All language subtitles for Fantasy Island (1977) S01 E02. Bet a Million - Mr. Irresistible

The plane! The plane!

[ Chattering ]

[ Giggling ]

Hurry, Tattoo. Hurry.
We don't want to be late.

Hurry, hurry, hurry.
For once I would like to
be late for the plane.

Tattoo, our guests have been
waiting a long time
for their fantasies.

We certainly wouldn't
want to cheat them out of
a single second.

[ Women Giggling ]

Smiles.
Smiles, everyone.

We want our guests
to feel welcome.

[ Giggling,
Chattering ]

[ Roarke ]
Ah. Mr. Chuck Huffman.

You should keep
your eye on him, Tattoo.
Why?

I hope you make these guests
pay the full price
for a change.

As a matter of fact,
he won a contest.

His visit is free.

Free? Then what's
so special about him?

Oh, nothing you could
call special, Tattoo.
In fact, Mr. Chuck Huffman...

is what you might call
the average workingman.

It's his fantasy
you might find special.

It might be close to
one of your own.
One of my own?

Mr. Huffman wants to spend
his weekend here and be--
Are you ready?

Irresistible to women.

Irresistible to women?
You can do that, boss?

[ Chuckles ]
If it isn't Mr. Hotel.

Mr. Hotel?

[ Roarke ] That's what he hopes
his friends and business
associates call him.

Actually, his name is Fred Wade.
For the past 23 years,

he's been selling
hotel supplies throughout
the American Midwest.

He and his wife, Joan,
have a house, three children...

and a yellow cat named Elmer
in a suburb just outside Topeka.

Is Mr. Hotel here
to sell something?

Oh, most definitely, Tattoo.

The most important product
he's ever sold in his life,

and he has it inside
that attaché case.

What is it?

What he's geared
his whole life for.

What people call
the great American dream.

My dear guests,
I am Mr. Roarke, your host.

Welcome to Fantasy Island.

Welcome indeed.

[ Roarke ]
Ah, Mr. Huffman.
Please come in.

I take it you're ready
for your fantasy, huh?
That's right. I guess I am.

Oh, but first,
I don't know where
to mail this letter.

This would be a letter
to Stephanie.

- I'll take it for you.
- How do you know about her?

Oh, Mr. Huffman,
there is very little on
Fantasy Island I don't know.

You and Stephanie have been
engaged to be married
for the last, uh, six years.

- That's right.
- [ Chuckles ]
Sit down, please.

Uh, look.
I hope you don't feel that
I'm cheating on Stephanie.

I really do love her.

At least I think I love her.
It's very difficult
to tell these days.

I mean, the whole world
is in the middle of
a sexual revolution.

But Stephanie's idea
of a hot time is to...

watch Lawrence Welk...

and have popcorn parties.

You want some excitement
in your life.

Well, I'm really not sure.

It just seems to me
that I should find out
about some things.

Maybe do some things
before I'm really ready
to marry Stephanie.

What you really mean is
that you would like a chance
to sow your wild oats.

A very honorable fantasy.

[ Chuck ]
Well, maybe it's
a pretty dumb one...

for a guy like me.

I mean, after all,
I'm not really
like Burt Reynolds.

Oh, Mr. Huffman.

This is Fantasy Island.

And here, if you wish to be
irresistible to women,

then irresistible
you shall be.

This is a truly spectacular
place, Mr. Roarke.

Thank you, Mr. Huffman.
Thank you.

Tell me.
Can you really make me
irresistible...

to women like them?

To them and to all women,
Mr. Huffman,

if you are really certain
that is what you want.

Are you kidding?

I mean, well, if you
really can, I'm as ready
as I'll ever be.

Very well then.
[ Clears Throat ]

Tattoo, the chest, please.

[ Splash ]

There is a strange plant,

which grows only
on this island,

that the natives call
the love root.

Legend has it that
whoever wears the juice...

distilled from its flowers...

becomes irresistibly attractive
to the opposite sex.

Try some.

That's it.
That's it, Mr. Huffman.
Sparingly.

Believe me, it won't
wash off, and the potency
may linger for days.

Are you sure this is
gonna work for me?

Why not find out?

You mean right now?
Good luck, Mr. Huffman.
Tattoo.

But, Mr. Roarke. I--
If you need any help,
keep me in mind.

I needed that.

Were you looking at me?

Me? Oh. Oh, no, no.

No, no. No.
Of course not.

[ Chuckles ]
Well, why not?

Why not what?

Well, why weren't you
looking at me?

I was looking at you.

You were?

From the moment
you walked over.

Well, can I get you
anything?

No, thank you.
You're sure?

You know,
that cologne you're wearing
is driving me crazy.

What's it called?
My cologne?

Uh, well, the, uh--
the natives have
their own name for it,

but I'm going to call it...

Terrific.

Joan, I'm telling you.

That $6,000 we spent to
come here to Fantasy Island...

is the best investment
we ever made.

Yes, dear.
What?

I said, "Yes, dear."
If we get to meet
Mr. Hayden.

Well, of course
we're gonna get to meet
Mr. Hayden.

I mean, that was
our fantasy, wasn't it?

To meet the owner of
the Hayden chain of hotels.

I mean, why else
would Roarke bring us
all the way down here...

and then insist on meeting us
tonight at the casino if
he wasn't ready to deliver?

[ Clears Throat ]

[ Clicks Tongue, Groans ]

Joan, can you
fix this thing?

Well, it's--
it's just that--

that you've been
tryin' to get to him
for such a long time,

and-- and now,
just like that,
Mr. Roarke's got it all set.

Oh, but believe me, honey.

Once Mr. Hayden
sees those pictures, there's
no way he can turn us down.

Thanks.

♪♪ [ Piano ]

Any sign of
Mr. Hayden yet?
No. Not yet.

But I'm tellin' you, honey.
This place is the regular
who's who of the Dow Jones.

Well, they'd have to be just to
be able to play in this casino.
Hmm?

The attendant in
the washroom told me...

that the minimum bet
on these tables
is $5,000.

[ Whistles ]

This way, if you will,
Mr. Hayden.

♪♪ [ Piano Continues ]

How many times must I tell you
that you shouldn't
flirt with our guests?

It's only fair, boss.
Everybody else has their
fantasy around here.

Why not me?

Have Mr. and Mrs. Wade
arrived yet?
Yes. They are at the bar.

They've been here
a half an hour.

Try to keep out of trouble
while I'm gone, will you?

Mr. and Mrs. Wade,
am I interrupting?
Oh, no. Not at all.

I-- I'm just a little
anxious to get going.

When do I get to
meet Mr. Hayden?

As a matter of fact,
he's waiting for you now.

Over there?

At the baccarat table?

Oh, but he's gambling.

No, no. Nobody likes
to be interrupted
when they're relaxing.

I've been a salesman
for too long not to know that.

Uh, maybe I better just try to
get to him at some other place
that's a little more private.

Uh, Mr. Wade,
I'm afraid you're operating
under a misconception.

Your fantasy was to spend
a few minutes in the company
of Mr. Otis Hayden.

Now, the circumstances
for such a meeting...

were not prescribed.

I'm afraid if you're
going to meet Mr. Hayden...

it will have to be
on his terms.

You-- You mean
there's no other way?

Tomorrow morning,
Mr. Hayden has a full schedule
of business meetings...

before his flight
leaves at noon.

So I'm afraid if you're
going to fulfill
your fantasy, Mr. Wade,

it's now... or never.

I-- I don't have the kind
of money to go out there on
the floor and make $5,000 bets.

Oh, but you do,
Mr. Wade. You do.

That is, if you really
want to meet Mr. Hayden.

Tattoo. Tattoo.
Please.

Uh, what is the, uh,
line of credit we've
established for the Wades?

"Equity in house:
approximately $29,000.

"Value of two cars owned:

"approximately $6,300.

"Savings, bonds and stocks:

"another $5,000 to $6,000.

Line of credit established:
$40,000."

Thank you, Tattoo.
Thank you very much.

All or part of
that $40,000...

is available for you
to play with, Mr. Wade.

You're asking me to-- to--
to risk everything I have
in the world.

Only if you believe.

Only if you believe enough
in that dream
you carry around with you.

♪♪ [ Rock ]

♪♪ [ Continues ]

Excuse me.

Yes, boss?

Tattoo,

how many times do I have to
tell you that this is
Mr. Huffman's fantasy?

Well, Mr. Huffman
is not here.

So I-- I thought that someone
should, uh, warm up
all these beautiful girls.

Your sense of self-sacrifice
is admirable, but I'm afraid
it's time to cool off.

Oh, Chuckie. Don't be shy.

Just move with the music.

But I've never learned
to dance too good.

Hey, you're Mr. Terrific.
Remember?

Now come on.
Dance with me.

Well, I guess I can try.

♪♪ [ Continues ]

Oh, man. Watch it.

I'm terribly sorry. Really.
I'm very, very sorry.
Oh--

Excuse me, miss.
That jerk.

Can you believe
a turkey like that in
a swingin' place like this?

Hey. Do you believe this?
Cindy?

Hey. Cindy.

Pearl.

Pearl, where are you goin'?

Who are you?
I'm Pearl,
and I think I'm in love.

[ Giggles ]
Wait your turn,
Pearl.

I found him first.
All right, girls.
Now don't fight.

I'll get around to
each one of ya.

Hey. Watch it, man.
Sorry, folks.

Mmm. That's okay, sugar.
All right. All right.

Outta sight.

- Gloria!
- Too much.

What's he got?
Will you tell me, please,
what's he got?

Our girls.

Eat your heart out,
Burt Reynolds.

I'm not sure
I really understand
how this game works.

Oh, it's really
quite simple, Mr. Wade.

Here. Uh, watch for a moment.

All bets down, please.

[ Roarke ]
The bank and one player
are each dealt two cards...

from the box
which is called the shoe.

The, uh, hand totaling nine
or closest to it...

determines the winner
between the bank
and the player.

[ Man ]
Cards, ladies and gentlemen?

What about those two nines
there? Does that mean that
the player gets double?

No, no, Mr. Wade.
You see, you must add
the two cards together.

It's the last digit
of the total that determines
the value of the hand.

You see, the total
of her cards is 18.

So that--
[ Fred ] So that means
she'd have an eight.

An eight.
Now, all picture cards
count as 10.

All other cards
count at face value.

But then a queen and a--
and a six would make 16.

That means you'd have six.
Six. Precisely.

Well, that seems
simple enough.

Are you ready then?
[ Man ]
Dealer has seven.

Yeah.

[ Man ]
Does anyone have eight or nine?
The bank wins.

Chips for Mr. Wade,
please.

Thank you.

Eight chips,
each worth $5,000.

Yes.
Excuse me, Mr. Hayden.

This is Mr. Fred Wade,
the gentleman I was
telling you about earlier.

Oh, yes, yes.
Sit down, Wade. Sit down.
Good to see you.

Sit down.

Place all bets.

Good evening, sir.
Will you be playing?

Understand we're
in the same business.

Oh, yes, yes. Uh, I've been
in the hotel business
for 23 years now,

and it certainly
is an honor to meet you.

I-- I've been trying
for almost a year.

[ Man ]
Cards, ladies and gentlemen?

Mr. Wade, do you wish
an extra card, sir?
Yes.

[ Hayden ]
Quite a place they have
here at Fantasy Island, eh?

Oh, yes, sir.

Bank has six.

Pay seven, eight and nine.

Sorry, Mr. Wade.

Better luck next hand.

Sure does go fast, doesn't it?
Oh, yes.
That's what I like about it.

[ Man ]
Place your bets, please.

[ Man ]
Another card, Mr. Wade?

No.

Roarke tells me that
you might have something
of interest for me.

Well, I-- I have
this place in Mexico.

[ Man ]
Bank has eight.
Pay nine only.

[ Hayden ]
Mexico.

Place your bets, please.
How big a hotel
do you have down there?

Oh, w-well,
I don't have a hotel.
I-- I'm hoping to build one.

[ Man ]
No one wishes cards?

Bank has seven.

Pay eight and nine.

A six.
I'm sorry, Mr. Wade.

Place all bets, please.

Where are
your other hotels?

Oh, see, I don't have any.
I'm-- I'm afraid
you misunderstood.

You see, I-- I'm a salesman.
I sell hotel supplies.

Well, I've been doing that
for over 23 years now.

You-- You can check
the records.

Probably nobody knows more
about hotels than me.

In fact, some of
my best friends
call me Mr. Hotel.

[ Man ]
Cards, ladies and gentlemen?
Mr. Wade?

- No.
- Well, what do you want
from me, Wade?

To look at my plans. Yeah.
I-- I have an option...

on a-- a property there
called Green Parrot Bay,

and if I could just
show you the pictures,

wow, there's probably
not a more exciting place
in the whole world.

And if I look at
your presentation,
then what?

Well, then I was hoping
that we could build it.

I mean that you could build it,
and I could run it.

We could become partners.
Like I said--

Yes, I know.
They call you Mr. Hotel.

[ Man ]
Bank has eight.
Pay nine.

You'll have to excuse me.

My wife is here,
and we're going to
have dinner.

Wh-What about my plans?

Well, I'll be having breakfast
tomorrow morning at 8:00
in the dining room.

Now, if you send the plans
to my room tonight,

I'll try to look at them,
and we'll discuss them
in the morning.

Looks like I made enough
to pay for dinner.

- Oh. Yeah.
- Check me out, please.

How'd you do?
Oh, fine, fine.

Just fine.
Good evening.

Good evening.

[ Man ]
The bank has nine.
The bank wins.

[ Man ]
Place your bets, please.

[ Snoring ]

[ Water Sloshing ]

Good morning, honored sir.
I'm Lelani, your maid.

Oh.

[ Gasps ]

Oh. Good morning.

Uh-- Gee, you'll have to
excuse the mess around here.

You see, we had a little party
here last night, and I guess
that things got a little wild.

Well, you know the old saying.
If ya got it, use it.

Ooh.

Ah.

You got drink for
Lelani too, mister?

Oh, sure.
Uh, have a little soda.

Here's looking to you,
Mr. Handsome.

Oh, thanks.

But no thanks.
Oh?

Look, Lelani.
You come and clean later.

Okay?
Yes. Wonderful idea.
You bet.

But why work when we can
have so much fun?

What you say?
Lelani make you very happy.

Well, Lelani,
I'm really rather tired.

Lelani perk you up.
Lelani perk you up
in very big hurry.

Don't go. Oh, don't you
run away from Lelani.

I catch you.
I catch you.
I catch you.

Handsome mister.

You don't know
what you're missing.

[ Birds Twittering ]

Lelani make you very happy.

Wish me luck, hon.
Oh, you don't need luck.
You're Mr. Hotel.

♪♪ [ Humming ]

Well, Mr. Wade. You look pleased
with yourself this morning.
I should be, Mr. Roarke.

I didn't get a chance
to tell you last night.

I-- I guess I was too excited,
but it was all really worth it.

Then your fantasy
was fulfilled, huh?

Oh, it sure was.

You were so right.
I mean, for $30,000,

I got to meet Mr. Hayden
on his own turf.

And-- And he felt
comfortable with me.

I mean, I wasn't just
some two-bit salesman
hustling a pitch.

I was right there with him
slugging it out
on the old baccarat table.

It's nice that
you are satisfied.
I sure am, Tattoo.

As a matter of fact, I'm
on my way to the dining room
to meet with him right now.

Now?

Yeah.
[ Roarke ]
With Mr. Hayden?

Uh, did you have
an appointment with him?

Oh, yeah. Well, he--
he told me to meet him
at 8:00 for breakfast,

and-- and then we'd
go over the plans.

Something wrong?

Mr. Hayden left
on the plane an hour ago.

Oh, no. No.
He-- He couldn't have.

He left a package for you
at the main house.

I-- I lost $30,000
at your tables last night.

He promised to-- to look at
my plans this morning.

Mr. Wade, if there is some
mistake or disappointment,
I am awfully sorry.

Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Sure.

Hi, Chaz.
Oh, hi, Pearl.

Where are you going?
Oh, just walking around.

Hey. What are you doing
talking to her?

I thought after last night,
you'd give me
all your attention.

Don't worry
about them, honey.
Cindy's here.

Well, Cindy can just get
her little self lost.
He's my man.

Hi, Chaz.
Hi.

[ Yelps ]
Hey!

Thanks a lot.
Don't you come near me.

Then stay away from my man.
Your man?
Since when was he your man?

What do you mean your man?
I'm the one--
Jerk!

[ All Talking At Once ]

Hey. Hey, hey, hey, turkey.

What's with you
and our chicks?

Oh. Well, we're just
havin' a little
fling, you know.

I mean, man-to-man,
they kinda dig me.
Ya dig?

You dig this, pie face.

We don't like outsiders
moving in on our girls.

He gets real mean when
that happens. You understand?
Yeah, punk.

Now, listen.
This is a free country,

and if your girls
like me better,
that's their business.

Wrong.
It's our business too.

Maybe he needs to be
taught a little lesson, hmm?
Yeah!

I think so.
Just a minute, fellas. I mean,
just one little minute?

Bye!
Ah, ah, ah, ah.

We'll catch him later.
It's all right.

Chuckie, wait for me.

It's later.
Chuckie!

Oh. Are we alone?
Is it safe?

Ah, Mr. Huffman.
How good to see you.

I've been looking
for you everywhere.
Something wrong?

Wrong? Every woman
on this island
is out for me.

Pretty ones,
fat ones with gold teeth,

little ones, skinny ones--

Being irresistible to women
was your fantasy,
Mr. Huffman, wasn't it?

- Yeah, but it's killing me.
- What a way to die.

[ Woman ]
Hey. There he is.
Let's get him.

Oh, they're coming. Please,
Mr. Roarke, you gotta
help me out of this.

Well, I'll see what
I can do, Mr. Huffman,

but I'm afraid
I did warn you, didn't I,

that the, uh,
love root potency
wears off very slowly.

Please! You gotta
help me out of this!

[ Splash ]

Fred, I've been looking
everywhere for you.

Oh, Mr. Roarke told me
what happened.

Fred, what are you doing?

Just throwing away
a dream. That's all.

We don't have to
give up hope now.

What hope?

Our option
on Green Parrot Bay
runs out tomorrow.

Well, you know that.

Where are people like us
gonna get $50,000
to renew it?

[ Sighs ]
Maybe nowhere.

I-- I was such a fool.

Come on now.
Don't say that.

Joan, I lost $30,000.

Our equity in the house.

The children's college
educations.

I might just as well have
flushed it down the toilet.

I was a fool and a jerk.
Don't you ever say that.

I won't listen to you.

You're my husband and--
and the father of my children...

and the greatest man I've ever
known-- or ever want to know.

So what if we're down
and almost broke?

We've-- We've been there before.

And I wanna tell you something.

I'm not worried because
we'll be just fine.

I know you, and I know
what you're capable of,

and we'll be just fine.

You know, for someone in
our financial straights,

you sure are a hell of
an optimist, lady.

Well, why shouldn't I be?

I'm married to Mr. Hotel,

and he always finds
some way to bounce back.

Maybe we can bounce back.

[ Gasps ]
Oh, Mr. Roarke. Thank you.

Thank you a million times.

Please, please, Miss Smith.
You have thanked me
quite enough.

Oh, but appearing
in Swan Lake with
the Bolshoi Ballet--

It's a fantasy I never
dreamed could be fulfilled.
[ Chuckles ]

Oh, it was really nothing.
[ Laughs ]
Nothing, he says.

And me, Carlotta Smith,
the head swan.

Come, my darling.
We must rehearse together--
just the two of us.

Um, she is really
quite graceful, Tattoo.

No. Really.

[ Sighs ]

Hey, boss.
I think I find
Mr. Huffman.

Well, please
invite him in, Tattoo.

Oh. Thank you. Thank you.
[ Panting ]

Thank you very much. Oh.
It's been a nightmare.

I tell you.
It's a jungle out there.

Did you fix things?
Am I safe?

Yes, Mr. Huffman.
I fixed things.
It wasn't easy.

The power of
the love root is great.

But yes, yes.
I've been able to nullify
its effect on almost all women.

Almost all?

Uh, there is one--
One?

Who? I don't want anything
to do with any of the women
I've met on this island.

They don't care anything
about me as a person.

All they're interested in
is my body.

Please, Mr. Huffman.
Please.

There are some forces
beyond my control--
even on Fantasy Island.

And one young lady's
interest in you
will simply not go away.

Ah. Perhaps
you should meet her.

Tattoo.

[ Door Opens ]

- Chuck?
- Steph?

Stephanie Marie?

It's you.

Mr. Roarke, this is
my fiancée, Stephanie.

Yes, I know.

Oh, Chuck, look at you.

You probably haven't had
a decent meal in days.

[ Gasps ]
Oh, and look how tired you look.

I've been fishing.
Oh?

Hard work, fishing.

Oh, Steph.

I'm so glad to see you.
Mmm.

You don't know how much
I missed you.

I didn't know it
until just now.

Steph, how did you get
all the way out here?

Oh. Uh, Mr. Roarke.
He sent for me two days ago.

He said he thought
you might need me.

And you came here
just like that.

Of course I did.

Chuck, I'll always come
when you need me.

Oh.

♪♪ [ Piano ]

You're the one who kept
talking about bouncing back.

Now keep your fingers
crossed.

I'm gonna play the whole
10,000 at once.

No, Fred. No.

[ No Audible Dialogue ]

Nine.

Nine. A natural.
Pay Mr. Wade, please.

Place all bets, please.

Let it ride.

♪♪ [ Piano Continues ]

[ Man ]
Extra card anyone?

No?

Bank has six.
Pay seven, eight and nine.

Mr. Wade wins
$20,000.

Fred, you did it!

You won back the 40,000!

I know. I know.
It just happened so fast.

[ Man ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
the shoe is ready.

Oh, sweetheart.
[ Man ]
Place your bets, please.

Fred, what's wrong?

What's wrong is--
Look, we didn't
come here to get even.

We came here because
we had this-- this dream,

this-- this fantasy
about building a hotel.

Oh, but that's all over.

But don't you see?

It-- It doesn't have to be.

Well, now, look.
You yourself said...

that the only thing
that was important was
you and me and the kids.

Yeah, but--
That these
didn't matter. Well,

we've got you
and me and the kids.

But what we haven't got
is our dream.

And I don't wanna be
the one that-- that kills
this family's dream...

for a lousy $40,000.

Do you want to keep on playing?

I-- I know it's
a long shot, but...

I don't think I could ever
look my face in the mirror again
if I didn't at least try.

I wanna try for the option
money on the land.

All right. Go.

All bets down, please.

[ Man ]
The bank has six.

Pay seven, eight and nine.
A-- A natural.

A nine. Pay Mr. Wade.

Your luck seems to have
changed this evening,
Mr. Wade.

Do you wish to play again?
Oh, let-- let it--
let it ride.

[ Man ]
Very good, sir.

Mr. Wade is now playing
for $80,000.

Ladies and gentlemen,
does anyone need
an additional card?

No cards.

The bank has seven.
Pay eight and nine.

Congratulations,
Mr. Wade.

Fred, you won back all
the money for the house...

and the option money
for the land and then some.

I know, but it--
it's not enough. No.

I-- I-- I wanna
go for it all.

I-- I wanna get enough
to pay for the whole hotel
at Green Parrot Bay.

Oh, Fred,
you're not serious.

Well, why not?
I mean, maybe tonight's
my lucky night.

I don't know.
It's crazy. I know.

But-- But if I do it--
I mean, if we can do it,

I won't have to be beholden
to the Otis Haydens
of this world ever again.

But what if you lose?

L-- Let it ride.

The bank has seven.

Pay eight and nine.

Oh!

[ Man ]
Pay Mr. Wade $320,000.

Do you bet, Mr. Wade?

Uh, let it ride.

[ Man ]
Play $320,000.

Cards coming out.
Good luck, sir.

Fred, maybe you better
hold back enough money
for the house and the car.

The bank has an eight.

Mr. Wade, you must have
a nine to win.

- Nine.
- [ Crowd Gasps ]

- [ Man ]
A natural nine.
- [ Joan Laughs ]

Let it ride.
Let-- Let it ride.

[ Man ] You've won
an extremely large amount
of money, Mr. Wade.

Perhaps you would
like to reconsider.

The $640,000 rides.

[ Crowd Gasps ]

[ Man ]
Mr. Roarke?

The bank has six. Sir?

- I've got eight.
- [ Man ]
Pay Mr. Wade $640,000.

[ Gasps ]

One more time.

Sir, there's
$1,280,000 out there.

I know how much
money's there.

But, you see, my--
my hotel's g-- uh, it's
gonna cost twice that much.

Two and a half
million dollars.

Let--

Let it ride.

Uh, perhaps, Mr. Wade,
you should listen
to your wife.

You've already won
a great deal of money.

In fact, I congratulate you.
You've broken the bank.

Uh, but this table
is closed for the evening.

No.

Oh, I-- I wanna
keep playing.

I have to keep playing.

Uh, if you insist
on another hand,

uh, I'm afraid the only
wager I can offer...

is, uh, the ownership
of Fantasy Island itself.

Accepted.

Um, since I am, uh--
[ Chuckles ]

literally playing
for my house,

I'd like to deal
this hand, if I may.

My pleasure.
Thank you.

- Nine!
- [ Crowd Gasps ]

The house also has nine.

[ Crowd Groans ]

Seven!
Can-- Can you beat that,
Mr. Roarke?

Zero.

The house takes another card.

Eight. The house wins.

Excuse me.
[ Crowd Gasps ]

Poor Mr. Wade.
I feel sorry for him.

Cheer up, Tattoo.

Remember, this is
Fantasy Island.

Ah, Mr. Roarke.
Mr. Huffman.

Stephanie and I wanna
thank you.

We're getting married
as soon as we reach
the mainland.

To love, honor and obey
for all the years to come?

For all the years.

Who you love is a lot more
important than how many.

What is that
supposed to mean?

[ Chuck ]
It's just a little philosophy.
You pick it up out here.

Uh-huh.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.

Oh, honey.
I forgot my purse.
Oh. Uh, I'll get it for you.

Mr. Roarke, you--
you didn't tell him that
the contest was a phony,

that I arranged for it?
Of course not.

You see, the thing is that
marriage is very important.

I just didn't want him thinking
that he had made a mistake
for the rest of his life.

- I understand.
- Uh, the $500 fee
is in my bag,

and, uh, I don't want
Chuck to see it.

Can I send it to you?

Why don't you keep it
for your honeymoon?

[ Gasps ]
Mr. Roarke. Oh, thank you.

You're very welcome.
Thank you so much for
both our fantasies.

You're very welcome.
I'll have the Jeep--
Oh.

pick you up at your bungalow
to take you to the airplane.

Thank you.
Bye-bye.
Good-bye.

No contest? No fee?
No nothing?

Oh, well.

And, uh, now, Tattoo,
if you please.

If you please what?

Not even a little drop?

It wouldn't make
any difference, Tattoo.
It's only scented water.

But all those women.
How did you do it?

You live here.
Need I remind you anything is
possible on Fantasy Island?

[ Women Giggling ]
Ah, here come the Wades.

Well, Mr. and Mrs. Wade,
you've had a rather
hectic stay with us.

Oh, we have had that.

It's been
quite an experience.
I can say that.

But like I tell ya,
Mr. Roarke, I'm not a man to
look back. I never have been.

That's a good attitude,
Mr. Wade.

Amazing.
[ Fred ]
I'll tell you what's amazing.

What's amazing to me
is that your face towels
are frayed.

No. No. No question about it.
It came as quite a shock to me.

I mean, everything here
at Fantasy Island is--
is so first-rate, but--

well, those-- those face towels
of yours, they certainly have
seen better days.

Now,

I happen to have
a line of face towels...

that I think
you might wanna consider
for replacement.

I will, Mr. Wade.
Oh, I will.

Oh, before I forget,
I have something for you.

I received a cable from
Mr. Otis Hayden this morning.

He apologized profusely
for leaving so suddenly
yesterday.

It appears
there was an emergency
he had to attend to.

A cashier's check
for $47,000.

- Oh!
- Mr. Hayden asked me
to reimburse you...

for any and all
expenses incurred...

as a token of his good faith
and in hopes...

that you still want him as
a partner at Green Parrot Bay.

Then-- Then he studied
the plans.

Well, I assume so.
According to his cable,

his private jet will meet
the seaplane when it lands...

and take you and Mrs. Wade
back to the States where
you can iron out the details.

Oh, Fred, it's what
we dreamed of all our lives.
It's come true!

I know. I know. I--
I just can't believe it.
I don't believe it.

But you better hurry.
You don't want to be late
for this appointment.

Thank you very much.
Good-bye, Mrs. Wade.

Good-bye.
Good-bye.

All right. All right.
I buy the face towels.