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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,258 --> 00:00:01,508 Previously... 2 00:00:01,508 --> 00:00:03,091 Hello! 3 00:00:03,091 --> 00:00:05,341 Who's fired up?! 4 00:00:05,341 --> 00:00:06,799 If you only trust me, 5 00:00:06,799 --> 00:00:08,591 I will make your dream come true. 6 00:00:08,591 --> 00:00:11,174 Krystal, trust the Garbeau System. 7 00:00:11,174 --> 00:00:13,508 [Cody] The most beautiful thing about your business 8 00:00:13,508 --> 00:00:15,799 is that you share it, together. 9 00:00:15,799 --> 00:00:17,133 [Travis] Cody gets it, honey. 10 00:00:17,133 --> 00:00:19,882 If you leave CAI, I will leave you. 11 00:00:19,882 --> 00:00:21,550 Whoa! 12 00:00:21,550 --> 00:00:23,049 [Cody] Travis! 13 00:00:23,049 --> 00:00:25,133 [screaming] 14 00:00:25,133 --> 00:00:27,466 [Krystal] No, what I'm saying is that my husband was on the job 15 00:00:27,466 --> 00:00:29,425 when it happened. 16 00:00:29,425 --> 00:00:30,799 [woman] Ma'am, your husband was not an employee 17 00:00:30,799 --> 00:00:32,757 of Founders American Merchandise. 18 00:00:32,757 --> 00:00:35,216 He was an independent business owner. 19 00:00:35,216 --> 00:00:36,799 We need to be strong for Krystal, you know. 20 00:00:36,799 --> 00:00:39,007 I can do that. 21 00:00:39,007 --> 00:00:41,716 [Krystal] I have a child. I need health insurance. 22 00:00:41,716 --> 00:00:43,299 I need the mortgage paid on time. 23 00:00:43,299 --> 00:00:44,882 I need you to make this right. 24 00:00:44,882 --> 00:00:47,425 -[sighs] -I have nothing. 25 00:00:47,425 --> 00:00:48,799 [Obie] I understand that you are emotional, 26 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:52,216 but my system did not kill your husband. 27 00:00:52,216 --> 00:00:53,966 [gunshots] 28 00:00:53,966 --> 00:00:55,757 An alligator did. 29 00:00:55,757 --> 00:00:58,299 [screaming] 30 00:01:06,216 --> 00:01:08,007 [cooing] 31 00:01:08,007 --> 00:01:10,174 ♪ "Angel of the Morning" by Juice Newton ♪ 32 00:01:10,174 --> 00:01:11,966 ♪♪♪ 33 00:01:15,508 --> 00:01:17,508 [dripping] 34 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:26,299 ♪ There'll be no strings to bind your hands ♪ 35 00:01:26,299 --> 00:01:30,841 ♪ Not if my love can bind your heart ♪ 36 00:01:33,882 --> 00:01:36,007 [panting] 37 00:01:36,007 --> 00:01:39,258 ♪ There's no need to take a stand ♪ 38 00:01:39,258 --> 00:01:40,675 ♪ For it was I ♪ 39 00:01:40,675 --> 00:01:44,049 ♪ Who chose to start ♪ 40 00:01:45,425 --> 00:01:48,425 [grunts] 41 00:01:48,425 --> 00:01:50,007 ♪ I see no need ♪ 42 00:01:50,007 --> 00:01:52,466 -♪ To take me home... ♪ -[grunts] 43 00:01:54,466 --> 00:01:56,508 [exhales] 44 00:01:56,508 --> 00:01:58,216 [quietly] Crap. 45 00:01:58,216 --> 00:02:01,007 ♪ ...the dawn ♪ 46 00:02:01,007 --> 00:02:05,675 ♪ Just call me angel of the morning ♪ 47 00:02:05,675 --> 00:02:08,091 ♪ Angel ♪ 48 00:02:08,091 --> 00:02:12,924 ♪ Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby... ♪ 49 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:15,591 [Cody] Let me just interrupt you for one second, Brenden. 50 00:02:15,591 --> 00:02:19,591 To be honest, I didn't peg you for a wham-and-scram guy. 51 00:02:19,591 --> 00:02:21,466 You know? I mean, leaving a business 52 00:02:21,466 --> 00:02:24,007 just as it's about to take off, it's... 53 00:02:24,007 --> 00:02:25,591 it-it's dumb, Brenden. 54 00:02:25,591 --> 00:02:28,675 It's super dumb. I'm... I... 55 00:02:28,675 --> 00:02:30,882 No. No, no, no, no, no. No, no. 56 00:02:30,882 --> 00:02:32,841 I'm not calling you dumb. 57 00:02:32,841 --> 00:02:35,508 I'm just saying that you do dumb-- 58 00:02:35,508 --> 00:02:38,299 -[click, dial tone] -Hello? 59 00:02:38,299 --> 00:02:39,882 Brenden? 60 00:02:39,882 --> 00:02:42,091 Hello? 61 00:02:42,091 --> 00:02:44,091 [phone beeping] 62 00:02:44,091 --> 00:02:46,383 -[exhales] -[beep] 63 00:02:57,757 --> 00:03:00,716 [grunting] 64 00:03:02,049 --> 00:03:03,966 [panting] 65 00:03:28,882 --> 00:03:31,716 ♪ intriguing, atmospheric music ♪ 66 00:03:31,716 --> 00:03:34,174 [Obie] I know that J-O-B is a prison. 67 00:03:34,174 --> 00:03:36,258 It's a prison of your own election, 68 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:39,216 but it's still a prison. 69 00:03:39,216 --> 00:03:41,882 After I dropped out of school, as it happens, 70 00:03:41,882 --> 00:03:44,799 I was a guard for the Zephyrhills Road Prison. 71 00:03:44,799 --> 00:03:48,299 I think about those long August days at the prison. 72 00:03:48,299 --> 00:03:50,508 I was overseeing the road crew with my billy club, 73 00:03:50,508 --> 00:03:52,841 making sure those animals kept their heads down 74 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:54,924 and their tools swinging. 75 00:03:54,924 --> 00:03:58,425 It was brutal work. 76 00:03:58,425 --> 00:04:00,174 I was on my feet all day, 77 00:04:00,174 --> 00:04:03,675 walking the line, sweating. 78 00:04:03,675 --> 00:04:05,133 [on tape] "But, Mr. Garbeau, 79 00:04:05,133 --> 00:04:07,550 didn't you learn a lot about hard work?" 80 00:04:07,550 --> 00:04:09,007 [chuckles] Yeah, sure. 81 00:04:09,007 --> 00:04:11,049 I learned how to grind myself into dust. 82 00:04:11,049 --> 00:04:12,841 I learned how to kiss butts. 83 00:04:12,841 --> 00:04:15,091 I learned how to be a sucker. 84 00:04:16,716 --> 00:04:18,799 ♪♪♪ 85 00:04:22,550 --> 00:04:25,675 [squeaking] 86 00:04:25,675 --> 00:04:27,633 [exhales] 87 00:04:27,633 --> 00:04:30,425 Goddamn it. 88 00:04:30,425 --> 00:04:32,841 [Destinee cooing over monitor] 89 00:04:32,841 --> 00:04:34,383 [sighs] 90 00:04:37,550 --> 00:04:38,966 [Cody] Hiya. 91 00:04:38,966 --> 00:04:40,466 Brought you something. 92 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:46,882 [sighs] Oh, God. 93 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:02,216 [exhales] What, uh... 94 00:05:04,591 --> 00:05:06,341 What's shakin'? 95 00:05:06,341 --> 00:05:07,799 What do you want? 96 00:05:07,799 --> 00:05:09,716 I want to talk about 97 00:05:09,716 --> 00:05:11,299 Travis's business, 98 00:05:11,299 --> 00:05:14,133 in light of the tragedy. 99 00:05:14,133 --> 00:05:16,091 Are those...? 100 00:05:17,924 --> 00:05:19,799 As you know, 101 00:05:19,799 --> 00:05:23,591 Travis was a legendary recruiter, in terms of his... 102 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:27,133 [chuckles] his attitude and his-his commitment and... 103 00:05:27,133 --> 00:05:29,966 Those will be big shoes to fill, Krystal. 104 00:05:29,966 --> 00:05:32,591 Well, the business belonged to the both of you, 105 00:05:32,591 --> 00:05:34,383 so it's, uh... 106 00:05:34,383 --> 00:05:37,133 it's yours now. And I-I understand that you've had 107 00:05:37,133 --> 00:05:39,091 -some challenges-- -What do you want, Cody? 108 00:05:44,882 --> 00:05:46,882 Travis's downline. 109 00:05:46,882 --> 00:05:49,799 Why is it that... 110 00:05:49,799 --> 00:05:54,299 I've been buying Happy Meals with pennies, but... 111 00:05:54,299 --> 00:05:57,633 [scoffs] you always seem to be doing just fine? 112 00:05:57,633 --> 00:05:59,133 That's just how the Garbeau System works. 113 00:05:59,133 --> 00:06:00,799 It takes commitment... 114 00:06:00,799 --> 00:06:04,133 How many nights a week do you spend recruiting, Cody? 115 00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:07,258 [quietly] Um... 116 00:06:15,924 --> 00:06:18,716 Leave the cookie. 117 00:06:20,716 --> 00:06:22,550 ♪ up-tempo, dramatic music ♪ 118 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:24,633 ♪♪♪ 119 00:06:52,675 --> 00:06:54,425 ♪♪♪ 120 00:07:01,799 --> 00:07:03,716 [alarm beeping] 121 00:07:03,716 --> 00:07:05,091 [alarm stops] 122 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,716 [groans] 123 00:07:06,716 --> 00:07:08,216 Good morning, dumpling. 124 00:07:08,216 --> 00:07:09,550 [Bets] Morning. 125 00:07:09,550 --> 00:07:12,258 [yawns] 126 00:07:12,258 --> 00:07:14,757 [Bets inhales] 127 00:07:14,757 --> 00:07:16,383 What you doing? 128 00:07:16,383 --> 00:07:19,383 [inhales] 129 00:07:19,383 --> 00:07:20,757 You know what? 130 00:07:20,757 --> 00:07:22,716 -Huh? -[sniffs] 131 00:07:22,716 --> 00:07:24,882 [laughing] What are you doing? 132 00:07:24,882 --> 00:07:27,633 Your armpits smell different from each other. 133 00:07:27,633 --> 00:07:28,591 What? 134 00:07:28,591 --> 00:07:30,341 Yeah. 135 00:07:30,341 --> 00:07:32,675 Larry smells all musty, 136 00:07:32,675 --> 00:07:35,882 but Ralph doesn't smell like anything at all. 137 00:07:35,882 --> 00:07:38,383 What? 138 00:07:38,383 --> 00:07:40,133 [Bets sniffs, giggles] 139 00:07:40,133 --> 00:07:43,633 Huh. Ain't that something. 140 00:07:43,633 --> 00:07:46,007 -Hey, Ernie? -Hmm? 141 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:49,007 What, pickle? 142 00:07:49,007 --> 00:07:51,299 Are we going to talk about why you came home 143 00:07:51,299 --> 00:07:53,675 after midnight smelling like chlorine? 144 00:07:57,216 --> 00:08:00,049 I'm sorry. You know, it just... 145 00:08:00,049 --> 00:08:03,133 it just helps. 146 00:08:03,133 --> 00:08:05,174 I know, soggy britches. 147 00:08:05,174 --> 00:08:07,049 I'm just worried about you is all. 148 00:08:07,049 --> 00:08:08,716 Well, you and my pillowcases. 149 00:08:08,716 --> 00:08:11,882 [chuckles] 150 00:08:11,882 --> 00:08:13,841 ♪ quiet, ominous music ♪ 151 00:08:13,841 --> 00:08:15,508 ♪♪♪ 152 00:08:19,924 --> 00:08:22,216 [Stan] The happiest place on Earth. 153 00:08:23,924 --> 00:08:27,716 The happiest place on Earth. 154 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:30,174 [scoffs] 155 00:08:30,174 --> 00:08:32,633 Where does that leave Rebel Rapids, huh? 156 00:08:32,633 --> 00:08:34,882 I don't know, Stan. Not why I'm here. 157 00:08:36,882 --> 00:08:38,258 [muttering] Shit. 158 00:08:38,258 --> 00:08:40,341 [sighs] 159 00:08:40,341 --> 00:08:41,882 I need cash. 160 00:08:45,466 --> 00:08:46,966 Can't. 161 00:08:46,966 --> 00:08:48,299 Jesus, Stan. 162 00:08:48,299 --> 00:08:50,799 Oh, you think you're the only one with problems? 163 00:08:50,799 --> 00:08:52,174 We're at war here, Miss Stubbs. 164 00:08:52,174 --> 00:08:53,550 And the mouse has got the money. 165 00:08:53,550 --> 00:08:55,091 Now's not the time for frivolous spending. 166 00:08:55,091 --> 00:08:56,133 Frivolous? 167 00:08:56,133 --> 00:08:58,007 I had to walk here because my car's 168 00:08:58,007 --> 00:08:59,508 at the bottom of a swamp. 169 00:08:59,508 --> 00:09:02,466 I need a raise, an advance, something. 170 00:09:02,466 --> 00:09:03,841 You didn't walk here today. 171 00:09:03,841 --> 00:09:04,882 Yeah, I saw you. 172 00:09:04,882 --> 00:09:06,299 Ernie gave you a ride. 173 00:09:06,299 --> 00:09:11,174 An alligator ate my husband. 174 00:09:11,174 --> 00:09:13,007 Look, you're asking for a precedent 175 00:09:13,007 --> 00:09:14,966 that I can't afford to set. 176 00:09:16,174 --> 00:09:17,466 But... [clears throat] 177 00:09:17,466 --> 00:09:20,299 Water-obics needs a new instructor. 178 00:09:20,299 --> 00:09:21,757 Yeah, Brenda's got another UTI. 179 00:09:21,757 --> 00:09:23,675 The woman simply won't change out of her swimsuit. 180 00:09:23,675 --> 00:09:25,174 It's pathological. 181 00:09:25,174 --> 00:09:28,174 Well, do I get a raise if I do Water-obics? 182 00:09:28,174 --> 00:09:31,007 All right, it pays ten dollars a week. 183 00:09:31,007 --> 00:09:33,007 And I've been offering Brenda two dollars a head 184 00:09:33,007 --> 00:09:34,299 to goose attendance. 185 00:09:34,299 --> 00:09:35,675 Wait, what? I've seen that class. 186 00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:38,049 That's, like, 16 bucks a week, tops. 187 00:09:38,049 --> 00:09:40,633 Think of it as 64 a month. 188 00:09:40,633 --> 00:09:41,882 Ugh, God. 189 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,508 Eat my shorts, Stan. 190 00:09:46,675 --> 00:09:48,133 [man speaking indistinctly over radio] 191 00:09:48,133 --> 00:09:51,508 [Cody] You are a powerful individual. 192 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:53,466 You clearly have exceptional social skills, 193 00:09:53,466 --> 00:09:55,466 and I think you can market those. 194 00:09:55,466 --> 00:09:58,091 I only offer this opportunity to folks I know have 195 00:09:58,091 --> 00:10:00,007 what it takes to succeed in the world of business. 196 00:10:00,007 --> 00:10:02,383 Sir, if you are not with this party, you need to leave. 197 00:10:02,383 --> 00:10:03,508 You already blew your chance, Helena. 198 00:10:03,508 --> 00:10:04,757 Don't blow theirs, please. 199 00:10:04,757 --> 00:10:06,882 It's okay. We were just leaving. 200 00:10:06,882 --> 00:10:08,216 -[Helena] No. -No, no, no, no, no. 201 00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:09,550 You're-you're making a mistake. 202 00:10:09,550 --> 00:10:11,133 This... 203 00:10:16,550 --> 00:10:18,508 [door closes] 204 00:10:22,633 --> 00:10:24,383 [sighs] 205 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,258 I see you also like business. 206 00:10:36,258 --> 00:10:37,924 You got to do whatever you can 207 00:10:37,924 --> 00:10:39,591 to stay ahead in this economy. 208 00:10:39,591 --> 00:10:41,091 Oh, no kidding. 209 00:10:41,091 --> 00:10:43,133 Tough on working folks. 210 00:10:43,133 --> 00:10:45,174 You seem like the type of guy 211 00:10:45,174 --> 00:10:47,091 who stays on top of things. 212 00:10:47,091 --> 00:10:48,757 -Informed. -Well... 213 00:10:48,757 --> 00:10:51,341 you got to be in my industry. 214 00:10:51,341 --> 00:10:53,841 And you also have to be perceptive, 215 00:10:53,841 --> 00:10:57,007 which... you clearly are. 216 00:10:57,007 --> 00:11:00,258 I hear you. 217 00:11:00,258 --> 00:11:02,591 Your boss must be very happy with your work. 218 00:11:02,591 --> 00:11:04,133 Oh. [chuckles] 219 00:11:04,133 --> 00:11:06,258 Happier than you can imagine. 220 00:11:08,174 --> 00:11:10,591 Because I am my own boss. 221 00:11:11,841 --> 00:11:13,341 "Cody Boner, 222 00:11:13,341 --> 00:11:14,716 -Boner Enterprises." -It's Bonar. 223 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,799 -Good to meet you. -Pat Stanley. 224 00:11:16,799 --> 00:11:18,341 -Your own business, huh? -Yes. 225 00:11:18,341 --> 00:11:19,799 Taxes must be killer. 226 00:11:19,799 --> 00:11:22,383 Well, actually, in my industry, 227 00:11:22,383 --> 00:11:25,133 -everything is a tax write-off. -Same here. 228 00:11:25,133 --> 00:11:26,550 Would you believe that a bona fide 229 00:11:26,550 --> 00:11:28,799 billionaire is my mentor? 230 00:11:28,799 --> 00:11:30,425 [scoffs] 231 00:11:34,174 --> 00:11:35,882 A fellow Founders man. 232 00:11:35,882 --> 00:11:37,716 [laughs] 233 00:11:37,716 --> 00:11:40,049 Though I walk a different path. 234 00:11:40,049 --> 00:11:41,799 Oh. 235 00:11:42,882 --> 00:11:44,841 Oh. 236 00:11:44,841 --> 00:11:47,216 -Buck Bridges. -Yep. 237 00:11:47,216 --> 00:11:49,007 Are you from California? 238 00:11:49,007 --> 00:11:50,966 Just passing through. 239 00:11:50,966 --> 00:11:52,466 Business. 240 00:11:52,466 --> 00:11:54,633 Well, while you're in Florida, 241 00:11:54,633 --> 00:11:57,174 you should be representing Founders Southeast. 242 00:11:57,174 --> 00:12:00,299 Obie Garbeau II revolutionized distribution 243 00:12:00,299 --> 00:12:02,299 in Florida, and actually... 244 00:12:02,299 --> 00:12:05,341 actually, I would be happy 245 00:12:05,341 --> 00:12:07,716 to incorporate you into my downline. 246 00:12:07,716 --> 00:12:10,258 Sir, you won't find a better mentor for the Garbeau System. 247 00:12:10,258 --> 00:12:11,716 In only three years, I've-- 248 00:12:11,716 --> 00:12:13,299 -Uh, believe me, Mr. Boner-- -Bonar. 249 00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:14,633 Apologies. 250 00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:16,341 Um, I want to be clear. 251 00:12:16,341 --> 00:12:18,675 I'm not looking for a new system. 252 00:12:18,675 --> 00:12:20,007 Well... 253 00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:21,966 -the thing is, Pete, that-- -Pat. 254 00:12:21,966 --> 00:12:23,258 Pat. 255 00:12:23,258 --> 00:12:25,550 The Garbeau System is about community. 256 00:12:25,550 --> 00:12:27,591 And you can't build a community 257 00:12:27,591 --> 00:12:30,383 when out-of-towners show up and muddy the waters. 258 00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,341 Garbeau can't handle a little mud? 259 00:12:34,007 --> 00:12:35,841 [chuckles] 260 00:12:35,841 --> 00:12:37,341 Tread lightly, friend. 261 00:12:37,341 --> 00:12:39,550 Wait a minute. 262 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,216 Were you trying to recruit those people? 263 00:12:43,383 --> 00:12:46,216 Seemed pretty comfortable taking no for an answer, Boner. 264 00:12:46,216 --> 00:12:50,591 But if you ever want to elevate your game... 265 00:12:50,591 --> 00:12:52,383 beep me. 266 00:12:57,675 --> 00:12:59,716 I was just going to offer you those beans. 267 00:13:06,383 --> 00:13:08,341 Missed me. 268 00:13:10,007 --> 00:13:12,383 [sighs] 269 00:13:12,383 --> 00:13:15,133 [man] Zuber's Tubers is the potato specialty store... 270 00:13:15,133 --> 00:13:16,550 [laughing lightly] 271 00:13:16,550 --> 00:13:18,216 -Hi. -Hi. 272 00:13:18,216 --> 00:13:19,799 [Buzz] So, what kind of game you after? 273 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,675 Hog? 274 00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:23,383 Well, you can get five or six hogs 275 00:13:23,383 --> 00:13:24,757 on the back of this guy, easy. 276 00:13:24,757 --> 00:13:26,091 Been thinking about going bigger, 277 00:13:26,091 --> 00:13:28,007 but the permit fees are out of control. 278 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:30,216 I did a mission trip to Belize with Pete Heckley 279 00:13:30,216 --> 00:13:32,799 over at Fish and Game. I can get you a permit. 280 00:13:32,799 --> 00:13:34,550 Y'all hear about that gator attack last week? 281 00:13:34,550 --> 00:13:36,591 I went to high school with that fella. 282 00:13:36,591 --> 00:13:38,550 Yeah, Travis Stubbs. 283 00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:41,466 Took the Tornadoes all the way in '75. 284 00:13:41,466 --> 00:13:45,550 Heard that gator chomped him in half like a gingerbread man. 285 00:13:45,550 --> 00:13:47,550 Married a real piece of ass, though. 286 00:13:47,550 --> 00:13:50,258 Oh, yeah. I'd chomp her in half. 287 00:13:50,258 --> 00:13:52,007 Hey, bite your tongue. 288 00:13:52,007 --> 00:13:53,425 That's a Miss Zuber you're talking about. 289 00:13:53,425 --> 00:13:54,633 Okay, okay. 290 00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:57,341 Miss 1982. 291 00:13:57,341 --> 00:13:59,757 Best talent the pageant ever saw. 292 00:13:59,757 --> 00:14:01,591 That poor thing. 293 00:14:02,882 --> 00:14:06,841 Brittni, look at me. 294 00:14:06,841 --> 00:14:11,299 When life hits one of my girls, damn it, I hit back. 295 00:14:12,966 --> 00:14:14,591 Customer. 296 00:14:14,591 --> 00:14:16,508 Oh. 297 00:14:16,508 --> 00:14:18,633 Welcome to Buzz's Motorsports. 298 00:14:18,633 --> 00:14:20,757 [Krystal] Really nice scent. It's lavender 299 00:14:20,757 --> 00:14:22,675 with just a hint of rose hip. 300 00:14:22,675 --> 00:14:23,924 Give you three bucks for this. 301 00:14:23,924 --> 00:14:26,508 That jersey belonged to a state champ. 302 00:14:26,508 --> 00:14:27,966 -Give me a real offer. -[groans] 303 00:14:27,966 --> 00:14:29,466 But who would need this much lotion? 304 00:14:29,466 --> 00:14:31,966 Oh. Try some. You'll get hooked. 305 00:14:31,966 --> 00:14:36,633 -Ten bucks. -Actually, that's not for sale. 306 00:14:36,633 --> 00:14:39,091 But... 307 00:14:39,091 --> 00:14:40,091 [scoffs] 308 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:45,841 Ernie, what are you doing here? 309 00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:48,675 Just shopping. [chuckles] 310 00:14:56,049 --> 00:14:58,675 Hey, Carol. 311 00:15:03,174 --> 00:15:05,258 Hey! Hey, excuse me. 312 00:15:05,258 --> 00:15:07,633 Hi, sugar. Is this your house? 313 00:15:07,633 --> 00:15:09,757 Yeah. And that's my pool you're draining. 314 00:15:09,757 --> 00:15:11,466 Oh, okay, great. So, uh, can I talk 315 00:15:11,466 --> 00:15:13,841 to a Travis Stubbs? 316 00:15:13,841 --> 00:15:15,633 Hey, what are these? 317 00:15:15,633 --> 00:15:17,716 Candlesticks. What do they look like? 318 00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:19,633 I'll give you both for 200. Final offer. 319 00:15:19,633 --> 00:15:22,675 And, no, Travis was eaten by a gator. 320 00:15:22,675 --> 00:15:25,508 Oh, my Lord, well, I'm so sorry to hear that. 321 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:29,216 Well, I'm from Sunshine Repo, and, um, your husband-- 322 00:15:29,216 --> 00:15:30,924 rest his soul-- he has a few things 323 00:15:30,924 --> 00:15:33,341 that technically belong to the bank, like that pool. 324 00:15:33,341 --> 00:15:35,425 Oh, for shit sakes. 325 00:15:35,425 --> 00:15:38,007 Well, if they need money, I need to sell this stuff. 326 00:15:38,007 --> 00:15:40,508 And I can't sell this stuff if you're taking all my shit away. 327 00:15:40,508 --> 00:15:42,466 Honey, honey, say no more. 328 00:15:42,466 --> 00:15:44,466 I don't care if it's not for sale! 329 00:15:44,466 --> 00:15:46,550 Everything has its price. 330 00:15:46,550 --> 00:15:49,675 $800 for that fine swimming pool. 331 00:15:49,675 --> 00:15:51,383 [whispers] Okay, say "sold." 332 00:15:53,133 --> 00:15:56,174 Sold! 333 00:15:56,174 --> 00:15:59,550 [whispering] I'm-I'm gonna need in your house. 334 00:15:59,550 --> 00:16:03,299 [whispering] Do you have to do this right now? 335 00:16:03,299 --> 00:16:06,799 Yeah. I'm so sorry, hon. 336 00:16:08,466 --> 00:16:10,508 [sniffles] 337 00:16:18,425 --> 00:16:20,425 [sighs] 338 00:16:26,258 --> 00:16:29,882 It's, uh, not name brand, but it's the same stuff. 339 00:16:29,882 --> 00:16:32,258 -Okay. -[Rhonda] Oh! Hard to believe 340 00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:34,757 all these great deals we're getting, eh, Marvin? 341 00:16:39,882 --> 00:16:41,299 -Hey. -Hey. 342 00:16:41,299 --> 00:16:44,466 Ernie, that's all Travis's stuff. 343 00:16:44,466 --> 00:16:47,049 How much for all of it? 344 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,966 Um... 345 00:16:49,966 --> 00:16:51,924 50? 346 00:16:53,133 --> 00:16:54,633 Would you take a hundred? 347 00:16:54,633 --> 00:16:56,258 What? 348 00:16:56,258 --> 00:16:57,258 All right. 349 00:16:59,716 --> 00:17:00,924 -Here you go. -Ernie... 350 00:17:00,924 --> 00:17:02,882 you don't have to do that. 351 00:17:02,882 --> 00:17:05,049 [laughs] You drive a hard bargain, lady. 352 00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:10,966 [tires screeching, horn honking] 353 00:17:12,882 --> 00:17:15,716 Nope. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Krystal, 354 00:17:15,716 --> 00:17:18,133 these things, they belong to your downline. 355 00:17:18,133 --> 00:17:19,425 -They're not to sell. -Hey. 356 00:17:19,425 --> 00:17:21,633 Okay, listen, I need you to put all the Founders merchandise 357 00:17:21,633 --> 00:17:23,133 back in your garage. What you're doing is theft. 358 00:17:23,133 --> 00:17:24,633 Did Carol tattle on me? 359 00:17:24,633 --> 00:17:27,466 Doesn't matter. We get the FAM things off the lawn pronto. 360 00:17:27,466 --> 00:17:29,841 Hey. They were in my house, they're taking up my space, 361 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:31,550 I'm selling 'em. 362 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:34,341 [whispers] Yes, well, they're already sold. 363 00:17:34,341 --> 00:17:35,882 Huh? To your downline. 364 00:17:35,882 --> 00:17:38,174 Listen, I don't mean to be Mr. Discipline here, 365 00:17:38,174 --> 00:17:40,341 but Travis's business follows a system. 366 00:17:40,341 --> 00:17:41,216 Mm-hmm. 367 00:17:41,216 --> 00:17:43,258 That system can still make you rich, 368 00:17:43,258 --> 00:17:44,425 but you have to follow it. 369 00:17:44,425 --> 00:17:47,007 Right? You know this. You've done this for two years. 370 00:17:47,007 --> 00:17:48,550 Yeah. And the rules always change, 371 00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:50,091 so how about this system? 372 00:17:50,091 --> 00:17:52,383 I give people things, they pay me. 373 00:17:52,383 --> 00:17:54,550 You are the pope of nope today. 374 00:17:54,550 --> 00:17:56,508 Look at the big picture. 375 00:17:56,508 --> 00:17:58,591 The volume of product that Travis's... 376 00:17:58,591 --> 00:18:02,882 that your downline buys determines your FP, 377 00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:04,882 which determines your bonus tier. 378 00:18:04,882 --> 00:18:06,966 Travis was on the verge of jumping a tier, 379 00:18:06,966 --> 00:18:09,508 giving him colossal bonus checks. 380 00:18:09,508 --> 00:18:12,007 Now, your downline is gonna be here Thursday, 381 00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:14,383 and if you've sold their product, I mean, Krystal-- 382 00:18:14,383 --> 00:18:15,882 Um, okay. Sorry. Ma'am? 383 00:18:15,882 --> 00:18:17,258 -Excuse me, ma'am. Sorry. -What? 384 00:18:17,258 --> 00:18:18,591 We got to have a little talk 385 00:18:18,591 --> 00:18:20,508 about the railroad tracks. 386 00:18:20,508 --> 00:18:21,966 See, I'm supposed to take you 387 00:18:21,966 --> 00:18:23,550 to the orthodontist to get them removed. 388 00:18:23,550 --> 00:18:25,757 Otherwise, you can't get 'em cleaned, and, well, 389 00:18:25,757 --> 00:18:28,550 -we both know that ain't pretty. -[crying] 390 00:18:28,550 --> 00:18:30,550 Honey, I'm so sorry. 391 00:18:31,757 --> 00:18:34,049 Do you need someone to talk to? 392 00:18:36,508 --> 00:18:39,924 If I get these things off, it's on my terms. 393 00:18:39,924 --> 00:18:42,216 Okay. Okay. 394 00:18:42,216 --> 00:18:44,049 How much do I owe? 395 00:18:51,966 --> 00:18:53,466 [gasps] 396 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,383 [sighs] Oh, fuck. 397 00:18:57,383 --> 00:18:59,091 Cody! 398 00:19:01,716 --> 00:19:06,675 Listen, if I give you 600 for what you owe on the braces, 399 00:19:06,675 --> 00:19:09,675 will you put the FAM goods back in your garage 400 00:19:09,675 --> 00:19:11,383 and distribute by the system? 401 00:19:13,466 --> 00:19:15,466 One more time. 402 00:19:15,466 --> 00:19:17,508 That's it. 403 00:19:25,924 --> 00:19:28,550 [sighs] 404 00:19:28,550 --> 00:19:30,550 [phone ringing] 405 00:19:30,550 --> 00:19:32,591 [pan sizzling] 406 00:19:37,299 --> 00:19:38,716 [Krystal] Stubbs residence. 407 00:19:38,716 --> 00:19:39,882 Leave one after the beep. 408 00:19:39,882 --> 00:19:41,466 [machine beeps] 409 00:19:41,466 --> 00:19:43,633 [Buzz] Krystal? Uh, it's Buzz. 410 00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:45,966 I heard about what happened to your husband, 411 00:19:45,966 --> 00:19:49,716 and I haven't been able to stop thinking... 412 00:19:49,716 --> 00:19:52,591 Well, listen, on behalf of all of us 413 00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:54,049 at the Miss Zuber pageant, 414 00:19:54,049 --> 00:19:56,716 if there's anything we can do to help, 415 00:19:56,716 --> 00:19:58,799 I mean, we'd do anything for you. 416 00:19:58,799 --> 00:20:00,299 Buzz? 417 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:02,216 [engine whirring] 418 00:20:02,216 --> 00:20:04,299 ♪ up-tempo, optimistic music ♪ 419 00:20:04,299 --> 00:20:07,049 ♪♪♪ 420 00:20:16,425 --> 00:20:18,757 [grunts] 421 00:20:20,675 --> 00:20:24,174 How long till Destinee digs up Mr. Travis's time capsule? 422 00:20:24,174 --> 00:20:27,966 You know, I guess that'll be up to Miss Krystal. 423 00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:31,258 It makes me sad. 424 00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:36,007 Well, it's a good thing we're here. 425 00:20:36,007 --> 00:20:37,841 'Cause it's hard to be sad 426 00:20:37,841 --> 00:20:40,841 when you're doing something good for somebody else. 427 00:20:43,882 --> 00:20:47,966 ♪ I've been workin' on the railroad ♪ 428 00:20:47,966 --> 00:20:52,091 ♪ All the live-long day ♪ 429 00:20:52,091 --> 00:20:55,799 [both] ♪ I've been workin' on the railroad ♪ 430 00:20:55,799 --> 00:20:59,258 ♪ Just to pass the time away ♪ 431 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,216 [laughs] 432 00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:03,716 [Krystal] This is to get my water turned back on. 433 00:21:03,716 --> 00:21:05,924 [Sandra] Okay. Uh, just give me a moment 434 00:21:05,924 --> 00:21:08,425 while I pull up your account. 435 00:21:08,425 --> 00:21:10,882 Oh, there you are, Mrs. Stubbs. 436 00:21:10,882 --> 00:21:14,049 And utilities... 437 00:21:14,049 --> 00:21:15,799 Oh. 438 00:21:15,799 --> 00:21:18,049 What's wrong? 439 00:21:18,049 --> 00:21:20,799 Um, well, it looks like one of your mortgages is past due. 440 00:21:20,799 --> 00:21:24,174 -Wait, what? "One of"? -Mm-hmm. 441 00:21:24,174 --> 00:21:26,341 The second's been delinquent since November. 442 00:21:26,341 --> 00:21:29,966 We sent foreclosure notices on November 7, 21, 443 00:21:29,966 --> 00:21:32,133 December 3. 444 00:21:32,133 --> 00:21:35,049 You have a balance of $4,987 445 00:21:35,049 --> 00:21:36,633 and 86 cents. 446 00:21:36,633 --> 00:21:38,508 Would you like to pay that now? 447 00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:44,966 Uh... how long do I have? 448 00:21:44,966 --> 00:21:49,966 Um, you have to clear the balance a week from Monday. 449 00:21:49,966 --> 00:21:53,466 Otherwise, they're gonna put a lock on your house. 450 00:21:53,466 --> 00:21:56,258 -And you know how difficult-- -I know how it works. Thanks. 451 00:21:56,258 --> 00:21:59,757 Mrs. Stubbs, I am so sorry to be the bearer of bad news. 452 00:21:59,757 --> 00:22:02,049 -But if... No. -♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 453 00:22:02,049 --> 00:22:05,425 -♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ -No! [laughs] 454 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:07,091 It's my birthday. 455 00:22:07,091 --> 00:22:10,799 -♪ Happy birthday, dear Sandra ♪ -Oh, my God. 456 00:22:10,799 --> 00:22:14,258 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 457 00:22:14,258 --> 00:22:17,258 [indistinct chatter] 458 00:22:17,258 --> 00:22:19,258 [laughter, applause] 459 00:22:24,091 --> 00:22:26,091 [sighs] 460 00:22:32,216 --> 00:22:34,299 [cooing] 461 00:22:40,550 --> 00:22:42,133 [Buzz] Yeah, well, a boy his age ought to start 462 00:22:42,133 --> 00:22:43,966 getting comfortable with a motorbike. 463 00:22:43,966 --> 00:22:45,425 But you really want to make sure 464 00:22:45,425 --> 00:22:47,049 any kid who rides wears a helmet. 465 00:22:47,049 --> 00:22:49,049 It's a hell of a lot of motor for... 466 00:22:49,049 --> 00:22:50,675 -[whoops] -[tires screech] 467 00:22:50,675 --> 00:22:52,841 Good gravy. 468 00:22:52,841 --> 00:22:55,299 I never sat on so much power. 469 00:22:55,299 --> 00:22:58,882 It's like riding a charging buffalo. 470 00:22:58,882 --> 00:23:01,133 Have you ever tried one of these? 471 00:23:01,133 --> 00:23:04,216 Oh. I'm here for my son. 472 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:08,341 Well, you should try being here for you. 473 00:23:10,924 --> 00:23:14,633 Miss Zuber is forever, Krystal. 474 00:23:14,633 --> 00:23:19,383 I won't leave you hurting here, but you're not right for sales. 475 00:23:19,383 --> 00:23:23,007 I just sold that lady an ATV, and I don't even work here. 476 00:23:23,007 --> 00:23:24,841 I ought to be asking for commission. 477 00:23:24,841 --> 00:23:27,966 It's not just about closing. It's the haggle. 478 00:23:27,966 --> 00:23:29,425 The money's in the margins. 479 00:23:29,425 --> 00:23:30,966 I don't just hire salesmen who close. 480 00:23:30,966 --> 00:23:33,174 I hire salesmen who close right. 481 00:23:33,174 --> 00:23:34,841 Well, what the hell does that mean? 482 00:23:36,174 --> 00:23:38,591 Let me run something else by you, Krystal. 483 00:23:38,591 --> 00:23:41,924 My daughter Becca, she's prepping for Miss Teen Zuber. 484 00:23:41,924 --> 00:23:43,716 Now, I have to recuse myself 485 00:23:43,716 --> 00:23:46,049 as a judge, of course. 486 00:23:46,049 --> 00:23:48,757 She's gonna need a proper coach. 487 00:23:48,757 --> 00:23:50,716 Mm-hmm. Okay. 488 00:23:50,716 --> 00:23:53,425 Connie Prumpton offered to do it. 489 00:23:53,425 --> 00:23:56,675 Well, Connie won Miss Zuber '84 'cause of her cans. 490 00:23:56,675 --> 00:23:58,675 Can't coach Becca to have big cans. 491 00:23:58,675 --> 00:24:00,550 You still got a way with words. 492 00:24:00,550 --> 00:24:03,841 Anyway, Becca, she's beautiful, 493 00:24:03,841 --> 00:24:07,425 but she's a little spooky. 494 00:24:07,425 --> 00:24:11,716 She's gonna need to lean on her talent. 495 00:24:11,716 --> 00:24:14,550 You know I owned that talent portion. 496 00:24:14,550 --> 00:24:16,508 Forever and always. 497 00:24:16,508 --> 00:24:19,049 Are you still able to do your, um... 498 00:24:19,049 --> 00:24:22,425 [sighs] I don't remember what you called it. The, uh... 499 00:24:22,425 --> 00:24:24,049 dance with the things? 500 00:24:24,049 --> 00:24:26,591 Never called it anything in particular. 501 00:24:26,591 --> 00:24:29,216 I'll show her myself. 502 00:24:29,216 --> 00:24:31,258 [Ernie grunting] 503 00:24:49,550 --> 00:24:52,841 [Bets] Well, how's it going out there, Harold? 504 00:24:55,675 --> 00:24:58,133 [grunts quietly] 505 00:24:58,133 --> 00:25:00,425 Was Travis Dad's best friend? 506 00:25:02,091 --> 00:25:03,924 No, honey. 507 00:25:03,924 --> 00:25:06,591 Why is Dad doing this? 508 00:25:06,591 --> 00:25:10,882 Well, doing something nice for your neighbors 509 00:25:10,882 --> 00:25:12,882 makes your dad feel good. 510 00:25:12,882 --> 00:25:16,299 Well, why does Dad feel bad? 511 00:25:18,258 --> 00:25:20,466 See, right now 512 00:25:20,466 --> 00:25:24,049 Miss Krystal doesn't have the time to feel sad, 513 00:25:24,049 --> 00:25:27,966 so your dad is being sad for her. 514 00:25:31,091 --> 00:25:32,924 But he's like this a lot. 515 00:25:38,174 --> 00:25:41,591 [sighs] Hey, Miss Destinee, 516 00:25:41,591 --> 00:25:44,924 are you ready for your mama to come get you? 517 00:25:44,924 --> 00:25:46,508 It's you and me. 518 00:25:46,508 --> 00:25:49,341 My sympathies, Krystal. 519 00:25:49,341 --> 00:25:51,841 [gasps] Glenna! Oh, my God, deviled eggs. 520 00:25:51,841 --> 00:25:55,924 Oh, you're so sweet. Here, your order's right here. 521 00:25:55,924 --> 00:25:57,341 Do you need help? 522 00:25:57,341 --> 00:25:59,341 Uh, you can help Glenna with her stuff. 523 00:25:59,341 --> 00:26:00,550 Oh, Glenna's fine. 524 00:26:00,550 --> 00:26:02,508 [Carol] Oh, Krystal, 525 00:26:02,508 --> 00:26:05,007 I'm just checking. Have you been pressing hard enough 526 00:26:05,007 --> 00:26:06,091 for the triplicates? 527 00:26:06,091 --> 00:26:08,341 -Yes, Carol. -Hmm. 528 00:26:08,341 --> 00:26:10,675 -Bitch. -[Cody] Don't. 529 00:26:10,675 --> 00:26:13,174 Carol is your-- and my-- upline. 530 00:26:13,174 --> 00:26:15,466 I agreed to distribute to Travis's downline, 531 00:26:15,466 --> 00:26:18,049 -not kiss Carol's ass. -It wasn't my idea 532 00:26:18,049 --> 00:26:19,383 to bring her here, okay? 533 00:26:19,383 --> 00:26:21,258 The Wilkeses think you're considering leaving FAM. 534 00:26:21,258 --> 00:26:24,216 [scoffs] I'm not considering anything. 535 00:26:24,216 --> 00:26:27,675 All right, let's go over your order quick. 536 00:26:27,675 --> 00:26:29,049 [Destinee fussing] 537 00:26:29,049 --> 00:26:30,466 Facial tissues, 538 00:26:30,466 --> 00:26:34,258 -bandages, large... -Hello... 539 00:26:34,258 --> 00:26:36,716 [Krystal] Powder compact, shampoo. 540 00:26:36,716 --> 00:26:40,133 Cody, you can't afford any more pop-n-drops. 541 00:26:40,133 --> 00:26:41,841 Now, if you're facing challenges 542 00:26:41,841 --> 00:26:45,216 keeping Krystal engaged, tell me. I'm here to help. 543 00:26:45,216 --> 00:26:47,258 Oh, she's just in a bad mood, Carol. 544 00:26:47,258 --> 00:26:49,550 You know, it's probably that time of the month. 545 00:26:49,550 --> 00:26:51,299 I beg your pardon? 546 00:26:51,299 --> 00:26:55,341 No, I just meant, I meant, um, medically. 547 00:26:55,341 --> 00:26:57,924 [sighs] Obie did an entire seminar 548 00:26:57,924 --> 00:26:59,091 on wavering downline. 549 00:26:59,091 --> 00:27:01,174 I have the tape. I think you need it. 550 00:27:01,174 --> 00:27:02,550 Oh, I know every single word 551 00:27:02,550 --> 00:27:03,924 Obie's ever written or said, I-- 552 00:27:03,924 --> 00:27:05,258 [Krystal] I'm done. 553 00:27:05,258 --> 00:27:07,716 Find someone else to do this crap. 554 00:27:07,716 --> 00:27:10,383 [chuckles] 555 00:27:10,383 --> 00:27:12,341 Fix it. 556 00:27:12,341 --> 00:27:15,174 Yes. 557 00:27:15,174 --> 00:27:16,466 ♪ lighthearted music ♪ 558 00:27:16,466 --> 00:27:18,508 [Krsytal humming] 559 00:27:22,341 --> 00:27:24,383 ♪♪♪ 560 00:27:36,049 --> 00:27:38,049 [exhales] 561 00:27:43,924 --> 00:27:45,216 [pounding on door] 562 00:27:45,216 --> 00:27:47,216 [Rhonda] Knock, knock! 563 00:27:47,216 --> 00:27:51,091 -Yeah? -It's Rhonda! 564 00:27:51,091 --> 00:27:54,425 The-the repo lady. 565 00:27:54,425 --> 00:27:57,258 Oh. Come in. 566 00:27:57,258 --> 00:28:00,757 -Door's broken. -Okay. 567 00:28:00,757 --> 00:28:03,299 I-I don't know what's left for you to take. 568 00:28:03,299 --> 00:28:06,716 Oh, no, I'm not here on business. 569 00:28:06,716 --> 00:28:09,216 Look, I-I was just thinking about how much fun I had 570 00:28:09,216 --> 00:28:11,133 pretending to buy stuff. 571 00:28:11,133 --> 00:28:14,133 I don't repo cases of $100 Scotch often. 572 00:28:14,133 --> 00:28:17,550 My way of offering sympathies. 573 00:28:17,550 --> 00:28:20,216 It's not a good time. 574 00:28:24,675 --> 00:28:25,716 Hey! 575 00:28:25,716 --> 00:28:27,633 Don't touch that. 576 00:28:30,716 --> 00:28:34,258 Look, I don't meet a lot of folk during good times. 577 00:28:34,258 --> 00:28:36,757 I do meet folk when they need a shoulder to cry on. 578 00:28:36,757 --> 00:28:41,633 Yeah. Well, I'll tell you, worst thing about him dying 579 00:28:41,633 --> 00:28:43,341 is that now I can't divorce him, 580 00:28:43,341 --> 00:28:45,174 so that's where I am in terms of needing 581 00:28:45,174 --> 00:28:47,341 -shoulders and such. -Mm. 582 00:28:48,550 --> 00:28:50,675 [Destinee fussing over monitor] 583 00:28:50,675 --> 00:28:53,299 I got to check on my baby, but, um... 584 00:28:53,299 --> 00:28:55,091 what the heck, come on in. 585 00:28:55,091 --> 00:28:56,675 I'll grab us some mixers. 586 00:28:56,675 --> 00:28:59,341 Uh, is there a body in there? 587 00:28:59,341 --> 00:29:02,633 Oh, it's for a job. I'll tell you all about it. 588 00:29:02,633 --> 00:29:05,091 -Okay. -[Cody] I get it. 589 00:29:05,091 --> 00:29:09,007 She's having a tough go of things, but she's... [sighs] 590 00:29:09,007 --> 00:29:10,882 she's perfect for the job. 591 00:29:10,882 --> 00:29:13,049 I mean, the downline practically worships her, 592 00:29:13,049 --> 00:29:14,425 -you know? -And I'm sure the widow thing 593 00:29:14,425 --> 00:29:16,258 -doesn't hurt. -No. 594 00:29:16,258 --> 00:29:17,383 Not at all, Pat, not at all. 595 00:29:17,383 --> 00:29:19,174 They'd go to the ends of the earth for her 596 00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:20,550 if she asked them to. 597 00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:22,216 -She ain't asking, huh? -No. 598 00:29:22,216 --> 00:29:25,466 She and Travis were barely Bronze Jeffersons, so... 599 00:29:25,466 --> 00:29:28,591 The bonuses just aren't enough to keep her in the game. 600 00:29:28,591 --> 00:29:32,675 [sighs] Okay, so I'm glad you beeped me, 601 00:29:32,675 --> 00:29:34,425 because you're right, Mr. Bridges does have something 602 00:29:34,425 --> 00:29:36,133 -to say on the matter. -Yeah. 603 00:29:36,133 --> 00:29:37,591 Yeah. 604 00:29:37,591 --> 00:29:40,716 Well, a great navigator knows when to change course. 605 00:29:40,716 --> 00:29:43,716 Hit us again, barkeep, will you? 606 00:29:44,716 --> 00:29:46,550 [bell dings] 607 00:29:48,299 --> 00:29:50,966 Most girls don't think about light. 608 00:29:50,966 --> 00:29:54,216 They figure, "That's for the stage manager to worry about. 609 00:29:54,216 --> 00:29:56,258 I'll just do my thing." 610 00:29:56,258 --> 00:29:58,466 They're dummies. 611 00:29:58,466 --> 00:29:59,882 -[chuckles] -That's the first, 612 00:29:59,882 --> 00:30:01,508 biggest thing you need to learn: 613 00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:04,425 your job isn't to perform a talent. 614 00:30:04,425 --> 00:30:06,675 It's to dazzle, 615 00:30:06,675 --> 00:30:10,425 by any means necessary. 616 00:30:10,425 --> 00:30:14,675 So if you want better lighting than the other girls, 617 00:30:14,675 --> 00:30:17,924 give yourself better lighting than the other girls. 618 00:30:17,924 --> 00:30:20,425 Any questions, Buzz? 619 00:30:20,425 --> 00:30:23,383 Did, uh... did Travis hunt? 620 00:30:23,383 --> 00:30:26,341 Nope. Have a seat. 621 00:30:34,757 --> 00:30:37,425 [slurping] Okay. 622 00:30:37,425 --> 00:30:39,882 So let me ask you a question: how's your business doing? 623 00:30:39,882 --> 00:30:42,216 [chuckles] Only problem is I might be making too much money. 624 00:30:42,216 --> 00:30:43,591 Cheers to that, brother! 625 00:30:43,591 --> 00:30:45,133 I'm putting mine in stocks and bonds. 626 00:30:45,133 --> 00:30:46,799 [chuckling] Oh, life is good. 627 00:30:46,799 --> 00:30:51,508 It's good to be a successful businessman, so take advantage. 628 00:30:51,508 --> 00:30:53,550 Give her an upline bonus. 629 00:30:53,550 --> 00:30:55,924 An upline bonus. 630 00:30:55,924 --> 00:30:57,841 It's the same as a FAM bonus, only it comes directly 631 00:30:57,841 --> 00:30:59,757 from the upline. It's not part of the Garbeau System? 632 00:30:59,757 --> 00:31:01,924 It's your downline, Pat. They're independent. 633 00:31:01,924 --> 00:31:03,757 They're not your employee. I mean, their money comes 634 00:31:03,757 --> 00:31:05,425 from their business, all right, not yours. 635 00:31:05,425 --> 00:31:06,882 Is that what Garbeau says? 636 00:31:06,882 --> 00:31:10,383 Because Bridges would tell you to use the value 637 00:31:10,383 --> 00:31:14,383 of your business to show this widow her value. 638 00:31:14,383 --> 00:31:15,882 No wonder you're making a change. 639 00:31:17,258 --> 00:31:20,924 [laughing] 640 00:31:20,924 --> 00:31:23,716 Oh, I am not making a change, Pat. 641 00:31:23,716 --> 00:31:26,258 This is Garbeau country, 642 00:31:26,258 --> 00:31:29,174 and I'm a Garbeau man. 643 00:31:29,174 --> 00:31:31,675 I played you like a bassoon. 644 00:31:31,675 --> 00:31:33,550 [slurping] 645 00:31:33,550 --> 00:31:34,841 [stammers] But you said that... 646 00:31:34,841 --> 00:31:36,091 It's just business, Pat. 647 00:31:36,091 --> 00:31:38,133 Just business. 648 00:31:38,133 --> 00:31:40,216 [chuckles] 649 00:31:40,216 --> 00:31:42,216 You're a sharp guy, Bonar. 650 00:31:42,216 --> 00:31:45,007 If you won't admit it to me, 651 00:31:45,007 --> 00:31:47,466 admit it to yourself, 652 00:31:47,466 --> 00:31:50,675 Obie Garbeau let you down. 653 00:31:52,133 --> 00:31:54,049 Obie Garbeau II. 654 00:31:54,049 --> 00:31:56,133 Excuse me. 655 00:31:57,924 --> 00:32:01,550 If, uh, you wind up keeping this widow, 656 00:32:01,550 --> 00:32:04,049 address your thank-you card to... 657 00:32:04,049 --> 00:32:07,174 Buck Bridges I. 658 00:32:07,174 --> 00:32:08,675 [slurping] 659 00:32:08,675 --> 00:32:10,550 [cup clatters] 660 00:32:15,508 --> 00:32:16,550 [clears throat] 661 00:32:18,091 --> 00:32:19,924 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 662 00:32:19,924 --> 00:32:22,841 [both grunting] 663 00:32:22,841 --> 00:32:24,799 [Heart's "Straight On" playing] 664 00:32:39,425 --> 00:32:41,716 ♪ Quite some time ♪ 665 00:32:43,716 --> 00:32:47,675 ♪ I've been sitting it out ♪ 666 00:32:47,675 --> 00:32:51,716 ♪ Didn't take no chances ♪ 667 00:32:51,716 --> 00:32:54,924 ♪ I was a prisoner of doubt ♪ 668 00:32:56,508 --> 00:33:00,425 ♪ I knocked down the wailing wall ♪ 669 00:33:00,425 --> 00:33:02,716 ♪ Ain't no sin ♪ 670 00:33:04,841 --> 00:33:08,924 ♪ Got the feel of fortune ♪ 671 00:33:08,924 --> 00:33:11,174 ♪ Deal me in ♪ 672 00:33:13,799 --> 00:33:16,591 ♪ Coming straight on for you ♪ 673 00:33:17,550 --> 00:33:20,425 ♪ You made my mind ♪ 674 00:33:22,799 --> 00:33:27,174 ♪ Now I'm stronger, now I'm coming through ♪ 675 00:33:28,924 --> 00:33:31,716 ♪ Straight on ♪ 676 00:33:31,716 --> 00:33:33,966 ♪ Straight on for you ♪ 677 00:33:35,174 --> 00:33:37,174 ♪ Straight on for you ♪ 678 00:33:37,174 --> 00:33:39,133 ♪ Ooh ♪ 679 00:33:40,299 --> 00:33:42,299 ♪ Ooh ♪ 680 00:33:42,299 --> 00:33:45,383 ♪ Ooh, yeah, for you ♪ 681 00:33:51,425 --> 00:33:52,633 [music stops] 682 00:33:55,216 --> 00:33:56,550 [exhales] 683 00:33:59,049 --> 00:34:00,299 Okay. 684 00:34:00,299 --> 00:34:02,799 The puppets do most of the work, 685 00:34:02,799 --> 00:34:05,508 and the dance is simple enough. 686 00:34:05,508 --> 00:34:07,299 It's a confidence thing. 687 00:34:07,299 --> 00:34:08,966 What'd you think? 688 00:34:09,799 --> 00:34:11,633 [chuckles quietly] 689 00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:13,508 We got to get you talking, girl. 690 00:34:13,508 --> 00:34:15,007 You haven't lost a step. 691 00:34:15,007 --> 00:34:17,466 Yeah, well... 692 00:34:17,466 --> 00:34:20,174 Miss Teen Zuber's in six months. 693 00:34:20,174 --> 00:34:23,174 I can do three times a week, 90 minutes, 694 00:34:23,174 --> 00:34:25,591 50 bucks a session. That's competitive with the market. 695 00:34:25,591 --> 00:34:28,341 If she's not Miss Teen Zuber come July, 696 00:34:28,341 --> 00:34:30,841 I will refund you half. 697 00:34:30,841 --> 00:34:35,049 Oh, and... my only request is that you pay up front. 698 00:34:35,049 --> 00:34:38,174 My money's tied up, and I need cash. It's 4,000. 699 00:34:38,174 --> 00:34:41,341 Now, Krystal, 700 00:34:41,341 --> 00:34:44,007 I know when I'm being taken for a ride. 701 00:34:44,007 --> 00:34:45,841 It's competitive with the market. 702 00:34:45,841 --> 00:34:47,966 Well, not the market I've been shopping in. 703 00:34:47,966 --> 00:34:50,799 Connie was gonna do it for 20 a session, 704 00:34:50,799 --> 00:34:52,716 and not up front, get paid as you go. 705 00:34:52,716 --> 00:34:56,799 Well, Buzz, this is a special skill. 706 00:34:56,799 --> 00:34:58,383 I could do 3,500-- 707 00:34:58,383 --> 00:35:00,675 two grand now and the rest weekly. 708 00:35:00,675 --> 00:35:04,091 I want to help you, but I'm not here as a charity. 709 00:35:04,091 --> 00:35:05,174 Dad. 710 00:35:05,174 --> 00:35:07,341 Okay, the offer is 20 a session. 711 00:35:08,757 --> 00:35:11,633 2,000 total, and I need it up front. 712 00:35:11,633 --> 00:35:13,258 I can't budge on that. 713 00:35:13,258 --> 00:35:14,882 Okay. 714 00:35:16,383 --> 00:35:21,007 Can't do 20 a session? How about 15? 715 00:35:22,383 --> 00:35:24,716 Um... 716 00:35:24,716 --> 00:35:27,633 Buzz, please, I need the cash. 717 00:35:27,633 --> 00:35:32,174 I'm, like, one bad day from losing my house. 718 00:35:32,174 --> 00:35:35,757 This is what I mean when I talk about haggling, Becca. 719 00:35:35,757 --> 00:35:37,383 That's called "surrendering your leverage." 720 00:35:40,882 --> 00:35:42,882 "Leverage"? 721 00:35:42,882 --> 00:35:44,466 Is that what you called it 722 00:35:44,466 --> 00:35:46,799 when you were trading tiaras for tug jobs? 723 00:35:46,799 --> 00:35:48,924 Ew! 724 00:35:50,841 --> 00:35:52,757 Becca, go wait in the car. 725 00:35:54,425 --> 00:35:57,466 Why don't you go wait in the car, too, Buzz? 726 00:35:57,466 --> 00:35:58,757 I have been nothing but nice to you. 727 00:35:58,757 --> 00:36:00,591 Hey, you don't fucking touch me. 728 00:36:00,591 --> 00:36:02,591 Goodness gracious, woman. 729 00:36:02,591 --> 00:36:05,550 I don't need to touch you. 730 00:36:07,591 --> 00:36:09,633 I want my ATV back, too. 731 00:36:09,633 --> 00:36:11,924 -Yeah, no shit! -[screwdriver clatters] 732 00:36:11,924 --> 00:36:15,508 [door opens and closes] 733 00:36:15,508 --> 00:36:17,675 [exhales] 734 00:36:17,675 --> 00:36:20,091 ♪ slow, somber music ♪ 735 00:36:20,091 --> 00:36:21,924 [Destinee crying over monitor] 736 00:36:28,049 --> 00:36:30,049 [sighs] 737 00:36:47,049 --> 00:36:49,049 [sighs] 738 00:36:51,091 --> 00:36:52,716 [knock on door] 739 00:36:52,716 --> 00:36:56,133 [door opens] 740 00:36:57,675 --> 00:37:00,466 What the hell are you doing?! 741 00:37:00,466 --> 00:37:01,675 Ta-da! 742 00:37:03,258 --> 00:37:05,966 -What happened to your face? -K-Krystal... 743 00:37:05,966 --> 00:37:09,258 you are steward to one of the greatest downline 744 00:37:09,258 --> 00:37:11,882 distribution businesses I have ever seen in my life. 745 00:37:11,882 --> 00:37:14,675 Your downline looks up to you, and you have... 746 00:37:14,675 --> 00:37:16,133 you have what it takes to be a millionaire. 747 00:37:16,133 --> 00:37:17,341 I know you do. 748 00:37:17,341 --> 00:37:21,425 Now, this is not usually done in the Garbeau System, 749 00:37:21,425 --> 00:37:24,841 but I am here with a special upline advance. 750 00:37:24,841 --> 00:37:26,258 I know you're hard up 751 00:37:26,258 --> 00:37:29,258 at the moment, and this should show you just 752 00:37:29,258 --> 00:37:32,258 how valuable you are to your Founders family, 753 00:37:32,258 --> 00:37:35,174 my business, and me, your upline. 754 00:37:35,174 --> 00:37:38,174 -This is your money? -Yes. 755 00:37:38,174 --> 00:37:40,216 Yes, this is my money. 756 00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:44,174 I have so much faith in what you can do in FAM, Krystal. 757 00:37:44,174 --> 00:37:46,383 Soon, you'll be able to write checks this big, 758 00:37:46,383 --> 00:37:48,174 no problem. 759 00:37:48,174 --> 00:37:51,716 -Make it twice as big. -[laughs] 760 00:37:51,716 --> 00:37:53,716 No, these are the biggest they had. 761 00:37:56,133 --> 00:37:58,174 Oh, well, I mean, this... 762 00:37:58,174 --> 00:38:00,091 I did the math, and this is the right amount 763 00:38:00,091 --> 00:38:02,007 for maintaining your downline, so... 764 00:38:02,007 --> 00:38:04,299 Give me double, 765 00:38:04,299 --> 00:38:06,591 and I'll grow it. 766 00:38:06,591 --> 00:38:08,550 You'd recruit? 767 00:38:08,550 --> 00:38:10,882 I can recruit. 768 00:38:13,216 --> 00:38:15,216 Wow! [laughing] 769 00:38:22,091 --> 00:38:23,091 Great. 770 00:38:23,091 --> 00:38:25,425 Great. 771 00:38:27,299 --> 00:38:30,091 [door opens] 772 00:38:38,091 --> 00:38:39,924 I'd tell him, "Travis, you're hunky, 773 00:38:39,924 --> 00:38:41,550 but you're not that hunky. 774 00:38:41,550 --> 00:38:43,841 -Flush the dang commode." -[laughter] 775 00:38:43,841 --> 00:38:46,591 Golly. 776 00:38:46,591 --> 00:38:48,799 I tell you what, it feels so good 777 00:38:48,799 --> 00:38:52,007 -to hear you talk about him. -Thank you. 778 00:38:52,007 --> 00:38:55,425 Yeah, I mean, Travis is gone. 779 00:38:55,425 --> 00:39:00,299 And you're right, it helps to say it out loud. 780 00:39:00,299 --> 00:39:01,591 But his dreams aren't. 781 00:39:01,591 --> 00:39:04,425 [Destinee fussing] 782 00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:06,882 He was building something great. 783 00:39:06,882 --> 00:39:09,216 That Founders business? 784 00:39:09,216 --> 00:39:10,675 I always thought it was a fantasy, 785 00:39:10,675 --> 00:39:14,841 but now, without it, I'd be a goner. 786 00:39:14,841 --> 00:39:17,466 Well, Travis always was a bit of a dreamer. 787 00:39:17,466 --> 00:39:20,049 But you were always the strong one, 788 00:39:20,049 --> 00:39:21,550 and he really needed you. 789 00:39:21,550 --> 00:39:25,466 Yeah, well, I'm tired of needing to be strong. 790 00:39:25,466 --> 00:39:27,258 -[Ernie] Hmm. -I want to be happy. 791 00:39:27,258 --> 00:39:29,216 And that's what Travis wanted, too. 792 00:39:29,216 --> 00:39:32,882 What would y'all ask for if you could have anything? 793 00:39:32,882 --> 00:39:34,258 -[Ernie] Hmm. -Ernie? 794 00:39:34,258 --> 00:39:37,299 Let's see, uh... 795 00:39:38,633 --> 00:39:40,675 Everybody that was sick would-- 796 00:39:40,675 --> 00:39:42,258 Ugh, boo! 797 00:39:42,258 --> 00:39:44,007 -What? -I'm talking stuff, Ernie. 798 00:39:44,007 --> 00:39:46,591 -Live a little. -[laughter] 799 00:39:46,591 --> 00:39:47,841 I want a keytar. 800 00:39:47,841 --> 00:39:49,675 -What? -[Bets] You do? 801 00:39:49,675 --> 00:39:51,133 I didn't know that. 802 00:39:51,133 --> 00:39:53,508 I guess I always wanted a peacock. 803 00:39:53,508 --> 00:39:55,049 [chuckles] 804 00:39:55,049 --> 00:39:56,716 Ernie? 805 00:39:56,716 --> 00:39:58,633 Well, let me think. 806 00:39:58,633 --> 00:40:01,174 Uh... 807 00:40:01,174 --> 00:40:05,133 I guess I want a keytar 808 00:40:05,133 --> 00:40:06,882 and... 809 00:40:06,882 --> 00:40:10,258 a peacock for my darlings. 810 00:40:10,258 --> 00:40:11,882 -Oh, gosh, you're bad at this. -[others chuckling] 811 00:40:11,882 --> 00:40:13,508 I want a new wardrobe. 812 00:40:13,508 --> 00:40:15,591 I'm tired of the same three outfits. 813 00:40:15,591 --> 00:40:18,133 -I want a Game Boy. -[Bets] A Game Boy? 814 00:40:18,133 --> 00:40:21,133 Well, if you're getting a Game Boy, 815 00:40:21,133 --> 00:40:23,716 then I say I want something different, 816 00:40:23,716 --> 00:40:25,799 like, um, like maybe you and me 817 00:40:25,799 --> 00:40:28,550 take some dance lessons or something fun like that. 818 00:40:28,550 --> 00:40:30,425 -[Ernie] Ooh. -Together. 819 00:40:30,425 --> 00:40:31,550 Wouldn't that be great? 820 00:40:33,757 --> 00:40:34,799 [Krystal] Ernie? 821 00:40:36,633 --> 00:40:40,966 You know, I have everything a man could need to be happy. 822 00:40:40,966 --> 00:40:44,091 Mm, so sweet it makes my teeth hurt. 823 00:40:44,091 --> 00:40:48,675 -[Bets chuckles] -You stop it. 824 00:40:48,675 --> 00:40:50,091 I want a makeover. 825 00:40:50,091 --> 00:40:52,216 -[Ernie] Hmm. -[Bets] Oh, you deserve one. 826 00:40:52,216 --> 00:40:53,633 You do. 827 00:40:53,633 --> 00:40:55,966 Yeah, well. [chuckles] 828 00:40:59,882 --> 00:41:02,425 Ernie, you still got that Garbeau System tape 829 00:41:02,425 --> 00:41:03,716 Travis gave you? 830 00:41:03,716 --> 00:41:05,550 I think I have it in my car. 831 00:41:05,550 --> 00:41:07,675 -I haven't listened to it yet. -Oh, that's fine. 832 00:41:07,675 --> 00:41:09,591 I was wondering if I could have it back. 833 00:41:09,591 --> 00:41:12,882 I've been listening to them, and it's really been helping me 834 00:41:12,882 --> 00:41:14,174 deal with all this stuff. 835 00:41:14,174 --> 00:41:15,966 Oh, good. Yeah, I can get it to you. 836 00:41:15,966 --> 00:41:17,924 You know, hold on to it. 837 00:41:17,924 --> 00:41:19,757 I'll grab it from you at work. 838 00:41:19,757 --> 00:41:21,133 Okay. 839 00:41:21,133 --> 00:41:24,924 ♪ Emmylou Harris' "Till I Gain Control Again" ♪ 840 00:41:29,799 --> 00:41:32,341 ♪ Just like the sun ♪ 841 00:41:32,341 --> 00:41:37,258 -♪ Over the mountaintops ♪ -[Destinee fussing] 842 00:41:39,425 --> 00:41:42,591 ♪ You know I'll always ♪ 843 00:41:42,591 --> 00:41:44,841 ♪ Come again... ♪ 844 00:41:47,425 --> 00:41:49,091 All yours, Neenee. 845 00:41:49,091 --> 00:41:51,924 ♪ You know I love to spend ♪ 846 00:41:51,924 --> 00:41:54,299 ♪ My morning ♪ 847 00:41:54,299 --> 00:41:57,133 ♪ Times ♪ 848 00:41:57,133 --> 00:42:01,091 ♪ Like sunlight dancing ♪ 849 00:42:01,091 --> 00:42:02,799 ♪ On your skin... ♪ 850 00:42:02,799 --> 00:42:04,299 -[coos] -[Krystal gasps] 851 00:42:04,299 --> 00:42:07,466 Let's get Mommy paid. 852 00:42:07,466 --> 00:42:10,174 -♪ I've never gone so wrong ♪ -Come on. 853 00:42:10,174 --> 00:42:13,508 ♪ As telling lies ♪ 854 00:42:13,508 --> 00:42:15,091 ♪ To you ♪ 855 00:42:17,633 --> 00:42:19,508 ♪ What you've seen ♪ 856 00:42:19,508 --> 00:42:21,341 -♪ Is what I've been... ♪ -[line ringing] 857 00:42:21,341 --> 00:42:22,799 [Cody on machine] You've got Bonar. 858 00:42:22,799 --> 00:42:24,966 [beep] 859 00:42:24,966 --> 00:42:27,341 You know that advance we talked about? 860 00:42:27,341 --> 00:42:29,049 I'll have Ernie signed up in a week, 861 00:42:29,049 --> 00:42:33,174 but I need that money. Now. 862 00:42:37,882 --> 00:42:39,341 Good night, boss. 863 00:42:48,508 --> 00:42:49,508 Hey, Dad. 864 00:42:49,508 --> 00:42:52,174 Yes, sir? 865 00:42:52,174 --> 00:42:54,508 I don't need a Game Boy. 866 00:43:04,174 --> 00:43:06,757 ♪ gentle, mysterious music ♪ 867 00:43:06,757 --> 00:43:08,508 ♪♪♪ 868 00:43:21,550 --> 00:43:24,383 More gloomy-zoomies? 869 00:43:28,007 --> 00:43:30,716 [quietly] Okay. 870 00:43:30,716 --> 00:43:33,550 Just rinse off after. 871 00:43:34,591 --> 00:43:36,383 I love you. 872 00:43:38,383 --> 00:43:40,383 Love you, too. 873 00:43:43,216 --> 00:43:44,550 [phone line ringing] 874 00:43:44,550 --> 00:43:46,716 Yeah, give me the game warden. 875 00:43:46,716 --> 00:43:49,299 Thanks, Gayle. 876 00:43:49,299 --> 00:43:50,882 Pete Heckley. [chuckles] 877 00:43:50,882 --> 00:43:53,049 How you doing? 878 00:43:53,049 --> 00:43:55,466 Hey, listen, uh, I got a question for you. 879 00:43:55,466 --> 00:44:00,091 Hey, what's the, uh, fine for gator poaching? 880 00:44:00,091 --> 00:44:02,591 Really? Ten thou? 881 00:44:02,591 --> 00:44:05,383 Uh, is that per gator? 882 00:44:05,383 --> 00:44:09,383 My, my, my, that's steep. 883 00:44:09,383 --> 00:44:12,383 Well, uh, I got a tip for you. 884 00:44:12,383 --> 00:44:15,091 Well, there's a woman who's got some gators... 885 00:44:15,091 --> 00:44:16,591 [Obie] There is no business 886 00:44:16,591 --> 00:44:18,383 like FAM distribution. 887 00:44:18,383 --> 00:44:20,258 None on Earth. 888 00:44:20,258 --> 00:44:22,716 You can spend money on fancy schools, 889 00:44:22,716 --> 00:44:24,633 but it's not gonna make your kids any smarter 890 00:44:24,633 --> 00:44:28,550 unless you teach them the value of a true education. 891 00:44:28,550 --> 00:44:31,550 A Founders education. 892 00:44:31,550 --> 00:44:33,466 You can leech off of somebody else's work. 893 00:44:33,466 --> 00:44:34,591 In the end... 894 00:44:34,591 --> 00:44:36,133 [on tape] ...you'll just be jealous 895 00:44:36,133 --> 00:44:38,633 of an independent entrepreneur. 896 00:44:38,633 --> 00:44:41,633 Independence is freedom. 897 00:44:41,633 --> 00:44:43,633 That is why you are here. 898 00:44:43,633 --> 00:44:45,466 You're sick and tired... 899 00:44:57,633 --> 00:44:59,633 ["Everything's Alright" by Yvonne Elliman playing] 900 00:45:06,924 --> 00:45:11,924 ♪ Try not to get worried, try not to turn on to ♪ 901 00:45:11,924 --> 00:45:14,799 ♪ Problems that upset you, oh ♪ 902 00:45:14,799 --> 00:45:16,591 ♪ Don't you know ♪ 903 00:45:16,591 --> 00:45:18,799 ♪ Everything's all right, yes ♪ 904 00:45:18,799 --> 00:45:20,633 ♪ Everything's fine ♪ 905 00:45:20,633 --> 00:45:24,550 ♪ And we want you to sleep well tonight ♪ 906 00:45:24,550 --> 00:45:28,591 ♪ Let the world turn without you tonight ♪ 907 00:45:28,591 --> 00:45:32,007 ♪ If we try, we'll get by ♪ 908 00:45:32,007 --> 00:45:34,508 ♪ So forget all about us ♪ 909 00:45:34,508 --> 00:45:36,550 -♪ Tonight ♪ -♪ Everything's all right ♪ 910 00:45:36,550 --> 00:45:39,174 ♪ Yes, everything's all right, yes ♪ 911 00:45:39,174 --> 00:45:41,550 ♪ Sleep and I shall soothe you ♪ 912 00:45:41,550 --> 00:45:43,633 -♪ Calm you and anoint you ♪ -[exhales sharply] 913 00:45:43,633 --> 00:45:46,966 ♪ Myrrh for your hot forehead ♪ 914 00:45:46,966 --> 00:45:50,508 ♪ Then you'll feel everything's all right, yes ♪ 915 00:45:50,508 --> 00:45:52,675 ♪ Everything's fine ♪ 916 00:45:52,675 --> 00:45:56,508 ♪ And it's cool and the ointment's sweet ♪ 917 00:45:56,508 --> 00:46:01,049 ♪ For the fire in your head and feet ♪ 918 00:46:01,049 --> 00:46:03,675 ♪ Close your eyes, close your eyes ♪ 919 00:46:03,675 --> 00:46:06,466 ♪ And relax, think of nothing tonight ♪ 920 00:46:06,466 --> 00:46:08,383 ♪ Everything's all right, yes ♪ 921 00:46:08,383 --> 00:46:10,174 ♪ Everything's all right ♪ 922 00:46:10,174 --> 00:46:12,633 ♪ Hey, woman, your fine ointment ♪ 923 00:46:12,633 --> 00:46:14,882 ♪ Brand-new and expensive ♪ 924 00:46:14,882 --> 00:46:19,216 ♪ Should have been saved for the poor ♪ 925 00:46:19,216 --> 00:46:22,091 ♪ Why has it been wasted? ♪ 926 00:46:22,091 --> 00:46:24,258 ♪ We could have raised maybe ♪ 927 00:46:24,258 --> 00:46:28,383 ♪ 300 silver pieces or more ♪ 928 00:46:28,383 --> 00:46:32,633 ♪ People who are hungry, people who are starving ♪ 929 00:46:32,633 --> 00:46:37,174 ♪ They matter more than your ♪ 930 00:46:37,174 --> 00:46:38,383 ♪ Feet and ♪ 931 00:46:38,383 --> 00:46:43,508 ♪ Hair ♪ 932 00:46:43,508 --> 00:46:48,091 ♪ Try not to get worried, try not to turn on to ♪ 933 00:46:48,091 --> 00:46:50,924 ♪ Problems that upset you ♪ 934 00:46:50,924 --> 00:46:52,757 -♪ Don't you know ♪ -[whimpering] 935 00:46:52,757 --> 00:46:56,966 ♪ Everything's all right, yes, everything's all right, yes ♪ 936 00:46:56,966 --> 00:47:01,299 -♪ Surely you're not saying we have the resources ♪ -[groans] 937 00:47:01,299 --> 00:47:05,091 ♪ To save the poor from their lot ♪ 938 00:47:05,091 --> 00:47:08,425 ♪ There will be poor always ♪ 939 00:47:08,425 --> 00:47:09,841 ♪ Pathetically struggling ♪ 940 00:47:09,841 --> 00:47:13,383 ♪ Look at the good things you've got ♪ 941 00:47:13,383 --> 00:47:14,425 [sighs] 942 00:47:14,425 --> 00:47:16,633 ♪ Think while you still have me ♪ 943 00:47:16,633 --> 00:47:19,299 ♪ Move while you still see me ♪ 944 00:47:19,299 --> 00:47:21,591 ♪ You'll be lost ♪ 945 00:47:21,591 --> 00:47:24,633 ♪ And you'll be sorry ♪ 946 00:47:24,633 --> 00:47:29,258 ♪ When I'm gone ♪ 947 00:47:29,258 --> 00:47:31,591 -♪ Sleep and I shall soothe you ♪ -[yells] 948 00:47:31,591 --> 00:47:34,425 [distant] ♪ Calm you and anoint you ♪ 949 00:47:34,425 --> 00:47:35,799 ♪ Myrrh for your hot ♪ 950 00:47:35,799 --> 00:47:37,091 [louder] ♪ Forehead ♪ 951 00:47:37,091 --> 00:47:40,966 ♪ Then you'll feel everything's all right, yes ♪ 952 00:47:40,966 --> 00:47:42,882 -♪ Everything's fine ♪ -[sobbing] 953 00:47:42,882 --> 00:47:46,716 ♪ And it's cool and the ointment's sweet ♪ 954 00:47:46,716 --> 00:47:48,633 -[shouting] -♪ For the fire in your head ♪ 955 00:47:48,633 --> 00:47:51,550 ♪ And feet ♪ 956 00:47:51,550 --> 00:47:54,633 ♪ Close your eyes, close your eyes and relax ♪ 957 00:47:54,633 --> 00:47:58,633 ♪ Think of nothing tonight ♪ 958 00:48:00,049 --> 00:48:03,299 ♪ Close your eyes, close your eyes and relax ♪ 959 00:48:03,299 --> 00:48:05,841 -♪ Everything's all right, yes ♪ -♪ Close your eyes ♪ 960 00:48:05,841 --> 00:48:09,049 -♪ Close your eyes and relax ♪ -♪ Everything's all right, yes ♪ 961 00:48:09,049 --> 00:48:13,174 ♪ Close your eyes, close your eyes and relax ♪ 962 00:48:13,174 --> 00:48:17,757 ♪ Close your eyes, close your eyes and relax ♪ 963 00:48:17,757 --> 00:48:19,425 ♪ Close your eyes, close your eyes ♪ 964 00:48:19,425 --> 00:48:21,757 -[knocking on door] -♪ And relax ♪ 965 00:48:21,757 --> 00:48:24,174 ♪ Close your eyes, close your eyes ♪ 966 00:48:24,174 --> 00:48:25,841 [knocking on door] 967 00:48:27,924 --> 00:48:32,757 ♪♪ 68732

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