All language subtitles for LEGO.DC.Super.Hero.Girls.Brain.Drain.2017.1080p.WEBRip.x265-RARBG

* Get your cape on

* And let's take flight

* We can be who we like

* Get your cape on

* Now's the time

* Step into the light

* Save the world from crime

* Get your cape on

* Sometimes we're stuck

* Told to be ordinary

* So we hide inside
and we lock it up

* We lose ourselves

* Think we're not enough

* There's some Kryptonite
and sometimes we fall

* But we get back up
and put up a fight

* Get your cape on

* And let's take flight

* We can be who we like

* Get your cape on

* Now's the time

* Save the world from crime

* Get your cape on

* We're DC Super Hero Girls

(ALARM RINGING)

(GASPING)

Help! Help!
They're loonabricks!

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

Hurry up,
they'll be here soon.

Stop right there, evildoers!

How was that?

-Commanding enough?
-Perfect.

I loved the way you said
"Evildoers."

If I were doing evil,
I'd be scared stiff.

Aw, thanks!

You guys are the best.

(GASPS) Let's grab a Krypton
kale smoothie after this.

BATGIRL: Bumblebee?
Katana?

What are you two doing here?

We heard there was a break-in.

And...

Great Hera, it's them?

They're the thieves?

How could our classmates
from Superhero High
be thieves?

Principal Waller would have
totally caught that
in their application.

We have the jewels,
it's time to go.

You were saying?

(BLADES WHIRRING)

Guys, this is so weird.
What are you...

We really need to have a talk
with admissions.

You couldn't have just
pushed the door open?

Glass doors aren't cheap,
you know.

-Hurry up,
they're getting away.
-Let's stick together.

I'll drive.

-There goes our smoothie time.
-Seatbelts.

Batgirl, Wonder Woman and I
are pretty much
indestructible.

Besides, we can fly.

Why are we even...

-Point taken.
-Yeah.

WONDER WOMAN: Watch out.

Why in the world would
Bumblebee and Katana

suddenly decide
to become criminals?

And why would they try
and make a fast getaway
in rush hour?

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(MOTORBIKE RACING)

Waste food much?

SUPERGIRL: Whoa,
what's happening?

BATGIRL: Batmobile,
eat your heart out.

You should really
be using your blinker.

-Faster, they're
gaining on us.
-Not for long.

KATANA: Hi-ya!

-Uh, Batgirl?
- I see them.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(HORNS BLARING)

-Don't lose them.
-I don't lose anything.

-What about those earrings
I loaned you?
-Never lose a thing!

Giant construction thing.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(GIRLS SCREAMING)

Uh, that was close.

Don't worry,
I got this.

Pardon us, citizen.

Oh, man, you see the look
on that guy's face?

What are you guys doing?

(TIRES SQUEALING)

Huh? Argh!

Uh, did anyone notice the
"Do Not Enter" sign
back there?

-Nope.
-Probably a dead end.

That means they have
nowhere to go.

(BIKE SPLASHES INTO WATER)

Okay, that was impressive.

Yet at the same time...

(GIRLS SCREAMING)

SUPERGIRL: Time to ditch.
WONDER WOMAN: Agreed. Batgirl?

No, wait, I got this.

(BATGIRL GRUNTING)

You are so gonna be my partner
in shop class.

I can't see them.
Supergirl?

There, they're headed
toward that alleyway.

SUPERGIRL: Turn here.
BATGIRL: Here?

-No, the next one.
-Okay, next time,
you guys can fly.

WONDER WOMAN: They
must be inside, let's go.

They could be hiding.

Be careful.

-(GROWLING)
-What was that?

Sorry. Breakfast burrito.

-Not that, I heard it too.
-Uh-oh.

-I vote, we go home now.
-Seconded.

Thirded.

I don't feel so good.

Uh-oh, Kryptomites.

(SHAKILY)
That would explain...

(KRYPTOMITES SNARLING)

Let's see if we can
make these good girls

bad.

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
Uh, which good girls?

I'm not there so
I don't really know
who you're referring to.

I wasn't talking to you,
specifically.

I was just pontificating
to myself, and...

You know what?
Never mind.

Well, if we're supposed
to be partners,

we should
pontificate together.

-Like, about evil stuff.
-Can we talk about this later?

I have to go
before I'm spotted.

Spotted by whom?

-Again, I'm not there,
I don't really...
-(CALL DISCONNECTED)

(KRYPTOMITES SNARLING)

Whoa, that was
the weirdest dream.

(ALARM BUZZING)

Oh, I'm gonna be late!

Huh, where is everybody?

-(ALARM BUZZING)
-Oh!

(ALARM BUZZING)

Good thing you slept
in your clothes.

Oh, mean Amazon.
Go away.

And now,
to rope me a Supergirl.

Good morning, sunshine.

(GROGGILY) I need
super beauty rest.

Come on, ladies.
We're going to be late.

Morning people, blech!

WONDER WOMAN: I heard that.

Huh?

What's that over there?

What? I don't see anything.

Huh, my mistake.

Looking good, Diana.

(INHALES) Ah!

-Ready?
-BATGIRL AND SUPERGIRL:
Ready.

Let's do this thing.

Today's the day.
The Yearbook Club is going
to release the results

of the Most Likelies.

"Most Likelies"?
Is that another strange ritual
like spin-the-bottle?

Oh, I just heard about this.

It's where people vote
on who is most likely
to do stuff in the future.

Like, be president.

Or open a Big Belly
burger franchise.

Oh, well, in that case,
I think the most logical
choice is Batgirl.

Because she's so smart, right?

You're so sweet.
But I totally think
it's gonna be you.

I mean, Amazon Princess,
heir to the power of the gods.

Am I right or am I right?

Well, maybe it will be me.

What? It could be.

I mean, look at my cousin.

He's become the most popular
superhero in the whole world.

Eh. That's debatable.

And I'm just as cool
as he was when he was
in high school.

Also debatable.

Well, whoever wins the award,
let's make a promise right now

to be supportive
of each other.

ALL: Deal.

(BATGIRL SCREAMING)

Oops, I've got her.

(SCREAMING)

Kind of funny
how often that happens.

-(LAUGHING) Right?
-It's okay.

But what's not okay is that.

SUPERGIRL: I know, right?
At least spring for a hybrid
in this day and age.

Is that
Principal Waller's car?

Yup, I can tell
by the license plate.

(SUPERGIRL READING)

Odd choice. I mean,
it's kind of off-putting.

Like she has some sort of wall
that's forever up and no one
can break through.

Pretty sure
that's not her intent.

But how do you know?
It could be a cry for help.
We should talk to her.

What happened
to the amethyst?

In the wrong hands, that
could be a serious problem.

Then why isn't it, like,
kept in a locked room
or something?

Whoever did this is going
to get detention for a year.

My money's on Beast Boy.

I mean,
it's just sitting there,
out in the open.

At least it was.

It makes the building
look cool, okay?

Seems like a pretty
high-stakes sacrifice
to make for aesthetics.

-(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
-Let's go, I heard
from a source

there's going to be
a pop quiz today.

What source?

Good morning, class.

-"Source", huh?
-Well, it's a "pop" quiz
and he is my pop.

I'm handing back the pop quiz
we had yesterday.

-Yesterday?
-I'm sorry to say

that some of you didn't do
as well as I'd hoped,

despite his or her
remarkable upbringing.

A C-minus?

But I've never gotten
a C-minus in my life!

That's like a bat-ugh.

C-minus? That means...

* I beat you,
I finally beat you

* And you wear meat shoes

Okay, clearly I haven't
really worked out
the lyrics yet.

But it looks like the race
for the highest GPA
is just about over,

and you are looking
at the winner.

(CHUCKLES) Whoo-hoo!

I meant me, of course,
in case you didn't get
what I meant.

Uh, I didn't really
point at myself
or anything, so...

BATGIRL: You stink.

I don't even remember
taking this.

-Me neither.
-Me neither.

Jinx!

Sorry, I just learned
that one too.

SUPERGIRL: Hope we didn't miss
a gym class pop quiz too.

That's actually not a thing.

BATGIRL: Uh, creepy much?

WONDER WOMAN: I've got
a bad feeling about this.

All right, you plastic-headed
delinquents.

It's time for you to exercise
that teenage angst away
with some physical activity.

Let's play some
super dodgeball.

(WHISTLE BLOWS)

Hey, I'm on your team.

Oh, after what
you did yesterday?

You can eat my team.

You're out Batgirl,
take a seat. Never mind,
you're already in one.

(GRUNTING)

Oh, Hades.

WILDCAT: All right, Princess,
take a seat.

Come on!

Uh, can we talk about this?

(GRUNTING)

Nicely done, Supergirl.

All right, you bricks.
Looks like you're ready
for some sit-ups.

How about 10...

-(SIGHING WITH RELIEF)
-...thousand.

(GROANING)

BATGIRL: This has been
such a weird day.

A solid two on my top 10 list
of weird days.

What's number one?

Facing Giganta after that
chili cook-off?

-Ugh.
-Oh, yeah, that
was a gas factory.

But still, I wonder
what's gotten into everyone.

As if you don't know!

-Know what?
-How about the fact

that you uploaded
that embarrassing video of me

on your Hero Hotline page!

(SHOUTING)
Without my permission!

What? I don't even go
on Hero Hotline.
Too many ads.

* I'll be your hero

* You'll be my clown

How is that any different
from the other videos
that you post of us?

I spent my entire life,
i.e., the past three months

trying to make
something viral.

And little Miss Bat Ears
over there posts
one video of me

and whammo!
She gets all the credit.

Whoa, look at that view count!

Congratulations, Harley.

You've reached
cat video status.

Whoa, I got like
2k more followers.

That's it! This wrong
must be righted.

I challenge you to a...

-Dance-off?
-No, that wouldn't
even be fair.

I challenge you to a...

Medusa head throwing contest?

What? It's a thing.

Um... No!

I challenge you to a...

Well, what?

Well, I don't actually
have anything, okay?

I'm... I'm still thinking.

(GASPS) Oh, I know!

All right, you know the rules.

Whoever eats the most
in one minute wins.

Are you ready?

So there's really
only one rule?

You said "rules",
so I was just...

Wait, I thought you said
this was a pie-eating contest.

It is. These are pot pies.

Pot pies are filled
with vegetables and meat.

Regular pies are filled
with love and sugar.

Which is terrible
for your teeth.

Aw, what's the matter?

-Scared?
-No.

I just don't like to consume
that many nitrates.

And lima beans make me gassy.

(IMITATING CHICKEN)

Oh, it's on, girl!

I'm powering through this.

Okay then.
On your mark.

Get set.

(GROWLING) Eat.

(BURPS)

(SCORE COUNTER DINGS)

That is a lot
of microwaved gravy.

(BURPS)

(LAUGHS)

(SCORE COUNTER DINGS)

Some of these are still frozen
in the middle.

-(SNARLING)
-(COUNTER DINGS)

(SHOUTING)

Argh!

Ten more seconds.

(CHEWING NOISILY)

Huh?

(SWALLOWS)

She's inhuman!

Time.

Wow, seriously.

That was impressive.

And also gross.

It just takes discipline
and focus.

Something that some people
don't have.

Yeah, but you know what
I do possess?

-What?
-Timing.

(CLANKING)

What is the meaning of this?

Yeah. Great timing.

(SIGHS) Do you know
how hard it is to get
gravy out of your hair?

Tell me about it.

-Not as hard as pudding.
-I expect more from you.

Really? Even Harley?

Actually, Harley,
you're dismissed.

-I am?
-Gift horse, girl.

I'm sorry, Principal Waller,

it kind of escalated and...

I think you still have
a lima bean in your hair.

I'm sorry.

After the stunts
you pulled yesterday,

you'll need more
than an "I'm sorry."

Yesterday? Why does everyone
keep talking about yesterday?

AMANDA: Really?

Vandalizing
the Hero Ball Arena,

releasing bats in the halls,

and kicking my car

onto the top of the school.

Who, me? I would never do
something like that.

-(BUTTON BEEPS)
-Lois Lane reporting live from
Super Hero High School,

where a few of the students
took it upon themselves

to wreak havoc
throughout the campus.

Supergirl created a little
Kryptonian chaos

as she made a super mess of
the school's Hero Ball arena.

It was a particularly
dark night for
the cleaning crew,

who still haven't found
all of the nocturnal nasties
Batgirl let loose in the hall.

Come on,
who writes this stuff?

And finally,
the Amazon Princess shows off
her athletic ability

by kicking
Principal Waller's car into
the eye of the amethyst tower.

Goal!

The amethyst still remains
missing as does any punishment
for the crazed classmates.

I'm Lois Lane, and clearly
it's been a slow news day.

Still sticking to the
"I never do anything
like that" shtick?

That's clearly doctored.

I can't hold a note that long.

You have one chance
to make things right.

I want to know
where the amethyst
you stole yesterday is

and I want to know now.

But yesterday was Sunday,

we weren't even in school.

Don't play dumb with me,
Ms. Gordon.

Yesterday was Monday
and today is Tuesday,

the day you're expelled.

No!

Huh, I guess, I can hold
a note that long.

What just happened?

This feels exactly like
when I was forced
to leave Krypton.

The school has been
like a second home to me.

So much for becoming
"Most likely to succeed."

Without a high school diploma,

the only thing we're
most likely to succeed at
is a dead-end job.

Like politics.

How could all three of us
not remember an entire day?

That's true.

Something's as fishy
as Poseidon's breath.

And believe me,
that's fishy, phew.

You can smell underwater?

I might know
how we can get to
the bottom of it.

-WONDER WOMAN: How?
-By analyzing the footage

that I swiped from
Principal Waller's office.

To the Batgirl bunker.

SUPERGIRL:
So it's less of a bunker

and more of a gizmo shack.

The footage isn't doctored.

As for as I can tell,
it really is us
doing all of this.

Cool! What's this one do?

There, you see that glow?

Oh, that's my new shampoo.
Really adds some shine.

Nothing adds that much shine.

WONDER WOMAN: A diamond?

BATGIRL: A really big diamond.

But how come we can't see it?

The shampoo.

(LAUGHS) Serious volume.

That's so weird,
I had this dream last night

that Bumblebee and Katana were
robbing a jewelry store

and they had this weird look
in their eyes

and their hair was glowing too

and we were all like,
"Stop, evildoers!"
And then we went on this chase

and there was fighting
and we ended up at a...

-ALL: Warehouse.
-Yeah.

Wait, how did you know that?

And, why do villains
always hang out in
abandoned warehouses?

We all had the same dream.

But that's impossible.

Unless it wasn't
a dream at all.

Whoever was controlling
Katana and Bumblebee

must have used the same
diamond to control us.

And make us steal
the amethyst.

But why make us do
all the silly pranks?

I don't know. Comedy?

-Where are you going?
-I'm going to check the dorms.

To look for
Bumblebee and Katana.

Good idea.

Katana hasn't returned
those nun chucks

she borrowed from me,
like, eight months ago and...

Hey, wait for me!

I told my boss that
you two were good.

I told her
we could count on you.

But we got away
with the diamonds.

-Barely. Lena Luthor
is a girl of her word.
-(WINGS FLUTTERING)

And you two
almost cost me that word.

But we actually didn't,
and that sentence
didn't overly make sense.

Well, then,
where are the jewels?

-Diamonds.
-Ugh, whatever.

Yes, where are they?

-We hid them.
-Ohh... Phew.

-You hid them?
-Yes.

And that doesn't answer
my question.

What was the question again?

Where are my jewels?

-The diamonds?
-Ugh, whatever.

-Yes.
-They're safe.

-At?
-My room.

-So you hid stolen,
magic jewels...
-KATANA: Diamonds.

I know already, ugh.

So you hid stolen,
magic diamonds in your room?

-Yeah.
-At Super Hero High School.

-Yeah.
-Where there are a lot of,
like, superheroes.

Well, technically they're not
full-blown superheroes yet.

But the teachers are.

Not all of them.

Some are just cops
or, like, business dudes.

Anyway,
get me those diamonds

and bring them back here.

Well, what are you
waiting for?

Well, it's, like, the middle
of last period right now.

We should probably
wait about 10 minutes,

so we get there right when
the last bell rings. You know?

Otherwise, we have to get
tardy slips and...

Fine, go in 10 minutes.

This is going to be
a long 10 minutes.

WONDER WOMAN: That's weird,
where is everybody?

HARLEY: Almost perfect.

SUPERGIRL: Maybe Harley knows.

Hey, Harley.

Oh, it's you.

Hold on a sec while I finish
my project for art class.

(LAUGHS) Wow, Harley,
that's amazing.

And here I thought
you were holding
a grudge against Batgirl

for that embarrassing video
she posted of you.

(LAUGHS UNCOMFORTABLY)
Not helping.

Uh, I don't know.

It needs a little something.

Oh, I got it.

(GRUNTS)

Ha! Perfect.
That's A-plus material
for sure.

Harley, listen,
this isn't my fault...

Let me handle this.

Harley, yesterday,
we had a dream that
Bumblebee and Katana

robbed a jewelry store
in Metropolis and they...

"Rob"? Those two square pegs?
Ha, you kidding me?

Well, do you know
where they were yesterday?

Yesterday, they were...

You know, I don't remember.
But honestly,
that's nothing new.

I can barely remember
what I was doing
five minutes ago.

Oh, you were smashing
that bust you made of Batgirl.

Anyway, for argument's sake
let's say
they did rob a store.

Do either of them have a place
where they stash things

they don't want anyone
to know about?

Oh, for sure, follow me.

Bumblebee thinks I don't know
about her hiding spot.

But really,

could it be
any more obvious? Ha.

Yeah. So obvious.

I mean, if she is going
to hide something,
it would be...

Uh-oh.

These aren't what
you were looking for,
were they?

BUMBLEBEE: What are you guys
doing in my room?

Oh... Hi, Bumblebee.

Do you happen to know
why there are a bunch
of stolen jewels

in your super-secret safe
that only you think
is super-secret?

You'll all find out
soon enough.

(GAS HISSING)

WONDER WOMAN: Can you see her?
BATGIRL: I can't even see you.

And you're right
in front of me.

WONDER WOMAN:
Actually I'm behind you.

BATGIRL: My point exactly.

WONDER WOMAN:
Supergirl, X-ray vision.

SUPERGIRL: Oh, good idea.

There she is,
she's headed for the window.

BATGIRL: Where's the window?

Again, can't see anything.

SUPERGIRL: I got it.
(INHALES DEEPLY)

Wow, you should totally
try out for the swim team.

Supergirl, are you okay?

(GULPS) That wasn't so bad.

Come on,
we have to go after her.

(BELCHES)

-(BOTH GRUNT)
-(GRUNTS)

Gross, did you eat
yesterday's tuna
in the caf today?

Followed by
a lot of goat cheese?

-(GASPS) I did.
-BATGIRL: Harley, you still
have that mini-jet?

Sure, it's conveniently
hovering right outside
the window.

Okay, thanks, bye!

(GRUNTS)

BOTH: Batgirl, wait for us.

Hey, that's my new jet.

She better not scratch it.

Come on, she's going
to need our help.

(WALLER CLEARS THROAT)

Oh, hey, Principal Waller,

what brings you around
the dorms?

Hey, that looks just like...

Uh-oh.

(CARS HONKING)

All right, Harley, let's see
what this thing can do.

-(HONKS)
-(EVIL LAUGH)

Okay, that's creepy.

(SCANNING)

Got you!

What? Look out!

(SUPERGIRL STRAINING)

(GRUNTING)

(GROANS)

Uh, my bad.

Don't worry, Batgirl,

I've got her.

Come on, Harley.

There has to be something
in here that can help.

Well, this is definitely
an emergency.

HARLEY: (ON SPEAKER)
Please enter
your four-digit code thingy.

Ugh, four digits,
are you kidding me?

Come on, Babs,
it's Harley here.

How hard could it be?

-Maybe it's her birthday?
-(BEEPING)

Code thingy inaccurate.

(EXCLAIMS)

(WONDER WOMAN STRAINING)

(REPEATING)
Code thingy inaccurate.

I have an IQ of 210

and I can't figure out
Harley's four-digit
code thingy?

Come on. No. Wait.

-H-A-H-A.
-(BEEPING)

Turbo boost thingy initiated.

Technically, those aren't
even digits...

(SCREAMING)

Get out of the way.

Out-of-control clown jet.

(BATGIRL SCREAMING)

Where's my Bat barf bag?

HARLEY: (ON SPEAKER)
For barf bag, please enter
four-digit code thingy...

Oh, shut it, dashboard Harley.

(VOMITS)

(WHISTLING)

Another uneventful day
as a window washer.

Where nothing out of
the ordinary ever...

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Ehh...

(STRAINING)

Huh?

(LAUGHS UNCOMFORTABLY)

(GRUNTS)

(STRAINING) Batgirl,
shut down the engine.

Right. Hold on.

(GROANS) Stupid airbag.

-(BEEPS)
-HARLEY: (ON SPEAKER) Please
enter your four-digit...

Argh, come on.

I can't hold it...

(STRAINING)

Huh? Supergirl.

(BOTH STRAINING)

(ENGINE RATTLING)

I think I got it.

-Z-Z-Z-Z.
-(BEEPING)

(POWERING DOWN)

Okay, I'm going back
to stand-up. Much safer.

Okay, Harley's code thingies
made no sense.

If it wasn't for that, I would
have had Bumblebee for sure.

And you wouldn't have
endangered yourself
and civilians in the process.

Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
Thanks for helping out there.

I really appreciate it.

Mmm, it's okay.
That's what friends are for.

But it looks like
we lost Bumblebee.

Ugh, she was our only lead.
What do we do now?

Just retrace our steps
from yesterday

and find some clues as to
who was controlling us
and what they were up to.

How are we going to do that?

By accessing the GPS software
that's embedded in each
of our wrist communicators.

Oh, man, why didn't we
just start with that plan?

Uh, we needed
the action sequence.

There, those dots indicate
the two places
we stopped yesterday.

Where's the nearest stop?

There, it looks like...
Huh? That's weird.

-What is it?
-The Hero Ball Arena.

Are you sure we came here?

BATGIRL: I guess so.

-What are you three doing
back here?
-(WHIP CRACKS)

ANNOUNCER: Lashina.
Aplokoliptian fury.

Powers, electric whips.

(EXCLAIMS)

Mad Harriet.
Powers, energy claws.

Artemiz.

Powers, she's mean

and she has a bow.
(ECHOING)

That was weird.

-Oh, is that...
-The Furies.

The Furies.

Okay, we get it!

You're a long way
from Apokolips, ladies.

And I use the term "ladies"
very loosely.

Like Lashina told you
yesterday.

We're not leaving until
we become the best
hero ball players

this tiny mud ball
you call a planet
has ever seen.

What an odd goal to aspire to.

And if you want to come back
for another one,

we want a rematch.

"Another one"?

Another one, what?

(IMITATING BATGIRL)
Another one, what?

Can you believe the nerve
of this girl, Artemiz?

Let's raise the stakes.

If we win, you have to go
live on Apokolips.

And we get to go
to Super Hero High School.

You guys would get
a lot of detentions.

Still not sure what
"another one" is referring to.

And if you lose?

Artemiz, Mad Harriet
and I will leave Earth.

For good.
Now, enough talking.

Play or leave.

Okay, if we're able to
beat them,

we'll be one step closer
to getting "another one."

And also knowing
what's going on in general.

What do you think,
Wonder Woman?

Uh, it's hero ball.
This will be a breeze.

(BATGIRL SCREAMING)

-(THUD)
-(SUPERGIRL SCREAMING)

-(THUD)
-(WONDER WOMEN SCREAMING)

-(THUD)
-WONDER WOMAN: By Hera.

It'll be a breeze, huh?

Oh, come on.
Where are the girls that
played for keeps yesterday?

First to 400 wins.

BATGIRL: Uh, 25 to zero.

So, I guess we're going
to be here all day.

We can do this.

-(WHIP CRACKS)
-(STRAINING)

(CHIMES)

(POWERING UP)

(GRUNTS)

(CHIMES)

(GROWLS)

(BUZZER SOUNDS)

(CHIMES)

(CHIMES)

(GRUNTS)

(SUPERGIRL EXCLAIMS)

(CHIMES)

Whisper, whisper, whisper,
whisper, whisper, whisper.
Whisper, whisper.

No, that's nuts!

Nuts, or brave?

Go long, Wonder Woman.

(GRUNTS)

(GROWLS)

(YELLING)

(GROANING)

We won?

(EXCLAIMING) We won!

Here,
you won it fair and square.

If you ever want a rematch,

you know where to find us.

A mother box? Why would
we need a mother box?

Hopefully,
the next set of coordinates

will give us some idea

of what's going on.

-Where does it say we went?
-WONDER WOMAN: Strange.

It's coming from
the waterfront.

Oh, goodie! I've been meaning
to test something out.

LENA: So, the super hero
girls came back to the arena?

That's, like, weird.

They wanted a rematch.

Now we are 0-2.

So, you let them win again?

Well, we weren't sure if this
was, like, another set up ruse
type thing, or...

Why would I send them back?

They already got the mother
box from you yesterday.

Well, again, your directives
weren't really clear.

-So...
-And how many of those
mother box things

do you guys carry around
with you anyway?

That information
is classified.

-No less than 2,000
at all times.
-Okay, look,

you ladies seem nice-ish.

But I'm sending you to...

Jersey...

We've been to worse.

-In the 80's.
-How's that even possible?

I have the Boom 2,
with my cosine
temporal fractal

-displacement coach
and algorithmic reverter.
-(ACTIVATES DEVICE)

Dude, I can't believe
that player with the kneepads
made that

three-pointer while
solving a 3D-cube puzzle
and voting for that actor guy,

all while watching the last
episode of that sitcom

and simultaneously being
a guest on a talk show.

And I so love friendship
bracelets, man.

No!

-I can't pull off legwarmers.
-At least make it
the early '90s.

Sorry, girls,
enjoy the sitcoms
and shoulder pads.

You told us we'd be able to
go to Super Hero High School

once you took
control of Earth.

Yeah, it's true that
I said that,

but a lie that I meant it.

(EXCLAIMING)

Can't you just send us
back to Apokolips?

(GROANING)

You mean the evil
place with all the lovely,
burning fire pits?

At least the video games
there won't be 8-bit!

(EXCLAIMING)

Actually, those 8-bit games
are really making a comeback.

Doesn't mean they
still don't stink.

At least
we'll have hair metal.

What the heck is hair metal?

What about the roaring '20s
instead of the '80s?

Atlantic City
was all the rage.

Stop talking, Artemiz.

-Ladies!
-What?

Bye.

(EXCLAIMING)

Man, it would be cool to see

a hair metal band
in their prime.

Eh!

So, your spaceship
transforms into a boat?

-Yeah.
-You can fly.

Why do you need a boat?

Well, on that logic,

-why do I need a spaceship?
-Huh.

-Interesting.
-There!

That's where it says
we went yesterday.

That doesn't look
ominous at all.

Why would we come to LexCorp?

Uh, apparently you mean
LameCorp.

I'm going to bet that was me.

Yup, definitely me.

-Hello!
-Shh.

You'll alert whoever's here
that we are too.

-Isn't that the idea?
-She's got a point.

-That wasn't me.
-LENA: No.

It was me.

-SUPERGIRL: Lena Luthor?
-Lemme guess,

she told you to stop by
and make sure

the amethyst is ready
for transport.

The amethyst? So, you have it?

Duh, You brought
it here yesterday,

or don't you remember?

Maybe you don't.

I think she said there
was some sort of
amnesia side effect,

but ironically
I don't recall.

Was it something I said?

Uh, yes. You are right.

She told us to take
the amethyst to her.

What's wrong with your voice?
Ow!

Not that I even felt that,

but I'm trying to be
more empathetic.

Fine. Follow me.
I have it strapped

to my car.

There it is. Tell her I'll

rendezvous with her at
the designated location.

-We'll do that.
-Totes.

Hold on a second!

No jewel?

You're not being possessed?

Only by the spirit of justice!

Sorry, just seemed like
the jig was up.

-Agreed.
-The jig was still down woman!

So, it was you who used us
to steal the amethyst

-and get a mother box.
-And make me fail
my forensics exam!

What? That's a felony
in my book.

You better tell us what's
going on, or else...

-Or else, what?
-Or else,

you'll be headed up the river!

And I have no idea why
that phrase means jail,

but it does.

Uh-oh, I won't be
stopped that easily.

Kryptomites, come to me!

(INDISTINCT MURMURS)

Oh, man, red and green ones?

No wonder I feel angry
and sick at the same time.

What's the matter, Lena?

Couldn't find any henchmen who
wanted to be around you,

so you manufactured
some of your own?

Yep, nail on the head,
Buttgirl!

They don't look so scary,

kind of cute actually.

-(ALL ROAR)
-I take it back,
I take it back!

(GRUNTS)

Creepy little freaks!

Shoo!

Shoo!

Shoo!

Ah, there are too
many of them.

I've got this.

Lena, she's getting away.

Where's she gonna go?

The only road out leads
to the waterfront.

My boat transforms too.

Just sayin'.

(INDISTINCT MURMURS)

Huh?

(ROARS)

(YELLING)

In the immortal words of
the Kryptonian philosopher

Keanu...

Whoa...

Hey, I'm just gonna sit
this one out, okay?

I'm feeling
a little bit woozy.

I'll go after Lena.

Wonder Woman, you take
care of Supergirl and
big ugly over there.

(GROANS)

-Can you move?
-No, but I can cheer you on.

Yay, you!

(LAUGHING)

(WONDER WOMAN GRUNTS)

(SCREAMS)

(ROARS)

Catch me in that hunk of junk?
Ha!

Heat vision, heat vision.

(EXCLAIMS) We're good at
designing little button icons.

(GROANS)

Okay, Lena, how about this?

(EXCLAIMS)

(GASPS)

I knew we shouldn't have
added the arctic freeze
feature to a boat.

Ugh!

(GROANS)

-Any ideas?
-Two.

Isn't your favorite band
called Opposite Direction?

Yes. Their next album drops
in like, two days.

I am beyond excited.
Do you love them too?

No! Well, maybe,
like, one song.

That one they
overplayed last summer.

Oh, Your Kiss is My Rainbow?

-No, not that one.
-I Live for Your
Butterfly Teardrop?

-No.
-My Heart Rides a
Unicorn With You?

-Definitely not.
-I, Like, Think
I, Like, Love You?

-No.
- Glitter Girl in My Backpack?

-No.
-Rockin' Love Boat
Totes Magoats?

-No.
-He Gave Me His Digits?

-No!
-Whip of Love?

That's the one.
Anyway, their name...

-Opposite Direction?
-Yes, is my first idea...

-And your second idea?
-Red Kryptonite makes
you angry, right?

Good.

Hold this.

Oh, I'll hold this.

(INDISTINCT BLABBER)

Now, opposite direction.

(ROARING)

(GROANS)

Sorry we can't stick around.

You'll just have to
do that for us.

That is called a pun.

I know what puns are!

We have them in
my language too,

and they aren't any
funnier in English.

Oh, and maybe we
should hit them again!

Uh...

Phew! Thanks,
that was intense.

-(GASPS)
-BATGIRL: Ha!

Nowhere to go now, Luthor.

Unless you're, like,
a really strong swimmer.

That's where you're wrong.

We'll meet again, Batgirl,

and next time, you'll join
your friends in bowing

before their new ruler.

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

And that would be me, FYI.

-She got away.
-Don't worry.

-We'll find her.
-Hopefully, before she uses

the amethyst for whatever
evil plan she's concocted.

I might have an
idea about that.

Whoever Lena is working for
needed two things.

Amethyst and a mother box.

If put together correctly,

they can create a
huge dimensional gateway.

How do villains always figure
out this weird junk?

-Gateway to where?
-BATGIRL: My guess is,

they are using the mother box

to circumvent the safeguards
on the amethyst,

so they can open up a gateway
to Gemworld.

-But why?
-(BANGING ON DOOR)

-SUPERGIRL: His ears must
have been ringing.
-GRODD: Ladies,

it's Vice Principal Grodd.

It seems we have
made a mistake.

Principal Waller has
reviewed the videos,

and now knows you were under
some sort of mind control.

She's willing to let you
back in the school.

With Principal Waller's help,

we can round up the
rest of the heroes,

and stop Lena before
it's too late.

Finally, a break.

So, are you ready
to return to school?

Yes, just in the
nick of time too.

We found out who
stole the amethyst.

-Besides you, you mean?
-Right.

What I meant to say
is that we know who
was mind-controlling us.

Lena Luthor.

We need to talk to
Principal Waller right away.

She's waiting for you.

After you, ladies.

(DEVICE ACTIVATED)

So, Grodd, my dad tells
me you play cribbage?

-No.
-Okay.

I'm all out of small-talk
cards to play.

Uh, I don't think this
is a pep-rally.

ECLIPSO: Not for you,
it isn't.

WONDER WOMAN: Eclipso!

I should have guessed you'd
be behind this insanity.

Lena could never come up
with this idea on her own.

Whatevs, I come up with
lots of evil plans.

I'd tell you about them,
but they're... They're evil

and secret.

What's no secret is that
you are trying to create
a dimensional portal.

But I'm guessing
you didn't expect

we'd be looking
into our missing day.

Honestly, I didn't think
you were that smart.

Behold!

Uh... Yeah?

A mind-control diamond.

Lena's technology
and my magic,

a perfect combination.

It gives us complete control
on whoever we use it on,

with the added
benefit of giving

the wearer
short-term amnesia.

See, I told you I was smart.

-(GROANS)
-SUPERGIRL: (LAUGHS) Oh, man,

-and clumsy.
-I meant to do that.

Soon, I'll use the mother box

to circumvent the
amethyst's safeguards,

and with my army
of mind-controlled Supers,

I'll take my rightful place as
the ruler of Gemworld.

Not if we have anything
to say about it.

That's why you won't
have anything to say,

period. Attack!

You never were a very
good student, Wonder Woman.

-(GRUNTS)
-(GASPS)

(GROANS)

You always told me to aim
higher, Coach Wildcat.

You should have never come to
this school, Supergirl.

You're telling me,
banana breath.

No more monkeying around.

-Say night-night.
-(GROANS)

As your principal,
if you give up now,

I won't give you detention.

(GRUNTING)

(GROANS)

You can't give me detention,
remember?

I've been expelled.

You can't win. The entire
school is under our control,

including its mutt
of a mascot.

(SNARLING)

Mutt? He's a pure breed,

I'll have you know.

Uh, this is bad.

That's a good Krypto.

-Nice pooch.
-(BARKING)

I can buy us a couple
of seconds,

but you have to come
up with something.

Krypto, here boy!

-Fetch!
-(BARKING)

-Ha! Stupid mutt.
-Pure breed,

and he loves him
a game of fetch.

Supergirl, below us is
the boom tube room.

Yeah, so?
This is hardly the time

to be thinking about
taking a trip out of...

Oh!

(GRUNTS)

Quick, to the Batgirl bunker.

Should we go after them?

It doesn't matter,
they're too late as it is.

We must get the
portal generator ready.

Our homecoming is at hand!

I can't believe she took
control of Krypto.

He's never harmed a fly.

Well, except for
that giant one

that attacked
Metropolis last week.

But still,
that was totally justified.

Enough hiding, I say we
take the fight to them.

But how?
We still don't know where
Eclipso is going to open this

dimensional portal.

Well, that isn't exactly true.

I was able to surreptitiously
throw a tracker on Eclipso.

-No way!
-Wait.

-All I have to do
is activate it and voila!
-(BEEPING)

Huh. That can't be right.

-What?
-My tracker's
relaying coordinates,

but coming from the moon.

The moon, again?
Are you kidding me?

What are you doing now?

I'm hacking a few satellites
to point in the direction

of the GPS signal
from my tracker.

(BEEPING)

Well, it seemed to be coming
from a dark side,

but there!

SUPERGIRL: Eclipso's palace?
We destroyed that thing.

It must have taken forever
to reassemble.

Well, reassembling is fun.

I count at least 10
guard ships around their base.

We'll need to be stealthy.

They'll see us coming
from miles away.

-What we need to be is...
Invisible.
-Exactly.

BATGIRL: Do we have time
for this?

I mean, Eclipso,
impending doom.

WONDER WOMAN: Hold on
to your ears, Batgirl.

All will be revealed.

-You know, like, literally.
-An empty aircraft tanker,
again.

-I don't get it.
-Of course!

But, how do we even find...
Oh! Ow!

-Oops, watch your heads.
-Still not getting it.

All right!
Now, this is super cool.

How does it stay invisible?

It uses advanced
Amazon technology.

-You have no idea, do you?
-Not a clue.

-Can it get us to the moon?
-It should.

It has all the powers
of the gods.

Including a brand new Hermes
warp drive that should get us
there in no time.

-Now, seatbelts.
-Safety first.
I like it, Wonder Woman.

Mummy! Mummy! I see three
girls flying through the air,
sitting on their butts.

Shh... Mummy is texting.

WONDER WOMAN: All right,
everyone, hold on.

I'm initiating
the Hermes drive.

And... We're here.

Cool, even has a synthetic
atmosphere bubble.

Thank goodness.
That space suit is totes
uncomfortable.

Have the guard ships spotted
anything unusual?

Nope. Looks like
the superheroes
aren't so smart after all.

I actually said that earlier.

Although you did kind of
divulge the entire plan

back there in the gym, so...

That was before I knew they
would escape.

Why don't you just hypnotize
them again?

Because then they wouldn't
have known how diabolical
my plan is.

I don't get why that
is important.

Because you're shortsighted.

How is that... Wait... What?

Soon, Gemworld will be mine.

You mean "ours"?

Oh, right. Ours.

Can't wait to see
the look on my brother
Lex Luthor's face

when he sees how
supervillainy I am.

-Now, how would you do that?
-I don't know, vidchat?

Can you vidchat
from Gemworld?

Well, Earth will be destroyed
in the process,

so your brother
most likely won't be
around much longer.

-What?
-Oh, I'm sorry. I misspoke.

-Oh.
-He definitely won't
be around.

He... He had a good run.

Sure, whatever helps you cope.

I was totes posthumously
presumptuous.

-What?
-(STAMMERS) I said cool pop
stickers are scrumptuous.

Agreed. Although sometimes
they can be too oily.

What about the guards?
Don't you think they'll
notice three girls

floating across the surface
of the moon?

Not to worry.
When I use the cloaking field

we won't be able to be
detected by anything.
Technological or otherwise.

Why wouldn't you just
have that on all the time?

Hmm. Yeah.

-Okay.
-(THUD)

(SCREAMS)

-Hold on.
-SUPERGIRL: I thought you said
they can't see us.

WONDER WOMAN: They can't.

-What is going on?
-(MUMBLES)

Nothing on the radar.
Ceasefire! Ceasefire!

Nothing on the radar.

Get back to your patrols.

(SIGHS) This new batch
of Kryptomites needed
to cook longer.

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

-What was all that about?
-Oh, uh, slight malfunction
with my Kryptomites.

I thought you said these
creepy freaks

were your most technologically
advanced invention to date.

Well, they are.

It's just... Rome wasn't built
in a day, okay?

-What's Rome?
-Some place that took a long
time to build.

Uh, but came out awesome.
I'm sure.

No matter. But what were your
creep-totites reacting to?

Kryptomites!

And like I said, they had
a slight malfunction,
but it's been handled.

Hmm.

-What?
-Deploy our hypnotized
students into the catacombs.

-But why?
-Because apparently
our superhero girls

are not as dumb as we thought
they were.

I don't see any way in.
Supergirl?

Argh, this place is made
with magic. My X-ray vision
can't penetrate it.

There! That must be
an exhaust port.

If I know space architecture
like I think I do,

I'm betting that leads to
the center of the palace.

Okay, girls, let's fly.

Don't worry about me,
I'll just be here,
not able to fly.

-WONDER WOMAN: Which way?
-SUPERGIRL: My super hearing
is picking up

-something to the left.
-My Amazon instincts say
we go right.

That seems random.
What if we were hanging
upside down?

Then right would be left.

Lucky for both of you,
my keen detective skills

tell me that the center
of the building
is straight ahead.

So, it's settled,
we'll go right.

Um, I think you mean left.

We'll never get
anywhere arguing.
We all have communicators.

Let's split up.
Whoever finds it first, me,

will radio the other two
to join them.

-Fine.
-Agreed.

BATGIRL: Now we'll really
see who is the most
successful.

(GRUNTING)

(GROANING)

Argh! Bumblebee,
you've got to stop.
You're being controlled.

Fight it!

It feels so good to be bad.

-Huh?
-Nowhere to go, Batgirl.

There's always
someplace to go.
Sorry about that, Bee.

BATGIRL: (OVER RADIO)
I just ran into Bumblebee.
Be careful.

There might be more
of our classmates out there.

-Thanks for the tip.
-(EXCLAIMS)

Because you're my friend,
I'll go easy on you.

I'll give you
no such quarter.

I'd be disappointed
if you did.

(YELLS)

(GROANING)

(STRUGGLING)

(GROANING)

(GASPS)

(GRUNTING)

You were a worthy adversary.

Just floating around
an empty hallway,

in a super evil chick's
scary palace on the moon.

Totes normal again.

-FLASH: Whoo-hoo!
-Hey.

Flash?

Let me guess.
Eclipso's got you
seeing black.

Well, that escalated quickly.

(GROANING)

So that's the way you want
to play it, quick and easy?

Let's see if you can
outrun this.

You think
you're running the show?

(SCREAMS)

Enough with the silly puns
already.

(LAUGHS) Got to run.

(CHUCKLES) Need a flashlight?

You may be super-fast,
but I can fly.

And FYI, those puns
were awesome.

(BEEPS)

Place it in the machine.

Sheesh,

thing looked a lot
smaller way up
on top of that building.

-(BUZZES)
-Uh, Gail, can we get more
guys on this?

And don't forget to order that
gift for my Aunt Trudy.

(KRYPTOMITES MUMBLING)

It's time.
Kryptomites, leave us.

Victory is at hand.

-Okay, so it's a tie.
-Here we are.

Supergirl, think you can
unlock this door?

I'm open to seeing what's
behind door number one.

Yeah, sorry. I was doing this
pun thing with Flash.
Never mind.

Now, the mother box.

With the push of this button,

the age of Eclipso
is set to begin.

(CRASHING)

Knock! Knock!

You troublesome teenagers.

There's nothing you can
do to stop me from
destroying the Earth

and ruling Gemworld.

Don't you mean stop us
from ruling Gemworld?

Uh, that's what I meant.
There's nothing you can do
to stop us...

-Thank you.
-From ruling Gemworld.

We'll see about that.
Let's get 'em, girls.

Don't bats like to spend
their time upside down?

(SCREAMS)

(STRUGGLES) I'm stuck.

Normally I set my gun to five,
but for you,
I'll turn it up to 11.

You don't have to do
this, Lena.

There's still time to do
the right thing.

This is the right thing
for me.

(SCREAMS)

(YELPS)

Give up now, Supergirl.
You'll lose ground
eventually.

The only one losing ground
today is you, Eclipso.

I'm on fire with these puns.

-My staff!
-I'll take that. Let's see
if there's an off button.

-(SCREAMS)
-(THUD)

That's enough playtime.

Yes, I can feel it.

My home world's magic
is fueling my staff,

increasing my power.

-Did you know she could
do that?
-No clue.

Nothing can stop me now.

Nothing!

Time to rid myself of these
pesky rodents.

Do you really think she'd
share control of Gemworld
with you?

Ha! No, but I'm not stupid.

Well, let's say you have
book smarts.

When she got comfortable,
I was going to betray her
and take control of the Earth.

But she said that the Earth
would be destroyed.

Yeah, but I didn't know that
when I made the deal.

See, book smarts
and street smarts
are two different things.

(SCOFFS) What do you know?

Enough to get an agreement
like that in writing.

Well, I'm still taking her
purple face down.

You against Eclipso?
And how would you
accomplish that?

With a mind control
override device.

I was going to take control
of the Supers and defeat
Eclipso once and for all.

-Who's dumb now?
-Holy ringer device.

And thank you, Lasso of Truth.

And your boots
are supes gaudy.

(SHRIEKS)

-How's it going over there?
-About as good as you
could expect.

Oh, that bad, huh?

Too scared to pick on someone
your own size?

No, not scared at all.

(SHOUTING)

No! A power draining pod.

You can't win.

Once the gateway
is fully opened,

I will be able to use
my magic to transport my army

of Supers to Gemworld.

And take my rightful place
as its ruler.

There must be something
we can do to stop her.

We have to try.
I can't lose my home,

our school, to someone
with seriously whacked hair.

It is whack. (STRUGGLES)

It's no use. Your powers
are being drained by Eclipso's
magic in these pods.

(CACKLING)

(GRUNTING)

Is this how it feels
like to be an ordinary human?

-No offense, Batgirl.
-It's cools.

No way, Batgirl
is not ordinary.

In fact, she's the only one
whose power can't be drained
by these pods.

You mean like that cool
tongue-roll thing I can do?

No, I mean your mind.

That's right.
These pods are controlled
by Eclipso's magic.

But the locking clamps aren't.

You think you can, like,
doohickey us out
of these things?

I'm hacking into Lena's
computer system now.

(POWER DRAINING)

The only reason we've got here
is by working together.

Winning at hero ball,
defeating the Kryptomites,

fighting off the teachers.

The only way we're most
likely to succeed is by
working together.

-Together.
-Together.

-Ugh, give me a break
-What about her?

I got an idea.

BATGIRL: You know what I love
about mean girls?

-Huh?
-They always end up miserable
and alone.

(LAUGHS) How cute!

The girls think they are going
to beat me with
angry stares.

How about some cold air
instead?

(ECLIPSO EXCLAIMS)

SUPERGIRL:
Your turn, Wonder Woman.

(STRAINING)

With the rift's energies
flowing into my staff,

even you aren't strong enough
to move me, Amazon.

Who said anything about
moving you? I'm just holding
you in position.

ECLIPSO: Whoa.

No!

(YELLING)

BOTH: Whoa!

(GRUNTS)

(MOANING)

(POWERING DOWN)

(GROANS)

Whoa, what just happened?

You ruined everything
is what happened.

(RUMBLING)

SUPERGIRL: Uh, girls.

Look, the blast from
Eclipso's scepter must have
created a singularity.

English or Kryptonian?
Whatever...

A black hole!
We have to get out of here.

SUPERGIRL: Really,
we're still doing this?

You may have saved
your friends,

but you won't stop me
from returning to my home.

Mark my words, I'll be back!

Wow, super original
line there.

I wasn't done.

I was going to say,
I'll be back,

and when I return,
I'll have my revenge!

Still pretty cliche.

LENA: This is an escape pod?

I thought this was,
like, your private bathroom.

The palace, it's coming down.
We have to go, now.

I've got the amethyst.

Split up
and find our classmates,
we'll meet back at the jet.

Hmm... Do we really
need to get Flash?

I hate his little
victory dances.

-I'm joking. Sheesh.
-Go.

Is that the singularity
ma-thingy?

Yes, go, go, go...

BATGIRL: Wonder Woman!

Oh, I see it.

-We're not going to make it.
-We'll make it.

Batgirl's right.
We're not going to make it.

I said we're going to make it.

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

No, I got this.

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALARM BLARING)

(YELLS)

We made it.

I told you we'd make it.

I love this song.

-(FLASH MUMBLES INAUDIBLY)
-Uh, what about them?

WONDER WOMAN:
We'll return them to school
with the others.

With Eclipso and Lena gone,

we can retrieve
their mind-control jewels

and they'll think
the last couple of days
were just a bad dream.

"A bad dream"!

Girls, I've got an idea.

-(ALL SCREAMING)
-(BATS SCREECHING)

Got ya! Ha-ha!

(SUPERGIRL EXCLAIMS)

(GROANS)

(BARKING)

(LAUGHS) Whoo-hoo.

(BARKING)

(LAUGHS) Aw.

* I'll be your hero

* You'll be my clown

(BEEPING)

Hmm...

Oh, is that it?
Did we get it all?

Yep, now when everyone
wakes up they'll think
it was just a bad dream.

And we'll never get expelled.
(LAUGHS)

-ALL: Yeah.
-We did it.

-You guys are the best.
-I honestly love you guys.

Just what do you three
think you're doing?

Uh, we're just...

Looking forward
to another day at school.

Just glad to not be expelled.
Whoops.

Expelled?

Strange. Last night I had
a dream I expelled
the three of you. Hmm.

No matter. I'm just wondering
why you three ladies are here
before classes begin.

Just hoping to get
a jump on the day.

And that's why you always get
straight A's.

Have a nice day, ladies.

Why do you look
so sad, Batgirl?
It worked.

She doesn't remember
the last couple
of days at all.

I know, I'm happy
for all of that.

I'm just sad we weren't able
to change the grade
on my forensics quiz.

No, seriously, that stinks.

-HARLEY: You-hoo.
-Uh-oh.

Oh, sugar, I can't believe it.

Someone sent a video of me
singing to an executive
at Metropolis Records.

They thought
the non-auto-tuning
sounded fresh.

I mean, duh. Right?

They want me to come in
and cut a demo.

-That's great, Harley.
-Isn't it though?

I mean, I don't even know
who recorded the thing.

Well, ta-ta.

* I'm gonna be famous
I'm gonna be famous *

Well, all's well
that ends well.

HARLEY: Anyone seen my jet?

There is one more thing.

Huh, I did not expect that.

Batgirl, what did you get?

What about you, Supergirl?

And you, Wonder Woman?

SUPERGIRL: But who won
the "Most Likely to Succeed"?

With friends like you,
we all did.

"Most Likely to Succeed"?

Whoo-hoo!

Ah!

I'm the most likely
to succeed.

You guys are just dweebs.

-(THUD)
-(GROANS)

-(BIRDS CHIRPING)
-BATGIRL: Okay, girls,

I've got a surprise for you.

How did you manage to get
Opposite Direction to come
to Super Hero High?

Their manager owed
my dad a favor.

What? Rock and roll
and the law cross paths,
my friends.

This is great, Batgirl.

I mean, although I'm not
a big fan, I'm very happy
for you, Supergirl.

Oh, you heard me, girl.

I said Opposite Direction
is performing here, today.

Principal Waller, you're
an Opposite Direction fan?

Uh, well, uh,
I commend their skill
with pentatonic scales

and their melodious infusion

of R&B with classic pop,
which doesn't feel
too anhemitonic in tone.

Yeah...

Huh?

(HIGH-PITCHED SCREECH)

Hello, Super Hero High.

I'm Carmine,
the window-washer guy.

And I'm going to be
your opening act.

You guys
ready for some comedy?

Okay, uh, you know,

I recently gave up my career
as a window washer...

-(SIGHS)
-(SNORES)

Yeah, yeah, uh, I decided
I'd try washing mirrors
instead

because it's something
I always thought I could...

See myself doing.
(LAUGHS)

HARLEY: You stink!

Yeah, uh, my life
is pretty much in the toilet.

Okay, please welcome
Opposite Direction.

(ALL CHEERING)

(CHEERING) Yeah.

All right, all right,
thank you, thank you.

We'd like to dedicate this
first number to our
very favorite super girl,

uh, Supergirl.

(ALL CHEERING)

No way.

A one, two, three, four.

(MUSIC STARTS PLAYING)

* Sometimes we're stuck

* Told to be ordinary

(GASPS)

* Afraid to jump

* Held down
by the fear of flying

* So we hide inside

* And we lock it up

* We lose ourselves

* Think we're not enough

* There's some Kryptonite

* And sometimes we fall

* But we get back up

* And put up a fight

* I never knew

* If I just reached inside

* I would find

* That's where the power lies

* So don't be scared to fly

* Don't be scared to fly

(LAUGHS)

* Get your cape on

* And let's take flight

* We can do anything

* We can be who we like

* Get your cape on

* Now's the time

* Step into the light

* Save the world from crime

* Get your cape on

(LAUGHING)

* Now that I've found
my confidence

* I'm soaring

* Shield the doubt out

* 'Cause I can do anything

* Are you on my team?

* Are you by my side?

* Let's seize the day

* And enjoy the ride

* Flip it upside down

* Now the time is ours

* See what's possible

* Let's take on the world

* I never knew

* If I just reached inside

* I would find

* That's where the power lies

* So don't be scared to fly

* Don't be scared to fly

* Get your cape on

* And let's take flight

*We can do anything

* We can be who we like

* Get your cape on

* Now's the time

* Step into the light

* Save the world from crime

* Get your cape on

* I never knew

* If I just reached inside

* That's where the power lies

* I never knew

* If I just reached inside

* That's where the power lies

* That's where the power lies

* Get your cape on

* And let's take flight

* We can do anything

* We can be who we like

* Get your cape on

* Now's the time

* Step into the light

* Save the world from crime

* Get your cape on

* Get your cape on

* Get your cape on

LENA: Great. We're adrift
between dimensions

near your home world,

which, by the way,
will banish you again,

or worse,
once they've figured out
you've returned.

And I really have to go
to the bathroom.

Is there even a bathroom
in this thing?

No, and all is not lost.

I've returned home
with more than I left it.

LENA: Uh, really?

ECLIPSO: You were saying?

LENA: Wait, there's a bathroom
on that thing, right?

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)