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*
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- Welcome to
the first day of truth.
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Up until this point,
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they've been feeding you
patriotic, watered-down,
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white, American history book
bullshit.
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Not anymore.
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You're all grown up.
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You're sophomores now.
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Congratulations.
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Time to face the many
harsh realities of our past.
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Time to unlearn what
you've learned.
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Welcome to American History
for the first time.
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My name is Cap.
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- * I'm sipping
on some sunshine *
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* I'm gonna leave it for
the morning and the afterlife *
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- You a freshman?
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You a freshman?
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Freshman?
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You a freshman?
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- Me?
No, no, no.
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I'm not a freshman.
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I'm the janitor.
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- Two days, freshman.
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- Did we look that young
last year, dude?
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- You did.
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- I can't wait for two days.
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- See you Friday, freshman.
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- All these years and now
it's only two days away.
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Yes.
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- Can't hit me this year,
douche.
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- You don't have to sleep at
my house this year, Sam.
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- I've been getting it since
grade school from this idiot.
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It's Freshman Friday, homo.
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- I remember in seventh grade,
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this big goo bag through an egg
at me from across the street.
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It was like Satchel Paige,
dude, when that shit me.
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- I remember that guy.
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He was crazy.
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- Luckily, that egg missed
by 20 feet.
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- I got it worse in junior high
than I got it last year.
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- Not anymore, dudes.
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Not anymore.
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Not anymore.
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- Hi, guys.
- Not anymore.
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- Hi.
- Not anymore.
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Not anymore.
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I didn't want to leave you out.
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- Thank you.
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- Can we still get your mom's
car on Friday?
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- I think so.
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- She's been driving
longer than me.
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- She's been driving that car
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since she was like,
12, man.
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- Another couple of years and
you'll finally get your license.
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- What's a license?
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- Hey.
Is that your dad, Jeremy?
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- Yeah.
- Your dad's the janitor?
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- Yeah.
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- That sucks, dude.
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- He got de-hired
at the brokerage house.
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This pays pretty good, he said.
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- Your dad rules.
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- Hey, guys.
Hey, Jeremy.
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First day back, huh?
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- Yeah.
It's pretty soon, Mr. McKee.
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I can see the school is going
to be extra clean this year.
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- Oh, I don't know, Eddie.
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I'm not that good.
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Hey, guys, take it easy on
the freshman Friday, will you?
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I'll be up all night
scraping eggs
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and whipped cream
off the lockers.
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- Don't worry, Mr. McKee.
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I don't miss.
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- I'm so sorry!
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- What do you guys got next?
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- I have math
with Miss Hutz.
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- Same here.
- That's what I have.
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- Nice.
- I heard she's rough.
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- Oh, God.
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- When I was in 10th grade,
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she broke a chair
over my head.
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- Lionel loves
the math teachers.
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- What do you got next, Blank?
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- Economics.
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- Yeah, but what
are you going to?
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- Freshman English.
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- Every year, this idiot
goes in the wrong classroom
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on the first day of school
just 'cause he knows
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he can get away with it.
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- That's funny, dude.
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- Jacob Abbotts?
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- Here.
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- Tiffany Barrons?
- Present.
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- Mary Bere?
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- Um, it's "Ba- ray", ma'am.
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- Bere, okay.
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Thomas Chatham?
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- Here!
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I'm here, ma'am.
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Thomas Chatham.
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- I'm Thomas Chatham.
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- Nice try, kid.
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Thomas Chatham, ma'am.
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Messing with the teacher
on the first day of school?
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Show some respect.
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Larry.
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- I'm Thomas Chatham!
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- I'm sorry, ma'am.
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I apologize for his
obvious poor judgment.
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- Lago.
- Here.
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- Eulich.
- Here.
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- Serenski.
- Here.
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- All right.
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We have a lot to cover this year
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and plenty of time to get
to know one another.
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Let's just get started.
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Please open your textbooks
to chapter one.
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We'll begin with problem nine.
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Five minus x plus...
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Is there a problem?
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- Oh. Oh, no, ma'am.
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- Lionel loves math, ma'am.
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- Well.
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Then I'm sure he wouldn't mind
walking us through
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the next few problems.
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Would you, Mr. Brubaker?
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*
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- (gasps)
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- I just started seventh grade
and you can be there
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for Freshman Friday,
it's bullcrap.
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That's what you get
for being smart, Ronny.
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- Brubaker,
we're in junior high.
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They're not going
to mess with you.
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It's the ninth graders
they want.
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- Yeah, right.
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This is so bogus.
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Walk to this other class here?
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There's plenty of room.
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They're going to make me
walk over there?
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- Your brother and sister
will protect you.
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- I'm so freaking dead.
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- Girls know we love that shit.
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It's so sweet.
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Oh yeah.
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- Hey, Lionel,
do you think girls know
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we look down their shirts
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when they bend over
and they slooze.
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- I don't know.
- They don't know.
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- How old is
your brother again, Sam?
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- 20.
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- Man, I hope I'm 20
when I'm a senior.
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- You're on your way.
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- He's a smart guy,
though, right?
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- You don't know that story?
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When he was little,
he was in a coma for two years.
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- No way.
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- Yeah, dude.
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No one knows why.
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Most people just think
he went to sleep.
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- Diarrhea in the house!
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- He's going to start
seeing Francine.
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- Really?
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- He says he wants to date
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every Asian girl
in 10th grade.
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No sophomore girls ever go out
with sophomore guys.
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It's always seniors.
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- That's 'cause you dudes
don't put out.
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- It's 'cause you can't get
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a girl in your own grade,
you faggot.
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- Add them up.
- (scoffs) Yeah.
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- Except for Honey.
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- She said any time, Blank.
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- Sa-weet!
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- Lionel Brubaker.
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Your sister's so hot, dude.
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- Shut up, man.
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- What happened to you?
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- I know.
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I look like a nerd
but I'm not smart.
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What good am I?
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- You're cute.
- Thanks, Eddie.
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- No one likes the kids
in their own grade.
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It's always some other grade,
some other school.
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It's why I like
hanging out with you guys.
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- You better not fucking
hit me on Friday.
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- How's Hutz?
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- Can't even get one day with
a math teacher who likes me.
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- She caught this kid
smoking once.
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She picked him up,
hung him on a stop sign.
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I know where she lives.
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This big house,
all by herself.
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She's a lonely woman.
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Maybe you should stop in
for a visit, Eddie.
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- You know what you should do?
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You should sneak into her house
while she's home
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and take a shit in her toilet.
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- You mean like,
right on her table?
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- No.
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That's not funny,
that's gross.
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Shit right in her toilet
where it belongs.
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She'll come in there
afterwards and be so confused.
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And you'll always know
that about her.
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No matter how
authoritative she seems,
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she had a moment because of you
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that scared and confused
the hell out of her.
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- That'd be funny.
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*
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- Hi, I'm a seventh grader.
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Not a freshman.
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Seventh grade. Yep.
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Just gotta go to my class.
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- Hey, Lionel,
isn't that your brother?
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- Yeah. He's gotta go to class
over here once a week.
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- On Fridays?
- Oh, he's dead.
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He knows.
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*
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- Yo, freshman!
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- Ahh!
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- Well, here we are.
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Freshman Friday.
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Sophomore's most looked forward
to day,
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when you can finally do unto
others what's been done to you.
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Since this is supposed to be
a history class,
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can anyone tell me
when this yearly ritual
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of Freshman Friday began?
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- In the Bible?
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(class chatters)
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- God the sophomore
wreaking havoc
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on the freshmen of mankind.
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Yeah, well,
some would argue.
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I don't know where
it started either.
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It's a common problem with us.
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We have this tradition
that persists year after year
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and no one knows why.
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Everyone participates
but no one's bothering
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to find out when
and where it came from.
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It's as if it was
handed down by God.
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As if it's always been here.
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See, this is where history class
has failed us.
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History is right now.
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And we can make of it
whatever we choose
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and that's the way
it's always been.
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And what becomes
history book history
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often took those who lived it
by surprise.
245
00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:26,987
But the books
don't make that clear.
246
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:29,957
Which is why they're garbage.
247
00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:32,092
Someone makes a decision,
248
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:34,394
he chooses to act
in a certain way
249
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,196
and it becomes history.
250
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,231
Simple.
251
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:41,001
Somehow we've forgotten
that over the years.
252
00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:44,604
In this class,
we won't be memorizing dates
253
00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,874
or who won some battle
in some war
254
00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,876
'cause who gives a shit.
255
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:51,478
If you want to know
those things, fine, go.
256
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,113
Find out on your own.
257
00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,482
You don't need me
for that.
258
00:11:55,482 --> 00:12:00,220
This is about
discovering meaning.
259
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:04,624
Somehow, we have come
to imagine that learning history
260
00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:06,726
is memorizing some great story
261
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,196
with characters like
George Washington
262
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:10,497
and Abraham Lincoln,
263
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:12,099
who always did the right thing.
264
00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:15,035
These legendary,
flawless men.
265
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,536
(scoffs)
266
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:18,305
This is all bullshit.
267
00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:21,641
Learning history is supposed
to help us with our lives.
268
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,844
Now.
269
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:27,114
Or what's the point?
270
00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:32,619
Remember these people
were just like us.
271
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:35,755
They could have
made the wrong decisions.
272
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,291
They could have made
better decisions.
273
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:41,428
The whole thing could be
completely different
274
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:46,199
because these people,
these patriotic icons...
275
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:51,404
...they were human beings.
276
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:54,207
They were people.
277
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:59,546
People who farted
just like you and me.
278
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,982
(laughing)
279
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,716
*
280
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:07,654
- * Nothing is more inspiring
281
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:10,457
* Than a beautiful woman
282
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,326
- Oh my God.
283
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:16,363
She's staring at me.
284
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:19,266
She's looking at me.
285
00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:21,134
Hey, Honey.
286
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,202
Hey.
287
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:25,605
- She's watching the serve, Bob.
288
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,040
- No, man.
289
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,641
She's looking at me.
290
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,544
Honey Brubaker.
291
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:35,615
Oh.
292
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:38,318
It's our last chance.
293
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,387
She graduates this year.
294
00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:43,590
- I don't think it's going
to happen again, Bob.
295
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:44,925
- It was like a dream.
296
00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,426
- What are you guys
talking about?
297
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:49,997
Oh, there's no way it's going
to happen again
298
00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:52,532
'cause it never
happened in the first place.
299
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:56,169
- What are you talking about?
300
00:13:56,169 --> 00:14:01,174
I'm not going to lie about
the greatest moment ever.
301
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:06,579
The night I saw Honey Brubaker
302
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,982
sleepwalk through
her living room
303
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,617
without a shirt on.
304
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,422
- Liar.
305
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,891
- Whatever we do,
can't let Lenny know
306
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:20,293
or he'll never
let us sleep over.
307
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,395
- It's going to have to be
warm outside
308
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,331
or she'll sleep in
a sweatshirt or something.
309
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:25,165
- Yeah.
310
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,267
But when it is warm outside,
311
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:31,304
she doesn't sleep in anything
but her beautiful self.
312
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,640
- Stop it, Bob.
313
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,608
I have to poop.
314
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,044
- It's gonna happen
315
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:39,412
and we're gonna be inside
with her.
316
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,614
I can feel it.
317
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:44,817
- Freshmen!
- Oh!
318
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:45,919
(screaming)
319
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:47,554
- Freshmen!
320
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,056
- Seventh grade, assholes.
321
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,958
- Sorry.
- (bell rings)
322
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:57,998
*
323
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,906
- (chuckles)
324
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,481
(gong bangs)
325
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:15,782
- (bell rings)
- Yes.
326
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,417
*
327
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:22,956
- (groaning)
328
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:32,932
(all screaming)
329
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,467
* Let's bail, let's bail
330
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:35,535
* Let's bail *
331
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:36,970
* Agitate the gravel
332
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,005
* Let's bail
333
00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:39,272
* Saddle up and travel
334
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,374
* Let's bail, let's bail
335
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:44,044
* Let's bail
336
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:48,248
* This is the most
boring place I know *
337
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:52,452
* Like a mashed potato sandwich
with mayo on white *
338
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,922
* Chance are that fun
is somewhere else *
339
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:57,324
* So let's go there
340
00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:58,758
* And leave this mess alone
341
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:02,229
* Let's bail *
342
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,433
- Meet me at my house, Lionel?
- Where are you going?
343
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,068
- Mom's making me walk
Lenny and his friends home.
344
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,337
- Aw, shit.
- I know.
345
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:12,339
- Good luck.
346
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,641
(screaming)
347
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:18,045
*
348
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:26,286
- Time to make
a little history, boys.
349
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,155
- Hopefully legends, dude.
350
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:31,591
So big, the history books
won't even have to lie about us.
351
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:32,925
- Where are we going?
352
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,494
- Let's head over
to Chomsky Street.
353
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,695
There's always a mess of kids
walking home there.
354
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:38,098
- Make a mess of them.
355
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:42,169
(screaming)
356
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,736
- I know a shortcut
to Sam's house.
357
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:44,771
You guys already got hit?
358
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,306
- Gym class.
359
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:48,041
- * Just like Bill and Ted
I was running so fast *
360
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,676
* I was seeing red
361
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,344
* There were mobs of children up
and down the street *
362
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,446
* Cars all speeding
to beat the heat *
363
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,650
- You guys ready?
364
00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:02,722
- Yeah.
- It's on, dude!
365
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,424
- * Suddenly out of the blue
366
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,126
* They had me surrounded,
I didn't know what to do *
367
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,760
* I was trapped,
he got me there *
368
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,762
- Oh my gosh.
Oh my God.
369
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:10,963
Oh my God.
370
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,765
(sobbing)
371
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,908
- Come on.
372
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,543
- Right here, right here!
Right here!
373
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,617
Did you see them all?
374
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,185
There's so many of them.
375
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,854
They think they're home free.
376
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,189
- Go get 'em, Sammy.
377
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,400
Here they come.
378
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:16,163
- Yeah! Whoo!
379
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:18,631
- All right!
380
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,375
(laughing)
381
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,111
- Freshman!
382
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:36,283
(laughing)
383
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,821
(whispers)
- Sophomore.
384
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,962
- That sucks, dude.
385
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,165
- It's bullshit.
386
00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:00,207
- You made it.
387
00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:02,074
- Couple close calls, man.
388
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,244
- Got your boys,
though.
389
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,745
- No, they got that in school.
390
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,113
- Gym class.
391
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:09,115
- What's up, Strummers?
392
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:11,150
- Poor Sam.
- What happened?
393
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,152
- Got hit.
- Oh, shit.
394
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,154
- I met you before.
What's your name again?
395
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,856
- Jeff.
396
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,891
- No, that wasn't it.
397
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:21,127
It was like Todd
or something.
398
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,329
- No. It's always been Jeff.
399
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,363
- No, dude,
give me a second.
400
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:24,597
It'll come to me.
401
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,732
- Hey, Sam.
402
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,534
- Sam, you almost
got me killed today.
403
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,269
- What the fuck
is this kid's name?
404
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,270
- So stupid.
405
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,904
Why do people do this?
406
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,574
I mean, I'm not going to do this
when I'm a sophomore.
407
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:35,808
- Yeah, nice try, Bob.
You'll do it.
408
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:36,843
- No, I won't.
409
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,545
Somebody's gotta resist.
410
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,680
When did this stupid thing
even start anyway?
411
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,181
- In the Bible.
412
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,018
- (groans)
413
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,287
- What, I washed 'em.
414
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,956
- Not with soap, dude.
415
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,291
- You told me to wash them!
416
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,894
- Your dad's
hating it right now.
417
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,663
- Yeah, that sucks.
418
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,631
- His dad's the janitor.
- Oh, that stinks.
419
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,099
- Hey, Elroy.
420
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:03,102
Mom still laying your clothes
out for you in the morning?
421
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,704
- Yeah.
422
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,539
- You kids are set.
423
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,207
I've seen some of the girls
at Guthrie.
424
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,709
You're so set.
425
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,177
- Eh, they're okay.
426
00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:13,746
- You're nuts, Bob.
- They're all flat.
427
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,081
- Come on.
428
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:17,049
You're not ready
for boobies yet.
429
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,919
Besides, we can't
all be good-looking.
430
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,654
We wouldn't get any work done.
431
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:25,157
If everyone was good-looking,
we'd just have sex all day long.
432
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:26,926
Seriously,
wouldn't be productive.
433
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,195
Thank God for the ugly people.
434
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:30,997
Keeps the economy stable.
435
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,866
You kids are
fucking sophomores!
436
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:35,768
Holy shit.
437
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:37,804
Are you ready for
the craziest year of your life,
438
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,238
'cause you better be.
439
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,773
- Hey, Blank, when do we get
to go to a party?
440
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:45,578
- Mm, you boys wanna
go to a party, huh?
441
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,580
- I can't.
442
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,148
- Are you ready for that?
443
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:50,950
- I'm ready.
444
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:53,320
*
445
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:15,942
- * Since I was born
446
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,378
* They couldn't hold me down
447
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:22,281
- Freshmen?
- No. Sophomore.
448
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,683
- * I didn't play by the rules
449
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,952
* And I never
really cared *
450
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:30,490
* My nasty reputation
takes me everywhere *
451
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:34,627
* I look
and see it's not only me *
452
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:42,502
* So many others have stood
where I stand *
453
00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:45,237
* We are the young
so raise your hands *
454
00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:47,907
- Hey, Lionel,
there's your sister.
455
00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:59,719
- You boys are looking
a little peaked.
456
00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:03,456
- Thank you.
457
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:12,632
- * I like it this way
458
00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:14,867
* I like it that way
459
00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:19,439
* Everybody gather around
gonna light the day *
460
00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:21,307
* You're gonna watch us dance
461
00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:23,776
* Now you're gonna
hear us sing *
462
00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:24,811
- Where's Willie?
463
00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:36,456
- Where's my hot dog?
464
00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:40,827
Who the fuck took my hot dog?
465
00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:45,898
- I never seen anybody
eat a hot dog like that kid.
466
00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:47,534
- Loves hot dogs.
467
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:49,636
- You guys missed the fight.
468
00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:50,837
- Aww.
469
00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:54,006
- Just kidding.
470
00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:55,408
- You know, if I had a party,
471
00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:57,477
I'd invite
all these same people.
472
00:22:57,477 --> 00:23:00,012
I really would.
473
00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:02,982
I like them all.
474
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:04,417
- What about that guy?
475
00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:07,620
- Go, go, go, go, go!
476
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:10,557
- I would also invite
Thomas Chatham.
477
00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:13,693
- I think I'm gonna
get myself a hot dog.
478
00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:16,162
- You should invite Cap, dude.
479
00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:23,503
- You take my fucking hot dog?
480
00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:27,840
This guy fucking
took my hot dog.
481
00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:31,243
- Yo, man, what's up?
482
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,411
- He's a drunken idiot, Blank.
483
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,647
- This fucking guy
took my hot dog!
484
00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:37,283
- Dude, you ate it.
485
00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:39,952
You're still chewing it.
486
00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:46,726
- I'm gonna be watching you,
hot dog.
487
00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:49,662
Fucking guy steals my hot dog.
488
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,399
- Willie was starting
shit outside.
489
00:23:53,399 --> 00:23:54,867
- No.
490
00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:58,437
- No, this drunken idiot
was stumbling all over himself.
491
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,072
- That's what being
drunk does to you.
492
00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:01,641
It makes you stumble.
493
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:04,043
- I can't manage my drinks
either, man.
494
00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:06,513
It's not really
a drinking problem though.
495
00:24:06,513 --> 00:24:08,948
It's more of a math problem.
496
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:10,216
I can't count that high.
497
00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:12,151
- What a loser.
498
00:24:12,151 --> 00:24:13,553
- You can't count to three?
499
00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:16,789
- Little wobbly over here.
500
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:20,693
- You could have been somewhere
touching boobs right now,
501
00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:23,496
but you had to go
and make a joke.
502
00:24:26,032 --> 00:24:28,835
- I was just kidding.
503
00:24:40,446 --> 00:24:42,882
- * No hell below
504
00:24:45,585 --> 00:24:49,155
- Know what I love?
505
00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:52,391
I love it when little kids
are at the urinal
506
00:24:52,391 --> 00:24:56,362
and they pull their pants
all the way down to their ankles
507
00:24:56,362 --> 00:24:58,364
to take a pee.
508
00:24:58,364 --> 00:25:02,635
I love that shit.
509
00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:07,439
- You walking?
510
00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:09,876
- Yeah, I'm cool.
511
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:15,147
I'm fine.
512
00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:16,649
I'm fine.
513
00:25:16,649 --> 00:25:22,154
- Yo, buddy, gotta go.
514
00:25:22,154 --> 00:25:24,557
- I'm sleeping, dude.
515
00:25:24,557 --> 00:25:27,660
- I can't tell anybody that.
516
00:25:29,929 --> 00:25:33,700
Except for you.
517
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:37,103
You have nice legs!
518
00:25:37,103 --> 00:25:41,040
I just wanna touch 'em.
519
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:45,344
I just wanna lick 'em!
520
00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:46,312
- (vomits)
521
00:25:49,582 --> 00:25:52,852
- I guess I did eat
that hot dog.
522
00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:20,713
- What is cool?
523
00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:22,915
Anyone care to participate?
524
00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:24,083
Mr. Blank.
525
00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:25,551
- Beer?
526
00:26:25,551 --> 00:26:28,354
- Same answer your brother
gave in his day.
527
00:26:28,354 --> 00:26:30,256
- (growls)
- Pam.
528
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:34,226
- Um. Just being yourself?
529
00:26:34,226 --> 00:26:36,495
- Why is it then that
so many people in this school
530
00:26:36,495 --> 00:26:38,030
just want to fit in?
531
00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:39,699
- A lot of kids don't like
to think for themselves.
532
00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:40,967
They just like
to follow the herd.
533
00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:42,635
It's easier.
534
00:26:42,635 --> 00:26:44,671
- Knowing what's in style
is cool.
535
00:26:44,671 --> 00:26:47,073
I don't like girls
that are out of date.
536
00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:48,307
Or pale.
537
00:26:48,307 --> 00:26:49,541
It's unappealing.
538
00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:52,144
- So, cool isn't timeless.
539
00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:53,579
- That's a phony cool.
540
00:26:53,579 --> 00:26:55,447
- What do you think is cool,
Miss Lucille?
541
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:59,952
- Um. Ani Difranco.
542
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:04,223
She's a singer.
543
00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:05,758
She's just really cool.
544
00:27:05,758 --> 00:27:07,927
- You'll have to let me
borrow some of her music.
545
00:27:07,927 --> 00:27:10,863
- Any time.
- (bell rings)
546
00:27:10,863 --> 00:27:12,699
- All I'll ask
of you tonight, class,
547
00:27:12,699 --> 00:27:14,500
is look around you,
observe things
548
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:15,802
and decide whether or not
549
00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:17,837
someone is trying
to sell you cool.
550
00:27:17,837 --> 00:27:21,640
Eat this, drink this,
wear this, and you'll be cool.
551
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,309
Ask yourself,
552
00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:25,912
am I the one really deciding
what I'll spend my money on
553
00:27:25,912 --> 00:27:31,583
or have I been seduced
by the power of cool?
554
00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:33,485
Have a nice day, Willie.
555
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:34,987
- You too, Cap.
556
00:27:42,294 --> 00:27:44,530
- Hey, I'd like to hear
some of that music.
557
00:27:44,530 --> 00:27:45,597
- Cool.
558
00:27:45,597 --> 00:27:46,833
You should come over some time.
559
00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:49,168
- Sure.
That would be nice.
560
00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:51,470
- Hi. I'm running for
student government
561
00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:53,039
and I'd like your support.
562
00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:55,107
- Are you trying to seduce me
with your power of cool?
563
00:27:55,107 --> 00:27:56,475
- No.
564
00:27:56,475 --> 00:27:59,578
I'm seducing you with
my compassionate integrity.
565
00:27:59,578 --> 00:28:03,415
- Oh. Okay.
566
00:28:09,321 --> 00:28:12,658
- Pathetic.
567
00:28:12,658 --> 00:28:14,426
Pathetic.
568
00:28:18,397 --> 00:28:22,434
It's a miracle you can even
write your name, Mr. Jermine.
569
00:28:22,434 --> 00:28:24,403
Very disappointing.
570
00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:27,339
I offer you kids extra tutoring
after school,
571
00:28:27,339 --> 00:28:31,778
but does anybody bother to show?
572
00:28:31,778 --> 00:28:34,013
Well, Mr. Brubaker.
573
00:28:34,013 --> 00:28:37,016
By this latest effort, you can
hardly afford to be tardy.
574
00:28:37,016 --> 00:28:39,852
- Sorry, ma'am,
I was in the lavatory.
575
00:28:39,852 --> 00:28:42,254
- That's on your time, not mine.
576
00:28:42,254 --> 00:28:45,391
- Sorry.
577
00:28:49,495 --> 00:28:52,832
- You disgust me.
578
00:28:52,832 --> 00:28:56,035
Every year
there's someone like you.
579
00:28:56,035 --> 00:28:57,736
Someone who shows no regard
580
00:28:57,736 --> 00:29:01,073
for anyone other than
themselves!
581
00:29:07,413 --> 00:29:09,448
Selfish little child.
582
00:29:12,885 --> 00:29:14,086
Get out of here.
583
00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:17,423
Get out of my face!
584
00:29:22,361 --> 00:29:24,196
Maybe you'll learn
that there are other people
585
00:29:24,196 --> 00:29:25,932
who share this classroom
with you
586
00:29:25,932 --> 00:29:29,601
who believe that
their education is valuable.
587
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:34,006
- I do, ma'am.
588
00:29:34,006 --> 00:29:38,310
- She loves math
and you hate it.
589
00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:40,847
It'll never work out
between the two of you.
590
00:29:40,847 --> 00:29:42,548
- (sighs)
591
00:29:44,583 --> 00:29:46,452
- I got her address.
592
00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:48,487
- You did?
593
00:29:48,487 --> 00:29:49,856
- My brother said he had it.
594
00:29:49,856 --> 00:29:52,524
Well, he had it.
595
00:29:52,524 --> 00:29:55,261
Wanna scope it out?
596
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,568
There it is.
597
00:30:02,568 --> 00:30:05,104
- She lives there all alone?
598
00:30:05,104 --> 00:30:10,542
- She keeps her dead mother
upstairs, dude.
599
00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:13,412
- Is it on?
600
00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:16,615
- It's on.
601
00:30:16,615 --> 00:30:20,086
*
602
00:30:31,797 --> 00:30:33,399
- The preceding program
was made possible
603
00:30:33,399 --> 00:30:35,968
by the James and Patricia
Sandman Foundation,
604
00:30:35,968 --> 00:30:39,405
the Thane- McIntire Foundation
and contributions from--
605
00:30:53,385 --> 00:30:56,055
- She's in there.
606
00:31:00,126 --> 00:31:02,661
- How are you going to get in?
607
00:31:02,661 --> 00:31:06,065
- Through the front door.
608
00:31:07,733 --> 00:31:12,771
- 6:59...
609
00:31:12,771 --> 00:31:14,506
... P.M.
610
00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:16,943
Just what I thought.
611
00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:19,411
Getting ready
to watch "The Math Whiz."
612
00:31:19,411 --> 00:31:22,581
She'll be locked there
for a half an hour.
613
00:31:22,581 --> 00:31:23,715
You got one?
614
00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:26,252
- I think so.
615
00:31:28,854 --> 00:31:31,323
- You gotta take
a picture of it.
616
00:31:31,323 --> 00:31:33,825
- That is nasty.
617
00:31:33,825 --> 00:31:35,227
- It's memory, dude.
618
00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:37,163
It's a reminder for Lionel.
619
00:31:37,163 --> 00:31:40,099
He'll always remember
how confused she was.
620
00:31:42,634 --> 00:31:45,571
- Bingo.
621
00:31:53,012 --> 00:31:56,082
- That equals minus four
622
00:31:56,082 --> 00:31:58,684
plus 4 minus,
623
00:31:58,684 --> 00:32:04,490
square root of 16, minus 240,
624
00:32:04,490 --> 00:32:10,562
plus 240 minus, times minus,
equals plus.
625
00:32:10,562 --> 00:32:14,133
All over two,
626
00:32:14,133 --> 00:32:16,702
when you multiply
and take the square root--
627
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,023
- He's in.
628
00:32:56,508 --> 00:32:57,976
- Billy from Clairmont.
629
00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,312
Billy, go ahead
with your question.
630
00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:26,705
- How's Hutz doing?
631
00:33:31,477 --> 00:33:32,711
- She's gone!
632
00:33:58,270 --> 00:34:00,172
- Ahh!
633
00:34:03,842 --> 00:34:07,346
What are you doing?
634
00:34:09,615 --> 00:34:12,318
What is that?
635
00:34:17,089 --> 00:34:18,624
And what is that?
636
00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:22,594
- That was an accident.
637
00:34:34,773 --> 00:34:36,575
Oh my God.
638
00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:39,345
Oh my God.
639
00:34:42,881 --> 00:34:44,015
- What's going on?
640
00:34:44,015 --> 00:34:45,050
- That scream didn't sound good.
641
00:34:45,050 --> 00:34:50,689
(camera shutter clicks)
642
00:34:52,858 --> 00:34:56,027
- My name is Dorothy Hutz
643
00:34:56,027 --> 00:34:59,097
and I--I have an intruder
in my house.
644
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,532
Please help me.
645
00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:16,582
- There he is!
646
00:35:16,582 --> 00:35:18,250
- This doesn't
look good, fellas.
647
00:35:22,053 --> 00:35:24,556
- What am I gonna do?
She locked me in.
648
00:35:24,556 --> 00:35:26,958
- Holy shit.
649
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:28,294
- Toss your backpack.
650
00:35:33,232 --> 00:35:35,301
Can you climb down?
651
00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:38,069
- There's nothing.
652
00:35:38,069 --> 00:35:40,272
- The leaves.
653
00:35:41,407 --> 00:35:43,642
- Yeah, hang on, Lionel,
hang on.
654
00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:56,755
(police sirens approach)
655
00:35:56,755 --> 00:35:58,457
- Oh shit.
656
00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:03,962
- Come on, Lionel,
you can do it.
657
00:36:03,962 --> 00:36:05,264
- Come on, Lionel!
658
00:36:05,264 --> 00:36:07,199
- Come on, Lionel.
- Come on, Lionel.
659
00:36:07,199 --> 00:36:09,167
- Come on, man.
- Come on.
660
00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:22,914
*
661
00:36:33,259 --> 00:36:35,227
- Lionel.
662
00:36:37,729 --> 00:36:39,631
Lionel?
663
00:36:39,631 --> 00:36:41,433
Lionel.
664
00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:43,335
- I got the picture.
665
00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:57,616
(chattering)
666
00:36:57,616 --> 00:37:02,220
- Well, it looks like
he's gone, ma'am.
667
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:05,957
Did you get a good look at him?
668
00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:14,666
- No.
669
00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:18,437
Not really.
670
00:37:44,496 --> 00:37:45,631
- You think she's gonna show?
671
00:37:49,735 --> 00:37:51,403
Think she'll show?
672
00:37:53,071 --> 00:37:54,706
Lionel.
673
00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:57,876
Lionel?
674
00:38:04,082 --> 00:38:09,287
- * Could have been anything
675
00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:18,964
* But I decided to be me *
676
00:38:24,903 --> 00:38:25,904
(door opens)
677
00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:27,906
- Sorry I'm late, class.
678
00:38:27,906 --> 00:38:31,410
I'm not setting
a very good example, I know.
679
00:38:31,410 --> 00:38:34,413
Now can we please take out
last night's homework
680
00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:35,714
and we'll get started.
681
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:53,999
- (musical sputtering)
682
00:38:58,269 --> 00:38:59,771
- * Take me riding in the car
683
00:38:59,771 --> 00:39:01,640
* Car, take me riding
in the car *
684
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,275
* Car, take you riding
in my car, car *
685
00:39:04,275 --> 00:39:06,378
* I'll take you
riding in my car *
686
00:39:06,378 --> 00:39:09,581
(musically sputtering)
687
00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:15,587
* Click clack,
open up the door, girls *
688
00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:17,322
* Click clack,
open up the door, boys *
689
00:39:17,322 --> 00:39:19,157
* Front door,
back door, clickity clack *
690
00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:20,926
* Take you riding in my car
691
00:39:27,799 --> 00:39:31,136
*
692
00:39:43,114 --> 00:39:47,018
(musically sputtering)
693
00:39:49,588 --> 00:39:51,790
* Climb,
rattle on the front seat *
694
00:39:51,790 --> 00:39:53,492
* Spree, I spraddle on
the backseat *
695
00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:55,393
* Turn my keys,
step on the starter *
696
00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,095
* Take you riding in my car *
697
00:39:58,296 --> 00:39:59,731
- Hey, man.
698
00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:01,433
Wanna go shoot some air balls
over at Eddie's?
699
00:40:01,433 --> 00:40:03,001
Pam's driving.
700
00:40:03,001 --> 00:40:05,871
- No, I think I'm going
to work on some homework.
701
00:40:05,871 --> 00:40:08,106
- Cool.
702
00:40:08,106 --> 00:40:10,308
Cool.
703
00:40:10,308 --> 00:40:12,010
*
704
00:40:18,484 --> 00:40:21,620
- There's just so much
to choose from.
705
00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:23,789
I don't know where to start.
706
00:40:23,789 --> 00:40:27,726
- Whatever you think's good.
707
00:40:27,726 --> 00:40:30,261
- In this one song,
she says,
708
00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:32,831
"They criminalize the symptoms
while they spread the disease."
709
00:40:32,831 --> 00:40:36,735
- Yeah, they're always thinking
crazy stuff like that.
710
00:40:36,735 --> 00:40:37,969
- Yeah.
711
00:40:40,739 --> 00:40:43,542
I think I'll play you
this one first.
712
00:40:43,542 --> 00:40:45,711
It's the first one I ever heard.
713
00:40:45,711 --> 00:40:47,546
It's called
"Little Plastic Castle."
714
00:40:47,546 --> 00:40:49,114
That's the name
of the album too.
715
00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:51,082
- Cool.
716
00:40:51,082 --> 00:40:52,918
*
717
00:40:59,591 --> 00:41:02,928
This sounds really cool.
718
00:41:02,928 --> 00:41:05,497
- She's such
a good guitar player.
719
00:41:05,497 --> 00:41:09,234
She doesn't sound like
anybody else.
720
00:41:09,234 --> 00:41:12,170
It makes me want to get really
good at something, you know?
721
00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:14,740
- Yeah. You should try guitar.
722
00:41:14,740 --> 00:41:17,042
- Yeah, right.
I could never play.
723
00:41:18,610 --> 00:41:21,580
- This is awesome.
724
00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:22,981
Did you bring anything
in to Cap yet?
725
00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:25,917
- No. I'm still
making him a mix.
726
00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:27,553
- Cool.
727
00:41:27,553 --> 00:41:30,021
- She just has
so many good things to say
728
00:41:30,021 --> 00:41:31,322
that I think he'd like.
729
00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:33,925
She has so much courage.
730
00:41:33,925 --> 00:41:36,828
She sings and it's just,
I don't know,
731
00:41:36,828 --> 00:41:38,029
you have to hear her say it.
732
00:41:38,029 --> 00:41:39,765
I can't say it as good.
733
00:41:39,765 --> 00:41:41,432
- * If they're happy
734
00:41:41,432 --> 00:41:45,270
* But they don't
seem much to mind *
735
00:41:48,273 --> 00:41:50,508
- So awesome.
736
00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:06,692
- * From the shape
of your shaved head *
737
00:42:06,692 --> 00:42:09,728
* I recognized
your silhouette *
738
00:42:09,728 --> 00:42:14,132
* As you walked out of the sun
739
00:42:14,132 --> 00:42:16,067
* And sat down
740
00:42:18,069 --> 00:42:21,573
* And the sight
of your sleepy smile *
741
00:42:21,573 --> 00:42:25,376
* Eclipsed all
the other people *
742
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:27,946
* As they paused to sneer
743
00:42:27,946 --> 00:42:31,216
* At the two girls
from out of town *
744
00:42:32,818 --> 00:42:37,222
* I said look at you
this morning *
745
00:42:37,222 --> 00:42:39,024
* You are by far *
746
00:42:41,359 --> 00:42:42,761
- Come on, Johnny.
747
00:42:42,761 --> 00:42:44,730
You gotta come, John,
it's a tradition.
748
00:42:44,730 --> 00:42:46,932
- I don't know, Larry.
749
00:42:46,932 --> 00:42:48,399
- All right.
750
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:52,170
Just tell the little woman
you gotta pull an all-nighter.
751
00:42:52,170 --> 00:42:53,571
Faculty cleaning.
752
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,140
All staff has a slumber party.
753
00:42:55,140 --> 00:42:58,977
- Been a while since
I had a night like that.
754
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,716
- All the more reason
to be there.
755
00:43:04,716 --> 00:43:08,654
It's a blast, come on.
756
00:43:08,654 --> 00:43:10,922
You're dying for a night
like this, aren't you?
757
00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:13,725
You're gonna see some lushes
we got working around here.
758
00:43:13,725 --> 00:43:15,426
- Coach Howard,
this is getting kind of ugly.
759
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:17,328
- Be right with you, tiger.
760
00:43:17,328 --> 00:43:18,296
You with me?
761
00:43:24,435 --> 00:43:25,737
- Cap?
762
00:43:27,172 --> 00:43:28,874
- Miss Lucille.
763
00:43:30,642 --> 00:43:34,545
- I made this for you.
764
00:43:34,545 --> 00:43:36,514
It's all Ani Difranco.
765
00:43:36,514 --> 00:43:39,250
- Thank you.
766
00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:42,287
- I just thought
you said you'd like to hear it.
767
00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:45,857
- I do. I do.
768
00:43:45,857 --> 00:43:49,861
- Well, I really hope
you like it.
769
00:43:54,265 --> 00:43:57,002
Make sure you pay attention
to number four.
770
00:43:57,002 --> 00:44:00,271
She says,
"The money multinationals
771
00:44:00,271 --> 00:44:03,408
"have monopolized oxygen
so it's as easy as breathing
772
00:44:03,408 --> 00:44:04,642
for us all to participate."
773
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:07,012
- Yes, we can't help
774
00:44:07,012 --> 00:44:09,781
but participate
in their tyranny.
775
00:44:09,781 --> 00:44:12,283
We're going to change that,
aren't we?
776
00:44:12,283 --> 00:44:14,385
- Yes, we are.
777
00:44:20,591 --> 00:44:22,427
- (sighs)
778
00:44:33,204 --> 00:44:34,906
- Miss Hutz?
779
00:44:37,042 --> 00:44:39,310
- What is it?
780
00:44:42,247 --> 00:44:45,984
- Are you still giving
extra tutoring after school?
781
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,289
I'd like some.
782
00:44:58,363 --> 00:45:01,466
- Have a seat, Mr. Brubaker.
783
00:45:13,144 --> 00:45:14,312
- Thanks.
784
00:45:27,592 --> 00:45:29,828
- Oh, dude, what is that?
785
00:45:29,828 --> 00:45:31,496
- It's Lionel's.
786
00:45:31,496 --> 00:45:35,333
- Sick.
787
00:45:35,333 --> 00:45:37,268
You- - What- -
788
00:45:39,871 --> 00:45:42,340
You're fucking crazy, dude.
789
00:45:42,340 --> 00:45:44,943
- Yeah, it was stupid.
790
00:45:44,943 --> 00:45:49,214
- You're fucking crazy!
791
00:45:49,214 --> 00:45:50,181
(engine starts)
792
00:45:56,621 --> 00:45:59,557
- School sucks,
it's so boring.
793
00:45:59,557 --> 00:46:01,159
- Yeah, I know.
794
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:03,761
- It's so boring, Mom.
795
00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:05,130
- Eat your dinner,
Jeremy.
796
00:46:07,532 --> 00:46:09,067
- Oh, honey, this Friday,
797
00:46:09,067 --> 00:46:12,570
the school is having
an overnight cleaning party.
798
00:46:12,570 --> 00:46:16,975
I guess it's a tradition where
the whole faculty gets together
799
00:46:16,975 --> 00:46:18,243
and they clean the school.
800
00:46:18,243 --> 00:46:19,477
- All night?
801
00:46:19,477 --> 00:46:21,379
We're supposed to get
a blizzard this weekend.
802
00:46:21,379 --> 00:46:23,781
- I heard it's a beer bash.
803
00:46:26,551 --> 00:46:27,819
- Don't worry,
it's fine.
804
00:46:27,819 --> 00:46:29,387
Not going to happen again.
805
00:46:29,387 --> 00:46:31,056
- Do you know how much money
that ended up costing us?
806
00:46:31,056 --> 00:46:33,558
- I know.
- $3,000.
807
00:46:33,558 --> 00:46:34,993
You hear that, Jeremy?
808
00:46:34,993 --> 00:46:36,461
You ever get caught doing
something like that,
809
00:46:36,461 --> 00:46:38,163
it'll cost you a year
of community college.
810
00:46:38,163 --> 00:46:40,899
- Don't worry,
I learned my lesson.
811
00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:02,287
- All right, now, remember,
812
00:47:02,287 --> 00:47:08,026
you have to finish all 18 holes
to be declared the drink king.
813
00:47:08,026 --> 00:47:09,760
So pace yourselves.
814
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:12,797
Y'all have your maps
of this year's course.
815
00:47:12,797 --> 00:47:14,632
Par is 74 again.
816
00:47:14,632 --> 00:47:17,802
Remember, when you're finished,
sign your scorecards.
817
00:47:17,802 --> 00:47:19,270
You know what,
818
00:47:19,270 --> 00:47:21,372
I should just ahead
and give this to Tug right now.
819
00:47:22,540 --> 00:47:23,975
(laughing)
820
00:47:23,975 --> 00:47:27,078
Hey, Johnny,
I'm so glad you could make it.
821
00:47:27,078 --> 00:47:29,114
We've got you paired up
with Miss Beasley, Tug, and me.
822
00:47:29,114 --> 00:47:30,815
- What's going on here?
- We're golfing.
823
00:47:30,815 --> 00:47:33,451
Listen, don't worry about trying
to win this thing, all right?
824
00:47:33,451 --> 00:47:36,321
'Cause, uh, Tugger's a lock.
825
00:47:36,321 --> 00:47:37,655
Starting on the back nine
of the gym.
826
00:47:37,655 --> 00:47:39,324
You ready?
827
00:47:39,324 --> 00:47:41,526
*
828
00:47:41,526 --> 00:47:42,928
Okay.
829
00:47:42,928 --> 00:47:44,762
Starting off easy.
830
00:47:44,762 --> 00:47:45,830
Par three.
831
00:47:45,830 --> 00:47:47,832
All we need to do is one shot.
832
00:47:47,832 --> 00:47:51,002
You can do two
for a birdie and so on.
833
00:47:51,002 --> 00:47:53,538
But you should probably
pace yourself.
834
00:47:53,538 --> 00:47:55,473
Red are for the ladies.
835
00:47:55,473 --> 00:47:57,475
A little less potent.
836
00:47:57,475 --> 00:48:00,045
- Larry, I really
shouldn't be doing this.
837
00:48:00,045 --> 00:48:02,380
- Come on, John,
it's Jell-O.
838
00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:04,815
Ladies first.
839
00:48:04,815 --> 00:48:10,388
Oh, right down
the middle of the fairway.
840
00:48:26,504 --> 00:48:29,107
Number 12.
841
00:48:29,107 --> 00:48:34,179
Here we have a 573-yard
dog leg left with a pond.
842
00:48:34,179 --> 00:48:35,013
Par 5.
843
00:48:35,013 --> 00:48:38,383
As usual, Tug's honors.
844
00:48:38,383 --> 00:48:40,085
Whoa.
845
00:48:40,085 --> 00:48:42,153
Let's see if McKee
can keep up
846
00:48:42,153 --> 00:48:46,657
his respectable even par pace.
847
00:48:50,328 --> 00:48:52,330
Whoa.
848
00:48:52,330 --> 00:48:54,832
Whoa, McKee!
849
00:48:54,832 --> 00:48:56,968
Throwing his pace
right out the window.
850
00:49:25,196 --> 00:49:28,099
A hole in one at the 18th!
851
00:49:28,099 --> 00:49:30,101
- Woo-hoo! Yeah!
852
00:49:30,101 --> 00:49:34,139
- At the end of nine,
John McKee!
853
00:49:34,139 --> 00:49:39,577
Leading the field with
the ridiculous 11 under par!
854
00:49:41,246 --> 00:49:42,613
- Nine?
855
00:49:42,613 --> 00:49:44,015
I thought that was 18.
856
00:49:44,015 --> 00:49:48,753
- No, we started on
the back nine.
857
00:49:55,026 --> 00:49:56,394
- * Joy to the world
858
00:49:56,394 --> 00:50:01,932
* The Lord is come,
let earth *
859
00:50:01,932 --> 00:50:04,269
- How do you do it, Cap?
860
00:50:04,269 --> 00:50:06,704
I mean, how do-- how-- how--
how do you keep them
861
00:50:06,704 --> 00:50:09,207
from getting to you?
862
00:50:09,207 --> 00:50:10,875
- They're sophomores.
863
00:50:10,875 --> 00:50:13,611
It's the year
they all grow up.
864
00:50:13,611 --> 00:50:15,480
Sort of.
865
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:18,249
They have so many
new experiences
866
00:50:18,249 --> 00:50:21,819
and new truths revealed to them,
Dorothy.
867
00:50:21,819 --> 00:50:23,020
Their heads are spinning,
868
00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:24,989
trying to figure out
which way to go.
869
00:50:24,989 --> 00:50:26,724
Remain a child,
become an adult.
870
00:50:29,527 --> 00:50:33,431
I'm not too sure
which way to go either.
871
00:50:33,431 --> 00:50:35,666
- You know, this is about
the only crazy thing
872
00:50:35,666 --> 00:50:37,135
that I do in my life.
873
00:50:40,238 --> 00:50:45,743
You don't know what I'd give
to have them look at me
874
00:50:45,743 --> 00:50:47,412
the way that they look at you.
875
00:50:47,412 --> 00:50:49,280
- Nah.
876
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:53,551
History gives me so many ways
to break the rules.
877
00:50:53,551 --> 00:50:56,087
Mathematics
isn't so easy for that.
878
00:50:56,087 --> 00:50:57,088
- (sighs)
879
00:50:57,088 --> 00:50:59,357
I hate these tests.
880
00:50:59,357 --> 00:51:01,226
I hate teaching for these tests.
881
00:51:01,226 --> 00:51:03,694
That's no way to get them
to see the magic.
882
00:51:03,694 --> 00:51:07,432
- I know. I know.
883
00:51:13,604 --> 00:51:14,505
Mm.
884
00:51:16,807 --> 00:51:18,543
Makes you feel young.
885
00:51:18,543 --> 00:51:20,245
- (sputters)
886
00:51:23,047 --> 00:51:25,416
*
887
00:51:26,784 --> 00:51:31,656
- We reach the final hole!
888
00:52:31,249 --> 00:52:34,252
We have a new champion!
889
00:52:46,096 --> 00:52:47,432
(clapping)
890
00:52:47,432 --> 00:52:49,600
- Well done.
Well done.
891
00:52:59,310 --> 00:53:04,549
- * Oh the weather outside
is frightful *
892
00:53:04,549 --> 00:53:08,286
* But the fire is delightful
893
00:53:08,286 --> 00:53:12,390
* And since
we've no place to go *
894
00:53:12,390 --> 00:53:14,892
- Hi, hi, hi,
uh, hi there, Officer.
895
00:53:14,892 --> 00:53:16,261
Hi, Officer.
896
00:53:16,261 --> 00:53:17,728
No, I haven't had
anything to drink.
897
00:53:17,728 --> 00:53:19,697
No, Officer,
I don't drink anymore.
898
00:53:19,697 --> 00:53:21,799
I used to.
899
00:53:21,799 --> 00:53:23,167
Whoo, I used to.
900
00:53:23,167 --> 00:53:25,169
I just had a couple of beers.
901
00:53:25,169 --> 00:53:26,671
And a shot.
902
00:53:26,671 --> 00:53:29,139
It's a nice night
we're having, Officer.
903
00:53:29,139 --> 00:53:31,409
Looks like a couple flurries.
904
00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:37,748
- * When we finally
kiss goodnight *
905
00:53:37,748 --> 00:53:41,185
* How I hate going out
in the storm *
906
00:53:41,185 --> 00:53:44,589
- Made it!
907
00:53:44,589 --> 00:53:46,524
Made it!
908
00:53:46,524 --> 00:53:48,225
- * All the way home
909
00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:52,162
* I'll be warm,
the fire is slowly dying *
910
00:53:52,162 --> 00:53:55,065
- What am I doing?
911
00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:58,235
Can't go in there.
912
00:53:58,235 --> 00:54:02,239
- * But as long as
you love me so *
913
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:03,741
* Let it snow let it snow
914
00:54:03,741 --> 00:54:05,976
* Let it snow,
let it snow *
915
00:54:05,976 --> 00:54:08,646
- Oh, shoot.
916
00:54:08,646 --> 00:54:10,348
Oh, shoot.
917
00:54:46,784 --> 00:54:49,153
- * Just hear
those sleigh bells jingling *
918
00:54:49,153 --> 00:54:52,122
* Ring-ting-tingaling too
919
00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:53,558
* Come on,
it's lovely weather *
920
00:54:53,558 --> 00:54:55,693
* For a sleigh ride
together with you *
921
00:54:55,693 --> 00:54:58,262
* Outside the snow is falling
922
00:54:58,262 --> 00:55:00,531
* And friends
are calling yoo hoo *
923
00:55:00,531 --> 00:55:01,932
* Come on, it's lovely weather
924
00:55:01,932 --> 00:55:03,401
- Oh my God.
925
00:55:03,401 --> 00:55:05,970
- * For a sleigh ride
together with you *
926
00:55:05,970 --> 00:55:07,505
- Oh my God.
927
00:55:07,505 --> 00:55:08,706
- * Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup,
let's go *
928
00:55:08,706 --> 00:55:09,940
- Oh my God.
929
00:55:09,940 --> 00:55:11,108
- * Let's look at the show
930
00:55:11,108 --> 00:55:12,843
- (screaming)
931
00:55:12,843 --> 00:55:15,012
- * We're riding in
a wonderland of snow *
932
00:55:15,012 --> 00:55:16,614
- Mom, is Dad home yet?
933
00:55:16,614 --> 00:55:19,517
- No, he must be having
the time of his life over there.
934
00:55:19,517 --> 00:55:24,054
- * We're gliding along with
a song of a wintry fairy land *
935
00:55:24,054 --> 00:55:28,493
* Our cheeks are nice and rosy
and comfy cozy are we *
936
00:55:28,493 --> 00:55:30,395
- Did you get the paper?
937
00:55:30,395 --> 00:55:32,329
- Not yet.
938
00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:35,065
- * Let's take
that road before us *
939
00:55:35,065 --> 00:55:36,434
* And sing a chorus or two
940
00:55:36,434 --> 00:55:39,103
- Hey, Mom,
Dad's car's out here.
941
00:55:39,103 --> 00:55:40,405
- What, honey?
942
00:55:40,405 --> 00:55:41,506
- The key!
943
00:55:42,507 --> 00:55:44,642
The key!
The key!
944
00:55:44,642 --> 00:55:46,043
- Dad?
945
00:55:46,043 --> 00:55:50,080
- * Farmer Gray,
it'll be the perfect ending *
946
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:52,016
* Of a perfect day
947
00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:53,684
- Dad!
948
00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:56,186
- The keys.
949
00:55:56,186 --> 00:55:57,187
- Dad!
950
00:55:57,187 --> 00:55:58,389
- The keys.
951
00:55:58,389 --> 00:56:00,157
- What?
- The keys.
952
00:56:00,157 --> 00:56:02,026
Start the car.
Turn the heat up.
953
00:56:02,026 --> 00:56:07,064
- * There's a happy feeling
nothing in the world can buy *
954
00:56:07,064 --> 00:56:08,499
- What happened?
955
00:56:08,499 --> 00:56:11,602
- Turn the heat up.
The heat.
956
00:56:11,602 --> 00:56:13,871
Shut the door.
Shut the door.
957
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:18,008
(air blows)
958
00:56:27,151 --> 00:56:29,086
Hey, kiddo.
959
00:56:29,086 --> 00:56:32,923
- Hey, Dad.
960
00:56:35,460 --> 00:56:38,929
- I won that golf tournament.
961
00:56:38,929 --> 00:56:41,365
- How you doing?
962
00:56:41,365 --> 00:56:43,734
- Good.
963
00:56:45,903 --> 00:56:48,906
- You're parked on
the front lawn.
964
00:56:48,906 --> 00:56:51,542
- I know.
965
00:56:52,510 --> 00:56:55,245
Love you, son.
966
00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:56,781
- I love you too, Dad.
967
00:56:59,517 --> 00:57:01,385
- Careful.
Careful!
968
00:57:01,385 --> 00:57:02,953
Careful.
969
00:57:02,953 --> 00:57:05,055
(groaning)
970
00:57:08,258 --> 00:57:11,095
(groaning)
971
00:57:30,548 --> 00:57:31,849
How's it look?
972
00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:36,987
- Pretty good.
973
00:57:41,892 --> 00:57:45,229
Do you want me to park the car
in the driveway?
974
00:57:45,229 --> 00:57:48,065
- Sure.
975
00:57:49,433 --> 00:57:51,168
- Sweet!
976
00:57:51,168 --> 00:57:56,807
- Just put her in reverse
and back her up slowly.
977
00:58:00,745 --> 00:58:02,212
- (engine revs)
- Easy. Easy.
978
00:58:02,212 --> 00:58:04,749
Not too much gas.
Just enough to get her going.
979
00:58:04,749 --> 00:58:07,785
- Okay.
980
00:58:07,785 --> 00:58:10,087
- * Come on,
it's lovely weather *
981
00:58:10,087 --> 00:58:13,758
* For a sleigh ride
together with you *
982
00:58:13,758 --> 00:58:16,026
* Outside the snow is falling
983
00:58:16,026 --> 00:58:18,996
* And friends
are calling yoo hoo *
984
00:58:18,996 --> 00:58:21,866
* Come on,
it's lovely weather *
985
00:58:21,866 --> 00:58:24,935
* For a sleigh ride
together with you *
986
00:58:30,641 --> 00:58:33,544
- How are things
going with Lucille?
987
00:58:33,544 --> 00:58:35,746
- Really good.
988
00:58:35,746 --> 00:58:37,281
She's really cool, Dad.
989
00:58:37,281 --> 00:58:40,384
- You don't mind having me
990
00:58:40,384 --> 00:58:43,220
at school there with you,
do you?
991
00:58:43,220 --> 00:58:46,123
- No. It's kinda nice.
992
00:58:46,123 --> 00:58:50,227
- It's nice getting to see
my boy growing up.
993
00:58:50,227 --> 00:58:51,629
Missed too much over the years.
994
00:58:51,629 --> 00:58:54,832
- It's nice
having you around.
995
00:58:56,867 --> 00:59:01,739
- We probably shouldn't tell
your mother about this.
996
00:59:01,739 --> 00:59:04,041
Not just yet anyway.
997
00:59:04,041 --> 00:59:06,043
- Okay, Dad.
998
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:11,682
- There's my pants.
999
00:59:16,186 --> 00:59:18,555
What's for breakfast?
1000
00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:22,326
- Mom, Dad's home.
1001
00:59:22,326 --> 00:59:24,128
- It's about time.
1002
00:59:24,128 --> 00:59:25,696
- Oh, looks great, hon.
1003
00:59:25,696 --> 00:59:27,698
- Place should be spotless
after a whole night of cleaning.
1004
00:59:27,698 --> 00:59:30,234
What happened to your face?
1005
00:59:30,234 --> 00:59:34,504
- I threw up in the car
and fell asleep and it froze
1006
00:59:34,504 --> 00:59:35,706
and stuck me
right to the window.
1007
00:59:35,706 --> 00:59:38,676
- Oh, John, that's gross.
1008
00:59:38,676 --> 00:59:41,278
It's good to see you
finally learned your lesson.
1009
00:59:41,278 --> 00:59:42,613
I hope it wasn't too hard
1010
00:59:42,613 --> 00:59:44,381
to resist your new friends
at the school.
1011
00:59:44,381 --> 00:59:46,316
- You know me, hon, I'm a rock.
1012
00:59:46,316 --> 00:59:50,554
- Yeah, you're a rock,
all right.
1013
00:59:50,554 --> 00:59:53,658
- * Don we now
our gay apparel *
1014
00:59:53,658 --> 00:59:56,393
* Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
1015
00:59:56,393 --> 00:59:59,363
* Troll the ancient
yuletide carol *
1016
00:59:59,363 --> 01:00:01,932
* Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la *
1017
01:00:04,735 --> 01:00:08,305
- I like rice.
1018
01:00:08,305 --> 01:00:09,974
I bet you like rice too.
1019
01:00:16,747 --> 01:00:20,751
- Oh, that is nasty.
1020
01:00:20,751 --> 01:00:23,654
But still kind of funny.
1021
01:00:23,654 --> 01:00:24,855
Are you going to give it
to Lionel?
1022
01:00:24,855 --> 01:00:28,092
- No, he doesn't
need it anymore.
1023
01:00:35,099 --> 01:00:37,167
- One plus two is...
1024
01:00:37,167 --> 01:00:38,635
- Three.
1025
01:00:38,635 --> 01:00:41,205
- 12 minus three is...
1026
01:00:41,205 --> 01:00:42,840
- Nine.
1027
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:45,109
- They all lead back to nine.
1028
01:00:45,109 --> 01:00:46,610
- Try 50.
1029
01:00:46,610 --> 01:00:49,079
- Five and zero is five.
1030
01:00:49,079 --> 01:00:51,348
50 minus 5 is 45.
1031
01:00:51,348 --> 01:00:52,516
Four and five is nine.
1032
01:00:52,516 --> 01:00:54,685
- That's so strange.
1033
01:00:54,685 --> 01:00:56,553
- It works with every number.
1034
01:00:56,553 --> 01:01:00,324
- But what does it mean?
1035
01:01:00,324 --> 01:01:04,028
- What does that mean?
1036
01:01:04,028 --> 01:01:09,666
That's exactly what
I want to teach the most.
1037
01:01:09,666 --> 01:01:12,970
- Thanks, Miss Hutz.
1038
01:01:12,970 --> 01:01:14,805
I always hated math until you.
1039
01:01:19,343 --> 01:01:23,948
- 55! 56!
1040
01:01:23,948 --> 01:01:26,150
57!
1041
01:01:26,150 --> 01:01:28,318
58!
1042
01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:32,790
- See you guys on Monday.
1043
01:01:32,790 --> 01:01:34,825
- You got
your uncle's ID?
1044
01:01:36,460 --> 01:01:39,563
- Nine.
- Shut up, dude.
1045
01:01:39,563 --> 01:01:40,564
- Do they even proof you?
1046
01:01:40,564 --> 01:01:42,199
- Not every time.
1047
01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:43,801
- I'm going to be 21
in six months.
1048
01:01:43,801 --> 01:01:46,170
I'm making
a 15-year-old kid get the beer.
1049
01:01:46,170 --> 01:01:47,838
- It's cool, babyface.
1050
01:01:47,838 --> 01:01:49,273
- I'll put in
once we stop at the ATM.
1051
01:01:49,273 --> 01:01:50,574
- Cool. I'm going
to pick up Willie,
1052
01:01:50,574 --> 01:01:52,076
and we'll all meet back here.
1053
01:01:52,076 --> 01:01:53,510
You sure you're cool
with your mom's car?
1054
01:01:53,510 --> 01:01:56,046
- Oh yeah,
she's working till six.
1055
01:01:56,046 --> 01:01:58,248
We should get going though,
Puffy's in the car.
1056
01:01:58,248 --> 01:01:59,950
- Puffy?
1057
01:01:59,950 --> 01:02:02,552
- My dog, he was lonely at home,
1058
01:02:02,552 --> 01:02:03,653
so I thought
we'd take him with us.
1059
01:02:03,653 --> 01:02:04,989
- Puffy's crazy, man.
1060
01:02:04,989 --> 01:02:06,957
He humps more legs
than you, Blank.
1061
01:02:06,957 --> 01:02:09,794
- Let's get going!
- Easy there, cowboy.
1062
01:02:09,794 --> 01:02:11,195
- I want to drink!
1063
01:02:11,195 --> 01:02:12,897
*
1064
01:02:16,934 --> 01:02:18,235
- * It's the most
wonderful time of the year *
1065
01:02:18,235 --> 01:02:21,371
(cheering)
1066
01:02:23,340 --> 01:02:25,675
* With the kids jingle belling
and everyone *
1067
01:02:25,675 --> 01:02:28,545
- You know, a dog taking a poop
is the funniest thing to me.
1068
01:02:28,545 --> 01:02:31,415
- (laughing)
1069
01:02:31,415 --> 01:02:32,582
That is funny.
1070
01:02:32,582 --> 01:02:33,517
- Yo.
1071
01:02:37,087 --> 01:02:38,555
- Let's put the keg back here.
1072
01:02:38,555 --> 01:02:41,725
I don't want my mom
to smell it.
1073
01:02:41,725 --> 01:02:43,994
- Puffy should
take care of that.
1074
01:02:43,994 --> 01:02:46,196
- * Holiday greetings
and gay happy meetings *
1075
01:02:46,196 --> 01:02:48,332
* When friends come to call
1076
01:02:48,332 --> 01:02:49,733
- Hey, Puffy.
1077
01:02:49,733 --> 01:02:54,571
* It's the happiest season
of all *
1078
01:02:54,571 --> 01:02:57,241
- Ooh, Puffy got worms.
1079
01:02:57,241 --> 01:03:00,744
- * Marshmallows for toasting
and caroling out in the snow *
1080
01:03:00,744 --> 01:03:02,446
- Here comes another one!
1081
01:03:02,446 --> 01:03:05,049
* Scary ghost stories,
and tales of the glories *
1082
01:03:05,049 --> 01:03:09,053
* Of Christmases long,
long ago *
1083
01:03:09,053 --> 01:03:12,522
* It's the most wonderful time
of the year *
1084
01:03:12,522 --> 01:03:14,825
- Oh, shit.
1085
01:03:14,825 --> 01:03:16,026
- It was an accident!
1086
01:03:16,026 --> 01:03:18,863
I held on too long!
1087
01:03:20,931 --> 01:03:23,700
- You kids are dead!
1088
01:03:23,700 --> 01:03:26,470
- Look at that guy.
1089
01:03:26,470 --> 01:03:28,605
- * Caroling out in the snow
1090
01:03:28,605 --> 01:03:29,874
* There'll be
scary ghost stories *
1091
01:03:29,874 --> 01:03:31,108
- They probably hit him
with a snowball.
1092
01:03:31,108 --> 01:03:32,709
- * And tales of the glories
1093
01:03:32,709 --> 01:03:34,778
* And of Christmases long,
long ago *
1094
01:03:34,778 --> 01:03:37,848
* It's the most
wonderful time of the year *
1095
01:03:37,848 --> 01:03:40,084
- You're fucking dead!
1096
01:03:40,084 --> 01:03:42,953
- * There will be much
mistletoeing and hearts-- *
1097
01:03:42,953 --> 01:03:45,589
- It was an accident.
1098
01:03:45,589 --> 01:03:49,059
- Come on, guys.
1099
01:03:50,727 --> 01:03:52,029
- So Willie told me
1100
01:03:52,029 --> 01:03:53,898
to pick him up
at his aunt's house,
1101
01:03:53,898 --> 01:03:56,233
but you're saying it's not
really his aunt's house?
1102
01:03:56,233 --> 01:03:58,068
- He doesn't want
anyone to know,
1103
01:03:58,068 --> 01:04:00,070
but him and his family
moved to Clairmont,
1104
01:04:00,070 --> 01:04:01,805
so he had to start
faking his address
1105
01:04:01,805 --> 01:04:04,141
so he could keep going
to school with us.
1106
01:04:04,141 --> 01:04:07,411
- I'm gonna mess with Willie.
1107
01:04:07,411 --> 01:04:09,279
*
1108
01:04:11,781 --> 01:04:14,518
- Excuse me,
can you help me with this?
1109
01:04:14,518 --> 01:04:15,519
- Sure.
1110
01:04:18,388 --> 01:04:20,524
- I'm going to need
some plastic cups too.
1111
01:04:20,524 --> 01:04:22,927
The red ones, preferably.
1112
01:04:22,927 --> 01:04:24,128
(register beeps)
1113
01:04:24,128 --> 01:04:25,429
- 62.30.
1114
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,036
- Would you like
to see some ID?
1115
01:04:33,703 --> 01:04:35,772
- That's okay, sir.
1116
01:04:35,772 --> 01:04:38,742
- * I went to the window
1117
01:04:38,742 --> 01:04:42,812
* And I saw something there
1118
01:04:42,812 --> 01:04:46,250
* The kids all have off
from school *
1119
01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:50,054
* That's 'cause he's here
1120
01:04:52,856 --> 01:04:54,058
- Hey, Eddie!
1121
01:04:55,425 --> 01:04:56,726
- I'm not Eddie.
1122
01:04:56,726 --> 01:04:57,827
I'm Uncle Jose.
1123
01:04:57,827 --> 01:05:00,297
- Oh, sorry.
1124
01:05:00,297 --> 01:05:02,299
I thought you were someone else.
1125
01:05:02,299 --> 01:05:04,834
- That's okay.
1126
01:05:04,834 --> 01:05:07,137
We're going to be
at Blank's house.
1127
01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:15,112
- Nice.
1128
01:05:15,112 --> 01:05:19,349
- Okay. Here we go.
1129
01:05:19,349 --> 01:05:21,585
(grunting)
1130
01:05:21,585 --> 01:05:23,387
- Put it there.
1131
01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:29,793
- I'm good right here.
1132
01:05:29,793 --> 01:05:31,461
Hold on a second.
1133
01:05:41,471 --> 01:05:43,273
There we go.
1134
01:05:51,781 --> 01:05:53,817
- His parents are dentists,
right?
1135
01:05:53,817 --> 01:05:56,220
- Yep.
1136
01:05:56,220 --> 01:05:59,156
- Willie's little secret.
1137
01:06:00,357 --> 01:06:01,391
(tires skidding)
1138
01:06:01,391 --> 01:06:03,560
- Whoa!
1139
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:05,595
Sorry, it's totally icy.
1140
01:06:05,595 --> 01:06:07,531
- That's okay.
1141
01:06:20,577 --> 01:06:22,446
(growls)
1142
01:06:33,257 --> 01:06:34,791
- I gotta get some money.
1143
01:06:34,791 --> 01:06:36,593
- Take your time.
1144
01:06:36,593 --> 01:06:38,862
- Oh, Puffy, are you okay?
1145
01:06:38,862 --> 01:06:41,331
- * A house
at the top of a hill *
1146
01:06:43,633 --> 01:06:45,035
- (groans)
1147
01:06:52,576 --> 01:06:54,511
Sorry, guys.
1148
01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:03,387
(ATM beeps)
1149
01:07:21,638 --> 01:07:24,441
- * Snow dear,
my moon's come a shine *
1150
01:07:24,441 --> 01:07:26,376
* Through pine,
holly moon hawks sleep *
1151
01:07:26,376 --> 01:07:28,078
* Let her scrap
through the failure *
1152
01:07:28,078 --> 01:07:30,414
- Puffy, you locked the doors.
1153
01:07:30,414 --> 01:07:31,781
Ugh.
1154
01:07:31,781 --> 01:07:35,285
Puffy locked the doors.
1155
01:07:35,285 --> 01:07:38,155
Can you climb through
and unlock them?
1156
01:07:38,155 --> 01:07:40,090
- I don't think so.
1157
01:07:40,090 --> 01:07:42,092
You want me to call
the auto club?
1158
01:07:42,092 --> 01:07:44,161
- I can't believe this.
1159
01:07:44,161 --> 01:07:45,662
I'm so sorry.
1160
01:07:45,662 --> 01:07:48,098
- That's okay.
1161
01:07:48,098 --> 01:07:50,800
- You're the best, Eddie.
1162
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:52,436
God.
1163
01:07:52,436 --> 01:07:55,272
* Every trail
leads to your heart *
1164
01:07:55,272 --> 01:07:57,841
* It's time marry
1165
01:07:57,841 --> 01:08:00,477
(engine revs)
1166
01:08:14,057 --> 01:08:16,526
* From your side
I'll never part *
1167
01:08:16,526 --> 01:08:19,129
* Every trail
leads to your heart *
1168
01:08:19,129 --> 01:08:23,500
Eddie, why are
the wheels spinning?
1169
01:08:28,172 --> 01:08:30,874
- I think you have the car
in drive.
1170
01:08:32,142 --> 01:08:35,111
- Oh my God! Oh my God!
Oh my God!
1171
01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:39,416
(screaming)
1172
01:08:41,885 --> 01:08:43,753
(screaming)
1173
01:08:43,753 --> 01:08:46,456
- Hi, I'm locked inside a car
1174
01:08:46,456 --> 01:08:49,859
and it's beginning
to drive itself.
1175
01:08:49,859 --> 01:08:52,262
Yes, I'll hold.
1176
01:08:52,262 --> 01:08:56,099
- Eddie! Eddie!
1177
01:08:56,099 --> 01:08:59,102
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
1178
01:08:59,102 --> 01:09:00,470
Eddie!
1179
01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:02,439
(screaming)
1180
01:09:02,439 --> 01:09:04,641
Oh my God!
1181
01:09:04,641 --> 01:09:06,376
Eddie!
1182
01:09:08,278 --> 01:09:10,380
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
1183
01:09:10,380 --> 01:09:11,781
Eddie!
1184
01:09:11,781 --> 01:09:13,450
Oh my God!
1185
01:09:13,450 --> 01:09:16,186
- * I've been hitting
some hard rock mine *
1186
01:09:16,186 --> 01:09:18,388
* And thought you knows *
1187
01:09:18,388 --> 01:09:19,656
- Oh, my God, Eddie!
1188
01:09:19,656 --> 01:09:21,891
Eddie!
1189
01:09:25,595 --> 01:09:27,864
Oh, my God!
1190
01:09:34,971 --> 01:09:38,508
- Hey, Willie.
- Hey, Blank.
1191
01:09:41,245 --> 01:09:44,581
- I'm glad you go
to school with us.
1192
01:09:44,581 --> 01:09:46,583
- Me too.
1193
01:09:48,385 --> 01:09:51,455
- You know, our mom
can talk to your aunt.
1194
01:09:51,455 --> 01:09:53,323
You could probably live with us
if you want.
1195
01:09:53,323 --> 01:09:57,227
- Thanks, Blank.
1196
01:09:57,227 --> 01:09:58,595
- Any time, Willie.
1197
01:10:01,498 --> 01:10:04,834
- Okay, here's my situation.
1198
01:10:15,245 --> 01:10:16,346
- (gasps)
1199
01:10:17,581 --> 01:10:19,983
- Did you get them?
- All set, Pammy.
1200
01:10:19,983 --> 01:10:21,451
Where should he meet you?
1201
01:10:21,451 --> 01:10:23,219
- Oh my God,
someone's coming!
1202
01:10:26,556 --> 01:10:28,825
- Um, yes.
1203
01:10:28,825 --> 01:10:30,294
She has a red jacket
1204
01:10:30,294 --> 01:10:32,929
and she'll be ducking
behind some bushes.
1205
01:10:37,467 --> 01:10:40,337
- Oh, look, Gilbert,
there's a puppy in there.
1206
01:10:40,337 --> 01:10:42,272
Hey, little fella.
1207
01:10:42,272 --> 01:10:45,942
- It looks like he drove
this car into the bushes.
1208
01:10:45,942 --> 01:10:47,511
- Are you scared?
1209
01:10:47,511 --> 01:10:50,079
Did you lose control
of your automobile?
1210
01:10:50,079 --> 01:10:50,980
- (inhales)
1211
01:11:11,868 --> 01:11:14,938
- Oh, the poor little guy
is locked in there.
1212
01:11:16,706 --> 01:11:20,777
- Well, I guess we should go
call the police.
1213
01:11:25,982 --> 01:11:30,086
- How's it going?
- (gasps)
1214
01:11:30,086 --> 01:11:32,055
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
1215
01:11:32,055 --> 01:11:34,858
Thank you.
Thank you.
1216
01:11:34,858 --> 01:11:36,960
- Is that your car?
1217
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:40,163
- Yeah.
1218
01:11:40,163 --> 01:11:41,865
- How old are you?
1219
01:11:41,865 --> 01:11:43,400
- I'm 17.
- Come on.
1220
01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:46,370
I was driving my parents' car
when I was 14 too.
1221
01:11:46,370 --> 01:11:47,971
- I'm 15.
1222
01:11:47,971 --> 01:11:50,073
(inhales)
1223
01:11:50,073 --> 01:11:51,741
Unless my mom finds out
about this.
1224
01:11:51,741 --> 01:11:54,544
- I hear you.
1225
01:11:55,679 --> 01:11:56,646
- Be careful.
1226
01:12:12,962 --> 01:12:14,931
- Hey buddy.
1227
01:12:14,931 --> 01:12:17,000
How's it going back there?
1228
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:19,769
- Pretty good. Thanks.
1229
01:12:22,972 --> 01:12:25,375
- Oh my God.
Oh my God!
1230
01:12:25,375 --> 01:12:27,377
Thank you, thank you.
1231
01:12:27,377 --> 01:12:29,145
Oh, thank you so much!
1232
01:12:29,145 --> 01:12:31,347
Oh!
1233
01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:33,517
Thank you!
1234
01:12:33,517 --> 01:12:34,784
- Want me to push you out?
1235
01:12:34,784 --> 01:12:37,587
- You're awesome.
Come on, Puffy!
1236
01:12:45,829 --> 01:12:46,896
(sighs)
1237
01:13:13,089 --> 01:13:14,824
*
1238
01:13:32,809 --> 01:13:36,480
- * I want to wake you
from your dream *
1239
01:13:36,480 --> 01:13:38,782
* I want to know
just who you're talking to *
1240
01:13:38,782 --> 01:13:40,650
* When you're singing
in your sleep *
1241
01:13:40,650 --> 01:13:43,186
* I want to find out
what it means *
1242
01:13:43,186 --> 01:13:46,322
* Do you love me?
1243
01:13:46,322 --> 01:13:47,457
(cheering)
1244
01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:53,296
* A thousand words
I want to say *
1245
01:13:53,296 --> 01:13:55,198
* But it's impossible
to spit 'em out *
1246
01:13:55,198 --> 01:13:57,501
* I can barely make a sound
1247
01:13:57,501 --> 01:14:02,438
* Do you love me,
love me? *
1248
01:14:02,438 --> 01:14:04,641
* Now we're fine, all right *
1249
01:14:04,641 --> 01:14:08,411
- What-cha doing, boys?
- Jeez, you scared me.
1250
01:14:08,411 --> 01:14:10,213
- Just watching Honey Brubaker
play tennis.
1251
01:14:11,481 --> 01:14:14,951
- It is a sight to behold.
1252
01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:17,854
- Check out that dude.
1253
01:14:17,854 --> 01:14:19,989
It's so funny how dudes
can walk around
1254
01:14:19,989 --> 01:14:21,390
without their shirts on.
1255
01:14:21,390 --> 01:14:24,528
Look at this guy,
bare-chested.
1256
01:14:24,528 --> 01:14:26,129
It's funny.
1257
01:14:26,129 --> 01:14:28,765
- There's places where girls
can do that too.
1258
01:14:28,765 --> 01:14:29,733
- Where?
1259
01:14:29,733 --> 01:14:31,568
- There's some places, dude.
1260
01:14:31,568 --> 01:14:34,604
You'll be surprised.
1261
01:14:34,604 --> 01:14:37,340
- Why can't it be like that
around here?
1262
01:14:37,340 --> 01:14:39,308
Yeah.
1263
01:14:39,308 --> 01:14:41,778
Shit, you know?
1264
01:14:41,778 --> 01:14:42,946
- I know.
1265
01:14:45,414 --> 01:14:46,816
- We gotta go in.
1266
01:14:46,816 --> 01:14:49,385
- Getting too hot out here
for you, boys?
1267
01:14:49,385 --> 01:14:51,420
- Said we'd
meet Lenny in the library.
1268
01:14:51,420 --> 01:14:54,323
- Out here looking at
his sister, huh?
1269
01:14:54,323 --> 01:14:56,092
- See you.
- Yeah.
1270
01:14:56,092 --> 01:14:59,362
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1271
01:14:59,362 --> 01:15:01,998
*
1272
01:15:05,168 --> 01:15:06,770
- Man, we're running out
of time.
1273
01:15:06,770 --> 01:15:08,337
She's gonna graduate soon.
1274
01:15:08,337 --> 01:15:11,107
- You're not talking about
that again.
1275
01:15:11,107 --> 01:15:12,909
- We still have the summer.
1276
01:15:12,909 --> 01:15:14,911
- It's gotta happen
before school ends.
1277
01:15:14,911 --> 01:15:16,980
I can feel it.
1278
01:15:27,490 --> 01:15:29,826
- I'd like to take this one out,
Miss Kleppy.
1279
01:15:29,826 --> 01:15:31,360
- Oh, "A Wrinkle in Time".
1280
01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:32,696
This is a great book.
1281
01:15:32,696 --> 01:15:35,732
It hasn't been signed out
in years.
1282
01:15:35,732 --> 01:15:37,967
Oh, you forgot to sign the card.
1283
01:15:37,967 --> 01:15:39,736
- Oh, sorry.
1284
01:15:54,584 --> 01:15:57,587
Oh my God.
1285
01:15:57,587 --> 01:15:59,756
- Hm?
- Look.
1286
01:15:59,756 --> 01:16:04,393
Honey Brubaker was the last
person to take this book out.
1287
01:16:04,393 --> 01:16:06,462
- So?
- That's the sign.
1288
01:16:06,462 --> 01:16:07,897
It's gonna happen.
1289
01:16:07,897 --> 01:16:10,366
Miss Kleppy, do you know
what the weather's
1290
01:16:10,366 --> 01:16:11,835
supposed to be like
this weekend?
1291
01:16:11,835 --> 01:16:13,369
- Oh, they say very warm.
1292
01:16:13,369 --> 01:16:15,471
- Thanks.
- That's stupid.
1293
01:16:15,471 --> 01:16:16,840
- You're stupid.
1294
01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:20,009
It's this Saturday,
I feel it.
1295
01:16:28,151 --> 01:16:32,588
- Hey, uh, Lenny, what-cha doing
this weekend?
1296
01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:35,591
- Probably playing
board games with my family.
1297
01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:36,960
- You wanna sleep over?
1298
01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:37,794
These two are.
1299
01:16:37,794 --> 01:16:40,396
- Sure, that'd be cool.
1300
01:16:40,396 --> 01:16:41,965
- Cool.
Saturday?
1301
01:16:41,965 --> 01:16:43,767
- Sure.
1302
01:16:43,767 --> 01:16:49,238
- Um, maybe we should sleep
at your house instead, Lenny.
1303
01:16:49,238 --> 01:16:51,675
It's a lot more fun than Bob's.
1304
01:16:51,675 --> 01:16:53,476
No offense, Bob.
1305
01:16:53,476 --> 01:16:55,078
- No, no, that's cool with me.
1306
01:16:55,078 --> 01:16:59,182
- I'll have to ask my parents,
but it should be fine.
1307
01:16:59,182 --> 01:17:01,084
- Cool.
1308
01:17:03,286 --> 01:17:06,122
*
1309
01:17:27,476 --> 01:17:31,080
- Um, pumpkin.
1310
01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:33,750
- I have that one.
- Me too.
1311
01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:35,919
- Crud.
- Okay.
1312
01:17:35,919 --> 01:17:38,254
It looks like Bob
is the big winner.
1313
01:17:38,254 --> 01:17:41,557
- He's always so lucky.
1314
01:17:41,557 --> 01:17:42,959
(door opens)
1315
01:17:42,959 --> 01:17:44,861
- Oh, Honey's home already.
1316
01:17:44,861 --> 01:17:47,396
- Hey, everybody.
1317
01:17:47,396 --> 01:17:49,532
- Hi, Honey.
- Hi, Honey.
1318
01:17:49,532 --> 01:17:51,634
- Did you have fun?
1319
01:17:51,634 --> 01:17:53,202
- Yeah, it was okay.
1320
01:17:53,202 --> 01:17:54,603
- Care to join us?
1321
01:17:54,603 --> 01:17:56,672
- I think I'm gonna go to bed.
1322
01:17:56,672 --> 01:17:58,775
Have fun though.
Goodnight.
1323
01:17:58,775 --> 01:18:00,710
- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.
1324
01:18:03,146 --> 01:18:04,981
- What's next?
1325
01:18:04,981 --> 01:18:07,316
- (yawns)
1326
01:18:07,316 --> 01:18:09,552
I'm kind of tired myself.
1327
01:18:09,552 --> 01:18:11,721
- Oh, yeah, me too.
1328
01:18:11,721 --> 01:18:13,489
Think I'm gonna hit the hay.
1329
01:18:13,489 --> 01:18:15,792
- Me too.
1330
01:18:15,792 --> 01:18:18,427
- What are you guys
talking about?
1331
01:18:18,427 --> 01:18:21,464
- I just think we could all
use a little extra rest.
1332
01:18:21,464 --> 01:18:22,732
It's good for our bones.
1333
01:18:22,732 --> 01:18:24,200
- What the hell
are you talking about?
1334
01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:25,835
- Just wait 'till
you're our age, Lenny.
1335
01:18:25,835 --> 01:18:28,037
You'll know what Bob's
talking about.
1336
01:18:28,037 --> 01:18:30,339
- I guess that's it then.
1337
01:18:30,339 --> 01:18:32,341
- You guys are so weird.
1338
01:18:34,210 --> 01:18:37,814
*
1339
01:18:42,551 --> 01:18:44,988
- Don't you guys
wanna stay up all night?
1340
01:18:44,988 --> 01:18:47,891
We can sneak out into
the streets and run around.
1341
01:18:47,891 --> 01:18:50,393
- I'm really tired, Len.
1342
01:18:50,393 --> 01:18:52,461
- You guys are so gay.
1343
01:19:23,659 --> 01:19:26,195
(door opens)
1344
01:19:46,182 --> 01:19:48,551
- Jeff, Jeff!
She's, she's- -
1345
01:19:48,551 --> 01:19:52,856
- Huh?
- She's-- She's out there.
1346
01:19:52,856 --> 01:19:55,158
- No way!
- Shh.
1347
01:19:55,158 --> 01:19:57,260
She's out there.
1348
01:19:57,260 --> 01:20:02,131
- Come on, guys.
Don't you wanna go do something?
1349
01:20:02,131 --> 01:20:04,934
- He's talking in his sleep.
1350
01:20:16,579 --> 01:20:19,082
*
1351
01:20:46,442 --> 01:20:47,510
(bangs)
1352
01:20:47,510 --> 01:20:48,945
- Sorry.
1353
01:21:20,443 --> 01:21:23,046
- I can't believe it.
1354
01:21:23,046 --> 01:21:28,617
- Oh my God.
Oh my God.
1355
01:22:05,121 --> 01:22:09,492
- Bob.
- Get back over here.
1356
01:22:09,492 --> 01:22:11,027
- Come on.
1357
01:22:24,907 --> 01:22:28,677
- Bob, no, no.
1358
01:23:16,892 --> 01:23:18,727
(screaming)
1359
01:24:26,329 --> 01:24:27,730
- Hi.
1360
01:24:28,964 --> 01:24:30,633
- Hi.
1361
01:24:30,633 --> 01:24:33,236
- Mind if I join you?
1362
01:24:33,236 --> 01:24:38,341
- Um, no.
Go ahead.
1363
01:24:47,116 --> 01:24:50,553
- How are you?
1364
01:24:50,553 --> 01:24:53,922
- Pretty good.
1365
01:24:53,922 --> 01:24:57,726
- Did you like what you saw?
1366
01:24:57,726 --> 01:24:59,762
- I guess.
1367
01:24:59,762 --> 01:25:02,431
A little.
1368
01:25:02,431 --> 01:25:06,602
- I always wondered
if I slept walk.
1369
01:25:06,602 --> 01:25:09,104
Sometimes I'd wake up
at the wrong end of the bed.
1370
01:25:09,104 --> 01:25:11,240
- You didn't know
that you did it?
1371
01:25:11,240 --> 01:25:13,108
- Do you think I'd sleep
without a shirt on then?
1372
01:25:13,108 --> 01:25:14,777
- Probably not.
1373
01:25:14,777 --> 01:25:19,982
It's pretty cool that you
made it all the way down here.
1374
01:25:19,982 --> 01:25:21,917
- Yeah, it's so weird.
1375
01:25:21,917 --> 01:25:25,288
- It's c-c-cool.
Sorry.
1376
01:25:25,288 --> 01:25:27,756
I stutter around beauty.
1377
01:25:30,293 --> 01:25:32,995
- What were you trying to do?
Kiss me?
1378
01:25:32,995 --> 01:25:38,000
- I did kiss you,
couldn't help it.
1379
01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:39,302
You looked so good.
1380
01:25:40,869 --> 01:25:43,439
- It's okay, Bobby.
1381
01:25:43,439 --> 01:25:45,541
- You're really nice, Honey.
1382
01:25:45,541 --> 01:25:48,411
- Are you going to tell Lenny?
1383
01:25:48,411 --> 01:25:52,448
- I don't think he'd ever
let us sleep over again.
1384
01:25:52,448 --> 01:25:56,952
- You know, Bob,
you're really cute.
1385
01:25:56,952 --> 01:25:59,922
I'm sure you've thought about
girls in a funny way.
1386
01:25:59,922 --> 01:26:05,661
Probably thinking
some are sexy and that's fine.
1387
01:26:05,661 --> 01:26:09,365
But people are so much more
than that too.
1388
01:26:09,365 --> 01:26:14,303
Even you guys deserve to be
treated as whole people.
1389
01:26:14,303 --> 01:26:17,673
I know sometimes it's hard
and you start feeling horny,
1390
01:26:17,673 --> 01:26:22,144
but I hope you can remember
that other people's feelings
1391
01:26:22,144 --> 01:26:25,448
are really,
really important, okay?
1392
01:26:25,448 --> 01:26:27,350
- Sure.
1393
01:26:27,350 --> 01:26:30,185
I'm reading "A Wrinkle in Time."
1394
01:26:30,185 --> 01:26:33,822
- I love that book.
- Yeah, it's really good.
1395
01:26:36,992 --> 01:26:38,694
- Time for bed, huh?
1396
01:26:38,694 --> 01:26:41,730
- Yeah, I think I'm going
to stay down here for a while.
1397
01:26:41,730 --> 01:26:43,866
- Okay.
1398
01:26:43,866 --> 01:26:46,101
It was nice talking to you, Bob.
1399
01:26:46,101 --> 01:26:49,472
- You too, Honey.
1400
01:26:52,908 --> 01:26:55,644
- Hey, Bob...
1401
01:26:55,644 --> 01:26:58,414
sweet dreams.
1402
01:27:02,785 --> 01:27:03,986
- * I wanna wake you from
your dreams *
1403
01:27:03,986 --> 01:27:05,220
- See you guys.
1404
01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:06,689
Try not to be
such lame-os next time.
1405
01:27:06,689 --> 01:27:10,225
- See you, Lenny.
1406
01:27:10,225 --> 01:27:14,397
- See you guys.
- See you, Lionel.
1407
01:27:19,335 --> 01:27:22,271
- What happened?
- Where'd you go?
1408
01:27:22,271 --> 01:27:24,873
- Stayed in the basement
for a while.
1409
01:27:24,873 --> 01:27:27,042
- Can't believe
she didn't wake up her parents
1410
01:27:27,042 --> 01:27:30,112
and have your balls chopped off.
1411
01:27:30,112 --> 01:27:31,380
- She came back downstairs.
1412
01:27:31,380 --> 01:27:32,981
- Yeah right.
1413
01:27:32,981 --> 01:27:34,750
- She did.
- No way.
1414
01:27:34,750 --> 01:27:36,218
- What'd she say?
1415
01:27:36,218 --> 01:27:38,321
- Some cool stuff.
1416
01:27:38,321 --> 01:27:39,822
She's really nice.
1417
01:27:39,822 --> 01:27:42,925
- Her tits were so nice.
1418
01:27:42,925 --> 01:27:44,126
- Don't say that.
1419
01:27:44,126 --> 01:27:45,961
- What do you mean?
1420
01:27:45,961 --> 01:27:49,298
- Just don't say that,
she's a person, you know?
1421
01:27:49,298 --> 01:27:51,033
You gotta respect people.
1422
01:27:51,033 --> 01:27:54,002
- Sorry.
1423
01:27:54,002 --> 01:27:55,871
- That's okay.
1424
01:27:55,871 --> 01:27:58,273
She did look really good.
1425
01:27:58,273 --> 01:28:01,810
- Yeah, she did.
1426
01:28:01,810 --> 01:28:03,479
*
1427
01:28:08,584 --> 01:28:12,254
- Well, class, this is it.
1428
01:28:12,254 --> 01:28:15,057
I always hated
the last day of school.
1429
01:28:15,057 --> 01:28:17,159
Oh, boy.
1430
01:28:17,159 --> 01:28:18,694
- We're going to miss you, Cap.
1431
01:28:18,694 --> 01:28:21,864
- By the end of the day,
you'll no longer be sophomores.
1432
01:28:21,864 --> 01:28:23,532
How does that feel?
1433
01:28:23,532 --> 01:28:26,301
I'm sure you've been through
quite a lot this year.
1434
01:28:27,703 --> 01:28:29,938
Been some crazy adventures
out there.
1435
01:28:31,674 --> 01:28:34,209
I hope it's been
as entertaining in here.
1436
01:28:34,209 --> 01:28:37,480
- Um, Cap, I just wanted
to say thank you
1437
01:28:37,480 --> 01:28:39,948
for teaching us
to question things.
1438
01:28:39,948 --> 01:28:41,917
I feel a lot smarter now.
1439
01:28:41,917 --> 01:28:44,687
Now I'm never just going to
follow what someone else says,
1440
01:28:44,687 --> 01:28:47,189
no matter how much pressure
there is from them.
1441
01:28:47,189 --> 01:28:49,291
- Thank you, Jeremy.
1442
01:28:49,291 --> 01:28:52,961
And thank you for the music.
1443
01:28:52,961 --> 01:28:57,165
Miss Lucille introduced me
a little folk singer.
1444
01:28:57,165 --> 01:29:00,068
I am forever grateful.
1445
01:29:00,068 --> 01:29:03,506
Oh serpentine.
1446
01:29:03,506 --> 01:29:06,174
Now she's a patriot.
1447
01:29:06,174 --> 01:29:08,577
Fighting the good fight.
1448
01:29:08,577 --> 01:29:13,382
Now, class, what are we
going to do with ourselves?
1449
01:29:13,382 --> 01:29:17,386
How are we going to fight
the good fight?
1450
01:29:17,386 --> 01:29:21,457
Each of us has something to do.
1451
01:29:21,457 --> 01:29:25,227
Time to make a little history
of our own.
1452
01:29:25,227 --> 01:29:28,296
Let's learn
the lessons of our past
1453
01:29:28,296 --> 01:29:31,400
and let's make things better.
1454
01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:35,103
We're living here now.
1455
01:29:35,103 --> 01:29:37,506
This is our adventure.
1456
01:29:37,506 --> 01:29:42,545
So I ask you, class,
what's your idea?
1457
01:29:42,545 --> 01:29:45,614
How would you like
to benefit mankind?
1458
01:29:45,614 --> 01:29:48,617
What would you like to change?
1459
01:29:48,617 --> 01:29:49,852
Sam.
1460
01:29:49,852 --> 01:29:52,020
- You know what
I want to change?
1461
01:29:52,020 --> 01:29:54,457
I want to make it so girls
can walk around
1462
01:29:54,457 --> 01:29:55,924
with their shirts off.
1463
01:29:55,924 --> 01:29:57,693
Really, I'm serious.
1464
01:29:57,693 --> 01:29:59,628
Guys can do it
wherever they want.
1465
01:29:59,628 --> 01:30:02,465
There shouldn't be a law that
forbids girls from doing it.
1466
01:30:02,465 --> 01:30:03,699
Girls are beautiful.
1467
01:30:03,699 --> 01:30:04,933
- Don't sit around
and think things
1468
01:30:04,933 --> 01:30:06,435
are going to happen
on their own.
1469
01:30:06,435 --> 01:30:08,837
They're not.
You have to take charge.
1470
01:30:08,837 --> 01:30:12,541
Figure out how you'd like things
to be and then go forward.
1471
01:30:12,541 --> 01:30:15,478
See, you all have a vision
of how the world could be
1472
01:30:15,478 --> 01:30:18,614
and you need to set
your sights high.
1473
01:30:18,614 --> 01:30:21,183
Who cares if history tells us
it can't be done.
1474
01:30:21,183 --> 01:30:22,651
Maybe it hasn't been done yet
1475
01:30:22,651 --> 01:30:25,588
because history's
been looking for you.
1476
01:30:25,588 --> 01:30:27,490
Everything starts with an idea.
1477
01:30:27,490 --> 01:30:29,958
- We have to take action!
1478
01:30:29,958 --> 01:30:31,560
- Right, Jeremy,
action.
1479
01:30:31,560 --> 01:30:34,196
Lucille, how are you going
to implement your vision?
1480
01:30:34,196 --> 01:30:38,667
- I was just thinking I'd start
a newsletter with good lyrics
1481
01:30:38,667 --> 01:30:41,904
and I was thinking I might
try to learn guitar myself.
1482
01:30:41,904 --> 01:30:43,005
And share a little.
1483
01:30:43,005 --> 01:30:44,573
- Perfect.
1484
01:30:44,573 --> 01:30:46,575
See, there's no standard way
to achieve something
1485
01:30:46,575 --> 01:30:49,144
'cause there's
no standard person.
1486
01:30:49,144 --> 01:30:50,445
Sam.
1487
01:30:50,445 --> 01:30:52,981
How do you plan on achieving
your goal?
1488
01:30:52,981 --> 01:30:55,150
- I was thinking I might just
stand on the roof of the school,
1489
01:30:55,150 --> 01:30:57,319
raise my arms and it'll happen.
1490
01:30:57,319 --> 01:31:00,255
- Brilliant.
1491
01:31:00,255 --> 01:31:01,657
(sighs)
1492
01:31:01,657 --> 01:31:05,227
Oh, class,
we're all here at this time,
1493
01:31:05,227 --> 01:31:08,463
living our lives
1494
01:31:08,463 --> 01:31:10,499
trying to figure out
where to go with them.
1495
01:31:10,499 --> 01:31:12,968
As our dear
Miss Helen Keller said,
1496
01:31:12,968 --> 01:31:15,137
life is either
a daring adventure
1497
01:31:15,137 --> 01:31:16,739
or nothing at all.
1498
01:31:16,739 --> 01:31:21,243
It is awe-inspiring for me to be
sharing this life with you
1499
01:31:21,243 --> 01:31:22,711
and the more you inspire me,
1500
01:31:22,711 --> 01:31:24,713
the more I want
to pass it on.
1501
01:31:24,713 --> 01:31:29,718
I hope I pass some of that
on to you this year.
1502
01:31:29,718 --> 01:31:34,890
So when you
go out there into that world,
1503
01:31:34,890 --> 01:31:37,960
you make it better out there.
1504
01:31:57,680 --> 01:32:01,183
- * This is goodbye
1505
01:32:01,183 --> 01:32:05,888
* Oh this is goodbye *
1506
01:32:12,394 --> 01:32:15,263
- Hey, man.
- Hey, guys.
1507
01:32:15,263 --> 01:32:18,000
- Last day with Hutz?
1508
01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:21,770
- Lionel becomes
a freaking math whiz.
1509
01:32:21,770 --> 01:32:23,105
Maybe you can get on that show.
1510
01:32:23,105 --> 01:32:25,540
- This is freaking weird.
1511
01:32:25,540 --> 01:32:28,010
- Mr. Blank,
ready to graduate?
1512
01:32:28,010 --> 01:32:29,444
- Weird.
1513
01:32:29,444 --> 01:32:31,513
- What are you going to do
with yourself?
1514
01:32:31,513 --> 01:32:33,315
- I don't know.
1515
01:32:33,315 --> 01:32:36,018
Live with Willie.
1516
01:32:36,018 --> 01:32:37,920
- What?
1517
01:32:39,087 --> 01:32:40,723
- Thomas Chatham!
1518
01:32:42,290 --> 01:32:45,227
You're a good kid.
1519
01:32:45,227 --> 01:32:47,663
Don't you ever forget it.
1520
01:32:47,663 --> 01:32:51,934
After today,
you're a sophomore.
1521
01:32:57,606 --> 01:32:59,074
- Where did you get that?
1522
01:33:00,676 --> 01:33:02,277
- Hey, Jeremy,
1523
01:33:02,277 --> 01:33:03,912
I heard your dad's not going
to be here next year.
1524
01:33:03,912 --> 01:33:06,915
- No, he's going back
to the brokerage house.
1525
01:33:06,915 --> 01:33:09,084
I guess this year
was enough for him.
1526
01:33:09,084 --> 01:33:11,553
Says he's going to cut back
his hours though.
1527
01:33:11,553 --> 01:33:13,455
He's not going
to slave for the man anymore.
1528
01:33:13,455 --> 01:33:16,959
I think I might try out for
the baseball team next year.
1529
01:33:16,959 --> 01:33:19,762
Needs some time
to cheer on his boy.
1530
01:33:19,762 --> 01:33:23,699
- There's your boy.
1531
01:33:23,699 --> 01:33:26,301
- Yep. There's my boy.
1532
01:33:28,904 --> 01:33:35,110
- X equals 2x times 4...
- (bell rings)
1533
01:33:35,110 --> 01:33:37,145
- ...minus 14.
1534
01:33:39,381 --> 01:33:42,851
Well, that's it.
1535
01:33:42,851 --> 01:33:44,586
Hope everyone has a good summer.
1536
01:33:44,586 --> 01:33:46,855
- You too, Miss Hutz.
1537
01:33:46,855 --> 01:33:49,291
- Hopefully you feel prepared
for the final.
1538
01:33:49,291 --> 01:33:53,962
I'd be happy
to answer any last questions.
1539
01:33:53,962 --> 01:33:56,765
So long.
1540
01:34:14,116 --> 01:34:15,183
(bell rings)
1541
01:34:15,183 --> 01:34:17,986
(cheering)
1542
01:34:36,438 --> 01:34:37,773
- Miss Hutz?
1543
01:34:37,773 --> 01:34:41,243
- Hm?
Hi, Lionel.
1544
01:34:43,178 --> 01:34:45,280
- I never said
I was sorry for--
1545
01:34:45,280 --> 01:34:47,282
- I know.
1546
01:34:47,282 --> 01:34:49,284
You said it.
1547
01:34:49,284 --> 01:34:53,321
- Okay.
1548
01:34:53,321 --> 01:34:55,557
I'm nervous about the test.
1549
01:34:55,557 --> 01:34:57,993
- You'll be fine.
1550
01:34:57,993 --> 01:35:00,362
- Okay.
1551
01:35:00,362 --> 01:35:03,131
Have a good summer.
1552
01:35:03,131 --> 01:35:08,036
- You know,
if I didn't catch you
1553
01:35:08,036 --> 01:35:11,506
and I found that in my toilet,
1554
01:35:11,506 --> 01:35:14,877
I would have been
so confused.
1555
01:35:14,877 --> 01:35:18,513
It wouldn't
have been quite the shock
1556
01:35:18,513 --> 01:35:22,851
but it would have been
really confusing
1557
01:35:22,851 --> 01:35:25,620
for a very long time.
1558
01:35:25,620 --> 01:35:28,323
- I guess things
kind of work out then.
1559
01:35:30,859 --> 01:35:32,895
- I guess they do.
1560
01:35:32,895 --> 01:35:34,963
- Just like math.
1561
01:35:34,963 --> 01:35:36,131
When you do it right.
1562
01:35:37,833 --> 01:35:39,401
- Have a good summer.
1563
01:35:39,401 --> 01:35:40,836
- You too.
1564
01:35:43,271 --> 01:35:45,373
You're a great teacher.
1565
01:35:58,253 --> 01:36:00,989
- Hey, Sam.
1566
01:36:00,989 --> 01:36:03,792
What are you doing tonight?
1567
01:36:03,792 --> 01:36:05,894
- I don't know.
1568
01:36:05,894 --> 01:36:07,629
You wanna do something?
1569
01:36:07,629 --> 01:36:10,332
- Sure.
1570
01:36:10,332 --> 01:36:13,135
- Hey, Lionel.
1571
01:36:13,135 --> 01:36:14,102
- I know, Sam.
1572
01:36:21,443 --> 01:36:24,813
- Yeah.
- Hey, Pammy.
1573
01:36:24,813 --> 01:36:26,114
Want to take a victory lap
1574
01:36:26,114 --> 01:36:27,715
in your mom's car later
to celebrate?
1575
01:36:27,715 --> 01:36:29,717
- Um, I think I'm retired.
1576
01:36:29,717 --> 01:36:30,953
- No.
1577
01:36:30,953 --> 01:36:33,721
- She spent her nine lives,
dude.
1578
01:36:33,721 --> 01:36:36,624
- We all gotta learn our lesson
sometime, right?
1579
01:36:36,624 --> 01:36:38,793
- I got the key!
1580
01:36:38,793 --> 01:36:40,095
- No way!
1581
01:36:40,095 --> 01:36:43,131
- Yeah, my dad's
quitting anyway.
1582
01:36:43,131 --> 01:36:45,200
- Let's go!
1583
01:36:54,376 --> 01:36:56,278
- Who you waving to?
1584
01:36:56,278 --> 01:36:58,113
- Your sister.
1585
01:37:01,349 --> 01:37:05,287
- Hey, I want you guys
in on this.
1586
01:37:10,758 --> 01:37:14,096
*
1587
01:37:19,968 --> 01:37:23,605
(humming "The Ants Go Marching")
1588
01:37:36,118 --> 01:37:38,086
- * We are finally
out of classes *
1589
01:37:38,086 --> 01:37:40,355
* And we're
walking out the door *
1590
01:37:40,355 --> 01:37:44,359
* It's a miracle that we will
not repeat the grade before *
1591
01:37:44,359 --> 01:37:45,827
* Well they tried to fill
our heads up *
1592
01:37:45,827 --> 01:37:48,730
* With the lies
the teachers told *
1593
01:37:48,730 --> 01:37:53,035
* But the truth is marching on
1594
01:37:53,035 --> 01:37:58,073
* Glory, glory, hallelujah
1595
01:37:58,073 --> 01:38:01,743
* We are finally
out of school, yeah! *
1596
01:38:01,743 --> 01:38:06,048
* Going to the summer with
the freedom and the wonder *
1597
01:38:06,048 --> 01:38:10,452
* The truth is marching on
1598
01:38:23,131 --> 01:38:27,035
- * Glory glory hallelujah
1599
01:38:27,035 --> 01:38:30,738
* We are finally
out of school, yeah! *
1600
01:38:30,738 --> 01:38:34,742
* Going to the summer with
the freedom and the wonder *
1601
01:38:34,742 --> 01:38:39,814
* The truth is marching on *
1602
01:38:39,814 --> 01:38:42,484
*
1603
01:38:44,987 --> 01:38:49,958
- * Now we're coming apart
1604
01:38:49,958 --> 01:38:55,263
* It's only a day away
1605
01:38:55,263 --> 01:39:00,768
* I'm looking forward
to the rest of our lives *
1606
01:39:00,768 --> 01:39:05,807
* But I couldn't
be happier today *
1607
01:39:05,807 --> 01:39:08,710
* I wanna sing out
1608
01:39:08,710 --> 01:39:11,879
* Whenever I'm alone
1609
01:39:11,879 --> 01:39:16,751
* Always here,
always there *
1610
01:39:16,751 --> 01:39:19,421
* When the day ends
1611
01:39:19,421 --> 01:39:22,024
* Another begins
1612
01:39:22,024 --> 01:39:26,794
* Always something more
we have to do *
1613
01:39:26,794 --> 01:39:32,200
* So go out,
have some fun *
1614
01:39:32,200 --> 01:39:37,305
* You're gonna ride your bike
around the sun *
1615
01:39:37,305 --> 01:39:42,577
* And when the leaves
are turned to stone *
1616
01:39:42,577 --> 01:39:47,982
* You can just
roll and roll and roll *
1617
01:39:47,982 --> 01:39:53,255
* 'Cause when the day comes
to an end *
1618
01:39:53,255 --> 01:39:58,626
* Another one begins again
1619
01:39:58,626 --> 01:40:03,931
* So if you're thinking
you've had enough *
1620
01:40:03,931 --> 01:40:09,571
* There's always more
and more to come *
1621
01:40:09,571 --> 01:40:12,006
* Well that's that
1622
01:40:12,006 --> 01:40:17,845
* That's life,
that's life *
1623
01:40:17,845 --> 01:40:20,282
* That's life
1624
01:40:20,282 --> 01:40:24,719
* Well that's life
1625
01:40:24,719 --> 01:40:28,323
* That's life
1626
01:40:33,628 --> 01:40:38,200
* So it's coming again
1627
01:40:38,200 --> 01:40:44,038
* An opportunity
has shown its head *
1628
01:40:44,038 --> 01:40:49,444
* And I'm looking pretty good
1629
01:40:49,444 --> 01:40:54,216
* Because I think
I've understood *
1630
01:40:54,216 --> 01:40:57,852
* That when I sing out
1631
01:40:57,852 --> 01:41:00,155
* Whenever I'm alone
1632
01:41:00,155 --> 01:41:05,827
* I realize it's only one
1633
01:41:05,827 --> 01:41:07,995
* When the day ends
1634
01:41:07,995 --> 01:41:10,898
* Another begins
1635
01:41:10,898 --> 01:41:15,970
* Always something
more to come *
1636
01:41:15,970 --> 01:41:18,206
* So go out
1637
01:41:18,206 --> 01:41:20,675
* Have some fun
1638
01:41:20,675 --> 01:41:26,181
* You're gonna ride your bike
around the sun *
1639
01:41:26,181 --> 01:41:31,319
* And when the leaves
are turned to stone *
1640
01:41:31,319 --> 01:41:36,524
* You can just
roll and roll and roll *
1641
01:41:36,524 --> 01:41:41,729
* 'Cause when the day comes
to an end *
1642
01:41:41,729 --> 01:41:46,668
* Another one begins again
1643
01:41:46,668 --> 01:41:52,240
* So if you're thinking
it's not enough *
1644
01:41:52,240 --> 01:41:57,412
* There's always more
and more to come *
1645
01:41:57,412 --> 01:42:02,450
* So go out,
have some fun *
1646
01:42:02,450 --> 01:42:08,223
* And realize that
you're the one *
1647
01:42:08,223 --> 01:42:10,225
* Play the game
1648
01:42:10,225 --> 01:42:12,994
* As each one comes
1649
01:42:12,994 --> 01:42:16,631
* Until we ride into the sun
1650
01:42:20,368 --> 01:42:23,104
* Well that's life
1651
01:42:23,104 --> 01:42:26,107
* That's life,
that's life *
1652
01:42:26,107 --> 01:42:27,709
* That's life
1653
01:42:28,876 --> 01:42:31,145
* That's life
1654
01:42:31,145 --> 01:42:34,582
* Well that's life
1655
01:42:36,251 --> 01:42:41,389
* That's life *
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