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Hi.
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Hi.
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Who wants to change dirty diapers anyways?
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Alrighty, folks.
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D&C went great.
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As you know, technically,
it wasn't even a miscarriage.
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The ova planted but never really took.
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Avoid vaginal intercourse
for two weeks,
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although oral, manual, and anal
are all acceptable.
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It's like my granny used to always say.
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When life gives you lemons, try anal.
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And you could get a post-care sheet
on your way out.
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Do you have any questions?
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Oh, excuse me. That's it?
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That's it.
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But we can still have children?
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There's no reason for concern.
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Look, I know this feels like a tragedy,
but it's not the Hindenburg.
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It's more like whatever the first plane
Orville and Wilbur crashed.
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See, we don't even know the name.
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And they eventually flew just fine.
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Mrs. Elliott.
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I like her.
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Hey, I can get drunk again.
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Oh, thank God.
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You're a nightmare sober.
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You know, it's funny,
I didn't even think I wanted kids.
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If you don't...
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want kids, it's... it's okay.
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You know, we can get a pet.
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-I've always wanted a ferret.
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It'd save us a fortune on college.
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Unless it's a really smart ferret.
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Like honors ferret.
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But you know, the thing is, Miles,
after this, I am sure.
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I do want a baby.
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I loved being pregnant
with our baby, Miles.
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You up for a drive?
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Yeah.
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Where to?
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Where are we exactly?
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They call it the suburbs.
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I smell something
not entirely terrible.
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It's called grass.
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Grass. What, like in the movies?
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Yeah, they also have something
called "good schools."
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You looked up schools?
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Well, I figured, look,
my stupid job is going great.
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I win a few more of these Golden Pencils,
I can dedicate the time to my play.
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We'll get it to Broadway. You can work
on the next Guggenheim.
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The You-genheim, named after you,
because you're so awesome.
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The suburbs won't know what hit 'em.
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You looked up schools.
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Here we are, your new home,
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if you approve and help
with the down payment.
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And if you don't like it,
they come in every possible shade of tan.
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-Including tan.
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Close your eyes. Close them, close them.
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Open them.
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Huh? Nice big foyer.
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Look at this dining room
and all this nice natural light.
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You've got a little sitting room
over here. This kitchen is...
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Look at this generous counter space.
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Generous. We could put all kinds
of stuff on there.
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Dishes, a little nook.
I know you love a nook.
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Oh, look at this, a butler's pantry,
right here.
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We don't have a butler, we'll get one.
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That's a lie. I'm not... I'm only kidding,
but you got a den here.
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Careful with the chandelier.
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I've hit my head on it twice
when I was here last time.
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But look, the whole thing... This column.
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-Comes with the house.
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And...
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and someday,
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the baby's room.
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The baby will come.
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In the meantime,
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let's make this a home.
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What do you think?
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Honestly?
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I mean, the...
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construction materials are fairly shoddy.
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And the fact that we'd have
the exact same house as our neighbors
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makes me sad and terrified,
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which pretty much sums up how I feel
about moving to the suburbs.
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Yeah, uh, sorry.
You know what, I should've...
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talked to you before I did any of this.
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-We don't..
-And...
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I think that we could be so happy here.
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And I think that our family
could be so happy here.
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And I think it's the sweetest thing
I could possibly imagine.
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But we have to get rid of that column.
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I don't think we can.
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It's holding the whole house up.
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Hey.
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You wanna go for a run?
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On grass?
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No, that's insane.
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-Mmm.
-Yeah.
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-Come on. Get up, get up.
-Aw.
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Okay.
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Ah, yes!
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-Our first one.
-Yes.
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So, how's your Barbie dream house?
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Oh, you would hate it.
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Yes, obviously.
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You would too if you were still you.
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Are they really giving
all this stuff to Goodwill?
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-Yeah.
-Oh, my God.
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Oh, look at this credenza.
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My parents had a credenza just like this.
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My mother engraved their married names
on the inside.
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You, Goodwill girls.
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Is he talking to us?
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That piece is worth at least a thousand.
I want a receipt for the full write off.
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Oh. Right away, sir.
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And let me just say,
there's something so sexy
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about a man who knows how to profit
from his generosity.
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Uh, sorry. We're the architects.
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Oh, but you're...
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-My wife said..
-Harold, isn't it?
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-Yes.
-Hi, yeah, Kate and Meg.
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Your wife said there was some
fabric samples we had to look at?
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-We'll be in a minute.
-All right.
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-Okay. Alright.
-Yeah.
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Thank you, Harold. Bye.
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-You showed him.
-Shut up.
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When we first started hanging out,
you didn't take shit
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-from douchebags like Harold.
-Yeah, I still don't.
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-Even from douchebags like you.
-Ow.
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Call it an overage.
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-Get the other end. Go.
-Oh, now you want my help.
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-Go, go, go.
-It's heavy.
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Keep an eye out for the guy.
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-You stole a credenza.
-Sure did.
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I actually know a guy
who can engrave "I settle down"
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on the inside of it for you.
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I like settling down.
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It's not too late.
Suburbs, babies, husband?
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How is that, um, sculptor
that you've been seeing?
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-I dumped her.
-Yeah, oh, what? For the burlesque dancer?
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No, for snake tattoo.
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Oh, I see. And so I should be
taking relationship advice from you, why?
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Because I have not bought
into someone else's vision for my life
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and pretended like it's my own.
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I'm sorry. I think
that you should just stay badass.
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Thank you for your concern,
but I love my husband, I love my house,
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and I love my goddamn stolen credenza.
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I decide my life, nobody else.
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Okay, that was badass.
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What's a credenza for anyway?
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It's to make a house a home.
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Yeah.
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So, like, you can put things in it,
in the drawers, like your keys,
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but never on top because it'll scratch
the wood. Always in the drawer.
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-Okay.
-Do you wanna order some dinner?
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-Yeah.
-Yeah?
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Sure.
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Miles, I'm heading off to work.
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Huh? Uh-huh.
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Oh, remember you've got
that fertility appointment this week.
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What's that now?
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What?
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I can't hear you.
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Oh, jeez.
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Bye.
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What?
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No, that's...
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Bye.
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You're late.
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Yes. Sorry, mornings are crazy
at preschool.
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-Right. Here we go again.
-Mm-hmm.
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How are the kids?
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Oh, uh, they had lice.
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Hello?
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Yo.
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Is this baller or what?
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Oh, check out this banister.
I mean, this is hand-polished rosewood.
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Straight from Brasilia.
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You ever been?
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Ah, truth.
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Man, I wouldn't change a thing
in this room.
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Talking as is.
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-Oh, I was..
-No, no, no.
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As is.
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Okay. Great.
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Yeah. Yeah, that's fine.
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-And will we have a look at the..
-Except for the marble though.
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Italian Carrara?
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So played out.
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You know, my CEO had this, uh, Calacatta
from the Apuan mountains,
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and the veining was so sexy.
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I'm sorry, you're saying you want
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-his marble...
-Hold.
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Yo, B. What up?
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Yo, you got those d-bugs down?
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No. No.
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No. No.
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You know, I got some ladies
I'm chilling with right now, right here.
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We just chilling.
Yeah, let me hit you back.
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Yo, peace!
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-Go.
-Uh, go, yes.
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Um, well, I was thinking
that we could actually replace
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-some of the larger pieces of marble..
-No, no, no, no. All of it.
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In my kitchen, too.
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Mmm.
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That would require us
to rip out every appliance.
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Even the kitchen sinks would have to go.
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Yeah, I gotta tell ya,
I got 99 problems but a sink ain't one.
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Well, then,
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yes, we... we can definitely do that.
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Dope.
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Do you wanna,
uh, go to the master bedroom?
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Yeah. Ooh, already? Whoa.
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-Oh, he's so cheeky.
-Let me lead the way.
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Why does he dress like a banker
and talk like a rapper?
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He's the CTO of DA8ER.com.
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-He's trying to keep up with the kids.
-Yeah.
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God, DA8ER must be a pretty big deal
if it's paying for all of this.
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Yeah. It's where I met Laura,
as you may recall.
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It's too bad you never got to try it.
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Yeah.
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Hey, guess what?
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What?
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Never mind. I'll tell you later.
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You're late.
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Yes, I am.
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I am very late indeed.
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Hello, sir.
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-How's your day?
-Shitty.
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Got a work party tonight.
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Oh, sorry about that.
But hey, work party sounds fun.
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Do you want me to come?
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Or I could see you after?
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It's not...
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I'll be late.
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Yeah, okay. In the morning then.
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And maybe you could try not to be
in your usual mood.
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-Did you call me to start a fight?
-No. No, I'm sorry. Yeah.
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Um, okay.
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Uh, well, I'll talk to you later.
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I love you.
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Love you, too.
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Not to be contrarian, I just...
I don't want something neutral.
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I want something that pops out.
But thank you for putting it up there.
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Yeah. Sorry, can you please excuse me?
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Yeah. Sometimes it's good to see
what you don't want.
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I'll take this. This one though,
this green, like, leopard trees situation.
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I feel like neutral though
is not really my thing.
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I like this one, because this is...
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I've never seen that before.
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Yeah, I know. I love...
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That's pretty dope.
This one also makes me feel like...
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Was that the credenza?
292
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:49,744
No, it's all right.
294
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:55,655
I'll be up in a minute.
301
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,247
-Honey, um...
-Yeah?
302
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:22,075
What do you want?
303
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:25,790
What?
304
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,089
Where do we keep the light bulbs again?
306
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,548
Uh, I don't know. The laundry room maybe?
307
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:35,800
Right.
312
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:04,579
Hi.
313
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:06,539
Hi.
314
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:18,222
["One We Go/Drink To Me" by The Mollys
plays on car stereo]
317
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:53,763
Hey.
318
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:55,223
What's all this?
319
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,720
Butternut squash and apple casserole
coming right up.
320
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:01,521
What is that?
321
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,184
This is a bouquet I made
for you today at the farm.
322
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,138
What farm?
323
00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:11,572
Hi.
324
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:13,654
Yeah, sit down.
325
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,537
What's going on here?
326
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:28,134
Dinner.
327
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:29,585
Yeah, but why?
328
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:31,420
Sustenance.
329
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:33,052
Uh-huh.
330
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,683
You haven't been looking at my emails,
have you?
331
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:45,431
Why, were you expressing
a secret desire for squash?
333
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,556
Yes, in a way.
334
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:50,357
Just lucky, I guess.
335
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,321
You want a glass of wine?
337
00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:59,993
Maybe he has a brain tumor.
338
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:02,743
Inoperable, I hope.
340
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:09,082
She wakes up, and I hear, "Drive! Drive!"
341
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,246
So I wake up, I look around,
and I think to myself...
342
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:14,128
And remember, one... one still works.
343
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,883
One still works.
344
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:33,068
I wake up, I look around,
and I think to myself...
345
00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:35,568
"Where's the steering wheel
on this car?"
348
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:01,760
Why didn't you tell me?
350
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,230
I went to a spa, I didn't...
351
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,268
expect to walk out with two me's.
352
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:12,943
Yeah, but that was a week ago.
353
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:15,731
Why not tell me?
354
00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:18,856
I don't know.
355
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,993
Maybe because it had
nothing to do with you.
357
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:40,799
Hi. Kate Elliott.
358
00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:44,184
I'm here to put down a deposit
on the IVF course
359
00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:46,011
that I discussed with Dr. Rosamita.
360
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:49,472
Your husband hasn't completed
his baselines yet.
361
00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:52,693
Yeah. And, uh, what does this
have to do with him?
362
00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:56,149
Normally, he would be the sperm donor.
363
00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:58,073
Mm-hmm. Could be.
364
00:21:58,442 --> 00:22:00,492
Or I could just get someone else to do it.
365
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:03,739
It's a $5,000 deposit. Non-refundable.
366
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:05,282
Yes, yes, yes. I know.
367
00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:08,239
Here you go.
368
00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:15,461
Declined.
Says you should call your bank?
369
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:17,839
Oh, yeah. No. Uh, keep it.
370
00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:19,209
Um, it's...
371
00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:21,131
a balance alert thingy.
372
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:24,130
Sorry. It's weird.
We don't actually really use this account.
373
00:22:24,217 --> 00:22:27,757
We just, um, use it for this.
374
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,732
Hi, yes. Kate Elliott.
375
00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:36,481
Zero-two-zero-seven.
376
00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:44,278
Yeah, that's what
I'm calling about actually. Thank you.
378
00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:53,832
I'm sorry, when was that exactly?
379
00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:00,212
And how much did he take out?
380
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:10,096
Um, do you still
wanna put down that deposit?
381
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,143
All right. Well, hit me, dawg.
383
00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:16,766
Ecco.
385
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,322
The veins are fat.
386
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:22,897
Scusi?
387
00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:25,654
The veins on the marble are fat.
388
00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:26,947
It's disgusting.
389
00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:30,162
-Okay. Look, this is my CEO's foyer here.
-All right.
390
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,742
-Okay.
-There's a picture. Where is it?
391
00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:32,737
-Okay. There.
-Yeah.
392
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:35,328
-Shit. How do you zoom on this...
-Just the thumb, right?
393
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:36,544
-All right. So...
-So, look.
394
00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:38,463
-See what I mean?
-That's the identical veining.
395
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:40,922
-No, it is... Look closer.
-It's slightly.
396
00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:42,092
-Va bene?
-Va bene.
397
00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:44,170
-No. It's not va bene. It's...
-Slightly thicker?
398
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,336
No, it's more than slightly.
It's much thicker.
399
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,005
I want-- Just give me the right thing.
400
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:51,433
-I want the thin veins. Please.
-We would have to shut construction down
401
00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:53,643
for another three weeks
to wait for another shipment.
402
00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:56,063
Okay. Well, let me just
tell you something. I cannot do that,
403
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:59,063
because how am I supposed
to host Microdose mixers here
404
00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:00,556
with fat veins?
405
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:02,730
I have an idea.
406
00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:03,983
Okay, What?
407
00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:08,155
Yeah, why don't you just grow the fuck up?
408
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:13,124
Just accept the fact that you are never
going to be as young
409
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:16,655
or as hip as the notorious CEO,
410
00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:18,668
no matter what type of flooring you have.
411
00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:23,878
So you may as well try and focus
on being a decent adult human being.
412
00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:26,261
I mean, what age are you? Fifty?
413
00:24:26,339 --> 00:24:29,839
Jesus Christ. Just let us install
those perfectly good tiles,
414
00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:32,721
which are just as good as the other tiles.
415
00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:35,434
Neither of which will change your life
in the slightest,
416
00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:37,055
because they have nothing to do
417
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:40,732
with the things in your life
that make you feel, and not unreasonably,
418
00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:43,152
like a complete waste of space.
419
00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:44,767
And if you don't like my plan,
420
00:24:44,858 --> 00:24:47,318
then you can get
another bloody architect.
421
00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:48,566
Va bene?
422
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,530
I said, va bene?
423
00:24:57,370 --> 00:24:59,660
-So that's good there.
-Grazie!
424
00:25:03,543 --> 00:25:04,423
I'm 48.
429
00:25:33,740 --> 00:25:34,990
Oh, for God's sake.
430
00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:46,419
["One We Go/Drink To Me"
by The Mollys plays]
431
00:26:13,446 --> 00:26:16,116
♪ There was an old woman
And there was an old man ♪
439
00:26:31,172 --> 00:26:32,552
Don't bother getting up.
447
00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:04,577
-Hi.
-Hi.
448
00:27:04,664 --> 00:27:05,544
It's just you?
449
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,884
Uh, no. I'm meeting someone actually.
450
00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:09,379
Name of your party?
451
00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:10,843
Um...
452
00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:14,469
Oh, actually I see it. You can follow me.
453
00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:15,379
Thank you.
455
00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:22,060
♪ She pushed him in the water
And she held him down ♪
457
00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:26,686
♪ There was an old woman
And there was an old man ♪
458
00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:27,980
Thank you very much.
460
00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:32,440
I don't know what to call you.
462
00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:39,028
Miles.
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