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'Previously
on The Royals...'

'When I was a little girl,

my grandfather gave me
a music box.

I'd stare at it for hours,

wondering what it would
be like to be royal.'

I can't be on the list.

I hoped for something more.

I wish the same for you.

I will find you
the perfect queen.

(Gunshot, crowd screaming)

I knew if I got shot,
I'd get you home.

Jasper Frost is an American
intelligence agent.

- You're saying I'm CIA?
- I'm not saying it, you are.

My father was a small-time con
man from Las Vegas.

- Colin, good to see you.
- Your Majesty.

Why would Robert be
paying Ted Pryce?

To kill my father.

If Robert was paying
Ted Pryce,

He'd have used one of two
personal bankers.

She's the daughter
of the second one.

I'll kill him before
I let him deceive everyone.

- 'You have the device?'
- Yeah, it's right here.

'Stick it
in her father's computer,

it'll clone his hard drive.'

We've got it.

I know what you did,
you son of a bitch!

(Gags)

I see you've met Hamish
from Dopplebangers.

You should turn him loose before
you kill him,

although he does enjoy
a bit of the rough stuff.

Have I taught you nothing,
Mongo?

(Sighs) Come with me.

♪I only wanna have some fun

♪I only wanna have some fun

♪I just want to have
some fun

♪I only wanna have some fun

Tell me a bit about yourself.

I attended Cambridge, where
I studied History of Art.

My primary interest was
conservation of monuments

and heritage management.

Tell me something about you that
no one else knows.

Well...

I once had sex
on top of Stonehenge.

Is that right? Huh.

- Too forward?
- No.

I just wouldn't have
expected that

from the daughter
of a baroness.

It was amazing.

I mean, I loved it,

and the guys seemed
very happy too.

- Guys?
- There haven't been many.

I was a bit
of an ugly duckling,

more concerned about books and
philanthropy.

Probably sounds quite boring.

No, not at all.

Would you care to join me
for lunch?

That sounds lovely,
Your Majesty.

Amanda will be joining us

for the lunch portion
of the interview.

Very good, Miss Cartwright.
Follow me, please.

♪(Music box plays)
Fur Elise

(Music stops)

(LIAM) 'How did you know?'

Your temper precedes you.

Don't you recall
that beat-down

you gave dear old Uncle Me

when you thought
I killed Simon?

Lo and behold,
it was Robby!

He conspired
to kill his own father.

It's so Shakespearean,
it's almost disappointing.

But at the same time,
it's exhilarating.

I love ruining lives.

Hold your horses
until I talk to a few people.

What people?

People that can help us expose
that little prick

on the grandest scale.

- And the authorities?
- No, not yet.

I want to make sure we have
maximum insult before injury.

Today's lesson -
play your hidden ace

when all the chips are
on the table.

Until then, we tell no one.

No one!

You were right,
Boone was right.

- I have proof.
- What are you gonna do?

I'm going to expose that fraud
in front of my family

and the entire world.

Maybe you shouldn't do that.

Let a murderer
get away with it?

I'm not saying,
let him get away with it,

I'm just saying,
maybe there's another way.

Use the information and
make him step down quietly.

Quietly? The son of a bitch paid
a psychopath

to kill my father,
his father.

I understand that,

but Boone said there's
no going back from this.

He wasn't wrong.

Thought about what this
would do to your family?

(ELEANOR) Hey.

Can we talk?

I couldn't come home
right away.

- Why?
- I just couldn't.

I'm sorry.

It's good to see you, though,
and Jasper.

And your brother?

Our brother,
it's good to see him too?

- No, he's an arsehole.
- He's your brother.

We're a family. I'm back.

He's back.

Mum's bored out of her mind.

She's watching
Royal And Beautiful.

I didn't know
things had gotten that bad.

Well, they have!

And you can fix it.

Just come home and spend
some time with us, all of us.

It would mean a lot to Mum
and to Robby.

And to me.

I'll do it for the last one.

(JASPER) Aw!

I kind of wish
he was still in a coma.

- Too soon, Liam.
- Sorry. Got you.

Hm.

Have you seen my tie?

I think
it's tied to the bedpost.

Yep, that's it there -

future Prime Minister
Colin Yorke's necktie.

Colin, what do you think
of the girl in this picture?

Wow! She's attractive.

I mean, within reason.
She's no queen of England.

She could be.

Hey, don't feel guilty
about this. I missed you.

It was all me.

It was half you.

I'd better go.

South London isn't pleased

about all the attention
it's getting.

One more thing
and it could all go off.

Ooh, you mean,
they could start, like,

shooting at
a member of the Royal Family?

Oh, wait! Those mongrels already
did that.

How's Robby doing?

He seems strangely fine,

which, if I know my son,
means he is anything but.

Hello, Jasper.

(Monitor bleeps)

Interesting press conference.

I don't know, Jasper,
I keep trying with you,

but I just don't know.

You'll remain my bodyguard, of
course,

when you recover,
if you recover.

I mean, we really
don't have a choice now -

you're the darling
of the press.

I should head back
to the palace.

I've got lunch with several
duplicitous outsiders

who hope to have
a piece of what's mine.

Seems to be going around.

Something wrong?

I was on the list.

Of contenders
for the King's bride?

I was the other name.

You must have been
his first choice, then.

Some people would kill to be
on that list, literally.

Did you remove your name because
of my other son?

No.

I don't know. Liam never really
saw me like that.

The truth is, he never
really saw me at all.

It's important, being seen,

finding someone
who listens to you.

My mother had that.

Your mother made
the right choice.

Look, it's not exactly torture
being queen,

but it is forever.

You sacrifice a lot,

standing next to a member
of the Royal Family.

Speaking of,
are we out in front

on Liam's latest dalliance,
what's her name?

Greta.

She looks like
she has a nice personality.

Is there a particular angle
you'd like me to pursue?

No, not yet.
I'll talk to him.

Stay on course
with Robert's love life -
there is much more at stake.

And Willow?

You're not wrong to expect your
love to be true.

It's nice to know
a man sees you

and appreciates you for you.

This isn't always
the greatest environment
for that.

Thank you, Your Majesty.

Would you like me to move
to make room for your mail?

There are so many people out
there who need help, Jasper,

it's so sad.

This person went on holiday to
Tasmania.

Her family were robbed and she
needed money to get home.

This person was
wrongly incarcerated

in a Nigerian jail
and needed money for bail.

- That's great.
- Those letters are scams.

Not all of them.

This little girl
from Australia has diabetes.

She just wants
to sing and dance.

- The world is a mess.
- You should go home.

- Get some sleep.
- Trying to get rid of me?

Not since the moment I saw you,
but if you stay here,

the press will figure out you're
my girl,

the one I talked about
in the press conference.

That press conference...

was very...

very, very sexy.

I'm not the only one
who thinks so,

the world
happens to agree with me.

Which is why you shouldn't
be here around the clock...

...which is more painful
than being shot

but it's probably
for the best.

Unless I'm here
helping people.

Wait, where are you going?

There are so many people
who need fairy-tale endings,

and I happen to be a princess,
so I can help them.

Then I get to stay with you.
It's good-good.

It's win-win.

Yes, that. I'll be back!

♪ZAC KELLOGG: Wounds

♪Shouting words of bitterness

♪To a room that doesn't care

♪Doesn't care

Um, hi.

- Hi!
- Oh, my God!

Wait, wait, don't cry!

Sorry, I can leave. This was
supposed to be a happy thing.

It is! I'm sorry.
I love you so much.

What's your name?

Becky Beauregard.

That's unfortunate.

What's going on with you, Becky
Beauregard?

I have this stupid
blood disease

and they thought I could
go home by now, but I can't,

so I'm stuck here.

I can't believe it's you!

This blood disease,
can they fix it?

Uh, I don't know.
Maybe, maybe not.

- That's kind of scary, huh?
- I'm kind of over it.

Mostly, I'm just annoyed now,
like, get on with it, blood!

Either get better
or whatever.

You're kind of a badass, Becky
Beauregard.

- Are those your friends?
- My friends and classmates.

Not Harry Styles, obviously.

I used to say, not Princess
Eleanor, but here you are!

Oh, Jasper Frost!

He's actually
in this hospital,

but you probably
already knew that.

He's very cute, isn't he?

Yeah,
but he has a girlfriend.

Oh.

And this one, who's this?

Oh. (Laughs)

That... That's Devin.

I was gonna ask him
to the school dance,

but the doctors said
I can't go anyway,

so I guess it doesn't matter.

Do you like him, this Devin?

I don't know, I guess.

Yeah,
I like him a lot, actually.

There it is.

Don't you worry
about a thing.

Let's get you back into bed,
Becky Beauregard.

You know, I happen to be
a princess, THE Princess,

so I say,
if you can't go to the dance,

then we bring the dance
and the Devin to you.

Okay, sit down, cry it out.

Can...

Can we...

Yes, of course,
we can have a selfie,

because if it's not
on social media,
it's like it never happened.

Thanks.

Um... can I tell you a secret?

You can.

I lied before.

You're not really sick? Jasper
warned me about scams.

No, I'm sick.

I mean, I lied about
not being scared.

I am.

There's nothing wrong
with being scared.

We all have things
we're afraid of.

Like what? For you, I mean.

My grandmother.

Scary A F.

(Laughs)

Do you know what I do
when I'm scared?

I dance...

preferably with boys
named Devin.

I'll be back.

(Kisses)

Princess Eleanor?

If you don't come back,
it's okay.

You probably have
a million other places to be.

I've been to those places.

I'm here now.

There's nowhere
I'd rather be.

Well, Amanda, I have to say,

this has been
immensely enjoyable.

Willow will show you out.

Oh, Miss Cartwright,
just to forewarn you -

sometimes the press can be
a little intense.

I appreciate that,
Your Majesty.

I'm sure I can handle it.

I hope you enjoyed lunch.

- It was lovely, thank you.
- Your car awaits.

- There she is!
- Amanda, Amanda!

What's the King like,
are you officially dating?

Not yet.
He's wonderful, but...

- Did you discuss
foreign affairs?
- We simply had a nice lunch.

Is it true
your mother was arrested
for public intoxication?

That was a reaction to a medical
prescription!
Where did you hear that?

The same place I heard
your father was having
an affair with the maid.

Tell us about the lesbian
relationship you had
at university.

That was one night,
and I was drunk!

You vipers! Leave me alone!

(Journalists
all shout at once)

Okay, everyone.

Let's reset
for the next candidate.

Thank you, back to one.

Tell me about you, Cassandra.

With all due respect,
Your Majesty,

your team would have compiled

a very thorough vetting
of my background,

otherwise I wouldn't be here
right now.

- Does that offend you?
- Not at all.

My team did the same.

You're wrong, by the way.

Any astute film historian will
acknowledge

that 1939 was the greatest year
in film history.

Wrong - 1976.

Rocky, Network, Taxi Driver.

Gone With The Wind, Of Mice And
Men, The Wizard Of Oz.

Not to mention the follow-up
year, The Grapes Of Wrath

and The Great Dictator.

- The Great Dictator?
- Mm.

Is that
a King Robert biography?

If we're talking
follow-up years,

in 1977, they made a little film
called Star Wars.

You know,
the other candidates

spent most of their time
extolling their own virtues

and self-promoting.

You spend yours arguing
with me and eating my food.

You know my background.

What you don't know,
or couldn't find out,

impresses you as much, if
not more, because, like you,

I'm good enough
to either not make mistakes

or discreetly erase them
when I do.

As far as
self-promotion goes,

I could bore Your Majesty
and sing my own praises,

but let's be honest,

there are so many
more interesting things

I could do with my mouth.

I can see myself out.

What's the King like,
are you officially dating?

Did you discuss
foreign affairs?

Gentlemen, please!
One at a time.

This isn't that sordid night I
had at uni.

Tell us, Cassandra -
what scandal are we going
to uncover?

Scandal is only scandal
if you run from it.

When they're chasing you
out of town,

make it look like
you're leading the parade.

What about England's political
turbulence?

There are many skilled
women and men

who dedicated their careers and
lives to such matters

while I was reading Tatler
and perfecting the gin martini.

If you'd like to ask about Paris
Fashion Week,
I'm your girl.

Have any thoughts about
gender inequality?

I like being a woman
in a man's world -

I can wear the pants but
you can't wear the dresses.

Well, you could,
but I'd look better in them.

Speaking of dresses,
what are you wearing?

This old frock, who knows?

Always remember, boys,

pretty dresses won't
change the world

but the women wearing them will.

Now I'm going to walk away and
you're going to watch me.

Which of you handsome men would
like to hold the door?

(JOURNALIST)
Cassandra, over here!

We have a contender.

Some guys will do anything
to get the girl.

Like take them
halfway around the world?

(Chuckles)

How are you feeling, Frost?

- Lucky.
- Mm.

Lucky to be alive,
lucky to have Eleanor back,

luckiest guy in the world,

or I was,
until you walked in.

I came to help Eleanor organize
a dance downstairs.

Apparently, it's an alibi
for staying close to you.

You're here
to help her do that?

Believe it or not, I want
what the Princess wants.

If that's you,
I'll help her have that.

I'm glad you're okay.

She would have been devastated
to lose you.

Sebastian?

Thanks for taking care of her
while she was away.

You know what she's like - she
takes care of herself.

Feel better, Frost.

You look like shit.

What are you smiling at?

You... your reign.

It makes me happy

when I think about how far
you're about to fall

and how disgraced
you're about to be.

The Liam Henstridge conspiracy
tour.

What do you think
you have on me this time,

my pathetically bitter younger
brother?

I don't know, King,
what DO I have on you?

Let's say
you did have something.

You don't,
but let's say you did.

Who is gonna believe you?

Look at you -

you're like a younger, more
pathetic version of Cyrus.

At least he was actually king
for a minute.

Sparrow?

Say hi to Kathryn from me.

(ELEANOR) Yeah, I understand.

If you can just let me know as
soon as you hear anything,

I'd really appreciate that.
Thanks.

Wow,
this place looks amazing!

Thanks.

- Nice sticks, Tiny Tim.
- Thank you very much.

Doctor's orders.
What's... What's wrong?

All of Becky's friends
have RSVP'd

except for the one boy
that she wants to come.

Doing nice things
for people sucks!

What if he doesn't come
and I've made her life worse?

She can just have fun
with her friends, can't she?

No! It's not the same.

The whole point of a dance
is to wear pretty things

and to see the boy you like
and to hope he likes you too!

She's had such a rough time.

I really want her to have
a night she'll never forget.

Maybe he'll show up,
we don't know this kid.

I think I do.
I saw his photo on her wall.

Your photo was on her wall too.

- So?
- So,

maybe she has a thing for
bad boys, and Devin is one,

and he's stringing her along so
he can devastate her.

Yeah, or maybe he's awesome

and he hasn't
got the invite yet.

He's a 14-year-old boy, Jasper,

and he'd better show up,
the little douchebag!

(Message alert)

Oh, perfect! Another one of my
do-good ideas gone wrong.

Liam's chosen now to
put the family back together.

- What do you mean?
- I don't know.

He just said
he wants to see us all.

It's okay, it's about time he
and Robby worked things out.

I'd better go.

Wait.

I need to tell you something
about Liam.

Not only did she survive
our fictional press,

she toyed with them, they're
still buzzing about it.

- I question her integrity.
- Because?

She claims to know the best

Chinese noodle house
in the city, but she's lying.

I happen to know the best
Chinese noodle house,

it's on Creek Road
in Greenwich.

She's out of contention
to be my bride

because of
her noodle preference?

She just seemed
cold and calculating.

That's what they said about me
when I was dating Simon!

Imagine that!

Liam! Join us.

Yes, please join us. Tell
Mum and Willow your news.

It seems he's got
additional information

that colors me
in a bad light.

I'll give you some space.

Don't. We don't keep secrets
from those closest to us.

Oh, we do.

It's really what our family does
best.

What is it, Liam?

I'm sorry, Mum.

I know this is
difficult to hear.

I found your deposits.

That's right,
all that money transferred,

routinely and discreetly,

to Ted Pryce.

- Liam!
- You had him killed.

You paid Ted Pryce
and you sat on that island

until that psychotic son of a
bitch could kill your father.

My father.

- You have proof of this?
- I have the bank transfers.

But go ahead, deny it.
Tell me I'm wrong.

No, you're not wrong,
I did pay Ted Pryce,

but not to encourage
his rampage.

- I was trying to help him.
- You're lying.

He lost his wife in service to
this family.

I felt horrible about it.

I tried to make things right, I
reached out to him.

I tried to provide for his
future, Ophelia's future,

unlike you, who preyed
on her vulnerability.

- Shut up!
- Liam!

You paid Pryce to kill Dad,

killed the King
so you could be the king.

Brother, you are not well.

Admit it!
We all know you're lying.

No, he's not!

Liam,
I knew about the payments
and so did your father.

We were proud of your brother
for reaching out to Ted.

Your father was proud of him for
it!

You're lying.

- You're both lying.
- You have to believe me!

You never loved him,
never appreciated him!

You know it's true!

You're right, that is true,

but I didn't kill your father
and nor did your brother!

Liam, please!

(Helena and Willow gasp)

You're thick as thieves, you
two! You always have been.

Lying, cheating,
putting yourselves first.

Well, this is where it stops.

This is where it all ends.

This is why we don't spend any
family time together.

I'll call an ambulance.

Willow?

Call James Hill.

Okay, easy.

You took quite a shot there.

What hit me?

Your sister.

Figures.

I assume the handgun
belongs to Cyrus.

Yes, sir.

Not anymore.

Your family wishes to keep
today's incident in-house,

but I'm not so sure

we shouldn't involve
the authorities,

considering someone tried
to assassinate the King.

So I'm gonna ask you
three questions.

Depending on how
you answer them,

you might be free to go.

You ready?

Who occupied this office before
me?

Ted Pryce.

And was there a time when
Ted Pryce was a good man?

- Yes.
- I'd have to agree.

I knew Mr. Pryce,
just as you did,

and don't think
it's hyperbole to say

he was genuinely
well regarded as a person.

Unfortunately,
once he'd lost his way,

before anyone could save him,

before he could save himself
even, it was too late.

I'm sure there were nights or
days or maybe just a moment

when things were
too far gone,

when the person he had
become was desperate...

...to wake from the nightmare and
find himself

safe and sound and home.

What your mother and brother
said is true,

about the payments
to Ted Pryce.

Set it down, son -

all the anger, pain, loss.

It was too late for Pryce, it's
not too late for you.

You said there were
three questions.

What's the third one?

Is this ever gonna
happen again?

No.

Good.

You're free to go.

What are we going to do
about him?

- He means well.
- He means well?

The little prick
pointed a loaded gun at me,

with the best of intentions, of
course.

Liam simply wants to believe
that

your heart is
in the right place.

I'm his brother,
he should know that.

You're my son,
and I love you,

but I need you
to look me in the eye

and tell me that
your brother is misguided.

You know he is.

About Ted Pryce he is,
but about you.

I want you to tell me
that you're a good man,

a noble king
and a son I can be proud of.

Tell me you are, and I won't
ask you again, ever.

I am.

Good.

Of course you are.

Love you.

(Grunting)

What are you doing?

Trying to get my arm
into this.

I can see that, but why?

Because
there is a girl downstairs

who's expecting a boy to show
up, and he's not going to.

How do you know that?

Because he's 14,

and because I was probably the
same as him at that age.

I didn't care about dances
or sick girls or that stuff,

I only cared about myself.

But you have tried to do
something very nice.

You tried to make
something better,

so that's what
we're gonna do.

She deserves a really good
night, and so do you.

Slowly!

(Groans)

You wear it well.

- The suit?
- Yeah.

But I meant, the kindness.

It looks good on you,
and it's very sexy too.

Let's go!

There's a girl
who likes a boy,

and she wants to see him
at the dance.

Oh!

And that girl
may or may not be me.

Thank you.

(Sighs)

You okay?

It was terrible!

What happened today.

I'm sorry
you had to see that.

He, um...

He was pointing a loaded gun at
you, your own brother.

It's done now. He's not
a bad person, my brother.

He'll find his way back.

When was the last time
you ate?

I think I've lost
my appetite.

Nonsense. Besides, these are the
best noodles in the city.

From a little noodle shop
in Greenwich.

But how did you...

In case you didn't know,

I happen to pay attention
to you, Willow.

Please, sit.

Well, you know what they say. To
erase a bad day,

have a good night.

(Music playing)

There she is! How are you
liking your dance?

It's awesome!
Thank you so much.

You are very welcome.

And I also have
a surprise guest for you.

Jasper Frost,

biggest celebrity in London
right now!

Cool!

Look... Listen, Becky,
here's the thing about boys.

They're not always
what you...

Oh, my God!

Hey.

Hey!

Little douchebag.

This is my friend,
Princess Eleanor.

- Hi.
- Becky, come dance with us!

So... you're Devin?

It's an honor to meet you,
Your Highness.

Too cool to RSVP?

My parents asked me
to apologize for that.

- Yeah, well.
- We were out of town.

But I wouldn't have missed this
for the world.

Thank you for doing this for
Becky, she's really great.

There's no girl
who deserves it more.

Yes.

Well, you are welcome, Devin,
you charming little shit.

Off you go!

You okay?

Two significant things happened
today.

My eldest son
found a possible bride

and my youngest son
pulled a gun on us.

Liam had a gun, why?

It's a long story,

and part of that sad tale...

...is my chapter.

I had a not-too-discreet affair.

I conspired with Cyrus

to prove my children
illegitimate.

Along the way,
I made it possible for my son

to plausibly accuse
his brother

of unconscionable things.

Is there something I can do?

No, but there's something
I can do...

...and that's not do this.

I need to... do better.

I need to be better.

Besides, if the world knew about
us, it would ruin you.

You don't need
that kind of scrutiny, Colin.

I appreciate that,
but let's be honest, Helena,

you're not
looking out for me,

you're looking out for you.

I suppose I am.

People are gonna have
a new queen soon.

What are they gonna say
about the old one?

I'm sorry, I have to go.

I won't be coming back,
not to any of this.

(Laughter and chatter)

Hey, listen, if I didn't get a
chance to say it before,

thank you for being here today
and helping out,

it's a classy thing to do.

I appreciate that.

It's easy to be gracious

when you're the guy
that got the girl,

which I did and have.

I suppose that's true.

Then again, you can't dance with
her in public but I can.

- May I?
- Yes.

Woo!

Is he watching?

- Yes.
- Does he look angry?

Yes.

Perfect!

Are you thinking about Liam?

I watched my father give Cyrus
chance after chance,

to no avail.

I was hoping that
Liam would be different.

So was I.

I should get back to work.

Thank you for
a lovely dinner.

It really did
erase most of the day.

James Hill has your gun.
I'm sorry.

All the time we put in, wasted.

The information wasn't true.

It doesn't matter!

Maybe the information
wasn't true,

but do you really think
that dick is a good person?

- Maybe he is.
- Oh, for God's sake!

This is why I didn't want
to waste my time on you.

The information
didn't need to be true,

it just had to be loud!

Your brother's star
is so high,

we need to chip away at it.

People read the headlines,

they don't read
the retraction.

It doesn't matter anyway,
they've already spun it.

They frame the narrative and big
brother's star rises.

I suppose this is a nice
consolation prize,

being with you for this.

For what?

The moment you realize

your mother is never
gonna pick you.

Oh, well, at least you ruined
that poor girl's life.

What's her name, Greta?

Or as I like to call her,
Regreta.

- Here we go.
- (Grunts)

- You okay?
- Yeah.

- Guess what.
- What?

I spoke to your surgeon,

and you're coming back to the
palace to recuperate tonight.

You can be very influential,
you know that?

Yes, I can be.

So I'm going to go
and prepare your room.

By "your room",
I mean, my room -

which is now our room.

What will the King
say about that?

Oh,
the King won't say a thing.

He may be the boss
of the kingdom

but he's not the boss of me.

Leave the suit on.

I'll take it off you
later tonight.

♪lt's probably me that's making
you uncomfortable

♪Maybe I've just
been away too long

And you're absolutely sure about
this?

Without a doubt?

Okay.

♪THE DONNIES THE AMYS:
Bright Lines

♪Bright lines

(Message alert)

♪I've drawn so you can see

♪I've drawn so you can see

♪Bright lines

♪Bright lines

(Buzzing)

(Buzzing stops)

♪I've drawn so you can see

♪Bright lines

♪Bright lines

♪I'm drawn

♪I've drawn so you can see

(Thud, clinking)

Who's there?

Three, two, one.

♪Hey!

♪Hey!