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ANNIE: Sorry guys,
we got to go.
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Jake and I are
having dinner
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with my favorite
and only cousin, Scooby,
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legally changed
from Barry Scooberstein.
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He's a cruise director
so he's rarely in port.
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Ah, Scooby
is the coolest guy ever.
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He's like the Ryan Gosling
of cousins.
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Jake, you are going
to love him.
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He's the life
of the party.
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Literally, that's what
his business cards say.
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My business cards say FBI.
Female body inspector.
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Interesting, but I think
that's more of a hallway
conversation,
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so let's move those
cute little hineys
out the door.
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Okay then.
We're just really late.
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Well, as if my life couldn't
get any worse, it did.
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Oh, we'd love to be there
for you, buddy, but...
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Good. Hey, you guys
can sit down,
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no need for the formality.
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Okay.
So...
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My place is
getting fumigated
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'cause I have fleas from
that alley cat I fought.
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It was just a piece
of chicken, man,
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you should've let it go.
(WHISPERS) Yeah.
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I'm so happy to be hanging
with my crew tonight.
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I'm thinking
Law & Order Marathon?
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I don't know
that there is one,
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but that show is
never not on.
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Oh, that sounds like
a blast, buddy,
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but Annie and I have
dinner plans with
her cousin, Barry.
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Scooby. His name
was changed by the
American government.
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All right then,
Dennah, Kay,
who wants at me?
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Sorry, I have a work event.
Or as I like to call it,
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an hour and a half
of Bob in HR asking me
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what kind of gay I am.
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Well, you're obviously
a soft butch lipstick
flannel queen, right?
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Word.
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And I have a little date.
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Literally, he's 5'4".
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That's a small drink
of water.
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There's a lot of
cute guys out there
living below boob level.
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Loving all of this, but...
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Oh, my God, you guys,
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you gotta see what
they did to the elevator.
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They vacuumed,
and they got the
booger off the 14.
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Come on, please leave.
GIL: Hey,
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I get it.
My crew's busy.
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And I love a busy crew,
I'm busy too.
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Law & Order's not going
to watch itself,
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although, I wouldn't be
surprised if it could,
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'cause it's that awesome.
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But Jake, you and I are
still on for b-ball tomorrow,
right, buddy?
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I'm in. Or, actually,
I'm not in
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because
I'm realizing that
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Scooby is here all weekend,
which I am thrilled about.
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Unless I can get away
for a few hours to
play some basketball.
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Which I cannot,
nor do I want to.
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Why would you bring that up?
How dare you?
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I am livid with you.
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You guys are all so busy
with your grown-up stuff.
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Meanwhile, here I am,
single, unemployed,
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inexplicably 2 inches
shorter than last year.
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It's like your lives
are chugging forward,
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and mine's just slipping
backwards.
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Oh, come on, buddy.
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Sometimes moving backwards
can be cool, right?
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Case in point,
the moonwalk.
What?
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That shouldn't help,
but it does.
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Hey, I'll play basketball
with you tomorrow, Gilly.
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Yeah, me too.
Really?
Thanks, guys.
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Okay, then it's settled,
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we'll all walk out of here
together right now.
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You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.
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By the way, Gil,
you don't currently
have fleas, right?
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No. But...
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You know, apropos of nothing,
maybe I'll just take
this chair with me.
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Okay, scoot.
(CHAIR SCRAPING)
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(WHISTLING)
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* Oh, no
Can't hold me back *
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So the wedding was
totally nose-diving,
the DJ doesn't show,
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the best man speech
was way too Vietnam-heavy,
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but then here comes
cousin Scooby.
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Armed only with an iPod
and a Coors Light.
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He throws on a little
"whoomp! There it is"
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and whoomp!
There everyone is,
up on the dance floor.
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Everyone was dancing,
even aunt Karen
with the clubfoot.
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Scooby
is the wedding whisperer.
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Wait, so aunt Karen has
a clubfoot and a glass eye?
My God.
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And male pattern baldness.
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That's a lot.
She's one of life's
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real soldiers.
Yeah.
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Is she still alive?
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Yes and no.
Yes and no.
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Speaking of the greatest
weddings of all time,
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Annie, do you remember
Princess Kate's
wedding bouquet?
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Hmm, no,
I can't say I recall
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the understated yet
meaningful blend of
lily of the valley
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and sweet William, Dad.
Of course I remember.
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Because I found a florist
here in town
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that can recreate
that very arrangement.
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Dad, that is so sweet,
that is, like,
my dream bouquet.
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Actually I was talking
about for my wedding.
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Oh, my God.
How stupid of me.
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I guess it didn't
even occur to me
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that you would be carrying
a bouquet.
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No, no,
that would be crazy.
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It's not a bouquet.
Okay.
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It's an oversized
boutonniere
that has a handle
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so I can walk around
like a princess.
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Yeah, my little princess
with a penis.
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Your queenie with a weenie.
(LAUGHS)
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Don't talk about my penis.
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Fair enough.
I'm sorry about that.
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Honey, I didn't even
realize you'd want it
for your wedding.
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I'm so sorry.
No, no, I mean,
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you know, why would you
even be thinking about
my wedding?
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No, I do think
about your wedding.
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It is so fine.
Besides, I was planning on
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using these live birdcage
centerpieces,
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so I'll just go with
the tropical theme
for my bouquet.
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Ouch. I pinned those
birdcages too.
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Ouch.
Ouch-e-wa-wa.
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This is so silly.
You know what?
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You take the bouquet
and the birdcages.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Yes, yes, yes.
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Listen, I am not going to
get into a bride war
with my own daughter.
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'Cause that would be,
like...
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Like...
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And, hey,
let's face it,
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I wouldn't stand a chance
anyway, would I?
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Because I learned
from the best.
You are the OG Bridezilla.
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Only because the student
is now the master.
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Oh, thank you, sir.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
Oh, you.
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I feel uncomfortable,
but I shouldn't, right?
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No, we should.
Who needs a drink?
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Waiter?
Oh, I'm sorry,
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we're all out of drinks.
But I can offer you
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the best night
of your life!
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ALL: Scooby!
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Oh, this is Scooby.
Well, uncle Kevs!
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Yay.
I have literally
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been over here for
20 minutes waiting
for you guys
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to call me over.
Oh, here, Lo Fang.
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Let me give you your vest,
thanks again, dude.
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Oh, and I dropped
those spring rolls off
at table seven.
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Thanks, Scooby.
You're the best.
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No, you are, dude.
Seriously,
don't stop believing
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in yourself, okay?
No matter what
that girl said.
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What an entrance.
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You must be Jake.
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Ah, yes, guilty as charged.
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The man, the myth,
the supermodel?
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Wow, you are
a very attractive man.
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Look at this...
Dah-dah-dah-dah!
Hey.
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Come over here, bro.
Oh, yeah.
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Oh, wow, look at that.
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We're instantly
good at that.
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Aw, Annie.
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Look at this girl.
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Gorgeous, brilliant,
and with a heart of
Gold-schlager.
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(LAUGHING)
Jake, you got an angel.
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Can I get an "amen"
or what?
Amen!
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Oh, I thought
we were all gonna do it.
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That's okay.
Do that.
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How is life on
the concert cruise circuit?
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You still working
"the DeBarge barge?"
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No, no, no,
I'm with the Maroon 5,
"Cruise like Jagger,"
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yeah, and we turn down
for what?
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Nothing!
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You know
what I'm saying?
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I honestly don't,
but I love how you say it.
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I missed you guys so much.
You know?
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And I heard the great news,
two weddings in one year?
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Whoa!
How's the bride-to-be?
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Excited.
Thrilled.
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'Cause we're both brides,
and that's fine.
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(MAN SPEAKING ON TV)
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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(COMMOTION ON TV CONTINUES)
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(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
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Ugh.
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My date was a disaster.
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I couldn't get past
how short he was.
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Literally,
I could not get past him,
he was so underfoot.
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Dennah,
how did you get in here?
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Uh, you let me in?
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What is going on?
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Law & Order.
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I've never seen it before.
Gil was right, it's awesome.
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Oh, come on,
it can't be that good,
skeletal remains?
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But how?
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Okay, so we're all good for
tomorrow for dinner, right?
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Dude, wild hangovers
wouldn't keep me away.
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Hey, so I hate to register
on the dickter scale,
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but I only get one more
shore leave this year,
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so I can only come
to one of your weddings.
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Oh.
Oh.
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Ooh.
I know.
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Well, it's a good thing
we talked about
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the whole bride wars thing,
because I do not
want to fight
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over who gets Scooby
at their wedding.
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Absolutely. Scooby,
why don't you just
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take your time and decide
whose wedding you'll be at,
and we'll roll with it.
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Because that's what
I'm known for,
rolling with it.
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You can call me
Adele, 'cause I'm
Rolling In The Deep.
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And I'm just
Rollin' With The Homies.
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"Papa's Like
A Rolling Stone."
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"Rollin',
Rolling Down The River."
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Okay, we're gonna go.
We'll see you guys
tomorrow.
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Okay, us too.
Okay.
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Hey, Scooby.
Scoobs.
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So I know you're
staying at that cute
Bed and Breakfast
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on 4th street,
better known as
the murder hotel.
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What?
No it's not, is it?
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Why don't you stay
with us tonight?
Stay safe.
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We can all kind of
have more of a chance
to catch up.
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Yes!
I would love that.
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Hope you guys are up
for a midnight jam sesh,
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because that
is where I come alive.
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Yes!
Yeah, you are.
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Yes!
(JAKE MURMURS)
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Didn't say it yet.
Saying it now.
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You and your dad agreed
to not compete over Scoobs
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and what wedding
he's attending.
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I'm not, I just want to
spend some time with
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my favorite
and only cousin.
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Oh, and we're giving him
our bed
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and any of your clothes
that he may want.
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Just so you know,
there is evidence mounting
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that you're not great
at rolling with it.
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Oh, hey, bae.
Is bae really that much
shorter than babe?
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It's literally the same
amount of syllables.
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But that extra "b"
makes my mouth so tired.
235
00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:34,206
Aww.
Ooh, we should be quiet.
236
00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:35,981
I don't want to
wake Scooby.
Oh, Scooby's gone.
237
00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:38,219
He got a call this morning,
he downed three Red Bulls,
238
00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:40,185
high-fived my hand into
premature arthritis,
239
00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:41,793
and then...
(WHISTLES)
Took off.
240
00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,085
And I just spent
20 minutes to find his
favorite cro-cronuts.
241
00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:47,227
(GASPS)
He's with my dads.
242
00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:49,504
"Shopping with the guncles,
buying me a suit.
243
00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:52,073
"blessed.
freeballin'."
Scoob.
244
00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:54,272
I can't believe my dad
is buying him a suit.
245
00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:55,944
I mean, he said
he didn't want to
have a bride war,
246
00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:57,403
and yet here he is,
starting one.
247
00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:59,470
Uh, devil's advocate.
Didn't you start
the bride war
248
00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,869
when you invited him
over here to sleep?
249
00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:03,111
(LAUGHING)
No. What?
250
00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:04,906
We have to have Scooby.
251
00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:06,708
Your wedding sets the tone
for your whole marriage,
252
00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,580
and Scooby sets the tone
for your wedding.
253
00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,919
We don't want to
end up like my aunt Tig
and uncle Bloom.
254
00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:13,154
Aunt Tig and unc...
Wait, didn't they die
in a plane crash?
255
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,260
Wes, but they were
on their way to their
second honeymoon,
256
00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:17,422
because their
marriage was in trouble,
which it wouldn't have been,
257
00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:18,560
had Scooby been
at their wedding.
258
00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:21,133
Yeah, sure, that tracks.
259
00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:22,934
I just want our wedding
to be perfect,
260
00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,256
and I don't have
a lot of family,
261
00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:26,431
so it means everything to
me to have Scooby there.
262
00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:28,499
Look, I want our wedding
to be perfect too, but...
263
00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,668
Great! So we're on
the same page.
Let's go down there.
264
00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:39,507
Yo, dude.
You wanna play with us?
We need a fourth.
265
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,419
Oh, sorry, guys.
I'm waiting on my
lady friends.
266
00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:43,652
They're two hours late.
267
00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,747
God, is this what
it's come to?
268
00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,149
The only people that
want to hang out with me
269
00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:48,560
are a bunch of
fifth-graders?
270
00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:50,122
Dude,
we're sixth-graders.
271
00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:53,490
Oh, really? Well,
that's totally different.
272
00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,700
But I warn you,
if we do this,
273
00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:57,433
I'm not going to go
easy on you.
274
00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:58,967
Huh?
Huh?
275
00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:00,402
Huh, huh?
(GROANS)
276
00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,068
Awesome!
Cool.
277
00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:04,866
Sick.
Oh!
278
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,778
It is pretty cool, huh?
Yeah, right on.
279
00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:10,011
(LAUGHING) Okay.
No, it is...
280
00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:11,707
It's really coming out.
281
00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:14,049
All right, well,
what are you gonna do?
282
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,154
Huh? All right,
well, you still
283
00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:19,546
wanna play with me?
I can still play.
284
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,519
How many episodes of
Law & Order have we
watched at this point?
285
00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:24,559
13.
286
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,334
17 if you count the ones
without Jerry Orbach,
which I do not.
287
00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:30,164
That man is sex in a suit.
Mmm.
288
00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:32,230
Think my fave is the one
where they found that
bloated body
289
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,529
floating in the river.
290
00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:37,840
(GASPS)
We forgot to meet Gil.
291
00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:39,805
(WHISPERING)
I can't believe you're
trying to win Scooby over
292
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,343
by buying him
a new suit.
293
00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:43,608
I'm sorry, I didn't hear
anything you just said.
294
00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:46,407
I'm just so mesmerized
by your bulging bis...
295
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,479
Well, I have been
working out
on my definit...
296
00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:50,248
Okay, you're trying
to distract me.
297
00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,917
You are in a bride war
with our daughter.
298
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,386
Psst, Annie and I
are just two brides
299
00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,115
who want the
best weddings ever.
300
00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:59,530
That's not a war.
That's wedding season.
301
00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:03,232
Uncle Kev,
I am loving
this new suit.
302
00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:06,066
It's been so long
since I've had fabric
below my knees.
303
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:07,633
This is all
the other Kevin's idea,
304
00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,071
I can't take
any credit for it.
305
00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:10,496
And in fact, I won't.
306
00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:12,810
And if Annie finds out,
please don't mention
my name.
307
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,183
Okay.
Scooby, you just need
a suit that isn't swim,
308
00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:17,612
and if you happen to
wear it at our wedding,
then great.
309
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,147
Whoo, hey, Scoobs.
310
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:20,982
Dads!
Hey.
311
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:23,048
(PANTING)
312
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,316
Did you guys run here?
313
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,292
Reluctantly.
314
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,323
Loving that suit,
Scoobs.
Thanks.
315
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,558
So nice of my dads.
No-oh, singular.
316
00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:33,163
Dad.
Oh. Nice of my dad
to get it for you.
317
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:35,126
Hmm, it was nice
of you to put Scooby
up for the night.
318
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,155
Well, he's family,
and nothing's more
important than family.
319
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,570
I couldn't agree more.
320
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:41,031
And that is why
I would be so happy
to pay for your airfare
321
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,971
should you decide
to come to our wedding.
322
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,036
Dude, that would be amazing.
323
00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:48,005
Money is a little tight
right now, 'cause I mostly
get paid in drink tickets.
324
00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:50,435
Did you think that
we wouldn't pay for you
to come to our wedding?
325
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,050
Because we've
been planning on it.
326
00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:54,612
Since we want you
to be our best man.
327
00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:55,751
Wait, what?
328
00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,516
I would be so honored.
329
00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,694
Oh, Scoob,
sorry we can't put you
in our wedding party,
330
00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:01,893
because we want you
to officiate it!
331
00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:04,089
(JAKE LAUGHS)
332
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,287
Wait, what?
333
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,874
I don't see Gil anywhere,
do you think he left?
334
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,733
Well, we are
two hours late,
335
00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,902
and Gil isn't usually
outside for more than
half hour at a time.
336
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,170
Hmm.
337
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,208
Wait, is that his shirt?
338
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:22,643
Why would Gil be walking
around without a shirt?
339
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,479
Oh, my God, do you think
something happened to him?
340
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:27,154
Calm down.
All that Law & Order
made you paranoid.
341
00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:29,284
Oh, my God!
Oh, baby, Gil!
342
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:32,989
He's missing and bleeding.
This is seriously not good!
And it's all our fault!
343
00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:35,223
Okay, think.
If this was Law & Order,
344
00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:37,218
what would Orbach do?
345
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:40,860
He would go to a payphone
and call his technology guy.
346
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:43,328
Where are all the
damn payphones?
347
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,266
GIL: Hey, thanks
for inviting me over, bros,
348
00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:46,902
and for this
perfect-fitting T-shirt.
349
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,297
Who knew I was
a child's medium?
(LAUGHING)
350
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,369
You guys got
a pretty killer
setup down here.
351
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,008
Yeah, my mom bought me
the big screen
352
00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:54,943
after dad moved in
with Susan.
353
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,078
Nice.
354
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:59,153
(PHONE VIBRATES)
GIL: Oh.
355
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:02,382
Oh, sorry.
I don't have time
for you now.
356
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,919
Whoa, dude, how'd you get
to this level so fast?
357
00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:07,415
Oh, I've beaten
this game three times.
358
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,257
Would've been more,
but I started getting
bed sores
359
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:10,892
from my sweet bean bag.
360
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,288
I gotta get that thing
re-beaned.
361
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,389
You're so cool.
362
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,760
Yes, thank you.
363
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,558
You guys are like
my new crew now.
364
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,369
My old crew's like...
"Eh, we can't hang,
365
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:22,202
"we gotta put on
our sweater vests
and pay our forms."
366
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:26,339
New crew's like,
"We can hang out
all we want!"
367
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:30,106
(KEVIN 1 CHUCKLING)
This battle over Scooby
is getting out of control.
368
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:32,107
Want more dipping sauce?
Yeah.
369
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:34,009
And that's my calamari.
370
00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:35,751
You know,
I always thought this
whole bridezilla thing
371
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,085
was just a myth,
but Annie has changed
right in front of my eyes.
372
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,691
Like Chris Pratt's body.
373
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,823
Oh, I know.
He is right
and tight now.
374
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,360
What did he do?
How does he get it done?
375
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:45,594
Where does he
find the time?
376
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:46,988
He works so hard.
Yeah.
377
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,830
Well, I tried to
talk to Kevin,
378
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,756
but he's gone
wedding-mad too.
379
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,430
You know, competing
with your own daughter
380
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,129
is not a good look
for him.
381
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:55,801
It's worse than the time
that he got a perm.
382
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:58,509
The thing is,
Annie would give her life
as we know it for Kevin.
383
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,471
They live for each other.
They are each other.
384
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:01,840
That's why
it's so hard to watch.
385
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:03,379
We have to get
these two to talk
386
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,183
because it's physically
impossible for Scooby
387
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:06,375
to go to both weddings.
388
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,717
Wait, I may have an idea.
389
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:11,517
Wait.
390
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,254
I may have a scotch.
391
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,550
Bartender?
392
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,491
Is that a puca shell?
Hey, everybody.
393
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:19,726
* Happy, happy, birthday,
happy, happy you
394
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:22,532
* Happy, happy birthday to
Scooby dooby doo *
395
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,195
Happy birthday.
MAN: Have a good one.
396
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,974
Aw, thank you.
But it's...
397
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,773
It's not my B-day.
398
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,174
I know, but we're going
to miss it, and I hate that.
399
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,567
So Kevin and I thought...
KEVIN 2: No, no,
400
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:32,738
I had nothing to do
with this.
401
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,365
That we would celebrate
your birthday today.
402
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:35,641
Our cake is coming,
and it's bigger.
403
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,008
(QUIETLY)
Jake, go get a bigger cake.
404
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,677
Oh, all right.
405
00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:40,105
No more cake, no more cake,
no more cake, no more cake.
406
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,920
No more fighting
over Scooby, that's it!
407
00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:43,352
What? Fighting?
That's so crazy. Who...
408
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,116
I'm her dad.
ANNIE: We don't fight.
409
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,815
Doesn't happen.
It's like, what?
I have a solution
410
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,186
where you can both
have Scooby
411
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:49,555
and you can both have
the florist,
412
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,462
and you can both have
the endangered birds.
413
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,864
How about we do it up
Brady-sister style
414
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:57,197
and have a double wedding?
415
00:14:57,264 --> 00:15:00,134
Whoa, wait, you cats
would do that for me?
416
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,970
Yeah!
Double wedding?
417
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:05,406
Double amazing.
(LAUGHS)
418
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:06,712
What do you think?
419
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,783
That's cra...
That's...that's stu...
420
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:15,580
BOTH: (DRAWN OUT)
Ooh...ay...ate.
421
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:19,593
Great.
Really good.
422
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,152
Double wedding?
I don't want to
get married
423
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,321
with my dads.
I mean, I wanted to marry
424
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:24,590
my dads when
I was little,
425
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,727
but I also wanted to
marry Donald Rumsfeld.
426
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:29,703
He's just so strong,
he's decisive, and he's,
off topic.
427
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,932
Look, I am doing this
for you, bae.
428
00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:35,239
Hey, wait, you're right.
Bae is so much easier
than babe.
429
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:37,172
I know, right?
Look, this is all part
430
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,067
of my master plan to get
Scooby at our wedding.
431
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,869
There's no possible way
that your dads want
432
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,380
a double wedding either,
right?
433
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,712
So the first person
to admit
434
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,076
that they don't want
a double wedding
435
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,875
is also willing to
lose Scooby.
436
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,447
You evil,
handsome genius.
437
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,516
Yeah, it's like that Bible
story with Solomon.
438
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:54,054
Or is it Shecky?
You know, where they
split the baby in two...
439
00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:55,491
Or is it a T-shirt?
440
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,255
I'm gonna go with baby.
Was the baby
wearing a T-shirt?
441
00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:59,034
Hey, thank you.
442
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:01,362
Thank you for getting
how important
Scooby is to me.
443
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,898
Hey, of course.
Now, look,
all you have to do
444
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,603
is pretend that you love
the double wedding idea,
445
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:06,825
all right?
Okay.
446
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:08,399
And whatever you do,
don't crack,
447
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,068
otherwise we might
lose Scooby.
Okay, I can do this.
448
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,137
I can do this. I mean,
I am a great actress.
449
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:13,865
I believe that.
450
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:17,280
I found my ring!
Take it down, madea.
451
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:18,784
(SOFTLY)
I found my ring.
452
00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:21,475
So, where were we?
453
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:24,748
We were talking
about the amazing
double wedding idea.
454
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,217
Double wedding, right.
455
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:27,616
You know,
I am loving this idea.
456
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,055
Yeah,
I'm loving it more.
457
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:32,263
I mean, the thought of
being in the spotlight
the whole day
458
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,355
is so daunting,
you know,
459
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:34,626
it'll just be fun
to be up there
460
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,704
together, all four of us.
Yeah, I totally agree.
461
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,103
I mean, the chance
to share the day,
to share an anniversary,
462
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,666
so special.
So special.
463
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,343
Oh, my gosh, we could do
a joint invitation.
464
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,442
Love that! I mean,
with all of our faces
465
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,674
on the card, I mean,
come on!
466
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,168
And I can't wait for
the four-way first dance.
467
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,410
No.
Same time speeches!
468
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:49,735
I love it.
You know what?
469
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:50,779
Why even do
a double wedding
when we could...
470
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,413
BOTH: Do a double honeymoon!
471
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:54,549
Yeah, I can just see it now.
The four musketeers lying
472
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,124
naked on the beaches
of the Maldives.
473
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,423
Yeah,
with joining rooms!
474
00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:58,794
Why should we even spend
a day apart?
475
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,991
Hey, do you guys want
to share a pineapple
ice cream boat?
476
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:03,564
It looks so good.
No, no!
477
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,933
I do not want to share
a stupid pineapple
ice cream boat thingy,
478
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,292
and I do not want
to share my wedding.
479
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,831
I was just using
my acting.
480
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,274
And it was good
for a while.
481
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:19,366
Someone should probably
go talk...
482
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,509
I should probably
go talk to her. Okay.
483
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,643
Ruh-roh.
484
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,375
So, I don't know
what just happened,
but what I do know
485
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,321
is that my behavior
has been
486
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,586
Michael Lohan-level
unfatherly.
487
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:38,455
And I have been
Dance Moms level
daughter bad.
488
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,455
And I know that
was confusing.
Not to me it wasn't.
489
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,827
Look, I've just been
planning my wedding
490
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,995
since I was a little girl,
and I guess
I always imagined
491
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,504
you guys
planning it with me,
not planning your own.
492
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,997
Oh, honey,
I didn't realize
we'd get so...
493
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,139
But you know how badly
I want you to have
your special day.
494
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,506
Yeah, I know.
I always wished
495
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,144
you and dad
could get married.
496
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,439
I guess I just
didn't think
497
00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,250
our weddings would be
happening at the same time.
498
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,352
Of course you didn't.
And I've been
so wrapped up
499
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,324
in myself because
I've been dreaming
about my wedding
500
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,353
since I was a kid too.
I would lock myself
501
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,188
in the bedroom with
my bridal magazines
hoping that my parents
502
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,015
would just think
that I was doing drugs.
503
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,759
Oh. I'm so sorry, Dad.
504
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:15,155
No, I'm sorry.
Forget it.
505
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,798
Your father
and I will postpone.
506
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,003
No way! No!
507
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:19,534
What if they
make it illegal again?
508
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,499
I'm just glad that
we're talking about it,
509
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:22,868
that we got it out
in the open.
510
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,735
Me too.
511
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,814
And now I insist
that you have Scooby
at your wedding.
512
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,613
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, I couldn't.
513
00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,176
And...
514
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:33,154
But I can, and so I will.
515
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,624
Thank you.
516
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,882
And I want to give you
your wedding present early.
517
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,920
We have chosen you,
to be our flower girl.
518
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,387
(SQUEALS)
519
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:45,355
Our fully-grown
adult woman
flower girl.
520
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:48,655
Oh, my dreams
have come true.
521
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:52,028
Hey, who else can say
they got in a bride war
with their dad?
522
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:54,168
I love that about us.
523
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,374
Boy soldiers,
cover me with
reflection shots.
524
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:57,966
I'm going for
red headquarters.
525
00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,237
Light 'em up!
526
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,379
(BOTH SCREAM)
527
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,214
Oh, Gil, thank God
you're all right.
528
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,349
We've been
so worried about you.
529
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,784
How'd you guys know
I was here?
530
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:09,948
Well, we realized
if we had your password,
531
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:11,446
we could track
your cell phone,
532
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,048
and since your password
is "password..."
Shh, shh, shh!
533
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,649
What are you
doing here, buddy?
(LASER TAG GUN BEEPS)
534
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,291
I made some awesome
new friends.
535
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:19,356
Sure, they're children,
but I'm basically
succeeding in life
536
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,586
on a sixth-grade level
anyway, so it plays.
537
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,361
Now, if you'll excuse us,
we're hanging out,
538
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:25,631
like real friends do.
539
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,498
Come on,
we're your real friends.
540
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,897
And, hey, you just hit
a rough patch, pal,
541
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,539
but you'll
get through it.
542
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,674
I'm sorry we've been
a little busy lately.
543
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,940
But you know we'll
always be here for you.
544
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,608
Well, except for today,
of course, when we weren't.
545
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,847
I'm sorry, we just
fell into a serious
Law & Order wormhole,
546
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,582
but we love you.
You guys think you can
547
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,848
just waltz in here,
with, albeit, a very
valid excuse
548
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,286
and some beautiful words
549
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,992
and expect to just be
instantly forgiven?
550
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,620
Because you can.
(BOTH EXHALES)
551
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,189
Hang on, I gotta go break
some kid hearts.
552
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:53,559
Gotcha.
553
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,956
Those the friends
who blew you off?
Yeah.
554
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,928
Look, buddy,
this is going to be
hard for you to hear,
555
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:01,928
but I gotta go.
You see, I'm an adult,
556
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:05,311
and you're a kid.
I don't belong
in your world.
557
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,672
But this isn't goodbye.
558
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,239
You see,
when you guys are adults,
559
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,708
you'll...
And they're gone.
560
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,307
Good work on the
double wedding plan.
561
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,679
You were right,
they just needed to hit
their breaking point
562
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,447
in order to get to
what was really going on.
563
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,216
Yeah,
I'm proud of myself.
564
00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:20,285
That was some
Devious Maids
level scheming.
565
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,793
I mean, I've never
actually seen the show,
566
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,264
but I assume
they're pretty devious?
567
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:24,893
Oh, yeah,
but just in maid stuff.
568
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,827
Oh.
Okay, okay.
569
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,763
So I may have
just made friends
with all the busboys,
570
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,859
and they may have
just invited us to
571
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:34,501
a secret underground
Latin karaoke club.
572
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,937
And I may just have
another scotch.
573
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:39,513
(SINGING PIANO MAN BY
BILLY JOEL IN SPANISH)
574
00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:54,152
Whoo!
575
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:58,430
* I apologize to all
Spanish-speaking people
576
00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:01,191
* You have a beautiful
language, we're so sorry
577
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,530
* We're butchering it
578
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,225
Do you think we could do
Islands in the Stream?
579
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:05,397
Yes, we can.
580
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:06,925
Ta-da!
Everybody!
581
00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:09,469
(ALL VOCALIZING)
582
00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:11,366
(KISSES)
583
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:12,838
(ALL VOCALIZING)
584
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:19,710
Why are we all not naked?
585
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:20,849
ALL: Scooby!
586
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,983
Yes!
(LAUGHING) Oh!
587
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,479
You son of a bitch!
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