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-Are you ready? -Yes, here it's all there.

Here is everything. Pi�a colada and a lot of other things.

Your mother says you want to be a zoologist. What is that?

Yes, I'm the best at science.

Oh, Miguelito. I'm so worried that you are going to college.

-Mom, are you crying again? -No ... it's the onion.

I'm just ten minutes away. You've been doing this for three years now.

It's just the idea that we should not be under the same roof.

It makes me sad.

-Love you. -You too.

You look so much like your father when we first met. Not just by looks.

You always have so much fun.

Sheep? Fun? I have a hard time with that believe.

You would be amazed.

- Hard to believe what? -Nothing, I was just talking to Mom.

-Have you ordered textbooks? -No not yet.

I said you should do the latter week. They can be removed in the store.

Come on, you have to learn to take responsibility.

-Okay, I do. -Hey ... not that tone.

You're not going to school until tomorrow. Tonight can you help me in the shop?

I can show you grandpa recipe for palette.

I can not. I have to pack for school. Unfortunately.

-You just do not want to work. - Not working?

I work with you almost every day. You're bothering me. Recipe?

I do not like paletas at all.

Jimmy, why are you so hard on him? That's why he behaves like that.

It's time for him to grow up. I can not take care of him forever.

- He knows that. -Stop brushing him.

Do you remember when we took that photo?

Yes, it was a fun day!

Then Dad got mad at me, because of it way I cycled.

He was not angry, he was just a father. I did the same with him.

And when you yourself have a son, you will do the same.

Can we continue tomorrow? I can give you a lift to school, as in the past?

-Yeah okay. Gladly. -But what is this?

Come on! That you went for it! I'm picking you up tomorrow.

-Excuse me. -Yes?

Do you know, where does Chief of Police Doyle live?

-On top. Third floor. -Thank you.

Please, boss.

Thank you Anna, you make the best coffee in the world.

And nice and warm. Oh, Sergio!

Come in, my boy.

You are recommended by Miguel Martinez.

Mr. Miguel is a very, very cool guy.

As you know, he arranges the school biggest social event.

And his father is a prominent one member of our community.

I knew that.

He pushes to the limits, but I can respect that.

It is good to know that this institution houses brilliant boys and girls.

Based on your appearance, I think you will need

more than just your wit.

Wow ...

Is it a Viper Tech Safety Ninja 9000?

It certainly is And you'll also need them here.

Is that the keys to the police mobile device?

No.

No no no no.

It's something, one must make oneself deserving of.

That's the key to the little carriage.

Hear.

Sergio, go downstairs and try on a uniform.

Hop in the cart and make yourself deserving for promotion.

Hi stranger. Shall we read together in evening?

Have not had a reading partner long.

-I have to check in, but we'll talk. -Perfect.

Who was that?

Can't remember her name. One from biology.

That was not biology, you have chemistry.

You're crazy, Grandpa.

Let me introduce Gamma Deltas new event organizer, Tiffany White.

Get up.

Congratulations Tiffany, on your first job.

Thank you for choosing me to event organizer.

I look forward to planning events.

It's just getting started! That is mine last year and something has to happen.

The closing party must be unforgettable.

Do not worry.

That party will be the best of the decade.

Thank you, Tiffany.

Let me introduce our new ones treasurer, Elizabeth Turner. Get up.

Thank you thank you.

Congratulations! She is studying accounting and must manage the entire budget.

I have been expecting you. My name is Jesus.

-What? -I said my name is Jesus.

My best friend as a kid was named Jesus.

We called him Jesse James.

Do you know why? Because the girls are wild with guys with criminal names.

-True. -Think about it.

So I should change my name to Jesse James for scoring girls?

-Yes. -Okay.

I'm a little nervous. I've never changed my name before.

I'm Jesse James, with a brain. And I mean it seriously.

Pang pang.

Pang. Cool.

You look a little young for college.

Early exam. You know Doogie Howser?

-No. Who? -Or the movie The Wonder Child?

-Jimmy Neutron movie? -Yes! I'm one of a kind.

Cool. My name is Miguel and I'm your new one roommate. This is my grandfather Jos�.

- Good to meet you, Grandpa. -Cozy.

I have to go. I saw some girls, who need guidance.

See you later, alligator!

After while, crocodile.

You, wow ... you're something special.

- Is that your grandfather? -Yes.

-He's a little different. -Absolutely. That's why I love him.

-Is it your first year? -Yes, I moved in yesterday.

So it's just the two of us?

-Who is it? -Our roommate John.

He loves to ... Snoop Dogg.

He looks like a homeless man.

Actually...

Come with me, Jesse James. Stay tuned here.

Come here, my friend.

- Can you smell it? -I do not smoke that kind.

No no, not that.

The scent of wonderful first-year students.

Put on your swimming trunks. We are going on a study visit.

Welcome to visit. We hope you apply next year.

It's been my pleasure,

as forthcoming Student Council Chairman, to inform you.

Okay. You're pretty confident.

It's not confidence, little friend. But the facts. I'm the best for the job.

Do you want to go swimming?

No thanks.

If you ... did you see it?

Oh no, there's my brother.

See, that beauty is your age.

She looks like a skilled swimmer.

Not really what I was thinking, but ... Come with me.

Okay.

Watch out for the Mexicans.

-Special guy. - Did he say mexier?

Extremely rude.

Hello Ladies ... Kathy? What are you doing here?

College visits. What are you doing here?

-I'm the school's unofficial talent scout. - Do you provide guided tours in your room?

-Is it the talents you were talking about? -No, it's my little sister.

- We're done here. We walk. -Hey Miguel!

Is that your brother?

How does it feel to be related a gold medal winner?

-Gold medal? Yes, in drinking beer. -So you're Miguel's sister?

Shut up!

I'm not the schoolboy this campus wants.

I'm the schoolboy this campus needs. Alfred!

The Joker's villains follow me, prepare the Bat Cave!

Get out of my car, idiot! You patrol the carriage.

The car is mine. Do you know how long it took for me to get there?

Get out of my car! Now!

Idiot.

Three pieces. Anything else?

Pardon.

El Paraiso Is.

-Mr. Martinez, thank you. -Moment.

-Dad, it's for you. -Thank you.

- It's Martinez. -Mr. Martinez!

We received your payment for the fall.

But there is a lack of payment for damages on student housing, last semester.

What? What injuries?

$ 15,000 for the floor, where the jacuzzi was.

We have replaced four doors and there was a hole in the wall.

What?!

And 2500 for removal of window opener.

A window opener?

Yes, Miguel installed one window rail

so he could more easily get out of his room.

Okay, see you later.

A window rail?

Fucking young ...

This is the best party, I have been to.

No, just the best so far. Now we run tequila shots!

Are you in, friend?

Do you know Miguel Martinez?

He's in there, you old man.

-Miguel! -Yes?

Sheep!

What are you doing here?

I got a call for damages for 15,000 dollars from last school year.

Exactly. I would... I'm fixing it.

You take care of it, And everything.

I do not pay for school anymore.

You have to realize that life is not just a party.

Is that your grandfather's sombrero? What is wrong with you?

Are you ashamed of us?

No!

Sheep!

-Miguel, super cool party! -Thanks!

See you at the next one.

-Make sure I'm training. -Fine. I'm excited for the weekend.

And all the money goes to the kids. See you!

Mr. Martinez!

-Yes sir? -My office.

My office!

Mr. Martinez.

Finally we meet face to face.

I've heard a lot about you. Especially about the parties you organize.

Javel. Thanks?

Your father probably does not appreciate them as much as the students.

He has only made one payment. Which leaves you with three payments.

Which I do not think you can handle.

So I would suggest

that you start packing.

College is not for everyone.

With all due respect. According to school rules, Chapter 9 - Section 8,

I have the right to defer due to financial difficulties.

It should give me time to cope with another payment. Can I have a strawberry?

-Can I get paid for the damage? -Well said.

Listen, young man. You're out on ice.

Do not play with the bull. Then you must taste the horns!

- Hi Miguel. -Hi!

How did it go?

I was postponed.

But I have no idea, how to raise $ 15,000.

$ 15,000, are you joking?

It does not even include the school fee.

-Can you get support? -It's with support.

-How much money do you have? -Let's see.

Maybe a hundred $, then I'm flat.

So what do we do now?

There is only one way to use them.

-Who wants another shot? -What party! Do I get a margarita?

-Sure, do you know who you're talking to? -With Miguel Martinez himself.

-Can you get more margarita mix? -Yes, I'm checking the fridge.

We need lime juice for the tequila.

Excuse me. Pardon.

There is nothing left.

Excuse me.

Miguel, we have a problem. No more margarita mix.

It is over. I do not know, what to do.

Sorry, no more lime juice. Will you have a shot while we get more?

Tempting, but we can not stay. We have to go. Not girls?

Wait! I might have something in the freezer. Wait two seconds. Only two seconds!

Hey what's up! Excuse me.

Pallets!

Yes, palette!

He's a real dream guy.

Okay, we're driving!

Okay!

You are lucky. A Miguel special, coming soon.

What do you think?

It's the best margarita I've had received. What's the secret?

I could tell you but then I must kill you.

-Next! -I'm taking a margarita.

We can do it!

- Fat party, Jesse James. -Thanks!

-Jesse James? -What are you doing here?

How did you get hold of it? in all those people?

-And all the girls? -Do not worry. It was my friend Miguel.

He invited the girls so I could meet them! There he is.

Welcome to the first annual hug party.

There is our guest of honor! Bid him welcome with warm hugs.

Nude hugs are recommended. Let the cuddling start!

Who wants one for margarita?

The Margarita Man?

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The internet sensation Margarita Man, Miguel Martinez

makes itself popular on the college campus, and his margaritas go viral.

We keep you updated on the story. More information on our website.

It's viral!

Miguel!

Miguel, that's important!

What is so important? I have hangovers!

Do you have a girl in there?

-No. -Okay, so open up.

There is no lock. Come in.

Miguel. We want to write history.

I have an idea, how we can make money.

-What are you talking about? -Members of the chess club have called

and want to know if they can hire you, to help them as you helped me.

You are talented, gifted and you know how to mix a margarita.

Do you know what that makes you? Margarita Man.

He's here in our own town. The sensation, Margarita Man!

Who is he? We're on track. And what is his secret ingredient?

Miguel Martinez has gone viral.

I heard about him, called Margarita Man

which is on all social media.

The creator of the school world best drink. What we know

is that the whole web is talking about him.

The schools are crazy about him! I would like to let him party with me.

I love beautiful women. But how is this going to help us?

I think best about beautiful women.

Do you need one more hand, Margarita Man?

The story of Margarita Man! We keep you updated.

He could stay our next big reality star.

-He has a reality series! - Does he have a secret ingredient?

What? Where? And how will we get it for the next party?

-Jeff Roper, Live Stream Media. -Miguel Martinez has gone viral!

Turn on the light for Margarita Man, brother. He needs it.

Never give up. Come on, Margarita Man, drive!

Hope it is alcohol free.

How is it going with graduation party, Tiffany?

We'm planning a Mexican fiesta, "The party south of the border"

With mariachi, tequila, taquitos, pi�ata. All the fun.

Super! Make sure you book that of Margarita Man

which is everywhere online. He was supposed to be really good.

Where can I find him?

Falls Dorm, I think. But I would hurry me. He is booked quickly.

You just have to do it. We have to have him for the party!

So do what is required to get him on board.

Whatever is required.

Yes?

Hi! Is Margarita Man here?

- Do you mean Miguel? -I think so.

Miguel, you have a visit.

Who is it?

What's your name?

I'm here just for that book Margarita Man.

She's here to book you.

Let her in.

-Want to enter? -Yes?

-Something to drink? We have a large selection. -No it's okay, thank you.

Hi! Tiffany White, from the girls' association.

We met at Valenzuela's office. You're his secretary?

Yes! And you're the one arranging the party.

-So you know who I am? - Do not feel too flattered.

Excuse my attire. Jesse James and I are heading to the hot tub.

What?

-Hot tub. -No I...

You are odd.

Enter my office.

So, Miss White, how can I help?

I'm going to my boyfriend, and would book Margarita Man.

We're having a Mexican party this year.

- Do you have anything Mexican in you? -No.

- Do you want something? -Not funny.

I just want to book Margarita Man.

I talked about like that. Come with me.

-So what do you need? -That the party will be historic.

Tell more! Or wait a minute.

-Sergio! So what? You look good. -Thank you mr. Miguel.

It is my great honor to protect this wonderful university.

As patrolling in this carriage.

Well, you take the job seriously. Not many school officers do that.

I actually started, as you know, as a volunteer.

And now I'm driving the golf cart. But in six to nine weeks if I get promoted

I want to drive the police radio car. And that's where the big money is.

That sounds awesome! Have you had to use it there yet?

You mean Safety Nijna Viper Tech 9000?

Yes, it.

I actually have.

The suspect violated possibly school rule 501C3.

Illegal crossing of road. But the suspect might have been me

so technically yes. But I do not know if it counts.

-Continue the good work. -Thank you, mr. Miguel!

-Take care now. -Yes sir!

Stretch to the left. One two three four

Well! Five, six ...

-Coach Lavar! So what? - Hi, Miguel.

-Thanks for the help with the senior group. -No problem, I have a good time.

-I may need help next week. -Just say so.

So, do we have a deal?

My people contact you. Let's drive. Keep your hands still.

I have said no to people, because we are fully booked.

I am completely done. I can not mix margaritas fast enough.

We must speed up the process. For the sake of business.

If we had a machine, we could both have more parties and get more money.

Can we afford it?

Hello. I can help you, if you can help me.

How?

I want to be a Margarita Man.

Fine technique.

Almost done.

Come on, you're approaching. 16, 17 ...

Yes come!

Clear!

Moving around is important.

What do you think?

He's ready, boys.

Such!

-We've created a monster. -Of course!

But I have news. Great news. And bad news.

The good thing is, we get ours margarita machine next week.

But the bad ...

We have no car.

We did not think about that.

Grandfather Jose. Grandpa Jose!

-I need your help. -Clear.

-Is not she beautiful? -Discretion!

I have not seen her for years.

I got it as a gift from your grandmother.

Yes. I miss her.

-And my gift to you. -Gift? Seriously?

Yes. Can you handle it?

-How's the party going? -I am about to...

Tiffany, you can 't risk ours rumor.

Our future depends on it. Come on!

I'll fix it. I'm just going have a few signatures.

Make sure so we can have that party.

All former students come. We must make them proud.

Elisabeth. Say we have a budget for better candlesticks.

Hey.

Forget it.

-Hi. So what? - Hi Miguel.

I do not know. I wish, I was more like you.

You enter a room, and the girls just smile at you.

When they are thirsty, then you quench their thirst.

I can not even talk to a girl.

If only I knew how.

It takes time, Jesse James. I have not always able to talk to girls.

It is true. I tried and failed, so many times.

That was when I did not care that it came. It's weird.

Gets a girl too much attention, she does not want you.

But she gets no attention, she's going crazy with you.

What do you do to talk with girls, Miguel?

Keep it simple. And smile. A big smile!

No girl can say no to a smile. Come on, we'm going in.

I introduce you to some girls,

and then we start with the whites teeth.

Such. Come, we are leaving.

Hi Tiffany. Where are you going?

I'm going to talk to Margarita Man. I'll call later.

Okay.

Who is Margarita Man?

Do not you know? He's the hottest on campus.

But look where he has parked.

-Miguel! -Hi! So what?

I must talk with you.

-Miguel, Miguel! -Wait a minute.

We have problems. Your car is being driven gone. They're taking your car!

-Are you okay? -We never did this for sports.

-Hello! That's my car. - You can not park here.

-I just had to hand something over. -Talk to City Hall.

Margarita Man!

This is how it goes when you takes my parking space.

Well, erection problems is a disability?

Listen, Pancho. Stay away from my girl Tiffany.

We call when we need to mowed the lawn.

-Well said Winslow. -Good luck, Margarita Man.

I have booked Margarita Man for the party!

Fantastic! This is the dress I have to wear to the party. Ouch!

I have also booked a mariachi band.

I was worried now that he has more people, running parties.

Because we need Miguel.

The real Margarita Man!

Yes. It's definitely Miguel.

Hi Jesse James! Have you seen my brother, Miguel?

Your accomplice.

-What? We are not criminals. -It's just an expression.

Okay, you scared me a little bit there.

You have a cute smile. If you saved hair back, you would look better.

- Do you want to sit? -Clear.

Kathy, I need to talk to someone. You're Miguel's sister, it feels right.

Miguel is a sweet guy and I look up to him, but ...

He can not fail in anything. And I do not know if it is

because I love books, math, biology and world history.

I'm not good at social life, If you understand.

-What would Miguel do? -In principle anything.

Seriously?

He can escape well anything.

- Did you get the car out this morning? -But...

It cost us $ 350.

Ouch!

I hate that guy. She's too good for him.

-Who is too good? -Tiffany.

She's too cute. He annoys me.

Her who booked us for the big one party?

Yes. Can you get John to take it?

-But I thought you liked her? -I thought so too.

Hi Miguel!

What will you?

Regarding the South of the Border party. We want you to be there in person.

Never. One of my boys does.

-My girls want you to do it. -No! Your boyfriend got my car driven away.

-I did not know. -Safe.

Seriously.

-Okay. So what? - Do you want to help me or not?

-I do not know. It costs extra. -How much?

- Invite me to lunch tomorrow. -Lunch? Only that, and nothing else?

Done! Who do you think I am?

Pretty Little Liars is on, and Hannah have reunited with Caleb.

Hader Margarita Miguel. He gets his people to believe they belong in our world.

What should we do about him?

Destroy his business.

No, something much worse.

I know. We can get him deported!

Not all Mexicans are illegal, you idiot!

-Sergio! -Actually ...

Actually...

-Who are you talking about? -Miguel Martinez. Margarita Man.

Well. Miguel is actually my best friend.

He sells margaritas to the boys and the girls at this fine institution.

Like his father, who sell paletas in their area.

-What is the palette? -Idiot. It's Mexican ice cream.

In fact, they are delicious. They are for sale on El Paraiso, on Fredricksburg road.

Good day, gentlemen.

Did you hear? Mexican palette on Fredricksburg road.

It's right down the street.

It's time for a family reunion.

You're a stallion. A stallion.

Hey.

Hi!

-Are you ready for our date? - There is no date, only breakfast.

Yes, then we drive. The carriage is waiting.

Seriously?

Yes! Come on.

-Get ready for an unforgettable journey. -Where are we going?

It's a kind of surprise.

Okay.

But only then did you know. It will be wild.

Don't worry, I'm a prof. I run it every day.

Where is the harness?

-You owe me a dance. -I just agreed to lunch.

-Grandfather Jose! -Welcome back.

They've missed you here.

Good to be back. Here is my friend Tiffany.

-Hi! -Miguel's friends are my friends.

-Que good! -Good to meet you.

Let me introduce my friends. We were together in Vietnam.

Cozy.

We have been fighting for the United States since before civil war. Does not?

Before the Civil War? It did not say in my history book.

Nor in ours.

-Thank you for your participation. -You're welcome.

- Do you know you look like Ginger Rogers? -No. But does that sound like a compliment?

Yes it is. He's a real charmer.

Ladies and gentlemen. This song I dedicate to my grandmother.

I love you, Grandma.

It was my girl's favorite song.

- May I have permission? -It's going to be an honor for me.

Miguel has come here, even after his grandmother passed away.

To entertain the ancients. And you know what?

What?

He's never taken anyone with him before.

Wow. I did not know.

Now you know.

You learn a lot about a human being, based on how they treat others.

Is not it beautiful?

Is this your first time here?

I did not even know about this place.

I love it.

Come on, we'm looking at the waterfall.

Just Winslow would do that kind of thing together with me.

- Does he never take you out? -Never.

-The building called the Tower of Life. -And what is it?

Did you know they recorded Ghostbusters there?

-Wow, I did not know. Awesome. -I'm joking. It's just a boring house.

Less cool, but yes ...

I love kids, they are so funny.

-Probably because you never grew up yourself. -Yes sure.

Why would you be Margarita Man?

It just happened. I have always enjoyed to see people having fun.

I probably would not end like my father.

What do you mean?

Enough about me. How long have you been with your boyfriend?

Since the first year. But our fathers are old roommates.

You poor thing! That was in principle an arranged marriage.

You are special. You surprised me in day, and it happens otherwise rarely.

Is it positive?

We will see.

John! Great news. We have earned enough to pay you back.

-Thank you Miguel! -You're welcome.

-So how are the girls? -John, did you find it?

Yes.

-I found someone. -Okay, back to reality.

The money we got in from the closing party,

can pay both rent and the school fee.

-It's so cool! -Yes.

Kathy, will you do me a favor?

Go to the warehouse and pick up the boxes with lime palettes?

And sea. Thank you for helping.

Miguel? Kathy? Can I give you a lift?

Can I give her a lift?

-Yes sure! -Clear.

-Beware. -I do.

Thanks.

I hate children.

I heard Jeanine is pregnant.

Cool. It will be a short walk I have student council meeting in half an hour.

Ginger Rogers!

Good to see such a sweet lady again.

Nice to see you.

I hate old people.

What?

- You look good, Winslow. -Yes, really stylish, I must say.

I have bad news. Maybe it's nothing, but ...

It did not look like nothing.

What is it?

I saw Tiffany, on something that looked like a date with

Margarita Miguel.

They were at the museum fooling around as schoolgirls in love.

We have to show Margarita Miguel, where he belongs.

If he thinks a little ice cream and tequila can compete with a real pedigree.

Maybe we should arrange a visit from our brothers, to a harsh conversation?

No. We keep it between the two of us.

I have a better idea. Get the number his father's Mexican ice cream shop.

Then we show Tiffany exactly how cool Margarita Miguel really is.

Operation Paleta is now in full swing.

Sounds like a plan.

Now we're driving.

Ladies, we have been waiting for. Let me introduce Miguel.

Margarita Man!

Thanks! Thank you, thank you.

Party! The ultimate party.

Have you thought about what life would be like without party? I do not want to think about it.

Now...

Usually I get dressed in my suit, with only one margarita machine.

But for you ladies ...

... then I have so much, much more planned!

let me present South of the Border Band!

Yes! Yes!

Let me now introduce ours guest of honor, himself

The Mexican palette man!

Palettes Paraiso par todos!

Palettes for the beautiful ladies!

Miguel?

Now we are both embarrassed.

What? No Mexican hat dancing?

Miguel!

What will you?

-You left the meeting. -What did you expect?

Everyone now knows who my father is. Humiliating.

Why does it bother you?

I just did not want people to know that my family sells paletas.

My father sent me here, so I could grow up.

Do not be afraid of who you are. You are so special to me

and everyone around you. There is nothing to be ashamed of.

Thanks. I think.

- Do you want inside? -Yes.

-I'm going to the warehouse. -You take my profit. Do you like them?

Yes, my classmates love them.

Take this box of lime. I know your brother likes them.

-Hello. -Hi! I'm looking for Miguel's father.

We take a five minute break. I have to deal with a stalker.

Should I apply for an arrest against you?

Fucking fun.

I visited your father in the store, and told how you feel.

- Have you seen my father? -Yes. He loves you so much ...

He's worried you can 't handle it it when you face adversity.

Life is not just a party.

You can plan parties, and let me plan my own life.

Okay...

-Why do you stop? -See some cute kids.

It would be so nice to be a child again.

Do not be childish. Now we go.

Listen, I have good news.

I got a call from San Antonio and all of Texas.

Everyone wants their own Margarita You. What do you say to that?

Think she went to my father.

You can not blame them. That's the best thing I've done.

I'm still very much in my room, but I'm not there alone anymore.

And she agrees with him? Seriously?

Miguel, you will join ours conversation about us?

Maybe she's right? Sorry, I've never experienced this.

Or ... then you're really happy for her.

It is true.

I do not even feel like partying. Me who always wants to party.

-We must have a talk. -What are you doing?

What are you doing? Stop. You have to peel it first.

Miguel Martinez?

-Yes, so what? -An important message from Tiffany.

-Alright thanks. -You are welcome.

What is it?

A message from the girls' association.

- It's an invitation. -What does it say? Open it.

"Miguel, can we see you tonight? I will share something special with you "

"Kisses and hugs, Tiffany"

Is it positive?

-Are you done with all the interviews? -Soon. I'm done tomorrow.

Tonight.

-Hello! -Skre.

My favorite racist. How are you?

Did you park right? That would be a shame to see your car being driven away.

Thank you very much, mr. Slow. Your name is not Slow? First name Win?

No, Winslow Huntington the third. That's my full name.

From Travis Park Huntington's. You've probably heard of us.

- We've probably employed your family. - Fat said.

-Pardon. -See you too.

See you later, Slow.

It's Winslow! Winslow, not Slow.

We got him.

-Is it the new one? -Safety Ninja Viper Tech 9000, sir.

-I'm thinking of getting one. -Sir, I highly recommend it.

-Continue with your fine work. -Thank you, sir!

Here's a man who does not need presentation. Dr. Valenzuela.

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Thank you for coming to say hello our new student chairman,

Winslow Huntington the third.

Hi every one. This is a big day. For me, and for all of us.

-What are you doing here? -Today we celebrate the future of the university.

-You invited me. -This university needs to be big again.

There's something I want to share with you.

Tiffany. Do you want to be my wife?

No.

What happens?

Where's the ring? It is gone. Margarita Man has stolen it!

It is impossible. Not mr. Miguel.

Mr. Miguel!

He is a brilliant student. One cornerstone of this institution. Actually.

We need to get to the bottom of this!

Mr. Miguel! Excuse me. I know you're innocent ...

-But I have to visit you. -Why?

-The ring you stole. -It's ridiculous.

I'm sorry, but I'm just following the rules. Up with your hands, thank you.

Okay.

Mr. Miguel, tell me, that's not true! You're not a thief!

I'm not a thief, I did not take it!

Knew it. Never trust one mexicans.

Tiffany, you know I'm innocent. You have to believe in me.

-Now Dad has to sell a lot of palettes. -And the work permit smokes.

What's up with all those Mexico jokes? I've never been to Mexico.

-Sorry mr. Miguel. I'm sorry. -Is handcuffs necessary?

I put them on so it does not evil.

Sorry mr. Miguel. These are the rules.

Be careful where you go, sir.

It's a shame.

The Huntington family has donated generously to the school for generations.

Winslow Huntington the third has been working on staying

student council chairman for three years now.

His father did the same.

It surprises me that he waited so long

considering what influence the family has.

Excuse me, Chief of Police Doyle. Excuse me for interrupting.

No problem. Sit down.

What's the latest on Miguel Martinez?

Sir, I apprehended mr. Miguel and he sitting in the school cell.

I feel awful!

For he is, as you know, my best friend worldwide.

And I know ...

He would never do such a thing. But!

I found the stolen ring in his very own pocket.

All over the world, you say?

Sir, yes sir!

This is how it goes when they start to drinking.

They do the wrong things that are not right.

Exactly. Drinking is wrong at inappropriate times.

The Winslow Huntington the third gets on my nerves a bit.

Like a raft, one can not get rid of.

I just hope, Miguel Martinez does not throw away its future.

You are given the task to get to the bottom of this.

Thank you sir, it will be a great honor!

That is my seat.

Pardon.

Also the one there.

Martinez, you can go.

So good you're out.

I used your tuition for bail.

How did the ring end up in your pocket?

I have no clue. I went out

and suddenly Sergio came and took the ring out of my pocket.

I do not know how it ended there. I think someone put it there.

What are you doing now, man?

I need a drink.

Do not let this knock you out.

I do not understand, he could steal the ring from Winslow.

It's not him to do that kind.

Sometimes it's hard to know with people.

-You should not look at the dog on the hair. -What does it mean?

Miguel is close to being expelled.

His father pays no more for him, so Miguel has to pay for himself.

- Do you think he's guilty? -People do desperate things ...

when they are under pressure.

- Do you see what I see? -Three friends.

Yes, our ring thieves. Come on, we'm going in.

-Look, who's coming. -Not him again.

But, but, but ...

Is not the ring thief and his companions?

Tiffany claimed you were a good guy, but I just could not believe it.

Your people probably can not keep your hands to yourself.

Your American dream becoming an entrepreneur is over.

I heard from Tiffany that dr. Valenzuela will see you in a few hours.

Realize the facts, muchacho. The better man won.

Let's go.

So racist!

What do we do now, when Margarita Man is expelled?

I do not know. But I hope so Tiffany that she's solving this.

I...

... must go.

Emily, why are the lights not decorated?

If you're so busy, so get a freshman for it!

Tiffany! I know you're in there!

Open the door, Tiffany. Came!

You do not answer my calls.

You better open the door now, otherwise I turn it on.

Okay, I count to three!

One...

Thaw...

Do not force me to do this, Tiffany!

Okay, three!

Lucky for you,

that I injured my shoulder today when I played polo, for ...

I demand that you open the door.

You're throwing away your future!

Do you know how many women there are, who would like to be

Mrs. Winslow Huntington the third?

What?

It's official, Margarita Miguel is history.

My girl on dr. Valenzuela's office wrote straight and said he is expelled.

It became almost perfect. I knew, that when we put the ring in his pocket,

no one would believe he was innocent. Who would believe a Mexican ice cream boy,

who can not pay their bills, and being thrown out of school?

And the best part is, we've got the ring back and no one knows anything.

Who would have thought that two fine citizens like us should have something to do with it?

If only Tiffany could wake up

and realize how lucky she is.

She's probably getting along now, where Margarita Miguel is out of the picture.

Let's go.

It's Margarita Man Miguel. Leave a message.

Miguel, it's Tiffany. Call me as soon as you can.

I know you did not take the ring. Call me.

Hey.

Is Miguel here?

-Unfortunately no. -Okay. Can you give him a message?

Sure.

-He should call Tiffany soon. -Okay I'll do that. Hi there.

Thanks for the meeting. I'm having problems student grants, and need help.

First we can talk to your study counselor.

And see if you could get extended student grants.

-How are your grades? -That's what I wanted to talk about.

Excuse me, dr. Valenzuela.

I have to talk to you.

- We're in the middle of something. -I have to ask for a favor.

It's Margarita Man Miguel ...

Just him I've been looking for ...

The latest model of Ford's police vehicles.

No, stop.

I never could. I'm a gentleman.

I'm so glad you asked.

In six to eight weeks, if I. arrests someone and gets promoted,

then you are mine. And I have to be inside you. No...

Sergio?

I...

I did not eat it.

We need your help.

Yes, ma'am. I'm on duty.

What do you three want?

No one does mr. Miguel mischief.

Okay.

Get ready to meet Safety Ninja Viper Tech 9000.

What do you have there?

It's us when Miguel was five. Do you remember?

Sure. Miguelito and I looked at the picture before leaving for college.

The young.

Dad, what am I doing wrong? I can not make him understand

that life is not just a party.

Wrong? Right? Right or wrong?

It's not long ago you and I. had the same discussion.

- It was not the same, Dad. -The world is the same.

You are not the son, you are the troubled one sheep.

Do you remember when you smashed mine paletabil?

That's life.

I've learned a lot from you, my son.

Miguelito knows you love him. He can feel it.

Now he must hear it.

Let him know.

I love you, my son.

Miguel!

Miguel, listen to me.

- You do not have to leave. -What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? I was expelled!

No.

Winslow and his comrade have confessed.

They confessed, Miguel. They have confessed!

It does not matter. Is it not this, then it's something else.

I do not belong here. I'm only fooling myself.

The only thing holding you back,

is that you pretend to be something you is not.

I'm a loser and always will be. It's time to grow up.

You're someone.

You took a simple drink, a margarita, and created a thriving enterprise.

You could pay your school fees and the rent of our room.

When it got heavy, you kept doing that fight, for you are not one who gives up.

You are no ordinary Mexican-American.

You helped the team. You helped John, the acid head which never left its space.

And most importantly, you helped a nerd.

A completely without self-confidence, who could not go to a girl.

And you know what?

It was me, Miguel.

So you are no loser. You want to be remembered forever

as Margarita Man.

So upside down now.

We both know I do not is good at excuses, but ...

I just want to say I'm sorry.

All. For all the shit I've been exposed to you for the past few months.

I never realized how good I was.

Until I almost lost everything.

Pardon.

You would never think that I'm not proud of you.

It is just...

Your whole life has been easy. You lived as a happy and happy boy.

It was so easy for you.

I wanted to teach you to take responsibility and grow up.

At times like these, when it gets hard.

Yes, I know now.

I know now, more than ever

that I look more like you, than I ever thought.

And that's why I'm the one I am today.

I just want to say thank you.

For everything. And...

I love you.

I love you too, my son.

Okay. That should probably work out.

Now we get to grips with this.

By the way, I like paletas. Love them.

Sir. judge I request that the charges against my client be dropped.

With the new evidence the court may thereby waive the charges

mod mr. Martinez.

If there is nothing else for the court ...

Sir. judging?

Mr. Martinez. Your case is closed. They can go home.

If I can only get one minute to speak to the audience.

If they want. But you need to do not say anything.

The prosecutor has the opinion from the scammers so that the charges are dropped.

-They are welcome to go home. -Just a moment. Thanks.

Ladies and gentlemen. I would like to say I really appreciate

all the support and love. To my family and friends

I would say that I appreciate that you promises and supports me in difficult times.

Mr. Martinez. Most people tend to walk home when the case is over.

And to those, whose name I can not remember.

I want to say sorry.

But I appreciate that you are there for me.

Especially you, first chair in the first row.

And last but not least. Tiffany.

I'm so sorry, that I did not trust you.

I really hope you will give this Margarita Man one more chance.

Stop it! This is not international law and I'm not Judge Judy!

The case is closed. Everyone out!

Come over and get some tamales later, judging!

Miguel, my friend! Why are you not ready for the party?

I have to fix something first.

Have you heard from Tiffany? No messages or text messages?

No.

Okay. We have not spoken since ...

Hi, are you going to the party?

-Duty calls. -Mother.

Pang pang.

Be careful where you aim.

Miguel, don't worry.

It resolves itself. You have helped many people.

Thanks.

-Dr. V? -Miguel!

Come by my office, before you go to the party tonight.

Okay, I'm coming right away.

I have a few things, I will discuss with you.

Of course.

Primarily...

I was very disappointed over all that trouble.

I want to say, that I was wrong with you.

You are a talented student and an asset for this university.

You add pride and camaraderie to the institution.

And the school board has decided to refund your deposit.

So you have no outstanding payments for room and school fees.

Congratulations, young man.

I do not know, what to say. Thanks!

One of your good friends came by and explained everything.

Told about your personal problems.

You are a fine student.

Thanks dr. Valenzuela. Wow.

Take good care of my secretary. She's the best I've had.

Of course. And again, thank you. I will not disappoint you.

-A pleasure to have you here. -Thanks.

-Hi stranger! -Miss Biology?

I knew you had chemistry with Miguel,

but had no idea you were interested in grandfather.

-It's probably the genes? -There is a lot in those jeans.

-More than in Migueles, I hope. -You're ice cold, but still hot.

Mijo, I'm so proud of you.

-Supergod party! Congratulations, well done. -Thanks Dad!

-Good, you're having fun. And you mother? -I love it!

Now maybe you can help me to develop the paleta company?

How about we do it together? As a family.

-�Oral! -Okay! For El Paraiso!

-For El Paraiso. -For Margarita Man!

Hello!

My son. I think there is someone who will talk to you.

Take care of it.

-Wish me luck. -Be a gentleman now!

You...

Do you know how happy you make me? when you two are having a good time together?

Yes I do.

-Hi! -Hello there.

Can we have a moment together? Thanks.

-Look at that. - Do you remember that time?

As it was yesterday.

-Really? -Yes.

-I love you so much. -You too.

I just need to dip my palette ...

-Now we dance! Come on! -You are mad.

- Hi Kathy. -Hi! We're talking, okay?

-Hi! -Hi.

-So what? -Fine. It's a great party.

Thanks. It means a lot to hear it from you.

Why? I'm just Miguel's stupid little sister.

I do not know why I say this, but I've never seen you like that.

-How do you see me? - There's something about you. You are so Beautiful

and my feelings for you has changed.

You live up to your name. You're a good guy.

Thanks.

-Lets dance. -Yes!

-It's a pretty good party. -Yes.

Who is it?

I think it's the acid head Johnny.

-Hold my drink. -She goes to him!

-Hi. -Hi!

Can I have one?

Yes sure.

Special margarita.

Mm ...

Very sweet.

Just like you.

Shall we find a place?

Yes!

-It did not go as planned. -I agree.

What has Margarita Miguel, which I do not have?

In fact, then I can describe exactly

what mr. Miguel has, which you two bandits do not have.

He has dignity. Respect. And he has a best friend named Serg

who happens to own one Safety Ninja Viper Tech 9000.

Do you want a margarita?

What taste?

Vanilla?

Come on. I need something with a little more spice.

Spice? I think I might have something in my room.

So?

-Will you...? -Okay. We walk.

Here's the last from Miguel Martinez 'sag.

Thank you Anna, you are the best.

Thanks. Now things are back to normal the normal for Miguel.

I'm glad it worked out.

He is the type of student we like want here.

Sergio! Come in. How is Miguel?

What about his little fiesta?

Yes sir, in fact I have taken care of that the liar Winslow

and his Silesian friend Zach.

-Good job, Sergio! Sit. -Thank you, sir.

Do you know what we do with cops, who does more than duty requires?

Actually sir, then I know it does not. Actually.

-Anna, would you be so kind? -Sorry sir, is everything alright?

Today you should get the promotion which you have earned.

Here are the keys to the police car.

You start on Monday.

Thanks, sir! I do not know what I am must say. But thank you, sir!

Sergio, you're braver than you think.

And much stronger than you seem.

But we must work on your social skills.

-Yes sir, that's right. -I do not usually do this, but ...

This is a special occasion. We need to celebrate it a little.

For our friend Miguel, and Officer Sergio.

-Our Margarita Man. -For Margarita Man.

Cheers.

I think, the family Huntington deserves

a cowboy boot in the ass.

-A little more splash? -Sir, ja sir!

Hey. What can I help you with?

-I'm looking for Miguel's father. -I'm his grandfather. And you are the miss ...

White.

Miss White, I love your blonde hair.

My sister is blonde. But it's not from my parents' side.

It's from the bleaching. I'm just joking! Pardon.

It was just a happy little joke!