44:22,952 --> 01:44:24,910
[I'M NOT WORRIED PLAYING]
1664
01:46:12,844 --> 01:46:16,021
[BEAUTIFUL SURPRISE PLAYING]
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