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Joni, do you remember a time -
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when you were happy
with your family?
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You remember any?
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Nah.
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I don't remember. Sorry.
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How would you like your mom
to act when she's at home?
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Like right now?
She should just be, like, a mom.
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What does that mean? Just a mom?
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I don't have anyone
to compare her to.
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If you could wish anything?
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I guess she'd want
what's best for me.
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You can't say I don't do that.
I've tried my best.
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ALMOST 18
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What the fuck? You're here already.
- Hi.
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Hi.
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We were five guys.We were tight. Mostly.
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I think we hadpretty normal families, -
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normal problems and normal feelings.
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There was nothingwe couldn't get over.
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Hey, come join us!
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Come.
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At least give us your numbers.
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Man, that was cold.
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This isn't my day.
- There's more where they came from.
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Karri's a mama's boy.
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It always takes him timeto warm up to things.
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Guys. Stop fooling around.
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His mom is okay.
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Kind of a tight ass, but okay.
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When Karri fucks up,he always panics-
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and then he fucks up even worse.
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When I met him,he'd just learned to ride a bike.
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He rode it right into me.
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But he didn't run off.
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He stood therewith blood on his face-
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and said he was sorry.
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Isn't the game over yet?
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Wait.
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The goalie makes a mistake.
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Fuck! Fucking monkeys!
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Which?
- Both. Fuck.
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The guys can't lose focus now.
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Or else the memories from both theMoscow and Finland games resurface.
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4- 1.
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I honestly don't get it.
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Isn't ice hockey
about one team winning?
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Losing is no one's fault, right?
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Sure, it's no one's fault
that Finland loses every time.
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Let's cheer for the winners.
Go, Sweden, go!
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Then we'll cheer for the losers.
Go, Finland, go!
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Then I'll put on my mascara,
and we'll go.
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Stop talking about ice hockey.
You know nothing about it.
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How do you know?
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I dated an ice hockey player once.
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Oh, and that makes you an expert?
Who was it?
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I don't remember names.
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He played for Raision kiekkoseura.
The year was 83.
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That team sucks.
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This game is from 2003. It's 2010.
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What's the use of
listening to old games?
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The year makes no difference.
Finland always loses.
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Our last driving lesson starts now.
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I've been waiting for this moment.
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I won't have to see you anymore.
- Right back at ya.
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Check the traffic. Right and left.
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Move your head. That's it.
- But you have to anticipate.
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Breathe out, will you?
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Pull up.
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When did you get home?
- At around 8 or9.
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Stop lying. I was up at 11 and
you weren't home. - In the morning.
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Morning! Again! How many drinks
did you have? -A couple.
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How many drinks?
- Four, five, six. I don't know.
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Beers? - And some liqueur.
What's the difference?
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Get out of the car!
- Fuck!
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Look. Zero. Like I said.
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Do it again.
I didn't see you blow.
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Take the old route.
- Again?
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We'll do it till you learn.
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When I get my license...
- If you do.
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If I do... can I borrow the car?
- Not for driving the guys around.
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Right. - Turn left. You can
borrow it if I can come along.
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Keep your car.
I'll buy a motorcycle.
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I just read in the paper that
a biker crashed into a guardrail.
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You can drive your girlfriend.
- What?
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That's equal rights?
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What's the difference between guys
and girls? - Guys like to show off.
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Right.
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Stay close to the side.
- Yeah yeah.
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That's it.
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What are you doing?
- Looking.
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At them?
- No, at the traffic.
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At those little hotsy totsies?
- No, the traffic.
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Let's show the hotsy totsies how
we drive. - What are you doing?
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Don't ever date blondes. They're
nothing but trouble. - Right.
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They're all sluts.
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Who?
- Blondes.
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Just kidding.
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Sometimes I think
I'm a bad man.
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What song is this?
- What song?
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This slow one.
- It's as fast as the original.
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This is the original.
- No, it's not.
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Yes, it is.
- No, it isn't.
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I haven't heard any other version!
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Focus on the road.
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Turn your head.
- "Turn your head."
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And then we'll go.
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Why are you driving in circles?
- You didn't tell me to turn.
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Turn left! The old route.
- I can't turn left here.
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Oh, c'mon. Yes, you can.
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I said the old route,
so turn left here.
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Then you should tell me
to turn right.
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You have to learn
to think for yourself.
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Fine. We'll drive in circles then.
- You gotta be kidding me!
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You have to use your head!
- You're the teacher.
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Say "turn right."
- No!
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Say it!
- No!
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Fine, we'll drive in circles then.
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You have one message.
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Hi, it's Jarska.
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I got a letter saying I owe5 euros in child support.
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I can put it into your accountif you send me the number.
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Well... I guess that's all. Bye.
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Turn right here.
- What?
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Five minutes.
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I need to be in town at 3.
- It won't take long.
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Don't you have enough of those?
- You can never have enough.
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You'll have to assemble those
yourself. - That's what I always do.
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What the hell?
- It was an accident.
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You'll never get a license,
shithead.
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Your car is fine.
- Fine?
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It's totally fine.
- Look at it!
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Try to behave. Be a man.
- You fuckin' try to behave!
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Alrighty.
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How many pairs did you bring?
- Enough.
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Did you buy them small again?
- I just need to stretch them a bit.
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Tonight is the taxi drivers'
federation party.
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Are those the Lubutubes?
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Lubutubes...
- Whatever.
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Louboutins.
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They're okay.
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When I was a kid, -
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I got new clothes
for the end of the school year-
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and the Christmas party.
Everything else...
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I forgot my sunglasses.
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...I had to pay for myself.
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Here we go again.
Your childhood was so hard.
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I don't mean that
you should have it hard.
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Besides, I just bought you -
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a pair of superexpensive
jeans and a cap. - "A cap."
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You think you're the one
with the bad childhood.
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My dad was an alcoholic.
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Mine was violent.
- Mine was on drugs. You told me.
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We had to run and hide from him.
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You didn't have to, thanks to me.
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Thanks to you, I never saw my dad.
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I wish I hadn't seen
either your dad or mine.
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One thing you had better than me.
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Your mom was normal.
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Mine's batshit insane.
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For that, you'll practice
parallel parking next.
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Like that. Not too much.
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Start turning those wheels.
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Hi. Will this take long today?
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As long as
it takes for him to learn.
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Sorry.
- No worries. Keep practicing.
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Forward again, then reverse.
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Did you clean your room?
- Yes. - No, you didn't.
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Your clothes are all over the floor
and there's dust on your computer.
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I asked you to clean it
two weeks ago.
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Were you in my room?
- I peeked in. Do I need permission?
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Yes, you do.
- Not as long as I pay the rent.
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It won't be for long.
- What do you mean?
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I'm getting my own place
when I turn 18. In the summer.
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In the summer? May I ask
where you're planning to move?
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To Esplanade.
- Esplanade?
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With what money?
- Mine.
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With the 70 euros you have left
from your birthday money? - Yeah.
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You're planning to break your
piggy bank? - I'll find a rich wife.
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Then you can't come by
and ask if I've cleaned.
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Tonight you'll clean your room and
go to bed early, so you're calmer.
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You can't tell me what to do.
I'm almost 18. - Right. Almost.
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I'll tell you what to do as long as
I pay for everything. - Ooh, scary.
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In one ear and out...
- Out the other.
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You always say the same thing.
I can't wait till I'm 18.
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Freedom! What a wonderful word!
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I look forward to it.
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I look more.
- I do more. - I do.
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Goddammit! Park the car now!
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Get out of my car!
No farting in my car!
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Your car, your house!
Keep your fuckin' car!
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I'm getting a cab.
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Karri!
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Stop staring.
- Karri baby...
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Some things don't change
whether you're 5 or almost 18.
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If you need to pee or
you're hungry, you throw a fit.
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Or if you haven't slept enough.
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You should take me to Italy one day.
- Is that your big dream?
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You'll take your old mom to Italy.
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Pomodori ripieni.
Stuffed tomatoes.
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Hit the brakes!
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Hit the brakes!
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Akseli's not coming today.
- Why?
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Some basic mom shit.
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Fuck!
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My 18th birthday and no one's here!
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We can have a party
with the three of us, can't we?
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Should we sing?
- Please, don't.
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We should.
- You sure?
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1,2,3. Happy birthday to you....
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Is that all?
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Happy birthday, dear Karri...
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Hooray!
- Thank you, thank you.
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Not for me, thanks.
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Pete had red tights in kindergarten.
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And long hair. In a ponytail.
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People called him a girl,so we had to shave him.
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Now he's aftereveryone else's hair.
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Almost everyone's parentsare divorced. Except Pete's.
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He's always been the lucky one.
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Except one daywhen he forgot his condoms.
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There's nothing to eat. Again.
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I just came from the store.
There are two big bags of food.
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Put the ice cream in the freezer
before it melts.
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Why didn't you buy pizza?
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Pizza? We have tenderloin.
Make a pizza with that.
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I want something yummy.
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Here, mister yummytummy.
- Thanks.
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Which shirt should I wear...
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It's Mom.
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Hi, honey. Your bikini? Where?
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Which closet? Which shelf?
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It's on the top shelf.
- Got it.
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I'll see you at the airport.
Bye, honey.
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What's going on?
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Last-minute tickets to Milan.
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Your mom and I have to figure
some stuff out. Grownup stuff.
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We haven't been anywhere in ages.
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When was the last time?
- In London.
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Right. London in February.
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But what am I going to eat?
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Buy a pizza. Not beer.
- No beer.
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And no other alcoholic beverages.
And no cigarettes. - No cigarettes.
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I want to see receipts.
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When are you coming back?
- I'm not saying.
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On Sunday. Or was it Monday?
No parties, young man.
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Remember
what happened last time?
247
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,470
I think I have everything.
248
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:13,837
Have a good trip.
249
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:18,076
Have a good week. But not too good.
250
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:20,391
Bye.
- Bye.
251
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,390
Hi. Are you okay?
252
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,718
What time do you get out?
253
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:42,552
You want to come to my place?
My parents are away.
254
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,394
Hello. Hi.
255
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,878
I dunno. Kiira's coming over.
256
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,439
She just took the pill.
257
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,878
The abortion pill.
258
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:16,472
I don't know what to say.
She doesn't tell me anything.
259
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,870
I've tried to comfort her.
260
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,511
It's Mom. I have to answer it.
261
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:11,673
Hello.
262
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:16,116
Yeah, everything's fine.
How are you?
263
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,156
Is it warm?
264
00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:25,793
Yes.
265
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,992
Nothing.
I went to the movies last night.
266
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:33,670
Yeah. I'm by myself. Yeah, yeah.
267
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,350
I can't deal with this now!
268
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:50,190
Everyone's gone.
Kiira's at her family's summerhouse.
269
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,833
I'll call you later.
270
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,951
What do you mean you don't know?
- I'm bleeding.
271
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,954
Already? Isn't it too soon?
272
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:56,158
She looks like Akseli's mom.
- Yeah?
273
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,830
She stared at you.
274
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:03,269
Maybe you should go.
- I can't leave you here alone.
275
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:06,837
I'm not alone.
276
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:10,436
If she sees you,
she'll call your mom right away.
277
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,196
Are you sure you'll be okay?
278
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:26,799
Lahti?
279
00:30:56,440 --> 00:31:00,831
You know what? We killed a baby.
A human being.
280
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,476
We'll never be forgiven.
281
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:07,191
It's not that serious.
It happens all the time.
282
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:12,039
But we're murderers!
Real murderers!
283
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,875
Abortion is not murder.
284
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:23,588
It was, like, the size of my thumb.
285
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,758
Great, we killed Thumbelina.
286
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:37,235
There's no law that says
it's murder. Not in Finland.
287
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:41,831
Catholics say it is.
- You're not Catholic.
288
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:45,550
What if I am? - We went to
Lutheran church camp together.
289
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:13,557
What were you thinking?
You're destroying my life!
290
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:19,150
This sucks!
Who will take care of it? Not me!
291
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:22,320
I'm not changing diapers. Not one.
292
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:26,195
What will my friends say?
I won't have any left after this.
293
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:30,348
They're not going to put up
with this shit. And I won't either.
294
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:35,395
You'll destroy the kid's life.
And this whole fucking family.
295
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:39,155
How old are you?
Aren't you menopausal yet?
296
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:48,834
Were you asleep in biology class?
Have you heard of contraception?
297
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:52,470
We used contraception.
It was an accident.
298
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:56,673
What fucking accident? Ever
heard of emergency contraception?
299
00:32:56,880 --> 00:33:00,873
We can't do that. It's too late.
300
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:02,792
Besides, we want this baby.
301
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:07,238
You're crazy! It's an ugly world!
302
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:11,194
There are terrorists! Tsunamis!
All kinds of stuff!
303
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:15,469
Earthquakes! Recession!
How are you going to support it?
304
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:19,759
You'll lose your jobs and then what?
You'll retire soon.
305
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,635
No kid will even
want to look at you.
306
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,040
You're losing your hair
and everything.
307
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:32,111
This kid will be worse than me;
he'll lie to you about everything.
308
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:36,114
You shouldn't be entitled
to have babies. That's my opinion.
309
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:37,998
You can keep this shit.
310
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:41,273
Fuck!
311
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,635
That went relatively well.
312
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,399
Thanks.
313
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:33,879
André's a nerd.
314
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:38,510
He's either reading orhanging out with his kid brother.
315
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,069
Okay, I'm being unfair.
316
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:51,029
Andre has the toughest timeof us all. His mom's a bit slutty.
317
00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:57,719
Romantic drama?
318
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:03,273
That's almost as bad as
romantic comedy.
319
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:09,397
It's playing at 8 and 9.45 tonight.
I'm almost done with math.
320
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,433
Okay.
321
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:21,352
See you at 7:30.
322
00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:25,508
Someone's calling; I gotta go. Bye.
323
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,393
Hello?
324
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:36,558
Oh. I'll be there in a minute. Bye.
325
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,512
The number you dialed
is switched off... - Fuck!
326
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,878
Okay, Max, your brother's here.
327
00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,158
How's it going?
328
00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:08,156
Sorry I'm a little late again.
I forgot it was my turn.
329
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,477
Your mom forgot to tell me.
330
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:15,036
We should know
who's going to pick the kids up.
331
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,555
I called her,
but her phone was switched off.
332
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:23,514
Do you understand
how serious this is?
333
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,876
I may have to call
child protective services.
334
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,678
I understand.
335
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,834
Let's all go home now, Max.
336
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:44,479
Here you go. Bye, Nala and Simba.
- Take your backpack, Max.
337
00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:48,356
See you tomorrow.
- Bye bye.
338
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:02,873
Fuck.
339
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,838
Max, let's go.
340
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:51,913
Max.
341
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,918
We have to go
to the store to buy food.
342
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:58,510
I'm staying here!
- You know I won't let you.
343
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:02,629
Fine. On one condition.
344
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,631
Put it back.
- I want it!
345
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:52,354
We don't have enough money.
346
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,354
I'm not moving if I can't have this!
347
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:01,476
C'mon!
I still need to study.
348
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:19,157
Oh, you're getting treats.
- Apparently.
349
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:20,839
Thanks.
350
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:32,476
I want macaroni.
- Eat the pizza I got you.
351
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:36,355
I want macaroni and pizza!
- Eat.
352
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,669
Don't look at me!
- Eat!
353
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:46,634
Don't look at my food!
- Please eat...
354
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:52,436
You promised to eat if you got
the ice cream first. Remember?
355
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:58,880
But you can't look at my food.
Now it's poisoned.
356
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:07,873
No, it isn't. Just eat it.
- You touched it and made it worse.
357
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:31,678
Am I getting a Nintendo
from Mom for my birthday? - Maybe.
358
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:36,032
I'm sure I am.
- You just had your birthday.
359
00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:38,708
Christmas comes
before your birthday.
360
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:42,879
It's a year until your birthday.
- I'll get it from Santa then.
361
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:46,197
You're getting coal
because you've been so mean.
362
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:53,437
Mean? I picked you up from daycare
and made you food and besides -
363
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,670
Santa doesn't exist.
364
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:01,517
What?
- Nothing.
365
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:08,594
What did you say?
- I was kidding.
366
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:21,909
What did you say?
- Nothing.
367
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:28,030
Something stupid about Santa.
- I was just kidding.
368
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:20,672
I could smell you over there.
- It smells like a man.
369
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:26,196
Who does Mom love most,
you or me?
370
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:37,235
Wow, you picked up the phone.
371
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:45,037
You didn't tell me
I needed to pick up Max today.
372
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,355
Fuck you!
373
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:02,235
Janni, I don't think I can make it
to the movies after all.
374
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:07,873
I just realized
I don't know anything for the test.
375
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:09,712
Yeah, math.
376
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:11,876
Did you leave already?
377
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:16,958
Can you get someone else to go?
378
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:21,393
I meant, like, a girl.
379
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:35,637
What's child protective services?
- I hope you'll never have to learn.
380
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,956
Time to sleep.
- Say a prayer.
381
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:43,393
Not again! - Oh, so now
God doesn't exist either?
382
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:48,113
Okay.
383
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,118
Now I lay me down to sleep
384
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,197
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
385
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,156
If I should die before I wake
386
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:00,352
I pray the Lord my soul to take.
387
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,158
Good night.
- Good night.
388
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:30,508
Nobody's taking your soul yet.
389
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:35,272
It's just a prayer
to make you feel better.
390
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:41,029
Can we call there?
- You mean heaven?
391
00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:45,950
Yeah. I have a lot of stuff
to talk about. - With your dad?
392
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:48,835
Yeah.
393
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:52,953
I miss him so much.
- He misses you too.
394
00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:58,950
Do you miss him?
395
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:04,997
He was kind of my dad too.
396
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:08,671
Does he miss Mom?
- Sure.
397
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:14,192
Besides Mom told me that
she loves you more than me.
398
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,875
How do you know?
- She said so.
399
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:25,597
Someone's been sprinkling
sleepy dust in the air.
400
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:27,876
You wanna go sleep in Mom's bed?
401
00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:30,878
Yeah, let's go!
402
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,711
Carry me. I'm scared.
- Sure.
403
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:12,752
King Gustav Vasa's maids' shoes...
404
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:15,910
Be quiet, for fuck's sake!
405
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:19,237
Oh honey, are you still up?
406
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:24,554
No visitors at this hour.
We're trying to sleep.
407
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:30,676
I know.
We'll just have a nightcap.
408
00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:34,152
Kaitsu is a colleague.
409
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,437
This is my son.
- Max?
410
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:41,110
André.
- The son of the first dickhead.
411
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,390
Sorry.
- That's enough.
412
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:48,276
But objectively speaking,
your dad is a piece of shit.
413
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,350
Just a little nightcap...
414
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,595
That's enough.
415
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,631
Goddammit!
416
00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:59,998
Max, take it easy...
417
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:14,668
You're a piece of shit
like your dad.
418
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:20,034
You're bringing strangers
home at this hour.
419
00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:23,391
With Max and me here.
- For one drink!
420
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:27,150
How dare you!
I have to see him at work tomorrow!
421
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:31,399
I don't give a shit if you sleep
with some random dog walker again.
422
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:36,037
You don't give a shit,
even though you eat my food.
423
00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:39,312
Do I really?
- Yes, you do!
424
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:44,395
I spent 12 hours giving birth
to you, you fucking leech.
425
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:50,675
I'm quiet. I'm going to bed now.
- Not in your bed.
426
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:52,513
Move.
- No.
427
00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:56,349
This is my home.
- And mine and Max's.
428
00:48:56,560 --> 00:49:00,314
My money, my rules.
- You're never even home.
429
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:05,275
You know what? I'm here now.
And I'm going to bed. - No.
430
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,989
Max is sleeping in your bed.
- Move!
431
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:09,713
Shut up.
- Move.
432
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:13,197
Go sleep there.
433
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:15,993
Fuck...
434
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,316
That was too much.
435
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,909
These must be yours.
436
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:26,639
Paula, is everything okay?
- Yes, I made a bed here.
437
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:28,717
See you tomorrow.
- See you.
438
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:31,434
Bye. And I'm not Max.
- Bye!
439
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:37,990
A fine fuckin' young man indeed.
440
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,238
Akseli had a dad, too.
441
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:59,477
Except that he always told ushe was dead.
442
00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:02,678
But every summerhe traveled somewhere.
443
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:24,839
Hi.
- Hello.
444
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:33,154
Alrighty. Hi.
445
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:36,790
I thought I was going to be late.
I had some errands.
446
00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:54,118
Have you seen deer?
- Not really.
447
00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:57,598
The dog barked at something
in the woods, -
448
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:00,716
but I couldn't see anything.
449
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:06,676
Your dad went and checked it out.
450
00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:21,078
Look who's coming. Akseli. Come!
451
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:24,839
Onni!
452
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:32,950
Hello!
- Hi.
453
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:40,392
How was your trip?
- Fine. I slept most of the way.
454
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,073
Onni!
455
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:47,154
Come here! Come!
456
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:52,589
He'll come later. Onni!
- Come!
457
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:55,869
I have to. Oh no.
458
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:57,913
Goodness!
459
00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:02,712
Serves you right.
Is it your turn?
460
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:11,354
That's it?
461
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:13,796
Just once.
462
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:19,231
Try your luck, Grandpa.
It's your turn.
463
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:21,676
Nonsense.
464
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:25,197
You're just afraid of losing.
- It's a waste of time.
465
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:28,791
The kid hasn't even eaten yet.
466
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:43,712
Hi.
- You came.
467
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:51,832
Where's the...
- Hi.
468
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:53,479
Hi.
469
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:59,552
...the reason I had to come over
right this second?
470
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,873
I'm going to see...
471
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:09,718
...if I can find it...
472
00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:17,032
Hungry?
- I have to go to the watchtower.
473
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:23,952
Right now?
- Yeah.
474
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,999
There's just a couple hours
of daylight left.
475
00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:34,077
Take Akseli with you.
- Yeah...
476
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,555
We have to finish our game.
477
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:41,355
The cards can wait. Go.
478
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:47,159
I don't have any hunting clothes.
- I'm sure we have something.
479
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:50,512
We've got some. For sure.
480
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:54,679
Stay and eat.
481
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:57,998
We have mashed
potatoes and moose meat balls.
482
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:00,551
Akseli hasn't eaten yet.
483
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:13,833
No thanks.
484
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:16,673
You sure?
485
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:34,033
Your mom babies you?
486
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:39,312
You don't smoke. You don't drink.
487
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:44,158
Well, maybe it's a good thing.
488
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:38,678
How's school?
489
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:42,396
Have you gotten detention?
490
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:45,918
We don't have detention.
- Huh?
491
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:52,677
No detention? How do they
keep you under control?
492
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:55,950
I'm a pretty quiet guy.
493
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:05,152
False alarm.
494
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:21,035
There's mustard if you want.
- This is fine.
495
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:29,676
Have you been fishing lately?
496
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:32,993
No.
497
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:35,310
I was thinking -
498
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:38,830
you might want to go to Lapland
with me some time.
499
00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:44,315
My friend has a cottage there.
500
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:49,117
We were there last summer.
501
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:51,390
We bathed in the sauna and fished.
502
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:54,348
I'm allergic to fish.
503
00:59:57,080 --> 01:00:00,390
You're not allergic to girls,
are you?
504
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:07,392
You must be dating a lot
if you take after me. - Not really.
505
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:10,831
Why not? You don't like girls?
506
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:16,879
Or they don't like you?
- I just haven't met the right one.
507
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:28,429
Well, if you do meet one, -
508
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:33,149
it's fine with me -
509
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:38,109
to bring her to visit.
510
01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:45,350
You can get away from the hustle
and bustle of the city.
511
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:46,993
We'll see.
512
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:52,352
There's one now.
513
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,276
It's a moose.
514
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:08,197
Where? I can't see.
515
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:13,439
How can't you see it? Right there.
516
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:36,030
Isn't it amazing?
517
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:40,599
Where?
518
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:53,228
You haven't seen moose in Helsinki,
have you?
519
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:56,552
Guess not.
- What?
520
01:01:56,760 --> 01:02:00,673
No. And neither did you
when you lived there.
521
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:05,516
Put your fingers in your ears.
522
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:08,188
This will blow your eardrums.
523
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:19,479
Huh?
524
01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:25,717
It's not moose season yet.
525
01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:29,514
You can only shoot deer.
526
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:51,359
Akseli?
527
01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:12,552
Let's go swim.
528
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:11,876
Hi, what's up?
529
01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:15,232
You're all drinking?
530
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:20,351
Fuck, I just saw a shooting star.
531
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:25,511
Yeah, I made a wish.
532
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:30,000
I can't tell you,
or it won't come true.
533
01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:40,717
I gotta go now.
Don't drink too much. Bye.
534
01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:44,950
You didn't come.
- I don't like cold water.
535
01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:22,394
Why are flags at full mast?
536
01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:27,674
Fuck, it's Father's Day.
537
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:35,959
Fuck.
538
01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:08,878
Then there's me. What can I say.
539
01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:14,033
I'm me, I'm 18 andI can do anything I want.
540
01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:34,628
Hi.
- Oh hi.
541
01:09:40,280 --> 01:09:41,759
At 8.
542
01:09:42,280 --> 01:09:47,035
Oh, right. I can't today.
- I thought we agreed.
543
01:09:47,280 --> 01:09:51,239
My boss is going to kill me
if he finds out. - No, he won't.
544
01:09:51,440 --> 01:09:53,112
You know what I mean.
545
01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:57,996
My 25th birthday is once a year
and I want you there.
546
01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:03,077
I'm gonna miss it this year...
- No, you won't.
547
01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:06,159
Besides, -
548
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:10,196
this outfit is so hot.
549
01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:13,156
Perv.
550
01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:19,913
See you!
551
01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:47,716
Why aren't you my friend
anymore? - Why should I be?
552
01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:55,633
What? Why can't I be your friend
if I'm your mom? - That's why.
553
01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:59,032
That's exactly why.
554
01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:04,314
It's not healthy that you know
everything. - It's totally normal.
555
01:11:06,040 --> 01:11:09,396
Did your friends say something?
556
01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:15,838
I have a right to know what
you're doing. Since you live here.
557
01:11:18,520 --> 01:11:22,479
Why did you unfriend me
without saying anything to me?
558
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:28,232
Tomas is your friend, my sister is.
My best friend is, but I'm not.
559
01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:30,908
I can unfriend them if it helps.
560
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:32,712
It would help if you tell me -
561
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:35,639
when you're going to do
something like that.
562
01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:37,512
Hello? It's just Facebook.
563
01:11:39,240 --> 01:11:41,674
I should never have joined.
564
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:45,479
I'm tired of this.
Besides, I'm busy.
565
01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:02,514
DID YOU GET THE WEED?
- YEAH.
566
01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:27,876
This is it.
567
01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:32,836
This is the final straw, Joni.
568
01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:46,996
Why don't you say something.
- I don't know what to say.
569
01:12:47,480 --> 01:12:49,072
Try!
570
01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:54,873
I'm tired of trying.
- Tired! You're both tired!
571
01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:59,119
Why are you comparing me to Joni?
- Because you're just as childish!
572
01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:03,149
I'm not childish.
I know what I'm doing.
573
01:13:07,960 --> 01:13:11,669
You're right. Things haven't
been great around here lately.
574
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:14,316
That's not the reason.
575
01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:18,353
I understand you'd rather
be somewhere else.
576
01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:21,996
I don't want to be home.
It doesn't matter what it's like.
577
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:26,519
You understand
something has to change?
578
01:13:27,240 --> 01:13:32,872
You can't support yourself. You
need to live here until you can.
579
01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:40,078
If you live here, you have the same
rules as everyone else. - Do you?
580
01:13:57,320 --> 01:14:00,278
If you don't believe me,
believe Tomas.
581
01:14:02,560 --> 01:14:04,676
I understand you want to try things.
582
01:14:04,880 --> 01:14:07,553
I did too when I was young.
583
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:12,038
That's different! Your parents
didn't care about you!
584
01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:20,150
Joni, it's in your genes.
- Genes?
585
01:14:20,440 --> 01:14:23,830
Addiction is in your genes.
You get it from your dad.
586
01:14:24,080 --> 01:14:26,310
You're saying
my parents didn't care?
587
01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:30,678
You could do anything you wanted!
- We had free upbringing.
588
01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:33,716
Why do you go on about Dad?
589
01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:39,717
He's doing great. Better than you!
- Is that so?
590
01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:44,755
If he gets rich off trading stocks
or selling drugs, -
591
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:47,560
it doesn't mean he's doing great!
592
01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:51,116
Financially maybe,
but an addict is an addict.
593
01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:55,758
Can't we talk about
ground rules like adults?
594
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,389
Let's cease fire. Right, Joni?
595
01:14:58,600 --> 01:15:00,795
We'll do as I say.
596
01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:04,714
We'll do as we say, Joni!
597
01:15:06,280 --> 01:15:07,998
Right. We'll do as you say.
598
01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:12,352
Don't go anywhere. - I'll get water.
Is that forbidden too?
599
01:15:15,320 --> 01:15:19,598
This is awful. This is so awful.
600
01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:28,235
I knew this was going to happen.
Sit down!
601
01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:30,870
Sit down!
602
01:15:37,240 --> 01:15:41,028
If it happens once,
it'll happen again.
603
01:15:41,320 --> 01:15:44,835
What fucking book is that from?
- Don't talk to me like that!
604
01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:52,912
We're going to create rules
and from this moment on -
605
01:15:54,720 --> 01:15:59,999
you'll have no more contact
with your friends.
606
01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:04,995
You'll be home at 10 p.m. And
you'll tell me everything you do.
607
01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:12,993
And I want to know
what drugs you've done.
608
01:16:17,200 --> 01:16:19,316
Tomas will take care of that.
609
01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:24,873
I will?
- Yes! You will!
610
01:16:25,200 --> 01:16:27,873
I'll unfriend you both now!
611
01:16:38,040 --> 01:16:40,349
Hey Roope, is this enough?
612
01:16:42,760 --> 01:16:45,320
It should be full.
613
01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:50,679
Okay.
- If possible.
614
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:04,388
I can't.
615
01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:12,793
I can't.
616
01:17:29,480 --> 01:17:32,597
Sorry, if it's difficult...
- We're ready now.
617
01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:02,432
Why don't we just start.
618
01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:07,071
Please tell us your version.
619
01:19:07,560 --> 01:19:12,475
Perfect. She organizes this
and then doesn't show up.
620
01:19:14,400 --> 01:19:17,312
Well, she spied on my computer.
621
01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:22,031
I thought it was illegal to read
other people's e-mails and texts.
622
01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:28,349
She's the person closest to you.
- Nope. And neither are you.
623
01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:30,835
Who is?
- My friends.
624
01:19:31,040 --> 01:19:36,034
They're paying for your school
and upbringing?
625
01:19:36,240 --> 01:19:39,038
So it's okay for you
to break the law-
626
01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:41,196
because you pay for everything?
627
01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:46,073
If you live with someone,
you can't keep secrets.
628
01:19:46,920 --> 01:19:49,229
How long have you been smoking pot?
629
01:19:51,400 --> 01:19:53,994
You don't have to answer.
630
01:19:56,360 --> 01:19:59,238
Since last winter.
- Last winter?
631
01:20:02,880 --> 01:20:06,839
Have you thought about the future?
632
01:20:07,040 --> 01:20:10,077
Will you smoke, say,
in five years from now?
633
01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:14,871
You're 18.
In 5 years you'll be 23.
634
01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:19,554
Maybe you'll have a family.
Do you plan to smoke then?
635
01:20:19,760 --> 01:20:25,198
I haven't thought about it.
If I feel like it, I will.
636
01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:30,030
Does your girlfriend smoke?
- Which one of them?
637
01:20:30,240 --> 01:20:32,231
Some of them have tried it.
638
01:20:34,280 --> 01:20:39,513
Don't you have a younger child?
- A girl, Jenna.
639
01:20:40,080 --> 01:20:43,516
My and Tiina's daughter. She's 14.
640
01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:49,236
If Jenna wanted to try it, -
641
01:20:50,480 --> 01:20:53,916
would you get weed for her?
- Sure.
642
01:20:55,240 --> 01:20:57,595
She could try it.
643
01:20:58,480 --> 01:21:00,391
Come on in!
644
01:21:03,240 --> 01:21:05,993
I'm so sorry I'm late.
645
01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:10,316
Hi. I'm Tiina Järvinen, Joni's mom.
646
01:21:10,880 --> 01:21:13,917
I didn't realize you were
the biological mother.
647
01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:16,190
Leena Heinola. Sit down.
648
01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:21,155
So you're not the stepmom?
Not that it matters.
649
01:21:21,520 --> 01:21:27,197
No, I'm the mom.
Tomas is his stepdad.
650
01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:31,431
Isn't both their last name Eriksson?
651
01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:35,599
He has his dad's last name.
652
01:21:36,400 --> 01:21:40,678
Biological dad's. Not "real" dad's.
I'm his real dad.
653
01:21:42,360 --> 01:21:45,193
Tomas's name is also Eriksson.
654
01:21:45,920 --> 01:21:50,471
My first husband happened
to have the same last name.
655
01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:57,074
Funny coincidence.
I mean, whoever had it first...
656
01:21:58,440 --> 01:22:01,193
I thought
it was funny at first, too...
657
01:22:02,360 --> 01:22:06,672
I have to say
Tomas is a much better father, -
658
01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:09,994
even though he is an Eriksson.
659
01:22:31,080 --> 01:22:35,358
Thinking of you naked and horny on
the office couch. See you tomorrow.
660
01:23:00,480 --> 01:23:03,074
Where are you going?
- I got a work gig.
661
01:23:04,360 --> 01:23:07,591
What kind of a gig?
- Awolf gig.
662
01:23:08,040 --> 01:23:13,398
Awolf gig?
- Some people from Bulgaria.
663
01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:19,398
Bulgaria? - Or Belgium. Some
conference guests and their kids.
664
01:23:20,480 --> 01:23:24,439
How come I haven't heard about this?
I'm the managing director.
665
01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:28,597
You might have
if you had spent more time at work.
666
01:23:32,080 --> 01:23:35,516
You're not going anywhere.
- Stop looking at me like that.
667
01:23:35,720 --> 01:23:38,757
I hate that.
It's like you're reading my mind.
668
01:23:41,040 --> 01:23:45,397
I know you're lying. And so do you.
669
01:23:45,600 --> 01:23:48,672
Are you high?
- Am I high? Are you high?
670
01:23:50,280 --> 01:23:52,748
I can't even get mad
at you any more.
671
01:23:53,040 --> 01:23:55,554
If you leave now, don't come back.
672
01:23:56,920 --> 01:23:58,353
Fine.
673
01:23:59,960 --> 01:24:03,111
Where the hell are you going?
- To Akseli's or Pete's.
674
01:24:03,320 --> 01:24:06,278
You think their parents
will put up with this shit?
675
01:24:06,520 --> 01:24:08,988
Or André's.
His mom is never home either.
676
01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:12,272
I'm home! Right now!
- Maybe you're a little late!
677
01:24:15,360 --> 01:24:16,998
Who do you think you are?
678
01:24:18,840 --> 01:24:21,513
I'm not your dad. We both know that.
679
01:24:23,040 --> 01:24:25,270
Fuck! Now I'm late!
680
01:24:28,360 --> 01:24:29,998
You're gonna pay for my cab?
681
01:24:30,200 --> 01:24:33,510
Next week we're going to
the country. Tiina and I agreed.
682
01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:35,950
No way. It's Akseli's 18th birthday.
683
01:24:36,160 --> 01:24:38,628
Every day is
someone's 18th birthday.
684
01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:40,950
Besides, it's my dad's weekend.
685
01:24:43,480 --> 01:24:44,833
You coming?
686
01:24:51,040 --> 01:24:53,634
Can you please
join me at the table?
687
01:24:53,840 --> 01:24:57,469
I can hear you. I have to cook.
688
01:24:57,720 --> 01:25:01,429
Jenna will be here any minute
and she'll be starving.
689
01:25:01,880 --> 01:25:05,668
That's why I want to talk to you
before she gets here.
690
01:25:11,120 --> 01:25:13,509
She won't starve to death
in 15 minutes, -
691
01:25:13,720 --> 01:25:15,870
but our son may die of drugs.
692
01:25:28,760 --> 01:25:32,309
I don't know if I can make it.
Things are pretty hectic again.
693
01:25:32,560 --> 01:25:34,357
You only think about yourself.
694
01:25:34,600 --> 01:25:36,989
No, I don't!
I think about this family!
695
01:25:37,200 --> 01:25:41,910
You never think of anyone but you!
Me, me, me! Why not ME?
696
01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:46,388
Nobody listens to me!
You don't see me or hear me!
697
01:25:47,160 --> 01:25:54,669
I'm having a breakdown.
- Why is it always you and never me?
698
01:25:56,600 --> 01:25:58,192
Stop it!
699
01:25:58,400 --> 01:26:02,916
Fuck, they're screaming again.
Huh?
700
01:26:03,240 --> 01:26:04,673
Hi!
701
01:26:06,840 --> 01:26:08,193
Hi.
702
01:26:10,240 --> 01:26:15,439
I'm starving!
- Hi, honey. Fifteen minutes.
703
01:26:15,680 --> 01:26:18,114
Where were you so late?
- Band practice.
704
01:26:28,960 --> 01:26:30,791
We're negotiating now.
705
01:26:32,200 --> 01:26:35,829
I'm canceling
this marriage contract.
706
01:26:36,080 --> 01:26:39,550
I can't take this!
Our marriage is failing.
707
01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:42,195
Our marriage isn't working.
708
01:26:43,200 --> 01:26:44,633
I'll leave.
709
01:26:44,920 --> 01:26:46,319
What?
710
01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:49,588
I'll leave and take Jenna with me.
711
01:26:52,280 --> 01:26:54,111
You're going nowhere!
712
01:26:55,080 --> 01:26:59,471
You're not running away from this!
- You pushed us to this point.
713
01:26:59,680 --> 01:27:04,879
"Me, me, me, me!"
- Stop! Don't leave me alone!
714
01:27:05,080 --> 01:27:08,709
Fuck you! Don't go!
715
01:27:17,560 --> 01:27:19,915
Let me go!
716
01:27:21,360 --> 01:27:23,191
Don't leave.
717
01:27:23,680 --> 01:27:25,079
Don't leave.
718
01:27:25,960 --> 01:27:28,520
Please, don't go.
719
01:27:35,520 --> 01:27:40,992
Don't go. If there's a
problem, I can leave.
720
01:27:47,400 --> 01:27:50,039
Don't go. I didn't go either.
721
01:28:08,960 --> 01:28:11,155
Can we talk?
722
01:29:37,200 --> 01:29:39,475
I didn't want it to come to this.
723
01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:46,439
Well, you know something about me
and I know something about you.
724
01:29:46,640 --> 01:29:48,119
We're even.
725
01:29:55,480 --> 01:29:57,835
I didn't want anything bad for you.
726
01:30:01,320 --> 01:30:02,673
I wanted...
727
01:30:05,360 --> 01:30:10,036
I don't know what I wanted.
- It doesn't matter anymore.
728
01:30:14,240 --> 01:30:16,834
You've taken everything from me.
729
01:30:18,880 --> 01:30:20,313
Everything...
730
01:30:22,880 --> 01:30:24,279
...sacred.
731
01:30:34,960 --> 01:30:37,679
I understand how you feel.
- Really?
732
01:30:40,960 --> 01:30:44,669
I wanted something of my own.
733
01:30:45,520 --> 01:30:49,593
You're cheating on your husband.
You're like everyone else.
734
01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:53,355
But you're my mom.
735
01:30:54,920 --> 01:30:57,480
If he ever tries to hurt you...
736
01:32:06,280 --> 01:32:09,750
Are there any nice girls here?
737
01:32:12,960 --> 01:32:15,394
Uncle Wolfie came to see you.
738
01:33:37,080 --> 01:33:39,150
Hi. Come on in.
739
01:33:42,400 --> 01:33:43,913
You're late.
740
01:34:39,240 --> 01:34:41,754
Women are all the same.
741
01:34:41,960 --> 01:34:44,918
They just want me to huff and puff.
742
01:34:45,280 --> 01:34:49,558
I don't give a shit.I'II just do what they want.
743
01:35:32,400 --> 01:35:34,152
When was I happy?
744
01:35:35,200 --> 01:35:36,838
That's a crazy question -
745
01:35:37,080 --> 01:35:40,197
when you think about all the shitthat's going on.
746
01:35:40,400 --> 01:35:46,475
I'm happy when I'm stoned.It makes me feel good.
747
01:35:47,240 --> 01:35:48,832
Fora little while.
748
01:35:50,560 --> 01:35:52,835
Some people drink. I smoke weed.
749
01:35:53,040 --> 01:35:57,909
I don't plan to become an addictor start doing heroin or something.
750
01:36:00,200 --> 01:36:03,510
I'm happy when women come and go.
751
01:36:03,880 --> 01:36:07,509
But to be honest,you get tired of it.
752
01:36:09,480 --> 01:36:13,268
It might be nice to wake upnext to the same chick twice.
753
01:36:14,600 --> 01:36:17,114
Next to someonewho knows me a little.
754
01:36:18,600 --> 01:36:23,879
I'm happy about my family.It's the only family I have.
755
01:36:24,760 --> 01:36:26,796
I just have to get along with them.
756
01:36:30,080 --> 01:36:34,232
In the end, everyone's alone.
757
01:36:43,600 --> 01:36:47,434
BOYS 17-18
758
01:36:48,480 --> 01:36:51,358
Pretty nice.
- Yeah.
759
01:36:52,560 --> 01:36:55,199
When I win the lottery,
I'm going to buy one.
760
01:36:55,600 --> 01:36:59,036
You don't even play the lottery.
- I'll win when I start.
761
01:36:59,720 --> 01:37:01,915
Hey guys, for real.
762
01:37:03,240 --> 01:37:09,554
I hate it when piss starts
to run down my leg in my long johns.
763
01:37:09,800 --> 01:37:13,315
You're wearing long johns?
- No, but you know what I mean.
764
01:37:16,760 --> 01:37:19,672
What a lady!
765
01:37:21,080 --> 01:37:23,196
You're our female company tonight?
766
01:37:23,440 --> 01:37:25,556
Did it work?
- Sure.
767
01:37:25,760 --> 01:37:27,955
The sauna is awesome.
768
01:37:28,880 --> 01:37:32,475
How can a chick have feet this big?
- Where did you find them?
769
01:37:32,680 --> 01:37:34,716
There's a pool and everything.
770
01:37:35,280 --> 01:37:37,999
I found these
in their lost and found box.
771
01:37:38,240 --> 01:37:40,390
Leave me a stub. I'm out.
772
01:37:41,200 --> 01:37:43,714
You don't smoke.
- Now I will.
773
01:37:50,840 --> 01:37:54,310
Who's coming then?
- I dunno.
774
01:37:56,360 --> 01:38:01,992
André, you're smoking!
775
01:38:03,520 --> 01:38:07,638
What are you up to? - We're waiting
for Akseli. It's his 18th birthday.
776
01:38:08,000 --> 01:38:09,638
Oh gosh, he's already 18?
777
01:38:09,840 --> 01:38:13,150
It seems like only yesterday
you were just babies.
778
01:38:14,560 --> 01:38:17,632
C'mon. Don't be like that.
- Yeah, yeah, I'll go.
779
01:38:17,840 --> 01:38:21,628
You can stay with us if you like.
- That would be a little weird.
780
01:38:21,880 --> 01:38:24,075
Okay, bye.
- Bye.
781
01:38:24,720 --> 01:38:28,998
I can't stand it! You're all
such men! 18! - Oh, go now.
782
01:38:29,200 --> 01:38:32,875
Who was that chick?
- His mom! - For real?
783
01:38:34,200 --> 01:38:35,872
Look who's coming!
784
01:38:36,440 --> 01:38:39,318
Akseli. The birthday boy!
785
01:38:40,200 --> 01:38:42,668
You'll drink all that?
- That's the plan.
786
01:38:42,880 --> 01:38:45,838
We're going to get so wasted.
787
01:38:46,040 --> 01:38:48,838
Let's go in.
I'm freezing in this getup.
788
01:38:49,040 --> 01:38:51,952
I'd be freezing
if I was wearing that.
789
01:38:59,880 --> 01:39:01,950
I'm going in the jacuzzi.
790
01:39:05,760 --> 01:39:07,637
Finally.
791
01:39:28,080 --> 01:39:31,038
Are you peeing?
- A little.
792
01:39:31,600 --> 01:39:32,999
Fucking gross.
793
01:39:34,400 --> 01:39:35,958
Is that for me?
794
01:39:49,920 --> 01:39:51,672
Hi, Grandma.
795
01:39:54,280 --> 01:39:56,635
I'm having a sauna night
with the guys.
796
01:39:56,920 --> 01:40:02,836
Happy birthday to you...
797
01:40:03,240 --> 01:40:04,673
When?
798
01:40:04,880 --> 01:40:08,668
Akseli, come here....
799
01:40:16,440 --> 01:40:18,431
Why are you smirking?
800
01:40:19,000 --> 01:40:20,831
Are you stoned?
801
01:40:21,040 --> 01:40:22,871
Check him out.
802
01:40:23,120 --> 01:40:25,156
He's all smiles.
803
01:40:25,360 --> 01:40:26,998
Did you get laid?
804
01:40:28,040 --> 01:40:30,759
It's a big thing for him.
805
01:40:32,000 --> 01:40:35,310
It's about more than sex
these days. - Sure.
806
01:40:37,600 --> 01:40:39,556
A blonde or brunette?
- Brunette.
807
01:40:39,800 --> 01:40:42,075
Does she have nice tits?
808
01:40:42,280 --> 01:40:45,795
You're going to see her tonight?
- I don't know. Hope so.
809
01:40:46,600 --> 01:40:49,273
You're not going to flake out
on us, are you?
810
01:40:52,880 --> 01:40:57,078
How's therapy going?
- I don't know.
811
01:40:57,920 --> 01:41:01,674
They're making me talk about
what I'll be doing in five years.
812
01:41:01,880 --> 01:41:04,269
What do you say to that?
813
01:41:05,240 --> 01:41:08,277
No idea. I haven't even
graduated high school yet.
814
01:41:08,480 --> 01:41:10,994
Tell them
you'll have graduated by then.
815
01:41:14,720 --> 01:41:18,508
What would you say?
- I can say I won't be a cab driver.
816
01:41:20,240 --> 01:41:22,993
You're going to be a big nerd.
- Me?
817
01:41:24,280 --> 01:41:26,999
An architect.
- A nuclear physicist.
818
01:41:27,200 --> 01:41:31,159
Pete's going to be a dad by then.
A total family man.
819
01:41:31,360 --> 01:41:35,512
Two kids, maybe three. Daddy!
820
01:41:36,480 --> 01:41:38,118
A superdaddy.
821
01:41:38,880 --> 01:41:42,077
Kiira and you
hanging out by the fireplace.
822
01:41:42,480 --> 01:41:45,790
Kiira left me.
- What?
823
01:41:52,400 --> 01:41:56,439
Why?
- She just left me.
824
01:41:56,880 --> 01:41:58,871
She was a slut anyway.
825
01:42:01,560 --> 01:42:03,232
Your mom's a slut.
826
01:42:03,960 --> 01:42:06,679
What the fuck are you laughing at?
- Chill out!
827
01:42:06,880 --> 01:42:12,398
Fucking think!
- Calm down!
828
01:42:15,720 --> 01:42:17,199
That wasn't funny.
829
01:42:17,440 --> 01:42:19,829
Fucking chill out already.
830
01:42:21,080 --> 01:42:22,513
Birthday boy.
831
01:42:26,160 --> 01:42:30,358
It was a stupid joke.
- Here's the birthday boy.
832
01:42:32,240 --> 01:42:35,198
Are you sick?
- Don't barf in here!
833
01:42:35,720 --> 01:42:37,278
Are you okay?
834
01:42:37,480 --> 01:42:39,232
My dad's dead.
835
01:42:41,400 --> 01:42:43,277
He's been dead forever.
836
01:42:45,680 --> 01:42:47,671
Now he's dead for real.
837
01:42:49,080 --> 01:42:54,154
Grandma just called and said
he drowned while fishing.
838
01:42:55,880 --> 01:42:58,155
Fucking alkie.
839
01:43:09,720 --> 01:43:11,915
I didn't even know him.
840
01:43:14,400 --> 01:43:16,436
Maybe I never would have.
841
01:43:19,520 --> 01:43:21,875
Now I'll never have the chance.
842
01:43:37,360 --> 01:43:38,793
Goddammit.
843
01:43:45,280 --> 01:43:46,679
Oh my God.
844
01:43:54,840 --> 01:43:56,876
Annika is mine.
845
01:43:59,760 --> 01:44:01,671
The one on the left is mine.
846
01:44:02,560 --> 01:44:05,393
There are six of them. I want two.
847
01:48:49,440 --> 01:48:52,318
I'm so scared.
848
01:48:58,080 --> 01:49:04,713
May your sleep be pure and sweet
849
01:49:05,040 --> 01:49:11,513
I'll make the bad dreams go away
850
01:49:12,560 --> 01:49:19,033
My little son, my beautiful son
851
01:49:19,560 --> 01:49:25,999
A gift heaven sent,my everything
852
01:49:28,920 --> 01:49:32,390
My little son
853
01:49:34,400 --> 01:49:38,075
A gift heaven sent
854
01:49:41,920 --> 01:49:44,798
My everything
855
01:49:49,560 --> 01:49:56,113
Sleep my son, my darling son
856
01:49:56,560 --> 01:50:02,999
I can still hold you in my arms
857
01:50:03,920 --> 01:50:10,519
My little son, my beautiful son
858
01:50:11,040 --> 01:50:17,673
A gift heaven sent,my everything
859
01:50:20,440 --> 01:50:23,910
My little son
860
01:50:25,880 --> 01:50:29,429
A gift heaven sent
861
01:50:33,240 --> 01:50:36,277
My everything
862
01:50:40,560 --> 01:50:47,511
One day when you leave home
863
01:50:47,880 --> 01:50:54,479
I'll draw wings on your back
864
01:50:55,400 --> 01:51:02,431
My big son, my handsome son
865
01:51:02,840 --> 01:51:09,188
May an angel be with you
866
01:51:12,040 --> 01:51:15,669
My little son
867
01:51:17,440 --> 01:51:20,796
A gift heaven sent
868
01:51:24,880 --> 01:51:27,678
My everything
61582
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