All language subtitles for SeemLike

Yeah?\
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- Hi.\
- Hi.\
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Uh, me and my buddy we're having\
a little trouble with our car.\
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We were wondering\
if we could use your phone.\
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I'm sorry, I don't have a phone.\
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Oh, that's okay,\
we don't have a car.\
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I don't get it.\
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This clear it up for you?\
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No, I'm afraid not.\
You see, I'm blind.\
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It's, uh, not a permanent condition.\
It comes and goes.\
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DEX: We could've killed you,\
you know that.\
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It's a natural instinct for a man\
to defend his home and property.\
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Worth giving your life up for?\
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Well, not that particular\
property, it's rented.\
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Well, what the hell you doing\
up there all alone, asshole?\
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That's okay,\
you can call me Nick.\
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I'm a writer,\
I'm working on a book.\
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What line of work you fellas in?\
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Stop at the next station,\
asshole.\
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We need some gas.\
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- Carmel.\
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Oh, yeah? Nice town.\
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Got a nice bank too.\
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You ever knock off a bank?\
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Me?\
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Not that I can recall.\
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Well, this will be\
your first time.\
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We're gonna rob a bank?\
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You, me and Bee Gee.\
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What do we want to do that for?\
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Because that's our line of work.\
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- I see.\
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Pull in there, writer.\
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Now you remember\
where this gun is.\
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Right side, middle of the ribs.\
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- Fill it up.\
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Fill it up.\
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Premium?\
- Regular.\
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- Premium.\
- Premium will be fine.\
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Want me to check the hood?\
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- Yeah.\
- No.\
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No. It's already\
been checked, thanks.\
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Any chance of my\
going to the john?\
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- None.\
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- Just relax.\
- I'm relaxed.\
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Nice day for a drive.\
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Tell me, where you boys heading?\
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- Carmel.\
- Oregon.\
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Oregon.\
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Then right up to Oregon,\
that's our home up there.\
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Nice country.\
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Eighteen even.\
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Eighteen even.\
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Pay the man.\
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You have my wallet.\
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- Business.\
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- Vacation.\
- Vacation. On a fishing trip.\
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Eighteen out of $20.\
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Here you are.\
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Yeah, keep the change.\
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- We know the way.\
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- Thank you.\
- Move it.\
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I don't know.\
We may have to call it off.\
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I don't think we're gonna find\
a parking space.\
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Just keep circling\
'til somebody pulls out.\
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Can I ask a dumb question?\
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What do you need me for?\
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Because you got\
a nice honest face.\
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You're gonna walk up to the teller,\
smile, and hand her this note.\
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BOTH: "This is a stick-up.\
Put all your money in a bag.\
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"Make one sound\
and you're dead."\
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It's good. Good writing.\
Take it from a pro.\
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Thanks.\
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You see?\
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There's a spot, across the\
street from the bank.\
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What am I supposed to do\
with this?\
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Just open your jacket\
and let the lady sees it.\
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Then she'll know\
you mean business.\
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Let's go.\
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Supposing, once we get inside I\
decide to blow your heads off?\
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How? We don't have no bullets.\
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- Just kidding.\
- Let's go.\
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TELLER: There you go.\
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Thank you. Bye-bye.\
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Next?\
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Next?\
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- Yes, you can.\
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What is this?\
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Read it.\
It's self-explanatory.\
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- Oh, my God!\
- I know. I know.\
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- Oh, my God!\
- I feel the same way.\
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What do I do?\
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I don't know.\
Let's take a look.\
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"Stick-up,\
put all your money in a bag.\
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"One more sound\
and you're dead."\
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- Bless you.\
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Oh, uh\'e2\'80\'a6\
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- Please pick it up.\
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- No, leave it. Leave it there.\
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Or you can pick it up.\
Whatever you\'e2\'80\'a6\
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- I don't know. I don't know.\
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I don't know either.\
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You want change too?\
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- Yes, please.\
- Okay.\
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- No change. Keep the change.\
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Listen, I have nothing\
to do with this.\
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It's those two guys\
over there by the desk.\
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Look at them.\
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This isn't even loaded.\
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Oh, God, please, don't hurt me.\
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I'm not gonna hurt you.\
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- Hi, Helen.\
- Hello, Mrs. Herman.\
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Mrs. Herman, would you mind\
going to the next window?\
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I'm getting a payroll.\
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- Okay.\
- Thanks.\
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Listen, do me a favor.\
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Tell the police I had nothing\
to do with this, okay?\
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Thank you. Nice job.\
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MAN: Is he all right?\
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Oh, shit!\
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Jesus!\
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Well, I'm thrilled, too,\
Stanley.\
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Well, you know\
how I've wanted it.\
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I think I can do\
a hell of a job for you.\
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Well, thank you,\
that means a lot to me.\
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I've got some ideas\
for the campaign\
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I'd like to sit down\
and discuss with you.\
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Why don't we have dinner\
next week?\
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Tuesday night at our house?\
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Aurora's chicken pepperoni.\
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I know how you love it.\
Thank you very much.\
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It's set. Attorney general,\
state of California.\
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The Governor's backing me.\
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- Congratulations, Ira.\
- Thanks, Fred.\
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I always knew you'd make it.\
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I've been saving these\
for four years.\
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Starting to grow ferns.\
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Let's not smoke them\
until you see this.\
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In a second.\
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Jackie, would you get me\
my wife, please.\
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: Yes, sir.\
- Call her later, please.\
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Well, hold that a second,\
Jackie. What's wrong?\
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- No.\
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He looks a little\
like my wife's first husband.\
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- Your wife's first husband.\
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Gardenia\
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Knocked off the Bank\
of the Pacific in Carmel.\
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Got $7,000 plus.\
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Walked in,\
handed the girl a note,\
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flashed a gun and walked out.\
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If they still want you for Attorney\
General, this could be your first case.\
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Is this a gag?\
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This is a government agency.\
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You know we don't have\
a sense of humor.\
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He was seen driving away\
with two unidentified men.\
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There were smart enough not\
to get their picture taken.\
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Putz. Putz.\
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Doesn't even know\
how to rob a bank,\
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looks right into the camera.\
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Couldn't ask\
for a better picture.\
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What is he wearing, makeup?\
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This, plus the fact that he spent\
two years in a Mexican jail\
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is gonna make terrific copy\
for the opposition.\
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They never proved that he was\
personally smuggling in the drugs.\
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They found him in the car with\
five kilos and four Mexicans.\
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A three and a half minute trial,\
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you don't call that justice.\
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Ira, you've got my vote.\
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But we're living in\
a very conservative state.\
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You're gonna have image trouble.\
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The sooner he's caught,\
the better off we are.\
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What are the police doing?\
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The usual. Roadblocks, a couple\
of helicopters, dogs, big dogs.\
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Anything else?\
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Can we call the Air Force and\
ask for saturation bombing?\
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Thanks a lot, Glenda.\
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JUDGE: Mrs. Parks,\
is there any legal reason\
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why the sentence should not now\
be imposed on your clients?\
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No, Your Honor.\
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All right.\
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In view of the extenuating\
circumstances in this case,\
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I'm willing\
to release your clients,\
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Robert Broken Feather\
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and Thomas Jefferson Wolf Call,\
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on probation.\
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Thank you, Your Honor.\
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I wish to make it clear, however,\
that I do not condone their behavior.\
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And that is a condition\
for probation.\
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They're gonna have to make restitution\
to the Welfare Department\
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for some $326.41 in damages.\
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What would you do, Your Honor,\
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if the government withheld your\
welfare checks for six months\
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because of a clerical error?\
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I would try to get along\
on my pension.\
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I want to see these two young\
men in my court in three weeks,\
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gainfully employed or showing\
just cause why they're not.\
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Otherwise, I shall reconsider\
my reconsiderations.\
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I will personally see to it\
they have jobs.\
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We don't know\
how to thank you, Mrs. Parks.\
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We're really grateful.\
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It's okay.\
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Can we buy you a beer?\
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No, you can't buy me a beer,\
you're on probation.\
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Try Dr Pepper.\
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I want to see you both in my\
office at 9:00 in the morning.\
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There's ranch in Topanga Canyon that\
needs some help with their horses.\
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Are you interested?\
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Uh, we can't ride.\
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Can't ride? Terrific.\
What can you do?\
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I was in the Navy\
for three years.\
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Served on the bridge.\
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Well, maybe the stable needs\
some help with their boats.\
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See you tomorrow.\
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Bye. Let's get out of here.\
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- We won an overtime.\
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And don't call me boss.\
Didn't you see Roots?\
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Chester, where'd\
you get that hat?\
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From a chauffeur.\
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- No, I found it.\
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- On a chauffeur.\
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Chester, the only reason I made you a\
chauffeur is to keep you from stealing.\
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Why are you doing this to me?\
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Because I wanna be as good a\
chauffeur as I am a stealer.\
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Well, there's a certain sincere\
logic in that, I suppose.\
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I hope you boys\
won't be offended by this,\
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but, I gotta get back to work.\
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And I was wondering\
if I could quit the gang.\
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Be willing to give up\
my share of the money.\
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Obviously,\
I'd be sworn to secrecy.\
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You know, I think we've all grown\
really close to each other\
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since this morning.\
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What do you say, Bee Gee?\
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If the man wants out,\
let him out.\
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Really appreciate that, Bee Gee.\
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Forget I mentioned the name.\
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Is this a good spot here?\
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Maybe near a bus depot.\
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Or here. Here's good.\
I like here a lot.\
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Okay.\
Step out any place you want.\
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Any chance of, uh,\
stopping the car first?\
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How about slowing down to 55?\
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Not here!\
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You realize you went through a\
stop sign back there, don't you?\
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Can't help it. I don't like\
to read while I drive.\
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When are we gonna\
discuss my raise?\
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Raise? I can't afford you now.\
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This is my 12th case\
in the same suit.\
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- 8:15 tomorrow morning.\
- Mmm-hmm.\
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Hi. Hi, fellas. Hi.\
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Ooh!\
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You're smothering me!\
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A simple hello will do.\
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Hey, all right, who peed?\
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And don't blame it on the\
cats, they're in the kitchen.\
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- Hi, honey.\
- IRA: Hi, Glen.\
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Come on.\
Come on, you bad dogs.\
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Stan, I want you to know, if it\
embarrasses you in any way whatsoever,\
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I'll bow out now.\
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I know as much about it\
as you do.\
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Glenda just got in now.\
I don't think she knows.\
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What's the matter, Aurora,\
you sound grouchy.\
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What's the matter?\
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I got six dogs, two cats, five goldfish,\
a chauffeur, a man and woman to feed,\
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and none of you eats the\
same time or the same food.\
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Five dogs, not six.\
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Well, one of them\
has a guest for dinner.\
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Oh, my God!\
Where did he come from?\
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If I was a stray dog, this is\
the first place I'd come to.\
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Oh, he must've been the one\
who peed on the floor.\
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That's nothing compared to\
what he's done on the stairs.\
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Oh, I'll clean it up.\
Don't tell Mr. Parks.\
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He's so busy\
he won't notice it for weeks.\
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He will if he doesn't wear\
slippers around the house.\
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I'm sorry, Stanley,\
I missed that.\
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Glenda, Glenda.\
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No, we're still on\
for dinner Tuesday.\
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Yeah. Oh, well,\
I appreciate that.\
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Okay, I'll see you then.\
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I'll sign over everything\
I have in the world to you\
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if you give those dogs\
their freedom.\
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They miss me,\
they haven't seen me all day.\
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Neither have I,\
and I'm not barking.\
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Yes, you are.\
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I have to talk to you, I can't hear\
myself think. Let's go upstairs.\
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No, not the stairs,\
in the garden.\
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- Yes, it's much quieter there.\
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I've got some news, Glen,\
some wonderful news.\
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- Oh, God, no!\
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- They ate my corn.\
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No, the rabbits,\
they ate my beautiful corn.\
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Glen, I've got\
some exciting news.\
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- Oh, Ira, I could cry.\
- Glen, to hell with the corn.\
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We could've gone to Europe for it cost\
us for growing six lousy ears of corn.\
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- Please, I just want to talk.\
- I'm sorry.\
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- Sit down, please.\
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They offered me the\
attorney general spot.\
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Stan called\
and asked me himself.\
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Oh, Ira, I'm so happy for you.\
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You deserve it, sweetheart.\
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You're gonna make the most decent and\
honorable attorney general they ever had.\
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I'm going to try, Glen.\
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Oh, what a wonderful surprise!\
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- Mmm-hmm.\
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Your ex-husband robbed a bank\
in Carmel.\
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Nick\
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I don't believe it.\
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You can believe it.\
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Our wedding pictures\
didn't turn out that good.\
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GLENDA: It's not like him.\
Nick would never rob a bank.\
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Huh?\
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I said Nick would never\
rob a bank.\
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He needed money, I guess.\
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You don't get rich spending\
two years in a Mexican jail.\
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That's what I mean.\
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The man goes to Mexico to write\
a piece on illegal aliens\
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and winds up in to jail\
for smuggling drugs.\
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That's not like him.\
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When was the last time you thought\
anybody was guilty of anything?\
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All right, Glen,\
Wild Kingdom or me?\
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They're getting off.\
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Come on, get down.\
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Get down, Hamlet.\
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Why am I always the last one from the\
neighborhood to get into bed with you?\
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You're not gonna sleep with that\
picture under your pillow, are you?\
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He looks so gaunt.\
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So thin.\
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Don't worry, they'll feed him\
great at San Quentin.\
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- Ira.\
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If they catch Nick, how will\
you feel if I defended him?\
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Like the mess you cleaned up\
on the stairs tonight.\
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There's another one\
under the blanket.\
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There's another goddamn dog\
under the covers.\
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I'll get it.\
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There's hair all over the place.\
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The place is just covered\
with hair.\
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I can feel it on my legs.\
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ATTENDANT: Thanks a lot.\
Come back again.\
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- I didn't get my candy.\
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Don't shoot. Don't shoot.\
I'm a family man!\
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I want my Milk Duds.\
I didn't get my Milk Duds.\
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I don't have any cash. We don't keep\
cash at night, only credit cards.\
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I don't want your credit cards.\
I want my Milk Duds.\
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I haven't eaten in two days,\
I'm desperate.\
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Now, move!\
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Okay, pick them up.\
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And nothing with peanut butter.\
I don't like peanut butter.\
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You like Nestle's Crunch?\
Nestle's Crunch are good.\
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I'm not a crook,\
I just want what I paid for.\
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We don't have Milk Duds, uh\'e2\'80\'a6\
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You like a Clark bar?\
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How about a Crispy\
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Zagnut's good. Zagnut.\
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All right, okay, turn around\
and count from 5 to 600.\
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No funny business.\
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You try anything and\
I'll be back tomorrow night.\
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One, two, three, four, five\'e2\'80\'a6\
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Stale! You guys\
ever change your candy?\
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Ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen\'e2\'80\'a6\
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So, anyway, this son of a gun lifted every\
one of my lecture notes in law school\
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and he makes Attorney General.\
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You can't fight crime\
without first experiencing it.\
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- Mmm-hmm.\
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Can I talk to you for a minute?\
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- Oh, yeah.\
- I've been watching you.\
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Two hors d'oeuvres for you and one for\
the guests is not what I had in mind.\
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Who, me?\
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You have one in your mouth\
right now, haven't you?\
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- No, I don't.\
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Would you like me\
to ask you to whistle?\
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Look, if gotta work two jobs,\
I've gotta eat for two jobs.\
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Well, at least give the guests\
first choice,\
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and fill up the tray again.\
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Okay.\
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What's the matter?\
What happened?\
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She opened the bedroom door and\
a pack of wild dogs jumped her.\
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What happened?\
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She opened the bedroom door and\
a pack of wild dogs jumped her.\
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Oh, I'm sorry.\
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No, no, no, they're not wild,\
they're friendly.\
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They just get carried away.\
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All right. Shh. Quiet.\
All right.\
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Didn't I tell you\
to keep the door locked?\
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Did you see Polonius,\
the little brown one?\
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Yeah, he got out.\
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- My cousin's fighting.\
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He's getting the crap\
kicked out of him.\
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At least he's working.\
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Oh!\
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Now, keep the door\'e2\'80\'a6\
Get over here\'e2\'80\'a6 Locked.\
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Has anyone seen Polonius?\
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He came in this door\
and went out that one.\
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Where do you think he went?\
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I didn't ask and he didn't say.\
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Glenda, can we please get\
some clean glasses?\
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They're starting to drink\
out of their hands.\
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I understood that.\
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I'm gonna look for the dog.\
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Polonius!\
Here, boy! Come on.\
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Good evening, Mrs. Parks.\
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Are we making too much noise?\
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No, Mr. Parks just wanted us\
to keep an eye on things.\
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Oh! Did you happen to see\
a little brown dog?\
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I thought I heard something in the garage.\
We can take a look.\
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Oh, it's okay,\
it's probably him.\
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That's where I keep\
the dog biscuits.\
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I'll send you out\
a couple of sandwiches.\
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Oh, thank you, ma'am.\
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Polonius.\
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Come on, baby.\
\
410\

Where are you?\
\
411\

Are you in here? Come on\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
412\

- Shh.\
\
413\

Don't move, don't say a word,\
don't scream,\
\
414\

don't breathe, don't bite.\
\
415\

You're biting,\
I told you not to bite.\
\
416\

- It's me, Nick.\
\
417\

- Yes.\
\
418\

Glenda, I'm in big trouble.\
I need your help.\
\
419\

If you promise to help me,\
just nod your head twice.\
\
420\

If it's a no, shake your head\
from side to side.\
\
421\

I'll understand\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
422\

I guess it's no.\
\
423\

Are you crazy?\
I couldn't breathe.\
\
424\

Do you know what it's like to get\
punched on an empty stomach?\
\
425\

You could've gone\
right for my back.\
\
426\

Why'd you come here,\
of all places?\
\
427\

Because I knew you were the one person\
in the world who could help me.\
\
428\

I can't help you.\
\
429\

Maybe it was somebody else\
I was thinking of.\
\
430\

What's wrong with your leg?\
\
431\

Was pushed out of a car\
doing 65,\
\
432\

rolled down a hill doing 85.\
\
433\

If I can just\
stay in here tonight\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
434\

No, you can't stay\
in here tonight.\
\
435\

Well, you've done\
everything humanly possible.\
\
436\

I've got 60 guests in the house.\
\
437\

Most of them looking for you.\
\
438\

Can I at least have\
some food, Glenda?\
\
439\

I've had nothing to eat but old candy bars.\
I'm beginning to break out.\
\
440\

- Look.\
- All right, hide in the car.\
\
441\

I'll try and bring some food\
out to you.\
\
442\

Nothing sweet.\
I've had enough sweets.\
\
443\

You sure have\
lousy timing, Nick.\
\
444\

And you sure have\
a hell of a face, Glen.\
\
445\

It's nice to see you again.\
\
446\

You're in terrible trouble,\
Nick, try and behave like it.\
\
447\

You know, your eyes lit up the minute\
you saw me again. I like that.\
\
448\

That battery's been dead\
for a long time.\
\
449\

It's okay.\
\
450\

It's okay.\
\
451\

It's okay.\
\
452\

Do you speak Spanish?\
\
453\

No, but it's okay.\
\
454\

- Excuse me. Chester.\
- Mmm.\
\
455\

- Mmm-mmm.\
\
456\

- Mmm-mmm.\
\
457\

- Mmm-hmm.\
\
458\

You're not gonna serve that?\
That's two\
\
459\

It's for me. I'm starved.\
\
460\

I was gonna take\
that home tonight.\
\
461\

I'm gonna eat it outside.\
\
462\

There goes my beer, too.\
\
463\

I need to be alone\
for five minutes.\
\
464\

Don't tell anybody where I am.\
\
465\

Okay.\
\
466\

Have you seen Mrs. Parks?\
\
467\

She's not outside eating\
chicken, that's for sure.\
\
468\

Hey! Conchita! Come on,\
you shouldn't be out here.\
\
469\

Si, senora.\
\
470\

Shouldn't even be\
in the country.\
\
471\

Oh, Mrs. Parks, thank you.\
\
472\

- We appreciate it, ma'am.\
\
473\

We can't drink\
for another hour yet,\
\
474\

but we'll just hold on to these.\
\
475\

- Okay. Enjoy yourselves.\
- Thanks again.\
\
476\

Bye, boys.\
\
477\

Nick.\
\
478\

Nick.\
\
479\

Oh, my God!\
What are you doing back there?\
\
480\

Nothing yet.\
\
481\

This is not gonna look good\
on your record.\
\
482\

Come on, let's go.\
\
483\

Hurry up.\
\
484\

Get back to work. I'm not\
paying you for kissing.\
\
485\

Nick?\
\
486\

What kind of parties\
do you throw around here?\
\
487\

Easy, watch the license plate.\
\
488\

Do you know what your\
guests were doing in there?\
\
489\

They're not guests,\
they're my help.\
\
490\

Ah, they're having a better\
time than your guests.\
\
491\

If you're low on oil,\
that's because I drank it.\
\
492\

Okay, where's the food,\
what you got?\
\
493\

I had chicken.\
\
494\

You had chicken?\
You ate my chicken?\
\
495\

No, the police took it\
away from me.\
\
496\

They took away your chicken?\
\
497\

You mean,\
it was illegal chicken?\
\
498\

They're guarding the house.\
\
499\

Nick, there are a lot of\
important people in there.\
\
500\

You can't stay here.\
\
501\

They're gonna find you\
for sure. You gotta go.\
\
502\

How far do you think I'm gonna get\
on Zagnuts and a quart of oil?\
\
503\

Boy! The one person in the world\
I thought I could count on\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
504\

Oh, don't say that.\
\
505\

You know how I pride myself\
on being dependable.\
\
506\

I'm sorry.\
\
507\

All right, I'll be back later.\
\
508\

When?\
\
509\

I can't keep hopping out of the house\
with fried chicken every three minutes,\
\
510\

they'll think it's\
a takeout store.\
\
511\

When they're gone,\
a couple of hours.\
\
512\

Glen, you know the last thing in the\
world I want to do is hurt you.\
\
513\

If I'm putting you in any\
jeopardy, I'll leave right now.\
\
514\

I'm okay. Fine.\
\
515\

The poor, soulful look on your\
face doesn't work anymore, Nick.\
\
516\

Really?\
\
517\

I thought I did it right.\
\
518\

If you're really, really hungry,\
\
519\

there's a box of biscuits\
in the corner.\
\
520\

What a lovely dress, Roberta.\
\
521\

Thank you, Glenda.\
\
522\

- Oh, terrific.\
\
523\

I've been looking for\'e2\'80\'a6\
What's that on your face?\
\
524\

What's what on my face?\
\
525\

You have a smudge.\
\
526\

Oh, that?\
That's barbeque sauce.\
\
527\

Black barbeque sauce?\
\
528\

Yes, it's Mexican.\
\
529\

- Very hot. Don't eat it.\
- I wasn't going to.\
\
530\

- Good night.\
- Good night.\
\
531\

Good night. Good night.\
\
532\

Don't get a ticket, Judge.\
\
533\

Not your district now.\
\
534\

I'm exhausted.\
\
535\

I'm just gonna lie right down\
here on the lawn and go to sleep.\
\
536\

Why don't you go to bed.\
I'll clean up.\
\
537\

You'll clean up?\
\
538\

What have you got\
all those criminals for?\
\
539\

I sent them home.\
They really worked hard.\
\
540\

I saw Chester dancing. I did.\
\
541\

I swear to God\
I saw him dancing.\
\
542\

I'm so tired.\
Let's just get in to bed.\
\
543\

Tell me in the morning\
if we made love.\
\
544\

I think we had a nice party.\
\
545\

Oh, yeah.\
\
546\

- I'll lock the back door.\
- I locked it.\
\
547\

Where are you going?\
\
548\

Where am I going?\
\
549\

Um\'e2\'80\'a6 I can't sleep.\
\
550\

I'm just a bundle of nerves.\
I've got to do something.\
\
551\

I think I'm gonna go\
work in the garden.\
\
552\

At 2:00 in the morning?\
\
553\

That's when rabbits\
eat the corn.\
\
554\

This is the best time\
to catch them.\
\
555\

- Oh!\
\
556\

My God! Are you crazy,\
coming in the house?\
\
557\

Those were dog biscuits in the\
garage, I started drooling.\
\
558\

I thought you couldn't walk.\
\
559\

An army of ants carried me in.\
\
560\

If I hadn't found this, I was\
gonna eat one of the dogs.\
\
561\

- Look, Hamlet remembers you.\
- Yeah, sure.\
\
562\

Asked him to drop me\
a postcard but he's too busy.\
\
563\

Out of the way, boy, coming\
through, I've got to sit.\
\
564\

We've got to get you\
to a doctor.\
\
565\

Let me get Ira.\
\
566\

We'll talk it over, and we'll\
figure out what to do together.\
\
567\

That's a great idea.\
\
568\

DA can be a big help\
going through a roadblock.\
\
569\

This turns you off, don't watch.\
\
570\

I've got to tell Ira, Nick.\
\
571\

I haven't lied to him\
since we've been married,\
\
572\

I'm not gonna start now.\
\
573\

Stop me if I start\
eating my fingers.\
\
574\

- Sort of.\
\
575\

What do you mean, sort of?\
\
576\

I did, but I didn't enjoy it.\
\
577\

Look, I haven't got time\
for explanations.\
\
578\

I need your help.\
\
579\

I need a place to stay.\
\
580\

I need some money,\
need a new suit of clothes.\
\
581\

Something in a beige\
would be very nice.\
\
582\

Listen to me.\
\
583\

You're going to call the\
police and give yourself up.\
\
584\

I promise that Ira and I will do\
everything we can to help you.\
\
585\

- Mmm-hmm.\
- I'm gonna get him down here.\
\
586\

Glen! You try it, and I'll\
use this on both of you.\
\
587\

Are you that desperate, Nick,\
you'd kill me?\
\
588\

Well, I'd have to get\
some bullets first,\
\
589\

but then\
I can't promise anything.\
\
590\

- I'm getting Ira.\
- Glenda, I'm innocent.\
\
591\

- Yes, exactly.\
\
592\

I know it's coincidental,\
\
593\

but I never smuggled drugs in\
from Mexico.\
\
594\

I was down there doing a\
story on illegal aliens.\
\
595\

Met a couple of guys in a bar,\
slipped them $100\
\
596\

and they told me that they would\
show me how the network was run.\
\
597\

How was I supposed to know I was sitting\
on a bump that was five pounds of heroin.\
\
598\

You could've looked.\
\
599\

I'm not going back\
to prison, Glen.\
\
600\

I spent two years in a cell with two\
cockroaches who committed suicide.\
\
601\

Will you please help me?\
\
602\

Not by breaking the law.\
\
603\

You never should have\
married a DA, Glen,\
\
604\

took a lot of pizzazz\
out of you.\
\
605\

Now if you just make me a money\
doggy bag, I'll be crawling along.\
\
606\

I'm sorry, Nick,\
I'm not gonna help you.\
\
607\

I see.\
\
608\

Well, don't count on my\
support for Ira's campaign.\
\
609\

Look how upset the dogs are.\
\
610\

What am I gonna do?\
\
611\

Oh, come on, don't cry.\
\
612\

Don't cry.\
Don't do this to me.\
\
613\

All right, I'll get him.\
\
614\

Oh, God! How'd you\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
615\

I didn't quite make it\
to the driveway, did I?\
\
616\

What are you doing?\
\
617\

Well, most people\
put their hoses in the garage.\
\
618\

Shh. You'll wake up Ira.\
\
619\

Shh. you'll wake up Ira.\
Get the food. Ow!\
\
620\

There's an empty room\
over the garage.\
\
621\

You can stay there tonight, but\
you've gotta leave in the morning.\
\
622\

Something I said?\
\
623\

Because of you Ira's gonna lose the\
election and I'm gonna get divorced.\
\
624\

Well, what are friends for?\
\
625\

You obviously don't have any.\
\
626\

Isn't there some other girl\
that you could have gone to?\
\
627\

Nah, they're not dependable,\
all they want is sex.\
\
628\

Oh, God, I hate to complain,\
\
629\

but you are choking me to death.\
\
630\

You put on weight,\
or my fingers got skinny?\
\
631\

Listen, you can touch me\
for help, not enjoyment.\
\
632\

It's times like this, I wonder\
why we ever got divorced.\
\
633\

Because\'e2\'80\'a6\
Because of times like this.\
\
634\

- Ow!\
- Can you make it up these steps?\
\
635\

Any chance of sending them down?\
\
636\

Oh, come on.\
\
637\

Oh, shit.\
\
638\

What happened?\
I was getting worried.\
\
639\

It was the rabbits all right,\
\
640\

I chased them for three blocks.\
\
641\

You must be exhausted.\
\
642\

I am.\
\
643\

Mmm. I just want to sleep.\
\
644\

Think you'd be too tired\
to help me in the morning?\
\
645\

To do what?\
\
646\

I wanna set up\
a campaign office,\
\
647\

clean out the room\
over the garage.\
\
648\

I'll get it. I'll do it.\
\
649\

I'll do it, honey.\
\
650\

Uh, you have enough\
to worry about. I'll do it.\
\
651\

Count on me, Ira. I'll do it.\
\
652\

Oh, who's that?\
\
653\

Have them shot, Ira, please?\
\
654\

Oh, my God!\
\
655\

What time is it?\
\
656\

Ira?\
\
657\

Oh, God!\
\
658\

Ira!\
\
659\

- He took my broom,\
and went out the back door.\
\
660\

He didn't say what\
he was gonna clean up.\
\
661\

- Oh, shit!\
- Well, maybe it was.\
\
662\

- Ira!\
\
663\

Uh, uh\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
664\

- Uh, telephone!\
\
665\

Take a message, I'm just\
gonna take a look in here.\
\
666\

- Let me explain.\
\
667\

How, um\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
668\

How we could make this\
a terrific office.\
\
669\

Who was it?\
\
670\

- On the telephone.\
\
671\

Oh, it was for me.\
\
672\

Then why did you yell "Ira"?\
\
673\

In case it was for you.\
\
674\

You haven't had\
your coffee yet. I can tell.\
\
675\

We have to get a few more\
phones in here.\
\
676\

What are you doing down there?\
\
677\

Looking for outlets for phones.\
\
678\

They're over here,\
where the phone is.\
\
679\

Well! Oh, well,\
that's the best place for it.\
\
680\

- Oh, God bless you.\
\
681\

- Nothing, I sneezed.\
\
682\

- Oh, gesundheit.\
- Thank you.\
\
683\

Ira\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
684\

- Could we go\
someplace and talk?\
\
685\

Well, I need to\
talk to you in private.\
\
686\

I mean, it's a private conversation\
that needs privacy of intimacy.\
\
687\

- No. It's a guest room.\
\
688\

Uh-huh, Glenda,\
come over here and sit down.\
\
689\

Glenda, what's wrong with you?\
\
690\

- It\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
691\

Is it Nick?\
I mean, it's Nick, isn't it?\
\
692\

- If it's Nick, I don't want to hear about it.\
- It's Nick.\
\
693\

- I knew it was Nick.\
\
694\

Look, you don't even have him in custody\
yet and he's as good as convicted.\
\
695\

Nobody's convicted him!\
He'll have plenty of time\
\
696\

to explain that eight by ten\
gloss that he took in Carmel.\
\
697\

I can explain\
what happened in Carmel.\
\
698\

Really? Where did you get\
your information from?\
\
699\

From Nick.\
I spoke to him last night.\
\
700\

He was the rabbit I was chasing.\
\
701\

He was the rabbit? How could you do this?\
What did he say?\
\
702\

That's confidential information\
between me and my client.\
\
703\

Your client\
Sit down. Are you crazy?\
\
704\

Are you crazy, withholding information\
from me, the District Attorney?\
\
705\

Not even to mention Ira,\
your husband.\
\
706\

I can't believe this.\
\
707\

I'll confide in you if you're Ira, but\
not if you're the District Attorney.\
\
708\

All right, I'm Ira! I'm not the\
District Attorney. What did he say?\
\
709\

No, you're\
the District Attorney.\
\
710\

I can tell by the way\
you're asking the questions.\
\
711\

Glenda, Glenda\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
712\

With a little bit of luck,\
I may still have a shot\
\
713\

at security guard at\
the county museum.\
\
714\

Where is he?\
\
715\

I'll tell you what happened in Carmel,\
if you agree to try to have Nick\
\
716\

put in our custody\
until the trial date is set?\
\
717\

In our custody?\
You want me to adopt him?\
\
718\

We'll make the cover of\
The National Enquirer.\
\
719\

Then we have\
nothing further to discuss.\
\
720\

All right, wait a minute.\
Wait a minute.\
\
721\

What happened in Carmel?\
\
722\

He was in a friend's cabin\
in Big Sur, working on a book.\
\
723\

He, uh\'e2\'80\'a6 Two men walked in,\
kidnapped him and stole his car.\
\
724\

They forced him at gunpoint,\
to drive to a bank in Carmel,\
\
725\

hand the teller a hold up note.\
\
726\

Uh, then they escaped\
up the mountain,\
\
727\

took the money, kicked him onto to\
a sand dune, leaving him for dead.\
\
728\

That's his whole story and\
I believe every word of it.\
\
729\

You believe that story?\
\
730\

Yes, I do.\
\
731\

Now, wait a minute. Let me\'e2\'80\'a6\
Let me get this straight.\
\
732\

What you're saying is that two\
men walked into his cabin\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
733\

GLENDA: Right, right.\
\
734\

IRA: They\'e2\'80\'a6 They kidnapped\
him, stole his car.\
\
735\

GLENDA: Right, that's it.\
That's it. That's good.\
\
736\

IRA: Forced him to give\
a bank teller a hold up note.\
\
737\

- Yeah. Mmm-hmm. Right.\
- Kicked him down a sand dune.\
\
738\

- Yeah, you got it, you got it.\
- IRA: They left him for\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
739\

That they left him for, uh\'e2\'80\'a6\
- You got it.\
\
740\

For dead.\
\
741\

GLENDA: That's it.\
I saw him limping.\
\
742\

- I saw him myself.\
- Oh, he was limping!\
\
743\

I didn't know that. Well,\
then of course he's innocent.\
\
744\

Limpers never lie.\
\
745\

Limpers are famous\
for telling the truth.\
\
746\

The man is a convicted\
drug smuggler!\
\
747\

How can you believe such crap?\
\
748\

All right, Glenda. Glenda, I'm\
gonna give you five seconds\
\
749\

to tell me where he is.\
\
750\

I'm counting now.\
\
751\

One, two\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
752\

No, you don't get\
five seconds. That's it!\
\
753\

Not only am I worried about the\
future of our relationship,\
\
754\

I also won't be home\
for dinner tonight.\
\
755\

You forgot to ask him\
for the beige suit.\
\
756\

- Oh, shut up!\
- Ow.\
\
757\

Easy, easy. The leg\'e2\'80\'a6\
Don't leave the leg behind.\
\
758\

Oh, thank you.\
\
759\

Hope you won't be sore with me, but I was\
listening. Thought your speech was aces.\
\
760\

I didn't quite buy that bank robbery\
story, but otherwise, it was first-rate.\
\
761\

I don't think I've ever\
heard him like that.\
\
762\

Did you see that awful look\
he had in his eyes?\
\
763\

No, but his shoes\
looked in pretty bad shape.\
\
764\

Oh, why am I doing all this?\
Why do I believe you?\
\
765\

You haven't taken any of this\
seriously for a second.\
\
766\

You've been having\
the best time, haven't you?\
\
767\

Look at you! With that\
silly smirk on your face.\
\
768\

I tried a serious smirk,\
but it didn't feel right.\
\
769\

It's all just a game\
to you, isn't it?\
\
770\

I bet you banged up your leg on purpose,\
just to make it more interesting.\
\
771\

You know, Glenda,\
there was a time,\
\
772\

when you had a pretty\
good sense of humor.\
\
773\

I remember.\
It's the day I married you.\
\
774\

Uh-oh.\
\
775\

You haven't changed\
in all these years, Nick.\
\
776\

Nothing ever fazes you. You're still a boy.\
When will you ever grow up?\
\
777\

I am trying, Glenda. I grew a\
mustache, but it fell off.\
\
778\

Ah. Why don't we\
just forget about it.\
\
779\

Just lend me a cup and some pencils\
and I'll make it on my own.\
\
780\

Watch out. They'll see you.\
\
781\

- Old instinct never dies.\
Does it?\
\
782\

- Protect your loved ones.\
- Right. Only Ira's the loved one.\
\
783\

And there must be a way to deal with this\
without hurting him anymore than I have?\
\
784\

Oh, he'll be all right.\
\
785\

Listen, we used to go at it\
pretty good ourselves.\
\
786\

Aside from a divorce,\
didn't harm us much.\
\
787\

AURORA: Mrs. Parks!\
\
788\

- Don't snap at me.\
\
789\

I'm sorry. I have a headache\
through my entire body.\
\
790\

What is it?\
\
791\

Okay. Your office called.\
\
792\

Conchita and Rosita have been pushed\
back in the court to 10:30 a.m.\
\
793\

because, at 9:30 you got to be with the\
boys, who took a swing at the policeman.\
\
794\

- The ones who busted up\
the welfare office.\
\
795\

Robert and Thomas? When did they\
take a swing at a policeman?\
\
796\

Last night, when they\
caught them in the stolen car.\
\
797\

What stolen car?\
\
798\

- Mr. Parks' stolen car.\
\
799\

Yeah. He's inside now,\
calling for the taxi.\
\
800\

I never heard language like\
that from a police officer.\
\
801\

Oh, why did I wake up today?\
\
802\

Oh, all right. Just tell them that\'e2\'80\'a6\
Tell them I'll be right there.\
\
803\

Did you want me\
to make you breakfast?\
\
804\

Who cares about breakfast\
at a time like this?\
\
805\

- Eggs.\
- Eggs.\
\
806\

- NICK: Bacon, waffles, toast.\
- Bacon, waffles, toast.\
\
807\

Coffee.\
\
808\

- Coffee. More eggs.\
- More eggs.\
\
809\

- Thank you.\
- Thank you.\
\
810\

Now, you see what you've done?\
\
811\

Who, me?\
\
812\

If I wasn't wasting my time\
on you last night,\
\
813\

I could have kept my eyes\
on those boys.\
\
814\

They're not criminals. They would\
have brought the car back.\
\
815\

I'm sure they just went to pick\
up their cousin at the hospital.\
\
816\

Well, I'm gonna be\
running along.\
\
817\

I can see you have your hands full\
with the rest of the underworld.\
\
818\

Nick\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
819\

Nick, please give yourself up.\
\
820\

For your sake, for Ira's sake\
and for mine, please.\
\
821\

You know, your picture's painted\
on the wall of a Mexican prison.\
\
822\

I described your face to\
an artist who was in my cell.\
\
823\

A lot of those guys wanted to rent it out\
for the weekend, but I wouldn't let them.\
\
824\

AURORA: Mrs. Parks!\
\
825\

This couldn't possibly\
be good. Stay there.\
\
826\

- The doggies ran away again.\
\
827\

Naturally.\
\
828\

- Nothing, I'll get\
six new ones, tonight.\
\
829\

Oh, no.\
\
830\

- I'm getting out.\
\
831\

Now\
\
832\

Ah. Who's gonna notice\
a limping bank robber\
\
833\

with his picture\
in the newspapers?\
\
834\

You can forget the breakfast.\
\
835\

Where are you gonna go?\
No, don't tell me.\
\
836\

My only chance is to find those two\
guys in Big Sur and bring them in.\
\
837\

I just want to say that\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
838\

Um, last night\
seemed like old times.\
\
839\

You know what I mean?\
\
840\

Bye.\
\
841\

Where's my horse? I'm\
supposed to jump on a horse.\
\
842\

All right. Wait here. I'll get\
you some money and the food.\
\
843\

And that's positively the last\
thing I'm gonna do for you.\
\
844\

You understand?\
\
845\

Do you ever call my name out\
when you're making love?\
\
846\

Bet Ira grinds his teeth\
when you do.\
\
847\

Aurora, I need the house money.\
\
848\

Uh, I used it\
to pay the foot doctor.\
\
849\

The house money?\
\
850\

I can't get to the house\
with bad feet.\
\
851\

The breakfast is ready.\
\
852\

Wrap it up.\
I'll take it with me.\
\
853\

Ira\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
854\

- Not with the meter ticking.\
\
855\

Look, I'm sorry about your car.\
Why don't you take mine.\
\
856\

Maybe we should get a third one.\
Yours, mine and theirs.\
\
857\

Get out of there!\
\
858\

Glenda! Will you get the dogs?\
\
859\

Dogs\'e2\'80\'a6 Come on, please,\
get out! Come on! Now!\
\
860\

Get out! Please! Get out of here!\
Get out now! Come on!\
\
861\

Please, please! Come on!\
Get out! That's it\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
862\

Okay.\
\
863\

Okay, let's go.\
\
864\

Just keep saying to yourself, Aurora,\
12 more years to retirement.\
\
865\

Oh, who's this? I don't\
like the looks of that man.\
\
866\

Hey, what are you\
doing there, man?\
\
867\

Ay, dios mio.\
\
868\

Mrs. Parks! Mrs. Parks!\
I got a burglar!\
\
869\

Mrs. Parks!\
\
870\

I got him, clean as a whistle.\
That man is dead for sure.\
\
871\

- The burglar over the garage.\
\
872\

- Oh, my God.\
- I gave one yell and he went down those stairs\
\
873\

like a sack of beans.\
\
874\

I knew I'd catch a crook one\
day, hanging around this family.\
\
875\

Where is he\
\
876\

He was laying right there,\
dead as yesterday\
\
877\

I'll take care of this.\
\
878\

Nick\
\
879\

"There are some things a man\
just has to do by himself.\
\
880\

"This is not one of them,\
so I'm going for help."\
\
881\

Oh, Nick. You crazy idiot.\
\
882\

Oh, God, I gotta rest.\
I can't keep this up.\
\
883\

Mrs. Parks!\
\
884\

- We gotta go, else we're\
gonna be late for court.\
\
885\

No, we won't.\
Did you get gas for the car?\
\
886\

You didn't say to\
get gas for the car.\
\
887\

Well, we're gonna\
have to stop for gas.\
\
888\

- Now we're gonna be late for court.\
- That's what I said.\
\
889\

Mrs. Parks,\
should I call the police?\
\
890\

I don't want no dead burglars\
hanging around my house.\
\
891\

No, it wasn't a burglar.\
It was the decorator\
\
892\

that I hired to redo\
the spare room. And\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
893\

Don't tell Mr. Parks.\
It's a surprise.\
\
894\

He didn't look like\
no decorator I ever seen.\
\
895\

GLENDA: My briefcase!\
Stop! Go back.\
\
896\

CHESTER: Yes, ma'am.\
\
897\

When my brain's unscrambled,\
I'm firing you.\
\
898\

Would you please go get my case?\
It's upstairs on my bed.\
\
899\

Flash Gordon will return.\
\
900\

Oh, God, what next?\
\
901\

NICK: Don't ask me.\
\
902\

I believe, this is your day\
for the carpool.\
\
903\

Don't do this to me, Nick. You\
promised me you were leaving.\
\
904\

That was before\
I dislocated my shoulder.\
\
905\

I had to open the car door\
with my teeth.\
\
906\

Well, I'm going to\
the courthouse.\
\
907\

I don't know where\
you're planning on going.\
\
908\

I told you, Big Sur.\
\
909\

And I just give you\
my car to escape with?\
\
910\

No, I steal it. Park it outside the\
courthouse and leave the keys.\
\
911\

We've already had a car stolen today.\
We're over our quota.\
\
912\

- Oh, what am I gonna tell Chester?\
- He'll never know I'm here.\
\
913\

- You forgot your breakfast but Chester's on the job.\
- I'm not hungry anymore.\
\
914\

Oh, thank you.\
\
915\

GLENDA: Watch the bumps. CHESTER: Oh.\
We not even gonna touch asphalt.\
\
916\

If I wanted an airplane,\
I'd buy one. Slow down.\
\
917\

Yes, ma'am. Are you gonna\
eat your breakfast?\
\
918\

- No.\
- Thank you, ma'am.\
\
919\

Oh! Keep your eyes\
on the road. I'll get it.\
\
920\

Here.\
\
921\

Oh, I guess Aurora\
forgot to put it in.\
\
922\

But I saw her put it in. Maybe,\
it dropped out on the floor.\
\
923\

Uh, keep your eyes on the road!\
\
924\

Chester, you just went\
through a stop sign.\
\
925\

That's what I get for\
keeping my eyes on the road.\
\
926\

Oh, God! The police!\
\
927\

- Uh-oh!\
- Oh\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
928\

Oh, God, I knew this was gonna happen.\
I knew it. Stay down.\
\
929\

- Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.\
- Not you.\
\
930\

Do you know you went through\
a stop sign back there?\
\
931\

Uh, no, Officer, I was just about\
to back up and stop at it.\
\
932\

Can I see your license?\
\
933\

Officer, uh,\
I'm afraid this is my fault.\
\
934\

We were rushing to get to court.\
\
935\

I'm Mrs. Ira Parks,\
the District Attorney's wife.\
\
936\

Oh, yes. Mrs. Parks.\
\
937\

- Nice to see you again.\
\
938\

You brought chicken and beer out\
to me and Charlie last night.\
\
939\

We're much obliged.\
\
940\

Oh, the chicken and the beer.\
I'm glad you enjoyed it.\
\
941\

Awfully nice of you. Okay, just\
watch that sign next time.\
\
942\

- You bet I will.\
- Just one other thing, ma'am.\
\
943\

- Why is that man\
lying on the floor?\
\
944\

That man.\
\
945\

- Oh, that man!\
- Yes, ma'am.\
\
946\

- Why is that man\
lying on the floor?\
\
947\

- Yes, he's fine.\
What happened?\
\
948\

- He was, um\'e2\'80\'a6\
- Hit.\
\
949\

- He was hit!\
- They ran.\
\
950\

- And then he ran.\
- They ran.\
\
951\

They ran.\
Uh, they hit him and ran.\
\
952\

Yeah, the car came and\
hit him and ran.\
\
953\

- No, I came late.\
\
954\

Uh, no, he went in\
to get my breakfast\
\
955\

and I pulled him in myself.\
\
956\

I, of course, will represent\
him as his attorney.\
\
957\

Can I have your name, please?\
\
958\

Friedlander.\
Harris J. Friedlander,\
\
959\

from Oxnard.\
\
960\

- Designer.\
\
961\

We carve the heads of\
presidents out of driftwood.\
\
962\

We employ mostly veterans\
and the handicapped.\
\
963\

OFFICER: Do you have\
any identification?\
\
964\

- No, they\'e2\'80\'a6 They mugged me.\
- They mugged you.\
\
965\

- After they hit me.\
- Did you get the make of the car or the license number?\
\
966\

I didn't have a chance. I\
was up and down so quickly.\
\
967\

I really think we should\
get him to the hospital.\
\
968\

Didn't you say you were\
rushing to get to court?\
\
969\

After. After the hospital.\
\
970\

You better follow us.\
We'll make better time.\
\
971\

- Stick to my tail.\
- Right. Over and out.\
\
972\

- Don't ask me any questions. You'll be better off.\
- Yes, ma'am.\
\
973\

(CAR STARTING\
AND SIREN WAILING)\
\
974\

Hot damn, I finally get\
a chance to chase the police!\
\
975\

That bacon was\
a little well done.\
\
976\

Is that all that's worrying you\
\
977\

I must be crazy.\
\
978\

Disbarment. Disbarment and\
disgrace are all that lies ahead.\
\
979\

That, and a big truck.\
\
980\

- I don't think we'll know\
for a few minutes yet.\
\
981\

- Chester!\
\
982\

Okay.\
You want to hear my plan?\
\
983\

No. I want you out of my life.\
\
984\

That's part of the plan. I kidnap you,\
we lose the cops at the next corner.\
\
985\

I dump the both of you off, I steal\
the car and you're in the clear.\
\
986\

How you gonna kidnap us, if\
I'm the one driving the car.\
\
987\

- 'Cause I'm holding the gun.\
- I buy that.\
\
988\

Turn left at\
the next corner, Chet.\
\
989\

Don't listen to him, Chester.\
\
990\

Nick, Nick,\
please give yourself up.\
\
991\

If you're innocent, they'll\
never send you to jail.\
\
992\

- Is that how it works, Chester.\
- Not in my neighborhood.\
\
993\

- Then turn here.\
- If you turn, Chester, you're fired.\
\
994\

If you don't turn, I fire.\
\
995\

There's no bullets in it,\
Chester. Trust me.\
\
996\

You're gonna trust a woman who\
just lied to the police, Chester?\
\
997\

I want a raise.\
I definitely want a raise.\
\
998\

Giving escort to a Mrs. Ira\
Parks, license number\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
999\

Where in the hell did they go?\
\
1000\

- NICK: Stop right here.\
\
1001\

I think I'm two inches shorter.\
\
1002\

Okay. Get out of the car.\
Come on, kids. Move.\
\
1003\

Planning on coming along?\
\
1004\

We never really did finish\
that honeymoon, you know.\
\
1005\

Nick, why are you doing this?\
Why do you behave this way?\
\
1006\

Oh, I don't know.\
Ever since I was a kid,\
\
1007\

I've had this wild and crazy\
desire never to go to jail.\
\
1008\

Bye, Glen.\
One more little one?\
\
1009\

Are you sure you'll be able\
to drive with that shoulder?\
\
1010\

Are you kidding? A vehicle wasn't\
built that I can't handle.\
\
1011\

Where were you? I've been trying to get\
you on your car radio for 20 minutes.\
\
1012\

You should've tried smoke signals.\
The Indians stole my car.\
\
1013\

Indians?\
- My wife's Indians.\
\
1014\

- Her car was just stolen, too.\
Who did it?\
\
1015\

- Her ex-husband.\
She reported it?\
\
1016\

- No, she was in it.\
With him?\
\
1017\

He was lying on the floor in the back.\
She was kidnapped at gunpoint\
\
1018\

and later let go.\
\
1019\

- The chauffeur verified it.\
\
1020\

A convicted felon who stole the\
hubcaps off six limousines\
\
1021\

during a funeral service.\
\
1022\

He verified it?\
\
1023\

You know what the Governor's doing\
right now, at this very moment?\
\
1024\

He's telling his secretary\
not to accept my calls.\
\
1025\

Wrong. He's been trying to get\
you on the phone for 20 minutes.\
\
1026\

Don't accept his calls.\
\
1027\

And you expect me to believe\
they just borrowed this car?\
\
1028\

Yes, your honor.\
I had no objection.\
\
1029\

And have these two young men\
found gainful employment?\
\
1030\

Yes, they're currently doing\
odd jobs for me at home.\
\
1031\

"Odd" seems to be\
the appropriate word.\
\
1032\

The next time they borrow your husband's\
car, please tell your husband about it.\
\
1033\

- I don't want to see these two young men in here again.\
- Yes, Your Honor.\
\
1034\

Case dismissed.\
\
1035\

- Thanks, Mrs. Parks.\
- Keep out of trouble.\
\
1036\

Next case.\
\
1037\

Rosita Sanchez and\
Conchita Velasquez.\
\
1038\

- I represent these women, your honor.\
- Naturally.\
\
1039\

- I'm also their employer.\
- Of course.\
\
1040\

Mrs. Parks, I have a son who's\
looking for a job this summer.\
\
1041\

Maybe you have\
something for him.\
\
1042\

Well, if he gets into trouble,\
have him call me.\
\
1043\

Want us to pick you up\
in the morning, Mr. Parks?\
\
1044\

No, I see my car\
is back in the garage.\
\
1045\

But I'll check with you\
just in case.\
\
1046\

- Good night.\
- All right, thank you.\
\
1047\

Stop it! Stop it!\
It's me, for Christ sake!\
\
1048\

Why didn't you bark\
when they took my car?\
\
1049\

Hi. Wanna talk about it?\
\
1050\

Why don't you have\
a glass of wine, relax,\
\
1051\

get into bed, and I'll\
tell you the whole story.\
\
1052\

He was here last night.\
Wasn't he, Glenda? Where\
\
1053\

- Over the garage. In the spare room.\
- The spare room. Of course.\
\
1054\

Why didn't you\
invite him up here?\
\
1055\

We only had six dogs on the bed.\
We could have squeezed him in.\
\
1056\

He was injured.\
He could hardly walk.\
\
1057\

He was cold, he was starved\
and he was innocent.\
\
1058\

And he needed some help and I was\
the only person he could turn to.\
\
1059\

You're the only person anyone\
can turn to. Except me.\
\
1060\

Ira\'e2\'80\'a6 Ira, that's not true.\
I'm always here for you.\
\
1061\

You come first with me, Ira.\
You know that.\
\
1062\

- I'm here for you now. Now,\
where is he, under the bed?\
\
1063\

- I don't know where he is.\
\
1064\

- I swear.\
\
1065\

- I'm telling you the truth.\
\
1066\

- Really.\
\
1067\

- Maybe sometimes I get a little crazy.\
- I know.\
\
1068\

- Overreact a little. You know, something like this\'e2\'80\'a6\
- I know.\
\
1069\

Where was he\'e2\'80\'a6 Where was he this morning\
when we were up in the spare room?\
\
1070\

He was under the bed.\
\
1071\

No wonder you want me\
to have a glass of wine.\
\
1072\

This might be a good time for\
me to get into heavy drugs.\
\
1073\

Where are you going?\
\
1074\

It's my turn to sleep\
in the spare room.\
\
1075\

- Let go of me, damn it!\
It's me!\
\
1076\

Get out of the way!\
\
1077\

- Hello.\
\
1078\

- Not a wink.\
- Why don't you bring the wine over?\
\
1079\

- We don't have time\
to go on vacation.\
\
1080\

Why don't we take one up here?\
\
1081\

Isn't the bed kind of small?\
\
1082\

Not for me.\
\
1083\

I'll be right over.\
\
1084\

Peace?\
\
1085\

I'm sorry if I hurt you.\
\
1086\

Don't be silly. I guess I just\
wanted a little attention.\
\
1087\

- Well, you got it.\
\
1088\

Glad I never faced you in court,\
especially in that black nightgown.\
\
1089\

It's nice and cold.\
- I'm just the opposite.\
\
1090\

Whoo! There's not much\
room here, sir.\
\
1091\

You can trust me.\
I grew up in a Volkswagen.\
\
1092\

Oh, shit!\
\
1093\

I'm sorry.\
- I'm fine. I'm fine.\
\
1094\

Come on. I'll move over.\
\
1095\

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.\
Let me think a minute.\
\
1096\

- About what to do.\
\
1097\

What to do? There's nothing to do.\
I'll do it all.\
\
1098\

- No, No! Ira, not here! No.\
What's wrong with here?\
\
1099\

- Let's go.\
\
1100\

Uh, I don't know. I can't\'e2\'80\'a6\
I can't relax.\
\
1101\

I can't catch my breath, Ira.\
We need to talk.\
\
1102\

If it's about Nick,\
I don't wanna discuss it.\
\
1103\

I don't want to hear his name.\
Not tonight, Glenda.\
\
1104\

I want one night alone.\
Just us.\
\
1105\

No dogs, no cats,\
no ex-husbands.\
\
1106\

Just us, the way we were.\
\
1107\

All right. Great. Great.\
- All right.\
\
1108\

Remember that night\
up in Lake George\
\
1109\

when you came into the cabin\
after that moonlight swim\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1110\

- I don't talk wanna about it.\
\
1111\

I don't know. I just don't\
want to talk about it.\
\
1112\

It was a wonderful night. You\
were standing there all naked.\
\
1113\

No, I don't wanna\
talk about it! I wasn't!\
\
1114\

All right, we don't have to talk about it.\
We don't have to say anything.\
\
1115\

Wha\'e2\'80\'a6 What is it\
Is it something I've done?\
\
1116\

Is it Nick? Is that all\
you're worried about?\
\
1117\

All right, all right!\
That's it!\
\
1118\

It's clear to me that you and I are\
never going to have a moment's peace\
\
1119\

until that man\
is out of our lives.\
\
1120\

If you can't learn to\
give up the past,\
\
1121\

then you're gonna have to\
learn to give up the present.\
\
1122\

You can't rehabilitate\
an entire world, Glenda.\
\
1123\

Why the hell did you\
ever say "I do" to me,\
\
1124\

when you're still saying\
"I did" to him.\
\
1125\

You know something?\
\
1126\

I'm better off sleeping\
with the goddamn dogs.\
\
1127\

I know when I'm not wanted.\
\
1128\

Do you see that telephone?\
\
1129\

You have exactly 10\
seconds of freedom left\
\
1130\

before the entire Los Angeles police\
department surrounds this area.\
\
1131\

Next time, I'm gonna hide in your bedroom.\
You two are never in there.\
\
1132\

I am crossing.\
\
1133\

Couldn't we work something out?\
\
1134\

I think, the three of us\
make a wonderful pair.\
\
1135\

I'm dialing.\
\
1136\

Every woman's fantasy.\
Alternating husbands.\
\
1137\

I'm talking. Hello?\
This is Mrs. Ira Parks.\
\
1138\

The fugitive you're looking\
for, Nicholas Gardenia,\
\
1139\

has just broken into our house.\
\
1140\

I'll miss my old room.\
\
1141\

I don't think I'll ever be able\
to sleep on top of a bed again.\
\
1142\

I'm\'e2\'80\'a6 I'm sorry, Aurora.\
I woke you up.\
\
1143\

I'll explain everything\
in the morning.\
\
1144\

Buenas noches.\
\
1145\

Captain Anderson, please.\
Ira Parks.\
\
1146\

Ira\'e2\'80\'a6 I've got to\
tell you something.\
\
1147\

No, don't tell me.\
I have a hunch. I know.\
\
1148\

Ira. My car was stolen again.\
- Oh, God.\
\
1149\

No, I can see it driving away.\
It's being stolen now.\
\
1150\

My bet is it's Nicholas Gardenia.\
I win my bet, Sam.\
\
1151\

No, you don't have\
to come out here.\
\
1152\

But if he scratches a fender, you have\
my permission to use police brutality.\
\
1153\

He was under the bed again.\
Wasn't he?\
\
1154\

I tried to tell you but you\
didn't wanna talk about him.\
\
1155\

Telling me a man is under the\
bed, while we're making love\
\
1156\

is not exactly\
talking about him.\
\
1157\

Instead of wasting\
all that time crying,\
\
1158\

why didn't you\
at least just point down?\
\
1159\

I would have been\
mildly curious.\
\
1160\

Well, I didn't let him in! He\
probably got there before you.\
\
1161\

He always gets there before me!\
\
1162\

Okay. You win.\
You're too smart for us, Ira.\
\
1163\

Nick and I purposely got a\
divorce, so I could marry you,\
\
1164\

knowing that you would buy a house\
with a room over the garage.\
\
1165\

So that, when he was kidnapped,\
\
1166\

after he spent two years in a Mexican\
jail, robbed a bank in Carmel,\
\
1167\

and the police were after him\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1168\

He could then hide out\
in our spare room\
\
1169\

so while you and I were\
throwing parties\
\
1170\

to celebrate your running\
for Attorney General,\
\
1171\

I would be able to\
run up there, sneak away,\
\
1172\

and be able to spend\
35 seconds alone with Nick!\
\
1173\

I've been found out.\
I confess. I confess!\
\
1174\

- You're having a breakdown. Aren't you?\
- A big one!\
\
1175\

It's been coming a long time,\
and this is it!\
\
1176\

What are you doing?\
What's wrong?\
\
1177\

I'm hyperventilating.\
I can't breathe.\
\
1178\

What do you mean\
you can't breathe?\
\
1179\

That's all you're doing\
is breathing.\
\
1180\

It's too much breathing. I'm\
losing all my carbon dioxide.\
\
1181\

All right\'e2\'80\'a6 Just calm down.\
You want a glass of water?\
\
1182\

How can I drink water when\
I'm breathing all the time?\
\
1183\

I breathe all the time.\
I drink plenty of water.\
\
1184\

That's because\
you're not hysterical.\
\
1185\

All right. Lie down.\
You wanna lie down?\
\
1186\

No, no. Just leave me alone.\
I wanna lie down.\
\
1187\

That's what\
I just said to lie down.\
\
1188\

Why is it when I bring something\
up, you don't want to do it?\
\
1189\

Because when you bring it up,\
I don't want to bring it up.\
\
1190\

- You just brought it up.\
- Ira, please\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1191\

- Just let me lie down.\
- You are lying down.\
\
1192\

- Ira!\
- Okay, I'll go to the window.\
\
1193\

No! Don't go to the window. He'll\
only come through it again.\
\
1194\

Oh, calm. Calm.\
I have to get calm.\
\
1195\

Mmm\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1196\

- Uh, don't excite me.\
- No.\
\
1197\

- Don't mention Nick. Nick excites me.\
- Oh.\
\
1198\

I don't mean the way you mean. He\
excites me the other way. The bad way.\
\
1199\

Oh. I know\
what you mean, honey.\
\
1200\

Don't worry about anything.\
Everything is all right.\
\
1201\

He'll never bother us again.\
\
1202\

We'll kill him. The man is dead.\
I promise you.\
\
1203\

- Don't go away!\
- No, I'm gonna stay here.\
\
1204\

- Lock the door.\
- Okay, I'll just\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1205\

- Don't leave me!\
- I'll stay right here\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1206\

- Look under the bed.\
- Look under\'e2\'80\'a6 But, he's not under the bed.\
\
1207\

- He's in my car. I saw him drive away in my car\'e2\'80\'a6\
- Look anyway, honey.\
\
1208\

He's like a termite. He gets into the\
cracks in the wood. Is he there?\
\
1209\

- No, he's not there.\
- Look again.\
\
1210\

- Would you\'e2\'80\'a6\
- I'll take another look.\
\
1211\

- He's not there. I swear.\
- Okay.\
\
1212\

We have the room\
all to ourselves. Okay.\
\
1213\

Ira, we've got to keep him out.\
It's our only chance.\
\
1214\

Okay, hmm\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1215\

Put some garlic\
around the window.\
\
1216\

Maybe a big cross over the bed.\
\
1217\

- We've got to protect ourselves.\
- Yeah.\
\
1218\

Morning, Mr. Parks. Did they\
catch the first Mr. Parks?\
\
1219\

I'm the first Mr. Parks.\
\
1220\

Oh, yeah.\
\
1221\

And don't blow the horn.\
Mrs. Parks isn't feeling well.\
\
1222\

Does that mean\
I get the day off?\
\
1223\

No, that means you get to\
wash the windows in the house.\
\
1224\

The Governor's coming\
for dinner tonight.\
\
1225\

He ain't gonna be looking out no\
windows if he's eating dinner.\
\
1226\

- Good morning.\
- Maybe for you. Not for me.\
\
1227\

- I'm putting it all here\
in the letter.\
\
1228\

Can't you just tell me\
instead of writing it down?\
\
1229\

I can't stop something\
once I've started.\
\
1230\

All right. There will be\
six for dinner tonight,\
\
1231\

including the Governor\
and his wife.\
\
1232\

We'd like you\
to serve at 8:00.\
\
1233\

Well, they're gonna be\
serving me dinner at 8.00.\
\
1234\

- I'm going to the hospital.\
\
1235\

That's why I put in the letter\
so I don't have to explain.\
\
1236\

- Please explain.\
\
1237\

The letter says, "The doctor says, I\
gotta have my feet scraped today.\
\
1238\

"The doctor says, 'Aurora, you gotta be\
off your feet for two days, because\'e2\'80\'a6'"\
\
1239\

Do you want me to read you the\
whole letter? I gotta go now.\
\
1240\

Now With the Governor coming?\
What about dinner?\
\
1241\

He can have mine.\
I hate that hospital food.\
\
1242\

Tell Mrs. Parks, I called my\
sisters, but they're all busy.\
\
1243\

I'm very sorry.\
\
1244\

Aurora, you can't just leave.\
What will I do?\
\
1245\

Well, if I were you, I'd put\
my chicken up pretty soon.\
\
1246\

- Don't step on my feet!\
\
1247\

Morning.\
\
1248\

Coffee.\
\
1249\

I've never felt this bad\
in my whole life.\
\
1250\

Wait. It's early yet.\
\
1251\

- It's a letter from Aurora.\
\
1252\

I can't get my eyes open.\
Can't you read it to me?\
\
1253\

Frankly,\
I haven't got the heart.\
\
1254\

- I can't make this out. Who's going to the hospital?\
- Aurora.\
\
1255\

- Then how's she gonna be able to make dinner?\
- She's not.\
\
1256\

- She's not gonna be able to make dinner?\
- Nope.\
\
1257\

- That's how it lays out.\
\
1258\

- I don't believe it.\
- It's true.\
\
1259\

- I swear.\
\
1260\

She's not gonna make\
chicken pepperoni?\
\
1261\

Nope. She's gonna\
have her feet scraped.\
\
1262\

How long does it take\
to scrape feet.\
\
1263\

Longer than it takes\
to make chicken pepperoni.\
\
1264\

- No.\
\
1265\

Then we're in very big trouble.\
\
1266\

- I can make something else.\
- He doesn't want something else.\
\
1267\

He wants chicken pepperoni.\
\
1268\

Then cancel the dinner.\
\
1269\

No, he's making a special trip\
from Sacramento.\
\
1270\

- No, to make me\
Attorney General.\
\
1271\

But he loves chicken pepperoni.\
\
1272\

You mean, you may not become Attorney\
General if I make veal parmesan?\
\
1273\

No, I didn't say that.\
\
1274\

But, with your ex-husband on the loose,\
we're a lot safer with chicken pepperoni.\
\
1275\

- Don't yell at me.\
- I'm not yelling at you. I'm screaming at you.\
\
1276\

We need chicken pepperoni\
and we need it fast!\
\
1277\

I'll make it! I'll make it!\
\
1278\

Only don't make me crazy.\
I can't cook when I'm crazy.\
\
1279\

- I'm not making you crazy.\
- Yes, you are!\
\
1280\

You're making me crazy.\
\
1281\

Anybody who forces me\
to make chicken pepperoni,\
\
1282\

is making me crazy.\
\
1283\

And you are making me crazy.\
\
1284\

I'm not making her crazy.\
\
1285\

Yeah.\
\
1286\

Yeah.\
\
1287\

Hold on a second, Joe. Let me\
get my secretary another phone.\
\
1288\

Jackie, take all this down.\
\
1289\

I think we got something, Ira.\
\
1290\

So have I.\
Hang, hang on a second.\
\
1291\

Go ahead, Joe.\
\
1292\

Got it.\
\
1293\

Got it.\
\
1294\

Two cans tomato paste.\
Sliced green peppers.\
\
1295\

Pimento. Sausage.\
\
1296\

What do you mean veal? There's\
no veal in chicken pepperoni.\
\
1297\

What do you mean,\
what's the difference?\
\
1298\

There's lots of difference\
between veal and chicken.\
\
1299\

Call somebody.\
\
1300\

Could you call somebody\
in Sicily?\
\
1301\

Try, Joe. Please try.\
\
1302\

Can you believe what I'm doing?\
\
1303\

A grown district attorney.\
What have you got?\
\
1304\

FRED: What do you see?\
IRA: Hitler!\
\
1305\

Adolf Hitler on Candid Camera.\
\
1306\

FRED: I want you to look at the other\
photo that was taken at the Carmel bank.\
\
1307\

- Look at the two figures in the background.\
- IRA: Yeah.\
\
1308\

FRED: Now.\
Look at the enlargement.\
\
1309\

We just identified them as Bee\
Gee Ramone and Warren Dexter,\
\
1310\

twice-convicted\
for armed robbers.\
\
1311\

In each case, they abducted\
some innocent bystander,\
\
1312\

and forced them to hand\
a stickup note to the teller.\
\
1313\

They're very shy\
when it comes to pictures.\
\
1314\

What're you telling me?\
\
1315\

That it's possible\
your wife's story is true.\
\
1316\

Gardenia may be innocent.\
\
1317\

Are you sure?\
\
1318\

- I had my heart set on\
sending him to jail.\
\
1319\

JACKIE: The Governor's on two.\
\
1320\

Stanley, Freddie in my office has just\
come up with some new information\
\
1321\

that may clear up\
everything for us.\
\
1322\

Okay, I'll tell you later.\
\
1323\

Oh, yeah,\
we're still on, 8:00.\
\
1324\

Aurora's chicken pepperoni.\
\
1325\

I know how you love it.\
\
1326\

Okay. See you then.\
\
1327\

Love that chicken pepperoni.\
\
1328\

Don't start with me, Fred.\
\
1329\

Oh, here it is.\
\
1330\

- IRA: Glenda.\
- Oh, God!\
\
1331\

Jesus, it looks\
like an Italian movie.\
\
1332\

Knock it off, Ira.\
I've had a rough day today.\
\
1333\

This is my third batch\
of pepperoni sauce.\
\
1334\

The dogs are half-dead\
from tasting it.\
\
1335\

Don't you have any help? Where are the\
Mexican girls and the Indian boys?\
\
1336\

They got jobs today. Good steady jobs\
that I got them just when I need them.\
\
1337\

- I found Aurora's.\
\
1338\

It's great! It's great!\
\
1339\

Except it's in Spanish.\
\
1340\

- Chester.\
\
1341\

Chester? There's not going\
to be anything left for us.\
\
1342\

You think I'm going\
to eat this stuff?\
\
1343\

Where is he?\
I better talk to him.\
\
1344\

He's in the dining room.\
Setting the table.\
\
1345\

Come on, guys. Come on.\
\
1346\

Who's game for one more taste?\
\
1347\

Huh\
\
1348\

- GLENDA: Come on.\
\
1349\

- Is that our good waterproof crystal?\
- Yes, it was.\
\
1350\

Try to be more careful.\
\
1351\

Have you ever served before?\
\
1352\

Yes, sir. I worked\
at McDonald's for two weeks.\
\
1353\

Uh-huh. Wha\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1354\

No paper napkins.\
Get linen ones.\
\
1355\

The Governor's coming for dinner.\
The governor, you know?\
\
1356\

- I know.\
- You look very good. That tuxedo looks very nice.\
\
1357\

Oh, thank you. It's yours.\
Mrs. Parks gave it to me.\
\
1358\

This glass looks dirty.\
\
1359\

That's what I thought.\
\
1360\

Chester, clean the glass.\
\
1361\

Yes, sir. Anything you say.\
\
1362\

Man says clean it,\
then I clean it.\
\
1363\

Mmm\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1364\

Do I look all right?\
\
1365\

I told you six times, in the\
car you look fine, sweetie.\
\
1366\

Glen, they're here.\
\
1367\

Chester?\
\
1368\

- Ah\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1369\

IRA: Chester?\
\
1370\

- No, I heard the bell.\
\
1371\

- The bell's on the door.\
- I know.\
\
1372\

- Because Mrs. Parks said\
\
1373\

for me to keep an eye\
on the sauce.\
\
1374\

- I watch the sauce\
during commercials.\
\
1375\

- Chester, will you\
answer the door?\
\
1376\

- Answer the door!\
\
1377\

- Hello.\
- Nice to see you, ma'am.\
\
1378\

What's happening, brother?\
\
1379\

- Good evening.\
- Glad you could make it.\
\
1380\

Thank you.\
\
1381\

- You sure are.\
\
1382\

- IRA: Anne.\
- Hi, Ira.\
\
1383\

How are you?\
\
1384\

Freddie. Any word\
on Gardenia or my car?\
\
1385\

Your car is still missing but we did get\
the stereo system and the telephone.\
\
1386\

- He sold it.\
\
1387\

Big-time limousine coming.\
\
1388\

- Close the door.\
\
1389\

Why don't you go in the other\
room, make yourselves a drink?\
\
1390\

I'll get Glenda.\
\
1391\

When the bell on the\
door rings, open the door!\
\
1392\

Don't I always?\
\
1393\

Oh, God.\
\
1394\

Glenda. Glenda.\
Wake up, honey.\
\
1395\

Honey, the Governor's here.\
\
1396\

Glenda\'e2\'80\'a6 Glen\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1397\

- Honey, come on, honey.\
Wake up. That's it.\
\
1398\

Atta girl.\
The Governor's here, honey.\
\
1399\

I can't make it.\
Go on without me, Ira.\
\
1400\

- Save yourself.\
\
1401\

Honey, which, which dress\
do you want?\
\
1402\

I don't care. You pick it out. I\
can't make any more decisions.\
\
1403\

IRA: How about the white one\
with the little pink flowers?\
\
1404\

- Fine.\
- Here\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1405\

Come on, honey. Come on, babe.\
\
1406\

- Come on.\
Here we go.\
\
1407\

Here we are. Here.\
\
1408\

- Just get your arm in there.\
\
1409\

No, wait a second.\
Wait a second. Take this\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1410\

- Take this off here.\
- All right.\
\
1411\

Take this\'e2\'80\'a6 No! No\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1412\

- Wait, honey.\
- Honey, don't!\
\
1413\

- No. All right, okay, okay.\
\
1414\

Just\'e2\'80\'a6 No, no.\
No, wait a second.\
\
1415\

- This is turning out to be a\
fine wine party.\
\
1416\

I'm afraid I'd like to see\
an entire restructuring\
\
1417\

- of the control of hand-guns in our state.\
- Mmm-hmm.\
\
1418\

We need better and\
stronger legislation,\
\
1419\

and we need people like Ira\
to enforce that legislation.\
\
1420\

Stanley, sorry I'm late.\
Glenda's got button trouble.\
\
1421\

- Hello, Ira. You remember Deidre?\
- Hi.\
\
1422\

Deidre, of course.\
Hello, how are you?\
\
1423\

- It's nice to see you.\
- Thank you.\
\
1424\

Dinner is served.\
\
1425\

No, it isn't.\
\
1426\

It isn't?\
\
1427\

It isn't.\
Mrs. Parks is still upstairs.\
\
1428\

I thought 8:00 meant 8:00.\
\
1429\

No, 8:00 means 8:30, 8:45\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1430\

Oh\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1431\

He's new.\
\
1432\

- Oh, hello, everybody.\
- ALL: Hi, Glenda.\
\
1433\

- FRED: You're looking good.\
- Oh, don't mind the way I look.\
\
1434\

Ira dressed me in a hurry.\
\
1435\

Well, if that's the way you\
look, he can dress me anytime.\
\
1436\

You heard what Stan said?\
\
1437\

- It's me, the first husband!\
\
1438\

Oh, oh!\
\
1439\

Oh\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1440\

- Oh\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1441\

Glen, honey, is there something\
we can do about that?\
\
1442\

Oh, that's just\
the dogs barking.\
\
1443\

Uh, Chester, would you go up\
and quiet them?\
\
1444\

Oh, sure thing.\
\
1445\

Chester, the Governor\
didn't get his drink.\
\
1446\

- Oh, I'm sorry.\
\
1447\

I'll take this, Stanley.\
\
1448\

You must all be starving. Why\
don't we go in and have dinner?\
\
1449\

- Come on.\
\
1450\

Stan. Fred\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1451\

Hey, quiet! Quiet! Quiet!\
\
1452\

Hey!\
\
1453\

Those are our dogs.\
\
1454\

Yeah, I assumed.\
\
1455\

- No, that's it.\
\
1456\

Good.\
\
1457\

The house looks lovely.\
What have you done to it?\
\
1458\

We had it reshingled.\
\
1459\

Now, uh, Anne,\
you sit next to Stanley.\
\
1460\

Fred, to my left. Deidre.\
\
1461\

Then we, uh, have boy, girl,\
\
1462\

boy, girl, governor, girl.\
\
1463\

- Thank you, Fred.\
- Oh, everything looks lovely.\
\
1464\

- Oh, I love it.\
- Thank you.\
\
1465\

You don't be quiet, I'm gonna tie\
your tails together! Now be quiet!\
\
1466\

Come on! Come on, out of here.\
\
1467\

Come on, come on.\
\
1468\

Hey, Chet. What do you say?\
Mrs. Parks in?\
\
1469\

Yes, she's in. In with the Governor\
of the city of California.\
\
1470\

Oh, the gov's here? Good. Tell Mrs.\
P I'm here, will you?\
\
1471\

- Yeah, I will.\
- Mmm-hmm.\
\
1472\

Ira tells me you placed four more of\
those probationers with jobs today.\
\
1473\

Glenda, you realize\
what you're doing?\
\
1474\

By personally ending unemployment\
and cutting the crime rate\
\
1475\

you're doing away with the need for\
a governor and an attorney general.\
\
1476\

Well, then you can all come\
work for me.\
\
1477\

- All right.\
- That's a deal.\
\
1478\

I got good news\
and I got bad news.\
\
1479\

You're drunk,\
aren't you, Chester?\
\
1480\

That's the good news.\
\
1481\

What's the bad news?\
\
1482\

- Oh.\
\
1483\

It's all right. It's nothing.\
\
1484\

She had it last night.\
She's hyperventilating.\
\
1485\

- I just need some fresh air.\
- I'll go with you.\
\
1486\

No! Please I need\
my own fresh air.\
\
1487\

( Stay! )\
\
1488\

She hasn't been sleeping well.\
\
1489\

- Oh.\
- Oh, of course.\
\
1490\

I hope they shoot you. I hope\
they shoot you in my kitchen.\
\
1491\

And when they drag your\
dead body out,\
\
1492\

I hope they shoot you again.\
\
1493\

Is that anyway to talk to a man\
\
1494\

- who's decided\
to give himself up.\
\
1495\

What?\
\
1496\

I can't stand\
being a fugitive anymore.\
\
1497\

The hardest part\
is finding a bathroom.\
\
1498\

You'll surrender?\
\
1499\

My conscience is bothering me\
and I began to think of\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1500\

Well, how unfair all of this\
is to you and Myron and\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1501\

- Ira.\
- Ira.\
\
1502\

I guess, if I was gonna put myself in\
anyone's hands, it'd be yours, Glenda.\
\
1503\

I love these hands.\
\
1504\

Soft and delicate and yet\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1505\

Strong and firm.\
\
1506\

Some nights, I thought\
they'd rip my back apart.\
\
1507\

I'm glad that you've come\
to your senses, Nick.\
\
1508\

We had something good.\
\
1509\

We had something real.\
We had something permanent.\
\
1510\

We had something that couldn't\
be destroyed by a little thing\
\
1511\

like you marrying somebody else.\
\
1512\

Oh\'e2\'80\'a6 Uh\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1513\

Why don't you wait here and\
I'll go in and I'll get Myron?\
\
1514\

- Ira.\
- Ira!\
\
1515\

Uh\'e2\'80\'a6 Ni\'e2\'80\'a6 Um, Nick\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1516\

No! No, no. You mustn't, Nick.\
Don't do this.\
\
1517\

We're in the middle of soup.\
\
1518\

Oh\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1519\

- Tell me you miss the fun.\
- I don't.\
\
1520\

- The laughs.\
- I don't.\
\
1521\

- The pizzas in the bathtub.\
- I don't.\
\
1522\

- The ice cubes in the bed.\
- I don't.\
\
1523\

I don't! I love Ira.\
\
1524\

I've never been more content.\
\
1525\

Content?\
\
1526\

Content isn't excitement.\
Content is content.\
\
1527\

- You know what you used to do\
every time I came near you?\
\
1528\

You used to shake and quiver.\
\
1529\

That's what you're doing\
right now.\
\
1530\

You're shaking and quivering\
all over.\
\
1531\

Uh-huh, that's because I'm up\
against the refrigerator.\
\
1532\

I want you back, Glenda.\
\
1533\

If you don't wanna leave Ira I\
can handle it. I'm not selfish.\
\
1534\

We can share our time with you.\
I'm out of town a lot anyway.\
\
1535\

Nick, Nick\'e2\'80\'a6 You're, you're\
getting me all confused.\
\
1536\

I can't handle\
a lunatic ex-husband,\
\
1537\

and six people for dinner\
at the same time, please.\
\
1538\

- I'm gonna kiss you now.\
- No.\
\
1539\

- One kiss.\
- No.\
\
1540\

You tell me after that kiss that\
every things dead between us,\
\
1541\

I'll never darken\
your lips again.\
\
1542\

No kiss, Nick. I'm a married woman\
with the Governor in sight.\
\
1543\

No kisses please.\
\
1544\

You won't have to tell me. I'll see it\
in your eyes, I'll feel it in your body.\
\
1545\

Should something occur to you\
however, don't be afraid to speak up.\
\
1546\

- Excuse me, they want their chicken now.\
- Uh\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1547\

- He just surrendered to me.\
- Mmm-hmm.\
\
1548\

I just came to kiss\
everybody goodbye.\
\
1549\

Uh, you wait here,\
drink coffee. I'll get Hyram.\
\
1550\

Myron.\
\
1551\

Myron.\
\
1552\

Ira, uh, to come in, and you\
can surrender to him formally.\
\
1553\

To Ira\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1554\

It'll look good\
for the Governor.\
\
1555\

Well, Chet, I think\
this calls for a drink.\
\
1556\

I'll call for one.\
\
1557\

Sorry I took so long.\
\
1558\

- I'm fine.\
\
1559\

You don't look all right.\
\
1560\

Yes, I do.\
Don't I look all right?\
\
1561\

- She looks fine to me.\
- I think she looks all right.\
\
1562\

She looks gorgeous.\
\
1563\

She does? How does\
she look to you, Fred?\
\
1564\

Fine.\
\
1565\

Tell me the truth. Am I drunk?\
\
1566\

You passed cold about two minutes ago.\
Can you serve?\
\
1567\

I don't think so.\
I can drive but I can't serve.\
\
1568\

Oh, you can do it, Chet. You just\
have to get through the chicken.\
\
1569\

I can't even get\
through the door?\
\
1570\

Well, you just hold out your hands.\
I'll give you the serving dish.\
\
1571\

I'm getting sick.\
\
1572\

If I smell that pepperoni sauce.\
\
1573\

They're gonna get a cleaning\
bill from the Governor.\
\
1574\

Stand up, Chester.\
\
1575\

Hold out your hands.\
\
1576\

Okay, here we go.\
\
1577\

Pretty good.\
\
1578\

Timing's a little off.\
\
1579\

Well, what I'd like to do is\
have a meeting in Sacramento,\
\
1580\

the first week in June\
with our entire team,\
\
1581\

and try to coordinate some of the things\
we've been talking about tonight.\
\
1582\

I look forward to that, Stanley.\
\
1583\

Would you like more chicken?\
\
1584\

More? We haven't had any.\
\
1585\

I meant, any more.\
\
1586\

Why don't you\
ring the bell, honey?\
\
1587\

You know, Fred and I have\
drawn up a ten point program\
\
1588\

that encompasses most of those\
issues you're concerned with.\
\
1589\

Good.\
\
1590\

In so many areas, you know, the\
criminal code system is so antiquated.\
\
1591\

IRA: And it take\
mountains of man-hours\
\
1592\

to deal with issues that could\
be handled in the lower courts,\
\
1593\

in one fiftieth\
the amount of time.\
\
1594\

Thank you, Chester.\
\
1595\

Stanley\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1596\

You okay?\
\
1597\

Chester\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1598\

Holy shit\'e2\'80\'a6\
I beg your pardon, Governor.\
\
1599\

What's wrong with everyone?\
\
1600\

Nothing, Stanley.\
Everything's fine.\
\
1601\

Ira, uh, Fred, it's all right.\
\
1602\

Trust me. It's all right.\
\
1603\

What's all right?\
\
1604\

The chicken, sir.\
The chicken's all right.\
\
1605\

Would you mind holding this\
just for one brief second?\
\
1606\

Let's get that for you.\
\
1607\

I'll get you this breast\
right up here.\
\
1608\

I think you'll enjoy this.\
\
1609\

- Thank you.\
- You're welcome.\
\
1610\

You look familiar.\
Were you here the last time?\
\
1611\

Oh, I've been here\
quite often lately, sir.\
\
1612\

My name's Nicholas.\
Beautiful choice.\
\
1613\

- Thank you, Nicholas.\
- You're very welcome, ma'am.\
\
1614\

- Sorry.\
\
1615\

Where's Chester?\
\
1616\

Uh, he's out for a moment.\
\
1617\

Well, it smells terrific.\
\
1618\

What should I do, Ira?\
\
1619\

About what?\
\
1620\

The chicken. Um\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1621\

Fred is a vegetarian,\
\
1622\

and doesn't know\
if he should eat it.\
\
1623\

So, why ask Ira?\
\
1624\

Uh, Ira\'e2\'80\'a6 Ira used\
to be a vegetarian,\
\
1625\

and knows the things\
you should eat.\
\
1626\

Eat the chicken, Fred.\
\
1627\

Mmm.\
It's tangier than last time.\
\
1628\

And very spicy. I like that.\
\
1629\

Oh, thank you, sir. It's a little\
thing I picked up in Mexico.\
\
1630\

Perhaps a little more sauce?\
\
1631\

No, thank you. I'm fine.\
\
1632\

But, Nicholas,\
you certainly look familiar.\
\
1633\

You've never served me before?\
\
1634\

No, sir. I voted for you last time.\
Maybe that was it.\
\
1635\

- Thank you.\
\
1636\

I remember the reason\
must've been\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1637\

That'll be all, Nicholas.\
\
1638\

- Go away.\
\
1639\

You know, I would never\
take him for a butler.\
\
1640\

I wouldn't either.\
\
1641\

You always seem to come up with\
such interesting help, Glenda.\
\
1642\

Where did you find him?\
\
1643\

Oh, I've had him for years.\
\
1644\

Would you all excuse me\
for a moment?\
\
1645\

Would you all excuse me\
for a moment?\
\
1646\

Would you all excuse me\
for a moment?\
\
1647\

Peculiar time to go the john.\
\
1648\

Ira, he came here\
to give himself up.\
\
1649\

The man sleeps under my bed,\
drives my car, wears my tuxedo.\
\
1650\

- I just wanna meet him.\
\
1651\

Hold it right there!\
You're under arrest!\
\
1652\

Police are on their way.\
\
1653\

Didn't like the chicken, huh?\
\
1654\

Nick, this is Ira, my husband.\
\
1655\

Ira.\
\
1656\

Nick\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1657\

Oh, of course.\
We've met before.\
\
1658\

You and Glenda\
were in the bed above me.\
\
1659\

Yes, I know.\
\
1660\

Are you crazy?\
\
1661\

Are you out of your mind?\
\
1662\

Who's gonna serve\
the coffee now?\
\
1663\

I think you've\
unraveled, Glenda.\
\
1664\

I think your spool is unwinding.\
\
1665\

Let's just get through the dinner.\
We'll worry about him later.\
\
1666\

- Chester, take care of him.\
- Mmm-hmm.\
\
1667\

Sorry.\
\
1668\

Sorry.\
\
1669\

Sorry.\
\
1670\

Is it time for the\
second group to go?\
\
1671\

Uh, Stanley\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1672\

Uh, before this goes\
any further,\
\
1673\

I think I personally owe you\
an enormous apology.\
\
1674\

For what?\
\
1675\

Nicholas, the butler.\
\
1676\

Oh, don't be ridiculous.\
I know how it is with help.\
\
1677\

He's not help.\
He's Glenda's ex-husband.\
\
1678\

You mean the one that's wanted\
for robbery in Carmel?\
\
1679\

That's the one.\
\
1680\

I see.\
\
1681\

Well, why this man is serving\
us dinner has go be\
\
1682\

one of the most interesting\
explanations I've ever heard.\
\
1683\

Exactly. Glenda,\
you wanna explain it?\
\
1684\

No.\
\
1685\

Excuse me, Governor.\
\
1686\

Mr. Parks, may I have a word\
with you, sir?\
\
1687\

I'm busy now. Later, Nicholas.\
\
1688\

I'm afraid it won't wait\
'til later, sir.\
\
1689\

All right.\
If you'll excuse me a moment.\
\
1690\

What happened to his eye?\
\
1691\

Uh, Ira punched him out\
in the kitchen.\
\
1692\

No wonder you have\
trouble with your help.\
\
1693\

If you'll excuse me\
for a moment.\
\
1694\

What was that?\
\
1695\

Uh, that I imagine was\
Nicholas punching Ira out.\
\
1696\

There goes Fred.\
\
1697\

- Oh, my God!\
Somebody do something.\
\
1698\

I do that because\
I'm the governor.\
\
1699\

- That's why I voted for you, Stanley.\
- Thank you.\
\
1700\

She shouldn't be in there\
by herself.\
\
1701\

Would you like a cigar, Stanley?\
\
1702\

I'd love one.\
\
1703\

You rang, madame?\
\
1704\

IRA: Are you asleep?\
\
1705\

GLENDA: Of course not.\
\
1706\

IRA: What are you\
thinking about?\
\
1707\

GLENDA: Same thing\
you're thinking about.\
\
1708\

IRA: Does he still mean\
anything to you, Glen?\
\
1709\

GLENDA: Please don't\
ask me that.\
\
1710\

IRA: Too late, I already did.\
Does he, Glen?\
\
1711\

He's my client. I don't think I\
should be discussing him with you.\
\
1712\

IRA: I love you.\
\
1713\

I'm gonna do everything I can\
to fight for you.\
\
1714\

I love you too,\
\
1715\

and I'm gonna do everything\
I can to fight for you.\
\
1716\

WOMAN: Nicholas J. Gardenia.\
Step forward, please.\
\
1717\

JUDGE: Oh, hello, Mrs. Parks.\
\
1718\

- Good morning, Your Honor.\
- What have you got for me today?\
\
1719\

Ah-ha.\
\
1720\

Your clients have moved up\
to the big-time, I see.\
\
1721\

JUDGE: Bank robbery, breaking\
and entering, stolen car,\
\
1722\

assault on\
the District Attorney.\
\
1723\

Mr. Parks?\
\
1724\

Haven't seen you in a\
courtroom for a long time.\
\
1725\

Special interest in this case?\
\
1726\

It's all in my brief,\
Your Honor.\
\
1727\

Well, it's quite unusual to have the\
defending and the prosecuting attorney's\
\
1728\

married to each other.\
\
1729\

As well as the accused.\
\
1730\

What's that?\
\
1731\

Uh, Mr. Gardenia was\
my husband prior to Mr. Parks.\
\
1732\

I'm sorry I didn't hear that.\
Can you speak up?\
\
1733\

I was married to him\
before I was married to him.\
\
1734\

JUDGE: I see.\
\
1735\

Can't say that I blame you\
for not speaking up.\
\
1736\

Marriages are all\
in the record, Your Honor.\
\
1737\

What is this breaking\
and entering charge?\
\
1738\

The accused is charged\
with breaking and entering\
\
1739\

into a private home,\
\
1740\

located at 242 Lotus Drive\
in Brentwood.\
\
1741\

Happens to be my residence.\
\
1742\

- And yours as well, Mrs. Parks?\
- Naturally.\
\
1743\

- JUDGE: And you're filing the similar complaint?\
- I'm not.\
\
1744\

You don't mind him\
breaking and entering?\
\
1745\

The accused came there\
seeking my help.\
\
1746\

At your invitation?\
\
1747\

No. But he had\
no place else to go.\
\
1748\

The police were chasing him.\
\
1749\

Mrs. Parks, you mean to tell me you\
aided and abetted a known criminal?\
\
1750\

I asked him to leave\
but he pulled a gun on me.\
\
1751\

He threatened your life?\
\
1752\

No, not really. There weren't\
any bullets in the gun.\
\
1753\

Well, how do you know?\
\
1754\

He told me.\
\
1755\

You told her?\
\
1756\

I didn't wanna scare her.\
We used to be married.\
\
1757\

Mr. Parks, where were you\
when all this was happening?\
\
1758\

I was upstairs in bed, Your honor.\
It was 2:00 in the morning.\
\
1759\

Well, weren't you concerned\
about your wife?\
\
1760\

No.\
\
1761\

She said she was going to do\
some gardening.\
\
1762\

The rabbits\
were eating her corn.\
\
1763\

Your Honor, uh\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1764\

This is the type of, uh, testimony\
that on the surface seems quite silly.\
\
1765\

On the surface, in the middle\
and on the bottom.\
\
1766\

I see your client stole your car, Mrs.\
Parks. Is that right?\
\
1767\

No, it's not.\
\
1768\

I saw him steal my car.\
\
1769\

And I saw him bring it back.\
\
1770\

You wanna take a whack at it?\
\
1771\

I always thought it best to\
stay out of family quarrels.\
\
1772\

My client did not steal my car.\
\
1773\

He was lying on the floor\
when I drove away.\
\
1774\

My husband was upset,\
\
1775\

because his car was taken by\
the Indians who work for us.\
\
1776\

The Indians\
\
1777\

Yes, Your Honor. You dismissed\
that charge last week.\
\
1778\

I did. Must've been\
saving my strength for today.\
\
1779\

JUDGE: Mr. Gardenia, will you\
answer a question for me please.\
\
1780\

If I can be of any help on this\
case, Judge, it's my pleasure.\
\
1781\

Mr. Gardenia, were you apprehended\
or did you surrender?\
\
1782\

- Surrendered.\
- He was apprehended.\
\
1783\

He was apprehended\
after he surrendered.\
\
1784\

He didn't surrender to me.\
Therefore he was apprehended.\
\
1785\

He was going to surrender\
to my husband after dinner.\
\
1786\

I told him to wait\
in the kitchen.\
\
1787\

And did you wait\
in the kitchen, Mr. Gardenia?\
\
1788\

No. I had to serve dinner.\
\
1789\

Wait a minute.\
\
1790\

You served dinner to\
Mr. and Mrs. Parks?\
\
1791\

And the Governor.\
\
1792\

The gov\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1793\

Our governor?\
\
1794\

I didn't ask him.\
He looked like our governor.\
\
1795\

You Honor, I think our guest list is\
totally irrelevant to the charges.\
\
1796\

I mean, if we're gonna\
get into such trivialities,\
\
1797\

we might as well discuss\
what was served.\
\
1798\

Chicken pepperoni, Your Honor.\
\
1799\

The Governor seemed to enjoy it\
if has any bearing on the case.\
\
1800\

Hold it, hold it, just\'e2\'80\'a6\
Will you hold it?\
\
1801\

Are you telling me\
\
1802\

that while every police officer\
in the state of California\
\
1803\

was looking for you,\
\
1804\

you were serving dinner to the District\
Attorney, his wife and the Governor?\
\
1805\

How is that possible?\
\
1806\

Well, you have to prepare\
everything in advance.\
\
1807\

He was serving because\
the other butler got sick.\
\
1808\

- Me, Your Honor.\
\
1809\

I know that face.\
\
1810\

Where do I know that face?\
\
1811\

From here. It's mine.\
\
1812\

Wasn't he up before me\
on a hubcap\
\
1813\

That's right, Your Honor. But\
I'm working for Mrs. Parks now.\
\
1814\

JUDGE: Tell me something,\
Mrs. Parks.\
\
1815\

Do you take just from me\
or from other judges, too?\
\
1816\

What?\
I'm doing something here.\
\
1817\

I think you and I will have a\
long talk tonight, Glenda.\
\
1818\

I look forward to it.\
\
1819\

Anything special\
you'd like for dinner?\
\
1820\

Would both counsels\
please approach the bench?\
\
1821\

And the accused as well.\
\
1822\

I think this might interest him.\
\
1823\

Something\
fascinating has just come up.\
\
1824\

Which in this case is redundant.\
\
1825\

But may I suggest\
\
1826\

that we drop the petty issues,\
\
1827\

and just deal with the bank\
\
1828\

- That's acceptable to me, Your honor.\
- I'm all for speedy justice.\
\
1829\

- Whatever my attorney says.\
- Get your arm off her shoulder.\
\
1830\

All right, Bailiff,\
bring them in.\
\
1831\

Come back here!\
\
1832\

Aurora, what are you doing here?\
\
1833\

Hold that\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1834\

Whose dog is this?\
\
1835\

Uh, me.\
They're mine, Your Honor.\
\
1836\

The dogs work for you, too?\
\
1837\

Only two of them.\
The other four are visiting.\
\
1838\

I want quiet in this courtroom!\
\
1839\

I don't expect to get it,\
but let's go for it anyway.\
\
1840\

- Quiet! Quiet, please! Quiet!\
\
1841\

Will somebody tell me\
what happened? Please.\
\
1842\

- Uh, me, me, Mr. Honor.\
- No!\
\
1843\

My name is Aurora De La Hoya. I'm\
the cook for Mr. and Mrs. Parks.\
\
1844\

- I come back\
to work this morning.\
\
1845\

- I was in the hospital.\
I had to get my feet scraped.\
\
1846\

She had to have\
her feet scraped.\
\
1847\

Please. Order, please.\
\
1848\

Mrs. Parks, would you please\
remove this dog.\
\
1849\

He's dribbling on my briefs.\
\
1850\

Oh! Excuse me.\
\
1851\

- BAILIFF: Quiet! Quiet!\
- Come on, Hamlet. Let's go.\
\
1852\

Please, will you\
keep them quiet.\
\
1853\

Are you listening to me?\
\
1854\

- Oh, I'm sorry. Continue.\
- Okay.\
\
1855\

- All right continue.\
- Anyway I go to the bank this morning\
\
1856\

- to get the money to feed all these dogs\'e2\'80\'a6\
- Wait a minute\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1857\

And all of a sudden\
these two gringos\
\
1858\

grabs me outside and say,\
\
1859\

"Hey, you!\
We're gonna rob a bank, lady."\
\
1860\

I get so scared,\
\
1861\

I can't think how to scream\
"Help" in English.\
\
1862\

But inside the car,\
\
1863\

the doggies see they had got me,\
\
1864\

and they get worried, because\
if something happens to Aurora\
\
1865\

they don't get their hamburger tonight.\
You understand?\
\
1866\

So the doggies jump out\
\
1867\

and grab the gringos and\
chew them all up into pieces.\
\
1868\

Your Honor. Your Honor?\
\
1869\

My client just told me\
\
1870\

that these are men who kidnapped him\
and forced him to rob the bank.\
\
1871\

And were apprehended by your\
cook and six of your own dogs?\
\
1872\

Only two of the dogs\
are ours, sir.\
\
1873\

The other four acted\
on their own responsibility.\
\
1874\

Order, please.\
\
1875\

I assume from these statements that these\
gentlemen here are willing to plea-bargain\
\
1876\

in return for admitting the innocence of\
Mr. Gardenia. Is that correct, gentlemen?\
\
1877\

Yeah. And, you know,\
man, yeah.\
\
1878\

Well said.\
Well spoken, Bee Gee.\
\
1879\

So, apparently, we've cleared\
everything up.\
\
1880\

And all before lunch. Oh, I love\
things when they zip along.\
\
1881\

Case dismissed.\
\
1882\

Court's adjourned\
until 2:00 p.m.\
\
1883\

- All right, all right.\
That's enough now.\
\
1884\

You keep away from my wife,\
keep away from my house.\
\
1885\

Keep away from my car, my tuxedo,\
my chicken and especially my bed.\
\
1886\

If I look under there and even\
see a pair of slippers,\
\
1887\

I'm gonna shoot first\
and try them on after.\
\
1888\

Come on, honey.\
\
1889\

Ira, I'm sorry I'm late.\
Somebody stole my car.\
\
1890\

NICHOLAS: Glenda.\
\
1891\

Can I have just\
one minute with you?\
\
1892\

Just one minute, Ira.\
\
1893\

Time it.\
\
1894\

- You wouldn't.\
\
1895\

- You couldn't.\
\
1896\

What if I said, "The hell with trying\
to change."? What if I said\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1897\

"I'm still nuts about you."?\
\
1898\

What if I didn't say anything\
and grabbed you and ran?\
\
1899\

I\'e2\'80\'a6 I probably wouldn't do\
anything for a couple of weeks.\
\
1900\

And then I'd come to my senses\
and run back to Ira.\
\
1901\

I love him, Nick.\
\
1902\

We have respect for each other\
\
1903\

and regard and esteem.\
\
1904\

I love the way your eyes\
curl up when you look at me.\
\
1905\

I'm sorry. Regard, esteem\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1906\

And he's sweet and gentle.\
\
1907\

And he's very sexy.\
\
1908\

Very sexy?\
\
1909\

Extremely sexy.\
\
1910\

Extremely?\
\
1911\

Enormously sexy.\
\
1912\

He's one of the sexiest men\
I've ever met\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1913\

Well, look, I gotta be\
running along, uh,\
\
1914\

I'm kind of busy.\
Very happy for you, Glenda.\
\
1915\

Thank you, Nick.\
\
1916\

Would you mind if I give\
you a small kiss goodbye?\
\
1917\

No, I'd like that very much.\
\
1918\

Think Ira would mind?\
\
1919\

Probably.\
\
1920\

Think we should ask him?\
\
1921\

Probably.\
\
1922\

Yo, Ira.\
\
1923\

Is it okay if I\
kiss her goodbye?\
\
1924\

No.\
\
1925\

Just one little kiss.\
\
1926\

Time it.\
\
1927\

Well\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1928\

Bye, Nick.\
\
1929\

Bye, Glen.\
\
1930\

So long, Ira. You take\
good care of our girl.\
\
1931\

Ira, let's get away.\
Let's take a vacation.\
\
1932\

Just the two of us.\
\
1933\

I think we need time away\
from work and careers.\
\
1934\

Time to get to\
know each other again.\
\
1935\

Sounds good to me.\
\
1936\

Let's just get in the car\
and drive.\
\
1937\

As long as there's no phones.\
\
1938\

- No dogs.\
- No dogs.\
\
1939\

GLENDA: And no-one else in the\
world who knows where we are.\
\
1940\

Well, you got your wish.\
\
1941\

No one in the world\
knows where we are,\
\
1942\

including us.\
\
1943\

Maybe we should ask if\
there's a motel around here.\
\
1944\

Good idea.\
Is there a motel around here?\
\
1945\

Ira!\
\
1946\

- GLENDA: Don't hit him!\
\
1947\

BOTH: Oh!\
\
1948\

Honey\'e2\'80\'a6 Ira\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1949\

Honey, are you all right?\
\
1950\

I'm all right.\
Why is it always animals?\
\
1951\

- Honey\'e2\'80\'a6\
- Oh, my leg! I think my leg's broken.\
\
1952\

- I'm fine.\
\
1953\

Okay.\
- Yeah.\
\
1954\

No, don't, don't.\
Just go get some help.\
\
1955\

- I don't wanna leave you.\
- No, leave me.\
\
1956\

- Go to a telephone quick. It's okay.\
- All right.\
\
1957\

- All right. I'll be right back.\
- Okay.\
\
1958\

- I'll be back as soon as I can.\
\
1959\

- I love you.\
- I love you.\
\
1960\

Go away. Go away.\
Go home. Go home!\
\
1961\

Oh, God! Oh\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1962\

Oh\'e2\'80\'a6\
\
1963\

Oh\'e2\'80\'a6 Oh!\
\
1964\

Oh.\
\
1965\

Oh, thank God!\
\
1966\

- Help!\
\
1967\

Help! Is anybody home?\
There's been an accident!\
\
1968\

- GLENDA: Help! Help!\
\
1969\

Help!\
\
1970\

I need help!\
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