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[sniffs]
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Thanks.
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[car turns off]
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Thank you God for giving me my life back.
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[car locks]
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Hey, Kaylyn.
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Oh, there he is.
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Miles. Ready to meet on the proofs in ten?
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What? Yeah.
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Okay.
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Hey, Miles.
Copy wants your headline and body notes.
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Miles, tell Martin
that one cow shouldn't be a sad cow.
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I think it's noble.
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Oh!
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Oops.
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Chicken...
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What the fuck?
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[Pool] ♪ There he is ♪
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Hey. [laughs]
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So, I moved up the pitch
with old man Hillston to next Tuesday,
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all hands tomorrow
to share your ideas with his team.
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Got my star back.
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Hey, uh, real quick.
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Out of curiosity,
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what did you like best about my pitch?
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All of it.
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[Kate] Hey, your sister called.
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Again.
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Oh, and um, I didn't notice
the dry cleaning upstairs.
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Where did you put it?
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What dry cleaning?
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Did you hit your head?
The one I rang you about a few hours ago.
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Right. Uh...
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[stammers] Sorry, no, I just...
I forgot. I'm sorry. Sorry.
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- Sorry.
- Are you okay?
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Yeah, no. I'm just... I'm just so stressed
with all of this work. Uh...
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Hey, you're not planning
on going to Vegas, are you?
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What? No. Why?
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[Kate] I got an alert from the bank.
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You didn't take money out of our account,
did you?
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Uh-uh.
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That's weird.
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[Kate] Hmm.
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I'll... I'll take care of it.
Don't worry about it.
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- [Kate] Okay, I'm gonna grab a shower.
- Yeah.
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We don't have to have all our friends
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down from the city next week
if this is all a bit too much.
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We can tell them we have the flu or Ebola
or something.
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No, it's fine. I just...
I'm a little... uh...
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Just work stuff.
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Sorry.
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[dishes clatter]
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[breathing heavily]
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[sighs]
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[footsteps depart]
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[sighs]
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[phone beeps on]
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[sighs]
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[phone beeps]
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[sighs]
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[cell phone ringing]
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[continues ringing]
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[stops ringing]
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I thought I had it on vibrate.
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[rock clatters]
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[sighs]
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Why'd you come back?
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Why did you call?
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I'm just gonna get you guys
a green tea and Coke.
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- Let me know when you're ready to order.
- I got a green tea last time.
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But you wanted a Coke.
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What makes you better than me? Huh?
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Green tea? 'Cause you know what?
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I've been looking at your pitch all day,
and as far as I can tell, it sucks.
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I mean...
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What? Neighbors and friends?
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I can't pitch this with these drawings.
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- Is that a cow?
- Well, no, that particular sketch
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is of two dairy farmers
shaking hands across a stile.
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A what?
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A stile.
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It's a bridge that connects two pastures,
connects neighbors.
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It's a metaphor.
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Oh, great.
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No wonder your pitch is so cheesy.
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Pool didn't seem to mind.
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That's the worst part.
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Oh...
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God.
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[sighs]
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Don't make me say it.
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You want help?
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For a week, all right? Just a week.
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Just until the Hillston pitch is through.
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Ah, okay.
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And you... take a week off?
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Relax? Get back to that play
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you've been secretly promising
you'd get back to but never really do?
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Yeah. I remember that, too.
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- [inhales] But I have a question for you.
- Why would you do it?
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'Cause you want your old life back,
you'll take whatever crumb you can get.
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Yeah. No, that's right. I know you, too.
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Me... I-I know me too.
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You...
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You know what I mean. [inhales]
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But...
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we can't tell Kate.
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Ever.
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Deal?
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Have a great day, hon.
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Oh, yeah.
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All right.
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What do you think of the teal?
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What are you, a magician?
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Hmm.
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Here.
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Hey.
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Just come home before she does.
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[sighs]
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[laughs]
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[keyboard keys clacking]
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[vehicle approaches]
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Oh, finally.
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So?
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So, what?
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"So what?" So, how did it go?
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Oh. It went...
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great.
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Yeah. How was the meeting
with the advance team?
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Great.
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Really? What about Pool?
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Great.
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Yeah, she officially moved our pitch
to first position.
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Oh, is Dan pissed?
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Mm-hmm.
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Very. Says he's ready to...
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jump in as soon as I screw up.
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Of course.
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Anything else?
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Um...
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Well, I think Kaylyn was hitting on me.
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Bullshit!
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Seriously?
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[scoffs]
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You know, you're married, right?
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Yeah, so? I...
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What, I can't enjoy the fact
somebody finds me attractive?
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You, us, attractive?
She finds us attractive?
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Apparently.
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Wow.
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That's, um...
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[chuckles]
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So, what you think? Same thing tomorrow?
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I guess so.
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- Have a great day, babe.
- Oh, bye.
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[burps]
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[man on video speaking indistinctly]
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Mmm.
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[laughs]
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[sighs]
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What am I doing?
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That's better.
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[moaning on TV]
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[video game sounds]
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Had a fun week, have you?
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[man] Amazing!
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We're heading up to pitch Hillston
next week.
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Advance team is thrilled.
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So is Pool.
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So is everybody.
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Except Dan.
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[man] Excellent.
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Ah, that's good.
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[slurred] You're doing a good job.
That's great.
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[man] Amazing!
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How much have you had to drink exactly?
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Since when?
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Let's say this morning.
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This m...
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Uh...
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Um, I don't know.
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You do realize tonight is Kate's party?
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[man] Excellent!
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, God.
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[sighs]
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Are you sure?
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[people laughing]
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[New Miles] So I'm thinking, "Hey, you
know, my luck might change now," right?
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Obviously, but...
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before I could make my move,
I must have passed out in the backseat,
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because the next thing I know,
Kate is screaming.
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She's terrified of this baby bear...
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- [laughter]
- And she... she wakes up,
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and I hear, "Drive, drive!"
So I wake up and I look around
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and I think to myself,
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"Uh, where's the steering wheel
on this car?"
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[laughter]
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[Kate] Get into the bed.
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Motherfucker.
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Hey. Hey.
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[door opens]
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- Oh.
- [giggles]
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Thank you.
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For what?
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For trying.
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I've missed your stories.
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I'm glad they're back.
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[Kate moaning]
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I love you so much.
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- [breathing heavily]
- [Miles grunts]
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[Kate moaning]
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[doorbell rings]
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Oh.
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My long lost brother.
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Hey. Uh...
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I need to talk to someone.
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Okay. Come in. Yeah.
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[Maia laughs]
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So, you knew?
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[laughing]
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Wait a minute. Did he...
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Other me... did he tell you?
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Oh, come on. It's funny, though.
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You have to admit it's really funny.
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Henry, don't you think it's funny?
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- What, my love?
- [Maia] Uh, never mind, sweetheart.
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- You're doing great.
- Fuck.
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I can't believe that you knew
and you didn't even, you know, call me.
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I believe I left you
three separate voicemails.
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- Oh.
- Shit. I'm sorry.
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- Right. No.
- Hey, how's it going?
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- Hi.
- Henry.
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Any particular reason
you didn't call me back?
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[Henry exhales]
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I didn't listen to them.
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Sorry. I just...
I thought it was your usual...
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- Why didn't you text me?
- [Henry] Shit.
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He would listen to my voicemails.
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He wouldn't even let it go to voicemail.
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So what, you two just hang out?
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Yeah. He's come over a few times.
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And we talk, you know.
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He asks about my projects.
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You know, you're my little sister.
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Half-sister. And not so little.
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Come on. Damn it.
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I actually... I kind of like him.
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He's better than me, isn't he?
I mean, like, in everything.
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With work, with you,
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with Kate.
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Are you seriouslyjealousof you?
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Wow.
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[laughs] You are making
incredible advances
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in the field
of feeling sorry for yourself.
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I don't get it.
Why can't I be happy for once?
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Because you didn't earn it.
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[Henry exhales] Okay.
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[sighs]
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[sighs]
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[door opens]
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This play is my life.
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This is my story.
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These are my thoughts.
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I mean, what are you thinking, huh?
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Are you trying to piss me off?
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Well, that's my story, too.
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I have just as much of a right to it
as you do.
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Excuse me?
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At least it's not boring anymore.
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You wrote that the lead murders someone.
273
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:14,288
So?
274
00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:15,539
So he would never do that!
275
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:16,915
How do you know?
276
00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:18,124
Because he's me!
277
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,919
Yeah, no wonder it's boring.
278
00:15:21,545 --> 00:15:23,005
Oh, you're unbelievable.
279
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:25,758
[stammers] I'm trying to make art.
Something real!
280
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:27,927
No, art should be exciting, not boring.
281
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,220
It's not a single continuum...
282
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:32,264
Wait. What... Why is this boring?
283
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,808
See, that you don't know why,
that's your problem.
284
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,144
You're drunk on power.
285
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,606
- You're Dr. Jekyll.
- No, Dr. Jekyll was the sane one.
286
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:43,484
You mean Mr. Hyde.
You should pick up a book sometime.
287
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:44,777
I'm gonna do that pitch.
288
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:46,612
I'm gonna kill it.
289
00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:48,238
You're gonna see that I killed it,
290
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:51,700
and then you're gonna get on a plane
to Fiji or wherever and go!
291
00:15:57,831 --> 00:15:59,166
Hey. Going to bed?
292
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:05,172
No, not yet.
293
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,258
Do you want me to wait up?
294
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:10,343
That's all right.
295
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:20,354
Man of the hour.
296
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,310
[brakes squeal]
297
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,277
[pig snorting]
298
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:14,824
[exhales]
299
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,167
[rapid, heavy exhaling]
300
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:25,919
[exhales heavily]
301
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:29,631
You win this, I might have to rethink
who gets that promotion.
302
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:30,924
[door opens]
303
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,926
- [Hillston] Good afternoon.
- [Pool] Oh.
304
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,595
Mr. Hillston. [chuckles]
305
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:35,970
Charcuterie.
306
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,557
- Right from my farm.
- It's wonderful.
307
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,320
[Hillston] Try it. You're all very skinny.
308
00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:43,062
- [Pool laughs]
- [Hillston] Thank you, my dear.
309
00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:47,399
- Ms. Pool.
- [Pool] Mr. Hillston.
310
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,403
Ten years ago, I hired one
of the brightest minds in the business.
311
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:54,490
A branding bard,
a storyteller to the people.
312
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,950
A gold pencil winner.
313
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,995
But what he has for you today...
314
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,289
is some of his best work.
315
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,500
[whispers] Miles.
316
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,343
Hillston.
317
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,013
Your neighbor...
318
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:21,892
and a friend. And your f...
319
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,061
F... And your friend.
320
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,398
We know you.
321
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,824
Listen, I'm a very simple man. Just...
322
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:38,826
say what you have to say.
323
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,329
It's all about connection.
324
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:44,498
Neighbor to neighbor.
325
00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:46,874
Doctor...
326
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:48,835
to patient.
327
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:50,879
Dentist...
328
00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:53,215
to patient to patient.
329
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,465
Also to patient.
330
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:55,967
It's...
331
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:58,137
It's not just a telecom company...
332
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,471
that's regional.
333
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,057
It's love.
334
00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:09,021
The...
335
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:14,862
I think this will...
336
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:17,072
uh, explain it best.
337
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:18,949
- [moaning]
- Oh!
338
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:20,868
[upbeat instrumental music plays]
339
00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:41,180
We did prepare a second pitch.
340
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,182
- It's not as fleshed out...
- I like it.
341
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:45,349
I like it.
342
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,519
The campaign is yours.
343
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,271
Oh! [laughs]
344
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,231
And... if it succeeds,
345
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:54,234
I'll bring you on
as our lead marketing company.
346
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:55,944
- Oh, God!
- I would like to talk
347
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,362
to Miles,
348
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:58,738
alone.
349
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:01,157
Of course.
350
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:16,423
Sorry, I was a...
351
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,010
I was a little nervous.
352
00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:29,268
[chuckles]
353
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:30,519
Mangalitsa.
354
00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:34,900
Mangalitsa is a rare breed of pig.
355
00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:36,485
Brought it over from Hungary.
356
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:40,113
Nothing like it in the entire world.
357
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,324
Here. Try some.
358
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:43,908
Here.
359
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,954
Try it. Come... come on.
You're gonna love it.
360
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,164
Hey, yeah.
361
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:50,706
You know, uh...
362
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,085
I was wondering...
363
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,630
how you came up
with this pitch of yours?
364
00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:58,799
There were times...
365
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,759
you seemed a little hesitant,
366
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,302
like maybe...
367
00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:05,639
the words were not your words.
368
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,265
Hmm?
369
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,601
Your boss says you're a great storyteller.
370
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,937
I'd like to tell you a funny story
371
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:15,357
about when I was a boy during the war
in the concentration camps.
372
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,442
Would that be all right? Hmm?
373
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:19,820
Yeah, of course.
374
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:21,654
You see...
375
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:23,407
I was in Birkenau.
376
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,410
And there never was enough food there.
377
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,537
But we were a bunch of rascals.
378
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:32,040
We would eat anything...
garbage, rats, dead rats.
379
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,124
But...
380
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,668
if you could find
381
00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:37,587
a piece of bread, some meat, ooh...
382
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:38,671
[laughs]
383
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:43,093
One day, the guards called a line up
for all the children in the camp,
384
00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:44,177
because...
385
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:45,887
a Jewish child...
386
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,056
had stolen a ration.
387
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,268
Which meant that another Jewish child...
388
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,603
would not be eating that night,
389
00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:55,939
which is very sad.
390
00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:59,484
But you see, I knew who did it.
391
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:01,862
So I took my little hand...
392
00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:04,364
and I pointed to this
393
00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:07,701
eight-year-old zsivány, this naughty boy.
394
00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:09,703
He was always getting in trouble.
395
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:13,915
Anyway, they marched him out
and they blew out his brains,
396
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,375
right there in front of me.
397
00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:18,462
But that's not the funny part
of the story.
398
00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:20,505
Would you like to hear the funny part?
399
00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:22,089
Hmm?
400
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:25,218
The funny part is how I knew
401
00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:27,179
who had stolen the food.
402
00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:29,639
I knew because...
403
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:31,975
I had stolen it.
404
00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:34,268
So, you see...
405
00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:36,980
I don't mind a cheater.
406
00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:39,316
But if you're gonna cheat,
407
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:41,776
do it right.
408
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,990
And however you came up
with that campaign of yours,
409
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:49,117
don't stop.
410
00:22:49,993 --> 00:22:50,993
Hmm?
411
00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:57,459
Have some pork. You're very skinny.
412
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:02,880
[door closes]
413
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:16,686
[cell phone rings]
414
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,024
[thunder sounds]
415
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:21,942
[sighs]
416
00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:23,610
[cell phone continues ringing]
417
00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:26,863
Hello?
418
00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:28,907
[Pool] Congratulations, superstar!
419
00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:31,284
We got a tower of shrimp
with your name on it.
420
00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:32,869
[people chattering excitedly]
421
00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:51,596
[brakes squeal]
422
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:56,518
[thunder sounds]
423
00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:02,691
[grunts]
424
00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:04,151
Come on. Roll down your window.
425
00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:05,569
[tires squeal]
426
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:08,572
[crashes]
427
00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:10,949
- [thunder sounds]
- [crickets chirping]
428
00:24:38,226 --> 00:24:39,226
[car locks]
429
00:24:40,353 --> 00:24:42,814
[New Miles]
So, I'm trying so hard, too hard,
430
00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:45,400
to impress her
with this elaborate camping trip,
431
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:48,153
and everything is just going wrong.
I mean, it's...
432
00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:51,490
It's sweltering hot, we're being
eaten alive by mosquitoes.
433
00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:54,743
The universe decides to just open up
434
00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:56,995
and pour down rain. I see the...
435
00:24:57,078 --> 00:25:00,207
I see the tent. Do you remember that?
I see the tent wash away.
436
00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:01,750
- "Bye, tent!"
- [laughter]
437
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:05,462
So we're running over to the car.
We're getting out of our wet clothes.
438
00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:06,796
Before I could make my move,
439
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,841
I, uh, fall asleep
in the back seat of the car.
440
00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:11,384
Yeah, it's true. It's true.
441
00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:14,346
And then, I remember, she screams.
442
00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:17,265
She's terrified
because of this baby bear.
443
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,726
- And she's shouting, "Drive! Drive!"
- [laughter]
444
00:25:19,809 --> 00:25:22,771
So I wake up, I look around,
and I think to myself...
445
00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:24,940
"Where's the steering wheel on this car?"
446
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,276
[glass shatters]
447
00:25:31,988 --> 00:25:32,988
No?
448
00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:34,073
Well...
449
00:25:34,574 --> 00:25:36,493
I guess it's funnier when he tells it.
450
00:25:37,305 --> 00:25:43,238
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