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♪ You're coming in dry and
leaving with your years ♪
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♪ That's what little moving
sound she never heard before ♪
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♪ And I didn't wanna leave my bed ♪
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♪ To come and sing above your bed ♪
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♪ There's no one left around
and ignores me anymore ♪
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♪ You're coming for another as
we promised to hang around ♪
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♪ And open our backstage
before our we nailed it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I didn't wanna leave my bed ♪
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♪ To come and sing above your bed but ♪
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♪ There's no one left around
and ignores me anymore ♪
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♪ Well she's come between us ♪
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♪ So calm down and meet him, my friend ♪
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♪ But she's come to free us ♪
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♪ So calm down and meet her ♪
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♪ My she's come between us ♪
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♪ So slow down and reason where I am ♪
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♪ My friend ♪
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- I can do this.
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- Hello, you handsome son of a bitch.
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Time for me to get what's mine.
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Wendy?
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- I'm in the kitchen.
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- Hey.
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- Hello.
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- Smells
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good.
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- Thanks.
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- Oh, uh, what do you want me to do with
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Will's will thingy here?
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- Oh,
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just leave it on the table,
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I'm gonna put it in my
bedroom until later.
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- Whatever.
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Where's that kid of yours?
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- Dana is at my parent's.
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- That
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is excellent news.
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- I'm going to ignore that.
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- Yes, I've noticed.
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No wine glasses?
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- There's no wine, so.
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- Who hosts a dinner party without wine?
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- Wayne, I can't afford it.
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- Then I guess I'm off to the liquor store
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to procure some wine
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with my fabulous Derek Jeter-like wealth.
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Even those poor bastards at
the last supper had wine.
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- Look, Wayne.
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- Yeah.
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- Can we please be civil tonight?
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- It was ridiculous while Will was alive,
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but now that he's dead,
let's just drop the charade,
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shall we?
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Yeah.
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- What an asshole!
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- Hello.
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- Hi.
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- It's just that boarding
school is so far away.
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- It'll be all right.
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We'll see each other on
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weekends.
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- Weekends?
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But it won't be the same.
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- No,
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it won't be.
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It'll never be like this again!
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Thank you for coming, Steve.
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- Of course.
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- Dinner should be ready soon,
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please make yourself comfortable.
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- Thanks.
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You all right?
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I'm fine, fine.
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- Mm.
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Would you get that, Steve?
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- Yeah, no problem, sure.
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Tom.
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- Hi Steve.
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- Come in!
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- Thanks.
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So, are you?
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- Wendy's in the kitchen, cooking,
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I just got here like
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a moment ago.
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Some decor.
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- I was just thinking the same thing.
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Does it bother you?
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- No, why would it?
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- Well, it's making me feel
a little uncomfortable.
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- I have a minor flower allergy,
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but nothing that debilitates
me to the point of...
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- I was talking more about
the pictures of Will.
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- No, why would it?
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- Well, there's
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an unusually large number
of pictures of Will.
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- No, I mean, I'm fine with it.
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Really.
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What's done is done.
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I didn't see you at the funeral.
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- I was out of town, man,
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I was able to make the wake, though.
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- Oh,
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your dad?
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- Yeah, I had to check him
into the hospital again.
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- Ka boom!
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- Lower your voice!
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- Relax.
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Geez, who died?
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Oh yeah.
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- Do you think it's a party?
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Well, you know,
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it's kind of a party,
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I mean, it's not a very
good party, but you know,
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it's a dinner party, so,
that's a kind of party.
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- It's not a party at all.
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- Hey, it's Dr. Tom.
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Dr. Tom.
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- Hello Dave.
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- Hey, you guys look, a,
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you guys are pretty
good, you're all pimping.
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Pimping!
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- And you look like you're
going down the shore.
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- It's Friday.
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Let me ask you a question,
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is there a large amount of
flowers here, like unusually,
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like, too many flowers?
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- Well the man is dead!
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- Lower your voice.
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- Her husband died, okay!
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She can put out a few flowers.
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- But it's like the
fucking Rose Bowl in here.
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- There does seem to be some
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compensation going on for something.
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Lower your voice!
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- Look, all I'm saying,
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I'm sitting here, I look the flowers,
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I look at the picture,
I look at more flowers,
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I see another photo, I see more flowers,
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I see another photo, I see
another photo, I see flowers!
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- Shut up!
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- It's unhealthy.
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It's not like there's a kinda
singul shrine to Will in here.
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He's a doctor.
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- It's more like a pharaoh's tomb,
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and it's not like these flowers
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are left over from the funeral,
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that was too long, they'd be dead by now.
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- Like Will.
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- Shut up, Dave!
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- You get offended every
time I say anything!
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You're like a mother hen.
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- What?
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- You know what you sound like?
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You sound like Mary's mother
from "It's A Wonderful Life".
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Steve, let me ask you a question,
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when was the last time you
made violent love to a woman?
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Was it Wendy?
- Stop right there, okay.
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Lower your voice, stop acting like a dick.
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- Steve.
- What the hell was...
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- Steve, Steve,
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this night is becoming a
little too much for you,
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I can see that.
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- You're actually becoming a little...
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- Yeah, that's fine.
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What I need you to do,
is sit down, relax, okay?
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I'll go in the kitchen,
check on the beer 'sitch.
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- I'll check the beer 'sitch.
- No, you sit down and relax,
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everything's gonna be fine.
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Maybe I'll touch a boob, I don't know.
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- Oh, fuck you.
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- Hey.
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Keeping secrets?
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- More like
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protecting my interests.
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- Whatever.
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You got any beer?
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- No.
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- Right, you don't drink beer,
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I forgot about your aversion to fun.
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- I have an aversion
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to irresponsibility, if
that's what you mean.
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- A couple of beers is not irresponsible.
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- It is if you need to
spend that money on food.
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- Beer was used as a source of nutrition
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during the Black Plague.
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- A problem modern sanitation
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seems up to the challenge of
handling, don't you think?
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- Yeah, I spend a lot of time
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thinking about the Black Plague.
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- You used to spend a lot of time
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thinking about a lot of things,
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maybe if just would have
applied yourself a little bit
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instead of dropping out of school,
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then we wouldn't be..
- I don't have any interest
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in discussing things
that happened between us
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like 10 years ago.
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Like, at all.
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- Right.
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- Well, there's no beer.
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- Wendy doesn't drink beer.
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- Yeah, right right.
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- Tom,
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hello.
- Hello.
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- Well, dinner is almost ready,
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you wanna follow me into the kitchen.
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- Well, this is great, Wendy.
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- And the presentation!
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- And what fabulous window treatment!
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Oh, and what a great centerpiece, amazing!
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Can we eat now?
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- We are waiting for Wayne.
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- Sure.
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- Did you get a cat?
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- No, I have no idea what that sound was.
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So, Tom, how's your practice going,
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is it tough being out there on your own?
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- Tough isn't the word,
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it's hard to get new patients and
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you can forget about word of mouth
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when your best customers are wackos.
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- Wackos?
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Is that a technical term, doctor?
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- Well,
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not really, but
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sometimes, I...
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Do you ever think that maybe
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you've gone into the wrong profession?
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Yes.
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- I shouldn't tell you guys this, but
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what the hell.
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I'll be sitting there
listening to a patient
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and they're going on about God knows what,
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dumb stuff, boring stuff,
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ridiculous stuff that's not real,
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and part of me wants to
grab them by the lapels
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and start screaming in their face!
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But, I know I can't do that.
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So instead, I just end up
shutting down, literally,
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and I fall asleep in
the middle of a session.
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- So you fell asleep once, big deal.
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- More like once a day.
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- Oh.
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- Minimum.
- Oh.
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- I'm only doing slightly
better than that.
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- If you're staying awake,
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you're doing a lot better than me.
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- I'm staying awake,
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but I can be talking, I'm in court,
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I don't even know what I'm saying.
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I'll be talking and all of
the sudden I find myself
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spouting gibberish.
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Murder,
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and we've all made that mistake,
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accidents happen.
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We've all done it, I know I've done it,
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you've done it, you've done it,
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I'm sure your honor has done it.
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- Counselor.
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- We all make mistakes.
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It's a very easy mistake to make.
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It's very easy to scratch
the paint on your car,
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you know, 'cause you have your key out,
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and on the key is the
button to unlock the door!
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- Counselor.
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- Same button, same key.
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- Counselor!
- Which brings me
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to my client's state of mind
on February the 5th, 2011.
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Gibberish, it's embarrassing.
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Hello?
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- We're in the back.
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- Yo,
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I brought wine.
273
00:15:06,794 --> 00:15:09,453
- One bottle for five people, thank you.
274
00:15:11,594 --> 00:15:12,644
And it's a twist off.
275
00:15:20,770 --> 00:15:23,896
- So, why do you drink wine, Wayne?
276
00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:27,382
- I only drink cheap Italian wine.
277
00:15:29,820 --> 00:15:31,246
You mean instead of beer?
278
00:15:31,270 --> 00:15:34,176
- Well, stereotypically speaking,
279
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,566
a lot of sports fans like yourself
280
00:15:37,590 --> 00:15:40,076
tend to drink more beer than wine.
281
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:42,376
- More alcohol per volume, son!
282
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:46,166
Besides, beer is quire
and liquor is thicker,
283
00:15:46,190 --> 00:15:49,113
but wine is fine, or something like that.
284
00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:57,143
So, what were you guys talking about?
285
00:15:58,090 --> 00:15:59,466
- Work,
286
00:15:59,490 --> 00:16:02,666
Tom's practice, Steve's practice.
287
00:16:02,690 --> 00:16:04,776
- Oh doc, I have a question for you,
288
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,246
does anyone come in
with like weird dreams?
289
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,436
'Cause I've been having the same one
290
00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:11,466
over and over.
291
00:16:11,490 --> 00:16:12,427
- What about?
292
00:16:12,451 --> 00:16:14,126
- You know that scene in "Fight Club"
293
00:16:14,150 --> 00:16:16,456
where Brad Pitt and Ed Norton realize
294
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:17,956
that they're the same person?
295
00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:19,656
- Thanks a lot!
296
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,346
- Oh, my God, that was like
15 years ago, seriously?
297
00:16:22,370 --> 00:16:26,306
Anyway, so, I'm Ed Norton
in the dream, right.
298
00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:27,277
- Yeah.
299
00:16:27,301 --> 00:16:28,496
- Well, there's more.
300
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,646
Instead of my second personality
301
00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:34,046
being a soap making, underground boxing,
302
00:16:34,070 --> 00:16:36,226
terrorist cell leader, okay?
303
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:37,346
- Okay.
304
00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:40,296
- He's on his way to
becoming a Catholic deacon.
305
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,756
Really, what?
306
00:16:41,780 --> 00:16:43,386
- Yeah, a Catholic deacon.
307
00:16:43,410 --> 00:16:44,410
- Well,
308
00:16:45,190 --> 00:16:47,086
you are catholic.
309
00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:48,456
- I'm agnostic.
310
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:51,356
- Right, well, so, instead of
311
00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:54,056
like being chiseled Brad Pitt, you're
312
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,906
just really, really into catholicism?
313
00:16:55,930 --> 00:16:56,930
Exactly.
314
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,006
- But he is.
315
00:16:59,030 --> 00:17:01,896
- Like, I confess how you wanna confess,
316
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:05,023
I worship how you wanna
worship, it's fucking weird.
317
00:17:05,910 --> 00:17:07,186
- I think
318
00:17:07,210 --> 00:17:08,713
you're going to be okay.
319
00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:10,580
- Thanks doc.
320
00:17:12,570 --> 00:17:14,063
- And what about you, Steve,
321
00:17:14,087 --> 00:17:16,346
how are things at your practice?
322
00:17:16,370 --> 00:17:17,886
- It's,
323
00:17:17,910 --> 00:17:20,076
it's funny what he said,
it's actually a lot like
324
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:22,266
Tom was saying, it's really, really hard
325
00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:23,576
to get the word out.
326
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:27,496
A lot of my clients
have to go pro bono, so,
327
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:30,296
you know, people that are
getting picked on by the system.
328
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,362
- Like Santa Claus.
329
00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:33,196
What?
330
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,936
- How've you not seen
"Miracle On 34th Street"?
331
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,926
- For one, I'm Jewish.
332
00:17:37,950 --> 00:17:39,306
- That's no excuse.
333
00:17:39,330 --> 00:17:41,216
- Not an excuse, it's a reason.
334
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,596
- Are you representing
Kris Kringle or not?
335
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:46,473
- That is the sort of
case we would do, yes,
336
00:17:47,490 --> 00:17:50,166
hypothetically, doesn't pay well though.
337
00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:51,616
- So,
338
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:55,103
couldn't you do some
kind of advertising then?
339
00:17:55,127 --> 00:17:58,276
To bring in a more prosperous client?
340
00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,506
- Well, advertising, yeah.
341
00:18:00,530 --> 00:18:01,683
Well, the thing is the
342
00:18:02,570 --> 00:18:06,516
my mortgage and the insurance
343
00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:09,510
and the insurance for
the business itself and
344
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:11,897
I don't have the money,
345
00:18:11,921 --> 00:18:15,086
to budget in for
advertising and investment.
346
00:18:15,110 --> 00:18:17,116
- Well, you know, Will always said that
347
00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:18,876
you are a very good lawyer,
348
00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:23,286
so I'm sure this will all work itself out.
349
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,310
- Well, thanks.
350
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,600
- So.
351
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
- So.
352
00:18:34,090 --> 00:18:35,090
- The store.
353
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:40,483
- Yes Dave, how are things
down at the toy store?
354
00:18:43,340 --> 00:18:48,340
- The Spider's Web is not a toy store!
355
00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:51,306
- But it's like you sell toys, right?
356
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:55,056
- We sell comic books, graphic novels,
357
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:58,446
various collectables and busts.
358
00:18:58,470 --> 00:18:59,470
- Bust?
359
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:03,976
- No, not busts, like busts.
360
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,023
Although, that would be
awesome though, right?
361
00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:09,376
Right?
362
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,953
Completely different kind of store, right?
363
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:18,976
- How is the collectables
business this days?
364
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,646
- Pretty much sucks.
365
00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:23,616
You know, the collectables
and the busts do okay.
366
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,116
- Busts.
367
00:19:25,140 --> 00:19:26,606
- But weekly comic books sales,
368
00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:29,526
just don't drive foot
traffic anymore, you know,
369
00:19:29,550 --> 00:19:33,006
we're lucky to get people
in a few times a year.
370
00:19:33,030 --> 00:19:33,840
- How could that be?
371
00:19:33,864 --> 00:19:37,406
I see like 10 comic book
movies last year alone.
372
00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:38,278
- Yeah, well you know,
373
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:40,736
there's no much trickle down actually.
374
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:41,896
Things be the way they are,
375
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:46,226
we're lucky if we make it
through the rest of the year.
376
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:48,663
- Oh, jeez, I'm sorry to hear that, man.
377
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,286
- I'm sorry, Dave.
378
00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:55,776
- Yeah, I'm sorry, Dave, jeez!
379
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:59,206
- Yeah, well, you know,
things could be worse.
380
00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:00,253
Could be dead.
381
00:20:02,210 --> 00:20:03,020
Right?
382
00:20:03,044 --> 00:20:04,173
- Right.
383
00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:06,443
- To life.
384
00:20:07,550 --> 00:20:08,895
Right?
- To life.
385
00:20:08,919 --> 00:20:10,636
To life.
386
00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:11,876
One of those.
387
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:13,956
give me that, put it, click it,
388
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:17,726
put it on there, if you catch that, yeah.
389
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:18,864
Don't be quiet.
390
00:20:31,390 --> 00:20:33,906
- So, well, what about you, Wendy,
391
00:20:33,930 --> 00:20:35,533
are you cooking anywhere now?
392
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:39,993
- I'm in between jobs right now,
393
00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:44,396
the vegan chef market is
bigger than it used to be
394
00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:46,343
but it's still,
395
00:20:47,850 --> 00:20:49,926
pretty fucking small!
396
00:20:49,950 --> 00:20:52,336
- Would it kill you to grill up a steak?
397
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,913
- It would kill the cow!
398
00:20:59,670 --> 00:21:01,436
Are you still a
399
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:05,196
bigger movie aficionado
as you used to be, Dave?
400
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:08,216
- I try to watch a movie
that I've never seen
401
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:09,636
every single night.
402
00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:11,226
- What an ambitious goal.
403
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:13,393
- Oh yeah, it's the test.
404
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:15,727
- I'm sorry?
405
00:21:15,751 --> 00:21:17,506
- Yeah, I'm just saying
watching movies is great,
406
00:21:17,530 --> 00:21:19,476
now can read this will
thing, or what's the story?
407
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,176
- Seriously.
408
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,656
- It's in my,
409
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,446
it's in my bedroom, I'll get it,
410
00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:26,049
I'll get it after dinner.
411
00:21:26,073 --> 00:21:27,073
- All right.
412
00:21:33,670 --> 00:21:34,820
- I'm sorry, it's just,
413
00:21:36,055 --> 00:21:37,946
I hear what I have to confront,
414
00:21:37,970 --> 00:21:39,946
it's so head on, you know?
415
00:21:39,970 --> 00:21:42,599
- There are photos of him everywhere.
416
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:47,936
For real, it's like Will's
portrait studio up in this peace.
417
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:48,960
- It's just
418
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,223
so hard.
419
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,246
- Yeah, you know, it's
probably harder than Will
420
00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:56,134
being dead and all.
421
00:21:56,158 --> 00:21:57,896
- Oh, for God's sakes!
422
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,946
- I'm just saying, that
Will is the one who is dead
423
00:22:00,970 --> 00:22:03,679
and if you wanna feel bad for
somebody, feel bad for Will.
424
00:22:03,703 --> 00:22:06,876
- It's not as if nothing happened to me.
425
00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:08,616
- You got the house!
426
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,226
- That I have no way of paying for.
427
00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:13,786
- Yet your budget has
an individual lying item
428
00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:17,816
for enough flowers to make
poison Ivy herself flash.
429
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:18,976
- What?
430
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,476
- He's doing a Batman reference.
431
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:22,356
- Pamela Isley, it's Batman doing this.
432
00:22:22,380 --> 00:22:23,782
- Oh,
433
00:22:23,806 --> 00:22:26,206
well, flowers are fake.
434
00:22:26,230 --> 00:22:27,207
- You're fake!
- All right,
435
00:22:27,231 --> 00:22:28,556
that's enough.
436
00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:29,389
- Enough of what?
437
00:22:29,413 --> 00:22:30,223
- Dude!
438
00:22:30,247 --> 00:22:32,066
- I'm just saying we all have problems
439
00:22:32,090 --> 00:22:33,676
and I don't think anybody here
440
00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:36,436
is particularly happy with their situation
441
00:22:36,460 --> 00:22:38,466
and I'm not gonna sit here, okay,
442
00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:40,326
and pretend the their marriage
443
00:22:40,350 --> 00:22:42,716
was anything more than a charade.
444
00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:45,876
- You need to stop now!
445
00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:47,486
- Oh, get a grip!
446
00:22:47,510 --> 00:22:49,136
And by the way,
447
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:52,056
you need to learn how to
work the privacy settings
448
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,156
on your social media a little better.
449
00:22:55,180 --> 00:22:59,156
- I went out on one date with that moron
450
00:22:59,180 --> 00:23:00,836
while Will and I were separated
451
00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:04,376
and he photoshopped my
face onto that picture.
452
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,726
- So you're saying
453
00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:08,716
the princess Leia "Return
To The Jedi" costume
454
00:23:08,740 --> 00:23:11,116
is not tucked away in your attic?
455
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:13,590
Because that's the saddest
thing I've ever heard.
456
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,266
- I'm happy with my situation.
457
00:23:17,290 --> 00:23:18,596
- Excuse me for a second,
458
00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:19,430
what's that?
459
00:23:19,454 --> 00:23:21,496
- A second ago you were
saying nobody at the table
460
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:25,026
was happy with their
situation in life, I'm good.
461
00:23:25,050 --> 00:23:28,016
- You have no idea what
you're talking about,
462
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,476
Will made it this way with his
463
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:34,556
high stakes, short selling, whatever.
464
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,086
- Is that why he killed himself?
465
00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:36,920
- Dude!
466
00:23:36,944 --> 00:23:39,826
- He did not kill himself.
467
00:23:39,850 --> 00:23:41,676
- Oh, but it was you then?
- Okay,
468
00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:42,856
this is a good opportunity
469
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,512
for everyone to take a deep breath.
470
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:48,916
Good.
471
00:23:48,940 --> 00:23:51,423
Have a sip of wine.
472
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,496
Take another deep breath.
473
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,656
- This is not over.
474
00:23:59,727 --> 00:24:02,936
- And we can focus our energy
475
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:07,296
in a more positive direction.
476
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:11,186
- Yeah, but why don't
we go around the table
477
00:24:11,210 --> 00:24:12,177
and
478
00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:14,983
share some things about Will,
479
00:24:15,007 --> 00:24:16,636
'cause that's why we're here.
480
00:24:16,660 --> 00:24:18,906
- We're certainly here because of Will.
481
00:24:18,930 --> 00:24:20,006
- Exactly.
482
00:24:20,030 --> 00:24:22,226
So, I'll start, I'll start.
483
00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:25,046
Will was very,
484
00:24:25,070 --> 00:24:27,773
Will was, Will was very clean!
485
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:29,530
He was clean.
486
00:24:29,554 --> 00:24:32,976
- That was a well trimmed beard.
487
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,936
- Sort of made it look
like Frasier, you know.
488
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:38,866
- Yes, yes I can see that, yeah.
489
00:24:38,890 --> 00:24:41,183
- I remember he borrowed
large sums of money from me
490
00:24:41,207 --> 00:24:43,276
and was never able to pay me back.
491
00:24:43,300 --> 00:24:44,456
- Yeah,
492
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:45,630
that.
- Cheers.
493
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,126
- I had such a good time
494
00:24:51,150 --> 00:24:53,109
watching the World Series with Will.
495
00:24:57,340 --> 00:24:59,490
Wendy put out an amazing
spread that month.
496
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:04,396
He was so happy, he really enjoyed that.
497
00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:06,396
That's why I'll always remember him,
498
00:25:06,420 --> 00:25:08,573
embracing euphoria.
499
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:12,268
- I'll remember he was
pissed drunk that night.
500
00:25:12,292 --> 00:25:14,586
Oh, Will.
501
00:25:14,610 --> 00:25:16,053
- Oh, please.
502
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:19,846
- Did anybody see the game
503
00:25:19,870 --> 00:25:20,996
last night?
504
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,386
- No.
505
00:25:22,410 --> 00:25:25,227
I was helping Dana with
her book report.
506
00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:27,676
- Awful pitching.
507
00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:29,323
- Yeah, it was terrible.
508
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,826
- If we learned anything from 2004,
509
00:25:32,850 --> 00:25:35,683
it's that you can plug in
your way to World Series.
510
00:25:36,650 --> 00:25:38,693
- Started pitching with championships.
511
00:25:40,010 --> 00:25:42,886
- So, what's the book report on?
512
00:25:42,910 --> 00:25:44,666
- Thank you, Jackie Robinson.
513
00:25:44,690 --> 00:25:46,796
- Oh, that's good, that's good.
514
00:25:46,820 --> 00:25:48,806
- Good coincidence, we're
just talking about baseball
515
00:25:48,830 --> 00:25:50,543
and then a baseball player.
516
00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:53,603
- A parkway too.
517
00:25:54,630 --> 00:25:56,226
- Yeah.
518
00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:59,211
- Well, I got a long drive ahead of me,
519
00:25:59,235 --> 00:26:00,235
the dinner was
520
00:26:01,050 --> 00:26:02,050
something,
521
00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:03,538
but he's out.
522
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,276
- What, you're leaving?
523
00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:06,110
- Yep.
524
00:26:06,134 --> 00:26:07,216
- What about the addendum?
525
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,050
- Codicil.
526
00:26:08,074 --> 00:26:09,396
- Is a what now?
527
00:26:09,420 --> 00:26:11,146
- Codicil, your add or evoke changes
528
00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:12,673
to an already existing will.
529
00:26:14,110 --> 00:26:15,106
- Never mind.
530
00:26:15,130 --> 00:26:16,466
- This,
531
00:26:16,490 --> 00:26:17,736
it's about all I can stand,
532
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,156
besides, Will already left me
533
00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:21,766
his share of our parents
bungalow in Cape May,
534
00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:24,336
I'm gonna go out there and
I'm gonna sell that house,
535
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:25,207
then I'm gonna have the bank
536
00:26:25,231 --> 00:26:27,176
convert that money into dollar bills,
537
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,386
and I'm gonna roll around
in it for a little while,
538
00:26:29,410 --> 00:26:31,266
maybe build a little fort out of it,
539
00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:34,156
then I'm gonna go find young
bitches, with loose morals,
540
00:26:34,180 --> 00:26:37,736
who likes small unmarked bills.
541
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,276
- What about Wendy?
542
00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:40,516
- That's gross.
543
00:26:40,540 --> 00:26:42,146
- She is distraught.
544
00:26:42,170 --> 00:26:43,696
- She's always distraught.
545
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:46,536
She cries if they mess up
her order at Taco Bell,
546
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,936
and she's my sister in law,
547
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,786
and you know her, all right, Steve,
548
00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:52,206
so you got this, right?
549
00:26:52,230 --> 00:26:55,417
I trust you, Will trusted you, Wendy...
550
00:26:55,441 --> 00:26:57,076
No.
551
00:26:57,100 --> 00:26:58,446
- Wendy's sitting right over there,
552
00:26:58,470 --> 00:27:00,836
I'm sure she can handle all this bullshit,
553
00:27:00,860 --> 00:27:03,933
but as for me, goodnight,
goodbye and good luck.
554
00:27:08,195 --> 00:27:09,195
- What the hell!
555
00:27:21,385 --> 00:27:23,273
- Excuse me for a moment, please.
556
00:27:31,130 --> 00:27:32,836
- Would you stop antagonizing her?
557
00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:33,946
- I'm just keeping it real.
558
00:27:33,970 --> 00:27:34,780
- What?
559
00:27:34,804 --> 00:27:37,326
- I said, I'm keeping it real.
560
00:27:37,350 --> 00:27:39,506
- It is important to be yourself
561
00:27:39,530 --> 00:27:41,586
and not keep things bottled up.
562
00:27:41,610 --> 00:27:43,946
- Yes, but can we ride
the line a bit closer
563
00:27:43,970 --> 00:27:48,136
to a polite etiquette for
the grieving widow, and
564
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:51,986
further from a stand up
comic parading a heckler.
565
00:27:52,010 --> 00:27:56,053
- Conflict can help us
confront unresolved issues
566
00:27:56,077 --> 00:27:58,556
in relationships.
567
00:27:58,580 --> 00:28:01,023
- Grieving widow, my ass!
568
00:28:02,270 --> 00:28:03,709
- Stop being an asshole.
569
00:28:03,733 --> 00:28:05,416
- Will you stop being
a whiny little bitch!
570
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,786
- Name calling isn't productive.
571
00:28:07,810 --> 00:28:09,510
Lower your voice!
572
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:14,433
- Sorry about that.
573
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,226
- No problem just, we were,
- No problem.
574
00:28:17,250 --> 00:28:18,250
- Just chatting.
575
00:28:19,970 --> 00:28:22,303
- Does anyone care for fruit or dessert?
576
00:28:22,327 --> 00:28:23,505
- Oh.
577
00:28:39,726 --> 00:28:40,796
- You can't recycle that.
578
00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:42,106
- Why not?
579
00:28:42,130 --> 00:28:44,236
- Because the number's too high.
580
00:28:44,260 --> 00:28:45,970
- What does that mean?
581
00:28:45,994 --> 00:28:48,166
- There's a little number
inside the triangle,
582
00:28:48,190 --> 00:28:50,280
and in this case it's a five.
583
00:28:50,304 --> 00:28:53,656
take five, so
it has to go in the trash.
584
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:54,906
- That's bullshit.
585
00:28:54,930 --> 00:28:57,176
- That's the rule.
586
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,596
- Did you make the dessert
587
00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:08,076
with the fermented grapes in
the watermelon that I like?
588
00:29:08,100 --> 00:29:09,100
- No.
589
00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:13,113
- So Dave, what happened here?
590
00:29:15,390 --> 00:29:16,277
- Life son!
591
00:29:16,301 --> 00:29:17,983
It's a hard world out there.
592
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,926
- Well, I meant the cane.
593
00:29:20,950 --> 00:29:22,856
- Oh, I got shot in the foot.
594
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,456
What?
595
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,546
- I got shot in the foot.
596
00:29:26,570 --> 00:29:28,656
- How the hell did that happen?
597
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:29,796
- Hey, you know, there was a
598
00:29:29,820 --> 00:29:32,306
robbery at the grocery
store and I was there.
599
00:29:32,330 --> 00:29:34,796
- Holy shit, that was you.
600
00:29:34,820 --> 00:29:38,198
- Yeah, you know, I'm a
pretty much a superstar hero.
601
00:29:38,222 --> 00:29:42,056
It hurt, you know, but
whatever, I gotta lick in.
602
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,116
So, I'm standing in the grocery store,
603
00:29:44,140 --> 00:29:45,676
minding my own business,
604
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:49,526
and pondering the world of
pickled cucumber delights,
605
00:29:49,550 --> 00:29:52,589
when all of a sudden, a
masked maniac bursts in
606
00:29:52,613 --> 00:29:53,886
yelling and screaming
607
00:29:53,910 --> 00:29:57,516
as he brandishes his phallic
weapon at the innocent.
608
00:29:57,540 --> 00:30:00,286
Women and children shuttered in terror,
609
00:30:00,310 --> 00:30:03,466
while the men found themselves
covered in their own urine,
610
00:30:03,490 --> 00:30:05,566
collecting in perfect circles
611
00:30:05,590 --> 00:30:08,416
between their unweathered boat shoes.
612
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:12,356
An elderly man powered by a
sudden surge of adrenaline
613
00:30:12,380 --> 00:30:15,176
was spry and seemed ready to intervene,
614
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:19,326
but instead, dove for cover
behind a yellow mustard display.
615
00:30:19,350 --> 00:30:23,116
Greatest Generation my ass.
616
00:30:23,140 --> 00:30:27,206
Meanwhile, the nefarious villain
was all, "Hands in the air"
617
00:30:27,230 --> 00:30:30,506
as he came directly into
my fields of attack.
618
00:30:30,530 --> 00:30:34,796
A vile view of a fallen man,
it was as terrible as the dawn
619
00:30:34,820 --> 00:30:36,886
treacherous as the seas.
620
00:30:36,910 --> 00:30:40,446
He stood at the head of the
aisle with his back to me,
621
00:30:40,470 --> 00:30:44,266
and I took up in my hands,
the mighty jar condiment
622
00:30:44,290 --> 00:30:47,913
and rained down delicious
justice upon his crown.
623
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,466
- So, you hit the guy.
624
00:30:50,490 --> 00:30:52,756
- Yeah, you know, I hit
him with the jar pickles.
625
00:30:52,780 --> 00:30:53,916
- You what?
626
00:30:53,940 --> 00:30:56,236
- They didn't mention that
in the news, did they?
627
00:30:56,260 --> 00:30:59,001
Yeah, you know, this guy was
all like, "Hands in the air",
628
00:30:59,025 --> 00:31:00,946
you know, but his back was turned,
629
00:31:00,970 --> 00:31:03,846
so I smashed him in the head
with the jar of pickles.
630
00:31:03,870 --> 00:31:05,696
You know, his gun went off
a couple of times though
631
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:07,236
and he got me in the foot.
632
00:31:07,260 --> 00:31:09,286
Actually kind of a shame,
633
00:31:09,310 --> 00:31:11,206
it was a really good jar of pickles.
634
00:31:11,230 --> 00:31:13,326
You know, the deal kind?
635
00:31:13,350 --> 00:31:14,406
- Pretty lucky.
636
00:31:14,430 --> 00:31:18,206
- Yeah, I think the word
that the cops used was brave,
637
00:31:18,230 --> 00:31:19,130
but yeah.
638
00:31:19,154 --> 00:31:20,267
- What if you had missed?
639
00:31:20,291 --> 00:31:22,066
What if he had pointed
the gun up instead of down
640
00:31:22,090 --> 00:31:23,236
and shot you in the head?
641
00:31:23,260 --> 00:31:26,586
You put yourself and everyone
in that store in danger.
642
00:31:26,610 --> 00:31:27,736
- I couldn't just stand around
643
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:29,710
and wait for somebody else to get hurt.
644
00:31:30,730 --> 00:31:32,236
- Tom's a psychiatrist,
645
00:31:32,260 --> 00:31:34,536
so I'll leave the analyzing to him.
646
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,136
Steve, Steve's a lawyer, so
647
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,196
he's my go to guy for legal advice.
648
00:31:39,220 --> 00:31:41,026
When I'd like to stop somebody
649
00:31:41,050 --> 00:31:43,626
from committing a criminal act,
650
00:31:43,650 --> 00:31:45,366
I'd rather wait for the cops
651
00:31:45,390 --> 00:31:48,766
than some guy who stacks
shelves in a toy store.
652
00:31:48,790 --> 00:31:50,526
- That's not unreasonable.
653
00:31:50,550 --> 00:31:51,726
- You're just jealous
654
00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:54,206
that I Batman the shit out of that guy.
655
00:31:54,230 --> 00:31:55,706
- You could have killed him.
656
00:31:55,730 --> 00:31:56,746
- He could have killed me.
657
00:31:56,770 --> 00:31:57,657
- Yeah, well,
658
00:31:57,681 --> 00:32:01,466
I think you're both making
some very valid points here,
659
00:32:01,490 --> 00:32:05,316
I mean, Wendy is talking about
660
00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:08,076
the dangers of vigilantism,
which is very valid,
661
00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:08,910
whereas Dave...
662
00:32:08,934 --> 00:32:12,276
- My point is that I'm Batman,
663
00:32:12,300 --> 00:32:14,306
and if anyone points a gun at me,
664
00:32:14,330 --> 00:32:16,506
they have my permission to die.
665
00:32:16,530 --> 00:32:17,746
- You said his back was to you.
666
00:32:17,770 --> 00:32:19,853
- Yeah, you know, same difference.
667
00:32:22,010 --> 00:32:23,736
- Isn't that how
668
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:24,776
Will died?
669
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,989
I mean, not the armed robbery guy,
670
00:32:30,010 --> 00:32:33,646
I don't, I'm sorry, I was
out of town when it happened
671
00:32:33,670 --> 00:32:36,223
and I had to leave
right after the service.
672
00:32:36,247 --> 00:32:37,884
- Yes,
673
00:32:37,908 --> 00:32:39,043
it was
674
00:32:39,067 --> 00:32:40,363
a blow to the head.
675
00:32:41,300 --> 00:32:42,666
- Blunt force trauma.
676
00:32:42,690 --> 00:32:43,823
- I get it, McCoy.
677
00:32:43,847 --> 00:32:45,306
- But how?
678
00:32:45,330 --> 00:32:49,188
How did it come to pass
that he was hit in the head?
679
00:32:49,212 --> 00:32:50,820
- I'm sorry,
680
00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:51,844
excuse me.
681
00:32:55,645 --> 00:32:56,923
- Jesus.
682
00:34:00,877 --> 00:34:03,950
- Well, if everyone's
done with dessert, we can
683
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,390
make ourselves more
comfortable in the living room.
684
00:34:19,540 --> 00:34:22,123
Can I get anyone anything else?
685
00:34:22,970 --> 00:34:24,296
- Could we just do this thing now?
686
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:25,566
- Dave!
687
00:34:25,590 --> 00:34:26,913
- No, he's right.
688
00:34:27,850 --> 00:34:31,248
I'll go get the document.
689
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:34,826
- Big money, big money,
big money, big money
690
00:34:34,850 --> 00:34:36,296
and Wendy's stop!
691
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,863
- Lower your goddamn voice.
692
00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:41,506
- Don't act like you don't need the money.
693
00:34:41,530 --> 00:34:43,146
- I need the money.
694
00:34:43,170 --> 00:34:45,116
Of course, I need the money,
we all need the money,
695
00:34:45,140 --> 00:34:46,376
Will knows
696
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:50,159
that we needed money, presumably
why he left us some money.
697
00:34:50,183 --> 00:34:51,526
- I thought Will lost all his money.
698
00:34:51,550 --> 00:34:52,974
- Lower your voice.
699
00:34:56,630 --> 00:34:58,593
- Well, here it is.
700
00:35:04,740 --> 00:35:05,736
I am,
701
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:08,316
I think Wayne preferred, you do the honors
702
00:35:08,340 --> 00:35:11,016
and I certainly have no objection.
703
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:12,486
- Be happy to.
704
00:35:12,510 --> 00:35:16,513
I mean, I'm not happy to
read your dead husband's Will
705
00:35:16,537 --> 00:35:19,498
addendum, codicil.
706
00:35:20,580 --> 00:35:21,580
Let's begin.
707
00:35:30,020 --> 00:35:30,830
- Sorry.
708
00:35:30,854 --> 00:35:32,993
- All right, from the desk of William.
709
00:35:34,790 --> 00:35:37,996
Greetings friends, if you're reading this,
710
00:35:38,020 --> 00:35:41,066
I'm dead or missing
711
00:35:41,090 --> 00:35:43,973
or in a coma with no chance
of regaining consciousness.
712
00:35:44,950 --> 00:35:49,476
Anyway, if you're mourning
for me, thanks. that's nice.
713
00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:51,726
If not, that's okay, too,
714
00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:55,006
it's not as though you can
hurt my feelings at this point.
715
00:35:55,030 --> 00:35:56,136
I'm sure you're wondering why
716
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,136
I brought you all here tonight,
717
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:00,936
instead of bequeathing through
the standard procedure,
718
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,166
but as you know,
719
00:36:02,190 --> 00:36:04,766
I've had quite a bit of
trouble with the authorities,
720
00:36:04,790 --> 00:36:07,066
and I felt that some
things were better left
721
00:36:07,090 --> 00:36:08,653
below board, if you will.
722
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,406
So, that's why now,
723
00:36:12,430 --> 00:36:15,246
I should explain why you,
724
00:36:15,270 --> 00:36:17,586
you five specifically,
725
00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:19,756
Wayne, my beloved brother,
726
00:36:19,780 --> 00:36:20,783
and Wendy,
727
00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:22,780
my wife,
728
00:36:24,050 --> 00:36:27,286
Tom and Steve, my oldest friends,
729
00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:28,916
and of course,
730
00:36:28,940 --> 00:36:32,846
Dave, the best roommate
any co Ed could ask for.
731
00:36:32,870 --> 00:36:34,739
- Lambda, lambda, lambda, bitches.
732
00:36:35,770 --> 00:36:36,580
- I've asked you all here
733
00:36:36,604 --> 00:36:38,940
to participate in something
of a treasure hunt.
734
00:36:43,090 --> 00:36:44,676
Again, because of the IRS,
735
00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:47,036
trusting such a thing as this to a bank,
736
00:36:47,060 --> 00:36:49,963
or a lawyer, no offense, Steve,
737
00:36:50,890 --> 00:36:52,283
didn't seem prudent.
738
00:36:53,550 --> 00:36:55,796
I have left this last gift to all of you
739
00:36:55,820 --> 00:36:57,076
and have hidden it safely
740
00:36:57,100 --> 00:37:00,166
within the confines of these walls.
741
00:37:00,190 --> 00:37:02,306
I dare not mentioned the exact location,
742
00:37:02,330 --> 00:37:05,263
lest this document should
fall into the wrong hands,
743
00:37:06,870 --> 00:37:10,636
but rest assured, if you all work together
744
00:37:10,660 --> 00:37:13,086
and use the memories of
time well spent here,
745
00:37:13,110 --> 00:37:14,910
you'll find what you're looking for.
746
00:37:16,350 --> 00:37:17,736
Good luck to you all,
747
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:21,926
but you should probably burn
this because again, the IRS.
748
00:37:21,950 --> 00:37:24,003
Excelsior, Will.
749
00:37:28,030 --> 00:37:32,176
- So, there's money hidden in my house?
750
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,716
- That's what it sounds like.
751
00:37:33,740 --> 00:37:34,856
- And it doesn't say where?
752
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,956
- No, I read the whole thing,
753
00:37:36,980 --> 00:37:38,516
fine tooth comb.
754
00:37:38,540 --> 00:37:40,496
- But is there like a picture
in there or something,
755
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,375
like of the faucet with the
snake on it in "Harry Potter"?
756
00:37:44,250 --> 00:37:45,060
- That's it.
757
00:37:45,084 --> 00:37:46,536
- Well, we have to start looking for it,
758
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:47,736
we have no other choice.
759
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,176
- Well, I can't think of anything.
760
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,976
- Then it's settled.
761
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,563
Wendy, it's your house,
how should we proceed?
762
00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:58,216
- I think we can safely
eliminate the garage
763
00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:00,416
as Will never went in there,
764
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,896
so, that leaves us with
just the house to search.
765
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:08,706
So, I guess we just divide
up and start looking?
766
00:38:08,730 --> 00:38:09,547
- Yeah, you know what?
767
00:38:09,571 --> 00:38:13,116
I'll take the basement, all
right, lasers boo boo boo.
768
00:38:13,140 --> 00:38:14,776
- Okay, so that just leaves
769
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,816
this floor in the attic to search.
770
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,582
I prefer to search the bedrooms.
771
00:38:19,606 --> 00:38:20,660
- Yeah, right?
772
00:38:20,684 --> 00:38:23,486
'Cause it's your personal
stuff, personal private stuff,
773
00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:25,936
stuff that belongs to you, panties.
774
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,606
Tom and I will look upstairs.
775
00:38:28,630 --> 00:38:29,946
- Great.
776
00:38:29,970 --> 00:38:31,436
- We'll check the attic.
777
00:38:31,460 --> 00:38:32,891
- Thank you.
778
00:38:41,230 --> 00:38:42,363
After you.
779
00:38:44,110 --> 00:38:45,316
- Why don't you go first.
780
00:38:45,340 --> 00:38:46,340
- Thanks, Tom.
781
00:38:50,371 --> 00:38:51,371
Holy shit.
782
00:38:52,610 --> 00:38:53,983
- Where should we start?
783
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:56,750
- This side.
784
00:39:03,260 --> 00:39:06,245
- Jeez, there's a lot
of stuff in this attic.
785
00:39:06,269 --> 00:39:08,766
I could go through all this
all night with a fluoroscope
786
00:39:08,790 --> 00:39:10,736
and still not find anything.
787
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,256
- We don't have all night,
let's just look real quick,
788
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,646
so we can get right back to helping Wendy.
789
00:39:15,670 --> 00:39:17,989
- I'd rather she came up here to help us.
790
00:39:23,620 --> 00:39:25,186
- Did you hear that?
791
00:39:25,210 --> 00:39:26,187
- Hear What?
792
00:39:26,211 --> 00:39:27,756
- I don't know, let's just keep looking.
793
00:39:27,780 --> 00:39:29,966
- What are we looking for?
794
00:39:29,990 --> 00:39:32,686
- Are you aware that I know
everything that you know,
795
00:39:32,710 --> 00:39:35,250
it's probably just a
lockbox or a portable safe.
796
00:40:36,663 --> 00:40:38,041
- I found.
797
00:40:38,065 --> 00:40:39,065
- What?
798
00:40:39,986 --> 00:40:41,102
- A lightsaber.
799
00:40:41,126 --> 00:40:41,936
- Oh,
800
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:43,380
does it work?
801
00:40:45,690 --> 00:40:46,500
- It does.
802
00:40:46,524 --> 00:40:48,236
- I'll call Dave.
803
00:40:48,260 --> 00:40:50,916
- We're never gonna find
anything in all this mess,
804
00:40:50,940 --> 00:40:53,796
let's just go find Wendy,
see what she suggests.
805
00:40:53,820 --> 00:40:55,010
- All right.
806
00:41:02,451 --> 00:41:03,261
- Open the door.
807
00:41:03,285 --> 00:41:04,937
- I'm trying.
808
00:41:04,961 --> 00:41:06,604
- What?
- It's locked.
809
00:41:06,628 --> 00:41:08,736
- How the hell did that happen?
810
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:09,863
- I have no idea!
811
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,120
- Okay.
812
00:41:19,690 --> 00:41:21,106
- How are we gonna get out of here?
813
00:41:21,130 --> 00:41:22,306
- I'll call Dave.
814
00:41:22,330 --> 00:41:23,430
- No, I'll call Wendy.
815
00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:26,876
Hi,
816
00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:27,900
find any goodies?
817
00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:35,416
So, funny story, Tom and
I are up to the attic
818
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,593
and the door is locked.
819
00:41:39,410 --> 00:41:41,636
Okay, we'll see in a bit.
820
00:41:41,660 --> 00:41:43,206
guess this is what it's like,
821
00:41:43,230 --> 00:41:44,426
we don't know how that happened,
822
00:41:44,450 --> 00:41:46,283
bye.
823
00:41:47,850 --> 00:41:48,850
On a shmuck, Tom.
824
00:41:55,810 --> 00:41:57,200
- Hey, ham.
825
00:42:05,300 --> 00:42:06,109
- Thanks.
826
00:42:06,133 --> 00:42:07,133
- Yeah.
827
00:42:10,650 --> 00:42:12,876
- I am so sorry about that,
828
00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:15,076
it's a twistlock doorknob,
829
00:42:15,100 --> 00:42:16,956
so you gotta be careful with that.
830
00:42:16,980 --> 00:42:19,076
- Yeah, could have sworn
that we left it open.
831
00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:19,909
- Yeah.
832
00:42:19,933 --> 00:42:20,743
- Yeah, whatever,
833
00:42:20,767 --> 00:42:21,900
hand me the lightsaber.
834
00:42:25,070 --> 00:42:26,246
Hmm,
835
00:42:26,270 --> 00:42:28,116
late 90s,
836
00:42:28,140 --> 00:42:29,363
vintage,
837
00:42:31,580 --> 00:42:33,173
Phantom Menace line.
838
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,246
Quite a g-model,
839
00:42:36,270 --> 00:42:37,270
hmm.
840
00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:41,576
Hmm, still works.
841
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:42,750
Where did you get this?
842
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,173
- You gave it to Will.
843
00:42:46,140 --> 00:42:47,140
- Oh, did I?
844
00:42:47,850 --> 00:42:48,740
- Well, any luck up there?
845
00:42:48,764 --> 00:42:51,113
- There's a lot of stuff up there.
846
00:42:53,310 --> 00:42:56,736
- Yeah, we were hoping that maybe you can
847
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:58,146
give us the cliff notes.
848
00:42:58,170 --> 00:42:59,536
- Bet it was a long shot anyway,
849
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,233
Will never went up there.
850
00:43:02,770 --> 00:43:04,396
So, should we keep looking?
851
00:43:04,420 --> 00:43:05,813
- Yeah, time is money, money's time.
852
00:43:05,837 --> 00:43:07,536
Let's go.
853
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:08,996
Let's all keep looking.
854
00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:09,830
Get back to work.
855
00:43:09,854 --> 00:43:12,446
- I'm done with the attic.
856
00:43:12,470 --> 00:43:14,426
Mind if I join you?
857
00:43:14,450 --> 00:43:15,536
- Yeah, sure, why not?
858
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,106
- That's okay, I'll stay
859
00:43:17,130 --> 00:43:19,276
and cover the nuts and crannies up there.
860
00:43:19,300 --> 00:43:20,109
You sure?
861
00:43:20,133 --> 00:43:21,097
- Yeah, I'm good, I got this.
862
00:43:21,121 --> 00:43:24,936
- Okay, well, if you need
anything, give us a call.
863
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:25,770
- Will do.
864
00:43:25,794 --> 00:43:27,896
- Lasers, boo boo boo.
865
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:29,420
- Don't you mean laser swords?
866
00:43:30,380 --> 00:43:33,226
- Yeah, well, you know, I
love to sit around all night
867
00:43:33,250 --> 00:43:35,286
and talk about the "Star
Wars" prequels, but you know,
868
00:43:35,310 --> 00:43:36,696
we get into "Phantom Menace",
869
00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:38,426
we'll be here all day and
night, you know what I mean?
870
00:43:38,450 --> 00:43:39,286
- Fair enough.
871
00:43:39,310 --> 00:43:40,310
- Alright.
872
00:43:48,430 --> 00:43:50,156
- So, how far did you get?
873
00:43:50,180 --> 00:43:51,246
- Not very.
874
00:43:51,270 --> 00:43:52,690
I found some of his booze
875
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:54,906
and a lot of workout magazines
876
00:43:54,930 --> 00:43:57,086
and Richard Simmons workout videos.
877
00:43:57,110 --> 00:43:58,716
- Yeah, he was
878
00:43:58,740 --> 00:44:00,106
into
879
00:44:00,130 --> 00:44:01,386
stuff.
880
00:44:01,410 --> 00:44:02,410
- Yeah.
881
00:44:04,330 --> 00:44:05,187
Hey, I got an idea,
882
00:44:05,211 --> 00:44:06,996
maybe he howled out a
book and hid cash in it,
883
00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:09,196
like in "The Shawshank Redemption"?
884
00:44:09,220 --> 00:44:10,336
You ever see that movie?
885
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:12,186
- It's on TV every weekend.
886
00:44:12,210 --> 00:44:13,636
- Ah, yeah.
887
00:44:13,660 --> 00:44:14,860
Well, let's look anyway.
888
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:25,866
- This is so fucking stupid.
889
00:44:25,890 --> 00:44:27,096
- Yeah, you have a better idea?
890
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,859
- Not really, we don't even
know what we're looking for.
891
00:44:29,883 --> 00:44:31,416
- What do you mean?
892
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,956
- What do you expect to
find, a cashier's check,
893
00:44:33,980 --> 00:44:36,086
a lot of hundred dollar bills?
894
00:44:36,110 --> 00:44:37,666
- Yes.
895
00:44:37,690 --> 00:44:38,657
- That would be nice.
896
00:44:38,681 --> 00:44:40,806
- It'd be better than nice.
897
00:44:40,830 --> 00:44:42,346
An injection of cash is just what I need
898
00:44:42,370 --> 00:44:43,686
to save my business.
899
00:44:43,710 --> 00:44:45,126
- I know what you mean.
900
00:44:45,150 --> 00:44:46,506
My father's medical expenses
901
00:44:46,530 --> 00:44:48,383
are really spiraling out of control,
902
00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:50,340
I'm pretty much broke.
903
00:44:51,410 --> 00:44:52,410
- Yeah, me too.
904
00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:56,116
Like, you know, what, Tom?
905
00:44:56,140 --> 00:44:58,876
A day may come when we have
to give up our businesses
906
00:44:58,900 --> 00:45:00,596
and start working at Walmart,
907
00:45:00,620 --> 00:45:04,426
but it is not this day,
a day may come where
908
00:45:04,450 --> 00:45:07,396
we will give up looking
for money we didn't earn,
909
00:45:07,420 --> 00:45:10,056
but it is not this day.
910
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:13,756
A day may come when we will
say fuck it, let's go to a bar,
911
00:45:13,780 --> 00:45:16,476
but it is not this day,
912
00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:20,985
this day we look, look for
money, join me shrink road head,
913
00:45:21,009 --> 00:45:22,009
join me.
914
00:45:35,838 --> 00:45:36,838
- Hello.
915
00:45:38,250 --> 00:45:39,250
- Hello.
916
00:45:40,490 --> 00:45:43,113
- Tom is helping Dave in the basement
917
00:45:43,137 --> 00:45:44,966
and the attic is just a bus,
918
00:45:44,990 --> 00:45:47,353
so I was wondering if you
needed any help in here.
919
00:45:48,700 --> 00:45:49,700
- Oh,
920
00:45:51,180 --> 00:45:53,393
yeah, sure, that would be great.
921
00:45:54,900 --> 00:45:58,237
Would you mind going through this box?
922
00:45:58,261 --> 00:45:59,296
- Sure.
923
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,180
- That's some of local
papers and things but
924
00:46:03,112 --> 00:46:04,106
I mean, you never know, right?
925
00:46:04,130 --> 00:46:05,771
- Right, right.
926
00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:19,533
- Sure will be nice when
this is all over, huh.
927
00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:22,876
- Ready to put this behind you, huh?
928
00:46:22,900 --> 00:46:23,900
- Yeah,
929
00:46:24,890 --> 00:46:28,626
not to mention the fact that
I desperately need the money.
930
00:46:28,650 --> 00:46:29,650
- Right, right.
931
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,476
- I mean, who knows if it'll
even be enough to cover
932
00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:35,988
all the debt that Will left me with.
933
00:46:36,012 --> 00:46:37,236
- There's a lot of them.
934
00:46:37,260 --> 00:46:39,014
- There's tons.
935
00:46:39,038 --> 00:46:41,083
I mean, the funeral alone.
936
00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:44,456
If I could just get this money
937
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,110
and get things settled, you know, I could
938
00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:51,923
move on with my life.
939
00:46:55,673 --> 00:46:57,793
- I don't even feel like
mine's even gotten started.
940
00:46:59,060 --> 00:47:01,416
- But, you're a lawyer,
941
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:03,590
that's like, the quintessential
942
00:47:04,450 --> 00:47:06,672
symbol for success.
943
00:47:06,696 --> 00:47:08,366
You have to become a doctor too
944
00:47:08,390 --> 00:47:10,063
then will you feel accomplished?
945
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:13,440
- No, it's just, I feel like
946
00:47:14,740 --> 00:47:17,946
the weight of the world is
on my shoulders with the
947
00:47:17,970 --> 00:47:20,213
practice and the finances and
948
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:22,563
it's holding me back,
949
00:47:23,540 --> 00:47:24,540
keeping me
950
00:47:25,350 --> 00:47:26,593
from what I really want.
951
00:47:28,420 --> 00:47:29,776
- Steve...
952
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:30,906
- Wendy?
953
00:47:30,930 --> 00:47:32,976
- Yeah, Tom, what is it?
954
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,666
- Wendy, it just hit me,
955
00:47:34,690 --> 00:47:37,396
what if the money is
buried in the backyard,
956
00:47:37,420 --> 00:47:38,603
is that possible?
957
00:47:39,815 --> 00:47:42,923
- Yes, that's a great idea, Tom,
958
00:47:42,947 --> 00:47:44,047
why don't we go check,
959
00:47:45,290 --> 00:47:48,199
absolutely, that is a brilliant,
960
00:47:48,223 --> 00:47:50,106
brilliant idea.
961
00:47:50,130 --> 00:47:55,130
Why don't you head on out there
and see what you can find.
962
00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:56,540
- Whoa, good.
963
00:48:27,522 --> 00:48:28,806
- To Roger Maris,
964
00:48:28,830 --> 00:48:32,493
still the all American
single season homerun king.
965
00:48:36,883 --> 00:48:39,576
Well, to Ruth and to Mantle,
966
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:40,410
I'm glad you're not here
967
00:48:40,434 --> 00:48:43,170
'cause you can both drink
beer under the table.
968
00:48:58,006 --> 00:49:00,256
Oh, and here's the you kid.
969
00:49:38,750 --> 00:49:40,250
Holy potato balls!
970
00:49:42,930 --> 00:49:44,023
I missed your mom,
971
00:49:45,510 --> 00:49:46,510
I'm full house,
972
00:49:47,430 --> 00:49:48,803
I'm ghost dad.
973
00:49:51,933 --> 00:49:52,933
Fuck!
974
00:50:08,210 --> 00:50:10,096
- The money is here, I know it's here
975
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:14,466
buried in the backyard, I
know it, I can smell it.
976
00:50:14,490 --> 00:50:15,886
I'll just slip out the gate,
977
00:50:15,910 --> 00:50:19,846
walk up the driveway, get
in the car and drive away.
978
00:50:26,090 --> 00:50:27,976
But then they'll know.
979
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,126
Know what?
980
00:50:29,150 --> 00:50:31,966
If we just leave, they'll
know we took the money.
981
00:50:31,990 --> 00:50:32,800
We?
982
00:50:32,824 --> 00:50:34,896
Were in this together.
983
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:36,326
I need the money,
984
00:50:36,350 --> 00:50:38,196
I can't afford to share it with them.
985
00:50:38,220 --> 00:50:39,676
We need the money,
986
00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:42,196
and I'm the one who can help you find it.
987
00:50:42,220 --> 00:50:43,676
You know where it is?
988
00:50:43,700 --> 00:50:45,296
How?
989
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:49,116
Just start digging, we
can do this together.
990
00:50:49,140 --> 00:50:51,743
Yes, I'll start right now.
991
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:56,886
Good, dig, dig,
992
00:50:56,910 --> 00:50:57,910
dig it all.
993
00:51:02,930 --> 00:51:03,740
- Wendy.
994
00:51:03,764 --> 00:51:06,780
- I know what you're going to say, and
995
00:51:08,058 --> 00:51:09,058
at the moment,
996
00:51:09,970 --> 00:51:13,516
things being as they are, it just seems
997
00:51:13,540 --> 00:51:14,722
impossible.
998
00:51:14,746 --> 00:51:16,452
- You're right.
999
00:51:16,476 --> 00:51:17,886
You're right.
1000
00:51:17,910 --> 00:51:19,520
If only I had the money.
1001
00:51:19,544 --> 00:51:21,667
- If I had the money.
1002
00:51:21,691 --> 00:51:23,982
- If we could have the money.
1003
00:51:27,744 --> 00:51:32,744
♪ Imagine if you will a scenario ♪
1004
00:51:34,928 --> 00:51:39,928
♪ Where all of our dreams can come true ♪
1005
00:51:42,165 --> 00:51:47,165
♪ Without making a deal with El Diablo ♪
1006
00:51:49,447 --> 00:51:54,447
♪ Or paying a wish for a magic broom ♪
1007
00:51:56,514 --> 00:52:01,514
♪ In a world where I am free from debts ♪
1008
00:52:03,746 --> 00:52:08,746
♪ I will make peace with
the "Star Wars" prequels ♪
1009
00:52:10,991 --> 00:52:15,991
♪ I'd wear an armor in the
style of gold buffets ♪
1010
00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:23,500
♪ Because that nude truly has no equal ♪
1011
00:52:26,726 --> 00:52:31,726
♪ Maybe it's too much to hope for ♪
1012
00:52:33,341 --> 00:52:38,341
♪ A life that is free from so much worry ♪
1013
00:52:41,209 --> 00:52:46,209
♪ Give my daughter
everything she asks for ♪
1014
00:52:47,587 --> 00:52:52,420
♪ Excluding those creepy
my little ponies ♪
1015
00:52:56,065 --> 00:53:00,571
♪ If I had the money all of
our problems would be funny ♪
1016
00:53:00,595 --> 00:53:02,673
♪ I could be smart or a dummy ♪
1017
00:53:02,697 --> 00:53:05,755
♪ Weather it's cloudy or it's sunny ♪
1018
00:53:05,779 --> 00:53:08,129
♪ If you have cash then
you have the power ♪
1019
00:53:08,153 --> 00:53:10,418
♪ For an entire life
and not just an hour ♪
1020
00:53:10,442 --> 00:53:13,911
♪ But if I had the money ♪
1021
00:53:13,935 --> 00:53:16,493
♪ I'd spend it all on you ♪
1022
00:53:25,287 --> 00:53:27,487
♪ If you have cash then
you have the power ♪
1023
00:53:27,511 --> 00:53:29,765
♪ For an entire life
and not just an hour ♪
1024
00:53:29,789 --> 00:53:33,345
♪ But if I had the money ♪
1025
00:53:33,369 --> 00:53:37,196
♪ I'd spend it all on you ♪
1026
00:53:37,220 --> 00:53:39,238
♪ If we had money we could just spend it ♪
1027
00:53:39,262 --> 00:53:40,431
♪ Until our problems are solved ♪
1028
00:53:40,455 --> 00:53:42,633
♪ And that seems to work
fine for rich people ♪
1029
00:53:42,657 --> 00:53:44,354
♪ Because they have so much money ♪
1030
00:53:44,378 --> 00:53:46,913
♪ All they do is spend it
on stuff they don't need ♪
1031
00:53:46,937 --> 00:53:48,848
♪ Or to acquire additional wealth ♪
1032
00:53:48,872 --> 00:53:50,289
♪ Or buy influence from Congress ♪
1033
00:53:50,313 --> 00:53:51,560
♪ Write bills that become laws ♪
1034
00:53:51,584 --> 00:53:52,542
♪ And do a really great job ♪
1035
00:53:52,566 --> 00:53:53,828
♪ Of showing people
how they're different ♪
1036
00:53:53,852 --> 00:53:55,054
♪ Or lower taxes on the rich old ♪
1037
00:53:55,078 --> 00:53:55,888
♪ While working stiff like us ♪
1038
00:53:55,912 --> 00:53:59,467
♪ Get stuck making up
for the lost revenue ♪
1039
00:54:04,357 --> 00:54:05,167
- That was a mouthful.
1040
00:54:05,191 --> 00:54:06,676
- I know, I'm sorry.
1041
00:54:06,700 --> 00:54:08,443
- I liked it.
- Okay.
1042
00:54:09,637 --> 00:54:11,858
♪ My fight in life is small ♪
1043
00:54:11,882 --> 00:54:14,168
♪ But I'm really on the ball ♪
1044
00:54:14,192 --> 00:54:16,199
♪ I could be great, I could be funny ♪
1045
00:54:16,223 --> 00:54:18,619
♪ If I had the money ♪
1046
00:54:18,643 --> 00:54:21,381
♪ If I had the money ♪
1047
00:54:21,405 --> 00:54:23,723
♪ Yeah I'm so stupid ♪
1048
00:54:23,747 --> 00:54:25,977
♪ If I or we have the money ♪
1049
00:54:26,001 --> 00:54:30,002
♪ When I was alive I had the money ♪
1050
00:54:41,641 --> 00:54:46,641
♪ If I had the money everything would be ♪
1051
00:54:47,867 --> 00:54:50,267
♪ Okay ♪
1052
00:54:50,291 --> 00:54:52,408
♪ Money's what makes us sing ♪
1053
00:54:52,432 --> 00:54:54,797
♪ It's all about the dream ♪
1054
00:54:54,821 --> 00:54:57,216
♪ Won't you be on the wing ♪
1055
00:54:57,240 --> 00:54:59,762
♪ Money solves everything ♪
1056
00:54:59,786 --> 00:55:04,786
♪ If I had the money ♪
1057
00:55:07,735 --> 00:55:09,735
♪ Money ♪
1058
00:55:28,497 --> 00:55:30,266
- I will be right back,
1059
00:55:30,290 --> 00:55:32,176
just one second.
1060
00:55:51,025 --> 00:55:53,433
It's almost over, I can do this.
1061
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:18,646
Are you stretching?
1062
00:56:18,670 --> 00:56:20,036
- Yeah,
1063
00:56:20,060 --> 00:56:21,506
yeah, doing a little
1064
00:56:21,530 --> 00:56:24,916
stretching stressful situations,
you know, you tense up,
1065
00:56:24,940 --> 00:56:27,756
I'm seeing a chiropractor for a while
1066
00:56:27,780 --> 00:56:31,576
stretching because you
can never be too careful
1067
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:33,626
with your body tensing
up in tense situations
1068
00:56:33,650 --> 00:56:36,267
and I'm also in an archery class now.
1069
00:57:29,110 --> 00:57:32,186
- Oh, Zod, you crazy bastard.
1070
00:57:39,020 --> 00:57:40,076
Yellow.
1071
00:57:40,100 --> 00:57:41,246
- Hey, man,
1072
00:57:41,270 --> 00:57:43,646
I'm digging up the yard,
come out and help me.
1073
00:57:43,670 --> 00:57:44,970
- Yeah, I can't, I'm busy.
1074
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:47,906
- With what?
1075
00:57:47,930 --> 00:57:52,046
- I'm watching "Superman Two" on VHS.
1076
00:57:52,070 --> 00:57:54,976
- Dude, the money might be back here.
1077
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:58,096
- This lady, right, she calls
out Superman for being Jewish,
1078
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:00,463
like, he's Frederick
Superman or something.
1079
00:58:02,010 --> 00:58:03,010
Idiot.
1080
00:58:03,910 --> 00:58:06,036
- I could really use a hand.
- Yeah, how about this?
1081
00:58:06,060 --> 00:58:09,206
You keep looking outside,
I'll keep looking inside,
1082
00:58:09,230 --> 00:58:11,596
and we'll be looking at
two spots at the same time.
1083
00:58:11,620 --> 00:58:12,430
Sounds good?
- No, no, no.
1084
00:58:12,454 --> 00:58:15,266
- Great, all right, buddy,
1085
00:58:15,290 --> 00:58:17,090
all right, take care.
- No, seriously, stop...
1086
00:58:24,443 --> 00:58:25,466
Come on, lady,
1087
00:58:25,490 --> 00:58:27,856
You know Clark head, you know, Superman,
1088
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:30,286
you're standing four feet
away from both of them,
1089
00:58:30,310 --> 00:58:32,166
I mean, they're just glasses, okay,
1090
00:58:32,190 --> 00:58:33,701
It's not a loo to door mask.
1091
00:58:35,550 --> 00:58:36,550
Man.
1092
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:44,440
Oh, my God.
1093
00:58:47,100 --> 00:58:48,929
Oh, my God, I'm drunk.
1094
00:59:02,460 --> 00:59:03,460
- Hello, Dave.
1095
00:59:04,460 --> 00:59:05,616
- Yo.
1096
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:07,616
- What are you doing down here?
1097
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:09,336
- Looking for the money?
1098
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:12,466
- I think we should talk about that.
1099
00:59:12,490 --> 00:59:13,600
- Okay.
1100
00:59:16,420 --> 00:59:17,420
Let's talk.
1101
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,086
What do you wanna talk about?
1102
00:59:22,110 --> 00:59:25,526
- I think you have some
very definite ideas
1103
00:59:25,550 --> 00:59:28,406
about what should be done with the money.
1104
00:59:28,430 --> 00:59:30,676
- We should all split it, right?
1105
00:59:30,700 --> 00:59:32,296
- When should we split it?
1106
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:33,746
- As soon as possible.
1107
00:59:33,770 --> 00:59:35,286
You do see what we're doing here, right?
1108
00:59:35,310 --> 00:59:36,577
You get it, right?
1109
00:59:37,625 --> 00:59:39,936
- But you gonna sweat it.
1110
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:41,186
That's great,
1111
00:59:41,210 --> 00:59:45,356
but have you ever thought
about my responsibilities?
1112
00:59:45,380 --> 00:59:47,456
Have you ever thought
about my responsibilities
1113
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:48,387
to my daughter?
1114
00:59:48,411 --> 00:59:50,416
Do you have any idea
1115
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:54,566
what a moral or ethical
principle is, do you?
1116
00:59:54,590 --> 00:59:56,196
- I never thought I'd say this to anyone,
1117
00:59:56,220 --> 00:59:59,216
but you sound way too
much like me, right now.
1118
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:00,050
Give me the bat, Wendy.
1119
01:00:00,074 --> 01:00:01,556
- I'm not gonna hurt you.
1120
01:00:01,580 --> 01:00:02,836
- Give me the bat, Wendy.
1121
01:00:02,860 --> 01:00:04,956
- You didn't let me finish my sentence.
1122
01:00:04,980 --> 01:00:08,196
I am not going to hurt you, I'm just...
1123
01:00:08,220 --> 01:00:09,426
- To bash my brains in.
1124
01:00:09,450 --> 01:00:11,193
- No, Jesus Christ, no!
1125
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:14,130
But I am gonna hurt you real bad,
1126
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:16,730
for the best.
1127
01:00:26,447 --> 01:00:31,419
Hold that thought, we should
probably move the table.
1128
01:00:31,443 --> 01:00:32,270
- Okay, I'll move it.
- Would you grab,
1129
01:00:32,294 --> 01:00:34,697
grab that part of the table.
1130
01:00:34,721 --> 01:00:35,976
- I don't break the table.
1131
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,250
- Don't touch my candles.
1132
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:40,216
- Which way am I turning?
1133
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:41,898
- Go that way.
1134
01:00:41,922 --> 01:00:42,877
- This way?
1135
01:00:42,901 --> 01:00:45,163
- Follow my lead, go that way.
1136
01:00:46,390 --> 01:00:48,169
Where are you going, where
are you going with this?
1137
01:00:48,193 --> 01:00:49,466
- I can't fit through
with my hands like this.
1138
01:00:49,490 --> 01:00:51,116
- You don't need...
1139
01:00:51,140 --> 01:00:53,226
- I just gotta put my hands
down so I can get in, okay?
1140
01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:54,886
- How are you gonna get out now?
1141
01:00:54,910 --> 01:00:57,326
- It's fine, I'll figure it out.
1142
01:00:57,350 --> 01:00:58,336
- Seems unnecessary.
1143
01:00:58,360 --> 01:00:59,247
- I'm gonna go over the couch.
1144
01:00:59,271 --> 01:01:01,494
- Don't go over the the
couch in your shoes,
1145
01:01:01,518 --> 01:01:03,038
don't go over the couch in your shoes.
1146
01:01:03,876 --> 01:01:04,876
Jesus!
1147
01:01:08,386 --> 01:01:10,126
keep it off the fabric.
1148
01:01:10,150 --> 01:01:11,793
- Okay, I'm fine.
1149
01:01:14,381 --> 01:01:16,603
- Pick up your thing.
1150
01:01:17,437 --> 01:01:18,756
Are you ready?
- Yes.
1151
01:01:18,780 --> 01:01:20,002
- Okay.
- Yes.
1152
01:01:20,026 --> 01:01:21,040
- Okay.
1153
01:01:43,702 --> 01:01:45,109
Okay,
1154
01:01:45,133 --> 01:01:46,236
okay.
1155
01:01:46,260 --> 01:01:47,826
We don't have to split it with the others,
1156
01:01:47,850 --> 01:01:50,056
we could share it between ourselves.
1157
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:52,133
- I'll never share anything with you.
1158
01:01:52,157 --> 01:01:54,406
- Didn't you hear what Steve read?
1159
01:01:54,430 --> 01:01:56,326
We have to share it.
1160
01:01:56,350 --> 01:01:58,581
I am your partner.
1161
01:01:58,605 --> 01:02:00,741
No!
1162
01:02:03,729 --> 01:02:05,136
- My kingdom for pickle jar.
1163
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:08,476
Help, help me Steve, help, help.
1164
01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:10,246
- I don't think Steve will
be coming to your rescue,
1165
01:02:10,270 --> 01:02:11,963
I've seen to that.
1166
01:02:11,987 --> 01:02:13,652
- You monster.
1167
01:02:13,676 --> 01:02:16,753
- I'm just a mother
providing for her daughter.
1168
01:02:18,858 --> 01:02:20,323
Oh,
1169
01:02:20,347 --> 01:02:21,347
oh,
1170
01:02:22,588 --> 01:02:23,588
oh.
1171
01:02:35,272 --> 01:02:36,272
Aww.
1172
01:02:38,498 --> 01:02:39,498
Oh.
1173
01:02:41,858 --> 01:02:43,004
Bitch.
1174
01:02:43,028 --> 01:02:43,837
Help!
1175
01:02:43,861 --> 01:02:44,671
- Dave.
1176
01:02:44,695 --> 01:02:45,895
Help, someone please.
1177
01:02:46,810 --> 01:02:50,377
- Dave, oh, God, oh God,
1178
01:02:50,401 --> 01:02:52,176
I'm coming, Dave.
1179
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:53,349
Yeah.
1180
01:03:11,070 --> 01:03:12,223
- Siri, call Tom.
1181
01:03:13,430 --> 01:03:15,166
Calling Tom.
1182
01:03:15,190 --> 01:03:16,420
- Thank you Sweety.
1183
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:27,646
- Yeah, hello.
1184
01:03:27,670 --> 01:03:29,692
- Tom, get in here, Wendy
is trying to kill me.
1185
01:03:29,716 --> 01:03:30,913
What?
1186
01:03:30,937 --> 01:03:33,521
- She is baseball batting
the hell out of me.
1187
01:03:33,545 --> 01:03:34,790
- I'm coming.
1188
01:03:39,169 --> 01:03:40,169
Damn.
1189
01:03:45,199 --> 01:03:46,199
Damn.
1190
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:52,840
Damn.
1191
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:54,727
It's locked,
1192
01:03:54,751 --> 01:03:56,759
do you know any tricks
for opening locked doors.
1193
01:03:56,783 --> 01:03:59,306
Yeah, use the
key, hurry the fuck up.
1194
01:03:59,330 --> 01:04:01,066
- Let them kill each other,
1195
01:04:01,090 --> 01:04:02,976
then the money is ours.
1196
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:07,116
No, they're my friends and
1197
01:04:07,140 --> 01:04:08,956
I've gotta help them,
1198
01:04:08,980 --> 01:04:10,746
and if you don't understand that,
1199
01:04:10,770 --> 01:04:14,923
you're nothing at all, nothing at all.
1200
01:04:20,740 --> 01:04:23,893
I'm coming, Dave, I'm coming to save you.
1201
01:04:25,870 --> 01:04:27,326
Damn it.
1202
01:04:27,350 --> 01:04:29,899
I guess I'll just have to break it down.
1203
01:04:39,580 --> 01:04:40,580
That hurt.
1204
01:04:41,650 --> 01:04:42,906
- Admit it,
1205
01:04:42,930 --> 01:04:44,656
say it just once,
1206
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:45,883
that I am Dana's father.
1207
01:04:46,884 --> 01:04:48,493
- I will never join you.
1208
01:04:49,670 --> 01:04:50,739
- What?
1209
01:04:54,921 --> 01:04:56,059
- Dave.
1210
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:22,436
- Will was gay, wasn't he?
1211
01:05:22,460 --> 01:05:24,236
You didn't think I was
ready to be a father,
1212
01:05:24,260 --> 01:05:27,296
so, you posed as his
wife to help his career.
1213
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:29,506
- You're a child, Dave,
1214
01:05:29,530 --> 01:05:33,033
you were a child back then
and you're still a child now.
1215
01:05:44,696 --> 01:05:46,003
- Oh, I've been a fool,
1216
01:05:47,590 --> 01:05:50,156
only now at the end do I understand.
1217
01:05:50,180 --> 01:05:51,393
- Oh, shut up!
1218
01:05:53,070 --> 01:05:54,726
- Where's Tom?
1219
01:05:54,750 --> 01:05:55,793
Oh my god.
1220
01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:59,587
My faith in my friends
truly is my weakness.
1221
01:06:03,386 --> 01:06:04,386
- No!
1222
01:06:05,750 --> 01:06:08,723
- Steve, you rescued me, thank goodness.
1223
01:06:09,940 --> 01:06:11,386
What happened to your face?
1224
01:06:11,410 --> 01:06:13,066
- Never mind that,
1225
01:06:13,090 --> 01:06:15,976
the point is we got to
get control of ourselves.
1226
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:17,113
Money isn't worth it.
1227
01:06:18,580 --> 01:06:21,994
Don't think we're even
gonna find it at this point.
1228
01:06:23,810 --> 01:06:27,146
- I'm starting to think
there never was any money.
1229
01:06:27,170 --> 01:06:28,170
- You're kidding.
1230
01:06:28,890 --> 01:06:30,136
- Well, he could have meant anything,
1231
01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:31,946
he never did specifically say
1232
01:06:31,970 --> 01:06:33,806
that there was money in the addendum.
1233
01:06:33,830 --> 01:06:35,232
- Codicil.
- Whatever.
1234
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:39,823
I know you think I killed him.
1235
01:06:42,270 --> 01:06:43,270
I didn't.
1236
01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:47,040
You're right, our marriage was a sham, but
1237
01:06:47,900 --> 01:06:49,453
I didn't want him to die.
1238
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:54,350
He wasn't Dana's biological father, but
1239
01:06:55,530 --> 01:06:58,856
he was there when it counted, you know.
1240
01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:01,336
We were the only people
in each other's lives,
1241
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:03,650
who were really honest with each other.
1242
01:07:04,641 --> 01:07:06,459
Now, I don't even have that.
1243
01:07:09,500 --> 01:07:10,523
You and I,
1244
01:07:12,180 --> 01:07:13,806
us,
1245
01:07:13,830 --> 01:07:16,533
there was never going to be an us.
1246
01:07:17,910 --> 01:07:22,573
I didn't want Dana to be
something tethering me to you,
1247
01:07:23,530 --> 01:07:24,530
when
1248
01:07:25,270 --> 01:07:27,616
we couldn't give each
other what we needed.
1249
01:07:33,870 --> 01:07:37,953
I haven't been able to
find a job in over a year.
1250
01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:43,593
I loved that restaurant so much it was,
1251
01:07:44,790 --> 01:07:46,540
it was me, you know.
1252
01:07:50,631 --> 01:07:53,176
And now I'm gonna lose this house,
1253
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:55,483
and not just this house, everything.
1254
01:07:57,870 --> 01:07:59,326
What about my daughter?
1255
01:07:59,350 --> 01:08:01,643
What am I supposed to tell her?
1256
01:08:01,667 --> 01:08:03,139
What if.
1257
01:08:03,163 --> 01:08:06,013
What if the state tries
to take her away from me?
1258
01:08:07,645 --> 01:08:09,940
I have no family left, it's like
1259
01:08:12,150 --> 01:08:14,063
losing Will all over again.
1260
01:08:17,270 --> 01:08:20,027
Will would have thought
of a way out of this.
1261
01:08:20,885 --> 01:08:22,423
He did, I guess.
1262
01:08:24,290 --> 01:08:25,290
Will,
1263
01:08:26,477 --> 01:08:29,816
was always so preoccupied with work,
1264
01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:32,506
and he could have sold it, the business,
1265
01:08:32,530 --> 01:08:35,853
he had an offer, he turned it down.
1266
01:08:37,310 --> 01:08:39,296
Finally, the chance came
1267
01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:44,293
to get out and get fat at the
same time and he let it go.
1268
01:08:45,300 --> 01:08:47,763
He'd miss it too much, he said.
1269
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:49,760
Can you imagine?
1270
01:08:50,619 --> 01:08:51,969
That's what he really said?
1271
01:08:52,900 --> 01:08:54,886
What kind of a person,
1272
01:08:54,910 --> 01:08:59,603
what kind of a human being
loves being a trader?
1273
01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:03,426
People don't go to Wall Street,
1274
01:09:03,450 --> 01:09:05,676
because it's gonna be a lot of fun,
1275
01:09:05,700 --> 01:09:08,583
they go to make money.
1276
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:13,386
These people, they don't jump out of bed,
1277
01:09:13,410 --> 01:09:16,416
thinking about how much fun
it's gonna be to go to work,
1278
01:09:16,440 --> 01:09:17,975
they...
1279
01:09:17,999 --> 01:09:19,786
I have been to parties with these people
1280
01:09:19,810 --> 01:09:21,520
and they're all so
1281
01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:24,080
miserable.
1282
01:09:25,820 --> 01:09:29,516
If all the money in the world and
1283
01:09:29,540 --> 01:09:31,546
doesn't mean anything to them,
1284
01:09:31,570 --> 01:09:33,776
because they don't need it anymore,
1285
01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:37,683
they can't even think of what
to spend it on except junk.
1286
01:09:40,290 --> 01:09:44,036
It's a pointless, soulless job,
1287
01:09:44,060 --> 01:09:49,046
and the fact that Will actually enjoyed
1288
01:09:49,070 --> 01:09:51,183
tricking these people out of their money,
1289
01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:56,293
it's very difficult to accept.
1290
01:10:07,700 --> 01:10:09,946
You know, even after all that,
1291
01:10:09,970 --> 01:10:12,733
we still respected each other.
1292
01:10:14,670 --> 01:10:16,206
We've known each other for so long,
1293
01:10:16,230 --> 01:10:18,503
at some point that just
counts for something.
1294
01:10:19,890 --> 01:10:22,366
But I never would have hurt him
1295
01:10:22,390 --> 01:10:25,273
and he never would have hurt me.
1296
01:10:27,860 --> 01:10:29,676
In the end, he just
1297
01:10:29,700 --> 01:10:32,316
said something stupid to
someone he owed money to,
1298
01:10:32,340 --> 01:10:34,296
got punched in the face,
1299
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:36,070
fell hit his head on the ground and
1300
01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:40,906
the jerk that hit him
offered me a deal on the spot
1301
01:10:40,930 --> 01:10:42,053
to erase the debt.
1302
01:10:44,010 --> 01:10:45,610
I just had to say
1303
01:10:46,700 --> 01:10:47,700
he was mugged.
1304
01:10:51,310 --> 01:10:52,563
That's all it took.
1305
01:10:57,770 --> 01:11:00,270
Not exactly the life I
pictured when we were kids.
1306
01:11:04,210 --> 01:11:05,233
- Not for any of us.
1307
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:07,800
- What do we do now?
1308
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:09,450
- I don't know about you,
1309
01:11:09,474 --> 01:11:12,186
but I am through looking for the money.
1310
01:11:12,210 --> 01:11:13,210
- What about
1311
01:11:15,140 --> 01:11:16,223
our dreams?
1312
01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:18,200
Our future?
1313
01:11:19,730 --> 01:11:20,540
What about us?
1314
01:11:20,564 --> 01:11:22,176
- Steve,
1315
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:23,200
maybe,
1316
01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:28,023
maybe I'm not always honest with people.
1317
01:11:30,910 --> 01:11:33,853
Maybe you're not always
honest with yourself.
1318
01:11:37,620 --> 01:11:38,620
- Yeah.
1319
01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:41,620
Probably right about that.
1320
01:11:45,618 --> 01:11:47,206
- You want some ice for your hand?
1321
01:11:47,230 --> 01:11:48,230
- Please.
1322
01:11:49,430 --> 01:11:50,430
What?
1323
01:11:51,160 --> 01:11:52,156
Wait a second,
1324
01:11:52,180 --> 01:11:53,606
the World Series party.
1325
01:11:53,630 --> 01:11:55,596
What about it?
1326
01:11:55,620 --> 01:11:58,846
- I remember Will and I were talking about
1327
01:11:58,870 --> 01:12:00,816
the hiding money from the company, right,
1328
01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:03,579
and then Will said
something really peculiar.
1329
01:12:03,603 --> 01:12:05,926
- I'd like to think I'm
ahead above the rest
1330
01:12:05,950 --> 01:12:08,009
when it comes to hiding things.
1331
01:12:08,033 --> 01:12:10,036
- Totally.
1332
01:12:10,060 --> 01:12:11,570
Totally.
1333
01:12:11,594 --> 01:12:12,600
Ahead
1334
01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:15,673
above the rest.
1335
01:12:19,670 --> 01:12:21,516
- The drop ceiling.
1336
01:12:21,540 --> 01:12:24,879
Will was always running
speaker wires through there.
1337
01:12:28,952 --> 01:12:30,595
- Oh, baby!
1338
01:12:35,780 --> 01:12:37,518
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1339
01:12:42,697 --> 01:12:44,573
It's a baseball card.
1340
01:12:47,020 --> 01:12:48,895
- Son of a bitch!
1341
01:12:48,919 --> 01:12:50,299
- Is that worth anything?
1342
01:12:50,323 --> 01:12:52,986
- A couple hundred dollars
to the right buyer.
1343
01:12:53,010 --> 01:12:54,010
- Jesus!
1344
01:13:01,472 --> 01:13:03,818
- Then I guess I'm off
to the liquor store,
1345
01:13:03,842 --> 01:13:05,380
liquor store, liquor store.
1346
01:13:05,404 --> 01:13:06,993
- You get a cat?
1347
01:13:07,017 --> 01:13:09,623
- No, I have no idea what that sound was.
1348
01:13:10,610 --> 01:13:13,006
- I'm happy with my situation.
1349
01:13:13,030 --> 01:13:16,167
Well, I got a long drive
ahead of me, he's out.
1350
01:13:17,233 --> 01:13:18,712
- What, you're leaving?
1351
01:13:18,736 --> 01:13:20,070
- Yep.
1352
01:14:58,983 --> 01:14:59,983
- Jesus!
1353
01:15:12,789 --> 01:15:13,599
- Yellow.
1354
01:15:13,623 --> 01:15:14,626
- What do you know about this?
1355
01:15:14,650 --> 01:15:16,216
About what?
1356
01:15:16,240 --> 01:15:19,646
- Oh, come on, come on, the
baseball card, everything.
1357
01:15:19,670 --> 01:15:20,683
I heard a noise during dinner
1358
01:15:20,707 --> 01:15:22,906
and you came back from the
liquor store few minutes later,
1359
01:15:22,930 --> 01:15:25,696
it was you in the basement, wasn't it?
1360
01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:26,677
Maybe.
1361
01:15:26,701 --> 01:15:29,726
- What else was in the box, Wayne?
1362
01:15:29,750 --> 01:15:30,919
- Look Wendy, do you
think it was an oversight
1363
01:15:30,943 --> 01:15:33,346
that my brother never
told you about the box?
1364
01:15:33,370 --> 01:15:34,733
It wasn't.
1365
01:15:34,757 --> 01:15:35,876
Blur, bluh, bluh, bluh.
1366
01:15:35,900 --> 01:15:37,626
Water is still gonna water?
1367
01:15:37,650 --> 01:15:39,596
I know about your bastard kid.
1368
01:15:39,620 --> 01:15:40,620
Later.
1369
01:15:42,100 --> 01:15:43,100
Beep.
1370
01:15:43,870 --> 01:15:45,906
- Son of a bitch!
1371
01:15:45,930 --> 01:15:47,013
- We could go to the police.
1372
01:15:47,037 --> 01:15:48,366
- And say what?
1373
01:15:48,390 --> 01:15:50,356
- Oh, so I guess you can't complain about
1374
01:15:50,380 --> 01:15:51,307
someone stealing money
1375
01:15:51,331 --> 01:15:53,330
that shouldn't exist in the first place.
1376
01:15:54,390 --> 01:15:55,440
- And that's it then.
1377
01:15:56,320 --> 01:15:57,320
- Damn.
1378
01:15:58,660 --> 01:16:01,353
- What am I gonna do now, I have nothing.
1379
01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:05,765
- You have friends still and so does Dana.
1380
01:16:05,789 --> 01:16:06,826
- Yeah,
1381
01:16:06,850 --> 01:16:09,696
good friends, maybe not good
friends but people you know,
1382
01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:12,526
friends, MySpace friends list
1383
01:16:12,550 --> 01:16:13,709
from the entire area.
1384
01:16:13,733 --> 01:16:14,733
- Shut up, Steve.
1385
01:16:21,410 --> 01:16:22,746
- I'm ordering a couple bourbon
1386
01:16:22,770 --> 01:16:25,796
as soon as I get through the door.
1387
01:16:25,820 --> 01:16:27,136
- I'm ordering two drinks.
1388
01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:31,396
- I'm going to literally
order every drink the bar has.
1389
01:16:31,420 --> 01:16:34,616
- Alcohol is great for
solving life's problems.
1390
01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:37,396
- Even in a bottle, yo, demon in a bottle.
1391
01:16:37,420 --> 01:16:39,906
- That reference is
only moderately obscure.
1392
01:16:39,930 --> 01:16:42,233
- Your mom is moderately obscure.
1393
01:16:44,959 --> 01:16:47,709
no, we're not doing that anymore.
1394
01:16:48,748 --> 01:16:53,748
♪ Imagine if you will a scenario ♪
1395
01:16:55,975 --> 01:17:00,975
♪ Where all of our dreams can come true ♪
1396
01:17:03,229 --> 01:17:08,229
♪ Without making a deal with El Diablo ♪
1397
01:17:10,460 --> 01:17:15,460
♪ Or paying a wish for a magic broom ♪
1398
01:17:17,545 --> 01:17:22,545
♪ In a world where I'm free from debts ♪
1399
01:17:24,717 --> 01:17:29,717
♪ I will make peace with
the "Star Wars" prequels ♪
1400
01:17:31,972 --> 01:17:36,972
♪ I'd wear an armor in the
style of gold buffets ♪
1401
01:17:39,649 --> 01:17:44,649
♪ 'Cause that nude truly has no equal ♪
1402
01:17:47,756 --> 01:17:52,756
♪ Maybe it's too much to hope for ♪
1403
01:17:54,310 --> 01:17:59,310
♪ A life that is free from so much worry ♪
1404
01:18:02,199 --> 01:18:07,199
♪ Give my daughter
everything she asks for ♪
1405
01:18:08,573 --> 01:18:13,573
♪ Excluding those creepy
my little ponies ♪
1406
01:18:14,209 --> 01:18:18,716
♪ If I had the money all of
our problems would be funny ♪
1407
01:18:18,740 --> 01:18:20,734
♪ I could be smart or a dummy ♪
1408
01:18:20,758 --> 01:18:23,815
♪ Weather it's cloudy or it's sunny ♪
1409
01:18:23,839 --> 01:18:26,234
♪ If you have cash then
you have the power ♪
1410
01:18:26,258 --> 01:18:28,564
♪ For an entire life
and not just an hour ♪
1411
01:18:28,588 --> 01:18:32,118
♪ But if I had the money ♪
1412
01:18:32,142 --> 01:18:34,612
♪ I'd spend it all on you ♪
1413
01:18:43,464 --> 01:18:45,612
♪ If you have cash then
you have the power ♪
1414
01:18:45,636 --> 01:18:47,937
♪ For an entire life
and not just an hour ♪
1415
01:18:47,961 --> 01:18:51,547
♪ But if I had the money ♪
1416
01:18:51,571 --> 01:18:55,334
♪ I'd spend it all on you ♪
1417
01:18:55,358 --> 01:18:57,428
♪ If we had money we could just spend it ♪
1418
01:18:57,452 --> 01:18:58,808
♪ Until our problems are solved ♪
1419
01:18:58,832 --> 01:19:00,878
♪ And that seems to work
fine for rich people ♪
1420
01:19:00,902 --> 01:19:02,560
♪ Because they have so much money ♪
1421
01:19:02,584 --> 01:19:05,005
♪ All they do is spend it
on stuff they don't need ♪
1422
01:19:05,029 --> 01:19:06,964
♪ Or to acquire additional wealth ♪
1423
01:19:06,988 --> 01:19:08,415
♪ Or buy influence from Congress ♪
1424
01:19:08,439 --> 01:19:09,746
♪ Write bills that become laws ♪
1425
01:19:09,770 --> 01:19:10,738
♪ And do a really great job ♪
1426
01:19:10,762 --> 01:19:12,084
♪ Of showing people
how they're different ♪
1427
01:19:12,108 --> 01:19:13,145
♪ Or lower taxes on the rich old ♪
1428
01:19:13,169 --> 01:19:14,075
♪ While working stiff like us ♪
1429
01:19:14,099 --> 01:19:17,134
♪ Get stuck making up
for the lost revenue ♪
1430
01:19:17,158 --> 01:19:20,842
♪ If I had the money ♪
1431
01:19:20,866 --> 01:19:25,866
♪ Everything would be okay ♪
1432
01:19:25,901 --> 01:19:27,953
♪ Money's what makes us sing ♪
1433
01:19:27,977 --> 01:19:30,390
♪ It's all about the dream ♪
1434
01:19:30,414 --> 01:19:32,898
♪ Won't you be on the wing ♪
1435
01:19:32,922 --> 01:19:35,405
♪ Money solves everything ♪
1436
01:19:35,429 --> 01:19:40,429
♪ If I had the money ♪
1437
01:19:43,378 --> 01:19:45,378
♪ Money ♪
1438
01:19:56,399 --> 01:19:58,303
- Been out here for hours digging,
1439
01:20:00,510 --> 01:20:03,367
bet it's all wrapped up
nicely in there though.
1440
01:20:05,010 --> 01:20:08,803
Bet they're saying, "Hey, what about Tom?
1441
01:20:10,110 --> 01:20:11,706
How did his night end?"
1442
01:20:11,730 --> 01:20:12,540
Someone else says,
1443
01:20:12,564 --> 01:20:15,757
"Oh, yeah, whatever happened to Tom?"
1444
01:20:16,710 --> 01:20:18,656
Someone else says, "Tom?
1445
01:20:18,680 --> 01:20:21,306
Tom, I don't remember Tom."
1446
01:20:21,330 --> 01:20:25,036
Well, I'm Tom, I'm Tom dammit,
1447
01:20:25,060 --> 01:20:28,168
I have a name and I have feelings and I am
1448
01:20:40,330 --> 01:20:42,346
It's porno
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