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GIL: Ugh,
it's a good thing
I'm trying to lose weight,
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'cause the food here stinks.
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This is the kind of ham
they would serve
in a public school.
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Why do we
come here again?
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Guys, Mo and David's is
a Chicago institution.
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Plus, it's
walking distance
from our place, right?
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And they haven't
raised the prices in,
like, 10 years
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because of the murders.
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Speaking of institutions,
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some of you may have heard
Jake and I
are getting married.
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Oh, my God,
what a terrible segue.
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ANNIE: So, Dennah, Kay,
here's a little something.
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What is this? What?
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[BOTH GASP]
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The earrings we saw
in Wicker Park.
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The same day
we saw a pigeon
eating a cigarette.
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"How special it would be
to have you by my side."
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"My friend, my sister,
my maid to the bride."
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[WOMEN SQUEALING]
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Here I go. Here I go.
Here I go.
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What's happening?
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I'm not sure,
but if I had to guess,
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they're synchronizing
their periods.
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I'm asking them
to be my bridesmaids.
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This is important
lady stuff.
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I'm assuming you haven't
asked your groomsmen yet.
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No, I didn't
think it was
that big of a deal.
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[SIGHS] Fine.
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Gil, you want to
be my best man?
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Hmm? Yeah.
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Great.
Now I got a groomsman.
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That's it? Yeah.
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That's your entire
wedding party? Soup to nuts.
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Jake, I have
nine bridesmaids.
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If you just have
one groomsman and it's him,
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it's gonna look
kind of weird.
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She's gonna look
like a crazy bitch.Exactly.
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What do you want me to say?
I don't have any brothers
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or weird cousins
that I feel sorry for.
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And Gil's my best friend,
so what more do I need?
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There's got to be
somebody else you can ask.
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Do you know a Brian?
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You look like
the kind of guy who
would know a lot of Brians.
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I know three Brians.
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ANNIE: What about
your college buddies?
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You used to hang out
with them all the time.
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You had a name for them...
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The guys,
the fellas, the rascals.
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No, that can't be right.
They weren't toddlers.
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[LAUGHS]
The Boyz with a Z.
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Mmm, great guys.
Big partiers.
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Yeah, yeah,
they loved to party.
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Yeah, but we don't
hang out anymore.
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Why not? I don't know.
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We just sort of
drifted apart.
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Like the continents.
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You know,
they used to be one big
land mass called Pangaea.
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That's right, Gil.
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You told us that. Give me strength.
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♪ Oh, no
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♪ Hey!
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♪ Can't hold me back
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So I guess Jake's only
gonna have one groomsman.
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No.
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This whole thing
has made me kind of
worried about Jake.
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Guess I didn't realize
he'd lost touch
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with so many
of his friends.
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You know, that happens
a lot with straight men.
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They neglect
their friendships
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and their skin
and their bodies.
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Is that what happened
to Uncle Teddy? Yes.
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He doesn't have
any friends left.
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He putters around the house
in a Disneyland tracksuit.
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You know your Aunt Karen said
he's gonna buy a ham radio.
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No. Mmm-hmm.
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Oh, my God, that could
totally happen to Jake.
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He could end up
sitting in front
of the radio all night,
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talking about guitars with
some math teacher in Canada.
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Why are they
so weird up there?
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People say they're nice. Mmm-mmm.
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Not buying it. Mmm-mmm.
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Passive...Aggressive.
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English. French.
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It's like their
mouths are smiling,
but their eyes are dead.
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Not a good combination.
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Something's going on.
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And hockey?
Forget it.
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You really don't
want anything? No.
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Taking this weight loss stuff
pretty seriously.
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And since all health food
tastes like when you
fall down on the lawn,
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I started this
awesome shake diet.
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Impressive.
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It's actually
pretty affordable,
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and it tastes like
dessert in a bottle...
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Real dessert,
not that crap they give
you at Asian restaurants.
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Give a swallow.
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Wow.
That's delicious.
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That's 100 calories.
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I got a whole bunch
if you want to buy some.
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Sure.
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This would be perfect
for when I'm on the go
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or need to drop
some quick weight
before I see my mother.
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Your mom's pretty
judgmental for somebody
who's morbidly obese.
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Mmm, she's had a rough year.
Her cat died.
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You know the really cool thing
about ShakeTech shakes?
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Not only can you buy them.
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They let you sell 'em too.
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Really? Heck, yeah!
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That pays for the shakes
you're drinking,
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and then the rest
is pure profit
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that you can go spend
on your girl stuff,
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like bra wire
and pepper spray.
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Wow, you know,
I could totally do that.
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So what do you say?
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Why not?
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I guess I'll take... Eight boxes?
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Sure. [LAUGHS] All right.
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It's a very
specific number. Yeah, it's got to be eight.
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I'm also gonna need
your Social Security number.
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Okay.
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[LAUGHS] I'm loving
this surprise thing.
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Okay, where are we?
The opera? The airport?
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Oh, are we going to Maine
to watch the leaves change?
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Ah, no,
we're at Mo and David's.
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I can smell Chi-Chi
the busboy's cologne.
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Okay, right you are,
but that is not
the surprise.
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I felt really sad
that you lost touch
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with your college buddies,
and so...
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[PLAYING OVER INSTRUMENT]
♪ The boys are back in town
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JAKE: The Boyz! ALL: Jake!
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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What a great surprise.
How did you find them?
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It's amazing what you
can do on the Internet
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when you're not shopping
or trolling the Yelp page
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of your high school bully's
landscaping business.
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Oh, that last part
was just crazy,
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but thank you
for doing this.You're welcome.
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ANNIE: Okay,
you guys have fun...
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I mean you Boyz
have fun.
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Boyz!
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Thank you, Annie.
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Bye, Annie.
Thank you so much. Bye, Annie.
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She's unbelievable. [ALL SPEAKING AT ONCE]
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[MUSIC STOPS] All right, Annie's gone,
so we can cut the charade.
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I'm surprised you guys
had the testicles
to show up here.
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Ha! We just wanted to
make sure you were
still a jerk.
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Uh, the only jerks here
are you three, okay?
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And the bartender,
who rolls his eyes every time
I order a sangria.
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It's a legitimate drink,
Jeremy.
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BARTENDER:
My name's Chad.
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You blew us off, bro.
Last time we saw you
was, uh, what?
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The night we went
to the Rainforest Cafe
and dressed up as loggers.
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The point is,
you hurt the Boyz.
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Oh, I hurt the... Okay.
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When Annie and I
broke up,
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you guys talked so much
smack about her.
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I mean, you talked
mad smack.
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Daniel, you called her
a hooker.
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Yeah, I sure did.
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In our defense,
we thought
she was hooking.
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JAKE:
And then when we
got back together,
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it was just weird
bringing her around,
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knowing that
you guys hated her.
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It was just easier
not to hang out,
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despite the fact
that you know
that I like to party.
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We only talked smack
about Annie
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because you were
talking smack about Annie
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because you guys broke up.
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What? Yeah, Jake.
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That was us
having your back.
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I mean, I'd have
lit her car on fire
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or shrub-punched
her grandma for you.
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I can't think
of a scenario
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where I would have
asked you to do that.
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Wait a second.
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None of you had
a problem with Annie?
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No. No.
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Oh, man.
Now I feel stupid.
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I really...
I don't know what to say.
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[SIGHS] Look.
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Is there any way we could
squash this beef?
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Sorry, Jake.
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No way we can
squash a beef. Yeah.
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Unless there was
no beef to begin with.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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Oh!
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The Boyz!
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Let's all drink
till we die!
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Hey, the Boyz
are back in town.
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Ow, that's not
gonna go on.
I unplugged it.
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♪ The boys are back
in town
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[ALL SCATTING]
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♪ The boys are
back in town again
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♪ The boys are
back in town again ♪
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Hey, hey, hey, honey.
Hi. Hi.
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Hey, guys. [ALL SHUSHING]
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Hey, Annie,
you want a drink?
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Oh, I'm good.
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I think I'll just stick
to my morning coffee.
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I'm sorry, hon.
I hope we didn't
wake you up.
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We were just having
so much fun,
me and the Boyz...
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ALL:
The Boyz, the Boyz,
Boyz, Boyz, Boyz, Boyz.
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We just wanted to
keep the party rolling
after the bars closed.
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What are you guys up to?
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One of the Boyz'
classic drinking games?
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ALL: Boyz, Boyz, Boyz... Oh!
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You said it.
You said it.
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Boyz, Boyz,
Boyz, Boyz.
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I said it,
and I regret it.
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Listen, I hate
to be a buzzkill,
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but, Jake,
we're supposed to meet
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with that
wedding photographer.
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When? Right now.
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I'm sorry, everybody.[ALL GROAN]
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Ah! Okay.
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You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.
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Let's go.
Get out of here. Ah, man.
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[ALL IMITATING WHIP CRACKING]
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JAKE: I know.
I'm whipped.
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Thank you. I'll...
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I will clean all that up.
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[ALL IMITATING WHIP CRACKING]
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Whoo!
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We're just messing
with you, Annie.
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No, it's okay.
He is whipped, by me.
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[STRANGELY MIMICS
WHIP CRACKING]
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That's more like
a party laser.
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Ah, we'll work on that.
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[ALL LAUGH]
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Hey, you guys are gonna
take a cab home, right?
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Nope, the Boyz
all drive separately!
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ALL: Oh, Boyz, Boyz!
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Oh, that's hugely
irresponsible.
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Love that song.
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I love those guys,
you know?
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I just...
I feel like I'm 22 again,
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you know, just not
physically, of course,
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'cause I feel terrible,
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but I just forgot
how much I love to party,
you know?
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So great, babe.
So fun.
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Yeah, it is, right?
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And I have you
to thank for it, hon.
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Thank you so...
[INHALES DEEPLY] Ugh.
245
00:07:38,283 --> 00:07:39,113
You okay?Mmm-hmm.
246
00:07:39,197 --> 00:07:40,417
[GAGGING]
247
00:07:40,503 --> 00:07:42,683
Oh, no. [RETCHING]
248
00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,676
So I said, "If you
want these grapes, buster,
249
00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:46,028
"you better come over here
and get 'em."
250
00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:47,507
And he did.
He took the grapes.
251
00:07:47,597 --> 00:07:48,817
KEVIN 1: He did.
252
00:07:48,903 --> 00:07:50,343
And that's the grape story.
253
00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:52,206
So where's Jake?
254
00:07:52,297 --> 00:07:54,077
He's on a golf crawl
with the Boyz.
255
00:07:54,169 --> 00:07:55,949
It's a bar crawl
but with golf rules.
256
00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:57,520
I don't really know
how it works.
257
00:07:57,607 --> 00:07:59,167
He was already pretty drunk
when he tried to explain it.
258
00:07:59,261 --> 00:08:00,521
Is that the third time
this week
259
00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:01,520
he's hung out
with the guys?
260
00:08:01,611 --> 00:08:03,131
The Boyz. Right.
261
00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:04,791
Yeah, it's a little much.
But he's having fun,
262
00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:05,955
and I want him
to have friends.
263
00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:07,360
Speaking of fun,
264
00:08:07,443 --> 00:08:08,883
I have something
to share with you guys.
265
00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:10,096
[GASPS]
266
00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:11,575
A delicious way
to lose weight and gain...
267
00:08:11,665 --> 00:08:13,705
Girl, you're in
a pyramid scheme.
268
00:08:13,797 --> 00:08:15,627
Wait. What?
What do you mean?
269
00:08:15,712 --> 00:08:16,932
Yeah, no question
about that. Definitely pyramid.
270
00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:18,848
Let me guess.
You bought some shakes.
271
00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:21,073
Then they convinced you
to sell some shakes,
272
00:08:21,152 --> 00:08:22,722
and then you bought
an ass-ton more shakes.
273
00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:24,976
No. Only eight boxes. Eight boxes?
274
00:08:25,069 --> 00:08:26,809
Same thing happened to you
with that eye cream.
275
00:08:26,897 --> 00:08:28,637
How do you remember that?
You were only six years old.
276
00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:30,205
You sold me three jars.
277
00:08:30,292 --> 00:08:31,992
[WHISPERS] Oh. Sorry, D.
278
00:08:32,076 --> 00:08:34,336
But you might as well
change your name
to Pharaoh Ramesses II
279
00:08:34,426 --> 00:08:35,376
'cause you're in a pyramid.
280
00:08:35,471 --> 00:08:36,691
Gil!
281
00:08:36,777 --> 00:08:38,037
Oh, yeah!
282
00:08:38,126 --> 00:08:40,296
Yes! Yeah!
283
00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:41,829
All right, all right,
all right, Boyz.
284
00:08:41,912 --> 00:08:44,612
All right, this bar
is gonna be a par five,
285
00:08:44,698 --> 00:08:46,528
and if you puke,
that is a mulligan.
286
00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:49,013
Okay, and light beer is
a two-stroke penalty.
287
00:08:49,093 --> 00:08:49,923
ALL: Fore!
288
00:08:50,007 --> 00:08:51,437
Shots.
289
00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:52,791
Four of 'em. Four shots.
290
00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:55,320
Oh, Jake, so good
to have you back, man.
291
00:08:55,404 --> 00:08:57,894
Oh, hey,
do you guys mind if I just
take it down a second?
292
00:08:57,972 --> 00:09:00,802
You know,
I know the wedding
is a ways away,
293
00:09:00,888 --> 00:09:03,368
but I wanted to
ask you guys something.
294
00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:05,405
I wrote it down because
I'm a little nervous.
295
00:09:05,501 --> 00:09:07,111
Okay, here it is.
296
00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:10,638
"How special it would be
to have you, the Boyz"...
297
00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:12,254
ALL: Boyz!
298
00:09:12,334 --> 00:09:13,734
[GRUNTING]
299
00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:15,084
Every time.
300
00:09:15,163 --> 00:09:17,343
I'd love for you
to be by my side
301
00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:19,336
at my, um, wedding.
302
00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:20,948
Whoa.
303
00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:22,298
Hey, is that Susie
from college?
304
00:09:22,387 --> 00:09:24,297
Oh, yeah.
305
00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:26,169
Hey, Susie.
What's up, girl?
Hey.
306
00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:28,521
Yeah, we invited her. What?
Why would you do that?
307
00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:30,001
You guys
always hit it off. With your mouth.
308
00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:31,091
[LAUGHTER]
309
00:09:31,179 --> 00:09:32,309
You were always kissing her.
310
00:09:32,397 --> 00:09:33,437
[ALL LAUGHING]
311
00:09:33,529 --> 00:09:35,229
[MIMICKING SMOOCHING]
312
00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:37,323
[ALL GRUNTING] Okay.
313
00:09:37,402 --> 00:09:38,362
[ALL GRUNTING]
314
00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,414
Hey, Danny, Danny, Danny.
Take it easy.
315
00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:43,193
Yeah, you should...
316
00:09:43,278 --> 00:09:44,848
You should totally go
and hang out with her
317
00:09:44,932 --> 00:09:47,412
and... And not
marry Annie.
318
00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:48,889
Wait. What?
319
00:09:48,979 --> 00:09:50,109
We hate Annie, man. Why?
320
00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:52,238
She's a bat-mouthed
fun burglar.
321
00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:53,720
A fun burg...
What the hell's a...
322
00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:55,900
The Boyz do not
care for her.
323
00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:57,676
MATTHEW:
♪ Susie, not Annie
324
00:09:57,771 --> 00:09:58,951
[BEATBOXING]
325
00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,343
♪ B to the O
to the Y to the Z
326
00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:02,075
♪ Not Annie
327
00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:03,336
♪ To the O to the Y
to the Z to the B
328
00:10:03,428 --> 00:10:04,778
♪ B to the O
to the Y to the Z
329
00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:05,865
MATTHEW:
♪ Not Annie
330
00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:11,218
I don't get it.
I thought you guys
were cool with Annie.
331
00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:13,866
No, no, no, no,
we were never
cool with Annie, okay?
332
00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:16,051
We decided to give her
a second chance,
333
00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:17,917
and then, boom,
she's back to her
old ways, you know?
334
00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:19,918
All that crap
with all the plans
and the wedding photographer.
335
00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:21,710
Yeah, "I'm Annie.
336
00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:24,615
"I don't want beer.
I want coffee,
because it's the morning."
337
00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:26,971
Hold on a second.
I set up the photographer,
okay?
338
00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:28,581
He has a reputation
for making the groom
339
00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:30,021
feel just as beautiful
as the bride.
340
00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:31,147
I'm not helping myself here.
341
00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:32,589
Do you see
what's happening?
342
00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:34,805
Annie is changing you,
okay?
343
00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:36,235
Annie is making you...
344
00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:37,291
[BELCHING] Lame.
345
00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:38,725
[LAUGHTER]
346
00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:40,602
Guys, I love Annie,
all right?
347
00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,163
And I'm marrying her.
348
00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:42,950
And if you guys
can't respect that,
349
00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:45,563
then I guess
we can't hang out again.
350
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:46,945
Well, maybe you just
don't know how to party
351
00:10:47,037 --> 00:10:48,647
like we thought
you knew how to party.
352
00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:50,694
Good day.
353
00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:52,220
You don't know
how to party!
354
00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:54,043
You don't know
how to party!
355
00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:56,001
You don't know
how to party!
356
00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,350
Well, there goes
the bar crawl.
357
00:10:57,439 --> 00:10:58,569
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
358
00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,878
It's probably for the best.
359
00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:01,053
I should get home
anyways.
360
00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:03,228
Sharon needs help
feeding the twins,
361
00:11:03,314 --> 00:11:05,144
and I'm scrubbing in
for an angioplasty
first thing in the morning.
362
00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:06,319
You are a good father.
363
00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:07,674
See ya.
364
00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,193
Hey, you're home early.
365
00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:12,539
And your eyes
aren't even bloodshot,
366
00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:14,588
and I can't smell you
from here.
367
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,944
I think I've been
hanging out with the Boyz
a little too much, you know?
368
00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:19,424
I think I might cut back,
do the old liver a favor.
369
00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:20,854
Did something happen
with the Boyz?
370
00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,551
No, I mean, you know,
Gut Boy has developed
371
00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:25,508
some pretty
disturbing opinions
about immigration, but no.
372
00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:27,077
Okay, wait.
I call BS on all of this.
373
00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:28,564
Something is up.
I can tell.
374
00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:30,694
Nothing's going on. Don't make me
call double BS.
375
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,127
We haven't had
a double BS
376
00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:35,563
since the "cleared history"
dispute of 2012.
377
00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:36,831
Jake, just tell me.
378
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:41,345
Okay.
379
00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:44,659
There might be a world
in which the Boyz
do not care for...
380
00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:45,917
[CHUCKLES WEAKLY]
381
00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:47,709
Some people who are...
382
00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,879
of the Annie nature.
383
00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:52,231
Wait. What are you
trying to say?
384
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,410
The Boyz hate you.
I'm sorry.
385
00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:55,315
Wow. Wow, wow.
386
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:57,540
Wow. Isn't that funny?
387
00:11:57,629 --> 00:12:00,069
Look, that's why I stopped
hanging out with them
in the first place.
388
00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:02,724
I mean, I thought
things were different now,
but I was wrong.
389
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,289
What did I ever
do to them?
390
00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:06,455
I mean, I'm always making
small talk with Daniel,
391
00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:09,211
and I never call Matthew out
on constantly staring
at my cleavage
392
00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:10,773
like it's the briefcase
from Pulp Fiction.
393
00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:12,300
It's nothing you did,
okay?
394
00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:14,213
These guys are
Jerkz with a Z.
395
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:15,598
I don't want to
come in between
you and your friends.
396
00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:17,001
No, they're not my friends,
397
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,614
because anybody
who's my friend
398
00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:20,744
is cool enough to recognize
399
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,347
just how amazing you are.
400
00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:24,437
You're sweet, but... Annie, it's fine.
401
00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:26,346
If I want more friends,
I'll make them.
402
00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:29,531
Plus, I got Gil,
who I think we can both
agree is quite a handful.
403
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:30,578
More than a handful.
404
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,712
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
405
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:34,445
You round jerk!
406
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:35,706
You sucked me
into a stupid pyramid scheme.
407
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:38,854
Oh, my God.
408
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,502
GIL: Dennah, I'm so sorry.
409
00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:42,755
I got sucked
into the shake thing too.
410
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:45,719
And now my only chance
is to have
other people sell them.
411
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:46,638
I'm in too deep.
412
00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:48,252
How many boxes
did you buy?
413
00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:49,992
60!60?
414
00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:51,993
Now all my money
is tied up in shakes.
415
00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,685
You can't pay
your phone bill with shakes.
416
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,123
I know because I tried,
417
00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:58,130
once this morning,
and then later
with a Cajun accent.
418
00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:00,652
Why would I do that?
It's the same account!
419
00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:01,906
The accent
accomplishes nothing!
420
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:03,568
Okay, okay, calm down.
421
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,052
We're gonna
get out of this.
422
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:06,962
It all starts with
this evil company,
ShakeTech.
423
00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:08,437
We got to go
to their offices
424
00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:09,956
and make them buy
our freakin' shakes back.
425
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,310
We're going head-to-head
426
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:12,749
with whatever
corporate bastard
427
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,395
is at the top
of this evil scheme.
428
00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:15,749
Blackberry bramble bars?
429
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,448
Libby?
430
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:19,095
You're the regional director
of ShakeTech?
431
00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:21,019
Oh, yes,
ShakeTech has given me
432
00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:22,804
a chance to work
from home
433
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:26,369
and gain confidence
and make good money.
434
00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:30,067
Plus, it's really helped me
with my postpartum.
435
00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:32,417
I love you. [COOING]
436
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:34,287
That's great, Libby.
437
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:36,158
We're happy for you,
but isn't this
a pyramid scheme?
438
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:39,300
Oh, dear, no.
ShakeTech isn't a scheme.
439
00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:42,343
It's a family
that helps you lose weight
440
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:44,870
and gain wealth.
441
00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:46,874
But we have all these
shakes that we can't sell.
442
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:49,696
I got chocolate and vanilla
coming out of my ears,
literally.
443
00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,915
I have so many shakes,
I'm using 'em
as shampoo now.
444
00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:53,395
Ew. It's good for volume,
actually.
445
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:54,534
I don't think so. Wait.
446
00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:57,526
Just chocolate and vanilla? Yeah. Why?
447
00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,449
Well, that's your problem
right there.
448
00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:03,494
We have three new flavors
that are just flying
off the shelves.
449
00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:07,191
Try Cookies and Cream
or Caramel Delight.
450
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,591
I love cookies.I love delight.
451
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:10,764
[CAR DOOR BANGS]
452
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,850
Damn, she's good. Oh.
453
00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,589
No, don't bang it
until I bang it.
454
00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,329
That's what I'm saying. You faked me out.
455
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:17,470
I didn't fake you out.
I just put my hand...
456
00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:18,992
I'm pointing to everybody.
How is that...
457
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:21,245
Can we please bang? Yeah, let's just bang.
458
00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:23,118
Okay?
459
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,690
And then when I go
like that,
460
00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:25,466
put your hand up
to your nose.Got me.
461
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:26,820
No, I didn't get you.
462
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,169
Oh, and...
No, not my nose, your nose.
463
00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:30,218
This is my nose.
This is your nose.
464
00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:32,054
Never the twain
shall meet.
465
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,182
Hi. Hey, what's up, babe?
466
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:37,144
Just hanging out
with my new crew, you know?
467
00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:39,014
You remember Gus,
our mailman.
468
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:40,835
Yes, nice to see you
on the inside.
469
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,233
This is Jurgen, the guy
who spots me at the gym.
470
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,147
Hey.And, of course,
this is, um...
471
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,154
Edgar.Edgar.
472
00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:50,446
No, I knew that.
I knew that.
473
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:51,721
I just was making sure
that you knew that,
474
00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:53,503
because you've been
doing so many shots of...
475
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:55,418
Oh, milk.
476
00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:56,853
You know what it is?
He's lactose intolerant,
477
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,769
so we're living
on the edge right now.
478
00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,124
Put your hand down, please.
479
00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:01,903
Are you sure
you don't have any cocaine?
480
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,818
What? You repeatedly said
you liked to party.
481
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,344
Okay, Jake,
I know what's going on.
482
00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:08,037
You miss the Boyz,
and you're trying
to replace them
483
00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:12,914
with this sad, weird crew
of really lovely guys.
484
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,779
Pfft! Come on.
I don't miss the Boyz.
What are you talking about?
485
00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:16,870
I mean, I got my Broz
with a Z.
486
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,219
Broz. Okay, this is ridiculous.
487
00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:20,088
I am gonna go
see the Boyz.
488
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:21,750
Oh, come on.
489
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,573
[DOOR OPENS]
490
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:25,451
And none of us are gonna
have sex either, are we? [DOOR CLOSES]
491
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:26,663
Excuse me?
492
00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:31,544
Seriously?
493
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,236
You can't be friends
with Jake because of me?
494
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:34,723
What did I ever do to you?
495
00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:36,113
Okay, Annie,
we just don't think
496
00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:37,886
that you are right for Jake.
497
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,370
Annie, we just think
you're kind of a bitch.
498
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,121
Well, first of all,
uh, screw you.
499
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:43,202
And secondly,
what makes you think
500
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:44,770
you know what's
right for Jake?
501
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,376
I have been with him
for six years.
502
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,637
I know Jake way better
than any of you.
503
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:50,470
Annie, stop.
These guys aren't worth it.
504
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:52,778
You think you know Jake
better than us, Miss Thang?
505
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,694
Huh, Miss Thang?
506
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,129
Okay. All right.
What was his favorite movie?
507
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:57,776
Duh. Secondhand Lions.
508
00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:58,959
Duh. Everybody knows that.
509
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,215
He never shuts up
about it.
510
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:02,267
Okay, my turn,
Jerkz with a Z.
511
00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:03,922
[LAUGHING] Yes.
512
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,306
Where did Jake live
during high school?
513
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:07,309
Okay, all right,
we're gonna do this?
514
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:09,011
We're really gonna
do this? Yeah.
515
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:10,928
We're gonna have a contest
to see who knows Jake
516
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,583
better than his Boyz.
517
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,887
ALL: Boyz, Boyz, Boyz, Boyz,
Boyz, Boyz, Boyz.
518
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,024
B to the O
to the Y to the Z.
519
00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:17,665
I guess we are.
520
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:19,669
All right, well, then,
let's make it interesting.
521
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,501
You get an answer right,
and you get a point.
522
00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:22,589
And you get to
make a new rule.
523
00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:24,677
Okay. You break a rule, you drink.
524
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:26,156
And you lose a point.
525
00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:28,596
And, no, you cannot use
the phone to call Jake's past.
526
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:30,163
No. What?
527
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,690
I don't understand
what he's saying.
528
00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:33,913
Annie, don't do this, okay?
These guys really
like to party.
529
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,783
And I should know,
because I really
like to party.
530
00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:37,214
No.Not anymore.
531
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:38,430
Plus, they're crazy good
at drinking games.
532
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:40,169
Jake, it's okay,
533
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:42,700
because I'm crazy good
at being your fiancee.
534
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,314
Plus, I was in a sorority,
which means I drank
535
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:45,574
just as much
as the frat guys,
536
00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:46,696
and I still had
the strength to outrun them.
537
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:48,268
Delta Gamma!
538
00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:49,565
All right,
you hairy bitches,
539
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,400
let's do this.
540
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:52,838
[THIN LIZZY'S THE BOYS ARE
BACK IN TOWNPLAYING]
541
00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:55,624
How old was Jake
when he lost his virginity?
542
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:58,320
18. Technically 17,
but he says that doesn't count
543
00:16:58,408 --> 00:16:59,448
because of what
happened with the cat.
544
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:00,630
RIP, Mr. Meowgi.
545
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:01,755
Aka, Cat Morita.
546
00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:03,456
Oh, she knows me.
547
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:04,504
ANNIE: Okay, I get to
make a rule.
548
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:05,978
When I say
"T. Rex arms"...
549
00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:08,512
[ALL MIMIC SCREECHING]
550
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,552
Mitsubishi Samurai.
551
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,379
Grower.
No, show-er!
552
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,637
[GROANS] Yakov Smirnoff! [LAUGHS]
553
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,430
Everybody knows
it's American Ninja Warrior.
554
00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:18,824
All right, I'm drinking.
555
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,207
ALL: Drink, drink,
drink, drink.
556
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,560
What is Jake's
biggest fear?
557
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:22,689
Oh, okay, okay,
558
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,300
um, Nell Carter!
559
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:25,481
[GROANS]
560
00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:26,826
The fat guy
from P.M. Dawn?
561
00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:28,125
[LAUGHTER]
562
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:30,921
What is Jake's
favorite reality show?
563
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:31,746
True Torion Lifetime!
564
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,183
Drink up.
565
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:34,879
Drink, drink, drink.
566
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:36,576
You don't know what
you've gotten yourself into.
567
00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:38,934
Christopher Mintz-Plasse? No, Sir Ben Kingsley.
568
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:40,104
Sorry! I'm sorry.
569
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:41,669
[LAUGHTER]
570
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:43,496
Velveteen Rabbit.
571
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:44,674
How do you say the area
below the belly button?
572
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:46,149
"Mean" Gene Okerlund.
573
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:47,759
Yeah! Yeah!
574
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,109
Yes!
575
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,718
Mmm...
576
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:52,328
Down by the quarry.Mmm...
577
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,069
I got this one.Oh!
578
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,550
Lizzie Grubman. That's my girl!
579
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,079
[GRUNTS]
580
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,433
Bruce Jenner.
Tonya Harding. A.J. Benza.
581
00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:00,602
Drink, drink,
drink, drink.Okay.
582
00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:02,558
Cabo San Butthole.
583
00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:03,726
[LAUGHTER]
584
00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:07,172
Five and a half inches.
No, no, no, no.
585
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:08,830
1971. [SMACKING LIPS]
586
00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:10,313
French Bulldog.
587
00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:11,663
MEN: Drink, drink,
drink, drink,
588
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:13,882
drink, drink,
drink, drink, drink.
589
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:15,012
Okay, you got it.
590
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:15,884
You got it, babe.
591
00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:18,527
[ACCENTED] Hello.
592
00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,929
No one here but me. Yeah.
593
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:23,672
Everyone in Germany
wants to be one of the Boyz.
594
00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:25,374
[GRUNTING]
595
00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:27,112
[SQUEALS] Oh, no!
596
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:28,633
Sorry.
597
00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:30,326
All right, here we go,
last question.
598
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,683
It is not looking
good for you.
599
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:35,983
I think the Boyz know Jake
a little better than you.
600
00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:37,811
Okay, Annie, I'm impressed,
all right?
601
00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:39,729
You held your own,
but these guys are pros.
602
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,824
Wait. Shh, shh, shh.
I have it. I have it.
I have it.
603
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,253
Okay, final question.
604
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:44,249
Wait, you get
the final question?
605
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:45,650
Yes or no. Okay.
606
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:47,563
If one of Jake's Boyz
was dating a fiancee
607
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:48,648
that Jake didn't like
but he could see
608
00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:51,516
that said boy was happy,
would Jake be supportive?
609
00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:55,737
Oh, I see what
you're doing.
610
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,310
You are being
a real pill tonight.
611
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:58,487
Answer the question.
612
00:18:58,572 --> 00:18:59,752
And you're also
being really difficult.
613
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,274
Answer the question.No.
614
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:02,317
ANNIE: Answer the question.
615
00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:04,362
The answer is yes.
616
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:05,877
Yes, he would. That's right.
617
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:07,840
Because Jake is
a good friend.
618
00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,629
And, look, yeah,
I'm not crazy about
you guys taking him out,
619
00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:10,933
getting him drunk
all the time,
620
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:13,589
but I support him
because it makes him happy,
621
00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:15,894
because this isn't about us,
it's about Jake.
622
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,160
It's about Jake.
623
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:19,073
Wow, when you
lay it out like that,
624
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,808
it makes the Boyz realize
that we've been real jerks.
625
00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:23,209
The Boyz are sorry, guys.
626
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,772
Yeah, I mean,
I guess a lot of this
627
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,949
was about us being jealous.
628
00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:28,775
I mean, Jake's moving on.
He's getting married.
629
00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:30,783
And I'm still stuck
in the same place...
630
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:33,555
A junior studio
with a Murphy bed
and a Murphy toilet.
631
00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:35,350
How does that work?
It just pulls down?
632
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:36,385
It's the worst
invention ever.
633
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:37,569
Is there [BLEEP]
in the wall?
634
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:38,834
Talk about Murphy Brown.
635
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:40,876
So there really was
a beef after all,
636
00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:44,312
okay, with sort of an inner
emotional sub-beef inside it.
637
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,360
I'm embarrassed to
admit there was beef
inside that beef.
638
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,536
JAKE: All right, look, guys.
639
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,712
If you're game,
I am willing to
squash all those beefs
640
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:51,668
and be friends again.
641
00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:53,095
[CHUCKLES]
642
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,242
JAKE: What do you say?
643
00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:56,894
[WHISPERS] Squash it.
644
00:19:56,978 --> 00:20:01,368
Consider
all beefs...squashed.
645
00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:03,591
I don't know what you guys
are talking about,
but it's making me hungry.
646
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,250
I'm hungry too!
I'm hungry too!
647
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:06,514
The Boyz. The Boyz.
648
00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:07,506
ALL: Boyz, Boyz,
Boyz, Boyz, Boyz...
649
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,603
And girl. [LAUGHTER]
650
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:13,168
You know, Annie,
651
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,945
for somebody who's into
photographers and coffee,
652
00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:16,869
maybe you do like
to party after all.
653
00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:19,004
Maybe I do. Grudging respect.
654
00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:20,347
I told you guys
I could hang.
655
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:21,826
Next time you need a girl
656
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:24,136
to school you in
drinking or friendship,
657
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,273
you know where to find me.
658
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:26,664
JAKE: What an exit.
659
00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:28,967
Uh, watch out.Oh!
660
00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:30,453
Ooh.God, I love that woman.
661
00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:34,797
Ugh, I'm so hung-over.
662
00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:36,795
I can feel my heartbeat
in my hair.
663
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:39,187
Ow. Ow.Stop touching it.
664
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,941
Hey, well,
I'm proud of you, babe.
665
00:20:41,022 --> 00:20:43,202
And if you need it,
I have a breakfast burrito
on standby.
666
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:44,455
Aw... Some of it got eaten.
667
00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:46,027
Most of it got eaten.Is any of it left?
668
00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:48,554
No.
669
00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:50,288
Oh, look who came in
without knocking.
670
00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:51,509
Good morning to you too.
671
00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:52,818
Foot-five. Pumpkin.
672
00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:55,472
KAY: You guys look happy.
673
00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:57,128
I take it you fixed
your shake problem?
674
00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:59,432
Yeah. We sat down
with a legal pad
675
00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:01,909
and just really took stock
of what we had going for us,
676
00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:03,309
which was Dennah.
677
00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:05,262
Hot girls have been
selling crap to idiots
678
00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:07,401
since the dawn of time.
679
00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:08,883
Then it was just a matter
of finding the right clients
680
00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:10,533
to target with
our sales pitch...
681
00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:13,317
Guys who are long on cash
but short on brains.
682
00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:15,802
The Boyz lose weight
and gain wealth.
683
00:21:15,883 --> 00:21:17,413
Hey, hey.
684
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:19,103
[ALL LAUGHING] The Boyz!
685
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:20,190
ALL: The Boyz!
686
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,799
[GRUNTING]
687
00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:24,503
[ALL GRUNTING]
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