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The plane! The plane!

[ Chattering ]

[ Giggling ]

Hurry, Tattoo. Hurry. We don't want to be late.

Hurry, hurry, hurry. For once I would like to be late for the plane.

Tattoo, our guests have been waiting a long time for their fantasies.

We certainly wouldn't want to cheat them out of a single second.

[ Women Giggling ]

Smiles. Smiles, everyone.

We want our guests to feel welcome.

[ Giggling, Chattering ]

[ Roarke ] Ah. Mr. Chuck Huffman.

You should keep your eye on him, Tattoo. Why?

I hope you make these guests pay the full price for a change.

As a matter of fact, he won a contest.

His visit is free.

Free? Then what's so special about him?

Oh, nothing you could call special, Tattoo. In fact, Mr. Chuck Huffman...

is what you might call the average workingman.

It's his fantasy you might find special.

It might be close to one of your own. One of my own?

Mr. Huffman wants to spend his weekend here and be-- Are you ready?

Irresistible to women.

Irresistible to women? You can do that, boss?

[ Chuckles ] If it isn't Mr. Hotel.

Mr. Hotel?

[ Roarke ] That's what he hopes his friends and business associates call him.

Actually, his name is Fred Wade. For the past 23 years,

he's been selling hotel supplies throughout the American Midwest.

He and his wife, Joan, have a house, three children...

and a yellow cat named Elmer in a suburb just outside Topeka.

Is Mr. Hotel here to sell something?

Oh, most definitely, Tattoo.

The most important product he's ever sold in his life,

and he has it inside that attaché case.

What is it?

What he's geared his whole life for.

What people call the great American dream.

My dear guests, I am Mr. Roarke, your host.

Welcome to Fantasy Island.

Welcome indeed.

[ Roarke ] Ah, Mr. Huffman. Please come in.

I take it you're ready for your fantasy, huh? That's right. I guess I am.

Oh, but first, I don't know where to mail this letter.

This would be a letter to Stephanie.

- I'll take it for you. - How do you know about her?

Oh, Mr. Huffman, there is very little on Fantasy Island I don't know.

You and Stephanie have been engaged to be married for the last, uh, six years.

- That's right. - [ Chuckles ] Sit down, please.

Uh, look. I hope you don't feel that I'm cheating on Stephanie.

I really do love her.

At least I think I love her. It's very difficult to tell these days.

I mean, the whole world is in the middle of a sexual revolution.

But Stephanie's idea of a hot time is to...

watch Lawrence Welk...

and have popcorn parties.

You want some excitement in your life.

Well, I'm really not sure.

It just seems to me that I should find out about some things.

Maybe do some things before I'm really ready to marry Stephanie.

What you really mean is that you would like a chance to sow your wild oats.

A very honorable fantasy.

[ Chuck ] Well, maybe it's a pretty dumb one...

for a guy like me.

I mean, after all, I'm not really like Burt Reynolds.

Oh, Mr. Huffman.

This is Fantasy Island.

And here, if you wish to be irresistible to women,

then irresistible you shall be.

This is a truly spectacular place, Mr. Roarke.

Thank you, Mr. Huffman. Thank you.

Tell me. Can you really make me irresistible...

to women like them?

To them and to all women, Mr. Huffman,

if you are really certain that is what you want.

Are you kidding?

I mean, well, if you really can, I'm as ready as I'll ever be.

Very well then. [ Clears Throat ]

Tattoo, the chest, please.

[ Splash ]

There is a strange plant,

which grows only on this island,

that the natives call the love root.

Legend has it that whoever wears the juice...

distilled from its flowers...

becomes irresistibly attractive to the opposite sex.

Try some.

That's it. That's it, Mr. Huffman. Sparingly.

Believe me, it won't wash off, and the potency may linger for days.

Are you sure this is gonna work for me?

Why not find out?

You mean right now? Good luck, Mr. Huffman. Tattoo.

But, Mr. Roarke. I-- If you need any help, keep me in mind.

I needed that.

Were you looking at me?

Me? Oh. Oh, no, no.

No, no. No. Of course not.

[ Chuckles ] Well, why not?

Why not what?

Well, why weren't you looking at me?

I was looking at you.

You were?

From the moment you walked over.

Well, can I get you anything?

No, thank you. You're sure?

You know, that cologne you're wearing is driving me crazy.

What's it called? My cologne?

Uh, well, the, uh-- the natives have their own name for it,

but I'm going to call it...

Terrific.

Joan, I'm telling you.

That $6,000 we spent to come here to Fantasy Island...

is the best investment we ever made.

Yes, dear. What?

I said, "Yes, dear." If we get to meet Mr. Hayden.

Well, of course we're gonna get to meet Mr. Hayden.

I mean, that was our fantasy, wasn't it?

To meet the owner of the Hayden chain of hotels.

I mean, why else would Roarke bring us all the way down here...

and then insist on meeting us tonight at the casino if he wasn't ready to deliver?

[ Clears Throat ]

[ Clicks Tongue, Groans ]

Joan, can you fix this thing?

Well, it's-- it's just that--

that you've been tryin' to get to him for such a long time,

and-- and now, just like that, Mr. Roarke's got it all set.

Oh, but believe me, honey.

Once Mr. Hayden sees those pictures, there's no way he can turn us down.

Thanks.

♪♪ [ Piano ]

Any sign of Mr. Hayden yet? No. Not yet.

But I'm tellin' you, honey. This place is the regular who's who of the Dow Jones.

Well, they'd have to be just to be able to play in this casino. Hmm?

The attendant in the washroom told me...

that the minimum bet on these tables is $5,000.

[ Whistles ]

This way, if you will, Mr. Hayden.

♪♪ [ Piano Continues ]

How many times must I tell you that you shouldn't flirt with our guests?

It's only fair, boss. Everybody else has their fantasy around here.

Why not me?

Have Mr. and Mrs. Wade arrived yet? Yes. They are at the bar.

They've been here a half an hour.

Try to keep out of trouble while I'm gone, will you?

Mr. and Mrs. Wade, am I interrupting? Oh, no. Not at all.

I-- I'm just a little anxious to get going.

When do I get to meet Mr. Hayden?

As a matter of fact, he's waiting for you now.

Over there?

At the baccarat table?

Oh, but he's gambling.

No, no. Nobody likes to be interrupted when they're relaxing.

I've been a salesman for too long not to know that.

Uh, maybe I better just try to get to him at some other place that's a little more private.

Uh, Mr. Wade, I'm afraid you're operating under a misconception.

Your fantasy was to spend a few minutes in the company of Mr. Otis Hayden.

Now, the circumstances for such a meeting...

were not prescribed.

I'm afraid if you're going to meet Mr. Hayden...

it will have to be on his terms.

You-- You mean there's no other way?

Tomorrow morning, Mr. Hayden has a full schedule of business meetings...

before his flight leaves at noon.

So I'm afraid if you're going to fulfill your fantasy, Mr. Wade,

it's now... or never.

I-- I don't have the kind of money to go out there on the floor and make $5,000 bets.

Oh, but you do, Mr. Wade. You do.

That is, if you really want to meet Mr. Hayden.

Tattoo. Tattoo. Please.

Uh, what is the, uh, line of credit we've established for the Wades?

"Equity in house: approximately $29,000.

"Value of two cars owned:

"approximately $6,300.

"Savings, bonds and stocks:

"another $5,000 to $6,000.

Line of credit established: $40,000."

Thank you, Tattoo. Thank you very much.

All or part of that $40,000...

is available for you to play with, Mr. Wade.

You're asking me to-- to-- to risk everything I have in the world.

Only if you believe.

Only if you believe enough in that dream you carry around with you.

♪♪ [ Rock ]

♪♪ [ Continues ]

Excuse me.

Yes, boss?

Tattoo,

how many times do I have to tell you that this is Mr. Huffman's fantasy?

Well, Mr. Huffman is not here.

So I-- I thought that someone should, uh, warm up all these beautiful girls.

Your sense of self-sacrifice is admirable, but I'm afraid it's time to cool off.

Oh, Chuckie. Don't be shy.

Just move with the music.

But I've never learned to dance too good.

Hey, you're Mr. Terrific. Remember?

Now come on. Dance with me.

Well, I guess I can try.

♪♪ [ Continues ]

Oh, man. Watch it.

I'm terribly sorry. Really. I'm very, very sorry. Oh--

Excuse me, miss. That jerk.

Can you believe a turkey like that in a swingin' place like this?

Hey. Do you believe this? Cindy?

Hey. Cindy.

Pearl.

Pearl, where are you goin'?

Who are you? I'm Pearl, and I think I'm in love.

[ Giggles ] Wait your turn, Pearl.

I found him first. All right, girls. Now don't fight.

I'll get around to each one of ya.

Hey. Watch it, man. Sorry, folks.

Mmm. That's okay, sugar. All right. All right.

Outta sight.

- Gloria! - Too much.

What's he got? Will you tell me, please, what's he got?

Our girls.

Eat your heart out, Burt Reynolds.

I'm not sure I really understand how this game works.

Oh, it's really quite simple, Mr. Wade.

Here. Uh, watch for a moment.

All bets down, please.

[ Roarke ] The bank and one player are each dealt two cards...

from the box which is called the shoe.

The, uh, hand totaling nine or closest to it...

determines the winner between the bank and the player.

[ Man ] Cards, ladies and gentlemen?

What about those two nines there? Does that mean that the player gets double?

No, no, Mr. Wade. You see, you must add the two cards together.

It's the last digit of the total that determines the value of the hand.

You see, the total of her cards is 18.

So that-- [ Fred ] So that means she'd have an eight.

An eight. Now, all picture cards count as 10.

All other cards count at face value.

But then a queen and a-- and a six would make 16.

That means you'd have six. Six. Precisely.

Well, that seems simple enough.

Are you ready then? [ Man ] Dealer has seven.

Yeah.

[ Man ] Does anyone have eight or nine? The bank wins.

Chips for Mr. Wade, please.

Thank you.

Eight chips, each worth $5,000.

Yes. Excuse me, Mr. Hayden.

This is Mr. Fred Wade, the gentleman I was telling you about earlier.

Oh, yes, yes. Sit down, Wade. Sit down. Good to see you.

Sit down.

Place all bets.

Good evening, sir. Will you be playing?

Understand we're in the same business.

Oh, yes, yes. Uh, I've been in the hotel business for 23 years now,

and it certainly is an honor to meet you.

I-- I've been trying for almost a year.

[ Man ] Cards, ladies and gentlemen?

Mr. Wade, do you wish an extra card, sir? Yes.

[ Hayden ] Quite a place they have here at Fantasy Island, eh?

Oh, yes, sir.

Bank has six.

Pay seven, eight and nine.

Sorry, Mr. Wade.

Better luck next hand.

Sure does go fast, doesn't it? Oh, yes. That's what I like about it.

[ Man ] Place your bets, please.

[ Man ] Another card, Mr. Wade?

No.

Roarke tells me that you might have something of interest for me.

Well, I-- I have this place in Mexico.

[ Man ] Bank has eight. Pay nine only.

[ Hayden ] Mexico.

Place your bets, please. How big a hotel do you have down there?

Oh, w-well, I don't have a hotel. I-- I'm hoping to build one.

[ Man ] No one wishes cards?

Bank has seven.

Pay eight and nine.

A six. I'm sorry, Mr. Wade.

Place all bets, please.

Where are your other hotels?

Oh, see, I don't have any. I'm-- I'm afraid you misunderstood.

You see, I-- I'm a salesman. I sell hotel supplies.

Well, I've been doing that for over 23 years now.

You-- You can check the records.

Probably nobody knows more about hotels than me.

In fact, some of my best friends call me Mr. Hotel.

[ Man ] Cards, ladies and gentlemen? Mr. Wade?

- No. - Well, what do you want from me, Wade?

To look at my plans. Yeah. I-- I have an option...

on a-- a property there called Green Parrot Bay,

and if I could just show you the pictures,

wow, there's probably not a more exciting place in the whole world.

And if I look at your presentation, then what?

Well, then I was hoping that we could build it.

I mean that you could build it, and I could run it.

We could become partners. Like I said--

Yes, I know. They call you Mr. Hotel.

[ Man ] Bank has eight. Pay nine.

You'll have to excuse me.

My wife is here, and we're going to have dinner.

Wh-What about my plans?

Well, I'll be having breakfast tomorrow morning at 8:00 in the dining room.

Now, if you send the plans to my room tonight,

I'll try to look at them, and we'll discuss them in the morning.

Looks like I made enough to pay for dinner.

- Oh. Yeah. - Check me out, please.

How'd you do? Oh, fine, fine.

Just fine. Good evening.

Good evening.

[ Man ] The bank has nine. The bank wins.

[ Man ] Place your bets, please.

[ Snoring ]

[ Water Sloshing ]

Good morning, honored sir. I'm Lelani, your maid.

Oh.

[ Gasps ]

Oh. Good morning.

Uh-- Gee, you'll have to excuse the mess around here.

You see, we had a little party here last night, and I guess that things got a little wild.

Well, you know the old saying. If ya got it, use it.

Ooh.

Ah.

You got drink for Lelani too, mister?

Oh, sure. Uh, have a little soda.

Here's looking to you, Mr. Handsome.

Oh, thanks.

But no thanks. Oh?

Look, Lelani. You come and clean later.

Okay? Yes. Wonderful idea. You bet.

But why work when we can have so much fun?

What you say? Lelani make you very happy.

Well, Lelani, I'm really rather tired.

Lelani perk you up. Lelani perk you up in very big hurry.

Don't go. Oh, don't you run away from Lelani.

I catch you. I catch you. I catch you.

Handsome mister.

You don't know what you're missing.

[ Birds Twittering ]

Lelani make you very happy.

Wish me luck, hon. Oh, you don't need luck. You're Mr. Hotel.

♪♪ [ Humming ]

Well, Mr. Wade. You look pleased with yourself this morning. I should be, Mr. Roarke.

I didn't get a chance to tell you last night.

I-- I guess I was too excited, but it was all really worth it.

Then your fantasy was fulfilled, huh?

Oh, it sure was.

You were so right. I mean, for $30,000,

I got to meet Mr. Hayden on his own turf.

And-- And he felt comfortable with me.

I mean, I wasn't just some two-bit salesman hustling a pitch.

I was right there with him slugging it out on the old baccarat table.

It's nice that you are satisfied. I sure am, Tattoo.

As a matter of fact, I'm on my way to the dining room to meet with him right now.

Now?

Yeah. [ Roarke ] With Mr. Hayden?

Uh, did you have an appointment with him?

Oh, yeah. Well, he-- he told me to meet him at 8:00 for breakfast,

and-- and then we'd go over the plans.

Something wrong?

Mr. Hayden left on the plane an hour ago.

Oh, no. No. He-- He couldn't have.

He left a package for you at the main house.

I-- I lost $30,000 at your tables last night.

He promised to-- to look at my plans this morning.

Mr. Wade, if there is some mistake or disappointment, I am awfully sorry.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sure.

Hi, Chaz. Oh, hi, Pearl.

Where are you going? Oh, just walking around.

Hey. What are you doing talking to her?

I thought after last night, you'd give me all your attention.

Don't worry about them, honey. Cindy's here.

Well, Cindy can just get her little self lost. He's my man.

Hi, Chaz. Hi.

[ Yelps ] Hey!

Thanks a lot. Don't you come near me.

Then stay away from my man. Your man? Since when was he your man?

What do you mean your man? I'm the one-- Jerk!

[ All Talking At Once ]

Hey. Hey, hey, hey, turkey.

What's with you and our chicks?

Oh. Well, we're just havin' a little fling, you know.

I mean, man-to-man, they kinda dig me. Ya dig?

You dig this, pie face.

We don't like outsiders moving in on our girls.

He gets real mean when that happens. You understand? Yeah, punk.

Now, listen. This is a free country,

and if your girls like me better, that's their business.

Wrong. It's our business too.

Maybe he needs to be taught a little lesson, hmm? Yeah!

I think so. Just a minute, fellas. I mean, just one little minute?

Bye! Ah, ah, ah, ah.

We'll catch him later. It's all right.

Chuckie, wait for me.

It's later. Chuckie!

Oh. Are we alone? Is it safe?

Ah, Mr. Huffman. How good to see you.

I've been looking for you everywhere. Something wrong?

Wrong? Every woman on this island is out for me.

Pretty ones, fat ones with gold teeth,

little ones, skinny ones--

Being irresistible to women was your fantasy, Mr. Huffman, wasn't it?

- Yeah, but it's killing me. - What a way to die.

[ Woman ] Hey. There he is. Let's get him.

Oh, they're coming. Please, Mr. Roarke, you gotta help me out of this.

Well, I'll see what I can do, Mr. Huffman,

but I'm afraid I did warn you, didn't I,

that the, uh, love root potency wears off very slowly.

Please! You gotta help me out of this!

[ Splash ]

Fred, I've been looking everywhere for you.

Oh, Mr. Roarke told me what happened.

Fred, what are you doing?

Just throwing away a dream. That's all.

We don't have to give up hope now.

What hope?

Our option on Green Parrot Bay runs out tomorrow.

Well, you know that.

Where are people like us gonna get $50,000 to renew it?

[ Sighs ] Maybe nowhere.

I-- I was such a fool.

Come on now. Don't say that.

Joan, I lost $30,000.

Our equity in the house.

The children's college educations.

I might just as well have flushed it down the toilet.

I was a fool and a jerk. Don't you ever say that.

I won't listen to you.

You're my husband and-- and the father of my children...

and the greatest man I've ever known-- or ever want to know.

So what if we're down and almost broke?

We've-- We've been there before.

And I wanna tell you something.

I'm not worried because we'll be just fine.

I know you, and I know what you're capable of,

and we'll be just fine.

You know, for someone in our financial straights,

you sure are a hell of an optimist, lady.

Well, why shouldn't I be?

I'm married to Mr. Hotel,

and he always finds some way to bounce back.

Maybe we can bounce back.

[ Gasps ] Oh, Mr. Roarke. Thank you.

Thank you a million times.

Please, please, Miss Smith. You have thanked me quite enough.

Oh, but appearing in Swan Lake with the Bolshoi Ballet--

It's a fantasy I never dreamed could be fulfilled. [ Chuckles ]

Oh, it was really nothing. [ Laughs ] Nothing, he says.

And me, Carlotta Smith, the head swan.

Come, my darling. We must rehearse together-- just the two of us.

Um, she is really quite graceful, Tattoo.

No. Really.

[ Sighs ]

Hey, boss. I think I find Mr. Huffman.

Well, please invite him in, Tattoo.

Oh. Thank you. Thank you. [ Panting ]

Thank you very much. Oh. It's been a nightmare.

I tell you. It's a jungle out there.

Did you fix things? Am I safe?

Yes, Mr. Huffman. I fixed things. It wasn't easy.

The power of the love root is great.

But yes, yes. I've been able to nullify its effect on almost all women.

Almost all?

Uh, there is one-- One?

Who? I don't want anything to do with any of the women I've met on this island.

They don't care anything about me as a person.

All they're interested in is my body.

Please, Mr. Huffman. Please.

There are some forces beyond my control-- even on Fantasy Island.

And one young lady's interest in you will simply not go away.

Ah. Perhaps you should meet her.

Tattoo.

[ Door Opens ]

- Chuck? - Steph?

Stephanie Marie?

It's you.

Mr. Roarke, this is my fiancée, Stephanie.

Yes, I know.

Oh, Chuck, look at you.

You probably haven't had a decent meal in days.

[ Gasps ] Oh, and look how tired you look.

I've been fishing. Oh?

Hard work, fishing.

Oh, Steph.

I'm so glad to see you. Mmm.

You don't know how much I missed you.

I didn't know it until just now.

Steph, how did you get all the way out here?

Oh. Uh, Mr. Roarke. He sent for me two days ago.

He said he thought you might need me.

And you came here just like that.

Of course I did.

Chuck, I'll always come when you need me.

Oh.

♪♪ [ Piano ]

You're the one who kept talking about bouncing back.

Now keep your fingers crossed.

I'm gonna play the whole 10,000 at once.

No, Fred. No.

[ No Audible Dialogue ]

Nine.

Nine. A natural. Pay Mr. Wade, please.

Place all bets, please.

Let it ride.

♪♪ [ Piano Continues ]

[ Man ] Extra card anyone?

No?

Bank has six. Pay seven, eight and nine.

Mr. Wade wins $20,000.

Fred, you did it!

You won back the 40,000!

I know. I know. It just happened so fast.

[ Man ] Ladies and gentlemen, the shoe is ready.

Oh, sweetheart. [ Man ] Place your bets, please.

Fred, what's wrong?

What's wrong is-- Look, we didn't come here to get even.

We came here because we had this-- this dream,

this-- this fantasy about building a hotel.

Oh, but that's all over.

But don't you see?

It-- It doesn't have to be.

Well, now, look. You yourself said...

that the only thing that was important was you and me and the kids.

Yeah, but-- That these didn't matter. Well,

we've got you and me and the kids.

But what we haven't got is our dream.

And I don't wanna be the one that-- that kills this family's dream...

for a lousy $40,000.

Do you want to keep on playing?

I-- I know it's a long shot, but...

I don't think I could ever look my face in the mirror again if I didn't at least try.

I wanna try for the option money on the land.

All right. Go.

All bets down, please.

[ Man ] The bank has six.

Pay seven, eight and nine. A-- A natural.

A nine. Pay Mr. Wade.

Your luck seems to have changed this evening, Mr. Wade.

Do you wish to play again? Oh, let-- let it-- let it ride.

[ Man ] Very good, sir.

Mr. Wade is now playing for $80,000.

Ladies and gentlemen, does anyone need an additional card?

No cards.

The bank has seven. Pay eight and nine.

Congratulations, Mr. Wade.

Fred, you won back all the money for the house...

and the option money for the land and then some.

I know, but it-- it's not enough. No.

I-- I-- I wanna go for it all.

I-- I wanna get enough to pay for the whole hotel at Green Parrot Bay.

Oh, Fred, you're not serious.

Well, why not? I mean, maybe tonight's my lucky night.

I don't know. It's crazy. I know.

But-- But if I do it-- I mean, if we can do it,

I won't have to be beholden to the Otis Haydens of this world ever again.

But what if you lose?

L-- Let it ride.

The bank has seven.

Pay eight and nine.

Oh!

[ Man ] Pay Mr. Wade $320,000.

Do you bet, Mr. Wade?

Uh, let it ride.

[ Man ] Play $320,000.

Cards coming out. Good luck, sir.

Fred, maybe you better hold back enough money for the house and the car.

The bank has an eight.

Mr. Wade, you must have a nine to win.

- Nine. - [ Crowd Gasps ]

- [ Man ] A natural nine. - [ Joan Laughs ]

Let it ride. Let-- Let it ride.

[ Man ] You've won an extremely large amount of money, Mr. Wade.

Perhaps you would like to reconsider.

The $640,000 rides.

[ Crowd Gasps ]

[ Man ] Mr. Roarke?

The bank has six. Sir?

- I've got eight. - [ Man ] Pay Mr. Wade $640,000.

[ Gasps ]

One more time.

Sir, there's $1,280,000 out there.

I know how much money's there.

But, you see, my-- my hotel's g-- uh, it's gonna cost twice that much.

Two and a half million dollars.

Let--

Let it ride.

Uh, perhaps, Mr. Wade, you should listen to your wife.

You've already won a great deal of money.

In fact, I congratulate you. You've broken the bank.

Uh, but this table is closed for the evening.

No.

Oh, I-- I wanna keep playing.

I have to keep playing.

Uh, if you insist on another hand,

uh, I'm afraid the only wager I can offer...

is, uh, the ownership of Fantasy Island itself.

Accepted.

Um, since I am, uh-- [ Chuckles ]

literally playing for my house,

I'd like to deal this hand, if I may.

My pleasure. Thank you.

- Nine! - [ Crowd Gasps ]

The house also has nine.

[ Crowd Groans ]

Seven! Can-- Can you beat that, Mr. Roarke?

Zero.

The house takes another card.

Eight. The house wins.

Excuse me. [ Crowd Gasps ]

Poor Mr. Wade. I feel sorry for him.

Cheer up, Tattoo.

Remember, this is Fantasy Island.

Ah, Mr. Roarke. Mr. Huffman.

Stephanie and I wanna thank you.

We're getting married as soon as we reach the mainland.

To love, honor and obey for all the years to come?

For all the years.

Who you love is a lot more important than how many.

What is that supposed to mean?

[ Chuck ] It's just a little philosophy. You pick it up out here.

Uh-huh. Thank you. Thank you very much.

Oh, honey. I forgot my purse. Oh. Uh, I'll get it for you.

Mr. Roarke, you-- you didn't tell him that the contest was a phony,

that I arranged for it? Of course not.

You see, the thing is that marriage is very important.

I just didn't want him thinking that he had made a mistake for the rest of his life.

- I understand. - Uh, the $500 fee is in my bag,

and, uh, I don't want Chuck to see it.

Can I send it to you?

Why don't you keep it for your honeymoon?

[ Gasps ] Mr. Roarke. Oh, thank you.

You're very welcome. Thank you so much for both our fantasies.

You're very welcome. I'll have the Jeep-- Oh.

pick you up at your bungalow to take you to the airplane.

Thank you. Bye-bye. Good-bye.

No contest? No fee? No nothing?

Oh, well.

And, uh, now, Tattoo, if you please.

If you please what?

Not even a little drop?

It wouldn't make any difference, Tattoo. It's only scented water.

But all those women. How did you do it?

You live here. Need I remind you anything is possible on Fantasy Island?

[ Women Giggling ] Ah, here come the Wades.

Well, Mr. and Mrs. Wade, you've had a rather hectic stay with us.

Oh, we have had that.

It's been quite an experience. I can say that.

But like I tell ya, Mr. Roarke, I'm not a man to look back. I never have been.

That's a good attitude, Mr. Wade.

Amazing. [ Fred ] I'll tell you what's amazing.

What's amazing to me is that your face towels are frayed.

No. No. No question about it. It came as quite a shock to me.

I mean, everything here at Fantasy Island is-- is so first-rate, but--

well, those-- those face towels of yours, they certainly have seen better days.

Now,

I happen to have a line of face towels...

that I think you might wanna consider for replacement.

I will, Mr. Wade. Oh, I will.

Oh, before I forget, I have something for you.

I received a cable from Mr. Otis Hayden this morning.

He apologized profusely for leaving so suddenly yesterday.

It appears there was an emergency he had to attend to.

A cashier's check for $47,000.

- Oh! - Mr. Hayden asked me to reimburse you...

for any and all expenses incurred...

as a token of his good faith and in hopes...

that you still want him as a partner at Green Parrot Bay.

Then-- Then he studied the plans.

Well, I assume so. According to his cable,

his private jet will meet the seaplane when it lands...

and take you and Mrs. Wade back to the States where you can iron out the details.

Oh, Fred, it's what we dreamed of all our lives. It's come true!

I know. I know. I-- I just can't believe it. I don't believe it.

But you better hurry. You don't want to be late for this appointment.

Thank you very much. Good-bye, Mrs. Wade.

Good-bye. Good-bye.

All right. All right. I buy the face towels.