Original subtitles

Three bamboos

I win

You win?

West wind

Seven bamboos

Wait...

What?

Four of a kind

White Dragon, another Four of a Kind

Again?

Look everyone

Red Dragon

Red Dragon, Four of a kind

Really?

Look, The Great Scholars, Four of a Kind

East wind!

Another Four of a kind?

It's more like a miracle!

Four sets of Four of a kind

I need another

East Wind tile...

Damn it, North Wind

Pong

North Wind

Look! I've won

Let me help you out

I just needed the North Wind

Too bad for you

It's fate, even if you've got a good hand

I don't have a good hand, but I have luck

Now let's see, what do you need?

South Wind. I've got the triplet

Never imagined I held 3 South Wind

And she wants that

The gates have opened

No.5 GOOD FORTUNE is in the lead

Yes, GOOD FORTUNE

Following closely behind

...is No.2- WHITE DRAGON

Here comes ANNIE

ANNIE is in third place

She's charging ahead

GOOD FORTUNE is still in the lead

Still leading

WHITE DRAGON is close behind

When Jimmy's here, no one's poor

I did say GOOD FORTUNE has good chances

GOOD FORTUNE is still in the lead

Here comes GOOD FORTUNE

GOOD FORTUNE it is

GOOD FORTUNE is still in the lead

WHITE DRAGON at second, ANNIE at third place

ANNIE is in good shape today

But I don't think she can make it

Here they come

Approaching the platform

At the platform

GOOD FORTUNE is still leading

WHITE DRAGON in second, ANNIE is in third

BLESSING is in fourth

GOOD FORTUNE is still in the lead

I'm sure GOOD FORTUNE will be the winner

Almost at the finish-line

GOOD FORTUNE is still in the lead

WHITE DRAGON follows close behind

Here at the finishing line

GOOD FORTUNE, No.5, 1st

WHITE DRAGON, No.2, 2nd

ANNIE -No.7, 3rd

The winning combination is 5, 2

Dividends will be announced later

So annoying

Hello, who is it?

Hello, who's this?

Who are you looking for?

I'm looking for Jimmy Fang

Speaking. May I know who's calling?

I know it's you. I can see you

You can see me?

Of course

You must live across the street then. You are...

I am... Guess

How can I guess?

Miss, I'm busy. What do you want?

You're busy, huh?

Busy looking into the binoculars?

Stop kidding

I haven't started on my column in the racing post

And I've got the film reviews to work on

Plus other columns in different papers

I'm sorry; Novelist, film critic, racing-post columnist-

When Jimmy's here, no one's poor

Who... who are you?

Your good neighbor. I've been watching you

Exercise in the morning, writing at night

I'm impressed. You're an all rounder

Such muscular physique

How did you get my number?

Not me only, but lots of others do

You're a celebrity you know

You're on the list of Hong Kong Celebrities

Of course you're listed in the phone book

And printed on the back of your novels...

Jimmy Fang- 686484

I can't believe you asked me that

Well then may I...

Absolutely

You'd certainly be dying to know what I'm like

I'm 26, five foot five & half

A lot of people remark I look like Hu Jin the actress

Hu Jin?

So?

You don't believe me?

Of course I believe you

I'd have thought you and that actor...

Mr. Zhang were seeing each other, right?

What are you talking about?

You are different

Can you come visit me here?

We can have a drink

Not a good idea

Why not?

We shouldn't see each other now

Do you remember Zhuang Yuanyong

Pardon?

Zhuang Yuanyong of Rediffusion Radio

He often says, 'we're meeting on air again'

Let's do the same for now

Every time at this hour...

We'll meet on air once

This is our first conversation

Jimmy, I love you

Jin...

Someone help, there's a thief

Help, there's a thief

What is it?

The panty you gave me is missing

I had put it out here to dry

How would I know it'd vanish!

I can't believe that pervert

Not gonna spare him if he doesn't hand it back

Such a dirty mind

Stealing from me

He's got guts. If I catch him...

I'll take him to the police station

I mean it

Roasted chestnuts...

Go after her, hold her tight...

Hold her tight, don't let her move. Smooch her

Come on

Press her down

A little more forcefully... go on

This is exciting

Hey, people at front don't block the way, move over

Get your tickets, pay up soon, great show

Watch the movie after this show

Cut

Done

"Last Tango in Hong Kong"

Director Jin

Tell us about your future productions

Sure...

You know now the Orient is a hot topic

We've opened an international market

Working with multi-national firms

We have a developed...

a global distribution network

Many say that...

our productions are just blue movies

But our viewers...

are big shots from all over the world

Prime ministers, presidents

...senators, you name it

Many say that our productions are vulgar

You should know that

Our buyers are all the upper crust of the society

Even creme de la creme

The grassroots can't afford such entertainment

Director Jin

What's the next movie?

Um... First Feet, the Woman and the Dog

Move over

Hold your tickets, or buy a ticket

Those with yellow tickets, pay your balance. Green...

ticket holders go for the next show. After the movie

...you can go visit a doctor without a license

Sit down

Sit down

Hold your tickets, or buy a ticket

Those with yellow tickets, pay your balance. Green...

ticket holders go for the next show. After the movie

...you can go visit a doctor without a license

Sit down

All Yan's productions are mere blue pornos

Don't block the others

Sit down

Will seven dollars do?

Go watch your wife instead, get out!

Sit down, don't mind him, it's about to start

Shut up... the show's about to begin

Please watch the next show for those who have ticket

If you don't, buy your tickets

Pay your ticket balance

Hey, your ticket?

Jimmy Fang, film critic

I don't care. Ticket?

No? How long have you worked here?

Don't you know who I am?

You don't recognise me, huh?

I know who you are

Let me tell you

Director, actor, boss

Wouldn't wanna go for dimsum even if you're treating

When the studios invite me to watch midnight shows...

they'd give me night snacks, red envelope etc.

I wouldn't bother

You want me to pay for watching this kind of dump!

Man, we got rents to pay here

For water and electricity, too

We need money to shoot a movie, you know?

You want to watch for free?

Watch for free?

Moreover, I want to drink brandy for free

Notjust the brandy

I also expect you to give me a red envelope

You know?

Notjust the red envelope...

I want the two girls at the back to eat with me

...and then I want to sleep with them

Got it?

What?

If not you'll be in the paper tomorrow

What? Let us take this outside

What are you doing?

You can write, I can fight

You son of a bitch

You think I don't know you?

Your surname is Fang

You visited Director Jin over Chinese New Year

...and stole his lighter

A buxom actress treated you to movie & dinner

You stole five thousand dollars

...from her purse

Do you deny?

I'll be in the papers? You'll be at the police station

Are you bluffing?

Bluffing, huh?

Have you seen Last Tango in Paris?

Do you know who Marlon Brando is?

What are you getting at?

What am I getting at?

Are you aware that Marlon Brando...

is the Best Actor of the Film Critics Award?

Unlike people like you

Biased son-of-a-bitch

Calling yourself a film critic!

Do you know what this is?

Butter

What's this for?

Eating

Eating? Can you think of something else?

Do you know what Marlon Brando did

...with this in Last Tango in Paris?

No idea

No? Let me enlighten you

This is an eye-opener... come

This is Marlon Brando of Kowloon

Teach him a lesson

What are you doing?

Think about it

We are surrounded by sex shops in this district

How can one be sane?

That's right

We must take out these bad influence on the society

We must create awareness

If we insist, we'll win

We must focus

Well said...

Hello, is this Miss Hu?

Sorry? What?

What nonsense are you talking about?

This isn't a love motel, you've got a wrong number

This is a funeral home here

Mister, please come up here

Welcome

I guarantee you will be satisfied, come

Go to hell, what's the big deal?

You dirty old man

Hello

Is this Jimmy?

You thought I'd never call again?

Oh no... on the contrary

We meet on air again

I see that you're drinking

I've got my own drink

That's great, let's drink together

Cheers

I thought you said Cheers

Sure, cheers

Hu Jin, you said yesterday...

What did you call me?

Didn't you say you're Hu Jin?

Hu Jin?

No silly

I said some people think that I look like Hu Jin

Then you are...

There are three characters in my name

Three characters?

Hu Yinyin?

You're very smart, and imaginative

Of course

Without that I couldn't be a novelist now, right?

Miss Hu, no... Hu Yinyin

I should call you Yinyin

Honestly, what I mean to say is...

you look much better in person

Do you mean it?

Of course

Thanks

Other than your novels...

I love reading your movie reviews

You often criticize them of being too dirty or vulgar

But you're fair

I don't like vulgarity in the movies

So... you like dirty?

You have a dirty mind

I'm already...

Better not tell you

What is it?

I think we should have our own secrets

What is it?

I am sort of very rash

Please finish your sentence

I...

Come on, spill it

Fine, I'll tell you

I'm married, I have a husband

You have a husband? You haven't mentioned it?

We were college friends, you see

We got married during our first year at university

Shit, my husband's back

Gotta go, see you tomorrow

Yinyin...

"Moral Reinforcing Society"

"You will know tonight"

Hello

Hello, is this Jimmy?

Yinyin?

Who's Yinyin?

You aren't Yinyin?

You have a good imagination

It's okay. You can call me anything you want

Let me tell you

My husband knows about our relationship

Our relationship!

Do we have a relationship?

Of course, but I've exaggerated a bit

I told him we've had an ongoing affair

Let me finish

He's stupid, clumsy and very jealous

I wanted him to divorce me

He refused, so...

I chose you

You're prepared to marry me?

But we've got to meet first

That's not a problem

But I must divorce him first

That's why I told him I've been seeing you

Now he's got furious

I think he's heading your way

You know, he's got a rifle

A rifle?

I don't want you to marry me, lady

Don't worry, I won't

You show yourself off by the window everyday

Spying into others' secrets

Exposing others' private lives on your columns

Shut up, you bitch

Mr. Fang, my husband is selfish and a real tyrant

He's really mad this time

Look, there he is

Shut up, you can't do this to me

Of course I wouldn't

I planned the whole thing

After he kills you, I call the police; he goes to jail

I used this plan to get a divorce

Isn't it a perfect plan, Mr. Fang?

Hello...

Hello...

Hello...

All tiles the same, right?

It's about time

My turn to win

Why did you discard that tile?

This one

Pay up

Yours

This tile just comes in time

Be careful, Seventh Lady

Don't die of laughter like Great Second Uncle before

Bullshit

Don't curse me

Can't you say something nice?

I am well-mannered

Things that go around

...come around, too

Never know, you might have to pawn your pants

It's fine to pawn your pants

Just don't pawn yourself

Five hundred

The one thing you must have...

these days is money

The one thing you mustn't have... is sickness

I went to a doctor the other day, I was coughing

He gave me an injection, 2 packets of pills

And the bill comes to HK$350

So expensive!

Isn't that like a total rip-off?

Exactly

I think he'll soon end up like Doctor Ng Sun Kin

Ng Sun Kin? You mean that gynecologist?

That's the one

This Dr. Ng the specialist...

is famous for sponging on his patients

Of course, his patients

...are all idle rich ladies

They'd go to him for slightest headache

Guess how much he charges them?

How much?

A thousand

A thousand?

Don't worry, you're fine

Really?

I don't feel right

Back pains, dizziness

When does all that occur?

In the mornings

Mornings?

After playing Mahjong overnight

It's the same every time

After a night of Mahjong playing

I think that happens to everyone

I'm different

I can't sleep even a wink in a few days

Insomnia... serious case of insomnia

I counted the sheep, right upto 100

After that I forgot what number I counted to

I just couldn't fall asleep

When exactly does that occur?

When I can't find enough friends to play mahjong

Sorry?

I get it. It's only in your mind

Other than playing mahjong...

you can go to a movie, listen to music

No, I used to go to the movies...

every Sunday with the whole family

But the movies nowadays

...are not suitable for children

So vulgar, my husband doesn't want to watch

He said the movies these days...

have nothing but fucking & swearing

Perhaps you could try dancing

Dancing is fun too, you know

Dance?

I actually quite like dancing

But being occupied with Mahjong for a long time,

When I tango...

I can't stretch my legs

This one? Here?

Stretch it

Lift up your hand

Come on

Five thousand? So expensive?

Don't ask him to dance next time

One day, it's gonna be pay-back time

He has a new patient, in her twenties

...with shapely legs and

a good figure

Big round eyes

She's the one...

who sent Dr. Ng into a trap

Register

Have you been here before?

No, this is the first time

Your name?

Yu Juanjuan

Miss Yu, what's the problem?

It hurts here from time to time

I think it's chronic appendicitis

The appendix is on the other side

Over here?

Any discomfort elsewhere?

The stomach?

That's right

What's wrong?

I get hungry when I don't eat

And I often feel full when I've had enough

Does it hurt?

A little, it tickles at first

Feels a bit numb

Like... like a bee on you

Then a sudden pain

But comfortable afterwards

You are fine, Miss Yu

That's chronic stomachache, no need to be edgy

Just be careful of what you eat from now on

Go dancing, swimming

I'll write you a prescription

Once every four hours

Come back in two days. Miss Yang...

That would be all

Thanks, doctor

Excuse me...

It's alright

Thief

That fellow stole my purse

Robber!

Take your medicine

Once every three hours

I'll see you in a few days

Miss Zhao, come with me please

Sure. Thanks, Dr. Ng

Miss Wang, thanks

Miss Yu Juanjuan

Good progress

Dr. Ng, I heard from the others

...that you are very thorough

But I don't agree

Why not?

Absolutely

Why then?

Maybe you don't think my problem is serious

All you do is listen to my pulse

...but nothing else

Miss Yu, I don't know what you mean

Of course, I'm not a doctor

I don't know how to make a diagnosis

But I'm a patient

And I've been to many doctors

You can'tjust check my pulse

You should listen to my heart

Check out my lungs, stomach etc.

But you, you've done no tests...

and you said that I've chronic stomachache

You haven't even touched me

Miss Yu, that's very normal

I don't think there's anything wrong

But all patients...

want the doctors to check them thoroughly

Fine

I'll examine again

Really?

What do you think?

Good

Please come over here

It hurts here, doctor

How about here?

A little

Here?

Doesn't feel much

Here?

And here?

Miss Yu, there's nothing wrong with you

I'll write you a prescription nevertheless

No shots, doctor?

Shots?

It will help, won't it?

Are you sure?

Fine, I'll give you an injection

Miss Yang

Give Miss Yu a vitamin B shot

Please doctor, you do it for me

I'm not saying that Ms Yang isn't good enough

But I'm scared

I'd rather have a doctor's personal attention

I will feel safer

Don't worry, it isn't penicillin

It's just a regular shot

Alright

I had another injection 2 days ago

It still hurts

Could you inject on the other side, please?

Sure

Doctor Ng, slowly, please

It won't hurt

Does it hurt?

No

Doctor Ng, you're really dexterous

Doctor Ng

What?

Please massage me

Or else the medicine would cumulate here

It won't

Doctor Ng, you're great

Strange girl, this one! I think...

The patients are getting very strange

They are terribly suspicious

They take headaches for meningitis

Aches in the legs for arthritis

One lady dropped by today

Pointed at her belly...

and said her belly hurts

She asked me how long she'll live!

I told her not to worry

Only two weeks

And?

She fainted on the spot

After I had revived her...

I asked why she fainted,

since I told her she'll be fine in 2 weeks

And she remarked...

She thought that she only had 2 weeks to live

The richer the patients...

the more weird they get

That isn't a problem

But I'm worried she might be upto something

Be careful

You remember, a doctor...

drugged and raped his patient?

It's shameful

But people can't blame doctors for everything

Miss Yang, the patient Miss Yu

She hasn't come here lately?

Which one?

We have three patients named Yu

Two are Miss Yu

And the other one- Mrs. Yu

Which one are you talking about?

The Miss or the Mrs.?

Miss Yu Juanjuan

You yourself gave her a shot

She should have been here last Friday

But she hasn't showed up in 9 days

That's true

Our patients should at least call and say hello

Especially the pretty ones

They often let the doctor worry

Don't you worry

I don't think she was sick in the first place

What? Closing now?

It's 5:30 p. M

It's urgent, an emergency

What is it?

You haven't come here for a while

I told you to drop by the day after

There's nothing wrong with my stomach now

Earlier I was in Macau for a few days

What's wrong now?

I think I might have cancer

Cancer?

Don't be silly

And don't listen to others' bullshit

It's true. I feel something

I think there's a lump here; doesn't hurt though

I heard that it's a symptom of breast cancer

Please check

Sure

Inside, please

You can go now

Alright

Miss Yang, OT for you

Lie down

Doctor Ng

It's here

No lumps

Yes

Here

It moves around

Moves around?

Here?

Don't worry, Miss Yu

I guarantee it's not breast cancer

What is it then?

It's nothing, you worried unnecessarily

Miss Yu, do you want an injection today?

Ask Doctor Ng

There's no need. Put your clothes on

Are you sure it's not breast cancer?

Don't lie to me

I know it could be serious

It's terminal

If detected early, I can cut it out

Cut it out?

Don't be silly

This will cure your stomachache

Next time you're here...

I can give you other type of pills...

for long term use. Gradually it'll get better

Thanks

Sorry to keep you late

No problem

Thanks. Sorry, Miss Yang

You're working overtime because of me

No problem

Bye

The lady is very bold

I'd say she's a bit crazy & abnormal

Don't tell anyone

About what?

The body check

Is this Doctor Ng's office?

Yes

Can I speak to the doctor please?

Sure, may I know who's calling?

Yu Juanjuan, his patient

Hold on, please

Hello, who's this?

Doctor Ng?

Miss Yu? What is it?

I need to speak to you urgently

Not on the phone

It's not such a good idea at your clinic

It's sort of personal

And I'm scared of Miss Yang

I better not see her

Don't worry, just tell me

Didn't I just say, not over the phone

Are you busy tonight?

Could you drop by my place for dinner?

It's quiet here

Just me and my maid

This isn't a good idea

Just think of it as a house-visit to your patient

Doctors are like the patients' parents

How could you ignore me when I need you?

I'll wait for you at seven

You must come

It's fixed then, see you at seven

Hey...

Sir, the lady called

She said she's having dinner with friends

She'll be home a bit late

Doctor Ng, the lady is waiting. Take a seat

Miss, the doctor's here

Doctor Ng? Please come inside

Yes

Doctor Ng, please go into the room

Please

Come in and take a seat

Come in, please

I better wait outside

The maid's there!

Don't worry, she knows you're a doctor

And I'm used to body checks. Besides...

This is more convenient

Don't you have something to tell me?

It can wait

After dinner and a few drinks

Then I'll tell you

I must get my courage up first

Well, now you may tell me

Not here, come in

Come on

The door

What is it?

Come closer, I've fallen in love

Fallen in love?

Come closer, I'll tell you

Go on then

I... I'm in love with you

What rubbish!

You don't believe me? Listen

I smile whenever I see you

You are slick and handsome

There's no worries when I'm with you

I smile whenever I see you

You are charming and good mannered

I'm always happy when I'm with you

I wonder why

I can't stop smiling whenever I see you

Because I'm in love with you

It's not what you've expected

I smile whenever I see you

You are slick and handsome

There's no worries when I'm with you

No, doctor

I want... no, Sun Kin

No

Come

Don't

How could you do this?

No

Yes

You can't

You can't do this...

Let go

Don't run

What?

You want to rape me?

Yes

I'll yell

Please don't

I'll yell

Don't

Baby

What's the matter?

What are you doing?

What are you both up to?

What are you doing?

Scoundrel, are you trying to drug my wife?

Who is your wife?

What?

If not mine then is she your wife?

It's a body check

Shameless

You call this a body check, huh?

I knew you're up to no good

A beast in a suit

Don't try to play innocent

Listen to this

No...

No

No, Sun Kin

No

How could you do this the very first time?

No, don't

You can't blame me for this

You can't do this...

She asked me here, she consented

Damn it, I've got proof

Why didn't you tell me that you're married?

I hate men

He's a bully, a triad boss

Nicknamed the Bear

That's right, I'm called "The Big Black Bear"

You should have checked

Some nerve you've got!

Bastard, I'll hack you to death

You wouldn't dare

Never mind

Better keep this among us

Get him to pay you hush money

Then we'll settle this

Treat this as business, wife-for-rent

That's easy for you to say

Why don't YOU lend your wife, bastard?

What do you want from me?

I got scammed

Scammed? You got lucky

What do you want?

You're a doctor, she's a patient, there're records

You drugged and raped my wife. You'll go to jail;

Your licence could be revoked, too

Notjust a jail term;

Your reputation...

will go down the drain

How much are you asking for?

HKD$200,000

Two hundred grand?

Consider that a small sum

You've earned a lot over the years

You won't treat anyone who's poor

I heard that you charged one of your patients

...five thousand for a dance

My wife slept with you

So? I think I can ask you for that amount

That's a good deal for you, doctor

C'mon, cough up the dough to avert a calamity

I'd be needing the negatives & the cassette tape

You think it's that easy?

The two hundred grand is just a start

Just to vent my rage

Vent your rage?

Wouldn't you be angry if your wife got raped?

You'll act the same

If this cheque bounces...

I'm gonna kill you

Then they got another HKD$300,000 from him

Well deserved punishment; Eight bamboos

Pong

I've won

I was preoccupied with talking

I'm over, waiter

What is it?

I want to borrow two hundred

You should borrow four hundred

What for?

You're going to need it anyway

Can't you say something nice?

Boss, the watch pawns for two hundred

Whose is this?

Seventh Lady's

Return it to her, I'll take care of it

Green Dragon

I've won

Look, that's what I had to do

Pay up

Sorry, I only have five dollars left

What? Five dollars?

Bitch, you must pay me

Whom are you calling a bitch?

What's the big deal?

What's up?

Pay him ninety-five dollars for me

I'll talk to your boss

We're all friends here

How much?

Two hundred in total

It's fine. Just take some customers at my love hotel

Fine

Waiter

Hurry over & look, there're people running naked

Streakers!

What's going on?

Film studio's publicity stint

That's the director at the front

Two actresses behind him

It isn't easy to be in the movie industry

Even harder being a director

See, notjust the actresses have to strip...

The director also

What was that for?

Country Bumpkin returning the wish

What wish?

Country Bumpkin the film did really well

Going to Wong Tai Sin Temple for obeisance

Oh boy, Wong Tai Sin must be a busy God

Even have to take care of a film's ratings

Win!

Where's the tile I need?

No wonder I keep losing

The Four Heavenly Kings are here

Hey, what are you looking at?

I have been losing

What are you standing here for?

Look at you!

No wonder I've been so unfortunate!

C'mon, beat it

Wait! Don't you leave all at once

Don't take all my money luck away

Can the two of you stay?

Damn it

Could you stop smoking?

Chain smoking

You smoke like a bloody chimney

Cigarettes are expensive, you ought to quit

Fine

I know you're in a bad mood; on a losing streak

Quit being a wisecrack

Waiter

What is it?

How many watts is this?

Why is it so dark?

100 Watts

No wonder

Agreed, one should save on electricity

But not like this

I'll change to a 200 watt bulb

What's the use?

Do you have one of 10,000 watts?

Sure

The film studio has 20,000-watt bulbs

Don't be so cheeky. Eight Circles

I have won

So soon?

Shit

What now?

Introduce two customers to me

Today I'll be your client

Let me take you to a special place

Which special place?

Boat dwellers

This place has a distinct feel to it

Come here, miss

We're cheap here

Come here

Pretty looking girls

Not bad

Mister, come here

It's great

Mister, miss, wait

Come here

Mister, miss

Look, she looks like you

Shut up

Come here, it's cheap and comfortable

We charge less

Come here

She is pretty

Yes

You're enjoying this

Come here

Mister, come here

Clean and comfortable

They are happy

Which one?

Jiang Lang

Jiang Lang

Who is it?

Hello, Seventh Lady

It's been a while

For you

Thanks

Don't go yet

Sure

Wait for me

Two hours?

At least three

Get some water

Baby

There are all signs of going a step further

This race has top racing dogs holding best records

No. 1, VISION was in an earlier race

Could there be a chance

...for him to win?

The gates have opened

No.1 is in the lead

No.2, 5,3,4 are following behind

No.1 is still leading ahead

No. 1, 2, 5

There's a clash between No. 4 and 5

And presently a clash amongst No.2 and 5

No. 3 is now tailing

No.1, 6, 5 are leading

What an excellent race!

No. 1, 6, 5

The three dogs, No. 1, 6 & 5

Could the underdog win?

We'll find out soon enough

No, 1, 6, 5 are leading

1, 6, 5 are running fast

Now they are at the finishing line

No. 6, 1, 4

It's No. 6, 1, 4 now

Oh, what a race!

The winner is No. 6-GOLD MINE

The winner would have to be judged by a photo

If the winner is GOLD MINE...

Dividend would amount to $18.6

If the winner is VISION

Dividend would be $9.8

If you win a Quinella...

The winning money could be a lot

And plenty of people are bound to be happy

The dividend is...

It's not rocking because of the waves

I know

Dividend $73.2

We're off

Sure

Finished?

You said you could find me a job at the hotel

What about it?

Have you spoken to your dad?

He definitely wouldn't allow me if I tell him

I've lost a lot in gambling

I must leave the boat

Well then

Come look for me at the love-hotel tomorrow

Sure, thanks

Be careful

Baby

I'll go take a shower first

Stop it

Who are you talking to?

There's a ghost

Hand... Ghost hand

What is it?

There's a ghost; a hand underneath the bed

A ghost!

What?

It's a ghost

There's a hand

What ghost?

This is a new building

It won't be haunted

What a load of crap!

It's true, a hand underneath the bed

Must be your hand

Return the money to them

Return it to them

You want to ruin my business

Let me tell you

This world is full of all kinds of ghosts

Poor ghosts, gambling ghosts, smoking ghosts...

That dirty old codger...

must be seeing things at his age

Can't believe it

Let's go

My clothes

Seventh Lady

What is it?

So it's an impish kid

Well? What's a boy-scout doing here?

Shut up

He's my cousin

Cousin? Please

Lady, a certain Mr. Jiang Lang is looking for you

Jiang Lang is the one I told you about

Give him a job here

The one from the boat?

Sure, he can work here

He can work as a cleaner

Are you rowing a boat?

Come here, come on...

You, in here

Come on

You

Come with me

What?

Ghost... there's a ghost

What's the matter?

It's a ghost

Where?

Look

Watch your mouth, okay?

Don't let the boss hear you

He'll fire your ass

It's true. A female ghost

Bare naked, she held my head

And wanted me to sleep with her

No big deal

It's true

Silly, she wants to sleep with you

I won't, she stinks!

Where do I sleep?

Look for an empty room

If there's none, just rest at the reception

Go on... Get to work

What? You're too old, go on

Get out of here

I don't want you. You're too old, get out

Go on, get out of here

Shoo... Go on. Out

Oh no

Oh, no...

What is it?

How awful, oh, no...

The bed's moving inside

Take a look...

You're such a hillbilly. It's an electric bed

An electric bed moves?

You don't know nothing, do you?

What? An electrical bed moves

An electrical hand!

Catch him

Grab him

Got him, boss

I knew it's you playing tricks here

You're trying to harm my business?

Take them out

Go on

Go

Well done, I'm impressed

Work at my casino starting tomorrow

Thanks, boss

Place your bets

Come on...

Don't move

Open

Four, five, six

Place your bets

Five hundred on small

One hundred on 4, 3

Four hundred on big

One hundred on 4, 3, 4, 4

Sure

Go on

Go on

Hands off

36... 36...

No win on this side

There's a win, HK$30,500

A tip, please?

Thanks

Here you go

Director Chen

Director Chen

Excuse me

It's been a while

Do I know you?

What?

Can't you recognize an old friend?

I'm Laoliu

Liu Laoliu

Do you remember?

No

When you were in Wong Tai Sin's drama troupe

We worked together

You wrote a screenplay...

and there's a character called Liu Laoliu

Liu Laoliu is sixth six

He stands at the bridge, worried

Two dogs fighting for a bone

Take one and hit the brick

But I don't want the brick to hurt my hand

I'm poor and unlucky

My life is worse than a dog's life, director

Take this

Director Chen

Yes?

Is that it? I'm not a beggar

Thanks

Who are your real friends these days?

Waiter, red, 12

12?

12

Yes

12, all in?

Brother

You again

If I see you mess around here again

...I'll break your leg

Give me a break, brother

Who's your brother, get out!

Then...

Go on...

Hurry

This is dice gambling

4 to 10 is small; 11 to 17 is big

One on one. If you bet on both sides...

you won't lose

Look, I bet $100 on small and $100 on big

Triple five

How?

All lost

The banker wins

Banker wins?

No... let's go

Open

2...

All dice are same number

Hello

2 with 1 and 6

3 with 4 and 5

Race number 1, 4 and 5

1, 6, 30

Five hundred dollars on each

No. 1, 2 for Race 6

No. 1, 5 for Race 8

No. 1, 3 for Race 9

One hundred on each

Sure

Our income is over 10,000 today

That's excellent

Here's three hundred for you

Two betting tickets for yesterday's races

They didn't win

You keep that now

Keep it?

Be careful, don't let the boss find out

2, 3 in Race 6

Sure

How much this time?

45,000 dollars?

If the boss finds out, you're dead meat

You better flee

Flee?

You wanna get yourself killed?

Director He

Where are you going?

Checking out a location for the shoot

You are...

Laoliu

Laoliu?

Liu Laoliu

You know Director Chen Gang

I'm a friend of his

We used to work together in Wong Tai Sin

I moved to Macau a few years ago

I'm just here to visit relatives

Then I got robbed

You know, when misfortune befalls...

My wallet, fountain pen, watch...

They took everything

So unlucky!

So... give me some money for a boat ride back?

Alright... here. Go

Look for me in Macau, my address hasn't changed

Hey, man

You... excuse me

Chen

Hey Chen, don't you recognize me?

Laoliu?

That's right

I remember

I thought you moved to Macau

Yes, been settled there for seven, eight years

This time...

What now? You got robbed?

Exactly, they've taken everything...

wallet, necklace... etc

Come on, I'll treat you to lunch

We can have a good chat there

This is too much

Come on, do start

Have a drink

Sure

So? How's Macau?

Macau, not bad

I run a love hotel

Business is OK

The main reason is because

There are electrical round beds

What about water beds?

Sure

Yeah, one's got to have the right furniture

Have you seen Chen Gang?

Chen Gang? The director? We're buddies

We used to work together

You were together in Wong Tai Sin stage play

I've watched your drama

You were playing...

Liu Laoliu

That's right

There's this song...

Liu Laoliu, who's sixty six

Standing worried on the bridge

Two dogs fighting for a bone

Take one and hit the brick

But I don't want the brick to hurt my hand

That's right. Have you met Seventh Lady?

Seventh Lady?

Sixth lady's younger sister, isn't it?

The one who loves to play mahjong

She plays mahjong all the time

Yesterday I played Mahjong with her all day

That woman

Have you seen the boss?

Which boss?

The plump one

The one with the beer belly?

Doesn't have that big a paunch

You must have got it wrong

That's what I remember

Maybe he's lost some weight

Been to the saunas lately?

Using finicky machines to lose some weight

I told him the other day

He has to be careful with those machines

Otherwise he'll get hurt

What about the Thirteenth Sister?

Thirteenth Sister? Of course I remember

The one who wrote a column...

in "San Sheng Daily"?

Well, she passed away

I wasn't talking about her

The younger sister of the Twelfth Sister

The older sister of the Fourteenth

Fourteenth Sister?

Right, that's what everyone calls her

She's also known as the Fourteenth Heroine

That's right...

Fourteenth Heroine?

You... your name isn't Chen

And your name isn't Liu

Is that right?

Yes

You don't know Chen Gang, do you?

Do you?

And you don't know the Boss

No

You have no idea who Seventh Lady is

Your name isn't Chen

That's right

Good

What do you want from me?

So what is it that you want from me?

I don't want anything

Just want to get a few dollars from you

Unlike you, you ordered...

the whole table of food

What are you trying to do?

You want to get a few dollars off me?

You are trying to scam me?

Then who am I going to scam?

There's no free lunch in this world

Let me tell you

Only fishes who want to be caught will get caught

You trying to fool me? You asshole

You must be mad

Trying to deceive me, you jerk

Think you can, huh?

Damn it, you should have checked

What?

He wants to rip me off

What? What was that?

Who is he?

Don't you know him?

No

Are you serious?

Li Hanxiang

Who is he?

He used to be a director. Now he's out ofjob

Why?

He's pissed off a few film-critics

They say that his movies are like comic strips

At his wit's end (Jiang used up his literary talent)

How do you know my name?

Um... what's your surname?

Didn't you say, "Jiang Lang"?

I'm that Jiang Lang

So you are!

I've just told you, Jiang used up his finances

Look at you!

You're out without a wallet?

Then how about this...

I'll call your family

What's your number?

999