Original subtitles

>> Honey Bee: EUPHORIA, FATBACK TAFFY, CONNIE LINGUS,

AND THE REST OF YOU WHORES, COME ON!

THE DOCTOR'S HERE FOR YOUR ANNUAL FIVE-YEAR CHECKUP.

>> HELLO, LADIES.

CAN YOU WHORES GET ON YOUR KNEES, PLEASE?

NOW SAY, "AHH."

>> AHH. MOTHERFUCKA AHH.

>> THAT'S IT.

[ PANTS UNZIP ] NOW HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.

MM-HMM.

LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE ACID GAG REFLUX.

>> THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE, DOC.

I ALWAYS USE PROTECTION.

>> HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED ANY UNUSUAL DISCHARGE?

>> NO, JUST THE USUAL GREEN ONES.

>> MM-HMM.

NOW, CONNIE LINGUS, I'M GOING TO CHECK YOUR PERIPHERAL VISION, SO

LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD.

TELL ME WHEN YOU SEE THE BACK OF MY HAND.

>> RIGHT THERE! RIGHT THERE!

PLEASE DON'T HIT ME, DADDY.

PLEASE! [ WHIMPERING ] >> YOUR VISION IS INTACT, BUT

YOU DO SEEM TO SUFFER FROM A BIT OF POST-TRAUMATIC PIMP-SLAP

SYNDROME.

[ RUBBER GLOVE SNAPS ] NOW LET'S CHECK OUT THOSE KEGEL

MUSCLES.

>> THIS LITTLE SPECULUM AIN'T GONNA DO NOTHING.

WHO THIS FOR?

WE SOME HOES.

WHAT YOU THINK YOU GONNA DO WITH THIS SPECULUM?

OH, DOC, YOU ACTING LIKE YOU SCARED OF THE PUSSY

COME ON, I'M-A WALK YOU THROUGH IT 'CAUSE YOU GONNA GO STRAIGHT

UP THIS PUSS WHEN YOU GET UP THERE, YOU GONNA

TAKE THE PUSSY ON THE LEFT.

NOW, WHEN YOU GET TO THE FORK IN THAT PUSSY YOU GONNA TAKE A

QUICK RIGHT AND COME ON BACK DOWN TO THE NEW PUSSY

THAT'S THE ONE I NEED EXAMINED.

>> AFTER A VERY, VERY, VERY THOROUGH AND DELIGHTFUL

EXAMINATION, I'M AFRAID TO SAY THAT THESE WHORES ARE ALL WHORED

OUT.

I AM PRESCRIBING A WEEK- LONG WHORE-CATION IN JAMAICA.

>> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE >> ♪ HE'S DYNAMITE

♪ SO DYNAMITE ♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH

♪ OOOHHH ♪ AHHHH

♪ HE'S DYNAMITE ♪ DY-NO, DY-NO

♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH ♪ OOOOHHHH

♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE! >> THIS WEEK...

>> Black Dynamite: AND HERE'S YOUR TICKETS, HONEY BEE.

>> Honey Bee: WHY WOULD I NEED TO GO ON A HO-CATION?

>> Black Dynamite: 'CAUSE YOU NEED A BREAK, TOO, HONEY BEE,

OBVIOUSLY NOT FROM SUCKING AND FUCKIN' BUT FROM MANAGING ALL

THE SUCKING AND FUCKIN' >> Honey Bee: WHAT ARE Y'ALL

GONNA BE DOING WHILE WE'RE GONE?

>> Black Dynamite: SINCE THE ORPHANS ARE ALL AWAY AT

ORPHAN CAMP, I FIGURED IT'D BE A GOOD TIME TO RENOVATE THE

WHOREPHANAGE.

>> Bullhorn: WE NEED TO FIX THESE BEDS, CHAIRS, CHANDELIERS,

AND FLOORS, 'CAUSE EVEN THE FURNITURE'S WORN OUT LIKE THESE

WHORES!

[ METAL DETECTOR WHIRRING ] >> Honey Bee: DAMN, IT LOOKS

LIKE EVERY VAGINA IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY IS HERE.

>> NO, I AIN'T GONNA TAKE SHIT OFF.

NO, I AIN'T DOING A MOTHERFUCKIN' THING.

BITCH, DON'T FALL FOR THAT SHIT!

DON'T LET THAT MOTHAFUCKA FEEL N YOU LIKE THAT.

YOU GOT TO PAY FOR THAT SHIT! GIVE A FUCK WHERE YOU AT

NIGGER! WHO IS YOUR PASTOR?

>> Cream Corn: OKAY, WHAT DO WE DO NOW, BLACK DYNAMITE?

>> Black Dynamite: NOT SURE.

I'M AFRAID MY SKILL SET HAS ONLY ALLOWED ME TO PUT PEOPLE THROUGH

WALLS, NOT NAILS.

>> Cream Corn: WELL, WE CAN USE THIS.

>> Black Dynamite: "REPAIRING WHOREPHANAGES FOR SUCKAS"?

>> Cream Corn: YEP, IT'S A HOW-TO BOOK.

THEY HAVE A WHOLE SERIES.

"WALKING IN PLATFORM SHOES FOR SUCKAS," "HOW TO KEEP YOUR PIMP

HAND STRONG FOR SUCKAS, " "HOW NOT TO BE A SUCKA -"

>> Black Dynamite: I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH IT'LL HELP.

I AIN'T READING IT 'CAUSE BLACK DYNAMITE AIN'T NO "SUCKA."

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ] >> Cream Corn: MAN, FRANK THE

JOHN'S BEEN CALLING ALL DAY ASKING WHERE THE HOES AT.

>> Bullhorn: FRANK THE JOHN, I KNOW YOU CALLING FOR SOME

SUCKING AND FUCKIN' FUN, BUT THE WHORES AIN'T HERE RIGHT NOW.

THEY'RE LIVING DICK-FREE IN THE LAND OF THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SUN!

[ TROPICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] >> [ Jamaican accent ] RHATID,

DEM AMAZING.

>> [ Jamaican accent ] OH, ME SEE DEM.

DEM SO BEAUTIFUL, OLD, WRINKLED, AND PALE.

>> NOT DEM, BOY - THE ONE NEXT TO DEM.

COME IN.

WE GO OVER THERE.

NOBODY MESS THIS UP, YOU KNOW.

LET'S GO.

>> I LIKE JAMAICA, BUT WHY IT GOT SO MANY JAMAICANS?

>> WAIT A MINUTE.

JAMAICANS COME IN VANILLA?

>> Honey Bee: Y'ALL SHOULDN'T BE LOOKING AT NO MEN ANYWAY.

WE CAME HERE TO GIVE YOUR SUCKERS AND FUCKERS A BREAK.

>> YEAH, WE NEED A BREAK FROM SUCKING AND FUCKIN' BUT YOU NEED

SOME SUCKING AND FUCKIN'! >> HELLO, LADIES.

I'M YOUR SERVER, DEXTER.

THIS IS SAINT, AND THIS IS JACQUES.

TOGETHER, WE ARE DEXTER SAINT JACQUES.

HORS D'OEUVRES?

>> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

>> Honey Bee: UNH-UNH!

THE DOCTOR SAID NO SEX, AND THAT INCLUDES FOOD THAT YOU CAN

FUCK >> HOW WE SUPPOSED TO ENJOY OUR

HO-CATION IF YOU DON'T RELAX?

>> Honey Bee: I'M RELAXED.

I'M HAVING A-A REAL GOOD TIME.

>> [ CHUCKLES ] THE ONLY THING HAVING A GOOD TIME IS THAT STICK

UP YOUR ASS.

>> MM, SHE'S RIGHT.

YOU NEED TO STOP BOTTOM BITCHING AND GET YOU SOME OF THESE

JAMAICAN HOT DOGS.

>> Honey Bee: [ SIGHS ] I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

BLACK DYNAMITE DID SEND ME HERE TO RELAX.

MAYBE I JUST NEED TO GO LAY ON THE BEACH.

>> NO, YOU NEED TO GET LAID ON THE BEACH.

[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, WE CAN HEAR YOUR PUSSY

WHEN YOU WALK, BITCH.

YOU TOO DRY, HOE.

>> Black Dynamite: SUEY! SUEY!

SUEY! SUEY!

>> Bullhorn: NOW, I AIN'T RACIST, AND I DON'T MEAN TO

CLOWN, BUT, DAMN, I WISH THERE WAS SOME MOTHERFUCKING MEXICANS

AROUND!

>> Cream Corn: [ CHUCKLES ] [ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

SHOULD HAVE BEEN A SUCKA.

>> Black Dynamite: GET THE PHONE, SUCKA.

>> Cream Corn: OH, NO NEED, BLACK DYNAMITE.

I PUT A SIGN BY THE PHONE THAT SAYS, "WE ALL WHORED OUT," SO WE

AIN'T EVEN GOT TO ANSWER.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] FRANK THE JOHN?

JOHN THE JOHN?

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

WHAT DO WE WANT?!

YOU SEE THESE ROCK-HARD DICKS? ! WE NEED SOME FUCKING AND SUCKING

AND WE NEED IT NOW!

AND IF YOU AIN'T GOT FUCKIN' AND SUCKING, WE'LL TAKE SOME SUCKING

AND FUCKING >> Cream Corn: DIDN'T Y'ALL HEAR

THE SIGN?

WE FRESH OUT OF HOES.

AREN'T Y'ALL MARRIED, ANYWAY?

>> OF COURSE WE'RE MARRIED.

WHY YOU THINK WE HERE?

LOOK, I CAN'T WALK AROUND LIKE THIS ALL DAY.

I-I WORK IN A SCHOOL WITH KIDS.

MY DICK IS HARDER THAN SLAVERY.

>> YEAH, THIS IS DANGEROUS, MAN.

I HAVE TO WALK HOME THROUGH A GAY NEIGHBORHOOD WITH ALL THIS.

>> COME ON, MAN.

YOU - YOU GOT TO HAVE A HOE UP IN THERE SOMEWHERE.

OOH, WHAT ABOUT THAT BIG, FAT LAFFY TAFFY BITCH?

WE - WE COULD SPLIT HER.

>> Cream Corn: BYE AND BYE!

>> [ GRUNTS ] [ GROWLS ]

[ ALL GROWLING ] [ TROPICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> ♪ OOH, YES ♪ ALL RIGHT

[ ALL SCREAMING ] >> BOB! AAH!

>> ♪ OOH, YEAH ♪ ALL RIGHT

[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ] >> OH, MY GOD!

>> ♪ WITH THE BIG, BLACK JAMAICAN TOOL ♪

♪ JAMAICAN >> [ Jamaican accent ] ME NAME'S

BOB - BOB MARLEY.

>> Honey Bee: [ SNORING ] [ TING! ]

AAH!

>> YEAH.

SHABBA.

>> Honey Bee: MMM. MMM.

MMM, THIS IS SOME GOOD JAMAICAN ICE CREAM.

SORRY FOR ALMOST KNOCKING YOUR HEAD OFF BACK THERE, BUT YOU

JUST CAN'T BE WALKING UP ON A BITCH ON THE BEACH.

>> THAT'S ALL RIGHT, DAUGHTER.

I WAS REALLY JUST TRYING TO PROTECT MY SPLIFF.

>> Honey Bee: NOW, WHAT YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS AGAIN?

MUSTAFAH MARLEY? MATUMBO?

WHAT - WHAT - WHAT?

>> BOB. BOB MARLEY.

I AND I IS A REGGAE STAR.

>> Honey Bee: WELL, I NEVER HEARD OF YOU.

MUST NOT BE THAT GOOD, BUT KEEP WORKING.

WHO KNOWS?

ONE DAY, YOU MIGHT BE AS FAMOUS AS MARLON JACKSON.

>> [ CHUCKLES ] ME ORIGINALLY WAS STUNNED BY

YOUR BEAUTY, BUT THE FACT YOU NO CARE WHO I AM A-TURN ME ON.

>> Honey Bee: GOOD, 'CAUSE I WAS TRYING NOT TO SAY NOTHING, BUT

YOU NEED TO COMB THAT NAPPY-ASS HAIR.

>> A COCONUT FOR MY LITTLE COCONUT.

>> HOLD UP. HOLD UP. HOLD...UP.

THE BOB MARLEY WOKE YOU UP AND SAVED YOU FROM GETTING

SUNBURNED?

>> Honey Bee: GIRL, YES, AND THEN HE CLIMBED UP A COCONUT

TREE, MASSAGED MY FEET, CARRIED ME IN HIS ARMS ALONG THE BEACH.

>> OH SHIT! THEN WHAT, GIRL?

THEN WHAT?

>> Honey Bee: THEN HE GOT FRISKY ON ME WHEN I LET HIM RUB SUNTAN

LOTION ON ME.

I KNOW GOOD AND DAMN WELL THAT THE INSIDE OF MY VAGINA CAN'T

GET SUNBURNED.

>> DEXTER, YOU DAMN LIAR.

>> ME CAN'T BELIEVE THE BIGGEST REGGAE STAR IN THE WORLD INVITED

US TO HIM PRIVATE REHEARSAL SHOW BEFORE THE ONE LOVE PEACE

CONCERT.

>> Honey Bee: FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T KNOW YOU.

SECOND, HE INVITED ME.

THIRD, I'M NOT GOING.

AND FOURTH, WHO THE FUCK WAS TALKING TO YOU?

>> FOR A WOMAN WHO RUN A WHOREHOUSE, YOU'RE PRETTY.

WHEN THE LAST TIME YOU LET A MAN BACK UP IN FRONT OF YOUR BUTT

FROM THE BACK?

>> HE'S RIGHT.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU FELT LOVE IN THE HEART OF YOUR

PUNANI?

>> Honey Bee: IT AIN'T BEEN THAT LONG.

10 YEARS, MAYBE.

>> CHILD, THAT THING PROBABLY DON'T EVEN WORK NO MORE.

[ CHUCKLES ] >> Honey Bee: MY LITTLE FUCKER

FUCKS JUST FINE.

I JUST DON'T FUCK WITH LOVE.

>> WELL, ME AND DEXTER FUCK WITH IT ALL NIGHT LONG.

[ LAUGHS ] >> WE DO?

OH, YEAH, WE DO.

WE FALL IN LOVE AT FIRST FUCK OR IS IT FUCK AT FIRST SIGHT?

ME FORGET.

>> [ SMOOCHES ] >> Honey Bee: UGH!

SUCKING AND FUCKIN' FOR FREE IS DISGUSTING!

NOW, I TAUGHT YOU HOES TO BE CLASSIER THAN THAT.

[ DOOR SLAMS ] >> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE

[ RATTLING ] [ ALL GROANING, SHOUTING ]

>> Cream Corn: BLACK DYNAMITE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO COME AND SEE

THIS.

[ ALL GROWLING ] >> Bullhorn: THESE JOHNS AIN'T

HAD SEX AND ARE ALL BACKED UP WITH SEMEN, AND IT'S DAMN-NEAR

TURNED THEM INTO HORNY, MINDLESS DEMONS.

>> Black Dynamite: WHAT SHOULD WE DO, CREAM CORN?

>> Cream Corn: I DON'T KNOW.

WHY YOU ASKING ME?

>> Black Dynamite: 'CAUSE YOU AND A MONK ARE THE ONLY ONES I

KNOW WHO CAN DEAL SUCCESSFULLY WITHOUT GETTING ASS FOR LONG

PERIODS OF TIME, AND THERE AIN'T NO MONK HERE I CAN ASK.

>> Bullhorn: WELL, WE CAN'T CALL THE POLICE.

THE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE OUT THERE, TOO, DRY HUMPING THE BUILDING

AND READY TO SCREW.

[ GLASS SHATTERS ] >> Cream Corn: WHAT ARE WE

WAITING FOR?

LET'S KILL THE WALKING DEAD DEAD!

>> Bullhorn: CREAM CORN, WE CAN'T DO THESE MOTHERFUCKERS NO

DAMAGE 'CAUSE THESE ZOMBIE JOHNS GOT US AT AN UNFAIR

DICK-ADVANTAGE.

>> [ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ] ♪ LET'S GO RAW

♪ I KNOW YOU UNDERSTAND ♪ RIGHT IN DE PALM OF MY HAND

♪ DON'T NEED DE RUBBER ♪ LET'S GO RAW

♪ I KNOW YOU'LL UNDERSTAND ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT?

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> Honey Bee: HUH, THAT'S

STRANGE.

DON'T Y'ALL KNOW HE AIN'T FAMOUS?

>> HEY, YOU LIKE ME SONG, EH?

>> Honey Bee: I-I GUESS IT SOUNDED GOOD, EVEN THOUGH I HAD

NO IDEA WHAT YOU WERE SAYING.

>> HONEY BEE, SOMETHING SPECIAL ABOUT YOU IN A JUBEE.

YOU HAVE ME SOUL.

I JUMP AROUND AND FLASH AND TURN UPSIDE DOWN AND FLIP-FLOP AND

SKYDIVE AND ALL KIND OF TING.

YOU KNOW WHAT ME SAY?

>> Honey Bee: I HOPE YOU GOT A BOB MARLEY-TO-ENGLISH DICTIONARY

'CAUSE YOUR BROKEN ENGLISH IS REALLY BROKEN, SO I DON'T

KNOW - >> YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT ME A-SAY

NOW?

>> Honey Bee: OOH, OH.

I-I GUESS I DO.

YOU KNOW, I-I USUALLY DON'T ALLOW MEN TO GET THIS CLOSE TO

ME, BUT FOR SOME STRANGE REASON, I DON'T HAVE MY GUARDS UP WITH

YOU.

YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO SAFE.

[ GUN COCKS ] >> IT'S TIME TO DIE, MARLEY!

[ GUN COCKS ] >> Honey Bee: WITH THE EXCEPTION

OF THESE THREE MOTHERFUCKERS WITH MACHINE GUNS!

WHAT THE HELL?!

>> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE

FUCK IS GOING ON?

>> NO WORRY, BEE.

JUST SOME MAN TRY AND KILL I.

>> [ Jamaican accent ] ME GOT YOUR ASS THIS TIME, BOY.

>> NO, I-I GOT HIM!

>> [ Jamaican accent ] NO, ME GOT HIM!

>> Honey Bee: [ GRUNTS ] [ CHUCKLES ]

COME ON!

[ GUNFIRE ] >> WAY TOO POSITIVE.

MUSIC TOO DAMN POSITIVE.

COME BACK HERE!

I GO AND BLOCK YOU!

I GO AND BLOCK YOU, BOB!

>> Honey Bee: OH!

[ BOTH SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] [ GUNFIRE ]

OOH!

[ TIRES SQUEAL ] [ GUNFIRE CONTINUES ]

>> Honey Bee: SHIT WITH ALL THIS DAMN WEED, I THOUGHT THIS

ISLAND WOULD BE WAY MORE PEACEFUL!

>> WELL, SOME PARTS ARE PEACEFUL.

>> Honey Bee: WHAT PARTS, BOB?!

>> UH, MOSTLY THE PARTS I'M NOT IN.

>> BUMBACLOT!

WHAT YOU GUYS DOING HERE?

>> ACCORDING TO MY BOB MARLEY ASSASSINATION SCHEDULE, IT'S THE

JAMAICA LABOUR PARTY'S TURN TO TRY AND KILL HIM.

>> NO, IT'S NOT.

MY SCHEDULE SAYS THE PEOPLE'S NATIONAL PARTY TURN.

LOOK HERE.

>> FOUL, FOUL.

THAT'S LAST YEAR'S SCHEDULE, MAN.

>> RHATID! YOU'RE RIGHT!

>> TOLD YOU.

AND WHO IS YOU?

>> I'M WITH THE C.I.A., ASSHOLE.

FUCK I GOT TO GO BACK AND GET MY ARM.

>> WHO ARE YOU, MAN?

I DON'T SEE YOU ON THE SCHEDULE.

[ ALL SCREAMING ] >> Honey Bee: AREN'T YOU AFRAID

OF PEOPLE TRYING TO KILL YOU?

>> ME A REBEL, MAN, WHO DON'T HAVE NO HELP, NOR TAKE NO BRIBE

AND FIGHT SINGLE-HANDED WITH THE MUSIC IN ME HEART FOR THE PEOPLE

THEM.

>> Honey Bee: FUCK FIGHTING WITH MUSIC.

YOU NEED A DAMN GUN, BULLETPROOF VEST, SOMETHING.

WELL, I GUESS IF YOU'RE NOT AFRAID TO DIE, I SHOULDN'T BE

AFRAID OF LOVE.

OHH, YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO SWEEP A BOTTOM BITCH OFF HER BOTTOM.

BOOYAKA! BOOYAKA!

>> Cream Corn: THE WHORES AIN'T PICKING UP.

WHEN THEY COMING BACK?

>> Black Dynamite: MAYBE THEY PUT A NOTE BY THE PHONE SO YOU

COULD READ IT.

[ GLASS SHATTERING ] DAMN, THE JOHNS ARE TRYING TO

FLOOD US OUT.

>> All: WE NEED WHORES!

GIVE US BRAINS!

>> Honey Bee: MM.

>> BABY, WHY YOU ALWAYS WEAR SO MUCH CLOTHES?

>> Honey Bee: I'M IN A BIKINI.

I'M DAMN-NEAR NAKED.

>> NO.

NOW YOU ARE.

WOW, JAH HAS CLEARLY, CLEARLY, CLEARLY BLESSED YOU.

YOU IS SO BEAUTIFUL...BOTH OF YOU.

>> Honey Bee: OH, MY GOSH.

>> YOU LIKE MY GIANT SPLIFF?

>> Honey Bee: MM-HMM.

I WANT TO SMOKE IT.

OH, A REAL SPLIFF?

OKAY, REALLY?

MM.

[ WATER SPLASHING ] YEAH.

[ MOANING ] [ ANIMALS SCREECHING ]

AHH!

BOOYAKA! BOOYAKA!

OHH, YOU JUST MADE UP FOR 10 YEARS OF NO ORGASMS IN ONE

NIGHT.

WHOO, MY VAGINA - SHE GOT HER GROOVE BACK, BUT YOU BLEW MY

BACK OUT.

>> WOULD YOU STAY IF ME PROMISED TO GIVE YOUR VAGINA IT GROOVE

BACK EVERY DAY?

>> Honey Bee: THIS IS BEAUTIFUL AND ALL, BUT THIS AIN'T GONNA

LAST, SWEETHEART.

I GOT TO GO BACK TO THE WHOREPHAN-

MM. MM.

MM.

>> ME LOVE YOU, BEE.

NOW WHAT YOU SAY, BABY?

>> Honey Bee: AW, DAMN!

I'M IN LOVE AT FIRST FUCK! [ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

>> [ MOANING ] [ WHIMPERS ]

>> Honey Bee: WHAT ARE YOU GIRLS DOING?

ARE YOU GIRLS SUCKING AND FUCKIN'?!

>> JUST GETTING A LITTLE LATE-NIGHT ROOM SERVICE.

>> Honey Bee: WELL, GUESS WHAT.

ME, TOO!

>> WHAT?!

HEY, Y'ALL!

BOB MARLEY KNOCKED THE DUST OFF HONEY BEE'S PUNANI!

[ LAUGHS ] COBWEBS AND ALL!

SO, WHEN YOU COMING BACK TO THE HOTEL TO GIVE US ALL THE

DETAILS, GIRL?

>> Honey Bee: WELL, THAT'S THE THING, SEE.

I'M NOT COMING BACK TO THE HOTEL.

I'M NOT LEAVING JAMAICA.

>> HONEY BEE, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

GIRL, THIS IS JUST HO-CATION DICK!

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL B.D.?

>> Honey Bee: TELL HIM I SAID, "GOODBYE."

>> YOU SURE, BEE?

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BEE.

ME A-TAKE YOU TO MEET ME FAMBLY.

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

[ LAUGHTER ] >> Honey Bee: OH, THERE'S A LOT

OF WOMEN AND CHILDREN HERE.

IT REMINDS ME OF MY WHOREPHANAGE.

I'M GONNA FIT RIGHT IN.

BUT WHO'S THIS HO?

IT IS A PLEASURE TO MEET BOB'S DEAR, SWEET MOTHER.

>> OH, NO, NO, NO.

RITA IS MY EMPRESS.

IT'S ME WIFE.

>> Honey Bee: WIFE?

WIFE, LIKE IN "WIFE," LIKE MARRIED WIFE?

[ GASPS ] >> RITA, MY NEWEST BABY.

THIS HONEY BEE.

>> [ Jamaican accent ] OH, SO YOU ARE THE WOMAN BOB IS

CHEATING ON THE WOMAN HE'S CHEATING ON ME WITH?

>> Honey Bee: [ STAMMERING ] >> CINDY, SAY HI TO HONEY BEE.

>> [ Jamaican accent ] HI, HONEY BEE.

MY NAME IS CINDY BREAKSPEARE, FORMER MISS WORLD AND BOB'S

NUMBER-ONE WOMAN AFTER RITA.

>> Honey Bee: UH, I AIN'T A ENGLISH MAJOR, BUT WOULDN'T THAT

MAKE YOU NUMBER TWO?

>> OH, YOU'RE WRONG, CHILD.

THAT WOULD MEAN THERE'S SOMEONE BEFORE ME AFTER RITA, AND THERE

IS NO ONE BEFORE ME AFTER RITA EXCEPT ME.

>> Honey Bee: OKAY, BEAUTY QUEEN WHO CAN'T COUNT.

>> DADDY! DADDY!

>> PAPA! PAPA!

>> DADDY!

>> Honey Bee: UH, "DADDY"?

I CAN'T.

I THINK I NEED SOME ANTIBIOTICS.

OOH!

[ THUDDING ] >> Cream Corn: THIS IS OUR LAST

DOOR.

>> Bullhorn: MAN, WE COULD HAVE AVOIDED THIS ENTIRE SITUATION.

NEXT TIME, WE SENDING THE JOHNS WITH THE WHORES ON HO-CATION.

>> Black Dynamite: OKAY, WE GOT TWO CHOICES.

ONE, WE GIVE THEM CREAM CORN, OR, TWO, WE PRETEND TO BE HORNY

ZOMBIES SO THEY DON'T DO WHATEVER HORNY ZOMBIES DO TO

PEOPLE WHO AIN'T HORNY ZOMBIES.

>> Cream Corn: FOR SOME REASON, I LIKE NUMBER TWO BETTER THAN

NUMBER ONE.

HOW DO WE DO IT?

>> Black Dynamite: REMEMBER THEIR FACES?

THEIR EYES ARE VACANT WITH A HINT OF SADNESS, LIKE A MAN WHO

AIN'T HAD NO PUSSY IN YEARS.

CREAM CORN, YOU JUST ACT NORMAL.

>> Cream Corn: I CAN DEFINITELY DO THAT.

>> Black Dynamite: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS, AND

WHAT I'M SAYING I DAMN-SURE CAN'T BELIEVE, BUT I'M-A NEED

YOU TO GET YOUR DICKS HARD.

>> Cream Corn: HUH?

>> Black Dynamite: LOOK, THE ONLY WAY TO PULL THE WOOL OVER

THEIR VACANT EYES IS WITH YOUR MORNING GLORY.

[ ALL GROWLING ] >> WE WANT EVERY PART OF THE

WHORES!

>> I NEED HOES UP UNDER ME!

I KNOW YOU GOT 'EM!

>> ME NO KNOW WHY YOU UPSET.

ME TELL YOU I WAS TAKING YOU TO MEET ME FAMBLY.

>> Honey Bee: YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE MARRIED WITH KIDS.

HOW MANY GIRLFRIENDS DO YOU HAVE, HUH, MR. GIANT SPLIFF?

>> WELL, THE BIBLE SAY, "BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY," AND IT

EASIER TO MULTIPLY IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE WOMAN TO BE

FRUITFUL WITH.

>> Honey Bee: OH, IT'S LIKE YOU SLEPT WITH THE WHOLE DAMN

ISLAND!

>> NO, NO, BABY.

I NOT AN ANIMAL LIKE THAT.

ONLY THE FEMALE HALF.

>> Honey Bee: OOH, I BETTER NOT HAVE CAUGHT NOTHING!

>> LOOK, BABY LOVE, LET'S HAVE THIS CONVERSATION LATER.

I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR THE ONE LOVE PEACE CONCERT.

>> Honey Bee: [ GRUNTS ]

OKAY, NEXT TIME, I'M GOING TO

THE PEACEFUL HALF OF JAMAICA.

>> DOES THIS MEAN YOU NOT SAY?

>> Honey Bee: I DO WANT TO STAY, BOB, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN

DO ALL THAT NUMBER ONE TO THE TWO AND TWO TO THE ONE OR THE

FOUR TO FIVE - HOWEVER Y'ALL DO ALL THAT SHIT

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL THESE ASSASSINATION

ATTEMPTS?

>> ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS ALWAYS PICK UP BEFORE A BIG CONCERT.

>> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE >> Cream Corn: OKAY, I'M READY.

>> Black Dynamite: I CAN'T TELL.

HERE. USE THIS.

MEET ME BY THE CAR WHEN WE GET OUT.

>> WE NEED WHORES!

[ ALL GROWLING ] >> Cream Corn: WHORES!

[ CLATTERING ] [ ALL SHOUTING, GROWLING ]

[ MID-TEMPO REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Honey Bee: THE WHITE BITCH.

AAH!

[ GRUNTS ] >> SO, IF IT ISN'T THE DARKER

LIGHT-SKINNED TRAMP BOB'S BEEN SLEEPING WITH.

>> Honey Bee: UH, HEY, BECKY, OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS, WHY ARE

YOU TRYING TO KILL BOB?

>> I'VE HAD ME EYE ON YOU EVER SINCE YOU COME TO JAMAICA.

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

BOB WAS MINE...AND ALL THE OTHER

WOMEN IN JAMAICA, BUT NOW IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU.

YOU THE ONLY ONE HE SEEMS TO WANT, AND HE GAVE YOU MY

NICKNAME, "BABY."

>> Honey Bee: YOU CRAZY BITCH.

EVERYONE CALLS EVERYONE "BABY."

I OUGHT TO SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!

[ BOTH GRUNTING ] >> [ LAUGHS ]

YOU THINK THAT'S ME ONLY MACHETE, YOU LIGHT DARK BITCH?

>> Honey Bee: LOOK, I DON'T CARE HOW MANY MACHETES YOU GOT -

WAIT.

WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?

[ BOTH GRUNTING ] >> AAH!

>> WAIT NOW, MON.

>> WHY YOUR HAIR NEVER COME OFF?

>> Honey Bee: MY TITTY!

>> AAH!

[ GRUNTS ] AAH!

[ BOTH GRUNTING ] >> Honey Bee: FAKE-ASS JAMAICAN

BITCH.

UGH.

[ SIGHS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

I'M ALMOST DONE PACKING SO WE CAN GO BACK TO HOPE ROAD.

>> ME HAD A TALK WITH CINDY.

SHE STILL WANT TO KILL YOU, BUT EVERY LICKLE THING'S GONNA BE

ALL RIGHT.

>> Honey Bee: GOOD.

NOW COME OVER AND GIVE ME THAT TUFF GONG.

>> OKAY, BUT ME WANT YOU MEET SOMEONE FIRST.

TIS IS YVETTE, WHO ME JUST MET ON ME WAY UP HERE.

SHE'S ME NEW NUMBER ONE TO ME NUMBER ONE.

>> Honey Bee: WHAT?!

OKAY, NOW, THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT!

SO LET ME GUESS - I'M SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR NUMBER TWO?

I DONE GOT SHOT AT, JUMPED OFF OF MOUNTAINS AND SHIT

OH, YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP.

>> NO, NO, YOU NEVER BE NUMBER TWO.

IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE JUST NOT NUMBER ONE.

>> Honey Bee: I KNOW YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON THAT TRULY DOES NOT

UNDERSTAND HOW THIS KIND OF SHIT WOULD MAKE A BITCH KILL

YOU, BUT I CAN'T DO THIS, BOB.

I-I'M GOING HOME.

>> I GET IT.

ME UNDERSTAND. RESPECT.

>> Honey Bee: RESPECT?

THAT'S IT?

WHAT HAPPENED TO, "GET UP, STAND UP, DON'T GIVE UP THE FIGHT"?

WHERE'S THE FIGHT FOR ME, BOB?

YOU KNOW WHAT?

Y'ALL GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BEFORE I KILL YOU, HER,

NUMBER THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, AND EVERY OTHER BITCH WITH A

DAMN NUMBER.

GET THE FUCK OUT!

[ SIGHS ] "DICKSIDENTAL"?

WHAT THE HELL IS A DICKSIDENTAL?

>> $5,000?

ALL WE HAD WAS SOME HOT DOGS AND SOME NUTS!

>> THAT, AND YOU GOT A WHOLE LOT OF ROOM SERVICE FROM DEXTER,

SAINT, JACQUES.

SAYS HERE YOU HAD THE BLUE MOUNTAIN DEW ME, SEVERAL

ALABAMA RUDE BOY SLAMMERS, THE TWO GIRLS, ONE COCK SEX

LITERALLY ON THE BEACH, ET CETERA, ET CETERA.

>> YOU MEAN DEXTER, SAINT, JACQUES ARE HE-WHORES?

>> MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN SUCKING AND FUCKIN' FOR MONEY.

THEN WE'D BE ABLE TO AFFORD ALL THE SUCKING AND FUCKIN' WE DID.

>> BOB, IF YOU LOVE HER, WHY YOU LET HER GO?

>> SHE SAVED ME LIFE.

SHE DESERVE A MAN WHO WILL BE TOTALLY DEDICATED, LOVE, AND

CHERISH HER, AND, MOST IMPORTANT, WON'T MAKE HER CUT

OFF HIM PENIS.

>> HONEY BEE, ARE YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT?

>> Honey Bee: I'LL BE FINE.

[ SNIFFLES ] OOH, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW MY

PUNANI'S GONNA LIVE WITHOUT HIM.

[ ALL GROWLING ] >> WHORES!

>> GIVE US BRAINS!

>> Black Dynamite: WHEN WE GET TO THE TOP, PULL UP THE LADDER

SO THEY CAN'T FOLLOW US.

YOU DIG?

>> Cream Corn: AAH! WHOA! WHOA!

HELP, BLACK DYNAMITE!

BECAUSE IF I GET TURNED INTO ONE OF THEM, I'M-A GET YOU, TOO.

>> Black Dynamite: CREAM CORN, SHUT UP BEFORE THEY PUT

SOMETHING IN YOUR MOUTH.

>> Cream Corn: IT'S TOO LATE!

[ WHIMPERS ] >> Black Dynamite: [ SIGHS ]

AW FUCK IT. AAH-SUEY!

>> HEY, Y'ALL! THE HOES IS BACK!

[ ALL GASP ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> HOES TO THE LEFT OF ME!

>> Black Dynamite: HONEY BEE, YOU'RE BACK!

I-I MEAN, HONEY BEE, YOU BACK.

>> [ LAUGHS ] YOU KNOW I'M-A MAKE BACK MY $5,000.

>> DAMN.

IT'S LIKE A HERO WHORES WELCOME.

>> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

WE HOME NOW!

[ ALL GRUNT ] >> Honey Bee: AHH.

IT'S GOOD TO BE NUMBER ONE AGAIN.

OH. [ CHUCKLES ] OH, WELL, AT LEAST I KNOW THAT'S

NOT A SPLIFF IN YOUR POCKET.

>> Black Dynamite: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, HONEY BEE, BUT

I AM HAPPY YOU DECIDED TO COME HOME EARLY.

>> Honey Bee: OH, THAT'S SO SWEET.

>> Black Dynamite: I MEAN, BUT WHO WOULDN'T BE HAPPY TO SEE A

PLANE FULL OF HOES COMING BACK FROM JAMAICA WHEN THEY

SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH OF ZOMBIE JOHNS WITH ERECTIONS?

>> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE >> WELL, I HAVE DETERMINED THAT

YOU WHORES ARE ALL WHORED OUT.

OH, AND, UH, THIS ONE'S ON ME.

>> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE

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