Original subtitles

"Pancha Pandabas in history 5 brothers here with honey bee"

"Wow! Bharathanatyam, Kuchipudi Manipuri, Kaththakali, dances many"

"In Mahabharatha dance, drama, all round Even Brahma's pen will halt spell bound"

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"In this game of dice a coin in each square Chance can give joy or sorrow, bewarel!"

"Siblings 5 and bee like flowers scented Smiling, con, connive enchanted"

"5 brothers with honey bee"

Shall we go the main song...okay?

"Praise bo the Vishnu's glory Supreme God Lord Hari"

"This world is on a hurry-burry spree By playing cards, love bloomed secretly"

"History will be retold through this story From start to finish, don't you worry!"

"Even the battle of Kurukshetra will be shown like the floral garden of krishna's Brindavan"

"With their magic wand you"ll see they will present us a perfect pot-pourri"

"One man and 5 boys in this movie turn everything into gold picture-perfectly!"

Tell me

- Will you tell or die? - I swear I don't know

Tell me

You know Where is he...?

Please don't beat me

- Did he tell...? - No, he didn't, bro

However hard I hit he isn't budging an incg

Death is circling you

Will you divulge information or die?

Tell

Mumbai...!

Let go of me, bro

Spare my life, bro

I'm beg of you to let me go

Cousin....?!

Why did you shoot him?

What if he had lied?

Not just Mumbai, whichever corner of this world...

....they cannot escape from me

THAILAND

BANGKOK

Indian guide?

Risky to trust them We'll go on our own

- TRUE - Let's move

Hey mister! One Minute

Risk is my life Possibility is my hope

Impossibility is my enemy

Danger is my game

So you want Indian guide or not?

We don't need any guides

A student top priority is a guide

Lord Krishna was the guide Pandavas in the Kurkeshetra war

Bhagavad gita, Quran, Bible and your wives are also guides!

They lead our human lives

Very intersting

We need a guide like you, please

Okay, let's move

Nice experience Take this tip

I won't accept tips or gifts

That is my character

What a character

Sir, why isn't India developing like Bangkok when we have so many wonderful tourist spots

Because India is a dirty country

Shut up

Not dirty india Dirty politics

The Great India which is being spoilt by dirty politics

Every state has party

Every party has color and its own dress code

politicians don't even know the spelling or meaning of MLA!

They make Mother India bow her head in shame!

Oh! Cool, Naidu....calm down

Your sharp tounge and hands are itching....

....to set things right But they won't be of help

If I talk frankly in the Assembly about our politicians...

...I'll end up creating tremors

Some people may take it as a personal affront

You calm yourself down

India VS Australia

Come on Try your luck

Everyone is betting for Australia

No one is Bangkok is betting for India

There is...me!

Praise be to India

India will win for sure

He's betting for India in a losing match...funny guy!

In racing,records, rewards in betting I am the ruling king

Shall I come to the point?

Ready?

Bro....India will win?!

Hew is overloaded with black money in his back pocket, so he can afford it

Good way to change black to white

1000 bucks for india to lose

Opening the account

Keep 1000 ready to give me

He's abusing me?

No, bro

God gave him sound box but forgot the speaker!

Can't talk I am his voice over

Poor thing...he's dumb

India will lose You also bet

Listen, bro, in any election een the last vote counts!

Like how we cannot predict a woman's mind till the last minute

Same way India's last ball will decide its fate

It's all mine

Bro, even a losing match India will come out a winner

In all ways always I will win

Australia has won

- Whaaat? - Yes

In this TV here I saw India win

Someone has taken you for a royal ride, bro

Smell these nots Crisp fresh dollors

Our idea never fails...playing a dvd of a winning match!

Catch him!

He's caught on to ourtrick...let's run

You run ahead

Hey Lucky!

Bro...bro Let's go

Our dad shouldn't know about this betting matter

Correct, bro

Hi papa

Why did you eant to see us urgently?

Who won? Australia or India?

Breaking news of our betting escapade, huh?

Now our bones will be broken

We have money to buy a pocket of cigarettes

But 6 pack body?

My dear sons! Indoor or outdoor?

No, dad...don't

We won't do this again

You keep borrowing money from everyone I'm so ashamed I can't even step out

You are earning with a fake dvd!

papa....!

We are teaching a lesson to those who take short cuts to quick money and ruin families

Don't think you can fool me with your smart Alec answers

Life is a like a book

The 1st and last pages are written by God long ago as our birth and death

What we fill up in the blank pages in between is our life

We are excelling in our fill-up, dad

All we've been doing is swimming in debts!

If we lose the pen we can buy another one

But if we lose the pen cap can we buy that alone?!

Fathers are generally cool like 'Navaratna' oil advertisement

But like engine oil you are so hot tempered

If you get a maid-

Sorry, if we had a mother...

...we'd also have tender loving care showered on us

Phone without sim Network without signal

Children without mother are always looked down upon by our society

Mother sentiment is working out well

Mother, where are you?

Amma...?

Aunty....aunty I'm ready

Coming, Deepti

Hello sir

I hope you enjoyed the rrr-ri-rides, sir

10,000 bahts

After all the hair-raising rides our hormones have also risen

Where can we get 'hot' local gils?

(stammer)

He wants for tonight not next year, tell fast

Honey....!

I don't know about the girls Give me the money

- Get us the girls, we'll pay up - Is there any problem?

Gopal, what's the problem?

They are not paying up

Hey! Son of dog Give him the money

We only wanted an address You gave us an awesome doll

'Miss Beautiful...hot and super Her body soars in temperature"

Tell me-

Oh oh stop!

You brother from another mother!

I don't welcome violence

My school is to be just cool

If you fight for 1 minute you lose 60 seconds of joy

Nice philosophy

Continue

You come here from India for a holiday to relax

Pack up from frustrations refresh and enjoy nature, brother

Why are you trespassing into our space? OUT!

Vijju gets mad ehen a finger is pointed at him!

Ask him to stop pointing his finger at me like that

I won't What will you do?

- Stop, Vijju will handle it - I'll show him a thing or two

Vijju

Go away

Cool down, okay

I want ice cream

Deepti, check if the breakfast is ready Tourists will land up any time now

Make it fast

He's mad about ice cream

Hello...hey hey...Gopal!

You'll run the same errand daily, huh?

- Yes, same job, daily - We haven't made our 1st sale

When do you really sell?

How dare you ridicule my restaurant!

Let me go and cool down vijju

Cool?

Vijju...again getting into a fist fight, huh?

How many times I've told you not to get into a brawl

Your fight-count exceeds both hands and runs into thousands!

You'll never give this up, huh?

Why do you always blame Vijju?

He was fighting those rogues who tried to misbehave with me!

Honey, don't defend him

Scold me, Honey

My mom will never understand me

If I had a dad, he would have hugged and appreciated me

Not scolds me like my mom does

Phone without sim Network without signal

Children without farther are always looked down upon by our society

'Dad sentiment is working out well for you!'

My son...Vijju!

Sathya, however far you are you'll always be close to my heart

We'll shoot a video of this and sell it to Youtube!

- For what? _ MMS craze

What game is it?

Excuse me? Why are you lifting her?

Chinese love-climbing bell

If lovers ring the bell then your love will succeed

- Really? - That's our belief

Vijju, that's 'true lovers' bell it seems

If you climb up and ring the bell love you succeed it seems

People her believe this

So funny, ,right?

For Honey's sake, huh?

Naturally

It's a waste of trying

Te...te...te-

in 10 days Honey is flying off to Australia

What's the use of your love and give?

Whether she flies to Australia or out of space she'll belong to me

Why do you need this love with so many hurdles?

My love has no hurdles, dude

She has no dad to argue about our love

No mom to raise objections No brothers to put a full stop

All she needs to do is accept my love

I'll be there for her

Come with me, Honey

Vijju, where to?

You wanna have fun?

- Fun...? - Come

Careful, Vijju

Ring the bell

Super

Congratulations

For what?

Do you know that significance?

True lover's bell

If you ring it, Love will be approved

Do you know Vijju loves you?

No, he just said 'let's have fun'

He didn't ring it saying 'let's wish for love'!

chillax!

Honey, get ready for tonight's party

"Monday is maddening Tuesday is burdening"

"Wednesday, pain in the wrong place Thursday is head ache always"

"Friday's work load fries you from head to toe

Saturday rejuvenates you with a glow"

"Happily, happily, paint the town red Smile and sparkle gleefully spread"

"Saturday night...night Joy and jubilance at its height"

"Saturday night...night Joy and jubilance at its height"

"Refresh...recharge...restore To carry through 5 days more"

"Reborn, rebuild, to re-begin Resonate joys, rejoice within"

"Pack up problems flit and fly this fun day High five, go high, freak out in every way"

"Happy, happily, live it up Love and laughter no full stop"

"Saturday night...bright Bliss and buoyance at its height"

"Switch off your mind today Switch on your heart to play"

"Then...what about SUNDAY...?!

"Open (Mind) and deep sleep....!"

- Cousin - Tell me

I've searched everywhere except the sea, can't find them

How will I face uncle?

Meet Daulat bai

Who is that?

'They are not in Mumbai?'

You fool!

Are you playing snooker or base ball?

Are you purposely talking in a code language?

What happeened?

Why are you bullying small kids?

You call him a small kid? He looks like a buffalo!

Wait...bro

Then are you a bear's neighbor?

Don't mess with me, Honey?

Which brand? Dabur or Lion?!

Your face looks like an oil can

And what kind of name is Honey?

Jokers! Are you troubling this girl?

Is this your honey-bee?!

I hate violence You better stick to silence

You know, Vijju is an iron man

They he can iron my shirts

Super, bro

Bro...does he sell br...bras?

Why add commas after world?

I'm talking in commas but your brother knows only full stop

If you have guts try and hit me

Try and point your finger at me

Go ahead

Point...point

What's the point of all this commotion?

What the hell are you talking here?

You are creating nuisance

Better tell him to stop pointing his finger at me

You try messing up with me I'll make mincemeat out of you

Let's go, we'll deal with them later

This boat business is the best way to bend the bones of the finger-fatal group

- We are in great soup - What happened?

Our snooker-poker batch is comperting with our boat business

What happened?

Bro! That finger-fatal group is here

I'll deal with them

Vijju...?

They are pointing their fingers at us

Instead of being in the An... ani...Aniimal planet...

....Why are you parading on this beach?

Instead of being in the Po...po...pogo channel...

...why are you painting our beach blue?

Why are you spoiling for a fight?

We will uproot your flag with our boat business on a firm footing

Vijju will bury you before you get your hand or foot in the business

What is he saying?

'Oil can' is pouring something?!

If you have gu...gu..guts try pointing your finger at us

My father has said, if I point a finger at you, 3 more point back at me!

If you want, I can show something else

They are scared now to point a finger at us!

Do you know our background?

- Your underground is trembling - What your glorious background?

The Great Dolly bhai

Mohanlal Mammooty

We must attend the opening of Ajay's boat business

Okay, boss

Dolly bhai is coming

- Greetings, bro - Hello

Where is the inauguration?

Why late?

Are we late?

Let's go

Vijju, do something

Don't let them get a head start

Give it to me

Fast...before they come

Let's go

Quickly

Go with courage in your heart and bring back treasures of the sea!

Get on, sir

I feel like I am sitting on actress Kareena's curves!

Have fun

Dolly bhai take off

"Life is a beautiful journey Who knows what tomorrow will bring?"

"No one knows what our future is?"

My hands are stuck

Did you apply some kind of glue or what?

You invited me for opening function but looks like my closing ceremony!

What has happened?

Save me

Save me, please

Every time you come up with some problem or the other

All the jet ski-ing equipments are spoilt

The handle is missing

DO something and un-glue me from this

Drug dealer is your financier

You arestarting a business with his money

What's this vowel-language?

prem, look at him

Lucky, why get into such mess when you are bad with lies?

Anyone does a mistake you point a finger at me!

Always like this from our childhood

If you mother was here she'd have supported us

And ticked them off

Our father won't help us Let's deal with them ourselves

Wait! Ball is in my court now

Whoever makes a mistake is unanswerable to me

Whether my children or someone else's

Who is inside?

come out

Do you have boys borna and brought up the wrong way?

And they are messing with my boy's business

Who is it?

"Sathya, I love you...you love me!"

"Sathya, I love you...you love me!" Sathya, I touch you, you touch me"

"Dear God My good lord!"

"When your beauty caresses me Its fragrance...spreads gently"

"I'm on cloud 9...really!"

"Sathya, I love you...you love me!"

"Sathya, I love you...you love me!" Sathya, I touch you, you touch me"

"stood before you draped ina sari will you kiss me...are yoou ready?"

"Kiss me soft and slow Sit next to me, hug...don't go"

"Why talk and waste time here Take me to the next level, dear"

"I'm on top of the world, darling!"

"His hormones working over time! Goodness Not waiting till the wedding, avaricious!"

"My parents haven't said yes, but he says no,

he can't keep his hands off me somehow"

"Your curvaceous hip reminds of soulful music from a clarinet, baby"

"Life is treating me ever so beautifully"

"Sathya, I love you...you love me!"

"Sathya, I love you...you love me!"

"Dear God My good lord!"

"When your beauty caresses me Its fragrance...spreads gently"

"I'm on cloud 9...really!"

Sathya! I gave birtth to you

No, daddy My mother

Shut up

I brought you up

No, daddy The maid did

Shut up!

My name is Subbu

My house is called dabbu (Money)

That is exactly your disease!

Shut up

To be happy a man needs 7 requirments

Nore down

1 is air to breathe 2 is water

3 is food 4 is clothes

5 is money 6 is money

7 is money 8 is money-

You added 1 more extra

Cut the 8yh one

Where is the richest person?

Right in front of me

Good

Where is the poorest person?

In front of you, sir

Very very good

What's the distance between the loftiest and the lowliest?

6 feet, sir

Not the distance

Why would I gave my daughter to you?

Virility

How many children can you father?

How can I count the children before marriage, sir?

How do I check your manliness?

Give me and I will prove my point

What is your monthly income?

5 to 6

- Lakhs? - No, 100s

100 rupees per day

No, per month

Even my maid can't adjust in that income!

I can, sir

I'll hit you

What will you adjust-

Shut up

Not that, sir-

What's your caste?

Are you particular about caste?

I am particular about caste and cash

We are not compatible

Get out!

Mr Subbarao, why are you obsessed with money?

Money can buy everything But not love or peace

Cool, Naidu....calm down

You are here to finialize an alliance, not to cut family ties

You've won the girl's heart now win over her father too!

Be cool and sail smooth!

Hello! Exit is that side

Father-in-law Sorry, Mr Subbarao

If I exit, it will be after marrying your daughter

Take my maid who is ready to run with you

Shall I go sir?

I'll kill you Go inside

Not her You go inside

I'm helpless, Naidu

My dear madam....stop

Here's 500000 for you

I don't take dowry

Who said it is dowry?

It is for you to give up my daughter

My love for your daughter cannot be bought

Are you sure?

It can't be bought

Take this suitcase

Bend or send I won't accept

10 or 15. I won't fall for your bait

Who specified an amount? Turn back and take a look

This is an empty suitcase I'll give you 6 months time

If you fill this suitcase with Rs 500000

...I'll get you married to my daughter

Otherwise-

I'll be back with 500001

Mr Subbarao

However rich a man may be...

....when he sneezes it is 'ach' not 'rich'! You can check if you like

I will be back

- Sathya...? - Naidu!

I'm seeing you after so many years

You look the same Like an Ajanta sculpture

You look the same too As tall as the Eiffel tower

Your style and glamor As awesomer as always

In 19-

Don't mention the year, Naidu

Why? Am I raking forgotten memories?

No...age

After so many tears, are you coming back for my sake?

I didn't even know you lived here, Sathya

I came regarding those idiots who are doing that boat business

Naidu! They are my sons

They are your sons...?

Who are the boys fighting with my sons?

They are my sons!

- Your children? - Yes

Sathya, keep your boys under control

Otherwise, you know what will happen, if I lose my cool

I know

My sons are also like you you keep your boys under control

Take care

Old love story

On the exterior they seem to be fighting

Their feelings haven't changed in the interior

I'll decode it and get all the details

MUMBAI

You went to Bankok and came back with...

...a fractured finger instead of a 'sandwich massage'!

Don't rub it in My son is in a bad mood

Please do something, bhai

Okay, I'll take care

Kill him

Where did you take this?

Bangkok

Siddha bhai, where are you?

Daulat bro Got any news?

Got your stuff

Really? Let me see

This is the girl I've been looking for

Where is she?

In Bangkok

In Bangkok...?

My brother will see to it

He will finish this deal for you

We found out Honey's whereabouts

- Where? - Bangkok

I'll come back only with her

Inform uncle

Why are you circling me?

Not just earth rotating, even life is a circle You come back to where you began

That's how we met

You didn't, when you should have Even if you do now, what's the use?

Whatever the time left let us make good use of it

Sathya, I'm strong in taking a vow But my weakness is not letting it go

Just as your father challenged me...

...I earned that money by toiling night and day in 5 months, not 6!

I came to your house dreaming of seeing you ina wedding saree

But no one was there

I had no idea where or how you were

I was devastated

Now you show up with your sons

They are not mine!

They are my father's secretary Sambaiya uncle's sons

My father faced great loss in his business and died

I adopted Sambaiya uncle's sons as he also passed away, that's all

But I didn't get married or have children like yiu did

My life started with Usha the sun and set with 'Vennila' the moon

Usha, Vennila.....2 wives?!

Don't you know 'Usha' means dawn and 'Vennila' means night?

What about your boys?

Let me tell you a secret they themselves don't know

They are orphans

Wow! What a love story

- Love never has a expiry date - Oh my god!

By the way I'm Honey

I'm Naidu

We think of our boys as our future

Don't tell them about our past

They will be distressed if they know I'm not their biological mother

Yes, they can't bear it

Okay....okay

I'll keep ita asecret provided you both continue your unfinished Love story

Get married and start your 2nd innings

Okay?

'Children without mother are always looked down upon by our society'

'If our mother was here she'd have supported us'

'And ticked them off'

'If my father was here he'd have supported me'

'And ticked them off'

What's all this fa..fa..father mother and marriage?

When time favors you a father walks into your life

...when you're yourself as old as a father!

Whether he crawls or walks we don't need a father!

Gopal, you shut up!

Do you know what a father is?

One who worries about his kids without worrying about himself

Great gift given by God

That is dad

You can convince us

But how will this wicked world react?

Goddamn world!

When your mom was working with blood, sweat and tears...

...did that wicked world lend her a kerchief?

Don't lose out on a dad's love

Same goesa to those motherless children!

Which motherless children?

Just kids Small kids

1 of those boys can't even talk!

Oh my God!!

I don't care what this world thinks

I'll make sure my mom gets married

I'll welcome my dad

He's as old as a lighthouse and he is falling in love now?

College love Not now

They want to make yesterday love blossom!

We'll get them married

Uncle and aunty get married, huh?

Sounds awful

We are ourselves dying to get married

You are thinking of love, marriage and on top of it, gain our support

We Won't agree at all

Shut up

Do you know who the mother is?

God cannot be with us all the time So he created an option: mother

Mother is a Goddess without a temple

When such a mother knocks at your door, you think it's your money lender

And refuse to open the door!

Your bad luck

I need a mom

I need more details about her

That mother has...2 children

2 children?

Just this small

One is learning to talk only now

Even then we must see them

They are preparing for their kindergarten exam!

What?

At the wedding, they will appear as your gifts!

Agreed

Hello...slow motion

Already a late marriage and you are delaying it further

Witnesses?

He is the groom's witness She is the bride's witness

You?

You 'Weeping Buddha'! What does it matter who I am?

Register their marriage

Sign, uncle

Aunty, quick

But the boys aren't here as yet

Auspicious timne will pass by the time they land up

Come...fast...fast

Sign here

Wedding is over

Happy married life

Why is my left eye suddenly twitching?

My whole body is trembling

Wonder what will happen now

"Unexpressed words in your smile"

What is this? Marriage is over?

We had to register before the inauspicious time set in

Dear, my sons

OUR sons!

Where have you arranged the feast?

Let's go look for our younger brothers!

Little bro..junior..where are you?

My dad is a bride groom

Now we have a mom who'll feed us

Why are you staring?

We 2 They are 2

You are 3 Total 7

If we live together we can be happy

As 1 family

Not happy Un-happy!

I'll never live with them

Me too

Cancel this marriage

Dearest...?

Just now they got married?

That's why it is easy

Throw that garland on her face, dad

I'll get you a new one

I'll punch your face before that!

Don't laugh too much Next will be your 'tooth pick bro'

At least now stop all these squabbles and quarrels

We didn't get married for selfish reasons

But to give you the parents' love you all missed out on!

Be united from now on

With them?

- Impossible - It is Impossible

They will be staying with us from tomorrow

Okay, dear?

I know Dad will say 'no'

Ajay, sons should respect parents' wishes

Husband should see the wife's point of view

This is her 1st wish as my wife It is my duty to fullfill it

I intend staying with her from tomorow

If you want to come you are most welcome

Uncle...!

Aunty...?

Gopal, get up

Aunty!!

Uncle, where is your luggage?

Did you come to drop uncle here?

Yeah! Heis a school kid and we must drop him in his hostel

We came because mom asked us to

Wherever mom and dad are we will also be, naturally!

Vijju....?

Rambo is angry

Salutations to mother

Whenever we asked for a mom dad would buy us new toy

We'll see our mom in that doll That's how we grew up

1st time we are seeing a mom 'live'

Yes, mom, we've been waiting for a mom's affection

"Greetings, my dear mother"

"A big hello...to my mom dear"

"May you be happy, dears May you live for 100 years"

"Like a star in the sky, shine Spread joy like the sun sublime"

"Greetings, my dear-"

Why is he hurrying in with a hammer, bro?

No, don't, Vijju I invited them, no?

They are your brothers

Natural for them to stay with their parents, right?

True, Vijju That's why they are here

Mom, which room will they occupy?

Your room

Wh...where will we be? Sto...stor-

You'll be in the sto...store room and we'll be in the bed room

You take this room And relax

I won't

Only because your bads luck took an U turn, you are here with us

If you act up, nail to be hit on the wall will be in your-

Hearts's ce...cen...cent-

Got it Let's go

Understood?

Oho! Romantic couple

Uncle..... happy?

Wait for 2 days

I'll make the fighting brothers turn into '5 pandavas'

Oh sorry You carry on

Honey

Uncle, I'm so happy to see you both like this

- All the best - Thank you

Sathya, thanks to Honey who made us one happy family

True, dear

It would be great if Honey also becomes part of our family

She is made for Vijju

Vijju, why did you bring me this far?

I'll tell you

Fishing net?

Hold it

Put it down

Why didn't you bring me here before?

Everything has a time, no?

Come here

See

Wow! Beautiful island

Vijju, look at that gold fish

I - love - you

Vijju, I love you

I love you too

Honey....?

Do I take your silence as acceptance?

"Don't stare at me persistently Don't kill me provokingly"

"Thoughts of you drive me crazy my precious Honey bee!"

"No tiny green chilly bites please of my pink cheeks...don't tease"

"As second skin when you hug me Intoxicated...giddy...I get dizzy"

"You cling to me like jasmine fragrantly"

"You are like a loaded pistol blasting my heart out of control"

"Glit...glit...glittering Step...step...stepping"

"Only you can be my dream gorl tottaly"

"Shall I pinch You impishly? Shall I embrace you gently?"

"Shall I give my heart to you? Shall I give my love so true?"

"Without water a plant can't flower"

"Without you in my life I face emptiness and strife"

"Life without a soul-mate is a hollow hellish state"

"If you are by my side every moment is a joy ride"

"My life went winding thanks to you like a spring"

"Like a cyclone you enveloped me darling, with gestures stormily"

"Shim...shim...shimmering Wow..wa...waltz...waltzing"

"Only you can be my chimera completely"

"I'm prisoner of your love sublime I won't leave you till the end of time"

"Is your smile a combustion of love potion or ammunition?"

"Thief of yesterday, today, tomorrow You've opened my heart's window"

"Is there a knife or scissor in your sharp glance of fervot"

"Oh God! Your eyes expressively sliced the mango-like delicious me"

"Like a new ball, you made me cross new boundaries gladly"

"You made me jump with joy to everlastingly enjoy"

"Shine...shine...shining Tan...tang...tangoing"

"My dream girl lovely My one and only"

"Shall I build you a temple in my heart? For me to prostrate from begining to start?"

"If you ask won't I die for you? My only true love, my beau"

Honey! I've got good news for you

You've got your visa to go to Australia

What...you look so dull when I've given you such great news

God always gives me everything but temporarily and he takes it all back

When I was missing my family Vijju professed his love to me

So quickly God is taking it away from me

I van't lose my happiness this time

Isn't this what you were waiting for so long?

I wanted to go to Australia for a better life

How can I get a better life than this?

So I wish to become part of this family

"You for you, me for me that's how life will be"

Why this red...raging anger

I'm feeling sleepy

"Lord Krishna and Brindavan..."

You should always be the 5 united brothers

"Lord Krishna and Brindavan Belong equally to everyone"

Mom has left

Let's switch to the sports channel

Papa's gone Let's watch Pop channel

Whoever has the remote will decide the channel

I got it

Let me

No, I can manage

Listen to me-

I told you I can manage Why are you pestering me?

Vijay! How could you? Apologize at once to your dad

Sathya, he didn't mean to-

My mother...her wish She can hit me or yell at me

Who are you to come in between?

Don't poke your nose You have no right to talk

You shattered my happy life bringing these people in

He got married to my mom for this house, not for love

Don't you dare deride my dad? Is this Bangkok palace or what?

It's a goddamn hell within 4 walls

What rubbish are you blabbering?

Vijju, stop it

Why are you fighting instead of accepting each other as brothers?

They can never become our brothers

Neither you our dad

Didn't I tell you right then not to come and stay here?

But you insisted

You made a big mistake marrying him, mom

Vijju....my dear son

I am so sorry

I'm to blame for all this stredd and distress

Don't worry, Sathya

Their age to make us worry Ours to take it in our stride

By the time children understand their parents...

...they will become parents who will be questioned by their children!

That's when they will realize what it is to be in our shoes

This is the human psychology of every generation

Generation will change

But human psychology will never change

All said and done they are our children

Of course

Of course, your children!

Orphans whom you adopted to shower mother's love

Hoisted them on your shoulder as a dad

Teaching them to take their 1st step

Gave them the best life ever from the bottom of your hearts

This was your big blunder

You were the answer to their lives which was a huge question mark

And you changed your lives into a question, your next big mistake

If I tell them their true lineage-

Honey!

They won't be able to bear the truth

They only lacked the luxury their mother's milk, that's all

They think I am their biological father

By blurting out the truth you will ruin the reason for our wedding

Even if we didn't give birth to them

...they are our children totally

Lucky!!

Lucky, where are you taking us?

Why did you bring the-

Why did you come here?

What...?

What is he blabbering?

What are you saying?

Their mother is not their real mother?

Are they orphans?

Don't talk rubbish

Take your hands off me

You've gone absolutely loony

What Lucky says is true

I knew this before he found out

Uncle and aunty made me promise not to tell you but he overheard it tonight

Super, Lucky!

1st time you spoke and shocked everyone

Was your mother wrong?

One who raises a child cherishes the act more than one who gives birth

She set aside her own love and showered affection on to you

She was wrong

Was your dad wrong?

For your life's sake he forsake his life

He was also wrong

Why did our mother hide it from us?

What would you have done If she had told you?

Why did my dad not tell us? I will ask him directly

What will you ask?

Why did you step in as my dad?

He didn't want you to know because you'd be devastated

Now go and tell 'we know the truth'

And make things worse for them

Go and do that immediately

Honey, none of us will talk about this any more

Lucky, you didn't over hear anything You didn't anyone anything

This truth will be forgotten right here

They will always be our parents

We shouldn't upset them anymore

Honey, you brought the entire family one roof

Those who fought signed peace treaty

I'll celebrate this happy moment with aunty and uncle

I'll confirm my love for Vijay in front of everyone

- Why is Reena here? - For your sake

Why so late?

Sorry

What's the ne-news?

I'll tell once aunty and uncle are here

Didn't tell you there is something special brewing?

Naughty fellow!

Onew minute

Hello uncle Where are you?

Why haven't you come here?

Found her

Take her

Who the hell are you?

You are asking me what I should asking you!

Who is she to you?

Try touching her and you will know

Finish him

Isn't it wrong to try and kill my broyher in front of my eyes?

Let go of me

If you touch my dad it is like touching my heart!

- Hey! Come - Leave her

Who the hell are you coming in between?

Where are you rushing away?

Vijju, don't come

If you don't give me honey I'll slice her throat

A single drop of my mother's blood and you'll be hanging headless!

Don't Stop it

They have come for me from my home town

I have to go with them

I called you all today to tell you about my past

The same past has caught up with me

Please let me go

I'm sorry, I told you I was an orphan, uncle

It is only right on my part to go back with them

Don't, Honey

What bloody don't You better come

Don't hurt aunty

Why are you playing the martyr?

You come along

If anyone moves to save her you won't see her alive

If you hide in Bangkok did you think ik can't catch you?

Enough of staring Get into the car

Don't worry, sir She'll be alright

thank you, doctor

How is your daughter now?

My daughter is fine

But what she and I feared about Honey's past has happened

Why did Honey hide her past from all of us?

To know the details, 1st I must brief you not about Honey

'But about 2 villages in the border of 2 states, Andhra and Karnataka'

'One is Pandavapuram Another is Kauravapuram'

'Dharma'nna is a big shot in Pandavapuram

'He is like the adopted son of Dharma'

'Suyodhana is a big wig in kauravapuram'

'He is like the illegitimate son to atrocities and adharma'

'For all his misdeeds his children were his weapons'

'There is also a story to these villages like a page from our history texts'

'Residents of Pandavapuram used to indulge in dance drama'

'....playing the roles of only the Pandavas'

'The same held good for Kauravapuram who enacted roles of Kauravas only'

'In the course of time, each had thier own identity and family tree'

'When people all over celebrated the harvesting festival in mid January...'

'...these 2 groups contested over some issue annually without fail!'

'They gambled even to the extent of staking their mothers or daughters'

'One particular year, Suyodhana schemed a betting game with bad intentions wherein...'

'....the loser should not celebrate any happy event for 14 years'

'But he lost the game and fell into the hole he dug for them'

'So Suyodhana's sons could never get married for 14 years'

'After the stipulated time they got a chance to take revenge'

You are back after 14 years to gamble with us, what's your bet?

If I lose I'll donate my wealth to the people of both villages entirely

I'll leave this place along with my family never to return

But if you lose, your daughter should become my daughter-in-law!

Accept this, sir, because if we lose only our family will pay the price

But if we win both villages benefit

Okay

Super, father

I'll fix the wedding date

You get your daughter ready for the wedding and to bid you farewell

You played your cards right with your eye-talk at the right time, Ranga

So I'm duty bound to 'help' you...see you!

'He silenced Ranga by burying him dust to dust, ashes to ashes cleverly'

We never thought Ranga would betray us in this manner

Brother, you are sticking to fair play but won through foul play

Your daughter, Honey's life should not get ruined like this

Don't think twice, let Honey stdy in Australia just as she wanted

It is my duty to ensure she is safe in Bangkok till she gets her visa

This is how Honey came to live with me

She got her visa

Since Vijay professed his love to her choosing your family over her plans....

...she tore her visa impulsively

I'm petrified what those brutes will do to Honey

Father...mother...!

Sister....?

My dear Honey...!

You gave some sob story your daughter ran away

From now on, Your daughter will stay only in our house

You just attend the wedding, bless her, eat your stomach's content and go

Start...drive

Move away, cousin

Come

I'm helping you get even with your 14 year-feud, uncle

Bravo!

Move

Your bed is waiting for you to lie on!

No savior will come to your rescue, save your tears

"Siblings 5 and bee like flowers scented Smiling, con, connive enchanted"

This is Suyodhana's house

Entering his house is as good as entering a tiger's cage

Inhabitants are not human But she-demons!

However dangerous they are we won't go back without Honey

Not that-

Will you help us or not?

Okay, tonight you'll enter the house by hiding in Sathy's water tanker

Damu, fill up our tanks quickly

- Come here - Why?

Watch this new video of a fake God man's romance!

Why are you snoring away to glory instead of guarding the place?

Till the wedding, you are supposed to guard silently, not snore loudly

Sorry, boss

If you mess it up you'll be minus your head

Go back to guarding

Come

I'm here to make Pandavapuram listen...

...to your tenacity and durability of our Kauravapuram mattress!

Why are you acting pricey?

He is after all youe fiance!

Instead of hugging him tight why are you moving away in fright?

Eat

Don't test my patience

I'll brand her by this hot ladle and make her surrender to you

Come, my dear nephew

See you

Vijju...?

Vijju...!

I love you, Vijju I missed you

I know

How did your come here all by yourself-

We are here as 1 family to take you back with us

I can't come, Vijju

Why are you scared? We are here for you

I'm not scared for my life But for my parents

If you try to escape We won't hunt you down

But you'll come back in search of your parent's dead bodies!

I can't for sake my parents for the sake of my love

Well said

You told me your parents are more important to you than your love

I'll convince your father and take you back formally

Leave...leave

Have you come to save her all the way from Bangkok?

You are caught handed

We'll make you 'dust to dust' ashes to ashes' in our quarry!

Uncle...!

What's this noise in the middle of the nigh-?

Why is the mace on the floor?

Irt has got dented

Why buy trouble?

They will only pray and not scrutinize it

Put it back but turn it the other way

If they find out about the mace it is the end of us in this place

Look! Fully drunk, he is rolling on the floor like an empty bottle

He is bleeding

This 1 year of living in disguise will be a boon to you, Yudhishtra

You'll get back to your original as soon as this year is over

Thank you, Lord Krishna

More than my affection for Honey your love for my daughter is priceless

She's really very fortunate

But not lucky enough to become a part of your family

Even if we agree for this alliance the 2 villages will oppose our decision

We have to face the consequences of our (mis)deeds and karma therein

You are upset because you are so virtuous

Was it right of Kaikeyi to send Rama in exile even though Dasaratha granted her a boon?

Kauravas exiling Pandavas since they lost in the dice game...

....so be it as per rules But is it motally right?

You agreed to let your daughter marry into this family, if you lost

So rule-wise you are right But they won through deceit

I want to share ups and downs of my life with Honey

I'll rescue Honey

It is not an easy task as you think

Determination will decidew the impossible in our favor

Let us use all the illusive and elusive tricks possible

By begging, black mailing insisting, intimidating

By changing or cheating them

Make them lose their mind or diverting their mindset

We'll rescue Honey who made us 1 happy family...

...by making Suyodhana himself mend his ways and make her our daughter-in-law

What is our plan, father?

With divine help we will succeed

If necessary, we can win through astrology

Like the eunuch Brihnnala in Mahabharatha

...I'll teach music and dance to the queen and princesses

Like Valala the head cook i will enter the royal kitchen of king Viratta

What is your disguise?

I'll be Granthic who will attend to the horses in the stable

What about you?

I'll go as Sairandhri, beautician and lady-in-waiting to the queen

Remember, even if one of us is found out in this 1 year of being incognito...

...We will be exited again

Murari, does Suyodhana have any friends?

Landlord Buridi

There is a family wedding tomorrow in his house

Greetings

Suyodhana, welcome

You are the master of gambling Your game awaits you

You bachelor boys! Colored sarees await you this side

Come...come

praise be to Lord Shiva

Who the hell are you? You are dressed up funnily

If you ask in the eastren direction the sun will update you

If you ask West wind will answer

If you ask North God of time will replay

If you Siuth God of death will inform you of your time of death

1 look at us, death will be 'scared to death'!

You nitwits! 14 minutes from now, you'll be clutches in the jaws of death

What crap!

As if his predictions will come true!

Who the hell is he?!

When the planets are not well aligned his entry is a blessing in disguise

He'll predict second by second within a second

In the 14th minute you'll both go in search of him

In the game of cards, many have lost even a kingdom

But your lucky hand always reigns supreme

'Victory' is the name of my house

You changed the name of your house?

Till yesterday we also thought this

Then we met a man who is the synonym for victory

Where is he?

He is the one I just spoke about

Gopi Gambler Gopi

24 x 7 x 365 cards, clubs and casino!

Your body guard look is good Only thing missing are these glasses

Place your cards

Already done

I didn't even see him deal

Didn't I tell you he is real fast?!

Damn all this danger!

As if danger will fall down from the skies

Light my cigarette

Glam dolls will disappear Let us hurry back

Oh my God!

What happened?

Damn lucky

You escaped this danger by a hair's breadth!

Danger....?!

My target is actually not numskulls like you

To beat betting laureate, king of gambling Suyodhana hollow

You are sitting right in front of your opponent, your dream has come true

What are you saying? Oh my god! What an honor!

What a pleasure

Right from childhood I've been dreaming of taking a photo along with you, sir

They are equally matched

- Smile please - Thank you, sir

This is enough I've beaten you

My life time ambition has been fulfilled

- I am going to retire - Wait, my friend

In 14 days, there's a wedding in my family You must stay with me as my guest

I must play with you and win

I am Sathya Menon My specialty is 'sweet balls'

May be he isn't suffering from diabetes!

Hmmmmmmm...mouth watering!

Did you alone do all this?

No, I have assistants to help me

Like it?

- Very much - Thank you

Sweet ball or she?]

I meant this 'laddu'

- All yours - Coming?

For what?

To make sweet balls for their family wedding

Yeah, that's why

I'll come, sir Thank you

Astrologer sir, forgive us for not taking you seriously

We insulted you very sorry

Just like you said, we escaped a huge danger by the skin of our teeth

If you come home we'll treat you like God

If you don't we'll die at your feet

I'll come and predict your planetary charts, enhance the science of directions in your

house

I'll protect you from death

If you gave birth tonus, father he gave us a rebirth!

He just now saved us from a huge danger!

Take his blessings

Catch me falling at his feet! I don't need anyone's blessing

This is a matter of life and death for your children

When we need a life saver in our card game...

...don't we use a trump card?

If he is making such sweeping promises let's see what he can deliver

You've all gained foothold easily How will I enter their space?

Don't be in a hurry, Ajay

I've planned when and how you should enter their house

Be ready

He has been with me all the time and is drooling over my fiancee!

I can forgive anything but back stabbing

Get lost!

Uncle

I know who they are and their where abouts

The people of pandavapuram have sent het some where far away

Even though we won after 14 years...

..We are not able to taste the fruits of our victory

I'll some how get them

I'll take leave now

'His name is Sheik Ali Masthan'

'He treats and cures amnesic patients with alternate medicine called Unani'

Both you and I know his predicament

I know What now?

He has forgotten his entire past

By my treatment at least he has found his way here

A capsule a month will make him recollect and get back to normalcy

Yes...yes, it will

- Where is my capsule? - Here you go

I'll go and bring back that girl

Take our folks in

Come in

Supreme Absolute Truth!

Why did you step back, Guruji?

Praise be to the 9 planets

There is an evil spirit that's envelopiong this house

What are you blabbering?

When the divine mace is here how can any spirit have evil effect?

That evil spirit has dented your mace

Guna, get the mace

Victory to Duryodhana

Praise be to the divine mace

True, there is a dent, father

Let me see

Drive the spirit away before our life gets dented, Guruji

I tried my best to convince her but she isn't listening to me

Looks loke she'll only respond to rough and tough handling

Don't worry, somehow I will manage to bring her around before your wedding

Who are these people? They look like a drama troupe

How dare you hit my aunt!

He hit the evil spirit inside her When did she come here to stay?

14 years

How long since you lost in your gambling game?

14 years!

How long since you were forced to be bachelors like over grown okra?

Same, guruji

Do you want evil spirit or our Guruji's positive vibes?

We need only Guruji here

Then the sooner you send your aunt away the better

Send her beyond the outskirts of this village

What's this injustice?

Wait

What?

Uncle, keys

1st time she called our father as 'uncle'

All grace of our Guruji

Praise be to Guruji Graharaj

Praise be to our dear Guruji

Vijju, what's all this drama?

This is how the pandavas stayed incognito for a year

We are doing this for your sake now

No one can come in between you and me in this game!

'His name is Pichakuntla pydlithali'

'He is very fond of Bapu's cartoons and poems written by Cinare'

'So he fashioned a pen name for himself as Bapure'

'He loves drinking coffee in the rain and writes poetry in the moonlight'

'His weakness is playing judas and hence ruining many families'

'His wife ran miles away from him without even waiting for a divorce'

'Totally he is a retard'

I inhale and exhale Telugu

'Son of a mongrel! I will punch you so hard, your ears will go (S)tone deaf!'

Aha! Even swear words in Telugu are ambrosia to my ears!

Telugu damsel! Come out and learn traditions and Telugu customs

Dad! Don't call me Kuchala kumari How many times do I have to tell you?

Call me Kuku

That's why I've brought you here to change your name

I can't carry this saree, daddy

I want my shorts right now

There are 3 bulls raging in this house who are bachelors after losing a bet

You don't know how they will react to you

You mean bulls, dad?

You and your accent! Do what you want!

Guna, go to every house in Kauravapuram and invite them for the wedding personally

Yes, father

Brother-in-Law?

Hello bro-in-law!

Why are you showing up so late?

I received the 1st invitation The wedding will be a grand success

What book are you writing now?

I'm rejuvenating drops that are fading out

Name of the book is 'Raindrops of Telugu'

He and his Telugu obsession

Where is your daughter?

My dear Kuchala kumari Uncle wants to meet you

What is this dress?! What happened to your sari?

I did a strip tease It was so hot

You mean slipped it bout with ease

How does her attire matter? She is very attractive

She can marry my eldest son Guna when my youngest gets married

Let me marry her, father?

Don't change your mind I beg of you

When we were exchanging horoscope the groom-to-be dies of epilepsy

When she was about to get engaged the groom died of a head injury

Choose either of them for my daughter

You'll be blessed if you agree

Either of them is fin-

Where did they go?

Bapure can't be bowled over!

What an ideal Telugu idol?!

Who is this respected soul?

To save the family from all hurdles

The astrology genius and his assistant

Always be alert

Greetings, sir

I'm Bapure

I heard you are an astrogy genius

Which planets are under your control?

What ancient Hindu texts have you read?

What sacred texts have you memorized?

You want to know about the scripures I've studied?

Those who pass in 1st class...

...become Govt officials, engineers and doctors

Those who pass in 2nd calss..

...chose a career in managment or business controling the 1st class people

Those who pass in 3rd calss...

...become politicians controling ist and 2nd class sectors

Those who fail and don't feature in any of these become thugs and dacoits

They control all 3 sections

The last group without any qualifications are the seers and God men

Whole world falls at the feet of this 5th group

What knowledge What enlightenment

No award can match your brilliance

Let's go

To be on the safe side, ask our folks to be on their guard with this fellow

Okay, dad

Nice chicken piece

Sexy leg

Telugu dhai Telugu eggplant

Telugu tamarind rice Telugu pickle

Who is the angel who cooked this feast?

I am Sathya Menon

This feast was cooked by me and my 2 assistants

He is Mr Graharaju and his assistant

What a beautiful telugu name right, Kuchala kumari?

Mr Genius, are you married?

I'm a chaste bachelor

Why this celibate status?

It's the only way to change this world

Once married, we can't even change a TV channel!

What does 'askjalita' mean, dad?

When desires of all kinds rage from within our body...

..to curb all worldly pleasures and bring it under control

Isn't he a great man?

Are you also 'askhalita'?

Shut up! Don't make an ass of yourself

I'm married

Oh! Is that so?

Who is your husband?

He is-

You said you are a staunch bachelor?

I meant he is as tall as him

Tourist guide abroad

Oh! That's what you meant?

Heard that, dear?

Though her husband is abroad she is such an uncrushed flower!

This is the beauty of our Indian restraint

But a non-Indian woman would have been taken apart like this

What made you come to that conclusion?

Who is this chap who looks like a 6 footer even when he is seated?!

Gam-gambler Gopi

Are you that Gopi who made my brother-in-law lose in cards?

Then play a game with me and try to win

Whay are you grabbing my finger?

He's implying your hand will be left with 4 fingers only!

What will happen to my 5th?

Thank you, sir You saved my finger

Bapure, don't get tensed

Finish your 1 and 2 and come

What does 1 and 2 mean?

And you call yourself a poet!

1 is to pee 2 is to crap

Once ...just once I have to beat him

You? I changed my number and network and still you traced me!

Where are you, loony female?

You are here...where?

Dammit!

- Who, friend? - My fiancee

Why did you yell at her then?

She is tsunami draped in a sari

She stuck on to me right from when she was a year old

She's still holding me tight

How old is that tsunami beauty?

What a charming beauty!

She has Telugu filled into every pore of her body

No! She looks like a fighting fowl ready for the game

I feel like making her mine

She looks strong and sturdy like a rain drenched cement bag

If you see a girl you get all hot bothered

Dumbass

Why did you come 'when I told you not to'?

My love for you is increasing like our world bank debt

Your love for me is declining like the value of our rupee

I can'tlive without you, dear

Don't touch me

Sorry, I touched you by mistake

I cannot live without my darling

I am going to die

Don't go any where I'll make him change his mind

Friend, your fiancee will stay with us

Take her inside and show her to her room

Why another room? She can stay with my daughter

Comem, sweet heart

Please go

You are like a full frown tree liberally fertilized

Uncle, who is this?

Why get irritated?

She is gambler Gopi's fiancee

Greetings

Kuchala kumari

This wonderful lady will be sharing your room

She's just like vanilla ice cream

You look awesome too

- Nice dress - Thank you

Take this Telugu lady inside

Bapure, he-

HE?!

I mean she should not share a room with your daughter

Each of you give me a string of dos and dont's

Shut up! You and your vowel language!

She crosses her leg on to the person sleeping next to her

So what?

Both are woman, let them cross legs on each other

What is wrong?

Bapure, listen-

Stop your advice

Come with me, dear

Bapure...Bapure!

What is this speed breaker saying now?

2 swords can't be in sheath

He's butting in!

2 females heads can't share a bed

Listen to-

Note down his pearls of wisdom

Nowadays isn't 1 phone used with 2 sim cards, no?

Everyone has some dumb suggestion...go

Your daughter's life shouldn't get ruined

I know best!

Telugu damsel. teach her the ins and outs of Telugu

'Turmeric lends a glow to a married lady's face"

"Vermilion grants longevity to a woman and her spouse always"

"To be kissed , invite cheeks milky white"

- I can't - Continue

Is he torturing us to gape at that girl?

Rice flour pattern with dots you drew was awesome

Thank you

Your muscles are also awesome

Look how she follows our Telugu customs!

See with what devotion she has drawn that pattern

Why is she circling that pillar, dad?

That's our fortified sacred plant basil?

Fort?

My fate! I deserve this

Go inside

bye

Learn Telugu cilture

What's special about today?

Today is Thursday, right? special significance for women

But today is Friday

Friday is dedicated to Goddess of wealth

That's why I follow this ritual

I'm very happy to hear this

Instead of a bath tub, ensure she takes an 'abhyanga' bath

What is 'abhyanga' dad?

Height of ignorance!

Applying turmeric paste all over the body and taking a shower

Wow! Sounds intersring

Will you show me how?

What a sweet heart!

Take her in and give her a herbal ayurvedic bath

What is he blabbering?

Actually it is not safe to send them both in

The other day you objected to them sharing a room

Today it is the bath room!

Tell me what is bugging you

Bapure sir, you don't understand

If you melt a gold chain you'll get gold out of it

If you melt a cycle chain can you get a cycle?

- If you melt a gold chain- - Gold

- If you melt a cycle chain- - cycle

I'll clobber you

My daughter My wish...get lost!

Is this enough or do you need anything else?

This will do

Shall we start?

Mohini, what happened?

"Hi Telugu missy, your lips rosy Your soft cheeks I saw closely"

"Your petite feet anointed with turmeric Fulsome breasts make me euphoric"

"I saw intently, I saw intensely I saw every mole in your body"

"I wrote down, I willed it to you my heart forever so true"

"I looked into your eyes, lightning My senses reeled, enlightening"

"Your spine made heat climb up with in me Your curves halted Time's hands willfully"

"I saw sea's depth and peak's height What I saw made my body react right"

"Girls, curves, valleys and plateau I saw up, down, highs and lows"

"Girls, curves, valleys and plateaue I saw up, down, highs and lows"

"I saw freely, I saw fully I saw every pore in your body"

'I jotted it down, I noted it too my soul I saved just for you"

"Like being entrapped in a quagmire is your navel; quicksand of desire"

"Sway of your hips that dip and dive I saw; breathless, I could barely survive"

"Wow! I saw parts of you, crystal clear where rays of sun and moon can't enter"

"Yahoo! Even places you haven't seen I saw and everything else in between"

"I saw intently, I saw intensely I saw every part of your body"

"I wrote down, I willed it to you my heart forever so true"

"Hi Telugu missy, your lips rosy Your soft cheeks I saw closely"

"Your petite feet anointed with turmeric Fulsome breasts make me euphoric"

"I saw intently, I saw intensely I saw every mole in your body"

"I wrote down, I willed it to you my heart forever so true"

"I saw intently, I saw intensely I saw every part of your body"

Enough of seeing

- Come - Where

Come over there

What's the purpose of our visit and what are you up to?

You made him dress up like a girl

But you didn't brief him, dad

Understood?

Each of you should do justice to your respective roles

Best of luck

Brother-in-law

Bapure uncle is coming Hide...let's all hide

Whi is there?

Someone is here, brother-in-law

Where are you?

I can't see anyone here

Brother-in-law!

What happened, Bapure?

- Brother-in-law! - What happened?

Why are you shouting like a poossessed dog?

Someone was hanging around here, I looked

But I didn't see anyone

Go and search

Search

Look everywhere

Search that side also

Who is there?

One of you, go and check

Look behind those gunny bags

No one is there

Didn't see anyone

No one around

Jackass!

He spoilt our sleep

If he continues to show this loony side...

...bury him in our quarry

I didn't get this at all But something is fishy

You didn't let us sleep last night

There is some conspiracy brewing in this house

Before I leave this house I'll get to the bottom of this

Bro, this crazy cuckoo should be tackled

His planets are non aligned and unfavorable now

Time for our astrology genius to step in

His treatment starts tomorrow

I circumambulated the temple 400 times

Not only that, Guruji, we rolled over all around the temple in our briefs!

Bapure, what happened?

How can door frame at 7' height hit my head?

It's death hell bent on a fast to target you

I've hedard of ministers go on a fast to acheive their goal

But how can death fast?

During the time of destruction we go against our intelligence

Your bad time has started

Death God has been shoved from the 1st house to the 8th house

Shoved curses or showed blessings?

All jobless people are dying to step into my space with pearls of wisdom!

That's no big deal Try getting a paunch like this

What happened, Bapure?

My nose got broken

Get up

Has your bad time started?

200 kilos! Hit and miss You just escaped your grave

Morning was the door jamb Now this weight's hit and miss

'It is death hell bent on a fast to target you'

Genius...my savior!

Forgive my stupidity

What happened, Bapure?

Just as you said, death seems to be hungering after me

It is trying to eat me up like a chicken biriyani

Now do you believe our Guruji?

Yes, I do

What do you think were the demands of death?

- Assistant - Understood

What did you say? What did he understand?

What will happen now?

Close your eyes

I did

What's this, Guruji?

It's the light of truth

Perform Vedic rites in Kasi for our ancestors-

We will find peace of mind

If you don't want to die...

...if you confess in front if this light-

Death will be appeased

Whom do you like very much?

Sunny Leone

It's a lie

Telugu

It should be a secret you haven't told anyone

I got it now I'll try again

Telling tales

If you want your soul to rest in peace when you die...

...you must stop telling tales

Till my dying day, huh?

14 days, 14 hours...

14 minutes, 14 seconds...

...you must not tell tales

If I don't back stab my stomach blows up

So tell me how to take out this gas

I'll suggest the best remedy

What is it?

Sit ao a stove and it will get equalized

An officer is questioning in our quarry for paperwork

Did you tell the quarry belongs to Suyodhana?

Our words fell on deaf ears

Tell me net time We'll finish him off

Ajay, this is the right time for you to lure Gaja to our advantage

Take this hot coffee and stimulate heat inside him

An hour before the wedding ensure Gaja is with you

I'll handle rest of the story

Coffee

Why did you bring it?

No one is at home So I brought it for you

Okay, keep it on the table

'What to do now?'

Lizard...I'm terrified of Lizard

Hey Gaja!

Mohini is petrified of lizards

No coffee for me?

I'll get it for you

Oh! My goddamn fate

Mohini, keep it there

Lizard...?

Huh?

Aren't you terrified of lizards?

Oh! I'm petrified of lizards

- Gana! - What lousy timinh!!

Thank God he didn't ask

No coffee for me?

I'll get it for you

Coffee

You brought it? Thank you, Mohoni

awwwww! Lizard I'm petrified of lizards

No...don't

What a bear-hug this is!

Gawd! These guys have changed me into a female

This stupid nail

Ajay, our plans will get ruined

I can't go on like this

You asked me to lure 1 chap 2 more drooled and groped me

I can't take this sandwich massage stuck between these brothers, dad

Don't be in a hurry

Kichaka's chapter of Mahabharath has begun

What are you saying?

Kichaka was 1 villian in Viratta chapter of Mahabharath

There are 3 'Kichakas' here

3 birds at 1 shot

Handle 3...I can't

My dearest bro? My precious pet!

Not even a milk white beauty!

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Kuchala kumara...what happened?

what happened?

Lizard!!

Are you also scared of lizards?

Go...go...out you go

What happened to you dear?

She got terrified of a lizard?

Why did you come here?

What brought you here?

My daughter screamed

Same reason we are here

How could you be scared of a lizard?

Come, brother-in-law

Uncle, when you get back from the garden...

...will you get me a dozen huge oranges?

100%

- Do you also want? - She won't need them

Oh! So you both will share?

I'll keep 2 and give her the rest

What a sweet girl! I'll glady get them for you

Come along with me

Thank you, Kuku

It's okay

For understanding our problem

I'm sorry for all this

Mother Gandhari

Open your eyes to see our daughter-in-law

'When she is blindfolded how can she see?'

'Numbskull!'

Dad, is she Gandhari?

She looks like the statue of justice

She is their great, great, great, great grandmother

When she was alive...

...they didn't perform the much needed eye surgery

When she died they consecrated a shrine for her and blind folded her

Don't give me that innocent look!

No..astrololger sir, what are you saying?

Won't I be blessed by holy matrimony

Not me, that's what the planets predict!

You said it right I appreciate you

I've been telling her-

Won't I marry him in this birth?

Will I not have the pleasure of a wedding night with him?

Dear...relax You have both

With whom?

Praise be to Lord Shiva

Planets says you'll be the daughter-in-law of a house where 3 brothers reside

I'll marry 3 men?!

No, 1 of them

That will be me

I've completed the prayer Let's start the next ritual

Mother Gandhari's star Moola

Will one of you who shares the same star come forward now?

I'm right in front of you Tell me what I should do

'God knows what I should do'

'Whatever the priest tells me I guess I have to do'

According to your family lineage since he shares the same star...

...if you whisper your wishes into his ears, Mother will fulfill them

You will be our first daughter-in-law

So you get the inaugural honor

Mother Gandhari, stop this wedding and ensure I marry the ine I love

'Stop this wedding? She loves someone else?!'

You are my guest You get preference

Honey should marry the one she loves

'How does he know Honey loves someone else?'

Thank you, my friend

The girl from Pandavapuram should marry into our family

'How will it happen? She seems to be in love with someone else!'

I should make out with Mohini and she shlould satisfy all my desires

She should become mine

'You lady killer!'

'Why obsess over another man's girl friend?'

I know what my brother would have told you

He should not attain Mohini come what may

He should get paralyzed

She should sit on my lap in total surrender

'Is she a Giant wheel for each of you to take a ride?'

- I'm Mohini - You want to wish too?

please bless me such that Kuchala lumari is...

...mother to my children

'Did I hear you right? Wicked woman!'

'Why did I even volunteer disclosing my time of birth?!'

- Mother, I am Kuku - What do you want?

My dad being obsessed with Telugu wants to arrange an alliance for me

But I am in Love, I want to marry the one I love

Oh gawd!

Next...come

Victory to Mother

Okay, tell

My life has become like a dried fish

I tasted Sathya's culinary skill

just 1 night my taste buds want a chance to taste her too, please

'What distasteful desires at his age!'

Hey bro-in-law

My previous wish was for Mother Gandhari to fulfill

Listen to my wish meant for you

If you whisper a word to anyone what i whispered in your ears now...

...you'll be a skeleton in my quarry

Victory to Mother!

You son of an indecent lineage!

Victory to Mother!

Each heart desires such dreadful wishes?!

If I tell I'll be buried alive If I don't I'll burst like a bomb

I have no other option but to choose this

This is the last capsule in my treatment for you

After you swallow this...

...you'll even remember your previous birth

Open your mouth

'You come'

I remember everything now

Those whom Honey befriended in Bangkok

....are the ones who dented my head!

Praise be to Allah! How gracious is Your mercy

He has got back his memory I get richer by 500000!

You stay right here I'll bring Suyodhana

Are you trying to get your quarry which we possess...

...in a legal mess in the court?

No...leave me

Not just your quarry

We hold possession of all quarries here

Bury him alive in his own quarry!

For such a trival issue if he reacts like this...

...imagine how he'll go overboard if he learns about us

Your nephew has got back his lost memory

He was hit by men from Bangkok it seems

He wants to meet you So he can update you

Come, sir

Look here

You take a look at what you want us to see!

This quack doctor is forcing to tell stuff I don't even remember

Unable to bear his torture of swallowing capsule after capsule...

...I'm running away from this village

That's all...Siddha

Are you trying to play stupid games with me, Masthan?

This is all lies

Trust me

My treatment won't let me down

Make him swallow his own capsules

No, sir, if I do, I'll forget m past life!

Allah! Save me

What happened, friend?

We employed him to recover memory loss

And he is making us go bonkers!

What do we now?

Do you want to come down?

Only 2 more days for the wedding

Hide him till then

Don't get tensed We are all here for you

Generally lovers will be protected by their love

But for our love, our family is the protection shield

We will be married in the next 2 days

Oh gawd! So Honey loves gambler Gopi, huh?

Where are you taking me?

Shhh! Look over there

I will ki-

What are they up to?

Don't do anything

I'll tell my father

You know what he'll say?

What?

Gaja, don't think I'm getting you married to Honey out of affection

It is to avenge a revenge of the Oandavapuram family

You must marry Honey, whomever she may have had a fling with

And whatever the consequences

Father?

Do you know? Life is like an icecream

If you taste ity melts If you waste also, it melts

'But it won't melt if stored in the fridge!'

Why do you think of the one who rejects you...

....instead of the one who loves you?

Think about it

Your muscles make you so manly

You'll get a figure gleaming like a sword

Honey and Gopi Exchange

Mohini and Gaja? Inter change?!

I just can't digest this

Astrologer genius!

'I am a chaste bachelor'

Anyone seeing us will have the shock of their lives!

Bee lured by a flower makes sense But flower and flower intertwined...?!

With Gaja there With my daughter here

She's a woman from out of this world

Bro-in-law! I'll go to the guest house and meet the minister of mines

I'll grease his palms and invite him for the wedding

Take care if the house

'What is here for me to take care?'

'I don't know whether to trust that astrologer genius or not'

Wedding cards here

Move away

'You have these boys in your list too?!'

'See what I'll do to your next flying kiss!'

Get into the car

Poking his nose into everything!

"I wanna tell you I wanna tell you"

"Have you heard burra gira?"

"I wanna tell you I wanna tell you"

"Have you heard burra gira?"

"Hey baby...baby! Way you lobby is loved by me, your rowdy hubby"

"Hey baby...baby..baby, my hobby is to pinch your cheeks so chubby"

"Your feelings for me, my dear hubby, stir my soul like songs of Ghulam Nabi"

"Hearing Ghulam Nabi sing effortlessly my heart goes lub-dub, lub-dub erratically"

"Head spinning Burra gira"

"heart reeling Burra gira"

"Body twisting Burra gira"

"Breath twirling Burra gira"

"I wanna tell you I wanna tell you"

"Have you heard burra gira?"

"I wanna tell you I wanna tell you"

"Have you heard burra gira?"

"Lets freak out in tonight's party Let's drink tequila mixed with todday"

"Sequined sari and floral lungi clothed let's dance to folk song, Shakira both!"

"Can pubs or paise set your head reeling? Can you beat this intoxicated feeling?"

"Hearing him feverishly ravishing her lavishly the vicious jackal covers its ears hastily"

"Body twisting Burra gira"

"Breath twirling Burra gira"

"Head spinning Burra gira"

"heart reeling Burra gira"

"With my grip on your hips and all time's right for us to have a ball"

"Moment your body touches me I get turned on, I need you fully"

"Mango pickle in pizza and burger too We should be like this combination new"

"Trible dance by disc jockey is new fashion Drum beats by kollywood we follow fusion"

"heart reeling Burra gira"

"Head spinning Burra gira"

"Breath twirling Burra gira"

"Body twisting Burra gira"

"I wanna tell you I wanna tell you"

"Have you heard burra gira?"

"I wanna tell you I wanna tell you"

"Have you heard burra gira?"

I cannot stay here Let's go to the States

Why this unnecessary anger, father?

Wow! Don't think I can't see through your change of speech and attire

I also know what you are up to!

I cannot tolerate this

Pack your stuff and get ready

No, father, listen to m-

What kind of a house is this!

- Hi Kuku - What?

- Where is Mohini? - She is in the shower

- Why did your come here? - What about you?

- I'm older than you - Makes no difference

Now why is HE here?

You...?!

Why are you both here?

You have Honey So why are you here?

Shhhhh!

Who are you...answer Cat got your tongue?

Why do you 'Stare daggers' at him? He is MOhini's brother Mohan

Is he Mohini's elder brother?

Yes, friend

Take your weapons off

Peeping Tom! Did you come to ogle at my sister in the shower?

What kind of sons have you raised?

Why did you come here?

I came looking for my ball

Yes, father

You got away scot free because I wasn't in my uniform

Otherwise you'd have been shot dead in an 'encounter'

Police?!

You are to blame, brother-in-law

How can you make my sister stay in this stupid hell hole...

...when she's heiress to billion millions?

- Heiress?! - Millionairess?

Beacuse she loves you I kept quiet

Do you know what kind] of following she has?

'In your dreams'!

I'll prove it in 1 second

Will you marry my sister?

Tell me which wedding hall I should book for the ceremony?

You?

How many ever times You ask me to

That is Mohini's range

Nothing is lost

Think again Decide quickly

I'll come back later

Why don't you meet Mohini and then leave?

She can come only if I go?!

I'll make arrangements for her wedding and then only show my face to my sister

Suyodhana has organized everything for the wedding today

Looks like what I thought should not happen is bound to happen

Despite Naidu's assurances I'm on tenterhooks

Naidu is calling us now

Dharma'nna, don't worry

I've also been waiting for today

Today will be the climax for the villins like the last chapter...

...of 'Nartthanasala' of Mahabharath

I have renewed faith now after hearing Naidu's reassurances

Everyone here will be getting married

When will we get married, dear?

I've told you a zillion times It won't happen

Forever obsessed with marriage Aren't you ashamed?

Just because I'm following you I'm object of ridicule to you!

We Indians know the value of kohinoor diamond...

...only when the British took it away

You'll also realize only when someone else marries me

Remember this, dear

1 second before you get married..

I'll marry someone better than you, equipped with...

...muscle-power

...great looks

...intelligence

Otherwise I'll end my life in this same house

This is my Mohini's powerful vow

"When we accidentally graze and cares, what desires raise"

"when in the bath tub under a shower goose bumps on my body spread all ove-"

Our bond will be broken from today

Why?

You'll be married And I'll end my life

Let's elope

I'd have done so when I was 16 if eloping was the solution

Gopi should see me get married in front of a huge gathering

If you have the guts, you are a man and you really love me...

...ask your father's permission

Listen to me, Mohini

Your wedding preparations are on a super grand scale

Father, I need to tell you something

Tell me after the wedding

It is regarding the marriage

Get me married to Mohini in this same wedding hall

Whaaat? Mohini...?

I love Mohini

You will be minus your head! I intend marrying Mohini

You won't have any breath left in your body!

Mohini is mine only

Gaja, how can you marry-

I want to marry Mohini

What about Dharma's daughter?

Ger her married to your friend I saw them having a good time

What is my son saying?!

True, friend

The moment I stepped into your house she came and fell all over me

Because of my friendship with you I had no physical contact with her

Instead of 'declaring' our mutual love I gave up the deal for our friendship

I scooted in the middle

Stop talking rubbish

Get the sacred wedding thread

If I marry Mohini, she is as good as your daughter

If I marry her, she'll take your mother's place

If I marry Mohini, she'll be like a daughter to both of you!

Why do you keep piling insults?

Mohini is mine

Scant respect to your elder brother!

1 blow from me and you'll be disfigured for life

You want Mohini?

The mace is our family deity

You are getting married to Honey...

Mohini was born for me

You dare lift the mace to hit me?!

I'll smash you to pieces

Being siblings, why are you fighting for a female so shamlessly?

You are tarnishing our family dignity

1 care 2 hoots

"Even if koel bleeds from the hunter's arrow"

"You trampled my love My heart beats in sorrow"

Mohini has consumed poison, uncle

Mohini....!

What happened to her?

Uncle, she swallowed poison

Poison?

She drank every single drop

She's dead, friend

Aiyo! How could you leave me and go?

She's written a sucide note

- Read it out - I don't know to read

Let me read

Please read it out aloud

Greetings to all

This is Mohini writing my farewell note

God gave me only 1 body I wish he had given me 3!

I'd have married all 3 brothers

I am like a bedside lamp spreading my glow to 1 bed

But I want to be like flood lights to light up an entire stadium

Not knowing which bed I'll give light to...

...I'm switching off my light myself

Eldest son Guna is like a tube light

Such a good fellow

2nd son Gana is like a torch

He'll shine when there is no electricity

Why did you leave us, Mohini?

Youngest Son Gaja is like a focus light

He made me completely focused

- My Mohini...? - Stop wailing!

I'll miss all of you

If I have another birth...

....I'll take 3 avatars and marry all 3 brothers

Bye

Police...!

Don't get scared That's my ring tone

Mohan is calling me

Hello...?

I've been posted in Dharwad now

I want to show off myself in my police uniform to my sister

I'm coming Bye

Your brother got himself posted close by just to see you, Mohini

Friend, save us somehow

(phony chants)

My mohini is no more

Only you can revive her

What did I tell you half hour back?

Mohini will leave this earth

It has come true

You are like a godsend Please save us somehow

That's exactly why I came I have an idea

Gopi loves Honey We'll get them married

When Mohan comes Gopi can handle any crisis

Gopi will do anything for love

Otherwise the cop-bro will land up and shoot all of us down

Hurry up Go and request him

A house with a funeral should perform a wedding to turn the luck favorably

You marry Honey

Me? No. I can't

I won't take 'no' for an answer

- Okay, agreed - Thank you, friend

What do we do to the dead body?

Bury her in the quarry

We'll push it into the well

We can convince she fell in while taking water from the well

Lift the corpse

I'll handle it You relax

Not any of ypu We need a special team

Hey! You both

Come and carry her

If you dare touch her you'll be mincemeat

You can't touch my sacred Mohini

"May you be, lovely lady Married jappily"

Pathstic!

"With longevity be married blissfully"

Give me the sacred thread

Mohini....!

I made you win by marrying you

Mohan will be here anytime You can lament later

Put me down

Saree pin is poking me

Drape the doll in this sari quickly

mY Dear sister....?

You look awesome in this police uniform

I'll shake hands first only with my sister

Where is she?

I must thank you

Because you rejected her, I fixed her wedding with...

...Home minister's youngest son I want to convey this to her

Where is Mohini?

Mohini...Mohin-

What happened to my Mohini?

Mohini has left us and gone my dear brother-in-law

What happened to my Mohini?

Keep quiet!

Where is she?

She has gone to the temple to fulfill her vow, praying for your posting

Look how fond my sister is of me

I'll go to the temple and ask her to put this cap on my head!

Wait

She sais she'd come...

....to the wedding hall directly from the temple

Why?

Gopi and Honey are getting married

What? When did this happen?

I'll explain it to you

Come with me

My Mohini!

If Mohan hears this we'll all join her too!

Go inside

People of Pandavapuram and Jauravapuram

My friend Gopi and Dharmanna's daughter, Honey

...are in love with each other

Both families are united by love

Both villages can also unite by love

I've set aside my revenge whole heartedly and...

...persuaded Dharma'nna So shower your blessings

Mohini....!

Let's go to the wedding hall

I'm hungry

Why did you leave me and go

Cry! Serves you right

Evil spirit strikes again!

Are you calling me an evil spirit You son of a mongrel!!

You loony fellow! All this is a drama

That astrologer genius, Gambler Gopi and the Malayali cook belong to 1 family

Mohini doesn't even exist!

What are you saying?

Listen to me carefully

What is he doing here?

Did you tie yourself up with these ropes, Siddha?

Why would I do that?

Ones who hid Honey in Bangkok

Those who hit me with the mace

Ones who tied me up now

They are all part of 1 group

1 family

Oh my God!

1st untie me

Goddamn you!

Boss!

This is not Mohini

Just a doll

Look at this wig

Mohini has duped you

Mohini...!

Father...!!

'This scared thread I tie around your neck ensures longevity'

'Oh maiden with auspicious attributes! may you live a 100 years happily with me'

Father...!

We have all been duped

Mohini doesn't exist It is just a doll

We were cheated They belong to 1 family

I'm the head of deception You've deceived me

You started this game I'm giving the final touch

You won by Ranga's cues Wasn't that wrong?

Isn't it true you buried him in your quarry after killing him?

Answer me

I'll seal your fate forever now

Wait, friend

Love, marriage and problem are all mine

They came here for me

You want to hurt anyone Let it be me, not any of them

Aim your anger at us Not our parents

Wait

This game is mine I orchestrated it

They are youngsters Don't involve them

Enough, dad

You've sacrificed your whole life for us

Even if we didn't know our parents you showered us with tender loving care

Nothing should happen to you

Vijju....?

Ma, we didn't want you to know we knew the truth

So we buried it deep in our hearts

We can't ever repay your unconditional love

My dear son, Ajay

Without going through the pains of childbirth...is she fit to be a mother?

He picked up road side kids and calls himself a father!!

These boys who were left-overs from trash cans are his sons!

Orphans

Say what you want about me I'll take it in my stride

You dare deride my sons...

...I'll slice you to pieces and pickle you

Without shedding a drop of blood, my dad wanted to rescue Honey

And you made me witness my dad's blood spill all over

I'll shatter your head to pieces

Drop it down

- Sit down - Mohini...?

Shoot

Big mistake

There's just 1 vowel difference between Dharma and Adharma!

A man living in wicked ways is as good as dead even if alive

A good man lives in many hearts even after he dies

You decide your path

In any century, to destroy a Kaurava like you who is cruel and unjust...

...Pandavas will come as saviors in some form or the other for sure

You upheld your word of honor

Dharma'nna, I'm strong in taking a vow But my weakness is in not letting it go

Kuku...Where are you?

What's all this problem in the midst of this wedding?

Why are you here?

Time for our flight...come

These 2 are married?

They were in love They got married

Who were in love? How does it concern you?

- Let's go - I won't

Why won't you?

I'm in love with Mohan

Who is Mohan?

I'm Mohan

is it enough if they love each other

Shouldn't I know who the parents are?

They are his elder brother and sister-in-law

Who is Mohini?

Uncle, will you get me 2 oranges?

Oranges?!

Mohan and Mohoini are 1 and the same

I've been watching you from the beginning

I won't let you go whatever you say

I won't leave you I can see your end

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