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>> ♪ HE'S DYNAMITE ♪ SO DYNAMITE
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♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH ♪ OOOHHH
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♪ AHHHH ♪ HE'S DYNAMITE
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♪ DY-NO, DY-NO ♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH
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♪ OOOOHHHH ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!
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>> THIS WEEK...
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>> RONDELL?
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RONDELL?
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RONDELL?!
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>> Black Dynamite: MOTHERLESS
AND FATHERLESS ORPHANS?!
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>> TRICK OR TREAT!
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>> Black Dynamite: DAMN, IT'S JUST PARENTED KIDS.
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HAVE Y'ALL SEEN A GROUP
OF ORPHANS ABOUT CHILD HEIGHT,
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WALKING WITH A SKINNY HALF-PIMP WITH A PERM?
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COME ON!
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YOU HAD TO SEE THEM.
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THEY WHERE DRESSED UP LIKE
A BUNCH OF LITTLE BIGFOOTS,
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GOBLINS, VAMPIRES, AND SHIT,
SORTA LIKE Y'ALL AND ALL THE
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OTHER KIDS RUNNING AROUND HERE.
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>> MAN, FUCK YOUR ORPHANS.
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NOW EITHER YOU GONNA GIVE
US SOME CANDY, OR WE TPing THIS
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WHOLE GOD DAMNED WHOREPHANAGE!
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>> Black Dynamite: FOOLISH KID TRICK-OR-TREATER!
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YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW!
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AH, SUEY!
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OKAY, I'M ONLY GONNA ASK YOU ONE MORE AGAIN.
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NOW, I'M LOOKING FOR SOME
ORPHANS WALKING AROUND WITH A
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SKINNY HALF-PIMP WITH A PERM.
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HAVE YOU SEEN THEM?!
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>> Honey Bee: MOVE, BLACK DYNAMITE.
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I GOT THIS.
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HERE YOU GO, KIDS.
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HMM, THAT'S STRANGE.
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I COULD HAVE SWORN WE HAD A WHOLE BOWL OF...
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I KNOW THIS NEGRO DIDN'T.
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>> Bullhorn: AT LEAST I LEFT
THE CANDY CORNS AND THE SUCKERS FOR
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THESE SUCKERS!
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BUT Y'ALL SHOULD KNOW NOT
TO LEAVE CHOCOLATE ROUND ME, 'CAUSE
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I WILL EAT THAT MOTHER FUCKERS!
>> Black Dynamite: DAMN THE
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SUCKERS AND CANDY CORNS!
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WE NEED TO BE FOCUSED ON ORPHANS AND CR CORN.
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NOW IT'S TWO MINUTES PAST
THEIR CURFEW, AND THEY STILL AIN'T
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HERE YET.
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ] THAT'S THEM!
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FRANK THE JOHN, AIN'T YOU
A LITTLE TOO OLD FOR TREATS?
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>> MAN, YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T
TRICK MY DICK WITH NO TREATS.
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I JUST WANT SOME PUSSY >> Honey Bee: I'M SORRY,
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FRANK THE JOHN.
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COME ON IN.
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GIRLS, YOUR TRICK IS HERE!
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>> Black Dynamite: I THINK
SOMETHING HAPPENED TO THEM,
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HONEY BEE.
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AND THE SOMETHING I'M THINKING IS SOMETHING BAD.
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>> Honey Bee: BLACK DYNAMITE, WILL YOU CALM DOWN?
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WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED?
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THEY'RE WITH CREAM CORN.
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ON SECOND THOUGHT...
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YOU MIGHT WANNA FIND THOSE KIDS.
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>> Cream Corn: HEY, BLACK DYNAMITE!
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>> Black Dynamite: I TOLD YOU
TO HAVE THESE ORPHANS BACK AT 7:31!
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WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO THEM, CREAM CORN?
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HUH?! HUH?!
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>> Cream Corn: LIKE WHAT, BLACK DYNAMITE?!
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>> Black Dynamite: LIKE, LIKE...
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SUCKTHAT DICK - THAT'S WHAT!
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>> Cream Corn: WHAT THE HELL IS SUCKTHAT DICK,
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BLACK DYNAMITE?
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>> Black Dynamite: SUCKTHAT DICK IS NOT A WHAT,
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CREAM CORN.
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HE'S A WHO, A WHY, AND A WHAT.
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THIS IS ONE FLASHBACK
BLACK DYNAMITE NEVER THOUGHT
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HE'D HAVE IN FRONT OF Y'ALL.
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BUT SINCE I ALREADY SPILLED
A FEW BEANS, I MIGHT AS WELL MAKE
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A MESS ALL OVER THE FLOOR.
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IT WAS HALLOWEEN AND I, AKA
TODDLER BLACK DYNAMITE, WAS LOST
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IN A DARK ALLEY LOOKING
FOR SOME TREATS BUT ENDED UP
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SURROUNDED BY TRICKS.
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>> YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?
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YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS, STUPID.
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>> Black Dynamite: NOW, TODDLER
BLACK DYNAMITE, HE AIN'T NEVER
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BEEN SCARED OF ANYTHING
THAT STOOD ON TWO LEGS TO TAKE A
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PISS.
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THAT WAS, UNTIL THE DAY I MET...
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SHIM.
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SOMETHING TOLD ME THIS TRICK
DIDN'T HAVE ANY TREATS THAT
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TODDLER BLACK DYNAMITE WOULD LIKE.
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BUT BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE
WAS WEARING A COSTUME, I TOOK MY
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CHANCES.
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AT THAT MOMENT HE LEANED DOWN,
STARING AT ME WITH THOSE BIG,
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BLOODSHOT RED EYES AND THOSE
LONG LADY EYELASHES AND SAID...
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>> SUCKTHAT DICK >> Black Dynamite: NOW, MY MAMA
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ALWAYS TOLD ME NEVER TO SUEY
A MOTHER FUCKA THAT DIDN'T HAVE
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BALLS.
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SO, A MAN IN A DRESS CONFUSED
TODDLER BLACK DYNAMITE.
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SO, I JUST CLOSED MY EYES
AND PEED ON MYSELF AND RAN AWAY.
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BUT DON'T WORRY.
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PEEING ON YOURSELF IS COOL
WHEN YOU'RE A BABY TODDLER.
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>> Bullhorn: LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
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YOU DIDN'T WANT THESE ORPHANS
OUT LATE GETTING A TREAT OR A
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TRICK BECAUSE A GROWN MAN
IN A DRESS WANTED TO SUCK TODDLER
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BLACK DYNAMITE'S DICK?
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AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
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>> Black Dynamite: SUEY!
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IT'S NOT FUNNY, BULLHORN!
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IF IT COULD HAPPEN TO ME
AS A TODDLER BLACK DYNAMITE, IT
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COULD HAPPEN TO THEM, TOO.
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>> Cream Corn: ALL I KNOW
IS YOUR CHILDHOOD TRAUMAS AIN'T
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ABOUT TO RUIN MY HALLOWEEN.
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THIS HOLIDAY IS SUPPOSED
TO BE ABOUT EVIL DEMONS AND SCARY
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SHIT, NOT SUCKTHAT DICK!
>> Honey Bee: YOU KNOW WHAT?
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CREAM CORN'S RIGHT, BLACK DYNAMITE.
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WE SHOULD GO OUT TONIGHT.
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>> Cream Corn: AS A MATTER
OF FACT, I GOT AN INVITATION TO A
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HALLOWEEN PARTY ACROSS TOWN.
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>> YAY!
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PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!
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>> Black Dynamite: CREAM CORN,
I TOLD YOU I JUST DON'T FEEL
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COMFORTABLE ABOUT THE
ORPHANS BEING OUT THIS LATE ON
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HALLOWEEN.
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>> Cream Corn: WHY DON'T WE
GET SOMEBODY TO ENTERTAIN THEM HERE,
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AND WE CAN GO OUT?
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>> Bullhorn: WHAT ABOUT
THAT LOCAL CAT, JOHN GACY?
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I HEARD HE'S GOT A KILLER
CLOWN KIDS-WATCHING AGENCY.
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>> Honey Bee: OOH, THAT'S
PERFECT, AND I CAN MAKE US SOME
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COSTUMES REAL QUICK!
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WHAT SHOULD WE BE, Y'ALL?
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>> Bullhorn: MAN, WE CAN'T
GO AS NO PUSSYFOOTING SINGERS,
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SUMO WRESTLERS, OR ROCK QUARRIERS!
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WE SHOULD GO AS A BADASS
STREET GANG AND CONVENIENTLY CALL
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OURSELVES THE WARRIORS!
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HONEY BEE, THIS GETUP IS OUT OF SIGHT!
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WE ARE GONNA KILL THEM
AT THE HALLOWEEN PARTY TONIGHT!
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>> Black Dynamite: BEE, I
MUST ADMIT, THESE ARE SOME TOUGH
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THREADS.
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HELL, I MIGHT WANT TO WEAR THIS EVERY DAY.
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>> Cream Corn: UH, HONEY BEE,
IS MY ASS SUPPOSED TO BE OUT IN THE
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BACK LIKE THAT?
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>> Honey Bee: UH, OF COURSE, CREAM CORN.
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I GAVE YOU THAT NEW PRINCE LOOK.
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>> Cream Corn: OOH-WHAA!
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COOL!
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>> Honey Bee: I ACTUALLY RAN OUT OF MATERIAL.
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SHHH!
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[ LAUGHS ] >> Black Dynamite: NOW, POGO,
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I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO KEEP THESE ORPHANS SAFE.
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IT'S HALLOWEEN, AND THERE'S
AN ASSLOAD OF SUCKTHAT DICK'S ON
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THE LOOSE.
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>> SURE, BLACK DYNAMITE.
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EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE JUST GREAT.
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NOW, WHO WANTS TO MAKE FOSTER BALLOON PARENTS?
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[ ALL GROAN ] >> Black Dynamite: ALL RIGHT,
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WARRIORS, LET'S ROLL.
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>> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!
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> OKAY, NO MORE FUCKIN' MAGIC
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TRICKS.
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IT'S TIME TO GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
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NOW, WHO WANTS TO GET SAWED IN HALF FIRST!
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>> ME!
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>> ME!
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>> ME!
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>> YOU DO UNDERSTAND THIS ISN'T A TRICK, RIGHT?
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I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO SAW YOU IN HALF.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SCREAMING
FOR YOUR LIVES RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
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[ ALL LAUGH ] NO, SERIOUSLY, I'M A SERIAL
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KILLER.
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I'M REALLY GONNA KILL YOU!
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[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
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>> THE HALLOWEEN PARTY IS ALIVE
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IN WEST HOLLYWOOD.
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GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE RIGHT
NOW, 'CAUSE EVERY TOM'S DICK
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IS IN HARRY.
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IT'S TIME TO PA-A-RTAY!
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>> ♪ AND HAVE OUR WAY WITH THOSE... ♪
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♪ HAVE OUR WAY WITH THOSE.
.. >> Black Dynamite: CREAM CORN,
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THIS PARTY LOOKS GAY.
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>> Cream Corn: I KNOW, RIGHT?
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EVERYBODY LOOKS SO HAPPY!
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>> Black Dynamite: NO,
I MEAN LIKE LITTLE RICHARD GAY.
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>> Cream Corn: THIS IS A HALLOWEEN PARTY.
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THOSE ARE JUST COSTUMES.
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>> WHOO!
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SHUT UP!
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>> Black Dynamite: I'M SORRY, Y'ALL.
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I-I-I CAN'T DO THIS.
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I-I-I CAN'T!
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>> Bullhorn: MAN, IT'S A SHAME
THAT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO
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LITTLE BLACK DYNAMITE WAY
BACK IN THE DAYS WOULD MAKE BIG
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BLACK DYNAMITE SCARED OF GAYS!
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>> Black Dynamite: NOW JUST
BECAUSE BLACK DYNAMITE FEELS
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UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT THAT DICK SUCKING BOOTH OVER
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THERE...
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>> THAT'S GONNA BE EXTRA.
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>> Black Dynamite: ...AND
THAT DRAG QUEEN RACE OVER HERE...
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>> AND THEY'RE OFF!
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COMING UP IN THE REAR, IT'S HERSHEY'S KISS.
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>> Black Dynamite: ...DOES
NOT MEAN BIG BLACK DYNAMITE IS
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SCARED OF GAY PEOPLE.
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CAN YOU DIG IT?
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>> BOOTY FOR BASE!
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GET YOUR HOT BOOTY FOR BASE!
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CREAM CORN, YOU SELLING ASS, TOO?!
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YOU NEED TO FIND ANOTHER
BLOCK 'CAUSE THIS IS ALL MINE.
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>> Black Dynamite: BASEHEAD,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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>> WHAT YOU THINK I'M DOING?
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TO A BASEHEAD, THIS GAY
BASH IS LIKE VALENTINE'S DAY TO A
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FLORIST.
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COME ONE, COME ALL!
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GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT!
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BOOTY FOR BASE!
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>> Black Dynamite: OKAY,
IT'S REALLY TIME TO GO NOW!
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>> Bullhorn: HOLD ON, BLACK DYNAMITE.
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I CAN'T GO NOWHERE TILL I FIND A LATRINE!
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THOSE CHOCOLATE BARS ARE
STARTING TO GIVE ME THE SHITS
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SOMETHING MEAN!
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>> OOH, LOOK AT MISS HIDE-YOUR-THING RIGHT HERE!
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>> BITCH, YOU KNOW HOW TO TUCK SOME BALLS.
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>> Honey Bee: WHY, THANK YOU!
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WAIT A MINUTE!
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JUST BECAUSE A BITCH GOT BIG
SHOULDERS DON'T MEAN SHE A MAN!
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>> Cream Corn: LOOK, BLACK DYNAMITE!
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THE PARADE IS STARTING!
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IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYBODY IS COMING OUT!
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THE PIPE LAYERS!
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HA HA HA HA!
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THE BEAN QUEENS!
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THE DLs!
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HA HA!
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>> Black Dynamite: I CAN'T
WAIT FOR BULLHORN ANYMORE.
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I'M A SPLIT.
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[ CROWD CHEERS ] [ SIGHS ]
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>> HERE SHE IS, THE QUEEN OF QUEENS!
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THE HEAD BITCH IN CHARGE!
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT, THE MOTHER OF THE
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CONFETTI PIRATES!
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THE ONE, THE ONLY...
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RIP TAYLES!
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>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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>> [ As Rip Taylor ] OH, MY GOODNESS!
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LEZZIES AND TRANNIES AND BEARS, OH, MY!
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THE FUTURE BELONGS TO US, BITCHES!
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NOW LOOKY, LOOKY HERE.
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WHAT DOES RIP TAYLES SEE BEFORE HIM?
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THE FIRST LADIES NEXT TO
THE BONE COLLECTORS, THE BROWNIE
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KINGS NEXT TO THE TURD BURGLARS,
THE PETER PUFFERS NEXT TO THE
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FAIRY BOTTOMS.
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AND NOBODY'S BLOWING ANYBODY...
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AWAY!
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[ CROWD LAUGHS ] THERE ARE JUST TOO MANY DAMN
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FAIRIES TO FIT IN THIS ONE
LITTLE CREVICE OF HOLLYWOOD.
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I MEAN, YES, WE RUN WEST HOLLYWOOD.
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WHAT ABOUT EAST HOLLYWOOD, NORTH HOLLYWOOD,
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SOUTH HOLLYWOOD?
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WELL, I SAY, HOLLY WOULD
IF HOLLY COULD, BUT HOLLY CAN'T,
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SO A GAY MOTHER FUCKER SHOULD!
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CAN YOU DIG IT?
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>> YEAH, YEAH!
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>> CAN YOU DIG IT?
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CAN...YOU...DIG...IT?
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>> I'M DIGGING IT RIGHT NOW.
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>> YOU? A SERIAL KILLER?
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COME ON, POGO!
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>> I'M SERIOUS!
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I DRESS UP LIKE A CLOWN SO
NO ONE WOULD EXPECT ANYTHING, AND
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THEN I VIOLENTLY MURDER PEOPLE.
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SEE?
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IT SAYS RIGHT HERE.
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"JOHN GACY, ALSO KNOWN
AS POGO THE CLOWN, IS A SERIAL
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KILLER."
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>> WOW!
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A REAL, LIVE SERIAL KILLER
RIGHT HERE IN OUR WHOREPHANAGE!
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MAN, THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST HALLOWEEN EVER!
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>> YOU JUST- YOU REALLY DON'T GET THIS, MAN.
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WHAT THE FUCK!?
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>> RIP TAYLES! RIP TAYLES!
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>> AS YOU ALL KNOW, WE HAVE
MANY POWERFUL CIVIC LEADERS WHO ARE
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VERY, VERY GAY.
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AND RIP TAYLES IS GONNA PULL
THEM OUT OF THEIR CLOSETS FOR
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THE STRAIGHT WORLD TO SEE!
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>> Bullhorn: UNISEX PORTA POTTIES!
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MAN, I TELL YOU, I'VE SEEN IT ALL!
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AND I WILL SPARE YOU THE
DETAILS OF WHAT'S GOING ON IN
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THOSE STALLS!
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>> Black Dynamite: OKAY,
BULLHORN IS BACK, AND THE CROWD
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IS STARTING TO LOOSEN UP.
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LET'S GO!
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>> Cream Corn: AW, MAN,
RIP TAYLES IS ABOUT TO TELL US
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WHO ALL THE GAY LEADERS ARE.
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DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW?
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>> Black Dynamite: LOOK, CREAM CORN.
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BLACK DYNAMITE AIN'T - >> THE FIRST NAME IS - OH,
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SHIT >> Black Dynamite: NO!
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>> SON OF A BITCH, I JUST GOT SHOT.
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HAS ANYBODY HERE BEEN SHOT?
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I MEAN, I'M ALREADY GONE, SO DON'T WORRY.
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TELL TIM I LOVE HIM.
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>> HERE, HOLD THIS!
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>> Cream Corn: OKAY!
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SAY WHAT?
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>> Black Dynamite: CREAM CORN!
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TOSS THAT GUN BEFORE THEY - >> AAHHH!
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>> HE'S THE ONE!
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THE WARRIORS DID IT!
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THE WARRIORS DID IT!
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>> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE! >> COME ON, BITCHES.
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LET'S GET 'EM!
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YOU'RE GONNA GET PUNCHED IN THE DICK.
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>> GET HIM!
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>> OH, YEAH!
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>> Cream Corn: THERE'S TOO
MANY OF THEM, BLACK DYNAMITE!
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WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
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SHOULD WE RUN?
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>> Black Dynamite: CREAM CORN,
BLACK DYNAMITE DON'T RUN FROM
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NO HOMOSEXUALS.
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IN FACT...
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>> OH, YOUR FRIENDS GONE?
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>> HUH?
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>> Black Dynamite: BEFORE
YOU ASK, I'M NOT RUNNING AWAY FROM
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THOSE FAIRIES.
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I'M RUNNING BECAUSE I
HAVE NOT DONE MY CARDIO TODAY.
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SO, FOR THE RECORD, THIS IS
JUST AN EXERCISE THAT BLACK DYNAMITE
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WAS GONNA DO, ANYWAY, RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT.
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>> OKAY, THIS THE MOST FUN
WE'RE GONNA HAVE ON HALLOWEEN, SO
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LET'S ENJOY IT BEFORE BLACK DYNAMITE GETS BACK.
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>> ORPHANS, POGO THE CLOWN
DOESN'T TAKE HIS SERIAL KILLING
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AS A JOKE.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU SHOULDN'T, EITHER, BECAUSE WHEN I - OH-OH!
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[ ALL LAUGHING ] THAT'S WHY YOUR PARENTS ARE
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DEAD!
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[ GROANS ] >> POOF!
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[ COUGHING ] POOF!
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WAIT! EVERYBODY STOP!
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I KNOW WHO SHOT RIP TAYLES!
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>> Black Dynamite: WELL,
WHO WAS IT, THEN, BASEHEAD?
335
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>> HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER?
336
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I WAS HIGH AT THE TIME!
337
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>> Bullhorn: DON'T HOLD BACK, BLACK DYNAMITE!
338
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JUST KICK SOME SISSY BEHIND,
AND EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT!
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>> Black Dynamite: I TRIED
TO HIT THESE SISSIES, BULLHORN, BUT
340
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I CAN'T, ALL RIGHT!
341
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>> Honey Bee: WHAT?! WHY NOT?!
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>> Black Dynamite: MY MOMMA
TOLD ME TO NEVER HIT ANYBODY
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WITHOUT BALLS, AND THAT'S
EXACTLY WHAT I'M NEVER GOING TO
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DO.
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HOW CAN I KICK THEIR ASSES
IN THE DICK IF I DON'T KNOW IF
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THEIR ASSES HAVE DICKS OR NOT?
347
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>> WE'RE GONNA KICK YOUR ASS.
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IT'S - OH, MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
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[ GAGS ] OH!
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OH, MY GOD.
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OH, MY GOD, I'M GONNA - [ GAGS ]
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OH, MY GOD, 'CAUSE THAT'S NOT A FART.
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SOMEBODY SHIT HIMSELF IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER.
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YOU ARE CRAZY.
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>> Bullhorn: I CANNOT TELL
A TALE, TINY OR TALL, BUT THIS
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RUNNING MIXED WITH THESE
MARS CANDY BARS DONE MADE ME SHIT
357
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IN MY DRAWERS!
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>> Black Dynamite: BULLHORN,
I THOUGHT YOU DROPPED YOUR LOAD
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BACK AT THE GAY BASH.
360
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>> Bullhorn: WELL, I TRIED
BUT I COULDN'T CONCENTRATE AT ALL.
361
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IT'S HARD TO SHIT WHEN
YOU'RE DODGING DICKS POKING
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THROUGH THE WALL!
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>> YEAH, YOU'RE AS GOOD AS DEAD.
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I'M GONNA CUT YOU ALL IN HALF.
365
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[ LAUGHS ] >> WHATEVER YOU DO, POGO, DON'T
366
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COME DOWN HERE!
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THERE'S NOTHING BUT ORPHANS
WAITING TO BE SERIAL-KILLED!
368
00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:06,750
[ ALL LAUGHING ]
369
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>> Cream Corn: WHAT SHOULD WE DO, BLACK DYNAMITE?
370
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SHOULD WE JUST BEND OVER AND TAKE IT?
371
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>> HEY, IF YOU CAN GET ME HIGH
AGAIN, I CAN TELL YOU WHO KILLED
372
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RIP TAYLES, AND Y'ALL WILL BE OFF THE HOOK!
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>> Honey Bee: HOW WE GONNA SCORE
SOME DAMN BASE IF EVERYBODY IN
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THE CITY WANTS TO KILL US?
375
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>> DON'T WORRY.
376
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I GOT A SECRET STASH AT SANTA MONICA PIER.
377
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,749
>> Cream Corn: BUT THAT'S LIKE TEN MILES AWAY!
378
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>> Bullhorn: MAN, SAVE THAT
FOR THE BIRDS, 'CAUSE AIN'T NO WAY
379
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IN HELL I'M RUNNING TEN
MILES WITH MY ASS DROPPING TURDS.
380
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>> Cream Corn: OOH, I KNOW!
381
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WE COULD CATCH THE BUS.
382
00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:39,749
I NEVER SEEN A GAY DUDE ON THE BUS.
383
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>> Black Dynamite: ALL RIGHT,
Y'ALL, WE NEED TO SPLIT UP AND
384
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THROW THESE LADIES... MEN...
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WHATEVER, PEOPLE OFF TRACK.
386
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HONEY BEE, CREAM CORN,
AND BULLHORN, YOU GO THAT WAY.
387
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BLACK DYNAMITE AND BASEHEAD
ARE GONNA GET HIS BASE AT THE
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SANTA MONICA PIER.
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MEET US THERE.
390
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ON ONE...
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BREAK!
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>> Bullhorn: HMM?
393
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HUH, WHAT? WHO?
394
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>> LOOK, ORPHAN, NORMALLY
I WOULD TURN THIS WHOLE PLACE INTO
395
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AN OCEAN OF BLOOD.
396
00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:03,749
BUT IF YOU COME DOWN FROM THERE
RIGHT NOW, I PROMISE I'LL JUST
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LEAVE A LITTLE PUDDLE.
398
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:07,749
>> DO YOU POGO PROMISE?
399
00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:09,749
>> I DOUBLE POGO PROMISE.
400
00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:12,750
>> OKAY! HERE I COME.
401
00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:17,749
>> ARE YOU THROWING FUCKING DILDOS?
402
00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:19,749
>> I JUST GOT WORD THAT
THE WARRIORS HAVE DONE A NICE
403
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SEXY-ASS SPLIT.
404
00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:23,749
BUT YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR
ASSES, BECAUSE HERE COME THE
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RUMP RANGERS, AND THEY ARE
READY TO RIDE YOU LIKE A RODEO!
406
00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:29,749
YOU BETTER GIDDYUP NOW!
407
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:34,749
[ SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE
] >> BLACK DYNAMITE, I CAN'T RUN
408
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:35,749
NO MORE!
409
00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:36,749
A BASEHEAD NEEDS A BREAK!
410
00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:38,749
>> Black Dynamite: WELL, YOU
KNOW I CAN'T BE FIGHTING NO LADY
411
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:39,749
MEN.
412
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SO, IF WE TAKE A BREAK WE'RE IN TROUBLE!
413
00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:47,800
>> NE-E-E-IGH!
414
00:13:47,801 --> 00:13:49,749
I'M A HORSE, BITCH.
415
00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:50,749
>> DAMN!
416
00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:53,749
I ONLY SEE SHIT LIKE THIS WHEN I'M HIGH.
417
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,749
>> Black Dynamite: BUT YOU
KNOW WHAT THEIR MISTAKE WAS,
418
00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:56,749
BASEHEAD?
419
00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:58,749
NOT DRESSING UP LIKE LADIES,
WHICH MEANS BLACK DYNAMITE DOES
420
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:01,749
NOT FEEL LIKE HIS CODE OF ETHICS
ARE BEING VIOLATED, WHICH MEANS
421
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:04,749
THESE RUMP RANGERS ARE IN
FOR ONE LITERAL AND FIGURATIVE ASS
422
00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:06,750
WHOOPIN'.
423
00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:09,750
OH, SUEY!
424
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,749
>> HA HA!
425
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,749
YOU ROASTED THOSE RUMP RANGERS.
426
00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:24,749
CREAM CORN, YOU SELLING ASS, TOO?
427
00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:26,749
>> Black Dynamite: YOUR
MEMORY IS SLIPPING BY THE SECOND.
428
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:30,749
WE GOTTA GET THAT BASE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
429
00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:32,749
>> Cream Corn: LOOKS LIKE WE SHOOK 'EM.
430
00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:34,749
>> Bullhorn: MAN, I CAN'T RUN NO MORE.
431
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:37,749
I TELL YA, I CAN'T, ESPECIALLY
SINCE I DONE POOPED IN MY PANTS!
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00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:38,749
>> Honey Bee: DAMN!
433
00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:40,749
>> Cream Corn: OOH, THERE'S
A BUS STOP THAT GOES RIGHT TO THE
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SANTA MONICA PIER.
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00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,749
>> Bullhorn: OH!
436
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:46,749
FUCK THE BUS STOP, I'M
LOOKING AT THEM BADASS BITCHES
437
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:47,749
IN FISHNETS AND TUBE TOPS.
438
00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:48,749
PARDON ME, LADIES.
439
00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:52,749
I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND PUSHY,
BUT WE SURE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE
440
00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:55,749
SOME OF YOUR PUSSY >>
MMM, I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE
441
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:56,749
MY PUSSY RHYME.
442
00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:57,749
>> Honey Bee: COME ON, BULLHORN!
443
00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:58,749
NOW YOU KNOW WE GOT TO MEET BLACK DYNAMITE AT
444
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SANTA MONICA PIER!
445
00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:01,749
NOW, YOU TWO CAN'T BE PLAYING AROUND!
446
00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:04,749
>> Cream Corn: WHERE Y'ALL
TWO MUSCULAR CHUNKALICIOUS LADIES
447
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:06,749
GOING TONIGHT BESIDES MY WET DREAMS?
448
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:07,749
HA HA.
449
00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:08,749
>> Honey Bee: UH, THIS AIN'T...
450
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:10,749
THAT'S - THEY'RE NOT - DO Y'ALL NEED GLASSES?
451
00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:12,749
>> OH, WE GOING TO THE BIG GAY AFTER BASH.
452
00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:15,749
YOU BOYS WITH BIG, BOUNTIFUL,
BEAUTIFUL BALLS WANT TO COME?
453
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:17,730
>> Honey Bee: THIS IS NOT OUR BUS, Y'ALL!
454
00:15:17,731 --> 00:15:18,749
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON OUR WAY TO THE- UGH!
455
00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:20,749
THAT'S - OH, SO, WE'RE ADVENTUROUS NOW?
456
00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:22,749
OKAY, SO, WE'RE JUST GONNA TAKE AN ADVENTURE NOW?
457
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:23,800
OKAY.
458
00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:26,749
>> OOH, CHILD, THAT'S CRAZY.
459
00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:28,749
YOU'RE CRAZY!
460
00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:30,749
>> Honey Bee: OKAY, NOW, Y'ALL HAD YOUR FUN.
461
00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:31,749
NOW WE GOT TO GO!
462
00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:32,749
>> AW, COME ON.
463
00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:33,749
THEY JUST GOT HERE.
464
00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,749
>> YEAH, WE GOT A BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU TWO.
465
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:38,749
I HOPE YOU LIKE PACKAGES, CAUSE
WE GOT A SWEET SET OF SEXY SACKS
466
00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:39,749
FOR BOTH OF YOU.
467
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:41,749
>> Cream Corn: THE BIGGER THE BETTER, BABY.
468
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:43,749
SHOW ME TO THEM SWEET AND SEXY SACKS.
469
00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:45,749
>> Honey Bee: WHAT THE HELL?!
470
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:48,749
NOW, THIS IS JUST GETTING JUST REALLY RIDIC-
471
00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:50,749
>> Bullhorn: HELL, YEAH, I LIKE TO PARTY!
472
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:51,749
NO IFS ANDS OR BUTS!
473
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:54,749
HOW CAN A MAN RESIST WITH
THESE TITTIES, THESE THIGHS, AND
474
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:55,749
THESE BIG-ASS...
475
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:56,749
>> Cream Corn: WHAT THE?!
476
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:57,749
>> Bullhorn: ...NUTS!
477
00:15:57,750 --> 00:16:00,749
>> Cream Corn: AAHHH!
478
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,749
>> THEY KILLED RIP TAYLES!
479
00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:04,749
HERMORPHADYKES ATTACK!
480
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:05,749
GET THEM!
481
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:06,749
>> Bullhorn: LET'S SPLIT!
482
00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:07,749
THEY GOT DICKS!
483
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:09,749
AAHHH!
484
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,749
>> Cream Corn: AND I WAS
JUST STARTING TO LIKE HER, TOO!
485
00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:12,749
>> Honey Bee: YOU KNOW WHAT?
486
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:13,749
THAT'S WHAT THE HELL Y'ALL GET!
487
00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:15,749
>> Bullhorn: NOW I DONE
FUCKED SHE-ELEPHANTS, WHALES,
488
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:16,749
DINOSAURS, AND ALL!
489
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:20,750
BUT I WOULD NEVER FUCK
A WOMAN WITH MAN-SIZED BALLS!
490
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:30,749
>> THE HERMORPHADYKES COULDN'T GET THE JOB DONE.
491
00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:34,749
MAYBE IT WASN'T THEIR TURN
TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET JUST YET.
492
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:36,749
WELL, STICK 'N BALLS, IT'S YOUR TURN UP TO BAT.
493
00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:39,749
AND, WARRIORS, THESE BITCHES
SURE AIN'T AFRAID TO COME OUT TO
494
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:40,749
PLAY.
495
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,749
>> Black Dynamite: BASEHEAD,
I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HELL WE ARE
496
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:44,749
RIGHT NOW.
497
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:49,749
AND WHEREVER WE ARE, I COULDN'T
TELL YOU WHERE THE HELL IT WAS.
498
00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:51,070
WE GOT A PROBLEM, BASEHEAD.
499
00:16:51,071 --> 00:16:52,749
I CAN'T TELL IF THEY'RE MEN OR WOMEN.
500
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,749
ARE THOSE SOFTBALL BATS OR BASEBALL BATS?
501
00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:57,749
>> WHY, THAT'S A VERY GOOD QUESTION!
502
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:58,749
>> PLAY BALL!
503
00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:01,749
>> ALTHOUGH THE DIFFERENCES
BETWEEN A SOFTBALL BAT AND A
504
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:04,749
BASEBALL BAT ARE NOT MONUMENTAL, THEY DO EXIST.
505
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:07,750
SOFTBALL BATS HAVE A MAXIMUM BARREL OF 2 1/4".
506
00:17:07,751 --> 00:17:11,749
ON THE OTHER HAND, BASEBALL
BATS HAVE A MAXIMUM DIAMETER OF
507
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:13,749
2 3/4" AND HAVE A LONGER RANGE.
508
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:15,550
>> Black Dynamite: ANYTHING ELSE?!
509
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:18,749
>> SOFTBALL BATS HAVE
TWO MARKINGS THAT BASEBALL BATS
510
00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:19,749
DON'T HAVE.
511
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:24,749
ONE OF THESE MARKINGS IS
THE ASA LOGO, WHICH ALL SOFTBALL
512
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:25,749
BATS MUST HAVE.
513
00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:27,749
>> Black Dynamite: WELL, THERE
ARE NO MARKINGS ON THIS BAT,
514
00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:29,749
WHICH MEANS IT'S NOT A SOFTBALL
BAT, WHICH MEANS THEY'RE
515
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:32,749
BASEBALL PLAYERS, WHICH MEANS
THE STICK 'N BALLS GOT STICKS
516
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:35,749
AND BALLS!
517
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:38,749
SUEY!
518
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:39,749
MAN, I WISH WE HAD A MAP.
519
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:41,749
>> MAN, WE DON'T NEED A MAP!
520
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:44,749
I CAN SMELL BASE FROM A MILE AWAY.
521
00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:50,749
[ INHALES DEEPLY ] THAT'S GONNA BE SOME GREAT
522
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:54,749
SHIT. IT'S THATAWAY!
523
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:57,749
[ SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE ] >> SHH!
524
00:17:57,750 --> 00:17:58,749
>> SHH!
525
00:17:58,750 --> 00:17:59,749
>> SHH!
526
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:00,749
>> SHH!
527
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:00,749
>> SHH!
528
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:01,749
>> SHH!
529
00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:04,749
>> SHH!
530
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:05,749
OHH!
531
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:08,749
>> ALL RIGHT, ORPHANS, LET'S
MAKE THIS A SERIAL-KILLING
532
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:11,750
HALLOWEEN NIGHT TO REMEMBER!
533
00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:16,749
HEE-YAH!
534
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:19,749
>> OH, IT IS ALMOST MORNING,
QUEENS, AND I AM AS MAD AS A
535
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:20,749
FRESH FUCKED FOX IN A FIRE.
536
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:22,749
THE WARRIORS HAVE SLIPPED
THROUGH YOUR SOFT HANDS YET
537
00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:23,749
AGAIN.
538
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:24,749
>> Black Dynamite: GOOD.
539
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:25,749
Y'ALL MADE IT.
540
00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:26,749
WE ARE ALMOST HOME FREE.
541
00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:27,749
>> Cream Corn: WAIT A MINUTE!
542
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:28,749
THIS AIN'T OVER YET, BLACK DYNAMITE.
543
00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:29,749
LISTEN TO THIS.
544
00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:32,749
>> LOOKS LIKE THE WARRIORS
HAE HIT THE PIER, QUEERS.
545
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:33,749
IT'S UP TO YOU, MONEY SHOTS!
546
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:34,749
YOU'VE GOT THE JUICE.
547
00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:37,749
NOW REALLY POUR IT ON THICK!
548
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,749
>> Black Dynamite: Y'ALL HANDLE
THE MONEY SHOTS AND TRY NOT TO
549
00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:40,749
GET WHATEVER THAT IS ON YOU.
550
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:41,749
NOW, WHERE THE HELL'S THAT BASE, BASEHEAD?
551
00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:44,749
>> IT'S UP ON THAT THERE FERRIS WHEEL.
552
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:46,750
>> Black Dynamite: [ SIGHS ] SUEY!
553
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:54,749
THERE'S NOTHING HERE, BASEHEAD!
554
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:55,749
>> OH, YEAH?
555
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:56,749
YOU KNOW WHAT?
556
00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:58,749
I ALREADY SMOKED THAT BASE.
557
00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:01,749
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN
TAKE ME BACK TO THE GAY BASH?
558
00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:03,749
>> Black Dynamite: GOD DAMN IT, BASEHEAD!
559
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:04,749
HONEY BEE, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MONEY SHOTS?
560
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:06,749
>> Honey Bee: SHIT AFTER
ONE SHOT, THE MOTHER FUCKA'S FELL
561
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:07,749
ASLEEP.
562
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:10,750
[ ALL SNORING ]
563
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,749
>> WARRIORS! COME OUT LIKE A GA-A-A-Y!
564
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:15,749
WARRIORS!
565
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:17,749
COME OUT LIKE A GA-A-A-Y!
566
00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:20,749
[ GUN COCKS ] THANK YOU, BASEHEAD.
567
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:23,749
>> Cream Corn: BASEHEAD, YOU SOLD US OUT, SUCKER!
568
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:25,749
>> YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!
569
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:26,749
WAIT. I DID?
570
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:27,749
WELL, WHAT Y'ALL EXPECT?
571
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,749
I'M A BASEHEAD!
572
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:32,749
>> I BET YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY
WE SET YOU UP AND WHO WE ARE, HUH?
573
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:34,749
>> Black Dynamite: WELL, I
KNOW WHO YOU ARE, J. EDGAR HOOVER,
574
00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:36,749
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU
SET UP MY MAN, CREAM CORN.
575
00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:37,749
>> OH, MY GOD!
576
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:39,490
WHO THE FUCK TOLD BLACK DYNAMITE?!
577
00:19:39,491 --> 00:19:42,570
I SWEAR, I AM GOING TO PUNCH
SOMEBODY IN THE FUCKING DICK!
578
00:19:42,571 --> 00:19:44,749
>> Black Dynamite: EVERYBODY
ALREADY KNEW YOU WERE STRICKLY
579
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:45,749
DICKLY.
580
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:46,749
PLUS, THAT WIG AIN'T HIDING
THAT UGLY FACE OF YOURS.
581
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,749
SO, ARE YOU THE ONE THAT KILLED RIP TAYLES?
582
00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:49,749
>> YEAH, IT WAS ME!
583
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:51,490
I WANTED TO KEEP HIM FROM OUTING ME!
584
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:52,749
AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY
WITH IT, TOO, IF IT WASN'T FOR
585
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,749
YOU DARN KIDS.
586
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:55,749
>> Black Dynamite: J. EDGAR
HOOVER, SINCE I GOT YOU HERE,
587
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:58,749
BLACK DYNAMITE'S GONNA NEED
YOU TO EXPLAIN TO HIM WHAT A TRANNY
588
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:00,749
IS, BECAUSE JUST WHEN HE THOUGHT
HE HAD THIS HOMO SHIT FIGURED
589
00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:02,749
OUT, IT JUST GOT ONE DICK DEEPER.
590
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:04,749
>> OKAY, SERIOUSLY, YOU REALLY WANT ME TO -
591
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:06,749
[ SIGHS ] ALL, RIGHT, THERE'S HOMOS,
592
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:07,749
TRANSSEXUALS, AND TRANSVESTITES.
593
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:09,749
HOMOS DRESS LIKE MEN BUT LIKE MEN.
594
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:10,749
TRANSSEXUALS GET THEIR GENITALS SWITCHED.
595
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,749
THEY HAVEN'T REALLY GOT
THAT SURGERY PERFECTED YET.
596
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:14,749
THAT'S PRETTY NEW, SO
THEY AREN'T TOO MANY OF THEM.
597
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:16,749
TRANSVESTITES ARE MEN WHO DRESS UP LIKE WOMEN.
598
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:17,749
THEY COULD LIKE MEN OR NOT LIKE MEN.
599
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,749
THE FIRST LADIES HERE
FIT INTO THE LATTER CATEGORY.
600
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:22,749
>> Black Dynamite: SO, WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING IS THAT YOU STILL
601
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:22,749
HAVE YOUR BALLS INTACT.
602
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:24,749
>> CORRECT.
603
00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:25,749
>> Black Dynamite: SO, WHAT
I REALIZE NOW IS THAT MOST OF
604
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,749
Y'ALL ACTUALLY HAVE BALLS.
605
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:29,749
AND AT FIRST I WAS CONFUSED
WITH ALL THE DRESSES AND WHATNOT.
606
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,749
BUT EVERYTHING'S CLEAR TO BLACK DYNAMITE NOW.
607
00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:34,749
>> WELL, I'M GLAD YOU CAME TO THAT REALIZATION.
608
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:37,749
NOW PREPARE TO DIE!
609
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:39,750
>> All: AAH!
610
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:44,750
>> HUH?
611
00:20:45,551 --> 00:20:47,749
OKAY, WHAT, SERIOUSLY?
612
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:48,749
YOU CAUGHT MY LOAD IN YOUR MOUTH?
613
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:51,749
THAT IS SOOOO GAY!
614
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,749
>> Black Dynamite: J. EDGAR
HOOVER, NOBODY SHOOTS HIS LOAD
615
00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:56,749
AT BLACK DYNAMITE'S FACE
AND LIVES TO TELL ABOUT IT, YOU
616
00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:59,750
GAY-ASS MOTHERFUCKA!!! >> AAHHH!
617
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:03,750
>> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!
618
00:21:07,771 --> 00:21:10,749
>> WE HEARD J. EDGAR HOOVER'S CONFESSION.
619
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:11,749
SORRY ABOUT ALL THE TROUBLE.
620
00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:12,749
YOU WARRIORS ARE GOOD...
621
00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:13,749
REAL GOOD.
622
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,749
>> Black Dynamite: A GAY-ASS
LIFESTYLE IS STILL A LIFESTYLE
623
00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:17,749
NONETHELESS.
624
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:18,749
SO, HOWEVER YOU ROLL, YOU'RE STILL A FRIEND OF
625
00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:19,749
BLACK DYNAMITE.
626
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:20,749
HEY, YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.
627
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,749
DO I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE?
628
00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:23,749
>> MMM, I DON'T THINK SO.
629
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:24,749
BUT UH...
630
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:27,749
SUCKTHAT DICK.
631
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:28,749
>> Black Dynamite: SUEY!
632
00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:31,750
>> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!
>> Black Dynamite: I SURE AM
633
00:21:31,751 --> 00:21:36,630
GLAD I DIDN'T LET THE ORPHANS
COME TO THAT HALLOWEEN PARTY.
634
00:21:36,631 --> 00:21:38,749
YOU SEE, CREAM CORN, I
TOLD YOU ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN.
635
00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:42,749
[ ALL CLAMORING ] >> MAN, YOU MISSED IT,
636
00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:43,749
BLACK DYNAMITE!
637
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:44,749
WE HAD SO MUCH FUN.
638
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:46,749
MAN, POGO THE CLOWN TRIED
TO SERIAL-KILL US, AND WE THREW
639
00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:49,749
DILDOS AT HIM, AND HE SLIPPED IN SOME KY JELLY!
640
00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:51,749
THIS IS THE BEST HALLOWEEN EVER!
641
00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:56,749
>> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE! [ POGO WHIMPERING ]
642
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,750
♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!
643
00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,750
♪♪♪
644
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:06,350
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