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Why didn't you say you love me back?
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Uh... I don't know.
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We're j... we're just kind
of getting to know each other,
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and...
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Any last words before
I blow your brains out?
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Don't shoot me, okay?
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You ain't got to do this.
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You ain't got to do this, man.
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Yeah.
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Just let me...
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Why are you doing that?
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Cut it out!
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Stop it!
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You look at me when I kill you.
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Look at me!
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I know that there's nothing up there.
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Ah! Shit.
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Ah!
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Ah... Ah!
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Go home.
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I'm sure there's a real hero somewhere
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in need of a goofy sidekick.
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Well, you're not alone...
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anymore.
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I've got you, I promise.
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Kevin!
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Focus.
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I owe you one.
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It's a simple jump.
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Three, two, one.
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Yes.
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Hey.
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Hey, come on. Jordan, no.
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Come on, get up, get up. Jordan, no.
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Look at me, look at me.
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No. Don't you die, don't you die.
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I'm not gonna let you die.
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Come on, Jordan, you c...
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you can't, you can't die, not...
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Come on, Jordan, get up.
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Don't d...
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Jordan! Jordan!
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I jumped. I got over here.
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Jordan?
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I fucking jumped.
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I fucking jumped.
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I fucking...
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Breathe.
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Bravo. It's a wrap, everybody.
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Bravo.
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The fuck... ?
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A wrap?
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Agent Hart!
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Coach Ron?
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Yeah!
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- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
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The fuck is happening?
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Hey, man, it was good working with you.
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No hard feelings, man. Sorry.
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Hi.
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Oh, no. Come on, Jordan.
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This was a part of it, too?
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Yeah. Sorry, Kevin.
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Jordan.
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But I really thought that I lost you.
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- Oh, Kevin.
- No...
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Well, I guess I'm
glad that you're alive.
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Well, movie magic.
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- Very good.
- Movie magic.
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Very good.
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Jordan, no.
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Come on, get up, get up.
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Jordan, you can't do this. Don't die.
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Come on, Jordan, get up.
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Don't d... Jordan!
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Jordan!
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I did it, I jumped. I got over here.
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Jordan? I fucking jumped.
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I fucking jumped.
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Well?
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That may be the strangest
movie I've ever seen.
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So bizarre and... and... violent.
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And yet...
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authentic.
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You can't teach acting like that.
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- So you liked it?
- Like it?
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I like kidney-shaped swimming pools.
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I like reduced-fat eggnog.
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This movie, I loved.
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He loves it.
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How does it feel to be a leading man
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in your own action movie?
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- Wow.
- Kevin.
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- Please.
- Oh, the center stage.
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Uh...
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No, stop, stop. Guys.
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Well, I learned two things.
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The first thing is that it's dangerous.
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It's dangerous as hell.
I mean, I was set on fire,
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I was hit in the head with a bat...
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... punched, kicked.
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- I'm really gonna be scarred.
- That was f...
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No, I'm serious... I don't know
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why you're laughing.
I'm being very serious.
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I'm gonna have real issues
because of this guy right here.
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- Fuck yeah!
- It's... no...
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It's not a "fuck yeah."
It's... it's a serious thing.
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The second thing that
I learned is that, uh...
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... there's no such
thing as a leading man.
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Because you're nothing
without your costars.
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And I had that in... in you
guys, so thank you... Come on.
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Get up here. Seriously.
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- Get up here.
- Buddy.
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Take this in. Take it in with me.
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Wait, wait. Do I get top billing?
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Yeah. You have top billing.
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Nice. I didn't... I forgot to ask.
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- Well, I think it's time to celebrate.
- Yes!
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Looks like we've got a hit on our hands.
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- Claude. Congratulations.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Hey. Congratulations, everybody.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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we have a real treat for you today.
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Okay... wait, wait, wait,
wait, easy with the spoilers.
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This requires a little dramatic buildup.
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Okay. Here it is.
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Now you know that I'm not a big fan
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of these high-budget action films.
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Here she goes again, with her
love of fancy foreign films.
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I have discerning taste.
This is my buildup.
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- This is what you requested.
- Continue.
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This movie by Claude
Van De Velde moved me.
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- I got to say.
- It's an incredible film.
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- And...
- I've seen it 27 times.
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Team Van De Velde right here.
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The hero of this movie
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is not the action star
that you would expect.
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The one that really saves the day.
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Well, we have him here today.
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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... Sassy the Squirrel.
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Aw, Sassy...
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Oh, you're a lot bigger in person.
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Oh, hell no.
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