All language subtitles for War With Grandpa (2020)

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Excellent. It says, "Welcome to Hell".

WELCOME 6-CLASS (IN HELL)

This year will be poop.

How do you know that?

Oops. But something like that too.

I just know.

Last year we were the kings.

Fifth graders. We had this school under control.

Nobody likes us this year.

Yes that's right.

I stay out of it. I am fine. I grow a mustache.

I see nothing.

Good.

But it hit me worst of all.

Do you see that girl over there?

She will torment me at every possible opportunity.

Wait a minute, isn't that your sister?

And.

At least you have your own room. My grandfather stole mine from me.

What? Has your grandfather moved in with you? When is that?

After his raid on the supermarket.

Can I help you sir?

Yes, I want to see Maria.

Oh, Maria is gone. We have switched to self-checkouts.

Much faster and more efficient. You will like it.

Is it cheaper if I do all the work myself?

We have special offers every day, sir.

-Serious? -Yes sir.

-Let me through. I want to continue. - No problem.

CASH BOX

- Scan an article. -I'm talking to a robot.

Scan an article.

I will do.

Let's see if that works.

Scan an article.

You get into my nerve.

Scan an article.

And and.

Sir! Sir!

Sir, you must stop.

Wait, I'll help you up. -My leg! Go away!

Now please, sir.

Go away! I am retired. Go away.

-I can do judo! -Go away!

Leave the poor man alone!

Your store is worthless.

Are you crazy? Stop!

Oh okay. You want to mess with me.

You don't have more? That hurts.

There is my little one. You didn't have to come here. I am fine

What happened to the mailbox?

An idiot held him.

Oh shit.

Daddy, are you driving again? Your driver's license is gone, remember?

It's not gone, I forgot to renew it.

Now I have to take the driving test, that's crazy

because I've been driving for over 50 years. What do I do, starve?

I'm coming in now.

It just can't go on like this.

Do not worry. This damn store will never see me again.

No, I mean I have to leave everything behind

Drive two hours each way to check in

I didn't ask you to come!

No, not you, but the police. Dad, I want to come, I want to be there for you.

But maybe now is the time to think about it ...

No, I am not moving! I built this house and am doing it

here the last breath. You don't put me in a house!

What if you move in with us?

Are you crazy? Family members are like fish, they stink after three days. Horrible

Idea. We would kill ourselves. No way, sorry.

Daddy!

I miss her too.

And nothing will change if you let me

taken from my house and transplanted into yours.

Oh man.

Maybe we can miss her together.

Yes, maybe. But there is no room in your house. Where would you put me?

Under the roof? Under no circumstances!

Don't make it any more difficult than it already is. It is the only choice.

Daddy! If it's the only choice, then it's not a choice at all.

"Choice" means that you must choose between at least one

decide two things. And that's only one.

Unless the other is I'm in the garden

sleep and be eaten by a bear.

Don't make it a drama now.

Moreover, your sisters already share a room.

Yes, Sarah already told me that.

You live in the clouds, because your way is so far.

Wait a second. Shh!

Schhh!

Schhh ...

- Hey, I'm back. - Shh!

There is no bathroom in the attic. And grandpa doesn't reach all these levels.

And the basement ... is the basement.

-Ha! -What?

My Jordans! They have new laces.

Hey Peter, do we have to help you move?

Disappears! This is still my room.

Not for long.

Go away! Go away! Go away!

Peter, I know it's not ideal, but we are

a family there you have to make sacrifices for each other.

Sometimes quite big sacrifices.

Listen. There you have a lot more space than in this room.

Now the attic will become your new room.

No he does not. The attic remains where you put things and then them

Forget like our old TV or the exercise bike Dad used.

Turn right.

What? I train with it. Just think of it as a new beginning, okay?

We'll clean up the fabric thoroughly and maybe put on some nice wallpaper.

Your turtles wouldn't hurt if you had a better view.

They like it so much. There you have your privacy.

Do you still like that, honey?

And.

Grandpa!

Grandpa is here, Grandpa is here, Grandpa everywhere.

Oh how nice that Grandpa is coming and he will stay there forever. Hey

Hello And please remember: we don't want to overwhelm Grandpa.

He should settle down first.

There is plenty of time to talk to him over dinner.

-Oh, I won't be here. -What?

What? I study with Russel.

"Learning" is still learning, isn't it? Isn't it slang for something else?

No father. "Learning" is still learning. And I got permission from mom.

Grandpa!

Jenny!

Don't knock him over.

Oh man.

-Hi, Grandpa. -Hello Mausezahn.

Ed.

Artie.

Where is your brother

Peter?

Peter?

Peter!

Come on, let's help Grandpa with his luggage.

Okay, give it to me. - Never mind.

OK. Then I take the suitcase.

He called me "Artie" again.

Arthur, this is really not easy for him.

Hey, grandpa.

Hey there you are. Look at yourself.

Look at yourself. You grow faster than grass.

Oh, chic sneakers.

Thank you. Do you like your room?

- Yeah, looks good. - Sure, because it's beautiful.

By far the nicest room in the house.

Oh I know boy Listen, I didn't want it to happen like that either.

Sometimes you have to make sacrifices in a family.

You're right. That's true.

Sometimes you are not even asked.

There we are already two.

Oh yes, be careful with the floorboards. They are wrong.

I will think about it. Thank you.

I'll see you later, Grandpa.

You can always come and visit me.

In the attic ... teeming with spiders and mice.

- Peter! -I did not do anything!

So here we are.

You got robbed, dude.

No, I was attacked.

The worst part is I can't even complain about it.

But you complain a lot about that, Peter.

I mean home because he's old and we all love him and stuff.

You cannot let the enemy take your stand.

You have to fight back and stand up for your rights.

I have no rights.

Everyone has rights. They are, uh ... not-something ... has something

have to do with the pursuit of happiness. That's the constitution.

Yes, that would be great if I lived in North America.

But apparently Burlington Avenue is 153 in North Korea.

Did your parents know this when buying a house?

What?

I wouldn't accept that.

I would ask for my room back or there would be a war.

"Or is there war"?

Should he attack his grandfather?

Only in secret, of course, Emma.

He can't fight him in the normal way because his grandfather is strong,

is big and experienced, while Peter is only weak and small. And stupid.

You're a bad friend.

Hi, Steven.

Mom says you should put on your flip flops to shower after exercise.

Not cool, Lisa.

My brother has athlete's foot. Absolutely gross and contagious.

Infectious?

And dirty.

Only six toes are affected.

That's a lot of toes, bro.

Hello, Grandpa.

Hello Sweetie.

Do you want to play something? I have "reindeer races"

I have "Christmas World", I have "1-2-3 Christmas porridge".

Maybe, but not now, okay?

Do you want to watch a movie? I got "Frosty the Snowman".

I do not think so. Okay, little mouse? Maybe tomorrow?

Okay.

What's the matter with Grandpa?

How come? What happened?

He just doesn't want to do anything.

He's just staring out the window, but there's only a dead tree

Dad always wants to cut down, but he can't use the chainsaw.

Daddy can always use the chainsaw, snail. OK?

He just decided to wait for Mom to say it's okay.

There is nothing wrong with Grandpa. He is just very tired and

thinks a lot about grandma. All good, okay

Okay.

Get out, get out!

I hate my life.

Oh come now!

No.

"Declaration of war.

When a person leaves the room in the context of human events

steals from another person, there is no choice but to go to war.

You have 24 hours. Give me back what's mine

or face the consequences. Secret warrior. "

Nice handwriting.

Bad? Not at all. You know it's a change, so ...

Who are you talking to

I'm done quickly with Jerry.

No, I would love to, but I can't

I'm a little stuck here. Yeah.

Hi, Jerry, Sally here.

Hello!

- He's not stuck here. -What's that?

I can drop it off when I drive to work. Listen again.

Until then, Jerry.

Are you gonna be a helicopter mom now?

Are you going to get me sandwiches with a note in them?

A note? You may not like what it says.

I'll meet him another time, don't feel like it now.

You haven't seen Jerry in years.

Now you live nearby. That will be fun.

I can't and I don't want to. I still have something to do. I have to take care of that

Get light switches in my room. Artie installed it upside down.

Do you have!

Eat up. We're in 10 minutes.

Yes mom.

How is your grandfather? Slept good?

Like a marmot. Thank you. Is there no newspaper in the house?

Yes there is.

Please.

Ahh, I can't read that.

Just make it bigger. So.

Oh yeah.

Jenn ...

How does she actually survive? She doesn't eat anything.

No idea. You have to go, Peter.

OK. And? No nightmares?

I? No.

Sleep problems?

I only have eight words left on the screen.

Don't want to talk to me about anything

Now everything is gone! What have I done? How...

Peter, I'm waiting!

If you want to talk later, we can do that.

Have fun at school.

Didn't he say anything about it?

Not a word. You should understand that.

And I don't understand you, man. I mean,

Do you just slide the note under the door?

Maybe he hasn't read it yet.

Yes he did. It was on his desk.

Maybe he has already forgotten? It happens to old people.

This is happening to you, Steve.

Oops. Well, something like that ...

The problem is that you have lost the element of surprise.

The attack must be immediate.

- You have chili in your backpack. - He knows that.

And.

Hi, Steven.

Oh God no

You left your braces in Mom's car.

There's still a chocolate bar there, it looks like.

At least I hope so.

I'll see you after.

Yes, it is a bar.

Are you making good progress, Arthur?

Great yes If you like big boxes.

The fame of this company is based on them.

Yes. Yes, probably true.

Are you sure this is the Walmart profile?

Walmart? I thought this was for Kmart.

No, Walmart.

Oh man. I apologize. I have so much on my mind now.

My father-in-law moved in with us, so ...

No idea. Somehow he doesn't like me much.

He thinks I work for a soulless group of companies

who are not interested in concerns and needs ...

... your employees have.

I wish you a lot of fun.

How do I get home?

Well you could walk. Or you can take this.

I already have a cell phone.

It's not a cell phone. I don't even know exactly what that is. Put it in.

Okay, that's a ride called "Lyft".

If you want to go home, just swipe it and someone will pick you up.

You don't need money, you don't even need to talk to anyone.

Wipe. Swipe over it.

Bye father.

Oh! I.

Greetings to Jerry for me. -I will.

Holy shit is this all yours? All young dreams come true here.

Are you crazy? Boys can't afford that.

The pool table alone costs six grand.

And you all play with it

Of course, of course.

What do you have the first sentence to do? Play billiards? Gym or football?

And what the hell is that

It's a unicycle. It's a lot of fun.

And you can control that thing?

Shit yes

Epic!

Have to see me.

Wow!

Yo, Jerry! Oh! I didn't know you had visitors.

This is my old friend Ed.

Ed, hi, Danny.

You're welcome. So are we going for a walk?

And.

Oh well. Because my masseuse told me when I was the week

Take 10,000 steps and she'll meet me for coffee.

And you know what "coffee" means.

Coffee?

Yes, Kaffee.

Tomorrow, Ladies.

Seriously man?

These yoga pants are killing me again.

Why are you doing this?

What? They think I'm cute.

Yeah, like, "Sweet, the old boys. Still think they have a shot."

Hello I am a good catch.

I get a great pension. Two more years and I can ski for free.

Do you ski?

No, I don't. Tomorrow. Beautiful morning.

How are you? Sweet.

Yes delicious. Name it retirement next time.

As if you would ever ski.

So what about your daughter, Ed?

It's alright. I have my grandson's room, which he doesn't like.

He sent that to me yesterday.

"... no space, ... no choice, ... consequences".

Wow! And your answer?

Nothing.

- Do you want to let that go? - You have to answer that.

This aggression requires a counterattack. Semper fi.

You were in the Marines?

Not me. I just mean ...

He's a kid. He gets used to it and I too.

I'm his grandfather so he won't do anything.

Are you crazy? You have to do something ...

"House thieves have lost the right to a good night's sleep."

Peter? Hey, Peter!

Grandpa. Is that you?

Yeah it's me and you know it, you know what time it is?

Bedtime?

It's the middle of the night. Come on, that's not funny. I do not like it

when someone is playing tricks on me, even if it is my grandson.

This is not a joke. This is war.

You are not at war with your family, you are at war

against the enemy. And I am not your enemy

You have my declaration of war. Why didn't you say anything?

Because I was hoping it was a joke.

It's not a joke. You took something from me and I want it back.

OK. Go back to sleep, I've got it.

But now it is over.

We will see you tomorrow morning respectively soon.

Grandpa? I love you.

I love you too.

But the war continues.

Hello, Grandpa.

- Hey, Jenny. -Can I come in?

Of course why not.

Because I was not allowed to go to Peter.

I always snuck in when he wasn't there.

Come on in.

What can I do for you?

Nothing. I'm just curious.

Do you know it's my birthday soon?

Yes I know.

OK. I just wanted to make sure.

What is this?

These are marbles.

Can I have one

Sure, but promise to take care of it. They are special.

You are not magical.

People always say things are magical and they never are.

No, I didn't say they were magic

but they are special. Come here.

Do you know that Grandpa used to build houses?

Yes, before I was born.

That's right, you haven't existed yet. But if you have a

When building a house, you always start digging first.

And for some reason you almost always find marbles

because they roll everywhere and are easily lost.

And in almost every construction pit I've dug, I have

found a marble or two. Guess what I've done.

Used to be?

You have collected. And if you count all these marbles now

do you know how many houses I have built.

That's a lot of houses.

I also worked for a long time.

Why aren't you working now?

Because I am now retired.

What is pension?

Then you stop working and you can do other things.

Your grandmother and I had many plans

but sometimes it turns out differently than you think.

Can I have a marble now?

And.

Careful little mouse, be careful.

Are you okay, Grandpa?

Yes Yes. I rest a little bit here.

Do I still get a marble?

Take whatever you want

Oh no no no no

What kind of sound is that up there?

Grandpa lost his marbles.

"Come to my room right away."

-You wanted to see me? -Yes. Come on in. Close the door.

Sit down.

So you know the jar with all my marbles?

No. How am I supposed to know what you got here

in your room ...? That used to be mine.

It is well. That's funny. Very funny actually.

Everyone loves pranksters. I thought we were done.

Just tell Mom and Dad you have the room

want to trade with me. Then it is done.

Do you really want war? Because I participated in it.

It's not like video games.

Even if you win, others will be hurt.

I just want what's mine

And do you play with fire?

I do not play.

Okay. And what are the rules of the whole thing?

Used to be?

We need rules about what is and is not allowed.

- There are no rules in war. -Oh yes, and if.

Rule number one: no collateral damage

the civilian population or their property. "

That means it shouldn't endanger your parents or your sisters.

I agree.

"Rule number two: don't talk about it."

CODE OF CONDUCT

This is hand in hand. Just between the two of us. Nobody betrays the other.

I agree.

OK. Sign!

Okay, your wish comes true, "Secret Warrior".

OK. "Old Soldier".

From now on: "Better care".

The jungle: big and small, exotic and living here

bizarre animals in the same place and next to each other at the same time.

The game is called: survival. The use: eat or be eaten.

Those who attack first may have another

Enjoy your day. Those who sleep will be eaten.

OK. Okay.

What sorts of things is that?

"Quick-drying mounting foam".

I'll kill him. Don't mess with me, you little ...

Do you think you are smart?

Then you did the math without the landlord, my friend.

You will regret it, I promise.

Do you think you are smart? Not even close!

No one will ever know!

I do not know what you're talking about.

You're doing really well, Grandpa.

Thanks, little mouse. You are a very good teacher.

Why is your face so red?

I do not know.

Maybe I'm allergic to something in this house.

Well, then I'm in shaving cream.

I mean ... school.

Eh, Peter! is that your folder?

Yes thank you.

Have fun at school, boy. I love you.

Hey Pete How's your super unnecessary war?

Not good. I was up all night. could not sleep.

Diarrhea?

What? No! My grandpa.

Does your grandfather have diarrhea?

No! In history there is no such thing as diarrhea.

I did everything you said and hit him a few times.

This morning I put Tabasco in his coffee.

Nothing so far.

Dude, your grandfather works with psy-ops.

Psychological warfare.

Or he just grew up.

Peter? When you've talked enough, you want us

maybe read your essay on your summer vacation?

Yeah right.

"My Summer Vacation" by Peter Decker.

This summer vacation was the best I've ever had.

I have ridden a lot and no longer showered

until I smelled like a monkey's buttocks.

Please read on, Peter. Go ahead.

I do not want. This is not my ...

Lies!

I figured out how to freeze my own farts in a bag.

I have not written that.

Sit down again. We talk after class.

Psy-Ops.

Amateur.

What is going on here?

Uh, nothing, nothing at all! We only have ...

I brought some vocabulary exercises.

Really?

Vocabulary.

Russell, get out! Mia, you stay.

What about the line that says no

Can boys enter the house when no one is around?

Oh, my god, mom, don't be surprised. We haven't done anything.

I was your age too.

-YOU? I can not imagine it. -Oh no?

-No. You're already ... What?

You're already, you're ...

Say it.

The vocabulary exercises really paid off, baby.

Well damn ...!

Well, you started it, boy.

He's got me full.

I have it full. Tape at the end of the door,

like I wouldn't smell something like that for a hundred yards.

-Beginner! -Tesa at the end of the door.

It really doesn't get any dumber.

Go back, I'll turn.

Yes. I already left.

Let's skip the gap.

-Good idea. -Yes.

I wonder how Grandpa is playing golf.

My Jordans!

Dude, I think your grandpa must be a ninja.

My Jordans.

The first time?

To my sorrow, no.

What are you, a spy or something?

No. I'm just trying to outsmart my grandson.

We are in the middle of a war for his room.

I just moved in with my daughter ...

No, don't say anything. Then no one can force me to testify against you.

I am stupid.

I help you.

Try me one last time.

Oh, stupid ... What am I doing wrong again?

Oh no no You have to go through it alone, otherwise you will never learn.

Do you like that?

Well, you see, it's okay.

Bam! Cars like this 1974 VW Beetle ...

We had one of those too.

The clutch was broken and we replaced it.

I know. You dropped the flywheel on my toe.

Blame yourself. I was not the son you always wanted.

Don't we want to look at something else? Could be...

Netflix?

The weather channel?

Shopping at home?

Oh yes, the Grinch, please.

Good idea!

Hey, I'm going to Skyler's.

What? Now?

Yes, to learn.

You want me to go to a good university, don't you?

OK, I'll see you later.

She sees Russell, I know that.

-What? -It's none of my business.

Spit it out before choking on it.

Okay.

Just don't argue with her about her boyfriend.

It took me two years for you.

Yes. When you started dating Artie.

I don't know about that.

But I. It was horrible.

I was always at home.

Yes, you were at home talking to your mother. You never came to me.

-Really? -Yes.

-Excuse me. -No, it's okay, it was my fault.

I didn't think he was good enough for you until I realized

that was not the point. You said he was good enough for you.

But now you get along well.

Because I bring myself together.

But I will always miss these two years.

Wow! Yes, thank you very much, Ed.

I have agreed with you. I mean that very seriously.

But as for your career ...

Used to be? Daddy!

Nothing against Artie, I just think people pull out their dreams

Losing eyes and settling for less, never being happy.

Really? Well, I think the same people value a certain income.

Which then enables them to take their elderly father-in-law into their home.

And my name is "Arthur". Come on, rush time for bed. Marching away.

Night, Mäuslein.

-Night. -Good night.

You did a great job again.

Sorry.

I can't put anything back together. He has them all

Screws hidden. Now I have to sleep on the floor.

That's really funny.

Now. Ha-ha.

Dude, you may have to admit that

you're not as smart as your grandfather

Billy, bad snake.

Thank you.

Steven, the dog was chewing your underwear again.

These are not mine.

Not really? "Captain Steve" is written on the waistband.

Get out!

"Captain Steve".

You see, it is very easy.

Yes, thank you dear

And now, on the road with you. You helped me a lot.

Well who said it?

- I know what you could do, Peter. -Similar?

You could use some of your mental energy that you're wasting on

Use stupid jokes about your grandpa to get rid of your 4 in math.

Who cares about math? This is real life.

... says the man who is building a virtual castle in a video game.

Petersburg is not a castle, it is a palace.

And after almost three years of construction it is as good as finished.

Keep dreaming.

Ah no. Oh!

And then see if the light is on again.

No no no!

Any beginner knows that.

What was that?

DANGER FOR COOKIES

Do you have them with you?

Do you have the money

You don't have to count.

I know, Pete. I trust you.

Not funny, Peter!

Don't hurt me, I won't hurt you either!

You can do whatever you want, just don't bite me!

You know what, I'm just going here.

You don't mind, Eddie.

Stay out. Stay out. Stay out!

What is this?

An emergency chain.

A what? Like that of ads?

Do you want me to wear this? No way. Not really. I'd rather die.

You know you can wear them under your shirt and no one will see anything.

It is awesome.

Dad, if you don't want to wear it for yourself, wear it for me

- But I don't need that. -Not really?

If I tell you

Because that's what Arthur meant

would have acted very strangely.

Oh yeah?

FYI, I didn't say "strange".

I said "extremely confused".

"Confused".

Dad, it's so hard to believe we're worried

to make you ... You probably never need to use them.

That's right because I'll never wear it.

Dad, it would reassure me to know you're with me

Get help when you need it at the touch of a button.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

Nice necklace, grandpa.

Watch out, my friend.

And that's how you found him?

Yes. I was unable to reach him online and was concerned.

My life's work, a ruin.

That's just a lot of rubble.

He ruined Petersburg.

I've built more than a third of my life on it.

Strictly speaking, three twelfths are exactly 25 percent,

that's less than a third of your life.

That's how it is.

Everything will be fine.

Ah, I was right, honey.

The little one slowly comes to his senses.

Do you both promise to use words only?

Promised.

Why do we have to do this?

You need a neutral mediator for peace talks

otherwise it degenerates into screaming at some point.

This is stupid!

It took me five minutes to fix this

I no longer get up to sit in a chair.

Grandpa promised. Now you have to promise.

Okay good. I promise.

Good. So the hostilities are getting stronger

was at the helm than anyone could have foreseen.

You don't mess with someone else's computer.

That's not cool!

Everything is allowed in war, boy.

War! I just want my room back!

Do not shout!

I don't do that at all, he yells.

Apologize to Grandpa.

No, leave it alone, little mouse.

I love you, grandpa. -Love you too.

-Stop! -With what?

-What is going on here? - Nothing is happening here.

You must be neutral!

I don't even know what that means.

You can't pretend you like him more than I do.

But I like him more than you. He gave me a cookie.

Okay, that sounds worse than it is. Right, a cookie has changed hands

but long before this trial was planned.

With chocolate chips. My favorite variety.

Mine too.

Okay, that's enough. The rest has been canceled.

Do not shout!

Fuck it all!

"Fuck it" is not what you say!

Peter.

Will I get my second cookie now?

Peter, please wait now. That cookie was wrong. So maybe I wanted to

Affected the mediator, which was somewhat inappropriate in retrospect.

"Slightly inappropriate"?

Come on, be honest, you have a preconceived opinion

went into this negotiation. You didn't want to give peace a chance.

What for? You destroyed Petersburg.

But that's what I was trying to tell you.

War isn't just a game, Peter.

Only children, fools and generals think so, war hurts.

War injures, kills and causes misery. We need to end this somehow.

And how?

How about a final match and the winner gets everything?

What kind of match?

I have no idea, choose something.

I'll do whatever you want and then the ghost will be over.

-What I want? -What you want.

Okay.

It is not an agreement. We miss the fourth in the team,

it must be a woman and I don't know anyone else.

Just a moment. They want me to be

Help you get your grandson in the car

drive because the two of you can't live peacefully under one roof?

You can also put it that way.

I will participate. Sometimes my granddaughter robs me of the last nerve.

Oh dear, we're dead

Harassment tactics, that's it, Danny.

Just don't show them your fear. That makes them strong.

They are like baby velociraptors.

Yes, exactly, velociraptors.

Remember how to play dodgeball?

Was there a dodgeball in the century?

There have been smart donkeys, I know.

And don't forget not to aim for the head.

Not even on the eggs. Save the crown jewels.

You heard him.

Do you have your adhesive cream with you, old man? Your wrong bit is about to rise.

Big words for a baby. Would you like to change your diaper first?

No maybe you

-Men! - Who are you telling that?

You will love the attic, Grandpa.

Don't be too early, my little one.

-It begins! -It begins!

And!

Hello!

Run for your life!

Fire!

Why did I get involved in this?

Man on the ground.

Hey, not upside down, we said!

Oops. Slipped away.

And from! Teenage Team: One.

Senior team: zero.

My ears are ringing. That is barbaric.

Shut up, Danny, get together.

Who is this?

Come here guys.

It seems they are way too fast for us.

We have to play our own way if we want to win. Am I right?

-And. -And and.

I have an idea. So,...

Game two! On your places!

Grab them!

Fire!

Yes. Now you have a problem.

Anxious!

From! From! From! Caught twice, one hit. Three points.

Come on, you seemingly dead, show me!

If not Mr. Headshot is!

In the balls.

Oops. Slipped away.

End of game two. A draw. Last match. The winner gets it all.

Are you okay again? Come here.

On your places!

What is he up to?

Danny!

You are an animal!

Shit yeah Who's house is this?

-Our house! -Our house!

And!

Final sprint!

Jerry! And you?

Something broke.

It made a very loud "ping".

Age! I mean, old guy, are you okay

But it sure is, stupid.

Jerk.

YOU! From!

Beschiss!

Hey, you can't catch me, I'm on fire!

Sorry, Danny!

Oh, it was on purpose.

You two, get out!

Used to be?

That's not fair.

Yes, that doesn't count. The boy was already out and he is throwing like a chick.

Diane, that was fire from our own line. Are you playing for the enemy now?

You three, get out!

Sorry, Peter's grandpa, but now you're ready!

Where is female solidarity?

Sorry, Kleine.

You weren't shot for nothing.

This is so stupid.

Yes Yes. You're gone, go away!

- Show him, Ed! -Yes.

- Come on, Peter! -Finish him!

- Get your room back. -Yes, exactly!

- Show him what a rake is, Ed! Come on, Ed!

What are you waiting for? Now go Next comes an eighth birthday.

A draw!

-That does not exist! -No!

What? Not really! I caught his ball before he caught mine.

I caught his first.

- Seriously, he caught it for him. -He dropped his.

Not true at all. He has butter fingers. Here please.

He is old. His fingers don't work.

The finger works.

Okay, that's enough. The game is over. Goes home. All serious.

I won. You lost.

What are you talking about? I clearly caught the ball for you.

Do you happen to have a bar here?

What is this?

I just scribble.

This doesn't look like one of your usual "boxes".

And.

I think it is interesting and really beautiful. For work?

No, the city has issued a tender for an extension of

the library and I thought I would submit my draft.

But you know how it is. They always choose one of the big companies.

100 percent of the shots you don't try on target don't go in.

Do you know who said that?

Uh no.

Wayne Gretzky. Best Ice Hockey Player in the World.

I was just about to say that.

The big?

The biggest.

Still not a sports fan?

No.

Good.

-Here! -Ready to calm down!

Just lie there, sir.

-What do you want from me? - Calm down, sir!

We will save your life, sir. Hold it tight!

I just bought it, you idiot!

Don't panic sir, you are in good hands!

Get rid of that thing or you're dead!

Patient defends himself. We may need fixations.

Wait a minute, sir. Relax sir!

Wow, this test was tough.

I found it very easy.

Come on, get in.

Uh, thanks, but I think I'd rather take the bus - with my friends.

Come on, get in.

See you tomorrow.

a friend of yours?

This is chuck. You don't need to know more about him.

Eh ...

Where are we going?

Clear more. Nice there, you will like it.

Do you know that I'm only 12?

I have my whole life ahead of me.

Maybe someday I'll be president.

Or be the first person to fly to Mars.

Holy Hacke!

Go away!

You know Mom is expecting us for dinner.

Maybe I should call her and tell her where we are.

Don't worry, we'll bring dinner.

I rented it for a few hours. I thought,

let's do something together and go fishing.

Does that sound good?

Very well.

It's absolutely boring.

I do not think so.

One took a bite.

Pull it up! It seems like a lot. Hey

It's huge!

Come here Yes. This is not a fish, this is a whale.

He resisted a lot.

We are all fed up tonight.

I'll give you some new bait.

Thank you.

OK. And eject!

Really really good.

Thank you. Quite fun.

Yes do it. That's what happens when you bury the ax, you see?

How do they bite?

Fairly good. I caught some nice ones.

I'm happy for you. That's certainly because

that not too many people fish here. Because it is prohibited.

-What? -What?

Ask the ranger. Here he comes.

- Get the fish out! -But why?

Overboard with it!

-How come? - Make it up!

The cool box!

Forget the cooler.

You're breaking the law!

He's catching up with us.

That's right, he's catching up with us.

What are you doing over there?

I'll call Chuck to pick us up.

Did he leave us? What kind of friend is that?

Friend? He's my driver. I do not know him.

Stop immediately or you will face the consequences!

Hold on, landing will be difficult.

Hurry!

Why didn't you tell us fishing is prohibited?

I wanted to rent the boat!

Stop! Stop!

-That was so cool. -Yes that's right.

But breaking the law is wrong, you know that.

Yes. I know that.

Stop here, Chuck. I want to show you something, Pete.

I built this house, which is now empty.

The color is different, I don't like it. What do you think?

I think it is good.

Maybe you are right.

You know, over the years when I wasn't in a good mood

I drove there and looked in.

I've seen people live in my den, raise their children

live their lives and have felt better.

Are you feeling better now?

Yes absolutely. Shall I tell you a secret?

-Yes. - Then come with me.

People who build houses usually sign their work,

just like artists do their paintings.

Really?

Yes, but always only hidden.

Some write their name on a rafter, others hide one

Newspaper with the date the house was finished under the floorboards.

You always have a poem at the bottom of one

Toilet written before installing it.

What have you done?

I've always had one of my men take a picture of me and your grandmother.

I built it into the wall next to the fireplace.

Hence, there are all over this part of town

Pictures of me and your grandmother on the walls.

Which no one but you knows

Now you know it.

That is cool.

You become a real fisherman.

Maybe next time we will find a lake where fishing is allowed ...

... and it's teeming with perch.

-Oh, really fat. - Yes, murderous things.

-Grandpa? - Yes, Pete?

Thanks for fishing with me today. I had lots of fun.

You're welcome. I had a lot of fun too. Let's do this more often.

Yes. Gladly.

I'll see you below.

Excellent. Got me

And quite. You're a dead man

-Upps. -Not!

Well, something like that too.

No, not again.

Oops. But something like that too.

The Santa hat fits here.

Have you finished writing it yet?

I'm still here.

"Come and celebrate her super fun birthday party with Jennifer. Motto: Christmas"

Excellent. Very well.

Do you like it?

Absolutely.

Forgiveness? Is this busy?

Thanks for your visit. You never like to go alone on such occasions.

Carl and I have had many adventures together.

He will be missing, the old warrior.

How is he doing...? You already know ...

Fallen asleep. In skydiving.

You look good, bro.

Are you here alone, ma'am?

This is my husband.

I can take you home.

What the...

Sorry.

Nonsense.

What? Damn!

I'm really sorry, Carl.

I do not know him.

Then tell me. How was the funeral yesterday?

Really fun. Thanks for asking.

And with you? There is something exciting going on at school.

No. Unless you name a big one

Eighth graders get punched in the face, exciting.

Really?

And.

How did it come about?

He got a full load of orange juice when he opened my backpack.

Isn't it crazy?

Hey guys.

Hey, Dad.

I'll turn the stuff off and I'll help you

to put the lights on the roof, Ed.

Thanks Arthur. I said "Arthur".

You are both a good team.

Jenny's birthday is going to be so great.

Now we only need one for the beginning of September

Find Santa and everything will be perfect.

Forget Santa. I know him personally. Consider it done.

Thanks Dad. Sweet of you.

That's the least I can do.

Mom, listen to me before you say "no".

Can I invite Russell to Jennifer's party?

-No. -What?

Why not? Peter's friends are also coming.

It occurs to me that I've invited Jerry and the gang.

Yes that is good.

Can't you see how unfair that is?

I hate you!

I don't want to hear it.

Hey, Peter?

And?

Listen ... In World War I, the Germans and the British have theirs on Christmas Eve

Put down weapons to mark the holiday instead of firing at the enemy.

Your sister's birthday is a special occasion and should be celebrated.

I think you are right

Then we agree on a temporary truce for Jenny.

And?

I agree.

No!

Oh stop it! You're hurting me Au.

Looks nice.

Yes very nice.

We also like to have fun.

Forget, I gotta hold on.

Now you are alone I have a question.

Do you know my grandson, Peter Decker?

I changed my mind.

-In the trashcan. -What?

It gets easier without resistance, boy.

Come on, fat man.

-Shit who are you? -Shut up!

Disciplinary Commission.

Leave Peter alone, understand?

Phew, overripe. Not your lucky day, fat bastard. With you

No! No! Not! No!

How dirty!

Get me out of here! Hey?

Wow!

Happy birthday, sparrow.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JENNIFER!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

It is quiet. Too calm.

Billy, you have a truce. His grandfather will certainly not do anything.

And if so, I am prepared. Do you see the throne there?

CHRISTMAS WORKSHOP

I have installed a booby trap.

Someone here should blow up?

Get out of here, Steve.

This lawyer tastes like nothing.

We can change that immediately.

Watch out guys! Guess who's here!

Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas, Santa is here!

-Yes, Santa! -Juchhu!

Not that stormy, I have enough for everyone.

Toys and sweets. What a child's heart desires.

Wait a second. This is not my grandfather.

Ed?

No thank you. I have to pay attention. You never know.

The little one wouldn't dare. You shook hands with it.

No, you cannot trust these children.

Hey, grandpa.

Hello Nice party, what buddy?

Yes, super cool. But I thought you played Santa?

I? Oh no, I'll leave that to the pros.

Jerry has been giving Santa since he retired. Is that a problem, Pete?

Why a problem?

I'm just asking. Hey, would you like to be so nice and bring me some water?

Thanks, boy.

The boy is up to something, I can feel it.

Just a coincidence.

Ho Ho Ho. And what's your name?

Let me guess. 20 years ago it wasn't a name. I am right?

-Peter? Daddy, what's wrong?

Do you know where Mia is? She should help me with the hot dogs.

-No I do not know. - Okay, then help me.

Hey grandpa. What happened to you You are all wet.

There are no answers to some questions.

Hey, a Keks?

-No not now. -They are delicious.

- Thank you, I really don't want one. - Especially this one.

-I do not like. -Sure?

Absolutely safe.

Please put mustard and ketchup on those things

and take them to guests before they get cold?

Sure, Dad. I'll take over at the front and you at the back?

You're the boss.

Oh man, I'm sorry I slipped.

I swear it wasn't on purpose.

You can't do anything.

Oh damn. The bottles must be too full.

Hey daddy? The lights are off, check that

Yes I do.

And Peter, would you take a look at the bouncy castle's compressor?

It could be a bit fuller.

What is the boy up to?

Grandpa!

Daddy!

Daddy!

Dad are you hurt

I am fine. Found a quarter dollar.

Peter, we said no pranks.

We shake hands with it. What happened?

What are you talking about?

Grandpa, I swear I didn't do anything!

Santa is dead.

Okay, maybe.

That is not good at all.

Danny, Ed, ...

Did you see that? That was amazing.

Here comes Santa. Ho Ho Ho!

My sausages!

Jerry! Everything okay?

Where am I?

Fire!

Come to safety! I delete.

I'll get the garden hose.

Good. OK. I have a pen ...

"From the face ..." I'm blind, I'm blind!

I do that!

Grandpa, get out of the way!

My Christmas tree!

My birthday cake for Christmas!

Oh what have we done

No no!

Peter!

Hi mum.

Mia? Russell?

Don't you dare run, Russell!

Nothing happened.

Okay, and I can't help it.

Hey, can someone help me?

That's a pretty deep scratch, Mr. Marino.

You should see the tree first.

Thank you.

What? What? There is nothing. I am fine.

Of course I'm fine. You're always okay.

No one should help or love you in any way.

Sally, please stop.

You could have been dead!

Come on, don't make it a drama now. It was an accident and nothing more.

-An accident? -Yes.

Do you really think I don't know about the "war"?

Dad ... or should I say "old soldier"?

Oh oh that.

What did you think?

Don't blame the boy. It's up to me alone.

I am an adult, I should have known better.

God knows, yes

I'm very sorry. It got out of hand.

I have enough money to pay for everything.

I'll get my old crew and we'll fix everything.

It's not about the house or the money, Dad.

If you were so sorry to stay with us, you should have said it.

I never said I hated you.

Exactly, you never told us.

Yes, I never said it. Have we solved that now?

No! Forget what you never said

I was just thinking, if you come to us, you will find that we

love you and change your mind about living alone.

But of course it did not come to that.

You're so excited about it ...

...Having fun.

- Are you all right, Grandpa? -Yes I'm fine.

I'm sorry what happened at your birthday party.

It's alright. I have something for you that will make you feel better.

That is nice of you. But I gave it to you, remember?

Don't you want her?

I think you need her more. But it's only on loan.

That's very grown up of you, my love.

You can take it home soon.

The doctor only looks at the X-rays.

We'll wait for you outside.

Can I see him now?

No. It will be a long time before we get you both back

leave alone together. Maybe never.

Will he get better?

Naturally. As for you and Mia, that's a different story.

You will be under labor arrest for the next six months.

Work arrest? What is that, please?

Room arrest plus household chores.

For six months.

-What? -Yes.

Well, it adds up a lot, doesn't it?

I haven't done half as much as Peter. That is so unfair.

Will I also get work arrest?

No, honey, you don't.

Russell!

Please sit down!

What? Wait. Mom!

Russell ?!

Daddy, can't you see her senses ...

Russell!

You have to stay put, Mia.

Leave me alone!

Come here now, coward!

Come here!

Okay, that's enough. Mom is absolutely crazy. I have to go there.

Wait. I know your mother. She gets herself back.

You're not hitting me, are you Mrs. Decker?

No.

What are you going to do?

What I'm not going to do is lose two years with my daughter Russell.

Take my hand before I change my mind.

Come by tomorrow.

Really?

Yes. And bring work clothes.

I have a huge hole on the first floor. That must be resolved.

Okay.

And everything is okay?

Thanks Mom.

I didn't hurt him.

Everything will be fine.

Let's get Grandpa and go home.

Sorry, can you see if Mr. Marino can go home yet?

Oh, it's long gone. I assumed they were all gone.

He said his brother would pick him up.

Brothers?

Yes. Chuck ...?

Chuck.

Who's chuck

Daddy?

Ed?

Grandpa! Grandpa!

Grandpa!

Mom!

Jerry doesn't know where he is either.

I shouldn't have pushed him so hard.

It's Peter's fault. Grandpa is gone because of him.

Yes Peter But now you have your room back. Are you happy?

Peter? Waking.

I think I know where Grandpa is.

I also really like the fireplace. Something like that is no longer built today.

Thank you. There are secrets behind these walls.

Wait!

I started it, I want to finish it too.

Hi, Chuck.

-Grandpa! -Peter.

So what's going on? You moved out of your room.

It's your room, boy. It always has been.

I've decided I want you to get it.

I don't want you to leave, Grandpa.

We both know that the room will always be between us.

No it won't. I also like the attic.

I don't know why I was so angry with the old smelly room.

Fair. Grandpa, please come back.

It's not that easy.

I also do everything. I'll bring you every marble back, I swear.

But, Pete.

Grandpa, please. You don't even know how embarrassed I am.

I just want to hide somewhere.

It's all my fault.

No, don't believe that for a second. We were both to blame.

You only defended what was yours.

Maybe a war like that starts and it goes on and on.

Your enemy is doing you something bad, so you are doing him something worse.

And he takes revenge, and you take revenge

And the whole thing gets worse and worse.

And at some point, someone just drops a bomb.

That's how it works, isn't it?

Yes, that's how it works.

I never want to go to war.

I am very glad you said that.

And I hope to God you never have to.

Shall I tell you something?

Somehow I liked measuring myself against you.

Really?

Yes. I could forget my grief for your grandmother.

And ... you did me pretty bad a few times.

Well, you do me too.

And.

Please come home, Grandpa.

Come here.

3 MONTHS LATER

Well, Mr. Decker, if you want to sign here then.

I actually wanted to cut the tree myself.

But my wife dislikes chainsaws.

I can use the chainsaw at any time.

I believe you, man. And if you still do

how do you call me at the office, yeah?

I mean I can always use the chainsaw.

A little more dignity, please.

It's just a chainsaw. How come? Did she say something?

Hey grandpa. I am ready to go fishing.

Oh, Petey, I forgot to tell you. Fishing has to be canceled today.

How come? We always go fishing on Saturdays. This is our thing.

I know this is it. Unfortunately I now have other plans. I'll make it up to you.

And how?

Maybe we'll go to the cinema or that new ice cream parlor.

Ah, you see, this is for me. I have to go. We make something.

Is there something wrong?

Roads Peter.

Let's go.

Grandpa! Grandpa!

Hello Grandpa.

-Over there! -His fingers don't work!

No. Better this way.

-Too much? - it fits!

Oh! Sorry!

Once again.

Once again.

I see you are busy ... Great, stimulates blood circulation.

Russell! Russell! Russell!

You should leave that out.

Sorry. I have a frog in my throat.

I want to become an opera singer.

How did he move?

The man is still alive.

In the next episode you will see ...

Again, right?

Hey can i help you? Can i smell you?

Can I help you sir? -Puff, absolutely. Yes!

No, it does nothing. Moment ...

-Also, come on. - Well, again.

-What are you not doing? - That's life.

And you can control that thing?

Shit and Pret! SP and ASS.

You should be able to spell.

What was that now? You were in the Marines?

Nonsense. I just mean.

You're so foolish.

In with you!

Shit who are you

Ok, it's in the box!

... I would work for a soulless group of companies

who are not interested in the concerns and needs of their ...

Okay, cut. Was good.

Thank you too.

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