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Joni, do you remember a time -

when you were happy with your family?

You remember any?

Nah.

I don't remember. Sorry.

How would you like your mom to act when she's at home?

Like right now? She should just be, like, a mom.

What does that mean? Just a mom?

I don't have anyone to compare her to.

If you could wish anything?

I guess she'd want what's best for me.

You can't say I don't do that. I've tried my best.

ALMOST 18

What the fuck? You're here already. - Hi.

Hi.

We were five guys. We were tight. Mostly.

I think we had pretty normal families, -

normal problems and normal feelings.

There was nothing we couldn't get over.

Hey, come join us!

Come.

At least give us your numbers.

Man, that was cold.

This isn't my day. - There's more where they came from.

Karri's a mama's boy.

It always takes him time to warm up to things.

Guys. Stop fooling around.

His mom is okay.

Kind of a tight ass, but okay.

When Karri fucks up, he always panics-

and then he fucks up even worse.

When I met him, he'd just learned to ride a bike.

He rode it right into me.

But he didn't run off.

He stood there with blood on his face-

and said he was sorry.

Isn't the game over yet?

Wait.

The goalie makes a mistake.

Fuck! Fucking monkeys!

Which? - Both. Fuck.

The guys can't lose focus now.

Or else the memories from both the Moscow and Finland games resurface.

4- 1.

I honestly don't get it.

Isn't ice hockey about one team winning?

Losing is no one's fault, right?

Sure, it's no one's fault that Finland loses every time.

Let's cheer for the winners. Go, Sweden, go!

Then we'll cheer for the losers. Go, Finland, go!

Then I'll put on my mascara, and we'll go.

Stop talking about ice hockey. You know nothing about it.

How do you know?

I dated an ice hockey player once.

Oh, and that makes you an expert? Who was it?

I don't remember names.

He played for Raision kiekkoseura. The year was 83.

That team sucks.

This game is from 2003. It's 2010.

What's the use of listening to old games?

The year makes no difference. Finland always loses.

Our last driving lesson starts now.

I've been waiting for this moment.

I won't have to see you anymore. - Right back at ya.

Check the traffic. Right and left.

Move your head. That's it. - But you have to anticipate.

Breathe out, will you?

Pull up.

When did you get home? - At around 8 or9.

Stop lying. I was up at 11 and you weren't home. - In the morning.

Morning! Again! How many drinks did you have? -A couple.

How many drinks? - Four, five, six. I don't know.

Beers? - And some liqueur. What's the difference?

Get out of the car! - Fuck!

Look. Zero. Like I said.

Do it again. I didn't see you blow.

Take the old route. - Again?

We'll do it till you learn.

When I get my license... - If you do.

If I do... can I borrow the car? - Not for driving the guys around.

Right. - Turn left. You can borrow it if I can come along.

Keep your car. I'll buy a motorcycle.

I just read in the paper that a biker crashed into a guardrail.

You can drive your girlfriend. - What?

That's equal rights?

What's the difference between guys and girls? - Guys like to show off.

Right.

Stay close to the side. - Yeah yeah.

That's it.

What are you doing? - Looking.

At them? - No, at the traffic.

At those little hotsy totsies? - No, the traffic.

Let's show the hotsy totsies how we drive. - What are you doing?

Don't ever date blondes. They're nothing but trouble. - Right.

They're all sluts.

Who? - Blondes.

Just kidding.

Sometimes I think I'm a bad man.

What song is this? - What song?

This slow one. - It's as fast as the original.

This is the original. - No, it's not.

Yes, it is. - No, it isn't.

I haven't heard any other version!

Focus on the road.

Turn your head. - "Turn your head."

And then we'll go.

Why are you driving in circles? - You didn't tell me to turn.

Turn left! The old route. - I can't turn left here.

Oh, c'mon. Yes, you can.

I said the old route, so turn left here.

Then you should tell me to turn right.

You have to learn to think for yourself.

Fine. We'll drive in circles then. - You gotta be kidding me!

You have to use your head! - You're the teacher.

Say "turn right." - No!

Say it! - No!

Fine, we'll drive in circles then.

You have one message.

Hi, it's Jarska.

I got a letter saying I owe 5 euros in child support.

I can put it into your account if you send me the number.

Well... I guess that's all. Bye.

Turn right here. - What?

Five minutes.

I need to be in town at 3. - It won't take long.

Don't you have enough of those? - You can never have enough.

You'll have to assemble those yourself. - That's what I always do.

What the hell? - It was an accident.

You'll never get a license, shithead.

Your car is fine. - Fine?

It's totally fine. - Look at it!

Try to behave. Be a man. - You fuckin' try to behave!

Alrighty.

How many pairs did you bring? - Enough.

Did you buy them small again? - I just need to stretch them a bit.

Tonight is the taxi drivers' federation party.

Are those the Lubutubes?

Lubutubes... - Whatever.

Louboutins.

They're okay.

When I was a kid, -

I got new clothes for the end of the school year-

and the Christmas party. Everything else...

I forgot my sunglasses.

...I had to pay for myself.

Here we go again. Your childhood was so hard.

I don't mean that you should have it hard.

Besides, I just bought you -

a pair of superexpensive jeans and a cap. - "A cap."

You think you're the one with the bad childhood.

My dad was an alcoholic.

Mine was violent. - Mine was on drugs. You told me.

We had to run and hide from him.

You didn't have to, thanks to me.

Thanks to you, I never saw my dad.

I wish I hadn't seen either your dad or mine.

One thing you had better than me.

Your mom was normal.

Mine's batshit insane.

For that, you'll practice parallel parking next.

Like that. Not too much.

Start turning those wheels.

Hi. Will this take long today?

As long as it takes for him to learn.

Sorry. - No worries. Keep practicing.

Forward again, then reverse.

Did you clean your room? - Yes. - No, you didn't.

Your clothes are all over the floor and there's dust on your computer.

I asked you to clean it two weeks ago.

Were you in my room? - I peeked in. Do I need permission?

Yes, you do. - Not as long as I pay the rent.

It won't be for long. - What do you mean?

I'm getting my own place when I turn 18. In the summer.

In the summer? May I ask where you're planning to move?

To Esplanade. - Esplanade?

With what money? - Mine.

With the 70 euros you have left from your birthday money? - Yeah.

You're planning to break your piggy bank? - I'll find a rich wife.

Then you can't come by and ask if I've cleaned.

Tonight you'll clean your room and go to bed early, so you're calmer.

You can't tell me what to do. I'm almost 18. - Right. Almost.

I'll tell you what to do as long as I pay for everything. - Ooh, scary.

In one ear and out... - Out the other.

You always say the same thing. I can't wait till I'm 18.

Freedom! What a wonderful word!

I look forward to it.

I look more. - I do more. - I do.

Goddammit! Park the car now!

Get out of my car! No farting in my car!

Your car, your house! Keep your fuckin' car!

I'm getting a cab.

Karri!

Stop staring. - Karri baby...

Some things don't change whether you're 5 or almost 18.

If you need to pee or you're hungry, you throw a fit.

Or if you haven't slept enough.

You should take me to Italy one day. - Is that your big dream?

You'll take your old mom to Italy.

Pomodori ripieni. Stuffed tomatoes.

Hit the brakes!

Hit the brakes!

Akseli's not coming today. - Why?

Some basic mom shit.

Fuck!

My 18th birthday and no one's here!

We can have a party with the three of us, can't we?

Should we sing? - Please, don't.

We should. - You sure?

1,2,3. Happy birthday to you....

Is that all?

Happy birthday, dear Karri...

Hooray! - Thank you, thank you.

Not for me, thanks.

Pete had red tights in kindergarten.

And long hair. In a ponytail.

People called him a girl, so we had to shave him.

Now he's after everyone else's hair.

Almost everyone's parents are divorced. Except Pete's.

He's always been the lucky one.

Except one day when he forgot his condoms.

There's nothing to eat. Again.

I just came from the store. There are two big bags of food.

Put the ice cream in the freezer before it melts.

Why didn't you buy pizza?

Pizza? We have tenderloin. Make a pizza with that.

I want something yummy.

Here, mister yummytummy. - Thanks.

Which shirt should I wear...

It's Mom.

Hi, honey. Your bikini? Where?

Which closet? Which shelf?

It's on the top shelf. - Got it.

I'll see you at the airport. Bye, honey.

What's going on?

Last-minute tickets to Milan.

Your mom and I have to figure some stuff out. Grownup stuff.

We haven't been anywhere in ages.

When was the last time? - In London.

Right. London in February.

But what am I going to eat?

Buy a pizza. Not beer. - No beer.

And no other alcoholic beverages. And no cigarettes. - No cigarettes.

I want to see receipts.

When are you coming back? - I'm not saying.

On Sunday. Or was it Monday? No parties, young man.

Remember what happened last time?

I think I have everything.

Have a good trip.

Have a good week. But not too good.

Bye. - Bye.

Hi. Are you okay?

What time do you get out?

You want to come to my place? My parents are away.

Hello. Hi.

I dunno. Kiira's coming over.

She just took the pill.

The abortion pill.

I don't know what to say. She doesn't tell me anything.

I've tried to comfort her.

It's Mom. I have to answer it.

Hello.

Yeah, everything's fine. How are you?

Is it warm?

Yes.

Nothing. I went to the movies last night.

Yeah. I'm by myself. Yeah, yeah.

I can't deal with this now!

Everyone's gone. Kiira's at her family's summerhouse.

I'll call you later.

What do you mean you don't know? - I'm bleeding.

Already? Isn't it too soon?

She looks like Akseli's mom. - Yeah?

She stared at you.

Maybe you should go. - I can't leave you here alone.

I'm not alone.

If she sees you, she'll call your mom right away.

Are you sure you'll be okay?

Lahti?

You know what? We killed a baby. A human being.

We'll never be forgiven.

It's not that serious. It happens all the time.

But we're murderers! Real murderers!

Abortion is not murder.

It was, like, the size of my thumb.

Great, we killed Thumbelina.

There's no law that says it's murder. Not in Finland.

Catholics say it is. - You're not Catholic.

What if I am? - We went to Lutheran church camp together.

What were you thinking? You're destroying my life!

This sucks! Who will take care of it? Not me!

I'm not changing diapers. Not one.

What will my friends say? I won't have any left after this.

They're not going to put up with this shit. And I won't either.

You'll destroy the kid's life. And this whole fucking family.

How old are you? Aren't you menopausal yet?

Were you asleep in biology class? Have you heard of contraception?

We used contraception. It was an accident.

What fucking accident? Ever heard of emergency contraception?

We can't do that. It's too late.

Besides, we want this baby.

You're crazy! It's an ugly world!

There are terrorists! Tsunamis! All kinds of stuff!

Earthquakes! Recession! How are you going to support it?

You'll lose your jobs and then what? You'll retire soon.

No kid will even want to look at you.

You're losing your hair and everything.

This kid will be worse than me; he'll lie to you about everything.

You shouldn't be entitled to have babies. That's my opinion.

You can keep this shit.

Fuck!

That went relatively well.

Thanks.

André's a nerd.

He's either reading or hanging out with his kid brother.

Okay, I'm being unfair.

Andre has the toughest time of us all. His mom's a bit slutty.

Romantic drama?

That's almost as bad as romantic comedy.

It's playing at 8 and 9.45 tonight. I'm almost done with math.

Okay.

See you at 7:30.

Someone's calling; I gotta go. Bye.

Hello?

Oh. I'll be there in a minute. Bye.

The number you dialed is switched off... - Fuck!

Okay, Max, your brother's here.

How's it going?

Sorry I'm a little late again. I forgot it was my turn.

Your mom forgot to tell me.

We should know who's going to pick the kids up.

I called her, but her phone was switched off.

Do you understand how serious this is?

I may have to call child protective services.

I understand.

Let's all go home now, Max.

Here you go. Bye, Nala and Simba. - Take your backpack, Max.

See you tomorrow. - Bye bye.

Fuck.

Max, let's go.

Max.

We have to go to the store to buy food.

I'm staying here! - You know I won't let you.

Fine. On one condition.

Put it back. - I want it!

We don't have enough money.

I'm not moving if I can't have this!

C'mon! I still need to study.

Oh, you're getting treats. - Apparently.

Thanks.

I want macaroni. - Eat the pizza I got you.

I want macaroni and pizza! - Eat.

Don't look at me! - Eat!

Don't look at my food! - Please eat...

You promised to eat if you got the ice cream first. Remember?

But you can't look at my food. Now it's poisoned.

No, it isn't. Just eat it. - You touched it and made it worse.

Am I getting a Nintendo from Mom for my birthday? - Maybe.

I'm sure I am. - You just had your birthday.

Christmas comes before your birthday.

It's a year until your birthday. - I'll get it from Santa then.

You're getting coal because you've been so mean.

Mean? I picked you up from daycare and made you food and besides -

Santa doesn't exist.

What? - Nothing.

What did you say? - I was kidding.

What did you say? - Nothing.

Something stupid about Santa. - I was just kidding.

I could smell you over there. - It smells like a man.

Who does Mom love most, you or me?

Wow, you picked up the phone.

You didn't tell me I needed to pick up Max today.

Fuck you!

Janni, I don't think I can make it to the movies after all.

I just realized I don't know anything for the test.

Yeah, math.

Did you leave already?

Can you get someone else to go?

I meant, like, a girl.

What's child protective services? - I hope you'll never have to learn.

Time to sleep. - Say a prayer.

Not again! - Oh, so now God doesn't exist either?

Okay.

Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray the Lord my soul to keep

If I should die before I wake

I pray the Lord my soul to take.

Good night. - Good night.

Nobody's taking your soul yet.

It's just a prayer to make you feel better.

Can we call there? - You mean heaven?

Yeah. I have a lot of stuff to talk about. - With your dad?

Yeah.

I miss him so much. - He misses you too.

Do you miss him?

He was kind of my dad too.

Does he miss Mom? - Sure.

Besides Mom told me that she loves you more than me.

How do you know? - She said so.

Someone's been sprinkling sleepy dust in the air.

You wanna go sleep in Mom's bed?

Yeah, let's go!

Carry me. I'm scared. - Sure.

King Gustav Vasa's maids' shoes...

Be quiet, for fuck's sake!

Oh honey, are you still up?

No visitors at this hour. We're trying to sleep.

I know. We'll just have a nightcap.

Kaitsu is a colleague.

This is my son. - Max?

André. - The son of the first dickhead.

Sorry. - That's enough.

But objectively speaking, your dad is a piece of shit.

Just a little nightcap...

That's enough.

Goddammit!

Max, take it easy...

You're a piece of shit like your dad.

You're bringing strangers home at this hour.

With Max and me here. - For one drink!

How dare you! I have to see him at work tomorrow!

I don't give a shit if you sleep with some random dog walker again.

You don't give a shit, even though you eat my food.

Do I really? - Yes, you do!

I spent 12 hours giving birth to you, you fucking leech.

I'm quiet. I'm going to bed now. - Not in your bed.

Move. - No.

This is my home. - And mine and Max's.

My money, my rules. - You're never even home.

You know what? I'm here now. And I'm going to bed. - No.

Max is sleeping in your bed. - Move!

Shut up. - Move.

Go sleep there.

Fuck...

That was too much.

These must be yours.

Paula, is everything okay? - Yes, I made a bed here.

See you tomorrow. - See you.

Bye. And I'm not Max. - Bye!

A fine fuckin' young man indeed.

Akseli had a dad, too.

Except that he always told us he was dead.

But every summer he traveled somewhere.

Hi. - Hello.

Alrighty. Hi.

I thought I was going to be late. I had some errands.

Have you seen deer? - Not really.

The dog barked at something in the woods, -

but I couldn't see anything.

Your dad went and checked it out.

Look who's coming. Akseli. Come!

Onni!

Hello! - Hi.

How was your trip? - Fine. I slept most of the way.

Onni!

Come here! Come!

He'll come later. Onni! - Come!

I have to. Oh no.

Goodness!

Serves you right. Is it your turn?

That's it?

Just once.

Try your luck, Grandpa. It's your turn.

Nonsense.

You're just afraid of losing. - It's a waste of time.

The kid hasn't even eaten yet.

Hi. - You came.

Where's the... - Hi.

Hi.

...the reason I had to come over right this second?

I'm going to see...

...if I can find it...

Hungry? - I have to go to the watchtower.

Right now? - Yeah.

There's just a couple hours of daylight left.

Take Akseli with you. - Yeah...

We have to finish our game.

The cards can wait. Go.

I don't have any hunting clothes. - I'm sure we have something.

We've got some. For sure.

Stay and eat.

We have mashed potatoes and moose meat balls.

Akseli hasn't eaten yet.

No thanks.

You sure?

Your mom babies you?

You don't smoke. You don't drink.

Well, maybe it's a good thing.

How's school?

Have you gotten detention?

We don't have detention. - Huh?

No detention? How do they keep you under control?

I'm a pretty quiet guy.

False alarm.

There's mustard if you want. - This is fine.

Have you been fishing lately?

No.

I was thinking -

you might want to go to Lapland with me some time.

My friend has a cottage there.

We were there last summer.

We bathed in the sauna and fished.

I'm allergic to fish.

You're not allergic to girls, are you?

You must be dating a lot if you take after me. - Not really.

Why not? You don't like girls?

Or they don't like you? - I just haven't met the right one.

Well, if you do meet one, -

it's fine with me -

to bring her to visit.

You can get away from the hustle and bustle of the city.

We'll see.

There's one now.

It's a moose.

Where? I can't see.

How can't you see it? Right there.

Isn't it amazing?

Where?

You haven't seen moose in Helsinki, have you?

Guess not. - What?

No. And neither did you when you lived there.

Put your fingers in your ears.

This will blow your eardrums.

Huh?

It's not moose season yet.

You can only shoot deer.

Akseli?

Let's go swim.

Hi, what's up?

You're all drinking?

Fuck, I just saw a shooting star.

Yeah, I made a wish.

I can't tell you, or it won't come true.

I gotta go now. Don't drink too much. Bye.

You didn't come. - I don't like cold water.

Why are flags at full mast?

Fuck, it's Father's Day.

Fuck.

Then there's me. What can I say.

I'm me, I'm 18 and I can do anything I want.

Hi. - Oh hi.

At 8.

Oh, right. I can't today. - I thought we agreed.

My boss is going to kill me if he finds out. - No, he won't.

You know what I mean.

My 25th birthday is once a year and I want you there.

I'm gonna miss it this year... - No, you won't.

Besides, -

this outfit is so hot.

Perv.

See you!

Why aren't you my friend anymore? - Why should I be?

What? Why can't I be your friend if I'm your mom? - That's why.

That's exactly why.

It's not healthy that you know everything. - It's totally normal.

Did your friends say something?

I have a right to know what you're doing. Since you live here.

Why did you unfriend me without saying anything to me?

Tomas is your friend, my sister is. My best friend is, but I'm not.

I can unfriend them if it helps.

It would help if you tell me -

when you're going to do something like that.

Hello? It's just Facebook.

I should never have joined.

I'm tired of this. Besides, I'm busy.

DID YOU GET THE WEED? - YEAH.

This is it.

This is the final straw, Joni.

Why don't you say something. - I don't know what to say.

Try!

I'm tired of trying. - Tired! You're both tired!

Why are you comparing me to Joni? - Because you're just as childish!

I'm not childish. I know what I'm doing.

You're right. Things haven't been great around here lately.

That's not the reason.

I understand you'd rather be somewhere else.

I don't want to be home. It doesn't matter what it's like.

You understand something has to change?

You can't support yourself. You need to live here until you can.

If you live here, you have the same rules as everyone else. - Do you?

If you don't believe me, believe Tomas.

I understand you want to try things.

I did too when I was young.

That's different! Your parents didn't care about you!

Joni, it's in your genes. - Genes?

Addiction is in your genes. You get it from your dad.

You're saying my parents didn't care?

You could do anything you wanted! - We had free upbringing.

Why do you go on about Dad?

He's doing great. Better than you! - Is that so?

If he gets rich off trading stocks or selling drugs, -

it doesn't mean he's doing great!

Financially maybe, but an addict is an addict.

Can't we talk about ground rules like adults?

Let's cease fire. Right, Joni?

We'll do as I say.

We'll do as we say, Joni!

Right. We'll do as you say.

Don't go anywhere. - I'll get water. Is that forbidden too?

This is awful. This is so awful.

I knew this was going to happen. Sit down!

Sit down!

If it happens once, it'll happen again.

What fucking book is that from? - Don't talk to me like that!

We're going to create rules and from this moment on -

you'll have no more contact with your friends.

You'll be home at 10 p.m. And you'll tell me everything you do.

And I want to know what drugs you've done.

Tomas will take care of that.

I will? - Yes! You will!

I'll unfriend you both now!

Hey Roope, is this enough?

It should be full.

Okay. - If possible.

I can't.

I can't.

Sorry, if it's difficult... - We're ready now.

Why don't we just start.

Please tell us your version.

Perfect. She organizes this and then doesn't show up.

Well, she spied on my computer.

I thought it was illegal to read other people's e-mails and texts.

She's the person closest to you. - Nope. And neither are you.

Who is? - My friends.

They're paying for your school and upbringing?

So it's okay for you to break the law-

because you pay for everything?

If you live with someone, you can't keep secrets.

How long have you been smoking pot?

You don't have to answer.

Since last winter. - Last winter?

Have you thought about the future?

Will you smoke, say, in five years from now?

You're 18. In 5 years you'll be 23.

Maybe you'll have a family. Do you plan to smoke then?

I haven't thought about it. If I feel like it, I will.

Does your girlfriend smoke? - Which one of them?

Some of them have tried it.

Don't you have a younger child? - A girl, Jenna.

My and Tiina's daughter. She's 14.

If Jenna wanted to try it, -

would you get weed for her? - Sure.

She could try it.

Come on in!

I'm so sorry I'm late.

Hi. I'm Tiina Järvinen, Joni's mom.

I didn't realize you were the biological mother.

Leena Heinola. Sit down.

So you're not the stepmom? Not that it matters.

No, I'm the mom. Tomas is his stepdad.

Isn't both their last name Eriksson?

He has his dad's last name.

Biological dad's. Not "real" dad's. I'm his real dad.

Tomas's name is also Eriksson.

My first husband happened to have the same last name.

Funny coincidence. I mean, whoever had it first...

I thought it was funny at first, too...

I have to say Tomas is a much better father, -

even though he is an Eriksson.

Thinking of you naked and horny on the office couch. See you tomorrow.

Where are you going? - I got a work gig.

What kind of a gig? - Awolf gig.

Awolf gig? - Some people from Bulgaria.

Bulgaria? - Or Belgium. Some conference guests and their kids.

How come I haven't heard about this? I'm the managing director.

You might have if you had spent more time at work.

You're not going anywhere. - Stop looking at me like that.

I hate that. It's like you're reading my mind.

I know you're lying. And so do you.

Are you high? - Am I high? Are you high?

I can't even get mad at you any more.

If you leave now, don't come back.

Fine.

Where the hell are you going? - To Akseli's or Pete's.

You think their parents will put up with this shit?

Or André's. His mom is never home either.

I'm home! Right now! - Maybe you're a little late!

Who do you think you are?

I'm not your dad. We both know that.

Fuck! Now I'm late!

You're gonna pay for my cab?

Next week we're going to the country. Tiina and I agreed.

No way. It's Akseli's 18th birthday.

Every day is someone's 18th birthday.

Besides, it's my dad's weekend.

You coming?

Can you please join me at the table?

I can hear you. I have to cook.

Jenna will be here any minute and she'll be starving.

That's why I want to talk to you before she gets here.

She won't starve to death in 15 minutes, -

but our son may die of drugs.

I don't know if I can make it. Things are pretty hectic again.

You only think about yourself.

No, I don't! I think about this family!

You never think of anyone but you! Me, me, me! Why not ME?

Nobody listens to me! You don't see me or hear me!

I'm having a breakdown. - Why is it always you and never me?

Stop it!

Fuck, they're screaming again. Huh?

Hi!

Hi.

I'm starving! - Hi, honey. Fifteen minutes.

Where were you so late? - Band practice.

We're negotiating now.

I'm canceling this marriage contract.

I can't take this! Our marriage is failing.

Our marriage isn't working.

I'll leave.

What?

I'll leave and take Jenna with me.

You're going nowhere!

You're not running away from this! - You pushed us to this point.

"Me, me, me, me!" - Stop! Don't leave me alone!

Fuck you! Don't go!

Let me go!

Don't leave.

Don't leave.

Please, don't go.

Don't go. If there's a problem, I can leave.

Don't go. I didn't go either.

Can we talk?

I didn't want it to come to this.

Well, you know something about me and I know something about you.

We're even.

I didn't want anything bad for you.

I wanted...

I don't know what I wanted. - It doesn't matter anymore.

You've taken everything from me.

Everything...

...sacred.

I understand how you feel. - Really?

I wanted something of my own.

You're cheating on your husband. You're like everyone else.

But you're my mom.

If he ever tries to hurt you...

Are there any nice girls here?

Uncle Wolfie came to see you.

Hi. Come on in.

You're late.

Women are all the same.

They just want me to huff and puff.

I don't give a shit. I'II just do what they want.

When was I happy?

That's a crazy question -

when you think about all the shit that's going on.

I'm happy when I'm stoned. It makes me feel good.

Fora little while.

Some people drink. I smoke weed.

I don't plan to become an addict or start doing heroin or something.

I'm happy when women come and go.

But to be honest, you get tired of it.

It might be nice to wake up next to the same chick twice.

Next to someone who knows me a little.

I'm happy about my family. It's the only family I have.

I just have to get along with them.

In the end, everyone's alone.

BOYS 17-18

Pretty nice. - Yeah.

When I win the lottery, I'm going to buy one.

You don't even play the lottery. - I'll win when I start.

Hey guys, for real.

I hate it when piss starts to run down my leg in my long johns.

You're wearing long johns? - No, but you know what I mean.

What a lady!

You're our female company tonight?

Did it work? - Sure.

The sauna is awesome.

How can a chick have feet this big? - Where did you find them?

There's a pool and everything.

I found these in their lost and found box.

Leave me a stub. I'm out.

You don't smoke. - Now I will.

Who's coming then? - I dunno.

André, you're smoking!

What are you up to? - We're waiting for Akseli. It's his 18th birthday.

Oh gosh, he's already 18?

It seems like only yesterday you were just babies.

C'mon. Don't be like that. - Yeah, yeah, I'll go.

You can stay with us if you like. - That would be a little weird.

Okay, bye. - Bye.

I can't stand it! You're all such men! 18! - Oh, go now.

Who was that chick? - His mom! - For real?

Look who's coming!

Akseli. The birthday boy!

You'll drink all that? - That's the plan.

We're going to get so wasted.

Let's go in. I'm freezing in this getup.

I'd be freezing if I was wearing that.

I'm going in the jacuzzi.

Finally.

Are you peeing? - A little.

Fucking gross.

Is that for me?

Hi, Grandma.

I'm having a sauna night with the guys.

Happy birthday to you...

When?

Akseli, come here....

Why are you smirking?

Are you stoned?

Check him out.

He's all smiles.

Did you get laid?

It's a big thing for him.

It's about more than sex these days. - Sure.

A blonde or brunette? - Brunette.

Does she have nice tits?

You're going to see her tonight? - I don't know. Hope so.

You're not going to flake out on us, are you?

How's therapy going? - I don't know.

They're making me talk about what I'll be doing in five years.

What do you say to that?

No idea. I haven't even graduated high school yet.

Tell them you'll have graduated by then.

What would you say? - I can say I won't be a cab driver.

You're going to be a big nerd. - Me?

An architect. - A nuclear physicist.

Pete's going to be a dad by then. A total family man.

Two kids, maybe three. Daddy!

A superdaddy.

Kiira and you hanging out by the fireplace.

Kiira left me. - What?

Why? - She just left me.

She was a slut anyway.

Your mom's a slut.

What the fuck are you laughing at? - Chill out!

Fucking think! - Calm down!

That wasn't funny.

Fucking chill out already.

Birthday boy.

It was a stupid joke. - Here's the birthday boy.

Are you sick? - Don't barf in here!

Are you okay?

My dad's dead.

He's been dead forever.

Now he's dead for real.

Grandma just called and said he drowned while fishing.

Fucking alkie.

I didn't even know him.

Maybe I never would have.

Now I'll never have the chance.

Goddammit.

Oh my God.

Annika is mine.

The one on the left is mine.

There are six of them. I want two.

I'm so scared.

May your sleep be pure and sweet

I'll make the bad dreams go away

My little son, my beautiful son

A gift heaven sent, my everything

My little son

A gift heaven sent

My everything

Sleep my son, my darling son

I can still hold you in my arms

My little son, my beautiful son

A gift heaven sent, my everything

My little son

A gift heaven sent

My everything

One day when you leave home

I'll draw wings on your back

My big son, my handsome son

May an angel be with you

My little son

A gift heaven sent

My everything