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Mister Bandari
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Sorry, do I know you?
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My name is Winnie McKellar,
I'm here to interview you
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Yeah of course, good to meet you
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The pleasure is mine. I didn't
realize it was an in-person interview
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I was expecting a phone call
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Well my office is just a few blocks away
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I find these things are
always better in person
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I hope you don't mind. No not at all
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um I'm Trying to make my flight
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Would you mind doing
the interview in my car
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That would be great Mister Bandari.
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Please
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Thank you so much for doing this interview
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I've heard quite a lot about you
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Anything interesting
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There's a lot about your company
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And its rapid rise into the
upper echelon of the tech Industry
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So there's nothing interesting right
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Well I also noticed that your name appears
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at the top of nearly every charity
organizations list of contributors
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I believe in giving back,
after all much has been given to me
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You do a lot for people in need
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This is the angle I want
to take with this article
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What do you mean?
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Most of what is written
about you is about Mr Bandari
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The successful businessman entrepreneur
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This information is good,
but I believe that people are
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more interesting than just their job titles
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Who is Avinash as a
human being. What's his story
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What series of events
shaped him into who he is today
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Well for starters it's Nash for short
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Nash
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I'm basically from India, where I studied
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Computer Engineering I
typically fit the stereotype
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Of Indians being prolific
at computer programming
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yes
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Well my story actually
started in the United States
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Great
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I moved here after being offered job in a
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software company and I didn't know anyone
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when I first came, as I was the first
one from my family to go into the US
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but eventually you made friends I hope
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Yes I did,
in fact they're still my best friends
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tell me about them. How did you guys meet
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There's Zorik, the Russian hacker
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Is that another stereotype
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Ok � what do you want?
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Superman red sun signed by Mark Miller
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Ha Ha Ha No No way I stood
in line for hours to get signed
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I know Zorik you we both did
you were right in front of me
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and when it was my turn the signing
was over and book store closed
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But it's Redsun
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Yaaa
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You don't want anything else?
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Noooo
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Is it still in mint condition
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So nice
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Super man Redsun. The Sickest shit ever
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Ok. Lets not rub it in
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I am sorry
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Bogdon�
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Bring the duffel bag.
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So, tell me. What you are
going to do with all this money?
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I'm going to America.
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After exchanging the Bitcoins for cash
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Zorik made it to the US Mexico border
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There he met the other two immigrants
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Cameron from Nigeria and Dan Dan from China
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The stars must have been aligned
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because as a strange twist in their fate
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they all realized that
they had a similar skill
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which is computer engineering
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And then they made it into the US together
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Then there's Billy,
he knows how to handle everything
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but actually not knowing
anything about it at all
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And where is Billy from
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He's from Austin
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Next question... F***
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Working at the office was a strange
experience for a person like me
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I'm pretty sure I saw all
of my co-workers on TV
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at the Charlottesville protest
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They were the one that
wanted to keep the monuments
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They were white supremacists
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Language Library
language expressions
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She's been gone for a while; you
think she's coming back anytime soon
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Whatever
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So, what are you,
like fresh out of the school
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I've worked for this company for 2 years
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Oh cool are they promoting you today
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I'm actually being fired
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What do you mean? What makes you think that
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They left a note on my desk that's saying
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that they can't sponsor
my H-1B and I'm being fired
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Hey guys, Miss Davenport is unable to meet
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with you in person today uh
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but the conference room please
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Kelsey could you please
set up a Skype interview
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Thank you
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I met Billy on the day of his interview
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when I saw him, I realized that he
didn't know anything about software
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Then,
I agreed on helping him ace the interview
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Mister Ryan, thank you for your time today
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I apologize for the unusual
circumstances on this interview
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Not a problem
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I just have a few questions
if you're ready to get started
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How are you today?
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I'm... I am great thank you, doing good
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Can you explain to me what oops is?
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Oh no problem take your time
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No actually � Can you explain what oops is?
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Object-oriented
programming language...
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It has inheritance
abstraction and polymorphism
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and what is inheritance?
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That is where the money is
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It's the feature of oops.
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Its allows the case using its methods
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and properties into another case
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and What versions of java
have you worked with so far?
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All the � You know, all the popular ones
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1.9. 1.8. 1.7
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And 2.0
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and What is the difference
between 1.7 and 1.8?
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0.1�
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Excuse me
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There is library
and language changes
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Language changes include Lamda expressions
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Which are annotations of Java types
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and method handling and
library changes updates
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and the API updates in time
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Huh Mr. Ryan Everything
seems to be in order �
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Do you have any questions for me?
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Hmmm how long is typically is lunch..
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Laugh .. You are the class clown aren't you
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Well thank you for your time Billy
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and Please see Cheryl in HR for paper work
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Ok, Thank you
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Lets see�Billy�
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You answered no to health insurance?
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Mhm� Is that bad
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Just in case you change your mind�
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Here is comprehensive
packet telling you various
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enrollment options for you..
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Do you have any questions so far
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Oh No� Is that an Aloe Vera plant?
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Indeed it is�. Are you in to horticulture?
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No,
it's just that I'm highly allergic to Aloe.
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When I am around my
face breaks out in hives
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and swells up. It's pretty awful,
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like Mickey Rourke space... fighter
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or just in general
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Congratulations on getting the job.
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Thank you
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You'll start on Monday
morning eight o'clock.
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Perfect... Ok
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just one last thing.
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Here's a bit of literature for
you to review before Monday.
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A bit is an understatement
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It's everything you need to know
about the project you're taking over.
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The fellow before that
was let go this morning.
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Ohh Really? Wait..You mean Nash?
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Yes. What a shame. He
was really good at his job
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Is there a.. any way I can contact him�
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You know if I have any
questions about the project
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You can catch him before he leaves.
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He is probably gathering his belongings.
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Ok Okay Thank you Cheryl
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Hi...
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Billy? Ya
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Look,
I know you just helped me replace you here,
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but I could use your help again.
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Sorry... That sounded bad.
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They cut my severance.
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Sorry.. I really don't
know what I'm doing here.
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No shit.
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Can i ask your number or something ..
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And I owe you I owe you big time.
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I'll promise I will make it up to you
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I'm a different kind of white guy.
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602
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Wait.. Hold on
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602..
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I didn't think any one
would have hire me that point
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So, I have decided to go
to the bank and withdraw
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the cash I have the little I had known
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I have been watched by gang of robbers..
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Al right� As soon as he comes out,
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one of you will push him in the back seat.
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I can't see through the panties.
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Is this.. Is this enough disguise?
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I don't know, I can't see.
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Are you guys listening?
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Push him in the back seat.
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Good. Now just... try to look normal.
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Oh Look, the old decrypted woman again.
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One of you should help
her cross the street this time.
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Paper-Rock-Scissors
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Go � Fine
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Hi Ma'am need help
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She is beating the shit out of him
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Oh, god. Please Please
don't kill me. I have no money.
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Shhhh....
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Thirty-two dollars?
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That's all I have.
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You are lying.
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No, no, no! Check the receipt.. receipt
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Balance.. Zero
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Look .We don't want your money.
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You don't?
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Why are you so broke?
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I got fired... And I'm being deported.
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We are also immigrants!
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I couldn't tell that from your accents.
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No no I didn't see anything I
haven't seen your faces! Even if
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I see I am too traumatized
to remember anything.
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We're not going to kill you.
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No .. Not yet.
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It's a joke, right? American style.
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Very... American. American
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We are sorry about your job loss.
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We are not really criminals.
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Depends on how you look at it.
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We have not been able to find Employment
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ever since came to the states.
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We tried to rob you
because we are all hungry.
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We used our last two
dollars on cheap panty hose.
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That is Minor investment.
Look the point is,
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We are just trying to survive.
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You understand, yes?
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Ya Yaa... I do understand...
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Are you sure you don't want
to split my thirty two dollars?
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Eleven dollars a piece
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Keep your money.
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Let him out, boys.
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Thank you
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You guys hungry?
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Eating like pigs�
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I guess� I am not having dinner tonight
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Oh.. People of China and
Russia thank you for your sacrifice
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When was the last time you had food..
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Four days for me spent all
my money crossing the border
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Three days no food and two days no water..
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Have you seen ever Russian drink water
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I never seen Russian in my life
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Well... We won't... it is emergency
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Eat Eat�
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Save some for me
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Not on your life buddy
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Slow down, Speed Racer.
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Speedy Gonzales.
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Speedy Gonzales wore a sombrero.
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That is right you are good
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Sure did
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What... like... It wore..
It wore red bandana too
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yaa... Yaa He did
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I love Speedy... what
ever happened to Speedy?
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Cartoon Network pulled the series
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back in... early 2000s
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Yaa.. Yaa
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Due to the Mexican stereotypes actually
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Hmm. Political correctness killed the mouse
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El Gringo Pussygato.
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What is that - what is it?
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Foreign pussycat
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It's not.. I thought it was American
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No.. Foreign Pussycat
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No.. It is basically the same thing
268
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Derogatory term for white folk
269
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Actually used to call Sylvester the Cat of
270
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El Gringo Pussygato
271
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No shit.. so speedy was a racist too.
272
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Mhm... I guess so
273
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Salud. Cheers
274
00:19:25,340 --> 00:19:29,940
So wait... Where,
Where this shit take place again?
275
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,256
Was it on the border? Right?
276
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:33,656
Yeah Yeah.. US Mexico border
277
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,980
It was at cheese factory actually
278
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on the international border.
279
00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:39,756
Sylvester the Cat was guarding it
280
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from starving Mexican mice,
281
00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:44,800
but you know Speedy's speed always won.
282
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,760
So, he was like Robin Hood type
283
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,876
Got it
284
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:56,696
He's a hero, and a thief.
285
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,720
I guess so
286
00:19:59,580 --> 00:20:01,536
Isn't there a moral conflict there?
287
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:05,020
Sometimes law and morality are in conflict
288
00:20:06,860 --> 00:20:08,300
What do you mean?
289
00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:14,060
Well... It's unlawful
to steal obviously but
290
00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:19,100
It's also immoral to just your
neighbors to starve to death
291
00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:23,080
especially if you have the
power to do something about it
292
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:28,896
Yeah Tell me about it i just
walked into a software company
293
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:31,720
and took someone's job
today. Thats what i did
294
00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:34,860
F*** man
295
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,396
I don't even know.. I
don't know anything about
296
00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:42,200
software engineering. I don't
know one f***ing thing about it
297
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,620
I am just... White.
298
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,520
Yeah exactly.
299
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,960
They cut his severance pay
300
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,300
F***ing favoritism
301
00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:59,596
I know everyone is always talking about
302
00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:03,396
you know ahh everyone is talking
about taking back the jobs back
303
00:21:03,420 --> 00:21:05,516
from the foreigners right now. But
304
00:21:05,540 --> 00:21:11,140
I feel... like shit... right now
305
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:17,116
I'm El Gringo Pussygato... Me
306
00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:18,296
How about I top you off
307
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,100
Okay
308
00:21:23,420 --> 00:21:25,000
There you go
309
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:26,976
Thank you
310
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000
That for the ragets for
311
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Cheers
312
00:21:53,140 --> 00:21:55,560
Phone Ringing�
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00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:57,560
Hello
314
00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:58,736
Nash
315
00:21:58,760 --> 00:21:59,737
This is Avinash
316
00:21:59,761 --> 00:22:01,760
Nash. This is Billy
317
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:03,040
Billy?
318
00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:05,720
Billy From the company
319
00:22:07,420 --> 00:22:10,200
Hey� I need your help
320
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,776
I think we need to be together
321
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,120
we need to help each other,
We need to help each other out
322
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,576
I don't need your help
323
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,620
Really?
324
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,920
I know you lost your job today
325
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:25,756
I don't know whether you
saved up or anything� But
326
00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:28,360
You know, we can start off there
327
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,276
I don't know how hard it is going to be
328
00:22:33,300 --> 00:22:34,976
Trying to get another job
329
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,716
Especially since you are..
330
00:22:36,740 --> 00:22:39,240
Indian
331
00:22:39,700 --> 00:22:41,800
I was going to say not US citizen, But
332
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:49,740
Yeah, so earlier today I said that I
owed you one so I am owing you one
333
00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:52,260
And want to make good on that promise
334
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:53,976
What are you proposing
335
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,220
I am proposing we two meet this weekend
336
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:01,696
I Start work on Monday,
And we can cram all weekend
337
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:06,380
I will pay you� How's that sound
338
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:12,080
Nash
339
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:14,440
Do you have any food?
340
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,440
Yes
341
00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:48,400
Door Knock sound
342
00:23:48,780 --> 00:23:49,697
Billy
343
00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:51,240
I bought chicken
344
00:23:52,660 --> 00:23:55,040
I don't know you were hindu� Or�
345
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,960
Thanks for bringing it. Yes, I am Hindu�
346
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:01,356
Excuse the mess please
347
00:24:01,380 --> 00:24:03,380
Foood
348
00:24:05,140 --> 00:24:06,940
Best chicken in town
349
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,380
These guys are your roommates?
350
00:24:09,580 --> 00:24:14,620
Ohh they are. That is Cameron,
Zorik and Dan Dan
351
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,460
You have NATO in here
352
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,460
Hey.. I am Billy
353
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,516
Cool.. Cool. So we get to work or
354
00:24:23,540 --> 00:24:25,540
Yeah Please
355
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,500
All right
356
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,120
It's back home I was doing
357
00:24:36,660 --> 00:24:39,120
Makeup on different sets and things but..
358
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,216
You are a makeup artist?
359
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,240
Special effects makeup artist
360
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,400
What do you mean, like Avatar?
361
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:51,040
No, that is... that is CGI
again. More like Mrs. Doubtfire
362
00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:54,460
And Eddie Murphy in Natty Professor
363
00:24:56,460 --> 00:24:58,460
So you can make me look Rod Stewart
364
00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:01,000
I can make you look like Barack Obama
365
00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:05,776
Oh.. Wait� I am going raise
366
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,800
Show� Show
367
00:25:34,660 --> 00:25:37,020
He less like Bruce Lee
368
00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:40,536
He is more like David Carradine
369
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:42,560
Ha Ha Ha..
370
00:25:43,780 --> 00:25:46,696
Snatch the pebble from my hand, grasshopper
371
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,720
I heard that� Laughs�
372
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,060
What do you call that move
373
00:25:52,460 --> 00:25:56,920
That move is called Carry
the tiger of the mountain
374
00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:00,320
Laughs
375
00:26:00,780 --> 00:26:03,276
Did you teach it to Ronda Rousey?
376
00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:05,020
Nooo
377
00:26:06,740 --> 00:26:09,416
So... This is the money I owe you..
378
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:11,980
And i would get the rest
when i get my paycheck
379
00:26:12,380 --> 00:26:12,897
Thank you
380
00:26:12,921 --> 00:26:14,276
Yep� no problem
381
00:26:14,300 --> 00:26:15,177
So what's next
382
00:26:15,201 --> 00:26:20,660
The cash you gave me is gonna last for a
week maybe with these guys in the apartment..
383
00:26:22,660 --> 00:26:24,020
Ohh Too bad
384
00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:26,376
So So why are you have them
385
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,996
Why not they all need a roof and I have one
386
00:26:30,020 --> 00:26:33,400
But I will be gone soon too
387
00:26:37,740 --> 00:26:39,560
Hey.. You like cheese, right?
388
00:26:40,540 --> 00:26:41,560
Ya Sure
389
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,900
I'm in the factory. I
can deliver the cheese.
390
00:26:45,140 --> 00:26:46,900
What are you talking about?
391
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:51,280
Money. Your old job, my new job.
392
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,576
I mean Its not a lot but I mean
393
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,680
It's not Taj Mahal money,
but it's sustainable.
394
00:27:01,060 --> 00:27:02,600
Do you want to sponser us?
395
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,900
No no no.. I want to hire you all of you
396
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:05,757
To do what?
397
00:27:05,781 --> 00:27:07,100
My job
398
00:27:08,540 --> 00:27:09,457
Look, I had great time
399
00:27:09,481 --> 00:27:11,480
weekend being tutored and that's fun
400
00:27:12,420 --> 00:27:14,680
But let us face it - I'm
barely a novice in this shit.
401
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:16,656
You guys are the best
402
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,760
but unfortunately no one is
hiring immigrants right now.
403
00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:22,776
So we get paid like under the table
404
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,800
Yeah, exactly
405
00:27:25,340 --> 00:27:27,020
Soon, you'll be buying us all iPhones.
406
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:28,280
So what's the catch?
407
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,076
No catch. No catch at all
408
00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:31,520
It's a win-win situation.
409
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:35,540
If it all works out, you guys
get a job and I'll get to keep mine
410
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,060
Do I have deal?
411
00:27:41,380 --> 00:27:44,360
Alright� you have a deal..... Alright
412
00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:47,376
Hey cut that Dan Dan
413
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,680
Okay.. I am just getting warmed up
414
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:53,200
Oh.. You need to jump
in the pool and cool down..
415
00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:07,720
Hey man.. What gives?
416
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,000
Ms. Davenport
417
00:28:31,380 --> 00:28:35,200
They uh painted these
stripes a little narrow
418
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:39,160
I find it healthy... to be
close to my employees
419
00:28:40,380 --> 00:28:41,800
Is that the doctors orders?
420
00:28:44,100 --> 00:28:47,300
It's your voice� seems a little different
421
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,160
Really?
422
00:28:49,300 --> 00:28:54,760
Oh.. you're not as pixelated,
unless you prefer the Minecraft look
423
00:28:55,660 --> 00:28:59,480
You're funny, I like that
424
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:04,120
My office is at the far end of
the hall if you have any questions
425
00:29:05,300 --> 00:29:06,496
Oh Cool cool
426
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:09,236
My name is on the door. You can't miss it.
427
00:29:09,260 --> 00:29:11,260
Ok. I look for, look for it.. Thank you
428
00:29:22,580 --> 00:29:24,840
Knock on the door� Come in
429
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,160
Uh.. You wanted to see me?
430
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,340
Yes. Please have a seat
431
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:33,916
Am I in trouble?
432
00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:36,260
Not unless you want to be?
433
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,260
Uhh... No?
434
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,220
How do you feel about your first day out?
435
00:29:45,220 --> 00:29:46,600
Good. I feel good
436
00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:50,656
It's lot of work but I got a great team
437
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:54,000
Is there anything i can
do to make it better?
438
00:29:56,280 --> 00:30:04,280
Umm.. No� Can't really think of
any thing with the top of my head
439
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:10,100
Can I get you anything�
like a coffee or anything?
440
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:14,460
I just love spritzing water in to my mouth
441
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:16,640
I could do 10 times a day
442
00:30:17,700 --> 00:30:20,460
That's good. Pretty thirsty
443
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:25,500
Parched� I also get very hungry
444
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,260
So do kids in Africa
445
00:30:30,580 --> 00:30:36,180
Uhh. Is it Is it lunch time?
Speaking of hunger, I gotta
446
00:30:36,300 --> 00:30:38,180
I am looking at lunch right now.
447
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:43,080
Uhh. Okay� Thank you
448
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,816
Let me wipe that out for you
449
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,720
Okay.. Alright Alright you know, I should
450
00:30:51,060 --> 00:30:53,096
I should get to work
451
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,120
Um... Sorry
452
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,660
Fine, Perfectly fine
453
00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:01,476
Your project is due today
454
00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:03,096
We haven't even started
455
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:06,196
Please ready to be present
to the department in one hour
456
00:31:06,220 --> 00:31:07,196
But Ms. Davenport..
457
00:31:07,220 --> 00:31:07,857
Go
458
00:31:07,881 --> 00:31:09,880
Okay. Alright alright alright alright
459
00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:18,100
Hello
460
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,280
I'm in trouble Nash
461
00:31:20,540 --> 00:31:22,480
Project is due in 1 hour
462
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:24,920
That's funky
463
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:26,536
Ya I know tell me about it
464
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:27,796
What happened though?
465
00:31:27,820 --> 00:31:30,500
Ms. Davenport pretty much
just tried to get it on with me
466
00:31:30,820 --> 00:31:32,616
oh that's amazing
467
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,640
oh tear it up boss
468
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:38,040
I heard Ms. Davenport is banging hot
469
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,156
Oh she is banging hot
470
00:31:40,180 --> 00:31:41,736
and her boobies felt
really nice against my face
471
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,400
but there are more pressing matters here
472
00:31:43,580 --> 00:31:44,537
Alright don't panic
473
00:31:44,561 --> 00:31:47,260
I want you to get all the
work from your team first
474
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,260
Okay alright I'm on it
475
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,280
Hey Dave
476
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,000
Oh.. F***
477
00:32:02,740 --> 00:32:05,640
What a jerk. Who is that guy?
478
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:09,060
That's Sergio,
the official corporate stress reliever
479
00:32:10,460 --> 00:32:11,880
Stress reliever?
480
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,740
Like squeezes hand kind of stress reliever?
481
00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:17,740
Probably a counselor
482
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,316
Apparently,
there's a lot of stress behind those doors
483
00:32:20,340 --> 00:32:22,120
Apparently so
484
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:26,860
Hello Ms. Davenport
485
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,256
Someone have an accident on their first day
486
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,920
Yeah good thing I have another shirt
487
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:35,380
You're more than welcome
to change in my office
488
00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:39,580
I'll use the restroom, Thank you
489
00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:14,716
No
490
00:33:14,740 --> 00:33:16,120
What?
491
00:33:16,740 --> 00:33:18,436
I said no
492
00:33:18,460 --> 00:33:21,616
Dave,
the project is due in less than an hour
493
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,616
I need your part
494
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:25,760
What's in it for me
495
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:27,920
I don't know an A plus sticker? A
496
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,500
gift card to Corner
Bakery? What do you want?
497
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:32,796
How about the satisfaction of
498
00:33:32,820 --> 00:33:34,820
knowing you did your job Dave.
499
00:33:36,140 --> 00:33:37,680
Are we all gung-ho
500
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,280
no we are not all gung-ho
501
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,120
Dave this is our job
502
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:47,980
no it's my job it's my work
503
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,820
I've been doing this for 15 years
504
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:52,796
had to answer to some guy from
505
00:33:52,820 --> 00:33:54,796
India in for 4
506
00:33:54,820 --> 00:33:56,820
have to answer to you
507
00:33:57,940 --> 00:34:00,700
okay Dave I'm sorry you hate yourself
508
00:34:00,980 --> 00:34:03,240
but don't bring this down on me okay
509
00:34:04,300 --> 00:34:06,420
I need to be leading this project
510
00:34:07,140 --> 00:34:10,116
But you're not I am. I'm sorry
511
00:34:10,140 --> 00:34:12,140
yeah so am I
512
00:34:17,980 --> 00:34:19,900
Can you get zorich on the line please?
513
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:21,800
Sure
514
00:34:22,820 --> 00:34:23,820
boss
515
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,680
I need you to hack into someone's computer
516
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:27,240
Can you do that?
517
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,456
Does an anteater eat ants
518
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,456
of course I can do it
519
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:32,740
great
520
00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:35,020
alright tell me what you need
521
00:34:35,660 --> 00:34:37,320
Give me colleague profile.
522
00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:59,740
Woah! That's a lot of junk on your desk
523
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,276
What is this? A garage sale?
524
00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:03,300
Not really
525
00:35:04,220 --> 00:35:05,300
Oh, I know you
526
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:06,377
Really?
527
00:35:06,401 --> 00:35:08,196
Yeah! You're the model
528
00:35:08,220 --> 00:35:10,220
who promotes cheap junk online aren't you?
529
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:11,900
You follow my account?
530
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:13,440
No
531
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:16,296
But if these are products you're promoting
532
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:17,776
I hope you're not using the company's
533
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,776
high speed broadband
534
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,800
Actually, I am.
535
00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:23,316
Ok. Why did you come here?
536
00:35:23,340 --> 00:35:24,796
For an autograph
537
00:35:24,820 --> 00:35:27,456
No, not for an autograph.
I need the check list.
538
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:29,900
We have a task in an hour. Showcase
539
00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:32,796
Showcase on day one? Are you crazy?
540
00:35:32,820 --> 00:35:34,040
I'm nucking futs
541
00:35:34,860 --> 00:35:38,360
That's a 2-week task.
You just came on board.
542
00:35:38,860 --> 00:35:40,256
I'm that good
543
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:42,256
Look, Ms. Davenport liked
the codes that I wrote up,
544
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,256
so she asked me to get
the checklist from you
545
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,616
and I need it
546
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,640
Can I have it in an hour? Please?
547
00:35:59,900 --> 00:36:02,520
Hey, can I get a checklist popped up?
548
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,520
Thanks
549
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:11,640
After many hours of development
550
00:36:12,340 --> 00:36:14,840
and rigorous UAT testing
551
00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:18,660
We have released into production
552
00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:27,220
our version 1.0 of the F.R.T.S software
553
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,176
this surveillance software
554
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,460
has facial recognition capabilities
555
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:37,920
and automatically tracks
556
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,556
any chosen subject
557
00:36:40,580 --> 00:36:44,700
continuously between different cameras
558
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:51,720
In our home land
559
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,320
sorry let's focus... I'm sorry
560
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,596
Let's focus the importance
561
00:37:02,620 --> 00:37:04,080
of this technology
562
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:09,176
Hospitals, office buildings,
large buildings
563
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,660
Security will Skyrocket
564
00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:13,060
and efficiency
565
00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:20,140
can you explain the
technology behind the scenes
566
00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:22,940
Question is
567
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:29,360
How... is.. it.. created?
568
00:37:30,340 --> 00:37:33,000
This is garam masala smells wonderful
569
00:37:33,820 --> 00:37:35,440
How is it created?
570
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:37,700
The technology behind the back box
571
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:42,460
Cardamom and coriander colander
572
00:37:46,900 --> 00:37:50,040
just tickled my throat for lunch
573
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,460
I had that for lunch earlier it..
574
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,076
Say data mining and data science
575
00:37:58,100 --> 00:38:00,160
data mining data science
576
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:06,760
Google tensorflow tensor tensor flow
577
00:38:09,060 --> 00:38:17,060
open face and Java web. W-E-B services
578
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,580
you know this is all
579
00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:29,020
technology and stuff, for a lot of
people it's really hard to understand.
580
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:33,676
I am sorry could you refresh us
a little more on the functionality
581
00:38:33,700 --> 00:38:35,700
of the software.
582
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:36,837
Functionality yep.
583
00:38:36,861 --> 00:38:38,860
Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash
584
00:38:41,140 --> 00:38:43,396
Basically, what happens is,
all this tracking occurs
585
00:38:43,420 --> 00:38:45,396
because we have all these servers
586
00:38:45,420 --> 00:38:47,420
that are attached to the cameras.
587
00:38:47,980 --> 00:38:51,956
So really,
it's the cameras that send in the videos
588
00:38:51,980 --> 00:38:53,716
to the central servers
589
00:38:53,740 --> 00:38:56,980
Where, you know,
that's where all the tracking happens.
590
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,880
Is that..? Does that make sense? Yeah
591
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,720
good good good
592
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,460
Should have seen Dave's
face that sack of s***
593
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:19,277
Dave never liked me.
594
00:39:19,301 --> 00:39:21,276
He used to harass me with Indian jokes
595
00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:23,300
I don't I've even heard an Indian joke.
596
00:39:24,620 --> 00:39:26,176
So, how do you blow up an Indian?
597
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:27,660
I don't know, how?
598
00:39:27,980 --> 00:39:29,636
You press the red dot on his face.
599
00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:33,120
Hahaha that's terrible
600
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:36,516
What do you call Indian dating app?
601
00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:38,540
I don't know, what?
602
00:39:39,180 --> 00:39:41,460
Connect the Dots.
603
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,460
That's pretty good.
604
00:39:44,100 --> 00:39:45,436
Oh wait, hold on a second guys,
605
00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:46,656
email from Miss Davenport
606
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:50,000
Hit it boss. Oh, insert salami in punani.
607
00:39:50,740 --> 00:39:55,156
Uhhh... Mandatory meeting in 15 minutes.
608
00:39:55,180 --> 00:39:57,920
Ok I got to run. Be available.
609
00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:00,240
Thanks
610
00:40:03,860 --> 00:40:05,976
First, let's take a moment to
611
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,396
congratulate
612
00:40:07,420 --> 00:40:10,040
Natalie on an impressive release today.
613
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,060
Applause
614
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:17,056
Not only did she deliver a superb product,
615
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:20,200
but she brought it in 3
weeks ahead of schedule.
616
00:40:25,820 --> 00:40:26,777
Although, I should say
617
00:40:26,801 --> 00:40:28,136
we owe much of today success
618
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:32,120
to our new team lead, Mr. Billy Ryan.
619
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,800
Thank you.
620
00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:37,640
Thanks.
621
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:42,060
Mr. Ryan
622
00:40:42,420 --> 00:40:44,820
it's your first day here today...
623
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:46,916
You didn't overwork yourself did you?
624
00:40:46,940 --> 00:40:51,100
Oh no. Nope, not at all,
just getting started.
625
00:40:54,780 --> 00:40:58,580
Mr. Ryan you have a rare gift.
626
00:40:59,260 --> 00:41:00,580
Hadouken
627
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:05,760
Let's hear it for Billy
Ryan: Software Superman.
628
00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:14,440
Okay folks,
let's get to the heart of the matter.
629
00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:17,896
I'm looking for a team to work on a
630
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:20,840
special project, it's urgent.
631
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:25,180
An Olympic software team
would take 8 months to do it.
632
00:41:25,540 --> 00:41:27,860
We need to do it in less time.
633
00:41:28,140 --> 00:41:29,836
How much less?
634
00:41:29,860 --> 00:41:31,860
4 months.
635
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,176
So, what's the project?
636
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:37,320
Analyzing biological data using Java.
637
00:41:38,220 --> 00:41:40,160
We can do it in 3 months.
638
00:41:40,620 --> 00:41:42,160
We can do it in 2 months.
639
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,160
One month.
640
00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:47,000
That's stupid!
641
00:41:47,460 --> 00:41:48,556
No, he can't.
642
00:41:48,580 --> 00:41:52,076
Never mind Dave. I can do it.
643
00:41:52,100 --> 00:41:54,100
Now, that's b***S***.
644
00:41:54,740 --> 00:41:56,100
You're a fake.
645
00:41:56,220 --> 00:41:57,756
Dave, you and Holly can stop riding my
646
00:41:57,780 --> 00:42:00,220
coattails, okay. Go form your own band.
647
00:42:00,420 --> 00:42:01,816
You may be software Superman, but
648
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:02,956
you still need a team.
649
00:42:02,980 --> 00:42:05,096
Look,
I know a group of really talented guys.
650
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:06,756
Literally software geniuses
651
00:42:06,780 --> 00:42:08,780
I bring them on, we can pull this off.
652
00:42:09,740 --> 00:42:14,396
Yeah, yeah. What is it software Spider-Man,
Iron man, and Batman?
653
00:42:14,420 --> 00:42:16,280
Me me me me
654
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,876
It's an 8 month project.
655
00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:20,720
You want to promise it to me? In 1 month?
656
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,716
2 or 3 would have been good,
but that was already taken.
657
00:42:23,740 --> 00:42:25,740
But yeah. We can do it. One month.
658
00:42:27,740 --> 00:42:29,720
Say it
659
00:42:30,660 --> 00:42:33,240
I can do
660
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:38,820
one month
661
00:42:40,900 --> 00:42:42,100
one month
662
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:44,860
What have I done?
663
00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:47,920
Come on! You're leading the resistance.
664
00:42:48,180 --> 00:42:49,920
More power to you.
665
00:42:51,020 --> 00:42:51,897
Yeah, that's just the saying.
666
00:42:51,921 --> 00:42:53,920
I wanted to lead a software team
667
00:42:55,540 --> 00:42:57,800
I have no idea what that meant till today
668
00:42:58,300 --> 00:43:01,136
Well obviously,
you leveraged your position.
669
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,136
To an effect,
I mean it worked right? Listen,
670
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:07,340
you are bringing the mice
in to the cheese factory.
671
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,356
I can't bring the mice
672
00:43:11,380 --> 00:43:13,380
into the cheese factory.
673
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:14,477
That's the problem.
674
00:43:14,501 --> 00:43:16,036
This last meeting might as well have been a
675
00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:17,576
clan meeting with the grand wizard
676
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:21,180
himself. Except this guy is kind of likable
677
00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:22,656
in a weird way.
678
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,656
Well then why did you speak up?
679
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,516
Because I'm impulsive.
680
00:43:26,540 --> 00:43:28,540
I don't know, I didn't think it through.
681
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,340
I just
682
00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:33,840
I just need that Nash and
683
00:43:33,940 --> 00:43:37,400
the guys could do a
better job then anybody.
684
00:43:38,060 --> 00:43:41,176
Yeah. Yeah, it does sound like
685
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,200
you're in a little bit of a dilemma.
686
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:46,480
I mean what are you going to do next.
687
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,660
Can I try one of those fuzzy navel shots?
688
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:56,820
How about tequila? And this one's on me.
689
00:43:57,240 --> 00:43:58,820
I'll take a free tequila shot.
690
00:43:59,860 --> 00:44:01,720
Always take a free tequila shot.
691
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:06,696
Any day of the week. Cheers.
692
00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:08,720
Cheers.
693
00:44:47,540 --> 00:44:48,980
Billy isn't book smart, but
694
00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:51,640
I would be lying if I said
he wasn't pure genius.
695
00:44:52,020 --> 00:44:53,616
He saw close resemblance of me with
696
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:54,680
Michael Jackson.
697
00:44:55,060 --> 00:44:55,837
Michael Jackson?
698
00:44:55,861 --> 00:44:57,860
Yeah, let me show you.
699
00:45:01,860 --> 00:45:05,060
Wow! Look at that, the King of Pop.
700
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,060
You're a doppelg�nger.
701
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:09,240
This close resemblance brought
702
00:45:09,300 --> 00:45:11,300
in a radical idea in to Billy's brain.
703
00:45:11,380 --> 00:45:13,300
What is it Billy?
704
00:45:14,260 --> 00:45:15,356
Anyone ever tell you
705
00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:17,580
you look a lot like Michael Jackson?
706
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,556
Yeah you kind of do.
707
00:45:19,580 --> 00:45:21,580
Hey Michael Jackson was black.
708
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:22,177
Was he?
709
00:45:22,201 --> 00:45:25,100
That doesn't matter the
man transcended color.
710
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:27,616
Well I dressed up like Michael Jackson
711
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:29,220
once for Halloween.
712
00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:30,916
What you guys have Halloween in India?
713
00:45:30,940 --> 00:45:32,940
Now it's getting popular.
714
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:34,577
Well the point is,
715
00:45:34,601 --> 00:45:36,576
Ms. Davenport is not going to hire
716
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:40,116
an Avinash or a Dan Dan.
717
00:45:40,140 --> 00:45:42,740
But she will hire a Mike and a Dan.
718
00:45:43,260 --> 00:45:46,480
What about me and Cameron?
719
00:45:48,540 --> 00:45:50,060
Well Zorik you can be Zachary.
720
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:53,216
And Cameron... You can keep
your name. Cameron is fine.
721
00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:54,020
That's fine
722
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,996
Have you looked at me and Nash?
723
00:45:56,020 --> 00:45:57,140
What about our color?
724
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:58,436
Bingo, that's where you come in.
725
00:45:58,460 --> 00:46:00,460
You guys ever hear of white face before?
726
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:02,820
You can't be serious.
727
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:04,097
What is whiteface?
728
00:46:04,121 --> 00:46:06,120
White face, you know,
729
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:09,680
When people of color paint
themselves to look white.
730
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,180
Nick Cannon did it. Really?
731
00:46:12,380 --> 00:46:14,316
Yeah! There's no way
painting ourselves white
732
00:46:14,340 --> 00:46:15,520
will work.
733
00:46:15,780 --> 00:46:16,457
Of course it'll work.
734
00:46:16,481 --> 00:46:18,456
Cameron, you said you can make me
735
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:20,456
look like Barack Obama right?
736
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,880
Can't you make yourself look Caucasian?
737
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:27,300
Sure it will take hours at a time,
738
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:28,816
and then you have to maintain it
739
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:29,617
through out the day.
740
00:46:29,641 --> 00:46:31,640
But it's possible, Right?
741
00:46:33,140 --> 00:46:34,800
Sure it's possible.
742
00:46:35,260 --> 00:46:37,996
I can make us look like whatever we want,
but
743
00:46:38,020 --> 00:46:39,516
I cannot change our accents
744
00:46:39,540 --> 00:46:40,356
Well I can help with that
745
00:46:40,380 --> 00:46:40,957
that's fine
746
00:46:40,981 --> 00:46:42,056
I'll tutor you.
747
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,860
Well, that's a long shot.
748
00:46:48,060 --> 00:46:49,400
It's the only shot.
749
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,320
Otherwise I lose my job
and you guys go home.
750
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:57,160
Yeah
751
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:00,400
Yeah
752
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:03,036
I'm already White
753
00:47:03,060 --> 00:47:05,060
I just sound scary when I speak.
754
00:47:08,420 --> 00:47:10,200
I'm okay too.
755
00:47:10,380 --> 00:47:12,200
Cameron?
756
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,040
Okay boss.
757
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:18,040
We know that in order to
pass as a normal white guy
758
00:47:18,620 --> 00:47:20,720
we needed to have clear American accents.
759
00:47:21,060 --> 00:47:22,956
And I thought YouTube tutorials would be of
760
00:47:22,980 --> 00:47:24,980
some help
761
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:33,600
0 -0 -0 -0
762
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:43,696
Guys what's going on in here?
763
00:47:43,720 --> 00:47:45,696
It looks like a weird
black magic voodoo party.
764
00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:47,720
It's white magic we are practicing.
765
00:47:48,220 --> 00:47:51,600
Yes which I just amazed at
the great American culture.
766
00:47:53,060 --> 00:47:55,416
Okay, alright yeah, that's great.
767
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:57,460
We can do that later. Right now,
768
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:58,576
you need to fix your makeup
769
00:47:58,600 --> 00:47:59,856
you guys look like the product
770
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:01,176
of an orgy between Ronald McDonald, Prince.
771
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:03,200
And an alpaca.
772
00:48:04,100 --> 00:48:05,780
What the hell is orgy?
773
00:48:10,980 --> 00:48:12,716
Cameron,
can you help with the makeup stuff?
774
00:48:12,740 --> 00:48:15,036
Okay we'll do this stuff later.
775
00:48:15,060 --> 00:48:17,620
Okay guys.
776
00:48:43,660 --> 00:48:47,356
Big .. big... Black... Black
777
00:48:47,380 --> 00:48:50,580
bear bear has has
778
00:48:50,700 --> 00:48:54,016
big big blue blue
779
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,040
balls balls
780
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:00,896
big black big black
781
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:05,160
bear bear blue balls - frustration in Hindi
782
00:49:06,540 --> 00:49:09,300
That's fine. That's okay. Take
five. You'll get it you'll get it.
783
00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:13,360
Big black bear blue got big blue balls.
784
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:16,820
I got it. Yeah. I got it. Now sing it.
785
00:49:17,220 --> 00:49:20,496
The big black bear's got big blue balls
786
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:22,520
and the big black bears
787
00:49:22,700 --> 00:49:25,980
little big blue lo haha.
788
00:49:32,060 --> 00:49:33,860
What about the f word?
789
00:49:34,380 --> 00:49:35,836
Always a bad idea?
790
00:49:35,860 --> 00:49:37,860
No, not necessarily.
791
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:39,836
Explain
792
00:49:39,860 --> 00:49:41,836
Okay, well it could be used in a good way.
793
00:49:41,860 --> 00:49:44,256
Like, uh... this Alfredo is F****** amazing
794
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:46,916
or, it's nice to f****** meet you.
795
00:49:46,940 --> 00:49:48,940
Or let's get f***** up.
796
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:52,380
Dan Dan, tell me I'm a fat piece of s***
797
00:49:52,420 --> 00:49:53,436
who's going to die of heart failure.
798
00:49:53,460 --> 00:49:54,716
You're a fat piece of s*** and
799
00:49:54,740 --> 00:49:55,876
you're going to die of heart failure.
800
00:49:55,900 --> 00:49:57,356
Okay, now ask me if I give a f***.
801
00:49:57,380 --> 00:49:58,456
You give a f***?
802
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:00,456
No, see by me saying
803
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:01,320
"Ask me if I give a f***"
804
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:02,356
It means I really don't care.
805
00:50:02,380 --> 00:50:03,400
How that works?
806
00:50:04,100 --> 00:50:05,700
That's a good one.
807
00:50:06,460 --> 00:50:08,360
Cameron, your head's on fire.
808
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:13,576
Ask me if I give a f***.
809
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:15,016
Perfect
810
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,016
Now, take everything that I've taught
811
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:19,600
you, improvise, add to it, etc.
812
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:23,537
Evening gentlemen,
813
00:50:23,561 --> 00:50:25,536
will you have room dessert?
814
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,096
Or possibly anything else to drink?
815
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:29,996
Uhhhh I'm good.
816
00:50:30,020 --> 00:50:32,020
Do you guys need anything?
817
00:50:32,420 --> 00:50:36,800
Yes, I would like a f****** Chardonnay.
818
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:38,800
Excuse me.
819
00:50:39,500 --> 00:50:42,900
Please, and thank you.
820
00:50:49,420 --> 00:50:51,000
How did I do?
821
00:50:52,620 --> 00:50:55,160
Interesting, at least you smiled.
822
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:00,800
Do you know where the restrooms are?
823
00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:02,317
No I don't.
824
00:51:02,341 --> 00:51:04,316
Oh, ask the maitre d.
825
00:51:04,340 --> 00:51:05,720
Excuse me Sir,
826
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:07,560
Do you know where the restrooms are?
827
00:51:08,060 --> 00:51:09,316
Absolutely. They're on the opposite side
828
00:51:09,340 --> 00:51:10,720
of the restaurant... F***
829
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,456
Yeah tell me about it. I
830
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,456
've been on my feet all day.
831
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:18,920
So gentlemen, how was everything?
832
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:21,280
Dan Dan do you want to handle this?
833
00:51:21,700 --> 00:51:22,920
Exquisite.
834
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:26,680
I see you ordered the chicken marsala.
835
00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:29,100
How was it?
836
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:31,840
I totally f***** it up.
837
00:51:32,260 --> 00:51:35,296
Wonderful, if you need anything at all
838
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:37,320
please do not hesitate to ask us.
839
00:51:45,740 --> 00:51:46,900
Your Chardonnay.
840
00:51:54,820 --> 00:51:56,496
Unfortunately gentleman,
my shift has ended,
841
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:58,316
but it's been a pleasure serving you guys
842
00:51:58,340 --> 00:52:00,796
this evening. I'm going to leave the check
843
00:52:00,820 --> 00:52:02,296
right here, but no rush and
844
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:03,696
take your time. Thank you
845
00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:05,696
Have a good night. Alright, appreciate it.
846
00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:07,720
F*** off buddy
847
00:52:08,020 --> 00:52:09,696
What?
848
00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:11,696
That's not what he meant.
849
00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:12,800
He meant
850
00:52:13,260 --> 00:52:14,416
f*** buddy?
851
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:16,416
What? That's not what he meant either
852
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,416
You trying to get with me punk?
853
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,216
No, it's a misunderstanding.
854
00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:22,240
Oh I understand perfectly fine s*****.
855
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:25,356
That's not creative homeboy.
856
00:52:25,380 --> 00:52:28,940
Home-home-It's about... Ohh f***
857
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,696
Are you sure we're supposed
to be out here right now?
858
00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:43,796
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely,
this is the best way to find out
859
00:52:43,820 --> 00:52:45,996
if it's going to work.
860
00:52:46,020 --> 00:52:49,376
Okay, so the best way to interact is,
don't interact.
861
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:50,660
That make sense?
862
00:52:51,100 --> 00:52:54,136
No. What do we do? Act natural.
863
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:56,496
Smile, wave
864
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:58,496
Like, smile at The Stranger.
865
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:00,000
Absolutely
866
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:01,597
Hi white person!
867
00:53:01,621 --> 00:53:03,236
Don't say white person.
868
00:53:03,260 --> 00:53:05,656
Hello. She actually smiled back.
869
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:07,680
See how it works?
870
00:53:43,580 --> 00:53:45,500
Americans first.
871
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:48,260
For peeing?
872
00:54:24,700 --> 00:54:26,140
You guys there.
873
00:54:27,300 --> 00:54:28,980
Yes, you both.
874
00:54:29,220 --> 00:54:32,720
Come here. Come now quickly.
875
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:41,800
Now pardon our intrusion,
but what are y'alls names?
876
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:45,140
Zachary... Dan
877
00:54:46,340 --> 00:54:48,400
We... We are cousins.
878
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:51,557
No
879
00:54:51,581 --> 00:54:53,556
You two are some of the
880
00:54:53,580 --> 00:54:56,120
whitest people we have ever seen.
881
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:56,920
Thank you.
882
00:54:57,140 --> 00:54:59,260
We need more people like
you representing the states.
883
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:03,420
Zachary, you and your Mongoloid cousin
884
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:05,796
clearly agree that us, true Americans
885
00:55:05,820 --> 00:55:07,120
are the dominant race.
886
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:09,120
Toast to that.
887
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:10,996
Are you two show us how
much you hate immigrants?
888
00:55:11,020 --> 00:55:12,020
Yeah hey
889
00:55:14,220 --> 00:55:17,280
Black is whack.. quite so indeed.
890
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,056
Asian lives don't matter.
891
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:21,080
No they don't.
892
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:22,720
A toast!
893
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:24,720
To our race.
894
00:55:25,100 --> 00:55:28,060
The best that god has ever been.
895
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:31,560
White power? White power.
896
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:12,220
So, you said you're from Montana?
897
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:13,880
Yes.
898
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:16,796
Your facial features strike me as
899
00:56:16,820 --> 00:56:19,980
a little Mongoloid-ish?
900
00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:23,140
My father f***** an immigrant.
901
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:24,796
Awesome.
902
00:56:24,820 --> 00:56:26,820
You are in.
903
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:30,776
Billy says you're the best at
904
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:32,136
acquiring software tools.
905
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:34,580
Yes, oil from the middle east.
906
00:56:34,780 --> 00:56:36,076
Land from the natives
907
00:56:36,100 --> 00:56:38,100
and now, software from the Chinese.
908
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:41,620
Nothing a white man can't
acquire with high broadband speed.
909
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:46,056
Wow, you might be good at software,
910
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:48,080
but look at that piece of hardware.
911
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:54,260
Well, it if isn't the King of Pop.
912
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:56,940
Just remember that in this office,
913
00:56:57,180 --> 00:56:59,540
I'm the queen. Period.
914
00:57:01,020 --> 00:57:03,596
Okay, well,
it looks like we're all fine and dandy.
915
00:57:03,620 --> 00:57:05,620
This is just a brief formality,
916
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:08,140
we have a lot of work on our hands.
917
00:57:08,980 --> 00:57:10,600
Review meeting in 15 minutes.
918
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:12,600
This is the facial reading camera.
919
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:14,600
Or, FRC for short.
920
00:57:15,140 --> 00:57:16,960
It's used for facial motion capture.
921
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:19,580
Just like they use in CGI in Hollywood.
922
00:57:19,900 --> 00:57:21,580
Except this isn't Hollywood.
923
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:23,580
This is government.
924
00:57:26,260 --> 00:57:27,296
Your facial muscles and
925
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:28,436
how they respond to any
926
00:57:28,460 --> 00:57:30,636
particular stimuli tells quite a lot about
927
00:57:30,660 --> 00:57:32,660
who you are.
928
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,056
It's meant to be used in conjunction with
929
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:35,400
this machine here.
930
00:57:35,780 --> 00:57:38,940
The NVM or the natural vibrations meter.
931
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:41,440
The subject will place
his hand on the glass.
932
00:57:41,540 --> 00:57:43,416
The glass will then read the vibrations
933
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:44,956
through his hands and fingers.
934
00:57:44,980 --> 00:57:46,980
Our job is to design a processor
935
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:48,596
that will analyze this data.
936
00:57:48,620 --> 00:57:51,060
That will then be tested by
the nervous system database,
937
00:57:51,580 --> 00:57:53,420
or NSDB.
938
00:57:55,580 --> 00:57:57,536
And what's the goal? What's the
939
00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:59,560
government trying find out?
940
00:58:13,660 --> 00:58:15,060
If the subject is lying.
941
00:58:19,340 --> 00:58:22,460
Our goal is to use these
at every US Port of Entry.
942
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:27,880
To keep out the brown and
black sheep trying to get in.
943
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:47,280
Anybody want to say anything?
944
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:49,120
What?
945
00:58:50,220 --> 00:58:51,980
Hey, keep your piss over there.
946
00:58:52,380 --> 00:58:53,980
Sorry
947
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:55,980
It's over.
948
00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:57,460
What do you mean over.
949
00:58:57,860 --> 00:58:59,780
I mean we can't move forward with this.
950
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:01,780
We have to.
951
00:59:01,900 --> 00:59:03,780
It's a lie detector Billy.
952
00:59:03,940 --> 00:59:05,380
And we all are f****** liars.
953
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:07,296
It's bunch of liars writing a software code
954
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:09,320
to catch people like us.
955
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:10,536
What you are talking about?
956
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:12,300
They are going to use on our people.
957
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:13,480
That's not true.
958
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:14,420
You heard her.
959
00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:16,420
She said every US port of entry.
960
00:59:17,140 --> 00:59:19,600
Yeah, for the black and the brown sheep.
961
00:59:20,100 --> 00:59:22,060
You guys are white sheep.
962
00:59:22,460 --> 00:59:25,260
We are colored sheep
in white sheep's clothing.
963
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:26,697
That's not what I meant.
964
00:59:26,721 --> 00:59:30,356
Look if the lie detector test is
965
00:59:30,380 --> 00:59:32,380
meant to weed out the
worst of the immigrants.
966
00:59:32,820 --> 00:59:34,960
You know, if you are criminal or
967
00:59:35,220 --> 00:59:39,080
or liar, or threat to the society,
then you shouldn't be allowed in.
968
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:41,116
But if you are a decent human being,
969
00:59:41,140 --> 00:59:43,140
trying to enter this county legally,
970
00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:46,560
sure come on in. I'll buy you a drink.
971
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:50,180
What if we manipulate the system?
972
00:59:50,820 --> 00:59:52,436
We create version for ourselves,
973
00:59:52,460 --> 00:59:53,856
then we deliver the
974
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:55,880
real product at the very end.
975
00:59:56,700 --> 00:59:58,660
No, this can't be done that way.
976
00:59:58,860 --> 01:00:00,660
This software is way more complicated.
977
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:02,660
It does not have on off switch.
978
01:00:02,780 --> 01:00:05,180
He is right. It can not be done.
979
01:00:05,780 --> 01:00:07,156
We have to deliver good product.
980
01:00:07,180 --> 01:00:09,180
But how?
981
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:11,700
By doing an honest good job.
982
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:13,676
We were bought here
983
01:00:13,700 --> 01:00:15,700
because we are good at what we do.
984
01:00:16,100 --> 01:00:17,700
That is what who we are.
985
01:00:17,940 --> 01:00:19,700
Forget about our skin color,
986
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:21,700
Billy gave us this opportunity
987
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:23,700
when no one else would.
988
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:26,596
We owe it him and we owe it to ourselves.
989
01:00:26,620 --> 01:00:29,360
To be the best versions of ourselves.
990
01:00:31,780 --> 01:00:33,180
Let's do this.
991
01:00:34,420 --> 01:00:35,660
Alright.
992
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:41,780
I'll make this easy guys.
993
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:43,780
We'll use variables X Y and Z
994
01:00:44,140 --> 01:00:45,616
Facial reading will be X.
995
01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:46,360
Hand reading is Y.
996
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:48,360
And the Nervous System database is Z.
997
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:49,640
We have 3 cases.
998
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:50,720
Now Case 1,
999
01:00:50,860 --> 01:00:52,720
if X=Y then the subject is confident.
1000
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:56,380
If X=Y=Z he is confident
and telling the truth.
1001
01:00:57,500 --> 01:01:00,100
However if X=Y does not equal Z,
1002
01:01:00,260 --> 01:01:02,660
then the subject is confident,
but is not telling the truth.
1003
01:01:02,900 --> 01:01:04,240
Now we have Case 3.
1004
01:01:04,500 --> 01:01:05,780
X does not equal Y.
1005
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,276
Then we don't even look at Z
1006
01:01:07,300 --> 01:01:09,820
because we already
know the subject is a liar.
1007
01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:10,620
Right.
1008
01:01:10,820 --> 01:01:12,620
Easy stuff. You guys got it?
1009
01:01:12,740 --> 01:01:14,060
Billy? Yeah! You got it? Yeah.
1010
01:01:14,540 --> 01:01:16,060
Okay, so Nash,
1011
01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:18,200
you handle the FRC coding.
1012
01:01:18,780 --> 01:01:20,396
Ok Dan Dan, the NVM.
1013
01:01:20,420 --> 01:01:21,540
Will do. Alright.
1014
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:24,600
Zorik,
you are the business analyst on task.
1015
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:27,820
So, I need you to consult
with the marketing executives,
1016
01:01:27,940 --> 01:01:29,820
to get the customer requirements. Ok.
1017
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:32,096
If Dave's a dick about it,
you know what to do.
1018
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:33,180
Right.
1019
01:01:33,300 --> 01:01:34,916
Cameron, you're the tester.
1020
01:01:34,940 --> 01:01:37,100
So, start preparing the checklist.
1021
01:01:37,340 --> 01:01:39,100
Alright guys, let's rock 'n' roll.
1022
01:01:39,420 --> 01:01:40,420
Wait wait wait.
1023
01:01:41,340 --> 01:01:42,460
Yeah, you all need touchups.
1024
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:45,280
What do we do? Restrooms. Alright.
1025
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:51,380
Hi, this is Holly. Yes, with 5k followers.
1026
01:01:53,380 --> 01:01:54,540
Uhuh.
1027
01:01:57,600 --> 01:01:58,600
Dave!
1028
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,160
Dave.
1029
01:02:05,740 --> 01:02:07,216
Shit, you startled me.
1030
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:09,240
Update on Billy and his team.
1031
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:10,480
Okay, lets hear it.
1032
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:12,680
They are working on something big, but
1033
01:02:12,860 --> 01:02:13,976
I cant figure out what it is.
1034
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,680
They're speaking in code.
1035
01:02:16,540 --> 01:02:17,780
Well, they are software people.
1036
01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:20,060
No! Like code speak.
1037
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:21,496
They are using words like
1038
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:23,520
X, Y, Z to talk about the project.
1039
01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:26,100
Where are they now?
1040
01:02:26,220 --> 01:02:27,480
The men's restroom.
1041
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:29,500
Something about a touch up.
1042
01:02:29,780 --> 01:02:30,796
Why aren't you there?
1043
01:02:30,820 --> 01:02:32,820
It's a men's restroom.
1044
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:34,820
Ok good point.
1045
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:38,580
Let's see what I can find out.
1046
01:02:45,620 --> 01:02:47,720
Yeah,
so I told him that's syphilis brother.
1047
01:02:47,940 --> 01:02:49,696
Got to get that checked-out.
1048
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:51,720
That's disgusting. Yeah.
1049
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:53,720
Like a leaky faucet.
1050
01:02:54,660 --> 01:02:56,320
I'm like your brother Billy.
1051
01:02:57,220 --> 01:02:58,560
Only, the better-looking one.
1052
01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:00,820
Yeah, you do look like my brother.
1053
01:03:01,180 --> 01:03:02,117
We have company.
1054
01:03:02,141 --> 01:03:03,160
Dave is on his way.
1055
01:03:03,260 --> 01:03:05,320
Oh shit! Hide the makeup.
1056
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:13,000
Go! Go! Go! Just go! Just go! Just go!
1057
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:17,640
Hey, Dave.
1058
01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:22,640
How's that new job treating you over there.
1059
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:24,320
Marketing executive, right?
1060
01:03:26,180 --> 01:03:28,496
Good one, good one to have.
1061
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:30,520
Cool
1062
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:36,060
Talk later.
1063
01:03:46,340 --> 01:03:49,780
Psst. Hey, hey buddy.
1064
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:52,280
You got any toilet paper over there.
1065
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:54,280
I'm all out.
1066
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:12,400
Is this a wet nap?
1067
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:14,940
Yes, it is.
1068
01:04:16,580 --> 01:04:18,340
And it's scented?
1069
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:21,340
Royal treatment for my royal ass.
1070
01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:23,860
Do you need another one?
1071
01:04:24,380 --> 01:04:28,300
Sure,
I mean I'm always such a mess down there.
1072
01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:41,016
Hey buddy, I couldn't help but notice,
1073
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:43,900
That your, your middle finger is black.
1074
01:04:46,740 --> 01:04:50,680
I got my finger stuck up sex doll.
1075
01:04:52,060 --> 01:04:53,560
Oh.
1076
01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:56,076
Yes, I should have unplugged
1077
01:04:56,100 --> 01:04:58,100
it from the wall first.
1078
01:05:22,900 --> 01:05:24,900
We're all sensitive to water.
1079
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:35,660
You may see a gardening tool,
1080
01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:38,380
but I see the ultimate selfie light.
1081
01:05:38,980 --> 01:05:41,080
Move, get out of the video.
1082
01:05:42,620 --> 01:05:45,180
I just saw the most bizarre
thing in the restroom.
1083
01:05:45,980 --> 01:05:47,180
Are they gay?
1084
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:49,180
No! It's more than that.
1085
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:53,520
More? Like they have both parts?
1086
01:05:55,180 --> 01:05:56,200
No no no.
1087
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:59,640
It's not about the parts.
It's about the color.
1088
01:05:59,780 --> 01:06:01,616
You saw the color of their parts?
1089
01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:04,500
Yes! No! Well, not exactly. It's like
1090
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:07,440
they're coated.
1091
01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:09,440
Like a powdered donut?
1092
01:06:10,180 --> 01:06:12,980
Bingo! See, it's not their parts,
1093
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:14,980
their hands and faces.
1094
01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:17,700
What do you mean?
1095
01:06:17,980 --> 01:06:24,820
Ok. I don't think these
people are really white.
1096
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:30,460
Ew, gross. Nonwhites? What do we do?
1097
01:06:31,420 --> 01:06:32,656
Watson.
1098
01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:36,800
We'll start our own investigation
and get to the bottom of this.
1099
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:41,220
Who's Watson?
1100
01:06:47,940 --> 01:06:48,940
Get with the program.
1101
01:06:49,140 --> 01:06:50,140
What's your password?
1102
01:06:50,220 --> 01:06:51,220
Dave is gay.
1103
01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:52,436
I knew that, password?
1104
01:06:52,460 --> 01:06:54,096
No, that's my password "dave is gay"
1105
01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:56,120
Oh, that great password! Thank you.
1106
01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:09,856
Hi Ms. Davenport.
1107
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:11,880
Mike
1108
01:08:12,420 --> 01:08:13,480
The King of pop.
1109
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:14,860
Ms. Davenport, the Queen.
1110
01:08:16,860 --> 01:08:18,420
Would you come over here and,
1111
01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:20,420
fix my hardware?
1112
01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:24,080
Well, come on. Don't be shy.
1113
01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:26,760
Okay, sure.
1114
01:08:29,580 --> 01:08:30,416
You're a handsome fellow,
1115
01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:31,357
You know that?
1116
01:08:31,381 --> 01:08:32,376
Thank you.
1117
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:34,376
Do you have a girlfriend?
1118
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:35,580
Well... I do have
1119
01:08:36,020 --> 01:08:37,580
You think I'm pretty?
1120
01:08:38,020 --> 01:08:39,580
Sure, you are.
1121
01:08:41,660 --> 01:08:43,800
Oh, that looks like you have a spot.
1122
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:45,800
Right there.
1123
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:50,396
Someone needs to change
their pants. I will take care of it.
1124
01:08:50,420 --> 01:08:51,556
No no no
1125
01:08:51,580 --> 01:08:52,176
I insist.
1126
01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:52,957
Please, don't.
1127
01:08:52,981 --> 01:08:54,176
Do I have to get rough with you?
1128
01:08:54,200 --> 01:08:56,200
Don't Don't Don't
1129
01:08:57,500 --> 01:09:00,000
Oh my god.
1130
01:09:00,580 --> 01:09:02,900
That's the Sunburn from
the Bahamas actually.
1131
01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:05,280
Oh, exotic.
1132
01:09:06,300 --> 01:09:07,596
Well, baby, let me
1133
01:09:07,620 --> 01:09:09,620
just go ahead and burn your lips
1134
01:09:10,260 --> 01:09:11,940
while we're at it.
1135
01:09:12,300 --> 01:09:14,280
Mike! Oh no, okay.
1136
01:09:14,620 --> 01:09:16,556
Sorry, Ms. Davenport, but I need him.
1137
01:09:16,580 --> 01:09:17,736
I need him! Well,
I need him for the deadline.
1138
01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:19,016
No No No.
1139
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:21,040
Come on, let's go.
1140
01:09:21,500 --> 01:09:24,060
Pull your pants up.
1141
01:09:27,980 --> 01:09:29,940
My computer is still broken.
1142
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:34,140
Hey it's Dan, right?
1143
01:09:35,700 --> 01:09:37,080
Yes.
1144
01:09:38,380 --> 01:09:41,240
Dan, how's your day going?
1145
01:09:42,340 --> 01:09:43,217
Ok...
1146
01:09:43,241 --> 01:09:44,720
How has your day been?
1147
01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:47,260
Ohh, not so good.
1148
01:09:47,580 --> 01:09:49,260
No sirree.
1149
01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:56,000
My girlfriend, she just broke up with me.
1150
01:09:57,100 --> 01:10:00,660
Left me for a damn chink.
1151
01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:02,636
Can you believe that?
1152
01:10:02,660 --> 01:10:04,660
What's wrong with chinks?
1153
01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:08,796
Dude, come on what planet are you from?
1154
01:10:08,820 --> 01:10:10,796
You know, Chinks, they got the
1155
01:10:10,820 --> 01:10:14,100
little, tiny, ultra, microscopic penises.
1156
01:10:14,900 --> 01:10:15,837
You must have seen lot of
1157
01:10:15,861 --> 01:10:17,936
Chinese dicks to come to that conclusion.
1158
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:19,500
I mean, you know that's
1159
01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:21,316
the thing,
you don't have to actually see them.
1160
01:10:21,340 --> 01:10:23,340
Just have a look at their
crotch and you can tell.
1161
01:10:24,180 --> 01:10:25,440
Ohhhh
1162
01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:28,100
What's the matter, Dan?
1163
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:31,960
Cat got your dick?
1164
01:10:32,540 --> 01:10:34,480
No. Coffee got your dick.
1165
01:10:48,660 --> 01:10:50,500
I got a bad feeling about Cameron at lunch.
1166
01:10:51,100 --> 01:10:52,896
He's got that black kind of vibe
1167
01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:55,160
going on and he refused to eat pork.
1168
01:10:57,160 --> 01:10:59,160
Sounds like foreign shit to me.
1169
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:02,156
The Mongoloid spilled coffee
1170
01:11:02,180 --> 01:11:04,420
on my dick, it still hurts.
1171
01:11:05,820 --> 01:11:08,200
These guys are too phenomenal at software.
1172
01:11:08,620 --> 01:11:10,200
They can't be white.
1173
01:11:28,180 --> 01:11:32,300
Stop! My office! Right now!
1174
01:11:33,300 --> 01:11:35,240
What is the meaning of all of this?
1175
01:11:36,220 --> 01:11:38,140
I was just trying to use the restroom.
1176
01:11:39,180 --> 01:11:41,436
Dave, I was born at night, but
1177
01:11:41,460 --> 01:11:43,460
certainly not last night.
1178
01:11:43,580 --> 01:11:45,460
You and Holly have some explaining to do.
1179
01:11:45,900 --> 01:11:47,076
Ms. Davenport, we were simply
1180
01:11:47,100 --> 01:11:48,516
trying to show you something.
1181
01:11:48,540 --> 01:11:50,780
In the men's restroom?
1182
01:11:51,340 --> 01:11:53,340
What kind of software
company are we running here?
1183
01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:55,680
Ms.,
there's something you really ought to know.
1184
01:11:56,100 --> 01:11:57,640
It's about these guys.
1185
01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:00,740
Go on.
1186
01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:03,080
OK lets see. How do I put this?
1187
01:12:05,380 --> 01:12:07,000
They're really not Caucasian.
1188
01:12:07,980 --> 01:12:10,936
In fact, probably not even American.
1189
01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:13,180
Okay, that's offensive.
1190
01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:15,500
It's true! They're hiding something.
1191
01:12:15,900 --> 01:12:17,500
This is absurd.
1192
01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:19,476
Take a look at these dashingly
1193
01:12:19,500 --> 01:12:21,500
handsome white men.
1194
01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:24,460
Have you two gone color blind?
1195
01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:26,016
They're wearing a disguise.
1196
01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:28,040
It's makeup.
1197
01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:30,197
Prove it.
1198
01:12:30,221 --> 01:12:32,220
Move
1199
01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:36,360
Stop it! Give me that!
1200
01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:39,100
You apologize to Zachary, right now
1201
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:40,820
Spray it on Mike!
1202
01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:42,820
He's definitely wearing makeup.
1203
01:12:43,300 --> 01:12:44,820
No. Mike is white.
1204
01:12:45,440 --> 01:12:47,360
He's just terribly sunburnt
from the waist down.
1205
01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:49,060
I know, I checked.
1206
01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:51,100
But...
1207
01:12:51,380 --> 01:12:53,100
That's enough Holly.
1208
01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:55,100
I don't know what's gotten into you two.
1209
01:12:56,220 --> 01:12:58,076
From what I understand, the two of
1210
01:12:58,100 --> 01:12:59,057
you were moved into marketing.
1211
01:12:59,081 --> 01:13:01,080
A significantly lower paying job.
1212
01:13:01,660 --> 01:13:03,860
If you keep it up,
you'll be working in sanitation.
1213
01:13:04,580 --> 01:13:06,760
Consider this your first warning.
1214
01:13:08,320 --> 01:13:10,196
Billy, have you completed the task?
1215
01:13:10,220 --> 01:13:11,240
Almost there.
1216
01:13:11,480 --> 01:13:13,216
Good, you and I have a meeting with
1217
01:13:13,240 --> 01:13:14,920
the senior manager in 30 minutes.
1218
01:13:15,180 --> 01:13:16,360
Can you manage that?
1219
01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:18,360
Absolutely.
1220
01:13:19,380 --> 01:13:21,200
And where is Cameron?
1221
01:13:21,940 --> 01:13:25,140
He is fixing his hardware,
1222
01:13:26,140 --> 01:13:27,140
you know what I mean.
1223
01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:29,580
Well I need that done soon.
1224
01:13:44,180 --> 01:13:45,660
Dave and holly were onto us.
1225
01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:47,116
They tried everything
1226
01:13:47,140 --> 01:13:49,140
they could to try and
expose our identities.
1227
01:14:16,920 --> 01:14:17,920
God,
1228
01:14:18,440 --> 01:14:21,800
Man. why did it have
to be a three prong plug.
1229
01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:28,640
What's this?
1230
01:14:28,820 --> 01:14:30,520
A signal jammer.
1231
01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:33,560
You have your own jammer?
1232
01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:35,940
I modeled the product
a couple of weeks ago.
1233
01:14:36,240 --> 01:14:39,100
It's suppose to block electronic signals.
1234
01:14:41,100 --> 01:14:42,420
We can block their communication.
1235
01:14:45,220 --> 01:14:46,197
Exactly. Billy will have to do the
1236
01:14:46,221 --> 01:14:48,220
demo meeting on his own.
1237
01:14:50,220 --> 01:14:51,616
Check check. One-two. Check check.
1238
01:14:51,640 --> 01:14:53,640
Nothing, I can't hear nothing.
1239
01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:55,036
Me neither.
1240
01:14:55,060 --> 01:14:55,897
No. Nothing.
1241
01:14:55,921 --> 01:14:58,620
No wifi.
1242
01:15:00,620 --> 01:15:02,300
Oh God, what am I gonna do
1243
01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:08,780
Billy, you ready?
1244
01:15:09,700 --> 01:15:10,780
Yes
1245
01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:16,120
Can you hear me, check check.
1246
01:15:18,860 --> 01:15:20,640
1 2 3 Billy?
1247
01:15:21,060 --> 01:15:22,640
Are you there Billy?
1248
01:15:24,980 --> 01:15:27,176
So our FRC has been carefully
1249
01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:28,356
calibrated to pick up
1250
01:15:28,380 --> 01:15:31,080
the most minute differences
between subtle biometrics.
1251
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:33,320
Ah Bllly
1252
01:15:34,260 --> 01:15:36,500
Do you have anything you'd like to add?
1253
01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:39,476
Oh yes, well you have pretty much
1254
01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:41,500
covered everything. But..
1255
01:15:48,060 --> 01:15:49,300
Write unbeatable code.
1256
01:15:49,840 --> 01:15:51,236
That will be able to screen
1257
01:15:51,260 --> 01:15:53,620
the test subjects for any discrepancies.
1258
01:15:54,300 --> 01:15:55,460
How's this different from the
1259
01:15:55,540 --> 01:15:57,000
current detectors on the market?
1260
01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:01,580
Billy? Different. Different.
1261
01:16:01,680 --> 01:16:06,100
Uhhhh... It is different. Uhhh
1262
01:16:08,100 --> 01:16:09,900
Because, well
1263
01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:13,380
we are using the most telling
1264
01:16:13,500 --> 01:16:17,500
feature of the humanity, which is face.
1265
01:16:20,340 --> 01:16:22,600
Are you are you a poker player sir?
1266
01:16:23,060 --> 01:16:23,397
Yeah
1267
01:16:23,421 --> 01:16:26,580
Well even the most casual poker players
1268
01:16:27,240 --> 01:16:30,500
Faces have a natural flair or
1269
01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:34,116
How many times a person blinks
1270
01:16:34,140 --> 01:16:36,820
speaks volumes to their behavior.
1271
01:16:40,900 --> 01:16:42,196
What about the software screening
1272
01:16:42,220 --> 01:16:44,220
these biometric use.
1273
01:16:45,780 --> 01:16:47,640
Software screening is like a lot of stuff
1274
01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:49,676
like, you know, a lot of technical jargon.
1275
01:16:49,700 --> 01:16:52,676
Stuff you know. I'm sure
you're used to writing code.
1276
01:16:52,700 --> 01:16:55,720
It's like java, you know, data mining.
1277
01:16:55,840 --> 01:16:58,836
You know... it's a bunch of pushing
stuff like biometrics and readers.
1278
01:16:58,860 --> 01:17:06,860
*gibberish* Alright.
1279
01:17:14,100 --> 01:17:16,340
Ok
1280
01:17:19,040 --> 01:17:20,880
Congratulations guys. You did it.
1281
01:17:21,100 --> 01:17:22,280
A job well done team!
1282
01:17:22,460 --> 01:17:24,280
The company is treating all employees
1283
01:17:24,420 --> 01:17:27,180
to a special camping
retreat for the weekend.
1284
01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:29,696
I expect all of you to be there.
1285
01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:30,776
Yes, camping!
1286
01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:31,916
Sweating, swimming.
1287
01:17:31,940 --> 01:17:33,060
Sleeping over night.
1288
01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:37,040
Closed quarters.. Shit.
1289
01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:10,360
Hey, this is our chance. Holly.
1290
01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:12,616
We're in the outdoors,
1291
01:18:12,640 --> 01:18:14,640
away from the office walls,
1292
01:18:15,160 --> 01:18:16,760
there's no technology to get in the way.
1293
01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:19,840
I can't get a signal out here.
1294
01:18:20,780 --> 01:18:22,520
Can you get anything?
1295
01:18:23,140 --> 01:18:24,520
Holly!?
1296
01:18:25,580 --> 01:18:26,497
Oh wait here we go!
1297
01:18:26,521 --> 01:18:28,520
YAY SIGNAL!
1298
01:18:29,880 --> 01:18:31,120
Were you saying something?
1299
01:18:32,340 --> 01:18:35,120
Never mind. Just pay attention next time.
1300
01:18:36,360 --> 01:18:37,900
Oh look who's coming?
1301
01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:39,900
Hey Dave! Holly.
1302
01:18:41,380 --> 01:18:42,760
What do you want?
1303
01:18:43,280 --> 01:18:44,760
I'll take one of these burgers.
1304
01:18:53,740 --> 01:18:55,440
Thank you Holly.
1305
01:18:57,040 --> 01:19:00,060
Alright.. This is great.
Isn't this nice holly?
1306
01:19:01,180 --> 01:19:03,400
It's an amicable exchange.
1307
01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:05,077
Ew.
1308
01:19:05,101 --> 01:19:07,100
I'm not going to agree with you.
1309
01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:08,197
That's too bad cause I was going to
1310
01:19:08,221 --> 01:19:10,036
talk to you about promoting something.
1311
01:19:10,060 --> 01:19:12,060
I'm already promoting tons of stuff.
1312
01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:14,240
Yeah,
but you're stuff is really cheap and weird.
1313
01:19:14,420 --> 01:19:16,060
I mean, you know that right?
1314
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:18,060
What's your point?
1315
01:19:19,180 --> 01:19:19,820
My point is..
1316
01:19:19,940 --> 01:19:21,980
Do you know why you can't
get past 5,000 followers?
1317
01:19:22,700 --> 01:19:23,117
Why?
1318
01:19:23,141 --> 01:19:24,656
Cause, your content sucks.
1319
01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:25,680
Okay?
1320
01:19:25,780 --> 01:19:26,457
You don't have a cause.
1321
01:19:26,481 --> 01:19:28,480
You don't stand for anything,
1322
01:19:28,700 --> 01:19:29,800
but you're pretty.
1323
01:19:30,140 --> 01:19:31,057
And that's why these cheap companies
1324
01:19:31,081 --> 01:19:33,300
pay you cheap money to sell their products.
1325
01:19:33,600 --> 01:19:35,740
But, if they knew your value
1326
01:19:36,140 --> 01:19:37,740
then you'd be getting paid a lot more.
1327
01:19:38,360 --> 01:19:39,740
Don't listen to him Holly.
1328
01:19:40,460 --> 01:19:41,460
He's up to something.
1329
01:19:41,740 --> 01:19:43,500
Not everybody's always
up to something Dave.
1330
01:19:43,660 --> 01:19:45,540
Okay,
what is it that you'd like me to promote?
1331
01:19:46,480 --> 01:19:48,316
It's this pin. It's my niece,
1332
01:19:48,340 --> 01:19:50,920
she's promoting left handedness.
1333
01:19:51,580 --> 01:19:52,380
I'm left handed.
1334
01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:54,380
So is my niece.
1335
01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:56,356
Okay, why is there awareness
1336
01:19:56,380 --> 01:19:58,380
for being left handed?
1337
01:19:59,560 --> 01:20:00,620
That's not a real cause!
1338
01:20:00,820 --> 01:20:02,260
Wow, that's real insensitive Dave.
1339
01:20:02,460 --> 01:20:04,940
This world unfairly caters
to right handed people.
1340
01:20:05,220 --> 01:20:06,340
You know, Jimmy Hendricks
1341
01:20:06,440 --> 01:20:07,676
flipped his guitar the other way because
1342
01:20:07,700 --> 01:20:09,960
they didn't make left
handed guitars back then.
1343
01:20:10,240 --> 01:20:11,800
It's true, it's a real cause Dave.
1344
01:20:12,040 --> 01:20:13,040
I'm wearing it,
1345
01:20:13,100 --> 01:20:14,896
and I'm going to promote it all weekend!
1346
01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:17,560
I stand for something, I have a cause!
1347
01:20:17,920 --> 01:20:19,216
There you go! Now watch those likes
1348
01:20:19,240 --> 01:20:20,776
and followers move right up!
1349
01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:22,800
Left handed high five?
1350
01:20:23,860 --> 01:20:25,620
Cool. See you guys.
1351
01:20:29,640 --> 01:20:31,620
I can't believe you're
going to wear that pin!
1352
01:20:32,300 --> 01:20:34,040
You wouldn't unterstand, Dave.
1353
01:20:35,020 --> 01:20:36,116
Well think about what Billy did!
1354
01:20:36,140 --> 01:20:37,436
I mean left handed or right handed,
1355
01:20:37,460 --> 01:20:39,460
he screwed us both.
1356
01:20:41,040 --> 01:20:42,060
You're right.
1357
01:20:42,640 --> 01:20:45,200
Okay, well now look,
we just need to expose them.
1358
01:20:45,760 --> 01:20:46,240
Alright?
1359
01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:48,240
And then we can get our old jobs back
1360
01:20:48,540 --> 01:20:50,480
and get in Ms. Davenport's good graces.
1361
01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:53,200
What do you suppose we do?
1362
01:20:56,680 --> 01:20:59,096
Okay look, here's a suggestion box for
1363
01:20:59,120 --> 01:21:01,380
the upcoming group games.
1364
01:21:01,820 --> 01:21:03,576
All we have to do is get them into games
1365
01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:05,600
that will compromise them.
1366
01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:08,580
What if our suggestions never get picked?
1367
01:21:09,060 --> 01:21:10,916
Well we'll empty out
everyone else's suggestions,
1368
01:21:10,940 --> 01:21:14,120
and fill the box up with our own.
1369
01:21:14,720 --> 01:21:16,620
Okay, sounds like a plan.
1370
01:21:17,040 --> 01:21:18,620
What are we suggesting?
1371
01:21:19,080 --> 01:21:21,160
Have you every heard of Beer Pong?
1372
01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:25,600
Beer Pong?
1373
01:21:26,020 --> 01:21:27,600
I know Ping Pong.
1374
01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:30,216
Oh is that neighbor of yours?
1375
01:21:30,240 --> 01:21:32,240
Racist bastard.
1376
01:21:33,560 --> 01:21:35,240
You guys are missing the point.
1377
01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:38,080
What's wrong with little beer pong?
1378
01:21:38,980 --> 01:21:41,220
The four of you need to
practice a little restraint.
1379
01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:43,516
Restraint from what?
1380
01:21:43,540 --> 01:21:44,716
It's just a couple of drinks Billy.
1381
01:21:44,740 --> 01:21:45,677
Not with Beer Pong.
1382
01:21:45,701 --> 01:21:47,560
Okay, it's a lot of drinks.
1383
01:22:16,240 --> 01:22:17,177
We knew nothing about the
1384
01:22:17,201 --> 01:22:19,176
American camping experience.
1385
01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:21,176
It was so weird to perform a dance
1386
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:23,200
routine around the campfire
1387
01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:26,060
Yes, it is a little unusual.
1388
01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:27,820
It'll get more weirder, I promise.
1389
01:22:27,900 --> 01:22:31,220
That's why,
you never want to pee in the river in Peru.
1390
01:22:32,720 --> 01:22:34,156
Yeah those parasites will
1391
01:22:34,180 --> 01:22:35,720
swim right up your pee stream.
1392
01:22:35,860 --> 01:22:37,060
Get right inside you.
1393
01:22:37,280 --> 01:22:37,940
Oh.
1394
01:22:38,140 --> 01:22:39,940
Ew gross!
1395
01:22:41,140 --> 01:22:42,680
I have a story!
1396
01:22:43,440 --> 01:22:44,680
Sure Dave.
1397
01:22:45,500 --> 01:22:47,980
Okay, once upon a time,
1398
01:22:48,460 --> 01:22:51,580
I had a great job.
1399
01:22:52,220 --> 01:22:55,460
Then, I had to work for a stupid immigrant.
1400
01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:58,600
Now, I work with Billy and a bunch of-
1401
01:22:58,860 --> 01:23:02,880
An upbeat story Dave.
Let's leave work at work?
1402
01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:07,640
Fine. Why doesn't Zachary share something?
1403
01:23:09,980 --> 01:23:13,160
Okay. Uh, once upon a time...
1404
01:23:13,740 --> 01:23:16,800
There was a little boy with a little dog.
1405
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:20,000
Oh no no no no it's gets better.
1406
01:23:20,900 --> 01:23:23,520
So the dad comes home one night,
1407
01:23:23,760 --> 01:23:27,740
and he has a present for
his little boy and the dog.
1408
01:23:28,360 --> 01:23:29,740
A real tear dripper isn't it?
1409
01:23:29,960 --> 01:23:32,240
No no no no just, just wait.
1410
01:23:32,620 --> 01:23:35,396
So the dog, he makes his cute little face
1411
01:23:35,420 --> 01:23:37,420
and unwraps the present.
1412
01:23:38,600 --> 01:23:40,856
They open it and they see a watch and
1413
01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:43,380
it's attached to a bundle of dynamites.
1414
01:23:44,240 --> 01:23:47,276
Three, two, one, Kablooey!
1415
01:23:50,980 --> 01:23:54,140
The boy is crying like a little bitch,
1416
01:23:54,620 --> 01:23:57,656
and the dad says that is what happens
1417
01:23:57,680 --> 01:23:59,680
when you don't clean up your dog's shit.
1418
01:24:00,960 --> 01:24:03,020
So, the boy he's totally pissed.
1419
01:24:03,120 --> 01:24:06,180
Grabs an axe,
climbs on top of his father's back
1420
01:24:06,320 --> 01:24:08,620
and chops his head off in twenty tries.
1421
01:24:08,840 --> 01:24:10,180
The end.
1422
01:24:10,600 --> 01:24:12,436
Oh, you know my father used to tell
1423
01:24:12,460 --> 01:24:14,436
me that story before bedtime.
1424
01:24:22,360 --> 01:24:24,860
Dan you've been a little quiet.
1425
01:24:25,660 --> 01:24:27,300
Do you have any stories for us?
1426
01:24:27,620 --> 01:24:30,120
Maybe a vacation story?
1427
01:24:31,740 --> 01:24:35,756
Yes. We went on
vacation to Florida one time
1428
01:24:35,780 --> 01:24:37,296
to catch the fall colours and
1429
01:24:37,320 --> 01:24:39,320
it was freezing cold that year.
1430
01:24:40,100 --> 01:24:42,040
In Florida?
1431
01:24:42,520 --> 01:24:43,836
Yes, when we got there,
1432
01:24:43,860 --> 01:24:46,200
there was a terrible snow blizzard.
1433
01:24:46,280 --> 01:24:48,200
Hey when was this?
1434
01:24:49,500 --> 01:24:52,636
Last year,
we went on the Fourth of July weekend
1435
01:24:52,660 --> 01:24:56,660
and we wore scary costumes.
1436
01:24:57,220 --> 01:24:58,660
Sounds a lot like halloween.
1437
01:24:58,700 --> 01:25:02,800
Don't steal the man's
spotlight. Please continue.
1438
01:25:03,120 --> 01:25:05,076
The next day, I was chopping firewood,
1439
01:25:05,100 --> 01:25:07,100
when a Polar Bear found me.
1440
01:25:07,800 --> 01:25:09,236
He chased me through the woods and
1441
01:25:09,260 --> 01:25:14,240
I ran and I ran and I closed
the door to my cabin just in time.
1442
01:25:14,540 --> 01:25:16,000
I almost died.
1443
01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:20,040
Well,
it's a good thing you made it to the cabin,
1444
01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:21,336
otherwise you might have
1445
01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:23,360
swallowed up by the big blue whale.
1446
01:25:23,580 --> 01:25:25,360
How did you know?
1447
01:25:31,400 --> 01:25:34,840
You've been looking at
my Instagram haven't you?
1448
01:25:36,380 --> 01:25:38,160
Here we go, team America.
1449
01:25:38,400 --> 01:25:41,256
It's a party! Alright
1450
01:25:42,280 --> 01:25:43,280
You guys having fun?
1451
01:25:45,180 --> 01:25:47,156
Now I'm not having fun�Billy.
1452
01:25:47,180 --> 01:25:49,180
Woah
1453
01:25:51,080 --> 01:25:52,260
Come on Holly.
1454
01:25:54,260 --> 01:25:55,860
I was just going to tell you,
1455
01:25:55,980 --> 01:25:58,176
you can bounce it if you want to.
1456
01:25:58,200 --> 01:25:59,616
Next time. Next time.
1457
01:25:59,640 --> 01:26:01,616
Please please please
1458
01:26:01,640 --> 01:26:03,640
That's fine. That is fine. That's fine.
1459
01:26:05,220 --> 01:26:06,380
Can I go?
1460
01:26:06,580 --> 01:26:07,580
Is it my turn?
1461
01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:08,620
Alright.
1462
01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:10,816
No no no no� I think you
need to go to other side.
1463
01:26:10,840 --> 01:26:11,836
Alright buddy.
1464
01:26:11,860 --> 01:26:12,777
Alright, come on.
1465
01:26:12,801 --> 01:26:14,241
Why don't you go join your own team.
1466
01:26:14,400 --> 01:26:15,400
Ok that's fine
1467
01:26:15,460 --> 01:26:17,760
Alright. Here we go.
Put the American first.
1468
01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:19,736
Step back
1469
01:26:23,860 --> 01:26:25,860
Ok. That's fine.. That's fine, come on
1470
01:26:28,520 --> 01:26:30,640
Ohhhh. It's ok.. it's ok.
1471
01:26:46,560 --> 01:26:49,100
I'll drink the next one.
I'll drink the next one.
1472
01:26:51,480 --> 01:26:53,640
It's all yours.
1473
01:27:01,720 --> 01:27:02,720
Good job!
1474
01:27:03,800 --> 01:27:06,320
It's mine, mine.
1475
01:27:11,140 --> 01:27:13,380
Cool! Whoa!
1476
01:27:16,940 --> 01:27:19,020
Ok. I'll drink these.
1477
01:27:22,840 --> 01:27:24,616
Excuse me, Ms. Davenport?
1478
01:27:24,640 --> 01:27:25,557
Yes?
1479
01:27:25,581 --> 01:27:27,636
We just want you to know that
1480
01:27:27,660 --> 01:27:30,740
these guys are not for real.
1481
01:27:31,120 --> 01:27:32,037
We can prove it.
1482
01:27:32,061 --> 01:27:35,756
Ms. Davenport they're so drunk,
just ask them where they're from.
1483
01:27:35,780 --> 01:27:37,316
They'll tell you the truth.
1484
01:27:37,340 --> 01:27:40,060
Ohh, where are you from?
1485
01:27:41,120 --> 01:27:43,340
I have a funny story.
1486
01:27:44,660 --> 01:27:48,176
What if I told you, I am not from Montana.
1487
01:27:48,200 --> 01:27:50,896
You guys are good at it.
1488
01:27:50,920 --> 01:27:55,436
I don't come from Montana, I am from China.
1489
01:27:55,460 --> 01:27:57,680
Ha Ha Ha
1490
01:28:00,300 --> 01:28:02,380
You are funny.
1491
01:28:03,240 --> 01:28:04,916
Ask! Ask! Ask!
1492
01:28:04,940 --> 01:28:06,916
Ms. Davenport just look.
1493
01:28:06,940 --> 01:28:09,660
Davenport want's you.
1494
01:28:14,660 --> 01:28:16,400
Ms. Davenport?
1495
01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:19,320
Ms. Davenport?
1496
01:28:19,860 --> 01:28:23,860
Wait, papers over there, lay it on my desk.
1497
01:28:29,440 --> 01:28:30,920
Enough of this.
1498
01:28:32,720 --> 01:28:35,560
What? What? What?
1499
01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:38,880
Dave?
1500
01:28:39,440 --> 01:28:40,740
Dave.
1501
01:28:41,760 --> 01:28:42,760
Dave?
1502
01:28:44,540 --> 01:28:46,600
How drunk did I get last night?
1503
01:28:47,300 --> 01:28:48,960
What's gotten in to you?
1504
01:28:50,460 --> 01:28:52,716
Is this Holly's hat?
1505
01:28:52,740 --> 01:28:54,740
I don't know.
1506
01:28:56,400 --> 01:28:58,980
Do you remember last night
1507
01:28:59,500 --> 01:29:00,740
what the new guys said.
1508
01:29:01,160 --> 01:29:02,340
Damn it Dave.
1509
01:29:02,600 --> 01:29:06,300
I haven't been that drunk
since 11th grade homecoming.
1510
01:29:13,500 --> 01:29:15,096
I was beginning to feel more relaxed.
1511
01:29:15,120 --> 01:29:17,116
So far we have gone through all the hurdles
1512
01:29:17,140 --> 01:29:19,320
thrown in our way by Dave and Holly.
1513
01:29:19,780 --> 01:29:22,660
But it was nature at the end, who beat us.
1514
01:29:24,660 --> 01:29:27,800
Sure your friends are going to
be okay peeing by themselves?
1515
01:29:28,740 --> 01:29:30,000
Yeah they will...
1516
01:29:30,140 --> 01:29:33,980
I just know how much you guys
like to support each other in there.
1517
01:29:45,820 --> 01:29:47,200
Nah
1518
01:29:47,240 --> 01:29:48,240
Oh my god.
1519
01:29:49,080 --> 01:29:49,620
Natalie
1520
01:29:49,860 --> 01:29:50,577
I can explain.
1521
01:29:50,601 --> 01:29:52,600
Don't touch me.
1522
01:29:54,220 --> 01:29:55,236
You're fired.
1523
01:29:55,260 --> 01:29:57,260
You're all fired!
1524
01:29:57,800 --> 01:30:00,460
What about the demo?
You don't care about it?
1525
01:30:01,200 --> 01:30:03,380
If any of you show up tomorrow,
1526
01:30:04,420 --> 01:30:06,716
I'll press charges.
1527
01:30:06,740 --> 01:30:10,120
Or have you deported! You got that?!
1528
01:30:19,200 --> 01:30:20,740
Billy...
1529
01:30:22,660 --> 01:30:25,080
We felt terrible for deceiving everyone.
1530
01:30:25,320 --> 01:30:27,316
So, we decided on going
to the office one last time,
1531
01:30:27,340 --> 01:30:29,340
and apologizing for it.
1532
01:31:12,180 --> 01:31:14,320
I thought I told you guys not to show up.
1533
01:31:14,900 --> 01:31:17,860
You did, but we did anyway.
1534
01:31:18,160 --> 01:31:20,760
Look, we're really sorry about everything.
1535
01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:23,720
You trusted us,
and we took advantage of it.
1536
01:31:24,120 --> 01:31:26,980
We weren't trying to.
We just needed the job.
1537
01:31:27,280 --> 01:31:29,800
Regardless, you gave us great opportunity.
1538
01:31:31,140 --> 01:31:34,040
We hope, that my work was satisfactory.
1539
01:31:34,260 --> 01:31:36,620
Aa.. Our work.
1540
01:31:39,220 --> 01:31:41,476
That's it. We just wanted
to tell you in person.
1541
01:31:41,500 --> 01:31:43,476
We're sorry.
1542
01:31:43,500 --> 01:31:45,500
Let's go guys.
1543
01:31:46,500 --> 01:31:47,500
Wait!
1544
01:31:49,220 --> 01:31:51,540
Don't' you guys have a demo to do today?
1545
01:31:53,560 --> 01:31:56,340
It's kind of happening right now.
1546
01:31:58,040 --> 01:31:59,040
Yeah.
1547
01:31:59,440 --> 01:32:00,800
Sure.
1548
01:32:07,320 --> 01:32:10,600
Ladies and gentlemen let me present to you,
1549
01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:14,200
our project lead Mr. Billy
Ryan and his team.
1550
01:32:14,920 --> 01:32:19,400
I will let Billy and his team
explain the lie detector machine.
1551
01:32:21,200 --> 01:32:23,120
Thank you Ms. Davenport.
1552
01:32:23,840 --> 01:32:26,140
Good morning ladies and gentlemen.
1553
01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:28,580
The facial reading camera,
1554
01:32:28,760 --> 01:32:30,580
natural vibrations monitor,
1555
01:32:30,760 --> 01:32:33,420
and nervous system
database compiled together,
1556
01:32:33,840 --> 01:32:35,800
to create the ultimate lie detector.
1557
01:32:36,100 --> 01:32:38,400
What goes in to it?
1558
01:32:39,180 --> 01:32:41,620
Really just a bunch of boring code and
1559
01:32:41,820 --> 01:32:44,456
It's frankly pretty dense and confusing,
but
1560
01:32:44,480 --> 01:32:47,680
the most important thing is the outcome.
1561
01:32:51,340 --> 01:32:52,340
Okay Nash.
1562
01:32:52,380 --> 01:32:53,920
Tell us your name.
1563
01:32:54,640 --> 01:32:56,980
I am Avinash, Nash for short.
1564
01:32:57,240 --> 01:32:59,320
For the past month, I was called Mike.
1565
01:32:59,600 --> 01:33:00,916
Ding
1566
01:33:00,940 --> 01:33:01,117
Alright, tell us about yourself Nash.
Ding
1567
01:33:01,141 --> 01:33:03,520
Alright, tell us about yourself Nash.
1568
01:33:04,160 --> 01:33:08,100
I am from India. My father
saved up some money,
1569
01:33:08,160 --> 01:33:11,636
he bought 2 acres of land
and built the small house in it.
1570
01:33:11,660 --> 01:33:13,636
Even before I was born.
1571
01:33:13,660 --> 01:33:17,940
Our dream is to build a school
for the local children who are poor,
1572
01:33:18,900 --> 01:33:23,160
and I have a sister who
is preparing for marriage.
1573
01:33:24,060 --> 01:33:28,320
So, I want to pay for it and
also attend the wedding myself.
1574
01:33:29,260 --> 01:33:33,040
As I recall, you also graduated at
the top of your class, is that correct?
1575
01:33:33,260 --> 01:33:34,500
Yes.
1576
01:33:34,700 --> 01:33:36,740
And where did you get the degree from?
1577
01:33:36,920 --> 01:33:38,716
MIT.
1578
01:33:38,740 --> 01:33:40,216
MIT. Alright.
1579
01:33:40,240 --> 01:33:42,240
How did you get in to MIT?
1580
01:33:42,420 --> 01:33:45,300
I took a student loan from bank in India.
1581
01:33:45,980 --> 01:33:47,300
That helped me.
1582
01:33:48,340 --> 01:33:49,640
And um
1583
01:33:50,480 --> 01:33:52,220
How are you doing on paying the loan back?
1584
01:33:52,420 --> 01:33:56,220
For from it. The tuition
fee is 50000 dollars.
1585
01:33:57,620 --> 01:33:59,560
Which is 3.3 million rupees in India.
1586
01:34:01,560 --> 01:34:05,400
What happens if you
don't pay the bank back?
1587
01:34:06,220 --> 01:34:09,680
The house that my father
built will be taken away
1588
01:34:10,060 --> 01:34:14,080
Our land will be seized
and dream of building
1589
01:34:14,380 --> 01:34:17,400
the school for the poor
will be taken along with it.
1590
01:34:19,400 --> 01:34:23,320
The
wedding have to be cancelled.
1591
01:34:27,140 --> 01:34:31,180
Would you consider development
of this software conflict of interest?
1592
01:34:32,660 --> 01:34:35,960
No, I believe in the greatness of America.
1593
01:34:36,980 --> 01:34:41,940
It's my privilege and honor to be
a part in strengthening this nation.
1594
01:34:45,440 --> 01:34:46,800
Thank you Nash.
1595
01:34:48,140 --> 01:34:50,040
Zorik?
1596
01:34:54,240 --> 01:34:58,920
Okay Zorik, what do you do?
1597
01:34:59,720 --> 01:35:02,540
I am a hacker from Russia.
1598
01:35:04,160 --> 01:35:06,200
Do you enjoy hacking?
1599
01:35:06,720 --> 01:35:08,200
Yes.
1600
01:35:09,180 --> 01:35:11,140
Tell us about it.
1601
01:35:11,600 --> 01:35:15,140
In the Russia internet is censored.
1602
01:35:16,860 --> 01:35:19,936
The government controls the masses by
1603
01:35:19,960 --> 01:35:24,120
suppressing the ideology that
could truly liberate its people.
1604
01:35:25,000 --> 01:35:29,320
We don't have free access
to literature of democracy.
1605
01:35:29,500 --> 01:35:33,260
Because real democracy
is threat to the Kremlin.
1606
01:35:34,100 --> 01:35:39,400
I seek out the truth by hacking
into the security networks.
1607
01:35:39,800 --> 01:35:41,720
But you are not looking to hurt anyone?
1608
01:35:41,840 --> 01:35:46,040
No, no I'm looking for social progress.
1609
01:35:46,340 --> 01:35:47,920
Alright thanks Zorik, I appreciate it.
1610
01:35:48,140 --> 01:35:49,140
Dan Dan?
1611
01:35:49,400 --> 01:35:51,000
Last but not least
1612
01:35:54,840 --> 01:35:58,720
Okay Dan Dan, what is your background?
1613
01:35:59,500 --> 01:36:03,160
I am from China,
and I am also a software engineer.
1614
01:36:04,300 --> 01:36:06,900
Growing up I always loved American movies.
1615
01:36:07,440 --> 01:36:09,160
I always dreamed of coming to the US,
1616
01:36:09,220 --> 01:36:11,160
because I thought it was so cool.
1617
01:36:11,760 --> 01:36:14,116
I had just finished University and I
1618
01:36:14,140 --> 01:36:16,116
was looking for a job when
1619
01:36:16,140 --> 01:36:19,000
I got an email for a job opening in the US.
1620
01:36:20,040 --> 01:36:22,420
So you came here for a job opportunity.
1621
01:36:22,920 --> 01:36:26,960
Yes,
but mostly for the American experience.
1622
01:36:27,380 --> 01:36:29,280
And what is the American experience?
1623
01:36:29,880 --> 01:36:33,420
Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness,
1624
01:36:33,800 --> 01:36:36,500
good people, and friends.
1625
01:36:37,280 --> 01:36:39,620
How is your experience so far?
1626
01:36:40,080 --> 01:36:43,116
The best ever. I'm hoping
this experience will help me in
1627
01:36:43,140 --> 01:36:45,140
starting my own company in China.
1628
01:36:47,840 --> 01:36:50,440
Okay Dan Dan,
you can take your seat, thank you.
1629
01:36:52,340 --> 01:36:55,860
Okay folks,
I think that about does it. Right?
1630
01:36:56,180 --> 01:36:58,440
Would you mind if I take the test?
1631
01:36:59,360 --> 01:37:02,600
Not at all I,
don't see why that's a problem.
1632
01:37:05,580 --> 01:37:08,276
Okay first off, I would like to say
1633
01:37:08,300 --> 01:37:11,540
how thoroughly impressed
I am by these guys for
1634
01:37:12,580 --> 01:37:13,580
creating this.
1635
01:37:14,400 --> 01:37:16,656
Let's give them a round of applause.
1636
01:37:20,900 --> 01:37:21,960
Let's have some fun.
1637
01:37:22,340 --> 01:37:23,340
Okay.
1638
01:37:23,380 --> 01:37:24,540
Like this?
1639
01:37:24,820 --> 01:37:29,760
Yeah, just like that. Do you
work for the government?
1640
01:37:30,240 --> 01:37:31,760
Yes.
1641
01:37:34,320 --> 01:37:35,940
Have you ever eaten your toenails?
1642
01:37:36,640 --> 01:37:37,940
No.
1643
01:37:40,120 --> 01:37:42,700
You have to keep it truthful now.
1644
01:37:43,000 --> 01:37:45,040
Let's refrain from asking
personal questions.
1645
01:37:45,120 --> 01:37:47,536
I'm afraid I can't do that,
we have to get to know
1646
01:37:47,560 --> 01:37:49,560
you and see if you're trustworthy.
1647
01:37:50,080 --> 01:37:51,560
Fair enough.
1648
01:37:51,900 --> 01:37:57,960
Okay, do you think Zorik is bangable?
1649
01:38:00,640 --> 01:38:02,040
He's okay.
1650
01:38:05,280 --> 01:38:10,540
All right, all right what will
you use this technology for?
1651
01:38:13,840 --> 01:38:18,080
Only at US ports of Entry.
1652
01:38:20,080 --> 01:38:22,740
Plus every courtroom
1653
01:38:26,120 --> 01:38:27,480
everywhere.
1654
01:38:33,180 --> 01:38:39,720
So, what do you think of Nash,
Cameron, Dan Dan, and Zorik?
1655
01:38:40,780 --> 01:38:46,640
How do I feel about these
guys. Aside from their accents,
1656
01:38:47,320 --> 01:38:49,300
they are Americans to me.
1657
01:39:09,420 --> 01:39:11,496
Well you guys did it!
1658
01:39:11,520 --> 01:39:15,536
Yeah, just give us a minute
and we'll clear our desks.
1659
01:39:15,560 --> 01:39:19,060
There won't be any need
for that. You guys screwed up
1660
01:39:19,360 --> 01:39:23,880
royally, but you also contributed
immensely to this company.
1661
01:39:24,320 --> 01:39:29,080
Not to mention the country,
I want you all guys all back here tomorrow.
1662
01:39:29,320 --> 01:39:30,140
Really?
1663
01:39:30,340 --> 01:39:32,680
Yeah, we have lots of work to do.
1664
01:39:34,280 --> 01:39:35,237
All right.
1665
01:39:35,261 --> 01:39:38,596
But leave the makeup off,
you guys look a lot cuter this way.
1666
01:39:38,620 --> 01:39:40,620
Was it that bad?
1667
01:39:40,760 --> 01:39:45,200
Excuse me, Homeland Security, come with me.
1668
01:39:45,700 --> 01:39:47,200
F*** man.
1669
01:39:47,920 --> 01:39:49,960
Are you kidding?
1670
01:39:58,280 --> 01:39:59,280
Is this a joke?
1671
01:40:01,460 --> 01:40:03,336
How did they know?
1672
01:40:03,360 --> 01:40:05,360
How do you think?
1673
01:40:07,000 --> 01:40:09,160
I can't believe Holly isn't
tweeting about this yet.
1674
01:40:10,180 --> 01:40:11,960
Where is she?
1675
01:40:12,880 --> 01:40:19,576
Oh yeah, Holly, she got
arrested for selling fake boner pills
1676
01:40:19,600 --> 01:40:22,120
off her social media.
1677
01:40:34,040 --> 01:40:36,280
We were detained by the
Department of Homeland Security,
1678
01:40:36,420 --> 01:40:40,820
and kept in a holding cell. We
all knew it was the end of us,
1679
01:40:40,940 --> 01:40:44,400
and we were being deported. But,
something really
1680
01:40:44,560 --> 01:40:47,880
unexpected happened. The
US government pardoned us.
1681
01:40:48,480 --> 01:40:51,900
They said that the work we
have done is recognized as
1682
01:40:52,120 --> 01:40:55,980
a service for the country and
just like that we were free again.
1683
01:40:58,000 --> 01:40:59,820
Soon after, we were all in high demand.
1684
01:41:00,140 --> 01:41:02,840
We all landed jobs
developing highly classified
1685
01:41:03,340 --> 01:41:06,100
projects for different companies in the US.
1686
01:41:06,380 --> 01:41:07,820
Sounds like you all hit the jackpot.
1687
01:41:08,120 --> 01:41:09,416
Well, the American dream is the jackpot.
1688
01:41:09,440 --> 01:41:11,660
Everything else is an added perk to it.
1689
01:41:12,440 --> 01:41:14,100
Well, here's where I get off.
1690
01:41:14,500 --> 01:41:16,260
Nash, you've got an incredible story.
1691
01:41:16,620 --> 01:41:17,900
Thank you for sharing this
1692
01:41:18,040 --> 01:41:19,740
I can't wait to start writing about this.
1693
01:41:20,560 --> 01:41:22,820
I'm glad we talked this
was the best interview, and
1694
01:41:23,660 --> 01:41:25,340
thanks for bringing all the memories back.
1695
01:41:25,660 --> 01:41:27,060
Anything you want to leave us with?
1696
01:41:27,420 --> 01:41:30,320
Yes, I got the citizenship
and that's the highest honor of
1697
01:41:30,440 --> 01:41:32,880
my life. As a piece of advice, I
1698
01:41:33,080 --> 01:41:35,580
would say,
do not react to any situation in life
1699
01:41:36,360 --> 01:41:37,440
always respond to it.
1700
01:41:37,960 --> 01:41:39,740
Thats amazing, congratulations.
1701
01:41:39,820 --> 01:41:41,560
Roger, please drop her back at her place.
1702
01:41:41,584 --> 01:41:44,584
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