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[whinnies]

Hello. I'm Mister Ed.

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Morning, Wilbur.

Ed. Isn't this
a beautiful morning?

- Only for people.
- What are you so grouchy about?

Didn't sleep a wink last night.

- What kept you up?
- The smoke from your barbecue.

- It bothered you, huh?
- No. [coughs]

That's too bad. Still,
we gotta use the barbecue.

- Wanna bet?
- [phone ringing]

- [Mister Ed] Hello.
- Wilbur?

It's that fussy
Mr. Goodwin again.

Thanks, Ed.
Good morning, Mr. Goodwin.

Wilbur, I've been thinking,

it might be a good idea
to put the fireplace in the den after all.

Fine. But yesterday,
you told me that--

I changed my mind.

My wife wants the fireplace.

All right.
It's your money, Mr. Goodwin.

Good-bye.

That Goodwin.
His wife says one thing, he jumps.

- [Carol] Wilbur!
- Coming, honey!

- Hey, Wilbur.
- Yeah?

You're not
a bad jumper yourself.

Very funny.

One morning--
Just one morning

I'd like to see go past
without trouble from that mischievous horse!

Honey, you can't blame
Mister Ed for everything.

I mean, this could've been done
by a stray cat.

Well, it must've been some cat

to kick over a barbecue
and leave hoofprints all over it.

Wilbur, that horse
is becoming destructive.

Maybe we ought
to get rid of him.

Well, honey,
you can't blame Ed.

I mean, maybe the smoke
kept him awake all night.

He said it gave him quite...

I mean, you could tell
by his cough.

Wilbur, you never rideeS him.

He doesn't do any work for us.

Why are we keeping him?

Well, he-- he came
with the house.

Oh, I suppose if termites
came with the house,

you'd wanna keep them, too.

Only the friendly ones.

If you must keep him,
at least tie him up

so he won't go wandering
about the place destroying things.

I'll do it right now.

Now, Ed, look,
I just saw that barbecue.

- Uh-oh.
- I'm gonna have to tie you up.

But that's slavery.
You know, we fought a war--

Ed, please.

- "Four score and seven"--
- [mutters]

Well, it's about time
you got a little sunshine.

Wilbur, have you tied
Mister Ed up yet?

Hmm? What a silly question.

How's your vegetable garden
doing, honey?

Oh, honey,
I'm so thrilled with it.

Just imagine, I put a little
seed in the ground,

and up come
those beautiful tomatoes.

- It's a miracle of nature.
- Yeah?

Especially when
you planted radishes.

No kidding. That garden
has cost me $62.

Don't you think that you could
whip up a couple of those tomatoes in a salad tonight?

- Eat my tomatoes?
- Well, honey,

don't look at me
as though I were a cannibal.

- We've got to
eat them sometime. - Well, Wilbur,

let's not eat those tomatoes
just yet, huh?

What are you gonna do,
make lamps out of them?

[laughs]

Whatcha thinking about, honey?

My spring onion.

It should've been up by now.
What do you think it needs?

- Another spring onion.
- Ohh!

You know, this garden here
has cost me a fortune.

What do you got to show for it?
Three radishes, four tomatoes

and a spring onion
that can't make up its mind.

You're a big help.

Sweetie, scratch my back.

- Hi, Luther Burbank.
- Hi, Kay.

Guess what?
Addison's surprising me with a gorgeous mink stole.

- Oh, what's the occasion?
- My anniversary.

- Is it today?
- Well, not exactly.

- It's eight months from now.
- Eight months?

As a matter of fact,
he doesn't even know he's buying me the stole.

That's the surprise.

Yes. Come on downtown with me
and help me pick it out.

Kay, can we go a little later
this afternoon?

- Oh, I have to finish
shopping by 3:00. - Why 3:00?

By that time,
the banks are closed, and my husband's helpless.

Come on. Put that thing down.
Hurry up.

Hello, Roger.
How are you today?

Not so good.

During the night,
someone demolished my barbecue.

I understand
there's been a stray cat around the neighborhood.

- A stray dog?
- Try old plug.

[sputters]

I'm awfully sorry
about your barbecue, Roger.

[phone ringing]

I'll take it.

Hello?

Yes, he's here.
Just a minute.

- It's your wife.
- My wife?

Oh, thanks. Yes, Kay?

Are you wearing your sweater,
darling?

Yes, I am.

Keep it buttoned.

I don't want you catching cold,
puddin' pie.

"Puddin' pie."
She's setting me up for something.

I can feel it in my wallet.

Just because a wife
is nice to her husband doesn't mean she wants anything.

Post, how long
have you been married?

- Three years.
- I put in 21 years.

Take my advice.
When your wife begins to act unnaturally kind,

kiss her,
but don't take your hands out of your pockets.

Roger, did it ever occur to you
that Kay is being nice to you because she loves you?

[sputters]

That horse seems to have
more sense than you have.

But in the future, just keep him
away from my house.

Ed, I'm ashamed of you.

Why did you destroy
our neighbor's barbecue?

Well, what have you got
to say for yourself?

I'm not saying a word
till I hear from my lawyer.

Well, I'm gonna lock you
in your stall until you've learned your lesson.

No. I've got a better idea.

You're gonna go
without your lunch today.

Well, aren't you
gonna say anything?

Crime doesn't pay.

Go without my lunch?

Not while there's a garden
full of vegetables.

[Wilbur]
Hey, Ed! What are you doing?

Uh-oh. Caught with
my plants down.

No!

Mister Ed, Carol's garden
is completely ruined!

Those crows will eat anything.

- It was you who ate them.
- Me? [hiccups]

Then whose hoofprints
are those?

So far, that's
pretty flimsy evidence.

- Why did you do it, Ed?
- You took away my oats.

I was hungry.

When Carol finds out
you've wrecked her garden,

she'll insist
on getting rid of you.

- What are you gonna do
about it, Wilbur? - Me?

You could cover up
for an old pal.

What do you suggest?

Run down to the market,

buy a few vegetables
to stick back into the ground.

- That's pretty sneaky.
- Yeah. I thought you'd like it.

I'll give it a try.

Why do I do these things
for you?

Because we like each other.

[chuckling]
Ed.

- Get going.
- Yeah.

Boy, I got out of that one
pretty neatly.

[chuckles]

Oh. Hi, Roger.

Hello, Wilbur.

Don't tell me you're planting
vegetables in the hope seeds will come up?

Uh, if you'll excuse me,
I'm in a jam.

Have you seen my wife?
She and my checkbook seemed to have gone out together.

Well, I think she went shopping
with my wife.

Then she'll be returning soon.

Yeah, the banks
have just closed.

Wilbur, I don't think
you're well.

[car approaching]

Ed, she's here!

Thanks, Carol.

It's a lovely stole, Kay,

and I know you'll look
just beautiful in it.

Well, I hope Addison
will think so.

When are you going
to show it to him?

I may have to
break it to him gently.

Maybe I'll just wear the box
for a couple of days.

Thanks a lot, Carol,
for going with me.

Well, happy anniversary,
whenever it is.

- Kay.
- Hmm?

Good luck.

I'll need it.

Uh-oh. Here she comes.

Relax, Wilbur.

We have nothing to fear
but fear itself.

Yeah.

Oh! Ohhh!

- Hello, Wilbur.
- Carol. Hello, darling.

- Sweetheart.
- My, what have we here?

[Carol]
Don't you recognize the vegetables from my garden?

- Yes. They're beautiful.
- Aren't they?

You know, this is the most
amazing tomato I ever grew.

- Really?
- Mm-hmm. It grew without a stem,

upside down and all tied up.

- Nature's wonderful.
- And just look at these radishes.

Oh, those are lovely radishes.
You should win a prize with those.

I should. You see,
I planted red radishes, and white ones came up.

- Wilbur, what happened
to my beautiful garden? - Honey, it was an accident.

It was that horse again!
And now don't you try to cover up for him!

Dear, it was all my fault.
You see, I took his oats away, and he was very hungry.

- He promised he'd never
do it again. - He promised?

What I mean is, you could tell
by the look on his face that he was sorry.

You're always alibiing for him!
Sometimes I think you love that horse more than you do me!

- Now just a minute--
- And if he could cook, I'd be without a job!

- You would not.
- Well, as far as I'm concerned,

if you love that horse so much,
you can sleep in the barn with him!

- Carol, you don't mean that.
- Oh, yes, I do.

And for your sake,
I hope your friend doesn't snore.

Carol!

- Buddy boy?
- What do you want?

So it won't be a total loss,

pass me those vegetables, hmm?

Hmm?

Well, if Carol thinks
I'm gonna call her and apologize, she's mistaken.

Uh, Wilbur,

next time get my pizza pie
with anchovies.

You know, just between
the two of us,

Carol is perfectly justified
in being angry with you.

You had no right
to eat her vegetables.

Look who's talking.
You stuck those vegetables in the ground, not me.

[phone ringing]

- I'll get it.
- Sit. I'll get it.

Never mind.

- Hello, honey.
- This is Mr. Goodwin again.

Oh. All right.
I'll put the fireplace back, Mr. Goodwin.

Good-bye.

You know, maybe I ought
to call Carol.

Wilbur.

You're right.

Any woman who would allow
her husband to sleep in a broken-down stable--

Please, you're talking
about our home.

- [knocking]
- Come in, honey.

Please, you're talking
to your next-door neighbor.

- Somebody here?
- No. I was just talking to myself.

Oh.

I understand you're
going to be sleeping in the stable tonight.

Oh, news gets around quick,
doesn't it?

- Oh-ho-ho-ho!
- I've got work to do.

Besides,
this isn't really a stable. This is my office.

Oh, sure, sure.
And I see you've engaged a secretary to take shorthand.

- Mister Ed.
- My boy, do you know where you made your first mistake?

- Getting married?
- No. There's nothing wrong with marriage,

provided there is
just one in the family who wears the pants.

[phone ringing]

I'll take it.
Excuse me.

- Hello, honey?
- Oh, no, Wilbur.

This is Kay.
Is Addison there?

Yes. Your pants is on the phone.

Yes, dear?

Doll, will you please
hurry home?

I just baked a special cake
for you.

I'll be there.

Baked a cake, huh?

She must've bought something
really expensive.

If there's whipped cream
on it, I'm bankrupt.

Just one more piece of cake,
Addison doll.

Really, Kay,
three pieces are sufficient.

Oh, but, Addison, I...

Well, shall we have
the ice cream now or later?

- Later.
- All right, sweets.

Now let Mother make you comfy.

Here, I'll put this nice pillow
behind you.

Now lay back.
You've had a hard day.

- Here's the evening paper
for you. - Thank you.

- Isn't that nice?
- Nice.

Now, just you relax, dear.

Relax, dear.

[clears throat]

[clears throat]

It goes back in the morning.

You could at least look at it.

Beautiful. It still goes back
in the morning.

I'm keeping it.

Oh. Is it going to be
one of those nights?

Am I losing the ice cream, too?

- I'm keeping the stole.
- Over my dead checkbook.

Oh, now, Addison, be fair.

Did I raise a fuss
when you went out last week and squandered a fortune?

I bought a pair of socks for $2.

Just answer my question.
Did I raise a fuss?

That stole goes back
in the morning.

If it does,
it will have to walk by itself.

Are you going to let me have
some peace tonight,

or must I find somewhere else
to stay?

Say, Wilbur, is this animal
gonna sleep in here with us?

Yeah. He's paid up
till the end of the month.

Besides, maybe we can learn
a few things from him.

He's the only one around here
who hasn't been kicked out by his wife.

I'm afraid this couch
is too narrow for both of us.

You know, I toss a little
in my sleep.

Oh? I toss, too.

Well, look, you take the couch.
I'll get something for myself from the patio.

Wilbur, I'm sorry to put you
to so much trouble.

Oh, forget it.
And look at it this way:

You haven't lost a wife,
you've gained a stablemate.

[sputters]

Stablemate.

Well, you get those
with chop suey?

They happen to be
a gift from Kay.

- Is that what started
the fight? - No, our little tiff

revolved around a mink stole
my dear wife purchased this afternoon.

Oh. Is that why she was
buttering you up all day?

This was more of
a lubrication job.

Take heed, Post.
Females are tricky creatures.

They don't have teeth but fangs,
not nails but claws,

and instead of a heart,
a charger plate.

If you feel
that way about women, why did you get married?

Man does not live
by bread alone.

Come on. Admit it.

You know you're crazy
about your wife.

Of course I am,
but I dare not tell her that.

Destroy our entire relationship.

I'm crazy about Carol, too.

So why are we sleeping
in the barn?

We are teaching them a lesson.

Well, thank heaven
that sleeping pill is beginning to take effect.

- [sneezes]
- Gesundheit.

Oh, of all things.

I'm allergic to hay.
[sneezes]

Gesundheit.

[Roger]
IdThank you, Wilbur.

You better cover up, boy.
You sound a little hoarse.

[deep voice]
Yeah. Good night.

[snoring]

That stole still goes back
in the morning.

[gasps]

Maybe I can help.

Darling, I'm sor--
Oh, hi, Carol.

I thought it was
my Diamond Jim Brady.

- Do you mind if I come in, Kay?
- Glad to have you, honey.

I was getting tired
talking to my mink.

- Kay, I have something
to tell you. - Oh?

Maybe we were wrong.

Maybe we should tell them--
ask them to come home.

- Well, I don't know, honey.
- [clatter]

- What was that?
- You think it could be prowlers?

[Mister Ed]
Louis, this joint looks like a pushover.

But don't use the rods
unless you have to.

Let's get out of here, quick.

Wilbur! Wilbur!
Wilbur, wake up!

- Wake up, Wilbur!
- What happened? What's wrong?

- There are prowlers outside.
They're trying to rob our house. - Prowlers? Prowlers?

Wake up, honey!
They're gonna rob the house!

It still goes back
in the morning.

Oh, dear.

Be careful, darling.
They were right under that window.

Hmm? There's nobody here but--

but Ed.

Why, they seem
to be gone, darling.

Mister Ed must've
scared them away.

- Mister Ed?
- Yeah. Pretty smart, huh?

Smart? He's wonderful.

You still want
to get rid of him?

Oh, no, honey.
I'm so ashamed of myself.

Believe me, if Ed could talk,
he'd forgive you.

Come on, honey.

It's nice of you
to drive me downtown, Wilbur. Kay is using my car.

- That's all right.
- And I'm sorry I took that sleeping pill last night

and wasn't able to assist you
in that emergency.

Oh, that's okay.

I mean, there were only
four burglars, so I was able to handle it all right.

- Four, huh?
- Yeah.

- Well, where we going?
- To the fur shop.

- Fur shop?
- I told you I wear the pants in my family.

And this morning,
when I insisted on returning

this mink stole, Kay gave it
to me without an argument.

Oh, well, let's go.

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