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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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[ MOANING ]
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AAH!
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[ BOTH MOANING ]
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SUEY!
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[ ALL MOANING ]
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SUEY!
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[ ALL MOANING ]
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SUEY!
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♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE
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♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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AH, SWEET STAY-CATION.
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Bullhorn: FUCK WITH ME, BITCH?!
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I WISH YOU WOULD!
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DON'T MAKE ME GET UNDER THAT HOOD!
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BIATCH! YOU PIECE OF PUSSY METAL AND STEEL!
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I'M-A BEAT THE BRAKES OFF YOUR ASS!
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YOU MOTHERFUCKA OF AN AUTOMOBILE!
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BULLHORN, WHY THE HELL
ARE YOU YELLING AT MY CAR?!
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I'M TRYIN' TO FIX THIS SORRY SUCKA,
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BUT THE BITCH'S ENGINE QUIT.
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BLACK DYNAMITE, YOUR CAR
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JUST DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK IT'S FUCKIN' WITH!
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AAH!
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BLACK DYNAMITE, JUST DON'T
STAND THERE STANDING BY!
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YOUR OIL TANK DONE SUCKER-PUNCHED MY ASS
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IN THE EYE!
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THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKA
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YOU DONE FUCKED WITH THE WRONG ONE, MAN!
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I WHUP ASS OF CARS, BOATS, AND EVEN AIR-A-PLANES!
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BULLHORN, HOW LONG DO I HAVE
TO HOLD THIS ENTIRE ENGINE BLOCK
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OF MY CAR IN THE AIR?
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TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF MY -
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BLACK DYNAMITE, I KNOW YOU ARE ON STAY-CATION,
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BUT I BEEN YELLING AND SCREAMING
AT THESE ORPHANS ALL DAY,
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ESPECIALLY THAT LITTLE
BADASS LIL ORPHAN RODNEY KING!
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[ SLAP! LAUGHTER ]
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SORRY, BEE, BUT I'M ON STAY-CATION.
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YOU NEED TO TRY PUNCHING THEM IN THE THROAT.
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PUNCH THEM IN THE THROAT? ME?
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YOU KNOW I COULDN'T HURT THEM KIDS. OW!
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LIL ORPHAN ARNOLD, I'M
GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT!
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HONEY BEE, I -
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BLACK DYNAMITE, EUPHORIA IS WAY OUT OF POCKET!
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SHE PIMP-SLAPPED A PIMP IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY!
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I DIDN'T PIMP-SLAP YOU! I HO-SLAPPED YOU!
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SO DON'T BE BRAGGIN' ABOUT YOUR
LITTLE LIMP DICK OF A PIMP HAND
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IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
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BLACK DYNAMITE, YOU BETTER
GET THESE HOES IN CHECK!
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'CAUSE WHEN MY PIMP HAND GETS ANGRY - UNH!
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YOU AIN'T NO PIMP. YOU JUST A SIMP.
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CREAM CORN, YOUR GAME IS THIRSTY.
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HERE, HERE, LET ME PUT SOME WATER ON IT.
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NOW YOUR GAME IS ALL WASHED UP.
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BLACK DYNAMITE, YOU GONNA LET THEM
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TREAT YOUR STAR PIMP THIS WAY?!
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NOW, CREAM CORN - BLACK DYNAMITE!
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LOOK - THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT
SHUT DOWN MY ESTABLISHMENT!
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CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT?!
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THEY SAY I CAN'T SERVE HOG MAWS WITH BURGOO!
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WHAT THE FUCK IS BURGOO?
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SHIT I DON'T KNOW.
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JUST SOUNDED GOOD WITH HOG MAWS.
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ROSCOE, NOW I'M GONNA TELL YOU
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JUST LIKE I BEEN TRYIN TO TELL THEM -
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[ DOG YIPS ] WHAT THE?
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POOF!
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DAMN IT, BASEHEAD!
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I DONE TOLD YOU ABOUT POOFIN' UP
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ON BLACK DYNAMITE UNANNOUNCED!
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SORRY, BLACK DYNAMITE,
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BUT I NEEDS MY MONEY!
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WHAT MONEY?
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THE $5 YOU OWE ME
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FOR THE DOG YOU 'BOUT TO BUY.
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BASEHEAD, I GOT NO TIME FOR THIS!
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NOW I'M TRYING TO ENJOY MY STAY-CATION!
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DAMN, BLACK DYNAMITE!
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YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN.
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JUST GIVE ME $2.
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I-I'LL BE BACK TO GET IT LATER.
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AND WATCH YOUR LEG. HIS DICK IS IN HEAT.
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[ DOG YIPS ]
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POOF!
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Together: BLACK DYNAMITE!
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[ ALL CLAMORING ]
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THAT'S IT!
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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
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AH-SUEY!
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[ CAR ALARM BLARING ]
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ALL RIGHT, ALL THE SUCKAHS
IN THE WORLD, LISTEN UP!
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BLACK DYNAMITE IS ON STAY-CATION,
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WHICH MEANS HE AIN'T HELPIN', SAVIN',
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STANDIN' UP FOR, OR GIVIN' NOBODY $2!
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I KICKED A WHOLE MONTH'S WORTH OF ASS
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TO GIVE MY ASS-KICKIN' FEET A BREAK,
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SO FOR THE REST OF THE
MONTH, Y'ALL ARE ON YOUR OWN!
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SO, EVERYBODY, WILL YOU PLEASE -
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All: ...SHUT THE FUCK UP
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WHILE GROWN FOLKS IS ON STAY-CATION.
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UH, YEAH.
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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[ ALARMS RINGING, SIRENS WAIL ]
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LOOKS LIKE YOU LITERALLY NEED TO GET A BITCH.
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SINCE TECHNICALLY YOU'RE AN ORPHAN, TOO,
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I GUESS YOU CAN LIVE HERE.
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JUST TRY TO STAY OUT OF
THE WAY AND DON'T PISS ON SHIT.
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OR SHIT AND PISS ON - ON SHIT.
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[ SIREN WAILS, SCREAMING ]
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AS A RESULT OF BEING ON STAY-CATION,
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THE POLICE ARE FUCKING N-WORDS UP!
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I HEAR YOU WHORES ARE SMUGGLING
CONTRABAND VIA MOOSEKNUCKLE.
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SO EITHER YOU LET ME SEARCH YOU,
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OR I'M PUTTIN' ALL OF YOUS IN THE SLAMMER.
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AW, HELL. WHERE'S LIL ORPHAN RODNEY KING?
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UNH-UNH, UNH-UNH. WAIT A MINUTE NOW,
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MOTHERFUCKA
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WAIT A MINUTE NOW, MOTHERFUCKA
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HEY! HEY!
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Chief: CHIEF MAGILAHORN, BIG SIS.
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HOW'S IT GOING OVER THERE? PEACHY, BIG BRO.
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BLACK DYNAMITE'S ON STAY-CATION,
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THE COMMUNITY IS IN AN UPROAR,
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AND I'M LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT.
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LIL ORPHAN RODNEY KING!
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I WAS PLANNING ON BEATIN' YOUR ASS FOR NO REASON,
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BUT NOW YOU GAVE ME ONE!
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YOU CAN'T BEAT MY ASS!
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I'M JUST AN ORPHAN WITH NO PARENTAL GUIDANCE
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AND NOT MUCH TO LOOK FORWARD TO!
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WHO'S GONNA STOP ME?
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BLACK DYNAMITE'S ON STAY-CATION!
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[ SCREAMING ]
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LOOK, THE POLICE ARE OVER THERE
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BEATING UP LIL ORPHAN RODNEY KING FOR NO REASON!
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THAT MAKES CHOCOLATE GIDDY-U-U-U-UP VERY MAD!
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THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE
BURNING DOWN MY OWN COMMUNITY,
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STARTING WITH THE KOREAN STORE!
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[ GLASS SHATTERS, ALARM BLARES ]
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[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
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NOT A DRILL, FOLKS!
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BLACK COMMUNITY HAS SUDDENLY PLUNGED
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INTO BLACK LAWLESSNESS
AND A DARKER SHADE OF CHAOS!
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O-OH, MY GOSH! IS THAT AN ORPHAN?!
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OH, NO! THE POLICE ARE BEATIN' THE SHIT
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OUT OF POOR LITTLE BADASS LIL ORPHAN RODNEY KING!
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OOH! YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING, BLACK DYNAMITE!
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[ REMOTE CLICKS, BLACK DYNAMITE SLURPS ]
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BLACK DYNAMITE! YOUR MAMA!
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I KNOW YOU ON STAY-CATION...
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FUCK THIS SHIT!
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THE BLACK COMMUNITY CAN
BURN ITSELF DOWN, FOR ALL I CARE!
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I'M LEAVIN'! [ DOG WHIMPERS ]
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[ GUNSHOT, SIREN WAILS ]
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AND AT LAST, IT LOOKS LIKE BLACK DYNAMITE
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HAS EMERGED FROM HIS RETIREMENT
TO RESTORE ORDER AND - OHH!
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[ ENGINE STRUGGLES ]
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SHIT THAT'S RIGHT.
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I THREW THE FUCKIN' ENGINE!
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I'M-A WHUP EVERY COP'S ASS THAT I SEE IN SIGHT!
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AS SOON AS I GET SOME HELP FROM BLACK DYNAMITE!
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BULLHORN, FOR THE LAST
TIME I SAID, I'M ON STAY-CA-
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UNH!
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[ PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
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STAY-CATION, DAMN IT! [ GASPS ]
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WHERE THE HELL AM I?
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HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I
KNOW? I JUST GOT HERE WITH YOU.
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WAIT A MINUTE? HOW'D YOU
SAY THAT, LITTLE DOG? YOU A DOG.
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THE NAME IS BROTO, AND,
MAN, THIS IS YOUR HALLUCINATION.
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SO AGAIN, HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?!
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HUH. WELL, SOMETHING TELLS ME
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WE'RE NOT IN SOUTH CENTRAL
NO MORE, THAT'S FOR SURE.
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OH, NO SHIT, SHERLOCK.
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I JUST NEED TO KNOW WHERE THE BITCHES AT,
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'CAUSE I'M TIRED OF DRY-HUMPIN' LEGS,
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AND THESE BELL-BOTTOMS BE MAKIN' MY BALLS ITCH.
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BULLHORN?
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CREAM CORN?
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HONEY BEE?
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HEY! HEY! HEEEEEEY!
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BLACK DYNAMITE! JAMES BROWN?
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HALLUCINATION?
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AND WHY DO YOU HAVE WINGS?
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I'M YOUR FAIRY GODFATHER OF ♪ SOUL
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BLACK DYNAMITE.
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AND JUST FOR THE RECORD,
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JUST BECAUSE I'M A FAIRY
DON'T MAKE ME NO FAIRY. YOU DIG?
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OKAY, FAIRY GOOD FOOT, NOW WHERE THE FUCK AM I?
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♪ WELCOME
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TO THE BLACK VERSION OF "THE WIZ"!
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WAIT. BUT "THE WIZ" IS ALREADY BLACK.
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YEAH, BUT NOT THIS BLACK.
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THIS PLACE MAKES "THE WIZ"
LOOK LIKE "THE WIZARD OF OZ."
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AND YOU JUST KILLED THE WICKED BITCH
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OF THE SOUTH CENTRAL!
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SOMEBODY GIVE ME A DRAMATIC STING!
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OWW! HIT ME! [ FUNKY INTRO PLAYS ]
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WE ONLY BEEN HERE TWO MINUTES,
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AND ALREADY SOMEBODY'S TRYIN' TO SET ME UP.
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SET YOU UP?!
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MAN, YOU JUST SAVED THE LITTLE RODNEYMUNCHKINGS!
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HEY, LIL RODNEYMUNCHKINGS, TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL
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'BOUT THAT HONKY BITCH DEAD UNDER.
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PUT 'EM IN THE HOT TUB. HEY!
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DEYOOO! [ FUNKY INTRO PLAYS ]
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♪ GET ON DOWN
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♪ THE BITCH IS DEAD, WHICH OLD BITCH? ♪
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♪ THE HONKY BITCH, GET ON DOWN ♪
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♪ THE HONKY BITCH IS DEAD
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♪ NO MORE BRUTALITY FROM PIGS WE SEE, LAPD ♪
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♪ FUCK THE POLICE, THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD ♪
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I GET IT!
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NOW COULD YOU PLEASE STOP ALL THE GODDAMN SINGING
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AND HELP ME FIND A PLACE TO STAY-CATE?!
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YES, BUT FIRST I MUST GIVE YOU ♪ THESE
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[ FUNKY INTRO PLAYS ]
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WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE FOR?
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THESE ARE MAGICAL ASS-
KICKIN' SHOES, BLACK DYNAMITE,
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AND THEY NOW BELONG ♪ TO YOU
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NO, THANK YOU. BLACK DYNAMITE AIN'T DOING
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NO ASS-KICKIN' TODAY.
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AND EVEN IF I WAS, MY
FLIP-FLOPS WILL DO JUST FINE.
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WELL, CAN YOUR FLIP-FLOPS DO THIS?
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GET OUT! AAAAAAH!
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BUT YOU MUST NEVER LET THEM
FALL IN THE HANDS OF HER BROTHER,
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THE WICKED ♪ BITCH OF THE WEST-SIDE ♪
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. HER BROTHER'S A BITCH?
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OH, SHIT.
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OH, YES, THE KING OF ALL BITCHES.
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HE WOULD USE THEM TO KICK OUR ASSES FOREVER!
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AND TAKE OVER THE WHOLE BLACK VERSION
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OF "THE WIZ" WORLD, BLACK DYNAMITE!
234
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WELL, THAT'S NOT BLACK DYNAMITE'S BUSINESS,
235
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AND I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL
THAT BITCH IN THE FIRST PLACE.
236
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WELL, YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE CHOSE TO KILL THE BITCH,
237
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BUT THE BITCH CHOSE ♪ YOU UNH!
238
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WELL, I DON'T NEED IT.
239
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[ SIREN WAILS ]
240
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All: OH, NO! IT'S THE
WICKED BITCH OF THE WEST-SIDE!
241
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THAT'S RIGHT.
242
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NOW WHICH ONE OF YOUS KILLED MY SISTER?
243
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WAS IT YOU, BLACK DYNAMITE?
244
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I AIN'T SAYIN' SHIT WITH OR WITHOUT A LAWYER.
245
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BLACK DYNAMITE DON'T SAY SHIT TO THE PIGS.
246
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WELL, YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME
247
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MY SISTER'S MAGICAL ASS-KICKIN' SHOES.
248
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THEY BELONG TO ME NOW.
249
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YOU SEE THERE? I WAS GONNA GIVE 'EM TO YOU
250
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TILL YOU TOLD BLACK DYNAMITE WHAT TO DO.
251
00:09:03,888 --> 00:09:05,887
NOW YOU AIN'T GETTIN' A GODDAMN THING.
252
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SO IF I WAS YOU, I'D SCRAM
253
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BEFORE I COME OFF MY ASS-KICKIN' SABBATICAL.
254
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JUST YOU WAIT.
255
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I WILL GET YOUR ASS, BLACKY D,
256
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AND YOUR HORNY LITTLE MUTT, TOO!
257
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HA HA HA HA! WHAT THE -
258
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SORRY, MAN. I AIN'T GAY OR NOTHIN',
259
00:09:16,888 --> 00:09:18,887
BUT YOU THE ONLY BITCH AROUND
HERE NOT WEARING BELL-BOTTOMS,
260
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SO I JUST NEED YOUR LEG FOR ABOUT ANOTHER MINUTE.
261
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DAMN, MAN! I WAS ALMOST THERE.
262
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PLEASE STAY HERE AND PROTECT US
263
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FROM THE WICKED BITCH OF
THE WEST-SIDE, BLACK DYNAMITE.
264
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SORRY, LITTLE RODNEYMUNCHKINGS,
265
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BUT BLACK DYNAMITE IS ON STAY-CATION.
266
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NOW ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS HOW AND WHERE
267
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I CAN FIND A PLACE TO STAY
268
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AND VACATION AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.
269
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OH, THERE'S ONLY ONE WHO CAN GIVE YOU THAT,
270
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AND THAT'S THE GREAT AND POWERFUL
271
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SUPER BADASS MOTHERFUCKA
272
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OWW! GOOD GOD!
273
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OKAY. WHO THE HELL IS THIS GREAT AND POWERFUL
274
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SUPER BADASS MOTHERFUCKA
275
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WHO ELSE BUT NUMBER 32
276
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AND INVENTOR OF THE LOOK-AWAY PASS HIMSELF,
277
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MR. MAGIC JOHNSON.
278
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WAIT. EARVIN "MAGIC" JOHNSON, FROM THE LAKERS?
279
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OF COURSE!
280
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IN THE BLACK VERSION OF "THE WIZ,"
281
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HE OWN ALL THIS SHIT!
282
00:10:01,888 --> 00:10:03,887
AND HE'S ♪ SUPER-BAD HEYYYYYY!
283
00:10:03,888 --> 00:10:05,887
♪ HE GOT HOTELS
284
00:10:05,888 --> 00:10:07,887
♪ AND MOVIE THEATERS TOO
285
00:10:07,888 --> 00:10:10,887
♪ HE GOT THE LAKERS, A
BLACK STARBUCKS, AND A SHOE ♪
286
00:10:10,888 --> 00:10:12,887
♪ HUNH! UNH
287
00:10:12,888 --> 00:10:14,887
♪ MAGIC GOT IT ALL
288
00:10:14,888 --> 00:10:16,028
♪ AND HE'S MAGIC, MAN
289
00:10:16,888 --> 00:10:18,887
UNH! UNH! UNH!
290
00:10:18,888 --> 00:10:19,887
♪ HE GOT DOUGH
291
00:10:19,888 --> 00:10:22,887
♪ AND HE'S MAGIC, MAN UNH!
292
00:10:22,888 --> 00:10:25,887
♪ NOW HE GOT THE MONEY
TO DO WHAT HE WANT TO DO ♪
293
00:10:25,888 --> 00:10:28,887
♪ HE JUST MIGHT BUY THE DODGERS, SOUL TRAIN ♪
294
00:10:28,888 --> 00:10:29,887
♪ AND AN AIRPLANE, TOO
295
00:10:29,888 --> 00:10:31,887
HA! UNH!
296
00:10:31,888 --> 00:10:33,887
♪ HE GOT DOUGH
297
00:10:33,888 --> 00:10:35,028
♪ AND HE'S MAGIC, MAN
298
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UNH! WATCH ME!
299
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♪ MAGIC
300
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♪ MAGIC
301
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♪ MAGIC
302
00:10:43,888 --> 00:10:45,887
H-E-E-E-E-EY!
303
00:10:45,888 --> 00:10:48,887
UNH! OWW!
304
00:10:48,888 --> 00:10:50,268
SO YOU SEE, BLACK DYNAMITE,
305
00:10:50,269 --> 00:10:52,887
HE GOT A CHAIN OF HOTELS THAT'LL
BE PERFECT FOR YOU TO STAY-CATE.
306
00:10:52,888 --> 00:10:54,887
WELL, WHERE IS MAGIC JOHNSON,
AND HOW DO I GET TO WHERE HE IS?
307
00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,887
HE OWNS A MAGICAL CITY, NOT MAGIC CITY.
308
00:10:56,888 --> 00:10:58,887
THAT'S THE BIG BOOTY GIRL.
THAT'S DOWN THE ROAD, THERE.
309
00:10:58,888 --> 00:11:00,887
THAT'S LATER DOWN THE ROAD, THERE.
310
00:11:00,888 --> 00:11:02,887
BUT I'M TALKING ABOUT A
MAGICAL CITY, CALLED ♪ OZ-WATTS
311
00:11:02,888 --> 00:11:04,887
UNH!
312
00:11:04,888 --> 00:11:06,887
OZ-WATTS? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NAME IS THAT?
313
00:11:06,888 --> 00:11:07,887
IT'S A COMBINATION OF "OZ" AND "WATTS."
314
00:11:07,888 --> 00:11:09,448
YOU KNOW, LIKE "WHOREPHANAGE."
315
00:11:09,449 --> 00:11:11,887
FAIR ENOUGH. NOW HOW DO I GET TO THIS OZ-WATTS?
316
00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:14,887
BY TAKING THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED,
317
00:11:14,888 --> 00:11:16,887
A.K.A. MALCOLM X BOULEVARD.
318
00:11:16,888 --> 00:11:17,887
BUT I MUST WARN YOU - IT'S VERY DANGEROUS.
319
00:11:17,888 --> 00:11:18,887
♪ BUT I HAD A DREAM
320
00:11:18,888 --> 00:11:20,888
THAT YOU EASE ON DOWN MARTIN LUTHER KING.
321
00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,887
OWW!
322
00:11:22,888 --> 00:11:23,887
♪ COME ON AND MOVE ON DOWN -
323
00:11:23,888 --> 00:11:25,887
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S ENOUGH GODDAMN SINGING!
324
00:11:25,888 --> 00:11:27,887
NOW WILL YOU RODNEYMUNCHKINGS
PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP
325
00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:30,887
AND LET A GROWN MAN FIGURE
OUT WHICH ROAD TO EASE ON DOWN?!
326
00:11:30,888 --> 00:11:32,887
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
327
00:11:32,888 --> 00:11:34,887
[ CAR ALARM BLARES, GUNSHOTS ]
328
00:11:34,888 --> 00:11:37,887
EVERY YELLOW BRICK THAT GLITTERS IS NOT GOLD.
329
00:11:37,888 --> 00:11:39,888
I'M ROLLIN' WITH MALCOLM X.
330
00:11:40,888 --> 00:11:43,887
[ ENGINE STRUGGLING ]
SHIT WE AIN'T GOT NO ENGINE.
331
00:11:43,888 --> 00:11:45,887
SO YOU IMAGINED FAIRY GODFATHERS OF SOUL
332
00:11:45,888 --> 00:11:46,887
AND RODNEY MONCHICHIS AND SHIT,
333
00:11:46,888 --> 00:11:49,887
AND YOU COULDN'T IMAGINE AN ENGINE IN THIS BITCH?
334
00:11:49,888 --> 00:11:51,568
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SHIT IS THIS?
335
00:11:51,888 --> 00:11:52,938
[ GRUNTS ] SUEY!
336
00:11:53,888 --> 00:11:56,888
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
337
00:11:58,888 --> 00:12:02,887
I'M GONNA KICK THE SHIT
OUT OF THE CITY OF OZ-WATTS
338
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:05,888
AND THE WHOLE BLACK VERSION OF "THE WIZ'S" ASS!
339
00:12:06,888 --> 00:12:07,938
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
340
00:12:11,888 --> 00:12:14,888
♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE
341
00:12:18,119 --> 00:12:23,588
HEY, YOU THINK MAGIC JOHNSON
COULD GET ME SOME PUSSY?!
342
00:12:23,589 --> 00:12:24,887
YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT'S BEEN
343
00:12:24,888 --> 00:12:26,887
SINCE I HAD SOME LIPSTICK ON MY LIP STICK?
344
00:12:26,888 --> 00:12:29,658
WAIT A MINUTE. HOLD YOUR
DICK AND YOUR LIPSTICKS, BROTO.
345
00:12:29,888 --> 00:12:31,268
LOOK AT YOU HANGING UP THERE.
346
00:12:31,269 --> 00:12:32,887
YOU CAN'T EVEN GET YOURSELF DOWN.
347
00:12:32,888 --> 00:12:35,887
AW, SHIT! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT!
348
00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:37,628
[ SOBBING ] BACK UP, YOU HOE-CROWS!
349
00:12:37,629 --> 00:12:39,887
I'M WARNING YOU! YOU GONNA GET PIMP-SLAPPED!
350
00:12:39,888 --> 00:12:42,887
HOW THE HELL YOU GONNA BE A SCAREHOE
351
00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:44,887
WHEN YOU SCARED OF HOE CROWS?
352
00:12:44,888 --> 00:12:46,887
[ LAUGHTER ]
353
00:12:46,888 --> 00:12:48,887
YEAH!
354
00:12:48,888 --> 00:12:51,887
AIN'T NOBODY SCARED OF
THAT LIMP-DICK-ASS PIMP-HAND!
355
00:12:51,888 --> 00:12:53,887
IT AIN'T LIMP! I JUST GOT A LOT ON MY MIND.
356
00:12:53,888 --> 00:12:54,887
YOU KNOW PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY!
357
00:12:54,888 --> 00:12:55,887
[ LAUGHTER ]
358
00:12:55,888 --> 00:12:57,887
FOR THE LAST TIME, YOU AIN'T NO PIMP!
359
00:12:57,888 --> 00:12:58,887
NOW SING IT!
360
00:12:58,888 --> 00:13:00,887
AW, MAN!
361
00:13:00,888 --> 00:13:03,887
YOU HOE-CROWS ARE GONNA MAKE ME SING IT AGAIN?
362
00:13:03,888 --> 00:13:05,887
[ FUNK MUSIC PLAYS ]
363
00:13:05,888 --> 00:13:08,887
♪ YOU CAN'T PIMP
364
00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:09,887
♪ YOU CAN'T PULL HOES
365
00:13:09,888 --> 00:13:12,887
♪ AND YOU'RE LAME WITHOUT ANY GAME ♪
366
00:13:12,888 --> 00:13:15,887
♪ YOU KEEP SAYIN'
367
00:13:15,888 --> 00:13:16,887
♪ BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY
368
00:13:16,888 --> 00:13:20,887
♪ BUT WE KNOW YOU ALWAYS BROKE SO EXPLAIN ♪
369
00:13:20,888 --> 00:13:22,887
♪ YOU CAN'T PIMP
370
00:13:22,888 --> 00:13:24,887
♪ YOU KNOW IT AIN'T EASY
371
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:27,887
♪ BUT YOUR PIMPIN' IS JUST A SHAME ♪
372
00:13:27,888 --> 00:13:28,887
♪ YOU CAN'T PIMP, CHILD
373
00:13:28,888 --> 00:13:30,887
♪ YOU CAN'T PIMP, CHILD
374
00:13:30,888 --> 00:13:33,887
♪ YOU'RE ONLY SIMPIN'
WITH THAT LIMP PIMP HAND ♪
375
00:13:33,888 --> 00:13:35,888
♪ THAT YOU CLAIM
376
00:13:38,888 --> 00:13:40,887
♪ YOU CAN'T PIMP
377
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,887
♪ YOU CAN'T PIMP, NO WAY
378
00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:45,887
♪ IF YOUR GAME STILL STAYS THIS LAME ♪
379
00:13:45,888 --> 00:13:48,887
♪ YOU AIN'T PIMPIN'
380
00:13:48,888 --> 00:13:50,887
♪ BUT IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU
381
00:13:50,888 --> 00:13:52,928
♪ YOU MAKE A NICE REST HAVEN FOR HOES ♪
382
00:13:53,888 --> 00:13:55,887
♪ BETTER COOL IT
383
00:13:55,888 --> 00:13:57,887
♪ 'CAUSE WE AIN'T GONNA GET IN POCKET ♪
384
00:13:57,888 --> 00:14:00,887
♪ WELL, YOU WOULD IF I HAD ANY GAME ♪
385
00:14:00,888 --> 00:14:02,887
♪ YOU CAN'T PIMP, CHILD
386
00:14:02,888 --> 00:14:03,887
♪ HA!
387
00:14:03,888 --> 00:14:04,887
♪ YOU CAN'T PULL HOES
388
00:14:04,888 --> 00:14:08,887
♪ AND YOU'RE A LAME WITHOUT ANY GAME ♪
389
00:14:08,888 --> 00:14:14,887
♪ YOU'RE A LAME WITHOUT ANY GA-A-AME ♪
390
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:20,887
♪ YOU'RE A LAME WITHO-O-O-OUT WHOO!
391
00:14:20,888 --> 00:14:24,887
♪ ANY G-A-A-A-A-AME
392
00:14:24,888 --> 00:14:27,887
[ HOE-CROW LAUGHS ]
393
00:14:27,888 --> 00:14:28,887
DO Y'ALL SEE THIS SHIT HERE?
394
00:14:28,888 --> 00:14:30,887
TELL ME THIS, TELL ME THIS,
TELL ME THIS, TELL ME THIS,
395
00:14:30,888 --> 00:14:32,887
TELL ME THIS, TELL ME THIS, TELL ME THIS...
396
00:14:32,888 --> 00:14:33,887
Black Dynamite: NOW LOOK HERE.
397
00:14:33,888 --> 00:14:35,887
THE GAME IS TO BE SOLD, NOT TOLD. CAN YOU DIG IT?
398
00:14:35,888 --> 00:14:36,887
SEE, YOU GOT TO GET IN A BITCH'S HEAD.
399
00:14:36,888 --> 00:14:37,887
AND DON'T CHASE THEM, JUST REPLACE THEM.
400
00:14:37,888 --> 00:14:39,887
YOU GOT TO KEEP THESE HOES ON THEIR TOES
401
00:14:39,888 --> 00:14:40,887
AND LET THEM KNOW WHICH WAY THE WIND BLOWS.
402
00:14:40,888 --> 00:14:42,887
SEE, YOU AIN'T GOT TO
HIT A HOE TO MAKE THEM CROW.
403
00:14:42,888 --> 00:14:43,887
YOU CAN JUST LOOK THEM IN THEIR EYES
404
00:14:43,888 --> 00:14:45,887
AND MAKE THEM FEEL IT BETWEEN THEIR THIGHS.
405
00:14:45,888 --> 00:14:46,887
A FLOCK OF FUCKS COME A DIME A DOZEN,
406
00:14:46,888 --> 00:14:49,588
AND A DOZEN DIMES STILL
WON'T MAKE ME FUCK A WHOLE FLOCK.
407
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:50,887
IT'S ABOUT CONTROL.
408
00:14:50,888 --> 00:14:52,887
NOW I SUGGEST YOU CROWS SHUT THE FUCK UP
409
00:14:52,888 --> 00:14:54,887
BEFORE YOU GOT TO GO CHANGE YOUR PANTIES.
410
00:14:54,888 --> 00:14:55,887
[ HOE-CROWS SQUAWKING ]
411
00:14:55,888 --> 00:14:57,887
WOW! NOW THAT'S REAL PIMPIN'!
412
00:14:57,888 --> 00:14:58,887
WHO ARE YOU?!
413
00:14:58,888 --> 00:15:01,887
NAH, THAT AIN'T PIMPIN'.
YOU JUST GOT TO HAVE GAME.
414
00:15:01,888 --> 00:15:02,887
THE NAME'S DYNAMITE - BLACK DYNAMITE.
415
00:15:02,888 --> 00:15:03,887
I'M SCAREHOE.
416
00:15:03,888 --> 00:15:04,887
DAMN, BLACK DYNAMITE!
417
00:15:04,888 --> 00:15:05,887
YOU RAN ALL THE PUSSY AWAY!
418
00:15:05,888 --> 00:15:07,887
I'M TRYIN' TO GET MY DICK WET.
419
00:15:07,888 --> 00:15:08,887
AND THAT HORNY-ASS DOG OVER THERE IS BROTO.
420
00:15:08,888 --> 00:15:10,887
WELL, THAT WAS STILL PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.
421
00:15:10,888 --> 00:15:12,887
IF I HAD GAME LIKE THAT,
422
00:15:12,888 --> 00:15:14,887
I'D BE SPITTING ALL THESE
HOE-CROWS LEFT AND RIGHT.
423
00:15:14,888 --> 00:15:15,887
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, MAMA.
424
00:15:15,888 --> 00:15:17,887
GIVE ME THEM TOES SO I CAN SMELL 'EM IN THE WIND
425
00:15:17,888 --> 00:15:18,887
AND MAKE ALL YOUR FLOCKS FUCK OFF,
426
00:15:18,888 --> 00:15:20,887
OR WHATEVER YOU WAS SAYIN'.
427
00:15:20,888 --> 00:15:21,887
HMM. LOOK, I'M ON MY WAY
428
00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:22,887
TO SEE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL MAGIC JOHNSON
429
00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:24,887
SO HE CAN GIVE ME A ROOM AT ONE OF HIS HOTELS
430
00:15:24,888 --> 00:15:25,887
FOR SOME RELAXATION. WHY DON'T YOU ROLL?
431
00:15:25,888 --> 00:15:26,887
MAYBE HE CAN GIVE YOU SOME GAME.
432
00:15:26,888 --> 00:15:29,887
ARE YOU SERIOUS?! I WOULD LOVE TO!
433
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:30,887
OKAY. BUT I'M TELLING YOU NOW,
434
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:31,887
I SEEN THIS SHIT HAPPEN IN "THE WIZ,"
435
00:15:31,888 --> 00:15:33,887
AND I AIN'T STOPPING FOR NOBODY ELSE.
436
00:15:33,888 --> 00:15:34,887
COOL! I GOT SHOTGUN!
437
00:15:34,888 --> 00:15:36,887
UH, HEY, UH, WOULD Y'ALL MIND GETTING ME DOWN?
438
00:15:36,888 --> 00:15:39,887
[ GROANS ] OOH. HERE YOU GO, DADDY.
439
00:15:39,888 --> 00:15:41,888
A HOE-CROW'S GOT YOUR MONEY.
440
00:15:42,888 --> 00:15:45,888
♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE
441
00:15:51,888 --> 00:15:53,887
[ TIRES POP, SCREECH ]
442
00:15:53,888 --> 00:15:55,887
HEY! GET YOUR LITTLE ASSES BACK HERE!
443
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:58,887
[ CHILDREN SCREAMING, LAUGHING ]
444
00:15:58,888 --> 00:16:01,887
HEY, LADY, LOOK - ONE OF
YOUR DAMN KIDS SHOT OUT MY TIRE -
445
00:16:01,888 --> 00:16:03,887
[ Crying] A NIPPLE...
446
00:16:03,888 --> 00:16:04,887
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
447
00:16:04,888 --> 00:16:06,887
[ BLOWS NOSE ] MY NAME IS TINBEE.
448
00:16:06,888 --> 00:16:09,887
I'M A BOTTOM BITCH THAT
LIVES IN A WHORE'S PLATFORM SHOE
449
00:16:09,888 --> 00:16:12,887
WITH SO MANY BADASS KIDS I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
450
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:15,887
LOOK, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT TO
DO WITH THEM KIDS. WHUP THEY ASS!
451
00:16:15,888 --> 00:16:17,887
THAT'S JUST IT - I CAN'T.
452
00:16:17,888 --> 00:16:18,887
I JUST DON'T HAVE THE BALLS
453
00:16:18,888 --> 00:16:20,887
TO HURT THESE LITTLE BADASS KIDS.
454
00:16:20,888 --> 00:16:22,887
SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU
WROTE A DAMN SONG ABOUT IT.
455
00:16:22,888 --> 00:16:25,887
♪ TH-I-I-I-I-IS
456
00:16:25,888 --> 00:16:27,887
♪ BITCH HAS HIT THE BOTTOM
457
00:16:27,888 --> 00:16:29,887
♪ THESE ORPHANS, I'D HAVE SHOT 'EM ♪
458
00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:32,887
♪ BUT THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW
459
00:16:32,888 --> 00:16:35,887
♪ NOW IF MY VOICE HAD MORE BASS ♪
460
00:16:35,888 --> 00:16:37,887
♪ I COULD PUT THEM IN THEIR PLACE ♪
461
00:16:37,888 --> 00:16:40,887
♪ IF I ONLY HAD SOME BALLS
462
00:16:40,888 --> 00:16:43,887
♪ I'D WHUP THEIR ASSESS TILL SUNRISE ♪
463
00:16:43,888 --> 00:16:45,887
♪ AND I WOULDN'T CARE WHO CRIES ♪
464
00:16:45,888 --> 00:16:49,887
♪ I'D BE WORKIN' THAT JAW
465
00:16:49,888 --> 00:16:51,887
♪ I'D BE LIKE BRUCE LEE IN THE MOVIES ♪
466
00:16:51,888 --> 00:16:53,887
WITH A WA-YAA! AND A SUEY!
467
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:56,888
♪ IF I ONLY HAD SOME BALLS
468
00:16:57,888 --> 00:17:01,887
♪ PICTURE MY DRAWERS WITH BIG BALLS ♪
469
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:04,887
♪ THEN I WOULD SHOW THEM ALL
470
00:17:04,888 --> 00:17:06,887
SHOW US WHAT? A POP ON THE BUTT?
471
00:17:06,888 --> 00:17:08,887
NO, A PUNCH IN THE GUT!
472
00:17:08,888 --> 00:17:12,888
♪ AND YOU JUST MIGHT GET CUT HA HA!
473
00:17:12,889 --> 00:17:15,887
♪ I WOULD BEAT THEM WITH A BROOM STICK ♪
474
00:17:15,888 --> 00:17:18,887
♪ EXTENSION CORDS AND ICE PICKS ♪
475
00:17:18,888 --> 00:17:20,887
♪ BAM THEIR HEADS AGAINST THE WALL ♪
476
00:17:20,888 --> 00:17:22,887
♪ THEY WOULD HAVE BROKEN NECKS ♪
477
00:17:22,888 --> 00:17:24,887
♪ BUT I'D GET MY RESPECT
478
00:17:24,888 --> 00:17:31,887
♪ IF I HAD SOME BA-A-A-LLS
479
00:17:31,888 --> 00:17:34,887
[ Crying ] A TITTY!
480
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:35,887
A TITTY...
481
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:36,887
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP
482
00:17:36,888 --> 00:17:37,887
WHEN METAL MAMAS IS CRYIN'!
483
00:17:37,888 --> 00:17:40,887
MM-HMM. SEE? I KNEW IT!
484
00:17:40,888 --> 00:17:42,887
A MOTHERFUCKA WITH SOME BALLS
485
00:17:42,888 --> 00:17:43,887
CAN GET Y'ALL TO SHUT UP REAL QUICK!
486
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:44,887
THANK YOU, UM...
487
00:17:44,888 --> 00:17:46,887
SCAREHOE! AND HE'S BLACK DYNAMITE.
488
00:17:46,888 --> 00:17:48,887
AND THAT LITTLE DOG OVER THERE
WITH THE AFRO, THAT'S FRODO.
489
00:17:48,888 --> 00:17:51,887
IT'S BROTO! B-R-OTO, OKAY?
490
00:17:51,888 --> 00:17:53,887
HEY, I DIDN'T COME HERE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE
491
00:17:53,888 --> 00:17:54,887
OF MAKIN' YOUR KIDS SHUT THE FUCK UP.
492
00:17:54,888 --> 00:17:56,887
WE STILL GOT A FLAT.
493
00:17:56,888 --> 00:17:57,887
OH, I CAN FIX THAT.
494
00:17:57,888 --> 00:17:58,887
BE-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO,
495
00:17:58,888 --> 00:17:59,887
BOOMBEE.
496
00:17:59,888 --> 00:18:01,887
MAN, IT SURE WOULD BE
NICE TO HAVE A MAN AROUND HERE.
497
00:18:01,888 --> 00:18:03,887
I MEAN, SURE, THEY QUIET NOW,
498
00:18:03,888 --> 00:18:04,887
BUT WHEN YOU AND YOUR BALLS LEAVE,
499
00:18:04,888 --> 00:18:05,887
OH, THEY GONNA BE TALKIN' AGAIN.
500
00:18:05,888 --> 00:18:07,887
YEAH, WELL, THAT AIN'T MY PROBLEM -
501
00:18:07,888 --> 00:18:09,748
HEY, WE'RE GOING TO SEE MAGIC JOHNSON.
502
00:18:09,749 --> 00:18:11,887
HE'S A BADASS MOTHERFUCKA
WHO'S GONNA GIVE ME SOME GAME.
503
00:18:11,888 --> 00:18:12,887
MAYBE HE GOT AN EXTRA SET
OF BALLS HANGING AROUND SOMEWHERE.
504
00:18:12,888 --> 00:18:14,887
REALLY? YOU THINK MAGIC CAN GIVE ME SOME BALLS?!
505
00:18:14,888 --> 00:18:16,887
[ GASPS ] THIS IS SO EXCITING!
506
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,887
♪ I'M GONNA GET SOME BALLS,
I'M GONNA GET SOME... ♪
507
00:18:18,888 --> 00:18:20,887
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. I GUESS YOU CAN COME.
508
00:18:20,888 --> 00:18:21,887
I CAN'T GET NO PUSSY WITH ALL THESE KIDS
509
00:18:21,888 --> 00:18:22,887
IN THE CAR, NIGGA. THAT'S FIVE YEARS.
510
00:18:22,888 --> 00:18:23,887
OH, DON'T WORRY. THEY AIN'T COMIN'.
511
00:18:23,888 --> 00:18:25,887
THOSE MOTHERFUCKAS ARE ON HOUSE ARREST.
512
00:18:25,888 --> 00:18:27,887
ALL RIGHT, I WOULD TELL YOU KIDS TO STAY PUT,
513
00:18:27,888 --> 00:18:28,887
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU AIN'T GOT A CHOICE.
514
00:18:28,888 --> 00:18:31,887
THIS METAL BITCH WILL BE
BACK WITH ENOUGH TESTOSTERONE
515
00:18:31,888 --> 00:18:33,887
TO BEAT YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKAS
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES.
516
00:18:33,888 --> 00:18:35,887
Together: ♪ GET ON DOWN, THE BITCH IS DEAD ♪
517
00:18:35,888 --> 00:18:37,887
♪ WHICH OLD BITCH? THE HONKY BITCH ♪
518
00:18:37,888 --> 00:18:38,887
MAN, I HOPE WE GET THERE REAL SOON,
519
00:18:38,888 --> 00:18:40,887
'CAUSE THIS FLINTSTONES
SHIT IS FUCKIN' UP MY FEET.
520
00:18:40,888 --> 00:18:43,887
HEY, LOOK - CLUB JUNGLE DEEP!
521
00:18:43,888 --> 00:18:45,887
THERE GOT TO BE SOME WOLF
PUSSY OR SOMETHIN' UP IN THERE
522
00:18:45,888 --> 00:18:46,887
FOR ME BLACK DYNAMITE.
523
00:18:46,888 --> 00:18:47,887
COME ON, MAN! I'M IN THE HEAT!
524
00:18:47,888 --> 00:18:49,887
MY FEET COULD USE A BREAK.
525
00:18:49,888 --> 00:18:50,887
ALL RIGHT, BUT MAKE IT A QUICKIE, BROTO.
526
00:18:50,888 --> 00:18:51,887
YOU KNOW WE GOT A GREAT
527
00:18:51,888 --> 00:18:53,887
AND POWERFUL MAGIC MOTHERFUCKA TO SEE.
528
00:18:53,888 --> 00:18:57,888
[ CHATTER ]
529
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:03,888
OKAY, BROTO, WE'LL BE OVER
HERE WHILE YOU, UH, WORK THE ROOM.
530
00:19:04,888 --> 00:19:07,887
AND HOW YOU TWO LOVELY BITCHES DOIN' TONIGHT?
531
00:19:07,888 --> 00:19:09,887
LOOK HERE - IF I DON'T GET SOME TRIM
532
00:19:09,888 --> 00:19:11,887
IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES, I'M-A EXPLODE.
533
00:19:11,888 --> 00:19:13,887
NOW, I KNOW YOU CAN ASK A BITCH
534
00:19:13,888 --> 00:19:15,887
FOR SOME ASS BETTER THAN THAT.
535
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:16,887
OKAY, OKAY.
536
00:19:16,888 --> 00:19:18,887
CAN I PLEASE HAVE SOME OF YOUR WOLF VAGINA
537
00:19:18,888 --> 00:19:21,288
BEFORE I SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST INSIDE MY DICK?
538
00:19:21,289 --> 00:19:23,887
Man: AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR
THE KING OF THE JUNGLE DEEP!
539
00:19:23,888 --> 00:19:26,888
PUT YOUR PAWS TOGETHER FOR LIONHORN!
540
00:19:27,888 --> 00:19:29,887
COME ON, GIRL. FORGET THIS LITTLE PUPPY.
541
00:19:29,888 --> 00:19:30,887
IT'S SHOWTIME.
542
00:19:30,888 --> 00:19:31,887
FUCK YOU THEN, BITCH!
543
00:19:31,888 --> 00:19:35,887
Woman: YO! YO! SCREW THE PO-PO!
544
00:19:35,888 --> 00:19:36,938
THAT'S RIGHT!
545
00:19:36,939 --> 00:19:39,887
I LAY MY ANACONDA DOWN
ALL THROUGH THE JUNGLE DEEP!
546
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:42,887
I FUCK SHE-ELEPHANTS AND WOLF PUSSY BY THE HEAP!
547
00:19:42,888 --> 00:19:44,887
Broto: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WHATEVER.
548
00:19:44,888 --> 00:19:45,887
Y'ALL DON'T WANT THIS DICK.
549
00:19:45,888 --> 00:19:47,748
ALL RIGHT, BROTO, DON'T START NO SHIT.
550
00:19:47,888 --> 00:19:50,887
I'M THE BADDEST, MEANEST
MOTHERFUCKIN' LION AROUND!
551
00:19:50,888 --> 00:19:51,887
I MAKE RHINOS TIPTOE
552
00:19:51,888 --> 00:19:54,887
AND GIRAFFES DRAG THEIR HEAD ON THE GROUND.
553
00:19:54,888 --> 00:19:55,887
I AIN'T LYIN'!
554
00:19:55,888 --> 00:19:57,887
I FUCKED UP A HUNDRED MOTHERFUCKAS
555
00:19:57,888 --> 00:19:59,887
AND THEN FUCKED ALL THEY MOTHERS!
556
00:19:59,888 --> 00:20:03,887
I FUCKED A WILDEBEEST AND
AN APE JUST TO STAY IN SHAPE.
557
00:20:03,888 --> 00:20:05,887
I AIN'T LYIN'!
558
00:20:05,888 --> 00:20:07,887
THEY CALL ME KING DING-A-LING!
559
00:20:07,888 --> 00:20:10,887
THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKA THEY EVER DID SEEN!
560
00:20:10,888 --> 00:20:12,887
BIATCH!
561
00:20:12,888 --> 00:20:13,887
I RUN THE JUNGLE DEEP!
562
00:20:13,888 --> 00:20:16,887
WHEREVER I LAY MY DICK DOWN, I LAY IT STEEP!
563
00:20:16,888 --> 00:20:18,887
100 FEET DEEP!
564
00:20:18,888 --> 00:20:19,938
I AIN'T LYIN'!
565
00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:24,887
I'M SO COLD, I ATE THE
SUN AND SHIT OUT ICE CUBES!
566
00:20:24,888 --> 00:20:29,887
I'M-A SUPERSTAR-A, BUT TOO
RATED R-A FOR YOUR PICTURE TUBE!
567
00:20:29,888 --> 00:20:30,938
I AIN'T LYIN'!
568
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:33,887
I DRANK THIS MORNING AND PISSED OUT AFTERNOON,
569
00:20:33,888 --> 00:20:36,887
MADE LEAP YEAR JUMP OVER THE MOON.
570
00:20:36,888 --> 00:20:39,887
TOLD CHRISTMAS DAY, "GET YOUR ASS IN MAY,"
571
00:20:39,888 --> 00:20:42,887
AND SMACKED THIS MORNING
FOR BEING LATE YESTERDAY.
572
00:20:42,888 --> 00:20:43,887
I STUCK MY FINGER IN THE GROUND
573
00:20:43,888 --> 00:20:46,887
AND TURNED THE WHOLE WORLD AROUND!
574
00:20:46,888 --> 00:20:47,887
MAN, STOP THE BULLSHIT.
575
00:20:47,888 --> 00:20:50,887
YOU CAN'T DO NONE OF THAT SHIT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT.
576
00:20:50,888 --> 00:20:51,887
[ AUDIENCE GASPS ]
577
00:20:51,888 --> 00:20:53,887
THAT'S ENOUGH, BROTO. LET THE LION DO HIS SHOW.
578
00:20:53,888 --> 00:20:55,887
SAY WHAT?! MAN, YOU BETTER GRAB YOUR MUTT!
579
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:57,887
YOU HEARD ME.
580
00:20:57,888 --> 00:20:59,887
YOU GOT ALL THIS WOLF PUSSY GOIN' CRAZY OVER YOU.
581
00:20:59,888 --> 00:21:01,887
I WANT TO SEE YOU DO JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS.
582
00:21:01,888 --> 00:21:04,887
PUT YOUR FINGER IN THE GROUND
AND TURN THE WHOLE WORLD AROUND.
583
00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:05,938
DO IT.
584
00:21:08,888 --> 00:21:10,887
[ GRUNTING, AUDIENCE GASPS ]
585
00:21:10,888 --> 00:21:12,887
[ BROTO LAUGHS ] SEE? HE CAN'T DO SHIT!
586
00:21:12,888 --> 00:21:16,887
YOU JUST A LYIN' LION!
587
00:21:16,888 --> 00:21:17,887
[ CROWD JEERS ]
588
00:21:17,888 --> 00:21:19,887
YO' MAMA AND YO' UNCLE!
589
00:21:19,888 --> 00:21:21,887
I'LL TAKE ON THIS WHOLE MOTHERFUCKIN' PUSSYFOOT
590
00:21:21,888 --> 00:21:22,887
OF A JUNGLE!
591
00:21:22,888 --> 00:21:25,887
DAMN IT, BROTO! NOW I GOT TO STOP THIS SHIT.
592
00:21:25,888 --> 00:21:27,887
SUEY!
593
00:21:27,888 --> 00:21:29,887
LOOK HERE, LIONHORN,
594
00:21:29,888 --> 00:21:31,887
I'M SORRY ABOUT MY DOG BROTO FUCKIN' UP YOUR GIG.
595
00:21:31,888 --> 00:21:33,887
I-I-I DIDN- I DIDN'T MEAN
WHAT I SAID IN THERE, MAN.
596
00:21:33,888 --> 00:21:35,887
I WAS JUST TRYIN' TO GET SOME WOLF PUSSY MAN.
597
00:21:35,888 --> 00:21:37,887
THE GIRLS WERE JUST FEELIN' ALL THAT, MAN.
598
00:21:37,888 --> 00:21:38,887
I'M - I'M - I'M SORRY.
599
00:21:38,888 --> 00:21:39,887
OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
600
00:21:39,888 --> 00:21:41,887
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN IT WOULDN'T LAST.
601
00:21:41,888 --> 00:21:42,887
MY MOUTH WAS WRITING CHECKS,
602
00:21:42,888 --> 00:21:44,328
BUT THERE WAS NO CASH IN MY ASS.
603
00:21:44,329 --> 00:21:45,887
YEAH, YOU DO TALK A LOT OF SHIT.
604
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:47,748
BUT HOW MANY MOTHERFUCKAS DO YOU KNOW
605
00:21:47,749 --> 00:21:48,887
THAT CAN RHYME EVERY DAMN LINE THEY SAY?
606
00:21:48,888 --> 00:21:50,888
THAT'S A REAL TALENT. MAYBE YOU JUST NEED
607
00:21:48,888 --> 00:21:50,887
A MUZZLE SOMETIMES.
608
00:21:50,888 --> 00:21:52,887
LOOK, IF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL MAGIC JOHNSON
609
00:21:52,888 --> 00:21:54,887
CAN GIVE ME A SET OF BALLS,
I'M SURE HE HAS A SET OF MUZZLES.
610
00:21:54,888 --> 00:21:56,887
WAIT! YOU CATS ARE GOING TO SEE
611
00:21:56,888 --> 00:21:58,887
THE GREAT AND POWERFUL
MAGIC MOTHERFUCKIN' JOHNSON?!
612
00:21:58,888 --> 00:22:01,888
OH! YOU KNOW I WANTS IN!
613
00:22:09,888 --> 00:22:11,887
OH SHIT! IT'S FLYING JUNKIES!
614
00:22:11,888 --> 00:22:13,887
Tinbee: OH! WHAT?!
615
00:22:13,888 --> 00:22:14,887
AAH!
616
00:22:14,888 --> 00:22:16,088
OH, THEY GONNA SMOKE US!
617
00:22:16,089 --> 00:22:17,887
GET 'EM, BLACK DYNAMITE!
618
00:22:17,888 --> 00:22:19,887
BASEHEAD?! WHAT ARE YOU
DOIN IN MY FUCKED UP FANTASY?
619
00:22:19,888 --> 00:22:24,888
FANTASY OR NOT, I WANT MY $2, BLACK DYNAMITE!
620
00:22:30,888 --> 00:22:31,938
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
621
00:22:40,888 --> 00:22:42,888
AAAAH!
622
00:22:44,888 --> 00:22:47,887
BLACK DYNAMITE, IF YOU DON'T HELP ME REAL FAST,
623
00:22:47,888 --> 00:22:49,887
THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' FLYIN' JUNKIES
624
00:22:49,888 --> 00:22:51,887
ARE GONNA TRY TO SMOKE MY ASS!
625
00:22:51,888 --> 00:22:54,888
♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE
626
00:22:57,888 --> 00:23:00,888
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
627
00:23:05,888 --> 00:23:07,887
OKAY! YOU WANT TO PLAY ROUGH?
628
00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:10,887
WELL, SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
629
00:23:10,888 --> 00:23:11,887
AHA!
630
00:23:11,888 --> 00:23:13,887
YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP A FLYIN' BASEHEAD
631
00:23:13,888 --> 00:23:15,887
WITH A LITTLE STINKY HOT PISS IN THE FACE?!
632
00:23:15,888 --> 00:23:18,887
I SLEEP WITH STINKY HOT PISS IN THE FACE.
633
00:23:18,888 --> 00:23:21,887
NO!
634
00:23:21,888 --> 00:23:23,887
OH. [ GRUNTS ]
635
00:23:23,888 --> 00:23:25,888
TAKE THAT! NOOOOOO!
636
00:23:27,888 --> 00:23:29,887
WHAT? I DO SOMETHING WRONG?
637
00:23:29,888 --> 00:23:30,887
AHA!
638
00:23:30,888 --> 00:23:32,887
IF I CAN'T GET MY $2,
639
00:23:32,888 --> 00:23:35,887
I GOT TO BE ABLE TO GET SOMETHIN' FOR THESE.
640
00:23:35,888 --> 00:23:38,887
TO THE PAWN SHOP, FLYIN' JUNKIES!
641
00:23:38,888 --> 00:23:41,887
THAT'S RIGHT! YOU BETTER FLY AWAY, SUCKA!
642
00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:44,887
YOU FREEBASING FLYIN' MONKEY MOTHERFUCKA!
643
00:23:44,888 --> 00:23:46,888
Black Dynamite: NOW THAT THEY HAVE THE
644
00:23:44,888 --> 00:23:46,887
MAGICAL ASS-KICKING SHOES,
645
00:23:46,888 --> 00:23:48,887
THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT THEY'LL DO.
646
00:23:48,888 --> 00:23:49,887
I'M SORRY, BLACK DYNAMITE.
647
00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:51,887
[ Crying ] A TITTY! A TITTY!
648
00:23:51,888 --> 00:23:53,808
NO REASON TO GET ALL RUSTY, METAL BITCH.
649
00:23:53,809 --> 00:23:55,887
WE JUST GOT TO GET TO THE LAND
OF OZ-WATTS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
650
00:23:55,888 --> 00:23:56,887
SO WE CAN WARN THEM?
651
00:23:56,888 --> 00:23:57,938
NO, SO I CAN GET A ROOM
652
00:23:57,939 --> 00:23:59,887
AND ENJOY MY STAY-CATION
BEFORE ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE.
653
00:23:59,888 --> 00:24:03,888
♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE
654
00:24:07,888 --> 00:24:10,888
HA! FOLLOW THOSE FLYING JUNKIES!
655
00:24:11,888 --> 00:24:13,887
[ DOOR BEEPS ]
656
00:24:13,888 --> 00:24:17,887
MAN, THESE SHOES ARE SO HOT, THEY SMOKIN'.
657
00:24:17,888 --> 00:24:20,887
ARE YOU IMPLYIN' THAT
THE FLYING JUNKIES IS THIEFS?!
658
00:24:20,888 --> 00:24:23,887
I TELL YOU WHAT. I'LL GIVE YOU 63 CENTS FOR THEM.
659
00:24:23,888 --> 00:24:26,887
COME ON, BO DIDDLEY. I JUST NEED $2.
660
00:24:26,888 --> 00:24:27,887
I'LL SUCK YO' DICK!
661
00:24:27,888 --> 00:24:29,887
HELL NAW! I JUST GOT MY DICK SUCKED.
662
00:24:29,888 --> 00:24:32,887
NOW WHAT THE FUCK CAN
ALL Y'ALL DO WITH $2 ANYWAY?
663
00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:34,887
WHAT COULD A FLYIN' JUNKIE DO WITH $2?
664
00:24:34,888 --> 00:24:37,887
♪ I SAID WE SNIFF, SNORT COKE
665
00:24:37,888 --> 00:24:40,888
♪ WE SHOOT IT TILL WE SEE UNICORNS, SASQUATCH
666
00:24:37,888 --> 00:24:40,887
AND WOOKIEES ♪
667
00:24:40,888 --> 00:24:42,887
♪ SUCK A THANG FOR SOME COOKIES,
NO, WE AIN'T NO ROOKIES ♪
668
00:24:42,888 --> 00:24:44,887
♪ JUST JUNKIES THAT NEED SOME BASE ♪
669
00:24:44,888 --> 00:24:45,887
SAY WHAT?
670
00:24:45,888 --> 00:24:46,887
♪ NOW, WHAT WE SMOKE IS NOT THE BEST ♪
671
00:24:46,888 --> 00:24:48,887
♪ BUT FUCK IT, YOU KNOW WE FIENDS ♪
672
00:24:48,888 --> 00:24:49,887
♪ AND ME, THE DOPE
673
00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:52,887
♪ AND THIS SYRINGE
ALREADY TRIED TO GO CLEAN ♪
674
00:24:52,888 --> 00:24:54,887
♪ SEE, I AM BASEHEAD
675
00:24:54,888 --> 00:24:56,887
♪ AND I LIKE TO GET HIGH
676
00:24:56,888 --> 00:24:58,887
♪ WITH THE SMACK AND THE
WHITE, THE GREEN AND THE HAZE ♪
677
00:24:58,888 --> 00:25:00,887
♪ AND THE PURPLE THAT MAKES ME FLY ♪
678
00:25:00,888 --> 00:25:02,887
♪ BUT FIRST, I GOT TO FIND A VEIN ♪
679
00:25:02,888 --> 00:25:03,887
♪ I TAP IT AND I TAP IT
680
00:25:03,888 --> 00:25:05,887
♪ I REACH IN MY JACKET
AND PULL OUT THE SMACK ♪
681
00:25:05,888 --> 00:25:08,887
♪ AND JUST RISE TO THE
SKY FOR THAT TRIP, MAN ♪
682
00:25:08,888 --> 00:25:09,887
♪ I'LL SUCK YO' DICK
683
00:25:09,888 --> 00:25:10,938
♪ NOW I'M FUCKED UP
684
00:25:10,939 --> 00:25:12,887
♪ YOU CAN TELL BY MY EYES
685
00:25:12,888 --> 00:25:13,887
♪ AND I BROUGHT TWO FRIENDS ALONG ♪
686
00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:15,887
♪ AND NEXT ON THE PIPE IS MY MAN BASE ♪
687
00:25:15,888 --> 00:25:17,887
♪ COME ON, BASE, SMOKE THAT BONG ♪
688
00:25:17,888 --> 00:25:19,887
♪ CHECK IT OUT, WE THE F-L-N
689
00:25:19,888 --> 00:25:20,887
♪ THE J-U-N-K
690
00:25:20,888 --> 00:25:21,887
♪ THE REST IS E-I-S
691
00:25:21,888 --> 00:25:23,887
♪ SAY WHAT?
692
00:25:23,888 --> 00:25:25,887
♪ YOU SEE, WE DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL ♪
693
00:25:25,888 --> 00:25:27,887
♪ 'CAUSE THE SCHOOL HAD A
RULE, EVERYBODY TAKE A DRUG TEST ♪
694
00:25:27,888 --> 00:25:29,887
♪ YOU SEE, MY TEETH
IS GONE, AND I LOST A TON ♪
695
00:25:29,888 --> 00:25:30,887
♪ BUT I CAN STEAL A TV
696
00:25:30,888 --> 00:25:32,887
♪ SAY WHAT?
697
00:25:32,888 --> 00:25:33,887
♪ YOU SEE, I STOLE A LOT
OF CLOTHES FROM MUHAMMAD ALI ♪
698
00:25:33,888 --> 00:25:34,887
♪ AND I'LL SELL 'EM FOR A Q.P. ♪
699
00:25:34,888 --> 00:25:36,887
♪ I GOT RADIOS
700
00:25:36,888 --> 00:25:38,887
♪ A BOX OF ROSCOE'S CHICKEN
TITTIES AND APPLE JACKS ♪
701
00:25:38,888 --> 00:25:41,887
♪ I COULD STEAL A LINCOLN CONTINENTAL ♪
702
00:25:41,888 --> 00:25:42,887
♪ AND HIDE IT IN MY CRACK
703
00:25:42,888 --> 00:25:44,887
♪ SAY WHAT?
704
00:25:44,888 --> 00:25:46,887
♪ SO AFTER THAT, I TAKE A HIT OF THE SMACK ♪
705
00:25:46,888 --> 00:25:47,887
♪ THEN I RUN THROUGH THE MALL
706
00:25:47,888 --> 00:25:49,887
♪ I SNATCH A COLOR TV, THEN I CAN FLEE ♪
707
00:25:49,888 --> 00:25:51,887
♪ AND SELL IT FOR SOME SPEEDBALL ♪
708
00:25:51,888 --> 00:25:54,228
♪ HEAR ME TALK ABOUT COCAINE, WHITE HORSE ♪
709
00:25:54,229 --> 00:25:55,887
♪ MORE HEROIN THAN
A SMOKER COULD EVER SMOKE ♪
710
00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:56,887
♪ SAY WHAT?
711
00:25:56,888 --> 00:25:58,887
♪ BUT I COULD'VE BEEN A DOCTOR OR A LAWYER ♪
712
00:25:58,888 --> 00:26:00,887
♪ 'CAUSE I'M SMARTER, BUT
IT'S HARDER TO THINK WHEN BROKE ♪
713
00:26:00,888 --> 00:26:03,048
♪ EVERYBODY GOES BASEHEAD, BASEHEAD ♪
714
00:26:03,049 --> 00:26:04,887
♪ WHAT YOU GOT TO SELL TODAY?
715
00:26:04,888 --> 00:26:05,887
♪ SAY WHAT?
716
00:26:05,888 --> 00:26:06,887
♪ I GOT TO TWO STEREOS
717
00:26:06,888 --> 00:26:08,887
♪ NOW GIVE ME $20 SO I CAN GO GET BLAZED ♪
718
00:26:08,888 --> 00:26:11,887
♪ EVERYBODY GOES BASEHEAD, BASEHEAD ♪
719
00:26:11,888 --> 00:26:13,887
♪ I ONLY GOT $10
720
00:26:13,888 --> 00:26:15,887
♪ SO SINCE MY NIPPLES ARE ITCHIN' ♪
721
00:26:15,888 --> 00:26:17,887
♪ I WILL TAKE THAT $10
722
00:26:17,888 --> 00:26:18,887
♪ PCP!
723
00:26:18,888 --> 00:26:20,887
♪ HERE'S THE MELLOW
724
00:26:20,888 --> 00:26:22,887
♪ IT'S ON YOU, SO WHAT YOU GONNA DO? ♪
725
00:26:22,888 --> 00:26:24,887
♪ THEN I WAS GONE, AND
A-GONE, A-GONE, GONE, A-GONE ♪
726
00:26:24,888 --> 00:26:26,887
♪ THE HIGH DON'T STOP
TILL THERE'S NOTHIN' TO PAWN ♪
727
00:26:26,888 --> 00:26:28,887
♪ THEN I WAS GONE AND
A-GONE, A-GONE, GONE, A-GONE ♪
728
00:26:28,888 --> 00:26:30,887
♪ THE HIGH DON'T STOP
TILL THERE'S NOTHIN' TO PAWN ♪
729
00:26:30,888 --> 00:26:32,887
♪ SNIFF, SNORT, SMOKE
730
00:26:32,888 --> 00:26:34,887
♪ WE SHOOT IT TILL WE SEE UNICORNS ♪
731
00:26:34,888 --> 00:26:35,887
♪ SASQUATCH AND WOOKIEES
732
00:26:35,888 --> 00:26:37,887
♪ SUCK A THANG FOR SOME COOKIES,
NO, WE AIN'T NO ROOKIES ♪
733
00:26:37,888 --> 00:26:39,887
♪ JUST SOME JUNKIES THAT NEED SOME BA- ♪
734
00:26:39,888 --> 00:26:41,887
♪ SAY WHAT?
735
00:26:41,888 --> 00:26:43,887
NO, THESE ARE NOT FOR SALE!
736
00:26:43,888 --> 00:26:45,888
THESE BELONG TO THE WICKED BITCH OF THE -
737
00:26:45,889 --> 00:26:47,887
OH, HI, OFFICERS!
738
00:26:47,888 --> 00:26:50,887
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS MAN
WAS TRYIN' TO GIVE ME BASE MONEY
739
00:26:50,888 --> 00:26:52,887
FOR YOUR MAGICAL ASS-KICKING SHOES?
740
00:26:52,888 --> 00:26:54,887
THE NERVE! I'M PERSONALLY OFFENDED.
741
00:26:54,888 --> 00:26:57,887
I GOT A PLACE I GOT TO BE RIGHT NOW, THOUGH.
742
00:26:57,888 --> 00:26:58,887
UH, BYE!
743
00:26:58,888 --> 00:27:00,887
OW! OOH! OHH!
744
00:27:00,888 --> 00:27:05,888
Man: AND NOW TO OZ-WATTS!
745
00:27:06,888 --> 00:27:10,887
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT Y'ALL,
BUT MY BACK IS TOUCHING MY GUT!
746
00:27:10,888 --> 00:27:14,887
MAN, I'M HUNGRIER THAN FOUR
FAT BITCHES TRAPPED IN A DOUGHNUT!
747
00:27:14,888 --> 00:27:15,887
I SAY WE STOP AND GET SOMETHING TO EAT.
748
00:27:15,888 --> 00:27:16,887
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
749
00:27:16,888 --> 00:27:18,568
I TOLD YOU WE GOT TO GET TO OZ-WATTS
750
00:27:18,569 --> 00:27:19,887
BEFORE THE WICKED BITCH GETS THERE.
751
00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:21,887
COME ON, BLACK DYNAMITE. WE GOT TO EAT SOMETHIN'.
752
00:27:21,888 --> 00:27:22,887
YOU KNOW A SCAREHOE CAN'T
LIVE ON JUST PIMPIN' ALONE.
753
00:27:22,888 --> 00:27:24,887
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
754
00:27:24,888 --> 00:27:27,888
BUT WE'VE GOT TO GET IT TO-GO. YOU DIG?
755
00:27:30,839 --> 00:27:32,887
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
756
00:27:32,888 --> 00:27:35,887
THE DEPARTMENT OF FUCKED UP FOOD COMBINATIONS
757
00:27:35,888 --> 00:27:37,887
HAS FOUND ROSCOE'S FOOD EMPORIUM TO BE...
758
00:27:37,888 --> 00:27:39,887
FUCKED UP,
759
00:27:39,888 --> 00:27:42,887
RESULTING IN AN IMMEDIATE
CLOSING OF THIS ESTABLISHMENT.
760
00:27:42,888 --> 00:27:43,887
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
761
00:27:43,888 --> 00:27:45,887
MY FUCKED UP FOOD COMBINATIONS AIN'T FUCKED UP!
762
00:27:45,888 --> 00:27:46,887
AIN'T THAT RIGHT, Y'ALL?
763
00:27:46,888 --> 00:27:48,887
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
764
00:27:48,888 --> 00:27:52,887
WELL, YOU NEED TO FIND A WAY
TO SERVE GOOD FOOD COMBINATIONS,
765
00:27:52,888 --> 00:27:55,887
LIKE MEATBALLS AND SPAGHETTI
OR HAMBURGERS AND FRIES.
766
00:27:55,888 --> 00:27:57,887
BECAUSE AS LONG AS YOU
ARE PUTTING DISGUSTING THINGS
767
00:27:57,888 --> 00:28:01,887
TOGETHER LIKE CHICKEN AND WAFFLES - UGH! -
768
00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:02,887
NO ONE WILL BE ALLOWED TO EAT HERE!
769
00:28:02,888 --> 00:28:05,887
NOW, YOU WAIT A MINUTE, MR.
FUCKED UP FOOD INSPECTOR.
770
00:28:05,888 --> 00:28:07,887
NOW, IF A MAN WANTS TO PUT A PIECE OF OX ASS
771
00:28:07,888 --> 00:28:09,887
AND FIDDLE FADDLE IN HIS MOUTH AT THE SAME TIME,
772
00:28:09,888 --> 00:28:10,887
THAT'S HIS BUSINESS.
773
00:28:10,888 --> 00:28:12,887
AND JUST WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
774
00:28:12,888 --> 00:28:14,887
TO MY FRIENDS, I'M BLACK DYNAMITE,
775
00:28:14,888 --> 00:28:15,887
BUT TO YOU I'M JUST A HUNGRY CAT
776
00:28:15,888 --> 00:28:17,887
THAT'S TRAVELING WITH HIS FRIENDS
777
00:28:17,888 --> 00:28:18,887
IN AN IMAGINARY LAND ON HIS WAY
778
00:28:18,888 --> 00:28:20,887
TO FIND A GREAT AND POWERFUL BADASS MOTHERFUCKER
779
00:28:20,888 --> 00:28:22,887
BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT.
780
00:28:22,888 --> 00:28:24,887
NOW, UNLESS YOU GOT A WHOLE
ARMY OF INSPECTORS READY TO RUMBLE,
781
00:28:24,888 --> 00:28:26,688
I SUGGEST YOU GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAY
782
00:28:26,689 --> 00:28:27,887
WHEN GROWN FOLKS IS HUNGRY.
783
00:28:27,888 --> 00:28:29,887
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
784
00:28:29,888 --> 00:28:32,888
[ FUNK MUSIC PLAYS ]
785
00:28:33,888 --> 00:28:35,887
♪ ROSCOE'S FOOD EMPORIUM
786
00:28:35,888 --> 00:28:37,887
♪ ROSCOE'S FOOD EMPORIUM
787
00:28:37,888 --> 00:28:39,887
♪ JUST BECAUSE I LIKE CHICKEN TITTIES ♪
788
00:28:39,888 --> 00:28:41,028
♪ AND OX ASS IN MY STEW
789
00:28:41,029 --> 00:28:42,887
I LIKE ASS, TOO.
790
00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:44,887
♪ ROSCOE WILL NEVER
BRING YOU NO FUCKED UP FOOD ♪
791
00:28:44,888 --> 00:28:45,887
♪ NO FUCKED UP FOOD
792
00:28:45,888 --> 00:28:47,887
♪ 'CAUSE I LIKE MIXING FIDDLE FADDLE ♪
793
00:28:47,888 --> 00:28:49,887
♪ CHITTERLINGS AND FONDUE
794
00:28:49,888 --> 00:28:53,887
♪ BUT ROSCOE WOULD NEVER
BRING YOU NO FUCKED UP FOOD ♪
795
00:28:53,888 --> 00:28:55,887
♪ NOW, IF YOU WANT TO EAT WITH ROSCOE ♪
796
00:28:55,888 --> 00:28:57,887
♪ YOU BETTER BONE UP ON THE RULES ♪
797
00:28:57,888 --> 00:29:00,468
♪ ROSCOE WILL NEVER
BRING YOU NO FUCKED UP FOOD ♪
798
00:29:00,469 --> 00:29:01,887
♪ NO FUCKED UP FOOD
799
00:29:01,888 --> 00:29:03,887
♪ BETTER GET YOU SOME GRITS AND JELLO ♪
800
00:29:03,888 --> 00:29:05,887
♪ A FROG LEG OR TWO
801
00:29:05,888 --> 00:29:09,887
♪ ROSCOE WILL NEVER
BRING YOU NO FUCKED UP FOOD ♪
802
00:29:09,888 --> 00:29:10,887
♪ NO FUCKED UP FOOD
803
00:29:10,888 --> 00:29:11,887
♪ NO FUCKED UP FOOD
804
00:29:11,888 --> 00:29:12,887
♪ NO FUCKED UP FOOD
805
00:29:12,888 --> 00:29:14,887
♪ NO FUCKED UP FOOD
806
00:29:14,888 --> 00:29:16,887
♪ ROSCOE WILL NEVER
BRING YOU NO FUCKED UP FOOD ♪
807
00:29:16,888 --> 00:29:18,887
♪ NO FUCKED UP FOOD
808
00:29:18,888 --> 00:29:19,887
♪ 'CAUSE I'LL MAKE YOU SOME SNAUSAGES ♪
809
00:29:19,888 --> 00:29:21,887
♪ WITH EGGLOAF AND SOME PRUNES
810
00:29:21,888 --> 00:29:25,887
♪ BUT I WILL NEVER BRING
YOU NO FUCKED UP FOOD ♪
811
00:29:25,888 --> 00:29:27,887
♪ I WILL NEVER BRING YOU
812
00:29:27,888 --> 00:29:29,887
♪ I SAID, I WOULD NEVER BRING YOU ♪
813
00:29:29,888 --> 00:29:32,887
♪ I WOULD NEVER BRING
YOU, BRING YOU, BRING YOU ♪
814
00:29:32,888 --> 00:29:37,887
♪ NO FUCKED UP F-O-O-OOD
815
00:29:37,888 --> 00:29:39,887
YEAH! [ LAUGHS ]
816
00:29:39,888 --> 00:29:41,887
THANK YOU SO MUCH, BLACK DYNAMITE!
817
00:29:41,888 --> 00:29:43,887
WELL, WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL
818
00:29:43,888 --> 00:29:44,887
BADASS MOTHERFUCKIN MAGIC JOHNSON.
819
00:29:44,888 --> 00:29:46,268
THAT'S IT! IF MAGIC JOHNSON
820
00:29:46,888 --> 00:29:48,887
WAS TO PUT HIS NAME ON MY ESTABLISHMENT,
821
00:29:48,888 --> 00:29:50,887
THEY WOULDN'T KEEP TRYIN' TO SHUT ME DOWN!
822
00:29:50,888 --> 00:29:53,888
[ SIGHS ] COME ON, ROSCOE.
823
00:29:54,888 --> 00:29:56,887
LOOK, Y'ALL!
824
00:29:56,888 --> 00:29:58,887
THERE IT IS!
825
00:29:58,888 --> 00:30:00,888
SWEET STAY-CATION, HERE I COME!
826
00:30:03,888 --> 00:30:05,888
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
827
00:30:07,888 --> 00:30:09,888
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
828
00:30:12,888 --> 00:30:15,887
Man: I'M COMIN MOTHERFUCKA!
829
00:30:15,888 --> 00:30:16,887
I'M C-C-COMIN'!
830
00:30:16,888 --> 00:30:18,887
WAIT. I KNOW THAT VOICE. IT CAN'T BE.
831
00:30:18,888 --> 00:30:20,887
WHO THE FUCK IS KNOCKIN' AT MY DOOR?
832
00:30:20,888 --> 00:30:21,887
THAT FROG KURTIS?
833
00:30:21,888 --> 00:30:22,887
THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKA!
834
00:30:22,888 --> 00:30:24,887
THAT FROG KURTIS.
835
00:30:24,888 --> 00:30:26,887
WHAT? Y'ALL THOUGHT Y'ALL WASN'T GONNA SEE ME?!
836
00:30:26,888 --> 00:30:27,887
THAT FROG KURTIS?!
837
00:30:27,888 --> 00:30:30,887
RI-RI-RI-RIBBIT MOTHAFUCKA!
838
00:30:30,888 --> 00:30:33,888
♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE
839
00:30:37,888 --> 00:30:40,887
OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, HELL NO!
840
00:30:40,888 --> 00:30:42,208
I'M THE GREAT AND POWERFUL
841
00:30:42,209 --> 00:30:44,887
MAGIC JOHNSON GATEKEEPER/SECURITY GUARD/
842
00:30:44,888 --> 00:30:47,887
TITTY JUGGLER/FOOT TO THE ASS/
843
00:30:47,888 --> 00:30:51,887
YOUR MAMA'S BABY DADDY/ HUNG LIKE A MOTHAFUCKA
844
00:30:51,888 --> 00:30:52,887
W-W-W-WHAT?!
845
00:30:52,888 --> 00:30:55,887
YOU DIDN'T THINK MAGIC
JOHNSON USED PROTECTION? HUH?!
846
00:30:55,888 --> 00:30:57,888
[ LAUGHTER ]
847
00:30:58,888 --> 00:31:00,887
THAT'S A GOOD ONE, THAT, FROG KURTIS.
848
00:31:00,888 --> 00:31:03,887
SECURITY?! MOTHER FUCK ME!
849
00:31:03,888 --> 00:31:04,887
STOP PLAYIN' AND OPEN UP THIS DOOR
850
00:31:04,888 --> 00:31:07,887
BEFORE I PUT ANOTHER HAND
UP YOUR ASS, YOU DAMN PUPPET!
851
00:31:07,888 --> 00:31:08,887
[ LAUGHING ]
852
00:31:08,888 --> 00:31:10,887
HAAAAAAA!
853
00:31:10,888 --> 00:31:11,887
YOU THINK THIS SHIT FUNNY?! HUH?!
854
00:31:11,888 --> 00:31:14,887
YOU THINK THAT - YOU THINK
THAT FROG KURTIS IS A JOKE?!
855
00:31:14,888 --> 00:31:16,887
YOU EVER BEEN SMACKED ACROSS YOUR FACE
856
00:31:16,888 --> 00:31:18,328
BY A GIANT, 50-FOOT FROG DICK
857
00:31:18,888 --> 00:31:20,148
HE-HE-HELL MOTHERFUCKA
858
00:31:20,888 --> 00:31:23,888
HE-HE-HELL!
859
00:31:26,839 --> 00:31:28,887
MARVEL AT IT, BITCH!
860
00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:30,887
AND I'M ALL SOFT MOTHERFUCKA!
861
00:31:30,888 --> 00:31:33,108
DAMN! I AIN'T INTO FROGS, BUT, UH [CHUCKLES]
862
00:31:33,109 --> 00:31:34,887
RIBBIT RIBBIT.
863
00:31:34,888 --> 00:31:37,408
WHAT? YOU THOUGHT YOU
WAS GONNA MEET MAGIC JOHNSON
864
00:31:37,409 --> 00:31:38,887
WITHOUT GETTIN' A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH?!
865
00:31:38,888 --> 00:31:40,887
YOU THOUGHT WRONG, MOTHERFUCKA!
866
00:31:40,888 --> 00:31:41,887
YOU THOUGHT WRONG!
867
00:31:41,888 --> 00:31:45,888
HA HA! AAAAAAH!
868
00:31:50,888 --> 00:31:52,887
AAAAAH!
869
00:31:52,888 --> 00:31:53,938
LET'S SPLIT!
870
00:31:53,939 --> 00:31:55,887
RUN!
871
00:31:55,888 --> 00:31:57,887
AAH! OHH!
872
00:31:57,888 --> 00:32:00,887
[ SCREAMING ]
873
00:32:00,888 --> 00:32:05,887
Y'ALL NEED TO GET OFF MY DICK!
874
00:32:05,888 --> 00:32:08,887
[ SCREAMING ]
875
00:32:08,888 --> 00:32:10,887
SUEY!
876
00:32:10,888 --> 00:32:14,887
[ GRUNTING ]
877
00:32:14,888 --> 00:32:16,887
AAH! YOU MOTHERFUCKA!
878
00:32:16,888 --> 00:32:18,887
YOU DONE TOOK THE HEM OUT MY DICK
879
00:32:18,888 --> 00:32:20,887
SUEY! AAAAH!
880
00:32:20,888 --> 00:32:22,887
YOU MOTHERFUCKA!
881
00:32:22,888 --> 00:32:25,887
YOU BLACK, WIDE-NOSED, EGYPTIAN,
882
00:32:25,888 --> 00:32:28,887
STATUE-LOOKIN' MOTHERFUCKA!
883
00:32:28,888 --> 00:32:30,887
SHINY, ARROGANT, AIR BREATHIN' -
884
00:32:30,888 --> 00:32:31,887
[ GROANS, COUGHS ]
885
00:32:31,888 --> 00:32:34,887
THEY SHOULD'VE NEVER GAVE YOU NIGGAS BRUCE LEROY!
886
00:32:34,888 --> 00:32:36,887
[ EXPLOSION, SIREN WAILS ]
887
00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:38,887
THANK YOU, BLACK DYNAMITE!
888
00:32:38,888 --> 00:32:40,887
DAMN. THE WICKED BITCH OF THE WEST-SIDE.
889
00:32:40,888 --> 00:32:41,887
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN.
890
00:32:41,888 --> 00:32:43,888
AND NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US,
891
00:32:43,889 --> 00:32:46,887
WE'RE GONNA PUT OZ-WATTS IN A CHOKEHOLD!
892
00:32:46,888 --> 00:32:49,888
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
893
00:32:54,888 --> 00:32:56,887
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
894
00:32:56,888 --> 00:32:58,448
YOU THINK MAYBE WE SHOULD HELP?
895
00:32:58,449 --> 00:32:59,887
'CAUSE THEY ARE GETTIN' FUCKED UP.
896
00:32:59,888 --> 00:33:02,048
LOOK, WE CAME HERE TO GET SOME STAY-CATION,
897
00:33:02,049 --> 00:33:03,887
GAME, A PAIR OF BALLS, A FRANCHISE,
898
00:33:03,888 --> 00:33:06,887
AND A MUZZLE, AND THAT'S
EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
899
00:33:06,888 --> 00:33:08,888
HEY, DON'T FORGET ABOUT MY PUSSY
900
00:33:15,888 --> 00:33:17,887
UH, E-EXCUSE ME.
901
00:33:17,888 --> 00:33:19,887
WHY IS THE GREAT AND POWERFUL MAGIC
902
00:33:19,888 --> 00:33:22,887
LETTIN' THESE PIGS FUCK YOU UP WITH A STICK?
903
00:33:22,888 --> 00:33:23,938
YOU KNOW WHAT? UNH!
904
00:33:24,888 --> 00:33:26,887
THAT'S A - A REAL GOOD QUESTION.
905
00:33:26,888 --> 00:33:28,887
'CAUSE HE'S RIGHT OVER
THERE IN HIS MAGICAL THRONE
906
00:33:28,888 --> 00:33:30,887
NOT - UNH! - DOING SHIT!
907
00:33:30,888 --> 00:33:33,408
I HOPE Y'ALL DIDN'T -
AAH! I HOPE Y'ALL DIDN'T - AAH!
908
00:33:33,409 --> 00:33:34,887
I HOPE Y'ALL DIDN'T COME
909
00:33:34,888 --> 00:33:36,887
EXPECTING TO GET SOME SHIT FROM HIM.
910
00:33:36,888 --> 00:33:38,887
'CAUSE IF YOU DID, Y'ALL
JUST - Y'ALL JUST - FUCKED
911
00:33:38,888 --> 00:33:40,887
Y'ALL JUST AS FUCKED AS WE ARE.
912
00:33:40,888 --> 00:33:42,887
WELP, THERE GOES MY BALLS.
913
00:33:42,888 --> 00:33:45,887
MAN, ALL MY HOPES WENT DOWN THE DRAIN REAL FAST.
914
00:33:45,888 --> 00:33:48,887
I GUESS IT'S BACK TO BOUNCIN' CHECKS WITH MY ASS.
915
00:33:48,888 --> 00:33:51,887
WHO THE HELL WANTS TO EAT
TRUFFLES WITH OX ASS ANYWAY?
916
00:33:51,888 --> 00:33:54,888
HERE, CUJO, JUST BITE OFF MY PIMP HAND RIGHT NOW.
917
00:33:55,888 --> 00:33:57,887
I DON'T NEED IT NO MORE.
918
00:33:57,888 --> 00:34:00,887
AAAH! YOU JUST DOGGY-STYLED MY HAND!
919
00:34:00,888 --> 00:34:02,887
THERE'S NO NEED IN THROWING
AWAY A PERFECTLY USELESS PIMP HAND
920
00:34:02,888 --> 00:34:04,887
WHEN YOU CAN JUST FUCK IT!
921
00:34:04,888 --> 00:34:05,887
HEY, I'M SORRY, MAN.
922
00:34:05,888 --> 00:34:06,887
I'M JUST BACKED UP A LITTLE, ALL RIGHT?
923
00:34:06,888 --> 00:34:08,887
AFTER ALL THE SHIT I BEEN THROUGH,
924
00:34:08,888 --> 00:34:10,887
THIS MOTHERFUCKA IS GONNA GIVE ME A ROOM
925
00:34:10,888 --> 00:34:13,888
AT HIS FINEST HOTEL WITH
ALL THE AMENITIES FOR FREE!
926
00:34:14,888 --> 00:34:19,888
ALL RIGHT, MAGIC EARVIN
JOHNSON, WHERE THE HELL YOU AT?
927
00:34:20,888 --> 00:34:22,888
WHO DARES TO QUESTION THE WHEREABOUTS
928
00:34:22,889 --> 00:34:25,887
OF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL MAGIC JOHNSON?
929
00:34:25,888 --> 00:34:27,887
BLACK DYNAMITE, THAT'S WHO!
930
00:34:27,888 --> 00:34:28,887
NOW WHY YOU LETTING YOUR
PEOPLE GET THEIR ASSES WHIPPED?
931
00:34:28,888 --> 00:34:29,887
YOU AIN'T CHARLES BARKLEY!
932
00:34:29,888 --> 00:34:30,938
SHIIIIIIIT!!!
933
00:34:31,888 --> 00:34:34,887
I GAVE THEM MOVIE THEATERS, STARBUCKS, AND AIDS.
934
00:34:34,888 --> 00:34:36,887
THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH!
935
00:34:36,888 --> 00:34:37,887
WHAT? NEVER MIND.
936
00:34:37,888 --> 00:34:39,887
LOOK, ALL WE NEED ARE SOME BALLS,
937
00:34:39,888 --> 00:34:41,088
A MUZZLE, A PUSSY OR TWO -
938
00:34:41,089 --> 00:34:42,887
I'M SORRY, BUT I'M GONNA NEED YOU
939
00:34:42,888 --> 00:34:44,887
TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
940
00:34:44,888 --> 00:34:46,887
WHEN GREAT AND POWERFUL
BADASS MOTHERFUCKA HAS SPOKEN!
941
00:34:46,888 --> 00:34:48,887
THAT'S MY CATCH PHRASE, SUCKAH!
942
00:34:48,888 --> 00:34:49,887
MAGIC JOHNSON, COME OUT
943
00:34:49,888 --> 00:34:50,887
FROM BEHIND THAT MAGIC JOHNSON RIGHT NOW!
944
00:34:50,888 --> 00:34:51,938
SUEY!
945
00:35:01,888 --> 00:35:03,887
Black Dynamite: WHAT THE -
946
00:35:03,888 --> 00:35:05,887
FUTURE FORMER L.A. CLIPPERS
OWNER DONALD STERLING?
947
00:35:05,888 --> 00:35:07,887
THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD
BE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL
948
00:35:07,888 --> 00:35:08,887
BADASS MOTHERFUCKA IN MY IMAGINATION!
949
00:35:08,888 --> 00:35:10,328
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT - IT'S ME!
950
00:35:10,329 --> 00:35:11,887
AND YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY
951
00:35:11,888 --> 00:35:13,887
THE BLACKS THINK WHITEY IS SO GREAT AND POWERFUL?
952
00:35:13,888 --> 00:35:15,887
SOCIAL ENGINEERING!
953
00:35:15,888 --> 00:35:17,887
WE MAKE SURE THAT YOU ONLY SEE YOURSELVES
954
00:35:17,888 --> 00:35:19,887
AS "12 YEARS A SLAVE," DJANGO,
955
00:35:19,888 --> 00:35:21,887
"THE HELP," MADEA, AND "POOTIE TANG,"
956
00:35:21,888 --> 00:35:23,887
WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS.
957
00:35:23,888 --> 00:35:24,887
YOU THINK WE'RE RACISTS?!
958
00:35:24,888 --> 00:35:26,887
WE'RE ECONOMISTS!
959
00:35:26,888 --> 00:35:29,887
IT'S ALL ABOUT MONEY, BLACK DYNAMITE!
960
00:35:29,888 --> 00:35:32,887
AND AS LONG AS NEGROES MAKE THE LEAST MONEY
961
00:35:32,888 --> 00:35:35,887
AND SPEND THE MOST MONEY,
WE WILL ALWAYS BE ON TOP!
962
00:35:35,888 --> 00:35:38,887
THOSE MELON MUNCHERS WILL NEVER ORGANIZE
963
00:35:38,888 --> 00:35:40,887
TO CONTROL THEIR OWN ECONOMICS, LAND, AND MEDIA.
964
00:35:40,888 --> 00:35:42,887
AND EVEN IF THEY DO,
965
00:35:42,888 --> 00:35:45,887
WE WILL JUST MAKE MEXICANS THE NEW BLACKS.
966
00:35:45,888 --> 00:35:47,887
[ LAUGHS ]
967
00:35:47,888 --> 00:35:48,887
MAN FUCK THIS!
968
00:35:48,888 --> 00:35:50,887
I REFUSE TO BE TREATED LIKE A CIGARELLO-STEALIN',
969
00:35:50,888 --> 00:35:51,887
CIGARETTE-SELLIN', SYRUP-SIPPIN' STEREOTYPE!
970
00:35:51,888 --> 00:35:53,887
WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING!
971
00:35:53,888 --> 00:35:57,888
WE SHOULD ALL TURN OUR SHIRTS INSIDE OUT! YEAH!
972
00:35:58,888 --> 00:36:01,887
OR YOU COULD FIGHT BACK?
973
00:36:01,888 --> 00:36:03,887
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
974
00:36:03,888 --> 00:36:05,888
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
975
00:36:10,569 --> 00:36:12,887
HMM. IF MAGIC JOHNSON IS NOT
976
00:36:12,888 --> 00:36:14,887
THE GREAT AND POWERFUL MOTHERFUCKA IN MY DREAM,
977
00:36:14,888 --> 00:36:16,887
AND IT COULD NEVER BE THIS OLD-ASS RACIST HONKY,
978
00:36:16,888 --> 00:36:18,887
THEN I GUESS THERE'S NO GREAT
979
00:36:18,888 --> 00:36:20,508
AND POWERFUL MOTHERFUCKA AT ALL.
980
00:36:23,888 --> 00:36:25,887
FUCK YOU, OZ-WATTS!
981
00:36:25,888 --> 00:36:27,887
FUCK YOU, WICKED BITCH!
982
00:36:27,888 --> 00:36:29,887
AND FUCK YOU, MAGIC JOHNSON!
983
00:36:29,888 --> 00:36:30,887
AAH-
984
00:36:30,888 --> 00:36:32,887
WAIT. QUICK - WHAT DO
WE KNOW ABOUT MAGIC JOHNSON,
985
00:36:32,888 --> 00:36:35,887
OTHER THAN HE DOESN'T REALLY
OWN ALL THIS SHIT IN THE '70s?
986
00:36:35,888 --> 00:36:36,887
OOH! I GOT IT!
987
00:36:36,888 --> 00:36:37,887
HE'S A POINT GUARD FOR THE LAKERS!
988
00:36:37,888 --> 00:36:39,888
EXACTLY. AND WHAT IS A LAKER?
989
00:36:39,889 --> 00:36:41,887
HMM. HELL, I DON'T KNOW.
990
00:36:41,888 --> 00:36:43,887
NEITHER DO I.
991
00:36:43,888 --> 00:36:44,887
AND WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW SOMETHING, YOU...
992
00:36:44,888 --> 00:36:45,887
OOH! I KNOW! YOU GUESS!
993
00:36:45,888 --> 00:36:47,887
YOU GUESSED RIGHT, HONEYBEE!
994
00:36:47,888 --> 00:36:48,887
NOW WHAT IS THE BEST GUESS WE CAN COME UP WITH?
995
00:36:48,888 --> 00:36:51,887
OH! MAYBE IT'S FISH! MY FAVORITE DISH!
996
00:36:51,888 --> 00:36:53,887
YEAH, SURE, THAT COULD BE IT.
997
00:36:53,888 --> 00:36:56,887
AND WHAT IS THE BIGGEST, BADDEST FISH WE KNOW?
998
00:36:56,888 --> 00:36:57,887
A CARCHARODON CARCHARIAS,
999
00:36:57,888 --> 00:36:58,887
WHICH IS ARGUABLY ONE OF
1000
00:36:58,888 --> 00:37:00,887
THE WORLD'S LARGEST MACROPREDATORY FISH,
1001
00:37:00,888 --> 00:37:02,628
AND IS ONE OF THE PRIMARY PREDATORS
1002
00:37:02,629 --> 00:37:03,887
OF MOTHERFUCKIN' MARINE ANIMALS,
1003
00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:05,887
ALSO KNOWN AS THE GREAT WHITE!
1004
00:37:05,888 --> 00:37:07,887
AND WHEN A GREAT WHITE LOSES HIS GREATNESS,
1005
00:37:07,888 --> 00:37:09,887
HE JUST BECOMES A...
1006
00:37:09,888 --> 00:37:10,887
A REGULAR HONKY!
1007
00:37:10,888 --> 00:37:11,887
NOW, EVERYBODY,
1008
00:37:11,888 --> 00:37:12,887
WHAT'S ANOTHER WORD FOR HONKY?
1009
00:37:12,888 --> 00:37:13,887
All: A CRACKER!
1010
00:37:13,888 --> 00:37:14,887
NOW WHAT DO YOU GET
1011
00:37:14,888 --> 00:37:16,887
WHEN YOU PUT FIRE TO A CRACKER?
1012
00:37:16,888 --> 00:37:17,887
THREE TO FIVE, MANDATORY!
1013
00:37:17,888 --> 00:37:19,887
A...FIRECRACKER!
1014
00:37:19,888 --> 00:37:20,887
THAT'S RIGHT!
1015
00:37:20,888 --> 00:37:22,887
AND THE ONLY THING GREATER AND MORE POWERFUL
1016
00:37:22,888 --> 00:37:23,887
THAN A WHITE FIRECRACKER IS A...?
1017
00:37:23,888 --> 00:37:24,887
DYNAMITE!
1018
00:37:24,888 --> 00:37:26,887
AND WHO HAS THE BIGGEST, BADDEST,
1019
00:37:26,888 --> 00:37:27,887
MOST MAGICAL JOHNSON IN THE WORLD?!
1020
00:37:27,888 --> 00:37:28,887
BLACK-
1021
00:37:28,888 --> 00:37:31,887
♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE
1022
00:37:31,888 --> 00:37:35,887
♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE
1023
00:37:35,888 --> 00:37:37,888
SUEY!
1024
00:37:39,449 --> 00:37:41,887
YOU SEE, EVERYBODY? IT'S ME!
1025
00:37:41,888 --> 00:37:45,887
LOOK, I DON'T CARE WHO THE
GREAT AND POWERFUL MOTHERFUCKA IS!
1026
00:37:45,888 --> 00:37:47,887
I WANTS TO GET SOMEBODY'S BALLS.
1027
00:37:47,888 --> 00:37:50,887
METAL BITCH, ALL I GOT IN
THIS WORLD IS MY BALLS AND MY WORD.
1028
00:37:50,888 --> 00:37:53,887
I CAN'T GIVE YOU MY BALLS,
BUT I CAN GIVE YOU SOME WORDS.
1029
00:37:53,888 --> 00:37:55,887
FRIENDS! WICKED BITCH OF THE WEST-SIDE!
1030
00:37:55,888 --> 00:37:56,887
PEOPLE OF OZ-WATTS!
1031
00:37:56,888 --> 00:37:58,887
WHILE MAGIC JOHNSONS CAN PROVIDE YOU
1032
00:37:58,888 --> 00:38:00,887
WITH ALL THE MOVIE-GOING EXPERIENCES,
1033
00:38:00,888 --> 00:38:01,887
LATTES, AND 24-HOUR FITNESSES,
1034
00:38:01,888 --> 00:38:04,887
HE CANNOT PROTECT YOUR ASSES FROM GETTIN' KICKED.
1035
00:38:04,888 --> 00:38:06,887
THAT IS ONLY A JOB THAT BLACK DYNAMITE CAN DO.
1036
00:38:06,888 --> 00:38:08,887
AND NOW I HAVE REALIZED
1037
00:38:08,888 --> 00:38:09,887
THAT EVERYTHING MY FRIENDS HERE WERE LOOKING FOR,
1038
00:38:09,888 --> 00:38:11,887
THEY CAN ONLY FIND IN ME.
1039
00:38:11,888 --> 00:38:14,588
BUT IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT
THAT YOU'RE ALL TOO FUCKIN WEAK
1040
00:38:14,589 --> 00:38:15,887
TO PROTECT YOURSELVES
1041
00:38:15,888 --> 00:38:16,887
WHILE BLACK DYNAMITE IS ON STAY-CATION.
1042
00:38:16,888 --> 00:38:19,887
THAT'S JUST THE WAY YOU WERE BORN.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
1043
00:38:19,888 --> 00:38:21,887
THERE'S NO BETTER WAY FOR BLACK DYNAMITE
1044
00:38:21,888 --> 00:38:22,887
TO RELAX AND ENJOY HIMSELF
1045
00:38:22,888 --> 00:38:23,887
THAN KICKIN' ASS IN THE DICK ALL DAY!
1046
00:38:23,888 --> 00:38:27,887
I'VE GOT THE MAGIC ASS-
KICKING SHOES, BLACK DYNAMITE!
1047
00:38:27,888 --> 00:38:30,887
AND BLACK LIVES DON'T MEAN SHIT,
1048
00:38:30,888 --> 00:38:32,887
NO MATTER HOW DYNAMITE YOU ARE!
1049
00:38:32,888 --> 00:38:34,888
WICKED HONKY BITCH OF THE WEST-SIDE,
1050
00:38:34,889 --> 00:38:36,887
YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW!
1051
00:38:36,888 --> 00:38:38,887
CH-A-A-A-A-ARGE!
1052
00:38:38,888 --> 00:38:40,888
SUEY!
1053
00:38:42,888 --> 00:38:44,888
SUEY!
1054
00:38:48,888 --> 00:38:50,887
AAH! OHH!
1055
00:38:50,888 --> 00:38:53,887
SUEY! SUEY!
1056
00:38:53,888 --> 00:38:56,888
MAN!
1057
00:38:59,888 --> 00:39:01,888
I CAN'T BREATHE. [ GASPS ]
1058
00:39:09,888 --> 00:39:12,887
NO! NOOO! DON'T RECORD ME!
1059
00:39:12,888 --> 00:39:13,887
NO, NO!
1060
00:39:13,888 --> 00:39:16,887
NOT AN IRREFUTABLE VISUAL
RECORD OF MY ILLEGAL ACTIONS!
1061
00:39:16,888 --> 00:39:20,887
BUT AT LEAST A GRAND JURY WON'T INDICT ME!
1062
00:39:20,888 --> 00:39:22,887
[ AIR HISSES ]
1063
00:39:22,888 --> 00:39:23,887
Man: FREEDOM!
1064
00:39:23,888 --> 00:39:25,887
[ ALL CHEERING ]
1065
00:39:25,888 --> 00:39:26,887
I SHOULD'VE FIGURED IT OUT SOONER.
1066
00:39:26,888 --> 00:39:29,888
THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT A CROOKED
PIG IS TO CATCH 'EM ON TAPE.
1067
00:39:31,888 --> 00:39:33,887
♪ I SAY WE SNIFF, SNORT, COKE
1068
00:39:33,888 --> 00:39:35,268
THANK YOU, BLACK DYNAMITE!
1069
00:39:35,269 --> 00:39:36,887
AAAAH!
1070
00:39:36,888 --> 00:39:38,888
OW!
1071
00:39:41,669 --> 00:39:45,887
BLACK DYNAMITE, I DON'T MEAN TO MAKE NO FUSS,
1072
00:39:45,888 --> 00:39:47,887
BUT ARE YOU GONNA STAY YOUR ASS HERE WITH US?
1073
00:39:47,888 --> 00:39:49,887
SHIT. BLACK DYNAMITE JUST NEEDED Y'ALL
1074
00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:50,887
SO HE COULD LEARN A LESSON.
1075
00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:52,887
AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET MY ASS HOME,
1076
00:39:52,888 --> 00:39:53,887
Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKAS ARE ON YOUR OWN.
1077
00:39:53,888 --> 00:39:55,088
YEAH, HOW DO WE GET HOME?
1078
00:39:55,888 --> 00:39:57,887
O-OR BETTER YET, HOW DO I GET HOME?
1079
00:39:57,888 --> 00:39:59,887
HEY, HEY, HEYYY!
1080
00:39:59,888 --> 00:40:02,838
BLACK DYNAMITE, YOU COULD'VE
GONE ANYTIME YOU WERE READY.
1081
00:40:02,888 --> 00:40:04,887
ALL YOU HAD TO DO SING A SONG ABOUT IT.
1082
00:40:04,888 --> 00:40:05,887
YOU SEEN "THE WIZ."
1083
00:40:05,888 --> 00:40:06,887
WAIT. YOU MEAN TO TELL ME
1084
00:40:06,888 --> 00:40:07,887
I WENT THROUGH ALL THIS SHIT
1085
00:40:07,888 --> 00:40:08,887
AND LEARNED ALL THESE
GODDAMN LESSONS FOR NOTHING?!
1086
00:40:08,888 --> 00:40:10,887
HEY, YOU THE MOTHAFUCKA
1087
00:40:10,888 --> 00:40:11,887
THAT WANTED TO TAKE MALCOLM X BOULEVARD. DAMN!
1088
00:40:11,888 --> 00:40:13,887
DAMN IT, FAIRY GODFATHER OF SOUL.
1089
00:40:13,888 --> 00:40:15,887
THE ONLY SONGS I KNOW TAKE PLACE AWAY FROM HOME.
1090
00:40:15,888 --> 00:40:17,887
OH, WELL. I GUESS YOU'LL
BE STAYIN' YOUR ASS HERE, THEN.
1091
00:40:17,888 --> 00:40:18,887
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
1092
00:40:18,888 --> 00:40:20,887
NO, NO! I CAN'T STAY HERE.
1093
00:40:20,888 --> 00:40:23,887
MY COMMUNITY IN THE REAL WORLD NEEDS ME.
1094
00:40:23,888 --> 00:40:26,887
WELL, I-I GUESS I CAN TRY TO SING SOMETHING.
1095
00:40:26,888 --> 00:40:27,887
WHOREPHANAGE.
1096
00:40:27,888 --> 00:40:30,887
♪ WHEN I THINK OF HOME
1097
00:40:30,888 --> 00:40:34,887
♪I THINK OF A PLACE WHERE THERE'S... ♪
1098
00:40:34,888 --> 00:40:37,887
♪ WHORES OVERFLOWIN'
1099
00:40:37,888 --> 00:40:40,887
♪ I WISH I WAS HOME
1100
00:40:40,888 --> 00:40:42,887
♪ I WISH I WAS BACK THERE
1101
00:40:42,888 --> 00:40:48,887
♪ WHERE THERE'S ORPHANS'
NAMES I DON'T BE KNOWIN' ♪
1102
00:40:48,888 --> 00:40:51,887
♪ WHERE THEY CAN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ♪
1103
00:40:51,888 --> 00:40:54,887
♪ WHEN GROWN FOLKS IS TALKIN'
1104
00:40:54,888 --> 00:40:59,887
♪ WHERE I CAN'T DO MY
KUNG FU WITHOUT INTERRUPTION ♪
1105
00:40:59,888 --> 00:41:03,887
♪ WHERE I SCREAM, TURKEYS SPLIT THE SCENE ♪
1106
00:41:03,888 --> 00:41:10,887
♪ AND HOES BETTER HAVE MY GREEN ♪
1107
00:41:10,888 --> 00:41:16,887
♪ SUDDENLY, MY WORLD MAKES
ME WANT TO STAY RIGHT HERE ♪
1108
00:41:16,888 --> 00:41:20,887
♪ IN THIS IMAGINARY LAND
1109
00:41:20,888 --> 00:41:22,887
♪ BUT IF I DON'T GO HOME
1110
00:41:22,888 --> 00:41:26,887
♪ THEN WHO WILL BE THE ONE THAT WILL ♪
1111
00:41:26,888 --> 00:41:29,887
♪ STICK IT TO THE MAN?
1112
00:41:29,888 --> 00:41:32,887
♪ OH, IF YOU'RE LISTENING, GOD
1113
00:41:32,888 --> 00:41:34,887
♪ THIS SHIT IS HARD
1114
00:41:34,888 --> 00:41:39,887
♪ TO KNOW IF I SHOULD
LEAVE OR LIVE IN MAKE-BELIEVE ♪
1115
00:41:39,888 --> 00:41:42,887
♪ TELL ME, SHOULD I RUN AWAY?
1116
00:41:42,888 --> 00:41:44,887
♪ SHOULD I TRY AND STAY?
1117
00:41:44,888 --> 00:41:49,887
♪ OR SHOULD I LET THESE
WEAK-ASS MOTHAFUCKAS BE? ♪
1118
00:41:49,888 --> 00:41:54,887
♪ LIVIN' HERE IN THIS BRAND-NEW WORLD ♪
1119
00:41:54,888 --> 00:41:59,887
♪ MIGHT BE THE FANTASY I NEED
1120
00:41:59,888 --> 00:42:04,887
♪ BUT IT TAUGHT ME THAT I'M
1121
00:42:04,888 --> 00:42:07,887
♪ THE ONLY BLACK DYNAMITE
1122
00:42:07,888 --> 00:42:09,887
♪ SO DYNAMITE
1123
00:42:09,888 --> 00:42:10,887
SUEY!
1124
00:42:10,888 --> 00:42:12,887
♪ AND I'VE LEARNED
1125
00:42:12,888 --> 00:42:15,887
♪ NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY
LOOK INSIDE THEIR HEARTS ♪
1126
00:42:15,888 --> 00:42:19,887
♪ TO FI-I-I-IND
1127
00:42:19,888 --> 00:42:24,887
♪ EVERYTHING THAT THEY NEED
1128
00:42:24,888 --> 00:42:29,887
♪ IS INSIDE BLACK
1129
00:42:29,888 --> 00:42:36,888
♪ DYNAMITE-E-E-E
1130
00:42:46,888 --> 00:42:48,887
[ GASPS ] I-I'M HOME.
1131
00:42:48,888 --> 00:42:50,887
HEY! IT WORKED!
1132
00:42:50,888 --> 00:42:51,887
HA! JAMES BROWN?
1133
00:42:51,888 --> 00:42:53,887
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY REALITY?
1134
00:42:53,888 --> 00:42:54,887
OH! THANK GOODNESS, BLACK DYNAMITE!
1135
00:42:54,888 --> 00:42:56,748
YOU HAD US WORRIED FOR A MINUTE, THERE.
1136
00:42:56,749 --> 00:42:58,887
I WAS IN THIS CRAZY,
BLACKER VERSION OF "THE WIZ,"
1137
00:42:58,888 --> 00:43:00,887
WITH WICKED BITCHES, FLYIN'
JUNKIES, AND PIGLETS AND SHIT.
1138
00:43:00,888 --> 00:43:02,887
WE SEE THAT EVERY DAY UP ON CRENSHAW.
1139
00:43:02,888 --> 00:43:04,887
AND YOU WERE THERE, AND YOU,
1140
00:43:04,888 --> 00:43:06,887
AND YOU WERE THERE, AND SO WERE YOU.
1141
00:43:06,888 --> 00:43:07,887
I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED, I MUST ADMIT.
1142
00:43:07,888 --> 00:43:09,887
BLACK DYNAMITE, ARE YOU SMOKIN' THAT SHIT?
1143
00:43:09,888 --> 00:43:11,887
BLACK DYNAMITE, ARE YOU OKAY?
1144
00:43:11,888 --> 00:43:12,887
LET'S JUST SAY I LEARNED
1145
00:43:12,888 --> 00:43:14,887
TO APPRECIATE WHO I AM AND WHAT I HAVE.
1146
00:43:14,888 --> 00:43:17,888
AND THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE
A HO HOME WITH ORPHANS IN IT.
1147
00:43:22,888 --> 00:43:25,888
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
1148
00:43:28,888 --> 00:43:30,887
OKAY. I'M READY TO KICK SOME ASS,
1149
00:43:30,888 --> 00:43:33,887
BUT AFTER THIS, I GOTS TO GET ME SOME PUSSY!
1150
00:43:33,888 --> 00:43:35,888
[ CROWD GASPS ]
1151
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WHAT?
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♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE
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♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE
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♪ SAY WHAT?
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♪ I SAID WE SNIFF, SNORT COKE
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♪ WE SHOOT IT TILL WE SEE UNICORNS ♪
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♪ SASQUATCH, AND WOOKIEES
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♪ SUCK A THANG FOR SOME COOKIES,
NO, WE AIN'T NO ROOKIES ♪
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♪ JUST JUNKIES THAT NEED SOME BASE ♪
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♪ THEN I WAS GONE, AND
A-GONE, A-GONE, GONE, A-GONE ♪
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♪ THE HIGH DON'T STOP
TILL THERE'S NOTHIN' TO PAWN ♪
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♪ THEN I WAS GONE AND
A-GONE, A-GONE, GONE, A-GONE ♪
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♪ THE HIGH DON'T STOP
TILL THERE'S NOTHIN' TO PAWN ♪
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♪ SNIFF, SNORT, SMOKE, WE
SHOOT IT TILL WE SEE UNICORNS ♪
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