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MY MASERATI DOES 185
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Wait, don't look.
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- I hate this shit.
- Keep them closed!
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Drama, hit me again
and I'm gonna beat the shit out of you.
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- Turtle did it.
- Bullshit.
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I can smell
your lagerfeld-doused fingers.
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- Make a right, right here.
- Where are we going ?
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Hold on, take a step now, step.
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Okay, here we come.
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Steady.
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Almost there.
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Ready and...
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Open!
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Holy shit!
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You bought another $100,000
car, you sick maniac?
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No, it's not for me,
it's for you.
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It's for me?
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Big day for E.
Brand new Maserati,
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and you're gonna pop
your cherry tonight.
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For your big date with Kristen
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you're gonna need
a nice car.
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When finally fucking
your own girlfriend,
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one should travel in style.
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God, this is so sweet.
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You're gonna love it.
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I had an italian
sports car in '94.
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They're a delight.
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You had a Fiat,
Drama.
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Italian,
none the less.
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- I can't take this, Vince.
- I'll take it.
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You've made $6,000 since
you've been my manager.
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You're getting killed.
I feel bad.
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Do you think this is the
right time to be doing this?
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We don't even know when
the next pay day is coming.
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You always got
to ruin everything?
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All right, fine,
they gave it to me.
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- Who gave it to you?
- Beverly Hills Maserati.
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I hooked it up.
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All they want is for Vince
to be seen riding around town.
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Please don't make me beg
you to take a free Maserati.
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They gave you this car so you
could be seen driving around in it.
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That's why I'm gonna roll down
the window and stick my head out
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and you're gonna drive us
to the Laker game.
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Oh, look at that!
That's not a foul?
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Whatever they are paying
you, I'll double it.
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Ed, talk to your boy,
he's gone crazy.
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When was the last time you
made a good call? 11 years ago?
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- Unbelievable!
- You gotta focus up.
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I don't know what you're
doing, but you're killing me.
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Lamar Odom's got
great calves, huh?
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What? He doesn't?
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Yeah, Lamar!
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Way to go, baby,
way to go!
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Big night tonight, huh, E?
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You're like a high school
girl, the way you gossip.
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- You nervous?
- Yeah, I'm nervous.
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I'm saying
I'd be nervous.
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Three months your girl's been
glorifying how you perform.
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And what if you don't
live up to the memory?
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What? We're not talking?
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Please.
Who's not talking?
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I'm watching the game.
Besides, didn't you fire me?
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I fired you? You're
gonna let him interpret?
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- He doesn't even speak the language.
- Oh, gosh.
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- What did he say again?
- "Do 'Aquaman' or find a new agent."
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That's what I recall.
Fuck yeah!
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Get up. Come on,
I paid for the seats.
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- Unbelievable.
- Down in front!
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I paid two grand
for these seats.
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I'll get out there and
launch a three if I want!
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All right, look.
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I'm making some moves for you.
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I am.
We've got some bites.
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Don't throw away
the idea of "Aquaman."
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The script is coming in
tomorrow.
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I don't want to end up doing the
same role for the rest of my life.
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He doesn't want to get typecast!
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Look it. There's the
Joker. There's "Batman."
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There's "Spiderman." They're
all typecast as rich guys.
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Listen, for me,
just read the script.
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If it's not great, you'll
never hear about it again.
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- I promise.
- I'll read the script.
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But if I don't like it
and you mention it again,
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I'm gonna fire you.
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You want me
to interpret that for you, Ari?
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Wow, that sucks.
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I can't believe that.
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No, no, I understand.
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I just-- I really wanted
to see you.
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No, I understand.
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You need anything?
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- Vince!
- Yo!
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- What's up, Lamar?
- What's up, baby?
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- Great game.
- Thanks, man. Good seeing you.
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- Man, when you gonna do a new movie?
- Soon, man, soon.
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Hey, Lamar. What do you
do for your legs, man?
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- What?
- How do you get them looking so good?
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- Vince, your brother's a freak.
- True.
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- Later, man.
- See you, bro.
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Johnny, what's up with you and the legs?
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He thinks
his are too thin.
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I'm reading for "Point Dume" tomorrow.
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I'm a little stressed.
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I'd be more concerned
about your face.
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The Chase men
all have great legs.
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- Don't forget it.
- No, you're lucky.
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You got your mom's calves. I got dad's.
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Vinnie Chase, Jaime Pressly.
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Hey.
How are you?
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Good.
How are you?
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I'm mad at you. We were
supposed to work together.
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You passed on "Torque."
Remember, baby?
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Hey, there's always
"Torque 2."
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So what are you
up to these days?
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Glad you asked.
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I am doing a pet project.
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I'm gonna have a party at my
house at the beach tonight.
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If you guys want to come by,
I can tell you about it.
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Of course.
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- You're kind of invited, too.
- Thank you.
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I would love to show up,
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but it's anal sex night
at the Gold house.
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Thank you for the invite.
I'm gonna go punish my wife.
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- That's nice.
- Good luck, everybody.
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Oh, E! Jaime Pressly's beach party, kid!
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Yeah!
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- I forgot. You can't come.
- Shut up, Turtle.
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This could be
off the hook.
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- What's the matter?
- Kristen's got food poisoning.
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Ah, no. You're coming to this party.
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Nah, drop me off at home.
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It's on the complete
opposite side of town!
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Don't be such a fucking pussy! Oh! Oh!
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You know how much gas
a Maserati burns?
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Come on.
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Oh, he goes to the hoop.
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This is a great party!
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But we decided if you're
gonna be miserable,
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we're gonna be
miserable too.
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Just for the record,
I voted against you, E,
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but I went
with the majority.
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I'm not miserable. I'm pissed I
got stuck with a $400 hotel room.
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Peninsula has a 24-hour
cancellation policy.
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You should at least go
jerk off on the bed.
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You gotta pay for it.
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Let me
get this straight.
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She convinces you to get these
extravagant accommodations
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and then she bails?
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She didn't bail.
She got sick.
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Before the date.
Unlike your girls,
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who get sick
when they arrive.
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Right, right.
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You don't believe her?
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I didn't buy
the period.
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Yeah,
I didn't either.
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You, too?
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Don't beat
around the bush anymore.
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The three of us
can't stand her.
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Okay?
We never could.
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Really?
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I don't like the way
she treats you.
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face facts, E.
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She didn't come to New York.
One day she got her period.
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Next day
she got food poisoning.
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She's fuing somebody else.
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Easy, Turtle.
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That's my girlfriend.
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Christ.
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Look at the tree trunks
on that guy.
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Catch you guys later.
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Hey!
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So, I don't get it.
It's a "Spec-Telethon"?
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Yeah, you know, like
Jerry Lewis does for MS.
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But for dogs?
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Yeah, you like dogs,
don't you?
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Well, of course. I just
didn't know they had MS.
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Well, they do,
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and we can help them.
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Imagine if
we hosted it together.
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How hot would that be?
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Quite.
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- Yeah.
- So, will you do it?
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Sure, of course.
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I just have to talk
to my people.
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Dogs need
people to talk for them.
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Sorry to interrupt
you guys.
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Oh, here's
my people now.
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I'm gonna grab a cab. Thank
you very much. See you.
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- Wait. No!
- Yeah.
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E, come on,
hang out.
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I don't want to. I'm
tired, I want to go home.
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- I'm gonna go to sleep.
- Okay. Yo, everybody!
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- Stop, stop!
- Listen up!
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My friend here E is
trying to bounce!
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Could you convince him
to stay, maybe?
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Leanna, Leanna!
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- Have you met my boy, E?
- No. Hi.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Leanna is a "perfect 10" model.
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You know what that
means-- "au natural."
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Can you believe that,
with those tits?
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Oh my God,
E's "au natural" too.
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He wants to leave.
Can you believe that?
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Why?
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I'm just tired. Want to
go home and go to sleep.
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That's too bad.
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So, what is it you do, E?
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Uh, well, I work with
Vince a little bit.
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- Very cool.
- He works with me. He's my manager.
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He runs my life. I'd
be nowhere without him.
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Even cooler.
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Come on,
I'll take care of you,
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make sure nothing
bad happens.
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- Thanks.
- Nice work.
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I work with Vince a lot.
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I take care of whatever
he needs.
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Like a gopher?
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No, sweetheart.
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It's more like
a manager.
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Why, you looking
for representation?
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What's up?
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You keep staring.
What's up?
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Oh, uh, I was just...
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Can I ask you
a question?
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Yeah, what?
225
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Are those real?
Or are they implants?
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W hat?
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Your calves, bro.
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What, are you joking?
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Okay,
keep it to yourself.
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But if you're telling me
they're real,
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I ain't buying it.
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Hers neither.
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All I'm saying is that
from a girl's point of view,
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if she wanted
to see you,
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she would've asked you
to bring her some soup.
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So, what kind of dog is
your dog?
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He's a Rottweiler.
He's beautiful.
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Oh, yeah,
that's not gonna work.
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You know what?
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Maybe we can get you
like a Chihuahua,
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And we'll pretend
like that's your dog.
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- Perfect!
- Good thing she ain't driving home.
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Let's go swimming.
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Are you kidding?
It's fucking freezing.
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- I'll keep you warm.
- Really?
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- Absolutely.
- Promise?
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- Live a little, come on!
- Okay.
248
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:43,300
- Let's go swimming!
- Are you out of your mind?
249
00:11:43,367 --> 00:11:45,601
Come on,
Vince's manager!
250
00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:47,868
Oh, it's on, baby!
251
00:11:51,133 --> 00:11:52,334
Come on.
252
00:11:57,367 --> 00:12:00,701
Come on, E.
253
00:12:00,767 --> 00:12:02,534
Even if she is
your girlfriend,
254
00:12:02,601 --> 00:12:05,067
it's not cheating
if we're not in love.
255
00:12:09,934 --> 00:12:12,834
Just don't fall in love
with me, okay?
256
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,601
You coming?
257
00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:20,167
No, have fun, bro.
258
00:12:20,234 --> 00:12:22,501
I don't want anyone
to see my legs.
259
00:12:35,467 --> 00:12:36,767
Hello.
260
00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:39,334
Hey! Are you up?
261
00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:43,000
Uh, yeah, barely.
262
00:12:43,067 --> 00:12:45,968
I feel so much better.
I want to see you.
263
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,968
Now?
264
00:12:50,033 --> 00:12:53,100
- It's 7:30 in the morning.
- Check out is not till noon.
265
00:12:53,167 --> 00:12:55,133
I called.
Meet me over there.
266
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:58,033
No! I'm not allowed
to go to the Peninsula.
267
00:12:58,100 --> 00:13:01,601
I had a fight with them last night
and I'm gonna dispute the charges.
268
00:13:01,667 --> 00:13:03,667
Oh, well,
meet me here then.
269
00:13:03,734 --> 00:13:06,300
You know what, I can't.
I got a crazy morning.
270
00:13:06,367 --> 00:13:09,067
God, I thought you were
dying to see me.
271
00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:11,400
Well, I am.
272
00:13:11,467 --> 00:13:13,300
My last class is at 3:00.
273
00:13:13,367 --> 00:13:15,567
Pick me up outside
the James Building.
274
00:13:17,334 --> 00:13:18,968
Hello?
275
00:13:19,033 --> 00:13:20,834
Yeah.
276
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,167
Uh, are you okay?
277
00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:26,000
Yeah, I'm okay.
See you at 3:00.
278
00:13:26,067 --> 00:13:27,667
Okay.
279
00:13:27,734 --> 00:13:29,300
I'm sorry about last night.
280
00:13:29,367 --> 00:13:32,000
I miss you.
281
00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:33,534
Miss you, too.
282
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,934
- Girlfriend?
- Yep.
283
00:13:38,033 --> 00:13:39,968
Who's Rob?
Your boyfriend?
284
00:13:40,033 --> 00:13:42,334
How did you guess?
285
00:13:43,334 --> 00:13:44,934
I gotta go.
286
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,100
Oh, please.
287
00:13:48,601 --> 00:13:50,734
I've never been
with a guy
288
00:13:50,801 --> 00:13:53,267
that didn't want to fuck
me again in the morning.
289
00:13:58,801 --> 00:14:01,367
- Deny till you die.
- That's all I'm saying.
290
00:14:01,434 --> 00:14:04,033
"I don't know what you're
talking about. It never happened."
291
00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:05,934
E, look at me.
292
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,300
"Kristen, I've never
cheated on you in my life."
293
00:14:08,367 --> 00:14:10,968
- That was good, right, Vince?
- Yeah, excellent.
294
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,334
- Very believable.
- E?
295
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:14,267
I'd work on your audition, Drama.
296
00:14:14,334 --> 00:14:17,434
It's not gonna be about
the acting, bro, trust me.
297
00:14:20,501 --> 00:14:23,968
Sir, could you please take
your hands off the mirror?
298
00:14:25,501 --> 00:14:27,534
What do you think?
299
00:14:27,601 --> 00:14:30,234
Nothing says "I cheated" more
than an expensive piece of jewelry.
300
00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:32,100
I'm gonna tell her,
so what's the difference?
301
00:14:32,167 --> 00:14:33,801
No!
302
00:14:33,868 --> 00:14:36,734
- Let's hope she forgives me.
- Don't you listen to a word we say?
303
00:14:36,801 --> 00:14:39,133
I agree with these guys.
You're making a mistake.
304
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,000
All this coming from a guy
who's never had
305
00:14:41,067 --> 00:14:42,901
a relationship that's
lasted longer than a week.
306
00:14:42,968 --> 00:14:44,067
What, and that's an insult?
307
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:47,667
You tell someone you cheated if
you want to break up with them.
308
00:14:47,734 --> 00:14:50,467
Otherwise, it's a selfish
way to get rid of your guilt.
309
00:14:50,534 --> 00:14:52,100
- Well said.
- Thank you.
310
00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:53,901
You tell her, she'll
never trust you again.
311
00:14:53,968 --> 00:14:56,467
If you want to stay with
Kristen, you keep your mouth shut
312
00:14:56,534 --> 00:14:58,434
- and you don't do it again.
- Drama: exactly.
313
00:14:58,501 --> 00:15:00,033
None of this would have
happened
314
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,868
if you guys didn't put it
in my head she was cheating.
315
00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:03,534
Don't blame us
'cause you're weak!
316
00:15:03,601 --> 00:15:05,133
I'll take the blame
for last night,
317
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,734
but you banging her again
this morning. That's on you.
318
00:15:07,801 --> 00:15:09,400
Who said I did?
319
00:15:10,961 --> 00:15:13,532
- What?
- She was really hot.
320
00:15:13,638 --> 00:15:14,525
So?
321
00:15:14,607 --> 00:15:16,743
She was the hottest girl
you ever been with.
322
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:18,567
- Ever.
- Kristen's not hot?
323
00:15:18,634 --> 00:15:22,067
Kristen's cute in that
"I want to marry you
324
00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:23,667
so I can divorce you
some day" way.
325
00:15:23,734 --> 00:15:26,434
But that girl last night--
She could start wars.
326
00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:29,501
She was Vince hot. You
ain't never had Vince hot.
327
00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:31,868
Vince and I used to compete
for girls in high school.
328
00:15:31,934 --> 00:15:34,667
- He didn't always win.
- I let him have Gina Debernardo
329
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,434
when he got cut
from the baseball team.
330
00:15:36,501 --> 00:15:38,834
Take away your fame, we're
still competing and you know it.
331
00:15:38,901 --> 00:15:41,634
Either way, no girls in
high school were that hot.
332
00:15:41,701 --> 00:15:44,300
So just tell us. Did you
fuck her this morning or not?
333
00:15:47,901 --> 00:15:50,434
Uh, how much is this one?
334
00:15:50,501 --> 00:15:51,734
It's $1,400.
335
00:15:51,801 --> 00:15:54,067
Okay, I'll take it.
336
00:15:54,133 --> 00:15:56,200
- He fucked her.
- Definitely.
337
00:16:04,234 --> 00:16:06,501
- Hey, Ari.
- Where are you guys? I got see you now.
338
00:16:06,567 --> 00:16:09,167
I got gold in my hands,
baby. Fucking gold.
339
00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:10,601
We're on our way
to Burke Williams.
340
00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:14,601
Say the words
"Chiang Kai-Shek."
341
00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:16,601
You will get a happy ending.
I'm not kidding.
342
00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:18,267
I'll be right there.
343
00:16:18,334 --> 00:16:19,901
- He's meeting us.
- Why?
344
00:16:19,968 --> 00:16:21,567
I have no idea.
345
00:16:21,634 --> 00:16:23,801
Turtle, roll with me.
Come on.
346
00:16:23,868 --> 00:16:25,834
As usual, I get fucked out of the steam.
347
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:36,100
So you're done
with that girl?
348
00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:38,734
Of course I'm done with her.
It was a one-night mistake.
349
00:16:38,801 --> 00:16:41,534
- You're not gonna call her again?
- I'm not gonna call her.
350
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,667
Hmm, interesting.
351
00:16:43,734 --> 00:16:45,667
I think
I'm gonna call her.
352
00:16:48,701 --> 00:16:52,901
"I'm like the tide, baby.
I come and go as I please."
353
00:16:54,133 --> 00:16:57,601
Okay, that was great,
Johnny.
354
00:16:57,667 --> 00:17:00,701
- Really great.
- We just need to see the legs now.
355
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:15,334
You're not
fucking calling her.
356
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:16,934
What are you being
so territorial about?
357
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,167
- She has a boyfriend.
- That's sweet.
358
00:17:19,234 --> 00:17:22,000
- You should buy him expensive jewelry.
- "Fade in. Arthur curry,
359
00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:25,000
"A.K.A. Aquaman, the heir
to the throne of Poseidon,
360
00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:27,934
"Is being placed gently on a
barrier reef by his father."
361
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,834
- You're kidding me?
- I'm not kidding.
362
00:17:29,901 --> 00:17:31,667
I'm gonna read
this entire script.
363
00:17:31,734 --> 00:17:33,067
You know why?
It's that good.
364
00:17:33,133 --> 00:17:35,167
Andrew Kevin Walker
wrote it.
365
00:17:35,234 --> 00:17:37,367
- The guy who wrote "Seven"?
- Yeah.
366
00:17:37,434 --> 00:17:40,334
Anyone who puts Gwyneth's
head in a box is okay by me.
367
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,934
Still bitter, huh?
After all these years?
368
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,334
You know what?
I fired her.
369
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,801
"As Arthur's father stares
into his son's eyes,
370
00:17:46,868 --> 00:17:49,868
- "He pours the serum X--"
- Ari, we'll read it.
371
00:17:49,934 --> 00:17:51,834
You're gonna read it tonight?
- I'll read it.
372
00:17:51,901 --> 00:17:53,334
- You promise?
- I promise.
373
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,701
You're not lying to me?
374
00:17:54,767 --> 00:17:56,234
I said I'll read it,
I'll read it.
375
00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:57,634
Because it would be
a very big lie.
376
00:17:57,701 --> 00:18:01,100
And one lie begats another,
and it's a slippery slope.
377
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:04,000
- You fucking told him?
- I didn't tell him.
378
00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:06,400
- Jaime told me.
- Jaime told him.
379
00:18:06,467 --> 00:18:08,300
You commit to do the dog Telethon?
380
00:18:08,367 --> 00:18:11,567
I wouldn't exactly call it
a commitment.
381
00:18:11,634 --> 00:18:13,567
Will you watch your boy?
It does not help his career
382
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,300
to do 24 hours
on the "Animal Planet."
383
00:18:15,367 --> 00:18:17,868
And by the way, E,
I happen to know Leanna.
384
00:18:17,934 --> 00:18:20,801
My God, she is way too hot
for you, man.
385
00:18:20,868 --> 00:18:22,133
What'd you roofy her up?
386
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,033
I didn't know you had it
in you.
387
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:26,300
Honestly, I don't.
I'm sick over it.
388
00:18:26,367 --> 00:18:29,701
He bought Kristen jewelry
and he's confessing tonight.
389
00:18:29,767 --> 00:18:32,100
No confessions. Did you
read the papers, you idiot?
390
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:33,175
Did you hear about this guy?
391
00:18:33,251 --> 00:18:35,546
He confessed
to a murder in 1973 with no clues.
392
00:18:35,634 --> 00:18:38,100
They're gonna give him
25 years. Shut your mouth.
393
00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:39,934
Do not say a word,
or you will end up
394
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,801
being gang-banged
by a bunch of cholos.
395
00:18:41,868 --> 00:18:43,667
Just relax.
It's Hollywood, baby.
396
00:18:43,734 --> 00:18:46,133
- Everyone strays sometimes.
- Does your wife?
397
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,133
That's the mother
of my kids.
398
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,234
Don't be an asshole.
399
00:19:08,601 --> 00:19:10,234
- Hey. How are you?
- Hey.
400
00:19:14,334 --> 00:19:15,934
Wanna get
a cup of coffee?
401
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,467
No. I want to go straight
to my apartment.
402
00:19:31,601 --> 00:19:34,167
Three months is a long time
to be away, huh?
403
00:19:34,234 --> 00:19:35,601
It's not that long.
404
00:19:35,667 --> 00:19:37,667
Really?
405
00:19:37,734 --> 00:19:40,634
'Cause I was starting to feel
like this was never gonna happen.
406
00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:42,501
Why wouldn't this happen?
407
00:19:42,567 --> 00:19:45,334
Well, you know,
the period.
408
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:48,601
And you not coming
to see me in New York.
409
00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:50,200
I don't know.
410
00:19:50,267 --> 00:19:53,601
I felt like everything
was working against us.
411
00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:56,100
The guys were convinced
you were blowing me off.
412
00:19:56,167 --> 00:19:59,133
You're 28 years old.
413
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,100
Do you have to listen
to everything
414
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:03,968
that Peter Pan and the
lost boys have to say?
415
00:20:04,033 --> 00:20:06,434
No, but they can be
persuasive.
416
00:20:06,501 --> 00:20:08,234
And then you got
food poisoning.
417
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:10,067
What?
418
00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:11,934
You don't think
I had food poisoning?
419
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000
No, I believe you,
I'm just saying,
420
00:20:14,067 --> 00:20:16,968
my friends thought it was
a little, you know, weird.
421
00:20:17,033 --> 00:20:18,767
Well, what are you saying?
422
00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:20,934
Are you accusing me
of something?
423
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,601
No.
424
00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:26,200
Okay,
just stop guilting me.
425
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:27,968
God...
426
00:20:28,033 --> 00:20:30,567
I thought that I
could go through with this
427
00:20:30,667 --> 00:20:32,501
and let the past
be the past.
428
00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:34,968
But I can't.
429
00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:38,133
I was with someone
when you were away.
430
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,467
Oh, fuck.
God, I knew it.
431
00:20:40,534 --> 00:20:42,801
That's why you were
being weird this morning?
432
00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:46,067
But, come on. You were in
New York for three months.
433
00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:48,601
- You weren't with anyone?
- No.
434
00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:51,434
You were in Manhattan
and the Hamptons with Vince.
435
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:54,634
You're gonna tell me girls weren't
throwing themselves all over you.
436
00:20:54,701 --> 00:20:55,834
I thought we had
an agreement.
437
00:20:55,901 --> 00:20:57,133
No, we didn't.
438
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,968
That's what you wanted
but I said I wasn't sure.
439
00:21:00,033 --> 00:21:02,434
Really? I must've missed
that in between all the calls
440
00:21:02,501 --> 00:21:04,000
of you telling me
you missed me.
441
00:21:04,067 --> 00:21:06,167
I can't believe this.
I'm so stupid.
442
00:21:06,234 --> 00:21:07,501
No, you're not.
443
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,467
I'm stupid.
You're a great guy.
444
00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:11,901
Who's the other great guy?
445
00:21:11,968 --> 00:21:14,601
Just somebody I met in class.
446
00:21:17,133 --> 00:21:18,968
Were you with him
last night?
447
00:21:19,033 --> 00:21:21,234
Or did you really have
food poisoning?
448
00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:23,434
- Oh, God.
- Eric, please.
449
00:21:23,501 --> 00:21:26,634
I'm sorry. I don't want
it to end like this.
450
00:21:31,534 --> 00:21:33,601
I didn't come here to
accuse you of anything.
451
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,667
I came over here
to confess.
452
00:21:35,734 --> 00:21:37,968
I would have rather of been
with you, but last night
453
00:21:38,033 --> 00:21:40,400
I got drunk and fucked
a "perfect ten" model.
454
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:41,634
And, uh...
455
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:43,834
I fucked her again
this morning.
456
00:21:43,901 --> 00:21:45,901
See you later.
457
00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:52,868
- All right, so you confessed?
- Yeah.
458
00:21:52,934 --> 00:21:54,400
That's not confessing,
459
00:21:54,467 --> 00:21:56,434
that's rubbing it in
her face! Good for you!
460
00:21:56,501 --> 00:21:57,868
You should have
held out,
461
00:21:57,934 --> 00:22:00,801
made her stew in her own
guilt until it broke her.
462
00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:03,934
- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
463
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,667
I really am.
It's just that...
464
00:22:06,734 --> 00:22:09,467
Last night, she was the hottest
girl I've ever been with.
465
00:22:09,534 --> 00:22:12,400
I didn't get to enjoy it,
because I felt guilty.
466
00:22:12,467 --> 00:22:14,334
What about this morning?
467
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,200
Did you enjoy yourself
this morning?
468
00:22:18,367 --> 00:22:21,200
Well, I told Kristen
I did.
469
00:22:21,267 --> 00:22:23,100
- I fucking knew it, baby!
- Pay up.
470
00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:25,167
Pay up, bro. Cash only.
471
00:22:25,234 --> 00:22:26,767
But, I didn't.
472
00:22:26,834 --> 00:22:29,801
What did I tell you?
Do I know my boy
473
00:22:29,868 --> 00:22:32,067
or do I know my boy?
"Hundy spot."
474
00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:34,734
I'm wearing sweats,
bro.
475
00:22:34,801 --> 00:22:36,567
My wallet is
in the car.
476
00:22:36,634 --> 00:22:38,267
Forget it.
477
00:22:38,334 --> 00:22:40,968
Why don't you call Leanna
tonight?
478
00:22:41,033 --> 00:22:42,634
Take her out.
You're a free man now.
479
00:22:42,701 --> 00:22:44,300
No, man,
forget that girl.
480
00:22:44,367 --> 00:22:46,701
Only reason she was with me
was 'cause I'm your manager.
481
00:22:46,767 --> 00:22:49,667
You know how much pussy I got
in this town I didn't deserve?
482
00:22:49,734 --> 00:22:50,801
All of it.
483
00:22:50,868 --> 00:22:52,834
Look, E...
484
00:22:52,934 --> 00:22:55,067
Sometimes your position
in life allows you
485
00:22:55,133 --> 00:22:56,434
to get things
you never could've had.
486
00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:58,100
That doesn't mean
it's not right.
487
00:22:58,167 --> 00:23:00,067
And it doesn't mean
it's gonna last.
488
00:23:00,133 --> 00:23:02,734
So now that this whole Kristen
thing is finally finished,
489
00:23:02,801 --> 00:23:05,868
it's about time you started
to enjoy yourself a little.
490
00:23:05,934 --> 00:23:08,234
Or at least fake it,
so we can.
491
00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:12,000
You know, we could all be
working for the phone company.
492
00:23:12,067 --> 00:23:14,000
All of us.
493
00:23:14,067 --> 00:23:16,000
What the fuck does
that mean?
494
00:23:16,067 --> 00:23:18,968
Think about it, E.
Think about it.
495
00:23:19,033 --> 00:23:21,234
Hey, guys, why don't
we go to Vegas tonight
496
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:23,234
and have a wild,
decadent time.
497
00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:25,901
Forget that you got dumped.
Forget that I don't have a job.
498
00:23:25,968 --> 00:23:28,300
Forget that he's got
Shawn Bradley's legs.
499
00:23:28,367 --> 00:23:29,634
I'm trying
to enjoy myself.
500
00:23:29,701 --> 00:23:31,000
- You wanna go?
- I want to go.
501
00:23:31,067 --> 00:23:32,701
Just gotta make
a quick cash stop.
502
00:23:33,868 --> 00:23:35,267
- Vegas baby.
- Let's do it!
503
00:23:35,334 --> 00:23:38,667
Aw, so, what's wrong?
504
00:23:38,734 --> 00:23:42,033
- She didn't like it?
- Actually, I decided I didn't like her.
505
00:23:42,100 --> 00:23:44,200
Oh...
506
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,467
So, are you an actor, too?
507
00:23:47,534 --> 00:23:48,667
Like Vince?
508
00:23:48,734 --> 00:23:50,300
No.
509
00:23:51,634 --> 00:23:53,934
Actually...
510
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,834
Yeah,
I'm Vince's manager.
511
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,133
Phone number!
512
00:24:14,601 --> 00:24:16,567
- Nice move!
- Get out, I'm driving.
513
00:24:19,868 --> 00:24:21,267
You're the man.
514
00:24:22,267 --> 00:24:23,534
Vegas, baby!
515
00:24:23,601 --> 00:24:25,334
- Whoo!
- Vegas.
516
00:24:25,917 --> 00:24:29,047
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