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Leon St. James
for Anaconda Malt Liquor.
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With the delectable combination
of the finest barleys and hops...
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...it's the only malt liquor...
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...that carries the seal of excellence
from Uncle Sam himself.
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And when you pop the top,
the panties drop.
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Is that Anaconda Malt Liquor?
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The only malt liquor to be approved
by the United States government?
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That's right. Anaconda Malt Liquor.
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Anaconda Malt Liquor,
brewed in Piedmont, Georgia.
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Gentlemen, every one of you
are the most respected men...
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...in your region.
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Doing business with me,
you'll find you'll be protected...
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...and you will be supplied
with as much as you can distribute.
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However, one of us here
is not who he appears to be.
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Come on, you jive turkeys.
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What kind of rundown is this?
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Look, man...
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...I gotta get back to the streets
where I come from, sucker.
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Hold it.
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I told you jive chumps,
I ain't no snitch.
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Who said you were?
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He's dead.
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My God, men.
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Do you know what this means?
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Do you know whose brother...?
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This ghetto is gonna be turned
upside-down, I tell you, upside-down.
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The streets are gonna run crimson
with the blood of the men...
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...responsible
for his brother's death.
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Man I am speaking of
is a veritable one-man army.
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And if you get on his bad side,
brother, you're done for.
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It's only a matter of time
before he finds out...
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...and when he does,
no matter where he is...
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...get ready, gentlemen,
because hell's a-coming.
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Corning, coming, coming.
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Black Dynamite,
that was the best loving I ever had.
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Me too.
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That goes triple for me.
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Mama, you're gonna wake up
the rest of the bitches.
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I wanna tell you a story
about a friend I've had.
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He's a mean motherfucker
and he's super bad.
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So grab onto your seats
and hang on tight...
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...while I tell you a story
about Black Dynamite.
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Yeah?
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Dynamite, baby,
Nipsy still ain't paid up.
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Solid. I'm on it, Bee.
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Who's there?
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I'm looking for Nipsy.
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There's no Nipsy here.
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Now, I'm gonna ask you
one more time.
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Where's Nipsy?
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Here I am, sucker.
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Honeybee,
what's happening, baby?
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Black Dynamite.
What did you do to Nipsy?
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Now, word on the street
is that he's gonna be in traction.
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You know me. I just talked to him.
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Thank you, Black Dynamite.
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I'm so happy-
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Hey, they mess with you, Mama,
they're messing with me.
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Black Dynamite, I wanna thank you
for taking care of us girls...
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...while we was down and out
and didn't have no pimp.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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Ain't nobody seen Pimpin' Jake
for two days...
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...and he ain't been by here
with your money.
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- And--
- I knew I forgot something.
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Tiny.
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Get Pimpin' Jake out of my trunk.
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Tell him the rest by Wednesday
or I'll make him stick himself.
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I'm sorry. Go on, Bee.
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They replaced the chain on your
nunchucks and oiled the bearings.
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They're sitting there on your desk,
next to the dry cleaning.
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All right. What's wrong, Honeybee?
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I've known you too long.
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Now, if something's bothering you,
why don't you lay it on me?
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Black Dynamite,
I got to go to the hospital.
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It's my little nephew, Bucky.
He OD'd.
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Where is Bucky
and what has he had?
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It's that new drug on the street.
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All the kids are falling prey to it.
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What we gonna do,
Black Dynamite?
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I know what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna fight.
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The only way I know how.
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Ever since I was a boy,
all I knew was how to fight.
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Fight, fight, fight.
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And when I got tired,
I would fight some more.
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And now that the Man
has got our backs to the wall...
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...I ain't gonna let him hurt the kids.
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I'm gonna take him down.
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I'm gonna take them all down.
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Who the hell is interrupting
my kung fu?
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- Who the hell is this?
- Black Dynamite, it's your Aunt Billy.
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How many times
I told you not to call here...
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...and interrupt my kung fu?
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It's bad news, Dynamite.
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It's your only brother, Jimmy.
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He's dead, Dynamite.
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Jimmy's dead.
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Scram.
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Scram.
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I said split.
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Shake the scene, you turkeys.
Get out of my house.
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I'll see you all tomorrow.
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How did it happen, Aunt Billy?
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They found him shot full of holes
in an old shipping yard.
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Dead as a dog.
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Said he had drugs on him.
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I guess he was still on that stuff.
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Now, I thought you promised
your mama on her deathbed...
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...you was gonna get him
off that stuff, Black Dynamite.
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Whoever did this is gonna pay.
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I can promise you that.
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Well, I hope it ain't like
when you promised your mama...
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...you was gonna get him
off of that stuff...
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...for the rest of his natural life--
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Black Dynamite,
I want you to promise me...
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...that you'll look after your brother...
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...and make sure
he doesn't end up on drugs...
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...or dead.
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I promise.
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Jimmy, I am 18-year-old
Black Dynamite...
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...and you are my 16-year-old
kid brother...
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...and you are high
as a kite yet again.
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Who gave you the drugs, Jimmy?
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Who?
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Your mama would turn over
in her grave...
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...if she were here to see this.
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She loved Jimmy with all her heart.
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You promised your mama
on her deathbed...
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...that you would look after Jimmy.
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Now he's dead.
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I scoured the crime scene
like you told me to.
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Dig what I found.
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Now, this is some heavy shit.
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Freeze, turkeys.
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I see you haven't lost your touch,
B.D.
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O'Leary?
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The old "pie on the windowsill" trick.
I can't believe I fell for that.
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That was the same trap you used
in Nam to save my ass.
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B.D. took our fatigues
and put them on two dead gooks.
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I remember we circled back
and turned the tables.
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I guess you forgot about the time
you and Bravo company...
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...left my black ass for dead, huh?
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But I remember.
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I remember everything.
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I remember Vietnam
like it was yesterday.
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I remember that village
in Tainan that we cut down.
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It was a massacre.
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All the dead Chinamen
we left in our tracks.
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I remember the faces, the children.
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This one child I'll never forget.
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Poor little bastard was still alive.
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His little Chinese legs
were blown clean off.
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Still see his little shins and feet...
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...hanging from the ceiling fan
across the hut.
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He was charred from his head down
to his little Chinese knees.
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He tried to get up...
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...but he fell over when what was left
of his right leg broke off.
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As he laid there flat on his face...
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...he looked up at me.
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His little Chinese eyes
burned right into my stomach...
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...deep into my soul.
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He said something to me
in Chinese, like:
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Sounds like some cartoon shit...
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...but I understood it to be a question
that he was asking me.
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And I don't have to know
how to speak Chinese...
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...to know what that question was.
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"Why, Black Dynamite?
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Why?"
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We're a long way from Nam.
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Look at this place.
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It must have an eight-track player
in every room.
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What's going on today
is a smack problem of epic proportion.
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Corruption is running rampant
and we don't know who to trust.
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We need you, Black Dynamite,
now more than ever.
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I know I was the best CIA agent
that the CIA ever had...
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...but I thought I told you honkies
from the CIA...
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...that Black Dynamite
was out of the game.
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- You're never out of the game.
- I've known you for a long time.
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And there's something
that you're not telling me.
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0K8)'-
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We heard about your brother's death.
The last thing we need...
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...is you running through the streets
creating a river of blood.
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Tell me who did it
and I'll just leave a puddle.
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We don't know who killed Jimmy.
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But I do know this.
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You step out of line, friendship or not,
and I'm gonna take you down.
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In case you forgot,
when you left the agency...
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...you relinquished
your license to kill.
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Well, you do what you have to.
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Just don't get in my way.
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Come on, give it up
to Afroditey and the Moonchild.
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Give them a nice round of applause,
big round of applause, yeah.
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Black Dynamite,
you came to see me.
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Bitch, no, I gotta go rap a taste
with my man Horn...
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...but afterwards since I'm here,
maybe I'll throw you one right quick.
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Out of sight.
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I get off in 15 minutes.
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You're right about that, sugar.
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You're right about that.
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Bullhorn, can I get you anything?
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Yes. I would like some of that ass.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Man, who dare knock
when I'm planning to plant my--?
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Main man Black Dynamite.
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What it is, Bullhorn?
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What you want to eat, man?
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Sister Betty made some hog maws
and, man, she put her ankle in it.
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I ain't here for no food, Horn.
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Oh, man.
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I can dig it.
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Sugar, give us a minute.
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You know, man...
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...I'm really sorry to hear
about what happened to Jimmy.
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You know, me and you
been tight for a long time.
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- So you know if you need anything...
- Thanks, Horn.
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I need to know about the kind of cats
that Jimmy was running with.
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You know, he came around here
about a week ago...
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...with some cats
that I had never seen before.
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Man, I mean,
these cats looked mean.
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Meaner than two fat motherfuckers
wrestling over pork chops and greens.
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Can you dig it?
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Yeah. I can dig it.
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That little old half-a-player,
Cream Corn, was with them.
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You remember Cream Corn.
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So where is Cream Corn
these days?
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Yep, that's right.
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I'm running things.
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Cream Corn.
That's why they call me that.
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Smooth.
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I got my measure for your pleasure.
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Stick with me, baby,
I'll have you farting through silk.
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And let a nigga mess with me.
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I'll jump on him,
all 93 pounds of pure dynamite--
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Let me catch my breath,
Black Dynamite.
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Shut up, sucker. I need answers.
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I wanna know who the cats were
that Jimmy was hanging with.
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Man, I don't know nothing
but nothing.
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Okay, all right, all right.
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Their leader's name
is Chicago Wind.
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They hang out at a place
called the Hip Pocket on Crenshaw.
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Now, get me up.
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00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,524
So you must be Black Dynamite.
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Cream Corn, you jive mother.
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Chicago Wind, I presume.
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Your presumption is correct, nigga.
246
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,793
If you presume that I killed
your brother then you presume wrong.
247
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,712
Not that it means shit to me.
248
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:16,257
Either way, shit.
249
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:19,385
I wish I'd have killed
that nigga myself.
250
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:21,554
Somebody else beat me to it.
251
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,305
Is that so?
252
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,808
Well, Mr. Chicago Wind...
253
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,602
...what do you know about this?
254
00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:34,483
Some heavy shit.
255
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,819
But dig.
256
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:41,323
Let me explain something to you,
supernigga.
257
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,325
I don't answer questions.
258
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,411
I ask them.
259
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:49,165
Even if I did know who killed
that brother of yours...
260
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:52,168
...what would make you think
I'm gonna tell you?
261
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:57,131
Get your black ass out of my joint...
262
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,508
...before we beat you
like a rented mule.
263
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:06,932
That's right, you jive-ass punk.
264
00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:09,935
Don't be coming to the Hip Pocket
talking that shit, you dig?
265
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,397
That's right, nigga.
Don't ever, ever come ba--
266
00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:39,108
Go catch Chicago Wind
before he disappears.
267
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:42,111
I'll take care
of this gorilla-eating goon here.
268
00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:51,036
Oh, you's a corn-fed fool
with a lot of muscle mass.
269
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:56,292
But it's time for Bullhorn
to get up in that ass.
270
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,299
Motherfucker.
271
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:12,975
Let everybody know
and suckers be warned...
272
00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:17,897
...that this is the outcome
when you mess with Bullhorn.
273
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,659
Try to catch me now, sucker.
274
00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,670
Motherfucker.
275
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:51,680
Now you know why they call me
Chicago Wind, fool.
276
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:55,893
Because I left your ass
blowing in the breeze.
277
00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:58,729
Man, don't you ever, ever...
278
00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:12,910
That black son of a bitch,
he killed my best dealer.
279
00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:19,291
I want Black Dynamite dead,
and I want him dead now.
280
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:22,294
Before you support
any of these candidates...
281
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:25,798
...find out if they're going to rid
our communities...
282
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,258
...of the hustlers and pushers.
283
00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:31,762
Or are they gonna destroy all
the programs that help our children...
284
00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:36,892
...and give their corporate friends
free reign to exploit our community...
285
00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:38,310
...like Congressman James.
286
00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,646
Watch me turn this shit around.
287
00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,398
Power to the people.
288
00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:46,819
With all due respect
to the young sister here...
289
00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:48,654
...you all know me.
290
00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:49,905
Yes.
291
00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:51,657
Now, young lady...
292
00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:55,411
...these fine folks
don't need to be misled.
293
00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:57,621
All they want is a little bit of bread.
294
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:02,668
And you can't just stick it
to the Man.
295
00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:05,129
You also
got to have yourself a plan.
296
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:12,011
Now, we got to take this
from the jukebox to the ballot box.
297
00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:16,932
We got to go from the poor house
to the White House.
298
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,852
Instead of maligning me...
299
00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:24,523
...let's take this land
from sea to shining sea.
300
00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:27,276
Keep the faith, brothers and sisters.
301
00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:38,203
Say, Mama, you're gonna have
to work on your delivery...
302
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,622
...if you wanna take on
Congressman James.
303
00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:44,126
The shame is, half these people
don't know what y'all talking about...
304
00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:46,920
...but at least they can put his
to a beat.
305
00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:49,339
So, what do you do
to make a difference?
306
00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:52,176
Do you march? Do you vote?
307
00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:53,594
Oh, let me guess.
308
00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:55,387
You're one of Tom Slick brothers...
309
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:58,474
...think you can get by on good looks,
a wink and a smile, huh?
310
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,642
I don't know about Tom Slick.
311
00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:02,394
But thank you for the compliments.
312
00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:04,438
That's not what I meant.
313
00:26:04,605 --> 00:26:06,565
Not that I think
that you have good look--
314
00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:09,359
I mean, you know these guys
with their--
315
00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:12,654
- Winks and smiles.
- Yeah.
316
00:26:15,032 --> 00:26:16,492
What about the smile?
317
00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:19,161
I am smiling.
318
00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:47,564
Right on, right on.
319
00:26:55,197 --> 00:26:56,990
Excuse me, brothers.
320
00:26:57,157 --> 00:26:59,284
The militants turn, startled.
321
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:00,494
This is private.
322
00:27:00,661 --> 00:27:02,371
How'd you get in here?
323
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,039
I walked in.
324
00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:06,875
So you one of them
sneaky brothers, huh?
325
00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:09,128
Or maybe you an undercover pig.
326
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,797
Or maybe you just a federal hit man.
327
00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:14,967
If I was,
you cats would already be dead.
328
00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:18,053
Now, let me speak
to the man in charge.
329
00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:20,889
Sarcastically, I'm in charge.
330
00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:22,558
Right on.
331
00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:24,643
If you were in charge...
332
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:27,563
...the people might as well surrender
to whitey right now...
333
00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:30,399
...because your survival skills
ain't worth a damn.
334
00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:32,693
Black Dynamite.
335
00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:36,071
It has been a long time, my brother.
336
00:27:36,947 --> 00:27:38,407
What it is, Saheed?
337
00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:41,118
You know this Uncle Torn?
338
00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:42,911
Listen, sucker.
339
00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:45,622
I'm blacker than the ace of spades
and more militant...
340
00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:48,500
...than you and your whole damn army
put together.
341
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,002
And while you're out there...
342
00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:52,588
...chanting at rallies
and browbeating politicians...
343
00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:55,299
...I'm taking out any money
front sucker on a humble...
344
00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:56,550
...that gets in my way.
345
00:27:56,717 --> 00:27:58,427
So I'll tell you what.
346
00:27:58,594 --> 00:28:01,889
When your so-called revolution starts,
you call me...
347
00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:04,808
...and I'll be right down front
showing you how it's done...
348
00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:07,269
...but until then,
you need to shut the fuck up...
349
00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:09,146
...when grown folks is talking.
350
00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:15,777
I'm sorry.
351
00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:20,240
Yeah, we heard about
what went down at the Hip Pocket.
352
00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:22,451
That was righteous.
353
00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:24,661
That was personal, brother.
354
00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:29,166
Personal or not, you saved
a lot of brothers and sisters.
355
00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:32,836
You need our help, we're here.
356
00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:35,214
I can dig it.
357
00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:39,551
What can you tell me about this?
358
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,054
Yeah.
359
00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:47,267
I ain't seen one of these in a while.
360
00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:52,314
I was gonna fuck him up.
361
00:29:06,954 --> 00:29:08,580
There it is.
362
00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:10,791
AR-48.
363
00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:12,834
I wish we could get
some shit like this.
364
00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:16,630
That round will go through
a bulletproof vest like it was a pillow.
365
00:29:16,964 --> 00:29:19,174
Any idea who would have it?
366
00:29:19,341 --> 00:29:22,761
Whoever it is,
he must work for the Man...
367
00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:26,723
...because that right there
is strictly government issue.
368
00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:42,114
You mind telling me
how this was found...
369
00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:44,449
...at the scene
of my brother's death?
370
00:29:52,749 --> 00:29:54,751
Okay, Black Dynamite.
371
00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:56,920
Want me to level with you?
372
00:29:57,212 --> 00:29:59,715
Your brother Jimmy
wasn't a two-bit drug dealer.
373
00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:01,883
- He was one of us.
- What?
374
00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:04,219
He was working undercover.
375
00:30:04,594 --> 00:30:06,722
And he wanted to be just like you.
376
00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:14,896
Jimmy, why didn't you tell me'?
377
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,860
Vincent Rafelli.
378
00:30:20,027 --> 00:30:22,446
Don of the Carbozi family.
379
00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:26,074
Heads up a shipping company.
380
00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:28,618
We believe he's distributing dope.
381
00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:31,246
Jimmy felt that the don
and Congressman James...
382
00:30:31,413 --> 00:30:33,373
...had something up their sleeve.
383
00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:35,584
He didn't quite know what it was.
384
00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:37,753
He died trying to find out.
385
00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:41,882
So I don't need to tell you
the importance of this mission.
386
00:30:42,049 --> 00:30:43,967
But I just have one question.
387
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:46,511
Are you in or are you out?
388
00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:49,973
Because God knows
you're the only one we can trust.
389
00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:54,853
I'm in.
390
00:30:56,813 --> 00:30:58,190
Good.
391
00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:01,943
I had a feeling
you were gonna say that.
392
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:03,737
Hope you don't mind.
393
00:31:03,904 --> 00:31:06,448
I took the liberty
of reinstating your license to kill.
394
00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:12,954
You're gonna need this.
395
00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:21,505
Black Dynamite's looking for us.
396
00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:23,173
You said you would handle it.
397
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:27,636
I'm bringing in
the heavy hitters now.
398
00:31:31,181 --> 00:31:34,810
Somebody broke into
my dead brother Jimmy's apartment.
399
00:32:29,698 --> 00:32:31,575
Breathe deeply, baby.
400
00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:34,411
Daddy, you make my heart beat.
401
00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:37,998
Yeah, Dr. Dynamite can hear that.
402
00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:40,208
But I think
you're running a temperature.
403
00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:44,838
Let me see if I can find
a thermometer for you.
404
00:32:46,339 --> 00:32:48,467
What the--?
405
00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:53,263
I told you urine sample,
Nurse Jenny.
406
00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:55,390
Black Dynamite.
407
00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:58,059
I mean, really.
408
00:32:58,226 --> 00:33:00,145
You sent her in here
with them titties.
409
00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:01,938
What did you expect?
410
00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:03,482
How's my x-ray?
411
00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:05,066
Well, no fragments.
412
00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:06,693
In and out.
413
00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:08,570
You're lucky, Black Dynamite.
414
00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:10,739
Three inches to the left...
415
00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:13,408
...and we wouldn't even be having
this conversation.
416
00:33:13,575 --> 00:33:16,495
Three inches to the right,
it would've missed my black ass.
417
00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:19,247
Well, you need a new line of work.
418
00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:21,666
This is the second time this year.
419
00:33:22,584 --> 00:33:24,753
I know, I know.
420
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,756
Why do I bother?
There's no helping you.
421
00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:30,759
No, doc, you help me just fine.
422
00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:32,093
See you next time.
423
00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:39,351
You hang in there, Leon.
You hear me?
424
00:33:50,403 --> 00:33:52,906
Hey, Mama, what's going down?
That your kid in there?
425
00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:54,533
No.
426
00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:56,284
Nephew? Cousin?
427
00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:57,911
I said no.
428
00:33:58,078 --> 00:34:00,205
No relation, he...
429
00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:03,291
He happens to be one of the kids
at the orphanage where I work.
430
00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:06,002
He overdosed on smack.
Third one this month.
431
00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:08,797
And why?
What does it matter to you anyway?
432
00:34:08,964 --> 00:34:11,299
Whoa, Mama, just trying to help.
433
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,094
Oh, I don't need your kind of help.
434
00:34:14,261 --> 00:34:17,055
Men like you only help
when there's something in it for them.
435
00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:18,473
They can't be bothered.
436
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:22,769
Too busy chasing their chicks
and their bread and their fancy car.
437
00:34:22,936 --> 00:34:24,145
No, Mr. Black Dynamite.
438
00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:27,482
The only help you know
is how to help yourself.
439
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:30,026
Whoa, Mama, it ain't about me.
440
00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:31,820
It's about that kid in there.
441
00:34:32,153 --> 00:34:33,572
Now do you really want help...
442
00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:37,409
...or are you just trying to prove to the
world you can do it all on your own?
443
00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:39,077
Mama always said:
444
00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:42,038
"A helping hand is a helping hand,
clean or dirty."
445
00:34:42,205 --> 00:34:45,000
Guess my hands
ain't clean enough for you.
446
00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:49,379
Wait.
447
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:54,050
These politicians don't give a damn.
448
00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:57,053
I mean, look, look at these ads.
449
00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:00,765
Congressman James
made promises to the people.
450
00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:03,143
Then he took away
his drug-awareness programs...
451
00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:06,187
...and allowed his bedfellows
to sell crap to the kids.
452
00:35:06,354 --> 00:35:08,023
He even invested in these products.
453
00:35:08,189 --> 00:35:10,442
Now the dope is everywhere.
It's even--
454
00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:12,068
It's even in the orphanage.
455
00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:15,447
Not the orphanage.
456
00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:19,576
I used to be an orphan.
457
00:35:20,702 --> 00:35:22,954
You ain't got no mommy
and you ain't got no daddy.
458
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:24,205
You're an orphan.
459
00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:28,418
Orphan, orphan, orphan.
460
00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:34,215
No, not the orphans.
461
00:35:37,385 --> 00:35:39,304
I think I need
to show you something.
462
00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:44,225
We've been trying
to reach these children.
463
00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:47,729
But this new smack on the street
is proving too much of a match for us.
464
00:35:48,897 --> 00:35:51,566
The worst thing
about these pushers...
465
00:35:51,733 --> 00:35:54,277
...getting these children
addicted to this new smack...
466
00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:58,531
...is that these children are orphans,
and orphans don't have parents.
467
00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:02,410
Ain't nothing in the world
get Black Dynamite more mad...
468
00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:05,163
...than some jive-ass sucker
dealing smack to the kids.
469
00:36:05,914 --> 00:36:07,499
Bobby, stop it.
470
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,709
You'll kick soon.
471
00:36:13,797 --> 00:36:15,131
You dealing, brother?
472
00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:16,966
I need my smack, I need it now.
473
00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:21,262
Put a few of these honeys on the street
and I'll get you your bread, partner.
474
00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:25,225
I refuse to let this happen to you,
little man.
475
00:36:25,392 --> 00:36:28,269
I will shake this poisonous shit
out of your smacked-up body...
476
00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:29,479
...if I have to.
477
00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:32,941
Black Dynamite, stop.
We've tried that, nothing works.
478
00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:37,862
I can't look at these kids no more.
479
00:36:40,824 --> 00:36:43,868
This orphanage used to be alive
with laughter, kids playing.
480
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:45,495
Now look at it, it's sickening.
481
00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:48,665
Whoever's responsible is gonna pay,
if it's the last thing I do.
482
00:36:48,832 --> 00:36:50,750
Black Dynamite,
I wish it was that simple.
483
00:36:50,917 --> 00:36:52,961
But this is much bigger
than you and me.
484
00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:54,129
Hey, Little Mama.
485
00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:56,965
It may be bigger than you
and it may be bigger than me.
486
00:36:57,132 --> 00:36:59,592
But it ain't bigger than you and me.
Can you dig it?
487
00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:00,969
I think so.
488
00:37:01,970 --> 00:37:03,138
I gotta split.
489
00:37:03,304 --> 00:37:05,056
You need me to drop you off
somewhere?
490
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:07,851
No, I think I'm gonna go down
the street and grab a bite.
491
00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:09,644
I'll drive you.
492
00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:20,822
Thanks for the ride.
493
00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:38,590
Can I get some hot sauce
for my donut?
494
00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:39,841
Excuse me, lady.
495
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:49,601
- Oh, my God.
- What is it? What is going on?
496
00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:51,603
How did you know?
497
00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:55,523
Donuts don't wear alligator shoes.
498
00:38:19,380 --> 00:38:21,007
Damn.
499
00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:37,273
Sorry, Roscoe.
500
00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:39,234
It's cool, man.
501
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:42,570
Chili and donuts ain't working out
for me no how.
502
00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:44,447
Maybe it's time for a change.
503
00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:48,243
What have you gotten me into?
504
00:38:48,409 --> 00:38:50,119
It wasn't me they were after, sugar.
505
00:38:50,286 --> 00:38:53,748
You must have pissed off some people
in some pretty high places.
506
00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:57,335
I'm gonna take you somewhere
you'll be safe.
507
00:38:58,545 --> 00:39:01,005
Black Dynamite,
you ain't got to worry about Gloria.
508
00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:03,258
She gonna be safe up in here.
509
00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:06,427
I been keeping the girls up
on their kung fu like you told me to.
510
00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:11,432
Now, they find her up in here,
we will fricassee they honky asses.
511
00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:15,478
You sure about this?
Maybe we should call the police.
512
00:39:15,645 --> 00:39:18,690
No, Mama. You can bet
your sweet ass and half a titty...
513
00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:22,527
...whoever put that hit on you, already
got the cops in their back pocket.
514
00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:24,571
You be cool, Mama.
515
00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:26,948
Bee here will keep you tight
and out of sight.
516
00:39:27,115 --> 00:39:30,785
I'm gonna shake the tree
from the roots and rake up the fruits...
517
00:39:31,286 --> 00:39:34,581
...rip it up out the ground,
find out what's going down.
518
00:39:34,747 --> 00:39:37,375
Don't worry about tomorrow, Mama,
because tonight--
519
00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:40,295
Dynamite's gonna make
everything all right.
520
00:39:40,461 --> 00:39:42,213
Euphoria, shut up.
I know that was you.
521
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,464
I ain't even gotta look.
522
00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:46,634
I should send you to Crenshaw Pete
with his hot-ass coat hangers.
523
00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:48,219
Would you like that?
524
00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:02,609
Black Dynamite,
I know that we just met...
525
00:40:02,775 --> 00:40:05,153
...but somehow I feel
that I can trust you.
526
00:40:06,321 --> 00:40:08,573
I'll be here waiting
till you come to get me.
527
00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:13,411
Thank you for saving my life.
528
00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:16,205
You be cool, Little Mama.
529
00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:18,833
I'll be back before too long.
530
00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:36,726
Order, order, order.
531
00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:38,561
Order, nigga.
532
00:40:41,356 --> 00:40:44,484
The game is at an all-time low.
533
00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:49,864
Never in the history of the game
has there been such devastation.
534
00:40:50,031 --> 00:40:51,074
- That's right.
- Yeah.
535
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:54,744
Tricks running low,
cops pushing harder than ever.
536
00:40:54,911 --> 00:40:55,954
- Yeah.
- That's right.
537
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,956
These little bitches just running wild.
538
00:40:58,122 --> 00:41:01,542
I thought we had
these poop-butt pigs paid off.
539
00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:02,919
- Come to find out.
- Yeah.
540
00:41:03,086 --> 00:41:05,630
They trapping my ho's
every time they hit the track.
541
00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:10,134
I'm spending more bail money
than I'm getting tail money.
542
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,720
Yeah, yeah.
I can dig it, Chocolate, I can dig it.
543
00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:15,598
Come on, this has been
my worst physical year ever.
544
00:41:15,765 --> 00:41:17,308
Fiscal, nigga. With a F. Fiscal.
545
00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:21,354
Well, it's been the worst one ever.
I can't even afford to get my hair fixed.
546
00:41:21,521 --> 00:41:23,231
Sounds like you're assed out.
547
00:41:23,398 --> 00:41:24,691
You know what they say.
548
00:41:24,857 --> 00:41:26,567
The bitch won't sell her ass.
549
00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:29,070
- A pimp will.
- Will.
550
00:41:29,237 --> 00:41:30,405
Shut up, Tasty.
551
00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:34,033
I turned you onto the game...
552
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,577
...when you nothing
but a little jailhouse tramp.
553
00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:40,748
Now, listen up.
554
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:46,462
Pimping has been around
since the world started turning.
555
00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:50,591
And it's going to keep right on
turning right along with it...
556
00:41:50,925 --> 00:41:55,430
...until this little planet
rotates off its axis...
557
00:41:55,596 --> 00:42:01,853
...as a result of its core overheating
and explodes into cosmic dust.
558
00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:03,187
Damn.
559
00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:05,314
- Can you dig it?
-It's done, brother.
560
00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:06,941
You know what I'm saying?
561
00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:09,610
Now look here.
These times, they come and they go.
562
00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:12,155
- Right.
- And if you live long enough...
563
00:42:12,321 --> 00:42:14,907
...you'll be around
to see them come again.
564
00:42:15,324 --> 00:42:20,955
But what we need to do
is we need to collectivize.
565
00:42:21,122 --> 00:42:22,957
- Yeah.
- Right on, right on.
566
00:42:23,124 --> 00:42:24,751
Now, look here.
567
00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:26,919
Listen.
568
00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:30,381
Stop all the bullshit and take a vote.
569
00:42:31,632 --> 00:42:33,468
Yes, O.
570
00:42:34,802 --> 00:42:36,637
All in favor, raise your hand.
571
00:42:37,263 --> 00:42:38,973
Kotex?
572
00:42:39,307 --> 00:42:42,268
- Mo Bitches?
- I can dig it, baby.
573
00:42:42,435 --> 00:42:43,770
Chocolate Giddy-Up?
574
00:42:43,936 --> 00:42:46,314
Chocolate Giddy-Up.
575
00:42:46,481 --> 00:42:47,982
Crenshaw Pete?
576
00:42:49,150 --> 00:42:50,818
Captain Kangaroo Pimp?
577
00:42:53,196 --> 00:42:55,531
- Willie?
- I'm with you.
578
00:42:55,698 --> 00:42:59,327
Nigga, even if they don't
knock the broads...
579
00:43:00,036 --> 00:43:04,123
...there ain't enough tricks
to go around.
580
00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:07,418
Now, look here.
581
00:43:07,752 --> 00:43:09,962
I don't know about the rest of y'all.
582
00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:12,673
But it looks like I have
to keep selling heroin...
583
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,050
...just to make ends meet.
584
00:43:14,217 --> 00:43:16,344
Then you'll have
a much bigger problem.
585
00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:18,054
Black Dynamite.
586
00:43:18,221 --> 00:43:19,972
What's happening, baby?
587
00:43:20,139 --> 00:43:21,307
What it is, Big O?
588
00:43:21,474 --> 00:43:24,852
To what do we owe this pleasure?
589
00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:28,022
I just got one thing to lay on you cats
and then I'll split.
590
00:43:28,189 --> 00:43:29,857
That I'm declaring war...
591
00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:32,860
...on anybody who sells drugs
in our community.
592
00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:37,281
But, Black Dynamite,
I sell drugs to the community.
593
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:40,743
Well, be that as it may,
if I catch you...
594
00:43:40,910 --> 00:43:43,037
...I will not consider you
a brother or friend.
595
00:43:43,204 --> 00:43:44,705
Now, can you dig it?
596
00:43:44,872 --> 00:43:47,083
Hell no, nigga.
597
00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:50,253
I can't dig it.
598
00:43:50,711 --> 00:43:53,297
- Now who you supposed to be?
- That's Black Dynamite.
599
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:55,383
I ain't ask you, nigga. Shut up.
600
00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:57,885
I'm gonna tell you like this.
601
00:43:58,052 --> 00:44:01,722
I'm gonna do whatever I wanna do.
602
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,726
- Yeah.
- Well, the choice is yours, brother.
603
00:44:05,893 --> 00:44:07,854
But if me and my people
catch you...
604
00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:10,690
...you're gonna have
a lot more to deal with.
605
00:44:10,857 --> 00:44:13,276
- Good evening, gentlemen.
- Goodbye, Black Dynamite.
606
00:44:13,442 --> 00:44:16,154
Will you stop that...?
607
00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:24,120
Hold it right there.
608
00:44:25,329 --> 00:44:26,497
It's me, Black Dynamite.
609
00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:29,250
- What the hell do you want?
- I wanna help you.
610
00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:30,585
Why should I trust you...
611
00:44:30,751 --> 00:44:33,004
...after you dropped dime on me
to Chicago Wind?
612
00:44:33,629 --> 00:44:36,215
Because your brother Jimmy
saved my life.
613
00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:38,926
I was supposed to be with him
the night he got killed.
614
00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:42,638
But he called me
and told me to stay at home.
615
00:44:42,805 --> 00:44:44,348
I guess I owe him one.
616
00:44:48,102 --> 00:44:50,730
I'll need a list
of names and locations.
617
00:44:50,897 --> 00:44:51,939
Ain't no thing.
618
00:44:52,315 --> 00:44:54,901
Man, everything is gonna be okay.
619
00:44:55,067 --> 00:44:56,444
Bullhorn...
620
00:44:56,611 --> 00:45:00,281
...Cream Corn here says he can
help us find the cats we're looking for.
621
00:45:00,448 --> 00:45:02,200
Now, what do you think?
622
00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:05,786
Man,
I think we should put our ankles in it.
623
00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:27,868
They broke into my home.
624
00:46:28,035 --> 00:46:30,538
They got the ledger.
625
00:46:30,705 --> 00:46:32,707
They got the manifest,
they got everything.
626
00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:34,834
Everything.
Names, dates, schedules.
627
00:46:35,001 --> 00:46:36,460
We even got the shipping routes.
628
00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:38,337
They won't be able to take a shit...
629
00:46:38,504 --> 00:46:40,381
...without us knowing
when or what color.
630
00:46:40,548 --> 00:46:43,217
We cleaned up the streets
and gave them back to the people.
631
00:46:43,384 --> 00:46:47,430
Once again, making them a pleasant
place to take an afternoon stroll.
632
00:46:52,101 --> 00:46:54,562
Extra, extra. Hot off the presses.
633
00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:57,231
Black Dynamite
cleans up the street.
634
00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:00,735
It's unbelievable, Black Dynamite.
635
00:47:00,901 --> 00:47:02,903
Everyone looks so happy...
636
00:47:03,070 --> 00:47:04,655
...and it's all thanks to you.
637
00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:06,991
I'd like to take the credit
but dig, Mama.
638
00:47:07,158 --> 00:47:10,244
There's no I in "revolut--" In "team."
639
00:47:10,953 --> 00:47:13,748
Look, I'm know I'm gonna be rusty,
but I have to try.
640
00:47:15,416 --> 00:47:17,501
Hi, girls. What is your name?
641
00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:19,754
I'm Shawanda,
and her name's Brikwilla.
642
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,130
Those are beautiful names.
643
00:47:21,297 --> 00:47:24,091
I'm Gloria
and this is Black Dynamite.
644
00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:27,094
My mama said
my daddy's name is Black Dynamite.
645
00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:29,430
So did my mama.
646
00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:32,683
Hush up, little girls.
647
00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:35,144
A lot of cats have that name.
648
00:48:17,561 --> 00:48:21,440
Well, that was amazing.
649
00:48:21,649 --> 00:48:24,485
Thank you
for a beautiful day and night.
650
00:48:26,487 --> 00:48:31,492
But I think I should be going.
651
00:48:31,659 --> 00:48:34,745
I think you'll be safer
if you stay here tonight.
652
00:48:35,788 --> 00:48:37,706
Oh, you do, do you?
653
00:48:38,124 --> 00:48:40,835
I hope you don't think you're
gonna get any of this cookie.
654
00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:43,170
Because if I offered you
some of this cookie...
655
00:48:43,337 --> 00:48:44,839
...this cookie might kill you.
656
00:48:45,172 --> 00:48:47,758
Don't think because
we've been frolicking in the park...
657
00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:49,802
...you got this closed
because it takes--
658
00:48:49,969 --> 00:48:51,345
Yeah, yeah, Mama.
659
00:48:52,513 --> 00:48:55,724
You can hit the sheets or the streets.
It don't make me no never mind.
660
00:48:55,891 --> 00:48:58,185
That's your bag, baby.
You can go or you can come.
661
00:48:58,352 --> 00:48:59,645
Can you dig it?
662
00:50:13,928 --> 00:50:14,929
Yeah.
663
00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:16,138
Black Dynamite.
664
00:50:16,305 --> 00:50:18,224
We read the ledger
and it just don't stop.
665
00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:22,394
There's a trail of paper
that leads all the way to the top.
666
00:50:22,561 --> 00:50:24,188
A big shipment is coming to town...
667
00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:26,982
...and it's right there
where that cracker wrote it down.
668
00:50:27,149 --> 00:50:29,735
Now, we don't know the whens,
but we do know the wheres.
669
00:50:29,902 --> 00:50:33,614
And however the fuck the whats,
we'll sure enough be there.
670
00:50:37,243 --> 00:50:39,495
Looks like he's got two warehouses.
671
00:50:39,662 --> 00:50:42,998
One big one,
and one smaller one here.
672
00:50:43,165 --> 00:50:46,794
We break into the two units,
we hit the smaller one first...
673
00:50:46,961 --> 00:50:49,421
...then we scale the fence,
enter from the south...
674
00:50:49,588 --> 00:50:52,967
...use an acetylene blowtorch to
breech the warehouse from the back.
675
00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:54,969
That way we avoid the guards.
676
00:50:55,135 --> 00:50:58,514
Man, them honkies gonna be running
for cover when us brothers get--
677
00:50:59,014 --> 00:51:01,100
Get-- Get--
678
00:51:05,729 --> 00:51:06,772
The torch is an issue.
679
00:51:06,939 --> 00:51:09,316
We won't be able to get
an acetylene torch in time.
680
00:51:09,483 --> 00:51:11,277
Think again, brother.
681
00:51:11,443 --> 00:51:13,654
You know somebody that's got one?
682
00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:16,282
I know just the cat.
683
00:52:14,381 --> 00:52:16,717
All right, snowflake.
Where's the dope?
684
00:52:16,884 --> 00:52:18,927
Up yours, coon.
685
00:52:20,721 --> 00:52:23,265
It's right over there
in the body bags, jeez.
686
00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:31,815
So how much dope
is in the big warehouse?
687
00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:37,821
They're gonna kill me anyway.
I'm not gonna tell you nothing, coon.
688
00:52:39,573 --> 00:52:42,743
Dynamite, I got something
that will make him talk.
689
00:52:47,581 --> 00:52:50,709
I ain't gonna tell you nothing.
690
00:52:51,335 --> 00:52:54,421
Operation Code Kansas.
Can't stop it, too late.
691
00:52:54,588 --> 00:52:57,966
Operation Code Kansas
gonna fix all the niggas.
692
00:53:00,844 --> 00:53:04,431
Yeah, you won't be so big
and so bad anymore...
693
00:53:04,598 --> 00:53:07,810
...because Kansas gonna fix you.
694
00:53:08,602 --> 00:53:10,479
Just the niggas.
695
00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:13,190
Just the nig--
696
00:53:18,278 --> 00:53:19,780
Damn, Smoke.
697
00:53:19,947 --> 00:53:21,990
I think you gave him
too much of that shit.
698
00:53:22,825 --> 00:53:25,035
How long till it wears off?
699
00:53:38,632 --> 00:53:39,717
It's malt liquor?
700
00:53:40,634 --> 00:53:43,804
It's that new Anaconda Malt Liquor
from the billboards.
701
00:53:43,971 --> 00:53:46,014
It's supposed to give you:
702
00:53:51,812 --> 00:53:52,980
Tastes good too.
703
00:53:53,147 --> 00:53:54,773
I know the drugs
are here somewhere.
704
00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:57,943
We're gonna check every crate
until we find it.
705
00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:05,284
I can't believe it, fellas.
706
00:54:05,451 --> 00:54:08,620
That entire shipment
was just malt liquor.
707
00:54:08,787 --> 00:54:10,330
Don't beat yourself up, Dynamite.
708
00:54:10,497 --> 00:54:13,292
We still kept the 50 keys
we found in that first warehouse...
709
00:54:13,459 --> 00:54:14,960
...from getting on the streets.
710
00:54:15,419 --> 00:54:17,713
I'm gonna go home
and drink the rest of this, man.
711
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:21,008
Y'all should've grabbed some
of this shit. This shit is incredible.
712
00:54:25,929 --> 00:54:28,515
I tell you, brothers,
it just don't make no damn sense.
713
00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:31,518
The manifest, the shipping log,
the ledgers.
714
00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:34,521
All records are consistent
with that damned beer shipment.
715
00:54:34,688 --> 00:54:38,025
If anything else was in there,
it would have to weigh something.
716
00:54:38,192 --> 00:54:40,444
They got it out before we got there.
717
00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:41,695
No.
718
00:54:41,862 --> 00:54:44,865
Why would they have guards there
if they got the drugs out?
719
00:54:45,032 --> 00:54:47,201
No, them crackers
was protecting something.
720
00:54:47,367 --> 00:54:50,954
B.D., we checked every single crate,
every stinking bottle.
721
00:54:51,121 --> 00:54:53,040
Man, I'm with you, Dynamite.
722
00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:55,375
That babbling cracker
knew something.
723
00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:58,837
What that guard said,
I keep running through my head.
724
00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:01,006
Code Kansas.
725
00:55:01,173 --> 00:55:03,592
"You people
won't be so big anymore."
726
00:55:03,759 --> 00:55:05,552
Code Kansas.
727
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:07,554
It just don't make no damn sense.
728
00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:09,056
Hey, sweet thing.
729
00:55:09,223 --> 00:55:12,226
What don't make no sense is
the service around this motherfucker.
730
00:55:12,392 --> 00:55:13,894
Bitch, do you see us?
731
00:55:15,145 --> 00:55:17,439
I'd like two sausage links,
two sausage patties...
732
00:55:17,606 --> 00:55:20,150
...two hot dogs,
split down the middle twice, okay?
733
00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:21,860
Baloney, fry that up into a dome.
734
00:55:22,027 --> 00:55:24,738
Slice that,
take a spatula, smush fry it.
735
00:55:24,905 --> 00:55:26,240
And one waffle, please.
736
00:55:26,406 --> 00:55:27,741
I can get your waffle...
737
00:55:27,908 --> 00:55:30,160
...but all we got
is the chicken from last night.
738
00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:33,121
Now, I can bring you some of that
if you want some meat.
739
00:55:34,248 --> 00:55:35,958
Chicken and waffles?
740
00:55:36,124 --> 00:55:37,626
That's it.
741
00:55:39,419 --> 00:55:42,256
Take it easy, brother.
It ain't her fault.
742
00:55:42,464 --> 00:55:44,466
Sorry, sister,
we all just a little uptight.
743
00:55:44,633 --> 00:55:47,052
But if you bring us
some of them good-ass waffles...
744
00:55:47,219 --> 00:55:49,263
...everything will be all right.
745
00:55:50,305 --> 00:55:52,766
Man, you guys
ain't had no waffles like these.
746
00:55:52,933 --> 00:55:54,935
These waffles are so good...
747
00:55:55,102 --> 00:55:57,187
...they're like they come
from down South.
748
00:55:57,354 --> 00:55:59,773
These buttery motherfuckers
will melt in your mouth.
749
00:55:59,940 --> 00:56:02,776
- Man, you ain't had no waffles--
- Wait.
750
00:56:03,861 --> 00:56:06,405
Bullhorn, what did you just say?
751
00:56:06,947 --> 00:56:08,740
You said:
752
00:56:08,907 --> 00:56:11,660
"Melts in your mouth."
753
00:56:13,412 --> 00:56:14,913
Quick.
754
00:56:15,289 --> 00:56:17,457
What else melts in your mouth?
755
00:56:17,624 --> 00:56:20,502
- M&M's.
- Exactly.
756
00:56:20,669 --> 00:56:23,297
And not in your hands.
757
00:56:24,298 --> 00:56:26,592
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
758
00:56:27,050 --> 00:56:28,135
And who makes M&M's?
759
00:56:28,802 --> 00:56:30,512
Mars Candy Company makes it.
760
00:56:30,679 --> 00:56:32,055
- Yeah, yeah.
- That's right.
761
00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:34,975
And Mars is also--
762
00:56:35,142 --> 00:56:38,979
- The Roman god of war.
- That's what I'm telling you.
763
00:56:39,146 --> 00:56:41,773
Who is the Greek god of war?
764
00:56:41,940 --> 00:56:43,567
- Ares.
- Right on.
765
00:56:43,734 --> 00:56:48,697
Now, you take Mars
and spell it backwards, drop the S.
766
00:56:48,864 --> 00:56:50,616
- What is it? What did you get?
_R__
767
00:56:50,782 --> 00:56:52,159
Ram. That's right.
768
00:56:52,326 --> 00:56:56,663
And ram is the zodialogical sign
for Aries.
769
00:56:57,247 --> 00:56:58,332
- Now dig.
- That right.
770
00:56:58,498 --> 00:57:02,169
- Ares's half sister is Athena.
- Now you're getting it.
771
00:57:02,336 --> 00:57:05,088
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Athena, Athens.
772
00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:08,175
Which is the capital of Greece.
773
00:57:08,342 --> 00:57:09,635
And as we all know...
774
00:57:09,801 --> 00:57:13,096
...zodialogical astronomy
was created by the Greeks in--
775
00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:15,641
785 B.C.
776
00:57:15,807 --> 00:57:19,353
And 785 is the area code of Topeka.
Oh, my God.
777
00:57:19,519 --> 00:57:23,607
785 is the area code
to Topeka, Kansas.
778
00:57:23,774 --> 00:57:25,859
Code Kansas.
779
00:57:26,026 --> 00:57:29,613
Now you take that,
spell it backwards and drop the S.
780
00:57:29,905 --> 00:57:32,699
Snake doc. Snake doctor, yeah.
781
00:57:33,075 --> 00:57:34,326
- Yes.
- Yeah.
782
00:57:34,493 --> 00:57:35,577
And brothers...
783
00:57:35,744 --> 00:57:38,789
...who is the Greek demigod
of medicine...
784
00:57:38,956 --> 00:57:42,417
...who believed that snakes' tongues
had mystical healing powers?
785
00:57:42,584 --> 00:57:44,586
Aesculapius, of course.
786
00:57:44,753 --> 00:57:48,799
He had a staff with snakes
intertwining all around that bitch.
787
00:57:48,966 --> 00:57:50,968
They called it Aesculapius's staff.
788
00:57:51,134 --> 00:57:53,845
It's a symbol the medical field uses
to this day.
789
00:57:54,012 --> 00:57:55,055
I've seen it.
790
00:57:55,222 --> 00:57:58,934
Now,
what legend involving snakes...
791
00:57:59,101 --> 00:58:02,145
...is in both Greek and Roman
mythology?
792
00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:05,691
Now, come on.
It involves Aesculapius's own father.
793
00:58:05,857 --> 00:58:07,275
Apollo.
794
00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:09,778
Yeah. Thanks, lady.
795
00:58:09,945 --> 00:58:10,988
That's right.
796
00:58:11,154 --> 00:58:17,494
Apollo slew the serpent at Delphi
which was a big-ass snake.
797
00:58:17,661 --> 00:58:18,704
That's right.
798
00:58:18,870 --> 00:58:22,082
And what, brothers,
is the biggest snake in the world?
799
00:58:22,249 --> 00:58:25,085
The South American anaconda.
800
00:58:25,252 --> 00:58:29,589
- What she said.
- Anaconda Malt Liquor.
801
00:58:29,756 --> 00:58:33,427
And what is the slogan
for Anaconda Malt Liquor?
802
00:58:33,593 --> 00:58:35,345
"Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you--"
803
00:58:36,430 --> 00:58:37,472
Gives you what?
804
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:40,684
And who else is famous for:
805
00:58:41,226 --> 00:58:42,436
Little Richard.
806
00:58:42,602 --> 00:58:44,146
- Who?
- Little Richard.
807
00:58:44,312 --> 00:58:47,232
So, what they're really saying is--
808
00:58:47,399 --> 00:58:51,611
Anaconda Malt Liquor
gives you Little Richard.
809
00:58:53,238 --> 00:58:56,074
What is another word for Richard?
810
00:58:59,286 --> 00:59:01,913
- Gunsmoke. Come on, get up.
- Gunsmoke!
811
00:59:05,959 --> 00:59:07,044
Damn.
812
00:59:07,210 --> 00:59:11,131
Anaconda Malt Liquor
gives you a little dick.
813
00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:19,765
Should we kill him?
814
00:59:21,933 --> 00:59:23,894
Man, do you want to live?
815
00:59:25,312 --> 00:59:27,481
I said, do you want to go on?
816
00:59:37,032 --> 00:59:41,328
Man, this time these crackers
have gone too far.
817
00:59:42,829 --> 00:59:45,165
- The warehouse.
- The warehouse.
818
00:59:48,668 --> 00:59:50,837
Freeze, you jive-time suckers.
819
00:59:51,546 --> 00:59:53,507
Who's in charge?
820
00:59:54,633 --> 00:59:57,552
Brothers, make these honkies load
this dick-shrinking poison...
821
00:59:57,719 --> 01:00:00,764
...back into the warehouse
so we can burn this mother down.
822
01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:02,849
Waste them if they make a sound.
823
01:00:03,016 --> 01:00:05,644
I'm gonna go inside and find out
who's running this shit.
824
01:00:05,811 --> 01:00:09,856
- All right, men, move it.
- Come on, you heard him.
825
01:00:10,023 --> 01:00:11,733
Sucker, you drop it right there.
826
01:00:11,900 --> 01:00:13,944
- O'Leary?
- That's right.
827
01:00:14,111 --> 01:00:16,404
Go ahead, guys, I got this.
828
01:00:17,656 --> 01:00:21,243
O'Leary, you son of a bitch.
I should have known it was you.
829
01:00:21,409 --> 01:00:22,452
You should have.
830
01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:25,330
You were too busy
and trying to lay that orphan mama...
831
01:00:25,497 --> 01:00:27,541
...to not see
what was in front of your face.
832
01:00:27,707 --> 01:00:30,544
You diabolical
dick-shrinking motherfuckers.
833
01:00:30,710 --> 01:00:32,254
You were the leak all the time.
834
01:00:32,420 --> 01:00:34,464
And I bet you were behind
Jimmy's death.
835
01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:36,383
Hey, man,
I was just following orders.
836
01:00:36,550 --> 01:00:39,261
That's what a good soldier does,
follow orders, unlike you.
837
01:00:39,427 --> 01:00:41,721
Everything's gotta be done
the Black Dynamite way.
838
01:00:41,888 --> 01:00:43,056
I gave the order on Jimmy.
839
01:00:43,223 --> 01:00:45,225
I gave it to James,
who gave it to the don.
840
01:00:45,392 --> 01:00:47,561
What good's it gonna do you now?
841
01:00:56,903 --> 01:01:00,073
The old birthday-candle trick
from Nam.
842
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,826
Just when you think it's out...
843
01:01:04,911 --> 01:01:08,415
O'Leary. O'Leary, where are you?
844
01:01:08,582 --> 01:01:10,333
Yeah, who's this?
845
01:01:35,066 --> 01:01:41,573
Fellas, we going on a boat ride
to Kung Fu Island.
846
01:01:48,079 --> 01:01:50,624
Hey, Black Dynamite,
there's the island.
847
01:02:01,509 --> 01:02:03,011
0K8)'-
848
01:02:03,553 --> 01:02:05,639
Now, here's the plan.
849
01:02:10,810 --> 01:02:12,479
Yeah.
850
01:02:13,939 --> 01:02:15,357
Okay, let's split up.
851
01:02:36,336 --> 01:02:38,630
He's here.
852
01:02:42,509 --> 01:02:43,677
We kicked their ass.
853
01:02:43,843 --> 01:02:46,012
Power to the people, brothers.
854
01:02:47,013 --> 01:02:48,515
This is it, brothers.
855
01:02:48,682 --> 01:02:52,352
- This is where we stick it to the Man.
- Yeah.
856
01:02:52,519 --> 01:02:53,937
Now, let's go get that lab.
857
01:02:56,064 --> 01:02:57,524
All right, let's go.
858
01:02:59,609 --> 01:03:03,822
You know, when we get back home,
I'm gonna retire from the revolution.
859
01:03:03,989 --> 01:03:05,282
Start a family.
860
01:03:05,448 --> 01:03:06,866
Show this picture.
861
01:03:07,033 --> 01:03:08,201
That's Betty Jo.
862
01:03:08,368 --> 01:03:10,495
Yeah, right on, yeah.
863
01:03:10,662 --> 01:03:13,540
Buy a home in the country.
Raise our own fruits and vegetables.
864
01:03:13,707 --> 01:03:15,417
Bake our own bread,
know what I mean?
865
01:03:15,583 --> 01:03:16,918
Bake our own--
866
01:03:19,587 --> 01:03:22,215
Who saw that coming--?
Who saw where that came from?
867
01:03:23,258 --> 01:03:24,843
Let's go.
868
01:03:53,705 --> 01:03:56,916
I should've known you would be
behind this, Fiendish Dr. Wu.
869
01:03:57,667 --> 01:04:01,087
Your knowledge of scientific
biological transmogrifications...
870
01:04:01,254 --> 01:04:04,591
...is only out-matched by your zest
for kung-fu treachery.
871
01:04:05,759 --> 01:04:12,265
Your kung fu is quite extraordinary,
Black Dynamite.
872
01:04:12,682 --> 01:04:13,933
But no match for mine.
873
01:04:15,310 --> 01:04:18,480
You should have joined us
when you had the chance.
874
01:04:18,646 --> 01:04:21,274
But now you must die.
875
01:04:21,441 --> 01:04:24,527
Man, I'll take this jive-ass turkey.
876
01:04:24,986 --> 01:04:26,321
Bullhorn, no.
877
01:04:28,990 --> 01:04:31,451
Bullhorn, no.
878
01:04:31,618 --> 01:04:35,705
At long last, our friendship bonded
by the struggle against the Man...
879
01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:39,250
...has been brought to an end
by kung-fu treachery.
880
01:04:39,417 --> 01:04:43,421
Brother, your death
will not go unavenged.
881
01:04:43,588 --> 01:04:47,801
Fiendish Dr. Wu,
you done fucked up now.
882
01:04:48,843 --> 01:04:50,720
Get him.
883
01:05:07,779 --> 01:05:12,826
You must try the Wu family
Red Silk Kung Fu.
884
01:05:23,211 --> 01:05:25,338
Black Dynamite Panther Fist.
885
01:06:26,399 --> 01:06:28,568
What the fuck, huh?
886
01:06:28,735 --> 01:06:30,403
Keep your eye on Black Dynamite.
887
01:06:39,871 --> 01:06:41,789
Looking for me?
888
01:06:46,252 --> 01:06:50,924
Can you see where I'm coming from,
you jive motherfucker?
889
01:06:53,384 --> 01:06:56,095
No rush, huh? Come on, huh?
890
01:06:57,889 --> 01:06:59,933
You told him
to keep an eye out for me.
891
01:07:10,151 --> 01:07:13,196
I threw that shit
before I walked in the room.
892
01:07:21,829 --> 01:07:23,665
I wanna know
who's pulling your strings.
893
01:07:23,831 --> 01:07:26,125
Now start talking. Talk.
894
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:30,296
- I said, start talking.
- Okay.
895
01:07:30,463 --> 01:07:32,590
Your government
has been preoccupied...
896
01:07:32,757 --> 01:07:35,009
...with building the bigger penis
for years.
897
01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:40,723
What's this green one?
898
01:07:40,890 --> 01:07:43,560
It did exactly opposite
of what it was intended.
899
01:07:44,310 --> 01:07:49,065
It made the penis shrivel to the size
of a 2-month-old snapping turtle.
900
01:07:49,232 --> 01:07:51,651
This is what you've been putting
in the malt liquor?
901
01:07:51,818 --> 01:07:54,070
I was under orders.
902
01:07:54,779 --> 01:07:56,406
They threatened to fire me.
903
01:07:57,156 --> 01:07:59,075
Speaking of fire.
904
01:08:00,660 --> 01:08:03,913
Suddenly,
I'd like to leave your island.
905
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:05,999
No! No!
906
01:08:06,165 --> 01:08:07,542
No.
907
01:08:18,511 --> 01:08:20,179
You dirty motherfucker.
908
01:08:25,852 --> 01:08:28,354
Hey, Black Dynamite,
I found a helicopter.
909
01:08:28,521 --> 01:08:30,023
Quick, give me a hairpin.
910
01:08:43,494 --> 01:08:45,371
What's in the briefcase,
Black Dynamite?
911
01:08:45,538 --> 01:08:46,914
How far does this all go, man?
912
01:08:47,081 --> 01:08:49,375
Cream Corn,
this goes all the way to the top.
913
01:08:49,542 --> 01:08:53,546
And when I say top,
I mean the tippety-top.
914
01:08:53,713 --> 01:08:56,674
There it is, Black Dynamite.
The Honky House.
915
01:08:57,550 --> 01:08:58,551
I'm going down.
916
01:08:58,926 --> 01:09:00,720
- This shouldn't take long.
- Whoa, hey--
917
01:09:00,887 --> 01:09:03,306
- Take the controls.
- What are you talking about?
918
01:09:04,891 --> 01:09:06,267
Whoa, hey, hey, man.
919
01:09:09,103 --> 01:09:10,772
Son of a bitch.
920
01:09:13,274 --> 01:09:18,738
Cream Corn, no!
921
01:10:40,194 --> 01:10:42,697
I should have known it was you
all the time.
922
01:10:42,864 --> 01:10:47,118
I should have asked myself,
"Who's the man so wicked...
923
01:10:47,285 --> 01:10:50,288
...so cruel to serve smack
to the orphanage...
924
01:10:50,455 --> 01:10:55,334
...kill my brother Jimmy, and put out
a drug to shrink black men's dicks?"
925
01:10:55,835 --> 01:11:00,006
Only one man,
and that's you, Tricky Dick.
926
01:11:05,386 --> 01:11:09,348
So I'm here to deliver you one
presidential ass-whooping.
927
01:11:11,058 --> 01:11:12,935
Black Dynamite.
928
01:11:13,561 --> 01:11:15,855
There is a perfectly...
929
01:11:17,190 --> 01:11:20,902
...reasonable explanation for that.
930
01:11:26,532 --> 01:11:28,868
Showtime, motherfucker.
931
01:11:29,035 --> 01:11:31,037
Fucking...
932
01:11:32,371 --> 01:11:34,540
Black Dynamite.
933
01:11:34,957 --> 01:11:36,876
Who the fuck would duck...?
934
01:11:38,961 --> 01:11:41,047
Piece of shit.
935
01:12:06,405 --> 01:12:07,740
Don't fuck with me.
936
01:12:08,241 --> 01:12:10,409
Motherfucker.
937
01:12:34,267 --> 01:12:37,645
Take your filthy black hands
off the presidential dinnerware...
938
01:12:37,812 --> 01:12:39,438
...you moon cricket.
939
01:13:42,251 --> 01:13:45,713
And now, Black Dynamite,
you must die.
940
01:13:58,643 --> 01:14:00,436
You had enough, Mr. President?
941
01:14:01,562 --> 01:14:04,065
You'll never get away with this.
942
01:14:04,231 --> 01:14:06,233
Watch me,
you little insecure cracker.
943
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:08,194
You think
by shrinking ourjohnsons...
944
01:14:08,361 --> 01:14:10,404
...it's gonna make your situation
any better?
945
01:14:10,571 --> 01:14:13,908
That's your problem, Tricky Dick.
You are paranoid.
946
01:14:14,075 --> 01:14:16,452
Like sending those two-bit crooks
to Watergate.
947
01:14:16,619 --> 01:14:18,245
For what?
948
01:14:18,871 --> 01:14:20,581
For these?
949
01:14:22,541 --> 01:14:23,542
- Look at you.
- What?
950
01:14:23,709 --> 01:14:25,711
You lost it all, turkey.
951
01:14:28,839 --> 01:14:30,466
- Kill me.
- Say what?
952
01:14:30,633 --> 01:14:33,010
- Kill me.
- No.
953
01:14:33,177 --> 01:14:34,679
That's the easy way out for you.
954
01:14:34,845 --> 01:14:37,723
Unless you want the rest
of this freaky shit to hit the news...
955
01:14:37,890 --> 01:14:40,142
...I suggest you take care
of me and my people.
956
01:14:40,309 --> 01:14:41,352
Can you dig it?
957
01:14:42,728 --> 01:14:44,230
I said, can you dig it?
958
01:14:44,397 --> 01:14:45,773
Yes, I can dig it.
959
01:14:45,940 --> 01:14:48,025
Thought you could.
960
01:15:17,179 --> 01:15:21,600
First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp-slapped
you into that china cabinet.
961
01:15:21,767 --> 01:15:24,186
I used excessive force.
962
01:15:24,353 --> 01:15:26,439
Oftentimes, I cross the line...
963
01:15:26,605 --> 01:15:29,442
...but I try to do so
in the name of what's right.
964
01:15:29,608 --> 01:15:32,528
Most of the time,
the ends justifies the means.
965
01:15:32,695 --> 01:15:36,991
But in this case, I feel like I betrayed
my own code of ethics...
966
01:15:37,158 --> 01:15:40,036
...and for that, sugar, I apologize.
967
01:15:40,453 --> 01:15:42,455
But I shot at you.
968
01:15:42,621 --> 01:15:44,957
I tried to kill you, Black Dynamite.
969
01:15:45,583 --> 01:15:48,502
This is true,
but you did not connect.
970
01:15:48,669 --> 01:15:49,962
You shot a plate.
971
01:15:50,129 --> 01:15:53,049
Had you connected,
maybe pimp-slapping you into that...
972
01:15:53,215 --> 01:15:55,051
...might have been justified.
973
01:15:55,217 --> 01:15:57,344
But I feel I crossed the line.
974
01:15:57,511 --> 01:16:00,306
And for that,
please accept my apology.
975
01:16:01,057 --> 01:16:02,141
I do.
976
01:16:02,308 --> 01:16:03,768
I do, it's just--
977
01:16:03,934 --> 01:16:07,480
Oh, Black Dynamite,
you're so righteous.
978
01:16:07,646 --> 01:16:09,857
This is also true.
979
01:16:10,024 --> 01:16:11,817
Because
whenever there's injustice...
980
01:16:12,735 --> 01:16:13,819
...wrongs to be--
981
01:16:13,986 --> 01:16:16,363
Oh, Black Dynamite.
982
01:16:19,033 --> 01:16:20,576
Go on, honey.
983
01:16:21,368 --> 01:16:25,664
Because wherever there's injustice,
wrongs to be righted...
984
01:16:25,831 --> 01:16:29,001
...innocents to be defended,
Black Dynamite will be there...
985
01:16:29,168 --> 01:16:31,504
...delivering ass-whoopings.
986
01:16:31,670 --> 01:16:34,673
And I will not hesitate to lay
the hammer down on any clown...
987
01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:36,175
...that comes around.
988
01:16:36,342 --> 01:16:40,179
Because if they wanna fight,
they best come see me...
989
01:16:40,346 --> 01:16:42,973
...because I'm Black Dynamite.
990
01:19:43,862 --> 01:19:46,156
How you doing
with that midget girl you sent out?
991
01:19:46,323 --> 01:19:48,867
Man, she keeps coming up short.
992
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:04,967
And better no nigga
mess with me, neither.
993
01:20:05,134 --> 01:20:08,804
I would jump on him,
all 93 pounds of dynamite.
994
01:20:08,971 --> 01:20:10,806
That's right.
995
01:20:23,569 --> 01:20:27,781
So I says, "Bitch, you look like
you need a pimp in your life."
996
01:20:27,948 --> 01:20:29,616
She said, "I got a pimp."
997
01:20:29,783 --> 01:20:32,494
I said,
"Shit, that nigga ain't no pimp.
998
01:20:32,661 --> 01:20:35,039
He a valet for ho's."
999
01:20:44,465 --> 01:20:46,383
It's called the
Mo Bitches Variety Pack.
1000
01:20:46,550 --> 01:20:47,593
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
1001
01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:51,472
I send out a big ho, a little ho,
a skinny ho, and one Navajo.
1002
01:20:51,764 --> 01:20:54,391
- Is that right?
- That's right.
1003
01:21:20,292 --> 01:21:22,461
Take that, you cracker-ass cracker.
1004
01:21:22,628 --> 01:21:26,298
All right, girls, let's take them down.
1005
01:21:48,570 --> 01:21:51,281
I only do two things well
in this world.
1006
01:21:51,448 --> 01:21:56,995
I take money from bitches
and I sell drugs to the community.
1007
01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:16,515
I had to send your ho back
the other day.
1008
01:22:16,682 --> 01:22:17,933
- No?
- Yeah, man.
1009
01:22:18,100 --> 01:22:21,812
She reckless eyeballing
and carrying on.
1010
01:22:21,979 --> 01:22:26,066
She fine, but I said,
"Hey, your man is bona fide."
1011
01:22:26,233 --> 01:22:28,360
See? You're a righteous pimp.
1012
01:22:28,527 --> 01:22:30,821
Shit, the real pimping lives here.
1013
01:22:30,988 --> 01:22:32,239
It ain't ego.
1014
01:22:32,406 --> 01:22:34,908
That's how we go. You like that?
1015
01:23:00,601 --> 01:23:03,562
You gotta cross the lines sometimes.
1016
01:23:04,563 --> 01:23:09,109
Sometimes to do the right thing,
you got to do the ugly thing.
1017
01:23:11,403 --> 01:23:14,823
You know people, they don't want
to see the cow killed...
1018
01:23:14,990 --> 01:23:16,867
...they just want their steak
on a plate.
1019
01:23:17,034 --> 01:23:18,368
Can you dig it?
1020
01:23:40,474 --> 01:23:42,434
Good evening, gentlemen.
1021
01:23:43,977 --> 01:23:46,063
Who let that nigga in my house?
1022
01:23:46,113 --> 01:23:50,663
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