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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,318 --> 00:00:18,479 # Fallin' for you # 2 00:00:18,553 --> 00:00:20,544 # For the things that you do # 3 00:00:20,622 --> 00:00:24,956 # Make me feel like I'm one with the world # 4 00:00:25,026 --> 00:00:28,154 # Fallin' for you # 5 00:00:28,230 --> 00:00:30,130 # Boy, my heart will be true # 6 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:33,167 # Just as long as I'll be your girl... # 7 00:00:33,235 --> 00:00:35,100 I am really feelin' this new do. 8 00:00:35,170 --> 00:00:36,831 You know, I've never done bangs before. 9 00:00:36,905 --> 00:00:38,770 They really compliment my face. Don't you think? 10 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:41,570 Oh, no, no. That's way too expensive. 11 00:00:41,643 --> 00:00:43,338 #... one with the world # 12 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:45,936 # Fallin' for you # 13 00:00:46,014 --> 00:00:48,278 # Boy, my heart will be true # 14 00:00:48,350 --> 00:00:53,447 # Just as long as I'll be your girl... # 15 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:54,749 How about some lip, sweetie? 16 00:00:54,823 --> 00:00:56,222 # Remember lying awake # 17 00:00:56,291 --> 00:00:58,623 # Prayin' for a man like you # 18 00:00:58,693 --> 00:01:03,289 # Wishin' my fantasies could somehow one day come true # 19 00:01:03,365 --> 00:01:07,927 # I wanted someone who'd appreciate the things I do # 20 00:01:08,003 --> 00:01:10,267 # I finally found my baby # 21 00:01:10,338 --> 00:01:11,498 # And that is you # 22 00:01:11,573 --> 00:01:14,565 # Fallin' for you, yeah... # 23 00:01:14,643 --> 00:01:16,440 Mmmwah! 24 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:19,937 Workin' it! Ha ha ha! 25 00:01:20,015 --> 00:01:23,314 # Fallin' for you # 26 00:01:23,385 --> 00:01:25,114 # Boy, my heart will be true # 27 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:29,282 # Just as long as I'll be your girl # 28 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:31,951 # Fallin' for you # 29 00:01:32,027 --> 00:01:34,427 # For the things that you do # 30 00:01:34,496 --> 00:01:38,227 # Make me feel like I'm one with the world # 31 00:01:38,300 --> 00:01:41,292 # Fallin' for you # 32 00:01:41,369 --> 00:01:43,599 # Boy, my heart will be true # 33 00:01:43,672 --> 00:01:46,664 # Just as long as I'll be your girl... # 34 00:01:46,741 --> 00:01:48,504 I look fabulous. 35 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:51,443 # I'm fallin' for you, babe # 36 00:01:51,513 --> 00:01:52,878 # Boy, my heart will be true # 37 00:01:52,947 --> 00:01:56,041 # Just as long as I'll be your girl # 38 00:01:56,117 --> 00:01:58,415 # I'll be your baby girl # 39 00:01:58,486 --> 00:02:00,647 # I'll be your baby # 40 00:02:00,722 --> 00:02:02,713 # I'll be your baby # 41 00:02:02,791 --> 00:02:05,282 # Make me feel like I'm one with the world # 42 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:06,554 # I'm one with this world # 43 00:02:06,628 --> 00:02:08,391 # Fallin' for you # 44 00:02:08,463 --> 00:02:10,431 # Boy, my heart will be true... # 45 00:02:10,498 --> 00:02:12,363 Show time. 46 00:02:12,434 --> 00:02:14,834 #... just as long as I'll be your girl # 47 00:02:14,903 --> 00:02:18,134 # Mmm, do you even know # 48 00:02:18,206 --> 00:02:20,970 # That I think about you constantly? # 49 00:02:21,042 --> 00:02:24,136 # Baby, realize I'm all the woman # 50 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:26,077 # That you'll ever need # 51 00:02:26,147 --> 00:02:27,580 # Let me show you # 52 00:02:27,649 --> 00:02:30,482 # Just how cool I think our thing could be # 53 00:02:30,552 --> 00:02:32,816 # All I want is your good lovin', whoo # 54 00:02:32,887 --> 00:02:36,118 # I'm fallin' for you # 55 00:02:36,191 --> 00:02:38,523 # For the things that you do # 56 00:02:38,593 --> 00:02:41,653 # Make me feel like I'm one with the world... # 57 00:02:41,730 --> 00:02:43,493 You never stop, do you? 58 00:02:43,565 --> 00:02:45,863 Ooh. 59 00:02:47,702 --> 00:02:49,363 Gotta look good for the clients. 60 00:02:49,437 --> 00:02:52,201 I want you to save some energy for me... 61 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:53,501 for later. 62 00:02:53,575 --> 00:02:54,735 Ha ha. 63 00:02:54,809 --> 00:02:56,902 Oh, damn. 64 00:02:56,978 --> 00:02:58,275 I totally forgot. 65 00:02:58,346 --> 00:02:59,745 I gotta meet with Andrea later. 66 00:02:59,814 --> 00:03:01,179 That bitch. 67 00:03:01,249 --> 00:03:04,412 Relax, baby. She's just a client. 68 00:03:04,486 --> 00:03:06,351 It's only business. 69 00:03:06,421 --> 00:03:09,754 She does not think of me that way. 70 00:03:09,824 --> 00:03:12,384 She'd like to use your face as an exercise bike. 71 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:14,485 You do want me to be successful, don't you? 72 00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:16,086 Sure. 73 00:03:16,164 --> 00:03:18,655 Good. Listen... 74 00:03:18,733 --> 00:03:22,601 tomorrow afternoon, after yoga. 75 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:24,194 - Yeah. - OK. 76 00:03:27,108 --> 00:03:28,507 - Ohh. - Ooh. 77 00:03:28,576 --> 00:03:29,600 Whoa. 78 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:32,737 That was fabulous. 79 00:03:32,814 --> 00:03:34,247 Heh. 80 00:03:34,315 --> 00:03:36,875 Now I know how you stay in such good shape. 81 00:03:36,951 --> 00:03:38,976 Oh, you're in great shape yourself. 82 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:40,350 Compliments of you. 83 00:03:40,422 --> 00:03:42,549 Uh-huh. Darryl does a body good. 84 00:03:42,624 --> 00:03:43,852 Yes, you do. 85 00:03:43,925 --> 00:03:46,826 Now, look, you know I'm in the gym today. 86 00:03:46,895 --> 00:03:48,294 I'm gonna schedule you for a real workout. 87 00:03:48,363 --> 00:03:51,196 Heh. What do you think that was? 88 00:03:51,266 --> 00:03:52,927 Ha ha ha. 89 00:03:53,001 --> 00:03:55,196 Ooh. Mmm. 90 00:03:55,270 --> 00:03:58,000 You know, Darryl... 91 00:03:58,072 --> 00:04:02,475 I used to walk in a room, and all the men would look. 92 00:04:04,646 --> 00:04:07,240 I was such a knockout. Ooh. 93 00:04:07,315 --> 00:04:08,907 You still are. 94 00:04:08,983 --> 00:04:09,972 Thank you. 95 00:04:10,051 --> 00:04:12,542 I want to come over there and bite that ass. 96 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:15,180 Heh. You better leave my ass alone. 97 00:04:15,256 --> 00:04:18,225 I have a love scene tomorrow, and I don't need it all chewed up. 98 00:04:18,293 --> 00:04:19,624 Can't I just get a little nibble? 99 00:04:19,694 --> 00:04:21,093 No. 100 00:04:23,231 --> 00:04:25,062 Tell me something, Darryl. 101 00:04:25,133 --> 00:04:26,725 Are you still doing Lauren? 102 00:04:26,801 --> 00:04:30,293 I told you... she's just a client. 103 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:33,966 Yeah. She's a client, I'm a client... 104 00:04:34,042 --> 00:04:35,771 we're all just clients. Heh. 105 00:04:35,844 --> 00:04:37,812 You must think I'm incredibly stupid. 106 00:04:37,879 --> 00:04:40,609 Andrea, we have been over this. 107 00:04:40,682 --> 00:04:42,445 Whatever. 108 00:04:42,517 --> 00:04:44,075 Now, back to me. 109 00:04:44,152 --> 00:04:46,620 Now, I need you to be honest with me, Darryl. 110 00:04:46,688 --> 00:04:49,623 Am I losing it? Hmm? 111 00:04:49,691 --> 00:04:51,659 Hell no! 112 00:04:51,726 --> 00:04:53,023 Good. 113 00:04:53,094 --> 00:04:54,083 You are impeccable. 114 00:04:54,162 --> 00:04:55,754 - Heh heh heh. - Superb! 115 00:04:55,830 --> 00:04:57,320 Stupendous! 116 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:58,490 Mm-hmm. 117 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:02,127 You are all that and a bowl of chips. 118 00:05:02,203 --> 00:05:05,036 I give you... four stars. 119 00:05:06,341 --> 00:05:08,138 It's a bag of chips. 120 00:05:08,209 --> 00:05:10,973 You make me sound like a restaurant. 121 00:05:12,747 --> 00:05:13,941 Well... 122 00:05:14,015 --> 00:05:15,107 Four stars. 123 00:05:15,183 --> 00:05:19,882 Perhaps it's time I revisited this particular restaurant. 124 00:05:19,954 --> 00:05:22,388 I do believe I have a reservation. 125 00:05:22,457 --> 00:05:24,049 Watch the hair. 126 00:05:24,125 --> 00:05:25,990 Kitchen's closed. 127 00:05:27,362 --> 00:05:28,727 How about the drive-thru? 128 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:03,819 Freeze. 129 00:06:06,067 --> 00:06:08,763 I've got a gun, and I know how to use it... 130 00:06:08,836 --> 00:06:13,239 so put your hands up in the air where I can see them. 131 00:06:18,279 --> 00:06:19,303 I guess it's true what they say... 132 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:21,575 about returning to the scene of the crime. 133 00:06:21,649 --> 00:06:23,048 But did you really think... 134 00:06:23,117 --> 00:06:25,608 you were gonna get away with this twice? 135 00:06:29,324 --> 00:06:31,758 Now, before I call the police... 136 00:06:31,826 --> 00:06:33,384 let me get a look at you. 137 00:06:33,461 --> 00:06:36,089 Turn around. Take off the hood. 138 00:06:44,272 --> 00:06:46,399 Now, this is a surprise. 139 00:06:48,076 --> 00:06:50,874 Now, what's that number again? 140 00:06:50,945 --> 00:06:53,038 Oh, yeah. 9-1-1. 141 00:06:53,114 --> 00:06:55,639 No, wait. Please don't make that call. 142 00:06:55,717 --> 00:06:58,015 We're both adults here. 143 00:06:58,086 --> 00:06:59,747 Can't we work something out? 144 00:06:59,821 --> 00:07:02,085 Like what? 145 00:07:07,195 --> 00:07:08,822 Nice. 146 00:07:10,131 --> 00:07:11,655 Very nice. 147 00:07:16,437 --> 00:07:18,405 Very nice indeed. 148 00:07:23,544 --> 00:07:25,910 But just watch it with that gun. 149 00:07:25,980 --> 00:07:28,847 Oh, I'm watching it, all right. 150 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:30,884 And that's not my gun. 151 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:47,590 Uhh! 152 00:07:47,669 --> 00:07:48,658 Cut! 153 00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:50,636 - Good? Ha ha ha! - All right. 154 00:07:50,705 --> 00:07:53,105 Good take, good take. Ha ha. How was I? 155 00:07:53,174 --> 00:07:54,698 You guys are great. You guys are great. 156 00:07:54,776 --> 00:07:57,108 All right, that's lunch. This is lunch. 157 00:07:58,780 --> 00:08:01,112 That's enough. Where's my robe? 158 00:08:15,630 --> 00:08:17,825 - So, Lydia... - Mm-hmm? 159 00:08:17,899 --> 00:08:19,389 What's the big news? 160 00:08:19,467 --> 00:08:23,631 Just a little Paramount calling me, and I've got the hook-up. 161 00:08:23,705 --> 00:08:25,639 You've got my attention. 162 00:08:25,707 --> 00:08:29,973 Well, I have got you a meeting for a major role... 163 00:08:30,044 --> 00:08:31,511 - Yes! Yes! - Uh-huh... 164 00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:33,979 In the film version of The Smurfs. 165 00:08:34,048 --> 00:08:36,209 - The Smurfs? - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 166 00:08:36,284 --> 00:08:38,514 Lydia, do I look like a smurf to you? 167 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:41,555 I told you that I wanted to stretch, not shrink. 168 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:44,716 Girlfriend, we are talking major bling-bling here. 169 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:45,918 How major? 170 00:08:50,231 --> 00:08:54,065 Ba-ling and ba-ling! Ha ha ha! 171 00:08:54,135 --> 00:08:56,399 You know, I always thought those smurfs were real cute. 172 00:08:56,471 --> 00:08:58,837 I could rock that hat, right? Pow! 173 00:08:58,906 --> 00:08:59,998 Whoo! Boy... 174 00:09:00,074 --> 00:09:01,371 Wouldn't mind the color blue, either. 175 00:09:01,442 --> 00:09:03,000 You'd look great. 176 00:09:03,077 --> 00:09:04,942 It's a good shade for me. Mm-hmm. 177 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:08,345 And on top of that, guess who will be directing this little movie. 178 00:09:08,416 --> 00:09:09,940 - Who? - Oh, I don't know. 179 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:12,281 Maybe Mr. Spike Lee. 180 00:09:12,353 --> 00:09:14,685 Spike Lee is gonna be directing The Smurfs? 181 00:09:14,756 --> 00:09:16,747 Oh, it is going to be off the chain. 182 00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:19,258 OK, OK, all right. What else? 183 00:09:19,327 --> 00:09:20,919 Oh, the network keeps calling. 184 00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:24,658 They really want you in a series, and they will not take no for an answer. 185 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:26,222 That last script was awful. 186 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:28,268 Oh, it was horrible. It was wack. I know. 187 00:09:28,336 --> 00:09:31,737 But this time, they've got kind of a new concept. 188 00:09:31,806 --> 00:09:32,898 What is it? 189 00:09:32,974 --> 00:09:37,434 They would like for you to play a recently divorced housewife. 190 00:09:37,512 --> 00:09:39,810 Oh, come on. Two kids... that's it. 191 00:09:39,881 --> 00:09:42,782 How old are the kids? I'm not trying to look old. 192 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:43,874 - No! - Honey, I'm Andrea. 193 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:46,419 - You are. - Fabulous, young, fresh, mwah! 194 00:09:46,487 --> 00:09:48,785 - You know what I'm sayin'? - And it stays that way, OK? 195 00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:50,983 So I'm sure I could get it down to, what, kindergarten. 196 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:52,525 OK, well, what about the script? 197 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:56,085 Mm. It is da bomb. Oh, it's gonna blow up. 198 00:09:56,164 --> 00:09:57,461 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 199 00:09:57,532 --> 00:10:00,865 And if this thing goes into syndication... 200 00:10:00,935 --> 00:10:03,495 oh, you are going to be livin' chilly. 201 00:10:03,571 --> 00:10:05,436 Mm-hmm. Can I have another drink? 202 00:10:05,506 --> 00:10:08,236 Uh, you better slow down on the drinks, girlfriend. 203 00:10:08,309 --> 00:10:10,140 That's a margarita, not a slurpee. 204 00:10:10,211 --> 00:10:12,679 Oh, don't worry about me. It's all gravy. 205 00:10:14,148 --> 00:10:15,911 What is going on with you, though? 206 00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:18,315 Come on, you can tell me. 207 00:10:18,386 --> 00:10:22,823 Oh, look, I am not only your agent. I am also your sista. 208 00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:27,520 So come on, tell me. What is really, really, really, really good with ya? 209 00:10:27,595 --> 00:10:29,790 It's just strange that we're having lunch at this hotel. 210 00:10:29,864 --> 00:10:32,332 Something happened to me here a few years ago. 211 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,459 - Ha ha. - Well, what is it? 212 00:10:34,535 --> 00:10:36,503 A few years ago, I was seeing someone... 213 00:10:36,571 --> 00:10:39,563 and I had this sneaking suspicion that he was seeing someone else... 214 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:42,302 - Mm-hmm? - I just couldn't prove it. 215 00:10:42,376 --> 00:10:43,673 You don't call me like you used to... 216 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:44,937 - I'm working! - You're working. 217 00:10:44,979 --> 00:10:50,007 Look, baby, I promise you that you are the only woman in my life. 218 00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:54,043 I just want you to tell me her name! 219 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:57,784 Robert, be a man about it and tell me the truth. 220 00:10:57,859 --> 00:10:59,383 Andrea, I am telling you the truth. 221 00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:02,827 There is no other woman in my life except you. 222 00:11:02,897 --> 00:11:07,960 I accidentally stumbled on some incriminating evidence. 223 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:10,868 Bingo. Gotcha. 224 00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:16,765 Nice to see you. 225 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:19,677 You, too. You, too. Thank you. The usual. 226 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:22,716 Apple martini, bourbon and water. Up to the room. 227 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:23,977 On its way. 228 00:11:30,725 --> 00:11:31,851 I'm sorry. 229 00:11:31,926 --> 00:11:34,724 My boyfriend's cheating on me. Do you understand? 230 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,854 Nice jacket. 231 00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:44,267 So, you just come down from... 232 00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:48,765 You have a guest by the name of Robert Mitchelson. 233 00:11:48,843 --> 00:11:51,539 Could you please tell me what room he's in? 234 00:11:51,612 --> 00:11:55,412 Madam, I'm afraid it's hotel policy never to give out that information. 235 00:11:56,517 --> 00:11:58,007 He's in room 235. 236 00:11:58,085 --> 00:11:59,712 - Room 235. - Yep. 237 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:00,719 - Just down there. - Thank you. 238 00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:03,256 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 239 00:12:03,324 --> 00:12:05,724 235. No, wait. 240 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:11,260 I'm gonna need a key for that room. 241 00:12:11,332 --> 00:12:13,266 Madam, we would never, never... 242 00:12:13,334 --> 00:12:16,462 give out a guest's key without his permission. 243 00:12:16,537 --> 00:12:18,266 Did you want an extra key with that, or just the one? 244 00:12:18,339 --> 00:12:19,533 - One will be fine. - OK. 245 00:12:19,607 --> 00:12:22,371 - There you are. - Thank you. 246 00:12:22,443 --> 00:12:24,502 - Enjoy your stay. - Oh, I will. 247 00:12:30,551 --> 00:12:32,075 Room service. 248 00:12:32,153 --> 00:12:33,984 Just leave it. 249 00:12:34,055 --> 00:12:36,649 Oh, I'm leaving it, all right. 250 00:12:36,724 --> 00:12:39,420 Oh. Andrea. 251 00:12:39,493 --> 00:12:40,653 Uh... 252 00:12:40,728 --> 00:12:43,288 This is not what it looks like. 253 00:12:43,364 --> 00:12:44,854 Is that right? 254 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:47,492 Do I look blind to you? 255 00:12:47,568 --> 00:12:49,661 Because it looks to me that you're in a hotel... 256 00:12:49,737 --> 00:12:52,729 waitin' on your ho to come out and do your business. 257 00:12:52,807 --> 00:12:55,674 Where is she? Where is the little ho at? 258 00:12:55,743 --> 00:12:58,940 Where is the no-good bitch at? 259 00:13:00,414 --> 00:13:03,906 I am not a ho, and I ain't nobody's bitch. 260 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:06,414 Ohh! 261 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:10,919 I told you you were the only woman. 262 00:13:10,992 --> 00:13:14,689 No. No, no, no. You gotta be kidding me. OK. This is just a dream. 263 00:13:14,762 --> 00:13:17,822 Somebody needs to come and wake me up! 264 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:18,956 Robert... 265 00:13:19,033 --> 00:13:22,332 now, it is bad enough that your girlfriend... 266 00:13:22,403 --> 00:13:25,304 has turned out to be a boyfriend... 267 00:13:25,373 --> 00:13:26,965 but he's even wearing my robe! 268 00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:30,408 Missy, this is not your robe. It is not even close. 269 00:13:30,478 --> 00:13:34,209 That's my man, and that's my robe. I know my robe when I see it. 270 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:35,976 OK, I want you to call me Crystal... 271 00:13:36,050 --> 00:13:37,677 'cause I want you to be crystal clear on this... 272 00:13:37,752 --> 00:13:40,346 I designed this robe, so don't even go there! 273 00:13:40,421 --> 00:13:42,355 Oh, I'm gonna take you there, all right... 274 00:13:42,423 --> 00:13:44,618 Aaaah! Aah! 275 00:13:44,692 --> 00:13:45,852 Mm! Ah! 276 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:48,918 Andrea Collins! Andrea Collins! 277 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,658 Robert, you did not tell me you were doing Miss Andrea Collins! 278 00:13:51,732 --> 00:13:55,259 Andrea Collins, I am so sorry. I did not mean to be doing your man. 279 00:13:55,336 --> 00:13:57,304 Let me just tell you, I have seen all of your films... 280 00:13:57,371 --> 00:14:00,431 and you are one of my favorite actresses. 281 00:14:00,508 --> 00:14:02,669 Thank you. Ha ha. 282 00:14:02,743 --> 00:14:05,007 Andrea Collins, you're even more beautiful in person... 283 00:14:05,079 --> 00:14:07,377 th-th-than you are on TV. 284 00:14:07,448 --> 00:14:09,382 I loved your TV show. 285 00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:11,315 - Loose Ends? - Yes! 286 00:14:11,385 --> 00:14:12,818 Ooh, girl, you were nasty in that one. 287 00:14:12,887 --> 00:14:14,411 - Wasn't I? - Ooh! 288 00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:18,089 And I watched every episode. I even saw the reruns. 289 00:14:18,159 --> 00:14:22,095 Well, that's great. Heh. Great. 290 00:14:22,163 --> 00:14:24,222 So, you really designed these robes? 291 00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:26,163 Oh, yes, girl. I designed this robe. 292 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,962 I found the fabric, the Chinese satin... 293 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:31,732 I even found a Chinaman. He had two colors... black and cherry. 294 00:14:31,806 --> 00:14:33,740 I put 'em together and made black cherry! 295 00:14:33,808 --> 00:14:35,002 Oh, no, child. Put that up. 296 00:14:35,076 --> 00:14:36,566 Oh, I'm so sorry, baby. 297 00:14:36,644 --> 00:14:38,271 Oh! Ooh! 298 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,370 I love your coat! 299 00:14:40,448 --> 00:14:41,915 Oh, this old thing? 300 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:43,506 Excuse me! Andrea... 301 00:14:43,584 --> 00:14:44,744 - Whatever. - Whatever. 302 00:14:44,819 --> 00:14:46,446 - Now, back to me... - Yes? 303 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:47,953 So, whatever happened to Robert? 304 00:14:48,022 --> 00:14:49,080 Heh. Robert? 305 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:51,420 Heh. I kicked his cheatin' butt to the curb. 306 00:14:51,492 --> 00:14:53,585 Oh, well, props to you, girlfriend. All right. 307 00:14:53,661 --> 00:14:55,561 - He deserved it. - Yes, he did. 308 00:14:55,629 --> 00:14:57,028 Whoo, he was bad news, huh? 309 00:14:57,098 --> 00:14:59,066 Mm. What about that other guy? 310 00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:00,100 - Who, Dennis? - Yeah. 311 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:02,431 - I hired him. - What? You're kidding. 312 00:15:02,503 --> 00:15:04,403 He became my designer, and we went into business together. 313 00:15:04,472 --> 00:15:05,461 Sure did. 314 00:15:05,539 --> 00:15:07,200 Whoo! I love that. Ha ha ha! 315 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,105 The moral of that story is... 316 00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:11,110 another boyfriend will always come around. 317 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,645 But a hot stylist? 318 00:15:12,713 --> 00:15:14,044 Child, hard to find. 319 00:15:14,115 --> 00:15:15,412 Ooh, you go, girl! 320 00:15:15,483 --> 00:15:16,677 Ooh. 321 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:20,117 Lydia? Why don't you let me drive you home? 322 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:22,018 Oh, honey, no. I didn't drive my car. 323 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,557 Mm-mm. Didn't you peep my ride? 324 00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:26,650 That is not your limo. 325 00:15:26,727 --> 00:15:28,661 It is my limo. 326 00:15:28,729 --> 00:15:31,459 Cost me a lot of cheddar, but it's mine. 327 00:15:31,532 --> 00:15:35,229 Oh, I know that you have gotta slide to the left side, OK? 328 00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:38,066 But I am having a party next week at my crib. 329 00:15:38,139 --> 00:15:40,107 Why don't you come by so we can kick it? 330 00:15:40,174 --> 00:15:41,641 All right. You know I'll be there. 331 00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:44,075 Good. Oh. If you need anything, you holla. 332 00:15:44,145 --> 00:15:46,670 Or better yet, hit me on my celly. 333 00:15:46,747 --> 00:15:48,112 - Hit you on your celly. - Mm-hmm. 334 00:15:48,182 --> 00:15:50,616 Lydia, when did you become so street, huh? 335 00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:53,551 Oh, sweetheart, I've been into hip-hop for years. 336 00:15:53,621 --> 00:15:55,486 Yeah, you know, I'm down with the culture. 337 00:15:55,556 --> 00:15:57,148 - Is that right? - Yeah. 338 00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:58,486 Like to keep it gangsta. 339 00:15:58,559 --> 00:16:00,151 Well, give me a pound on that, girl. 340 00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:01,285 - OK, here we go. - Mm-hmm. 341 00:16:01,362 --> 00:16:02,829 - Uh, uh... - Oh, yeah. 342 00:16:02,897 --> 00:16:05,024 - Keep it real, girl. - Oh, word to you. 343 00:16:05,099 --> 00:16:06,259 - OK? OK? - Uh-huh. 344 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,597 - Hey, do you have any money? - Oh. Yeah, I got you. 345 00:16:40,901 --> 00:16:43,062 All right. Well, just give me some feedback on the callback, OK? 346 00:16:43,137 --> 00:16:45,002 All right. Love you. Mean it. 347 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,040 Thank you for coming. 348 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,768 I couldn't reach my therapist. 349 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,572 Girl, you know we got your back. So, what happened? 350 00:16:51,645 --> 00:16:53,579 He called and broke up with me on the phone. 351 00:16:53,647 --> 00:16:55,080 He said I was too needy. 352 00:16:55,149 --> 00:16:56,707 That's pathetic. 353 00:16:56,784 --> 00:16:58,115 I mean, what do men want? 354 00:16:58,185 --> 00:16:59,880 Girl, it's like catching a cab. 355 00:16:59,954 --> 00:17:01,819 If the light's on and you're not ready... 356 00:17:01,889 --> 00:17:04,585 they'll take your ass for a ride every time. 357 00:17:04,658 --> 00:17:07,388 - Words to live by. - Hey. 358 00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:09,122 Hey, sorry I'm late. Mwah. 359 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,391 I just had to fire my bartender. 360 00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:12,932 - Joe? - Mm-hmm. 361 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,491 Damn, I liked him. He gave me free drinks all the time. 362 00:17:15,569 --> 00:17:18,060 That's exactly why I fired him. 363 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,571 Well, you look great. 364 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:22,040 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 365 00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:24,669 - God, I need a drink. - Me, too. 366 00:17:24,745 --> 00:17:25,769 Waiter! 367 00:17:25,846 --> 00:17:28,440 - Mm. So, how was your weekend? - Perfect. 368 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:31,211 I had my colon cleansed and then went out on a date. 369 00:17:31,285 --> 00:17:32,877 Ohh. Anyone I know? 370 00:17:32,953 --> 00:17:36,389 I don't think so. He's very nice. 371 00:17:36,457 --> 00:17:37,549 How romantic. 372 00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:39,525 You know, dating is so confusing. 373 00:17:39,593 --> 00:17:40,924 Mmm, I agree, I agree. 374 00:17:40,995 --> 00:17:44,089 Maybe you haven't met the right man yet. 375 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,758 Well, I'll say this... 376 00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:48,859 there isn't one man out there... 377 00:17:48,936 --> 00:17:51,803 that I couldn't have if I wanted him. 378 00:17:51,872 --> 00:17:54,602 Ha ha! I don't think men are that predictable. 379 00:17:54,675 --> 00:17:56,040 I do. 380 00:17:56,110 --> 00:17:59,910 OK. What about... him? 381 00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:04,747 Oh, please. Heh. It would take me... 382 00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:06,046 two minutes, maybe three. 383 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:07,951 Heh! Three whole minutes? 384 00:18:08,022 --> 00:18:10,991 You're right. Two. Maybe one. 385 00:18:11,058 --> 00:18:13,458 OK, fine. Him. 386 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:14,494 Ha ha! 387 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,028 - Him? - Yeah. 388 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,929 Let's be real. That's not even a challenge. 389 00:18:18,999 --> 00:18:20,296 - OK, fine. - Ha ha! 390 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:21,732 OK. What about... 391 00:18:21,802 --> 00:18:22,894 - Emily. - What? 392 00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:24,494 They're all the same. 393 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:28,405 That's a bit simplistic, isn't it? I mean, they can't all be the same. 394 00:18:31,078 --> 00:18:33,945 Well, then, let's find out. 395 00:18:34,014 --> 00:18:37,575 What do you ladies say to a wager? 396 00:18:37,651 --> 00:18:38,913 Ooh, what kind of wager? 397 00:18:38,986 --> 00:18:40,510 A simple one. 398 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:45,354 I say any man can be seduced, no ifs, ands, or buts. 399 00:18:45,426 --> 00:18:47,553 - Agreed. - So? 400 00:18:47,628 --> 00:18:49,255 Well, think of it as a game. 401 00:18:49,330 --> 00:18:51,594 We pick a man completely at random... 402 00:18:51,665 --> 00:18:54,691 a total stranger, no ties to any of us. 403 00:18:54,768 --> 00:18:56,258 I see where you're going with this. 404 00:18:56,337 --> 00:18:58,328 - I don't. - Of course you don't. 405 00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:01,203 Look, we pick this man together... 406 00:19:01,275 --> 00:19:04,142 and then we each take turns attempting to seduce him. 407 00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:05,542 Who would go first? 408 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:07,045 We draw straws. 409 00:19:07,114 --> 00:19:09,548 And, to make it more interesting... 410 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:14,019 we each have only one night, one shot, to get the job done. 411 00:19:14,088 --> 00:19:16,488 You're kidding, right? This is a joke. 412 00:19:16,557 --> 00:19:18,525 But how would we know who really won? 413 00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:19,752 Hmm. Good question. 414 00:19:19,827 --> 00:19:24,093 I mean, none of us would lie, of course, but still... 415 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:27,327 there needs to be some kind of visual proof... 416 00:19:27,401 --> 00:19:29,835 of the, uh, consummation. 417 00:19:29,903 --> 00:19:31,700 A videotape! I've got a camera. 418 00:19:31,772 --> 00:19:33,000 As do I. Emily? 419 00:19:33,073 --> 00:19:36,668 Oh, my God! You guys, what would my therapist say? Uh-uh. 420 00:19:36,744 --> 00:19:39,474 You don't have to tell your therapist everything, do you? 421 00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:40,672 That is the idea. 422 00:19:40,748 --> 00:19:43,740 - What do you think? - I love it. Ha ha ha ha! 423 00:19:43,817 --> 00:19:47,014 Wait a minute. A perfect stranger? We don't know where he's been. 424 00:19:47,087 --> 00:19:48,679 Well, that's what makes it so interesting. 425 00:19:48,756 --> 00:19:50,656 I mean, it's intriguing. 426 00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:53,352 If you're not up to it... 427 00:19:53,427 --> 00:19:56,396 No, it's not that. It's just... I mean... 428 00:19:56,463 --> 00:20:01,765 I got it! The first one through the door. 429 00:20:01,835 --> 00:20:03,427 That door? 430 00:20:04,738 --> 00:20:07,707 Hmm. That's pretty random. Why not? 431 00:20:07,775 --> 00:20:09,538 It's gotta be someone. 432 00:20:09,610 --> 00:20:11,976 The first man who comes in... 433 00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:15,344 No. You guys, we're not gonna do this. Lauren. 434 00:20:16,817 --> 00:20:19,251 If you're afraid you'll lose, Emily... 435 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,549 OK, I'm not afraid. 436 00:20:21,622 --> 00:20:22,782 Good. 437 00:20:22,856 --> 00:20:26,155 Heh. Fine. OK. I guess. 438 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:28,421 - Great. - When do we begin? 439 00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:32,192 I say... right now. 440 00:20:34,268 --> 00:20:36,930 # Ohh, yeah, yeah # 441 00:20:38,739 --> 00:20:42,539 # See, you're the man of my dreams # 442 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:45,976 # I sit around and think my luck is gone # 443 00:20:46,046 --> 00:20:48,412 # Then I found you... # 444 00:20:48,482 --> 00:20:52,976 - Uh-uh. - Ooh. Oh, my God. 445 00:20:53,053 --> 00:20:54,782 Oh, no. That's not right. 446 00:20:54,855 --> 00:20:57,449 # You opened up my heart... # 447 00:20:57,524 --> 00:21:00,049 Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm. 448 00:21:00,127 --> 00:21:02,288 Single men only. 449 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:03,454 Yeah, I agree. 450 00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:05,794 Yep. Singles only. 451 00:21:08,302 --> 00:21:10,236 Here he comes. 452 00:21:10,304 --> 00:21:12,067 Uh-uh. 453 00:21:14,007 --> 00:21:15,998 - That's a do-over. - Ha ha. Absolutely. 454 00:21:16,076 --> 00:21:17,941 Yep. Do-over. 455 00:21:22,516 --> 00:21:24,609 Ohh. That's another do-over. 456 00:21:24,685 --> 00:21:26,016 - Ohh. - Mmm. 457 00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:27,519 - Definite do-over. - Agreed. 458 00:21:27,588 --> 00:21:28,919 You see what I'm saying, ladies? 459 00:21:28,989 --> 00:21:31,116 There's not a good man around when you need one. 460 00:21:31,191 --> 00:21:33,159 - True. - Mm-hmm. 461 00:21:33,227 --> 00:21:35,718 OK, let's see what happens this time. 462 00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:39,188 Heh. 463 00:21:39,266 --> 00:21:41,131 Can't do nothin' with that. Strictly dickly over here. 464 00:21:41,201 --> 00:21:42,668 - Ha ha! - I heard that. 465 00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:44,260 Ha ha ha! 466 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:49,903 Ahh. Well, look here. 467 00:21:52,713 --> 00:21:54,044 Ooh. 468 00:22:01,021 --> 00:22:02,420 Sweet. 469 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,514 What do you think? Not bad, huh? 470 00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:06,616 Could be worse. Em? 471 00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:08,661 He's OK. Mm-hmm. 472 00:22:08,729 --> 00:22:11,562 But who is he? 473 00:22:11,632 --> 00:22:12,826 He's a perfect stranger. 474 00:22:14,268 --> 00:22:16,202 Not for long. 475 00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:23,406 - I'm gonna be sick. - Oh, don't be sick. 476 00:22:24,645 --> 00:22:25,976 You know that guy... 477 00:22:26,046 --> 00:22:29,413 She is going to get all the scoop. Watch and see. 478 00:22:29,483 --> 00:22:30,711 I can't believe we're doing this. 479 00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:34,220 Believe it, baby. It'll be good for your next therapy session. 480 00:22:34,288 --> 00:22:36,188 It's like me when I play different characters. 481 00:22:36,256 --> 00:22:38,986 - Oh, God. - You get to escape. 482 00:22:42,896 --> 00:22:45,057 Uh-oh. Here she comes. 483 00:22:45,132 --> 00:22:46,156 Oh. 484 00:22:47,334 --> 00:22:49,325 Hmm. 485 00:22:49,403 --> 00:22:51,462 So, here's the story. 486 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:53,096 His name is Mark Sellers. 487 00:22:53,173 --> 00:22:55,004 He's in real estate... 488 00:22:55,075 --> 00:22:57,543 has great style, so he must have money... 489 00:22:57,611 --> 00:23:01,103 - Mm-hmm? - And he is single. 490 00:23:01,181 --> 00:23:04,241 Heh. That's him. He's the one. 491 00:23:04,318 --> 00:23:06,377 Yep. 492 00:23:06,453 --> 00:23:09,251 So... what do we do now? 493 00:23:09,323 --> 00:23:10,847 Ha ha ha! 494 00:23:10,924 --> 00:23:12,551 We draw straws. 495 00:23:15,262 --> 00:23:17,230 Ha ha ha! 496 00:23:45,459 --> 00:23:47,927 Frankly, Emily, I'm disappointed. 497 00:23:47,995 --> 00:23:51,726 I mean, this kind of game-playing seems immature. 498 00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:54,665 It's reckless. It's possibly dangerous. 499 00:23:54,735 --> 00:23:57,932 You know what? I'm sure we won't even go through with it. 500 00:23:58,005 --> 00:24:01,634 I mean, you know, this is just Andrea being Andrea. 501 00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:04,472 Emily, you and I have accomplished... 502 00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:07,012 a great deal over the past couple of years. 503 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:10,072 I would hate to see you diminish this work... 504 00:24:10,150 --> 00:24:14,280 with this irresponsible diversion. 505 00:24:15,522 --> 00:24:17,490 So, when's your turn, hmm? 506 00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:19,616 Last, thank God. 507 00:24:19,693 --> 00:24:21,354 It's Andrea, Lauren, then me. 508 00:24:21,428 --> 00:24:24,693 But you know what? I'm sure they've forgotten all about it. 509 00:24:25,999 --> 00:24:28,126 I look fabulous. 510 00:24:30,604 --> 00:24:32,697 - Oh, I am so sorry. - Oh! 511 00:24:32,773 --> 00:24:36,004 - Let me help you out. - No problem. I got it, I got it. 512 00:24:38,612 --> 00:24:40,477 I'm such a klutz. 513 00:24:40,547 --> 00:24:42,310 Sometimes I don't look where I'm going. 514 00:24:42,382 --> 00:24:44,282 Have we met before? 515 00:24:44,351 --> 00:24:46,444 Did I show you a house, or... 516 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:47,851 I don't think so. 517 00:24:47,921 --> 00:24:50,651 You're probably right. I would've remembered. 518 00:24:50,724 --> 00:24:52,885 Me, too. 519 00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:57,191 Listen, I'm sorry for the intrusion. Can you ever possibly forgive me? 520 00:24:57,264 --> 00:25:00,233 Under one circumstance. 521 00:25:01,468 --> 00:25:02,662 And that would be? 522 00:25:02,736 --> 00:25:05,466 You let me buy you a drink. 523 00:25:06,707 --> 00:25:08,004 How about dinner? 524 00:25:08,075 --> 00:25:09,872 Dinner it is. 525 00:25:09,943 --> 00:25:12,411 I won't hold you up. Here's my number. 526 00:25:14,381 --> 00:25:15,678 Call me. 527 00:25:22,656 --> 00:25:23,918 Whoo! 528 00:25:36,336 --> 00:25:40,238 Next thing I know, someone offered me more for the house than I paid for it. 529 00:25:40,307 --> 00:25:42,434 Sold that one, bought another one... 530 00:25:42,509 --> 00:25:44,477 fixed it up, sold that one, too. 531 00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:47,104 Mmm. That's fascinating. 532 00:25:47,180 --> 00:25:48,272 Ha ha. 533 00:25:48,348 --> 00:25:50,908 So, tell me, Mark... 534 00:25:50,984 --> 00:25:54,215 a guy like you... handsome, wealthy... 535 00:25:54,287 --> 00:25:55,584 I'm hardly either. 536 00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:57,520 Oh, come on. Don't be modest. 537 00:25:57,591 --> 00:25:59,582 Heh. You're quite a catch. 538 00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:03,026 Ever been married? 539 00:26:03,096 --> 00:26:04,961 Engaged? 540 00:26:05,031 --> 00:26:07,556 Uh, I was engaged once. 541 00:26:07,634 --> 00:26:08,692 Really? 542 00:26:08,769 --> 00:26:11,738 Yeah. It seems like a long time ago, but it wasn't, really. 543 00:26:11,805 --> 00:26:13,329 Well, I don't mean to pry, but... 544 00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:15,636 No, it's OK. It's cool. 545 00:26:15,709 --> 00:26:19,304 I should talk about it, 'cause for a long time, I really couldn't. 546 00:26:19,379 --> 00:26:20,368 Hmm. 547 00:26:20,447 --> 00:26:23,075 Um, we had made all the arrangements. 548 00:26:23,150 --> 00:26:24,742 It was a week before the wedding... 549 00:26:24,818 --> 00:26:26,080 but something was wrong. 550 00:26:26,153 --> 00:26:29,054 - It just didn't feel right, you know? - Mm-hmm. 551 00:26:29,122 --> 00:26:31,920 At first, I kind of wrote it off as pre-wedding jitters. 552 00:26:31,992 --> 00:26:33,550 Oh, I mean, it happens. It's not uncommon. 553 00:26:33,627 --> 00:26:34,594 No problem. 554 00:26:34,661 --> 00:26:37,926 But as we got closer to the weekend, it got worse. 555 00:26:37,998 --> 00:26:40,865 So I asked Melinda... that's my fiancée at the time... 556 00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:42,128 I'm, like, "Baby, what's wrong?" 557 00:26:42,202 --> 00:26:43,760 - And... - And? 558 00:26:43,837 --> 00:26:46,738 It turns out that she was seeing somebody on the side. 559 00:26:46,807 --> 00:26:48,297 What? 560 00:26:48,375 --> 00:26:49,899 And she was still in love with him. 561 00:26:49,976 --> 00:26:51,170 Mm. 562 00:26:51,244 --> 00:26:54,907 So, uh, she was very apologetic about it, but she called it off. 563 00:26:54,981 --> 00:26:56,710 She said it wouldn't be fair to me. 564 00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:58,182 Who was the guy? 565 00:26:59,553 --> 00:27:00,986 My best friend. 566 00:27:01,054 --> 00:27:02,487 Damn. 567 00:27:03,590 --> 00:27:06,252 That's what I said. 568 00:27:06,326 --> 00:27:08,294 I mean, that girl was crazy, if you ask me. 569 00:27:08,361 --> 00:27:10,022 She made a big mistake. 570 00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:11,154 You don't have to say that. 571 00:27:11,231 --> 00:27:12,721 - It's true. - But thanks. 572 00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:14,266 You're welcome. 573 00:27:14,334 --> 00:27:17,963 This is the first real date I've been on since I can remember. 574 00:27:18,038 --> 00:27:20,836 - Listen, Mark... - Yeah. 575 00:27:20,907 --> 00:27:22,636 I know what it's like to feel pain. 576 00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:27,038 What happened to you... nobody can make it up to you. 577 00:27:27,113 --> 00:27:31,482 But... I’m hoping you'll let me try. 578 00:27:37,224 --> 00:27:40,785 And... this is my bedroom. 579 00:27:40,861 --> 00:27:42,522 Nice, nice. Heh heh. 580 00:27:42,596 --> 00:27:43,756 Thank you. 581 00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:45,127 Uh, do you mind if I use your bathroom? 582 00:27:45,198 --> 00:27:46,392 Oh, sure. It's right through there. 583 00:27:46,466 --> 00:27:47,694 Thanks. 584 00:28:06,753 --> 00:28:08,311 Andrea, you've done well. 585 00:28:08,388 --> 00:28:10,720 Oh, ha ha. You like? 586 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:12,348 Yes. 587 00:28:12,425 --> 00:28:14,893 Why don't you come make yourself more comfortable? 588 00:28:14,961 --> 00:28:17,725 I'll be right back. 589 00:28:17,797 --> 00:28:19,924 Hey, do you mind if I turn on some music? 590 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,127 Sure, go right ahead. 591 00:28:22,202 --> 00:28:24,534 Andrea. Heh. 592 00:28:24,604 --> 00:28:29,098 Andrea, Andrea, Andrea, Andrea. 593 00:28:31,478 --> 00:28:34,106 This girl definitely loves herself. 594 00:28:41,321 --> 00:28:42,754 Whew! 595 00:28:44,057 --> 00:28:45,615 Mmm. 596 00:28:45,692 --> 00:28:48,661 Andrea, you are... 597 00:28:48,728 --> 00:28:50,923 one special kind of lady. 598 00:29:01,207 --> 00:29:02,936 Hello. 599 00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:04,567 Hi. 600 00:29:04,644 --> 00:29:06,771 I missed you. 601 00:29:07,814 --> 00:29:10,942 And I couldn't wait. 602 00:29:11,017 --> 00:29:13,451 Mmm. The thing is, I'm just a little nervous. 603 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,010 I hate to rush things... 604 00:29:15,088 --> 00:29:17,215 but ever since we met, you're all I can think about. 605 00:29:17,290 --> 00:29:18,314 Really? 606 00:29:18,391 --> 00:29:19,483 Do you want me? 607 00:29:19,559 --> 00:29:22,426 Oh, yes. God, yes. Are you kidding? 608 00:29:22,495 --> 00:29:24,463 Then why do you still have on your clothes? 609 00:29:24,531 --> 00:29:26,556 Good question. 610 00:29:26,633 --> 00:29:28,294 I want you to strip for me. 611 00:29:28,368 --> 00:29:30,336 - Really? - Yeah. 612 00:29:30,403 --> 00:29:31,665 - Right now? - Yeah. 613 00:29:32,639 --> 00:29:34,539 Let's work it. 614 00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:37,134 Don't be scared. 615 00:29:44,684 --> 00:29:46,515 Work it. 616 00:29:49,389 --> 00:29:52,187 Work it, yeah. Work it. 617 00:29:57,697 --> 00:29:59,221 Oh, yeah. 618 00:29:59,299 --> 00:30:00,493 That's it. 619 00:30:00,567 --> 00:30:01,659 - Like this? - Yeah. 620 00:30:01,735 --> 00:30:03,066 You want me to, like, grind on it? 621 00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:04,262 - Work it. Work it. - Ooh. 622 00:30:04,337 --> 00:30:05,361 Ohh, like this? 623 00:30:05,438 --> 00:30:07,702 Yeah, roundabout. Roundabout. 624 00:30:07,774 --> 00:30:09,765 Yeah. 625 00:30:09,843 --> 00:30:11,538 Go, Mark. Hey! 626 00:30:11,611 --> 00:30:13,010 Oh. Oh, that's good. 627 00:30:13,079 --> 00:30:14,774 Look at them abs, baby. Yeah! 628 00:30:14,848 --> 00:30:17,442 Ha ha ha! Yeah. 629 00:30:18,618 --> 00:30:19,778 Drop your back, baby. 630 00:30:19,853 --> 00:30:20,842 Ohh! 631 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,217 Work it, Mark. Just work it. 632 00:30:22,288 --> 00:30:23,585 Get into it. Yeah. That's it. 633 00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:25,180 That's it. Ohh... 634 00:30:25,258 --> 00:30:27,886 Ohh, what? Huh? 635 00:30:27,961 --> 00:30:29,553 Go, Mark. 636 00:30:29,629 --> 00:30:30,960 I feel it. I feel it. I like it. 637 00:30:31,031 --> 00:30:33,966 You feel it? Yeah. Ha ha ha! 638 00:30:34,034 --> 00:30:35,433 You got the freak in you! 639 00:30:35,502 --> 00:30:36,867 Whoo! Shake it, baby. 640 00:30:36,936 --> 00:30:39,268 Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. 641 00:30:39,339 --> 00:30:40,363 - Uhh! - Yeah! 642 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,965 How is it? Is it workin'? Uhh! 643 00:30:43,043 --> 00:30:45,011 Drop it. Come on, baby. 644 00:30:45,078 --> 00:30:46,568 You want to see somethin'? Ohh. 645 00:30:46,646 --> 00:30:48,011 Go, Mark. 646 00:30:48,081 --> 00:30:49,571 Mm-mm-mm. Mm. 647 00:30:49,649 --> 00:30:50,741 - Want some? - Yeah, shake it. 648 00:30:50,817 --> 00:30:52,079 Shake it. 649 00:30:52,152 --> 00:30:53,210 Drop it, baby! Whoo! 650 00:30:53,286 --> 00:30:54,412 Ow! 651 00:30:54,487 --> 00:30:55,476 - Spank it! - Ow! 652 00:30:55,555 --> 00:30:58,353 - Hurt myself! - Yeah! 653 00:30:58,425 --> 00:31:00,723 Shake it. Ohh. 654 00:31:01,928 --> 00:31:03,054 - Ohh! - Ha ha! 655 00:31:03,129 --> 00:31:06,496 - Ha ha ha ha! - Ha ha! OK. 656 00:31:06,566 --> 00:31:07,658 - You like that. - Yeah. 657 00:31:07,734 --> 00:31:09,793 Uh-oh. Drop it! 658 00:31:11,604 --> 00:31:12,696 - Drop for me! - Ooh! 659 00:31:12,772 --> 00:31:14,069 You all right? 660 00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:15,903 But I'm back. 661 00:31:15,975 --> 00:31:17,738 That's it. Ride the pony for me. 662 00:31:17,811 --> 00:31:20,371 Come on. Work that wall. Work the wall. Yeah. 663 00:31:20,447 --> 00:31:21,778 You like that? This is you, Andrea. 664 00:31:21,848 --> 00:31:23,543 Pow! Ohh! 665 00:31:23,616 --> 00:31:24,640 Oh, that's good. 666 00:31:24,717 --> 00:31:25,945 That's how I'm gonna drop it on you. 667 00:31:26,019 --> 00:31:28,112 I'm tappin' it. I'm gonna tap it. 668 00:31:28,188 --> 00:31:29,212 Ohh! 669 00:31:29,289 --> 00:31:30,881 Oh, that's good. 670 00:31:30,957 --> 00:31:33,084 Oh, that's it right there, Mark. 671 00:31:33,159 --> 00:31:35,059 I'm gonna drop it on you. 672 00:31:35,128 --> 00:31:37,619 Yeah. Then I'm gonna back it up on you like that. 673 00:31:37,697 --> 00:31:40,029 Yeah. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. 674 00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:41,124 Ow! 675 00:31:41,201 --> 00:31:42,429 Can you shake it like a polaroid? 676 00:31:42,502 --> 00:31:43,901 Shake it, shake it. 677 00:31:43,970 --> 00:31:45,028 Shake it. 678 00:31:45,105 --> 00:31:46,902 Shake it, shake it. 679 00:31:46,973 --> 00:31:48,634 That's it. 680 00:31:51,344 --> 00:31:54,279 Shake it. Work it. Work it. Work it. Work it. 681 00:31:54,347 --> 00:31:56,975 I'm on it. Here I come. 682 00:31:57,050 --> 00:31:58,210 I'm bringin' the thunder. 683 00:31:58,284 --> 00:31:59,615 - Bring it. - Uhh. 684 00:31:59,686 --> 00:32:03,281 Shake it. Go, Mark. Go, Mark. 685 00:32:03,356 --> 00:32:04,482 Go, Mark. 686 00:32:04,557 --> 00:32:06,081 Aah! 687 00:32:11,698 --> 00:32:12,756 Mark? 688 00:32:12,832 --> 00:32:15,665 Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your da... huh? 689 00:32:15,735 --> 00:32:17,430 I've got an early call tomorrow. 690 00:32:17,504 --> 00:32:19,028 Oh, oh, oh, OK. 691 00:32:19,105 --> 00:32:20,436 You want me to leave now? 692 00:32:20,507 --> 00:32:21,565 - Mm-hmm. - Oh. 693 00:32:21,641 --> 00:32:25,805 Look, I had a great time, but I gotta get my beauty rest, you know? 694 00:32:25,879 --> 00:32:27,005 Close-ups. 695 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:30,516 And with you here, I won't be able to get much sleep. 696 00:32:30,583 --> 00:32:33,177 - Right. Um, maybe we can, uh... - I'll call you. 697 00:32:33,253 --> 00:32:35,346 - Well, I was wondering... - No, really. I'll call you. 698 00:32:35,421 --> 00:32:36,649 Oh, OK. 699 00:32:39,759 --> 00:32:41,158 What the hell? 700 00:32:43,730 --> 00:32:45,095 Man... 701 00:32:50,170 --> 00:32:52,070 Ha ha ha! 702 00:32:52,138 --> 00:32:54,231 Show time! 703 00:32:54,307 --> 00:32:55,797 Ha ha ha! 704 00:32:59,512 --> 00:33:01,480 Come on. 705 00:33:03,550 --> 00:33:06,644 What the hell? Oh, no. This can't be happening. 706 00:33:06,719 --> 00:33:09,654 I don't believe it! 707 00:33:09,722 --> 00:33:12,623 No-o-o-o! 708 00:33:12,692 --> 00:33:16,560 No! No-o-o-o! 709 00:33:16,629 --> 00:33:20,326 No-o-o-o-o! 710 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:21,389 Shit! 711 00:33:35,715 --> 00:33:37,012 But it's not fair. 712 00:33:37,083 --> 00:33:38,846 I know I rocked his world. 713 00:33:38,918 --> 00:33:41,250 Is it my fault that the camera didn't work? 714 00:33:42,455 --> 00:33:45,913 Look, now, we go back since college. 715 00:33:45,992 --> 00:33:48,825 Can't you take my word for it? 716 00:33:48,895 --> 00:33:50,328 Em... 717 00:33:50,396 --> 00:33:52,296 Come on, aren't we friends? 718 00:33:52,365 --> 00:33:55,095 Where is the love here? 719 00:33:55,168 --> 00:33:58,103 All right, fine. Be that way. 720 00:33:58,171 --> 00:33:59,763 I'm going to remember that though. 721 00:33:59,839 --> 00:34:00,931 You said it yourself. 722 00:34:01,007 --> 00:34:04,602 No tape, no proof, no dice... you lose. 723 00:34:04,677 --> 00:34:06,110 It's a stupid rule. 724 00:34:06,179 --> 00:34:08,238 So, what was he like? 725 00:34:08,314 --> 00:34:12,080 Let's just say he's very... sensitive. 726 00:34:12,151 --> 00:34:13,413 Was he nice? 727 00:34:13,486 --> 00:34:15,010 I don't have anything else to say. 728 00:34:15,088 --> 00:34:17,386 Come on, Andrea, we're not the enemy. 729 00:34:17,457 --> 00:34:20,051 You know what? I say we call the whole thing off... 730 00:34:20,126 --> 00:34:21,286 before we go any farther. 731 00:34:21,361 --> 00:34:23,295 Look, I didn't go through all that for nothing. 732 00:34:23,363 --> 00:34:27,459 - Well, at least you got some. - Big deal. 733 00:34:27,667 --> 00:34:28,861 Hello, ladies. 734 00:34:28,935 --> 00:34:30,869 - Hey, Darryl. - Hey, Darryl. 735 00:34:32,038 --> 00:34:34,097 Oh, that's right. You two know each other. 736 00:34:34,173 --> 00:34:36,869 Yes, we do. 737 00:34:38,077 --> 00:34:40,875 - Andrea. - Mm-hmm. 738 00:34:40,947 --> 00:34:42,608 Ooh. I didn't forget about you, Lauren. 739 00:34:42,682 --> 00:34:44,343 - Hey. - Hi. 740 00:34:46,953 --> 00:34:48,284 Love the changes. 741 00:34:48,354 --> 00:34:52,256 The new decor looks great. 742 00:34:52,325 --> 00:34:53,314 I don't believe we've met. 743 00:34:54,527 --> 00:34:55,755 This is our good friend Emily. 744 00:34:57,397 --> 00:34:59,991 Well, Emily... 745 00:35:00,066 --> 00:35:00,930 have we met? 746 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:04,060 Us? No. I don't think so. 747 00:35:04,137 --> 00:35:06,298 I just can't help but feel that we've met before. 748 00:35:06,372 --> 00:35:09,307 That's because you try to meet every woman in L.A. 749 00:35:12,712 --> 00:35:14,145 I don't mean to interrupt. 750 00:35:14,213 --> 00:35:15,510 I'm meeting somebody for lunch. 751 00:35:18,584 --> 00:35:19,846 A new client. 752 00:35:19,919 --> 00:35:21,079 Right. 753 00:35:21,154 --> 00:35:22,917 I shouldn't keep her waiting. 754 00:35:24,090 --> 00:35:27,321 Well, Emily, it is a pleasure. 755 00:35:27,393 --> 00:35:28,519 Here's my card... 756 00:35:28,594 --> 00:35:31,427 in case you ever want to get in shape. 757 00:35:31,497 --> 00:35:33,192 Please. 758 00:35:33,266 --> 00:35:35,996 - Bye, Darryl. - Bye. 759 00:35:36,069 --> 00:35:37,229 Oh, my. 760 00:35:37,303 --> 00:35:39,294 He certainly is something. 761 00:35:39,372 --> 00:35:41,465 He's something, all right. 762 00:35:41,541 --> 00:35:45,136 Well, all right, Miss Lauren. It's your turn. 763 00:35:45,211 --> 00:35:47,475 It's not going to be as easy as you think. 764 00:35:47,547 --> 00:35:50,277 We'll just see about that, won't we? 765 00:35:54,954 --> 00:35:56,182 I don't understand. 766 00:35:56,255 --> 00:35:58,849 I mean, you said that they did it, but they can't prove it? 767 00:35:58,925 --> 00:36:00,517 Andrea swears they had sex... 768 00:36:00,593 --> 00:36:02,993 but the camera malfunctioned or something. 769 00:36:03,062 --> 00:36:05,087 Which means she loses. 770 00:36:05,164 --> 00:36:08,656 Yeah. And I would've bet on Andrea. She's so determined. 771 00:36:08,735 --> 00:36:11,169 Well, let me just ask you. Who's up next? Is it Lauren? 772 00:36:11,237 --> 00:36:13,535 Yes. I have no doubts about Lauren. 773 00:36:13,606 --> 00:36:16,336 She's a sexy successful businesswoman. 774 00:36:16,409 --> 00:36:17,967 He'll find her irresistible. 775 00:36:18,044 --> 00:36:20,137 - And what about you? - What about me? 776 00:36:20,213 --> 00:36:23,148 - Well, how will he find you? - I don't know. 777 00:36:23,216 --> 00:36:26,515 And how will you feel if you lose, right? 778 00:36:26,586 --> 00:36:29,054 And what if you win, and she wins? What if there's a tie? 779 00:36:29,122 --> 00:36:31,317 I mean, is there some sort of a runoff? 780 00:36:31,391 --> 00:36:32,688 - I don't know. - Well, you need to figure it out. 781 00:36:32,759 --> 00:36:37,355 Well, I don't know, but I hired a private investigator. 782 00:36:37,430 --> 00:36:38,522 You what? 783 00:36:38,598 --> 00:36:40,498 Mm-hmm. I hired someone to do some digging. 784 00:36:40,566 --> 00:36:42,591 You did not. 785 00:36:42,668 --> 00:36:45,262 That's good. That's very... That's very smart. 786 00:36:46,939 --> 00:36:49,931 - I'm feeling an intense guilt. - Mm-hmm. 787 00:36:50,009 --> 00:36:51,909 So, I think you were right. 788 00:36:51,978 --> 00:36:56,176 It's irresponsible. I'm not a child. I'm calling the whole thing off. 789 00:36:56,249 --> 00:36:58,376 Oh, no, you are not. No, you can't do that. 790 00:36:58,451 --> 00:37:02,888 What I mean to say is that by following this thing through a bit... 791 00:37:02,955 --> 00:37:06,083 if it might not be the most constructive path to take. 792 00:37:06,159 --> 00:37:07,148 Constructive? 793 00:37:07,226 --> 00:37:11,026 In that you have always had a problem finishing things. 794 00:37:11,097 --> 00:37:13,292 You're right. I... I'm curious. 795 00:37:13,366 --> 00:37:16,233 - Mm-hmm. - I do want to meet him. 796 00:37:16,302 --> 00:37:17,792 I must be crazy. 797 00:37:17,870 --> 00:37:20,134 Oh, no, honey. You know we don't use the "C" word. 798 00:37:20,206 --> 00:37:21,639 Sorry. 799 00:37:21,707 --> 00:37:22,969 All right, Emily... 800 00:37:23,042 --> 00:37:25,203 All right, I want to know everything, OK? 801 00:37:25,278 --> 00:37:28,076 I'm going to go ahead and give you my home phone number. 802 00:37:28,147 --> 00:37:29,409 You memorize it. You call me... 803 00:37:29,482 --> 00:37:33,475 if there is any new information at all at any time. 804 00:37:33,553 --> 00:37:34,713 Doctor, are you sure? 805 00:37:34,787 --> 00:37:37,085 Yes. Are you kidding? I'm a professional, OK? 806 00:37:37,156 --> 00:37:43,254 You just keep your mind open, and you keep me informed of everything. 807 00:37:43,329 --> 00:37:46,355 All right, Lauren, round two. Let's go. 808 00:37:46,432 --> 00:37:47,899 All right, I know this is your favorite. 809 00:37:47,967 --> 00:37:50,663 Ha ha ha. I am good at it, I have to admit. 810 00:37:50,736 --> 00:37:51,964 Mm-hmm. 811 00:37:52,038 --> 00:37:54,666 All right, well, let's see what you got. 812 00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:57,971 - Let's turn it up. - Mm-hmm. 813 00:37:58,044 --> 00:37:59,238 - OK. - You doing OK? 814 00:37:59,312 --> 00:38:00,939 Yeah, good. 815 00:38:02,982 --> 00:38:05,177 My mom likes to go at your pace, too. 816 00:38:06,285 --> 00:38:07,843 Oh, OK. All right. 817 00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:09,615 - Yeah? - OK. 818 00:38:12,925 --> 00:38:14,586 You're lucky I can't get you out on that track. 819 00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:15,718 I would just kill you. 820 00:38:15,795 --> 00:38:17,820 Ha ha. That's what you think. 821 00:38:17,897 --> 00:38:20,388 Give me some strong kicks for Darryl. 822 00:38:20,466 --> 00:38:22,627 Come on, he deserves it. 823 00:38:22,702 --> 00:38:23,862 Yeah. That was a good one. 824 00:38:23,936 --> 00:38:25,995 That was it. Stronger. 825 00:38:26,072 --> 00:38:28,040 Yes. That was great. 826 00:38:28,107 --> 00:38:31,873 Yes. All right, that was nice and high, but that's OK. That was high. 827 00:38:31,944 --> 00:38:33,844 - OK. - All right. 828 00:38:33,913 --> 00:38:35,312 Yes. 829 00:38:37,550 --> 00:38:39,643 - Ha ha! - Is that all you got? 830 00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:42,313 Is that all I got? OK. I'm just warming up. 831 00:38:45,958 --> 00:38:47,687 You can do better than that. 832 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,318 OK. 833 00:38:54,433 --> 00:38:55,832 Aah! 834 00:38:55,902 --> 00:38:57,335 Lauren? 835 00:39:19,725 --> 00:39:22,216 Mm-mmm. 836 00:39:22,295 --> 00:39:25,128 # So many times I've pictured you, yeah # 837 00:39:25,197 --> 00:39:26,494 Sorry I'm late. 838 00:39:26,566 --> 00:39:28,500 No problem. Any trouble finding it? 839 00:39:28,568 --> 00:39:30,536 No, no. Your directions were great. 840 00:39:30,603 --> 00:39:32,696 - Are you ready? - Yes. 841 00:39:35,708 --> 00:39:36,766 Now, this house... 842 00:39:36,842 --> 00:39:39,436 # Making words I shouldn't say # 843 00:39:39,512 --> 00:39:42,777 # Baby, I'm dreaming about # 844 00:39:42,848 --> 00:39:45,578 # Getting intimate with you # 845 00:39:45,651 --> 00:39:48,051 # Sharing a moment together # 846 00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,384 # Can you feel it, too # 847 00:39:50,456 --> 00:39:51,388 # Oh, oh # 848 00:39:51,457 --> 00:39:53,391 # Shouldn't keep it inside # 849 00:39:53,459 --> 00:39:56,053 # Couldn't hurt to let you know # 850 00:39:56,128 --> 00:39:59,154 # What you're feelin', girl # 851 00:39:59,231 --> 00:40:00,198 # Should I let it show # 852 00:40:00,266 --> 00:40:02,632 And here's the fireplace... 853 00:40:02,702 --> 00:40:05,432 which comes complete with its own dragons. 854 00:40:06,973 --> 00:40:09,464 You are so cute. 855 00:40:09,542 --> 00:40:12,272 Uh... ahem. 856 00:40:12,345 --> 00:40:14,006 How about we go outside? I want to show you... 857 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:18,744 the most amazing view of Los Angeles. 858 00:40:18,818 --> 00:40:20,479 # All I got to do is close my eyes # 859 00:40:20,553 --> 00:40:23,852 # And you're next to me, yeah # 860 00:40:23,923 --> 00:40:27,825 # Now I question my desire # 861 00:40:27,893 --> 00:40:30,794 # Is it just to me inside # 862 00:40:31,097 --> 00:40:34,533 # And feel the passion fire # 863 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,330 # Is it more # 864 00:40:37,403 --> 00:40:39,769 # Am I ready to believe # 865 00:40:39,839 --> 00:40:42,034 I hope you don't think I'm being too forward... 866 00:40:42,108 --> 00:40:45,168 I'm sure this happens to you all the time... 867 00:40:45,244 --> 00:40:47,644 but I was wondering, if you had a free evening... 868 00:40:47,713 --> 00:40:49,510 I'd love to take you to a comedy club. 869 00:40:49,582 --> 00:40:52,380 - I love to laugh. - Great. 870 00:40:52,451 --> 00:40:55,249 Um, I'm free next Saturday, if that works for you. 871 00:40:55,321 --> 00:40:57,983 It works fine. I guess I should call you. 872 00:40:58,057 --> 00:41:00,821 Oh, here. 873 00:41:00,893 --> 00:41:02,451 Perfect. Saturday night, then. 874 00:41:02,528 --> 00:41:05,053 Mm-hmm. Can't wait. 875 00:41:05,131 --> 00:41:06,428 I'll call you. 876 00:41:06,499 --> 00:41:08,228 # What I never had to tell you # 877 00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:10,928 # You're my fantasy, fantasy # 878 00:41:11,003 --> 00:41:12,027 # Tell me why # 879 00:41:12,104 --> 00:41:13,867 # All I got to do is close my eyes # 880 00:41:13,939 --> 00:41:16,305 # And you're all that I can see # 881 00:41:16,375 --> 00:41:17,307 # Oh, girl # 882 00:41:17,376 --> 00:41:18,843 Whoo. Mmm. 883 00:41:18,911 --> 00:41:20,845 # You're my fantasy # 884 00:41:30,856 --> 00:41:34,019 # I like the way you do it, the way you ride # 885 00:41:34,093 --> 00:41:36,891 # I like the way you lock on to the groove when I'm inside # 886 00:41:36,962 --> 00:41:38,520 # I like the way you please # 887 00:41:38,597 --> 00:41:39,757 # The way you tease # 888 00:41:39,832 --> 00:41:42,699 # I like the way you're givin' me exactly what I need # 889 00:41:42,768 --> 00:41:44,201 # I like the way you do it # 890 00:41:44,270 --> 00:41:45,669 # The way you ride # 891 00:41:45,738 --> 00:41:49,003 # I like the way you lock on to the groove when I'm inside # 892 00:41:49,075 --> 00:41:50,133 # I like the way you please # 893 00:41:50,209 --> 00:41:52,200 # The way you tease... # 894 00:41:52,278 --> 00:41:53,540 So, how's your game? 895 00:41:53,612 --> 00:41:56,137 You're not going to believe what's been happening to me, man... 896 00:41:56,215 --> 00:41:57,705 but I know you can appreciate it. 897 00:41:57,783 --> 00:41:58,977 Ohh. 898 00:41:59,051 --> 00:42:02,316 So, this... this whole thing started about, what, ten days ago, right? 899 00:42:02,388 --> 00:42:05,380 I just closed on this property. I'm feeling good. 900 00:42:05,458 --> 00:42:06,982 I decided to treat myself to lunch... 901 00:42:07,059 --> 00:42:09,823 at this nice trendy spot on Ocean... you know... 902 00:42:09,895 --> 00:42:10,862 where your waitress friend used to work. 903 00:42:10,930 --> 00:42:12,693 We don't have to talk about that. 904 00:42:12,765 --> 00:42:15,165 Cool, because I usually just grab a sandwich somewhere. 905 00:42:15,234 --> 00:42:16,201 But you were... 906 00:42:16,268 --> 00:42:17,360 - celebrating. - Celebrating. 907 00:42:17,436 --> 00:42:19,028 Exactly, my brother. 908 00:42:23,342 --> 00:42:25,310 If the light's on... 909 00:42:25,377 --> 00:42:27,470 and you're not ready... 910 00:42:27,546 --> 00:42:32,108 they will take your ass for a ride every time, OK? 911 00:42:32,184 --> 00:42:33,583 Words to live by. 912 00:42:33,652 --> 00:42:34,676 - Hey. - Hey. 913 00:42:34,754 --> 00:42:36,016 Sorry I'm late. Mwah! 914 00:42:36,088 --> 00:42:37,749 I just had to fire my bartender. 915 00:42:37,823 --> 00:42:39,051 Joe? 916 00:42:39,125 --> 00:42:40,854 - Really? - Yeah. 917 00:42:40,926 --> 00:42:44,089 - God, I need a drink. - Oh, me, too. 918 00:42:44,163 --> 00:42:45,357 Waiter! 919 00:42:46,465 --> 00:42:48,695 Mmm. I agree, I agree. 920 00:42:48,768 --> 00:42:51,430 Maybe you haven't met the right man yet. 921 00:42:51,504 --> 00:42:53,563 Well, I'll say this. 922 00:42:53,639 --> 00:42:56,199 There isn't one man out there... 923 00:42:56,275 --> 00:42:58,004 that I couldn't have if I really wanted him. 924 00:42:58,077 --> 00:42:59,442 What? 925 00:42:59,512 --> 00:43:01,412 I don't think men are that predictable. 926 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:02,572 I do. 927 00:43:02,648 --> 00:43:06,243 All right, fine. What about... him? 928 00:43:06,318 --> 00:43:08,343 - Him? - Yeah. 929 00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:10,980 Oh, let's be real. That's not even a challenge. 930 00:43:11,056 --> 00:43:12,148 - OK. - All right. 931 00:43:12,224 --> 00:43:15,125 - What about... - Emily, they're all the same. 932 00:43:15,194 --> 00:43:18,527 That's a bit simplistic, isn't it? I mean, they can't all be the same. 933 00:43:18,597 --> 00:43:20,326 Well, let's find out. 934 00:43:20,399 --> 00:43:23,334 What do you ladies say to a wager? 935 00:43:23,402 --> 00:43:25,529 - What kind of wager? - A simple one. 936 00:43:25,604 --> 00:43:28,903 I say any man can be seduced, no ifs, ands, or buts. 937 00:43:28,974 --> 00:43:30,498 Agreed. So? 938 00:43:30,576 --> 00:43:31,634 We'll think of it as a game. 939 00:43:31,710 --> 00:43:34,702 We pick a man completely at random, a total stranger... 940 00:43:34,780 --> 00:43:37,146 and we each take turns attempting to seduce him. 941 00:43:37,216 --> 00:43:38,649 And to make it more interesting... 942 00:43:38,717 --> 00:43:41,948 we each have only one night, one shot to get the job done. 943 00:43:42,021 --> 00:43:44,819 - Who said that? - You're kidding, right? This is a joke. 944 00:43:44,890 --> 00:43:45,857 I've got it. 945 00:43:45,925 --> 00:43:48,485 The first one through the door. 946 00:43:48,561 --> 00:43:49,528 Yeah. 947 00:43:49,595 --> 00:43:51,426 That's pretty random. Why not? 948 00:43:51,497 --> 00:43:52,464 So, when do we begin? 949 00:43:52,531 --> 00:43:55,796 I say right now. 950 00:44:07,513 --> 00:44:09,276 Aah! 951 00:44:15,454 --> 00:44:19,390 Excuse me! Watch out! Aah! 952 00:44:22,127 --> 00:44:23,151 Aw! 953 00:44:23,229 --> 00:44:25,561 Whoo! Whew! 954 00:44:30,302 --> 00:44:32,202 - Hey. - Mr. Sellers. 955 00:44:32,271 --> 00:44:34,671 Hey, you may be approached by a lady asking about me... 956 00:44:34,740 --> 00:44:38,267 and if you are, this is what I need you to say. 957 00:44:38,344 --> 00:44:40,938 # I like the way you lock on to the groove when I'm inside # 958 00:44:41,013 --> 00:44:42,412 # I like the way you please # 959 00:44:42,481 --> 00:44:43,914 # The way you tease # 960 00:44:43,983 --> 00:44:46,417 # I like the way you're giving me exactly what I need # 961 00:44:46,485 --> 00:44:48,180 Come on, do you think I'm drunk? 962 00:44:48,254 --> 00:44:49,653 You bullshittin', right? 963 00:44:49,722 --> 00:44:52,020 You making all this up to torture me. 964 00:44:52,091 --> 00:44:53,820 Would I lie to you, man? 965 00:44:53,893 --> 00:44:55,554 Hold up. It don't stop there. 966 00:44:55,628 --> 00:44:57,960 So, like, a few days go by. 967 00:44:58,030 --> 00:44:59,725 Nothing happens, so I'm figuring... 968 00:44:59,798 --> 00:45:03,165 maybe these ladies had a few too many martinis, and they forgot. 969 00:45:03,235 --> 00:45:04,202 And then... 970 00:45:04,270 --> 00:45:05,237 - Ooh! - Oh! 971 00:45:05,304 --> 00:45:06,737 - I am so sorry. - Oh, man. 972 00:45:06,805 --> 00:45:09,399 - Let me help you out. - You know what? No problem. I got it. 973 00:45:09,475 --> 00:45:12,911 - OK. - Oh, I'm such a klutz. 974 00:45:13,946 --> 00:45:15,971 Are you sure it was actually her? You said you really didn't see them. 975 00:45:16,015 --> 00:45:18,245 Believe me, I managed to get a good look... 976 00:45:18,317 --> 00:45:19,511 when I walked through the front, OK? 977 00:45:19,585 --> 00:45:21,052 It was her for sure. 978 00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,987 So, we made a date for dinner, and as you can imagine... 979 00:45:24,056 --> 00:45:26,388 I'm feeling pretty good about things right now. 980 00:45:26,458 --> 00:45:28,289 - Ha ha. - It's not fair. 981 00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:29,759 What's not fair? 982 00:45:29,828 --> 00:45:31,523 It's happening to you and not me. 983 00:45:31,597 --> 00:45:34,361 What can I say? God loves me, J. 984 00:45:34,433 --> 00:45:35,661 Don't play like that. 985 00:45:35,734 --> 00:45:37,258 So, where y'all go? 986 00:45:37,336 --> 00:45:39,770 I took her to this sexy place on Melrose. 987 00:45:39,838 --> 00:45:41,169 I knew she'd like that. 988 00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:44,607 But let me explain. This woman isn't just beautiful, man. 989 00:45:44,677 --> 00:45:45,666 She's radiant. 990 00:45:45,744 --> 00:45:49,077 And she's a professional actress, so she got to be fine. 991 00:45:49,148 --> 00:45:51,139 Anyway, she's flirting. 992 00:45:51,216 --> 00:45:54,947 She's bumping her leg on my leg under the table or whatever, you know? 993 00:45:55,020 --> 00:45:56,885 And not enough to be obvious... 994 00:45:56,956 --> 00:45:59,117 but just enough to keep a man playing close attention. 995 00:45:59,191 --> 00:46:00,215 Right, right, right. 996 00:46:00,292 --> 00:46:02,783 So, this is where I take it over the top. 997 00:46:02,861 --> 00:46:05,489 I make up this story about my fiancée... 998 00:46:05,564 --> 00:46:08,124 and how she dumped me for my best friend. 999 00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:11,966 And I'm practically in tears, and I know it's bullshit. 1000 00:46:12,037 --> 00:46:13,800 Denzel ain't got nothing on me, dawg. 1001 00:46:13,872 --> 00:46:16,466 That's my boy! 1002 00:46:16,542 --> 00:46:19,568 So, what happened after dinner? 1003 00:46:19,645 --> 00:46:21,704 Boy, where has the time gone? 1004 00:46:21,780 --> 00:46:23,304 You know, J, I got to get out of here. 1005 00:46:23,382 --> 00:46:24,644 Hey, look, look, don't play, OK? 1006 00:46:24,717 --> 00:46:27,242 You ain't going nowhere. What happened? Tell me. 1007 00:46:27,319 --> 00:46:29,913 She practically ripped my clothes off. 1008 00:46:29,989 --> 00:46:31,820 Uh-uh. 1009 00:46:31,890 --> 00:46:33,881 She came out the bathroom. 1010 00:46:33,959 --> 00:46:35,824 She's standing there in her bra and panties... 1011 00:46:35,894 --> 00:46:38,522 looking like she stepped out of Victoria's Secret. 1012 00:46:38,597 --> 00:46:39,655 Ooh. 1013 00:46:39,732 --> 00:46:42,257 Tyra Banks on steroids, everything matching. 1014 00:46:42,334 --> 00:46:43,699 Sweet toes. 1015 00:46:43,769 --> 00:46:45,964 Ooh. Sweet toes? 1016 00:46:46,038 --> 00:46:49,166 I'm, like, you know, "Maybe... Maybe we should wait." 1017 00:46:49,241 --> 00:46:51,334 She's, like, "I want you naked now." 1018 00:46:51,410 --> 00:46:54,379 Whoa. And then what? 1019 00:46:54,446 --> 00:46:56,710 - You really want to know? - Yes, I do. 1020 00:46:56,782 --> 00:46:59,683 Whew. How long you been knowing me, man? 1021 00:46:59,752 --> 00:47:00,844 A long time. 1022 00:47:00,919 --> 00:47:03,479 And you could say roughly I'm an experienced guy, right? 1023 00:47:03,555 --> 00:47:05,113 Yeah. 1024 00:47:06,225 --> 00:47:09,126 Let me be honest, J. We did things. 1025 00:47:09,194 --> 00:47:12,186 Such as? 1026 00:47:12,264 --> 00:47:16,030 - Things. - What kind of things? 1027 00:47:16,101 --> 00:47:18,968 I'm freaked out just thinking about it right now, man. 1028 00:47:19,038 --> 00:47:20,198 Well, try hard. 1029 00:47:20,272 --> 00:47:24,709 Let me just say, we... we invented new positions. 1030 00:47:24,777 --> 00:47:27,405 I need to see my chiropractor right now. 1031 00:47:27,479 --> 00:47:29,674 How many? 1032 00:47:29,748 --> 00:47:32,649 Josh, a real gentleman does not tell his business. 1033 00:47:32,718 --> 00:47:34,709 Then you should have no problem, Mark. 1034 00:47:34,787 --> 00:47:36,118 Whatever. 1035 00:47:36,188 --> 00:47:40,249 Anyway, what she didn't know was, when she went in the bathroom... 1036 00:47:40,325 --> 00:47:43,522 I found the video camera which I knew would be there. 1037 00:47:43,595 --> 00:47:45,256 She hid the camera? 1038 00:47:45,330 --> 00:47:48,663 Amazing how devious some people can be, huh? 1039 00:47:48,734 --> 00:47:50,031 Yeah. 1040 00:47:50,102 --> 00:47:51,694 So, I unplugged the video cable. 1041 00:47:51,770 --> 00:47:54,568 Are you sure you didn't dream all this? 1042 00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:56,665 Dream? It was real. 1043 00:47:56,742 --> 00:47:59,734 I've already met bachelorette number two. 1044 00:47:59,812 --> 00:48:02,372 She pretended to be in the market for a house... 1045 00:48:02,448 --> 00:48:05,144 so I gave her a guided tour. 1046 00:48:05,217 --> 00:48:06,548 Ha ha! 1047 00:48:06,618 --> 00:48:09,280 Smart girl. 1048 00:48:09,354 --> 00:48:10,685 So, what did she look like? 1049 00:48:10,756 --> 00:48:12,724 Whoo! Mmm, mmm, mmm. 1050 00:48:12,791 --> 00:48:14,759 - Like that? - Like that. 1051 00:48:14,827 --> 00:48:15,953 Mmm. 1052 00:48:16,028 --> 00:48:18,929 - Whew. - I can't believe it. 1053 00:48:18,997 --> 00:48:21,761 - So, when's the next date? - This Saturday. 1054 00:48:21,834 --> 00:48:25,861 I would say, "Wish me luck," but there's really no need to... 1055 00:48:25,938 --> 00:48:29,738 because as you can see, I'm doing well. Ha ha! 1056 00:48:29,808 --> 00:48:32,174 Don't do that. Don't hate, Jack. 1057 00:48:32,244 --> 00:48:36,078 Um, any chance of you and Kim getting back together? 1058 00:48:37,983 --> 00:48:41,646 - Yeah. - I mean, I don't like being by myself. 1059 00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:44,621 And late at night... 1060 00:48:44,690 --> 00:48:46,123 when I'm at home... 1061 00:48:46,191 --> 00:48:48,284 man, I've been overusing my palm pilot. 1062 00:48:54,199 --> 00:48:55,166 Uhh. 1063 00:48:55,234 --> 00:48:58,726 I'm serious. I'm starting to get arthritis in both hands. 1064 00:48:58,804 --> 00:49:01,967 That's too much information, J. I don't need to know all that, man. 1065 00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,440 There's nothing wrong with pleasuring yourself, Mark. 1066 00:49:04,510 --> 00:49:06,000 Check. Ahem. 1067 00:49:06,078 --> 00:49:07,739 I'm only human, OK? 1068 00:49:07,813 --> 00:49:10,407 And I got sexual needs that's got to be satisfied. 1069 00:49:10,482 --> 00:49:12,916 Check! Any check, please. 1070 00:49:12,985 --> 00:49:15,249 - I got a callus on this one right here. - Help! 1071 00:49:18,790 --> 00:49:23,693 OK. If you ever fall in love with a young boy, and he drop you... 1072 00:49:23,762 --> 00:49:25,320 I'm going to tell you how you get back at him. 1073 00:49:25,397 --> 00:49:28,025 Have sex with his father. 1074 00:49:28,100 --> 00:49:30,227 Oh, that'll hurt him, that'll hurt him. 1075 00:49:30,302 --> 00:49:32,293 He come home from the club late one night. 1076 00:49:32,371 --> 00:49:33,531 His father got one of them... 1077 00:49:33,605 --> 00:49:36,506 old Bobby Womack, Gene Chandler records on. 1078 00:49:36,575 --> 00:49:40,477 He figures Daddy in there having sex with Sister Jenkins from the church. 1079 00:49:40,546 --> 00:49:42,980 That's when I come bouncing out, look at him... 1080 00:49:43,048 --> 00:49:44,174 and go, "Your daddy said take the garbage out... 1081 00:49:44,249 --> 00:49:46,513 before you go to bed." 1082 00:49:46,585 --> 00:49:49,884 That'll kill him. 1083 00:49:49,955 --> 00:49:51,388 When he's busy, I'm easy. 1084 00:49:51,456 --> 00:49:53,583 You can have sex with me on the hood of a car. 1085 00:49:53,659 --> 00:49:55,923 You just need to keep the car running, so my back don't get cold. 1086 00:49:55,994 --> 00:49:57,655 I'm easy like that. 1087 00:49:58,864 --> 00:50:02,994 Mmm! And then, ladies, you need to fix yourself up. 1088 00:50:03,068 --> 00:50:04,467 You need to look good. Why? 1089 00:50:04,536 --> 00:50:07,198 Because when you look good, you feel good. 1090 00:50:07,272 --> 00:50:08,796 Wear some damn makeup. 1091 00:50:08,874 --> 00:50:10,671 I know I got to wear makeup, because without makeup... 1092 00:50:10,742 --> 00:50:12,300 I look exactly like Wesley Snipes. 1093 00:50:12,377 --> 00:50:13,810 Wear some makeup. 1094 00:50:13,879 --> 00:50:16,177 Shut up, shut up, shut up. 1095 00:50:16,248 --> 00:50:18,341 Look at the white people going, "I knew I knew her. 1096 00:50:18,417 --> 00:50:21,716 Either she was in Blade, or..." 1097 00:50:21,787 --> 00:50:23,015 Ha ha! 1098 00:50:23,088 --> 00:50:24,350 Ladies... 1099 00:50:24,423 --> 00:50:26,857 we need to stop playing games with our love. 1100 00:50:26,925 --> 00:50:29,120 Y'all know what I'm talking about. Y'all know what game I'm talking about. 1101 00:50:29,194 --> 00:50:32,027 You go out with a good man. He a decent man. 1102 00:50:32,097 --> 00:50:34,588 You done ate up all the steak and lobster. 1103 00:50:34,666 --> 00:50:36,361 Then when it's time to have sex... 1104 00:50:36,435 --> 00:50:39,927 you want to talk about Jesus and the direction of your life. 1105 00:50:40,005 --> 00:50:42,701 You's a trick-ass bitch. 1106 00:50:44,376 --> 00:50:46,310 You know why? Because you're messing it up... 1107 00:50:46,378 --> 00:50:49,006 for decent hos like myself. 1108 00:50:49,081 --> 00:50:52,983 See, when a man get his feelings hurt, he don't change for the better. 1109 00:50:53,051 --> 00:50:55,144 He change for the worse... 1110 00:50:55,220 --> 00:50:59,418 so when I go out with him, now he's a bitter bastard. 1111 00:50:59,491 --> 00:51:01,049 Now I can barely get... 1112 00:51:01,126 --> 00:51:03,788 a Happy Meal and Snicker bar out this bitter bastard... 1113 00:51:03,862 --> 00:51:06,524 and it's all your fault. 1114 00:51:06,598 --> 00:51:08,065 It's not right. 1115 00:51:08,133 --> 00:51:10,863 Stop messing with your man while he watching TV. 1116 00:51:10,936 --> 00:51:12,528 Give your man his space. 1117 00:51:12,604 --> 00:51:16,438 When your man is watching TV, fix him some snacks and get out the way. 1118 00:51:16,508 --> 00:51:19,500 Don't try to talk to your man while he watching TV. 1119 00:51:19,578 --> 00:51:24,481 Never ask your man this question... "What you thinking 'bout?" 1120 00:51:24,549 --> 00:51:27,950 You know why? He can't tell you what he thinking about... 1121 00:51:28,020 --> 00:51:29,783 when you say, "What you thinkin' 'bout?" 1122 00:51:29,855 --> 00:51:30,879 Because you know what he want to say? 1123 00:51:30,956 --> 00:51:32,617 "I was thinking you need to get your ass... 1124 00:51:32,691 --> 00:51:35,285 "out of the front of the damn TV while I'm trying to watch the game... 1125 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:36,520 "but I can't say that to you... 1126 00:51:36,595 --> 00:51:37,653 "because I'm going to want to have sex with you... 1127 00:51:37,729 --> 00:51:40,254 in about twenty minutes when the game go off." 1128 00:51:43,702 --> 00:51:46,637 Owning a restaurant, that's exciting. 1129 00:51:46,705 --> 00:51:47,672 Not always. 1130 00:51:47,739 --> 00:51:49,400 Dealing with the staff... 1131 00:51:49,474 --> 00:51:51,908 the chef, waiters, the busboys, bartenders. 1132 00:51:51,977 --> 00:51:54,309 - Quality is everything. - Mmm. 1133 00:51:54,379 --> 00:51:56,438 The restaurant business is very competitive. 1134 00:51:56,515 --> 00:51:59,507 Sounds like a lot of responsibility. You must be good at it. 1135 00:51:59,584 --> 00:52:01,609 I am... 1136 00:52:01,687 --> 00:52:03,746 but it's no longer my real passion. 1137 00:52:03,822 --> 00:52:07,849 So, what is Lauren's real passion? 1138 00:52:07,926 --> 00:52:10,053 I recently became involved with the homeless. 1139 00:52:10,128 --> 00:52:13,757 You know, fundraising, building awareness. 1140 00:52:13,832 --> 00:52:17,768 When I think of people going hungry, it breaks my heart. 1141 00:52:17,836 --> 00:52:19,201 Whew. 1142 00:52:19,271 --> 00:52:22,798 I've done well for myself, and I want to give something back. 1143 00:52:22,874 --> 00:52:24,171 That reminds me. I have some friends... 1144 00:52:24,242 --> 00:52:26,233 who volunteer at the mission downtown... 1145 00:52:26,311 --> 00:52:27,972 and they hand out meals. 1146 00:52:28,046 --> 00:52:29,104 They're out there helping out. 1147 00:52:29,181 --> 00:52:33,117 How about you and I go down there together so you can meet them? 1148 00:52:33,185 --> 00:52:34,516 I'd love to. 1149 00:52:40,559 --> 00:52:42,356 What's wrong? 1150 00:52:42,427 --> 00:52:45,885 Ohh. I may have had one drink too many. Mmm. 1151 00:52:45,964 --> 00:52:47,898 Headache? 1152 00:52:47,966 --> 00:52:49,126 A little. 1153 00:52:49,201 --> 00:52:52,796 Ooh. You wouldn't be disappointed if we made it an early night? 1154 00:52:52,871 --> 00:52:55,101 No! I mean, it's just that... 1155 00:52:55,173 --> 00:52:59,473 I'm having such a wonderful time tonight. 1156 00:52:59,544 --> 00:53:02,911 Get me some aspirin... extra strength. 1157 00:53:04,282 --> 00:53:06,477 I really don't want you to go. 1158 00:53:06,551 --> 00:53:07,711 You don't? 1159 00:53:07,786 --> 00:53:10,914 I thought we were, you know, connecting. 1160 00:53:10,989 --> 00:53:12,513 Was I wrong? 1161 00:53:12,591 --> 00:53:14,286 No, no, no, not at all. 1162 00:53:14,359 --> 00:53:15,656 Mmm. 1163 00:53:20,465 --> 00:53:22,399 Oh, yeah. 1164 00:53:24,669 --> 00:53:26,330 Ah. 1165 00:53:26,405 --> 00:53:28,600 Oh, that feels great. 1166 00:53:28,673 --> 00:53:31,540 Mmm, mmm. 1167 00:53:31,610 --> 00:53:33,908 Mmm. 1168 00:53:33,979 --> 00:53:35,310 How's the headache? 1169 00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:36,472 What headache? 1170 00:53:36,548 --> 00:53:37,537 Ha ha. 1171 00:53:37,616 --> 00:53:40,084 God, that feels good. 1172 00:53:40,152 --> 00:53:41,619 I know. 1173 00:53:41,686 --> 00:53:44,211 You are so tense. 1174 00:53:44,289 --> 00:53:46,223 - Am I? - Yeah. 1175 00:53:46,291 --> 00:53:47,622 You're all knotted up. 1176 00:53:47,692 --> 00:53:48,989 Mmm. 1177 00:53:49,060 --> 00:53:51,051 You must have a lot of stress in your life. 1178 00:53:51,129 --> 00:53:52,756 Mm-hmm. 1179 00:53:52,831 --> 00:53:54,196 Mmm. 1180 00:53:54,266 --> 00:53:57,963 Oh, you poor baby. 1181 00:53:58,036 --> 00:54:02,473 I want you to know that I don't normally do this on a first date. 1182 00:54:02,541 --> 00:54:05,203 Thank you. 1183 00:54:05,277 --> 00:54:07,302 Now, what about your back? 1184 00:54:07,379 --> 00:54:12,112 Mmm. Yeah, it's broke, it's broke. It's... It's really broke. 1185 00:54:16,288 --> 00:54:17,812 Do you mind if I take this off? 1186 00:54:17,889 --> 00:54:21,086 No. I mean, if you must. 1187 00:54:21,159 --> 00:54:23,719 I'll be right back. 1188 00:54:23,795 --> 00:54:25,729 Why don't you take that shirt off? 1189 00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:30,100 - Ah. - For the massage. 1190 00:54:30,168 --> 00:54:32,762 Right, right. 1191 00:54:35,574 --> 00:54:36,836 Whew. 1192 00:54:40,412 --> 00:54:42,676 OK, let's see what's goin' on. 1193 00:54:44,850 --> 00:54:46,545 Ha ha ha! 1194 00:54:46,618 --> 00:54:49,610 Uh-huh. Yeah. 1195 00:54:49,688 --> 00:54:51,178 # Come on # 1196 00:54:51,256 --> 00:54:53,884 # Hey there, sugar darlin' # 1197 00:54:53,959 --> 00:54:56,052 # Let me tell you somethin' # 1198 00:54:56,127 --> 00:55:00,689 # Girl, I've been tryin' to say, now # 1199 00:55:00,765 --> 00:55:02,824 # You look so sweet # 1200 00:55:02,901 --> 00:55:05,335 # And you're so doggone fine # 1201 00:55:05,403 --> 00:55:08,304 # I just can't get you out of my mind... # 1202 00:55:08,373 --> 00:55:10,568 Oh! Ha ha ha! 1203 00:55:10,642 --> 00:55:11,700 Ohh. 1204 00:55:12,811 --> 00:55:14,608 Whoo. 1205 00:55:14,679 --> 00:55:16,704 Mmm. 1206 00:55:16,781 --> 00:55:19,944 Ohh. You know what? You really have the touch. 1207 00:55:20,018 --> 00:55:21,815 Heh heh. 1208 00:55:21,887 --> 00:55:23,514 I have an idea. 1209 00:55:23,588 --> 00:55:25,180 You want me to strip for you? 1210 00:55:25,257 --> 00:55:26,952 Why don't I? 1211 00:55:27,025 --> 00:55:28,617 That works for me. 1212 00:55:28,693 --> 00:55:30,957 Heh heh heh. 1213 00:55:32,264 --> 00:55:34,562 Ahh. 1214 00:55:34,633 --> 00:55:37,397 Mm-mm-mmm. 1215 00:55:38,970 --> 00:55:41,268 # Groove me, baby # 1216 00:55:41,339 --> 00:55:44,740 OK. Ohh, yeah. 1217 00:55:44,809 --> 00:55:47,277 # Oh, yeah, now, now, darlin' # 1218 00:55:47,345 --> 00:55:50,746 # Uhh, come on, come on # 1219 00:55:50,815 --> 00:55:52,248 # Hey! Uhh! # 1220 00:55:52,317 --> 00:55:54,342 Mm-mm-mmm. 1221 00:55:55,554 --> 00:55:56,578 Oww. 1222 00:55:56,655 --> 00:55:59,419 Ha ha ha! 1223 00:55:59,491 --> 00:56:00,651 Mm. 1224 00:56:01,826 --> 00:56:04,056 # Here's some good, good lovin' # 1225 00:56:04,129 --> 00:56:07,895 Mm. All right, woman. Mm! 1226 00:56:07,966 --> 00:56:09,160 Mm-mm-mmm. 1227 00:56:10,635 --> 00:56:12,933 I want to make love to you. 1228 00:56:13,004 --> 00:56:14,665 OK. 1229 00:56:14,739 --> 00:56:17,708 # You don't need no company # 1230 00:56:17,776 --> 00:56:19,744 - Ha! - Ha! 1231 00:56:19,811 --> 00:56:21,438 # No other man, no other girl # 1232 00:56:22,314 --> 00:56:23,542 What's that? 1233 00:56:23,615 --> 00:56:26,448 I hope you don't mind. I love taping it. 1234 00:56:26,518 --> 00:56:28,349 Taping it? Hold up. Hold... Hold... Hold... 1235 00:56:28,420 --> 00:56:29,785 I've never done that before. 1236 00:56:29,854 --> 00:56:32,948 Oh. I really get off on it. 1237 00:56:34,326 --> 00:56:37,887 Look, Lauren, I'm really shy, all right? 1238 00:56:37,963 --> 00:56:41,558 I find it very arousing... 1239 00:56:41,633 --> 00:56:43,396 like an aphrodisiac. 1240 00:56:43,468 --> 00:56:47,461 To be honest, I'd rather this be off-camera. 1241 00:56:47,539 --> 00:56:48,563 You understand? 1242 00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:51,131 Please? 1243 00:56:53,311 --> 00:56:54,903 Well... 1244 00:56:54,980 --> 00:56:57,574 there's a first time for everything. 1245 00:56:57,649 --> 00:57:00,243 I should be open to new experiences, right? 1246 00:57:00,318 --> 00:57:03,219 Yes! You won't regret it. 1247 00:57:03,288 --> 00:57:05,085 - Well, turn the damn thing on. - Whoo! 1248 00:57:05,156 --> 00:57:07,556 - Ha ha ha! - Ohh. 1249 00:57:07,626 --> 00:57:08,650 Heh heh heh. 1250 00:57:10,562 --> 00:57:13,326 - I must be dreamin'. - Mm-hmm. 1251 00:57:13,398 --> 00:57:15,332 Come on, baby. 1252 00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:17,561 Ha ha ha! Whoo! 1253 00:57:17,636 --> 00:57:18,603 # Come on, come on # 1254 00:57:18,670 --> 00:57:19,659 Ohh! 1255 00:57:19,738 --> 00:57:22,832 # Groove me, baby # 1256 00:57:22,907 --> 00:57:25,740 # Groove me, baby # 1257 00:57:27,479 --> 00:57:29,310 I'll be right back. 1258 00:57:57,575 --> 00:57:59,304 Lauren's eye in the sky. 1259 00:57:59,377 --> 00:58:00,776 Gotta have security. 1260 00:58:02,047 --> 00:58:03,605 So, what's up? 1261 00:58:03,682 --> 00:58:07,641 My VCR at home is broken, so this is a world premiere. 1262 00:58:07,719 --> 00:58:10,745 - So, how was it? - Be patient. 1263 00:58:10,822 --> 00:58:12,585 No, I meant did you... 1264 00:58:12,657 --> 00:58:14,625 Let's just say if this was a movie... 1265 00:58:14,693 --> 00:58:17,457 it would be in the adult section of the video store. 1266 00:58:17,529 --> 00:58:18,962 - Heh heh. - Really? 1267 00:58:19,030 --> 00:58:23,160 This is something I like to call Girl Gone Wild. 1268 00:58:23,234 --> 00:58:26,169 OK, ladies. Ready? 1269 00:58:26,237 --> 00:58:27,295 Here it goes. 1270 00:58:28,606 --> 00:58:30,733 Clear! You scream it! 1271 00:58:30,809 --> 00:58:33,869 H-o-r-e! 1272 00:58:33,945 --> 00:58:35,742 What the hell's this? 1273 00:58:35,814 --> 00:58:37,543 Something's wrong. 1274 00:58:37,615 --> 00:58:39,082 I'm confused. 1275 00:58:39,150 --> 00:58:42,313 Um... which one is you? Hmm? 1276 00:58:42,387 --> 00:58:44,582 What's up with this tape? 1277 00:58:44,656 --> 00:58:48,820 I've got two words, honey... no carbs. 1278 00:58:48,893 --> 00:58:51,020 Well, maybe you switched it with a tape at home? 1279 00:58:51,096 --> 00:58:54,156 I only have one tape, Emily. 1280 00:58:54,232 --> 00:58:55,494 OK. 1281 00:58:55,567 --> 00:58:57,592 Lauren, was there a reason... 1282 00:58:57,669 --> 00:59:01,230 that you wanted us to watch The Jerry Springer Show? 1283 00:59:01,306 --> 00:59:05,367 The camera was fine. I don't... I just don't understand this. 1284 00:59:05,443 --> 00:59:07,411 The light was on, he was naked. 1285 00:59:07,479 --> 00:59:09,344 What was your favorite rule again, huh? 1286 00:59:09,414 --> 00:59:10,540 Visual proof? 1287 00:59:12,016 --> 00:59:14,177 - This is not fair. - Honey, you lost. 1288 00:59:14,252 --> 00:59:16,584 - I did not lose! - Yes, you did. 1289 00:59:16,654 --> 00:59:18,588 We did it. Twice! 1290 00:59:18,656 --> 00:59:20,055 - Twice? - Twice? 1291 00:59:20,125 --> 00:59:21,990 Well, just to make sure. 1292 00:59:22,060 --> 00:59:24,051 Well, did you tape over it or something? 1293 00:59:24,129 --> 00:59:25,960 No, no. I made sure that it was... 1294 00:59:26,030 --> 00:59:28,965 Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! 1295 00:59:29,033 --> 00:59:32,764 Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! 1296 00:59:32,837 --> 00:59:34,202 OK, you know what? 1297 00:59:34,272 --> 00:59:36,467 I think we should forget about the contest. 1298 00:59:36,541 --> 00:59:37,530 What? 1299 00:59:37,609 --> 00:59:40,169 Now? After what I've been through? 1300 00:59:40,245 --> 00:59:41,576 What about what I've been through? 1301 00:59:41,646 --> 00:59:44,581 - What about me? - What about you? 1302 00:59:44,649 --> 00:59:46,241 - You lost. - You lost, too! 1303 00:59:46,317 --> 00:59:47,341 - So? - So? 1304 00:59:47,418 --> 00:59:50,285 Ladies! We're fighting... about what? 1305 00:59:57,128 --> 00:59:59,995 Hmm. I just don't get it. 1306 01:00:05,837 --> 01:00:08,328 No, on our show... There's a "W" there. 1307 01:00:09,374 --> 01:00:11,808 I'm sorry, Jerry. 1308 01:00:11,876 --> 01:00:14,310 Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! 1309 01:00:31,763 --> 01:00:36,700 I knew it was just a matter of time before I met bachelorette number three. 1310 01:00:43,374 --> 01:00:45,968 And there she was. 1311 01:00:59,290 --> 01:01:01,884 Do you mind if I have a seat? 1312 01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:04,326 Oh, no. That's fine. 1313 01:01:11,102 --> 01:01:13,002 Do you know what time it is? 1314 01:01:15,039 --> 01:01:17,269 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1315 01:01:17,342 --> 01:01:20,311 # I made a wish # 1316 01:01:20,378 --> 01:01:22,642 # On a shooting star... # 1317 01:01:22,714 --> 01:01:24,511 - Ha ha. - Heh. 1318 01:01:24,582 --> 01:01:25,810 So, what are you reading? 1319 01:01:31,155 --> 01:01:33,623 - Ha ha ha ha! - Ha ha! 1320 01:01:33,691 --> 01:01:35,659 - Whoo! - Yeah. 1321 01:01:35,727 --> 01:01:39,561 - Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. - My friends think I'm too nice. 1322 01:01:39,631 --> 01:01:40,996 I'm sure you are. 1323 01:01:41,065 --> 01:01:43,966 Heh. Well, I don't know. 1324 01:01:44,035 --> 01:01:47,596 It's all so confusing. Who knows? 1325 01:01:47,672 --> 01:01:49,264 # Is it real # 1326 01:01:49,340 --> 01:01:53,640 # Or am I living in a fantasy? # 1327 01:01:53,711 --> 01:01:57,010 # I'll take my chances # 1328 01:01:57,081 --> 01:02:00,209 # If it's possible that miracles # 1329 01:02:00,285 --> 01:02:03,686 # Can happen if you're cynical # 1330 01:02:03,755 --> 01:02:06,121 # Someday, yeah # 1331 01:02:06,190 --> 01:02:09,921 # 'Cause something this good never lasts # 1332 01:02:09,994 --> 01:02:12,326 # Lasts forever # 1333 01:02:12,397 --> 01:02:18,427 # I want it to be the first time, baby # 1334 01:02:18,503 --> 01:02:24,408 # I'm trying to find a way to make it # 1335 01:02:24,475 --> 01:02:28,844 # Something much more than usual # 1336 01:02:28,913 --> 01:02:33,043 # Much more than usual # 1337 01:02:41,059 --> 01:02:43,926 # I search the sky # 1338 01:02:43,995 --> 01:02:47,260 # For a sign of light # 1339 01:02:47,332 --> 01:02:53,237 # While Orion aimed his arrow at oblivion # 1340 01:02:53,304 --> 01:02:56,330 # And I wonder # 1341 01:02:56,407 --> 01:02:59,205 # As the northern lights are shining # 1342 01:02:59,277 --> 01:03:02,678 # If they're bright tonight for guiding me # 1343 01:03:02,747 --> 01:03:04,874 # Somewhere # 1344 01:03:04,949 --> 01:03:07,543 # Stay by my side # 1345 01:03:07,618 --> 01:03:11,110 # I need you here with me # 1346 01:03:11,189 --> 01:03:14,022 # If they're sending out a message # 1347 01:03:14,092 --> 01:03:17,220 # That we need to know # 1348 01:03:17,295 --> 01:03:20,128 # Help me through it # 1349 01:03:20,198 --> 01:03:23,759 # If we find a way together... # 1350 01:03:24,836 --> 01:03:26,360 Hello? It's Andrea. 1351 01:03:26,437 --> 01:03:28,302 Hey, it's me. I got your message. 1352 01:03:28,373 --> 01:03:30,364 I wanted to talk to you about Emily and Mark. 1353 01:03:30,441 --> 01:03:32,272 You know they're getting together this weekend. 1354 01:03:32,343 --> 01:03:34,470 I know. I booked them a table at my place. 1355 01:03:34,545 --> 01:03:37,207 I bet you did, Little Miss Nosey. 1356 01:03:37,281 --> 01:03:41,377 Look, Emily's our girl, and you know she's really feeling Mark. 1357 01:03:41,452 --> 01:03:43,147 I don't want to see her get hurt. 1358 01:03:43,221 --> 01:03:44,188 Nor do I. 1359 01:03:44,255 --> 01:03:48,988 Good. So... I was thinking about putting an end to it. 1360 01:03:49,060 --> 01:03:50,493 How would you accomplish that? 1361 01:03:50,561 --> 01:03:53,860 Well, the only right thing to do is to call Mark and tip him off. 1362 01:03:53,931 --> 01:03:55,023 What do you think? 1363 01:03:55,099 --> 01:03:57,693 I think she's gonna beat you at your own game, and you don't like it. 1364 01:03:57,769 --> 01:04:00,363 That is not it at all, Lauren. 1365 01:04:00,438 --> 01:04:03,339 And I think you may be a little jealous. 1366 01:04:03,408 --> 01:04:06,571 Of Emily? Ha! Don't be ridiculous. You trippin'. 1367 01:04:06,644 --> 01:04:08,373 Maybe I'm wrong. 1368 01:04:08,446 --> 01:04:09,913 Oh, you're definitely wrong. 1369 01:04:09,981 --> 01:04:14,077 You're just still pissed off... about Jerry Springer, aren't you? 1370 01:04:14,152 --> 01:04:16,211 I don't understand how we both lost. 1371 01:04:16,287 --> 01:04:20,348 I was thinking the same thing. That's why I should call Mark. 1372 01:04:20,425 --> 01:04:22,689 Look, Andrea, don't do anything, OK? 1373 01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:25,695 Lauren? You're breaking up. 1374 01:04:25,763 --> 01:04:26,752 Andrea? 1375 01:04:26,831 --> 01:04:28,458 Can you hear me now? You're breaking up. 1376 01:04:28,533 --> 01:04:30,433 Call you later! 1377 01:04:32,203 --> 01:04:34,433 Unbelievable. 1378 01:04:35,807 --> 01:04:39,140 Hey, baby. Miss me? 1379 01:04:42,647 --> 01:04:44,581 Well, hi there. 1380 01:04:55,293 --> 01:04:56,351 Ooh. 1381 01:04:58,229 --> 01:05:01,494 That's my jam. Yeah. Uhh! Uhh! 1382 01:05:01,566 --> 01:05:03,557 Carlos, man. He thinks he can check me, dawg. 1383 01:05:03,634 --> 01:05:05,124 He's over here talkin' smack to me. 1384 01:05:05,203 --> 01:05:07,433 I'm gonna pull out my bag of tricks for you. 1385 01:05:07,505 --> 01:05:08,767 Gonna give you some of this Michael Jordan. 1386 01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:10,467 You want some of this Jordan? 1387 01:05:10,541 --> 01:05:14,102 Ah! Man, don't reach. You want some of that? Ha ha ha! 1388 01:05:14,178 --> 01:05:17,375 Huh? Y'all wanna see the show? Come on, y'all wanna see the show? 1389 01:05:17,448 --> 01:05:20,212 Wanna see some of that Kobe Bryant? Wanna see a little Kobe? 1390 01:05:20,284 --> 01:05:22,548 - Uhh! - Uhh! 1391 01:05:24,288 --> 01:05:27,746 You don't do that to Kobe, OK? You let Kobe go. 1392 01:05:27,825 --> 01:05:29,486 And that was a foul. 1393 01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:30,822 Check it up. 1394 01:05:33,564 --> 01:05:34,826 Hey. 1395 01:05:34,899 --> 01:05:37,390 Ha ha! Hey, Holmes. Tonight's the night. 1396 01:05:37,468 --> 01:05:38,594 Mm-hmm. 1397 01:05:38,669 --> 01:05:41,638 You don't sound too excited. It's a sure thing, right? 1398 01:05:41,706 --> 01:05:43,731 It's not that. It's just that I wish... 1399 01:05:43,808 --> 01:05:45,833 I wish I could've done this differently, that's all. 1400 01:05:45,910 --> 01:05:47,810 Man, if you ask me, you played it perfectly. 1401 01:05:47,879 --> 01:05:53,476 Did I? I'm... sorry I had to meet her this way, man. 1402 01:05:53,551 --> 01:05:55,280 They didn't know who they was dealin' with. 1403 01:05:55,353 --> 01:05:58,550 They tried to play you, remember? You're the winner. 1404 01:05:58,623 --> 01:05:59,590 Yeah. 1405 01:05:59,657 --> 01:06:01,386 So, tell her the truth. 1406 01:06:01,459 --> 01:06:03,427 And I usually don't recommend that. 1407 01:06:03,494 --> 01:06:04,961 But in this case, hey... 1408 01:06:05,029 --> 01:06:07,623 I'm in too deep, J. What am I supposed to say? 1409 01:06:07,698 --> 01:06:10,064 "Hey, Emily, I overheard your bet. 1410 01:06:10,134 --> 01:06:14,195 Had sex with your two friends, but I like you more." 1411 01:06:14,272 --> 01:06:16,137 Yeah, that don't sound too good. 1412 01:06:16,207 --> 01:06:18,607 So, what you gonna do, blow it off? 1413 01:06:18,676 --> 01:06:20,303 I mean, this is what you wanted. 1414 01:06:20,378 --> 01:06:24,974 Yeah, I thought so, too, but now I don't know, man. 1415 01:06:25,049 --> 01:06:26,983 Look, look, don't beat yourself up about it. 1416 01:06:27,051 --> 01:06:31,215 Now, you have dinner, do your business, and that's it. 1417 01:06:31,289 --> 01:06:34,122 Great advice, Josh. Really, thanks. 1418 01:06:34,192 --> 01:06:36,854 No problem. Just let me know what happens. 1419 01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:51,008 Yeah. 1420 01:06:53,044 --> 01:06:55,911 Two naughty little girls. 1421 01:07:00,318 --> 01:07:03,481 Chocolate. Chocolate. 1422 01:07:03,554 --> 01:07:05,488 Damn! 1423 01:07:05,556 --> 01:07:06,648 Hello? 1424 01:07:06,724 --> 01:07:07,986 Hey, man. What's up? 1425 01:07:08,059 --> 01:07:11,290 Aw, nothin'. Just sitting here watching Discovery Channel, that's all. 1426 01:07:11,362 --> 01:07:14,058 The Discovery Channel? What's on? 1427 01:07:14,131 --> 01:07:16,759 You know, nature. Documentaries and stuff, man. 1428 01:07:16,834 --> 01:07:17,926 Yeah. 1429 01:07:18,002 --> 01:07:20,027 And actually, it's quite fascinating. 1430 01:07:20,104 --> 01:07:21,332 Uh-huh. 1431 01:07:23,107 --> 01:07:25,940 Hold on, man. I'll be back. Somebody's at the door. 1432 01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:31,848 I'm sorry to bother you. 1433 01:07:31,916 --> 01:07:35,079 No bother at all. What can I do for you? 1434 01:07:35,152 --> 01:07:37,950 I cannot get the door open. The lock must be broken. 1435 01:07:38,022 --> 01:07:40,115 Lock be broke, lock be fixed. 1436 01:07:40,191 --> 01:07:43,558 - I'll be back. - OK. 1437 01:07:44,662 --> 01:07:46,527 I gotta go. I'll call you later. 1438 01:07:46,597 --> 01:07:47,791 What's goin' on? 1439 01:07:47,865 --> 01:07:50,493 It's an emergency. Life and death! I gotta go! 1440 01:07:53,771 --> 01:07:56,672 Uh, let me try that. Yeah. 1441 01:07:56,741 --> 01:07:58,675 If you can, I would be so grateful. 1442 01:07:58,743 --> 01:07:59,903 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 1443 01:07:59,977 --> 01:08:04,676 Well, see, this is a matter of, uh, delicacy and finesse. 1444 01:08:04,749 --> 01:08:05,773 Mm-hmm. 1445 01:08:05,850 --> 01:08:08,250 You know? It's all in the wiggle. 1446 01:08:08,319 --> 01:08:11,288 - You just can't shove it in. - Right. 1447 01:08:11,355 --> 01:08:15,223 Oh, and mustn't be too rough. 1448 01:08:15,293 --> 01:08:17,818 And before you know it... 1449 01:08:17,895 --> 01:08:19,590 she's open. 1450 01:08:19,664 --> 01:08:21,495 Yes! Oh! 1451 01:08:21,565 --> 01:08:23,499 So sweet. Come on in. 1452 01:08:23,567 --> 01:08:25,728 Ah! Thank you. 1453 01:08:33,411 --> 01:08:36,141 - My hero. - Heh. 1454 01:08:36,213 --> 01:08:37,475 It was nothin'. 1455 01:08:37,548 --> 01:08:38,640 To you. 1456 01:08:38,716 --> 01:08:40,513 - Josh. - Sharise. 1457 01:08:40,584 --> 01:08:41,551 Mmm. 1458 01:08:41,619 --> 01:08:42,847 You know, I can't thank you enough. 1459 01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:45,286 I don't know what I would've done if you hadn't come along. 1460 01:08:45,356 --> 01:08:47,119 You know what? I'm just glad I could help. 1461 01:08:47,191 --> 01:08:48,180 Mm-hmm. 1462 01:08:48,259 --> 01:08:49,886 This is delicious. 1463 01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:51,325 Heh heh. 1464 01:08:54,832 --> 01:08:56,697 Oh, no! 1465 01:08:56,767 --> 01:08:58,257 That's the last of it. 1466 01:08:58,336 --> 01:09:00,463 You mind going to the store? 1467 01:09:00,538 --> 01:09:03,268 You want me to go to the store? 1468 01:09:03,341 --> 01:09:06,833 I love this wine. Heh. 1469 01:09:06,911 --> 01:09:08,310 I'm going to the store. 1470 01:09:08,379 --> 01:09:09,778 It's right down the street. 1471 01:09:09,847 --> 01:09:11,178 OK. 1472 01:09:12,683 --> 01:09:14,514 And, Josh... 1473 01:09:14,585 --> 01:09:16,177 while you're there... 1474 01:09:16,253 --> 01:09:18,380 pick up a box of condoms. 1475 01:09:24,495 --> 01:09:25,689 Hey, move it! 1476 01:09:34,538 --> 01:09:36,096 - That was quick. - Yeah. 1477 01:09:36,173 --> 01:09:38,004 I didn't want to keep you waiting. 1478 01:09:38,075 --> 01:09:40,407 I got the wine and... 1479 01:09:45,449 --> 01:09:47,314 You are simply impeccable. 1480 01:09:47,385 --> 01:09:49,250 Impeccable. Impeccable. 1481 01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:53,450 Why? Because you got it goin' on. You got it goin' on. 1482 01:09:53,524 --> 01:09:55,185 Who's the man? You're the man. 1483 01:09:55,259 --> 01:09:56,726 Who's the man? You're the man. 1484 01:09:56,794 --> 01:09:58,887 'Cause you got it goin' on. Ah! 1485 01:09:58,963 --> 01:10:01,193 Ah! Uhh! Uhh! 1486 01:10:01,265 --> 01:10:02,732 # Got it goin' on # 1487 01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:04,461 # I got it goin' on # 1488 01:10:04,535 --> 01:10:06,230 # I got it goin' on # 1489 01:10:06,303 --> 01:10:09,966 # I got it, I got it, I got it, uhh, ahh # 1490 01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:13,373 # Got it goin' on, I got it goin' on, I got it, ooh! # 1491 01:10:13,444 --> 01:10:15,674 Get your ass in here! 1492 01:10:17,348 --> 01:10:18,713 Well, all right. 1493 01:10:42,540 --> 01:10:43,666 Ahem. 1494 01:10:49,380 --> 01:10:50,779 - Hey. - Hey. 1495 01:10:50,848 --> 01:10:51,974 Wow. 1496 01:10:52,049 --> 01:10:53,107 Wow. 1497 01:10:53,184 --> 01:10:54,344 Look what I got for you. 1498 01:10:54,418 --> 01:10:55,851 - Thank you. - Uh-huh. 1499 01:10:55,920 --> 01:10:57,911 Ohh, so sweet. 1500 01:11:03,427 --> 01:11:05,895 All right. OK? 1501 01:11:07,264 --> 01:11:09,391 I'm glad you could make it. 1502 01:11:13,637 --> 01:11:15,935 Have to admit... 1503 01:11:16,006 --> 01:11:18,338 I never thought she'd get this far. 1504 01:11:18,409 --> 01:11:21,105 Aren't you glad I got the closed circuit hook-up? 1505 01:11:21,178 --> 01:11:25,512 It's not a very good picture, and I can't hear a thing. 1506 01:11:25,583 --> 01:11:28,245 By the way, did you reach Mark? 1507 01:11:28,319 --> 01:11:31,254 He wouldn't return my phone call. 1508 01:11:31,322 --> 01:11:34,120 I wonder why. 1509 01:11:34,191 --> 01:11:35,681 Ahh. 1510 01:11:37,428 --> 01:11:38,656 Ahem. 1511 01:11:38,729 --> 01:11:40,060 This is really nice. 1512 01:11:40,130 --> 01:11:41,825 Yeah, a friend of mine owns it. 1513 01:11:41,899 --> 01:11:43,093 Heh. 1514 01:11:46,270 --> 01:11:50,001 That's it, Emily. Smile! 1515 01:11:50,074 --> 01:11:51,632 Just flirt a little it. Be yourself. 1516 01:11:51,709 --> 01:11:52,733 Oh! 1517 01:12:05,489 --> 01:12:06,513 Huh. 1518 01:12:10,528 --> 01:12:13,224 - Looking for someone? - Oh, God! 1519 01:12:13,297 --> 01:12:16,266 Emily, you scared me. 1520 01:12:16,333 --> 01:12:19,666 What a coincidence. I was just here meeting my, uh, gynecologist for a... 1521 01:12:19,737 --> 01:12:20,931 Uh-huh. We need to talk. 1522 01:12:21,005 --> 01:12:22,097 - Huh? - Now. 1523 01:12:22,172 --> 01:12:24,231 Oh, all right. Hold on. My drink. 1524 01:12:24,308 --> 01:12:25,866 I'm coming. Ow. Ow. 1525 01:12:25,943 --> 01:12:27,877 - What? - You're spying on me? 1526 01:12:27,945 --> 01:12:31,676 Oh, Emily. "Spying" is an ugly, ugly word, all right? 1527 01:12:31,749 --> 01:12:34,513 I am here... I am supporting you. I am cheering you on. 1528 01:12:34,585 --> 01:12:37,281 This goes a bit beyond supportive, don't you think? 1529 01:12:37,354 --> 01:12:39,618 No. Emily, you have to understand me. 1530 01:12:39,690 --> 01:12:42,523 This is an important part of your treatment, OK? 1531 01:12:42,593 --> 01:12:44,390 Tonight could be a breakthrough for you. 1532 01:12:44,461 --> 01:12:45,860 A breakthrough? Are you kidding me? 1533 01:12:45,930 --> 01:12:46,954 No. 1534 01:12:47,031 --> 01:12:49,522 Dr. Klemmer, I want you to leave immediately. 1535 01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:52,592 No. No, I can't. I... I... I just ordered some potato skins. 1536 01:12:52,670 --> 01:12:54,399 Besides, I'm gonna sit over there in the corner. 1537 01:12:54,471 --> 01:12:55,870 I'm gonna be very tiny... shh... like a quiet mouse. 1538 01:12:55,940 --> 01:12:57,066 You won't even know I'm there. 1539 01:12:57,141 --> 01:12:59,200 This whole situation is a great big mess. 1540 01:12:59,276 --> 01:13:02,575 I want you to leave now. Now. 1541 01:13:02,646 --> 01:13:04,375 All right. Emily... 1542 01:13:04,448 --> 01:13:05,540 - Now. - OK. 1543 01:13:05,616 --> 01:13:06,810 - I'm leaving, all right? - Shh! 1544 01:13:06,884 --> 01:13:08,977 I'm gonna cancel the skins. I'm 100% behind you. 1545 01:13:09,053 --> 01:13:11,044 Look at me. Here I go. 1546 01:13:12,623 --> 01:13:15,023 Like hell I'd miss this. 1547 01:13:17,928 --> 01:13:19,020 Everything OK? 1548 01:13:19,096 --> 01:13:20,688 Oh, just perfect. 1549 01:13:25,803 --> 01:13:27,395 Hurry up, she's back. 1550 01:13:27,471 --> 01:13:28,836 What happened? 1551 01:13:28,906 --> 01:13:30,931 I don't know. She just, like, took off. 1552 01:13:31,008 --> 01:13:32,805 How's your food? 1553 01:13:32,876 --> 01:13:34,275 Oh, it's fine. 1554 01:13:34,345 --> 01:13:38,042 I mean, I'm sure it is. It always is. How's yours? 1555 01:13:38,115 --> 01:13:39,605 - Couldn't be better. - Good. 1556 01:13:39,683 --> 01:13:40,877 - Mark... - Emily... 1557 01:13:40,951 --> 01:13:42,646 Oh, I'm sorry. You go first. 1558 01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:44,915 - No. You, please. - No, I can wait. 1559 01:13:44,989 --> 01:13:46,479 I insist. Ladies first. 1560 01:13:47,625 --> 01:13:49,058 Heh. 1561 01:13:50,494 --> 01:13:52,155 Something's wrong, isn't it? 1562 01:13:52,229 --> 01:13:54,561 Mark, I need to tell you something. 1563 01:13:54,632 --> 01:13:55,792 You can tell me anything. 1564 01:13:55,866 --> 01:13:57,390 I don't want to, but I have to. 1565 01:13:57,468 --> 01:14:00,631 - Look, Emily... - No, this has gone on long enough. 1566 01:14:00,704 --> 01:14:03,138 What are you... Come on, don't blow it, Emily. 1567 01:14:03,207 --> 01:14:05,698 What are you talking about? What... 1568 01:14:05,776 --> 01:14:08,210 What are you looking at? This is my patient. 1569 01:14:08,278 --> 01:14:10,303 I'm working now. Thank you. 1570 01:14:11,649 --> 01:14:13,776 The thing is, I like you very much, Mark. 1571 01:14:13,851 --> 01:14:15,580 I feel the same way about you. 1572 01:14:15,653 --> 01:14:20,056 Well, you may not after you hear what I have to tell you. 1573 01:14:21,892 --> 01:14:24,190 Oh, my God. This isn't easy for me. 1574 01:14:24,261 --> 01:14:25,990 OK, I'm just gonna say it. 1575 01:14:26,063 --> 01:14:27,792 What is she saying? What's going on? 1576 01:14:27,865 --> 01:14:30,766 I don't know! I told you we should've bugged the table. 1577 01:14:30,834 --> 01:14:31,960 Damn. 1578 01:14:32,036 --> 01:14:35,665 So, my plan was to bring you home with me tonight... 1579 01:14:35,739 --> 01:14:38,708 and... well, you know. 1580 01:14:38,776 --> 01:14:40,368 I think so. 1581 01:14:40,444 --> 01:14:44,107 But now that I'm here with you... I can't. 1582 01:14:44,181 --> 01:14:46,649 I just can't go through with it. 1583 01:14:46,717 --> 01:14:48,514 Oh, Emily. 1584 01:14:48,585 --> 01:14:49,609 Ohh. 1585 01:14:49,687 --> 01:14:51,154 She's telling him everything! 1586 01:14:51,221 --> 01:14:53,519 I knew she didn't have it in her. 1587 01:14:53,590 --> 01:14:57,390 No, it was wrong. It was devious, dishonest... 1588 01:14:57,461 --> 01:14:59,588 Let me ask you something. 1589 01:14:59,663 --> 01:15:02,223 You said that you were gonna bail out. 1590 01:15:02,299 --> 01:15:03,732 Why didn't you? 1591 01:15:03,801 --> 01:15:05,564 I should have. 1592 01:15:05,636 --> 01:15:07,467 God, I wish I had. 1593 01:15:09,573 --> 01:15:11,768 But the truth is... 1594 01:15:13,844 --> 01:15:15,243 I wanted to meet you. 1595 01:15:16,613 --> 01:15:18,808 That day you walked in the restaurant... 1596 01:15:18,882 --> 01:15:21,646 the first time I saw you... 1597 01:15:21,719 --> 01:15:23,414 I thought... 1598 01:15:23,487 --> 01:15:26,684 "Wow. He looks so nice... 1599 01:15:26,757 --> 01:15:29,248 confident, together." 1600 01:15:29,326 --> 01:15:30,691 You know, it's silly... 1601 01:15:30,761 --> 01:15:33,423 but sometimes you just get a feeling about someone... 1602 01:15:33,497 --> 01:15:34,987 even from across the room. 1603 01:15:36,533 --> 01:15:39,400 Listen, if you never want to speak to me again... 1604 01:15:39,470 --> 01:15:40,767 I completely understand. 1605 01:15:40,838 --> 01:15:43,568 Emily, I need to tell you something... 1606 01:15:43,640 --> 01:15:45,437 and I hope that... 1607 01:15:47,044 --> 01:15:50,775 when I tell you this, you'll find it in your heart to forgive me. 1608 01:15:50,848 --> 01:15:53,840 Forgive you? For what? 1609 01:15:53,917 --> 01:15:57,011 When you were at the restaurant with your girlfriends... 1610 01:16:04,762 --> 01:16:07,788 I felt really bad about it... 1611 01:16:07,865 --> 01:16:10,265 not telling you the whole thing. 1612 01:16:10,334 --> 01:16:11,801 Emily. 1613 01:16:11,869 --> 01:16:13,734 Ohh. Emily! 1614 01:16:14,938 --> 01:16:16,132 You don't have enough cameras. 1615 01:16:16,206 --> 01:16:19,369 And there's no damn sound. 1616 01:16:19,443 --> 01:16:21,741 Emily, Emily. Wait, wait, wait. 1617 01:16:21,812 --> 01:16:24,144 Emily, Emily, Emily. Listen, listen, please. 1618 01:16:24,214 --> 01:16:25,875 Just please. Sit here. Come on, baby. Sit here. 1619 01:16:25,949 --> 01:16:26,916 What the... 1620 01:16:26,984 --> 01:16:29,145 Excuse me. Emily... 1621 01:16:29,219 --> 01:16:32,086 I didn't plan any of this. It just happened. 1622 01:16:32,156 --> 01:16:33,646 You know him? 1623 01:16:33,724 --> 01:16:36,284 I mean, I heard your voices, I looked over. 1624 01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:37,850 I saw three beautiful ladies... 1625 01:16:37,928 --> 01:16:39,691 talking about how they each were gonna have sex... 1626 01:16:39,763 --> 01:16:41,856 with the next guy that walks in the door. 1627 01:16:41,932 --> 01:16:44,992 - Three of 'em? - Honestly, I got caught up, OK? 1628 01:16:45,068 --> 01:16:47,730 What was I to do? Emily, a guy like me... 1629 01:16:47,805 --> 01:16:51,036 I'd be lucky to meet one of you in a lifetime, much less three. 1630 01:16:51,108 --> 01:16:53,508 - Oh, they're freaks! - I think any man in my position... 1631 01:16:53,577 --> 01:16:55,807 would've at least considered the same thing. 1632 01:16:55,879 --> 01:16:59,110 Look, my man, if three beautiful women... 1633 01:16:59,183 --> 01:17:01,174 wanted to make love to you, would that be a problem? 1634 01:17:01,251 --> 01:17:03,276 For me? No. But for my wife? 1635 01:17:03,353 --> 01:17:05,617 She don't get down like that no more, player. 1636 01:17:05,689 --> 01:17:08,487 Don't tell 'em my... Um... heh. Wait a minute. 1637 01:17:08,559 --> 01:17:11,289 Maybe we should let them have this table. 1638 01:17:11,361 --> 01:17:14,125 No. I'm sorry. I apologize. We're ruining your dinner. 1639 01:17:14,198 --> 01:17:17,167 No, not really, man. This is off the chain. I love this. 1640 01:17:17,234 --> 01:17:19,168 Wait, wait, George, George, don't you get it? 1641 01:17:19,236 --> 01:17:22,330 This is one of those, uh, hidden camera TV shows. 1642 01:17:22,406 --> 01:17:23,532 - You bullshittin'! - No! 1643 01:17:23,607 --> 01:17:24,699 Where the camera at? 1644 01:17:24,775 --> 01:17:26,037 I don't know. They hide 'em somewhere. 1645 01:17:26,109 --> 01:17:27,474 Oh! Off the chain. 1646 01:17:27,544 --> 01:17:28,704 - Emily... - Oh. 1647 01:17:28,779 --> 01:17:30,144 I wore my nice dress. 1648 01:17:30,214 --> 01:17:32,876 You said it yourself. You're as guilty as I am. 1649 01:17:32,950 --> 01:17:34,611 And the way I see it... 1650 01:17:34,685 --> 01:17:38,177 if it wasn't for your contest, we wouldn't have met. 1651 01:17:40,791 --> 01:17:43,783 Emily, please. I don't want to lose you. 1652 01:17:43,861 --> 01:17:46,557 Ohh. Go ahead. Forgive him, girl. 1653 01:17:46,630 --> 01:17:48,860 He seems like a nice guy. 1654 01:17:48,932 --> 01:17:51,526 And y'all look great together. I mean, perfect. Better than perfect. 1655 01:17:51,602 --> 01:17:52,830 - Y'all do. - Heh. 1656 01:17:52,903 --> 01:17:55,133 Emily... 1657 01:17:55,205 --> 01:17:58,470 I have never said this to anyone in my life. 1658 01:17:58,542 --> 01:18:01,409 When I look at you, I see everything I've ever wanted. 1659 01:18:01,478 --> 01:18:03,776 Hey, I don't have all the answers. 1660 01:18:03,847 --> 01:18:06,338 But the one thing that I am so sure of... 1661 01:18:06,416 --> 01:18:08,976 is that I want a chance to have you in my life. 1662 01:18:09,052 --> 01:18:12,818 Oh. That is so sweet. 1663 01:18:12,890 --> 01:18:14,858 Why you never say anything like that? 1664 01:18:14,925 --> 01:18:16,722 This is TV, girl. This ain't real. 1665 01:18:16,793 --> 01:18:19,227 - Get your mind right. - Shut up. 1666 01:18:19,296 --> 01:18:21,821 Emily, unless I'm wrong... 1667 01:18:21,899 --> 01:18:25,027 you do have feelings for me, don't you? 1668 01:18:26,103 --> 01:18:30,767 Good. That is good. 1669 01:18:30,841 --> 01:18:35,278 So, uh, how about, uh, we start over? 1670 01:18:35,345 --> 01:18:38,007 You know? No more games. 1671 01:18:38,081 --> 01:18:39,412 Total honesty from here on. 1672 01:18:39,483 --> 01:18:41,474 Go, girl. Give him another shot. 1673 01:18:41,551 --> 01:18:43,610 Emily, you could do that. It's worth it. 1674 01:18:43,687 --> 01:18:44,745 Heh. 1675 01:18:44,821 --> 01:18:46,118 Go ahead. 1676 01:18:47,624 --> 01:18:49,421 Why don't we go for a walk? 1677 01:18:49,493 --> 01:18:51,859 Yeah. Come on. 1678 01:18:51,929 --> 01:18:54,955 - Wait, wait, wait. Where y'all goin'? - Hey, hey, where you goin'? 1679 01:18:55,032 --> 01:18:58,524 The show just started. We got thirty minutes, don't we? 1680 01:18:58,602 --> 01:19:00,866 All right, now. Y'all was good, though. 1681 01:19:00,938 --> 01:19:02,428 That was good. That was a good performance. 1682 01:19:02,506 --> 01:19:03,768 Y'all were da bomb! 1683 01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:05,933 Oh, man, that's a Golden Globe. 1684 01:19:06,009 --> 01:19:09,206 Golden Globe for sure! I almost dropped a tear! 1685 01:19:09,279 --> 01:19:10,439 - Shoot. - Ha ha! 1686 01:19:10,514 --> 01:19:12,709 I think I saw him on The Young and the Restless. 1687 01:19:12,783 --> 01:19:14,444 You think we're going to get a check for being on the show? 1688 01:19:14,518 --> 01:19:15,678 I don't know about a check... 1689 01:19:15,752 --> 01:19:17,652 but you better keep your eyes in your head next time. 1690 01:19:17,721 --> 01:19:18,881 I saw you lookin' at her. 1691 01:19:18,956 --> 01:19:21,424 - What you talkin' about... - I saw you lookin' at her! 1692 01:19:21,491 --> 01:19:23,254 Heh. You gotta keep bringin' it up, OK? 1693 01:19:23,327 --> 01:19:24,954 Speakin' of checks... check, please! 1694 01:19:25,028 --> 01:19:26,052 Give him the check. 1695 01:19:26,129 --> 01:19:28,427 Nah, you know I ain't got it. We'll go to jail together. 1696 01:19:28,498 --> 01:19:30,295 I ain't goin' to jail. You already been five times. 1697 01:19:30,367 --> 01:19:32,631 That's all right. At least I'll be full, and I know people. 1698 01:19:32,703 --> 01:19:33,795 Oh, you full, all right. 1699 01:19:33,870 --> 01:19:34,928 That's all right. They're gonna get you. 1700 01:19:35,005 --> 01:19:37,473 - Full of shit! - I gotta get up out of here. 1701 01:19:37,541 --> 01:19:39,600 Let me go buy you a drink. 1702 01:19:39,676 --> 01:19:41,166 Heh. Make it a double. 1703 01:19:41,244 --> 01:19:43,474 - Ha ha ha! - Ha ha ha! 1704 01:19:48,652 --> 01:19:50,745 Can I get you another drink? 1705 01:19:52,022 --> 01:19:55,355 - Heh. Hello. - Hi. 1706 01:19:55,425 --> 01:19:56,756 You want to buy me a drink? 1707 01:19:56,827 --> 01:19:59,591 Yeah. Unless I'm intruding. 1708 01:19:59,663 --> 01:20:01,324 Oh, intrude away. 1709 01:20:01,398 --> 01:20:03,525 Heh. Bartender, another, um... 1710 01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:05,033 Oh, a kir royale. 1711 01:20:05,102 --> 01:20:07,969 Kir royale for the lovely lady... 1712 01:20:08,038 --> 01:20:09,801 and one for me as well. 1713 01:20:09,873 --> 01:20:15,209 # Something this good never lasts forever # 1714 01:20:15,278 --> 01:20:20,773 # I want it to be the first time, baby # 1715 01:20:20,851 --> 01:20:26,983 # I'm trying to find a way to make it # 1716 01:20:27,057 --> 01:20:32,017 # Something much more than usual # 1717 01:20:32,095 --> 01:20:37,192 # And something this good never lasts forever... # 1718 01:20:37,267 --> 01:20:41,226 So, Lauren and I got played, and Emily ends up with Mark. 1719 01:20:41,304 --> 01:20:43,033 That's OK. 1720 01:20:43,106 --> 01:20:45,631 Like I said, she is my girl... 1721 01:20:45,709 --> 01:20:47,768 and I taught her everything she knows. 1722 01:20:47,844 --> 01:20:52,304 And you have to admit, they do look kind of good together. 1723 01:20:52,382 --> 01:20:54,316 But enough about them. 1724 01:20:54,384 --> 01:20:57,285 Now... back to me. 1725 01:20:58,922 --> 01:21:00,514 Knew I should've left that club early. 1726 01:21:00,590 --> 01:21:02,990 That's the restaurant we should've been goin' to. 1727 01:21:03,060 --> 01:21:04,152 - OK. - We'd have three of 'em. 1728 01:21:04,227 --> 01:21:06,252 Three of 'em come in... together! 1729 01:21:06,329 --> 01:21:09,492 I'm outta here. You done held me back long enough. 1730 01:21:09,566 --> 01:21:11,431 - Heh heh. - I got dreams. 1731 01:21:11,501 --> 01:21:12,832 Mm-hmm. I know you got dreams. 1732 01:21:12,903 --> 01:21:14,165 That man got three of 'em. 1733 01:21:14,237 --> 01:21:15,499 - Ha ha! - Three of 'em. 1734 01:21:15,572 --> 01:21:16,903 Ha ha ha ha! 1735 01:21:16,973 --> 01:21:18,873 # Fallin' for you # 1736 01:21:18,942 --> 01:21:24,039 # For the things that you do make me feel... # 1737 01:21:24,114 --> 01:21:25,638 Uhh! 1738 01:21:25,715 --> 01:21:27,945 That was great... somewhat. But OK. 1739 01:21:28,018 --> 01:21:29,315 Ha ha ha! 1740 01:21:29,386 --> 01:21:31,320 Two more. You all right. 1741 01:21:31,388 --> 01:21:32,912 - I'm gettin' tired. - All right. 1742 01:21:32,989 --> 01:21:34,422 - Yeah. - Cut. 1743 01:21:34,491 --> 01:21:37,460 That girl was crazy, if you ask me. She made a big mistake. 1744 01:21:37,527 --> 01:21:38,926 You damn right. 1745 01:21:44,034 --> 01:21:45,296 Tanya, where you at, girl? 1746 01:21:45,368 --> 01:21:47,131 I thought you was goin' to the bathroom. 1747 01:21:47,204 --> 01:21:49,468 You left me here. I don't have no money. 1748 01:21:49,539 --> 01:21:51,473 But you done left me for the last time. 1749 01:21:51,541 --> 01:21:53,304 What up, what up, what up, what up? 1750 01:21:53,376 --> 01:21:55,742 Oh, my boy. Baby, what is up? 1751 01:21:55,812 --> 01:21:57,643 You ain't gonna believe what went down... 1752 01:21:57,714 --> 01:22:01,150 this here evenin' in this restaurant. Oh! 1753 01:22:01,218 --> 01:22:04,745 Man, I done messed around and fell up in a reality show. 1754 01:22:04,821 --> 01:22:05,981 I mean, lord, have mercy. 1755 01:22:06,056 --> 01:22:09,219 This woman, finer than a government job! 1756 01:22:09,292 --> 01:22:13,285 Level from one to ten... she's a fuckin' fifteen! 1757 01:22:13,363 --> 01:22:14,728 Fifteen! 1758 01:22:14,798 --> 01:22:16,595 You should've seen them. All of 'em was fine. 1759 01:22:16,666 --> 01:22:18,964 Baskin-Robbins... he had all kinda flavors. 1760 01:22:19,035 --> 01:22:21,003 One was French vanilla, one was vanilla... 1761 01:22:21,071 --> 01:22:23,062 and one was choc-a-lot! 1762 01:22:23,140 --> 01:22:24,664 Yeah, and they videotaped it, though... 1763 01:22:24,741 --> 01:22:26,606 so you're gonna have to make love with your shirt on... 1764 01:22:26,676 --> 01:22:29,201 'cause, you know, you got male breasts and stuff. 1765 01:22:29,279 --> 01:22:31,304 That kind of thing might break you out, you know? 1766 01:22:31,381 --> 01:22:33,212 Yeah! Fine women. 1767 01:22:33,283 --> 01:22:34,910 I'm talkin' 'bout got they own money... 1768 01:22:34,985 --> 01:22:37,476 face done, nails... ain't like the women we mess with... 1769 01:22:37,554 --> 01:22:39,419 you know, got three fingers and stuff like that. 1770 01:22:39,489 --> 01:22:41,389 It's hard makin' love to a woman with three fingers. 1771 01:22:41,458 --> 01:22:44,359 They rub on your back, you start squirmin' and stuff. 1772 01:22:44,427 --> 01:22:46,258 Oh, lord! Yeah! 1773 01:22:46,329 --> 01:22:48,991 You got to get down here. Man, I'm not lyin'. 1774 01:22:49,065 --> 01:22:50,794 Better than the midgets you ever had. 1775 01:22:50,867 --> 01:22:52,596 Leave the toys at home, man. 1776 01:22:52,669 --> 01:22:54,534 You're goin' to hell in a limo. 1777 01:22:54,604 --> 01:22:56,094 You need to get your mind right. 1778 01:22:56,173 --> 01:22:58,368 Do you know I am the man? 1779 01:22:58,441 --> 01:22:59,874 Hey, baby. I'm glad I caught you. 1780 01:22:59,943 --> 01:23:02,810 Before you say anything, look, I mean it this time... 1781 01:23:02,879 --> 01:23:04,540 I know I ain't made love past the commercial... 1782 01:23:04,614 --> 01:23:06,775 but you talkin' to a new man now, baby. 1783 01:23:06,850 --> 01:23:09,216 And I'm gonna give it to you like you never had it before. 1784 01:23:09,286 --> 01:23:11,686 Forget viagra. I had diagna. 1785 01:23:11,755 --> 01:23:13,552 That mean I've been denied. 1786 01:23:13,623 --> 01:23:17,559 I'm telling you, I'm having an epiphany about me and you right now. 1787 01:23:17,627 --> 01:23:19,720 Well, who is this? 1788 01:23:19,796 --> 01:23:22,128 I don't know no Laquisha. 1789 01:23:22,199 --> 01:23:25,100 Well, I'd like to know you. I mean, the offer stands for you, too. 1790 01:23:25,168 --> 01:23:26,829 I mean, if you come pick me up. 1791 01:23:26,903 --> 01:23:28,598 Cut. Ha ha! I'm sorry. 119036

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