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All-righty.

[instrumental music]

If I had to compare Aaron to any science figures,

I think of Tesla.

Of course, Einstein.

You might think that's off the wall, but no.

You know, Bell. You know.

I taught for 38 years, and I can't recall a student

with that kind of scientific, technical thought

that he applies to real life.

I was nominated for the most outstanding innovation

-in the world for this device. -Seriously?

[Ken] At the reunion, which was nine years ago,

he explained to me what his next endeavor was.

Then I was--

Aaron what are you doing?

But when I think back on it,

you know, it doesn't surprise me at all.

Because he's taking his creativity

just to another level. That's Aaron.

So here is the watch. There's the on/off button.

-Has it been used? [Laughs] -No.

[instrumental music]

Okay. G-force.

I see Aaron all over this.

[flight attendant] Welcome to Las Vegas, folks. Local time is about 1:40 p.m.

[instrumental music]

Welcome to the house of dreams.

The party never ends, Mr. Twinkle.

-How are you doing? -Come on in.

Most excellent, man. Most excellent.

It's a humble little house, man.

Most of my friends that are doing what I do, have mansions.

But, you know I've put my money into something else, I guess.

Trying to make something go.

I got in some really good throws today, Dad.

-Did you? -Yeah. Definitely.

Over 34 feet.

-Really? That's pretty amazing. -Yeah.

[laughing]

-[Alanna singing] -There she is.

Hi, people of this earth.

-How's it going? -Unless you're aliens.

Maybe your aliens. I don't know.

So, do tell me, how did the concert go?

Oh, dude, I got the fucking set list!

[Alanna] So, for my birthday...

[Aaron] Uh-huh.

On Saturday,

it's going to be like everyone.

So don't be shocked if you come home

and the house is like super fucked up.

Isn't that special.

[Aaron] My two daughters are absolutely night and day.

You would never even-- No one even believes that they are biologically related.

And so you know I'd say that one of them is very much

long-term committed relationship,

and I think the other one is pedal to the metal,

I'm going to experience every moment I can, maximum party,

leap off the house.

All I can try to do is

help them have a mirror

and help them try to understand

what actually makes them happy.

I've explained to them both very well

that even though this makes your sister happy

there's no reason that would make you happy.

Different things make you happy and those same things

wouldn't make your sister happy.

It's a guy doing a design for my day job

using our RF transceivers.

Got to make millions all the time for the day job.

I specialize in bio-medical electrical engineering.

I've been employed for multiple companies.

In fact, I am a field application engineer to this day.

I've even have 34 parts land on Mars and curiosity,

which is pretty cool.

I mean I've also in fact had parts designed

for the Roku box I'm giving for Christmas this year.

I tell my friends, I say our whole industry is collapsing

for the electrical engineering market.

We gave it away, man. It's sad what's happened.

It's all going overseas.

It's like if you've ever saw the Star Wars,

deal where there was a garbage compactor

and they were like climbing to the top

of the garbage compactor heap,

I'm on top of the garbage compactor heap.

So technically I'm doing better than most.

But don't kid ourselves,

we shouldn't even be

in the garbage compactor.

We shouldn't even be on the damn Death Star

let alone inside the garbage compactor.

No extra maid service here.

I clean the commodes.

I technically make a six figure plus living,

but it's-- You know it's coming in and going out,

still trying to make this... Still trying to change the world, frankly.

[instrumental music]

I like to think of ways

where I'm actually trying to change the world.

[Aaron] And so it's ironic.

You know, I thought I'd be working with the physicists

that were doing the 10th dimensions with excitons.

And here after it's all said and done,

It's, you know, basically trying to help educate our world

that look this is an amazing way

for partners to please each other.

I really seriously want to be responsible

for a billion orgasms before I'm dead. Why?

Because then I'll know I'll actually make the world

a happier place.

Where did I get this

very serious drive to change the world?

I don't understand why most people don't actually have that.

[radio host] Is there a question you'd like to ask Aaron, Reggie?

Actually, yeah. What made you get into this?

[Aaron] It's real simple. When I discovered it, so to speak,

not that I discovered it, even Aristotle wrote about it.

It's not that human physiology has changed

over two thousand years.

But it was upsetting to me that no one told me.

I had never even heard about it, and what are the odds

I accidentally stumbled on it?

And then I decided, well,

what did you do before you die?

The world has got to know this.

So I wanted to make sure,

that when a couple was actually doing it,

there was basically a guide or something to show them,

look, you need to go harder or faster,

and this was the way to do that.

[Radio show host] Wow. I don't know.

I just feel like now I'm feeling like

I'm missing out on life or something, you know?

[Aaron] Well, let me tell you, it's like I'm doing this because

the world has got to know this.

At least, at least, I raised my hand boldly

and said, "Why doesn't our society know this?

Well, they should know this."

-[Aaron] He got a headache. -[Alanna] Wow.

[Aaron] Hit him again.

[multiple speakers] Ow.

[swords clanking]

That will do, actually. A signature.

There's very little in the middle zone.

Just dealing with one aspect on its own,

you're very capable of a lot of intellectual activity,

very mentally mobile.

You love to learn.

You like mental challenges.

And so the companionships

and relationships that you prefer are people

who talk about intellectual types of things

and take conversations up into a higher matter

because you're not really very interested in things

that are mundane or trivial. You can deal with them,

but they're just really boring to you.

The negative aspects of heavy pressure

is very stubborn, extremely persistent,

and an inability to forget things on an emotional level.

Oh boy, is that right on the money or what? [laughing]

Well, the harder you press onto the page,

the deeper the emotions run

and the longer they stay there.

So it means, what you're essentially looking for

in a relationship is something that has depth,

that's not superficial but has depth,

and something deep, long-lasting and enduring.

[music]

[Aaron] My first girlfriend?

I think her name was Erica in kindergarten.

It was Karen Opella in first grade.

I told her I loved her, and she ran out to the snowmobiles.

Thought that didn't go as well as planned.

And then it was, Kristy Felts in second and third grade.

That was a long time.

Jill Gutchison in fourth grade.

Shawna Hamilton in fifth grade. She was great.

Kathy Newberg kind of in sixth grade.

Seventh grade? What the heck happened in seventh grade?

I fell in love with a girl who wasn't in love with me.

Eighth grade it was Shelly Carlson.

That was the girl I was dating

all the way through high school

and college.

[bell sound]

[music]

[bell chiming]

Wherever you grow up is normal, and so you always think

you're going to do better than that.

My parents met in high school.

They were high school sweethearts.

They lost their virginity together,

actually on their wedding night.

[Liz Headly] Art got this one very easily.

No problem. Brought it back.

[Liz] Didn't need to have honey,

but honey would do a lot of panting.

And thank you for driving. That worked out just great.

[Liz] Momma drove for the first time.

Yup, and it got up right in the ditch,

and Liz got to watch me shoot a bird.

I don't know if that-- It's been a long time since you've seen that happen.

[Liz] 69 degrees today.

Yeah. Wow. Pretty sunset, boy.

[Art] Thank you for making food for everybody.

It was my pleasure.

Love people. Cook them tasty food.

Yes, we did a lot of that.

[Aaron] My mom is my dad's favorite person in the world

and vice versa, and

you know they-- I think they only got in two arguments my entire life,

that I've known them. So I expected

to never get in an argument with my mate,

literally ever,

and just to have this real beautiful,

loving, nurturing kind of relationship,

and I thought, that's pretty normal.

I didn't think that was abnormal.

I expected to do even better than that.

[jolly music]

[Aaron whistles] Here we have the prettiest

most gorgeous babe on deck.

Engaged for four years, married for four years,

I'd never been with anyone else.

Not until Lara came along.

I actually told Shelly about it.

I said, I have a major problem.

I said, I can't seem to shake it, and I couldn't.

She kissed me for 45 minutes straight.

That song by Sarah McLachlan, "I Take Your Breath Away", man,

I know what that means, and I met Sarah McLachlan.

Aw, that's sad.

I created CD after CD, year after year,

for our illicit rendezvous.

You know, some of the most romantic music of the times,

the moments.

And I always would have

a single rose or maybe a couple of roses

when we were together, and I saved all the rose petals.

So, it was amazing.

Anyway, I wish I wouldn't have done this.

I put this thing to tack it in there

and after about ten years it actually bled through,

but she wrote me this poem:

So you can imagine why I framed that.

That was a gift from her to me. So...

Yeah, I tell you, you want to talk about passion, man,

I wrote her over two hundred pages

in a bound manuscript called "The Dream".

Oh, yeah, so here's 322 pages just for Lara.

[Aaron] I wore your patchouli today.

I can't even describe all the thoughts and dreams

that flash before my eyes.

You titled me the dream doer.

My dream was to share the world together.

Do you remember drawing a heart

on the back of my window?

Do you remember when you rented

the room at the Econolodge?

Do you remember room 202?

Do you remember when we bought

the same bottle of champagne?

Do you remember the black candle?

Do you remember the tape?

Do you remember the nights

we spent talking?

Do you remember how we danced?

Do you remember how we kissed?

Do you remember when you said

Aaron I love you?

Do you remember the necklace

you gave me: entwined lovers?

The last time I saw you you curled your toes

around my toes and cuddled me so.

Do you remember flying?

Do you remember how we flew?

Do you remember how peaceful it was?

Do you remember the dream? Do you remember me?

My poetry is not--

It doesn't hold a candle to hers, but it was to trying to say a message.

The poem I wrote was "The Magic Bottle".

The girl found a sealed magic bottle in the sand.

She opened it.

A magical genie appeared.

The girl had a magic of her own. The genie fell in love with her.

He said, I don't have infinite power.

I can't grant you three all-powerful wishes,

but I'll try to make all your wishes come true.

Almost a year went by,

the genie only fell more in love with his stargazer,

and then one day his love asked him for a wish.

She wished that he would vanish.

It was the most difficult wish that the genie had ever given.

The Lara love affair ended my relationship with Shelly,

ended marriages, hers as well,

and when it seemed

that I wasn't going to be able to get back with her,

I moved to Texas, just... That was--

I don't know if it was running away, or an excuse,

but I thought it was just a way to try and move on.

To try and make things happen.

[music]

[Art] Oh, I see you're dressed for Minnesota.

-[Alanna] Yeah. -[Art] Alright!

-[Art] Hi, there. Nice to see you. -[Alexandra] Hey, grandpa.

[unintelligible]

[music]

[laughing]

It's been a long time since I've been up here.

Alright.

[Aaron] This is my old spot.

Awesome.

I basically did everything

from make...

strobe light systems, VU-meters, lasers,

and I repaired all kinds of things

from car-stereos to fish-finders, microwaves.

It's kind of like my little lab.

I set up all my little screwdrivers lined up on here.

In fact there's still something left up in here.

Something was rolled up in here from a long time ago.

I'm curious what this was.

We are the last survivors from the planet Earth.

We left Earth decades ago, hoping to find a new planet.

When we left Earth, dead animals were lying everywhere.

Fish were floating in the water.

Three and a half years later earth was gone.

The other ship made it,

but its life support systems failed.

To my horror, the captain was dead

and my fellow companion was dead,

and I never knew how.

I'm 87 and a half now and soon to die.

I hope someone finds this.

[laughs]

It was all part of these adventures and things I did.

Kind of interesting. [laughs]

[music]

Lara and I were so close. She took me to places

I didn't think were possible,

and I think when that ended, part of me died.

You know, I held the holy grail,

and I think I could have satisfied Lara completely

if I had only really understood

my love techniques better.

I could have taken her to another planet.

I could have sexually captured her.

I wish I could have gone back to when I was 27

and just give myself like ten minutes of advice.

Man, would that have change my world.

If you've ever flown ten thousand feet,

all of a sudden you're flying at 40 thousand feet

and you would've never even known.

You would have thought the ceiling height was ten thousand.

When you've held the holy grail like that,

it's almost worth just driving on with your life

until you find that holy grail again.

Well, I just wish he would find somebody that he would like.

That would be nice to him.

So that he could have--

So that he could have this relationship that he wants.

But now the ladies come with

two or three teenage kids and

that makes five or six and it's a lot of baggage

-and difficult. -Everybody has a lot of baggage.

Difficult to...

We started out at fifteen, and at fifteen

you don't even have a suitcase.

You have nothing. [laughs] You just start exploring things.

And so that's what I tried to explore a lot.

-Yeah. -[laughs]

In my household that I grew up in, yes,

it was open talk about sexuality.

My dad is an artist and is to this day,

and I think, uh,

you know, he made snow-women that were like wow.

So I think he always had a love of women

and the female body being an artist,

and he even made our house the shape of a woman's body.

So I think I always had a very healthy view

that women were amazing,

and I think for whatever reason my parents had more of that kind of a viewpoint of

it's just a healthy, normal bodily function.

It's just another scientific piece.

[lawnmower humming]

[Art] More of the mundane, hard work.

How about this for a potato?

[Art] Well, that's a good potato.

[Liz] We have such great potatoes this year

we're just throwing away anything smaller than my fist.

[Art] Isn't that wonderful?

[Art] Yeah, that looks good.

-[Art laughs] -[Liz laughs]

I don't know if I should say what this looks like.

-[Art laughs] -[water spraying]

[Liz] Is this another of your X-rated videos,

or is that just where my mind goes?

[Art] I hope so.

I've been training for 40 years.

[music]

[Liz] We were probably very open with kissing and so forth.

Sure, and then he corrupted us completely

when he got to the point where he had video

and stuff like that. And mirrors on the ceiling.

-That was all wonderful. -Yes, mirrors on the ceiling.

That was his idea.

[Art] In his room first.

-[Liz] Those cheap mirrors. -[Art] Right.

[Art] We found those real cheap Target mirrors

that had some kind of frame around them

that gave you a place to put screws through

to attach them to the ceiling.

And if people come and look and they wonder

why do you have mirrors on the ceiling,

then we probably won't ask them back.

That's how we can sort out our friends, how they,

how they view our house and what it's used for.

-How friendly it is. -Yes.

Why would you have mirrors over the bed?

Anybody that doesn't understand mirrors in the bedroom,

they're probably no fun.

That was Aaron who did that.

Yeah, he did that. And he got us into video,

so I finally got some good video of you.

[Art] I don't know, movies are just more fun than stills.

We didn't get into stills either, did we?

-No. -Movies were great.

-[Art laughs] -The soft porn movies first.

Yeah, right, sure.

And we just did those kinds of things

-and Aaron was just part of it. -Yeah.

-Never had to hide anything. -No.

I wouldn't say we shared porn.

I mean it was more of-- I mean, maybe later in life,

when I was, you know after college years or something,

you know, that we got to have some maybe,

you know, for example technology.

I mean, I did tell them, hey,

you know, VCRs are your friend.

It's great for, you know. [laughs]

But I think that was just a healthy sexuality that,

you know, there's- I think it was the theme

of there's nothing wrong with the human body.

There's nothing wrong with sexuality and it's,

it's, it's, uhm...

it's just another bodily function, kind of.

[music]

[Aaron] The very first time that I actually stumbled on this,

I was in Corpus Christi.

I remember the sounds of the ocean.

It was absolutely a gorgeous morning.

To this day, I'm not sure what compelled me

to do this exact technique.

And she absolutely

started to have a female ejaculating orgasm.

In fact, she said it was the best orgasm of her life.

The point isn't a squirt watch. The point is that, you know,

you're getting this fundamental amazing moment.

It's really female ejaculation.

It's quite an amazing phenomena.

In fact, the orgasm from the G-spot

is significantly different than from the clitoral orgasm.

That type of orgasm is much similar to a male's orgasm.

There's a trigger point that's very similar to

like hitting your knee, where your knee just pops up

like at the doctor's office.

You take your middle finger and your ring finger together,

what I termed the "I love you" move.

Just because in American sign language

this means I love you.

You actually put those fingers

right on the G-spot, specifically.

If here's her clitoris, the G-spot is right behind it

on the inside.

Here's her clitoris. It's right here.

It's just right on the back wall. She's laying down.

This is her clitoris. This is her vagina.

Right? This is the upper wall of her vagina. It's right here.

In fact, you're not moving off that G-spot.

That's your target. You want to stay right on that G-spot.

And you just, you're simply not going in and out,

you're just pushing upward like this,

and if you push upward

at enough speed and enough force,

you will absolutely have an ejaculating orgasm.

And it typically happens in less than ten seconds.

They can't believe the euphoria.

They can't believe how amazing it is,

and couples that have it down,

they, it's just, it's just, it's one of the--

it's one of the most neatest enjoyment moments

that humans can have.

And it's trickier to teach people than you think.

I, uh, first I found some video clips on the Internet.

You know, I tried to do it with written text to my friends.

So I handed this out, and I think, man, I'm done.

This is awesome.

But my friends came back

and they're like, ah,

it doesn't work. I mean,

what do you mean it doesn't work?

I literally even put my fingers

underneath their fingers inside of some of their gals,

assuming they were good sports about it, you know,

saying you've got to get this down.

Finally it got frustrating where I'm like

I'm going to make the video clip,

I'm gonna make an instructional video on how to do this.

-Should I... -[cameraman] Don't jump up and down, or move around,

just stay there. You're good. Just--

-No big movements. -Yeah.

Excellent. Welcome to Orgasmic Research.

This is an instructional video we'll be doing today.

What are we doing today? We're talking about squirting,

and how you can make any girls quirt

with the Marcus London squirt watch.

-Any, any girl? -Any!

-How about any woman? -Any woman.

-There you go. -Absolutely, absolutely.

Do you have a name of like doctor something or?

Well, we have Dr. Anderson on our team

who is not with us today. But yes,

we do have PhDs and the like.

Yeah, but I mean what should I call you?

Oh, call me? That's a good question.

Good question. Orgasm Boy?

So it sounds like it would be painful, but it's not.

-But it's not. -Okay. [laughs]

It just sounds like it would.

Yeah, it sounds like it would be,

but it's... It is better

if you have trim fingernails, of course.

[girl moans]

[girl moans]

[moaning] Get it off.

Oh, look at it all.

How the hell did you do that?

Over and over and over and over and over.

See it really is real when people do that.

-Oh yeah. -Wow.

-Oh boy, can you do it again? -Oh, yeah.

-Can we do it again? -Ok, one more time.

♪ You're going to spread your wings ♪

♪ And take to the sky ♪

Right, right, right. For sure.

It's not about how big you are, or how young you are.

It's all about pleasing each other.

And let me tell you, your fingers never go limp.

You know, you're, uh,

you're having a great time with one another,

and it never, never goes away. It's just,

it's about really experiencing, enjoying, loving each other.

In the end how do you explain

how hard and how fast to do something?

Even my video guy couldn't do it.

I'm like, you gotta be kidding me. I mean, I--

You're listening to my explanation exactly.

You're watching what I'm doing. In fact you're videotaping

right up close. Like this is it.

This is the moment. Look at it all go.

I was on a plane going actually from Dallas to Houston

talking to a guy who was in charge of like

26 million dollars for Pepsi

or Coca Cola or something,

and I was trying to go over

the explanation with him

of how to do it,

and it just dawned on me, you know,

what's got to happen?

It's got to be right there.

It's got to be right there

in the privacy of their own place,

>where it's giving you live feedback,

and what would be available in that situation?

Well, the watch would be the most appropriate thing

because the people are kind of used to wearing watches.

And there was all kinds of things that happened

to get it to this point.

I spent hours and hours and hours moving my hand

recording everything that my hand does.

It's actually a very high end accelerometer

that I've put on me

that just starts data logging.

So that actually looked exactly

what was happening at my fingertips,

on the wrist. I mean I correlated this data.

And then program this with a fast forward transformer.

And by the time it was all complete,

Marcus couldn't believe it. He was like, wow.

As soon as she started squirting,

it's right there. It turned green.

Like Holy Shit. How did it know?

My friend who happens to be an engineer and a scientist

programmed my exact algorithms

so that when you wear it on your wrist

and you make the same movements the diode to the red,

the amber and the green will tell you

if you're getting close to the point where she will squirt.

[music]

Marcus and I have almost been on a very similar track.

It's funny, we're almost the exact same age,

so it's the perfect mixing really.

But what's interesting, I stumbled on it when I was 32.

I accidentally made a woman squirt, and I'm like,

but I'm a huge science engineer guy,

-so for me it was like... -How did this happen?

Yeah, I'm like, that's unbelievable, you know?

And fortunately I remembered what I did

and I could repeat it. Scientific method.

So you said that it's doing measurements of 250.000.

Remember that figure you told me, 250.000 per second?

Yeah. That's right, yeah.

It's actually doing

32 million instructions per second.

Thirty-two million instructions?

That's actually running that fast. Right.

-Fucking hell. -It's pretty impressive, yeah.

That doesn't look right.

[sighs]

My life, man. What do you mean it doesn't look right?

It doesn't fucking look right. Look at that.

[Aaron] It's like a stamp that was on, so I know

- which video is which. -[Alanna] That's not--

[Aaron] I put another little stamp on there too.

[Alanna] Stop it. The stamps look bad.

Of course not I think it's so cool

that he's so open about that kind of stuff

because I feel like today people, they make it awkward.

They make it a monster.

-To me, it's not. It's natural. -It's natural stuff.

Like how did you get here? Yeah, your parents had sex.

[music]

[photographer] Ok, now look right at me.

[Aaron] And here we are.

Hi, Alex. Well, whether you're a boy

or whether you're a little cute girl,

we welcome you in this hospital. So here we are.

We're about to show you your house and everything

before you were actually born.

Look at this. Wow.

What a side profile?

[whistles] Awesome. Awesome.

Here's me. Hi! [laughs]

Here is the coolest room.

We have a nice little futon.

And we have the real crib

All ready to go. Hey, do you want to wind up the thing?

[cot toy music]

That's cute.

Speaking of Tigger.

Here's the first little doll that I bought you.

This is Tigger,

named after the other little Tigger.

[baby cooing]

[music]

[Aaron] It's not quite frozen.

Hey, Alanna. Oh my gosh. Be careful, cutie.

It's probably-- [laughs].

Don't you go out there, Alex.

-[Alexandra] Why? -[Aaron] It's probably too thin.

You want to go back to Dad's house?

Yeah.

You don't like to go to mom's house?

No, go back to dad's house.

Well, I'm going to come pick you up in two hours, ok?

I was planning like if Dad was not here to take us away,

I'm going to get an apartment.

I'm going to take my sister with me.

I'll go put her up in the local school.

I'm going to babysit. I'll walk some dogs.

I had the whole thing planned out in my head at sixth grade.

A little more, hum?

Do you understand why it's dangerous

you know, if they end up having to go back with her

because of my side business?

That's what's at risk, you know. But what do you do?

Do you not do what I've been trying to do,

you know, doing something really interesting?

Honestly, I'm not really connected to my dad's business.

He's been putting it on the back burner for us for a long time,

and now that we're older

he's like really pushing it.

So we're proud of him.

My Dad says that he'll end up paying for the college

that I want to go to,

but two years isn't

that-- It isn't a lot of time to draw up a whole lot of money.

Yeah.

So here's what I got to do for the show.

For example, I have a box of watches.

I gotta make sure these are all good to go. And then

I'm gonna put them in boxes.

I still have to finish the video.

I actually manually print all the DVDs in my printer.

Here's the cost breakdown for the conference.

The booth's like three thousand,

another thousand in advertising

for Glamour Girl and some things.

I've got people flying in.

Hotels cost me two thousand.

I've got airplane tickets probably around five hundred

because mine are free with frequent flyer miles.

And then I've got, I'll end up paying some people,

probably another two or three thousand

by the time shoots and things are done.

So probably at least, probably around ten thousand

by the time it's all said and done.

I'm trying to think here how much

I've probably invested in the watch.

I mean, between patents

and years and shows and building materials,

it's probably at least three hundred thousand.

I would hate to calculate how much money I owe my friends,

but it's significant. [laughs]

I need to pay some of them back sooner or later.

[flight attendant] Welcome to Las Vegas, folks.

The local time is about 1:40 p.m.

We'll taxi for a few moments. Please stay seated

and keep your seatbelts fastened.

Life is good.

Life is good, huh?

Definitely.

I'm going to the big adult show.

-You know. The AVN show. -Yeah?

-So that'll be fun. -Yeah, really. You should have a lot of fun.

I was nominated for the most outstanding innovation

in the world for sex toys last year at the show.

-For real? -Seriously. Yeah.

For this device right here. For this...

-It's called the squirt watch. -Yeah.

So what it does, it actually shows you the right force

and the right frequency to give a girl a squirting orgasm.

To give any girl a squirting orgasm.

-You are serious? -I'm dead serious.

Hey, here she is.

[Aaron] Hey, how's it going?

-You rock. Good to see you. -[Kat] Good to see you.

-You look fantastic. -[Kat] Thank you.

You look fantastic. Awesome. Good to see you.

Badass. Well, we're here.

-Let's do it. -Awesome.

I even sold a watch while on the plane coming here

because you know I bumped the price up to like

170 bucks.

So somebody in Pennsylvania bought one just flying here.

-Seriously? -Yeah.

I know, right?

And I did spend

700 dollars on these wristbands that are fun.

These pink wristbands. So that'll be fun giveaways.

Yeah, that'll be good stuff.

[Aaron] It's actually 50 bucks extra a night?

[assistant] We're going to charge you 80.

So...

it's like an extra 300 bucks total?

[assistant] Yeah. But it's a much nicer room.

[Aaron] Let's do it. Let's do it.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

[Aaron] Pretty good.

-No. -It's badass.

I would say take the best possible orgasm

you have ever had in your entire life

and times it by 100, and you might have an idea.

The first few times that you experience it as a woman,

you are kind of like, oh, this is weird, this is strange,

and then you learn how to embrace it more

and it just gets better.

Is it harder for the man to get it down

or for the woman to get it down?

I think it's both actually.

I think men need to learn how to perform it,

and women need to learn how to let go.

Just let it happen.

Because it's not--

It's a different. It's a completely different feeling.

So if there's somebody who can help them get there.

Why not?

I think it's great. People need to calm down.

It's just sex. It's not the end of the world.

No one's going to die. You're just going to feel really great.

[music]

[Aaron] Because we can. Life is good.

[elevator voice] Going down.

[Aaron] They got to change his voice, man. Going down.

It sounds like it's all over every time you--

[Kat] It's supposed to sound calm and relaxed.

Going down.

[laughs]

Good stuff. Who did this?

It's going to be a great day, man.

I love this song though. [laughs]

[electronic music]

[electronic music]

[Aaron] Alright, that's fucking badass.

They gave us a bigger booth, man.

I only paid for half of this shit.

-[Kat] Wow.

-[Aaron] Dildo of the day? -[Kat] Dildo of the day.

[Aaron] We're going to trade them--

We're going to trade them a watch

for whatever your favorite toy is.

[Aaron] Yeah baby.

[music]

[Aaron] So here is what it looks like.

I'm Aaron, by the way, your next door neighbor.

-It's nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

What is your machine?

For what?

Oh, it's a men's masturbator. Ok, cool.

All right, awesome.

I just couldn't quite get it, looking at it originally.

So... It's all good.

-It's real simple. -Wait! Go back

to that hand motion again. Where do you put what?

Yeah. So your legs are spread. Here's your clitoris.

I'm a sex educator. So you better be careful.

-Excellent. -So he's assuming

this product's going to work because

every woman comes at the same rate?

Not at all. Not even close. There's certain women

that it's like, honey, I'm home.

The Irish, the Italians seem to really squirt easily.

Whereas, you know, frankly, Germans are less...

That's the single most racist comment I've ever heard someone

-in the sex industry make. -I know, it's terrible.

-Right, so-- -Every woman is like

-a freaking snowflake. -Completely different.

I know. Right?

So, let me explain.

Basically, the speeds that are set,

virtually every one will trip

by the time you get to those speeds. And I said it wrong.

So has your husband made you squirt all over?

-Only by accident, but not on purpose yet. -By the time you're there...

I'm not married.

I know, you believe that?

Because we want to please our women.

[electronic music]

I was pretty skeptical about it until I saw the DVD

and once I saw the DVD the guy was showing

how it can be done and everything.

So I was very, very curious about it,

and I bought it, and when I bought it,

we tried it out. Uhm....

It's one... It's like one of those things

where it is a work in progress.

I know once I master it, it's going to be real good.

And what's your experience been?

I'm just enjoying the experience. [laughs]

After 15 years of marriage and all that kind of stuff,

it's just like another something else to add to the relationship.

I mean, you know, another...

-It can't-- -Yeah, it is. Exactly.

-There you go. -It can't hurt to try.

I mean, what is it going to hurt to try?

Every time someone is successful,

and I hear the story and they're like, thank you,

it's unbelievable. It's amazing.

You know? It was worth it.

I changed somebody's lives forever.

that have super powers that fill in your holes.

And you will rock.

Like really, they can't stop you.

And ironically one of my superpowers

is recognizing other people's strengths.

Hey, mate. I missed you, girl. I missed you.

How are you doing?

I've been doing great.

Awesome.

[music]

Hey, can I get a picture of you two, of all three of you with Kathy?

Hell, yeah!

[Aaron] The guys that are here,

these are the biggest stars in porn.

I feel so stupid talking to them

because I have no idea who they are, at all.

Well, if you go on Playboy, you'll see them.

They're always on Playboy.

Congratulations, I guess.

Yeah, I don't know.

It's all good. Anyway, it pretty fun.

[Aaron] So, are you a distributor?

Ok. It would be so perfect for Japan,

and I don't have anyone in Japan selling them yet.

How much would it be?

That would be the cost? 55,70.

And there's a time lead. I need about three months

to get you 500 right now.

You want me to lower the price a little for 500?

Are you willing to-- Could you give me 50% upfront?

And I can give you like 50 dollars?

-And that's your number? Ok. -Thank you.

Arigato.

I've been to Japan. I like Japan.

The guy from Japan just said

he'd give me 25,000 down

to create another set of watches.

He'll pay upfront 25,000.

That's a good deal.

[speaker] That's the capital you need.

That's the capital I need.

Right. Because I don't have that capital right now.

I've gone out on a limb.

In fact, would you believe I have a loan right now

at 281% interest

to help pull this off? Yeah.

It's probably not even legal, but yeah.

[laughs]

Yeah, some of my friends don't quite understand that.

Understand what?

Well, they say it's living for the moment.

It's like, no, I'm making this happen.

-But you have to. -They're conservative.

I'm like, you know.

No, you have to just make it happen.

I know. Exactly.

[laughter]

I want to get on to my favorite thing: squirting.

So, who squirts?

Who has squirts? Who hasn't squirts?

Who wants to squirt?

So you need to know

that these two say they don't squirt.

Bullocks! When you manipulate the G-spot correctly,

that fluid dumps really quickly and a massive amount, which is--

You know, where you sit running down your hands, or the leg,

or it squirts like you see these girls doing ten foot.

And don't ask me how to do the ten foot thing.

I ain't a woman.

I can make it happen,

but I couldn't tell you, okay,

this one's going to hit there

and this one' s going to go there.

You can't tell that. Every woman is built so differently.

You never know what you're going to get.

I just know I can make a woman

literally, physically squirt into my hand.

That I know I can do.

The trick is at the end of the day the speed and the force

that you manipulate the G-spot with.

Two green lights.

They're 169 on Amazon,

but we're giving them wholesale for 85 bucks at the show

and you get a DVD.

It's very unique.

I know. And which seminars is this? Which one is it?

This is the one Nina Hartley's putting on?

Like at four or something? She's over there at the radio show.

I bet I could talk her into letting me

come in front of everybody.

Nina is a-- She's a legend.

One of the original real porn stars.

Great Person. Very knowledgeable.

Her background? She used to be a nurse actually.

How are you doing Ms. Sweetheart?

Nina, love you girl.

Hey, I was the guy with the--

-They call it the squirt watch. -Oh, wow.

Do you remember about that, with Marcus London?

-Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. -I measured what he did.

You're having like a squirting seminar like today, right?

No, I'm not. No. I won't be there.

Oh, you won't be there. I thought it was you

that was putting it on.

No, I was part of the panel, but I can't make it.

Oh, really. So what is it? What is it about?

[Nina Hartley] It's a G-spot panel.

[Aaron] Just a G-spot panel?

It's like a little sponge,

and that sponge like really and truly,

as long as you've got your fingers on that sponge

and you manipulate that the right way,

pretty much you can't fucking fail but make her squirt.

Now the biggest problem with you ladies

is you get all freaked out.

You think, oh, I'm going to pee myself. Oh my god. Right?

If you can let yourself go, and just let him do his thing

and enjoy it, I guarantee,

you will physically have that experience,

and it is a very powerful experience.

I'm sure there's a couple here who have done it,

or do it regularly. You said you did.

What would you say the feeling is really like, in your opinion,

in the respect of you've got a clitoral orgasm.

What would you say that feeling is like to you?

[woman] It's an overwhelming like

release of just pleasure.

It's hard to explain really in words.

I'm more than happy to anyone that hasn't squirted

or wants to squirt again in a big way,

or wants me to attempt to make them squirt,

-I'm here for you. -[all laughing]

You look so scared.

[volunteer] I am a little scared.

Don't be scared.

And it does take a little bit of force,

and don't get me wrong, it looks a little bit violent.

And I can do it very gentle.

She's like fuck me.

I can do it very easily like this

and make most women squirt.

But then you know I can do it the other way too.

I'm going to start feeling her up to see what she feels like.

Look, you see the green light?

[woman moans]

-And no my hand isn't leaking. -[audience laughing]

That's her.

I'll do that one more time now. Again, that was fairly fast,

but I wasn't obviously trying to make a cum that quickly,

but it happens.

And now I'm going to do it a little bit more vigorously.

[woman] Oh, shit. I'm sorry.

[audience laughing]

Now the watch is waterproof.

[audience clapping]

Now I get a kiss.

Of course you get a kiss.

It's like a Christmas cracker. You wear the hat.

Actually, you get a watch too.

And a towel?

So, as I said, you know what

every single woman can squirt.

Now guys, some will be harder than others,

but get them relaxed, get them really relaxed.

Have sex with them first.

It's going to blow her away, and she's going to love it,

and that to me is the right way to do it.

Now I've got a couple of watches to give away.

It's a whole care package with one if you are interested.

A care package of what?

It has one of the squirt watches in it.

-Oh, that's ok. -You don't want it?

-No. -But thank you.

But it was just one of those, you know,

I measured Marcus London, the force and the frequency.

-Yes, yes, yes. -So it's kind of interesting,

He did it to me, but honestly

that kind of squirting I find it's like

it wasn't exciting.

It was something my body did,

but it didn't feel any different.

It didn't feel better. It didn't feel--

It wasn't about better.

It was just to try to help people that never had.

-You know what I mean? -No, good for them. Yay!

It's all good. Tamara Bell said you were a friend of hers...

-Yes. -And so she had asked me

to talk to you about it because she thought it was

-really pretty cool. -I think it's cool.

But I don't need one. But thank you.

Oh no, I know you don't need one.

It was just to help promote me.

It was only your star power.

I have to get to work.

But it's all good. But thank you.

There you go. Sometimes you win and sometimes you don't.

I just talked to her. She just totally slammed to the ground.

I had the squirt watch. I said

I heard you're giving this seminar.

And she goes, no I can't make it.

Which is funny because it's her picture.

-Oh wow. -She's not even gonna be there.

And I said yeah it's the Marcus London

G-watch and everything. And she looked at me.

She goes, well, I don't think his squirting

is any better than other people's squirting.

And I said, that's not the point.

I said the point is how to make you squirt.

It helps you get there,

and she's like, well, I don't need the watch.

And I felt like saying, well, neither do fucking we.

I'm like, Nina, what are you doing?

Oh my god.

She just totally slammed me to the ground, dude.

-Where was she then anyway? -She was on...

the Vivid radio over there.

Oh, right.

And I'm like, Nina, why do you slam me, babe?

She wouldn't even take it. Like I don't even want it, man.

-That's weird. -That's what I was thinking.

I like being the small guys that are real though.

It's like you can't stop us. Right? You know what I mean?

Now a big deal is Jessica Jaymes.

She can get us on Howard Stern.

So I'm on a new mission to get on Howard Stern.

[Aaron] We got to get on Howard Stern, dude.

This is going to blow this thing up.

You might not know this story, but she's the first porn star

I ever put down on my hotel room bed to make squirt.

-[Marcus] Jessica Jaymes? -Yeah, you know why?

I asked her, I started doing it and she goes I don't like that.

How you doing? You probably don't remember me.

Now I want one of these pictures too.

I know, right?

You probably don't remember but I convinced you

to walk back to my hotel room one time, a long time ago.

But to make a long story short,

so we're doing this deal together, right?

It's the squirt watch. The Marcus London watch.

So, you know he can make virtually any girl

have a squirting orgasm. I know you don't even like it.

-[Jessica] I know. I know. -[Aaron] I know, we know.

We love you anyways.

I'm going to give the whole care kit.

It's got one of his instructional DVD.

It's got the squirt watch and everything.

And I know you don't, but your friends might like it.

But here's the big deal. We got to get on Howard Stern

because he's all about squirting in his cabbie.

They got this argument.

So we're thinking you could have the magic key

at getting Howard to say, okay,

you got to get us on the set and talk about this.

I'll try. I've been on three times,

but I have not been on since 06.

So, I'll see what I can do.

Well, that's okay. No, that's okay.

-Love you. -I've got to get a hug too.

You're just so awesome.

-Do I get a hug? -You want a hug too?

Are you kidding me? You rock. Love you, girl.

Hi. Oh you so rock.

As it goes viral worldwide.

-Yeah. -I mean, literally,

if you help promote it, a dollar every watch,

or maybe even, you know, we'll see how it goes.

-100 grand for nothing. -100 grand.

That's pretty easy.

-You can do it, cause I mean- -That's major.

Like there's no way I could get home and there could be

100,000 orders from Amazon. I'll be totally screwed.

There'll be no way I can supply all that,

and there's just no way.

And what you also missed...

Cause I had people coming over here

because Jesse Jane is now preaching the squirt watch.

I'm already making sales from Jesse.

Ok, so...

So we're freaking doing it.

-When? -Jesse agreed

to totally get us on Howard Stern.

-When? -Like uh, April.

-Awesome. Great -Fuck yeah,

That's major, man. Frickin' major.

Say what?

Really? I wonder why.

Well they don't like talking to me about it either.

So don't feel bad [laughs].

-[Alanna] Hi, Daddy. -Hey, little cutie.

I got to sing Happy Birthday to you.

♪ Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy Birthday, dear Alanna Happy Birthday to you ♪

So how are you doing?

I know, I love you. I miss you.

So how did it go today with Barbizon?

It went super, super well.

I think I'm going to get it.

I feel like I made an impression on him.

Of course you did, man. You freaking rock.

Are you kidding me?

So you're going to have

a birthday bash tonight, huh?

Uhm, we're debating.

So many people have like canceled on us.

Oh, well.

Well things have been going good for me.

I mean a lot of the business missions

I wanted to achieve were good. So.

And Marcus was super awesome.

In fact, I meant to try to have him wish you a happy birthday,

but I didn't get a chance. He was...

He was busy, but he wanted to wish you one.

So anyway, I sure do love you and miss you.

How about this?

How about we make another birthday

when I get back?

We'll make it right. In fact, next weekend.

We'll have a big birthday. Seriously.

Next weekend I'm getting my tattoo.

-[electronic music] -Right.

Well, why isn't that a good time to celebrate?

I don't even have fucking alcohol.

I hate when that happens.

Well, that was that.

Is everything okay, guys?

It's fantastic.

It's fantastic. No, I'm awesome.

I suppose you've never thought of being on film, have you?

I usually only shoot porn stars,

but if you were interested in being on film.

I know that's pretty out there, but-

No, no it's not. I mean I've got-

-I've seen a lot of things, OK? -Oh yeah, yeah, I got you.

-Well, I'll give you my card anyway. -Give me your card...

Yeah. I'll give you a card. Seriously. Think about it. Yeah.

And what is your name, sweetheart?

-Princess. -Princess.

I can remember that. You rock.

Maybe I found my Asian after all.

How are you, gorgeous?

Good, how are you?

So one of my missions

is that I need some footage of an Asian.

Like what is your nationality? Your background?

-I'm Korean. -Korean? Awesome.

So, if at all possible,

if you had any shoot time, we've got a whole set up here.

Real easy, you know, we'd love to pay you

to basically have Marcus show the watch.

-And see if it works. -And show that it works, right.

Like have you ever had a squirting orgasm?

-No I haven't, but she has. -Awesome. That's even better.

No, that's fine. That's fine that you haven't.

Would you be interested in trying it?

Yeah, but I don't have any time this weekend while I'm here.

Nothing at all? You're totally booked?

Well, you rock. Give me a hug. You're super gorgeous.

Thank you, I really appreciate it.

-Definitely think about it. -OK, thank you.

Call me if you change your mind.

Oh, she's hot, dude.

Oh, we want her, man. That'd be perfect.

If we can shoot that, that would be godlike.

-Hi. Oh, you so rock. Give me a hug. -[Kimmy] Hi, Aaron. How are you?

-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

Because you're looking for an Asian?

I really am. You know why? Because I want-

I want it to show that this works on all... you know.

Yeah, man, I'm not full, but I'm Asian enough.

-We can do it super quick. -I'm here on Monday.

Ah, no, we leave on Sunday.

So we can do it really quick right now.

How much would it be worth to you?

I have three shoots.

Like 400 bucks for him to do it.

I bet we could do it in 15 minutes.

Ok. I just took a shower and everything.

You're awesome. Yeah, let's do it.

See if they brought it. They haven't brought anything else.

-Did you do my room already? -No. No.

Alright. That's okay. Don't worry.

We'll do it. We'll do it later.

-No, never mind. I got it. -[cleaner] Okay.

But thank you.

Do you know what we say in England? You have to pucker.

Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.

Now I want to try and turn some lights on here.

I don't think it's going to make a lot of difference.

Now he's going to introduce who you are,

and then have a blurb, you know

a fun advertising blurb for you.

-Yeah. -I always do that.

So, it's you can find my add, you know

and however they can get hold of you. It's cool.

And by the way, if all goes well,

we're going to have an affiliate program

when if you sell watches to the people watching you squirt,

you'll actually make money from it.

So like you have a little banner on your website, whatever,

and everybody who buys a watch for clicks on your click,

you'll get some extra cash too.

-There you go. -[Aaron] I know, right?

-It is kind of cute. -Awesome. Kickass.

God, you're gorgeous.

Wow. You know? Let's see. I'm very curious.

Okay, rolling.

Hi Guys. Welcome, this is Marcus London.

Now of course we've mentioned it a bunch of times that obviously

any woman can squirt

and that means of any woman of any nationality.

Well, what we're going to do today

is we're obviously going to make you squirt

and obviously we're going to sort of showcase

the standard position,

which is obviously the missionary position,

which most of you probably already know.

So, without messing around, let's get those panties off,

and then we'll get your top off,

and then we'll get you kind of primed up.

-[Kimmy] Yeah. -[Marcus] And ready to go.

-[Kimmy] Alright, I'm excited! -[Marcus] Wonderful.

This is a first, and I've done a lot of things.

Now, obviously as we've said always before,

make sure your fingers are wet and you got some lube on them.

Very, very important. The woman

does need to be made wet by your fingers

because this is a kind of aggressive movement,

and of course you don't want to hurt her

before you've even got her to actually squirt.

And I'm going to use that pulling up motion

to manipulate the G-spot

to get the skin gland to fill with fluid

and then release the fluid

to come out and obviously be squirt.

So here we go.

We're going to give it a go. Are you ready?

-[woman] Yeah. -Are you sure?

-[rubbing sounds] -[moans]

-Here it is. -[woman screams]

And we see two greens.

I guess that's a go.

-I think so. -[laughs]

So, men. This is a necessity.

All men need to buy this and watch this.

[electronic music]

So wait. So you're the lifestyle fantasy.

Ok, I know what you're talking about now. I sent you the watch?

-Yeah. -Yeah. Yeah. Okay, cool.

-I'm finally there. -Yeah.

Well, man, we want to go play here when we're here, man.

You have to hook us up with some parties.

So these are the badass lifestyle guys.

-Yeah. -So we want to go have some fun.

So, you're putting on some swingers parties on here?

Well you got to seriously invite us.

-So, is this your cell phone? -Yes.

We'd love to come and give

some instructional demonstrations.

Trust me, we're fun to have around.

[music]

Well, we're going to be naughty tonight, girl.

Fuck no, we're getting to the deep swingers parties, man.

They'll be a whole lot of days in 2015 I will never remember.

I will remember today.

We're supposed to be at the party for Misha.

37-34. Is that cool if we go on up?

Oh, really?

Hey, Maggie, it's Aaron calling. We're downstairs with Kat.

Can we come on up?

Okay, I see the escalator. So we should go up the escalators?

Alright. So we sort of not go up the escalator

and just wait right down here, right?

Damn, you're cute.

It's worth a picture

standing here, baby.

You have like a million pictures

of this outfit.

No, no, no. Not as good as this.

It's like all the white.

You guys going upstairs to the fun party?

-You got a fucking problem? -No.

Are you going upstairs to the fun party?

No, I'm going to the bathroom.

Oh, I got you.

I guess it was harder than they thought to recruit someone

to put their clothes back on.

Hey, Maggie, it's Aaron. We're still downstairs.

Nobody came and got us, sweetheart.

[Aaron] Three times I called.

I'm a pretty good sport about shit.

[Misa] You had to call mine.

[Aaron] So I got it backwards, obviously.

[electronic music]

How awesome is this. I like the smell.

Pina Colada. Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.

I usually do better with more people

because more people are more open minded.

The more open minded people there are,

the more I can feel comfortable,

but when there's less than ten people,

you don't know what they're thinking or

what their opinion is and so it's hard to be open minded.

[grunts]

Hey Jay, it's Aaron and Kat calling from Time to Squirt.

Hey, we are at a little swingers party here

if you want to swing by for a little bit of fun.

Do you see this city out here? There's tons of fun to be had.

[laughs]

I'm not entirely sure that this is a place for fun.

You know who it is? You know the guy with the big old penis

walking around with the cowboy hat?

-Oh yeah. -Him.

He was here earlier.

He said he was coming back.

-He's not coming back. -He said

I'm going back to the hotel for a second.

What time do you think the party will start.

You take a picture of Kat and he'll come back.

[laughs]

I probably could talk Kat

into having you trying it on her if you wanted

-to get it down? -[man] Uh-huh.

And then you try it on her, if that's, you know,

more cool for you.

She should know how to do it. As far as doing to another chick.

-[woman laughs] -I like that. Come here you.

Miss Kitty. Kitty Kat.

[laughs]

You're interested to see if she could do it on her.

That would be interesting, actually.

Yeah, you want to try?

Oh my god, I could make that girl hit the roof,

but they weren't comfortable with that, so it's all good.

You know, ironically, I think I know

what's going to happen in the end.

I bet you they're going to ask me to come in,

unfortunately.

Although there's a good chance that he'll grab the watch

and he'll succeed.

That's the only way they wouldn't ask me to come in.

Oh, you want me in there?

[background music]

Don't worry.

How are you going, my friends?

Well, it smells like hot sex in here. I love it, I love it.

Oh hell yeah. Oh no, don't make me do it, no.

Only my favorite thing in the entire trip.

Believe me, even getting Jesse Jaymes to get me on Howard Stern,

being with her is better than that.

I'm not even gonna go to two greens,

where you're just going like that.

It's like, oh, my fucking god, yeah.

Look at that shit.

-[Aaron] Fuck yeah. -[woman moans]

-[Aaron] Fuck Yeah. -[woman] Wow.

Now do you want to try it quick or you wanna...

[Aaron] It's your call. For the name of science.

She's part of this company now. It's a big deal.

There you go, mate. And you're right handed, right?

Are you using two fingers? Which two fingers are you using?

-[man] These two. -[Aaron] OK, that's right.

These are usually straight down though.

[woman moans]

[woman laughs]

[man and woman moaning]

I couldn't tell you how many hundreds and hundreds

of girls I've done that to.

Isn't that bizarre?

But Kat is hot.

God, her pheromones, dude. Fucking god.

Hot. You know, it's almost a new moon too.

So they're ovulating and shit.

[laughing]

Very hot.

[background music]

Remember I told you they'd be saying come on in.

[laughs]

Give them that watch, that DVD and can we go?

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

I say we go after one more car.

After this one, let's do it.

No, this is it. I'm going after this one.

Come on, let's go. Let's go, let's go, let's go.

[Aaron clears his throat]

[tense music]

I'm not exactly sure what happened last night.

She's just freaking out.

She wanted to go home.

Oh, it was a mess, dude. Because I mean she's screwed.

You know she's crying.

She can't get out of Vegas

till tomorrow no matter what she does.

And I said, what's going on?

Oh, she's in a cab to the airport.

I had a way better time with her than Ariel.

She was better. She was better talking. She's more intelligent.

I mean just, it was rock solid, you know?

So then there you go. Right at the end.

Boom.

I really felt bad, you know, she was,

she was doing so well, you know.

[tense music]

-No way, dude. -Yeah, seriously.

Is that patented and everything?

I patented it. You better believe it.

-You smart fucking guy. -Say what?

How much have you made off this?

Well. I've spent a lot of money on all this.

Are you breaking even, or are you a little up?

No, I'm still not breaking even.

Well cheers, dude.

-Thank you. -Hell yeah.

[bartender] To seeing each other here next year.

[Aaron] I hope so.

I'm out.

[soft music]

Living in a kind of society where sex is taboo to talk about,

or it's over done and it's not realistic.

As a young woman in this world,

it's hard to find a healthy balance between the two.

I came here hoping to be able to

reach out to other couples, other women, other young women

in particular. But...

I think I have to take my plans

and go at it from a different angle because-

because this approach is not working for me.

Being surrounded by

[exhales]

the people that are in this industry for this long,

I mean you get immersed in--

I mean you get sucked into this really kind of dark

and negative place,

or at least, at least I did.

I want girls

to try to see that they don't have to

measure up to a porn star status because--

I don't want to.

And I don't think they should either.

[soft music]

[door opens]

Hello, hello, hello.

Aw.

Mr. Twinkle, huh?

[Aaron] I'll give you a hug.

-[Alexandra] How was your show? -It was good.

-It was very successful. -Did you sell all your watches?

I sold lots. Yeah, it was good. It was good.

Well I sure love you guys. You did a great success.

That's awesome.

Your car. We can pick it up tomorrow.

You'll be driving your own wheels finally

after all this time.

[Alexandra] Yeah.

[Aaron] And you, highly successful.

I got recognition

from this like growth mindset program that they're doing.

It's like...

For creative ideas? [laughs]

I'm just teasing you. For what then? What was it for?

For growth mindset, like I'm growing in my mind.

[soft music]

[crowd cheering]

This year's recipient is Alexandra Headley.

[audience applauding]

Hi, guys. I'm Allana Headly as most of you know.

I just wanted to say that I want to be

your class president.

♪ ♪

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