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RoBERTAND BERTM

Based on the Farce ofthe SaĮle NaĮle by

Music, Alongwith Partial Use ofOld Melodies' by

CineĮlatography by

Sets Designed by

CostuĮles by

Sound by

Starring

ritten and Directed by

This is the story oftwovagabonds...

who in spite oftheir Įlisdeeds ended up in heaven...

because they possessed the fairest ofall huĮlan virtues:

Gratitude!

Miss Lenchen, good day.

Areyou all alone?

Not anyĮlore.

I adĮlireyourquickwit.

L'Įl not quick-witted.

Ijust don't like stupid questions.

In a bad Įlood, areyou?

Oh, l see. Because Michel has to leave.

Hat areyou iĮlplying?

Thatyou're unhappy.

Becauseyourdear Michel has to leave.

And nowyou vent yourfrustration on Įle.

Mr. BiederĮleier...

"Įly dear Michel" is not "Įly dear Michel" and he neverwill be.

Ell, well.

Doyou thinka girl like Įlewould set her heart on such a softhearted bloke...

such aJohnny-go-Lucky?

Ifl should ever like soĮlebody, he'd have to be a Įlan first ofall.

-And aĮl l not a Įlan? - Sure.

But the kind that doesn't appeal to Įle.

Good Įlorning, Peter.

Good Įlorning, Fritz.

Good Įlorning, Įliss.

- L'Įl disturbingyou. - No'you aren't.Just stay.

- Here isyourfather? . ln his rooĮl.

Michel, l packed a nice piece ofhaĮl foryou to take toyour uncle.

How sweet ofyou.

L'll have a lot to carry then.

- Herewereyou? . Out in the forest.

There's such a wonderful feeling ofspring in the air.

Just iĮlagine. l even heard the cuckoo.

Ell...

instead ofspendingyour last day here, you go and see the cuckoo in the forest.

I wanted to be by Įlyself.

Really?

Alonewith Įly thoughts, and-and-

-And what else? . Nothing else.

- Lenchen. -Yes?

You see, Lenchen, l have to go away fora long tiĮle tojoin the soldiers.

And since guns backfire every so often-

- Really? . Really.

- L'd like to say soĮlething toyou. . hat is it?

That l would bevery, very happy...

if- if-

- l . if-

ifl didn't have to go join the soldiers.

FatiĮla. Sulaika.

Stopyourchatter. e're officials.

Nowwe've finally gotyou.

Get going,you old crook.

Afteryou, gentleĮlen.

Just a ĮloĮlent, please.

Oh, l see.

Just an uĮlbrella.

Yes, it doesn't have any other purpose.

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Hoeverthe guest at this late hour.

God's greeting please stay.

Bring luckourway.

-Afteryou. - Go on.

-Afteryou. . Get in there.

- Nothing else available? . No' all booked up.

All right then...

l'll take this rooĮl.

-You've got a sense ofhuĮlor. .Yes' but unfortunately' no other purpose.

Guards, halt!

Reliefsentry, approach.

Relieved.

Left face.

Guards, Įlarch!

Pardon Įle.

Good evening.

L'd like to go inside.

L'd like to see Įly uncle.

But Įly uncle is the prison director, StraĮlbach.

This haĮl was sent toyou by Mr. Lieps.

Ell, not actually Mr. Lieps...

but Miss Lieps, Le-

Le- Lenchen.

Hy doyou stutter whenyou say Lenchen? You.

Oh,yes, this is splendid.

Let's cut soĮle offright away.

Uncle, are there Įlute soldiers?

Hat Įlakesyou say that?

That guard outside...

he onlywent like this.

But he didn't say a word.

Henyou're on guard duty, speaking is strictly forbidden.

How terrible.

Singing aswell?

- Singing? -Yes.

Ell, l don't even know that.

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. BertraĮl. . Robert.

- My boy. . My boy.

- CoĮle down. -You coĮle up.

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And now it's tiĮle to go on patrol.

And you, Įly boy...

you get to coĮlewith Įle.

Me? To the criĮlinals?

I thinkyou're scared.

And you're supposed to be the nephew ofa forĮlerdruĮl Įlajor?

CoĮle on, Įlarch.

It's so good to seeyou again.

I could weep forjoy.

Upstairs!

Down, coĮle on.

- My boy, where areyou? - Here.

Okay, l'Įl coĮling.

He forgot to lockthe door.

Very practical.

Ell, l never.

They're not down there and not here' either.

Here could they be?

There they are! Hey! Hello!

- Have a nice rest. .You Įlust be crazy'you rascals.

-You Įlurderers. .You crooks.

Theway these people talk.

You crooks, l'll Įlakeyou pay forthis.

- Don'tyou knowwho l aĮl? . Murderers!

GentleĮlen, no need to cliĮlb down. e locked the doorthere aswell.

Didn'tyou lockdownstairs,you idiot?

You sheep-head,you nitwit.

Nowwe're the prisoners.

And l have to be in Berlin toĮlorrow to report forduty.

That servesyou right. You'll go froĮl one arrest to another.

Hey, Sentry!

E're locked in. lt's Įle' StraĮlĮlbach' and Įly nephew.

For heaven's sake, it's Įle.

The chap won't believe Įle.

He didn't even answer.

Henyou're on guard duty, speaking is strictly forbidden.

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Lenchen, why areyou crying?

L'Įl not crying.

- Don'tyou have a Įlirror? .That too.

E'll decide howyou look.

LIKE THE SUNDIAL DO lT RIGHT:

COUNT ONLYTHE HOURS THATARE BRIGHT.

I begyour pardon, gentleĮlen.

Oh, it's no probleĮl.

- Ould the gentleĮlen like to dine here? - Eat.

Ewould dine ifwe could pay.

Oh, l see.

But thenyou'll have to help a bit. There's a wedding today.

Ho arewe supposed to help? The bride orthe grooĮl?

Just lend a hand.

It's gettingworse and worse.

My dear, we'll acceptyouroffer.

- Hat can we eat? - CoĮle on in.

Stand at attention!

Left shoulder, arĮls!

Up with the leg, higher.

Fall in.

Chest out.

To the right. Eyes open.

Up with the leg.

Chest out.

Attention!

Left shoulder, arĮls!

OrderarĮls!

- Ouch! .There is no"Ouch".

Not in the Įlilitary, anyhow.

Butyou will all learn.

And you, Įly dear boy, l will take special loving care ofyou.

You're eĮlbarrassing Įle, Corporal.

Shutyour Įlouth.

Attention.

Left shoulder, arĮls!

Present arĮls!

Goodness Įle.

Areyou really that strong?

It seeĮls so.

Ijust didn't know until today, Corporal.

Ell, shall we also dance fora bit?

Hat areyou thinking? l'Įl Įluch too busy.

Seeing theĮl, doesn't it putyou in the Įlood?

- Forwhat? - For Įlarriage.

Ofcourse, it does foreveryyoung girl when she sees a wedding.

Thereyou are.

Hy should we put off ourwedding day any longer?

. Ours? -Yes.

SoĮle day,you Įlay be glad ifl Įlarryyou.

Hat doyou Įlean?

ForexaĮlple, when this business isn't such a success anyĮlore.

Hat an unsyĮlpathetic rogue.

Did you hearthat conceit? He Įlust have a lot ofĮloney.

- How doyou know? . Because he spends a lot.

Spending a lot ofĮloney doesn't Įleanyou have a lot.

E can take a lookat how Įluch he's gotwith hiĮl later.

Hat areyou doing underthere?

- E're looking forsoĮlething. . hat areyou looking for?

Ell, we can't tell you until we've found it.

E can coĮle out. The coast is clear.

-Areyou here on duty, gentleĮlen? -Yes.

- Cheers. . Cheers.

Don't give Įle a fright.

E're looking fortwovagabonds who ran away froĮl prison.

- Haveyou noticed anything strange? . Certainly not.

Excuse Įle, l have a lot ofworkto do.

-You said two? -Yes' two.

Individuals ofthe Įlale gender.

My daughter brought in two Įlen earlier, two aĮlusing chaps.

But they're notvagabonds. They Įlust be Įlinstrels orsoĮlething.

They'rewashing dishes to pay fortheir lunch.

Ashing dishes? That's honestwork.

Let's take a closer lookat theĮl anyway.

- Cheers. . Cheers.

Hey,you two. CoĮle inside.

. Us? -Yes'you.

- Both ofus? .Yes' both ofyou.

- Right now, during the Polka? .Yes' otherwise' we'll getyou.

- E can't get around this discussion. . How unbefitting' at a wedding.

- E don't have Įluch ofa choice. - Let's go.

Step forward.

Ifl can accoĮlĮlodateyou by doing so, certainly. l'Įl a SaĮlaritan.

Please haveyourwaywith Įle.

- I drinkschnapps. - Me too.

- I drinkschnapps. - Me too.

No, no, not allowed.

- Stand up. - Excuse Įle.

Tell Įleyour naĮle, will you?

Henrikus, HieronyĮlus...

Julius, Cassius, PhilosseĮlus...

RoĮlulus, Cannassus, Diabolus' Zebedeus.

- Old Russian? .Yes' Old Latin.

But ifthat's too long, call Įle Pischke.

Hat doyou call yourself, sir?

.You. . hat?

.You. . hat doyou Įlean?

I call Įlyself"you". l wouldn't say "sir" to Įlyself.

- Here areyour papers? .At hoĮle.

Hy?

As a reputable person, l don't carry Įly papers around. l know soĮlewho do.

-Thereyou see. .They have their reasons.

Your papers.

Excuse Įle?

- L'd like to seeyour papers. . Sowould l.

Mywife has got theĮl.

Hy?

So l don't run away froĮl her.

That's a good idea.

- Itjust caĮle to Įle. . hat?

I Įlean, That it's got to change.

I want to knowyour profession.

. Poet. . hat?

I very clearly said, "poet."

-That's not a profession. .That'swhatyou say...

becausewe aren't organized likeyou.

I coĮle froĮl a faĮlily ofartists.

Really? hatwasyourfather?

-An uĮlbrella Įlaker. .That's not an art.

It isn't? Let's seeyou Įlake one.

L'Įl about to lose Įly patience. hat is the gentleĮlan's naĮle?

You'll have to ask hiĮl.

- Ho? - HiĮl.

- I want to knowwhatyour naĮle is. . hy didn'tyou say so right away?

Address in the third person was done awaywith lastyear.

Always be polite. l aĮl too.

I don't tell you thatyou are "sub.lantern" in Įly eyes.

You Įlean subaltern.

Thankyou.

- Ijustwant to know- . How far l've gotten with Įly poetry.

Listen.

I iĮlprovise:

GendarĮle, with this Įloving, girl.seducing' soul.consuĮling glance...

please return peace to this greatly suffering...

aniĮlal-loving, soon.deceasing Įlisanthropist...

when sighingyou leave with a sorrowing' cowering' showering...

self-pitying, agony-stalking torĮlent through tightly enclosing ceĮlent.

Roughensyourcurling, rustyZephyring...

snail-shell coĮlparing, nearly Įlouse.spurring locks.

- Did you get all ofthat? . Good Lord.

I propose a toast to our bride and grooĮl.

Three cheers to theĮl.

-They're no crooks. . No' Liepswas right.

They're Įlinstrels orsoĮlething.

Thatwent quitewell.

It did, but for how Įluch longer?

You see, Robert, you're a depraved genius.

And l'Įljust a run-away bourgeois.

Onewho'd rather be a boor than a highbrow.

But never Įlind...

we're a good Įlatch.

E sticktogether.

L'Įl not one ofthose fathers...

who tell theirdaughters who to Įlarry.

My daughter will Įlake herown choice.

Ifshe doesn't choose Įle...

you won't be the barkeep ofThe SilverSwan Įluch longer.

It'swithin Įly power.

To extend yourcontract or not.

Hat a base character.

E'll take hiĮl fora bit ofa ride.

Shouldn'twe finally becoĮle decent people?

E're certainly as decent as he is.

The gendarĮles were talking aboutyou outside.

I didn't knowyou were traveling artists.

Certainly, but really we are artful travelers.

Ouldn'tyou like to perforĮl soĮlething forthe guests?

E are spared nothing.

E'd love to. Certainly' ĮladaĮl.

Itwon't beyour loss.

That reĮlains to be seen.

He says hiswife has his papers...

so that he can't run away froĮl her.

That's a good one, eh?

Strange.

Mine didn't have his papers either.

Really?

Then we'll keep watching.

Exactly. Cheers.

Thankyou.

Excuse Įle, ladies and gentleĮlen. Has anybody here ever been toVienna?

No.

Good. Then we'll sing a Viennese song now.

- Hy did you askaboutVienna? -Just in case.

They'd throw us out forourViennese song ifthey knewVienna.

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here is Įlywallet?

Mywallet is gone.

I Įlust get Įlywallet back. l siĮlply Įlust.

Ereyou carrying that Įluch Įloney?

Not Įloney, docuĮlents.

And a letter-

DaĮln it. This is troublesoĮle.

Ell, until we get new horses, there's nothingwe can do.

By then they'll be overthe hills and faraway.

Forsure.

Canyou believe it?

There isn't a single bill in it.

Hat a cheek!

And because ofthat, l had to get on a horse...

never having ridden before.

All Įly cheeks are hurting froĮl all this up and down.

I regret to inforĮlyou that l aĮl not in the position to extend youroverdue bills again.

At this tiĮle, l Įlust also point out, the unpleasant consequenceswhich will arise...

should you fail to payyour bills on tiĮle.

Respectfullyyours, Nathan lpelĮleyer.

E've stepped right into the Įlidst ofthe business relations...

oftwo especially fine gentleĮlen.

- Hat doyou Įlean? .You should eat Įlore fish.

Fish? hat for?

Fish Įlakes the brain grow and strengthens intellectual capacity.

Ell, then bring Įle a whale every so often.

Listen carefully. Mr. BiederĮleier borrowed Įloney froĮl Mr. lpelĮleyer...

to play the great cavalierand generously support Mr. Lieps' the landlord...

but in reality to Įlake hiĮl dependent on hiĮl.

And why does hewant to Įlake Mr. Lieps dependent on hiĮl?

Because hewants the girl, his daughter.

. Bravo. . ell' l've had Įly fish today.

But now the fine Mr. BiederĮleiercannot return the Įloney to the fine Mr. lpelĮleyer.

Hatwill he do?

Hewill go to another landlord to get Įloney at an even higher interest rate...

so he can pay back Mr. lpelĮleyer.

Bravo.

And who gets the short end ofthe stick?

- E do. - rong.

Mr. Lieps and his daughter whowas so kind to us.

Ifwe had character, we'd help that girl and herfather.

You knowwhat? ewill have character.

- Howwill you do that? . e'll go to Berlin' to Mr. lpelĮleyer.

-To Berlin? -Yes.

- Like this? . No' not like this. Very classy.

Howwill you do that?

My friend,you're not good at planning ahead.

Lookoverthere.

E'll turn these first-class rocking horses into cash.

BERLIN - 11 MILES

A gentleĮlan does not turn around to lookat a lady.

Ifthatwas a lady, l certainly aĮl a gentleĮlan.

No fine Įlan would do soĮlething like that.

No? Howwrong one can be. l found it so elegant.

That Įlust be hiĮl, judging by his profile.

So, let's do it. You go first.

Give Įle a glass ofSherry...

and a caviar roll.

Ait.

-And the financial paper. . lndeed' CounselorofCoĮlĮlerce.

Hatwould the gentleĮlan like?

Milky coffee, a haĮl sandwich and the RQyalP[rvivilegedße[rvlinNewspape[

ould the gentleĮlan like sĮloked or grilled haĮl?

The gentleĮlan does not care, as long as it is a propersandwich.

Ith a lot offilling, understand?

Certainly.

Professor, Įly dear Professor.

Dear Count, what a pleasure to seeyou again.

Likewise, likewise.

Butyou'll have to excuse Įle, l have a rendezvous.

And it is Įly duty as a cavalier to be on tiĮle.

Sweetly. l Įlean certainly.

Ill you do Įle the honor ofcoĮling to Įly hotel' Londoner Hof...

at 5:00 this afternoon?

A Įleeting? ewill.

- Now do the cigarthing. . hat?

The cigarthing.

L'll be atyourservice, Count.

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. Hereyou are. .Thankyou.

Ould you have a light?

L'd be delighted.

Allow Įle, l'Įl CounselorofCoĮlĮlerce lpelĮleyer.

L'Įl Professor Müller.

- Ouldn'tyou like to sit down? .Thankyou.

Soyou are a voice teacher?

Haveyou never heard ofĮle?

Müller.

But ofcourse, l've heard that naĮle before.

The gentleĮlan whojust left was one ofĮly nuĮlerous students.

He caĮle to Berlin especially to continue studyingwith Įle.

He's Count ofMonte Cristo.

A renowned dynasty, a very old noble faĮlily.

Hat ifyou introduced the Count to Įly house?

Ell, Įly dear CounselorofCoĮlĮlerce, that cannot be donejust like that.

- L'd putyou in high account. . l'd accountyou too.

It's soĮlethingwe can discuss.

But first l have to tell you a big secret.

I aĮl an lsraelite.

Then l have to tell you a big secret aswell.

. But... . Ofcourse.

I have a belly.

Cheers.

Hewon't consider it. Hewill not extend the lease.

Just now.

Justwhen we've Įlanaged to get the place out ofthe red.

And why does this gentleĮlan do it? hy?

Because l don'twant to Įlarry hiĮl.

Don'tworry about it, Įly child. You don't have to Įlarry hiĮl and you won't.

Even ifwe have to leave.

L'd rather go around singing than have that scoundrel as Įly son.in.law.

Maybe a Įliraclewill occur.

IpelĮleyer 8:00: Reception

8:30: Concert You will be surprised

9:30: Dinner You will be satisfied

11:00 - 1 2:00 Breakforeveryone to get into costuĮle

1 2:00: Masked Ball Dance PerforĮlances-You will see!

Jacques!

Jacques!

Jacques!

Hat can l do forthe CounselorofCoĮlĮlerce?

The costuĮles the guests bring along Įlust not be unwrapped.

Itwould spoil the surprise.

Ofcourse, CounselorofCoĮlĮlerce.

I begyou to get rid ofyourJewish pronunciation or l will fireyou afterall.

- L'll do Įly best, CounselorofCoĮlĮlerce. . Good.

And then also Įlake sure today, when all the fine guests are here...

not to use so Įlany foreign words.

Foreign words are a Įlatterofluck.

I Įlust use theĮl because l aĮl the Įlaster.

Butyou need not use theĮl, becauseyou are the lackey.

Ah!

Oi!

Ell aren'tyou harnessed.

Hat doyou Įlean, harnessed? ls this a circus?

E'll see once the soiree has started.

So?

FroĮl the frontyou look nebbish like Catherine the Great.

And froĮl the back you look healthy like Napoleon.

Don't Įlention Napoleon. Hewas an anti-SeĮlite.

That's alsowhy hewent bust in Moscow.

Oi, ourdaughter.

She looks like-

Like theVenus de Medici.

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The Count ofMonte Cristo will be delighted withyour French.

Hewill only talktoyou.

And in the end you will be the Countess ofMonte Cristo.

PapayjesŁ1ischéer

hat did she say?

YesŁ1ischéer??

YesŁ1is?? Įleans "l aĮl."

And "chée?? Įleans-

ell, the little goyiĮl here call it ground Įleat.

Ah, Įlilord. You here' in this house?

Yes, we like to socializewith these circles who arevery Įluch friendly to us.

Excuse Įle?

L'Įljust asking for Įly cloakrooĮl ticket.

Butyou're also here.

I have to be. l'Įl the first accountant ofCounselorofCoĮlĮlerce lpelĮleyer.

The first noble guests have arrived.

Tell the orchestra to play the overture.

Certainly.

"KapellĮleistersinger."

The CounselorofCoĮlĮlerce says that the overchew can begin.

- Hat overchew? . l don't know.

Just play soĮle Įlusic.

Good evening.

Ah, Mr. FurchheiĮler.

Mr. FurchheiĮler, please coĮle here fora Įlinute.

Just a Įlinute.

Mr. FurchheiĮler, l invited you nevertheless.

Hat doyou Įlean, nevertheless?

Let Įle tell you soĮlething.

You've been Įly coĮlpany's secretary forthreeyears.

You've been stealing froĮl Įle whereveryou can fortwoyears.

And you've been cheating on Įle with Įlywife foroneyear.

The tiniest incident now...

and you will be released.

Ah, Baroness.

Jacques!

CounselorofCoĮlĮlerce?

Henyou announce the Count ofMonte Cristo...

- take the big golden staff. . Certainly.

Good evening, Miss lsodora.

Good evening, SaĮluel.

Hat is it? l knocked three tiĮles.

The Count ofMonte Cristo and coĮlpanion.

Go ahead.

And coĮlpanion? hat does that Įlean?

You won't be getting a tip froĮl Įle.

MadaĮle, Monsieur.

My daughter.

Ourdaughter.

MadeĮloiselle.

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l aĮl too polite to speak Įly language inyourcountry.

So let us speak GerĮlan.

He's good, isn't he?

- Myvoice teacher, Professor Müller. . Müller.

I bid you to coĮle and listen to the concert.

Your hoĮle seeĮls to be a true teĮlple ofthe arts.

Hat doyou Įlean, teĮlple? Areyou also-

Me? No. How could l be?

Ho knows.

Let Įle tell you, Count...

l know an archbishop naĮled Kohn and a lord naĮled Rothschild.

- Ell... . Really' honestly.

This Įlansion Įlust have cost lpelĮleyera fortune.

Actually, it cost several fortunes.

The Count ofMonte Cristo...

a Įlasterstudent ofour honored and faĮlous Professor Müller...

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About troublewith his lady-love.

11:00 - 1 2:00 Breakforeveryone to get into costuĮle

1 2:00: Masked Ball Dance PerforĮlances-You will see!

Takeyour hand away, FurchheiĮler.

You recognized Įle. How?

Because ofyourfeet.

Mr. lpelĮleyer.

Ho says l'Įl Mr. lpelĮleyer?

Ifl couldn't tell by the pronunciation...

l would know byyourwayward glances at the dance soloist.

And now l knowwhoyou are.

And?

Dr. Kaftan, who sowarĮlly recoĮlĮlended this soloist to Įle.

Yes, l did. Butyou will not touch the girl.

Ho says?

Aren'tyou Įlarried?

Yourworries and Įly Įloney.

Just blowyour nose finally.

Itwill work.

Let's hope so.

L'll tell you soĮlething, Doctor.

Don'tworry so Įluch about the dancer...

but about Įly health.

Did you bring Įly Įledication?

But ofcourse, Mr. lpelĮleyer.

Jacques, canyou explain the costuĮles ofthe Įlasters ofthe house?

Mr. lpelĮleyercaĮle as LQŁ1is Ł1atQ[zey the 1 5th.

Mrs. lpelĮleyercaĮle as PoĮlpadour.

But she looks like a filthy old Įlarket bag.

The daughtercaĮle as ueen "KleptoĮlania."

You Įlean Cleopatra.

Ifyou already know everything, why doyou ask? Oh' oh.

Hey, SaĮluel. Don'tyou want to dancewith Įle?

In this uniforĮl, l can hardlywalk, let alone dance.

You could have thought ofthat earlier.

The Countwill love to dancewith Įle.

Dr. Kaftan, what a surprise!

Bring Įle Įly case with the Įledicine.

- Good God, what happened? . Nothing.

Mr. lpelĮleyerjust has to have his Įledication.

Nowonder, with the life he leads.

-The case is in the cloakrooĮl. . l'lljust look nearthe toilet.

Just give Įle the poison cabinet.

You've got a lot ofZionisĮl.

I supposeyou Įlean cynicisĮl.

Ell, that depends.

SLEEPING PODER

Young lady, l'd like to Įlakeyou a very convenient offer.

CoĮle to Įly officewith Įle.

L'll have to go change now.

I wouldn't Įlind being present.

- It's been prepared. . hat has?

Your Įledication. hat else is new?

Insubordinate lackey.

Hereyou go.

You'll have a good laugh, l've got a rendezvouswith heralready.

I will have a good laugh.

I loveyou and you love Įle, and nowyou Įlake eyes at this goy.

But he's a count, a count.

L'd like to get down on Įly knees in front ofyou...

but it doesn'twork.

- Doyou feel Įly heart beating? . Not through this arĮlor.

Mr. BantheiĮl.

Mr. SaĮluel BantheiĮl.

I hired you to handle the books...

not Įly daughter.

- Boss, we love each other. .Areyou Įleschugge?

Hat doyou Įlean, love? ith an annual incoĮle of600 taler?

My daughterwill not love for less than a Įlillion.

Get out,you wayward daughter.

And stop crying. Thinkabout the guests.

L'd like to slapyou in the face.

My fingers are practically itching.

Just leave it in there. You wouldn't do it anyway.

CoĮle,you wouldn't really do it, would you?

Thereyou go.

Young Įlan...

l'll tell you soĮlething.

Ifyou want to harĮl soĮleone...

don't take up the sword.

Take up pen and ink.

Oi!

Mr. lpelĮleyer, tired already?

Tired? hywould you say that?

Youjustyawned. Earlieryou were so passionate.

Passionate? Knockon wood.

Hat is the Įlatterwith Įle?

MadeĮloiselle.

. May l? . ith pleasure' Count.

Hy this serious lookonyourface?

I have a hea heart.

Then l'll lighten it a bit.

MadeĮloiselle.

- Here is Įly pearl necklace? . here is Įly haircoĮlb?

- Here are Įly rings? . here is Įlyjewelry?

- Here are Įly bouton pearls? - MaĮla! MaĮla!

Here is lpelĮleyer?

IpelĮleyer!

Open up!

Open up!

Just a Įlinute. e're alĮlost done.

Open up.

Open up.

Open up!

IpelĮleyer, Įly dear.

Father, what is it?

He's snoring. Hung over.

Now they're all galloping inJewish haste.

They've taken everything froĮl Įle.

Doyourworst.

I can't.

No, we'll neverever be able to coĮle up with the Įloney.

Yes,you're right, father.

CoĮle on in.

Good Įlorning.

Good Įlorning. hat doyou have for us?

A registered parcel foryou, Mr. Lieps.

And a letterfor Miss Lenchen.

-A registered parcel? .Yes' please sign here.

Hat's this?

Maybe this is the Įliracle you've been waiting for.

"Dear Mr. Lieps and daughter.

Ifyou give thisjewelry to the Įlan who is after Lenchen...

butwith whoĮl shewill have nothing to do...

then everythingwill be fine.

You siĮlply need to tell this Įlan...

that thejewelry belongs to the lpelĮleyerfaĮlily.

The Įlan in question can get into Mr. lpelĮleyer's good books...

by returning thejewelry.

And the business about the billswill be resolved.

E kept Mr. lpelĮleyer's diaĮlond shoe buckles forourselves...

to Įlake up forour great expenses.

Mr. lpelĮleyerwill be able to dowithout theĮl...

because he can onlyvery rarely go around as LQŁ1isÉíV

ith our kindest syĮlpathies.

Two old acquaintances."

Doyou understand this?

Not a word.

These two strangers obviously Įlean well.

That doesn't change the fact that all this stuffis stolen.

Father, now l knowwho they are.

Those two chaps you thoughtwere Įlinstrels.

Those two chaps who during thewedding-

Stole Mr. BiederĮleier'swallet.

Good Įlorning, Peter.

Good Įlorning, Fritz.

- Good Įlorning, Įliss. . Mr. Michel.

Mr. Michel is here.

Good Įlorning, Mr. Lieps.

Good Įlorning, Lenchen.

Michel.

Oh, Michel.

My boy,you've coĮle up in theworld.

Ell...

Seewhat the Prussians can turn a Įlan into.

Say...

will you take Įle to the fair like this?

Ell...

l'll have to think it overcarefully.

-You'll have to think it over? -Yes.

There are so Įlany pretty girls.

You were neverall that keen on Įle.

Isn't that so, Mr-

Oh, where is he?

Ofcourse l'll gowithyou. Onlywithyou.

CoĮle to Įle.

- Michel. . Keep still.

Keep still, l say.

Give Įleyour hand.

CoĮle on.

OurengageĮlent ring.

And nowyourfathercan coĮle in.

He is a corporal.

Mr. Lieps,you can coĮle in again.

It's happened.

E're now engaged.

Ordoyou object, Mr. Lieps?

On the contrary, Michel.

My dearchild.

Now everythingwould be fine, and l'd be perfectly happy if-

l

Oh, God. l alĮlost forgot with all this happiness.

Forgotwhat?

There.

Myword!

CriĮlinal Case against Unknown Person l naĮled Robert

Unknown Person ll naĮled BertraĮl

ell, l would like to present the Įlatter to the District GovernĮlent's President.

Indeed, Police President.

Ell...

l would like to subĮlit this case to the Įlinister.

Indeed, District GovernĮlent's President.

Ell...

l would like to inforĮl His Majesty about this Įlatter.

Indeed, Excellency.

So the Įlatter is as follows. The two little crooks' ifcaught...

will be locked up fora long tiĮle...

although they didn't coĮlĮlit the criĮles to furthertheirown interests.

That's right, Your Majesty.

But soĮlething isn't right.

No, Your Majesty. SoĮlething isn't right.

Ho are those characters?

The fat one on the left is Bacchus' the god ofwine.

He looks likeyou.

And the one on the right is Mercury...

the god ofĮlerchants and thieves.

He looks likeyou.

And in the Įliddle, isVenus...

the goddess oflove.

- Slightly daĮlaged. .You're a philistine.

Good thing l don't knowwhat that is.

You see, Robert, that'swhat life is like.

There are bars everywhere.

It'sjust that soĮle lookout through the bars, and soĮle look in through the bars.

- I preferto lookout. .Then getyourselflocked up again.

You don't have any iĮlagination.

CoĮle on, give Įle a newspaper.

- Hat for? .To read.

. I see. .To Įlake use ofthe cheap light.

I confiscated it because it says soĮlething against us.

Really?

Hat a terribleworld it is. These headlines.

Battles in the Far East.

Rebellion in lndia. New assassinations in Russia.

Unrest in Spain.

Racial struggles between blacks and whites in AĮlerica.

Can't there be any peace?

E're living in theyear 1 839.

Forget it, Įly boy. ln a hundred years, itwill all be different.

No. Yes. No. Yes.

SoĮlebodywrites that every glass ofliquoryou drink...

will shortenyour life by four hours.

Then l've been dead forthreeyears.

I was Mercury and Venuswaved to Įle.

To Įle, too.

I was Bacchus, the old boozer god.

My boy, we even dreaĮl the saĮle.

Yes.

Listen, gods.

Through tiĮle and through space...

wewill be one soul, one heart and one dreaĮl.

Shut up.

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There's no other purpose for it.

Oh, goodness Įle.

Let's show hiĮl whatwe can do.

My two ladies, all alone?

No, there are two ofus.

And now three.

This is Įly auntAnne.

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Can l talktoyou later?

Everything's all right, Lenchen.

Take awayyour uĮlbrella, boldface.

You call Įle boldface? You silly goat.

Crooks! Follow theĮl. Catch theĮl.

Michel.

MoĮl, are they going to heaven?

Robert, it keeps getting higher.

Here arewe going?

I thinkto heaven.

Really? Now already? hilewe're still alive?

Oh, well. Earthlyjusticewouldn't have done us Įluch good anyĮlore.