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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,774 --> 00:00:11,114 [suspenseful music] 2 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:12,284 ♪ 3 00:00:12,312 --> 00:00:14,382 - Were you followed? - No. 4 00:00:14,414 --> 00:00:16,524 I was very cautious, just like you said. 5 00:00:16,549 --> 00:00:18,179 - Good. 6 00:00:18,218 --> 00:00:20,318 This could potentially be very embarrassing for us. 7 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:24,523 ♪ 8 00:00:24,557 --> 00:00:26,257 Couple dudes like us 9 00:00:26,292 --> 00:00:28,132 not knowing how to unclasp a bra? 10 00:00:31,498 --> 00:00:33,628 Is that your sister's? 11 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:35,467 - Yep. 12 00:00:35,502 --> 00:00:38,172 My mom got rid of all of hers after a double mastectomy. 13 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:39,644 - Oh, my God. 14 00:00:39,673 --> 00:00:42,343 Eduardo, I'm so sorry. 15 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:43,735 You never told me that. 16 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:45,607 - It's okay. She's safe now. 17 00:00:47,147 --> 00:00:48,477 [sighs] 18 00:00:48,515 --> 00:00:50,345 She was so brave through the whole thing. 19 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:52,423 - I've heard it said 20 00:00:52,452 --> 00:00:54,292 that women hold up half the sky, 21 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:55,690 but it sounds like 22 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:57,492 she's holding up more than her fair share. 23 00:00:57,524 --> 00:00:59,594 - She's a queen for sure. 24 00:00:59,626 --> 00:01:01,486 - Was it scary for you? 25 00:01:01,528 --> 00:01:03,328 - It was. 26 00:01:03,363 --> 00:01:05,273 [sighs] 27 00:01:05,298 --> 00:01:07,228 I'm just glad she's okay. 28 00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:09,237 - Okay. 29 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:12,239 [somber music] 30 00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:15,612 ♪ 31 00:01:15,642 --> 00:01:18,582 [suspenseful music] 32 00:01:18,611 --> 00:01:25,521 ♪ 33 00:01:30,623 --> 00:01:32,663 Oh, man. 34 00:01:32,692 --> 00:01:34,632 Okay, okay. Oh. 35 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:36,461 No, no. That wasn't it. 36 00:01:36,496 --> 00:01:39,326 - ♪ Next time, I'll listen to my heart ♪ 37 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:41,766 ♪ Next time, well, I'll be smart ♪ 38 00:01:41,801 --> 00:01:48,781 ♪ 39 00:01:48,808 --> 00:01:52,248 [tense music] 40 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:55,348 - Okay, everybody, shut your teenage pie holes... 41 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:59,253 Because your principal's here. 42 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:01,715 Everybody, a round of applause for your principal. 43 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:03,215 Come on. Let's go. 44 00:02:03,256 --> 00:02:05,756 [applause] 45 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,432 - Hi. Hey. 46 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:09,360 Um... 47 00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:10,326 You just hit me with an apple. 48 00:02:10,363 --> 00:02:11,703 - Yeah. - Yeah. 49 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:13,701 - Yeah, I guess I did. Oh, man, I am late as hell. 50 00:02:13,733 --> 00:02:15,303 [scoffs] 51 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:17,335 Dale's got traffic stopped out by, uh, Secor. 52 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:18,770 I guess he found a pothole, 53 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,305 looks like a mouth. 54 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:21,840 - Well, that is amazing news, 55 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:24,805 although I think we all have a headline of our own. 56 00:02:24,844 --> 00:02:26,514 - Oh. 57 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:27,576 - Yeah, most of your students 58 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:30,454 are part of Ms. Duncan's Young Entrepreneurs Club. 59 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:32,323 - Yeah, I bet everybody except Dan Decker 60 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:33,422 are part of that nerdy-ass club. 61 00:02:33,453 --> 00:02:34,653 [laughs] 62 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:36,318 - Actually, I'm in that club too, Mr. G. 63 00:02:36,356 --> 00:02:38,456 - Oh, no. What are you guys doing to him? 64 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:39,691 You are ruining him. 65 00:02:39,726 --> 00:02:42,596 - Well, it's a great club. - I doubt it. 66 00:02:42,629 --> 00:02:45,369 - And they're always looking for the next big thing. 67 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:46,868 Uh, by the way, 68 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:49,670 how are things going with your philosophy book? 69 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:51,473 - Oh, pretty good. Yeah, pretty all right-- 70 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:54,774 - A little birdie told me you have not yet found a publisher. 71 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:57,738 - Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet. 72 00:02:57,777 --> 00:02:59,477 - This is the path you're on, Dan. 73 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:01,512 - Actually, I thought that was a pretty cool way to show 74 00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:03,348 he was the little birdie. 75 00:03:03,383 --> 00:03:04,483 - [sighs] Oh, come on. 76 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:06,287 - Well, there is, uh, 77 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:08,759 one publisher you have not submitted your manuscript to. 78 00:03:08,788 --> 00:03:10,688 RanDurb House. 79 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,294 - Oh, no. 80 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:14,585 - I, uh, finally finished your new book. 81 00:03:14,627 --> 00:03:16,657 This thing is smart. 82 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:18,766 Why didn't you tell me about it, you egghead? 83 00:03:18,798 --> 00:03:21,798 - Ye--uh, this is not my book. 84 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:23,765 - Well, I mean, it's your words, 85 00:03:23,803 --> 00:03:26,573 but the illustrations are by yours truly. 86 00:03:26,606 --> 00:03:29,476 - Oh, God. 87 00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:32,309 I am speechless. 88 00:03:32,345 --> 00:03:33,905 - Oh, great, Ralph. You're here. Perfect. 89 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,917 I am here to announce 90 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:38,889 the winner of this month's "Lunch with the Principal." 91 00:03:39,853 --> 00:03:41,553 It's Caleb Baker. 92 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:43,658 - Seriously? I won? 93 00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:46,460 You and I get to hang and talk about your days on the road 94 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:48,603 with your old ska band The Skankee Doodles? 95 00:03:48,628 --> 00:03:50,798 - You got it, rude boy. [laughs] 96 00:03:50,830 --> 00:03:52,570 See you tomorrow at noon. 97 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:56,403 - Yes! Holy crap, yes! 98 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:59,506 You see it, you write it down, and then it happens. 99 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:01,609 You that bitch, Caleb. You that bitch. 100 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:02,811 Ooh! 101 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:06,577 - Uh, Caleb? 102 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:07,853 Can you not smoke? 103 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:13,487 Yeah. All right, everybody. 104 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,490 You know the routine, guys. 105 00:04:15,522 --> 00:04:16,822 Pass them to the center 106 00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:18,786 and throw them right in the little trash bag there. 107 00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:20,685 Appreciate it. 108 00:04:20,727 --> 00:04:23,397 A book of this caliber should not come with a set of crayons. 109 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:24,930 - The edible crayons are my idea. 110 00:04:24,964 --> 00:04:27,474 - Well, in the end, we couldn't afford the edible crayons. 111 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,500 - [sighs] Look, uh, 112 00:04:29,536 --> 00:04:30,596 I'm sure you guys worked very hard 113 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:31,837 to produce this abomination, 114 00:04:31,871 --> 00:04:34,971 but uh, Bobby Bunny learns to love his job 115 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:36,638 at the carrot factory? Come on. 116 00:04:36,676 --> 00:04:37,976 - I thought satisfaction in manual labor 117 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:39,711 was the message of your book. 118 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:41,916 - Yeah, but for people, not for little cartoon bunnies. 119 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,648 - Mmm, the bunnies made it relatable. 120 00:04:45,485 --> 00:04:46,845 - Marissa, slap Marcus. 121 00:04:49,522 --> 00:04:50,722 - But I'm the bad girl. 122 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:51,957 - Oh, yuck. Ugh. 123 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:54,833 All right, new rule: 124 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:56,561 I don't want any you ever to refer to yourselves 125 00:04:56,596 --> 00:04:57,996 as bad girls or boys. 126 00:04:58,031 --> 00:05:01,401 - But what if I've been a very bad boy? 127 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:04,736 - Dan, do you see? 128 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:08,910 Do you see? - Yeah. 129 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:10,612 ♪ 130 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:11,683 Yeah. 131 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:16,577 - Durbin was right to appoint me 132 00:05:16,616 --> 00:05:18,016 head of the Young Entrepreneurs Club 133 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:21,551 because I like to make that money. 134 00:05:21,588 --> 00:05:23,488 You know, my little cash cows 135 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:25,863 are presenting their project ideas this afternoon. 136 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:26,962 You two should come and watch. 137 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:27,833 - I would love to. - Oh, come on. 138 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:29,731 What are you-- what are you guys doing? 139 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:30,603 Gimme these. Gimme these. 140 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:32,900 - What? I need more time with the maze. 141 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:34,532 I have left-right blindness. 142 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:35,867 - Uh-uh! Uh-uh! 143 00:05:35,902 --> 00:05:37,502 Excuse me! - What? 144 00:05:37,537 --> 00:05:39,637 - I know you are not stealing my inventory. 145 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:40,843 Okay, if you want these books, 146 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:41,984 you're gonna have to pay for them. 147 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,638 - [sighs] All right, fine. 148 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:44,677 I'll pay for them, but I'm taking them all, 149 00:05:44,711 --> 00:05:45,811 and you have to tell me 150 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:47,475 everybody you've sold one to so far. 151 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:48,654 - ♪ One, two! 152 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:49,882 [upbeat ska music] 153 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:52,886 - [snoring] 154 00:05:52,919 --> 00:05:54,789 ♪ 155 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:56,561 - ♪ One, two! 156 00:05:56,589 --> 00:05:58,059 ♪ If you ever hear a noise in the night ♪ 157 00:05:58,091 --> 00:05:59,931 ♪ Your body starts to sweat 158 00:05:59,959 --> 00:06:00,929 ♪ It shakes and shivers in fright ♪ 159 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:02,960 ♪ You go and sleep with your mother ♪ 160 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:05,874 ♪ She hates your guts, she knows that you love her ♪ 161 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:07,929 - Cool bunny book. 162 00:06:07,967 --> 00:06:09,497 - ♪ It's obscene! 163 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:10,936 - Hey, Jack! 164 00:06:10,970 --> 00:06:12,740 No, hey! 165 00:06:12,772 --> 00:06:14,542 Aw! 166 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:15,644 [sighs] - ♪ One, two! 167 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:18,705 ♪ And your girlfriend sweet little seventeen ♪ 168 00:06:18,745 --> 00:06:20,945 ♪ She's got her layered hair and her flared jeans ♪ 169 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:22,520 - No. No. 170 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,549 No! It's mine. 171 00:06:24,584 --> 00:06:25,924 [grunts] 172 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:27,692 Ahh! 173 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:28,791 Ha, ha! 174 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:30,562 There you go! You got it! 175 00:06:30,590 --> 00:06:33,560 [laughing manically] 176 00:06:33,593 --> 00:06:36,463 ♪ 177 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:41,471 - This is our presentation for the Young Entrepreneurs Club. 178 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:46,839 Nowadays, there are over 75 million women in the workforce. 179 00:06:46,873 --> 00:06:48,813 - So they don't have time 180 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:51,582 to be messing with a bra clasp all day. 181 00:06:51,611 --> 00:06:53,981 - Introducing 182 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:55,984 the Velcro bra. 183 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:57,846 - Well, this nightmare's almost over. 184 00:06:57,884 --> 00:06:59,754 Oh, what's happening? 185 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:02,116 - Victor and Eduardo don't know how to undo bras. 186 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:04,855 - [laughs] Yeah, that makes sense. 187 00:07:04,891 --> 00:07:06,861 [sighs] - Hey, hey, Jack. 188 00:07:06,893 --> 00:07:07,933 - Yeah? - Big news. 189 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:10,001 Okay, first, I just went by the faculty lounge. 190 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,930 The book is completely sold out. 191 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:13,825 - Uh-huh. - It's amazing. 192 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:16,137 Second, I sent my copy over to Channel Six, 193 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:18,739 and they wanna talk to us tomorrow morning. 194 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,572 - The one that got away. 195 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:21,707 [sighs] - [laughs] 196 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:23,611 - Yeah, that all sounds great. So exciting. 197 00:07:23,643 --> 00:07:26,753 Um, I would love to, but you know, I can't miss class. 198 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:29,920 - Oh, gosh, well, I guess I could, you know, 199 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:31,719 talk about your philosophy myself. 200 00:07:31,751 --> 00:07:35,091 You can trust Bobby Bunny! [chuckles] 201 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:36,791 - You know what? 202 00:07:36,823 --> 00:07:39,163 Um, this is such a well intentioned thing, Ralph, 203 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:41,632 but the philosophy world can just be so brutal... 204 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:42,801 - Hmm. 205 00:07:42,829 --> 00:07:44,629 - In its criticism of new works, you know? 206 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:46,034 And I'm just worried that, you know, 207 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:47,696 some of the finer points may be lost on-- 208 00:07:47,734 --> 00:07:50,644 on yo-- on Bobby the Bunny. 209 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:53,170 - Well, I mean, it's just Bobby Bunny, 210 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:54,766 but you know what? - [sighs] 211 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:59,178 - You tell me to say, and I will say it. 212 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:00,912 - Oh, God. 213 00:08:00,947 --> 00:08:02,977 Uh, you know what? I will join you. 214 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:05,186 - Yes! - And I'll do all the talking. 215 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:07,788 - All righty then! - Oh, that reference. 216 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,091 - I'll see you tomorrow. 217 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:10,962 Maybe we can listen to ska on the drive over. 218 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,660 - Yes, I'll see you tomorrow at noon. 219 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:15,203 Awesome. 220 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:17,898 - Okay, my sweet, greedy angels. 221 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:20,131 It's time to invest in a new venture. 222 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:22,696 Now will we save the world? 223 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:25,866 I do not care as long as we... 224 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:29,205 all: Make that money. 225 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,812 - It's a college acceptance letter tracking binder. 226 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,045 - Give me something I can sell, Sarika. 227 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,980 You know, something for the masses. 228 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,946 - The masses don't know what they want. 229 00:08:37,984 --> 00:08:40,824 - The problem: Countless lost hours 230 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,664 in America's meat packing industry 231 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:45,129 waiting on slow bleeding hogs. 232 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:48,228 The solution: The Piggy Whistle. 233 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:50,061 all: Ooh! 234 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:51,656 [grunts] 235 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:54,828 [distressing music] 236 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,898 [imitating pig squealing] 237 00:08:57,937 --> 00:08:59,837 - That's gonna be a pass. 238 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,883 Next. 239 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:04,108 - Ms. Duncan, you don't like any of our ideas. 240 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:05,214 What do you want? 241 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:06,975 A stupid t-shirt with a fart joke? 242 00:09:07,013 --> 00:09:08,153 [chuckles] 243 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:10,651 - Wait, Sarika, what'd you just say? 244 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:13,124 Yo, Ms. Duncan, I got it. 245 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:15,693 It's a t-shirt that says "Gone Tootin'." 246 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,122 ♪ 247 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:21,057 - An irreverent take on the classic Gone Fishin' shirt. 248 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:22,864 - Now see, that's what I'm talking about. 249 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,926 Now that smells like money 250 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:26,874 - Excuse me. 251 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,840 ♪ 252 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:31,913 This is Popo, 253 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:33,808 my beloved grandmother. 254 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:37,180 Recently, she slipped on an orange while grocery shopping. 255 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,781 Please, open your hearts 256 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:44,754 and invest $500 to cover the deductible 257 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:46,224 for Popo's knee surgery. 258 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:49,122 - Oh, Yuyao. 259 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:51,755 Did you think this was the Young Charity Case Club? 260 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:53,161 [laughs] 261 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:55,733 - No. Put your hand down. 262 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:58,002 You have to go with that one. 263 00:09:58,031 --> 00:10:00,171 - Ooh, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 264 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:03,040 What if it's "Gone Tootin', 265 00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:06,069 Be Back at Poo-thirty." 266 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,266 - Okay, that's our next project. 267 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,107 Boom. [laughs] 268 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,042 [line ringing] 269 00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:12,247 - Popo. 270 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:15,178 [speaking Mandarin] 271 00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:22,317 - We're live in 30. 272 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,185 - So what do you think? Jack, Jack. 273 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:26,894 Too much or just right? 274 00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:28,326 - No, no, Ralph, why'd you even bring that? 275 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:29,731 - Too much? All right. - Yes. 276 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:30,533 Why did you even bring it? 277 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:32,233 - Well, I thought it was a good idea. 278 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:33,865 - Okay, okay, oh, hey. - [laughs] 279 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:36,070 [laughter] - Okay. 280 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:38,142 - Oh, hi. - Oh, hi. 281 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:39,741 Ralph. Ralph. - Hi, how are you? 282 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,783 - Wow, that's nice. - Oh, that's Gucci, baby. 283 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:42,978 - Oh, that's cool too. 284 00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:44,209 - Oh, you like that? Impressive right? 285 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:45,814 I've got a guy. We'll talk after the show. 286 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:46,945 [laughs] - Okay, yeah. 287 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,350 - Okay, so, um, I'm Jack. - Yeah. 288 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:49,951 Mm-hmm. - Wrote the book, yeah. 289 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,023 I was thinking we'd start by talking about Plato 290 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,221 and then I would move on-- 291 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:55,262 - And we're live in five, four, three... 292 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:56,958 [cheery music] 293 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,190 - Good morning, Toledo. We're here with Jack and Ralph, 294 00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:01,825 two best friends that wrote one big book 295 00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:03,201 about bunnies. "Get Hoppy." 296 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:04,929 [laughter] 297 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:06,374 - Oh, my gosh, you have to put these on. 298 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,769 - Oh, you know, those-- - Oh, you have to do it. 299 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,002 - No. - [laughs] 300 00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:11,836 - Well, I'm--I'm here to talk 301 00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:13,371 about Jack's philosophy things. - Yeah, yeah, we're not-- 302 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:14,806 That's--that's-- - Please. 303 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,811 - No, Ralph. No, Ralph. 304 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,153 - Ralph? Don't you mean Bobby Bunny! 305 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,979 [laughter] Good morning, Toledo! 306 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,375 - We didn't know Bobby Bunny was gonna be here! 307 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:25,917 - Whoo, whoo, whoo! - Oh, look at that! 308 00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:27,252 - Whoo, whoo, whoo! [laughter] 309 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,386 - Uh, fascinatingly, the book really asks 310 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,997 whether the drudgery of our daily mundanity, 311 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,430 uh, is really drudgery at all, 312 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:40,966 or is it actually-- - [laughs] 313 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:42,801 Uh-oh, looks like Mark's dozing off here. 314 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:43,936 - Yeah. 315 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:45,140 - Earth to co-host! [laughs] 316 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:46,811 - [snoring] 317 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,480 I'm up. [laughter] 318 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:49,938 I'm up. 319 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:51,906 I'm up. I'm crazy. 320 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,205 - Crazy. - Hey, do this for me: 321 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:54,846 Tell me about this character, Bobby Bunny. 322 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,051 - Oh, yeah, we-- 323 00:11:56,082 --> 00:11:57,452 - Okay, here's what I'm wondering. 324 00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:59,994 Is a panda a kind of bunny? 325 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,090 Because I heard it was actually a rat, 326 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,822 and that makes me sick. 327 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,787 So, so, Jack, my question to you is, 328 00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:07,985 are pandas bunnies or rats? 329 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,033 - Uh... 330 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,165 Uh, if anyone out there works for a university, 331 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,500 I am a former Harvard professor. 332 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:16,795 I'm open to working in inclement weather. 333 00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:17,866 - We'll be right back after the break. 334 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:20,238 Making breakfast nachos with Chef Don Chacho! 335 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:22,213 - Ooh. - Those are gonna be fun. 336 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,512 - [laughs] - And we're clear. 337 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:26,853 - [grunting] 338 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,080 Where am I in regards to the street? 339 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:30,445 - Uh, the... 340 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:31,893 - This way? - Yes. 341 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,848 - [sighs] - [laughs] 342 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:34,917 - Okay. 343 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:36,894 - What a grump. [laughs] 344 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,893 Ralph, why don't you stick around 345 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,225 and help us make nachos with Chef Don Chacho? 346 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,931 - Um, I... - Hey, brother. 347 00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:45,873 Listen up. I'll tell you right now. 348 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,029 I'd ride this wave, 349 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,167 'cause when you're hot, you're hot, 350 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,471 and right now my friend, you are blazing. 351 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:53,473 - Well, I--I guess I can 352 00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:56,606 as long as they're carrot nachos! 353 00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:58,083 - Oh, you are bad! [laughter] 354 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,281 - Nonstop! Nonstop! 355 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:00,882 - Bad bunny! 356 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,484 - Where are we getting these people? 357 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,045 [bell rings] 358 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:07,990 - [sighs] Oh. 359 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,561 - Hey, there, Mr. Morning Show! 360 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:11,559 - Yeah, uh, I need to talk to Durbin. 361 00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,931 - Well, he's not back yet. - What? 362 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:17,200 [suspenseful music] 363 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,970 - Should I shred some onions over these? 364 00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:20,598 [imitates chewing] - [laughs] 365 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,173 - [imitates chewing] 366 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,042 - He skipped lunch with a student? 367 00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:25,210 Look at him. 368 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,038 He dressed like Beetlejuice for this. 369 00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:28,913 - I'm ska. 370 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:31,312 - [scoffs] He's scared. 371 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,914 I'm ska too. 372 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,576 Very ska, 373 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,884 but Durbin come back safe safe. 374 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,986 Don't worry. 375 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,319 - And I'm a bunny! [laughter] 376 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,493 [imitates chewing] 377 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,027 - It's go time. 378 00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:46,989 - Yeah, I got this. I got this. 379 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,187 - Okay. 380 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:51,328 - The man, the myth, the legend, Coach Novak. 381 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:54,674 So what if you didn't have to tell people 382 00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:57,271 what kind of man you are? 383 00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:59,173 - Am I supposed to be telling people that? 384 00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:02,175 - What if people saw how you were dressed and thought, 385 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:06,148 "I know this man. He's edgy." 386 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,609 - Gone Tootin'. 387 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,647 Ha! Boy, you got my number. 388 00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:11,353 [banjo music] 389 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,294 - Oh, don't mind us. 390 00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:16,019 We're just raising money for Yuyao's grandmother. 391 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,686 I guess we're what you might call 392 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:21,225 a charity case club. 393 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,131 - Uh, Coach. 394 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,363 Focus. 395 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,167 So the shirt is $10. 396 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,969 - Coach, Coach, let me ask you a question. 397 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,971 When you die, what are you gonna remember? 398 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:33,643 The fart shirt or saving an old woman's knee? 399 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:36,083 [Sarah McLachlan's "Angel"] 400 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:39,979 [banjo music] 401 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:42,653 [dramatic music] 402 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:45,322 - Just give me back them cat pictures sometime. 403 00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:48,292 [The Stranglers' "Peaches"] 404 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:55,231 ♪ 405 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:05,406 - ♪ Strolling along minding my own business ♪ 406 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,738 ♪ Well, there goes a girl and a half ♪ 407 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:10,714 ♪ She's got me going up and down ♪ 408 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:15,024 ♪ She's got me going up and down ♪ 409 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:19,352 ♪ Walking on the beaches, looking at the peaches ♪ 410 00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:20,686 ♪ 411 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,990 - Ralph, why didn't you call? 412 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,694 Did you dye your chest hair? 413 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:28,025 - Gucci, baby. 414 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,361 Pew. 415 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:30,596 - I thought we were getting lunch. 416 00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,128 - [sighs] 417 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,726 [grunts] 418 00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:38,302 Here. Got you something better. 419 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,168 TV nachos. 420 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:41,436 Hold my calls. 421 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:42,714 I had a light beer up at the show, 422 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,712 and this bunny needs to nap. 423 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,349 [door shuts] 424 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,320 - I'm so sa. 425 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:50,649 - This ends now. 426 00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:52,194 [somber piano music] 427 00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:55,058 Look, I know you're gonna get all sad, 428 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,788 but the morning show? [scoffs] 429 00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:59,363 That was an embarrassment for both of us. 430 00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:02,362 [sinister music] 431 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,025 ♪ 432 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,174 - You were the embarrassment, Jack. 433 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,267 I'm blazing. 434 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,072 They love Bobby Bunny. 435 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:13,744 They want me back on the show tomorrow. 436 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:18,383 ♪ 437 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,111 - [chuckles] 438 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:24,151 Oh, okay. 439 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,094 Fine. 440 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:28,089 Good luck on the show tomorrow. 441 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,791 I can't wait to see how it goes. 442 00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,293 - [imitates chewing] 443 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,125 ♪ 444 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,330 - I called this emergency meeting 445 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:37,102 because the shirts aren't selling. 446 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,370 I need new strategies. 447 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,128 - What if we changed the slogan to 448 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,696 "Be Back at Poo Squirty p.m."? 449 00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:45,766 - Pee! "Pee Back at Poo Squirty p.m." 450 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,365 - "Gone Tootin', 451 00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:51,077 Pee Crack Shat Poo Squirty Dicks B.M." 452 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,281 - Okay, okay, Ms. Duncan, look. 453 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,152 The shirts are not the problem. The shirts are perfect. 454 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,780 It's optics. 455 00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,745 How are we gonna beat an old lady in a wheelchair? 456 00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,194 [grim music] 457 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:00,249 - [sighs] 458 00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,286 ♪ 459 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,762 - Thank you, Terrence. Thank you. 460 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:07,131 [indistinct chatter] 461 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:11,330 ♪ 462 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,174 - Hey. Do-- 463 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,369 - Oh. Ugh. 464 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:16,771 ♪ 465 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:19,773 [horns honking] 466 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:22,776 [tense music] 467 00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,739 ♪ 468 00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:26,408 - [sighs] 469 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,776 - I told you it'd make you feel better to feed the street. 470 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,115 ♪ 471 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,420 - Oh, it does. 472 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:34,151 ♪ 473 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,217 - Is that right? [laughs] 474 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:38,116 - Canadians say "eh." - You know what? 475 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,328 I make a mean waffle. 476 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:40,459 - Oh. Oh, hey, um... 477 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,863 - Uh, Mr. Durbin, we're not gonna need you this morning. 478 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,326 - Oh, no, go check your clipboard, babe. 479 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,204 Uh, Mark asked for me himself. 480 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,572 - We have a hot news story that's breaking. 481 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:51,240 [laughter] 482 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:52,841 - All right, speaking of food... 483 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,472 - Mm-hmm. - I just wanna introduce you 484 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,377 to a very special guest, Dale the janitor. 485 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,410 [laughter] - Oh, just Dale is fine. 486 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,306 - Janitor Dale. - Mm-hmm. 487 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:04,478 - We got a tip that you're the center of a Toledo sensation 488 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,287 the Street Mouth. - That's right. 489 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,849 - Mm. - "Street Gotta Eat." 490 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,557 - Dale, what caused you, a lowly janitor, 491 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,590 to take on world hunger? 492 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,325 - When I was driving into work, 493 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:16,401 I noticed that the street was smiling and happy. 494 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,369 - Oh. - But on my way home, 495 00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,528 I realized it was sad. - Aw. 496 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,537 - That's why I fed it those peas. 497 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:24,339 There's some great sweets in there. 498 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:26,411 - Yum. - Muffins, doughnuts, cookies. 499 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,869 - He's not there. 500 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,477 Maybe he we're on for Spaghetti Warehouse. 501 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,379 - I'm just double-checking. 502 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:32,551 Do you want Spaghetti Warehouse? 503 00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:33,809 'Cause you're dressed like Bob's Big Boy. 504 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,621 - But uh, mainly it's just cans of peas. 505 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,589 [laughter] - Of course, cans. 506 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,288 - Peas? - Classic. 507 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,620 - Who needs peas when you've got carrots? 508 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,485 Oh, it's a carrot storm! 509 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:48,495 ♪ Bobby Bunny, dancing to-and-fro ♪ 510 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:51,228 ♪ Bobby Bunny, good morning, Toledo ♪ 511 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:52,504 - Security. 512 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:53,932 - Ooh, here comes Mr. Policeman. 513 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,567 Oh, but Bobby Bunny's too quick. 514 00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:56,972 He's too quick! 515 00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:57,973 Ow! [electrical crackling] 516 00:18:58,004 --> 00:18:59,474 Taser! Ow! 517 00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:00,536 [bleep]! - Okay. 518 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,213 - [bleep]! 519 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:03,582 - Well, you got what you wanted. 520 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:04,980 - Ow! Shit! 521 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,581 - Looks like this is the end of Bobby the Bunny. 522 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,353 - Shit! Oh! 523 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,651 [laughter] - It's just Bobby Bunny. 524 00:19:10,684 --> 00:19:12,194 - That's what happens on a live show, folks. 525 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:18,433 - [laughs] [rewinding] 526 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:20,086 - What makes the nachos breakfast nachos? 527 00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:22,296 - Those would be eggs. 528 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:23,998 - Oh ho ho ho! - Oh! 529 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:26,330 [laughter] - That's egg-cellent. 530 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,666 Where did you go wrong? 531 00:19:27,701 --> 00:19:29,701 - There from Tijuana's Egg Farm. 532 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,596 - Ooh. - Oh, she had a job. 533 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:32,708 Thank you so much. - Yes, absolutely. 534 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:34,610 - You got cheese here which is... 535 00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:37,341 - [sighs] 536 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,707 - I was blazing, Jack. I was... 537 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:42,376 Just yesterday, and now I'm... 538 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,645 colder than one of those fancy cold soups. 539 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,624 - Full disclosure, 540 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,023 I'm the one who told Mark and Molly 541 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:49,564 about Dale's Street Mouth. 542 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,619 - They would've found it one way or the other. 543 00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:54,428 That--that pothole looks just like a mouth. 544 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,531 - Yeah, it does, but it's a pothole. 545 00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:58,403 Ralph, I mean, you're better than a pothole. 546 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:01,967 - Thanks. 547 00:20:02,002 --> 00:20:03,572 - [laughs] 548 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,042 You know, uh, 549 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,583 it seems like Bobby Bunny was pretty happy 550 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,239 working at the carrot factory. 551 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:18,245 - Whitlock High is my carrot factory. 552 00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:20,586 [sighs] 553 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:23,390 Oh, Jack, I... 554 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:24,963 My chest hair isn't black. I... 555 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,392 I dyed it. 556 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,425 - Yeah. 557 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,533 Everyone knows. It's okay. 558 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,595 - Yeah, but Jack, I didn't stop with the drapes. 559 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:37,736 I, uh... 560 00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:41,683 I did the carpet too. 561 00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,408 I--my carpet is all messed up, 562 00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:45,584 just wall to wall. 563 00:20:48,782 --> 00:20:50,682 - [sighs] Yeah, that's, uh... 564 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:55,023 That's, you know, 565 00:20:55,055 --> 00:20:56,815 certainly something to get figured out. 566 00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,726 - Yeah. 567 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,658 [awkward music] 568 00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:02,734 - It's tough 569 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,802 to, uh... 570 00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:06,801 Tough stuff, bud. 571 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,573 ♪ 572 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,741 - [sighs] - Yeah. 573 00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:15,642 - Ralph Durbin, if you are not here to take this poor boy 574 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:17,505 directly to Spaghetti Warehouse, 575 00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:19,484 you better turn your sweet patoot around. 576 00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:22,122 - We got a 2:30 rez, rude boy. 577 00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:24,048 - Hell yes! - [laughs] 578 00:21:24,084 --> 00:21:25,854 - I'm so hungry. - Okay. 579 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,685 - Oh. - So The Skankee Doodles 580 00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:28,561 were about to open for The Toasters, 581 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:29,858 but our trumpets had been stolen... 582 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,859 - Yeah. 583 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:34,861 - Ladies, you have been served. 584 00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:37,604 Yuyao's grandmother is now exclusively 585 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,630 with the Young Entrepreneurs. 586 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,626 Uh, we won. [laughs] 587 00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:42,868 - Except that our goal 588 00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:44,642 was to help Yuyao's grandmother all along. 589 00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:47,141 - Right, so we all won. - Yeah. 590 00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:48,683 - Sure. 591 00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,708 Okay, I get to keep making my dope-ass shirts, 592 00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:52,514 and y'all get to stop pretending 593 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,375 that you don't want one. 594 00:21:55,749 --> 00:21:56,549 - I love the shirts. - I just want one so bad! 595 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,623 - I love 'em. I love 'em so much. 596 00:21:58,651 --> 00:21:59,851 - I like the part about "Poo-thirty." 597 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:01,516 - [laughs] - Flatulence. 598 00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:04,494 [clock ticking] 599 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,432 - [sighs] 600 00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:12,903 - Uh, sorry to...interrupt? 601 00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:14,502 I just wanted to bring back 602 00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:16,644 the last remaining copy of your book. 603 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:19,510 Destroy as you see fitted. 604 00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:20,739 - Ah, well, that's sweet. 605 00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:22,184 You know, why don't you keep this one, Ralph? 606 00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:24,738 I, uh, I think I'm gonna keep one for myself. 607 00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:26,508 I was doing the word search, and it was a lot of fun. 608 00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:27,546 - Oh. 609 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:28,350 - It was a bit of a doozy though. 610 00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:30,651 Lot of Spanish profanities in there. 611 00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:31,924 - Uh, well, 612 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:35,121 Eduardo helped me out with that one and... 613 00:22:35,155 --> 00:22:36,785 did not know that. 614 00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:39,463 - Now I'm the one who is a very bad boy. 615 00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:41,662 - Well, look, I-- 616 00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:45,495 I wanna to apologize for saying I never needed you. 617 00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:48,802 I always have, and I always will. 618 00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:51,165 - Well, you know, we just met in September, so... 619 00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:53,574 - Yeah, okay. [laughs] 620 00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:56,806 - Hey, what'd you end up doing with your chest hair? 621 00:22:56,843 --> 00:22:59,813 - The che--oh, well, I was able to bleach the drapes... 622 00:22:59,846 --> 00:23:01,716 - Mmm. 623 00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:03,678 - But had to take the carpeting down to the hardwood floor. 624 00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:04,877 - Oh. [whistles] 625 00:23:04,918 --> 00:23:06,218 - Yeah. 626 00:23:06,252 --> 00:23:07,852 Do you know what I mean when I say that? 627 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,557 [playful music] 628 00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:10,719 - Yes, Ralph, I know what you mean. 629 00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:11,787 - Thank God. - Yeah. 630 00:23:11,825 --> 00:23:13,185 - Okay. 631 00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:16,160 - [chuckles] 632 00:23:16,196 --> 00:23:17,926 [horns honking] 633 00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:22,843 - Peas on Earth. all: Peas on Earth. 634 00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:31,809 [mischievous music] 635 00:23:31,845 --> 00:23:34,705 - Ah, the old street mouth pea can scam. 636 00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:37,248 [laughs] 637 00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:42,163 ♪ 44270

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