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Go, go! Get 'em!

They killed the god called Davari

and have the Immortality Scroll.

Don't let them get away!

Fire!

Is that all you've got?

I thought this was supposed to be easy
once we got the scroll.

I thought we'd won. Didn't we win?

Less talk, more run!

Yeah!

This way. Stay close.

Whew.

Hey, Sandy, look out!

-What did you do that for?
-You said look out.

Well, look out for me, too, would ya?

Give me that scroll!

Now!

You okay?

It's probably best if I hang onto this.

My fellow gods, you're free to go.

Go where?

Our homes have been destroyed.

Everything we love is lost to demons.

Round up any gods that you can find

and tell them to take refuge
in the Western Mountains.

Tell all you pass

that the Monkey King defeated Davari

and reclaimed
the Sacred Scroll of Immortality.

Let them know I won't rest
until I've found the other six.

We now journey
to the Archive of the Infinite Scrolls.

-Good luck, Lior.
-Go well, Monkey.

You're our last hope.

Are you sure
it was a good idea

to announce our mission to everyone?

It will inspire people to know
that Monkey has returned.

- Demons will know, too.
- Let them know.

My staff and I will send them
to smoke town.

From what I remember of battle strategy,

you shouldn't tell an enemy
your secret plans.

Well, try remembering I'm unbeatable.

I'll meet you back here.

- What? Why?
- I got my cloud powers back.

Wouldn't it be safer
if we all stayed together?

No. My cloud can't carry Pigsy.

Let alone the three of us and Pigsy.

I'm right here.

What if nobody goes on a cloud

and we all journey on together...
using our legs?

If you leave us here,
the rest of us will be in danger.

Oh, don't worry. You've got Pigsy.

He's a big guy.

Boop.

We just let the one guy who can't read

fly off to search for sacred scriptures

in an inescapable labyrinth of scrolls.

Only the worthy may enter.

- Don't you know who I am?
- No.

But that brazen look in your eye

would suggest you're about to tell me.

I'm the Monkey King.

Protector of the Gods, Scroll Bearer,

Slayer of the Demon Davari,
and Great Sage Equal of Heaven.

Could you spell that, please?

Mon... key... King?

A great sage who can't spell?

Spell this.

Sorry. We don't have a Monkey King,

Protector of the Gods,

Slayer of the Demon Davari,
Great Sage Equal of Heaven.

But I do see a Monkey King.

Betrayer of Gods, Stealer of Scrolls,

Banished from Heaven.

Does your little list say
that I kill demons for fun?

I am no demon.
I'm a servant of the scroll,

empowered by the scroll

-to guard it from all that is--
-Oh, great.

Cool.

Boring. Get out of my way.

My life is dedicated to protecting
what lies within these walls.

And what lies within these walls?

Knowledge that can be used for great evil,

should it fall into the wrong hands.

Well, lucky I'm the right hands.

Hmm.

We'll see about that.

Time to teach you a lesson.

Slow-roasted, wood-fired quail
with parsnip three ways,

with wild flowers sautéed in a fennel jus,

with a side of pomegranate

and lotus root...

Are you serious?

It took me two and a half hours
to cook that.

It smells delicious.
I can't wait to try some.

Did you get the scrolls?

The scrolls... Yeah, so, I was...

I thought it'd be better
if we went together.

I missed you guys.

I missed you so much, Pigsy.

You lost a fight, didn't you?

I never lose a fight.

Then how come you've got...

no hands?

Uh...

Demon lords,
take your place at the table.

It has been 500 years

since the demon lords last met.

The Monkey King has returned.

There is no such thing as a Monkey King.

He's just a tale made up to scare us.

You are young, merely a child...

I'm 250 years old.

So you know nothing
but these times of prosperity.

It wasn't always this way.

Before Monkey was housed
in his mountain prison,

the demon lords cowered at his name.

Am I right, General Khan?
No need to answer.

Kimura One Eye.
Report what you've seen.

The Monkey King is real.

He escaped with
the Sacred Scroll of Immortality.

Tell us what you know
about the Sacred Scroll.

Only that the Monkey King wanted it.

He could've killed me.
But he took the scroll instead.

But you and Davari's demons
let him get away.

He was eight-foot tall.

He had lightning fists,

and a stick which he controlled
with his mind.

Yet here you are to tell the tale.

Coward.

The Monkey King must die.

Bow before me,
and I'll give you his head by day's end.

- I'll bow to no one.
- Over my dead body.

Demons have not unified under one leader

since the Dark Queen Hakuru herself,
and for good reason.

Seven heads are harder
to cut off than one.

Then you are all doomed!

Silence, worm.

You have no voice at this table.

- Yes!
- Rip his head off!

Send word to every demon, bandit,
and bounty hunter.

Find the Monkey King.

Monkey, do you think
I'll ever get a magic cloud?

No, Pigsy.
But maybe you'll get a magic pig.

You can roam the Earth on a pig, Pigsy.

Where's the Monkey King?

Are you harboring an enemy of darkness?

Anyone with information
on the Monkey's whereabouts gets a reward!

Daddy!

Like I said, there's a big reward
if you can tell me where he is!

Big reward!

It could be dangerous to use
the Scroll of Immortality

to restore Monkey's hands.

I can't imagine he'll be much help

in hand-to-hand combat without hands.

Um, I've still got my wits.

Monkey, I'll gladly have you on my side
in any fist fight,

but your upstairs
is basically for growing hair.

-Beautiful hair.
-Ah, thank you.

Says here, to regenerate flesh and bone,

we need to find a pepper bud flower.

Looks like a buttonwort
but without the orange crest.

Okay, everyone. Let's all split up.

Pigsy, you stand guard.

Why do I always have to stand guard?

Because you're the biggest, that's why.

You know that finding plants
is a hobby of mine

that I do in my spare time.

Oh.

Well, then find a new hobby...
like standing guard.

Let's go.

Oh, and keep an eye out for demons.

Sandy? Is that you?

Tripitaka?

Monkey?

Hello, Sandy.

Sorry.

Monkey?

Sandy, where are you?

Hello, dear.

What are you doing here?

Just a bit of gardening, love.

This forest has some special herbs

that can't be found nowhere else.

You see this mist?

The spirit energy of the fallen gods.

Those symbols hanging from them trees...

those who died fighting the demon armies

when they were double-crossed
by the Monkey King.

The Graveyard of the Gods.

Halt!

-Who goes there?
-I do.

And I found your flower.

Oopsie.

You shouldn't pick a pepper bud flower,

you have to pull up
the whole plant by the roots.

Hold your nose, dear.

Drink.

There you go, Pigsy.

What have you done
with my friends?

Oh, that's the plant that knocked us out.

Ah, the pepper bud
is poisonous and medicinal.

Depends on what you do with it.

If it's used all willy-nilly
with no respect for its power,

then yeah, there will be consequences.

Bit like that scroll you have there.

You're brave.

A human using a Sacred Scroll.

What do you know
about Sacred Scrolls, Mycelia?

I know that everything
comes at a cost, my dear,

and our world would always find a way
to keep itself balanced.

Now all you need to do
is stay put for seven hours

while your hands grow back.

- Yeah, good luck with that.
- It'd be easy.

I'll just meditate.

I'm the best meditator.

Has it been seven hours yet?

No.

What are you writing?

A chronicle of our quest,

to show the Gods of the Resistance
how we defeated Davari and recovered

-the Sacred Scroll of Immortality.
-Mm.

Thought so.

Thought I recognized my name.

Monkey, you learned
some of the ancient language?

Well, the, um...

That word.

The... No, no, no. The triangly one.

It's, uh... It's gotta be "Monkey."

You've written that the most.

That's not "Monkey," that's "and."

"After defeating Davari,

Monkey, and Pigsy, and Sandy, and--"

That makes it sound like
you all defeated Davari.

-That's not the point.
-It was more Monkey.

Each word is shown by a symbol.

And how many demons have you slayed, hmm?

We're just looking at words.

It's a stupid word.
Let's get rid of the "and" bits.

That "and," and that...

And you know what? Here, give me that.

Monkey, your hands.

We must never speak of this again.

To blossom and reach its full potential,

a plant requires good soil,

the warmth of sunlight,

the sustenance of water,
perhaps a guiding hand.

Pigsy, the plant that sprouts
from this seed

will one day save your life.

- Cool, just a bit more info about that...
- Sandy.

I entrust it to you.

What? Why?

-You're giving it to mist for brains?
-Hey!

My brain is not just made of mist.

Water most of the time.

She's never nurtured anything in her life.

That's why I'm entrusting it to her.

Thank you...

for believing in me, flowery stranger.

I'm gonna die, aren't I?

Good. I was bored of living.

Oh!

My hands are so soft and smooth!

I can't wait to punch someone's head off.

- Hello, everybody.
- You all are demons.

Okay, we're not demons.

- We're gods.
- Go away!

I'm Monkey, and my merry misfits

- will save the world.
- Get out!

You're welcome.

This is a thankless pursuit.

Speaking of which,

can you stop referring to us
as your "merry misfits"?

It's quite condescending.

Not to mention inaccurate. I'm not merry.

We should get a move on.

I'd like to get
to the Infinite Archive by nightfall.

Go away!

Oh, hey, Mr. Nerd Burger.

Stand aside. We're comin' in.

Didn't you learn your lesson
last time, Mr. Monkey?

Oh, I did. And that's why
I brought my friends with me.

What's happening?

I'm gonna smash this geek,
that's what's happening.

Very well, then.
If you have no respect for your own limbs,

I fear I'll have to rid you
of your feet as well.

"Knives." What does he mean by "knives"?

I knew it!
Whatever he writes in the god language

-is what's coming for you.
-Why didn't you tell us about this?

I didn't think it was important.

-Pass me the plant.
-No.

Mycelia gave it to me.

"Arrows"!

Get in here.

"Hammer"!

Sandy. Give it to me.

-No, Pigsy!
-Seriously, Sandy.

The plant is destined to save my life.

"Stones"!

Give it to me. Give it to me.

"Wind"!

Well, look where we are.

Back where we started.

Will you never learn?

Yes! I got you!

Who's the smart one now, nerd?

Please. Wait.

You've surprised me, Monkey King.

Perhaps there is more to you
than what they say in the history books.

May I?

You may enter.

You did it, Monkey.

Eh, it was "and."

He wrote the symbol for "and,"

so I knew another attack was coming.

It gave me the opportunity to strike.

And you learned your first word.

Okay. It's my turn now.

No, Pigsy.

This is my burden to carry.

Well, it'd be less of a burden for me,

more of a privilege, actually.

Still, I'd like to see this through.

I'd like to know that I'm capable

of keeping a small thing alive.

Come on, guys. Relax.

The hard bit is over.
It only gets easier from here.

I don't know, Monkey.

I've read about quests.

They don't traditionally get easier.

I mean, all we have to do

is walk through those doors
and collect the next scroll.

Come on, let's go.

Ah, just like I said, it's a library.

This is gonna be easy-peasy.

This is bigger than expected.

Yeah, this is gonna be a real breeze.

Imagine how many "ands"
there are in here.

"And"...

"And" and "and."

-A...
-And we're lost already.

Where's the door?

It's... gone. Uh...

Hello!