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I'm sorry about this.
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Don't you dare apologize. Thanks to you,
we can afford to get the other car fixed.
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Tell him, boys.
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-Bye, Dad.
-It's all right, Dad.
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Whatever.
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-Love you.
-Love you, darling.
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And tell your boss
I hope she gets heart disease.
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-Morning, Ted.
-Hey, Higgins--
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Is he dead?
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I mean, you know, it's my fault
for staring at my phone.
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I just can't stop
checking on my family's flight.
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You know, I haven't shared this
with too many folks,
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but Michelle and I,
we've been having some marital issues.
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Ted, you really don't have to
talk about this if you don't want to.
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I don't mind.
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Tried couples therapy.
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Didn't like the other couple though.
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It feels good to laugh.
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Yeah, you know, our therapist
gave us this code word to use.
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So if either of us says "Oklahoma,"
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the other one has to tell
the God's honest truth.
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Yeah, you know, it's pretty helpful.
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Did ruin the musical for me though.
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So now every time I hear,
"Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin',"
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or... what--
"Surrey with the Fringe on Top," or--
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-"Shall We Dance?"
-No, that's from King and I.
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Anyway, if I hear any of those tunes,
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I immediately think about
my wife telling me
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that my constant optimism is too much.
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And this... sharing of feelings
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is 'cause I opened up to you
about my ex-husband at the gala.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Well, that's a lesson learned.
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Come on now.
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I bet deep down you kinda dig
we're getting so close, right?
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I do.
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-Oklahoma?
-I do not.
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Jamie?
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You up?
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Hello?
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Is Jamie here?
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Oh, my God. You're Keeley Jones.
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Yeah, I am.
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Hi, Jamie.
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No, no. No. You can't get mad.
You broke up with me.
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Like, 24 hours ago.
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How long's a man meant to be alone?
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What am I supposed to do?
Shower by myself?
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Sorry, can I just say,
I'm your biggest fan.
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I follow your Insta,
your Snap, everything.
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Wow, thank you.
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And, Jamie, thank you.
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Whenever I break up with someone,
I spend months questioning it,
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wondering if I made
a huge fucking mistake.
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But you have really helped me to feel good
about this decision, just by...
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being you.
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You're welcome.
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What?
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You said I made you feel good
about your decision.
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-Yeah.
-Did you mean it?
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-Yes.
-Well, then you're welcome.
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I like to make people feel good.
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You still gonna be around
for the promo shoot later?
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The promo shoot
that I've spent weeks setting up for you?
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Yes.
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It was nice to meet you.
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Yes, yes, yes! Here!
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Yes, Jamie! Jamie, Jamie!
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Jamie, I'm open. Jamie!
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-What are you doing? That was going in.
-Well, we'll never know.
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Jamie, how many times I gotta tell you
to make the extra pass?
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Come on. Sam was more open than the jar
of peanut butter on my kitchen counter.
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What? What's he talking about?
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That's right. Y'all don't know
I like to keep the peanut butter open.
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That way, whenever I walk by,
I can just stick my finger in there.
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-It's a fucking good idea, to be fair.
-Yeah, it is.
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Now look, when Sam is that open,
you gotta pass to him, okay?
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But why?
Even when Sam's open, Sam is still shit.
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I heard my name. What did he say?
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-Don't worry about it.
-Okay.
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Guys, we gotta play like a team tomorrow.
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Otherwise we're gonna
get our butts kicked. Extra passes.
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We're gonna keep doing this
until we get it right. Let's go.
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Dad!
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Practice is canceled.
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That is a lot longer run
than he thinks, though.
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Metaphor.
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-Hey!
-Daddy!
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I kinda thought y'all would meet me
halfway, but hey, that's all right.
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-Hey, buddy!
-Helicopter!
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You got it. Two spins. How about that?
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Boy, you're gonna be a dizzy fella there.
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-Slower helicopter.
-No way. Come on now.
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I missed you so much.
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Group hug.
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Hey! There he is.
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Hey, big guy. Look how tall you got.
What the heck?
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And look at this. I mean, you, what--
You got teeth now?
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-I already had teeth!
-And you can talk!
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Also, Ms. Welton, sorry to report,
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but this weekend's match
will not be completely sold out.
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Not a surprise. We've lost four matches
in a row, and we're facing relegation.
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But why be sorry?
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I think it's all going rather smashingly.
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I'm happy to be the new brand ambassador
for Darsteiner.
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The favorite beer of Jamie Tartt.
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Wait, wait, wait. Get my tats.
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Get that one. It's very important to me.
Chinese for "arm."
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-Jamie.
-What?
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-Just drink the beer.
-Yeah.
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No judgment,
but are you back with that twat?
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Bon appétit.
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No. We're done.
God, I love that you care though.
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I'll kiss you on the mouth
if I can reach those lips.
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You know, I put this whole thing together.
I get 10%.
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Hey, do you like mythology?
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You've seen a unicorn.
You ever seen a brewnicorn?
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-That's fucking funny.
-Oh, no.
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What's that? It's my beerby.
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-Come on.
-Okay.
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Y'all getting all this for free.
Not even extra for that.
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Keeley.
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If any of the other players
needed some branding work done,
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is that something you'd be interested in?
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I don't want you to offer me a job
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just 'cause I was nice to you
in the loo the other night.
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Why not? Men give each other jobs
in toilets all the time.
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Yeah, they do.
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I meant employment. Like job-jobs.
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-So not hand, or blow, or foot?
-Foot?
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You're right.
Technically it would be... feet, right?
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Just give it a thought.
Unless you want to carry on doing--
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What is it you do again?
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I'm sort of famous
for being almost famous.
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Excellent.
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-Maybe think of it as a plan B.
-Yeah.
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Okay, now,
little tip for y'all, all right?
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Fries are called "chips."
Chips are called "crisps."
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And "bangers" aren't great songs,
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but they do make you feel like dancing
'cause they're so darn tasty.
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When you gonna win a game,
you fucking wanker?
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Hey, Baz. Fellas.
This here-- This is my wife, Michelle.
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Absolute pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Lasso.
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Nice recovery. Well executed.
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-Yeah, coach's wife. She's heard it all.
-Yeah.
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Hi, Ted. Hello, young man.
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Here are the darts. There's the board.
Try not to hit any regulars.
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Yeah, go have fun.
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-Your table's this way.
-Go on. After you.
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-Three fish-and-chips?
-Yes, please. And two pints.
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-I like your style.
-Yeah.
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Look at this.
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Do they wrap the fish-and-chips
in newspaper? I read they do that here.
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No, no. I wish. Boy, I'd love that.
Having my food teach me stuff?
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Yeah, that's your dream scenario, right?
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A doughnut
that knows about Rosa Parks or something.
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-Yeah. Exactly, yeah.
-Yeah.
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Can fit a lot of wisdom just in the hole.
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Yeah.
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You already done, bud?
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Yeah, he probably should be.
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Well, I'm sorry about that.
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Happens all the time.
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-What are you doing?
-I'm just curious, yeah?
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The photographer's gonna
send me over the pictures,
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and I'll just kill the ones
where you look like shit.
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Then I'll send them over to you.
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Firstly, babe, there won't be any
where I look like shit because...
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And B, why don't you just
bring them over to my place
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and we can look at them together?
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Maybe we're naked.
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Hard no. Thank you again, Jamie.
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Smart move.
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Excuse me?
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I have to hang out with that prick.
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The fact that you would choose
to be with him is frankly mind-blowing.
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I'm not with him. We broke up.
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We're working together, actually.
And who asked you anyway, huh?
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Right.
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I didn't know that, so... apologies.
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No, it's fine.
You should definitely weigh in on my life.
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I'll make sure that I text you
anytime I have to make a decision, yeah?
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It's just that in training,
Sam was wide open,
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and Jamie wouldn't pass to him.
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But Sam was wide open.
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Now that's what I'm dealing with.
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Yes.
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Here it is.
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Yeah. Okay. Now, hold on a second.
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Think we might have missed a page.
Oh, boy.
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Don't you wanna go
ride a real double-decker bus?
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After we finish.
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See? I like that.
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First we gotta build it,
then we can ride it.
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It's kind of a Field of Dreams paradigm.
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Okay.
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Well, six hands are better than four.
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Good morning.
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Hey, how you doing?
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-Hey, look at that scarf. I like it.
-Oi! Wanker.
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Don't you fuck up the match.
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I appreciate you.
We'll see what happens, huh?
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Hey, check it out.
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You never--
Never seen one of these before.
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That right there, that's a scone, okay?
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It's like a muffin, except
it sucks all the spit out of your mouth.
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There's your breakfast. All right?
Hey! What do you say?
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Thanks, Dad!
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Okay. There you go.
Some people's kids, holy moly.
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-It's pretty nice out there, isn't it?
-Yeah.
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-Hey.
-I can make us some breakfast.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing. I think I'm just
a little jet-lagged is all.
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I'm fine, Ted.
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No, no. No.
Michelle, you gotta talk to me.
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Okay? Hey, hey. Oklahoma.
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Every day...
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I wake up hoping that
I'll feel the way I felt in the beginning.
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But maybe that's
just what marriage is, right?
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I'll keep trying. You know I will.
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Ready to go!
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-I mean, you're gonna need pants, kiddo.
-Yeah.
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-You know--
-Let's get some pants. Come on.
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I mean, I don't know
what I'm supposed to do.
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Marriage.
Just so, you know, so complicated.
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So many different challenges and...
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I think-- I don't know. Sorry.
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You ever been married?
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Yeah, Nate.
Coach's views on romantic relationships
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are not too dissimilar
from his views on cooking steak.
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You know, you spend any more than
five minutes on one, loses its flavor.
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-That sound about right, Coach?
-Yeah.
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Do you mind
if I ask you a personal question then?
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Fire away.
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If you were worried
about your relationship,
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then why did you fly 4,438 miles away?
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That is a very specific number
to know off the top of your head.
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Well, my dad used to be a cartographer.
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Used to say I was .001 miles tall.
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Yeah. Well, it's a good question.
Why do it?
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I think at some point I realized
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that me being around so much
was doing more harm than good.
243
00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:02,203
Like, anytime I tried
to solve any of her problems, or...
244
00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:07,159
do something sweet for her,
it just would backfire.
245
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:11,251
And then she and this therapist
we were working with
246
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:15,803
decided that maybe the best thing to do
would be to give her a little space.
247
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:20,759
And so... well, I gave her 4,400 and...
248
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:21,683
Thirty-eight.
249
00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:24,184
Thirty-eight miles worth of it.
250
00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:29,687
Sorry to interrupt.
I was told one of you had my phone.
251
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,306
Thank heavens.
252
00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:34,726
I deleted some apps
to optimize performance.
253
00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,355
Not Battleships, I hope.
254
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,571
Oh, well.
I was playing that too much anyway.
255
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:41,322
I'll leave you lads
to your match day planning.
256
00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:43,275
Now, well, hold your horse there, amigo.
257
00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:45,155
You mind if I get your take on something?
258
00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,292
Wow, of course.
259
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:52,039
Very exciting to be invited
into the inner sanctum.
260
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:55,211
Team Lasso, as it were.
261
00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:57,594
You and the missus.
Y'all been together a while, yeah?
262
00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:01,175
Yes, 28 years.
263
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:03,468
Five boys, three dogs,
264
00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:07,392
one 20-year-old cat whose impending death
will wreck me emotionally,
265
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:10,602
and one small house
that manages to fit us all in it.
266
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,689
Sounds like a full life right there.
267
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,520
But I assume y'all have had your
fair share of hard times though, yeah?
268
00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:20,857
Did you not hear the five boys,
tiny house, dying cat part?
269
00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:24,909
That's the thing though, isn't it?
270
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:28,950
If you're with the right person,
even the hard times are easy.
271
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:36,075
Someone call 911.
I want to report a truth bomb.
272
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:40,007
-I think they do 999 here.
-It is 999.
273
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,338
-Yes. It is, yeah.
-For emergencies?
274
00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:43,013
Boy, that seems troublesome to me.
275
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,431
You know,
toddlers and, just, butt dials and--
276
00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:46,641
-'Cause it's one key.
-Yeah.
277
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,640
You'd probably have
police cars and ambulances
278
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,602
-just zipping all over the place.
-Yeah.
279
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,562
-Well, that happens a lot, doesn't it?
-It does. Yeah, yeah.
280
00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,693
-That explains it, actually.
-There you have it.
281
00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,980
Arlo White here with Chris Powell.
282
00:14:57,064 --> 00:15:00,574
Live from Nelson Road Stadium,
the home of AFC Richmond.
283
00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:02,281
All right, everyone!
Get in a fucking circle.
284
00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:04,031
-Let's throw this down!
-Come on, boys!
285
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,572
Right, hands in.
286
00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:07,906
On three. One, two, three...
287
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,991
-Richmond!
-Let's go!
288
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,245
Let's go! Let's go!
289
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,380
Jamie, you a germophobe?
290
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,465
'Cause I'm trying to think of a reason
you didn't put your hand in
291
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:26,471
with the rest of the team.
292
00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:27,592
Didn't want to.
293
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:32,638
I gotta say, man, sometimes you remind me
of my grandma with the channel hopper.
294
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,234
You just push all the wrong buttons.
295
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:39,146
Well, then how's about
you and me make a deal?
296
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:40,611
Okay, I'm listening.
297
00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:44,571
You get to keep on preaching
all of your yeehaw bullshit,
298
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:49,833
and in exchange, I'll keep ignoring you,
because this team is tragic.
299
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:54,253
I score all the goals,
and I'm the only one they come to see.
300
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,827
Does that sound fair? Hands in.
301
00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,588
You know, I'd love to hash out
some of the nuances there,
302
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,038
but I'm not having the best of days--
303
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,548
Actually, it doesn't matter what you say.
304
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,339
'Cause in my head, I'm just
hearing the crowd cheer my name
305
00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:06,844
after I score a goal tonight.
306
00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:12,261
Jamie Tartt...
Jamie Tartt...
307
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:15,307
As undeniably catchy as that tune is,
I need you to cut the crap right now--
308
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:16,772
Dad!
309
00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:20,022
Hey, big guy. There he is. Hey.
310
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:22,725
-Jamie Tartt?
-Hello, little lad.
311
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,356
Would you sign my shirt?
312
00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:26,485
All right, turn around.
313
00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:28,985
That's pretty cool, huh?
314
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:33,368
Now, next time I score a goal,
it won't just be for me.
315
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,329
It'll be for you too.
316
00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:42,246
And for me. But... just for us.
317
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,586
-Cool.
-Good lad.
318
00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:47,720
Good boy.
319
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,715
Come on, let's get out there.
320
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:57,273
Jamie Tartt...
Jamie Tartt...
321
00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:58,811
-Come on, goalie!
-Link finds space.
322
00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:00,234
He rears back to shoot it.
323
00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:02,732
A stunning goal
by the Canadian midfielder!
324
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:06,784
-Fuck's sake!
-I hate that poxy wanker! Fucking Lasso!
325
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,029
-Nice family though.
-Damn it, Paul! Don't humanize him!
326
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:13,583
Well, after only six minutes,
Richmond are 2-0 down.
327
00:17:13,659 --> 00:17:14,489
Wanker! Wanker!
328
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,986
And the Richmond supporters
are making their feelings known.
329
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,079
Wanker! Wanker!
330
00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:20,083
Chris, you have to think,
if this continues,
331
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:23,665
Lasso's time with Richmond will be short
and not very sweet.
332
00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:26,087
Tartt receives the ball. Clever there.
333
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,801
-Go on, Jamie.
-He finds space.
334
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,171
He has Obisanya on the right.
335
00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:32,968
No, he's doing it himself.
And what a finish!
336
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:35,683
Jamie Tartt with an incredible solo goal!
337
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,894
Jamie Tartt, you fucking king!
338
00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:42,225
Jamie Tartt...
Jamie Tartt...
339
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:45,232
And thanks to budding superstar,
Jamie Tartt,
340
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:48,815
Richmond are right back in it at 2-1
in the 29th minute!
341
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:51,112
-Me!
-What's he yelling?
342
00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:55,236
"Me." He's pointing at the name
on his back and repeatedly yelling "me."
343
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:56,825
Me!
344
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,080
I thought he was saying "meat."
345
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,212
But, yeah,
yours makes a lot more sense. Okay.
346
00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:04,172
-Come on!
-Obisanya joins the attack.
347
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,921
-The Nigerian is taken out!
-Bullshit!
348
00:18:07,546 --> 00:18:10,466
Come on, ref! They gotta knock that off!
349
00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:13,338
It'll be a yellow card here for Benson.
350
00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:17,177
And you have to say he got off easy there.
And Obisanya is still down.
351
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,774
-He might be hurt.
-Yeah.
352
00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:20,729
Excuse me, mate.
353
00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:24,435
Oi! Check on your fucking teammate.
354
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,362
The captain dispensing some wisdom
to the young superstar.
355
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:29,782
Nothing wrong with that.
356
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:32,913
-Sam?
-Yeah?
357
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:35,238
I'm gonna have to move you there.
There you go.
358
00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:37,834
-What is your fucking problem?
-What is this?
359
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:39,750
Kent and Tartt
are at each other's throats!
360
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:42,918
-Okay. Hey, guys! Come on! Knock it off!
-Hopefully cooler heads will prevail.
361
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:44,038
Fucking kill you!
362
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,084
Same team!
363
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:48,167
-Unacceptable, Arlo.
-Chris, have you ever struck a teammate?
364
00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:50,263
-Are you mad? So what?
-No, but I've wanted to.
365
00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:51,469
-He's my own player.
-Yeah, yeah.
366
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,508
-I'm actually a bit jealous.
-You gotta be--
367
00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:56,932
We haven't seen this
since 2001 in Newcastle.
368
00:18:57,012 --> 00:19:01,102
And a season of lows for Richmond
sinks even further still.
369
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:03,602
You all right, Sam?
370
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,645
Honestly, it doesn't even hurt anymore.
371
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:08,439
But everyone was making such a fuss,
I thought I should just stay down.
372
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,026
No. Listen.
373
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:14,109
I'm gonna pull you up,
you're gonna pretend to limp very badly,
374
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:17,156
and you're gonna gesture
like you think you can bravely go on.
375
00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:19,791
-They'll love it.
-Okay.
376
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:24,710
Obisanya is on his feet,
but can he continue?
377
00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:26,040
Is he okay?
378
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,383
Looks like he'll play through the pain.
379
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:31,460
Such determination. You love to see it.
380
00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:32,757
Attaboy, Sam!
381
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:37,341
Tartt steps up to take the free kick,
with an opportunity to tie the game.
382
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:40,387
Will he find a teammate or go for glory?
383
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,484
With Tartt, that's usually
a rhetorical question.
384
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,482
And he's done it!
385
00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:55,738
That's two for Jamie Tartt,
and Richmond are level
386
00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,531
in the 38th minute!
387
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,324
He's a special player, Arlo.
388
00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:00,408
Look at this.
389
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:04,753
And you have to wonder,
where would Richmond be without him.
390
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:09,844
I'll be right back.
391
00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:12,214
Me! Me!
392
00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:17,797
We certainly haven't seen this before.
Ted Lasso is running into the stands.
393
00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:19,795
Well, where the hell is he off to?
394
00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:22,763
He's not slowing down on those steps.
395
00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:25,598
That's some real impressive cardio
from Ted Lasso there.
396
00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:26,694
Is he okay?
397
00:20:28,562 --> 00:20:30,482
-Hey, Rebecca.
-Hello, Ted.
398
00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:32,524
-You're doing great, Dad.
-Yeah, you got this.
399
00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:33,608
Thanks, guys.
400
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:35,152
I wanna bench Jamie.
401
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:38,074
But I didn't wanna do it
without checking with you first.
402
00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:40,871
But, Ted, you're the manager.
403
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:43,949
So whatever you decide,
you have my full support.
404
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,161
Thanks, boss. All right.
Later, alligators.
405
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,286
Bye, Dad.
406
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:54,382
And it appears Coach Lasso has decided
to rejoin the match already in progress.
407
00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:57,053
Roberts, warm up. You're going in.
Let's go. Come on.
408
00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:59,302
Hey, highlighter. We got ourselves a sub.
409
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:00,894
-Sixteen's going in for nine. Okay?
-Okay.
410
00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,469
Appreciate you, sir. Thank you.
411
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:10,806
Okay.
412
00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:13,726
Well, it looks like Lasso is
making an early substitution here.
413
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,975
He's bringing Roberts on,
and he's taking off...
414
00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:18,364
Jamie Tartt?
415
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,370
He's our best player!
416
00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:23,407
Me?
417
00:21:23,492 --> 00:21:24,952
You don't know what you're doing!
418
00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:28,245
You don't know what you're doing!
You don't know what you're doing!
419
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:29,870
What on earth?
420
00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:32,287
He's taking off his best player.
421
00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:34,836
And with less than a minute remaining
in the half.
422
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,880
-Wanker! Wanker! Wanker!
-Number 16, Robbie Roberts,
423
00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:38,514
for number 9, Jamie Tartt.
424
00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:40,470
Hey, way to play out there.
Way to get us back in.
425
00:21:40,551 --> 00:21:43,971
Shut up. Fucking stupid twat.
426
00:21:45,556 --> 00:21:48,676
The referee looks at his watch,
and that's halftime.
427
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:51,597
What kind of reception awaits Lasso
in his locker room?
428
00:22:03,866 --> 00:22:05,616
Oi, sit down and listen.
429
00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:13,956
We got ourselves a tied game.
430
00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:16,335
Nice work.
431
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:23,085
Fellas, we're broken. We need to change.
432
00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:25,757
And, look, I know change can be scary.
433
00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:29,766
One minute, you're playing freeze tag
out there at recess with all your buddies.
434
00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:33,230
Next thing you know,
you're getting zits, your voice gets low.
435
00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:36,612
And every time your art teacher,
Ms. Scanlon, leans over your desk
436
00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:40,190
to check and see how your project's going,
you feel all squiggly inside.
437
00:22:44,281 --> 00:22:48,541
She was a striking woman.
Not classically beautiful, but striking.
438
00:22:50,329 --> 00:22:52,079
First time I ever saw tan lines.
439
00:22:52,998 --> 00:22:54,578
Most of the time, change is a good thing.
440
00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:57,289
Now, I think that's what it's all about.
441
00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:00,337
Embracing change.
442
00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:02,256
Being brave.
443
00:23:02,341 --> 00:23:06,851
Doing whatever you have to,
so that everyone in your life...
444
00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:09,965
can move forward with theirs.
445
00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,017
'Cause maybe...
446
00:23:14,186 --> 00:23:16,806
it's the only way
you can truly help her be happy.
447
00:23:24,321 --> 00:23:26,411
Obviously by "her,"
I'm referring to Lady Football.
448
00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:29,872
Good save.
449
00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:33,834
Sam, we're gonna shift you to midfield
for the second half.
450
00:23:34,623 --> 00:23:37,173
And Beard's gonna walk y'all
through the rest of the changes.
451
00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:38,961
Hey, hey, hey. One last thing.
452
00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:41,424
And I want everyone's eyes on me
when I say this. Look at me.
453
00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:53,975
-Never really liked Tartt.
-We know, Roy.
454
00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:55,479
Everybody, come on.
455
00:23:56,979 --> 00:23:58,809
Two minutes of added time remaining.
456
00:23:58,897 --> 00:24:01,017
Still level at two goals apiece.
457
00:24:01,108 --> 00:24:03,608
Richmond have played well,
even without Jamie Tartt.
458
00:24:03,694 --> 00:24:04,704
Here we go.
459
00:24:05,237 --> 00:24:07,777
He's open. He's open. He's open.
There you go.
460
00:24:07,865 --> 00:24:10,735
A through ball from Cockburn.
And Kent is off to the races!
461
00:24:10,826 --> 00:24:11,696
Come on!
462
00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:13,365
Kent has only one man to beat.
463
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,913
He could take it himself,
464
00:24:15,998 --> 00:24:20,538
but he makes the extra pass
to a wide open Obisanya!
465
00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:26,339
And he buries it!
466
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:28,894
Oh, my God!
467
00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:34,930
Richmond take the lead with
barely a minute of stoppage time left.
468
00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:45,943
Scorer for Richmond's third goal,
number 24, Sam Obisanya.
469
00:24:55,037 --> 00:24:56,957
Yeah!
470
00:24:57,039 --> 00:24:59,919
-I'm so sorry! I'm just so happy!
-No, I love it! I love this energy!
471
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,710
-Here, Coach. Take this guy from me.
-Yeah!
472
00:25:06,006 --> 00:25:07,006
That's the way you do it!
473
00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:11,260
Nicely done, gentlemen! Nicely done!
Way to do it! Yes! Yes! Yes!
474
00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:13,260
Took balls, what you did.
475
00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:17,476
That's all we got is balls, Roy.
It's all we got.
476
00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:20,559
All right! Yeah!
There you go. Way to play.
477
00:25:21,522 --> 00:25:22,732
How about that, Coach?
478
00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:24,780
You hear that, Coach?
479
00:25:25,442 --> 00:25:27,442
Wanker! Wanker!
480
00:25:27,528 --> 00:25:29,238
Well, same word, ain't it?
481
00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:31,739
Yeah, but different.
482
00:25:33,075 --> 00:25:37,285
Yeah, kinda like back in the '80s
when bad meant good, right?
483
00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:39,408
Who was president back then?
484
00:25:40,082 --> 00:25:43,292
-Ronald Reagan.
-"Ronald Reagan? The actor?"
485
00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:48,167
Oh, man. I love it when you do Doc Brown.
You walked me right into that.
486
00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:58,812
Daddy! Dad!
487
00:25:58,892 --> 00:26:00,642
Hey! There he is!
488
00:26:02,521 --> 00:26:04,311
How about that, huh? We won one.
489
00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:05,398
-Daddy?
-Yeah?
490
00:26:05,482 --> 00:26:06,822
What's a wanker?
491
00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:09,646
Well, kiddo. That is a...
492
00:26:10,404 --> 00:26:13,824
That's a man that likes to be alone
with his thoughts. Make sense?
493
00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:15,487
Let's give you a better view
of all this. Ready?
494
00:26:16,368 --> 00:26:18,118
Get up there, kiddo. Look at that.
495
00:26:18,203 --> 00:26:21,873
Wave to the people. That's it.
Let them know. Let them see, huh?
496
00:26:24,501 --> 00:26:26,251
Shit.
497
00:26:29,381 --> 00:26:30,381
Yeah.
498
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:32,800
One touch.
499
00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:40,178
I just keep thinking about
the first time we met, back at school.
500
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:46,444
Us being the only two people in that big
old parking lot at the exact same time.
501
00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:50,652
So random.
502
00:26:50,736 --> 00:26:53,606
No way for us to know that it was going
to be the start of something.
503
00:26:55,616 --> 00:26:57,026
-Hey.
-Did I scare you?
504
00:26:57,117 --> 00:27:00,247
You snuck up on a woman
in a parking lot at night.
505
00:27:01,622 --> 00:27:03,672
Yeah, Roy, well done.
506
00:27:03,749 --> 00:27:06,789
I'm sorry. I'm an idiot.
I was also an idiot yesterday, so...
507
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:08,920
It's okay.
508
00:27:14,426 --> 00:27:15,426
Good night, Keeley.
509
00:27:17,638 --> 00:27:18,638
Good night, Roy.
510
00:27:20,057 --> 00:27:22,517
I look back at everything
we've been through,
511
00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:25,230
and I wouldn't change a single thing.
512
00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:28,272
Even now.
513
00:27:30,317 --> 00:27:31,527
What are you saying?
514
00:27:32,611 --> 00:27:35,781
Michelle, if there is something
I could... do
515
00:27:35,864 --> 00:27:39,494
or something I could say
that would make you be happy...
516
00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:42,077
just being with me, I'd do it.
517
00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:44,373
I'd do it in a nanosecond.
518
00:27:44,456 --> 00:27:46,626
But I ain't got no control
over any of that.
519
00:27:48,919 --> 00:27:50,669
You don't have to keep trying anymore.
520
00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:53,172
It's okay.
521
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,800
I'm gonna be okay. Yeah?
522
00:28:05,561 --> 00:28:07,351
Okay, quick feet. There we go.
523
00:28:07,437 --> 00:28:08,437
Shoot.
524
00:28:10,274 --> 00:28:13,364
I promised myself
I would never quit anything in my life.
525
00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:15,489
But you're not quitting, Ted.
526
00:28:17,698 --> 00:28:19,368
You're just letting me go.
527
00:28:23,912 --> 00:28:24,912
Yeah.
528
00:28:25,497 --> 00:28:26,497
Come on.
529
00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:32,054
You ready?
530
00:28:32,129 --> 00:28:33,509
-Yeah.
-Yes. Thank you.
531
00:28:33,589 --> 00:28:35,799
-It's all right.
-I appreciate you, Shannon. Thank you.
532
00:28:35,883 --> 00:28:39,553
Hey, buddy. I'm gonna see you
the second after the season's over, okay?
533
00:28:39,636 --> 00:28:41,346
And we're gonna talk every day?
534
00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:43,930
Absolutely. Just like we do, big guy.
You know it. Okay?
535
00:28:44,016 --> 00:28:46,306
Well, gimme a hug, please. Yeah.
536
00:28:49,563 --> 00:28:51,613
Okay now, okay.
537
00:28:52,274 --> 00:28:55,404
Hey, I love you. Go ahead, get on.
538
00:29:59,883 --> 00:30:02,893
Oi, wanker. Good job tonight.
539
00:30:04,388 --> 00:30:05,718
Thank you, sir.
540
00:30:05,806 --> 00:30:08,426
Keep an eye on us.
We might be turning this thing around.
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