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Ugh.
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The refrigerator's packed
with so much Chinese,
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it's like...China.
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They are experiencing
a real population boom,
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from what I've overheard.
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Hey, is this
last week's corn chowder
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or eggnog from our
Christmas in July party?
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It's actually
the waffle batter
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from our Fourth of July
in December party.
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Okay, a few things.
A, gross.
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B, we got to start
throwing this food away.
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And three, are we getting
too cute with our parties?
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Maybe, but we have to do
Groundhog Day of the Dead.
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Yeah.
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Ooh, what are you doing,
white Daddy Warbucks?
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Don't throw that out.
It's wasteful.
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It's not wasteful.
It's normal, okay?
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A refrigerator
isn't a time machine.
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Time doesn't stop
when you put food in there.
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That's what a freezer's for,
stopping time.
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Sue me! I save food.
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I'm a child
of the depression.
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That both my fathers
went into
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after The Golden Girls
went off the air.
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They stopped cooking.
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I had to live off food
I squirreled away
in my caboodle.
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Hey, what is
a caboodle, anyway?
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And is it always
paired with a kit?
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Always. Always?
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Never not. Kit and caboodle.
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Hey, so Kay's
on her way up.
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Do you want
to get dressed, or...
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What do you mean?
I'm already dressed.
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Maybe you want
to dress your arms?
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Baby, sun's out, guns out.
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Well it's overcast.
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Huh? Well, uh,
gray skies, display bi's.
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I don't think
that's a thing.
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Hey! My girlfriend's
such a bitch.
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JAKE: Oh, well.
It was fun while it lasted.
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But you know what, Kay?
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You're not really
a relationship person anyway.
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And was Hayley
even that great?
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We're still together.
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Yes, is...to answer
my own question.
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Absolutely. She's the best
and the best for you.
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Does she like me?
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Kay, what happened? Ugh.
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Haley's planning some
amazing Valentine's Day
surprise for me.
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[SCOFFS]
That...bitch?
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What... No.
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Uh, I'm tagging out.
I'm tripping all over
myself here.
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It's just that
now I have to surprise her
with something amazing too,
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and I've got nothing.
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I'm not used to
being in a relationship
on Valentine's Day.
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Whoa. Did you guys have
a party last night?
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Why so many boxes?
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Oh, it's just
some takeout.
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Star of Hunan?
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This place closed
down a year ago.
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You got to throw this out.
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It's dangerous
to keep food too long.
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My neighbor's
uncle's friend ate
an expired English muffin.
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Turned out
it was riddled with fungus
that spread to his head,
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and he had to have his
entire face scooped out!
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He went to sleep,
and when he woke up,
no face.
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Just a big,
scoopy hole.
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Ew. Oh, my God.
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Thank you, Kay.
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We got to get rid
of all of this!
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Really? You listen to Kay
but not your betroth-ed?
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I don't want
a scoopy hole!
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I like my face.
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And, yeah, I've got notes,
but it's a keeper.
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♪ Oh, no
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♪ Hey!
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♪ Can't hold me back
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♪ Can't hold me back
from you ♪
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Happy President's Day!
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BOTH:
Happy President's Day!
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You guys look fabulous.
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Thanks.
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[GASPS] Wow! Mmm-hmm.
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It is so great
that you do this.
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Why do you do this?
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Well, it's a tradition
that I started
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four score
and seven years ago
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when I was single.
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Cute.
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It was a way to have a party
around Valentine's Day
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where nobody felt bad
about being alone
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or possibly dying alone.
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Kevin and I met
at his very first party.
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I still get a little
flutter in my heart
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every time I see
a stovepipe hat.
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Aww!
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Actually, I should probably
have that looked at
by a cardiologist.
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Terry?
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We'll be back.
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Hey! Ooh.
George Washington and...
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Wait, Dennah. Who are you?
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Duh! I'm hot FDR.
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My skirt's
a sexy blanket,
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and my roller skates
are a sexy wheelchair.Mmm.
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Kay, where's Haley?
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I thought you two
were attached at the vag?
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Ah, she's probably off
planning some amazing,
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spectacular Valentine's Day
surprise for me.
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Well, as always, I'm going
to crush Valentine's Day.
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Jimmy Stewart?Ronald Reagan.
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Yeah, Reagan.
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Anyway, I got reservations
for Honest Abe and I at...
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Wait for it.
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Where?
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Wait for it...
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We've waited long enough.
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No, the name of the
restaurant is Wait For It.
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Oh, no, wait.
I've heard of this place.
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It's called Wait For It.
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It's like a 25-course,
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four-hour dining experience,
hence the name.
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That's that molecular
gastronomy place.
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Caper vapor,
cream cheese foams,
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deep dish pizza noise.
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That place is impossible
to get into it.
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How'd you get a rezzie
on Valentine's Day?
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Oh, yeah.
I called a year ago
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and I put down
a crazy expensive
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non-refundable deposit,
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but you know,
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it's all worth it for
my beautiful little...frog.
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Uh, hey, babe, maybe you want
to stop tonguing the popcorn?
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Why would I get oil
on my fingers
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when God gave me
this corn grabber?
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That place sounds
pretty cool, Jake.
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I've always wanted to eat
weird science food.
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At a restaurant,
not in a car
of a married math teacher.
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[LAUGHING]
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Girl, you have got
to stop doing that.
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What? Eating like
a cartoon lizard.
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Jake's right.
It's not a good look.
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And a lady's tongue
should be saved
for special occasions.
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Don't you think?
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You know, Kate,
you're right.
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Should we get a drink?BOTH: Yes.
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This is crazy.
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Anytime I suggest
anything to Annie,
she ignores me,
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but then Kay will suggest
the exact same thing
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and she immediately
does it.
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Oh, my God.
I have an amazing idea.
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Yes.
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We should get popcorn.
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Why isn't anybody
listening to me?
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You better be careful
when you open that.
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Don't worry,
I do this twice a day. Okay.
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[SCREAMS]
Oh! My face skin!
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My face skin!
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Somebody call 911!
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You call 911!
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Oh, yeah, no,
I'm gonna call 911.
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Okay, party-goers.
There's nothing
to see here.
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Just, uh,
first degree burns
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and a hunky fireman.
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And a regular fireman.
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So do you handsome
first responders
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see a lot of
food-related tragedies?
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Hard to call meeting
a five-alarm hottie
a tragedy,
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but, yeah,
this is Chicago.
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Last month we had
an Italian beef burn
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and two scaldings
from pierogi squirts.
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I had the pierogi
squirts yesterday.
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Ugh. That's hilarious.
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You want a hit of oxygen?
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Yeah, sure.
I practically
live off the stuff.
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Dude, you're on fire.
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You know, you look like
a friend I haven't met yet.
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You and I
could totally be bros.
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Pound it.
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Boom.[LAUGHS]
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And maybe you and I
could be bros with benefits.
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So we talking HMO or PPO?
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I'm talking DTF,
and I can be
your preferred provider.
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[WOMAN OVER RADIO]
Ladder 17.
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We've got a two-alarm
fire at Wicker Park.
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Damn, I got to go,
and I was just about
to say something sexy
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about how pants removal's
covered by my deductible.
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Oh, I would have loved
to have heard that.
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That was pretty much it.
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Oh, that was good.
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Stay cool, bro.
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Hey, you too.
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I should probably
take that.
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Hmm.
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[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]
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Wait! I didn't get your info!
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There goes the love
of my life.
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Why is this city
so flammable?
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Jake, why don't
you call first?
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I'm right in the middle
of making...nothing.
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I was eating raw Bisquick.
Come on in. Thanks.
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Look, Kay.
I'll get right to it.
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You have a way
with Annie, okay?
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I mean, you got her
to throw out all those
old take out boxes.
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You got her to stop
performing popcorn-ilingus.
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The tongue action
is too much. I know.
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But whenever
I say anything,
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she doesn't listen
to me at all.
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Well, you know,
sometimes it's easier
to hear it from a friend.
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Exactly, which is why
I need you to help me
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help her change her
for me.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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That seems wrong. Is it wrong?
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I just want to make
a couple of minor tweaks,
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you know, that any couple
would want to do.
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I mean, aren't there
things about Haley
that you'd like to change?
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Hmm. Oh, I do wish
she'd stop eating
seafood paella in bed.
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Okay. So that's
what I'm talking about!
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I just... I just want Annie
to change a couple things.
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Like, ball up her socks,
you know.
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Take the keys
out of the door.
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Stop over-pronouncing
croissant.
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Ugh. Nobody wants to hear
that at Burger King.
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[SIGHS]
I don't want to get all up
in a couple's bid-ness.
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Please! I want you
in our bid-ness, all right?
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Let's be bid-ness partners!
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Your bid-ness
is our relationship,
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and bid-ness is boom... Stop.
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Okay, look.
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You're having
a hard time planning
Valentine's Day, right?
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I crush Valentine's Day!
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Remember my famous
caviar balloon ride
over Lake Michigan?
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Oh, man, that was...
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Not with Annie.
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That was with a girl
before Annie,
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so I'd like you
to just erase that
from your mind.
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Is it gone?
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Good. But I can create
the same magic for you.
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I mean, I do want to do
something special for Haley.
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Okay. Okay.
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Then just help me fix
a few tiny things
about Annie.
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All right. Yeah.
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Yeah. I'm in. Yeah?
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Yeah. Bisquick?
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Uh, absolutely, yeah.
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You can't get a Valentine's
reservation anywhere?
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No. The best I could do
is a 10:30 at the American
Girl Doll Cafe,
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but then we'd have
to buy dolls.
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00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:08,921
I guess you could
borrow Josephina
249
00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:11,230
if you really need her,
but she's shy, so...
250
00:08:11,316 --> 00:08:12,536
No, I know. I know.
251
00:08:13,971 --> 00:08:15,971
So Annie,
what's with the socks?
252
00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:18,450
You're folding 'em
like Rain Manpacking
for sleepaway camp.
253
00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:21,021
You should ball 'em.
Be a baller. Why?
254
00:08:21,109 --> 00:08:22,809
Well, it makes way more
room in your sock drawer
or you and Jake,
255
00:08:22,893 --> 00:08:25,033
plus you won't lose as many.
256
00:08:25,113 --> 00:08:28,163
After I started balling,
my sock budget
dropped by 42.6%.
257
00:08:28,246 --> 00:08:29,806
I'm really into Quicken.
258
00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:31,030
My financial advisor
did tell us
259
00:08:31,119 --> 00:08:32,949
I need to cut back
on leg wear,
260
00:08:33,034 --> 00:08:35,384
and I stopped giving my
social security number out
all the time...
261
00:08:35,471 --> 00:08:36,731
But I'll try it.
262
00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:39,610
Ooh, I am hungry.
263
00:08:39,693 --> 00:08:41,963
Do you have any of those...
264
00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:44,263
Oh, those, uh,
French bread moons?
265
00:08:44,349 --> 00:08:46,259
You mean croissant?
266
00:08:46,351 --> 00:08:47,921
Ugh, that is a rough way
to say that.
267
00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:49,485
Yeah, I have some,
268
00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:51,752
and that's the right way
to say that,
269
00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:52,835
and you know
I speak French.
270
00:08:52,923 --> 00:08:54,233
You took it for a year.
271
00:08:54,316 --> 00:08:55,356
Say one thing in French.
272
00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:56,617
Croissant.
273
00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:57,750
Ha-ha-ha.
274
00:08:57,841 --> 00:08:58,931
Jean Valjean.
275
00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:01,406
Yeah, just say Croissant.
276
00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:03,147
You know what?
You're right, Kay.
My B. My B.
277
00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:05,018
So what are
your Valentine's plans
278
00:09:05,109 --> 00:09:05,979
after you eat
at Wait For It?
279
00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:07,237
Hopefully doing it.
280
00:09:07,329 --> 00:09:09,369
I got some special
red lacy Spanx.
281
00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:11,461
Oh, nice. See?
That's my favorite part.
282
00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,381
Who cares about the dinner?
283
00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:15,375
I just want to get to
the sexy times, you know.
284
00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:17,427
There's just one thing.
285
00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:19,783
I wish that Haley
had something...
286
00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:20,653
Yeah?
287
00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:23,645
Down there.
288
00:09:23,737 --> 00:09:26,217
Something I could...cup,
289
00:09:26,304 --> 00:09:27,874
or palm,
290
00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:29,348
or shake like dice.
291
00:09:29,438 --> 00:09:30,568
I'm not sure I'm following.
292
00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:31,567
I just really wish
she had balls.
293
00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,218
Wait, what? Why?
294
00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:35,661
I don't know.
They just seem like
the sort of thing
295
00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:39,839
that could be really great
to pay more attention to,
Annie.
296
00:09:45,497 --> 00:09:47,147
Did Jake put you
up to this? No.
297
00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:48,938
Kay?
298
00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:50,293
Annie?
299
00:09:50,372 --> 00:09:51,372
Kay?
300
00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:52,200
[HOARSELY] Annie?
301
00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:57,769
I knew it!
302
00:09:57,858 --> 00:10:00,638
I knew it was weird
that you had an opinion
on how I fold my socks!
303
00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,040
And the whole
croissant thing?
304
00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:03,603
I mean, you say
El Salvador.
305
00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:06,430
It is El Salvador!
306
00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:08,218
I mean, I'm sorry.
I should have known
307
00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:10,353
that mentioning
Jake's dangle bag
was a step too far,
308
00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:13,175
but I got so cocky
from doing well
I had to go for it.
309
00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:14,314
Well guess what?
310
00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:15,566
I'm running you now,
311
00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,488
and I've got a few things
of my own
312
00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:20,053
I'd like you to help me
change about Mr. Perfect Jake.
313
00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,271
Oh, see, this is why
I really don't like
314
00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:22,529
to get all up
in couple's bid-ness!
315
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,932
Well you're in
our bid-ness now!
316
00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:25,584
You're a majority shareholder
in our bid-ness,
317
00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:27,408
so put on a bid-ness suit
and go get an MBA
318
00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:28,756
from one of the nation's
top bid-ness schools...
319
00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:31,365
All right.
I get it.
320
00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:33,756
Your face is looking
so much better. Mmm-hmm.
321
00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:36,070
My beard
no longer crumbles
when you touch it.
322
00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:39,507
Oh, it's all thanks
to that angel in
fire-retardant pants.
323
00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:41,205
I tried to track him down.
324
00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:43,212
I even went to a firehouse
pancake breakfast
325
00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:45,474
and asked if anybody
knew a meaty firefighter
326
00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:46,687
with a Chicago accent,
327
00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,816
but they're all that.
328
00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:52,219
Well, I have a surprise.
329
00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:54,263
That angel
is on his way over!
330
00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:56,219
No! How did you find him?
331
00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:58,137
I called 911.
332
00:10:58,222 --> 00:10:59,352
I'm pretty sure
that's illegal. [DOORBELL RINGS]
333
00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:00,881
Ooh, my God!
334
00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:02,714
Is that him? Yes, yes, yes!
335
00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:04,322
[GIL CLEARS THROAT] Okay.
336
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:06,621
What?
337
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,059
You're not hunky.
338
00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:09,355
And you're not on fire,
339
00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:10,801
so we were both expecting
something different.
340
00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:12,237
Did you call 911?
341
00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:13,803
No. No.
342
00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:15,940
Must have been
my neighbor's dumb kid.
343
00:11:16,023 --> 00:11:18,373
Listen though,
since you're here,
344
00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:20,460
you wouldn't happen to know
a dark-haired chisel-jawed,
345
00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,379
super-hunky firefighter?
346
00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:24,074
Some would argue more
hilarious than hunky?
347
00:11:24,161 --> 00:11:25,771
No, but there's
a ladder downtown
348
00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:26,949
that has all
the funny beefcakes.
349
00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,564
They do a calendar
every year,
350
00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:30,174
and a comedy album.
351
00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:31,694
Hmm.
352
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,128
We get a lot
of fake phone calls
for that ladder.
353
00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:35,044
A lot of lonely
perverts out there.
354
00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:36,909
[SCOFFS] Amen.
355
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,830
Oh. Wait.Yeah.
356
00:11:41,396 --> 00:11:43,786
We are idiots.
357
00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:46,357
[SIGHS] We should have
called from the place
we originally saw him!
358
00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:48,324
Yes! You're right!
359
00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:50,753
Now all we have to do
is go start a fire
360
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:51,970
in the Kevins' apartment.
361
00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:53,839
Or we just call
from there!
362
00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:55,630
Or just call from there!
363
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,145
[SCREAMING EXCITEDLY]
364
00:11:58,239 --> 00:11:59,939
Kay, it's a miracle.
365
00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:00,943
She's eating popcorn
with her hands.
366
00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:02,424
She's ordering
southwestern-style
367
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:05,074
triple bacon ham and cheese
croissants, okay?
368
00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:06,329
And she's balling her socks!
369
00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:08,421
You don't say?
370
00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:10,430
And I have great hope
that moving into the future,
371
00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:13,562
anything ball-related
will be handled properly.
372
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:16,205
Fingers crossed.
373
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:17,780
All right. Now it is
my turn to help you
with Valentine's Day.
374
00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:18,907
Step one.
375
00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:20,739
Greet Haley with champagne
376
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,607
and homemade
chocolate-covered
strawberries.
377
00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,308
Hmm, fancy.
378
00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:25,475
Would you like to join me
in the kitchen?
379
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:26,790
AKA our strawberrium.
380
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:28,786
Ooh, well thank you.
381
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:31,448
All right. Let's just get
a little comfortable here.
382
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:34,283
Oh, what's happening here,
Danny Aiello?
383
00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:35,892
What? Oh, you're not
vibing on my T-top?
384
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:38,282
It's not the sweltering
summer of 1957,
385
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:41,586
and you're not an abusive
husband drinking his way
through forgetting the war.
386
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:43,373
Really? Is it that bad? Yeah.
387
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:44,758
They're called sleeves,
buddy.
388
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:46,371
Duly noted.
389
00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:48,291
Duly noted.
390
00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:49,676
All right.
391
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,249
Well, first, you want
to start with fresh straw...
392
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:54,506
[BURPS]
393
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:56,469
Aw, okay,
and while we're at it,
394
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,648
can we talk about this
whole burp catching thing?
395
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,134
It's not a rare butterfly.
396
00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:02,394
What are you talking about?
397
00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,307
So we want to stage
a phony emergency
398
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:07,052
so we can lure
our hunky firefighter
back here.
399
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,354
BOTH: Been there.
400
00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:09,829
BOTH: What?
401
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:12,619
Anyway, all I got to do
is call 911,
402
00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:15,974
and voila, we're living in
a Valentine's Day rom-com,
403
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:19,536
or in my case,
a com-sans-rom.
404
00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:21,934
Well, that is a terrible
waste of taxpayer funds,
405
00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:23,848
but get it, girl.
406
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,203
Yay!
407
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:26,892
Ah, you guys are the best.
408
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,160
All right.
Our place is yours. Yeah.
409
00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:29,982
We'll be back
in a few hours
410
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:31,940
for our big
Valentine's Day plans.
411
00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:34,638
We're gonna watch
Gary Marshall's
Valentine's Day.
412
00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:36,726
Some of our activities
are pretty first-thought.
413
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:37,896
Yeah.
414
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:44,044
Hey! Ooh, that's a comfy
long-sleeved tee. Oh, yeah.
415
00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,907
All of a sudden
I'm over the whole
tank top thing.
416
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:47,909
You know, there's
kind of a quiet dignity
417
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:49,481
in having it,
but not flaunting it.
418
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,307
Wow.
You're really growing.
419
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:53,875
And I noticed
you're not doing that
whole burp-catch thing,
420
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:55,793
or quoting Howard Stern
three times a conversation
anymore.
421
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,658
You know what?
422
00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,929
There's a time and a place
for Baba Booey.
423
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:02,453
I think...
I think I'm old enough
to know that now.
424
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:04,757
Hey, and I've noticed
you've been doing
some changing too.
425
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,984
You know? You're what
I would cleverly call
426
00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:09,153
a real sock-baller
croissant-caller.
427
00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:11,939
Annie, I have never
loved you more.
428
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:16,030
Sorry, what...
What was that?
429
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:18,376
I said I have never
loved you more.
430
00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:21,116
Wait, what do you mean
you've never loved me more?
431
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:23,118
I mean, does that mean
you loved me less
432
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,470
before I made
these changes?
433
00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:26,339
No. Not at all.
No, I've always loved you.
434
00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:28,170
What are you talking about?
435
00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:30,168
No, it's just I never thought
I could love you more,
but I did
436
00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:32,480
but I did because,
you know, you're like
a new and improved Annie.
437
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,217
Now that I'm the Annie
who's doing everything
438
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:35,658
the way you want it
to be done.
439
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:36,924
Say what? Yeah. The gig is up.
440
00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:39,436
The "gig"? It's jig.
441
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:41,750
Oh, so now you're
trying to control
my hard and soft Gs?
442
00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:44,487
It's a J. I know you tried to
get Kay to brainwash me.
443
00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:46,969
Oh. Okay, look,
before you get mad...
444
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,800
Hey, guess what, pal?
Two can play at that jame.
445
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,108
You know it's game. Yeah, It is game.
446
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:53,894
It's game on,
because I used Kay
to manipulate you too.
447
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,330
I mean, take a look
at yourself.
448
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,586
What do you...
[GASPS] Sleeves!
449
00:14:57,679 --> 00:14:59,119
You don't control me, Jake,
450
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:01,862
and if I want a fridge
full of old food...
451
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,384
What are you doing? So be it.
452
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:05,167
No! Uh, no...
I put dog poop in there.
453
00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:06,562
Yeah, we don't
have a dog.
454
00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:08,394
Ah, we don't have a dog, Jake.
What are you doing?
455
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,342
Okay, Annie, can we
just talk, please?
456
00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:11,741
So now you want
to talk to my face
457
00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:13,523
instead of making Kay
do your dirty work?
458
00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:15,828
I did talk to you
face to face,
but you didn't listen!
459
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,125
It's a little hard
to listen
460
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:18,660
when you're burping
into your fist
and catching it.
461
00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:20,573
You did that too.
462
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:22,618
How dare you make
me ball my socks?
463
00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:24,494
I mean, they don't need
to be together all the time!
464
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:25,965
Let them be free!
465
00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:27,445
Fly!
466
00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:29,225
Just fly, little birdies!
467
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:32,059
You'd have better luck
chucking 'em
if you balled them.
468
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,188
[GRUNTS]
469
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,850
Happy Valentine's Day,
Baba Bowie.
470
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,724
It's Baba Booey!
471
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:39,155
Baba Booey!
472
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:40,812
Happy Valentine's Day!
473
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:46,419
So wait,
are hunky firefighters
gonna come in here
474
00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,250
and my toe is gonna
be stuck in the faucet?
475
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:49,818
Is this even a thing
that happens?
476
00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:51,725
Oh, yeah.
I read about it online.
477
00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:54,430
The article did turn out
to be from a Penthouseforum,
478
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,908
but still, it went pretty
well for everyone involved.
479
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,699
Okay. Let's do it.
480
00:15:58,783 --> 00:15:59,963
All right.
481
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,866
Ow! Ow! Ow, ow, ow.
482
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,701
Your foot's too fat!
483
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:05,138
I used to be a foot model!
484
00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:06,305
Plus-size.
485
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,530
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
486
00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:09,188
Girl, can I ask
you a question?
487
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:11,012
Oh, my God.
488
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,750
Is this all
a little desperate,
what we're doing?
489
00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:15,101
No! It's a meet-cute,
come on!
490
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:17,501
It... It feels
a little bit like
a meet-sad, to be honest.
491
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:19,015
Maybe we should just bail.
492
00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:21,418
No! No, no, no.
I don't want to bail.
493
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:24,552
[SIGHS]
It's just, I've never been
alone on Valentine's Day,
494
00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,505
and it's got me
feeling really sad.
495
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:28,554
What if this is, like,
the first of a streak
496
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:30,859
of lonely Valentine's Days
for me?
497
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:33,376
Okay, first of all,
it's not gonna be.
498
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:36,080
Second of all,
you're not alone,
you're with me.
499
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,169
So why don't the two of us
go out to dinner
500
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:40,258
and celebrate a new holiday?
501
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:41,697
Pal-entine's Day.
502
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:49,441
Popcorn?
503
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:53,140
Sorry, I would, but popcorn
goes straight to my arms,
504
00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:55,879
which the whole world
is about to see
a hell of a lot more of!
505
00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:58,021
You know what the world
is not gonna see more of?
506
00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:01,594
Balls, either in sock form
or me playing with yours form.
507
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,942
Oh, that cute little
wordplay didn't work,
508
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,203
but I got the gist of it.
509
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:11,115
Happy Valentine's Day,
love bugs!
510
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:12,644
Hey, can we borrow
your copy
511
00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:14,557
of Gary Marshall's
Valentine's Day...
512
00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:16,472
Uh. Uh-oh.
513
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:17,597
Never mind.
Go, go, go, go.
514
00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:19,298
Sit!
515
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:20,776
And then he said
he didn't love me
516
00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:22,605
until I did
all these things his way.
517
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:24,783
Objection!
That's not what
I said at all!
518
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,739
I tried to
talk to you nicely
about all of this stuff.
519
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:28,998
Okay. Let's just let
the Kevins be the judge.
520
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:30,661
What say you, Kevins?
521
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:33,005
Well, I think
you're both wrong. Yup.
522
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:35,485
BOTH: What?
523
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:36,396
Guys, look.
It's hard to be critiqued
by your partner.
524
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:37,750
It just is,
525
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:40,409
but we've developed
a technique
that works for us.
526
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:43,674
KEVIN 2: Yeah. You have
to learn how to package
your criticism
527
00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:45,718
in what we like to call
the compliment sandwich.
528
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,111
Bread.
529
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,887
You smell nice,
like sage.
530
00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:52,771
Meat. When you clip
your toenails
on the balcony,
531
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:54,164
it makes me want
to stab you in the throat!
532
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,421
Bread.
533
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:57,600
You've got
nice handwriting.
534
00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:58,725
You do. Mmm-hmm.
535
00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:00,466
Bring it right around.
536
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:01,857
I clip my toenails
on the balcony
537
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:04,040
because you hate toenail
clippings in the bathroom.
538
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,646
The neighbors
can see you.
539
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:08,386
You even flicked a nail
into Mrs. Hernandez's
frittata.
540
00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:09,958
I don't care
about her frittata.
541
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:10,865
She called you fat.
542
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,049
I think you look thin.
543
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,444
BOTH: Bread.
544
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:14,747
See? You guys just
need to learn
545
00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:16,792
how to do
the compliment sandwich.
546
00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:19,708
It's what's kept us
together for, like, ever.
547
00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:20,754
Compliment sandwich.
548
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:22,799
You're right.
549
00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:24,154
Look, Jake.
550
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:25,803
I've got stuff
I need to work on,
551
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:28,237
but I guess I just
dig in really hard
552
00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:30,114
when it comes from you
for some reason.
553
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:31,806
I want you to think
I'm perfect.
554
00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:35,203
You are perfect, you know,
and I dig in too.
555
00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:37,028
I'm sorry.
556
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,416
You know what?
We should get out of here.
557
00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:39,898
I need to stop
by the airport Sheraton
558
00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:41,988
so that I can get a room
to clip my toenails.
559
00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:43,597
Oh, I wish you would.
I wish you would.
560
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:45,117
You know, I wouldn't
mind so much
561
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,951
if you just pick 'em up
off of the bathroom floor.
562
00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:49,348
KEVIN 1:
The rug is so fuzzy
I can't find them!
563
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:50,832
KEVIN 2: Who picked
the fuzzy rug? You!
564
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:52,172
Who picked
the fuzzy rug?You! You!
565
00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:53,871
I worry about
them sometimes.
566
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:56,218
Yeah, me too.
567
00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:58,269
You know,
it's sad when couples
aren't super solid like us.
568
00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:00,444
We should
get them something.
569
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:01,750
Maybe.
570
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:09,023
See? It's not so bad
spending Valentine's Day
with a friend.
571
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:10,934
This is surprisingly fun,
572
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,629
and the bachelor's special,
573
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:14,716
two footlongs,
a bag of coleslaw,
574
00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:16,755
and unlimited squirts
from soda hose?
575
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:18,161
This is darn near heaven.
576
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:19,514
Thanks, Gil.
577
00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:20,593
You're welcome.
578
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:21,811
[CHOKING]
579
00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:27,602
Is he okay?
580
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:29,118
Coming through.
Coming through.
581
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,431
Hero coming through here.
582
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:34,959
This the guy? Seriously?
583
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:36,913
[GASPS] It's you!
584
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:39,441
Chuckles and Boobs!
585
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,436
Sorry. I, uh,
never got your names.
586
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:43,788
No need to apologize.
It's perfect for both of us.
587
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:45,048
I'm Boobs, right?
588
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:46,530
For days. Oh.
589
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,540
I'm so glad
I found you guys!
590
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,232
GIL: We are too.
591
00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:51,889
Please help,
I'm tasting copper.
592
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:53,583
Please help me.
593
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,410
Oh, right. I gotta...
594
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:57,108
Yeah. This guy.
595
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,146
Oh, okay. You smell good.
596
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:00,591
GIL: Thanks.
597
00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:02,377
Now this is a perfect
Valentine's Day.
598
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:03,942
Hmm. You know?
599
00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:05,598
And those Spanx were
real nice, you know?
600
00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,602
Kept it in when it
was supposed to be,
601
00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:09,734
and then let loose
when called upon.
602
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:11,247
I was looking forward
to Wait For It.
603
00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:15,613
Every time.Yeah.
604
00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:17,092
Every time.
605
00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:19,572
But I'm really glad
you suggested
we stay inside instead.
606
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,833
Wait a second,
I didn't suggest that.
607
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,736
I mean,
Kay planted it in my head,
but that was your idea.
608
00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:25,751
Hmm-mmm. No.
609
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,363
She planted it
in my head,
610
00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:28,233
so I thought
it was your idea.
611
00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:31,396
Oh, my God.
612
00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:33,231
BOTH: Ooh.
613
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,056
Happy Valentine's Day,
sweetheart.
614
00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:39,149
Mmm.
615
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:41,937
How did you
get us in here?
616
00:20:42,023 --> 00:20:43,503
It was not easy.
617
00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:45,720
No, actually,
it was really easy.
618
00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:47,419
More filet mignon essence,
Mr. Schuffman?
619
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:48,597
Oh, yes, please.
620
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:49,992
Oh!
621
00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:51,864
Mmm.
622
00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:54,426
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
623
00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:57,474
That is the best
filet mignon
I've ever not had.
624
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,080
Mmm.
625
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,700
I'm starving.
626
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:03,172
Right? Oh, my God.
627
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,612
Let's polish off
these glasses
628
00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:06,218
and go get
some real food. Yes.
629
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:07,268
Cheers.Cheers.
630
00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:16,005
Hmm. Mmm-hmm.
631
00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:20,451
Katelyn Sedia,
you bitch.
632
00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:21,720
That devious
little minx.
633
00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:23,892
Wow.
634
00:21:23,978 --> 00:21:26,758
Oh, I am just now realizing
that her name is quesadilla.
635
00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:27,500
Yeah.
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