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[ SOUL MUSIC PLAYS ] WELCOME TO
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"THE JAMES BROWN SHOW,
" STARRING ME - JAMES BROWN!
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[ CHUCKLES ] WATCH THE "JAMES BROWN" DANCERS
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DO THE JAMES BROWN TO THE JAMES BROWN MUSIC.
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AND AS WE TAKE A PAUSE FOR
THE CAUSE, GET READY AND LISTEN AND
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GET DOWN TO NEW JAMES BROWN
HIT, CALLED "BOOTY SWEAT," FROM THE
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BOOTY SWEAT OF MY OWN BROW!
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THAT'S RIGHT - THE HARDEST-WORKING MAN IN SHOW
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BUSINESS, MR. JAMES BROWN HIMSELF!
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HA HA HA HA!
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HEY!
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[ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ] ...IN THE HAIR DRYER.
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HE-HE-E-E-E-E-E-E-Y!
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DICK CLARK FROM "AMERICAN BANDSTAND"?!
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AHHH!
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>> WORD ON THE STREET IS YOU
WERE READY TO GET ON UP AND DO
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YOUR OWN THING, SO I THOUGHT I'D PAY MY RESPECTS.
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>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
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YOU AIN'T - YOU AIN'T GOT TO PAY ME NOTHIN'!
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YOUR "AMERICAN BANDSTAND" TOOK
ME FROM THE CHITLIN' CIRCUIT AND
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GAVE ME NATIONAL EXPOSURE.
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>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE
"CHILDREN'S CIRCUS" OR "VAGINAL
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ENCLOSURES" HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING, BUT MY
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"AMERICAN BANDSTAND" TOOK
YOU FROM THE CHITLIN' CIRCUIT AND
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GAVE YOU NATIONAL EXPOSURE.
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NOW YOU WANT TO MUSCLE IN ON MY TERRITORY?
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>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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HOT COMB! MAKES ME HOT!
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>> I'M DICK CLARK!
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I RUN "AMERICAN BANDSTAND"!
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AT ONE TIME, I CONTROLLED EVERYTHING!
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THEN CAME RHYTHM.
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THEN CAME BLUES.
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THEN CAME "SO-O-O-O-O-UL TRAIN."
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BUT DON CORNELIUS ISN'T REASONABLE.
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HE DOESN'T PAY RESPECTS.
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NOW MY BREAD AND MY RATINGS
ARE DOWN AND DROPPING, SO I NEED TO
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TAKE OVER NI- BLACK MUSIC.
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>> GOOD GOD! NOT BLACK MUSIC!
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>> CHER.
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>> ♪ I SAID PLEASE, PLEASE OWWWW!
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♪ PLEASE NO, NOT NOW, MAN!
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PLEASE, MR. CLARK, MAKE
ME AN OFFER THAT I CAN'T REFUSE!
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>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU JUST
SAID, BUT I'M GONNA MAKE YOU AN
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OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE.
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YOU GO AND TELL THAT
DON CORNELIUS EITHER HE STOPS
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THAT SOUL TRAIN OR I'M
GONNA RUN IT OFF THE TRACKS.
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[ CHUCKLES ] GET IT?
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"RUN IT OFF THE TRACKS"?
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[ LAUGHTER ] CAUSE IT'S A TRAIN -
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A SOUL TRAIN?
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>> [ LAUGHS ] YEAH!
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>> THAT WASN'T A JOKE, JAMES.
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"SO-O-O-O-O-UL TRAIN'S" DAYS ARE DONE.
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DICK CLARK'S "AMERICAN BANDSTAND" WILL TAKE
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OVER BLACK MUSIC FOREVER!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] >> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!
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>> ♪ HE'S DYNAMITE ♪ SO DYNAMITE
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♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH ♪ OOOHHH
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♪ AHHHH ♪ HE'S DYNAMITE
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♪ DY-NO, DY-NO ♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH
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♪ OOOOHHHH ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!
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>> THIS WEEK...
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[ SIREN WAILING ] >> Cream Corn: UNH! AH!
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GIT IT, GIT IT, GIT IT!
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UNH! AH! RIGHT ON!
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[ DOOR OPENS ] >> Black Dynamite: CREAM CORN,
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WHAT IS FRED BERRY AND THE
"SOUL TRAIN" GANG DOING IN MY
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LIVING ROOM, AND WHY ARE THEY
DANCING WHERE MY LIVING ROOM IS?
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>> Cream Corn: UNH! HA!
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THEY HELPING ME PRACTICE SO I CAN BECOME A
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"SOUL TRAIN" DANCER.
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I BEEN WANTIN' TO BE A "SOUL
TRAIN" DANCER ALL MY LIFE!
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ONLY THE BEST MAKE IT ON THAT SHOW.
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>> Black Dynamite: LOOK, THAT
IS NOT A GOOD IDEA, CREAM CORN.
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BESIDES, NO SELF-RESPECTING
MAN WOULD BE CAUGHT DEAD IN AN
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OUTFIT LIKE THAT.
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>> Cream Corn: GOOD THING
I AIN'T GOT NO SELF-RESPECT!
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>> Black Dynamite: YOU
LOOK LIKE A DAMN LAWN JOCKEY.
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NOW, I GOT WORK TO DO.
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EITHER YOU TELL THEM, "SCRAM,
SPLIT, SHAKE THE SCENE, YOU
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TURKEYS, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE," OR I'MA DO IT!
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>> Cream Corn: MAN!
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I'LL SEE Y'ALL TONIGHT.
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>> GET ME A SANDWICH, RAJ!
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>> Cream Corn: IS THIS REALLY
ALL ABOUT ME LOOKIN' LIKE A LAWN
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JOCKEY, BLACK DYNAMITE?
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'CAUSE YOU KNOW I'VE WORN WORSE SHIT THAN THIS.
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>> Black Dynamite: YES.
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WELL, THAT AND THE "SOUL
TRAIN" KLAN AIN'T NOTHING TO
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FUCK WITH!
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT KIND
OF COMMITMENT YOU'RE MAKING.
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>> Cream Corn: SURE, I DO.
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THAT'S WHY I'M PRACTICING!
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>> Black Dynamite: DON CORNELIUS
AND "SOUL TRAIN" IS MUCH MORE
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THAN IT SEEMS, AND, BELIEVE
ME, YOU DON'T WANT TO END UP ON THE
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WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS.
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GET IT?
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WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS
'CAUSE I-IT'S A TRAIN AND -
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UH, NEVER MIND.
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>> Cream Corn: YEAH, I GET IT.
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YOU JUST DON'T GET ME.
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>> ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY >> ALL RIGHT.
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THAT'S THE LEGENDARY
GLADYS KNIGHT & THE PIPS HERE
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ON DICK CLARK'S "AMERICAN BANDSTAND"!
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THIS AIN'T "SOUL TRAIN,"
AND I AIN'T DON CORNELIUS, 'CAUSE
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YOU'D NEVER GET THIS MUCH SOUL ON "SO-O-O-O-O-"
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>> SO, DICK CLARK, IT'S A MUSIC WAR YOU WANT.
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>> EXCUSE ME, SIR.
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JAMES BROWN IS HERE TO SEE YOU.
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>> MR. DON CORNELIUS...
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[ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ]
>> HE THINKS HE CAN DISRESPECT
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ME?
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HE THINKS THAT "AMERICAN BANDSTAND" CAN MUSCLE
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IN ON MY TERRITORY?
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IF YOU WERE UNDER MY PROTECTION,
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY...
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[ SNORES ] ...ABOUT ANYBODY TAKING YOUR
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SHOW.
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>> WELL, WHO IS YOUR PROTECTION?
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>> THESE ARE DON'S CORNHOLES,
AND TRUST ME - DICK DON'T WANT
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TO FUCK WITH MY CORNHOLES.
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>> HELP ME, DON CORNELIUS!
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YOU MY ONLY HOPE!
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>> ARE YOU A FRIEND TO ME?
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HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN ON MY "SOUL TRAIN"?
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>> NONE, GODFATHER DON!
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[ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ] CHICKEN!
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>> LISTEN. SOMEDAY -
AND THAT DAY MAY NEVER COME -
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I WILL CALL UPON YOU TO DO A SERVICE FOR ME.
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I WILL EXPECT YOU TO DELIVER.
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>> ANYTHING FOR YOU, DON CORNELIUS!
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>> KISS THE PINKY.
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MMM.
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MM-MM-MMM.
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TAKE YOUR SHOW TO ATLANTA.
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YOU'LL BE SAFE THERE.
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I'LL HANDLE THIS LITTLE DICK.
..CLARK AND HIS HOMOGENOUS
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HOOLIGANS.
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>> OWWW! I FEEL GOOD! HA HA!
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>> DICK WON'T FEEL GOOD WHEN
I RUN A TRAIN UP DICK'S ASS -
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A DON CORN-HOLE-LIUS SOUL
TRAIN UP HIS ASS, NONSTOP EXPRESS.
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GET IT?
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'CAUSE IT'S A TRAIN - A
BIG BLACK SO-O-O-O-O-UL TRAIN!
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>> Honey Bee: B.D., EVEN THOUGH
CREAM CORN IS DUMB AS HELL, HE
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DOES HAVE A POINT.
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>> Black Dynamite: NOT YOU, TOO, BEE.
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YOU KNOW CREAM CORN IS WAY
OUT OF LINE TALKING TO ME LIKE HE'S
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GROWN.
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>> Bullhorn: NOW YOU GOT
A SECRET YOU AIN'T TELLING US
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ABOUT DON CORNELIUS, UH...
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AND THE TRUTH WILL BE - THE TRUTH WILL BE...THE -
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AND THE TRUTH WILL BE
THE MAGIC WAND FOR HEALING US!
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WHEW!
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>> Black Dynamite: OKAY.
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I CAN TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
BUT I CANNOT PROMISE YOU WHAT THE
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TRUTH WILL TELL.
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I WORKED FOR CORNELIUS WHEN
HE WAS SMALL-TIME, STILL JUST
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RUNNING A RADIO STATION IN CHICAGO.
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HAD TO BUST SOME HEADS, BUT I GOT IT.
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>> ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL.
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EXCLUSIVE HERE.
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WE GOT A NEW CUT FOR YOU.
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>> Black Dynamite: AND
SINCE THERE COULD ONLY BE ONE
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NUMBER-ONE RADIO STATION...
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>> AND THAT WAS TODAY'S LATEST
SONG BY - [ GASPS ] AAAAAAAAH!
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>> Black Dynamite: SUEY!
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>> AAAAAAH!
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>> AND NOW THE LATEST
HIT FROM ARETHA - WHOA, WHOA!
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WHO ARE YOU?
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>> Black Dynamite: SUEY!
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>> AAAAAAAAH!
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>> Black Dynamite: IT GOT TO
THE POINT THAT TALENT ACTS STARTED
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COMING TO HIM FOR HELP.
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BUT AS TOUGH AS HE WAS, HE
ALWAYS TOOK CARE OF HIS PEOPLE.
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>> FREE FRIED...
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[ SNORES ] ...CHICKEN FOR EVERYBODY!
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>> Black Dynamite: ONCE HE OWNED
THE RADIO GAME, THERE WAS ONLY
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ONE PLACE LEFT TO GO.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> HERE WE ARE AT THE INAUGURAL
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BROADCAST ON THE NEW "SO-O-O-O-O-UL TRAIN," THE
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HIPPEST TRIP IN AMERICA!
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>> Black Dynamite: AND WITH
NEWFOUND SUCCESS CAME NEWFOUND
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ENEMIES.
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>> YEAH. GREAT SUCCESS, DON.
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BUT, YOU KNOW, NOBODY AROUND
HERE RUNS MUSIC WITHOUT CUTTING
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US IN ON THE ACTION.
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CAPISCE?
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>> I UNDERSTAND.
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>> YEAH.
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>> Black Dynamite: SUEY!
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SHAH! SUEY!
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>> YOU KNOW, GENTLEMEN,
YOU CAN'T STOP THE TRAIN, AND I
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DEDICATE THESE THREE RECORDS TO YOU.
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>> Black Dynamite: SUEY! HAH!
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HE GREW MORE AND MORE POWERFUL,
AND I SAW THAT POWER CORRUPTS
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EVEN THOSE WITH THE PEOPLE'S GOOD AT HEART.
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>> AAH! AAAH!
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>> Black Dynamite: ALL
THAT DANCER WANTED WAS OUT, BUT
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CORNELIUS COULDN'T STAND
THE THOUGHT OF ANYONE LEAVING.
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AND BLACK DYNAMITE COULDN'T
STAND THE THOUGHT OF ANY
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MOTHERFUCKA TELLIN' HIM WHAT
HE CAN AND CANNOT DO, SO I HAD
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TO SPLIT.
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>> [ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]
>> Black Dynamite: AH, SUEY!
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WHO KNOWS?
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IF DON HAD SOMEBODY LIKE ME
TO WHUP MY ASS, I MIGHT NOT HAVE
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MADE IT OUT ALIVE, EITHER.
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AFTER I LAID WASTE TO THE
"SOUL TRAIN" DANCERS, DON AND I
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WENT OUR SEPARATE WAYS.
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>> IT'S ALL BEEN A STONE GAS, BLACK DYNAMITE.
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AS ALWAYS, IN PARTING,
I WISH YOU LOVE, PEACE, AND
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SO-O-O-O-O-UL!
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>> Black Dynamite: WHEN YOU
WORK FOR THE DON, YOU'RE A DON WORKER
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FOR LIFE.
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EVEN THE DANCERS HAD TO PUT
IN WORK, AND BY "WORK," I MEAN
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"KILLING."
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>> Honey Bee: BLACK DYNAMITE,
WE CAN'T LET CREAM CORN BECOME
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A KILLER!
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HE'LL GET KILLED!
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>> Black Dynamite: BULLHORN,
HONEY BEE, I GUESS IT'S TIME
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FOR US TO CATCH A TRAIN.
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>> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE! [ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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>> ♪ ALL THESE STUPID BITCHES >> HEY, MR.
WONDER, IT'S DONNY
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AND MARIE!
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WE'RE HERE TO TAKE YOU
TO "AMERICAN BANDSTAND" BECAUSE
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YOU'RE BLIND!
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>> I CAN SEE YOU MOTHERFUCKA I'M COMIN'.
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[ TIRES SCREECH ] THAT'S FUNNY.
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[ SNIFFS ] WHEN DID DONNY AND MARIE START
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WEARING AFRO SHEEN?
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>> WHAT?!
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN STEVIE WONDER'S A NO-SHOW?
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"AMERICAN BANDSTAND" WILL
NOT SURVIVE WITHOUT TOP NI-
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BLACK ACTS LIKE THAT!
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HOW FAR CAN HE GO?!
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HE'S AS BLIND AS RAY CHARLES!
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>> THIS JUST CAME IN FROM DON CORNELIUS.
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>> [ GROANS ] >> AW FUCK NAW.
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IS IT A DEAD FISH?
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ARE THEY SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES?!
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>> NO. DONNY AND MARIE.
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THEY'RE BEING GANG-RAPED
BY FOUR N- FOUR N- FOUR NEGROES.
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>> AW, NAW!
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OKAY, WAIT.
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I GET THE SAUSAGE, I GET THE
WHITE BREAD, BUT THE TOOTHPASTE?
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>> [ GROANS ] [ CLICK ]
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>> NO NEED TO LOOK ANY FURTHER,
'CAUSE WE GOT WHAT YOU'RE
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LOOKING FOR RIGHT HERE.
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GIVE A WARM "SOUL TRAIN"
GANG WELCOME TO MR. STEVIE...
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[ SNORES ] ...WONDER!
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[ MID-TEMPO SOUL MUSIC PLAYING
] >> ♪ ALL THESE STUPID BITCHES
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♪ CRYIN' ON MY BALLS >> UGH!
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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ] >>
Black Dynamite: CREAM CORN, I
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GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT "SOUL TRAIN."
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>> Cream Corn: NOT NOW, BLACK DYNAMITE.
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[ Robotically ] YOU ARE FUCKIN' UP MY ROBOT.
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>> Black Dynamite: YOU LOOK
LIKE A FUCKIN' PUPPET ON A STRING.
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>> Cream Corn: [ Normal
voice ] WHAT THE HELL DO YOU HAVE
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AGAINST DANCING, HUH?!
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NOT ENOUGH BLOODSHED?
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>> Black Dynamite: WELL, THAT'S
ONE REASON, BUT THE MAIN THING
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IS YOU AIN'T DANCIN'.
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THE SHIT YOU'RE DOING IS MONKEY-SHININ'.
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SEE? SEE? SEE?
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YOU SEE HOW YOU'RE SMILING WHEN YOU DO THAT SHIT?
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>> Cream Corn: YEAH, BECAUSE IT'S FUN!
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>> Black Dynamite: SEE?!
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RIGHT THERE!
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DANCING SHOULD NOT BE FUN!
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REAL DANCING REQUIRES AN
ANGER, A REAL PISSED-OFF DIGNITY.
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>> Cream Corn: DIDN'T I
TELL YOU I AIN'T HAVE NO DIGNITY?
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AND WHO DANCES WHEN THEY'RE MAD?
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>> Black Dynamite: ALL RIGHT, TANGO - PISSED OFF.
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BALLET - PISSED OFF.
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SALSA - PISSED OFF.
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AFRICAN - SO PISSED OFF,
THEY SHOW YOU HOW THEY'LL STOMP A
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MUDHOLE IN YOUR ASS.
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NOW LISTEN - >> Cream Corn: WELL, YOU CAN PUT
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THIS IN YOUR HAT!
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UNH!
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>> Black Dynamite: THOSE
ARE YOUR RING FINGERS, DAMN IT!
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>> Cream Corn: YEAH, I KNOW,
BUT IT'S THE CLOSEST I CAN GET TO
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FLIPPIN' BLACK DYNAMITE OFF
WITHOUT GETTIN' MY ASS WHUPPED!
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>> Black Dynamite: LOOK, DON CORNELIUS AND THE
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"SOUL TRAIN" DANCERS ARE
A CRIME FAMILY OF MOBSTERS!
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>> Cream Corn: AND YOU JUST
MAD 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
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[ Robotically ] BLACK DYNAMITE
IS JEALOUS 'CAUSE HE CAN'T DO
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THIS.
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UNH! AH! GET IT, GET IT, GET IT!
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UNH! AH! RIGHT ON!
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>> I WANT DON CORNELIUS DEAD.
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I WANT "SOUL TRAIN" DEAD!
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I WANT HIS FAMILY DEAD!
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I WANT HIS CAR AND HIS HOUSE DEAD!
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AND I WANT YOU TO DELIVER
A PERMANENT MESSAGE - NO ONE
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FUCKS WITH DICK!
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>> HEY, DON'T WORRY, MR. CLARK.
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WHEN I ATTACH THIS BOMB TO
THE "SOUL TRAIN" SCRAMBLE BOARD AND
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THE CONTESTANTS UNSCRAMBLE
TODAY'S PUZZLE - KABOOM! -
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THEY'LL BE SCRAMBLED EGGPLANT!
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HUH? GET IT?
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BECAUSE THEY'RE BLACK!
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[ LAUGHS ] AH, I KILL ME.
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>> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!
[ MID-TEMPO SOUL MUSIC PLAYING ]
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>> Black Dynamite: ALL RIGHT.
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WELL, I GUESS IT'S TIME TO GO.
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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ] HMM.
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"SOUL TRAIN" SCRAMBLE BOARD MAINTENANCE INC?
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"SOUL TRAIN" IS A SOLE PROPRIETORSHIP, AND THE
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"SOUL TRAIN" SCRAMBLE BOARD MAINTENANCE COULD NOT
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INCORPORATE EVEN IF THEY WANTED TO.
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IT'D BE A SUBSIDIARY AT BEST!
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BESIDES, "SOUL TRAIN" SCRAMBLE
BOARD MAINTENANCE ENGINEERS
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DON'T WEAR ALLIGATOR SHOES.
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[ BEEPING ] HMM. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
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THE OLD "WIRE A BOMB TO
THE 'SOUL TRAIN' SCRAMBLE BOARD"
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TRICK.
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>> ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL.
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IT'S TIME FOR THE WORLD-FAMOUS
"SOUL TRAIN" SCRAMBLE BOARD.
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>> Cream Corn: HI, AND I'M CREAM CORN.
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[ SPUTTERING ] BITCH, CONTROL YOUR HAIR!
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>> [ Asian accent ] HI.
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I'M THAT SEXY ASIAN BITCH
WITH THE "RONG," "RONG" HAIR.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO CORRECTLY
UNSCRAMBLE THE PUZZLE.
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IT'S THE NAME OF A POPULAR GROUP THAT SOUNDS LIKE
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"TIRTH, TIND, AND TIRE."
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
] >> Black Dynamite: BULLHORN,
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HONEY BEE, YOU GOT TO
STOP CREAM CORN FROM SOLVING
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THAT PUZZLE!
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THERE'S A BOMB THAT'S GONNA
EXPLODE WHEN IT'S UNSCRAMBLED!
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>> Honey Bee: OH SHIT! UH...THE TEMPTATIONS!
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>> Cream Corn: THE TEMPTATIONS?!
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THAT DON'T SOUND LIKE NO "TIRTH"!
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>> Black Dynamite: ALL RIGHT.
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NOW I JUST GOT TO DEFUSE THIS - OH.
WELL, WHAT THE SHIT?
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>> Bullhorn: IT'S THE O'JAYS!
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>> Cream Corn: I DON'T SEE
NO "O," AND I DON'T SEE NO "J"!
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>> Bullhorn: MAYBE THE BAR-KAYS!
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>> Cream Corn: BAR-KAYS?!
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THERE'S NO "K"!
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>> Honey Bee: UH, BARRY WHITE!
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>> Cream Corn: BARRY WHITE?!
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BARRY WHITE'S NOT A GROUP!
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>> OH, COME ON!
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IT'S A EARTH, WIND & FIRE!
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[ BELL DINGS ] >> Bullhorn: [ GASPS ]
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>> Black Dynamite: WHAT?!
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OH SHIT! SUEY!
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[ WOMAN SCREAMS ] >> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!
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>> CREAM CORN, I SEE THAT
YOU DID EVERYTHING IN YOUR POWER TO
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GET THE SCRAMBLE BOARD WRONG,
AND YOU DID IT ALL TO SAVE THE
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LIFE OF...
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[ SNORES ] ...THE DON.
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>> Cream Corn: YEAH!
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YOU KNOW ME.
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I'M ALWAYS DOWN TO DO SOMETHING FOR THE DON.
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>> CREAM CORN, HOW WOULD
YOU LIKE TO BE AN OFFICIAL
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"SOUL TRAIN"...
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[ SNORES ] ...DANCER?
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>> Cream Corn: WHAT?!
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ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
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>> Black Dynamite: LET'S GO.
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>> Cream Corn: BUT, BLACK DYNAMITE -
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>> I THINK CREAM CORN IS
A GROWN-ASS MAN THAT CAN MAKE HIS
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OWN DECISIONS, BLACK DYNAMITE,
AND THE DECISION I'M TELLING HIM
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TO MAKE IS TO STAY HE-E-E-E-E-RE WITH ME.
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>> Black Dynamite: YOU DON'T
KNOW WHAT YOUR GETTIN' YOUR
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LITTLE PERMED HEAD INTO, CREAM CORN.
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I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT
NOW, YOU MAKIN' A BAD DECISION!
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>> ARE YOU READY TO BECOME
A MEMBER OF THE "SOUL TRAIN"
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FAMILY?
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>> Cream Corn: IT WOULD BE AN HONOR.
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>> IT'S THE DON.
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TIME TO DO IT THE HARD WAY.
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>> Cream Corn: MR. DON, WHAT
EXACTLY DID YOU MEAN WHEN YOU
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SAID IT'S TIME TO DO IT THE HARD WAY?
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IS THAT A NEW DANCE?
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>> [ LAUGHS ] SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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YOU JUST KEEP YOUR EYE ON
THE DISCO BALL, AND YOU'LL BE JUST
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FINE.
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>> Black Dynamite: SUEY! SUEY!
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SUEY! SUEY! SUEY! SUEY! SUEY!
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SUEY! SUEY! SUEY!
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HONEY BEE, WHAT I TELL YOU
'BOUT INTERRUPTING MY CUNT FU?
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>> Honey Bee: BLACK DYNAMITE,
HOW MANY TIMES I GOT TO TELL YOU
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YOU CAN'T FUCK AWAY ALL
OF YOUR PROBLEMS BY FUCKING
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>> Black Dynamite: YEAH?
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AND WHY NOT?
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>> Honey Bee: WELL, YOU COULD,
BUT SOONER OR LATER, YOU'RE
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GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH 'EM.
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>> Black Dynamite: YOU'RE RIGHT, HONEY BEE.
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NOW, I AIN'T GONNA TELL Y'ALL
TO SPLIT THE SCENE, BUT Y'ALL
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BITCHES CAN SCRAM.
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I GUESS IT'S HARD TO ADMIT
THAT CREAM CORN WAS ONCE JUST A
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LITTLE HALF-A-MAN PIMP AND
NOW HE'S A FULL-GROWN HALF-A-MAN
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PIMP.
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>> Honey Bee: BUT I WOULDN'T SAY, "FULL-GROWN."
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HE'S LIKE 3/4 THERE.
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[ WOMEN YAWNING ] AND WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY?
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>> Black Dynamite: DAMN. SEE?
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WITH ALL THIS CREAM CORN ON
MY MIND, I FORGOT TO TELL THEM NOT
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TO WAKE UP THE REST OF THE BITCHES.
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>> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE! [ ORGAN PLAYING ]
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>> CREAM CORN, DO YOU DENOUNCE DICK CLARK?
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>> Cream Corn: I DO DENOUNCE DICK.
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[ GUN COCKS ] WHAT THE -
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>> DO YOU DENOUNCE THE
AMERICAN BROADCAST COMPANY AND
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ALL OF ITS WORKS?
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>> Cream Corn: I DO DENOUNCE
THEM, EXCEPT "CHARLIE'S ANGELS,"
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'CAUSE THEY KIND OF SMOKIN'.
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[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] [ GUN COCKS ]
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[ GUNSHOTS ] [ WHIMPERING ]
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>> DO YOU PROMISE NOT TO SNITCH
FOR NEITHER MONEY NOR A BITCH?
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>> Cream Corn: YES.
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I PROMISE NOT TO BE A BITCH
WITH A SWITCH WHO GOT A ITCH -
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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WHAT YOU SAY AGAIN?
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[ MEN SCREAMING ] >>
DO YOU ACCEPT YOUR COMMITMENT
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TO "SOUL TRAIN" AS A LIFETIME COMMITMENT?
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[ MEN SHOUTING ] >> Cream Corn: LIFETIME?
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LIKE THE WHOLE-TIME-OF-MY-LIFE LIFETIME?
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I DO, GODFATHER.
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>> YOU MUST KISS THE PINKY.
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MMM.
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LOVE, PEACE, AND SO-O-O-O-O-UL!
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YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY...
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[ SNORES ] ...A "SOUL TRAIN" DANCER!
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>> THE BOSSMAN WANTS SOME
FACE TIME WITH YOU AND DICK.
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>> BUT I HAD ESTABLISHED
MY OUTFIT LONG BEFORE THIS
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MARMALUKE STARTED MUSCLING
IN WITHOUT SO MUCH AS PAYING ME MY
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VIG!
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>> YOUR VIG?!
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MY THING WAS "SOUL TRAIN,
" NOT "ROCK-'N'-ROLL TRAIN."
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BUT MAYBE YOU'RE JUST STUPID
AND YOUR BRAINS ARE SCRAMBLED JUST
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LIKE MY "SOUL TRAIN" BOARD YOU TRIED TO BLOW UP!
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HOW 'BOUT YOU GIVE A NICE WARM
"SOUL TRAIN" WELCOME FOR MY FOOT
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IN YO' ASS?
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>> GOOD ONE, MR. CORNELIUS.
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>> THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN'
MOULINYANS OWE YOU, MR. CLARK.
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>> AAH!
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>> AAH!
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[ ALL GASP ] >> YOU DISAPPOINT ME, MAN.
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>> I'M SORRY.
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THE FAKE EYE THROWS ME OFF.
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WHO - WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO?
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>> YEAH. ACTUALLY, I NEVER
HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU'RE LOOKING AT
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AT ANY GIVEN TIME.
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>> I'VE CALLED THIS MEETING
BECAUSE THERE IS DISCORD AMONG
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US - DISCORD THAT HAS COST US A LOT OF MONEY.
450
00:17:03,388 --> 00:17:06,148
D.C., WHEN I HEARD ABOUT WHAT
YOU DID, I WAS GONNA BURY YOUR
451
00:17:06,149 --> 00:17:06,387
ASS IN THE DESERT.
452
00:17:06,388 --> 00:17:08,387
>> UH, YEAH.
453
00:17:08,388 --> 00:17:10,387
WE'RE ACTUALLY BOTH "D.C."
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00:17:10,388 --> 00:17:12,387
>> YEAH. AGAIN, YOU KNOW, UH, THE EYE.
455
00:17:12,388 --> 00:17:15,387
>> SHUT THE FUCK UP, THE BOTH
OF YOUSE, OR I'LL TAP-DANCE A
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00:17:15,388 --> 00:17:16,387
HORA ON BOTH YOUR FACES!
457
00:17:16,388 --> 00:17:19,387
IT'S TIME WE SETTLE THIS
VENDETTA IN AN HONORABLE WAY -
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00:17:19,388 --> 00:17:23,387
A DANCE-OFF, YOUR BEST VERSUS HIS BEST.
459
00:17:23,388 --> 00:17:30,387
LOSER IS OFF THE AIR, BABE, FOR GOOD.
460
00:17:30,388 --> 00:17:34,387
>> CREAM, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE
THE ONLY CORNHOLE THAT DICK
461
00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:35,387
HASN'T BANGED UP.
462
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,387
NOW, YOU KNOW YOU GOT
TO WIN THIS DANCE-OFF, RIGHT?
463
00:17:37,388 --> 00:17:38,387
>> Cream Corn: OH, DON'T YOU WORRY, DON!
464
00:17:38,388 --> 00:17:40,387
THERE'S NO WAY I'MA LET YOU DOWN!
465
00:17:40,388 --> 00:17:42,387
>> THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR,
'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T WIN...
466
00:17:42,388 --> 00:17:46,387
[ SNORES ] ...I'MA KILL YOU.
467
00:17:46,388 --> 00:17:50,387
[ SNORES ] FRED BERRY, TOO.
468
00:17:50,388 --> 00:17:53,387
>> Cream Corn: [ WHIMPERS ] >> HERE YOU GO,
469
00:17:53,388 --> 00:17:55,387
BLACK DYNAMITE - ONE ORDER
OF OX ASS AND TRUFFLE, ON THE
470
00:17:55,388 --> 00:17:56,387
HOUSE.
471
00:17:56,388 --> 00:17:58,387
>> Black Dynamite: THANKS,
ROSCOE, BUT ALL THE FREE OX ASS
472
00:17:58,388 --> 00:18:00,387
AND TRUFFLES IN THE WORLD
COULDN'T SOLVE MY PROBLEM.
473
00:18:00,388 --> 00:18:03,387
I JUST WISH I COULD LEARN
HOW TO MAKE CREAM CORN LEARN.
474
00:18:03,388 --> 00:18:05,387
>> NAW, THAT AIN'T WHAT LEARNIN' IS, DYNAMITE.
475
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:07,387
SEE, WITH KIDS, YOU GOT
TO LET THEM FUCK UP ON THEIR OWN.
476
00:18:07,388 --> 00:18:08,387
TAKE MY SON, HERMAN, FOR EXAMPLE.
477
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:11,028
>> Black Dynamite: I DIDN'T
KNOW YOU HAD A SON, ROSCOE.
478
00:18:11,029 --> 00:18:11,387
I NEVER SEE HIM.
479
00:18:11,388 --> 00:18:13,387
>> YEP - LITTLE HERMAN CAIN.
480
00:18:13,388 --> 00:18:15,387
I TRIED TEACHIN' HIM THE FAMILY
BUSINESS, BUT HE DON'T WANT TO
481
00:18:15,388 --> 00:18:17,308
COMBINE FUCKED-UP FOOD COMBINATIONS.
482
00:18:17,309 --> 00:18:19,387
HE JUST WANTS TO DO PIZZA
BY ITSELF AND CALL IT "GODFATHER."
483
00:18:19,388 --> 00:18:21,387
BUT THAT BOY DEFINITELY
A FUCK-UP, AND HE AIN'T GOIN'
484
00:18:21,388 --> 00:18:22,387
NOWHERE.
485
00:18:22,388 --> 00:18:24,387
>> Black Dynamite: ROSCOE, THAT'S IT!
486
00:18:24,388 --> 00:18:25,387
>> IT'S WHAT?
487
00:18:25,388 --> 00:18:27,387
>> Black Dynamite: IT'S
NOT CREAM CORN'S CERTAINTY OF
488
00:18:27,388 --> 00:18:28,387
FAILURE.
489
00:18:28,388 --> 00:18:30,387
IT'S THAT HE'S WILLING TO
FACE DEATH FOR WHAT HE BELIEVES IN,
490
00:18:30,388 --> 00:18:32,387
REGARDLESS OF HOW STUPID AS FUCK IT IS.
491
00:18:32,388 --> 00:18:34,248
AND IT'S ABOUT TIME I FACED IT WITH HIM.
492
00:18:34,249 --> 00:18:35,387
>> UH, WAIT!
493
00:18:35,388 --> 00:18:37,387
YOU AIN'T EVEN ATE YOUR OX ASS, BLACK DYNAMITE!
494
00:18:37,388 --> 00:18:40,388
>> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!
495
00:18:45,388 --> 00:18:47,387
>> DON'T YOU DISAPPOINTMENT ME,
496
00:18:47,388 --> 00:18:48,387
CREAM CORN.
497
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:50,387
AND WHERE'S YOUR PARTNER, FRED?
498
00:18:50,388 --> 00:18:51,387
>> Cream Corn: BLACK DYNAMITE!
499
00:18:51,388 --> 00:18:52,387
LORD HAVE MERCY!
500
00:18:52,388 --> 00:18:53,387
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE!
501
00:18:53,388 --> 00:18:55,387
>> Black Dynamite: I JUST WANTED
YOU TO KNOW YOU MAY BE HALF A
502
00:18:55,388 --> 00:18:57,387
PIMP, BUT YOU'RE A WHOLE MAN,
CREAM CORN, AND THAT I GOT TO
503
00:18:57,388 --> 00:18:58,387
RESPECT.
504
00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:00,387
>> Cream Corn: THANK YOU, BLACK DYNAMITE.
505
00:19:00,388 --> 00:19:01,387
>> Black Dynamite: NOW
YOU GO OUT THERE AND BREAK A -
506
00:19:01,388 --> 00:19:03,387
>> AAAAAAH! MY LEG!
507
00:19:03,388 --> 00:19:04,387
THEY POPPED MY LOCKS!
508
00:19:04,388 --> 00:19:08,387
THERE'S NO WAY I CAN POPLOCK
WITH MY LOCKS POPPED, RAJ!
509
00:19:08,388 --> 00:19:09,387
>> WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW?
510
00:19:09,388 --> 00:19:10,387
OH...
511
00:19:10,388 --> 00:19:14,387
[ SNORES ] ...JESUS!
512
00:19:14,388 --> 00:19:16,387
>> Cream Corn: THIS LOOKS
LIKE THE JOB OF DICK'S MUSCLE.
513
00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:18,387
>> CLARK, YOU DIRTY DICK.
514
00:19:18,388 --> 00:19:20,387
NOW WE CAN'T GET THIS
POP DANCE-OFF UNLOCKED WITH A
515
00:19:20,388 --> 00:19:22,387
POP-LOCKER WHO CAN'T POPLOCK!
516
00:19:22,388 --> 00:19:23,387
IT'S A TWO-VERSUS-TWO CONTEST.
517
00:19:23,388 --> 00:19:27,387
SINCE WE DON'T HAVE ANOTHER
DANCER, WE'RE FORCED TO FORFEIT.
518
00:19:27,388 --> 00:19:30,387
BLACK MUSIC IS DONE FOREVER.
519
00:19:30,388 --> 00:19:31,387
>> Cream Corn: WHAT?!
520
00:19:31,388 --> 00:19:32,387
NO FAIR!
521
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:33,387
JAMES BROWN AND DENEY TERRIO?
522
00:19:33,388 --> 00:19:36,387
THAT'S THE WHITE CAT THAT
TAUGHT JOHN TRAVOLTA HOW TO DANCE
523
00:19:36,388 --> 00:19:37,387
BLACK.
524
00:19:37,388 --> 00:19:38,387
IT'S A UNBEATABLE MIX OF FUNK AND DISCO!
525
00:19:38,388 --> 00:19:41,387
>> Black Dynamite: THIS IS TRUE,
BUT FUNK AS WELL AS DISCO BOTH
526
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:42,387
HAVE ASSES.
527
00:19:42,388 --> 00:19:44,608
AND IF IT HAS AN ASS, THEN IT CAN BE KICKED, AND
528
00:19:45,388 --> 00:19:47,308
BLACK DYNAMITE LEAVES NO ASS UNKICKED.
529
00:19:47,309 --> 00:19:48,387
CAN YOU DIG IT?
530
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,387
NOW SOMEBODY GET ME SOME
LAWN-JOCKEY, POP-LOCKER THREADS
531
00:19:50,388 --> 00:19:54,387
SO WE CAN SHOW THESE SUCKERS HOW IT'S DONE!
532
00:19:54,388 --> 00:19:55,438
COME ON, CREAM CORN.
533
00:19:55,439 --> 00:19:57,387
LET'S DANCE.
534
00:19:57,388 --> 00:19:59,368
>> IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK, DYNAMITE.
535
00:19:59,369 --> 00:20:01,387
>> Black Dynamite: CORNELIUS,
I'M NOT DOING IT FOR YOU.
536
00:20:01,388 --> 00:20:04,387
I'M DOING IT FOR CREAM
CORN, BLACK MUSIC, AND ALL THE
537
00:20:04,388 --> 00:20:06,387
MULTIPLE BITCHES I PLEASURE
AT THE SAME TIME WHILE
538
00:20:06,388 --> 00:20:07,387
LISTENING TO IT.
539
00:20:07,388 --> 00:20:10,398
[ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYING
] >> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
540
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:07,387
[ MUSIC STOPS ] >> THE WINNER IS...
541
00:21:07,388 --> 00:21:10,387
"SO-O-O-O-O-UL TRAIN."
542
00:21:10,388 --> 00:21:12,387
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> FUCK.
543
00:21:12,388 --> 00:21:14,387
NO MORE BLACK NIGGER MUSIC FOR ME.
544
00:21:14,388 --> 00:21:15,387
I'M STICKING WITH DISCO.
545
00:21:15,388 --> 00:21:16,387
COME ON!
546
00:21:16,388 --> 00:21:17,387
>> Cream Corn: WE DID IT, BLACK DYNAMITE!
547
00:21:17,388 --> 00:21:19,387
WE BEAT DICK!
548
00:21:19,388 --> 00:21:20,387
>> Black Dynamite: WE SURE DID,
CREAM CORN, AND IT'S ALL THANKS
549
00:21:20,388 --> 00:21:22,387
TO ME.
550
00:21:22,388 --> 00:21:24,387
>> MAN, YOU MADE THEM FIREWORKS
LOOK JUST LIKE AN ACCIDENT!
551
00:21:24,388 --> 00:21:27,387
I MAY HAVE TO USE YOU AGAIN ONE DAY.
552
00:21:27,388 --> 00:21:28,387
HEH HEH!
553
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:29,387
>> THANK YOU, MY FRIEND.
554
00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:33,387
I TOLD YOU IF I SHOULD EVER
NEED A FAVOR, I'D EXPECT YOU TO
555
00:21:33,388 --> 00:21:34,387
DELIVER, AND YOU DELIVERED.
556
00:21:34,388 --> 00:21:36,387
AND IN CASE YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT, UH...
557
00:21:36,388 --> 00:21:43,387
[ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ] [ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]
558
00:21:43,388 --> 00:21:46,387
>> UH, D-D-DON, DOES THAT MEAN WE'RE EVEN?
559
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:47,438
>> HELL, NO, NEGRO!
560
00:21:48,388 --> 00:21:51,387
[ SNORES ] PULL UP MY CAR!
561
00:21:51,388 --> 00:21:55,387
>> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!
>> Black Dynamite: UH, I'LL BE
562
00:21:55,388 --> 00:21:56,387
THERE IN A MINUTE.
563
00:21:56,388 --> 00:21:58,388
FORGOT MY LAWN-JOCKEY HAT.
564
00:21:58,389 --> 00:21:59,437
[ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYING
] >> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!
565
00:21:59,438 --> 00:22:03,988
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