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>> NOW YOU KNOW IT TAKES MORE
THAN JUST LAYIN' THERE, GOIN'
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"OH! OH! OH! GIVE IT TO ME DADDY,
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GIVE IT TO ME DADDY!"
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YOU GOT TO REALLY SELL THAT
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TRICK!
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OTHERWISE, HE MIGHT CUM ON YOUR BACK BUT HE AIN'T
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CUMMIN' BACK Y'ALL KNOW! HA HA HA!
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>> ARNOLD, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU ASKED EUPHORIA TO BE OUR PARENT
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FOR CAREER DAY.
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>> WELL, LIKE BLACK DYNAMITE
ALWAYS SAYS, "A HO MAMA'S BETTER
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THAN NO MAMA."
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>> AND FOR THIS DICK DEMONSTRATION, I'LL NEED A
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PAYING VOLUNTEER.
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YOU, SIR.
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ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOU SPIT OUT YOUR GUM FIRST.
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[ SPITS ] >> OKAY.
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THANK YOU, MISS EUPHORIA.
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THAT - THAT'S ENOUGH.
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UH, OFFICER PAYSINGER, UM,
THIS WOULD BE A NICE SEGUE INTO
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SHOWING THE KIDS HOW YOU ARREST SOMEONE.
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>> AW, HELL, NAW!
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WHAT I DID IN THE BACK SEAT
OF YOUR SQUAD CAR IN THE SCHOOL
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PARKING LOT SHOULD HAVE
BEEN MORE THAN ENOUGH TO COVER
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MY BAIL!
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>> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE! >> ♪ HE'S DYNAMITE
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♪ SO DYNAMITE ♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH
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♪ OOOHHH ♪ AHHHH
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♪ HE'S DYNAMITE ♪ DY-NO, DY-NO
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♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH ♪ OOOOHHHH
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♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE! >> THIS WEEK...
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>> KISS MY ASS, MOTHERFUCKA!
10 BUCKS IS A BARGAIN, AND
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THAT'S THE SPECIAL RATE I ONLY GIVE TO THE FUZZ.
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THE CIVILIAN SLOPPY GARFIELD
IS DOUBLE THAT PRICE!
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>> EUPHORIA, CAN WE JUST GO?
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>> NOT UNTIL I FUCK US UP THE CAB FARE HOME!
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HEY, PERRY MASON [CHUCKLES]
THERE A CLOSET AROUND HERE?
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>> SO, BOYS, I GUESS HAVING
A PROSTITUTE FOR A MOTHER CAN
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KIND OF SUCK.
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>> YEAH, IT KIND OF SUCKS.
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FUCKS, LICKETY SPLITS,
ANNIE OAKLEYS - YOU NAME IT,
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THESE HO'S DO IT. HEY, I'M ARNOLD, AND THIS IS MY
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BROTHER, WILLIS.
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WHO ARE YOU?
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>> OH, HOW RUDE OF ME.
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I'M, UH, MR. PHILIP DRUMMOND.
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SO, DO THEY ALWAYS BRING THEIR WORK HOME, ARNOLD?
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>> YEAH, IF YOU WANT TO
CALL A WHOREPHANAGE A HOME.
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>> WHOREPHANGE, YOU SAY?
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IS THAT RIGHT?
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WELL, THAT SOUNDS JUST DANDY!
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>> HEY NIGGA YOU WANT TO
STOP RUNNING YOUR DAMN MOUTH?
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YOU KNOW BLACK DYNAMITE
TELL US TO SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN
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GROWN FOLKS IS TALKIN',
ESPECIALLY ABOUT HIS BUSINESS.
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>> IF THE WHORES ARE DOING THEIR
BUSINESS IN MY BED, THEN IT'S MY
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BUSINESS, TOO.
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>> DON'T YOU THINK IT'S STRANGE THIS MOTHERFUCKER
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IS HERE ON CAREER
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DAY AND AIN'T GOT NO CHILD AT THIS SCHOOL?
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I DON'T TRUST THIS NIGGA.
>> YOU KNOW, BOYS, I WAS
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THINKING I COULD GIVE YOU ALL
A RIDE HOME IN MY FANCY LIMO AND
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YOU COULD SHOW ME THE LAY OF THE LAND.
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>> LIMO? OHH! SHIIIIT
I CAN LAY YOU IN ANY LAND YOU
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WANT - THAILAND, FINLAND, DISNEYLAND.
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HA! LET'S GO.
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[ CHILDREN SHOUTING PLAYFULLY ] I'M SO SORRY.
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HOLD UP A MINUTE.
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LADIES, WE GOT COMPANY, AND
BY "COMPANY," I MEAN A RICH WHITE
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TRICK WITH A TELEPHONE IN HIS LIMO!
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>> Honey Bee: GOOD AFTERNOON,
SIR, AND WELCOME TO YOUR
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PARADISE.
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WE GOT 'EM IN EVERY SHAPE, SIZE,
COLOR, AND FREAKY AS THEY WANT
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TO BE.
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WE CLEAN, DISCREET, AND WE FULLY INTEGRATED.
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THIS IS CONNIE LINGUS, AND THAT'S -
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>> OH, YES.
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THESE WHORES ARE...LOVELY, BUT
I'M MORE INTERESTED IN A TOUR OF
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THE FACILITIES, IF YOU DON'T MIND.
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>> Honey Bee: TOUR?!
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THIS AIN'T UNIVERSAL STUDIOS!
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WHAT YOU THINK - YOU ON AN ASS SAFARI?
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[ Laughing ] OH!
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ONE ASS SAFARI COMING RIGHT UP.
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>> HEY, LITTLE ORPHAN ARNOLD,
WHY DON'T YOU BE MY ASS-SAFARI
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GUIDE?
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>> UH...
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BEHIND THE DOORS OF THIS HOUSE
OF ILL REPUTE IS WHERE ALL THE
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MAGIC HAPPENS.
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>> Honey Bee: WAIT! NO, NO, NO!
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>> LOOK UP IN THE SKY.
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IT'S A BIRD. IT'S A PLANE.
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YEAH, FATBACK...
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>> Honey Bee: YEAH, BUT YOU
GOT TO PAY EXTRA FOR MAGIC, THOUGH.
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SPIDER WEBS AIN'T CHEAP.
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[ SNAP! ] >> UGH! AAH!
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>> MY BAD, FATBACK TAFFY.
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UH, SORRY, COUNCILMAN McCRACKEN.
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>> FATBACK TAFFY - SHE'S QUITE A WEBSLINGER!
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OHH!
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WE USED TO KEEP OUR TOYS IN
THE TOY BOX, BUT, UH, YOU CAN SEE
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THE WHORES GOT THEIR OWN TOYS.
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>> Honey Bee: ARNOLD, REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU -
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SHARING IS CARING.
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>> AND HERE'S THE PERPETUALLY
UNDERSTOCKED KITCHEN, WHERE
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THERE'S NEVER ENOUGH FOOD
TO SATISFY A LITTLE ORPHAN'S BIG
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APPETITE.
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>> Honey Bee: WELL, THAT'S
BECAUSE YOU ATE THE WHOLE DAMN
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KITCHEN FOR BREAKFAST.
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NOW ALL WE GOT LEFT IS TITTY MILK.
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>> TITTY MILK?
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ARNOLD, DO YOU LIKE TITTY MILK?
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>> NAH, NOT PERSONALLY.
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IT'S TOO WARM AND TASTES LIKE
BABY POWDER, AND I ALWAYS HAD
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TROUBLE LATCHING ON.
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>> WELL, BOYS, I THINK
I'VE SEEN ALL I NEED TO SEE.
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I GUESS I'LL BE GOING NOW.
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BOYS, BITCHES, BYE.
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>> Honey Bee: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
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NO, NO, NO, NO!
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I DIDN'T GET TO TELL YOU ABOUT OUR PTA SPECIAL -
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PUSSY, TITS AND ASS!
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IT'S THE NUMBER-5 COMBO ON OUR MENU!
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>> Black Dynamite: SMELLS
LIKE DIRTY MONEY AND HONKY IN HERE.
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>> Honey Bee: YEAH, WELL, THERE
WAS A RICH HONKY TRICK HERE, BUT
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THE ORPHANS RAN HIM OFF.
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I LOVE THESE LITTLE MOTHERFUCKERS BUT SOMETIMES
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THEY'RE BAD FOR BUSINESS, BLACK DYNAMITE.
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>> ARNOLD, I KNOW THERE'S A
LOT OF FUCKIN' GOING ON AROUND HERE,
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BUT AT LEAST WE GOT A FUCKIN' HOME.
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REMEMBER AFTER MOM AND DAD DIED?
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WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THAT.
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>> A WHOREHOUSE IS NOT A
HOME, WILLIS, AND BETWEEN ALL THE
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SUCKIN' AND FUCKIN' THAT GOES ON AROUND THIS
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PLACE, NOBODY HAS ROOM FOR US.
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I'M TIRED OF LIVING HERE!
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>> ♪ DA-DA-DA DA-DA-DA-DA ♪ SUPER PUSSY!
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[ ZOOM! ] HEY, YOU KNOW A BITCH TOO BIG TO
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BE LEAPIN' FROM THE DRESSER.
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YOU GONNA START PAYING EXTRA
FOR ALL THIS ROLE-PLAYING SHIT
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HEY, LITTLE ORPHAN ARNOLD.
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HEY, LITTLE ORPHAN WILLIS.
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SORRY I DESTROYED Y'ALL'S ROOM AGAIN.
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>> I REITERATE - A WHOREHOUSE IS NOT A HOME.
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[ VEHICLE APPROACHES, TIRES SCREECH ]
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>> VIOLATION 91 - UNSANITARY
RECREATIONAL FACILITIES.
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VIOLATION 92 - SERVING
TITTY MILK WARMER THAN ROOM
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TEMPERATURE.
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YOU HAVE VIOLATIONS VIOLATING YOUR VIOLATIONS!
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AND YOUR 93rd VIOLATION, AND
MOST HEINOUS, IS CITY ORDINANCE
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CODE 227, WHICH STIPULATES
THAT A WHOREHOUSE AND AN ORPHANAGE
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CANNOT EXIST IN THE SAME
DWELLING - ALL TIGHT, ALL CLOSE
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UP AND NEAR TOGETHER.
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OF COURSE, I COULD BE PERSUADED
TO OVERLOOK SOME OF THESE
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VIOLATIONS IF YOU'D BE WILLING
TO - OH, I DON'T KNOW - BEND
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ME OVER THE COUCH AND FUCK ME IN THE ASS.
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>> Cream Corn: AAH!
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FIRST OF ALL, HELL.
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SECOND OF ALL, NAH.
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THIRD OF ALL, HELL NAH!
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>> SUIT YOURSELF.
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>> Cream Corn: OH, NO!
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IT SAYS WE GOT TO SHUT DOWN, AS OF NOW?!
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>> THAT'S RIGHT, HOT BUNS!
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EITHER SHUT DOWN THE WHOREHOUSE
AND TOSS THESE HOS ON THE STREET
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OR LOSE THE ORPHANS.
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YOU GOT TO PICK ONE OR THE OTHER.
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>> Black Dynamite: NOW, YOU WAIT A MINUTE,
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CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES BITCH!
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NOW, NOBODY SEPARATES BLACK
DYNAMITE'S WHORES FROM HIS
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ORPHANS.
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CAN YOU DIG IT?
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>> OH, YEAH?
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AND WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, BLACK DYNAMITE?
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YOU GONNA HIT AN OLD LADY?
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>> Black Dynamite: SUEY!
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>> HOLD ON, BLACK DYNAMITE.
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BEFORE YOU FUCK UP THAT
CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICE BITCH,
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I THINK I MAY BE OF SOME HELP.
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>> Honey Bee: IT'S THE RICH
WHITE TRICK THAT SMELLS LIKE
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MONEY AND HONKY!
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>> BEING A WEALTHY WHITE
MAN, YOU SEE, I HAVE MANY WEALTHY
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WHITE FRIENDS THAT ARE ALL
WILLING AND WAITING TO ADOPT
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EVERY SINGLE ORPHAN YOU
HAVE RIGHT NOW, ON THE SPOT.
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>> Black Dynamite: WHAT
YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT, MR. DRUMMOND?
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>> I MEAN, THAT IS WHAT THIS PLACE IS FOR, RIGHT?
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I ASSUME YOU DO WANT
TO FIND A NICE, SAFE HOME FOR
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THESE ORPHANS.
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>> Black Dynamite: HELL, NO!
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I MEAN, YES.
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I MEAN, WHY THE FUCK WOULD
A BUNCH OF WEALTHY HONKIES WANT TO
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ADOPT A WHOREHOUSEFUL OF ORPHANS?
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>> I'M JUST DOING WHAT ANY BENEVOLENT WHITE
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MULTIMILLIONAIRE WOULD DO
FOR GHETTO CHAPS LIVING IN A HOUSE
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OF, UH, ILL REPUTE.
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>> YOU HEAR THAT?!
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WE'RE GETTING ADOPTED!
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THIS IS OUR BIG BREAK, WILLIS!
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>> NIGGA CALM DOWN AND STOP ACTING ALL GAY.
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SOMETHIN' AIN'T RIGHT ABOUT THIS MR. DRUMMOND.
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HIS STROKES JUST SEEM DIFFERENT.
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>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY
] I'M READY! WHERE'S THE CAR?!
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>> AS YOU AND I BOTH KNOW,
BLACK DYNAMITE, THESE ORPHANS
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ARE HUNGRY FOR A BETTER LIFE.
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>> Black Dynamite: NO DICE, FATHER FLANAGAN.
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THESE ORPHANS AIN'T GOING NOWHERE.
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>> I'M AFRAID YOU HAVE NO CHOICE, MR. DYNAMITE!
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>> Bullhorn: MAN, THESE
ORPHEENS ARE 'BOUT TO GO FROM
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BLACK DYNAMITE'S DIRTY HO
HOUSE OF FUCKS TO LIVIN' IN A
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MANSION WITH DADDY WARBUCKS!
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>> Cream Corn: I MEAN, IT'S
BEEN SO LONG SINCE ONE OF OUR ORPHANS
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HAS BEEN ADOPTED.
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HAS ONE OF OUR ORPHANS EVER BEEN ADOPTED?
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>> Black Dynamite: IT'S JUST
HARD FOR BLACK DYNAMITE NOT TO
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THINK ABOUT HIMSELF, ESPECIALLY
WHEN HE'S THE ONLY ONE DOIN'
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THE THINKIN'.
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CHILD SERVICES BITCH, I'M SORRY
THAT THE LOVE I HAVE FOR THESE
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ORPHANS ALMOST MADE ME KICK
A HOLE THROUGH YOUR THROAT, BUT
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FIRST I'MA NEED TO APPROVE
WHERE THESE MISSIONARY HONKIES ARE
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TAKING THEM.
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I SIMPLY CANNOT FATHOM A MORE
LOVING AND POSITIVE ENVIRONMENT
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THAN THIS.
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I MEAN, REALLY - HOW MUCH
BETTER COULD THIS PLACE BE?
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[ "DIFF'RENT STROKES" THEME MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> OH, MAN!
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[ MUSIC CONTINUE S] [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]
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>> Children: WOW!
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[ VIDEO GAMES BEEPING ] >> Cream Corn: WOW!
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MR. DRUMMOND IS LIKE A REAL-
LIFE DADDY WARBUCKS, WITH WAY MORE
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BUCKS!
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>> Black Dynamite: HMPH.
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HE AIN'T GOT SHIT ON WILLY WONKA.
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>> Cream Corn: HEY! PONY TIME!
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GIDDYUP! OH, HO, HO!
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>> LOOK, WILLIS - PONIES!
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>> AW, MAN.
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IT'S JUST A ASS WITH A SADDLE,
AND AN ASS DON'T MAKE A HOME
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EITHER, ARNOLD!
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>> Cream Corn: SHIT!
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THE HELL IT DON'T.
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I AIN'T NEVER GOING BACK TO THE WHOREPHANAGE!
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[ CHILDREN LAUGHING ] >> UH, MR. DRUMMOND, WHAT'S
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WRONG WITH THIS BED?
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THERE'S NO RUSTY SPRINGS STICKIN' OUT OF IT?
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>> NO NEED FOR A TETANUS
SHOT BEFORE BEDTIME HERE, ARNOLD.
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>> LOOK! THE SHEETS DON'T
HAVE WET SPOTS [SNIFFS] AND
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AIN'T NO CUM ON THE SPREAD!
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>> SHH! LISTEN, EVERYBODY!
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YOU CAN'T HEAR NOT ONE SUCK OR FUCK!
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WE CAN FINALLY SLEEP AT NIGHT!
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>> THAT'S RIGHT, KIDS - NO SOUNDS OF WHORES HERE.
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[ CHILDREN CHEER ] ANYONE FEELING HUNGRY?
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[ CHILDREN SHOUTING EXCITEDLY
] >> Black Dynamite: STILL AIN'T
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GOT SHIT ON THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY.
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GOODBYE, MY BELOVED ORPHANS.
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MAY YOUR LITTLE LIVES BE
WONDERFUL FROM THIS DAY FORWARD.
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MY FONDEST MEMORIES WILL ALWAYS REMAIN -
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>> [ BURPS ] HERE, WILLIS.
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YOU BETTER GET SOME OF THIS SOCK-IT-TO ME CAKE.
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>> I'D RATHER EAT SUGAR SMACKS AND TITTY MILK.
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>> Honey Bee: BYE-BYE, BABIES.
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I'M GONNA MISS EACH AND
EVERY ONE OF YOU LIKE MY OWN
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CHILDRENS!
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OHHH!
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>> Bullhorn: MAN, I DON'T
KNOW IF THESE ORPHANS COULD TURN
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THEIR BACKS ON US ANY FASTER,
BUT ONE THING'S FOR CERTAIN -
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THEY SURE ARE SOME SELFISH LITTLE BASTARDS!
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>> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE! >> Cream Corn: WOW!
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TALK ABOUT RIDING IN CLASS!
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THEY GOT A LIMO TO TAKE
US BACK TO THE WHOREPHANAGE!
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[ LAUGHS ] >> Black Dynamite: YOU KNOW, I-I
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THINK I'M GONNA WALK HOME.
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>> Honey Bee: ARE YOU SURE, BLACK DYNAMITE?
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BUT IT'S 70 MILES.
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>> Black Dynamite: YEAH.
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RIDING IN THIS LIMO IS JUST
GONNA REMIND BLACK DYNAMITE OF
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THE TIME HE RODE IN THIS LIMO
TO DROP HIS ORPHANS OFF FOR GOOD.
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>> Honey Bee: HAVE A NICE WALK!
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>> Cream Corn: CATCH YOU LATER, BLACK DYNAMITE!
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>> Honey Bee: THEY GOT A BIDET IN HERE.
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[ MELANCHOLY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS
] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS,
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UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
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>> Black Dynamite: NO, THESE
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MOTHERFUCKERS DIDN'T.
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BUT SOMETHIN' TELLS ME THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DID.
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>> Cream Corn: HEY, BLACK DYNAMITE!
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YOU LIKE THE ORPHANS' GOING-AWAY PARTY?!
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>> Black Dynamite: YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO HAVE A GOING-AWAY
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PARTY BEFORE THEY GO AWAY!
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AND WHY THE FUCK IS BLACK DYNAMITE THE ONLY ONE
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THAT'S SAD THAT THEY'RE GONE?!
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>> Honey Bee: NO, NO, BLACK DYNAMITE!
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WE'RE SAD THAT THEY'RE GONE, TOO!
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BUT WE ARE HAPPY THE MOTHERFUCKERS AIN'T HERE!
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WE NEEDED A BREAK!
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>> Cream Corn: YEAH!
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WE GOT A LIMITED TIME BEFORE
WE GET SOME NEW ORPHANS, SO WE
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MIGHT AS WELL CUT LOOSE NOW!
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>> Black Dynamite: DAMN IT, CREAM CORN!
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THEY TOOK OUR LICENSE!
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WE CAN'T GET ANY MORE!
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>> Bullhorn: BLACK DYNAMITE,
IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I COULD
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DO MY THANG AND LET MY MOTHERFUCKIN' THANG
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SWING-A-LANG!
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HA HA HA HA!
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>> Black Dynamite: SUEY!
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>> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE! >> ARNOLD. ARNOLD.
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ARNOLD, WAKE UP!
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MAN, LOOK AT YOU.
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YOUR GREEDY ASS FELL ASLEEP IN THE JELLO.
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NIGGA YOU COULD HAVE DIED.
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>> THEN WHY'D YOU WAKE ME UP, WILLIS?
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THAT'S A GREAT WAY TO GO.
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OOH! IT'S GOT TO BE TIME FOR BREAKFAST.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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NOW, WHICH ONE OF THESE DOORS IS THE KITCHEN?
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>> UH, HELLO!
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DOES ANYBODY GOT SOME - [ GASPS ]
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[ ELECTRICITY BUZZES ] AH!
THERE YOU ARE, MR. DRUMMOND!
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WHEN WE GONNA EAT AGAIN?
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IT'S BEEN SO LONG, MY
HUNGER PAINS GOT HUNGER PAINS.
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>> WELL, BOYS, SOMETIMES
APPETITES CAN BE PRETTY PAINFUL.
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BUT NOT TO WORRY - YOUR
APPETITES ARE GOING TO GET YOU
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EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED.
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>> WHAT YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT, MR. DRUMMOND?
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>> [ SNAPS FINGERS ] >> HUH?!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
] >> NOW, WE'VE HAD COCKFIGHTS,
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DOGFIGHTS, AND EVERY KIND
OF THRILL THAT BORED RICH WHITE
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PEOPLE COULD THINK OF.
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AND NOW, JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT
THERE WERE NO THRILLS LEFT, WE
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PUT ORPHAN AGAINST ORPHAN
IN A STRUGGLE TO THE DEATH FOR
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SUSTENANCE!
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I BRING YOU HUNGER PANG GAMES!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
] YOU KIDS HAVE TASTED THE GOOD
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LIFE.
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NOW, IF YOU WANT TO EAT AT
ALL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIGHT FOR YOUR
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LIVES, BECAUSE THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE SURVIVOR!
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>> WHAT THE...?
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>> KILL AND YOU LIVE AND EAT IN LUXURY.
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LOSE AND, WELL, YOU DIE.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
] >> MAN, THAT MOVIE WAS SOME
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BULL SHIT CAN WE WATCH "WILLIE DYNAMITE"?
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>> OH, THIS IS NO MOVIE, LITTLE ORPHAN TERRIO.
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THIS IS YOUR NEW LIFE -
I MEAN, IF YOU KNOW HOW TO KILL.
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>> OH, I KNOW HOW TO KILL 'EM.
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>> OOH. OOH. KILL HIM.
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OOH. OOH. OOH. KILL HIM.
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OOH! OOH! AHH! HAH!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] [ CHILDREN GASP ]
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OOH! KILLED HIM!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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>> Black Dynamite: MAN, MAYBE
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BLACK DYNAMITE SHOULD TRY
SPENDING SOME TIME WITH A FEW OF
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THESE KIDS THAT DO HAVE PARENTS
TO TEMPORARILY FILL THE VOID IN
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HIS HEART.
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>> ♪ WHO CAN MAKE A WHOREHOUSE
>> Black Dynamite: HEY, KIDS!
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I GOT SOME CANDY!
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CAN I PLAY WITH YOU?
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[ CHILDREN SCREAM ] [ GROANS ]
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>> ♪ PUT 'EM BOTH TOGETHER,
MAKE A WHOREPHANAGE FOR YOU? ♪
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♪ BLACK DYNAMITE >> ♪ BLACK DYNAMITE
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>> ♪ OH, BLACK DYNAMITE
CAN >> ♪ BLACK DYNAMITE CAN
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>> Black Dynamite: SUEY!
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>> EXCUSE ME, MR. MAN!
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>> GET OUT OF THERE!
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YOU'RE A GROWN MAN!
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>> WHACK! WHACK!
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>> Black Dynamite: SUEY, SUEY!
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[ CHILDREN SHOUT PLAYFULLY
] >> ♪ WHO CAN THROW A BOOMERANG
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>> ♪ WHO CAN THROW A BOOMERANG
>> IS THAT THE SAME MAN?
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GUYS, GET OVER HERE!
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GET OVER HERE BEFORE I SMACK YOU!
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>> Black Dynamite: SUEY!
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>> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!
>> Black Dynamite: AND THAT'S
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WHY I DON'T FUCK WITH PARENTED KIDS!
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>> WHEN YOU SUCCESSFULLY KILL,
A CANNON WILL SOUND AND YOU WILL
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COME BACK HERE TO EAT YOUR REWARD MEAL.
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>> WOW!
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>> THEN THE LAST CHILD LEFT
IS THE VICTOR, AND THAT CHILD WILL
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LIVE AND EAT FOREVER IN LUXURY!
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>> TO HELL WITH THAT!
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WE'D RATHER EAT SUGAR SMACKS
AND TITTY MILK THAN KILL OUR
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FELLOW ORPHANS!
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RIGHT, ARNOLD?!
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>> UH...
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>> ARNOLD?
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>> UH...
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UH...
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HUH?
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OH, YEAH. YEAH.
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JUST LIKE YOU SAID - WE AIN'T DOIN' THAT.
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OOH.
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IS THAT A SOCK-IT-TO-ME CAKE?
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>> ARNOLD, SNAP OUT OF IT!
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>> WILLIS, IF WE WIN THE
HUNGER PANG GAMES, WE CAN LIVE
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THE LAVISH LIFE I ALWAYS WANTED.
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I MEAN, WE HAVEN'T KNOWN THE
OTHER ORPHANS THAT LONG, SO YOU
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CAN'T BE TOO ATTACHED.
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>> ARNOLD, YOUR HUNGER PANGS
HAVE DROVE YOUR LITTLE ASS
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INSANE!
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>> LET THE HUNGER PANG GAMES BEGIN!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ GUN COCKS ]
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ GUN COCKS ]
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] >> WHAT THE...?
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MAN, I'M SO HUNGRY.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME!
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[ STOMACH GROWLS ] >> LITTLE ORPHAN ARNOLD, STOP
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ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH
AND GRAB THEM MOTHERFUCKIN'
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40 OUNCES AND SOCK IT TO 'EM
SO WE CAN EAT SOME SOCK-IT-TO-ME!
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>> SOCK-IT-TO-ME CAKE?
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LITTLE ORPHAN ARNOLD LOVES SOCK-IT-TO-ME CAKE!
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>> MAN, ARNOLD.
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DUDLEY WENT CRAZY AND
ALMOST KILLED ME DOWN THERE!
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>> I'M SORRY, WILLIS,
BUT IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE.
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>> WHAT YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT, ARNOLD?
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>> KILL HIS ASS, LITTLE ORPHAN ARNOLD!
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THIS MOTHERFUCKER JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO EAT!
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>> SNAP OUT OF IT!
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IT'S ME - YOUR BROTHER, WILLIS!
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>> TO BE HONEST, I DON'T EVEN
THINK HE'S YOUR REAL BROTHER!
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>> I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU, ARNOLD.
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NOW STOP!
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>> [ GRUNTS ] AAAAH!
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>> Black Dynamite: OKAY, Y'ALL.
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WE NEED TO COME UP WITH
A NEW BUSINESS MODEL THAT'S GONNA
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REPLACE THE "PHANAGE" IN "WHOREPHANAGE."
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ANY IDEAS?
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>> Cream Corn: OOH, I KNOW!
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>> Black Dynamite: WHAT YOU GOT?
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>> Cream Corn: HOW 'BOUT A WHORESPITAL?
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IT'S A WHOREHOUSE AND A HOSPITAL IN ONE!
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>> DR. DYNAMITE! DR. DYNAMITE!
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UH, FRANK THE JOHN HERE SOMEHOW
GOT A GERBIL STUCK UP HIS ASS,
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AND YOU ARE THE PHYSICIAN ON DUTY, RIGHT?
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>> Black Dynamite: OH, HELL, NO.
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WE AIN'T DOIN' THAT.
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00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,699
>> Bullhorn: OH. NOW HERE'S
AN IDEA I LOVE, BUT I CAN'T COURT
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IN MARRIAGE.
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WE CAN PUT US SOME HOS ON
HORSEBACK, AND WE CAN CALL IT
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WHORES 'N CARRIAGE!
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>> YEAH. OHH. OHH.
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YEAH, RIDE THAT.
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YEAH, DADDY. GIDDYUP.
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FASTER! FAS- OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
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NOT YOU! WAIT, HORSES, WAIT!
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>> Black Dynamite: HMM.
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>> Honey Bee: I GOT IT!
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[ MID-TEMPO FUNK MUSIC PLAYS
] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS,
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LAUGHTER ] >> ♪ HEY
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♪ NOW, WE MAY NOT GET TO TURN TRICKS ♪
449
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BUT LET ME SAY IT'S BETTER THAN SUCKIN' A... ♪
450
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:40,699
>> Black Dynamite: I DON'T KNOW.
451
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,699
IT JUST AIN'T THE SAME.
452
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:43,699
WITHOUT THE ORPHANS, THIS
WHOREPHANGE, NO MATTER WHAT WE
453
00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:45,699
CALL IT, IS JUST SOME BRICK
AND MORTAR WITH A WHOLE LOT OF
454
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:46,699
HOING GOING DOWN.
455
00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:48,699
MAYBE IF BLACK DYNAMITE WAS MORE LIKE MR.
DRUMMOND, NONE OF THIS
456
00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:49,699
WOULD BE HAPPENING.
457
00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:50,699
>> Cream Corn: YEAH, YOU
SHOULD BE A LITTLE BIT MORE LIKE
458
00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:51,750
MR. DRUMMOND.
459
00:16:51,751 --> 00:16:53,699
>> Honey Bee: NO, IT'S MY FAULT, BLACK DYNAMITE.
460
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:54,699
THEY WERE WAY TOO OLD TO BE DRINKIN' TITTY MILK.
461
00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:56,699
>> Bullhorn: I AIN'T GONNA LIE!
462
00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:59,699
IT SURE FELT GOOD TO LET MY
NUTS HANG, BUT I'D GIVE EVERY HANGIN'
463
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:01,699
NUT SAC BACK TO SEE THOSE ORPHEENS AGAIN!
464
00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:04,699
>> [ WHIMPERING ] BLACK DYNAMITE.
465
00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:06,699
>> Black Dynamite: [ Echoing ] NO!
466
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:08,699
LITTLE ORPHAN, UH...
467
00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:09,699
>> DUDLEY.
468
00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:10,699
>> Black Dynamite: YEAH, LITTLE ORPHAN DUDLEY.
469
00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:12,699
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU, AND WHY ARE YOU NOT AT
470
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,699
MR. DRUMMOND'S, LIVING IN THE LAP OF LUXURY?
471
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,699
>> [ WHEEZES, COUGHS ] HUN...GRY.
472
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:20,580
>> Black Dynamite: HOW CAN
YOU BE HUNGRY - YOU, WHOSE EVERY
473
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,699
APPETITE SHOULD BE SATISFIED?
474
00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:24,699
>> MR. DRUMMOND AND HIS
HONKY FRIENDS MAKE US FIGHT EACH
475
00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:25,699
OTHER FOR SCRIMPS!
476
00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:27,699
>> Black Dynamite: ♪ DU-
DU-DUN NOT FOR SCRIMPS! I KNEW IT!
477
00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:30,520
I'M GONNA MAKE THESE JIVE
SUCKERS PAY FOR THIS IF IT'S THE
478
00:17:30,521 --> 00:17:31,699
LAST THING I DO!
479
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:32,699
>> Honey Bee: BUT, BLACK DYNAMITE, THAT
480
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:35,640
SKYSCRAPER'S AT LEAST 50 FLOORS
OF RICH WHITE HONKY TRICKS.
481
00:17:35,641 --> 00:17:37,699
HOW ARE OUR BLACK ASSES
GONNA GET IN THERE UNDETECTED?
482
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:39,699
>> [ COUGHS ] BLACK DYNAMITE, IS THERE
483
00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:41,699
CRUSTACEANS IN HEAVEN?
484
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:43,699
>> Black Dynamite: OF COURSE
NOT, AND WHAT KIND OF STUPID
485
00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:45,699
FUCKIN' QUESTION IS THAT
TO WASTE YOUR LAST BREATH ON?
486
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:46,699
>> [ GASPS ] I'M DEAD.
487
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:48,699
>> Black Dynamite: [ Echoing ] NOOOOOOOOOO!
488
00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:53,699
>> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
489
00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:55,699
>> HMM.
490
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:56,750
MMM.
491
00:18:08,651 --> 00:18:10,699
>> HUH? UGH!
492
00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:11,699
UH...
493
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:15,699
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> I CAN'T DO IT!
494
00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:19,699
I WON'T KILL MY BABY
BROTHER OVER A PIECE OF CAKE!
495
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:24,699
[ CRYING ] [ SPECTATORS BOOING ]
496
00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:25,750
>> AHA.
497
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,699
[ WHIP! CLANK! ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
498
00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:31,699
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> SO, THIS IS IT, HUH?
499
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:32,750
HUH?!
500
00:18:32,751 --> 00:18:35,699
THIS IS ALL MY LIFE IS WORTH,
ARNOLD - A SOCK-IT-TO-ME CAKE?!
501
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,699
WELL, THEN, SOCK IT TO ME, ARNOLD!
502
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:38,699
I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY!
503
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:39,699
>> IT'S NOT JUST THE CAKE.
504
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:42,699
IT'S FOR THE SALMON, FRIED
CHICKEN, MASHED POTATOES,
505
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:45,699
CHITTERLINGS, AND THE RIBS
THAT COME RIGHT OFF THE BONE!
506
00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:47,699
>> DON'T BE A LITTLE BITCH, LITTLE ORPHAN ARNOLD!
507
00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:49,699
FINISH HIM AND FEAST LIKE A KING!
508
00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:51,699
>> THAT MAN JUST CALLED YOU A BITCH.
509
00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:53,699
DON'T BE NO PUSSY, LITTLE ORPHAN ARNOLD!
510
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:54,699
KILL HIM!
511
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:55,699
DID YOU SEE THEM MOTHERFUCKIN' MUSTARD GREENS?
512
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,699
WHOO!
513
00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:58,699
>> Honey Bee: BLACK DYNAMITE,
ARE YOU SURE THIS IS GONNA WORK?
514
00:18:58,700 --> 00:18:59,699
>> Black Dynamite: HMPH.
515
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:00,699
IS A PIG'S PUSSY STILL PORK?
516
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,699
JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD.
517
00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:05,699
>> OH, GOOD EVENING, MY
FELLOW RICH HONKY COMRADES.
518
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:07,699
ARE YOU HERE TO WATCH
THE INNOCENT KIDNAPPED NEGRO
519
00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:09,699
CHILDREN SLAUGHTER EACH
OTHER FOR FOOD, WHICH IS REALLY A
520
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:11,699
COMMENTARY ON THE PLIGHT
OF THE URBAN NEGRO AT LARGE?
521
00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:13,699
>> Black Dynamite: UH, YEAH.
522
00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:16,699
ABSO-POSITIVELY CORRECTA-MUNDO
523
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:18,699
SUPERCALIFRAGILI- OH FUCK IT!
524
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,700
SUEY! HYAH! HYAH!
525
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:28,699
>> [ GROANING ] >> Black Dynamite: SUEY!
526
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:28,699
>> DAMN!
527
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,699
BLACK MOTHERFUCKIN' DYNAMITE!
528
00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:33,699
>> Black Dynamite: MR. DRUMMOND,
I MAY NOT FEED THESE ORPHANS
529
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,699
LOBSTER, SHRIMP, OR EVEN TUNA
FISH, WHICH IS WAY TOO EXPENSIVE
530
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:37,699
AT $1 A CAN, BUT WHAT WE DO
FEED THEM IS LOVE AND A LITTLE BIT OF
531
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:38,699
TITTY MILK.
532
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:40,699
AND NO MATTER HOW HUNGRY THEY
GET, WE WOULD NEVER MAKE THEM
533
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:42,699
KILL EACH OVER THAT TITTY
MILK, BECAUSE WHEN YOU HAVE LOVE -
534
00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:43,699
>> UH, HELLO?
535
00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:44,699
I'M SORRY.
536
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:45,699
I DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT
YOUR HEARTFELT TITTY MILK SPEECH,
537
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:48,699
BUT ARNOLD'S ABOUT TO SHOOT
A MISSILE IN MY ASS OVER SOME
538
00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:49,699
MUSTARD GREENS!
539
00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:50,699
>> Black Dynamite: OH.
540
00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:52,699
UH, WELL, A HOUSE IS NOT A HOME,
AND A WHOREPHANAGE IS SOMETHING
541
00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:54,699
LIKE A HOUSE, OR A WHOREHOUSE
IS NOT A - GOD DAMN IT!
542
00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:55,699
I HAD IT BEFORE I CAME OVER HERE.
543
00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:56,699
AW FUCK IT!
544
00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:57,699
SUEY!
545
00:19:57,700 --> 00:19:59,700
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
546
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,699
DON'T TAKE ANOTHER STEP,
547
00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:12,699
BLACK DYNAMITE, OR LITTLE ORPHAN WILLIS HERE WILL
548
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:15,700
BE GOING TO A PLACE WHERE
THEY WON'T HAVE CRUSTACEANS.
549
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:19,699
SO, IF I WERE YOU, I'D - AAAAH!
550
00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:22,699
LITTLE ORPHAN ARNOLD, YOU AIN'T SHIT.
551
00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:24,699
>> OOH, KILL HIM.
552
00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:27,699
[ BEEPS ] >> WA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-H!
553
00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:32,699
[ CHILDREN CHEERING ] >> DUDLEY?
554
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:33,699
WHAT THE HELL?
555
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:34,699
NIGGA WE THOUGHT YOU WAS DEAD.
556
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,699
>> Black Dynamite: YEAH.
557
00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:37,699
I JUST WATCHED YOU WASTE
YOUR LAST BREATH ON A STUPID
558
00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:38,699
FUCKING QUESTION.
559
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:39,699
>> MAN, TURNS OUT I WAS
JUST IN A SUGAR COMA FROM ALL THE
560
00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:40,699
SOCK-IT-TO-ME CAKE.
561
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,699
BUT THE HO'S GAVE ME SOME TITTY MILK.
562
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,699
NOW I'M BACK TO MY OLD SELF.
563
00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:46,699
[ CHILDREN CHEERING ] >> HEY, WILLIS.
564
00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:49,699
I'M SORRY THAT I TEMPORARILY
LOST MY NATURAL BLACK MIND.
565
00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:53,699
YOU KNOW I WOULDN'T HAVE KILLED
YOU OVER NO SOCK-IT-TO-ME CAKE.
566
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:56,699
BUT IF IT WAS TWO SOCK-IT-TO-
ME CAKES, I WOULD HAVE KILLED YOUR
567
00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:57,699
ASS!
568
00:20:57,700 --> 00:20:58,699
[ LAUGHS ] I AIN'T LYING!
569
00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:00,699
>> YEAH. SURE, YOU WEREN'T.
570
00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:03,699
BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS I'M
READY TO GET A DOGGY BAG AND GET UP
571
00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:03,699
OUT OF HERE!
572
00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:04,699
>> Cream Corn: HA!
573
00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:05,699
YOU AIN'T GOT TO TELL ME!
574
00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:06,699
I'M ALREADY ON IT.
575
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:07,699
>> Black Dynamite: LET'S GO HOME, Y'ALL.
576
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,699
>> Honey Bee: UH, Y'ALL KNOW
THAT CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES
577
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:12,699
BITCH AIN'T GONNA LET US BRING
THE ORPHANS BACK WITHOUT GETTING
578
00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:13,699
FUCKED IN THE ASS.
579
00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:15,699
[ MID-TEMPO FUNK MUSIC PLAYS
] >> Black Dynamite: ALL RIGHT,
580
00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:16,699
Y'ALL.
581
00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:18,699
AFTER THIS LAST WASH, WE'RE
SHUTTING DOWN THE WHOREWASH.
582
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:19,699
>> Cream Corn: WHAT LAST WASH, BLACK DYNAMITE?
583
00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:21,699
AND WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WEARING THIS T-SHIRT?
584
00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:26,699
[ TIRES SCREECHING ] I'LL
HAVE THE DELUXE PACKAGE -
585
00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:29,699
HA HA! - OOH, WITH THE UNDERCARRIAGE SPRAY.
586
00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:32,699
DRIP, DRIP, DRIP.
587
00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:35,520
>> Black Dynamite: CREAM
CORN, YOU GOT TO TAKE ONE FOR THE
588
00:21:35,521 --> 00:21:37,699
TEAM, OR TWO OR THREE - WHATEVER'S ON SPECIAL.
589
00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:38,699
>> Cream Corn: WHAT?!
590
00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:40,699
OH, GOD!
591
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:41,699
OH, GOD!
592
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:43,699
DON'T ASK ME ABOUT MY SPECIALS.
593
00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:44,699
DON'T ASK ME ABOUT MY SPECIALS!
594
00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:46,699
I AIN'T GOT NO SPECIALS, GIRL!
595
00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:53,699
>> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE! ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE
596
00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:56,699
>> ♪ THIS IS HOW WE PAID OUR BILLS ♪
597
00:21:56,700 --> 00:22:00,699
♪ WE CLEAN YOUR CAR WITH THEM
GOOD TITTIES ON THE WINDSHIELD ♪
598
00:22:00,700 --> 00:22:04,699
♪ JERKIN' AT THE >> ♪ WHOREWASH
599
00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:07,699
>> ♪ JERKIN' AT THE >> ♪ WHOREWASH, YEAH
600
00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:09,699
>> ♪ COME ON AND SING IT WITH ME ♪
601
00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:12,699
>> ♪ WHOREWASH >> ♪ WHOA-OH, WHOA-OH, WHOA-OH
602
00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:12,749
♪ JERKIN' AT THE >> ♪ WHOREWASH
603
00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:17,300
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