Original subtitles

Hello.

Hank! Did your wife get that job?

♪ CELLPHONE RINGTONE

Hey! You heading off on your big day?

"After my morning jolt of coffee..."

Thanks to you. What did I ever see in tea?

"No idea."

What are you eating?

Nothing. A pastry.

(LAUGHING) I knew it!

You told me I needed to cram for my final pitch.

That's not exactly what I meant.

"You and your American slang."

So are we still on for this afternoon?

Absolutely. But first I have to go home and shower

and wrangle a bunch of nine year olds.

- They pay you for that. - Very funny.

"Now go sell your book. I'm tired of dating

a struggling writer."

I want one with a publishing deal.

"Whatever you say darling." I embarrass you. I knew it.

Yes, yes you do.

Now go knock 'em dead. That's another American expression

that probably doesn't mean what you think it does.

(HE LAUGHS) I'll see you later.

Yeah...

(SHE GIGGLES)

- Hey, morning Sara. - Hey, Caitlin.

- Do you need a hand? - Yes please.

What is all this?

We are making personalised picture frames today.

No wonder the kids love you. Why teach them math,

when you can just bring out the glitter glue?

I can do both.

Hey, how is that mysterious Englishman?

- Perfect! - Yeah?

Today is our first anniversary.

You're kidding! It's already been a year? Wow, hey.

So eh, are you sure about this guy?

I mean, he doesn't have an Instagram, or a Facebook.

If you ask me, I think he's totally hiding something.

He's just very private. Today he left a note on my windshield.

“Stay as wonderful as you are, love anonymous.”

How do you even know that's from Danny?

Who else thinks I'm wonderful?

Literally anyone who's ever met you.

And just remember, it's not a competition.

Just be original and always be true to yourself.

That's what you tell us every day, Miss DeMarco.

Well that's because it's very important and you can show it

in everything you do. Like these frames.

What did you put on your frame?

Well...

So this is my frame.

I love flowers, so I found pictures of things

that you can find in the garden.

Alright, you guys are doing a terrific job,

and I can see that everyone is getting the hang of this.

So I'm gonna let you work on these over spring break.

So it's time to clean up and put everything away.

Alright guys, where did we leave off?

Look at this spread! You must have been cooking all day.

Not me...

I was busy. Selling my book.

(GASPS) They bought it! (LAUGHS)

Danny, congratulations!

My year of research in America paid off.

English Explorers in 17th Century New England.

Oh, Danny, we have to celebrate!

Hence the lavish feast I prepared

on this very expensive picnic cloth.

(SARA GIGGLES)

Mmm, turkey meatloaf. You know me so well.

One short year, I know everything about you.

Oh, you think so?

You jog every morning at six.

You cry at football, though I've never understood that

or why Americans call it football

when it so obviously isn't. You love health food

but you allow yourself chocolate-covered cherries,

because you're convinced they're a fruit!

- I'm not that transparent. - One more thing!

You love me as much as I love you.

Yeah.

That's true. Very, very true. (GIGGLES)

Now let's eat. I'm STARVING!

Uhm...before you dig into the entree,

tempting as that sandwich may be.

Why don't we take a look...

..at dessert.

(LAUGHS) Danny, what is that?

Sara Angela DeMarco. I've never met anyone quite like you.

And I'm...very certain I never will again.

You...are everything a man could ever hope for.

Well, this one at least.

And so...

What are you saying, Danny?

I'm saying that you are kind and warm and...

..all together remarkable.

So I-I...

- I called your parents and uh... - You did?!

And they gave me their blessing.

Oh!

So I wonder if you would be at all open to the idea

of marrying me.

Are you serious?

This is an engagement cupcake?

Sara, I love you, madly in fact.

But I can't make this absolutely official until...

You see this is where things get a bit sticky. I uh...

I haven't been entirely honest. There's something that I...

I've been keeping from you and I'm not quite sure

how to say it. - Oh gosh!

Oh my gosh, Caitlin was right.

- No, Sara... - You've been keeping something from me.

Just tell me what it is?

Now, alright, alright. You see me as a simple writer,

writing totally unconventional non-fiction,

making his way in the world, but...

Truth is...

The truth is,

I'm a prince.

(GIGGLES)

You're a pr...what, like...

Like Prince Charming?

Well I am pretty charming, but eh...

No, I'm an actual prince.

The Prince of St. Ives, to be exact. You may have heard of it?

It's a small monarchy, off the British Isles?

No, no. It doesn't ring a bell.

I s'pose that's how I managed to keep it a secret for this long.

(LAUGHTER)

That's totally....What do you have to say? Who are you really?

No, I'm really, truly,

Prince Daniel Seamus Horatio Hughes of St. Ives.

At your service.

Oh...

No wonder you wouldn't let me tag you on Facebook

and why I couldn't find any pictures of you on the internet.

I tried to internet-stalk you when we first met.

Don't judge me, all women do that.

Sara, I'm so sorry.

I tried to tell you so many times, I swear, but...

To find someone that likes me for me and not for my...

..my title, my money, my palace.

You have a palace?

More of a castle, if one were to be more specific.

Actually it's from the late 17th century, when my great...

Never mind, it's...just let me finish.

The longer I went without telling you,

the more awkward it became and...

And if my parents knew that I'd told someone,

they'd have called me home.

You said your parents had civil service jobs.

In a manner of speaking. The King and Queen of St. Ives.

That's why tradition dictates that we'll need their approval

in order for this to be official.

What if they don't?

Well they will, so don't worry about that.

- And my sister Fiona will... - Oh my God!

This is just...

This is just so much. I-I-I need time to think and...

Of course, of course.

Please take all the time you need.

But I am going home tomorrow, so,

if you say yes, you should come with me.

There's some flexibility. It's a royal jet.

So I'll come clean to your parents tonight at dinner.

Put all my cards on the counter.

Table...put all your cards on the table.

Right.

Seamus?

Daniel Seamus Horatio Hughes. Of St. Ives.

You'll get the hang of it in no time.

We should probably add a couple more names to that.

He was telling the truth!

I've pictures of him with celebrities, dignitaries,

his car collection. Race horses.

Would you be like a real princess?

- I don't know! - Would you have to move there?

I don't know.

Would you still be able to teach?

I don't know.

This is so crazy!

(CHUCKLING) I know!

Guacomol-ay!

SARA: Guacomole!

Your father and I are so happy about this, hon.

Engaged to such a nice guy.

Can we use the good plates tonight, Mom?

The everyday is fine. It's just us and Danny.

Save your Grandma's china for your wedding dinner.

The thing is, Danny has something to tell you

and it's kind of surprising.

More than surprising...

Shocking.

You should prepare yourself.

What, is he a wanted man?

Is he going to jail? What is it?

Bert, I need you.

Come in here and listen to your daughter. BERT: "In a minute!"

It's the big money question. (SHOUTS AT TV)

Now please!

(GRUMBLES)

Alright, what's so important it couldn't wait?

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY, SIGHS)

God, how do I say this?

Danny is...more of a Daniel.

And that's your big news? He's changing his name?

Oh, no...

Daniel, or, my Danny...

..is a prince.

Well...(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

Well of course he is, sweetheart.

We've always thought so. Very sweet...

No, no, no! He is a REAL prince.

Prince Daniel Christopher Seamus...

..something, something, Hughes!

It turns out he's royalty. Like, actual royalty.

Come on, like, Danny who takes you to the movies?

Danny who plays golf with me?

And Danny who owns a palace and racehorses

and is next in line to be King of St. Ives.

- Of where? - It's this tiny little monarchy.

That...it... They really do need a publicist.

Well...! I gotta sit down.

You're already sitting, Marie.

(SIGHS)

Mom, say something.

Get the good dishes!

(LAUGHTER)

Sara at seven, dressed for Halloween.

I wanted to be Princess Leia that year.

They were sold out of Leias. Cinderella is what they had.

Either way, a princess.

It was an omen.

The only way this could be more embarrassing,

is if I had been dressed as a bride that year.

We'll see you that way soon enough.

If your parents approve.

Oh please, how could they not?

You're a class act, Danny.

And if you two can be as happy as Marie and me,

that's all that matters.

And she'll be...a princess?

That's how this works.

- What would that make us? - I don't know, my parents?

(LAUGHTER)

I hope we're as happy as your parents are,

after 35 years.

(SIGHS) A construction worker and a waitress.

Not exactly in your parents' league.

Take off the crowns, take away the servants and carriages

and we're all just people.

You'll find out for yourself tomorrow.

(SIGHS)I hope your parents think I'm good enough for their son.

If anything, they're not good enough for you.

But don't tell them I said that.

You know, you still haven't answered my question.

I haven't?

Well, my answer is yes.

Yes, yes, yes! Yes, yes, yes, YES!

♪ ROMANTIC MUSIC

(AIRPLANE ENGINE)

♪ MUSIC CHANGES, ADOPTS MILITARY BEAT

Okay, what do I do when I meet them. And what do I say?

I need to make a good impression.

Be yourself.

Isn't that what you're always telling your second-graders?

I knew that was gonna come back to bite me.

Gloves. I should have worn gloves.

Gloves are a royal thing.

Queen Elizabeth is always wearing gloves.

She's her cute little glove hands holding her little purse.

Just breathe.

And do I curtsy or bow?

What about touching? Do I wait for them

to shake my hand, or do I shake theirs first?

Do your people hug? - Yes, my people have been known to hug.

There's nothing to worry about.

I'm right beside with you. What could go wrong?

I have a terrible feeling I'm about to find out.

Is that it?

That's it.

Home.

(MUSIC SOARS)

What do you think?

I think the movies did not prepare me for this.

(BIRDS SINGING)

Sara, this is...

Oh, King Edmund.

It is my great pleasure and honor to meet you.

- Sir? - This is our head butler.

Jackson, Miss Sarah DeMarco.

I'm sorry. It's just that you look so...

..regal.

But then, everyone does.

Is the King here? Did I miss him?

You'll meet him soon enough.

It's not every day I'm mistaken for nobility, Miss.

I'm flattered.

Welcome home, Your Highness.

I understand congratulations are in order?

- Your book. - Oh, right. Yes, that.

Have you a second one in mind?

Oh I think that one might be a...love story.

- Are my parents...? - In the drawing room.

I just need to grab my bags.

And I guess that shouldn't surprise me.

Let's go meet the parents.

♪ MAJESTIC MUSIC

Everything you imagined?

No.

His Royal Highness and Miss Sara Angela DeMarco.

Daniel, we've missed you so.

Good to have you back, son.

Hasn't been the same around this old museum without you.

Well, Mother, Father, this is Sara.

The woman who's stolen my heart.

Ah, yes. The one we're only recently hearing about.

Miss DeMarco.

- It's a pleasure, Your Highnesses.

Majesties.

No, I...Majesties, I knew that. I'm sorry.

I'm just...(LAUGHS) I'm a little nervous.

- Do I stand up? - Now is good.

Queen Patricia of St. Ives.

It's the gloves, isn't it. I'm sorry, I should've worn gloves.

I have them, I do. It's just I left them...

You look fine, dear.

Uh, is my sister home?

Fiona's just arrived from Vienna. She'll join us at dinner

and we'll celebrate your book.

About time we had an author in the family.

We trust you had a pleasant flight.

Oh! It was nothing like the 5.15 from Passaic.

Oh, that's a train. It's nothing like the Royal jet.

(STUTTERS) Let's just say that it's going to be really hard

to go back to economy.

Uhm...we should go get unpacked and settled in, don't you think?

If that's okay. It's been a day.

It's been a couple of days.

We'll continue this at dinner, shall we?

One hour? Will that give you time, dear?

- Time? - To change.

Uh...yeah.

Right, well we'll see you at dinner.

The girl seems sweet enough.

(SNORTS) Sweet, yes.

But what in the world does he think he's doing?

(SIGHS) Oh, God.

Did I just bomb in there? You can tell me.

You were wonderful. You were charming and...

You were wonderful.

Wonderful twice? Huh...

That can't be good.

It's just that I thought of your parents

as being as excited about meeting me

as I was about meeting them.

Darling, for them that was excited. (SARA GIGGLES)

I've arranged for you to stay in the Wellington Suite.

As in beef?

As in "Duke of".

He stayed here for a time after Waterloo.

- Napoleon? 1815? - Hmmm.

♪ MUSIC

Well...

Are you sure he never moved out?

- You don't like it. - No, no, it's fine. Really.

Okay, it could use...a little bit of cheering up.

Oh, but this bed! (LAUGHS)

I could just die happy here.

Not until after dinner, please.

Mother is a stickler for punctuality.

Oh, Your Highness. Welcome back.

I was arranging Miss DeMarco's things.

- Ah, splendid. - Arranging my things?

Sara, this is Lena. She'll be your lady's maid

in the time you're here.

Oh, I don't think I need a...

I mean, I'll be fine on my own. Won't I?

Go on. Let her pamper you.

Fiona!

Sara DeMarco. This is my sister, Fiona.

Danny...Daniel has told me so much about you.

But I had no idea you'd be so regal.

How kind of you to say.

And how long will you be with us?

That kinda depends on your parents. (SMALL LAUGH)

Well, I'll leave you two to chat. I should go and get ready.

But uhm...I'll see you tonight at dinner.

Main dining hall.

In an hour. On the dot.

Main dining room. One hour.

(ADOPTS POSH ACCENT) On the dot.

Lena, you've left one of your dresses hanging.

- Oh no, that's mine. - Ah!

An honest mistake.

I took the liberty of choosing something for Miss DeMarco

from her wardrobe for this evening.

I pressed it for you as well.

You chose what I was going to wear?

Uh...honestly, I...

Nonsense. It's one of her duties.

Well, I can help you change if you like?

(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY) You know as nice

as all of this attention is,

I prefer to do this on my own, if that's okay?

Of course, Miss.

Lena,

we'll handle things from here.

You may take the rest of the evening off.

(EXHALES) Poor dear, you must be exhausted.

Oh, you have no idea!

Well, you'll have time for a nap before dinner.

If you like. This bed is especially comfortable.

And uhm...we'll see you later.

You're so thoughtful. I'd a feeling we'd get along.

Oh...

(CLOCK CHIMES THE HOUR)

Well, is she coming?

She may have got lost.

With an attendant at every turn?

She can't find her way to a dining room.

We need to face facts, Daniel.

All I'm asking is you give her a chance!

She's smart, she's funny.

Hardly the first quality required in a princess.

Remember your station. And our history.

What can you be thinking?

(GASPS)

Sorry to wake you, but I thought you might appreciate

a spot of tea to start the day.

- What time is it? - Nearly half-six, Miss.

Oh my gosh. I can't believe I slept through dinner!

Danny must have been so humiliated.

- Has he been asking for me? - He sent you this.

Oh, my God.

He's so sweet. Even after I stood him up.

I've gotta fix this. Is he up yet?

No. Breakfast isn't until eight.

Okay.

And Lena, while I appreciate the tea,

is it possible to get some coffee?

American coffee?

Someone in the kitchen must know how to make it.

If you could bring me some, I would love you forever.

That may only be an American expression.

It means, I would be eternally grateful.

(SARA GROANS)

Good mornin'!

Top o' the morning to ya! Or is that Irish?

Are you alright, Miss?

Just working off some jet lag. Great place you have here!

Ah...oh, coffee!

Ughhh.

Now I know why you drink tea.

♪ REGAL MUSIC

Uh...sorry! Sorry.

I'm just looking for the dining room.

May I help you, Miss?

I don't suppose you have a protein shake handy?

Excuse me?

I'm Sara DeMarco. I'm Prince Daniel's guest.

Oh, yes. We've been informed

there may be some special requests this week.

I'm Colin, the royal chef.

- This is my dream kitchen. - You cook, do you Miss?

Oh, people go out too much these days

when it's so easy just to throw together a turkey meatloaf.

One of your favourites, is it?

One of my comfort foods.

Mmm. Did you make this bread and jam?

It's delicious.

I'm sorry. Am I somewhere I'm not supposed to be?

I admit we're not used to visitors.

- The King and Queen don't pop in? - Course not, Miss.

But if there's anything we can do for you

during your visit, it would be our pleasure.

Well, I would like to talk to you about your coffee sometime.

But if you could show me where breakfast is...

The dining room is on your right at the top of the stairs,

then on your left at the end of the corridor.

I think I got that. (LAUGHS) Thank you so much.

It was so nice to...

It was so lovely, to meet you all.

(CLAPS) As you were...

We're happy you could join us.

This morning.

I'm so sorry about last night. Fiona suggested I take a nap,

I lay down just for a second, and I was out cold.

Well, with all the travel, who could blame you.

Right, Mother?

Of course.

Wow. Is breakfast always such a production?

I normally just have OJ and oatmeal.

Or Danny and I have this cute little spot we go to.

DANIEL: A local coffee shop. Loud and friendly.

They serve a mean Jersey muffin, don't they, Sara?

(BOTH LAUGH) DANIEL: It's a private joke, sorry.

See, Danny calls English muffins “Jersey” muffins.

You really have to be there to get it,

but it's a lovely spot and I'm sure you'd enjoy it.

I'm sure we might, Miss DeMarco.

Oh please call me Sara. Miss DeMarco sounds so formal.

If that's what you prefer, Sara.

Wow, your dog is so well-behaved.

I can't believe he's not at the table, begging for scraps.

Bailey knows his place.

QUEEN PATRICIA: Which is not at the dining table.

(FUNNY VOICE) Sorry, Bailey!

I was thinking I'd take Sara into Bridgeton this morning.

Show her around our capital.

Oh, no, no, no. Quite impossible.

- Oh. - You're officially opening

the new school Wednesday, some tasteful fanfare.

Bad form to be seen in public before that.

A new school? I'd love to see that.

I'm sure Sara would be welcome.

Oh, a boring public appearance.

No. Let's arrange something special for her.

A tour of the vineyards, perhaps.

Or the library.

We have some rare volumes that might interest you.

We've plenty of time for wine and books.

I'd like her with me.

I suppose we can discuss it.

KING EDMUND: What about your family, Sara?

What sort of business are they in?

If that's not eh...being too forward.

No, of course not.

My father is in housing development.

And my mother is in the food industry.

She's a caterer?

She caters...to her customers.

They're terrific people. I know you'd really get on.

KING EDMUND: In the meantime, why not take her riding?

You haven't seen the horses in ages.

You do ride?

Do you? We've never really discussed it.

Do I ride?! (LAUGHS)

(POSH ACCENT) Do I ride!

(SARA LAUGHS)

You need to relax. It can sense fear.

(EXHALES) Then mine must be in sensory overload.

Why didn't you just say you don't ride?

I didn't want to embarrass you.

I... I didn't want to embarrass me.

Easy...easy. (SARA LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

Take a moment. Get your balance under you.

Now, we get you up.

(SARA GROANS...BREATHES)

Keep your back straight, your heels under your hips.

Relax the reins and when you're ready...

squeeze his side with your legs.

- Okay. - Now there's just one thing left to do.

- What? - Enjoy the ride.

(NERVOUS LAUGH)

Oh...whoa...oh!

SARA: I'm doing it! I'm riding!

(EXCITED SCREAM)

♪ Please don't go away

♪ There isn't any reason

♪ For you not to stay

♪ I'm tired

♪ Of waitin' on a sunny day

♪ There's always a rainy day In the way...

It's just that everything is so new.

Not “new” like, “Oh, look they call french fries 'chips'.”

I mean, before you,

the only prince I'd ever seen in person,

was the guy singing “Little Red Corvette”

at Madison Square Gardens.

I'm just Danny. You're just Sara.

Everything else will sort itself out.

I just wanna impress your parents.

Well, everything sounds so great in my head

but when it comes out of my mouth...

(EXHALES)

You could have told them your father's in construction

and your mother's a waitress, there's no shame in that.

I know, I know. That's what I'm talking about.

I just...I get so nervous.

♪ I'm alive

♪ Alive as I will ever be

Oh, you are such a beauty.

How could I have ever been afraid of you.

(HORSE NEIGHS) See? Straight from the horse's mouth!

- Everyone is going to love you. - Still?

You have excellent taste, Your Highness.

That's true, I do.

Whoa!

Mwah!

Morning!

Morning, Randall. You're up early.

Always, Miss. My twins have me up at the crack of dawn anyway.

Aw, you've twins?

Turning seven this week. Quite the handful!

Oh gosh, don't I know. I have two dozen of my own.

Uh...I'm a teacher.

Oh! (LAUGHS) Very good, Miss. You had me worried.

(SARA GIGGLES)

Oh, these are beautiful.

Y'know, my room is desperate for some color.

Do you think anyone would mind?

For a guest of the prince himself? Please.

♪ REGAL MUSIC

This for that protein shake? Fair trade?

I think I'm getting the better end of the bargain here.

Mmmm.

Oh wow. If you've a couple extra,

you know who'd really appreciate these?

- For us, Miss? - Compliments of the kitchen.

I can't imagine what you were thinking,

bringing her here.

You know as well as I, this can never work out.

Maybe I'll surprise you. Maybe she'll surprise you.

I'm afraid she's the one in for a surprise.

Have you told her?

Have I told her...?

That marriage is out of the question?

You haven't, have you?

Daniel, you know you can't marry a commoner.

I mean, why do you think Mother

doesn't want you seen together in public?

The reporters would have a field day.

Or do you plan to fly against

a thousand years of St. Ives tradition?

It's a new world, Fiona. Anything is possible.

In America, perhaps.

But you're not in New Jersey anymore.

"Mom, you should see this place. It's like..."

"..a palace!"

Well, of course it's a palace.

It's a palace.

How's Danny? "Fine. The same."

Except my boyfriend is heir to the throne

and whoever thought I'd find use for a sentence like that?

He has so much responsibility.

Is everyone nice to you?

Oh yeah. We're like family already. Inseparable.

But Mom, I need to get dressed for dinner.

There is a table full of royalty tonight.

Dukes, Earls... Countessesses.

Countessii? Counti?

"Well, don't let it go to your head."

I wanna recognize you when you come home.

Don't be silly, Mom. But I need to go.

I have to figure out what I'm going to wear tonight.

Give Dad a kiss from me.

"I love you both." Love you too.

Oh, Bailey! What should I wear tonight? What should I wear?

Which do you like better?

What's all this?

In case you wanted to expand your wardrobe a bit,

the royal shopper sent these over.

- I have a royal shopper? - Mm-hmm.

Oh, well...

That's too generous.

I'll be fine with my own clothes.

Well, if you're sure, Miss.

- On second thoughts... - Yes?

If someone went to all that trouble,

it would only be polite.

I hoped you might say that.

Oh...

Oh, that's so pretty!

Ah...

Daniel darling, it's been ages.

You look dashing as ever.

It seems America has agreed with you.

Well, thank you, Countess. I owe it all to Sara here.

Yes, we're happy to have Sara visiting.

For a short time.

- You look lovely, dear. - Oh, thank you!

The royal shopper kind of went to town on me.

Oh, but everything's on loan.

You won't be charged for anything, and if you are,

I promise to pay you back.

Here comes the next course, just in time.

We're so looking forward to the Spring Gala next week.

It's an annual celebration of the season.

You'll enjoy it, I'm sure. Mother gets the chance

to show off her prize daffodils.

Oh, speaking of which,

I hear someone picked her way through the garden this morning.

Oh, the flowers were beautiful.

They were just begging to be picked.

Was that not okay?

My wife is notoriously particular about her garden.

Oh, I'm so sorry, I had no idea. I promise it won't happen again.

Please don't be mad at Randall.

- The gardener? - Yeah.

Did you know that it's his twins' birthday this week?

The salmon is delicious, Your Majesty.

The credit goes entirely to our kitchen.

Oh, that kitchen is incredible!

My entire apartment could fit in the pastry department alone.

(AWKWARD LAUGH)

You've been to the kitchen?

One has to wonder if there's any of the staff

you haven't met as yet.

Danny, I'm hopeless.

I said everything wrong and I made such a mess of things.

Where's the confident over- achiever I fell in love with?

Practicing her wave for tomorrow's dedication.

I'm serious.

(SARA SIGHS)

If I can't make it through a meal,

how can I convince them I can change enough to fit in?

Well, they're not going to change you.

We're going to change them.

You have everything it takes to be a princess.

I hope so.

(SIGH)

It's just...it's just so much.

Even their sky looks bigger here.

And look at all those stars!

Pick one.

Why?

Just pick your favorite, it's yours.

I'm a prince. I can do that sort of thing.

Okay...

I choose that one.

An excellent choice. Now make a wish.

- What did you wish for? - I can't tell you that!

- If I do, it won't come true. - That's just for birthdays.

If you wish on a star, you have to tell.

No!

Don't look at me, I don't make the rules.

Well in that case...

I wished that I can make it through the week

without making a complete fool of myself.

And if not, there's a dungeon.

♪ MUSIC

Aren't you coming?

Y'know, I think I'd rather hang here and watch.

I won't get in the way and I have a great view.

You go do your princely thing.

I'm fine, really. Go.

Alright, I'll be right back.

I'll just make the speech,

cut a ribbon, you won't even know I'm gone.

Oh, I'll know.

DANIEL: Thank you for this

truly unexpected homecoming celebration.

We are here today to rededicate this building

as a new educational facility

to serve the children of Bridgeton.

And so, as a representative of your royal family,

I hereby declare this school open to serve our community!

Thank you.

Well hello, it's nice to meet you. My name is Sara.

- Do you know the prince? - I do.

Are you a princess?

No, but maybe someday.

You know what the great news is,

is that all of you can be whatever it is you want to be.

I think I want to be a doctor for animals.

And Simon wants to skate.

Wow, that's very exciting.

It was so lovely to meet all of you,

and I hope that I get to see you again. Bye!

Bye, Sara.

- You were terrific! - Not too boring?

Just the right amount.

I'm so proud of you.

Oh no, what happened?

This, I'm afraid.

This happened.

Oh dear.

It's not the girl's fault. She didn't know.

Queen Patricia: Where are they now?

I believe the couple has gone picnicking.

At a time like this?

Let us know the minute they're back.

The very minute.

I hear that Bailey has taken to finding his way into your bed.

Next he'll be at your feet at dinner.

Oh, your mother would love that.

(BOTH GIGGLE)

These cookies taste suspiciously familiar.

They should. I gave the chef my recipe.

Don't tell Mother that!

She was appalled you even knew where the kitchen is.

You were so in your element yesterday with those children.

They were adorable, weren't they? You were too.

So calm and confident.

- It looked like that, did it? - You weren't?

That's the royal secret.

Even people born into it feel this way.

Life in a fishbowl and all.

The fear someone might discover you're hopelessly ordinary.

- You? - Me, Mother, Father.

Anyone with a title.

The only thing that makes us special is tradition.

It seems like tradition is everything to your family.

(SIGHS) Oh, it is.

For better or worse.

It really is.

You need to make it clear to him, Mother.

Sooner rather than later.

He's had relationships before. They come, they go.

I shouldn't have to tell Daniel what he already knows.

He's in love. He's not thinking.

In that state, who knows what he might do?

Something foolish, I'm sure.

I think it's serious this time.

If he marries this girl, he can't take the throne.

- And that would make... - You Queen.

Eventually, should it come to that.

No, you're right, my darling. I need to speak plainly to him.

Remind him what's at stake.

Well, you could do that,

yes, but you know how headstrong he is.

Before you say anything,

let me see if there's something I can do,

to help.

(PHONE BEEPS) Oh, it's Caitlin.

What's up?

She wants me to call my Mom.

"Can we get an interview!"

Mom, what's all that noise, what's going on?

There's a circus in our front yard.

And reporters and TV crews.

Something about you and Danny.

"What are ya doing over there?"

Uh..we're having a picnic?

Well...I don't think this is about a picnic.

Well, as long as you're okay, honey. I gotta go.

Wait, Mom! Don't talk to anyone until I call you back.

What is it?

A circus has come to town.

It looks like we're in the centre ring.

How beautiful.

Care for some company?

Were your parents awfully mad?

They were less than thrilled with this, as you can imagine.

Am I being kicked out?

Never. I think they'd face an insurrection

if they tried to send you home.

You've built quite the fanclub.

Jackson tells me the kitchen has been buzzing about your visits.

The gardener is naming a rose after you.

Your lady's maid says you shared your nail polish with her.

Now the guards love the baskets of muffins you bring 'round.

Those poor guys, out there for hours with nothing to eat.

- Is that so bad? - No.

It's one of the many reasons I love you.

I hope I'm not interrupting.

If you're here to rub it in...

How you misjudge me. I came to help.

I know I haven't been the most gracious host

since Sara's been here,

but this is all such an adjustment.

Maybe there's a way I can help convince our parents

that this relationship is right.

For everyone.

- If I may say... - Please.

Royalty is a complicated business.

Lots of rules, both written and implied.

Like it or not, Daniel and I have to live with them.

Which means, to impress our parents

and welcome you into our family,

you'll have to abide by them as well.

But how am I supposed to follow the rules

if I don't even know what they are?

You can't. But I have a thought.

We need to put away your things while you're here

and select more suitable options.

Suitable.

Nothing too bright, or low cut.

No large bags. No wedges. The Queen hates those.

No red nail polish, much as I love it on you.

- You're kidding. - Only natural tones.

- If at all. - What about lipstick?

Yes, but bright again is a big no no.

I'm still putting that in the win column.

And if you must cross your legs, only at the ankle.

One must never seem less than happy.

Cheerful at all costs.

And never complain about not feeling well.

Or appear cross with anyone in public.

- Especially Daniel - Underline that one.

What if you're being impossible? - Underline it twice.

No, no, no. When exiting a vehicle,

it is important that the knees are together.

Always.

Swivel...and step.

Swivel, and step.

Ah, very good, Miss.

Perfect.

Great. A day of lessons

and all that I've learnt how to do is get out of a car.

QUEEN PATRICIA: Well, is she coming?

Fantastic. Oh!

Once you're at an event, you can hug a commoner, but only one.

You don't want to appear too touchy.

I'm a hugger. Is that negotiable?

Sadly, no. No autographs. No selfies.

No conversations longer than two minutes.

Hello, thank you, and on to the next.

It's like an assembly line.

If someone has a gift for you, no matter how bizarre,

you must accept it graciously.

It's quite lovely.

I was once handed a ten foot boa constrictor.

And always allow Daniel to walk ahead of you.

You don't want it to appear that you're leading him.

We'll talk about that one.

LENA: Don't share beauty tips. DANIEL: Or diet tips.

- Or fitness tips. - What have they got against fitness?

It makes one seem superficial.

CAITLIN: "According to this website, it all boils down to

'don't stand out.'"

Is that everything? Please tell me that's everything.

It's a start...and enough for now.

There is one more item. You must always gaze adoringly at me.

Okay, you made that one up.

CAITLIN: "No, he didn't. It's right here."

It's your job to make him look good.

Hey, you wanted to know.

It's no use, Lena. Even with all these rules,

I'm in such trouble.

Not at all. Look how far you've come.

Remember when you wouldn't even let me select an outfit for you?

You're becoming a real princess.

The world has come to believe

you and Sara are having a fling.

“A Royal Affair” as the tabloids have it.

That's not true.

Our point exactly. We do not have affairs.

Especially not in the newspapers.

She touched my hand, and the kiss it was nothing.

No, your parents are right, Daniel.

You must forgive me, Your Majesty.

You agree?

Nevertheless, as a result,

the Queen and I have come up with a solution

which might put the whispers to rest.

We plan to use the occasion of this weekend's Spring Gala,

to celebrate the warm friendship between our two families.

Thank you!

You do know this is more than a friendship.

We will present your relationship as an innocent,

Trans-Atlantic friendship.

That will both explain your friendly connection

and allow you both to appear at the ball

without unduly raising eyebrows.

Thank you, Your Majesty.

We've also decided to include your parents, Sara.

To complete the picture.

Bring them here?

Oh, they would love that.

They've already been contacted.

The report is they're pleased.

At least it's assumed that's what's meant by,

“It's like we won the lottery”.

(EXHALES) Do you think this could work?

That we could go out in public together?

It's a start. I told you they'd come around eventually.

So this Spring Gala...

It's really a big deal?

Along with the Lantern Festival

and the St. Ives' Independence Celebration.

There'll be music and dancing.

You'll see.

Oh! (SARA LAUGHS)

♪ MUSIC SOARS

Are we doing the right thing by Daniel, do you think?

There has never been a commoner in this family.

And as long as I have something to say about it - and I do -

there never will be.

They can't possibly fit in.

Daniel will see that, he'll come to his senses.

And this whole business can be put to rest, once and for all.

I suppose.

Our son will thank us, eventually.

♪ MUSIC

Oh, Bert, you're not gonna believe this place.

And everybody's outside. How friendly.

- Tag me in those. - You got it.

Mr. And Mrs. DeMarco?

Welcome to St. Ives. I'm Jackson.

Just Jackson?

Yes, Sir.

It's a pleasure, Jackson.

I'm Bert. My wife, Marie.

- I trust you had a good flight? - Oh, that was something else.

Have you ever been on a private jet?

Eh..no, Ma'am, I can't say I have.

Us, either. Let alone a royal one.

- Trust me, you'd love it! - I imagine I would, Ma'am.

Mom, Dad!

Hey, honey! Ha, ha!

Here's our girl.

Oh...

Oh, let me look at YOU!

You're like a magazine cover.

SARA: It's the royal look. I have my own shopper.

- They go to the store for you? - They've a royal everything.

A royal shopper, a royal chef, a royal gardener.

- They don't mow their own lawn? - Bert don't embarrass yourself.

It's a joke, lighten up, Marie.

Is our luggage safe with them? I brought my good jewelry.

It's fine.

Bert, Marie! So glad you're finally here.

Oh, Danny, look how handsome. And your home is lovely.

I can only imagine

the construction bids on a place like this.

I mean, at today's prices.

Yes, well, luckily it was built several hundred years ago

before the cost of labor went up.

Shall we go inside? My parents are eager to meet you.

Isn't this fabulous? Have you ever seen anything like it?

Don't touch anything.

How many bathrooms does this place have?

JACKSON: 43, Sir. At last count.

Imagine living in a place

where you don't know how many bathrooms you have.

Your Majesties, may I present Mr. And Mrs. DeMarco.

Well, since it looks like we're gonna be family,

Bert and Marie is fine.

Of the New Jersey DeMarcos.

(LAUGHING) Nice to make your acquaintance.

Uh...Dad!

Dad...

That's not the way they do things, Bert.

It's quite alright, Mrs. DeMarco.

What a gentleman. You're a lucky queen, Your Majesty

Why thank you, Mrs. DeMarco. I quite agree.

Marie, please. And I can call you...

Mom...it's Your Majesty.

Oh. Sure.

And my sister, the Princess Fiona.

- How do you do? - Your Majesty.

Your Highness.

How'd you keep it all straight?

We're delighted you could join us on such short notice.

We couldn't exactly sit home!

I mean, an invite like this doesn't happen every day.

Our lineage goes back centuries.

That is Daniel's great-great-grandfather,

King Christopher the 5th.

When the original palace was nearly destroyed in a war,

he lead the restoration.

Much of the work with his own hands.

Their family's in construction too.

As our only son and heir, Daniel will be King himself one day

and have his own portrait up there.

Mother, Father,

I'm sure the DeMarcos would like to go freshen up.

With all this travel, yes. That would be great.

Right, well until this evening, then.

No matter what you wear, you look wonderful, Miss.

I wish I had your style.

(KNOCKING) Anybody home?

Oh uh...hi there.

Mom, Dad, this is Lena, my lady's maid.

A maid. How nice? They gave us a butler.

We were just dressing.

- What do you think? - Oh, like a dream!

How about us? Do we look okay?

Just perfect. Maybe a tie for my dad.

Oh! I'll get one for you.

You have a wonderful daughter.

You don't seem quite yourself.

How are you feeling about all this? Honestly.

Honestly?

It's so surreal and scary.

But I love Daniel and I know that once we get

his parents' approval, everything will be fine.

You haven't got that yet?

At least Fiona's on our side.

(SMALL LAUGH)

Turkey meatloaf. Marie?

It's like home cooking

The Chef wanted to surprise you

with one of your daughter's favorite meals.

“Comfort food”, I believe he called it.

How thoughtful of Collins.

Surprisingly tasty.

Bert was afraid it was going to be snails.

Or fish eggs.

I have a sensitive stomach.

You really should try Marie's lasagna sometime.

I'm happy to share the recipe.

Or make it for you myself.

Just...point me to the kitchen.

And leave a trail of breadcrumbs So I'm sure to get her back.

(LAUGHTER)

So, Bert, I don't suppose you're a golfer?

I was considering a round tomorrow.

Is there a good course nearby?

We have our own. Here on the property.

Oh, I would enjoy that. Book it.

I will consider it...booked.

So...our kids.

Gettin' married.

One step at a time.

I remember when Bert and I were tying the knot.

You've so many decision to make.

Whose furniture to keep. Do we need both cars?

Live in his place, live in mine?

Well, should Daniel eventually marry,

those decisions have already been made for him.

Actually, Sara and I haven't had a chance to discuss the details.

How best to apply her education, where we're going to live...

We're hoping Jersey. After all, Sara's a teacher.

I think New Jersey is an excellent choice for Sara.

Oh, get an advanced degree and then the sky's the limit.

Right sweetie? Maybe a school principal.

Well, for tonight, let's just enjoy this...

- What did you call it? - Turkey meatloaf.

Ah yes.

Meatloaf.

Our parents seemed to hit it off.

Oh, then you weren't paying attention.

Even with your parents' permission, how would this work?

You can't rule St. Ives from across the ocean.

And I want to teach. Can I even do that here?

Mine is a family steeped in centuries of tradition...

- There's that word again. - We have to nod to that.

I'm convinced that we don't have to give in completely.

- We can make our own way. - So there's wiggle room?

Wiggle room? I eh...like that expression.

These things are important to me.

And that makes them important to me.

You'll see.

We will have...our happily ever after.

Goodnight.

You wanted to see me, Your Highness?

Yes.

I thought we should put our heads together.

Plan our strategy.

- We have strategy? - We must.

If you want my parents' approval to marry my brother.

I see how much Daniel loves you.

But your parents haven't helped the situation.

Though that was my mother's idea and I tried to stop it...

You didn't want my parents to come?

They're charming. So very...real.

Truly.

But this weekend's Gala will be crucial.

Your family's every move, every word.

To make this marriage happen,

every detail must be perfect.

This may be the Jersey in me,

but maybe...is there something in this for you?

Only my brother's happiness. And yours, of course.

Sara, Daniel isn't your fiancé yet.

Nothing is official until it's official.

You need to take this seriously.

Sara!

- Are you alright? - Can we go somewhere?

Somewhere normal.

It's...been a really hard day.

Probably not as hard as my father's.

Bert's trouncing him on the golf course

and Father's not used to losing.

Can't we sneak off and just be Danny and Sara for a little bit?

What did you have in mind?

SARA: Mmmm.

DANIEL: I thought you didn't believe in empty calories.

- When in Rome... - When in St. Ives.

- Hands off! You have your own. - I like yours better!

Alright fine, we'll trade.

- What's wrong? - No, I want mine back.

You're a royal pain, you know that?

Oh, so we're name-calling are we?

What happened to the rule

that you're not allowed be upset with me in public?

You're not the prince right now.

You're the guy I ran into at the park that day.

- Quite literally. - I was reading a text!

Texting and jogging is lethal combination.

But you said something smart.

I said, 'Look where you're going'.

I said, 'All I can see at the moment is you.'

One of my best, I think. Very clever.

Worst pick-up line ever.

PAPARAZZO: They're down here! DANIEL: Fun's over.

Time for a speedy getaway.

See you, guys.

♪ ACTION MUSIC

(SARA LAUGHS)

I hear we had an afternoon adventure?

It was everything we needed.

Yes, we almost made it out unscathed.

C'mon, smile. Nobody got hurt and we had a good time.

It seems I was not alone in noting your absence.

The Queen would like a word.

She knows. I'll go talk to her, straighten it out.

Begging your pardon, Sir.

It's Miss DeMarco she's asked to see.

Alone.

You don't have to go.

No, it's okay. I'll be fine.

Where is she?

Your Majesty.

Before you say anything, you should know,

that what happened today wasn't Daniel's fault.

It was all mine.

Yes, that would be quite outside what we expect of our son.

But everything we've come to expect of you.

You don't think much of me, do you?

We sent our son to America

and he returned with a woman we had never met,

knew nothing about

and whom he intends to marry.

And somehow, we were expected to simply accept that.

I've had to make some adjustments too.

To me, Danny was just a writer

who could have fun doing the simplest things.

But he's not that man right now,

because he has to be a prince.

However, a prince is who he is.

But not to me.

To me, he's just the man I love.

He could have been a bartender or a gardener for all I care.

But a prince,

well, that's going to take some getting used to.

As would being a princess.

Can I ask you something?

Who were you before you were Queen?

Was this...was this what you wanted? The palace and all that?

Was this your dream? Because it wasn't mine.

But Daniel...

He is.

And I hope that you can accept that.

Because I really don't see any other option.

Even if it means ruining my son's future?

How would marrying Daniel...?

Do you think I'm that bad of an option?

Well, I'm not.

You can ask anyone who has every met me.

I'm pretty terrific just as I am.

And no one could ever love or care for Daniel

as much as I do.

And in case you hadn't noticed,

I'm pretty good at picking up all these royal rules.

I would make a wonderful wife for Daniel.

Now, Your Majesty...

Yes?

I should check on my parents.

Jackson, do you have a second?

Of course, Miss.

Between us,

what would happen if Danny and I were to get married?

He would be very happy, I would imagine.

No, I mean...

Would there be any consequences?

Of course...he would have to give up the throne.

He wouldn't be a prince?

Oh, he'd still be a prince.

But by marrying a commoner... No offence, meant.

He would never be allowed to rule.

Well then who...?

Fiona.

Being next in line, she would wear the crown.

It's the St. Ives' tradition.

And Danny can't change that?

Only Their Majesties can do that. And I feel safe in saying,

that will never happen.

- Is there anything else? - Uhm, no Jackson.

That's more than enough.

You've been oddly quiet.

Something I should be aware of?

I've been thinking.

We may have underestimated Miss DeMarco.

I believe I got a glimpse

of the woman our son fell in love with.

And it's taken me by surprise.

She's quite charming and she's a lot of spirit.

Reminds me of a girl I once knew.

Edmund? Do you know I love you?

After all these years, I should certainly hope so.

You've been the most wonderful husband

and you've made me happier than perhaps I deserve.

You deserve the world, my dear.

I'm happy I've been able to give you at least

a tiny corner of it.

My world is wherever you are.

- And we have a party to attend. - Mmmm.

♪ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS

Look at all this, Bert.

Could you ever have imagined?

This tie is too tight.

If you dressed up more often, you'd be used to it.

Here...

Have some bubbly!

Mother and Father.

Sara will be here any minute and I really need to speak with you.

By now you know she's amazing.

She's quite something, yes...

Remarkable, I'd say. A perfect fit for Daniel.

- What are you thinking? - I'm thinking now might be the time.

The Gala with all our friends here.

Absolutely not. I thought we were clear on this.

But you still won't approve?

No matter how special the girl is, we simply cannot.

You know that. It's how it's done. How it's always been done.

Father, it's time for your speech.

Don't do anything foolish.

We'll finish this discussion later.

KING EDMUND: Good evening, good evening one and all.

And welcome to our annual Spring Gala.

So many friends...

As you may have heard, we're using the occasion

to welcome our son home from his year abroad,

with his special guests from America,

Bert and Marie DeMarco,

of the New Jersey DeMarcos.

Hullo everybody. Hullo.

And Prince Daniel's friend, their daughter,

the lovely Sara DeMarco.

Sara?

Sara?

♪ MUSIC BUILDS

The girl certainly knows how to make an entrance.

Doesn't she though?

So won't you all please join Prince Daniel

and his...good friend,

for the first dance of the evening in the ballroom.

♪ WALTZ MUSIC

(SARA GIGGLES)

Everyone is looking at me.

Who could blame them?

She does look every inch a princess.

Yes, she does. And isn't that a shame.

I can't imagine being happier than we are at this moment.

Well...

I need to say something. Stop the music, please.

Stop the music.

Everyone, there's something I'd like to say.

To Sara, but I want you all to hear it as well.

No Danny, you can't!

You wouldn't.

But he is.

You've heard it in songs and you've read it in books.

There are poems and paintings and symphonies

down through history that stand witness,

to its power over the heart.

Until I met this woman,

I never knew what love really meant.

With her my life is brighter and richer

and happier than I ever thought possible.

And I don't want this feeling to end. So...

- Sara Angela DeMarco... - No, Danny!

Daniel...

Your Highness.

I'm sorry...

But no.

Sara...

SARA!

Sara...

Why did you stop me?

Because I know, Danny.

I know that if you marry me, you lose the throne.

And I won't let you give up your future for me.

You are my future.

I don't care about the throne.

Yes, you do.

It's your birthright.

I love you, Danny.

And I love this place and all these people,

but there's no way.

We have no chance for a happy ending.

Forget them. Forget everything but you and me.

I dreamt I could change their minds,

bring St. Ives into a new century.

And maybe that's not possible.

But there's one thing I am very clear on.

And that is you.

You are and always will be my dream.

We both know some dreams aren't meant to be.

And this is one of them.

Sara, please...

I need to go, Daniel.

But you made me feel very special for a really long time.

And I've proven that I can be a princess

as much as anyone without giving up part of myself.

And I'll always treasure that.

But this dream,

wonderful as it is, it's...

..it's not for me.

Thank you for everything, Jackson.

If I may say so, I'm going to miss you around here.

We're all going to miss you.

I know you're not much of a hugger.

Indeed no.

But I am. So deal with it.

And Lena...

Some cookies. For the road. Chocolate chip.

I'll bet they're delicious.

Of course they are. They're your recipe.

(FOOTSTEPS)

Thank you.

I really did have a lovely time, Your Majesty.

Thank you.

You asked me a question the other day.

One that I couldn't answer at the time.

You asked who I was before I was Queen.

That was so presumptuous...

It was a good question.

I was the daughter of minor royalty.

A title, not much else.

And then, one afternoon at the seaside,

I met the most extraordinary man.

He too, could have been a gardener or a bartender.

But, as it happened, he was in line to be King of St. Ives.

So, in a way, I've been in your shoes.

And I understand you better than you think.

But things are the way they are.

And for that, I'm truly sorry.

I wish you a happy life, Sara.

Could you do me a favor?

There's a cozy little table in the drawing room

with a beautiful view.

And...

..maybe you could have a meal there every now and then.

I'd really love to picture you all that way.

Don't you want to say goodbye?

We said goodbye last night.

I don't think I could go through that again.

Daniel...

when I heard you express your feelings last night,

all I could think was,

I wish someone felt about me the way you feel about Sara.

And the way she feels about you.

What can I do, Fiona?

I know my duty. I love St. Ives.

But I love her too.

I thought I could make that choice for you.

But I was wrong.

Whatever you do now, is entirely up to you.

Sara!

SARA!

We are all who we are, my darling.

Not even true love can change that.

- It was my idea. - And we all worked on it.

- It's...it's beautiful. - It's you and the prince.

And what are all these little pictures?

We put things that we know you like in.

Spaghetti, flowers, puppies, coffee.

(SARA GIGGLES) Look at these tiny sneakers!

You always say be yourself and this is yourself.

That's true.

Have we had recess yet?

- Five more minutes. - Let's go a little early.

I won't tell if you don't. Go on, go outside and play.

Hmmm.

Isn't it cosy?

Much better.

Right, now we can begin.

Collins, what have we here?

Comfort food, Your Majesty.

Marie's lasagna.

Good. (BAILEY BARKS)

Bailey...Mother!

He's fine.

He brings life to the room.

What harm can it do, hmm?

Is this a break in tradition?

Yes, I suppose it is.

Hand me a fresh dish towel, will you, baby?

Oh no, don't look at that again.

I've been meaning to put it back in the scrapbook.

It's okay, Mom, it's just a picture.

It's a good reminder to be careful what you wish for.

Whoa!

Oh, watch where you're going!

All I can see at the moment is you.

Texting and jogging. A lethal combination.

Daniel...

There's no Daniel here.

I'm just Danny.

And I've brought...

Where are these from?

They were fresh when I picked them,

but wilted slightly after the long journey.

Not a word of this to Mother.

You know how she frowns on such things.

And the horse and carriage?

You have no idea how hard that was to get in New Jersey.

Sara, I came back to say

what I should have said before you left.

I'm a traditional man, but eh...

with your help, my family has learnt

that some traditions were made to be broken.

There's a place in my heart that needs filling

and a new school back home that needs a principal.

And so...

Daniel!

There is no one, not here,

not in St. Ives, not anywhere in the world,

that I would rather spend my life with.

You fill my days with such joy and my heart with such love.

And without you I am nothing.

So, Sara, will you do me the great honor

of becoming my wife?

Yes! Yes, absolutely yes!

Wait. Isn't there something missing?

- What? - Doves.

There should be doves.

Every great fairytale proposal has doves!

I forgot the doves!

But what about your parents?

You don't have to give up the throne?

I was as surprised as you are,

but if you don't believe me, you can ask them yourself.

Welcome to the family, dear.

Princess Sara! Long may she reign.

(LAUGHTER)

- That's my daughter. - Mine too.

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