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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:58,267 --> 00:01:03,011 Betty blue 2 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:55,186 I had known Betty for a week. 3 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:57,525 We made love every night. 4 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:00,862 The forecast was for storms. 5 00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:03,834 Saved! 6 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:27,903 Now for a nice little shower! 7 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:01,141 First time we've met in daylight. 8 00:06:04,406 --> 00:06:05,896 You're much too early! 9 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:11,242 So what? How do I look? 10 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:17,164 What do you think? 11 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:20,588 Do I please you? 12 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:34,015 Eating all that chili by yourself? 13 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:37,055 In this heat? You're mad. 14 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:41,310 I'll eat chili no matter how hot it is, Betty. 15 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:47,111 Me too, I'm starving! 16 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:49,656 Glad to see me? 17 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:57,163 They're all bastards! 18 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:00,294 Who? 19 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:03,958 Forget it. Kiss me! 20 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:10,468 All bastards! 21 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:14,382 No wonder a girl ends up splitting! 22 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:16,262 Wait, explain. I don't get you. 23 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:19,890 Why don't you ever listen to me? 24 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:21,562 I do listen! I'm listening! 25 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:28,979 I expect more from a guy than sex! 26 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:38,162 To think I spent a year in that dump... 27 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:42,751 Wiping tables and dodging drunks... 28 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:46,921 Just to get felt up one morning by the boss! 29 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:49,212 I've got to start all over again now! 30 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:52,256 I split. Anyway, I was fired. 31 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:55,547 Can't even buy a train ticket. 32 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:23,333 She was a flower with psychic antennae and a tinsel heart. 33 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:28,998 Not many girls could dress as casually as she ara. 34 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:38,093 I saw that girl again yesterday. 35 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:45,605 It's not right in this fucking heat. 36 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:49,518 I think she was looking for you. 37 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:52,570 Was it you, Zorg, huh? 38 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:55,983 A girl in a little apron, with black hair. 39 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:00,153 A girl like that? 40 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:17,386 Jesus fucking Christ! 41 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:21,724 Yes, old George, she was looking for me. 42 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:25,974 - Hello. - Hello. 43 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:33,228 I've changed my mind, I'm coming too. 44 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:59,296 You've torn a page out of playboy. 45 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:02,215 - What do you think? - She's a bit common. 46 00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:04,308 That reassures me. 47 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:46,179 Hold on... hold on a second! 48 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,025 Down in one. 49 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:55,398 Down in one... 50 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,962 I can't get up! We drank too much. 51 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,053 I need to take a piss. 52 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,636 Don't press on my bladder. 53 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:41,234 I'm happy being with you. 54 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,528 I'd like to stay with you if I can. 55 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,162 Well, I think you can. 56 00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:57,919 I've got no wife, no kids. 57 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:01,926 We've got a nice pad. 58 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,798 I have an okay job. I do repairs. 59 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,805 I'm confident... we're still young. 60 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,861 I didn't want explanations. 61 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:26,197 I only wanted to kiss her and caress her ass 62 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,118 as long as her bladder held out. 63 00:12:57,652 --> 00:13:00,394 Who is that guy? Wake up! 64 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:05,065 Who is he? Make yourself at home! 65 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,615 Wait, I'll be right back. 66 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:10,821 How are you? Excuse me, you're sitting on my trousers. 67 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:19,246 I don't wear underwear either. It's uncomfortable. 68 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,501 - I'll get you some coffee. - Yes, please. 69 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,087 I have to make it first. 70 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,043 I'll do it. You get dressed. 71 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:32,684 Is it because of that girl 72 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,490 that you're still in the sack at 10:00 A.M.? 73 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,353 10:00 already? 74 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:39,227 You're fantastic. It's 11:00! 75 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,439 She mustn't make you forget, see? 76 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,487 She mustn't make you forget... 77 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:51,202 Why you're here... Why I house you and why I pay you. 78 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,206 I'll boil some water. 79 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,538 Shit! 80 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:02,122 This isn't her fault at all, honestly. 81 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:06,801 Coffee keeps its flavor better in the fridge. 82 00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:08,048 Yes, it is better. 83 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:14,978 Fancy a snort? 84 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,348 No, thanks very much. 85 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:24,986 Always moisten the grounds first. 86 00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:30,233 All I have to do is to run an ad... 87 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:35,743 To get loads of guys for your job, but I want to be fair. 88 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,791 I've had you a long time and you're okay. 89 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:45,673 But I don't think you can keep that girl here 90 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,716 and do your job right. 91 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,464 Know what I mean? 92 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,180 See how it swells up? 93 00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,343 George told you about her? 94 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,349 You let everyone see! 95 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:03,183 He could've told you how much she does here. 96 00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:07,941 The housework, shopping, everything! That counts a lot! 97 00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,193 I'm not saying it doesn't. 98 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:13,617 Saves me lots of time! What's more... 99 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:15,828 She does it for free. 100 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:22,369 So you want me to just forget it. 101 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:26,376 I did oversleep today, but I'll make up for it! 102 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:29,049 Especially after coffee! 103 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,380 Tell me when. 104 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:42,184 Slap some paint on all these shacks! 105 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:44,484 They look like hell! 106 00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,647 They sure would look better. 107 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,239 There may be a way... 108 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,415 Can you and your girl do it? 109 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:04,244 That'd take a whole crew of painters! 110 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,249 We'd still be at it in the year 2000! 111 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:12,169 When you're in love, what's time? And don't you two form a crew? 112 00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:16,180 Okay, but how will you pay her? 113 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:23,354 You're crazy! You just asked me to forget I saw her! 114 00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:29,068 How can I make ends meet if I pay her? 115 00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,740 Just do it at your own pace! 116 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:42,115 Get to work! I'll order the paint from old George. 117 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,373 Don't worry, just plug away! 118 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:50,040 And don't forget to moisten the grounds! 119 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:03,723 Who was that fat slob? 120 00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:06,399 The owner. 121 00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:08,235 What did he want? 122 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:12,854 Nothing, he just wants us to do a little paint job. 123 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:16,073 Terrific! I love to paint! 124 00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:22,530 Five hundred bungalows. Five hundred fronts. 125 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:26,454 Fifteen hundred sides. Thousands of shutters' 126 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:29,412 just a little paint job! 127 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,921 Are you two going to repaint all these shacks? 128 00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:36,715 Should repaint the people too! 129 00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:40,214 Now shut your big mouth, George! 130 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:44,181 Hell, are you mad at me? 131 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:45,272 How did you guess? 132 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:49,641 Don't talk about it in front of Betty! Go play your sax! 133 00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:02,450 I just told those nice folks we'd paint their house. 134 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:09,462 What shall I paint? 135 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:13,380 The shutters. And I'll do the rest. 136 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,423 - What's bugging you? - Nothing. 137 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,006 The winner helps the other. 138 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,070 Ready! 139 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:37,568 I hope she doesn't fall! 140 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:38,818 She won't. She's young! 141 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:04,723 I win! 142 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:08,936 I'll help you now! 143 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,263 Okay, go ahead! 144 00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:29,578 What a drag! 145 00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:35,834 Shit! 146 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,416 You goofed! 147 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,126 What's wrong? 148 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:45,306 My fault. I forgot to tell you not to go past the corner! 149 00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:46,974 The brush is too big. 150 00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:49,973 Now it looks as if that side is started! 151 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:51,395 But who cares? 152 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,473 "Who cares?" 153 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:56,309 You're not going to paint just one side, are you? 154 00:19:57,238 --> 00:20:00,230 You want to do the whole shack for them! 155 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:01,484 Of course. 156 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:05,659 You really are a champion house painter! 157 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:06,746 What do you expect? 158 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,374 Go on, I'll hold the bucket. 159 00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:01,836 Fallen asleep again? 160 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,365 Sleepy warm slug... 161 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:56,557 Ready? 162 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,317 Careful. 163 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,401 Now. 164 00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:06,189 Smile! Hold the roller higher! 165 00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:20,964 Well? 166 00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:23,331 It's terrific! 167 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,586 - I look awful! - What are you mad about? 168 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:30,012 We're fed up with painting. Just one more! 169 00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:32,590 Stop, we've already got 50, Betty. 170 00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:37,936 I et's have a beer. 171 00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:40,351 That fat slob again! 172 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,771 You sure are working hard! 173 00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:45,273 What do you expect? 174 00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:51,613 You're fantastic! We'll see if you can keep up the pace! 175 00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:54,160 What did he just say? 176 00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:57,031 He didn't say anything! 177 00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:58,616 What do you mean, "the pace"? 178 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:04,039 Don't worry, my dear young lady, 179 00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:08,172 I'm not asking you to do it nonstop. I'm not a monster! 180 00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:12,547 Just keep fanning yourself. Suits you nicely! 181 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:13,847 To do what nonstop? 182 00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:15,928 All the bungalows. 183 00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:17,812 He's kidding! 184 00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:21,649 Do I act like it? 185 00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:24,479 I'll think it over! 186 00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:27,979 Betty! Stop! 187 00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:29,824 You're insane! 188 00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:32,574 I don't mind painting your crate! 189 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,902 Makes it look more sporty! 190 00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:36,908 But I won't paint your shacks! 191 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,740 She's insane! 192 00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:42,793 One wipe and it'll be like new! 193 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:49,587 Got to forgive her, she's having her period! 194 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:51,881 I'm sure she's sorry! 195 00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:02,021 I'll even paint the light poles for you! 196 00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:05,850 No, the light company does that, you jerk! 197 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:20,541 Hi! It's me! 198 00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:23,659 What did you tell that asshole? 199 00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:29,131 Look, he wouldn't let you stay unless you worked! 200 00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:32,426 It's murder to paint all those shacks! 201 00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:35,171 In a way, yes. 202 00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:37,927 "In a way"! Shit, they're all bastards! 203 00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:40,430 We should cut all their throats! 204 00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:43,809 - How would that help? - Have you no pride? 205 00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:46,106 I'll paint the whole town pink 206 00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:48,650 just to stay with you, kitten! 207 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:53,606 You're nuts! Look what shit we're in with that asshole! 208 00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:56,909 You let him screw you and for what? Tell me! 209 00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:59,157 We're all in the same boat! 210 00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:01,159 Stop talking bullshit! 211 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:04,871 How can I love you if I can't admire you? 212 00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:07,870 We're only learning how to die here! 213 00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:13,126 See the wind outside, blowing bits of newspapers by? 214 00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:17,805 Papers from the north one day, from the south the next, 215 00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:20,473 always the same bullshit and we're in between! 216 00:25:20,561 --> 00:25:23,473 Now look, we've got a nice pad to screw in, 217 00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:24,895 so it's you who's nuts! 218 00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:30,059 You nerd! Something's always wrong with you guys! Shit! 219 00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:33,066 You're a dumb bitch! 220 00:25:45,753 --> 00:25:47,789 Always something wrong with a guy! 221 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,843 It's dark in here, it stinks, it's ugly! 222 00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:58,170 I'm fed up! Can't breathe in here! 223 00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:03,767 I'm going to fix your house up good so I can breathe! 224 00:26:07,775 --> 00:26:09,766 Look at all this shit! 225 00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:15,562 I'll fucking show you! 226 00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:17,356 Not that one, Betty! 227 00:26:17,451 --> 00:26:19,032 Why is it so special? 228 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,451 Sentimental attachment. 229 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:25,538 What's all that? 230 00:26:25,626 --> 00:26:29,790 Hitler's memoirs. Give me that box. Please! 231 00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:32,959 Did you write this? 232 00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:35,590 Yeah. Ages ago. 233 00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:42,556 You wrote that many pages? 234 00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:45,635 Yeah, but it's nothing, just crap! 235 00:26:46,563 --> 00:26:47,563 About what? 236 00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:50,640 Just stuff... I'd almost forgotten. 237 00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:53,400 No one forgets stuff like that! 238 00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:56,024 Won't you come to bed now? 239 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,201 You can't start reading that now! 240 00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:04,491 You'll see if I can't! 241 00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:11,868 The numbers on the covers show the order? 242 00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:13,746 That's right. 243 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:21,761 Betty was the first one fo read it... 244 00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:24,010 Quiet at last... 245 00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:28,352 At 30, you begin to know what life's about, 246 00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:30,144 and you enjoy a break. 247 00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:43,221 You okay? 248 00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:50,262 Want some coffee? 249 00:28:59,947 --> 00:29:01,278 One lump or two? 250 00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:04,781 Two lumps then. 251 00:29:11,959 --> 00:29:13,074 I'm going to work now. 252 00:29:17,631 --> 00:29:18,631 Do you like it? 253 00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:29,764 Oh, it's you! What'll you be painting next? 254 00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:32,388 The sistine chapel! 255 00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:37,394 Actually working! Will you do the insides afterwards? 256 00:29:37,484 --> 00:29:39,896 Yeah, cover up your furniture! 257 00:29:39,987 --> 00:29:44,481 I'll start now. Come and see my girls afterwards. 258 00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:03,475 Is that you making all that racket? 259 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:05,310 Just squashing a mosquito. 260 00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:08,147 Quit fooling around, it's too early for mosquitoes! 261 00:31:08,241 --> 00:31:11,324 Look, you can see it squirming in a puddle of blood. 262 00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:14,494 Looks like the sun has got to you. 263 00:31:14,581 --> 00:31:17,914 I felt tired earlier but now I'm 100% again. 264 00:31:18,418 --> 00:31:22,002 Look at my little girl. Isn't she cute? 265 00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:24,831 That's your little girl? She's no spring chicken! 266 00:31:24,925 --> 00:31:26,381 What do you expect? 267 00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:35,182 What's this? Is it my birthday? 268 00:31:35,268 --> 00:31:37,099 No, baby, just dinner for two. 269 00:31:38,939 --> 00:31:40,349 'What is it? - Mussels. 270 00:31:40,941 --> 00:31:43,273 I'll pour your wine. 271 00:31:45,946 --> 00:31:47,777 Some spread! 272 00:31:56,957 --> 00:31:58,197 I'm dreaming! 273 00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:01,707 Taste it! 274 00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:04,710 Like it? 275 00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:09,753 - I know that smell. - Wait, that's not all. 276 00:32:11,471 --> 00:32:14,213 Turkey with chestnuts! Do you like that? 277 00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:16,218 Love it. Ideal in this season! 278 00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:22,562 What's the occasion? 279 00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:24,435 Wait, let me look at you. 280 00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:28,351 When I think you wrote that! 281 00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:32,151 I've never read anything like it! 282 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,400 You don't realize. 283 00:32:35,996 --> 00:32:39,363 Now I see why you came to this hole. To write that. 284 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:43,708 To think you paint shacks drives me crazy! 285 00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:47,291 This world wasn't exactly made for me. 286 00:32:48,175 --> 00:32:51,508 We'll see about that. Kiss me. 287 00:32:55,015 --> 00:32:57,472 I hadn't come to that hole fo write. 288 00:32:58,185 --> 00:33:01,973 It was later that I started writing. 289 00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:03,928 So / could feel alive. 290 00:33:04,024 --> 00:33:07,608 Mornings you start at 11:00 and now afternoons at 4:00! 291 00:33:07,694 --> 00:33:11,186 It's too hot! But I work till dark, lots of hours! 292 00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:17,617 That's the end of that! 293 00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:19,740 Who are you to talk to him like that? 294 00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:21,446 I'm not talking to you! 295 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:22,872 Guess who you are talking to? 296 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,020 I'm talking to an employee! 297 00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:26,501 The greatest writer alive, fat ass! 298 00:33:26,588 --> 00:33:27,623 Listen - - shut up! 299 00:33:27,714 --> 00:33:31,548 Doesn't show on his face! And she hasn't even got panties on! 300 00:33:34,971 --> 00:33:37,883 Take a good look, schmuck! 301 00:33:37,974 --> 00:33:42,559 Shut up, you! Now get an eyeful! 302 00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:46,896 She's a real hellcat! 303 00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:49,148 Not hurt, are you? 304 00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:52,194 You asshole! Now get rid of that girl! 305 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,316 Crazy bitch! 306 00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:57,114 I don't ever want to see her again! 307 00:33:58,954 --> 00:34:02,162 She's a danger to the public. Pathetic girl. 308 00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:05,241 What a shame! 309 00:34:10,924 --> 00:34:12,755 I think I'll go to work now. 310 00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:16,255 Hey, Betty, I'm going to work. 311 00:34:24,854 --> 00:34:27,345 She's in a real frenzy! 312 00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:30,102 She loves housework! 313 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:35,861 There goes the casserole! 314 00:34:36,950 --> 00:34:38,486 The ironing board! 315 00:34:38,952 --> 00:34:40,362 The record player! 316 00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:42,694 My gershwin record! 317 00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:44,029 Honestly... 318 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:51,703 I wouldn't want a housekeeper like her! 319 00:34:51,798 --> 00:34:53,129 I don't blame you. 320 00:34:53,216 --> 00:34:54,831 For sure, because really... 321 00:34:57,470 --> 00:34:58,630 She's almost through. 322 00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:02,388 Your pad will look very zen now! 323 00:35:39,179 --> 00:35:40,339 Okay. Are you coming? 324 00:35:45,185 --> 00:35:46,516 You're insane! 325 00:35:46,603 --> 00:35:47,603 Wanna get out of here? 326 00:36:41,908 --> 00:36:44,695 What? I can't hear! 327 00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:49,575 I love you! I love you! 328 00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:50,666 Once more! 329 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:53,913 I love you! I love you! 330 00:36:54,587 --> 00:36:56,248 I love him! 331 00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:09,303 We could've taken the train! 332 00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:10,759 This is adventure! 333 00:37:11,521 --> 00:37:12,521 Who is she? 334 00:37:12,605 --> 00:37:16,063 My best friend. We can stay with her. She's a widow. 335 00:37:16,151 --> 00:37:17,151 Really? 336 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:20,025 What if she's not home? 337 00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:21,728 We'll visit montmartre! 338 00:37:33,626 --> 00:37:37,289 Isn't it great? The marne. All the rooms have a river view, 339 00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:40,960 with the barges and the ducks. Rusty! 340 00:37:43,678 --> 00:37:45,259 Hey, the tap's leaking! 341 00:37:46,306 --> 00:37:50,970 Everything's going to pot since frank died. Honestly! 342 00:37:52,479 --> 00:37:55,642 Hey, you've chosen number 13. 343 00:37:56,649 --> 00:37:59,015 It's no five-star hotel, no doubt about that. 344 00:37:59,652 --> 00:38:02,985 The room's been free a week and the rest of the place six months. 345 00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:07,486 I live just downstairs. Well, how does it grab you? 346 00:38:07,577 --> 00:38:09,067 - What? - Can we rent it? 347 00:38:09,162 --> 00:38:11,073 Rent it? Of course you can. 348 00:38:11,164 --> 00:38:13,075 I'd rather have tenants like you. 349 00:38:13,166 --> 00:38:15,248 Number 13. Just think, our luck's in. 350 00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:18,827 - There's a double bed too. - A double bed! Great! 351 00:38:22,675 --> 00:38:23,790 The base needs changing. 352 00:38:25,178 --> 00:38:28,762 It's good to see you. I feel a bit lonely at times. 353 00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:31,339 Don't worry. Come on, we'll look after you. 354 00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:34,263 Me? There? With you? 355 00:38:34,354 --> 00:38:36,515 All three of us? With you? Now? 356 00:38:37,023 --> 00:38:39,765 Want a cuddle? A little cuddle? Watch out... 357 00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:43,022 Oh, kisses... me too... I want one too! 358 00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:50,241 We'll get out of your hair soon. 359 00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:54,950 You can stay as long as you like. I'm glad you're around, you know. 360 00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:56,781 You know that. 361 00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:59,083 Tell me, haven't you got a man right now? 362 00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:05,044 Some days I do, some days I don't. Like everybody, nothing serious. 363 00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:09,218 I've got my dog. 364 00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:11,721 Wait... wait... there! 365 00:39:13,726 --> 00:39:16,638 Fetch! You should find someone anyway. 366 00:39:16,729 --> 00:39:20,722 I'd love to. But you know men. With my looks, it's not that easy. 367 00:39:25,738 --> 00:39:27,399 Hey, rusty! Look! 368 00:39:30,243 --> 00:39:33,155 The one who gets through my door will have to be a real wonder. 369 00:39:35,582 --> 00:39:37,072 Well, have you got your bearings? 370 00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:39,706 And the rent? 371 00:39:39,794 --> 00:39:43,332 Could you do odd jobs there in exchange for rent? 372 00:39:43,423 --> 00:39:45,334 You bet! I'm a plumber! 373 00:39:45,425 --> 00:39:48,258 A plumber? Great! My toilet's broken! 374 00:39:48,344 --> 00:39:49,834 I'll fix your toilet. 375 00:39:49,929 --> 00:39:51,339 I'll buy the stuff! 376 00:39:51,431 --> 00:39:53,797 No, I'll swipe it from a building site! 377 00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:12,357 What are you doing? 378 00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:16,036 Not even a masterpiece gets read unless it's typed. 379 00:40:16,122 --> 00:40:17,328 Can you type? 380 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:18,895 Of course, I've had this for 15 days. 381 00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:21,199 - You plan to type all that? - Of course. 382 00:40:21,294 --> 00:40:22,625 Good luck, sweetie! 383 00:40:22,712 --> 00:40:24,828 - Give me that. - No, I'll... 384 00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:27,789 - How far are you? - On page 1. 385 00:40:28,885 --> 00:40:30,671 You're making me mess up. 386 00:40:31,304 --> 00:40:33,670 Go away, you confuse me! 387 00:40:46,527 --> 00:40:47,527 Shit. 388 00:41:43,668 --> 00:41:44,783 A little drop of water... 389 00:41:46,671 --> 00:41:48,286 Shit, the tap's leaking. 390 00:41:54,637 --> 00:41:56,377 Lisa's out again tonight. 391 00:41:58,141 --> 00:41:59,347 Still like it as much? 392 00:41:59,976 --> 00:42:01,591 Don't you worry. 393 00:42:02,311 --> 00:42:04,723 I may never get published, Betty. 394 00:42:04,814 --> 00:42:06,224 Are you kidding? 395 00:42:06,315 --> 00:42:08,601 It's a strange world, baby. 396 00:42:10,153 --> 00:42:11,153 Won't you eat now? 397 00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:15,230 I've boiled some eggs for you! 398 00:42:15,324 --> 00:42:16,484 I don't have time! 399 00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:26,411 Why stare at me so? 400 00:42:26,502 --> 00:42:28,117 I think you're beautiful. 401 00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:29,838 Then come and kiss me. 402 00:45:07,330 --> 00:45:08,615 What are you doing? 403 00:45:09,332 --> 00:45:13,291 Repairing the tap. It leaks. 404 00:45:13,836 --> 00:45:14,996 Aren't you cold? 405 00:45:15,087 --> 00:45:16,247 No, I'm okay. 406 00:45:16,339 --> 00:45:17,920 I'm not very warm. 407 00:45:18,007 --> 00:45:19,247 How's Betty doing? 408 00:45:19,342 --> 00:45:20,627 She's progressing. 409 00:45:26,682 --> 00:45:27,682 And you? 410 00:45:29,685 --> 00:45:30,970 Your eyes are shining. 411 00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:35,270 Oh, Zorg. I just got laid! 412 00:45:36,359 --> 00:45:37,974 Really laid! 413 00:45:40,529 --> 00:45:41,644 Don't laugh! 414 00:45:43,532 --> 00:45:45,147 Who is he? 415 00:45:45,701 --> 00:45:47,657 You'll meet him! 416 00:45:53,417 --> 00:45:54,623 Time for bed. 417 00:45:54,710 --> 00:45:56,666 For me too. 418 00:45:58,214 --> 00:45:59,454 Smell anything burning? 419 00:46:02,385 --> 00:46:03,795 No, why? 420 00:46:07,390 --> 00:46:09,005 Rusty, come on! 421 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:10,600 Bye. 422 00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:12,310 Good night. 423 00:46:25,074 --> 00:46:26,189 Zorg, come here! 424 00:46:31,747 --> 00:46:33,032 Guess what I'm typing? 425 00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:35,243 I don't know. 426 00:46:35,334 --> 00:46:38,451 "The end." 427 00:46:39,672 --> 00:46:41,958 "The end"? I don't believe it. 428 00:46:47,596 --> 00:46:49,382 You've got me all wrong. 429 00:46:50,433 --> 00:46:54,847 You're a writer, not a plumber! What did I type? A novel! 430 00:46:54,937 --> 00:46:58,179 Don't be so dumb! Play the races if you like, 431 00:46:58,274 --> 00:47:00,811 I don't care, but stop being a plumber, okay? 432 00:47:01,610 --> 00:47:05,819 See this list? All the publishers in this dumb town! 433 00:47:07,116 --> 00:47:08,231 All of them! 434 00:47:09,452 --> 00:47:12,034 I think I'll go buy a racing mag. 435 00:47:12,121 --> 00:47:13,121 Go ahead. 436 00:47:19,128 --> 00:47:20,243 What'll it be? 437 00:47:20,796 --> 00:47:23,128 Tequila. “We don't have that. 438 00:47:27,136 --> 00:47:28,717 Pernod then. 439 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:30,680 Fifty-one? 440 00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:38,765 Make it a triple. 441 00:47:52,453 --> 00:47:55,365 Hey, are we on the banks of the marne here? 442 00:47:55,998 --> 00:47:57,408 How many rooms? Thirteen? 443 00:47:57,500 --> 00:48:02,085 Thirteen rooms on the banks of the marne can bring in cash. Honestly. 444 00:48:02,171 --> 00:48:06,460 Just bend down to pick it up. That's why I'm a hunchback. Here. 445 00:48:07,510 --> 00:48:10,092 - You're no hunchback. - I am. 446 00:48:10,179 --> 00:48:11,919 You're no hunchback, you're handsome. 447 00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:15,093 Come on, drink up, it's chianti. 448 00:48:15,184 --> 00:48:19,644 And there's parma ham, mortadella and homemade pate. 449 00:48:20,189 --> 00:48:23,431 And smyrna olives... smyrna olives. 450 00:48:30,032 --> 00:48:31,272 Is this a turbo? 451 00:48:31,367 --> 00:48:34,109 No, it's a ufo. 452 00:48:34,203 --> 00:48:36,114 - Is it yours? - No. 453 00:48:36,205 --> 00:48:37,820 Costs a lot! 454 00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:38,950 Yes, it costs a lot. 455 00:48:39,041 --> 00:48:41,657 It's got abs... “What's that? 456 00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:42,867 Great brakes! 457 00:48:43,712 --> 00:48:47,045 And it can do 150 miles per hour! 458 00:48:47,133 --> 00:48:48,133 My dad has one! 459 00:48:48,217 --> 00:48:52,005 Your dad has an old crate, and it's green! 460 00:48:52,096 --> 00:48:54,462 And in the end, the chick... 461 00:48:56,892 --> 00:48:58,132 There's Zorg! 462 00:49:02,231 --> 00:49:04,643 - And the racing mag? - Sold out. 463 00:49:04,733 --> 00:49:07,645 Lovejoy, baby shark and eat-your-soup in the lead! 464 00:49:07,736 --> 00:49:09,852 Lovejoy out! 465 00:49:14,910 --> 00:49:16,821 - You're Zorg? - That's me. 466 00:49:16,912 --> 00:49:17,992 Eddy sayolle. 467 00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:19,911 - Is he your wonder boy? - Yes, he's my eddy. 468 00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:24,833 Is that your ufo outside? 469 00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,002 You bet! Beautiful, isn't she? 470 00:49:27,089 --> 00:49:29,671 Some kids are taking her apart. 471 00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:31,669 Better just give 'em the keys! 472 00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:32,760 You're kidding! 473 00:49:37,266 --> 00:49:40,724 How about a ride on the motorway! 150! 474 00:49:41,604 --> 00:49:44,721 No, we have to mail the manuscripts! 475 00:49:49,278 --> 00:49:52,065 The ass she's got! 476 00:49:54,116 --> 00:49:55,401 Be good! 477 00:49:56,952 --> 00:49:59,068 I've got a better idea. 478 00:50:00,289 --> 00:50:02,245 Tequila rapido! 479 00:50:02,791 --> 00:50:04,031 What's that? 480 00:50:04,126 --> 00:50:05,582 Tequila rapido! 481 00:50:06,962 --> 00:50:09,920 You take a towel and a glass... 482 00:50:11,467 --> 00:50:13,958 And Tequila and schweppes. 483 00:50:22,811 --> 00:50:24,221 Say a prayer! 484 00:50:24,313 --> 00:50:25,313 Will it work? 485 00:50:25,397 --> 00:50:27,604 They'll print it, Betty! 486 00:50:29,568 --> 00:50:30,568 A kiss? 487 00:50:34,823 --> 00:50:36,279 Off it goes! 488 00:50:36,367 --> 00:50:38,608 So you write books! 489 00:50:45,501 --> 00:50:48,789 Do you make any bread doing that? 490 00:50:50,172 --> 00:50:51,628 Sometimes! 491 00:50:55,177 --> 00:50:58,920 You've got it made! A soft job behind a desk. 492 00:50:59,014 --> 00:51:01,471 You write, then go get the cash! 493 00:51:07,690 --> 00:51:09,601 And what is your... branch? 494 00:51:16,699 --> 00:51:17,699 Historical novels! 495 00:51:28,711 --> 00:51:30,167 Is that joint yours? 496 00:51:33,882 --> 00:51:35,497 Yes, pizza stromboli! 497 00:51:38,387 --> 00:51:40,002 Eddy's pizza parlor! 498 00:51:47,896 --> 00:51:50,808 I forget what kind of books you write! 499 00:51:50,899 --> 00:51:52,355 Science fiction! 500 00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:56,186 No, no. Science fiction! 501 00:52:15,591 --> 00:52:16,706 Shit! 502 00:52:17,926 --> 00:52:19,006 What's wrong? 503 00:52:19,094 --> 00:52:21,005 Nothing but rubbish in the post. 504 00:52:21,096 --> 00:52:24,088 It's only been 4 days. 4 days is nothing, okay? 505 00:52:25,768 --> 00:52:27,508 Let's have a cuddle. 506 00:52:27,603 --> 00:52:31,061 Yeah, let's have a cuddle. Where? Down here? 507 00:52:31,940 --> 00:52:33,680 - Upstairs. - Behind the bar. 508 00:52:33,776 --> 00:52:36,062 - Upstairs! - It's depressing up there. 509 00:52:36,779 --> 00:52:38,565 It's always the same each time. 510 00:53:12,481 --> 00:53:14,062 Do you at least trust me? 511 00:53:40,008 --> 00:53:42,124 Betty, come and see! 512 00:53:46,014 --> 00:53:47,970 What's going on? 513 00:53:52,354 --> 00:53:55,061 We're sinking into debauchery! 514 00:53:57,651 --> 00:53:59,266 Look at that! 515 00:53:59,361 --> 00:54:00,646 Fantastic! 516 00:54:03,198 --> 00:54:05,439 Don't mess up my stuff! 517 00:54:05,534 --> 00:54:07,525 He's moving in, okay? 518 00:54:09,830 --> 00:54:11,195 Shall we celebrate? 519 00:54:11,290 --> 00:54:12,655 What's going on? 520 00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:13,785 Don't touch! 521 00:54:13,876 --> 00:54:16,288 - Do they make 'em for men too? - Very funny. 522 00:54:17,212 --> 00:54:18,668 Try one on! 523 00:54:20,048 --> 00:54:23,290 It's the only thing I feel good in. 524 00:54:23,385 --> 00:54:26,172 100% silk! There's a red one too! 525 00:54:26,263 --> 00:54:27,469 Hold these. I'll help him. 526 00:54:27,556 --> 00:54:30,013 - Feels sexy! - Of course, are you kidding? 527 00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:32,261 - Soft to the touch. - Open the bottles! 528 00:54:32,352 --> 00:54:34,764 Quick, take that off. We'll take the bottle of champagne! 529 00:54:58,754 --> 00:54:59,914 No mail on Sunday. 530 00:55:00,964 --> 00:55:01,964 Oh, yeah. That's right. 531 00:55:04,259 --> 00:55:06,170 Have some coffee... 532 00:55:08,096 --> 00:55:09,302 And a croissant. 533 00:55:10,933 --> 00:55:13,390 That's the way things go, huh? 534 00:55:18,315 --> 00:55:19,725 I've got a job for you two. 535 00:55:20,609 --> 00:55:21,849 Like what? 536 00:55:21,944 --> 00:55:24,230 "Like what"! A job! 537 00:55:30,953 --> 00:55:32,944 Where's my milanese? 538 00:55:34,122 --> 00:55:36,784 Don't forget those aperitifs on the terrace! 539 00:55:38,377 --> 00:55:39,377 Here you go, eddy. 540 00:55:39,461 --> 00:55:41,292 Did you get number three? 541 00:55:41,380 --> 00:55:43,712 - No, not yet. - What is this? Here, it's yours. 542 00:55:43,799 --> 00:55:45,209 Is it always like this? 543 00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:47,040 And nine? Where is nine? 544 00:55:47,135 --> 00:55:50,548 Between eight and ten usually. Good night! 545 00:55:50,639 --> 00:55:52,630 Those drinks! 546 00:55:55,477 --> 00:55:56,683 Doing okay? 547 00:55:57,980 --> 00:55:59,891 Did you get nine? “Where is nine? 548 00:55:59,982 --> 00:56:01,222 The fat lady! 549 00:56:01,316 --> 00:56:04,149 May we order? Really! 550 00:56:06,655 --> 00:56:08,486 Where are the toilets? 551 00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:14,116 Give me a neapolitan, no anchovies. 552 00:56:15,831 --> 00:56:19,244 No, hold on... I don't know what to choose. 553 00:56:19,334 --> 00:56:21,620 Have the most expensive one. It must be the best. 554 00:56:24,339 --> 00:56:26,500 A Margarita. I'll have a Margarita. 555 00:56:27,384 --> 00:56:28,864 Are there anchovies in the Margarita? 556 00:56:29,845 --> 00:56:32,086 - Sorry? - No! There are no anchovies! 557 00:56:32,180 --> 00:56:35,923 A Margarita with anchovies then. Can I have ham too? 558 00:56:36,018 --> 00:56:37,428 There's ham in it. 559 00:56:37,519 --> 00:56:38,554 Where does it say that? 560 00:56:39,354 --> 00:56:40,764 It's not written in the stars. 561 00:56:42,190 --> 00:56:43,976 Honestly, it's really small print. 562 00:56:44,693 --> 00:56:47,025 Get yourself some acoustic spectacles! 563 00:56:49,698 --> 00:56:52,440 She's totally crazy! She almost tore my head off. 564 00:56:52,534 --> 00:56:55,742 Calm down. Have you considered my offer yet, Marie? 565 00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:01,369 Come on, smile! 566 00:57:03,712 --> 00:57:05,452 - I've had it! - What's wrong? 567 00:57:05,547 --> 00:57:08,960 That bitch at five! I'll hit her pretty soon! 568 00:57:09,051 --> 00:57:10,882 I'll handle her! 569 00:57:13,472 --> 00:57:15,133 Is there some problem? 570 00:57:15,223 --> 00:57:17,805 Is that girl an idiot or what? 571 00:57:17,893 --> 00:57:20,259 I said pizza with anchovies, not ham! 572 00:57:21,229 --> 00:57:23,971 Try some pimento sauce on it. 573 00:57:24,066 --> 00:57:27,558 No, now give me what I ordered! 574 00:57:27,653 --> 00:57:29,018 I'll see what I can do. 575 00:57:29,905 --> 00:57:31,611 Mine is great! No problem! 576 00:57:31,698 --> 00:57:33,313 What do you need? 577 00:57:33,408 --> 00:57:34,818 Do you know nouvelle cuisine? 578 00:57:34,910 --> 00:57:36,491 That's just crap! 579 00:57:36,578 --> 00:57:39,240 Wait till you see my repel cuisine! Watch! 580 00:57:40,749 --> 00:57:44,913 You pick out the worst garbage you can find, 581 00:57:45,420 --> 00:57:48,162 stinky junk, bits of sweaty sausage, 582 00:57:49,091 --> 00:57:52,174 a little tomato, nice, fresh spaghetti, 583 00:57:52,260 --> 00:57:56,549 an old cheese rind, lettuce that's good and rotten... 584 00:57:58,266 --> 00:57:59,631 One olive, 585 00:58:00,268 --> 00:58:02,008 and there you are! 586 00:58:02,104 --> 00:58:03,685 Now add a little sunshine! 587 00:58:04,439 --> 00:58:05,679 I forgot the best part! 588 00:58:05,774 --> 00:58:08,390 Oh, shit! You said it! 589 00:58:10,779 --> 00:58:12,064 How's your pizza? 590 00:58:12,614 --> 00:58:13,614 Hot! 591 00:58:13,699 --> 00:58:14,939 It's you that's hot! 592 00:58:16,618 --> 00:58:18,199 You're turning me on! 593 00:58:18,286 --> 00:58:19,742 Look out for your blouse! 594 00:58:20,622 --> 00:58:21,702 Doesn't matter. 595 00:58:28,964 --> 00:58:31,250 - What's wrong? - I'm tired. 596 00:58:32,968 --> 00:58:35,084 - I'm okay, just tired. - Want a drag? 597 00:58:43,145 --> 00:58:45,602 Good-bye and thank you! 598 00:58:52,487 --> 00:58:53,602 A madhouse. 599 00:59:02,164 --> 00:59:03,654 What kind of books do you write? 600 00:59:04,416 --> 00:59:05,496 Detective novels. 601 00:59:07,335 --> 00:59:09,621 - Any answer yet? - Not yet. 602 00:59:11,339 --> 00:59:13,295 Shut up! 603 00:59:14,009 --> 00:59:16,295 You're insane! Call the manager! 604 00:59:16,845 --> 00:59:17,845 What's wrong? 605 00:59:17,929 --> 00:59:20,591 The service was rotten all evening! 606 00:59:20,682 --> 00:59:23,799 And now this little fool won't get my coat! 607 00:59:24,352 --> 00:59:25,592 I'll pay their bill! 608 00:59:25,687 --> 00:59:28,303 Keep out of this! Go back to your dishes! 609 00:59:28,398 --> 00:59:30,013 - Calm down. - Get the hell off me! 610 00:59:30,859 --> 00:59:32,440 You're crazy! 611 00:59:32,527 --> 00:59:34,142 - Insane! - Betty, calm down. 612 00:59:34,696 --> 00:59:36,482 You should have her locked up! 613 00:59:37,032 --> 00:59:38,818 Throw them out, eddy! 614 00:59:58,887 --> 00:59:59,887 What's the matter? 615 01:00:00,722 --> 01:00:02,553 Nothing, she'll be okay. 616 01:00:02,641 --> 01:00:04,882 Shit, tell me what happened! 617 01:00:04,976 --> 01:00:06,716 Leave me alone with her! 618 01:00:06,812 --> 01:00:08,803 Put water on her face. 619 01:00:10,482 --> 01:00:11,562 I'll get some. 620 01:00:11,650 --> 01:00:13,606 Beat it, eddy! Shit! 621 01:00:19,825 --> 01:00:21,565 I'm here now, sweetheart. 622 01:00:28,834 --> 01:00:30,165 It's over now. 623 01:00:40,804 --> 01:00:41,804 Of course. 624 01:01:21,052 --> 01:01:22,383 Is she sleeping? 625 01:01:23,722 --> 01:01:24,962 Of course she's sleeping. 626 01:01:33,231 --> 01:01:34,721 What was it? Is she sick? 627 01:01:35,734 --> 01:01:37,941 Look, don't you ever get mad? 628 01:01:38,570 --> 01:01:41,607 Mad, yes, but that scared me! 629 01:01:42,574 --> 01:01:44,986 Now don't say it was nothing! 630 01:01:45,076 --> 01:01:47,317 She almost killed that woman! 631 01:01:47,412 --> 01:01:48,492 Bullshit! 632 01:01:48,580 --> 01:01:49,580 Okay, I'll stop. 633 01:01:54,586 --> 01:01:56,122 With your royalties... 634 01:01:56,213 --> 01:01:59,751 Shit, stop bugging me about "my books"! 635 01:01:59,841 --> 01:02:04,130 I've only written one in all my life! 636 01:02:04,846 --> 01:02:09,681 And I doubt I could write another one! "Royalties"! 637 01:02:10,685 --> 01:02:11,925 I thought... 638 01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:13,226 You thought what? 639 01:02:13,313 --> 01:02:14,849 She told you that? 640 01:02:14,940 --> 01:02:17,431 She found a manuscript and thinks I'm a genius. 641 01:02:18,109 --> 01:02:20,350 Keeps waiting for publishers to reply. 642 01:02:21,112 --> 01:02:23,148 That drives her nuts. 643 01:02:27,452 --> 01:02:28,452 She may be right. 644 01:02:30,121 --> 01:02:31,121 About what? 645 01:02:32,457 --> 01:02:33,457 That you're a genius. 646 01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:38,578 You bet! Read this, toots! 647 01:02:41,132 --> 01:02:42,622 "United books. 648 01:02:43,802 --> 01:02:48,796 Sorry no. Amusing, but your style is unbearable. 649 01:02:49,975 --> 01:02:52,557 You deliberately wrote a non-book..." 650 01:02:52,644 --> 01:02:54,805 Who is this queer? 651 01:02:56,439 --> 01:02:57,679 Hide that quick! 652 01:03:01,486 --> 01:03:02,646 How are you today? 653 01:03:08,326 --> 01:03:09,566 What's wrong with him? 654 01:03:09,661 --> 01:03:12,243 Something he can't swallow. 655 01:03:12,330 --> 01:03:15,493 - I see. Well, I feel great! - Some coffee? 656 01:03:19,671 --> 01:03:20,911 Any mail yet? 657 01:03:21,006 --> 01:03:22,212 I didn't look. 658 01:03:22,924 --> 01:03:23,924 I'll go look. 659 01:03:40,525 --> 01:03:44,234 Betty was a wild horse that had cut her hamstrings 660 01:03:44,321 --> 01:03:47,654 jumping over a wall and was trying to get up. 661 01:03:47,741 --> 01:03:49,606 What she thought was a Meadow 662 01:03:49,701 --> 01:03:53,410 was a gloomy pen. She couldn't bear immobility. 663 01:03:54,873 --> 01:03:56,033 She was not maade for that 664 01:04:01,755 --> 01:04:03,962 "I've read everything, but nothing 665 01:04:04,049 --> 01:04:06,961 like what you had the poor taste to send us. 666 01:04:08,053 --> 01:04:10,385 Your writing shows all the signs of aids. 667 01:04:11,056 --> 01:04:15,470 I return this nauseating flower you call a novel. 668 01:04:16,061 --> 01:04:18,302 Rely on me for publicity. 669 01:04:18,396 --> 01:04:21,479 Leave that thing where it belongs 670 01:04:21,566 --> 01:04:23,932 in the quagmire of your brain. 671 01:04:24,736 --> 01:04:27,318 Sincerely yours, Thomas colas." 672 01:04:33,995 --> 01:04:35,860 That's just part of the game. 673 01:04:37,248 --> 01:04:39,785 We're bound to run into morons. 674 01:04:40,418 --> 01:04:41,874 It won't kill us. 675 01:04:45,590 --> 01:04:46,875 It's not important, my love. 676 01:04:51,262 --> 01:04:52,262 Okay, it's not important. 677 01:04:53,932 --> 01:04:55,513 I'm going to a doctor. 678 01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:56,680 Anything wrong? 679 01:04:56,768 --> 01:05:00,602 No, just to see if my iud is okay. Coming with me? 680 01:05:03,274 --> 01:05:05,560 I'll put some makeup on first. 681 01:05:06,361 --> 01:05:09,103 I love to look at old magazines, it's reassuring. 682 01:05:10,532 --> 01:05:13,023 I look silly, give me my jacket! 683 01:05:13,118 --> 01:05:15,359 But I look good in it! 684 01:05:15,453 --> 01:05:16,989 Is this it? There's no plaque! 685 01:05:19,958 --> 01:05:22,290 Stop it, he's not deaf! 686 01:05:28,925 --> 01:05:30,925 - What is this about? - My wife has an appointment. 687 01:05:31,469 --> 01:05:32,834 Did you write this? 688 01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:34,489 - What's going on? - I asked a question. 689 01:05:34,514 --> 01:05:36,800 You recognize this, don't you? 690 01:05:37,308 --> 01:05:38,308 Who signed this? 691 01:05:39,811 --> 01:05:42,223 - Shitty asshole publisher! - Are you mad! 692 01:05:42,313 --> 01:05:44,304 Yes, I'm mad as hell! 693 01:05:44,399 --> 01:05:45,889 I'll clean it all up. 694 01:05:45,984 --> 01:05:47,724 Leave it, you shithead! 695 01:05:47,819 --> 01:05:50,060 Tell him what you think! 696 01:05:50,155 --> 01:05:53,067 I don't give a damn about his letter! 697 01:05:53,158 --> 01:05:56,070 In your writing as well as your speech, 698 01:05:56,161 --> 01:05:58,903 you show no notion of good taste! 699 01:05:58,997 --> 01:06:01,238 And you think you do! 700 01:06:01,332 --> 01:06:02,993 Get out! This is my home! 701 01:06:04,002 --> 01:06:05,162 Stop making a scene! 702 01:06:05,837 --> 01:06:06,837 You're mad! 703 01:06:13,011 --> 01:06:14,011 She's insane! 704 01:06:14,721 --> 01:06:16,086 Quick, Betty. Hurry up. 705 01:06:17,849 --> 01:06:19,089 You're totally nuts! 706 01:06:19,184 --> 01:06:20,765 Why do you always give in? 707 01:06:20,852 --> 01:06:22,433 Forget assholes like him. 708 01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:25,603 - Jesus, nothing ever touches you. - That's not true. 709 01:06:25,690 --> 01:06:27,305 Well prove it then. 710 01:06:30,862 --> 01:06:33,604 Pharistopoli has the world's best olives. 711 01:06:33,698 --> 01:06:36,565 The best you'll find anywhere on the market. 712 01:06:37,535 --> 01:06:41,278 - No, thank you, I don't drink. - It's only cactus juice. 713 01:06:41,372 --> 01:06:43,954 Just for you then. My wife doesn't like my drinking. 714 01:06:44,042 --> 01:06:46,283 Where's that from? 715 01:06:46,377 --> 01:06:49,119 Black olives, wrinkled ones, are the best. 716 01:06:49,214 --> 01:06:50,875 There are two kinds. 717 01:06:50,965 --> 01:06:53,297 The big wrinkled one is a Syrian olive. 718 01:06:53,384 --> 01:06:54,419 Good for pizzas. 719 01:06:54,511 --> 01:06:57,048 No, for pizzas, you're better off with that one. 720 01:06:58,056 --> 01:07:01,640 It's stuffed with pepper so maybe it's not the best choice. 721 01:07:04,395 --> 01:07:06,807 Pitted ones don't interest me. That one does. 722 01:07:06,898 --> 01:07:08,559 That one's for you, eddy. 723 01:07:09,776 --> 01:07:11,312 Try the Rose of Cairo. 724 01:07:11,402 --> 01:07:12,938 One more for Mr. pharistopholi. 725 01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:16,317 Pharistopoli, not pharistopholi. Pharistopoli. 726 01:07:16,407 --> 01:07:18,238 Here you go. Bottoms up. 727 01:07:18,326 --> 01:07:21,238 - No, I shouldn't. - Will you have another? 728 01:07:22,580 --> 01:07:23,911 It's not bad. 729 01:07:24,749 --> 01:07:25,749 I'll take... 730 01:07:26,584 --> 01:07:29,121 - How much? - Normally, they're 350 a kilo. 731 01:07:29,212 --> 01:07:32,955 - What? 350 a kilo? - Yes, it's a fair price. 732 01:07:33,758 --> 01:07:35,999 Take one, Zorg. Make him a Tequila rapido. 733 01:07:36,094 --> 01:07:37,755 No, really, I don't drink. 734 01:07:38,346 --> 01:07:40,507 Excuse me. You have the six varieties here. 735 01:07:40,598 --> 01:07:41,742 - Another, please. - What, Tequila? 736 01:07:41,766 --> 01:07:45,008 Eight varieties in two halves, times two makes 16. 737 01:07:45,103 --> 01:07:46,343 Two times eight, 16. 738 01:07:46,437 --> 01:07:49,349 Each of the 16 varieties for 350 a kilo. 739 01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:50,646 Honestly. 740 01:07:52,777 --> 01:07:54,046 - I'll have that one. - Excuse me. 741 01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:55,070 Go ahead. 742 01:07:55,780 --> 01:07:57,395 You spat on my nose. 743 01:07:58,116 --> 01:08:00,027 I'll try the purple Rose now. 744 01:08:00,118 --> 01:08:03,110 The black one... the black one's the best. 745 01:08:03,955 --> 01:08:07,118 You haven't tried this one, the Tequila... No, that's not it. 746 01:08:07,625 --> 01:08:11,038 What am I talking about? I can't remember what it is. 747 01:08:11,129 --> 01:08:12,129 It's an olive. 748 01:08:12,213 --> 01:08:14,704 I know that, I'm an olive salesman. 749 01:08:14,799 --> 01:08:18,007 How about it, Zorg? Let's take... let's take them all. 750 01:08:19,637 --> 01:08:21,878 - You can't have the case. - I'll pay for it. 751 01:08:21,973 --> 01:08:25,306 You put on a real show for that olive seller. 752 01:08:26,144 --> 01:08:29,557 Hey! Cut it out! It's brand new. Those things stain leather! 753 01:08:29,647 --> 01:08:31,057 Shit, cut it out! 754 01:08:31,149 --> 01:08:34,061 Great, right in the eye. Shit! 755 01:08:34,152 --> 01:08:35,733 Take it easy, eddy. 756 01:08:35,820 --> 01:08:38,607 There you go, sir. Just look at my wheels... 757 01:08:43,161 --> 01:08:44,742 Quit messing around. 758 01:08:44,829 --> 01:08:45,829 What's wrong with her? 759 01:08:52,754 --> 01:08:55,245 I can explain everything. 760 01:08:55,340 --> 01:08:57,831 It's not really her fault. It's mine in fact. 761 01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:01,755 In a way... 762 01:09:01,846 --> 01:09:05,088 Don't tire yourself. I've heard that tune a hundred times. 763 01:09:05,808 --> 01:09:08,720 I noted down the charges and spoke to your friend. 764 01:09:11,689 --> 01:09:14,852 Quite a pretty girl, but a bit uptight. 765 01:09:14,942 --> 01:09:18,434 She's not always like that. How can I put this? 766 01:09:18,529 --> 01:09:23,068 She has fits, every month. It's hard for men to understand. 767 01:09:24,202 --> 01:09:26,443 Don't push it too far. 768 01:09:26,537 --> 01:09:28,027 No, of course not. 769 01:09:33,711 --> 01:09:35,201 So you write novels, do you? 770 01:09:35,838 --> 01:09:38,796 Yes, or rather I'm trying to get published. It's not easy. 771 01:09:44,889 --> 01:09:48,507 They're all fucking assholes in those publishing houses. 772 01:09:50,228 --> 01:09:51,308 I should know. 773 01:09:54,399 --> 01:09:57,516 Stay there, I want to show you something. 774 01:10:12,417 --> 01:10:13,623 What do you think this is? 775 01:10:19,424 --> 01:10:20,424 A manuscript. 776 01:10:30,101 --> 01:10:31,307 Exactly! 777 01:10:33,938 --> 01:10:35,178 I'm getting to like you. 778 01:10:37,442 --> 01:10:41,776 You won't believe me, but I've had 27 refusals on this. 779 01:10:42,363 --> 01:10:43,363 Twenty-seven? 780 01:10:44,615 --> 01:10:47,857 Twenty-seven. They're first-class assholes. 781 01:10:47,952 --> 01:10:49,863 Twenty-seven refusals. That's quite a lot. 782 01:10:52,123 --> 01:10:56,787 When I think of all the years that I've put into that book. 783 01:10:57,295 --> 01:11:00,537 All the best cases, the toughest ones are in there. 784 01:11:01,299 --> 01:11:03,210 It's real dynamite. 785 01:11:03,301 --> 01:11:04,791 Believe me, it hurts. 786 01:11:04,886 --> 01:11:06,626 It hurts a lot. Trust me. 787 01:11:08,139 --> 01:11:09,549 I trust you. 788 01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:13,724 There are some dumb cops whose shitty memoirs sell millions. 789 01:11:13,811 --> 01:11:16,553 So why are the publishers all against me? 790 01:11:16,647 --> 01:11:18,763 Don't even try to understand them. 791 01:11:20,151 --> 01:11:22,312 Publishers are all fucking assholes. 792 01:11:25,823 --> 01:11:27,029 Feel like a drink, old fellow? 793 01:11:27,825 --> 01:11:29,156 You bet I do. 794 01:11:38,503 --> 01:11:40,368 To future success! Don't let them get you down! 795 01:11:49,347 --> 01:11:52,384 I can't say your friend's right, 796 01:11:52,475 --> 01:11:54,386 but there again she's not wrong. 797 01:11:57,188 --> 01:11:59,270 A good cop story full of sex! 798 01:12:00,024 --> 01:12:01,184 That's the best kind. 799 01:12:02,819 --> 01:12:05,936 When that asshole called, I thought he'll pay for the rest. 800 01:12:06,030 --> 01:12:08,612 I was glad. I had a drink to celebrate. 801 01:12:08,699 --> 01:12:11,862 She only scratched him. He's making a mountain of a molehill. 802 01:12:11,953 --> 01:12:14,535 Eight stitches. I'd have demolished him. 803 01:12:14,622 --> 01:12:19,332 Do they think they rule the world? Fancy one for the road? 804 01:12:20,878 --> 01:12:23,460 Your book's sitting here nice and warm. 805 01:12:23,548 --> 01:12:25,413 Like a plane ready to take off. 806 01:12:25,508 --> 01:12:27,874 Believe you me, it'll be published. 807 01:12:29,053 --> 01:12:30,293 I don't think so. 808 01:12:30,388 --> 01:12:32,219 It will, I'm sure. 809 01:12:33,224 --> 01:12:36,432 What about Betty? Can we drop the whole thing? 810 01:12:38,896 --> 01:12:42,889 God damn it! I could leave this shitty office. 811 01:12:45,903 --> 01:12:47,234 Can I go and get her? 812 01:12:48,573 --> 01:12:50,814 Shit, you just don't understand. 813 01:12:50,908 --> 01:12:54,150 Can't you see she did all this for guys like you and me? 814 01:12:54,245 --> 01:12:56,907 I know, but there are the fucking charges. 815 01:12:57,748 --> 01:13:00,785 Come on, you're a policeman. There must be some way out of it. 816 01:13:01,586 --> 01:13:03,747 It's not easy. There are records. 817 01:13:05,923 --> 01:13:06,923 Okay, I get it. 818 01:13:08,593 --> 01:13:09,878 No, hold on. 819 01:13:11,762 --> 01:13:12,877 There may be a way. 820 01:13:16,767 --> 01:13:18,632 Go on then, confess. 821 01:13:19,437 --> 01:13:23,771 The guy would have to decide not to press charges. 822 01:13:25,276 --> 01:13:26,561 It's that simple. 823 01:13:26,652 --> 01:13:27,858 Who is it? 824 01:13:27,945 --> 01:13:29,435 It's for 7hhhe book show... 825 01:13:37,288 --> 01:13:38,288 Right! 826 01:13:41,959 --> 01:13:44,917 Fancy a drink, sweetie-pie? You're a bit pale. 827 01:13:46,631 --> 01:13:47,711 Martini... 828 01:13:50,301 --> 01:13:51,541 Here. 829 01:13:52,803 --> 01:13:54,259 Nice place you've got here. 830 01:13:57,808 --> 01:14:00,971 I'm not mad about the book. It's not your fault. 831 01:14:01,062 --> 01:14:02,643 I didn't particularly write it for you. 832 01:14:04,148 --> 01:14:07,561 So we'll just leave it there. It's one big misunderstanding. 833 01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:10,320 That girl 834 01:14:10,404 --> 01:14:11,940 is the only good thing in my life. 835 01:14:12,448 --> 01:14:13,733 Apart from her, there's nothing. 836 01:14:16,994 --> 01:14:19,406 So you're not going to press charges. 837 01:14:27,672 --> 01:14:31,665 Remember just one thing. I've nothing to lose, nothing. 838 01:14:37,682 --> 01:14:38,762 Go on. 839 01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:43,347 You got the wrong number. It's the speaking clock. 840 01:14:44,855 --> 01:14:47,688 There. Drink up, kiddies. Drink up. 841 01:14:50,027 --> 01:14:52,359 Give me your glass. Drink up. 842 01:14:55,032 --> 01:14:57,523 - What's the toast to? - Friday! 843 01:15:02,707 --> 01:15:04,618 Life is fucking great! 844 01:15:04,709 --> 01:15:07,451 I don't know why but I feel great tonight. 845 01:15:07,545 --> 01:15:09,706 It's family. Honestly, it's family. 846 01:15:10,715 --> 01:15:13,457 You can laugh but it's a real gut feeling. 847 01:15:13,551 --> 01:15:15,416 Just looking at you here warms my heart. 848 01:15:16,220 --> 01:15:19,053 Look, my quiff's a mess, my heart's so warm. 849 01:15:20,725 --> 01:15:22,056 Big kisses to you all. 850 01:15:23,060 --> 01:15:24,060 Here's a kiss for you. 851 01:15:28,065 --> 01:15:29,976 And you too, sweetheart. 852 01:15:30,067 --> 01:15:31,978 Kiss your hero, he deserves it. 853 01:15:35,906 --> 01:15:37,897 Break! Break! 854 01:15:38,909 --> 01:15:40,319 I've an idea. 855 01:15:57,720 --> 01:16:02,840 And we put the salt and the tomatoes... 856 01:16:07,605 --> 01:16:09,516 Come here, I'm all alone! 857 01:16:09,607 --> 01:16:11,438 I'm coming, baby! 858 01:16:22,620 --> 01:16:24,406 It's dy, it's na, it's mite... 859 01:16:24,497 --> 01:16:26,579 - It's dynamite! - It's dynamite! 860 01:16:28,209 --> 01:16:30,666 - Dance with me! - Yes, of course! 861 01:16:40,137 --> 01:16:41,468 The sauce! 862 01:16:43,224 --> 01:16:46,057 I would've loved to be a rocker! 863 01:16:46,143 --> 01:16:49,135 Shit, he's a real rocker! 864 01:16:52,650 --> 01:16:54,891 - Don't touch! - Come and help me! 865 01:16:54,985 --> 01:16:56,225 I put it in the sauce. 866 01:17:15,172 --> 01:17:17,163 Pizza stromboli! 867 01:17:31,772 --> 01:17:32,772 Oh, no. Fuck. 868 01:17:32,857 --> 01:17:34,347 What's wrong, eddy? 869 01:17:35,985 --> 01:17:36,985 What happened, eddy? 870 01:17:40,197 --> 01:17:41,403 My mother's dead. 871 01:17:42,992 --> 01:17:44,277 My mother's dead! 872 01:17:47,037 --> 01:17:48,243 I feel awful! 873 01:17:48,998 --> 01:17:49,998 Here. 874 01:17:55,045 --> 01:17:56,751 Is this your only black tie? 875 01:18:00,634 --> 01:18:02,044 I have to be there. 876 01:18:08,392 --> 01:18:10,223 For the funeral. 877 01:18:11,187 --> 01:18:15,021 You should get a little rest now, darling. 878 01:18:18,736 --> 01:18:19,942 I have to dress. 879 01:18:20,029 --> 01:18:21,485 But you're already dressed. 880 01:18:21,572 --> 01:18:23,403 Give me my jacket. 881 01:18:26,994 --> 01:18:29,986 No, sleep, and I'll call you a cab later. 882 01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:35,499 It's 560 miles. If I leave now, I'll make it. 883 01:18:35,586 --> 01:18:39,920 You're nuts, you'll never make it in one piece! 884 01:18:40,007 --> 01:18:41,668 We won't let you go alone! 885 01:18:41,759 --> 01:18:44,375 You don't realize! My mother's dead! 886 01:18:48,098 --> 01:18:49,554 Help him. 887 01:19:06,617 --> 01:19:08,027 It's not funny. 888 01:19:08,118 --> 01:19:10,951 Cut it out, it's not funny! 889 01:19:38,315 --> 01:19:39,315 Hold on, it's just there. 890 01:19:40,484 --> 01:19:43,317 There it is. See the shop over there? 891 01:19:44,321 --> 01:19:46,983 There. Drive across the square. 892 01:19:48,993 --> 01:19:50,654 Drive, god damn it! 893 01:19:54,164 --> 01:19:55,370 There! Just there! 894 01:20:03,257 --> 01:20:06,841 - Are you... - So, she sold pianos. 895 01:20:07,344 --> 01:20:08,344 Did she sell a lot? 896 01:20:09,013 --> 01:20:10,378 That's not nice. 897 01:20:11,515 --> 01:20:12,721 Well, are we going in? 898 01:20:47,051 --> 01:20:48,382 It's all right... 899 01:23:11,862 --> 01:23:13,523 What's all that noise? 900 01:23:13,614 --> 01:23:14,979 It's not Christian! 901 01:23:15,824 --> 01:23:17,735 It's okay. Forget it. 902 01:23:17,826 --> 01:23:19,066 Your poor mother's upstairs! 903 01:23:19,161 --> 01:23:22,528 It's Christian enough. They're my friends. 904 01:23:23,999 --> 01:23:25,455 I didn't know you could play. 905 01:23:26,168 --> 01:23:29,001 I can't. Just two or three things. 906 01:23:31,507 --> 01:23:32,997 You're a funny girl. 907 01:23:35,636 --> 01:23:37,672 I waited ages for a meaning in life. 908 01:23:39,348 --> 01:23:42,010 You're the best thing that ever happened to me. 909 01:23:42,851 --> 01:23:46,343 You're only saying that because you're tired. 910 01:23:47,981 --> 01:23:51,098 If I'd written that book, I'd have a meaning in life. 911 01:23:51,193 --> 01:23:53,525 It's only bringing us trouble. 912 01:23:55,030 --> 01:23:58,773 It's not because you wrote it. You are a writer! 913 01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:03,786 Then why can't I write anymore now? 914 01:24:03,872 --> 01:24:06,204 Because you're a prize dumbbell. 915 01:24:07,543 --> 01:24:08,703 Thank you. 916 01:24:12,714 --> 01:24:13,829 You look tired. 917 01:24:15,217 --> 01:24:16,457 I'm okay. 918 01:24:28,063 --> 01:24:29,348 Did you see all those stars? 919 01:24:33,151 --> 01:24:34,151 What's wrong? 920 01:24:34,236 --> 01:24:35,772 Nothing, I'm fine. 921 01:24:35,862 --> 01:24:36,897 You're feverish. 922 01:24:40,576 --> 01:24:41,986 Where are you? Stay. 923 01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:43,817 I'm here. What's wrong? 924 01:24:43,912 --> 01:24:46,824 I won't leave you. Do you want a cigarette? 925 01:24:46,915 --> 01:24:48,906 No, everything's fine, just fine. 926 01:24:58,427 --> 01:25:01,510 Have you seen all those stars out there? 927 01:25:01,597 --> 01:25:03,758 It's because it's a clear night. 928 01:25:39,635 --> 01:25:40,635 Pass me the nuoc mam. 929 01:25:41,261 --> 01:25:42,261 The what? 930 01:25:42,346 --> 01:25:46,134 The sauce, nuoc mam. N-u-o-c-m-a-m. 931 01:25:47,601 --> 01:25:48,716 None left. 932 01:25:50,979 --> 01:25:52,139 At least it was a nice day. 933 01:26:04,159 --> 01:26:05,569 Sometimes I wish I were a dog. 934 01:26:23,345 --> 01:26:24,835 A life isn't much. 935 01:26:27,349 --> 01:26:28,680 Just four photos. 936 01:26:47,536 --> 01:26:48,536 You okay? 937 01:26:50,831 --> 01:26:52,071 Like it here? 938 01:26:52,165 --> 01:26:53,165 It's different! 939 01:26:58,046 --> 01:27:00,412 I want to make you and Betty an offer. 940 01:27:03,218 --> 01:27:05,630 Stay here and run the piano store. 941 01:27:06,722 --> 01:27:08,428 See? I'm psychic! 942 01:27:11,893 --> 01:27:13,349 Shall I go ask Betty? 943 01:27:14,062 --> 01:27:17,145 Tell me, do you like the idea? 944 01:27:17,232 --> 01:27:18,438 Yes I do. 945 01:27:29,077 --> 01:27:30,408 Fantastic! 946 01:27:36,084 --> 01:27:37,199 Just one thing... 947 01:27:40,756 --> 01:27:42,496 Take her flowers now and then. 948 01:27:43,258 --> 01:27:45,419 - Who? - My mother. 949 01:27:45,510 --> 01:27:46,750 Yes, of course. 950 01:27:49,765 --> 01:27:53,257 He sure gave us a nice present! 951 01:27:55,437 --> 01:27:58,270 No, I just can't do it! 952 01:27:58,356 --> 01:27:59,356 Can't what? 953 01:27:59,441 --> 01:28:01,022 Sleep in a dead woman's bed! 954 01:28:01,109 --> 01:28:05,694 I know it's no fun, but just don't think about it! 955 01:28:05,781 --> 01:28:07,863 No, I refuse! 956 01:28:07,949 --> 01:28:09,029 Shit! 957 01:28:10,118 --> 01:28:11,779 I don't believe it. 958 01:28:16,917 --> 01:28:19,283 Do you know how late it is? 959 01:28:20,754 --> 01:28:23,621 We'll just use this foldaway. 960 01:28:25,967 --> 01:28:30,506 Let me, it's a man's job! 961 01:28:35,811 --> 01:28:37,301 Stupid thing! 962 01:28:37,979 --> 01:28:40,220 You said it was a man's job! 963 01:28:40,315 --> 01:28:41,646 What is this? 964 01:28:43,777 --> 01:28:44,777 Pain in the ass! 965 01:28:45,862 --> 01:28:47,318 Can't you do it, man? 966 01:28:53,829 --> 01:28:54,989 Shitty thing! 967 01:28:57,499 --> 01:28:59,990 Calm down. Use the pedal! 968 01:29:00,544 --> 01:29:02,705 The pedal is stuck, Betty! 969 01:29:03,338 --> 01:29:05,329 I'll go get the tools then! 970 01:29:07,050 --> 01:29:09,837 Hell, not at this time of night! 971 01:29:16,434 --> 01:29:17,434 Shit. 972 01:29:17,978 --> 01:29:18,978 Really? 973 01:29:19,062 --> 01:29:20,393 I didn't do it on purpose! 974 01:29:24,025 --> 01:29:26,767 Let's stop, it'll only get worse. 975 01:29:28,989 --> 01:29:30,195 It's safer. 976 01:29:30,699 --> 01:29:33,532 "Sleep away the foldaway way!" 977 01:29:35,036 --> 01:29:36,617 What are you up to? 978 01:29:36,705 --> 01:29:40,368 It gives off bad vibes. You don't feel 'em of course! 979 01:29:47,883 --> 01:29:49,919 The bad vibes are gone now! 980 01:29:59,561 --> 01:30:00,676 I liked that place. 981 01:30:01,897 --> 01:30:03,478 Sunny weather, sunny people. 982 01:30:05,233 --> 01:30:08,100 As if theyd all had their motors tuned. 983 01:30:37,599 --> 01:30:39,635 I hope I'm not disturbing you. 984 01:30:40,769 --> 01:30:42,760 Is that your mattress 985 01:30:42,854 --> 01:30:44,094 near the trash can? 986 01:30:44,189 --> 01:30:45,520 Yes. What's wrong? 987 01:30:46,107 --> 01:30:49,691 Well, we don't handle stuff like that. 988 01:30:49,778 --> 01:30:51,314 We want nothing to do with it. 989 01:30:52,113 --> 01:30:55,822 What can I do? Cut it up and eat a piece every morning? 990 01:30:56,785 --> 01:30:58,150 I don't know. 991 01:30:58,244 --> 01:31:01,452 - Is it your mattress? - Yes, it is, in a way... 992 01:31:02,415 --> 01:31:03,951 Is he pissing you off? 993 01:31:04,709 --> 01:31:05,789 Well, is he? 994 01:31:10,298 --> 01:31:12,539 Is the fucking mattress his? 995 01:31:12,634 --> 01:31:14,215 For pity's sake, Bobby... 996 01:31:15,136 --> 01:31:16,136 Bastard! 997 01:31:16,805 --> 01:31:18,511 Don't get carried away. 998 01:31:18,598 --> 01:31:21,305 Filth! Filth! 999 01:31:22,644 --> 01:31:25,305 Bastard! 1000 01:31:36,825 --> 01:31:40,943 One day he threw one like that in the back of the truck. 1001 01:31:41,871 --> 01:31:43,907 It took his hand off. 1002 01:31:44,708 --> 01:31:46,664 Now, he can't stand mattresses. 1003 01:32:00,390 --> 01:32:03,507 All right, Bobby. It's time we were going. 1004 01:32:04,019 --> 01:32:05,725 - Will he be okay? - Yes. 1005 01:32:08,231 --> 01:32:09,937 Have you got a smoke? 1006 01:32:10,025 --> 01:32:11,390 A smoke? Sure. 1007 01:32:15,572 --> 01:32:17,984 - They're homos' cigarettes. - Sure. 1008 01:32:18,074 --> 01:32:19,405 See you round. 1009 01:33:05,371 --> 01:33:07,362 Exceptional opportunity 1010 01:33:18,301 --> 01:33:19,632 Shit, you've been working hard. 1011 01:33:20,303 --> 01:33:22,168 I've cleaned the whole house. 1012 01:33:22,263 --> 01:33:23,263 It's fantastic. 1013 01:33:23,348 --> 01:33:26,556 The old woman died a second time. What were you up to? 1014 01:33:26,643 --> 01:33:27,643 Looking around town. 1015 01:33:31,231 --> 01:33:34,394 It's a pretty big place. I guess we'll need a car. 1016 01:33:34,484 --> 01:33:35,940 Sure, we'll need money too. 1017 01:33:36,569 --> 01:33:38,400 - Present for you. - Buttered? 1018 01:33:38,488 --> 01:33:40,103 Of course. And that costs money too. 1019 01:33:42,659 --> 01:33:44,866 Breakfast time. The bar's open. 1020 01:33:46,496 --> 01:33:49,909 The dairyman next door is an albino... And a redhead. 1021 01:33:50,792 --> 01:33:51,792 Yeah? 1022 01:33:52,836 --> 01:33:55,077 A redhead albino in a white coat, 1023 01:33:55,171 --> 01:33:57,833 with a bottle of milk in each hand. Can you imagine that? 1024 01:33:58,508 --> 01:34:00,214 It would give me the creeps. 1025 01:34:01,845 --> 01:34:05,212 It would give you the creeps. That's exactly how I felt. 1026 01:34:06,015 --> 01:34:07,050 Pass the sugar. 1027 01:34:09,853 --> 01:34:11,559 Albino... weirdo. 1028 01:34:13,690 --> 01:34:18,935 We should do some work around here. It's not exactly modern. 1029 01:34:19,028 --> 01:34:21,235 Jesus, some people have got a nerve. 1030 01:34:21,865 --> 01:34:22,980 Come and see. 1031 01:34:24,367 --> 01:34:25,948 Get a move on. 1032 01:34:26,035 --> 01:34:27,241 Look at that! 1033 01:34:27,328 --> 01:34:29,865 - What's wrong? - The car on the sidewalk. 1034 01:34:29,956 --> 01:34:31,787 He's got a nerve. 1035 01:34:31,875 --> 01:34:34,457 You mean he's a fucking bastard. I'l show him... 1036 01:34:34,544 --> 01:34:36,535 What a nerve. A yellow one too. 1037 01:34:36,629 --> 01:34:38,540 It's a real beauty. 1038 01:34:39,549 --> 01:34:40,959 I ook at the finish on it. 1039 01:34:42,218 --> 01:34:44,425 I bet the dumb jerk left the keys. 1040 01:34:44,512 --> 01:34:46,298 Have you gone mad? 1041 01:34:46,389 --> 01:34:47,925 Let's go for a drive. 1042 01:34:48,016 --> 01:34:49,222 No, you're crazy. 1043 01:34:49,309 --> 01:34:50,970 Come down, Betty. 1044 01:34:57,567 --> 01:34:59,148 What are you doing? 1045 01:34:59,235 --> 01:35:00,475 Come on, get in. 1046 01:35:00,570 --> 01:35:01,901 You're nuts. 1047 01:35:09,579 --> 01:35:10,614 Look at this, 1048 01:35:10,705 --> 01:35:13,822 leather seats, mahogany dashboard, transistor radio... 1049 01:35:13,917 --> 01:35:15,157 Hear that hum? 1050 01:35:15,251 --> 01:35:17,162 Sure. Look, you're totally nuts. 1051 01:35:17,253 --> 01:35:20,837 Don't worry. He has to be a homo to have a car like this. 1052 01:35:20,924 --> 01:35:23,461 He may be a homo but you're off the wall. 1053 01:35:23,927 --> 01:35:25,417 Calm down. 1054 01:35:28,097 --> 01:35:29,097 Stop here. 1055 01:35:30,683 --> 01:35:31,683 Right here. 1056 01:35:33,269 --> 01:35:34,349 Hold on. 1057 01:35:34,437 --> 01:35:35,677 Here. Now. 1058 01:35:35,772 --> 01:35:38,184 We've run out of road in any case. 1059 01:35:38,274 --> 01:35:39,605 Drive up there. 1060 01:35:44,614 --> 01:35:47,276 We're up here for the view, are we? 1061 01:35:47,951 --> 01:35:49,111 It's great. 1062 01:35:50,745 --> 01:35:52,360 You're crazy. What's got into you? 1063 01:35:52,872 --> 01:35:56,785 In a car like this, you might have turned homo. 1064 01:36:07,470 --> 01:36:11,429 Guys freak out over a full tank of gas. 1065 01:36:12,225 --> 01:36:16,810 Big cars are the last flash of our civilization. 1066 01:36:21,651 --> 01:36:23,312 I thought we were broke. 1067 01:36:24,487 --> 01:36:25,487 We are now. 1068 01:36:26,155 --> 01:36:28,817 I lay this gift at your feet! 1069 01:36:29,993 --> 01:36:31,199 You're crazy! 1070 01:36:33,913 --> 01:36:35,244 Are you two okay? 1071 01:36:35,331 --> 01:36:38,573 We're fine. We've been cleaning and shifting furniture. 1072 01:36:38,668 --> 01:36:39,999 Thats great. 1073 01:36:47,343 --> 01:36:49,709 These naked floorboards are a bit gloomy. 1074 01:36:50,430 --> 01:36:52,341 How about blue? 1075 01:36:52,432 --> 01:36:55,424 - Why? - I think blue's a nice, calm color. 1076 01:36:55,518 --> 01:36:57,759 All right, paint them blue. 1077 01:36:57,854 --> 01:37:00,015 I've bored you long enough now. 1078 01:37:00,857 --> 01:37:02,768 You're not boring me. 1079 01:37:02,859 --> 01:37:04,520 Wait, Betty wants... 1080 01:37:08,364 --> 01:37:10,776 I almost forgot. 1081 01:37:10,867 --> 01:37:14,234 Betty wants to knock out two walls. 1082 01:37:15,538 --> 01:37:17,699 Eddy? Can you hear me? 1083 01:37:17,790 --> 01:37:21,203 It's nothing, just two thin little walls. 1084 01:37:22,462 --> 01:37:25,954 What do you mean "nothing"? You're both nutty. 1085 01:37:26,049 --> 01:37:28,916 Wait, imagine that wall 1086 01:37:29,010 --> 01:37:33,845 as a barrier between us and a sunny Meadow. 1087 01:37:33,931 --> 01:37:37,344 Isn't it an insult to let a silly little barrier bug us? 1088 01:37:39,562 --> 01:37:41,848 Okay, but go easy now. 1089 01:37:42,565 --> 01:37:45,181 Don't worry, we're not crazy. 1090 01:37:46,402 --> 01:37:48,734 All right, bye! 1091 01:38:11,928 --> 01:38:14,670 Do I look like Stallone in rocky /v, baby? 1092 01:38:19,602 --> 01:38:21,809 No, like you writing your book. 1093 01:38:22,647 --> 01:38:26,265 I don't see what demolition has to do with writing. 1094 01:38:29,779 --> 01:38:31,064 I'm not surprised. 1095 01:39:03,271 --> 01:39:05,262 Want to go shopping with me? 1096 01:39:11,154 --> 01:39:12,314 Do you want to? 1097 01:39:14,949 --> 01:39:16,280 I'll go alone then! 1098 01:39:32,425 --> 01:39:33,460 What's up? 1099 01:39:35,011 --> 01:39:36,091 I'm warming my ass. 1100 01:39:37,847 --> 01:39:39,303 I've bought you some popcorn. 1101 01:39:40,224 --> 01:39:41,839 Give me the keys. I'll drive. 1102 01:39:49,192 --> 01:39:50,477 Fucking gearbox! 1103 01:39:50,985 --> 01:39:52,350 Sure, blame the gearbox. 1104 01:40:00,536 --> 01:40:03,369 Try a bit harder, we'll set a new accident record. 1105 01:40:09,045 --> 01:40:11,036 I won't get in that goddamn crate again. 1106 01:41:35,631 --> 01:41:37,747 You're acting like shit today! 1107 01:41:46,309 --> 01:41:48,015 You're out of your mind! 1108 01:41:50,313 --> 01:41:51,769 Calm down! 1109 01:41:53,316 --> 01:41:54,647 Stop! 1110 01:42:14,879 --> 01:42:16,289 Shit, Betty! 1111 01:42:19,467 --> 01:42:20,957 Shit, Betty, stop! 1112 01:42:23,095 --> 01:42:24,255 Fucking hell. 1113 01:42:26,098 --> 01:42:27,759 Fucking hell, Betty. Stop. 1114 01:42:27,850 --> 01:42:28,850 Enough, already. 1115 01:42:38,319 --> 01:42:39,604 Betty, please! 1116 01:42:45,910 --> 01:42:47,525 Betty, stop! 1117 01:42:50,873 --> 01:42:53,114 It's over, Betty. 1118 01:42:54,543 --> 01:42:57,034 Come on, forget it. 1119 01:43:30,705 --> 01:43:31,945 What's going on here? 1120 01:43:32,039 --> 01:43:33,039 Nothing. 1121 01:43:33,833 --> 01:43:36,620 She didn't feel well, so I slapped her. 1122 01:43:37,503 --> 01:43:40,370 I was afraid she'd have a fit. 1123 01:43:41,006 --> 01:43:42,416 I know that's hard to believe! 1124 01:43:43,008 --> 01:43:45,090 Why is that hard to believe? 1125 01:43:45,177 --> 01:43:46,883 We'd just been jogging! 1126 01:43:47,638 --> 01:43:49,503 - Does jogging help? - Very much. 1127 01:43:50,307 --> 01:43:52,593 And how is the little lady now? 1128 01:43:52,685 --> 01:43:53,685 Better. 1129 01:43:54,645 --> 01:43:57,637 I told you not to point that at me! 1130 01:43:58,149 --> 01:44:00,310 I'm aiming at him, not you! 1131 01:44:00,401 --> 01:44:01,766 Put it down! 1132 01:44:02,319 --> 01:44:03,319 Look at his shoes! 1133 01:44:06,449 --> 01:44:10,033 We saw a guy with green hair one day too. 1134 01:44:10,119 --> 01:44:12,781 The world's like that. Don't go by details. 1135 01:44:14,123 --> 01:44:15,784 It's only an accident! 1136 01:44:17,251 --> 01:44:19,207 If we goof some day, it'll be your fault! 1137 01:44:19,962 --> 01:44:24,046 Did you search him? No! You just like to carry a pistol! 1138 01:44:24,133 --> 01:44:26,340 Don't get mad! Look at them! 1139 01:44:26,427 --> 01:44:28,839 I'd clobber him in a sec! 1140 01:44:29,472 --> 01:44:31,633 - I've had 40 years' experience! - Sure, that's right. 1141 01:44:31,724 --> 01:44:34,215 Then work it out alone, count me out! 1142 01:44:41,192 --> 01:44:43,148 Always blowing your top! 1143 01:44:44,820 --> 01:44:46,060 Open up! 1144 01:44:46,155 --> 01:44:50,068 Cut it out! I'll give you 2 seconds! 1145 01:44:50,159 --> 01:44:53,322 Okay, I'll stop! 1146 01:44:54,497 --> 01:44:56,738 Next time, you've had it! 1147 01:44:56,832 --> 01:44:59,289 Our recruits get good training... 1148 01:45:00,669 --> 01:45:03,911 But it wrecks their nerves! 1149 01:45:04,006 --> 01:45:05,667 I'm sorry, it's my fault. 1150 01:45:07,510 --> 01:45:10,923 Are you just passing through? 1151 01:45:11,013 --> 01:45:13,004 No, we run the piano store. 1152 01:45:16,018 --> 01:45:18,350 Friends of eddy's? 1153 01:45:18,854 --> 01:45:22,517 You should've said so! We'll drive you back! 1154 01:45:23,025 --> 01:45:24,105 Come on, Betty. 1155 01:45:40,376 --> 01:45:41,866 What are you doing? 1156 01:46:12,575 --> 01:46:14,315 Selling a piano today? 1157 01:46:14,410 --> 01:46:16,401 Sure, laugh all you like. 1158 01:46:20,583 --> 01:46:21,993 Oh, fuck! 1159 01:46:22,084 --> 01:46:23,244 Sorry. 1160 01:46:27,256 --> 01:46:28,746 Just you wait. 1161 01:46:37,892 --> 01:46:39,974 Bob, got a minute? 1162 01:46:40,060 --> 01:46:41,345 Sure. 1163 01:46:41,437 --> 01:46:44,304 That stuff you use to write on the window... can I have some? 1164 01:46:49,945 --> 01:46:52,106 - Whitening. - Yeah, whitening. 1165 01:47:07,796 --> 01:47:10,788 Well, what do you think? Not bad, huh? 1166 01:47:11,634 --> 01:47:14,125 "Pianos at cost price, once in a lifetime sale." 1167 01:47:15,137 --> 01:47:18,220 Rule number one in business, get yourself noticed. 1168 01:47:18,974 --> 01:47:23,434 Rule number two, have a great catch-line. 1169 01:47:24,146 --> 01:47:25,602 "Once in a lifetime sale!" 1170 01:47:27,316 --> 01:47:29,728 Right, I'll go and wash, then get lunch ready. 1171 01:47:45,000 --> 01:47:46,991 It already looks better, huh? 1172 01:47:53,008 --> 01:47:54,714 Oh, no. Another two pounds! 1173 01:47:55,219 --> 01:47:58,962 Breathe in. A closed piano is a dead piano. 1174 01:48:01,350 --> 01:48:03,966 I sell live pianos, guys. Live ones! 1175 01:48:05,688 --> 01:48:08,771 Look at all your little teeth sparkling away. 1176 01:48:10,859 --> 01:48:12,269 You have to come alive, 1177 01:48:13,195 --> 01:48:15,777 today of all days. Do it, for my sake. 1178 01:48:15,864 --> 01:48:18,276 I'm sure you'll make a great team. 1179 01:48:18,367 --> 01:48:21,279 It's ready! Are you coming up? 1180 01:48:21,370 --> 01:48:22,370 Yeah, I'm coming. 1181 01:48:23,038 --> 01:48:24,038 I'm counting on you. 1182 01:48:28,877 --> 01:48:31,710 And let's not let her distract us today, okay? 1183 01:48:33,716 --> 01:48:35,047 See you later. 1184 01:48:38,721 --> 01:48:41,053 You know, sweetheart, we could eat in the kitchen. 1185 01:48:48,063 --> 01:48:49,063 Diet today. 1186 01:48:54,403 --> 01:48:55,734 You're right, it has more flavor. 1187 01:48:56,572 --> 01:48:57,572 Coffee? 1188 01:48:58,741 --> 01:49:00,322 No, I mustn't overdo it. 1189 01:49:00,409 --> 01:49:03,822 I'm on top of the world. We're going to sell out of pianos. 1190 01:49:04,413 --> 01:49:05,823 You seem pretty sure of that. 1191 01:49:07,249 --> 01:49:10,036 I can't explain why. 1192 01:49:11,086 --> 01:49:14,203 I don't want to be negative but it's a nice day for a walk. 1193 01:49:16,592 --> 01:49:18,833 We've money for the rest of the month. 1194 01:49:18,927 --> 01:49:21,714 It's not the money. I want to check on a theory. 1195 01:49:21,805 --> 01:49:23,921 So I'll spend the afternoon at the cash desk. 1196 01:49:24,767 --> 01:49:26,678 Fine, I'll go out alone. 1197 01:49:26,769 --> 01:49:29,727 Sure, honey, don't fret. The sun's shining just for you. 1198 01:49:44,286 --> 01:49:47,449 Shit, the time you waste doing nothing with your life... 1199 01:49:47,956 --> 01:49:49,947 They could make a circus act out of this. 1200 01:49:52,795 --> 01:49:54,956 A piano-seller who doesn't sell pianos. 1201 01:49:56,507 --> 01:49:59,214 The world is fed on anguish and absurdity. 1202 01:49:59,301 --> 01:50:01,292 Sweetheart, are you talking to yourself? 1203 01:50:02,346 --> 01:50:03,961 Just rambling. 1204 01:50:05,641 --> 01:50:07,051 I'm going out. Coming? 1205 01:50:07,142 --> 01:50:09,383 No, I can't leave the pianos. 1206 01:50:09,478 --> 01:50:13,062 Can you look after the shop while I run for some cigarettes? 1207 01:50:13,148 --> 01:50:14,809 Sure, I'll keep an eye on things. 1208 01:50:15,484 --> 01:50:17,190 You're an angel. 1209 01:50:28,330 --> 01:50:29,615 How's business? 1210 01:50:30,165 --> 01:50:33,498 Business is rotten. There's a recession on. 1211 01:50:33,585 --> 01:50:36,292 That's true, but there's nothing new about that. 1212 01:50:37,131 --> 01:50:38,667 Give me a couple of those. 1213 01:50:40,008 --> 01:50:44,047 I don't believe it. I only went out for ten minutes! 1214 01:50:44,138 --> 01:50:47,301 Enough for a gifted salesgirl. Remember the guy in the beret? 1215 01:50:47,808 --> 01:50:51,221 The guy in the beret... Jesus! You can't trust anyone nowadays. 1216 01:50:51,895 --> 01:50:54,056 I wasn't the one who sold it. 1217 01:50:54,148 --> 01:50:56,389 You were. It was sold thanks to you. 1218 01:50:56,483 --> 01:50:58,314 Sure, but it's not the same. 1219 01:51:00,487 --> 01:51:03,524 We have to celebrate this. Anything you really want to do? 1220 01:51:03,991 --> 01:51:05,902 Have a Chinese dinner. 1221 01:51:05,993 --> 01:51:09,030 Okay, fine, we'll go for a Chinese dinner. 1222 01:51:14,126 --> 01:51:15,991 I'll tan your hide, damn it! 1223 01:51:17,337 --> 01:51:19,749 - I'm really fed up! - What's wrong? 1224 01:51:19,840 --> 01:51:22,752 - He locked himself in the bathroom. - You're kidding! 1225 01:51:22,843 --> 01:51:25,334 And that window is so high! 1226 01:51:25,846 --> 01:51:27,586 Why do we ever have children? 1227 01:51:30,893 --> 01:51:31,973 What's wrong? 1228 01:51:32,060 --> 01:51:33,550 I'm dizzy, I can't do it! 1229 01:51:33,645 --> 01:51:36,227 Let me do it! 1230 01:51:38,734 --> 01:51:40,474 Be careful! 1231 01:51:45,115 --> 01:51:46,446 Okay, go. But be careful. 1232 01:51:47,409 --> 01:51:49,821 Bob! Hurry, come on! 1233 01:51:49,912 --> 01:51:52,403 Come on, yourself! Makes me dizzy! 1234 01:51:57,586 --> 01:52:00,328 Archie! Why do you do this? 1235 01:52:00,422 --> 01:52:02,253 Your dad's going to wallop you! 1236 01:52:05,761 --> 01:52:07,092 He's okay, Bob. 1237 01:52:07,179 --> 01:52:09,795 Holy shit, I can't believe it. 1238 01:52:12,267 --> 01:52:14,349 I'll leave you here till you dry! 1239 01:52:14,436 --> 01:52:15,926 That's for Pearl harbor! 1240 01:52:16,021 --> 01:52:19,309 Yesterday, he shut himself in the fridge. Fancied himself an arctic explorer! 1241 01:52:20,108 --> 01:52:21,108 You little moron! 1242 01:52:22,444 --> 01:52:25,026 Let me offer you a drink. You don't have to do that. 1243 01:52:25,113 --> 01:52:27,604 I insist! You did me a favor! 1244 01:52:28,283 --> 01:52:30,194 Darling, what did he do to you? 1245 01:52:32,579 --> 01:52:35,537 Ever hear about the three supermarket witches? 1246 01:52:35,624 --> 01:52:37,580 A great story! I'll tell you. 1247 01:52:38,252 --> 01:52:39,458 Sit down! 1248 01:52:56,436 --> 01:52:57,801 Real hungry. 1249 01:52:59,523 --> 01:53:03,141 They're so hard they almost hurt. 1250 01:53:05,654 --> 01:53:07,360 Touch and you'll see. 1251 01:53:10,158 --> 01:53:11,648 Go on, touch. 1252 01:53:17,749 --> 01:53:18,749 Feel that? 1253 01:53:18,834 --> 01:53:19,914 Awfully hard. 1254 01:53:20,002 --> 01:53:21,367 They hurt. 1255 01:53:24,506 --> 01:53:26,497 You've got goldfish! 1256 01:53:31,179 --> 01:53:32,385 Real goldfish! 1257 01:53:41,148 --> 01:53:43,605 How about some pineau? 1258 01:53:44,484 --> 01:53:47,817 Got any snacks to go with it? 1259 01:53:47,904 --> 01:53:50,486 Help yourself in the shop! 1260 01:53:58,206 --> 01:54:02,119 Bananas, coconuts, apricots. 1261 01:54:02,210 --> 01:54:03,370 No, that's all sweet. 1262 01:54:04,004 --> 01:54:07,121 I want almonds or peanuts. 1263 01:54:08,508 --> 01:54:12,501 Eat my pussy! Eat it! 1264 01:54:15,349 --> 01:54:16,509 Hurry! 1265 01:54:24,733 --> 01:54:27,475 Excuse me. I'm sorry. 1266 01:54:31,198 --> 01:54:33,439 I don't turn you on! 1267 01:54:33,533 --> 01:54:36,445 It's not that. Sometimes I resist my desires 1268 01:54:36,536 --> 01:54:38,242 in order to feel I'm free. 1269 01:54:42,876 --> 01:54:44,116 I'm fed up! 1270 01:54:44,211 --> 01:54:46,623 Forget it. Let's go have a drink. 1271 01:54:49,883 --> 01:54:52,841 Bob hasn't touched me for a month! 1272 01:54:53,887 --> 01:54:55,502 Not since I left the clinic. 1273 01:54:56,473 --> 01:54:59,636 Is it normal to have to wait so long? 1274 01:54:59,726 --> 01:55:01,808 It'll all work out. 1275 01:55:05,232 --> 01:55:06,597 I'm sure it will! 1276 01:55:07,567 --> 01:55:10,730 Sometimes when we're in bed, he'll... 1277 01:55:11,405 --> 01:55:13,270 Slip it in from behind... 1278 01:55:17,244 --> 01:55:19,701 Without caring if I'm asleep or... 1279 01:55:20,914 --> 01:55:22,700 I et's have those drinks. 1280 01:55:34,594 --> 01:55:36,380 The goldfish love that tune! 1281 01:55:38,765 --> 01:55:41,051 That pineau of theirs is something else. 1282 01:55:45,272 --> 01:55:46,557 It's fucking great! 1283 01:55:47,441 --> 01:55:50,057 The day we open, we manage to sell a piano. 1284 01:55:50,777 --> 01:55:52,859 Some sell pianos, others pineau. 1285 01:55:52,946 --> 01:55:54,857 Isn't it great though? 1286 01:55:54,948 --> 01:55:55,948 You're exaggerating. 1287 01:55:56,700 --> 01:56:00,033 No, I'm not! Don't you think it's great to sell one? 1288 01:56:00,120 --> 01:56:03,863 Sure, but you talk about it as if something had happened to us. 1289 01:56:03,957 --> 01:56:05,288 It has, we sold a piano. 1290 01:56:17,304 --> 01:56:18,589 Mind my apple. 1291 01:56:35,989 --> 01:56:37,570 It's going to be a hot night. 1292 01:56:48,835 --> 01:56:50,200 The asshole. 1293 01:56:50,837 --> 01:56:52,748 I'll be 50 before I see my name in print. 1294 01:56:54,007 --> 01:56:55,793 They're all shitheads! 1295 01:56:57,177 --> 01:56:59,793 Yeah, your luck's not in right now. 1296 01:57:01,014 --> 01:57:03,255 Shall I send the manuscript down to you? 1297 01:57:03,350 --> 01:57:05,762 No way! Think of the trouble it would cause! 1298 01:57:05,852 --> 01:57:09,094 Send it to the next on the list. The names are in the phone book. 1299 01:57:12,692 --> 01:57:14,273 How are the pianos going? 1300 01:57:14,361 --> 01:57:16,727 Great. We sold the third yesterday. No sweat. 1301 01:57:18,865 --> 01:57:21,402 I have to go, she's coming in. See you, eddy. 1302 01:57:24,079 --> 01:57:25,694 What the hell... hurry up! 1303 01:57:26,540 --> 01:57:27,996 I am hurrying! 1304 01:58:01,241 --> 01:58:03,232 Now you strangle me and rape me? 1305 01:58:03,326 --> 01:58:04,326 Yeah. 1306 01:58:04,411 --> 01:58:06,402 Better rape me first. 1307 01:58:06,496 --> 01:58:07,656 All right. 1308 01:58:10,959 --> 01:58:11,994 Look. 1309 01:58:20,927 --> 01:58:22,133 See the little wall? 1310 01:58:22,929 --> 01:58:24,214 The little wall of China? 1311 01:58:24,306 --> 01:58:25,591 The one that starts at the lake. 1312 01:58:26,474 --> 01:58:28,089 And that big rock, see? 1313 01:58:28,768 --> 01:58:30,383 That big thing? Yeah. 1314 01:58:31,813 --> 01:58:32,813 Beautiful. 1315 01:58:33,607 --> 01:58:35,814 And isn't that little house nice? 1316 01:58:36,818 --> 01:58:38,934 But what are you driving at? 1317 01:58:41,323 --> 01:58:42,688 I love this place! 1318 01:58:44,826 --> 01:58:46,612 You're right, it's perfect. 1319 01:58:47,329 --> 01:58:50,036 Everything in its place. Fantastic. 1320 01:58:52,834 --> 01:58:54,620 It's all for you. All of it! 1321 01:58:58,173 --> 01:59:02,291 It starts at the wall and goes beyond the rock. 1322 01:59:03,178 --> 01:59:05,419 And the house is in the middle. 1323 01:59:08,850 --> 01:59:10,135 And that's not all! 1324 01:59:33,875 --> 01:59:35,285 Happy birthday, my love! 1325 01:59:35,377 --> 01:59:36,377 Twenty years old! 1326 01:59:36,878 --> 01:59:38,368 Have to eat it now! 1327 02:00:08,076 --> 02:00:09,282 Just one more drop. 1328 02:00:18,586 --> 02:00:20,076 It can't be. 1329 02:00:21,256 --> 02:00:25,090 Look, Betty, don't worry. All the papers are in order. 1330 02:00:27,095 --> 02:00:29,837 No, I mean you can't buy a whole piece of land 1331 02:00:29,931 --> 02:00:32,217 with its sunlight, its sounds... 1332 02:00:33,435 --> 02:00:34,595 And all that! 1333 02:00:35,437 --> 02:00:38,520 Sure, but that's how it is. Everything you see here is yours. 1334 02:00:42,235 --> 02:00:44,817 That sunset hanging in the trees is mine as well? 1335 02:00:51,453 --> 02:00:54,536 And the silence and the breeze coming down the hill? 1336 02:00:56,791 --> 02:00:58,076 Yes, it's all yours. 1337 02:01:00,462 --> 02:01:02,418 The guy must have been crazy to sell all this. 1338 02:01:04,466 --> 02:01:06,047 It's the best present I ever had. 1339 02:01:07,969 --> 02:01:09,084 I'm so happy. 1340 02:01:14,809 --> 02:01:16,390 Are these lips mine too? 1341 02:01:20,482 --> 02:01:21,767 Are those eyes mine t00? 1342 02:01:23,151 --> 02:01:24,436 They're yours too. 1343 02:01:27,822 --> 02:01:28,937 Is that mine too? 1344 02:01:31,659 --> 02:01:32,819 All of it! 1345 02:02:01,856 --> 02:02:04,848 I dreamed your book was published. 1346 02:02:09,531 --> 02:02:11,051 Why don't you think of something else? 1347 02:02:15,703 --> 02:02:17,034 Give me a cigarette. 1348 02:02:28,174 --> 02:02:29,174 What's this? 1349 02:02:30,718 --> 02:02:31,924 Nothing. 1350 02:02:35,557 --> 02:02:37,889 Nothing? Are they sleeping pills? 1351 02:02:39,227 --> 02:02:41,058 I don't take them often. 1352 02:02:42,730 --> 02:02:43,936 Forget it. 1353 02:02:45,900 --> 02:02:47,265 Make love to me. 1354 02:03:36,743 --> 02:03:37,903 Good and ripe. 1355 02:03:44,417 --> 02:03:45,497 What else? 1356 02:03:45,585 --> 02:03:46,825 Ham. 1357 02:03:46,920 --> 02:03:48,410 Round or square? 1358 02:03:49,088 --> 02:03:51,750 Did you hear about the butcher's wife... 1359 02:03:52,425 --> 02:03:55,838 And the postman? No shame at all. Two slices? 1360 02:03:55,929 --> 02:03:56,929 Four. 1361 02:03:57,430 --> 02:03:59,591 Bob, I'm in a hell of jam! 1362 02:03:59,682 --> 02:04:01,013 And I'm in the ham. 1363 02:04:01,100 --> 02:04:04,012 I have a piano and my delivery men didn't show up! 1364 02:04:04,812 --> 02:04:07,098 It has to be delivered! 1365 02:04:09,067 --> 02:04:11,058 Your brother-in-law's got a truck, hasn't he? 1366 02:04:11,152 --> 02:04:14,189 It's too big, it's a logging truck! 1367 02:04:14,280 --> 02:04:17,864 I'll manage! I can slew around with the biggest ones! 1368 02:04:17,951 --> 02:04:19,942 So no problem! 1369 02:04:22,789 --> 02:04:24,620 Annie, come here! 1370 02:04:26,960 --> 02:04:29,292 I'll phone him. 1371 02:04:31,965 --> 02:04:34,877 Tell him I'll come back later. 1372 02:04:34,968 --> 02:04:36,799 Okay, I'll do that. 1373 02:04:47,063 --> 02:04:48,678 Hi, Annie. 1374 02:04:52,026 --> 02:04:54,187 Have things improved with Bob? 1375 02:04:56,155 --> 02:04:57,691 A little. 1376 02:04:59,325 --> 02:05:00,656 Why? 1377 02:05:02,412 --> 02:05:03,652 What's on your mind? 1378 02:05:04,247 --> 02:05:06,954 Nothing, and that takes all my strength! 1379 02:05:09,168 --> 02:05:12,376 You sure are... a funny guy. 1380 02:05:14,173 --> 02:05:16,004 I doubt that. 1381 02:05:19,679 --> 02:05:21,590 Twenty-five tons! Think it'll do? 1382 02:05:24,350 --> 02:05:26,432 Hey, this must be worth plenty! 1383 02:05:40,033 --> 02:05:42,775 Must be worth a lot of bread! 1384 02:05:42,869 --> 02:05:46,202 Spare me your comments! Know how to work this? 1385 02:05:51,377 --> 02:05:53,618 Just press, it's easy! 1386 02:05:53,713 --> 02:05:55,374 Shall I press? 1387 02:05:58,092 --> 02:05:59,207 Shit! 1388 02:06:00,553 --> 02:06:01,759 Idiot! 1389 02:06:02,388 --> 02:06:06,051 That's the oil release! Try the other one! 1390 02:06:07,101 --> 02:06:08,101 Now watch! 1391 02:06:15,443 --> 02:06:16,933 Got a manual? 1392 02:06:17,612 --> 02:06:18,727 Yeah, there's a manual. 1393 02:06:25,495 --> 02:06:26,951 What're you up to? 1394 02:06:27,955 --> 02:06:29,365 What are you up to? 1395 02:06:29,457 --> 02:06:30,867 I can't hear! 1396 02:06:32,126 --> 02:06:33,126 Come on! Down! 1397 02:06:36,130 --> 02:06:37,586 What are you up to? 1398 02:06:41,260 --> 02:06:43,876 You jerk! Know what that piano's worth? 1399 02:06:44,430 --> 02:06:45,510 You wouldn't tell me! 1400 02:06:46,766 --> 02:06:48,006 Fucking hell! 1401 02:06:48,101 --> 02:06:49,966 Do you think I've put on weight? 1402 02:06:50,061 --> 02:06:51,801 Right now, you look fine to me. 1403 02:06:52,605 --> 02:06:55,017 I think my belly's a bit fatter. 1404 02:06:55,108 --> 02:06:57,349 What are you talking about? 1405 02:06:57,443 --> 02:06:59,559 Call the countess to tell her we're on our way. 1406 02:07:00,279 --> 02:07:01,279 Hurry up! 1407 02:07:02,448 --> 02:07:03,938 For Christ's sake! 1408 02:07:08,621 --> 02:07:10,361 Zorg, are you coming? 1409 02:07:10,456 --> 02:07:11,456 I'm coming! 1410 02:07:12,166 --> 02:07:13,281 Did you tie it down? 1411 02:07:14,210 --> 02:07:15,370 The lady's waiting! 1412 02:07:15,461 --> 02:07:16,461 Let me go. 1413 02:07:16,546 --> 02:07:17,546 I have to tell you! 1414 02:07:17,630 --> 02:07:19,495 - I can't. - I can't keep it to myself. 1415 02:07:19,590 --> 02:07:21,205 I'm selling a piano! Wait for me here. 1416 02:07:21,300 --> 02:07:22,790 I'm an hour late! 1417 02:07:23,636 --> 02:07:25,126 She'll be hopping mad! 1418 02:07:26,472 --> 02:07:27,632 I'm coming! 1419 02:07:29,475 --> 02:07:30,475 What's that? 1420 02:07:33,146 --> 02:07:34,977 Dust from Atlantis? 1421 02:07:37,316 --> 02:07:39,102 It's a pregnancy test. 1422 02:07:40,903 --> 02:07:42,063 And what does it say? 1423 02:07:42,155 --> 02:07:43,155 It says yes! 1424 02:07:44,490 --> 02:07:47,573 But how, with your iud? 1425 02:07:47,660 --> 02:07:48,900 Happens sometimes. 1426 02:07:50,163 --> 02:07:51,243 It can't be true! 1427 02:07:57,336 --> 02:07:58,621 Sit down. 1428 02:08:00,339 --> 02:08:02,375 I'll be right back to look after you! 1429 02:08:03,009 --> 02:08:04,294 It's great, eh? 1430 02:08:12,101 --> 02:08:15,059 What's wrong? You look like a ghost. 1431 02:08:15,730 --> 02:08:17,140 We're late as hell! 1432 02:08:21,527 --> 02:08:23,483 Never saw so many baby carriages! 1433 02:08:23,571 --> 02:08:25,402 We almost made one less! 1434 02:08:26,407 --> 02:08:29,490 Not so fast! The truck's brand new! 1435 02:08:29,577 --> 02:08:32,319 I'm not going fast! Anyway, it's a turbo! 1436 02:08:32,413 --> 02:08:34,199 What? Are you kidding? 1437 02:08:37,793 --> 02:08:40,079 I'm only going 25 miles per hour! 1438 02:08:40,630 --> 02:08:43,212 Twenty-five? You're going 50! 1439 02:08:43,299 --> 02:08:45,130 Fifty? That's not fast! 1440 02:08:46,677 --> 02:08:47,757 Oh, shit. 1441 02:08:48,638 --> 02:08:50,003 Got your license? 1442 02:08:50,806 --> 02:08:51,806 I doubt it. 1443 02:08:58,648 --> 02:09:00,354 Hi there! Remember me? 1444 02:09:00,816 --> 02:09:04,650 Doing 60 with a truck limited to 45 miles per hour... 1445 02:09:05,321 --> 02:09:07,778 On a road limited to 15-ton vehicles... 1446 02:09:08,658 --> 02:09:12,651 And to 30 miles per hour. Not bad, not bad. 1447 02:09:14,080 --> 02:09:17,572 Your papers, full inspection, the whole lot. 1448 02:09:17,667 --> 02:09:19,328 Sorry, I was dreaming! 1449 02:09:20,002 --> 02:09:23,961 If you flunk the alcohol test, you'll wake up fast. 1450 02:09:25,174 --> 02:09:27,130 I just found out I'm to be a father! 1451 02:09:27,843 --> 02:09:28,843 What? 1452 02:09:28,928 --> 02:09:30,259 A father! 1453 02:09:33,474 --> 02:09:35,135 Got a cigarette? 1454 02:09:35,810 --> 02:09:37,016 Sure. 1455 02:09:40,106 --> 02:09:42,472 Fathers! Bravest daredevils of all! 1456 02:09:45,987 --> 02:09:49,070 You'll see there's joy... but sorrow too. 1457 02:09:49,156 --> 02:09:50,156 Sorrow. 1458 02:09:53,160 --> 02:09:56,652 Take a child by the hand 1459 02:09:57,999 --> 02:10:01,662 lead him into future land 1460 02:10:03,170 --> 02:10:06,833 give him a confident stride 1461 02:10:07,883 --> 02:10:10,841 treat a child like a king 1462 02:10:11,846 --> 02:10:15,509 take a child in your arms 1463 02:10:16,350 --> 02:10:19,467 protect his childish charms 1464 02:10:50,051 --> 02:10:52,542 A floating island, like a desert island. 1465 02:10:53,220 --> 02:10:54,220 Yes, sweetheart. 1466 02:10:54,305 --> 02:10:55,385 And you? 1467 02:10:56,098 --> 02:10:58,464 Another bottle of champagne and fritters. 1468 02:10:58,559 --> 02:11:00,891 - Fritters for two? - Yes, for two. 1469 02:11:01,729 --> 02:11:02,809 You'll eat for three. 1470 02:11:09,236 --> 02:11:10,396 I'm going for a pee. 1471 02:11:15,242 --> 02:11:18,575 Are fathers the daredevils of the modern age? 1472 02:11:19,080 --> 02:11:22,288 And did I look like a daredevil? 1473 02:11:34,512 --> 02:11:35,512 By the way... 1474 02:11:36,430 --> 02:11:38,341 Excuse me. I've been watching you. 1475 02:11:42,937 --> 02:11:45,349 I think I've something that may interest you. 1476 02:11:45,439 --> 02:11:47,930 No, thanks. I'm fine. 1477 02:11:50,945 --> 02:11:52,435 There's a gram there. 1478 02:11:53,030 --> 02:11:54,030 Is it good? 1479 02:11:54,115 --> 02:11:55,696 I don't use it. 1480 02:11:55,783 --> 02:11:56,943 You don't use it? 1481 02:11:57,785 --> 02:11:59,321 It's to pay for my vacation. 1482 02:12:00,287 --> 02:12:01,447 I'm going surfing. 1483 02:12:04,625 --> 02:12:05,625 In Hawaii. 1484 02:12:06,794 --> 02:12:10,127 Great waves out there. The wind in your hair... 1485 02:12:10,631 --> 02:12:11,711 How much? 1486 02:12:11,799 --> 02:12:13,039 Fifteen hundred. 1487 02:12:13,134 --> 02:12:14,465 Are you sure? 1488 02:12:15,636 --> 02:12:16,671 I can take it back. 1489 02:12:17,179 --> 02:12:19,261 Hey, be reasonable, 200. 1490 02:12:20,141 --> 02:12:21,221 That's nothing. 1491 02:12:21,308 --> 02:12:23,890 What do you mean? It'll pay for a pair of shorts! 1492 02:12:24,645 --> 02:12:25,680 Hold on here. 1493 02:12:33,821 --> 02:12:34,901 Well? 1494 02:12:36,991 --> 02:12:40,324 Here, Mr. surfer. Just remember one thing... 1495 02:12:41,662 --> 02:12:44,574 White sand, Hawaii, waves, sunshine... 1496 02:12:44,665 --> 02:12:46,951 It's beautiful but it's not real. 1497 02:12:47,668 --> 02:12:50,080 Blood is still being spilled everywhere. 1498 02:12:52,339 --> 02:12:54,830 Why are you saying that? Are you crazy? 1499 02:12:55,759 --> 02:12:59,172 Why were all those guys dazzling me with their lights? 1500 02:13:00,681 --> 02:13:02,091 You had no lights on. 1501 02:13:02,183 --> 02:13:04,595 I really like blue. It's just great. 1502 02:13:04,685 --> 02:13:08,177 I had no lights on? Jesus, people can be really mean. 1503 02:13:13,861 --> 02:13:16,352 It's funny. Champagne usually wakes me up. 1504 02:13:17,198 --> 02:13:20,361 Don't do that to me now! Not tonight! 1505 02:13:21,202 --> 02:13:24,365 Thirsty? Want something to drink? 1506 02:13:30,211 --> 02:13:31,371 You're no fun. 1507 02:13:33,714 --> 02:13:34,874 No fun at all. 1508 02:13:52,733 --> 02:13:56,897 Let's play scrabble! You love that! I'll let you win, okay? 1509 02:14:04,411 --> 02:14:08,199 You're no fun to leave me all alone! 1510 02:14:13,587 --> 02:14:14,827 Your bag is ugly. 1511 02:14:40,447 --> 02:14:41,447 Shit. 1512 02:16:44,738 --> 02:16:46,649 Who's that kid? “What kid? 1513 02:16:46,740 --> 02:16:48,150 Downstairs. 1514 02:16:48,242 --> 02:16:49,357 That's Nicolas! 1515 02:16:55,082 --> 02:16:57,915 A young genius, but he hasn't got a piano. 1516 02:16:58,001 --> 02:16:59,001 What's this? 1517 02:16:59,086 --> 02:17:02,578 Champagne! One bottle apiece. Petit fours... 1518 02:17:03,757 --> 02:17:05,918 And ice cream with passion fruit in it. 1519 02:17:06,593 --> 02:17:07,924 That's for you! 1520 02:17:08,011 --> 02:17:09,501 'What is it? - Look. 1521 02:17:26,780 --> 02:17:27,815 We never know. 1522 02:17:28,365 --> 02:17:30,572 And they never shrink! 1523 02:17:44,465 --> 02:17:45,705 I love you. 1524 02:18:14,828 --> 02:18:16,193 What does it feel like? 1525 02:18:17,664 --> 02:18:21,156 I don't know. I want another test to be sure. 1526 02:18:23,337 --> 02:18:24,793 Do you like the idea? 1527 02:18:26,006 --> 02:18:27,337 I don't know. 1528 02:18:29,676 --> 02:18:31,837 But I'd say it's not so bad. 1529 02:18:33,847 --> 02:18:35,087 As a present to you. 1530 02:19:06,713 --> 02:19:07,828 We made love. 1531 02:19:09,883 --> 02:19:11,339 I had a dizzy sensation. 1532 02:19:14,888 --> 02:19:17,504 While we screwed, her iud was like 1533 02:19:17,599 --> 02:19:19,760 a broken door banging in the wind. 1534 02:19:52,843 --> 02:19:57,633 Pregnancy diagnosis: Negative. 1535 02:20:16,617 --> 02:20:18,027 Mine's got hot pants 1536 02:20:18,827 --> 02:20:20,943 and yours is going bananas. 1537 02:20:25,083 --> 02:20:26,823 Don't ever say that! 1538 02:20:33,634 --> 02:20:34,634 I'm sorry. 1539 02:22:23,368 --> 02:22:25,154 Aren't you glad to see eddy and Lisa? 1540 02:22:25,787 --> 02:22:26,787 And rusty? 1541 02:22:30,917 --> 02:22:32,498 Even bald I'd love you! 1542 02:22:36,590 --> 02:22:37,955 Life is against me. 1543 02:22:39,259 --> 02:22:41,671 If I want anything, it's denied me. 1544 02:22:43,096 --> 02:22:44,711 I can't even manage to have a baby. 1545 02:22:53,148 --> 02:22:54,148 You okay? 1546 02:23:12,918 --> 02:23:13,918 What's wrong? 1547 02:23:18,256 --> 02:23:19,792 Your hair looks fine! 1548 02:23:23,595 --> 02:23:25,677 You should swim a bit. The water's just right! 1549 02:23:32,270 --> 02:23:33,430 You're insane! 1550 02:24:02,425 --> 02:24:05,212 Watch the float and you don't have to worry. 1551 02:24:06,221 --> 02:24:07,221 I don't give a fuck. 1552 02:24:11,059 --> 02:24:13,266 I don't want to be a nuisance but is Betty all right? 1553 02:24:15,147 --> 02:24:16,147 She's lost her color. 1554 02:24:17,816 --> 02:24:20,228 She keeps on biting her lips and looking at the stars. 1555 02:24:24,447 --> 02:24:27,109 Fuck, you're worse than a fish, huh? 1556 02:24:30,120 --> 02:24:31,200 Can't I help you out? 1557 02:24:33,290 --> 02:24:34,780 She thought she was pregnant. 1558 02:24:35,959 --> 02:24:39,827 Well, it can't work every time. Try again! 1559 02:24:40,422 --> 02:24:44,791 I get the feeling that Betty wants something that doesn't exist. 1560 02:24:46,511 --> 02:24:48,672 The world's too fucking small for her. 1561 02:24:52,309 --> 02:24:53,799 You won't help her like that. 1562 02:24:54,811 --> 02:24:56,392 Fuck, eddy, I've got to save her. 1563 02:25:30,931 --> 02:25:31,931 What are you doing? 1564 02:25:42,192 --> 02:25:44,649 My Betty... come back. 1565 02:25:49,282 --> 02:25:50,442 It's me. 1566 02:25:53,119 --> 02:25:54,404 I hear voices. 1567 02:25:59,042 --> 02:26:00,907 No, that's the wind. 1568 02:26:01,753 --> 02:26:04,460 Some nut always has a radio on at 3:00 A.M., 1569 02:26:04,547 --> 02:26:06,458 waiting for world war ill. 1570 02:26:06,549 --> 02:26:10,212 I hear the voices in my head! 1571 02:26:11,221 --> 02:26:12,711 I'm going insane! 1572 02:26:15,725 --> 02:26:16,931 In my head... 1573 02:26:23,400 --> 02:26:24,890 It's all over now. 1574 02:27:30,675 --> 02:27:33,633 "Whenever josiane dug her nails into sylvie's body, 1575 02:27:34,304 --> 02:27:36,215 kneaded her breasts 1576 02:27:36,306 --> 02:27:38,888 or greedily tongued her hairy mound 1577 02:27:38,975 --> 02:27:40,055 she'd think of Roger. 1578 02:27:40,643 --> 02:27:44,135 She wanted him to take her, brutally penetrate her core. 1579 02:27:44,647 --> 02:27:48,390 She'd think of his stiff pole pounding into her gaping pussy. 1580 02:27:48,485 --> 02:27:50,521 Jesus, Jesus, the joy of it!" 1581 02:27:57,160 --> 02:27:58,400 I won't try anything. 1582 02:28:00,163 --> 02:28:01,403 I don't want to get hurt. 1583 02:28:02,957 --> 02:28:04,242 Don't be so uptight. 1584 02:28:07,504 --> 02:28:11,838 Oh, wow! You've got one hell of a nerve trying this. 1585 02:28:13,676 --> 02:28:14,836 I admire you. 1586 02:28:19,349 --> 02:28:22,512 I have a thermos flask if you want. Help yourself. 1587 02:28:29,692 --> 02:28:30,772 What's your name? 1588 02:28:33,196 --> 02:28:36,984 I just want to know your name. I swear I won't tell anyone. 1589 02:28:40,370 --> 02:28:42,736 If you untie me, I can help you. 1590 02:28:42,831 --> 02:28:45,618 I could turn a gun on the bastards. I hate this job. 1591 02:28:46,876 --> 02:28:49,367 Why won't you tell me your name? Trust me. 1592 02:28:50,880 --> 02:28:53,542 Watch out for the fat one, georges-Alain. 1593 02:28:54,217 --> 02:28:56,799 Be careful, he's a real shit. 1594 02:28:56,886 --> 02:29:00,094 He'll fire without warning. He's shot passers-by before now. 1595 02:29:00,181 --> 02:29:01,341 I'd kill him. 1596 02:29:03,560 --> 02:29:04,640 He'll get you. 1597 02:29:06,354 --> 02:29:07,810 I'd like to watch you. 1598 02:29:08,857 --> 02:29:11,439 Take me hostage. We'll be like Bonnie and Clyde. 1599 02:29:39,554 --> 02:29:42,136 You've got it all wrong, shithead. 1600 02:29:42,223 --> 02:29:45,636 When your wife has a headache the night you want to screw her, 1601 02:29:45,727 --> 02:29:48,264 tell it's not her head you're after! 1602 02:29:52,066 --> 02:29:54,307 You don't know my wife. 1603 02:29:54,402 --> 02:29:56,814 What do you mean? She's like any other woman. 1604 02:29:56,905 --> 02:30:00,068 They're all the same, all bitches, every last one. 1605 02:30:00,158 --> 02:30:03,650 Look, when you bring your pay home at the end of the month, 1606 02:30:03,745 --> 02:30:05,610 she doesn't want an aspirin then. 1607 02:30:06,664 --> 02:30:07,779 What the hell! 1608 02:30:09,000 --> 02:30:10,000 Take the money. 1609 02:30:28,603 --> 02:30:30,343 You fucking bitch! 1610 02:30:30,438 --> 02:30:33,726 When I catch up with you, I'll make you suck my dick! 1611 02:32:20,715 --> 02:32:22,922 What are you doing here, Betty? 1612 02:32:24,636 --> 02:32:27,252 What are you doing? I've been looking all over for you. 1613 02:32:31,726 --> 02:32:33,136 Sweetheart... 1614 02:32:33,227 --> 02:32:36,640 If I was dead, I'd like people to come to see me. 1615 02:32:37,398 --> 02:32:39,514 What are you talking about? Come on. 1616 02:32:59,587 --> 02:33:01,623 Want to see what I found this afternoon? 1617 02:33:11,099 --> 02:33:12,384 What's it for? 1618 02:33:15,269 --> 02:33:16,634 Anything you want, Betty. 1619 02:33:17,772 --> 02:33:18,932 An island? 1620 02:33:21,776 --> 02:33:22,776 You're crazy... 1621 02:33:38,960 --> 02:33:41,246 Put that back. It's not nice. 1622 02:33:47,009 --> 02:33:48,249 Put them on. 1623 02:33:48,344 --> 02:33:50,505 Put them on, please. Put them on. 1624 02:34:21,878 --> 02:34:24,460 If anyone ever asks what I did today, 1625 02:34:24,547 --> 02:34:26,378 tell them we were together all day, okay? 1626 02:34:28,217 --> 02:34:30,048 Yes. I even screwed a beautiful brunette. 1627 02:34:31,721 --> 02:34:32,801 Beautiful... 1628 02:34:33,389 --> 02:34:34,389 Really beautiful. 1629 02:34:37,894 --> 02:34:39,634 We'll go to the seaside tomorrow. 1630 02:35:01,918 --> 02:35:03,078 Is it good? 1631 02:35:05,755 --> 02:35:06,835 This was a good idea, huh? 1632 02:35:14,263 --> 02:35:16,595 I'll buy you a boat, okay? 1633 02:35:21,604 --> 02:35:23,344 Shit, it's been tough enough, huh? 1634 02:35:24,607 --> 02:35:27,144 There must be a paradise somewhere for you and me. 1635 02:35:37,245 --> 02:35:38,245 Want another ice cream? 1636 02:35:41,123 --> 02:35:43,034 I'll go and get it now or we'll be here ages. 1637 02:36:03,813 --> 02:36:06,099 - Hey, that girl who was with you. - What girl? 1638 02:36:06,190 --> 02:36:08,293 - She's gone off with my little boy. - What are you talking about? 1639 02:36:08,317 --> 02:36:10,558 That girl who was with you. 1640 02:36:10,653 --> 02:36:12,359 The one in the short dress. 1641 02:36:12,947 --> 02:36:14,153 Stop him! 1642 02:36:28,337 --> 02:36:29,497 Stop him! 1643 02:37:12,381 --> 02:37:14,417 This floor is closed to the public. 1644 02:37:14,508 --> 02:37:15,873 I'm sorry, sir. 1645 02:37:16,427 --> 02:37:17,633 The store is closed. 1646 02:37:17,720 --> 02:37:19,676 What do you mean? It'll only take a minute. 1647 02:37:20,890 --> 02:37:22,881 It won't take long! Betty! 1648 02:37:23,726 --> 02:37:25,717 This whole floor has been hired. 1649 02:37:28,314 --> 02:37:29,314 I'm sorry... 1650 02:37:29,398 --> 02:37:33,141 I want a piano. I want a piano for my wife and kid. 1651 02:37:33,235 --> 02:37:34,941 I fully understand but right now... 1652 02:37:36,656 --> 02:37:37,656 How much? 1653 02:37:37,740 --> 02:37:40,482 I don't know. I keep telling you we're closed. 1654 02:37:40,576 --> 02:37:43,613 For fuck's sake, that customer is my wife! Where is she? 1655 02:37:45,206 --> 02:37:47,288 In the teepee. She doesn't want to be disturbed. 1656 02:37:47,917 --> 02:37:49,248 She paid, sir. 1657 02:37:51,754 --> 02:37:53,619 Betty, what are you doing in here? 1658 02:37:55,424 --> 02:37:57,335 Come and sit down with us. 1659 02:37:58,511 --> 02:37:59,751 Who are you? 1660 02:38:00,596 --> 02:38:01,596 He's the man in my life. 1661 02:38:02,223 --> 02:38:06,182 His mother's been looking for him. We've got to get out of here. 1662 02:38:08,604 --> 02:38:11,095 Come with us. 1663 02:38:12,733 --> 02:38:13,733 What's going on? 1664 02:38:13,818 --> 02:38:15,058 Come on. 1665 02:38:16,904 --> 02:38:19,020 Keep him, his mother's on her way. 1666 02:38:19,115 --> 02:38:20,480 Quick, Betty! 1667 02:38:42,972 --> 02:38:44,553 I can't... it's no use. 1668 02:38:44,640 --> 02:38:48,053 You have to run or they'll separate us. We'll never be together again. 1669 02:38:48,144 --> 02:38:51,807 They can't separate us. We were meant for each other. 1670 02:38:57,653 --> 02:38:59,143 Hurry, Betty, hurry. 1671 02:41:00,025 --> 02:41:01,025 Don't panic! 1672 02:41:01,610 --> 02:41:03,692 - What happened? - Please sit down. 1673 02:41:03,779 --> 02:41:05,690 Where's Betty? 1674 02:41:05,781 --> 02:41:07,112 Stay here! 1675 02:41:15,457 --> 02:41:16,947 Can't be true! 1676 02:41:17,042 --> 02:41:18,042 Don't stay here. 1677 02:41:20,129 --> 02:41:22,836 Bob, what happened? 1678 02:41:25,134 --> 02:41:26,465 She poked an eye out. 1679 02:41:41,817 --> 02:41:43,227 That's not possible! 1680 02:41:43,319 --> 02:41:45,856 This looks awful, but she'll live. 1681 02:41:48,991 --> 02:41:52,483 Go and sit down. I'll go and ask. Just sit down. 1682 02:41:56,165 --> 02:41:57,325 Wait for me here. 1683 02:42:21,690 --> 02:42:22,770 Well? 1684 02:42:22,858 --> 02:42:24,769 She's okay, she's sleeping. 1685 02:42:24,860 --> 02:42:26,145 Can I see her, Bob? 1686 02:42:26,237 --> 02:42:29,855 Yes, you have to fill in forms for the authorities first. 1687 02:42:31,200 --> 02:42:33,486 It's just a formality but it has to be done. 1688 02:42:35,204 --> 02:42:36,865 I'll put you through... 1689 02:42:38,374 --> 02:42:40,035 He's the one who... 1690 02:42:42,544 --> 02:42:44,375 - Are you the husband? - No. 1691 02:42:45,506 --> 02:42:46,506 A relative? 1692 02:42:48,550 --> 02:42:50,541 No, I'm all the rest. 1693 02:42:53,222 --> 02:42:55,964 We live together so I can fill those things out. 1694 02:42:57,726 --> 02:42:59,967 Do you have her identity card? 1695 02:43:01,230 --> 02:43:03,095 - Where the hell did I put it? - Here. 1696 02:43:07,236 --> 02:43:08,726 It's a nice photo, huh? 1697 02:43:12,074 --> 02:43:14,156 Her social security number? 1698 02:43:14,243 --> 02:43:15,824 I don't know it. 1699 02:43:15,911 --> 02:43:17,117 What a pain... 1700 02:43:18,914 --> 02:43:19,914 Okay, that's fine. 1701 02:43:25,212 --> 02:43:27,294 You can go, Bob. I want to see her alone. 1702 02:43:28,090 --> 02:43:29,955 - Can you drive back? - Yes. 1703 02:43:40,227 --> 02:43:42,809 Excuse me, is this room 10? 1704 02:43:42,896 --> 02:43:45,308 The girl who poked her eye out? 1705 02:43:45,399 --> 02:43:47,481 She's stable but needs rest. 1706 02:43:47,568 --> 02:43:48,978 Can I see her? 1707 02:43:49,069 --> 02:43:51,310 I'm afraid not. Visiting hours are over. 1708 02:43:51,405 --> 02:43:52,405 Just 5 minutes. 1709 02:43:53,407 --> 02:43:55,318 All right then, but not for long. 1710 02:43:57,911 --> 02:43:59,447 No more than 5 minutes. 1711 02:45:19,243 --> 02:45:20,449 Come on. 1712 02:45:22,287 --> 02:45:23,777 You can't do anything here. 1713 02:45:26,291 --> 02:45:28,122 I want to stay just a bit longer. 1714 02:45:29,461 --> 02:45:32,123 She won't wake before noon tomorrow. 1715 02:45:33,132 --> 02:45:34,132 She's under sedation. 1716 02:45:38,470 --> 02:45:40,335 Come on, let's go. 1717 02:45:40,431 --> 02:45:41,796 You can come back tomorrow. 1718 02:45:42,599 --> 02:45:43,679 She'll be better. 1719 02:45:49,523 --> 02:45:50,888 I've had enough! 1720 02:45:50,983 --> 02:45:53,895 Stop bawling your head off. You've no respect for others. 1721 02:45:53,986 --> 02:45:57,069 You can talk about respect! What do you get up to 1722 02:45:57,156 --> 02:45:59,898 when you deliver to your lonely customers? 1723 02:46:01,160 --> 02:46:04,573 - You bastard, you're using me! - Stop busting my balls! 1724 02:46:04,663 --> 02:46:06,745 Shithead! 1725 02:46:06,832 --> 02:46:10,745 You're totally crazy to get this wound up over nothing. 1726 02:46:10,836 --> 02:46:15,170 Nothing? You cheat on me, and you call that nothing? 1727 02:46:16,175 --> 02:46:18,166 You cheat on me and don't fuck me! 1728 02:46:18,260 --> 02:46:19,420 At least fuck me! 1729 02:46:19,511 --> 02:46:21,502 You're completely off your rocker. 1730 02:46:22,681 --> 02:46:24,421 I've had enough of this row. 1731 02:46:24,516 --> 02:46:28,976 This isn't a row. You have to be in love for a row. 1732 02:48:06,451 --> 02:48:07,531 Yes, speaking. 1733 02:48:09,204 --> 02:48:10,204 Who? 1734 02:48:12,457 --> 02:48:15,119 What? You've read it? 1735 02:48:17,796 --> 02:48:20,458 No, I believe you. I'm just surprised. 1736 02:48:21,633 --> 02:48:23,123 It hasn't come yet. 1737 02:48:28,140 --> 02:48:30,176 Okay, I'll sign every page... 1738 02:48:31,977 --> 02:48:33,467 I want 15%. 1739 02:48:37,482 --> 02:48:39,894 Okay, 10%. I don't give a shit. 1740 02:48:41,820 --> 02:48:43,401 No, I can't travel now. 1741 02:48:45,324 --> 02:48:46,814 Yes, I'm doing another one... 1742 02:48:47,784 --> 02:48:51,368 But I can't explain. Just stuff that pops into mind. 1743 02:50:00,023 --> 02:50:03,891 Betty, we did it! The book's going to be published! 1744 02:50:12,411 --> 02:50:13,651 What have they done to you? 1745 02:50:17,082 --> 02:50:18,413 The dirty bastards! 1746 02:50:48,447 --> 02:50:50,187 We're going to make it, my love. 1747 02:50:52,284 --> 02:50:54,275 I'm writing another book. 1748 02:50:55,746 --> 02:50:56,952 For you. 1749 02:51:00,792 --> 02:51:02,282 For you, Betty! 1750 02:51:07,632 --> 02:51:08,963 Dedicated to you. 1751 02:51:12,095 --> 02:51:13,175 What are you doing here? 1752 02:51:15,474 --> 02:51:17,055 What did you do to her? 1753 02:51:17,142 --> 02:51:19,554 You're crazy! Get out! 1754 02:51:19,644 --> 02:51:22,386 What is all this shit? Who's her doctor! 1755 02:51:22,481 --> 02:51:23,481 Dr. Martin. 1756 02:51:24,316 --> 02:51:25,681 What is this shit? 1757 02:51:26,318 --> 02:51:27,353 Tell me! 1758 02:51:29,154 --> 02:51:30,269 Sit down! 1759 02:51:32,157 --> 02:51:33,488 I need to talk to you. 1760 02:51:36,495 --> 02:51:37,701 She's in a state of shock! 1761 02:51:39,498 --> 02:51:40,658 Know what that means? 1762 02:51:41,833 --> 02:51:42,833 It is serious. 1763 02:51:43,335 --> 02:51:46,247 We can't predict the outcome. 1764 02:51:47,005 --> 02:51:49,246 I can't guarantee 1765 02:51:49,341 --> 02:51:50,956 that she'll ever recover. 1766 02:51:53,178 --> 02:51:54,543 Be brave, my boy! 1767 02:51:55,972 --> 02:51:57,428 Chemistry has made great strides. 1768 02:51:58,475 --> 02:52:00,306 Electroshock therapy gets results. 1769 02:52:00,852 --> 02:52:04,436 Ignore all those dumb lies! There's no danger! 1770 02:52:04,523 --> 02:52:05,979 I'm taking her home! 1771 02:52:06,066 --> 02:52:09,558 You're joking! That girl is totally insane! 1772 02:52:10,362 --> 02:52:12,853 Shut up, shut up! 1773 02:52:15,367 --> 02:52:18,154 It's your medicine that drove her mad! 1774 02:52:18,703 --> 02:52:21,365 Your shit's wrecking her mind! 1775 02:52:22,707 --> 02:52:24,868 You're making her sick! 1776 02:52:40,559 --> 02:52:43,847 I said beat it! Get lost! 1777 02:52:48,024 --> 02:52:49,309 I'll slug you! 1778 02:52:49,401 --> 02:52:50,891 Forget it! 1779 02:54:38,009 --> 02:54:40,375 I keep hearing your voice in the house, Betty. 1780 02:54:44,516 --> 02:54:46,131 Worst of all, the silence... 1781 02:54:49,521 --> 02:54:51,386 And words that just pop up... 1782 02:55:01,533 --> 02:55:02,533 "You're kidding." 1783 02:55:05,704 --> 02:55:07,535 "That shitty vacuum cleaner!” 1784 02:55:13,211 --> 02:55:14,542 "Zorg, are you asleep?” 1785 02:55:28,393 --> 02:55:30,304 We're going away together. 1786 02:55:38,903 --> 02:55:40,518 Make one last effort. 1787 02:56:04,262 --> 02:56:06,298 We were meant for each other. 1788 02:56:07,432 --> 02:56:10,924 No one can ever separate us, no one, ever. 1789 03:01:25,917 --> 03:01:27,157 Just thinking. 122690