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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:24,111 --> 00:00:26,287 male announcer: HIGHLAND PARK, KNOWN AS THE HUBCAP 4 00:00:26,374 --> 00:00:28,115 OF THE MIGHTY INDUSTRIAL WHEEL THAT IS DETROIT, 5 00:00:28,202 --> 00:00:30,421 CELEBRATES ITS FABLED PAST, 6 00:00:30,508 --> 00:00:32,684 BIRTHPLACE OF THE PRODUCTION LINE, 7 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:34,643 THE NEW IDEA THAT HARD WORK AN INGENUITY 8 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:36,514 HAVE CREATED THE MIGHTIEST ECONOMIC ENGINE 9 00:00:36,601 --> 00:00:37,907 IN HUMAN HISTORY, 10 00:00:37,994 --> 00:00:40,301 ONE CAPABLE OF PROVIDING NEARLY EVERYONE 11 00:00:40,388 --> 00:00:42,694 THE BENEFITS OF A WELL-PAYING JOB. 12 00:00:42,781 --> 00:00:44,957 FROM FARMLAND TO CRADLE OF THE AMERICAN DREAM 13 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,611 IN JUST HALF A CENTURY. 14 00:00:46,698 --> 00:00:49,136 ON THE MOVE AS ALWAYS, THIS TOWN OF TOMORROW 15 00:00:49,223 --> 00:00:51,703 LOOKS FORWARD AS IT PAUSES TO LOOK BACK. 16 00:00:51,790 --> 00:00:53,227 WHERE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY 17 00:00:53,314 --> 00:00:54,706 ONCE WELCOMED THOSE IN SEARCH OF HOPE, 18 00:00:54,793 --> 00:00:56,578 HIGHLAND PARK'S MAIN LIBRARY NOW STANDS 19 00:00:56,665 --> 00:00:58,275 AS THE BEACON OF CIVIC PRIDE 20 00:00:58,362 --> 00:01:00,234 TO MILLIONS IN SEARCH OF OPPORTUNITY. 21 00:01:00,321 --> 00:01:04,194 HIGHLAND PARK CIVIC LEADERS HAVE LEFT NOTHING TO CHANCE... 22 00:01:29,828 --> 00:01:31,656 male announcer: INCUMBENT MAYOR SHIRLEY PAINE 23 00:01:31,743 --> 00:01:33,789 STILL LEADS THE POLLS, DESPITE HER ANNOUNCEMENT 24 00:01:33,876 --> 00:01:36,270 OF BIDING NEW AUSTERITY MEASURES. 25 00:01:36,357 --> 00:01:38,707 THE FURTHER CUTS IN FUNDING FOR FIREFIGHTERS, 26 00:01:38,794 --> 00:01:41,188 NURSING STAFF, AND SCHOOL PROGRAMS 27 00:01:41,275 --> 00:01:44,495 HIGHLIGHT HIGHLAND PARK'S EVER-DEEPENING FINANCIAL CRISIS 28 00:01:44,582 --> 00:01:47,542 AND RAISE MORE QUESTIONS ABOUT SPENDING PRIORITIES 29 00:01:47,629 --> 00:01:50,327 AS WELL AS THE MAYOR'S AWARD OF EXPENSIVE CONTRACTS 30 00:01:50,414 --> 00:01:52,242 TO CLOSE ASSOCIATES. 31 00:01:52,329 --> 00:01:55,158 WHEN ASKED WHY SHE ALLOCATES MILLIONS TO VANITY PROJECTS 32 00:01:55,245 --> 00:01:57,073 LIKE THE NEW STADIUM 33 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,641 WHILE FAILING TO MAINTAIN OUR CRUMBLING INFRASTRUCTURE, 34 00:01:59,728 --> 00:02:02,687 THE COLORFUL MAYOR SCOFFED AT HINTS OF MISCONDUCT, 35 00:02:02,774 --> 00:02:05,777 STATING THAT MONUMENTAL PROBLEMS FACING THE CITY 36 00:02:05,864 --> 00:02:08,650 DEMAND LEADERSHIP WITH SHINY, BIG IDEAS 37 00:02:08,737 --> 00:02:10,739 THAT GET PEOPLE'S ATTENTION, 38 00:02:10,826 --> 00:02:14,134 NOT UNSEXY PROJECTS LIKE STORM DRAIN MAINTENANCE. 39 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:16,745 SHE REITERATED HER CAMPAIGN PROMISE 40 00:02:16,832 --> 00:02:20,096 TO CREATE JOBS BY FOSTERING LARGE-SCALE DEVELOPMENTS, 41 00:02:20,183 --> 00:02:22,490 LIKE CONSTRUCTION OF A FASHION OUTLET MALL 42 00:02:22,577 --> 00:02:25,232 ON THE SITE WHERE THE CITY'S MAIN LIBRARY NOW STANDS. 43 00:02:25,319 --> 00:02:28,235 SHE DEFENDED PLANS TO DEMOLISH VACANT STRUCTURES 44 00:02:28,322 --> 00:02:29,888 TO ELIMINATE THE COST OF POLICING 45 00:02:29,975 --> 00:02:31,238 THE SPARSELY POPULATED... 46 00:02:36,286 --> 00:02:37,940 - COME ON, KIDS. 47 00:02:38,027 --> 00:02:41,509 LET'S ALL GATHER ROUND. LET'S GO! 48 00:02:41,596 --> 00:02:43,032 LET'S GO, MEN. 49 00:02:43,119 --> 00:02:47,167 LISTEN UP. TAKE A KNEE. 50 00:02:47,254 --> 00:02:49,256 - LLOYD, WITH WATERFORD, 51 00:02:49,343 --> 00:02:53,085 THAT'S 1,261 PLANTS SHUT 52 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,783 SINCE THEY CLOSED THE MAIN LIBRARY. 53 00:02:54,870 --> 00:02:56,611 - I GUESS I SHOULD BE MORE REALISTIC. 54 00:02:56,698 --> 00:02:58,439 - WELL, YOU'VE ONLY BEEN OUT OF SCHOOL A LITTLE WHILE. 55 00:02:58,526 --> 00:03:00,005 IF YOU STILL WANT TO SING IN A COUPLE OF YEARS, 56 00:03:00,092 --> 00:03:01,746 WE CAN LOOK INTO A PROGRAM. 57 00:03:01,833 --> 00:03:05,489 BUT UNTIL THEN, I WOULD NOT GIVE UP MY DAY JOB. 58 00:03:05,576 --> 00:03:08,275 - SHE WILL NOT STAY THE SIEGE OF LOVING TERMS, 59 00:03:08,362 --> 00:03:10,625 NOR BIDE THE ENCOUNTER OF LOVING EYES, 60 00:03:10,712 --> 00:03:13,889 NOR OPEN HER LAP TO SAINT-SEDUCING GOLD. 61 00:03:22,245 --> 00:03:25,640 BUT SOFT, WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BREAKS? 62 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:30,122 - JESUS CHRIST. 63 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,864 YOU KNOW, DO ME A FAVOR 64 00:03:32,951 --> 00:03:35,606 AND RUN YOUR LINE OVER A FEW TIMES. 65 00:03:36,955 --> 00:03:38,130 - HEY. 66 00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:42,570 CHRIST. 67 00:03:42,657 --> 00:03:44,441 - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, MAN? 68 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:46,226 - YOU SEE THIS? 69 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:47,749 THESE OLD FURNACES, 70 00:03:47,836 --> 00:03:50,273 ELEGANT AND SIMPLE, CAN WORK FOREVER. 71 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,319 NONE OF THAT DISPOSABLE TECHNOLOGY. 72 00:03:52,406 --> 00:03:53,494 - WELL, THEN WHY ISN'T IT WORKING? 73 00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:55,147 - BECAUSE IT WAS INSTALLED 74 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,975 DURING THE HOOVER ADMINISTRATION. 75 00:03:57,062 --> 00:03:59,326 AND SOMEBODY'S GOT TO MAINTAIN IT. 76 00:03:59,413 --> 00:04:01,023 - YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU WERE FIRED TWO YEARS AGO, ED. 77 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:05,114 WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? 78 00:04:05,201 --> 00:04:07,247 - RETIRED. 79 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:10,250 I RETIRED. - OKAY. 80 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:12,339 - YEAH, YOU WANT TO FREEZE THIS WINTER? 81 00:04:12,426 --> 00:04:15,559 OH, PSH. COME ON, IT'S TIME TO GO. 82 00:04:15,646 --> 00:04:16,995 - YEAH, I'LL DRIVE. 83 00:04:17,082 --> 00:04:18,345 - YOU'RE KILLING ME. 84 00:04:18,432 --> 00:04:21,173 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY KILLING ME. 85 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,915 - YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD. 86 00:04:32,837 --> 00:04:35,057 - SHIT. 87 00:04:43,021 --> 00:04:48,113 HEY, PRINCIPAL HOWARD. 88 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,506 - HEY, JESS. 89 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:51,160 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE BUS? 90 00:04:51,247 --> 00:04:54,032 - OH, UH, TRANSMISSION WENT OUT ON THE FORD, 91 00:04:54,119 --> 00:04:56,731 AND WITH THE TWINS' BIRTHDAYS COMING UP, 92 00:04:56,818 --> 00:04:59,386 I JUST FIGURED, YOU KNOW, I'D DRIVE THE BUS-- 93 00:04:59,473 --> 00:05:02,432 - HERE'S THE THING: ONE OF THE PARENTS DRIVES BY, 94 00:05:02,519 --> 00:05:04,391 SEES THE SCHOOL BUS PARKED IN FRONT OF A BAR... 95 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:07,002 - YEAH. NO. I GOT IT. 96 00:05:07,089 --> 00:05:08,351 - YEAH. - YEAH. 97 00:05:08,438 --> 00:05:10,440 I'LL GET IT MOVED RIGHT AWAY. 98 00:05:15,358 --> 00:05:17,142 - HEY. SWITCH THE CHANNEL, HAL. 99 00:05:17,229 --> 00:05:19,493 - OH, WE GOT TIME. WHAT ABOUT THE MOOSE? 100 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:20,885 - HEY, GUYS. 101 00:05:20,972 --> 00:05:22,234 - YEAH, I'LL FIX IT WHEN I GET BACK. 102 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,714 - YEAH, IT'S JUST THAT, YOU KNOW, 103 00:05:23,801 --> 00:05:25,150 HE'S KIND OF FREAKING OUT THE PATRONS 104 00:05:25,237 --> 00:05:26,674 WITH THE, UH, ONE EYE AND EVERYTHING. 105 00:05:26,761 --> 00:05:28,284 - HEY, HAL, THE TUBE. 106 00:05:28,371 --> 00:05:31,156 - YEAH, AIN'T LIKE IT'S GOING ANYWHERE. 107 00:05:31,243 --> 00:05:32,593 male announcer: WELCOME TO MEGA MILLIONS 108 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:35,204 WITH MEGA JACKPOT AND... - SORRY. 109 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:36,771 THAT'S MY STOOL. 110 00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:38,294 announcer: ONCE AGAIN, IT'S LUCKY THURSDAY. 111 00:05:38,381 --> 00:05:39,861 - HEY, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 112 00:05:39,948 --> 00:05:41,210 I'LL GET YOU ANOTHER DRINK. 113 00:05:41,297 --> 00:05:42,994 IF NOT IN THIS LIFE, THE NEXT. 114 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:44,082 announcer: A PATH TO YOUR DOOR. 115 00:05:44,169 --> 00:05:45,910 AFTER A SHORT BREAK, WE... 116 00:05:45,997 --> 00:05:47,695 - ED... 117 00:05:47,782 --> 00:05:49,218 IS THAT STOOL REALLY THAT IMPORTANT? 118 00:05:49,305 --> 00:05:51,655 - YEAH. - THERE YOU GO. 119 00:05:51,742 --> 00:05:54,397 - HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT, AFTER TEN YEARS, 120 00:05:54,484 --> 00:05:55,877 YOU STILL THINK SITTING ON THAT STOOL 121 00:05:55,964 --> 00:05:57,574 IS GONNA MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE? 122 00:05:57,661 --> 00:05:59,184 - HEY, COME ON, MAN. IT HASN'T BEEN THAT LONG. 123 00:05:59,271 --> 00:06:00,490 - SHAUN, WE STARTED PLAYING THESE NUMBERS 124 00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:02,797 IN THE FRIGGIN' '90s. 125 00:06:02,884 --> 00:06:03,885 female announcer: EARN YOUR BUSINESS, 126 00:06:03,972 --> 00:06:06,061 A DOLLAR AT A TIME. 127 00:06:06,148 --> 00:06:07,584 male announcer: WELCOME BACK. 128 00:06:07,671 --> 00:06:09,804 - AND YOUR MEATLOAF. 129 00:06:09,891 --> 00:06:11,196 - THANK YOU, HAL. 130 00:06:11,283 --> 00:06:12,850 announcer: THIS WEEK'S DRAWING IS 131 00:06:12,937 --> 00:06:15,200 THE SECOND-BIGGEST JACKPOT IN STATE HISTORY. 132 00:06:15,287 --> 00:06:16,593 THE LOTTERY PROVIDES SUPPORT FOR SCHOOLS... 133 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,813 - OH, YEAH. SOME SUPPORT. 134 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:20,467 WE ALONE SPEND THOUSANDS. 135 00:06:20,554 --> 00:06:23,252 THEY JUST KEEP CUTTING PROGRAMS, FUNDING. 136 00:06:23,339 --> 00:06:24,775 - LIKE, THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS? 137 00:06:24,862 --> 00:06:27,343 - YEAH, JESSIE, DOLLARS. 138 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:30,041 12 TICKETS A WEEK FOR OVER A DECADE. 139 00:06:30,128 --> 00:06:32,827 THAT'S OVER $6,000. 140 00:06:32,914 --> 00:06:34,481 announcer: GOOD LUCK, EVERYONE. 141 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:36,439 YOUR WINNING NUMBERS ARE... 142 00:06:36,526 --> 00:06:37,962 49. 143 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:39,529 - OH... - WHOO! 144 00:06:39,616 --> 00:06:41,488 - THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. 145 00:06:41,575 --> 00:06:44,273 announcer: NEXT IS 38. 146 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:48,843 NEXT, WE HAVE 44. 147 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:52,194 AND THAT'S FOLLOWED BY 48. 148 00:06:52,281 --> 00:06:55,980 AND NOW, TONIGHT'S GOLD MEGA BALL IS... 149 00:06:56,067 --> 00:06:58,853 13. - FUCK. 150 00:06:58,940 --> 00:07:00,376 announcer: IF NO ONE WINS THIS ONE... 151 00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:02,160 - AND I GUESS I DIDN'T MISS ANYTHING. 152 00:07:02,247 --> 00:07:03,684 - NOPE. announcer: NEXT WEEK'S JACKPOT 153 00:07:03,771 --> 00:07:07,862 WILL BE A RECORD OF OVER $250 MILLION. 154 00:07:07,949 --> 00:07:10,865 REMEMBER, THE FUTURE'S IN YOUR HANDS. 155 00:07:15,217 --> 00:07:16,610 male announcer: TONIGHT, WE'RE REPORTING 156 00:07:16,697 --> 00:07:19,177 ON MAYOR SHIRLEY PAINE'S CONTROVERSIAL PLAN 157 00:07:19,264 --> 00:07:21,092 TO DEMOLISH THE HISTORIC MAIN LIBRARY, 158 00:07:21,179 --> 00:07:23,355 ONCE THE HEART OF HIGHLAND PARK'S CIVIC CORE. 159 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,228 SHE HAD THIS TO SAY ABOUT PLANS FOR A NEW FASHION CENTER MALL 160 00:07:26,315 --> 00:07:29,492 TO REPLACE THE 90-YEAR-OLD MOZART STRUCTURE. 161 00:07:29,579 --> 00:07:31,015 - ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL? 162 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:32,626 announcer: THE MAYOR SAYS SHE'LL UTILIZE 163 00:07:32,713 --> 00:07:34,932 A $150,000 FEDERAL GRANT, 164 00:07:35,019 --> 00:07:37,369 ORIGINALLY EARMARKED TO STUDY THE LIBRARY'S RESTORATION, 165 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,068 TO INSTEAD DEMO THE... - IS, UM... 166 00:07:40,155 --> 00:07:41,983 ANYBODY ELSE QUESTIONING THESE NUMBERS 167 00:07:42,070 --> 00:07:45,116 WE'VE BEEN PLAYING FOR OVER TEN FREAKIN' YEARS? 168 00:07:45,203 --> 00:07:47,031 ED, I UNDERSTAND. 169 00:07:47,118 --> 00:07:48,946 YOU KNOW, YOUR OLD MAN WON THAT SWEEPSTAKES 170 00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:50,905 WITH THE 12 LUCKY TICKETS. 171 00:07:50,992 --> 00:07:52,384 - ONE FOR EACH APOSTLE. 172 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,864 - YOU DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN RELIGION. 173 00:07:53,951 --> 00:07:55,736 - I BELIEVE IN FATE. 174 00:07:55,823 --> 00:07:58,390 - SO WE WERE FATED TO PLAY 6,000 LOTTO TICKETS 175 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,088 AND NOT WIN A DIME. 176 00:08:00,175 --> 00:08:01,829 - STARTING TO SOUND LIKE YOU'RE BLAMING ME FOR SOMETHING. 177 00:08:01,916 --> 00:08:04,484 - I'M NOT BLAMING YOU, I-- 178 00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:06,834 BUT... LET'S LOOK AT THIS. 179 00:08:06,921 --> 00:08:10,577 DOES ANYONE CONSIDER THESE MIGHT BE OUR UNLUCKY NUMBERS? 180 00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:12,361 I MEAN, 12 AND 13. 181 00:08:12,448 --> 00:08:15,451 WELL, THOSE ARE FOR YOUR ANNIVERSARY, RIGHT, JESS? 182 00:08:15,538 --> 00:08:18,062 - YEAH. WHY? 183 00:08:18,149 --> 00:08:20,717 - HOW LONG YOU BEEN DIVORCED? 184 00:08:20,804 --> 00:08:22,937 - HEY, I HAPPEN TO LIKE MY BIRTHDAY. 185 00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:24,939 - I GOT NO PROBLEM WITH YOUR BIRTHDAY, TONI. 186 00:08:25,026 --> 00:08:26,070 ED'S BIRTHDAY... 187 00:08:26,157 --> 00:08:27,419 - IT WASN'T MY FAULT 188 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,552 I WAS BORN THE SAME DAY AS HITLER. 189 00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:31,380 - OH. 190 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:35,427 - NO, IT WASN'T. IT WAS FATE, RIGHT? 191 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:38,996 I MEAN, ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT, UH, 192 00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:40,389 GUYS, NONE OF US HAVE ANY MONEY 193 00:08:40,476 --> 00:08:42,260 TO WASTE ANYMORE. 194 00:08:42,347 --> 00:08:44,306 I KNOW IT'S JUST A COUPLE OF BUCKS A WEEK, 195 00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:45,960 BUT WITH THE MONEY WE'VE SPENT SO FAR, 196 00:08:46,047 --> 00:08:47,657 WE COULD HAVE BOUGHT SOME BOOKS. 197 00:08:47,744 --> 00:08:51,008 WE COULD HAVE, I DON'T KNOW, PLANTED A GARDEN. 198 00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:52,967 WE COULD BE SENDING A BETTER MESSAGE TO OUR STUDENTS 199 00:08:53,054 --> 00:08:55,839 THAN, "GROW UP AND GET TOGETHER ONCE A WEEK 200 00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:57,711 AND PRAY FOR A MIRACLE." - NAH, COME ON, LLOYD. 201 00:08:57,798 --> 00:08:59,451 NOW, WHAT IS NOT WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE. 202 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,627 - I'M JUST HERE FOR THE BEER. 203 00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:02,977 - HERE, HAL. 204 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:04,892 HERE YOU GO. I'M OUT OF HERE. 205 00:09:04,979 --> 00:09:06,633 - THAT COVER NEXT WEEK'S TICKETS? 206 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:10,201 - NOPE, THAT'S JUST FOR THE BEER AND THE MYSTERY MEAT. 207 00:09:10,288 --> 00:09:13,727 - LLOYD. YOU OUT? 208 00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:15,555 - COME ON, STICK AROUND. PLAY SOME DARTS. 209 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:17,600 - YEAH. 210 00:09:17,687 --> 00:09:20,342 YOU REALLY OUT? 211 00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:21,691 - GOOD LUCK, GUYS. 212 00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:29,307 - GOT A BAD-ASS ATTITUDE. 213 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:45,672 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY. 214 00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:47,412 THESE ARE OUR LUCKY NUMBERS: 215 00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:50,111 ANNIVERSARIES, KIDS' BIRTHDAYS. 216 00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:53,418 THAT'S WHO WE ARE. - YOU SAYING WE'RE LOSERS? 217 00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:02,819 - OKAY. WHO'S BEING CUT? 218 00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:10,784 - ALL OF THEM. 219 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:13,656 DO ME A FAVOR: DON'T-- DON'T SAY ANYTHING. 220 00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:15,223 LET'S LET 'EM HAVE THIS LAST NIGHT 221 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:16,746 BEFORE THEY GIVE UP ON THIS PLACE FOR GOOD. 222 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:30,673 - ♪ WHAT'S A FIGHT WITH THE RIGHT TO KEEP IT CLEAN ♪ 223 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:33,633 ♪ WHAT'S THE HARM FROM AN ANGLE OF DEFEAT ♪ 224 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:36,810 ♪ IF EVERY STEP WE LIVE OUTSIDE ♪ 225 00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:39,943 - IS HE OKAY? - SURE, HE'S FINE. 226 00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:41,728 - ♪ AND GO TO SLEEP ♪ 227 00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:43,555 - SO WE'RE STILL GONNA DO THIS? 228 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,167 - SURE, OF COURSE. NOW, I'LL COVER HIS BET. 229 00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:49,474 - AW, MAN, WITH A STREAK LIKE OURS. 230 00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:53,217 - ♪ SELL A TALE AT A PRICE WE CAN AGREE ♪ 231 00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:54,741 ♪ WHAT'S THE HARM IN CHARGING... ♪ 232 00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:58,048 - HEY. I GOT YOU COVERED, OKAY? 233 00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:00,050 - ♪ JUST TO STOP THEM FROM BELIEF ♪ 234 00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:03,445 - I'LL BUY THE TICKETS ON MY WAY UP TO THE LAKE. 235 00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:05,360 ALL RIGHT? 236 00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:09,756 - ♪ OH, WHERE THEY CAN NEVER REACH ♪ 237 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,725 - CAROLINE, SHUT UP. 238 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,335 - ROMEO... 239 00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:25,772 - YOU ARE DEFINITELY OVER YOUR VIDEO LIMIT. 240 00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:27,599 UPSTAIRS. MATH. 241 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,340 CAROLINE, SWEETHEART, CAN YOU PLEASE 242 00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:31,603 GO AND DECLAIM SOMEWHERE ELSE, ALL RIGHT? 243 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:35,477 HEY, YOU. - HEY. 244 00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:39,176 - DID YOU TELL THEM? 245 00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:42,397 - WHAT WAS I GONNA SAY? 246 00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,573 "THANK YOU FOR 20 YEARS OF DEDICATION, 247 00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:47,794 "BUT YOU BETTER GO FIND SOMEPLACE TO FLIP BURGERS NOW, 248 00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:49,534 "BECAUSE, SPORTS ARENAS, 249 00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:51,841 THEY BUY MORE BOATS THAN STUDENTS WHO CAN READ." 250 00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:58,326 - NOBODY'S GONNA TALK TO ME ANYMORE. 251 00:11:58,413 --> 00:11:59,762 - YES, THEY WILL. 252 00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:01,590 NOBODY THINKS THIS IS YOUR FAULT. 253 00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:05,768 - YEAH. MAYBE. 254 00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,596 MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE STUCK TO TEACHING HISTORY. 255 00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:08,771 - YOU HUNGRY? 256 00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:12,819 I, UH... 257 00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:14,646 ATE SOME MEATLOAF. 258 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,039 - EWW. 259 00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:18,172 TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT THAT. 260 00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:20,827 - I THINK IT'S DOG. 261 00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:23,699 - YEAH, I'M NOT HUNGRY. 262 00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:42,196 JUST KEEP LOOKING FOR SIGNS. 263 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:44,676 SOMETHING THAT TELL ME WHAT TO DO. 264 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,809 - HOW DO YOU MEAN? 265 00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,811 - I KNOW I'M SUPERSTITIOUS. 266 00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:50,726 - ECCENTRIC, ED. - NO. 267 00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:53,120 - YOU'RE ECCENTRIC. 268 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:56,166 - THERE'S JUST SOMETHING OUT THERE YOU GOTTA FIND. 269 00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:58,603 AT SOME POINT, YOU EITHER GIVE UP ON IT 270 00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:02,651 OR DECIDE YOU'RE GONNA DO BATTLE. 271 00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:05,959 MY STOMACH'S GROWLING. 272 00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:07,961 WANNA STOP TO GET LUNCH? 273 00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:11,007 - DON'T KNOW WHERE, WAY OUT HERE. 274 00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:21,931 WOULDN'T GO COUNTING ON THAT AS ANY BIG SIGN. 275 00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:30,287 WELL, THAT WAS FATE. 276 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,422 - HEY, WAIT, WAIT. 277 00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:36,728 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS? 278 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:40,950 - PICK ONE, OF COURSE. - THEY'RE ONLY COOKIES, ED. 279 00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:47,043 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OUT OF LUCK. 280 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,572 GO AHEAD. TAKE ANOTHER. 281 00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:56,487 LEGEND SAYS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PICK THE ONE 282 00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:58,315 THAT'S POINTING AT YOU. 283 00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:03,625 - BUT REMEMBER TO EAT THE WHOLE THING, 284 00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:05,932 OR IT WON'T COME TRUE. 285 00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:08,499 OR WAS IT, YOU EAT THE FORTUNE 286 00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,675 AND... 287 00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:11,851 HMM. 288 00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:14,679 - SOMETIMES, 289 00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:19,206 YOU'VE JUST GOTTA TAKE THINGS INTO YOUR OWN HANDS. 290 00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:33,307 - WHAT'S IT SAY? 291 00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:36,876 - YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL. 292 00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:03,424 - THIS IS AWESOME. 293 00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:37,023 - LLOYD... 294 00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:40,678 YOU READY FOR SOME PAIN? 295 00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:53,082 - YES. - THE MAYOR'S HERE 296 00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:55,432 FOR YOUR LIST OF CUTS. - MM-HMM. 297 00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:59,088 YEAH, SEND HER IN. 298 00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:15,104 - IT'S TIME TO SHARE THE PAIN, LLOYD. 299 00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:17,977 SHARE THE PAIN. - THAT'S A GREAT SLOGAN. 300 00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:20,457 YOU SHOULD RUN ON THAT. 301 00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:22,155 YOU KNOW, SHIRLEY, 302 00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:24,418 WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT THE WHOLE SCHOOL DOWN? 303 00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:26,289 I MEAN, ALL THESE KIDS REALLY NEED TO KNOW 304 00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:29,205 IS HOW TO SUPERSIZE A FRIGGIN' COMBO MEAL, RIGHT? 305 00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:31,381 - YOU STILL CAN'T GET YOUR MOUTH AROUND THE WORD "FUCKIN'." 306 00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:33,601 IF YOU'D FIGURED THAT OUT 20 YEARS AGO, 307 00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:36,082 YOU MIGHT BE DOING SOMETHING WORTHWHILE BY NOW. 308 00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:37,518 - YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO PROBLEM 309 00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:40,347 GETTING YOUR MOUTH AROUND THINGS. 310 00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,479 - YOU GOT YOUR LIST? 311 00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:44,438 - YEAH. 312 00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,614 I GOT IT. 313 00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,224 I DIDN'T FIRE ANY FIREFIGHTERS 314 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,270 OR ANYTHING HEROIC LIKE THAT, 315 00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:51,967 JUST LET GO OF THE LAST PEOPLE 316 00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,490 COMMITTED TO THIS CITY'S FUTURE. 317 00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:54,883 THAT'S ALL. 318 00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:57,016 - ♪ DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE ♪ 319 00:16:57,103 --> 00:17:00,106 - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? - ♪ THE RIVERSIDE ♪ 320 00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:01,498 - THAT WOULD BE ONE OF THE BUDGET CUTS. 321 00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:02,543 - OH. 322 00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:11,204 - SO, UH... - HMM? 323 00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:14,511 - I GUESS LAST NIGHT MAKES SENSE NOW. 324 00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:17,384 LLOYD'S CANNING US. 325 00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:20,604 ALL OF US. 326 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,611 - NOW, EVERYBODY, GATHER AROUND. 327 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:30,527 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND. 328 00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:32,051 - HERE'S THE THING. 329 00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:33,487 SCHOOL BOARD HAS ANNOUNCED 330 00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:35,228 THAT THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO CUT FUNDING 331 00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:37,143 FOR ALL INTRAMURAL SPORTS, INCLUDING FOOTBALL. 332 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:38,840 all: WHAT? 333 00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,233 - SO THEY'RE GONNA CANCEL THE REST OF THE SEASON. 334 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,799 THEY SAID WE COULD KEEP PLAYING, 335 00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:43,888 IF WE WANTED TO ACCEPT CERTAIN RULE CHANGES. 336 00:17:43,975 --> 00:17:45,673 I TOLD 'EM TO SHOVE IT UP THEIR ASS. 337 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,588 - WHAT KIND OF RULES, COACH? - TWO-HANDED TOUCH. 338 00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:50,243 NO RUSHING THE PASSER TILL FIVE-MISSISSIPPI. 339 00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:51,896 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? - FUCK THAT! 340 00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:54,073 THAT'S SOME BULLSHIT! 341 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,857 - BUT I WOULD RATHER FORFEIT ALL OF OUR GAMES 342 00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:57,728 THAN TURN YOU GUYS INTO A BUNCH OF PUSSIES! 343 00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,556 - THAT'S RIGHT, COACH! - THAT'S RIGHT! 344 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,996 - ♪ YEAH ♪ 345 00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:19,010 ♪ HA HA ♪ 346 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:22,884 ♪ YEAH ♪ 347 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,018 ♪ ALL RIGHT ♪ 348 00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,589 ♪ YEAH ♪ 349 00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,025 ♪ AH HA YEAH ♪ 350 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,376 - JUST BE KIND OF CALM. 351 00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:42,730 - IT'S $10.45 FOR THAT TOY GUN. 352 00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:44,775 AND I'LL SUGGEST YOU WANT TO PUT THE SKI MASK 353 00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,081 BACK ON AISLE SEVEN, OR I'M GONNA HAVE 354 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,604 TO CHARGE YOU FOR THAT TOO. 355 00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:49,476 NOW, YOU GOT ANYTHING ELSE UNDER THERE? 356 00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:59,573 NOW, YOU COULD HAVE GOT A DISCOUNT ON THE GUN SET, 357 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:00,574 BUT YOU OPENED IT. 358 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,926 MAKEUP SET. THAT'S CLEARANCE. 359 00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:07,885 THERE'S THAT. 360 00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:09,322 JESS, MAN, YOU STONED AGAIN? 361 00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:11,324 MAN, YOU GO ON DOING THIS, 362 00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,543 AND SOMEBODY MIGHT JUST SHOOT YOU FOR THE HELL OF IT. 363 00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:17,634 - HEY, OH! 364 00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:20,898 GET IN THE KITCHEN. COME BACK HERE. 365 00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:22,944 A GUN, HUH? 366 00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:25,555 - YEAH, IT'S ALL THEY HAD. 367 00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:28,906 - UM, SO HOW ABOUT THE CHECK, JESS? 368 00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:33,215 YOU BUY PRESENTS, I CAN'T BUY CLOTHES. 369 00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:39,178 GOD DAMN IT, JESSIE. YOU'RE LIKE A KID. 370 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:40,701 YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T GET VISITATION 371 00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:42,268 WITHOUT CHILD SUPPORT. 372 00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:43,834 - I'M ON TO SOMETHING. 373 00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,836 OKAY? JUST GIVE ME A LITTLE BIT OF TIME. 374 00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,795 - RIGHT, RIGHT, ONE OF YOUR GROW LIGHT POT SCHEMES 375 00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:49,405 WITH NICKY? 376 00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:52,060 I'M SORRY, JESSIE, BUT NO CHECK, 377 00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:54,280 NO KIDS. 378 00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:58,153 I DON'T WANNA DO THIS ANYMORE. 379 00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:06,640 - THE INTERNSHIP'S A CROCK OF SHIT. 380 00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:10,296 THOUGHT IT WAS A GREAT STEP. 381 00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:12,341 GET ME INTO POLITICS. 382 00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:14,300 GET REAL EXPERIENCE. 383 00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:16,519 BUT THE MAYOR'S SUCH A FREAK. 384 00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:22,133 IF THIS IS POLITICS, I SHOULD HAVE DROPPED OUT INSTEAD. 385 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,963 WALKED MAIN IN GARTERS. 386 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:29,140 BEEN A CRACK WHORE AND WORKED MY WAY UP. 387 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,882 RUN FOR MAYOR MYSELF. - MM-HMM. 388 00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:33,623 - ARE YOU PAYING ANY ATTENTION? 389 00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:37,932 I'M SORRY. 390 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:42,850 I JUST FOUND OUT TODAY'S MY LAST DAY. 391 00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:46,984 - YEAH, I KNOW. 392 00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:49,335 - YOU KNOW? 393 00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:52,338 - INTERNSHIP'S IN MAYOR'S OFFICE. 394 00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:54,731 - OH, YEAH. RIGHT. 395 00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:57,168 HOW'S THAT GOING? 396 00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:23,543 - YOU OKAY THERE? 397 00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:26,633 YOU'RE WORRYING ME. 398 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,940 YOU GOTTA STOP TAKING ALL THAT SUPERSTITION CRAP 399 00:21:30,027 --> 00:21:31,420 SO SERIOUSLY. 400 00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:36,425 - YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE GREEN. 401 00:21:37,861 --> 00:21:40,951 I'M NOT SO SURE THAT WAS CHICKEN. 402 00:22:15,986 --> 00:22:19,512 - ♪ LOVE ♪ 403 00:22:19,599 --> 00:22:22,166 ♪ IN THE SUMMER ♪ 404 00:22:26,432 --> 00:22:30,958 ♪ HOT, DRY AND ♪ 405 00:22:35,528 --> 00:22:38,444 ♪ ON A ♪ 406 00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:42,056 ♪ LIZARD HIGHWAY ♪ 407 00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:50,847 ♪ I HAVE NO NAME ♪ 408 00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:57,898 - IS THAT FATE I SEE IN YOUR HANDS? 409 00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:05,427 - ♪ AND I ♪ 410 00:23:05,514 --> 00:23:06,907 ♪ ALWAYS KNEW ♪ 411 00:23:08,865 --> 00:23:09,823 - MAY? 412 00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:10,867 - YOU ON THE ROAD, BABY? 413 00:23:10,954 --> 00:23:12,086 - YEAH. YEAH. 414 00:23:12,173 --> 00:23:13,174 WE--WE'RE MAKING GOOD TIME. 415 00:23:13,261 --> 00:23:14,567 I HAD SOME BAD CHICKEN. 416 00:23:14,654 --> 00:23:17,091 I--IT'S SORT OF A REVELATION. 417 00:23:17,178 --> 00:23:18,875 LIKE WHEN GOD TALKS AT YOU. 418 00:23:18,962 --> 00:23:20,224 - ABOUT THE CHICKEN? - NO, MAY. 419 00:23:20,311 --> 00:23:21,878 NOT ABOUT THE CHICKEN. 420 00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:23,880 I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THAT LATER, WHEN I GET BACK. 421 00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:25,316 I JUST STOPPED TO PURCHASE A-- 422 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:26,970 - JUST--JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME, ED. 423 00:23:27,057 --> 00:23:28,189 - HEY... - ED... 424 00:23:28,276 --> 00:23:30,104 - WHAT? - ED, ARE YOU THERE? 425 00:23:30,191 --> 00:23:31,148 - HEY, MAY, MAY-- 426 00:23:31,235 --> 00:23:33,107 MAY! - WHO? 427 00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:35,022 - DAMN. 428 00:23:41,985 --> 00:23:43,334 HMM. 429 00:23:48,992 --> 00:23:51,386 BOUGHT 12 TICKETS... 430 00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:55,042 IN THIS LOTTERY, EVERY WEEK, 431 00:23:55,129 --> 00:23:57,479 SINCE TIME BEGAN. 432 00:23:57,566 --> 00:24:00,439 AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 433 00:24:00,526 --> 00:24:03,224 I HAVEN'T WON A THING. 434 00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:07,054 I'M NOT--I'M NOT-- I'M NOT COMPLAINING. 435 00:24:07,141 --> 00:24:09,404 NOT COMPLAINING. 436 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:14,496 JUST... 437 00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:16,672 IS THIS IT? 438 00:24:16,759 --> 00:24:18,935 - GOT YOUR NUMBERS? 439 00:24:19,022 --> 00:24:20,676 male announcer: IT'S LOTTO FEVER AGAIN, 440 00:24:20,763 --> 00:24:22,417 AND THE INTERNET'S ABUZZ WITH HOW TO WIN THE LOTTERY 441 00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:24,375 AND SPEND YOUR WINNINGS. - DON'T PEOPLE KNOW THE ODDS ARE 442 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,508 THEY CAN GUESS THE PHONE NUMBER OF THE PERSON SITTING 443 00:24:26,595 --> 00:24:27,988 NEXT TO THEM BEFORE HITTING THAT JACKPOT? 444 00:24:28,075 --> 00:24:29,859 THEY WANT AN ARTICLE ON HOW TO INCREASE 445 00:24:29,946 --> 00:24:31,557 THEIR ODDS OF WINNING, IT WOULD GO GREAT WITH THE ONE 446 00:24:31,644 --> 00:24:33,297 ON HOW TO HOUSEBREAK THEIR UNICORN. 447 00:24:33,384 --> 00:24:34,951 - COME ON, THIS MIGHT BE MANY PEOPLE'S ONLY CHANCE. 448 00:24:35,038 --> 00:24:36,692 I MEAN, ONE CHANCE IS BETTER THAN NONE. 449 00:24:36,779 --> 00:24:38,433 - YEAH, HOPE'S ALIVE AND WELL IN THE MOTOR CITY, 450 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,000 BUT WHEN YOU WAKE UP TOMORROW MORNING 451 00:24:40,087 --> 00:24:42,611 AND MONEY HASN'T FALLEN FROM THE SKY, THEN WHAT? 452 00:24:42,698 --> 00:24:44,265 - WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT WEEK. 453 00:24:44,352 --> 00:24:47,747 - THINK HE'LL EVEN SHOW UP? - I WOULDN'T. 454 00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:50,401 - I SAY, IF HE DOES, WE PUNCH HIM IN THE THROAT. 455 00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,012 CUT OFF HIS AIR SUPPLY. 456 00:24:52,099 --> 00:24:54,841 male announcer: WITH A JACKPOT OF $252 MILLION, 457 00:24:54,928 --> 00:24:57,408 THIS IS SURE TO BE ONE FOR THE RECORD BOOKS. 458 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:59,193 CHECK YOUR NUMBERS CAREFULLY, 459 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,935 AS YOU MAY ALREADY BE HOLDING THE KEY TO YOUR DREAMS. 460 00:25:02,022 --> 00:25:03,719 BE SURE TO COME BACK AFTER THE BREAK, 461 00:25:03,806 --> 00:25:06,635 IN TIME FOR THIS WEEK'S DRAWING. 462 00:25:08,811 --> 00:25:10,334 - THANK YOU, REG. 463 00:25:10,421 --> 00:25:12,162 - MY PLEASURE, MR. COOLIDGE. 464 00:25:15,688 --> 00:25:17,124 - HEY, REG. 465 00:25:17,211 --> 00:25:19,474 YOU GOT ANY SPECIALS? 466 00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:22,738 - NO. 467 00:25:22,825 --> 00:25:24,566 - OKAY, UM... 468 00:25:24,653 --> 00:25:26,742 SOME PORK CHOPS THEN. 469 00:25:26,829 --> 00:25:29,484 - THOUGHT IT WAS A FINE IDEA TO CANCEL FOOTBALL? 470 00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:30,746 MY SON'S BEEN WAITING THREE SEASONS 471 00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:32,269 FOR A SC-- - LOOK... 472 00:25:32,356 --> 00:25:34,794 WE JUST DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY. 473 00:25:34,881 --> 00:25:36,012 HOW COME YOU'RE SO NICE TO COOLIDGE? 474 00:25:36,099 --> 00:25:37,971 DIDN'T HE EVICT YOU? 475 00:25:38,058 --> 00:25:40,451 - 'CAUSE HE'S THE ONLY ONE STILL BUYS A FINE SIDE OF MEAT. 476 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,105 BANKSTERS STOPPED BUYING THEM IN THE GRAVE. 477 00:25:42,192 --> 00:25:44,455 - BANKSTERS? - FINANCED GANGSTERS. 478 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,675 MY SON COPS A DOUGHNUT FROM THE LIQUOR STORE, 479 00:25:46,762 --> 00:25:48,242 YOU BET YOUR ASS HE'S IN JAIL. 480 00:25:48,329 --> 00:25:50,766 THEY ROB PENSION FUNDS, LIFE SAVINGS, 481 00:25:50,853 --> 00:25:53,508 AND GET A BIGGER BONUS. 482 00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:56,424 THIS YEAR WAS MY SON'S LAST CHANCE. 483 00:25:56,511 --> 00:25:58,948 WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU? 484 00:25:59,035 --> 00:26:00,733 YOU'RE NOT THE LAWYER THAT I REMEMBER-- 485 00:26:00,820 --> 00:26:03,039 GETTING STONED BEHIND THE QUAD AND PLAYING PRANKS. 486 00:26:03,126 --> 00:26:05,651 HE WOULD HAVE NEVER SOLD OUT HIS FRIENDS. 487 00:26:05,738 --> 00:26:08,262 - IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, I'M THE PRINCIPAL NOW. 488 00:26:08,349 --> 00:26:10,046 OKAY? AND THERE REALLY IS NOTHING I CAN DO. 489 00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:11,744 I DON'T WANT TO CUT FOOTBALL. 490 00:26:11,831 --> 00:26:13,397 - LIKE YOU SAID, YOU'RE THE MAN. 491 00:26:13,484 --> 00:26:16,139 - NOT REALLY. I MEAN, THEY GIVE ME A BUDGET. 492 00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:17,401 I'VE GOT TO MAKE THAT BUDGET WORK. 493 00:26:17,488 --> 00:26:18,446 AND WITH ALL THESE CUTS, I-- 494 00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:20,187 - SOMEONE SAYS "LEAN," 495 00:26:20,274 --> 00:26:23,669 YOU THINK I CUT OFF THE GOOD MEAT? 496 00:26:23,756 --> 00:26:27,020 YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU GOT NO FAT IN YOUR BUDGET? 497 00:26:27,107 --> 00:26:29,762 - I THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THE MAN. 498 00:26:31,938 --> 00:26:34,070 announcer: REMEMBER TO CHECK YOUR NUMBERS CLOSELY. 499 00:26:34,157 --> 00:26:37,726 OUR FIRST NUMBER TONIGHT IS 40. 500 00:26:37,813 --> 00:26:39,336 - MM! announcer: THAT'S FOLLOWED BY... 501 00:26:39,423 --> 00:26:41,121 19. - OOH! 502 00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:44,907 announcer: NEXT, WE HAVE 22. 503 00:26:44,994 --> 00:26:47,040 AND FOR OUR NEXT WHITE BALL... - HEY, GUYS... 504 00:26:47,127 --> 00:26:49,346 announcer: THE NUMBER THREE. 505 00:26:49,433 --> 00:26:51,044 - HEY, GUYS! 506 00:26:51,131 --> 00:26:53,655 announcer: AND THE FINAL WHITE BALL FOR TONIGHT... 507 00:26:53,742 --> 00:26:55,396 IS 12. 508 00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:57,050 - OH, MY GOD. 509 00:26:57,137 --> 00:26:58,312 OH, MY GOD, WE WON SOMETHING. 510 00:26:58,399 --> 00:26:59,879 announcer: AND NOW... - GUYS! 511 00:26:59,966 --> 00:27:01,489 announcer: FOR THE GOLD MEGA BALL, 512 00:27:01,576 --> 00:27:03,360 FOR A RECORD JACKPOT... - OH, MY GOD, WE WON. 513 00:27:03,447 --> 00:27:08,888 - WORTH $252 MILLION... 514 00:27:08,975 --> 00:27:11,630 TONIGHT'S MEGA BALL IS... 515 00:27:11,717 --> 00:27:13,066 TWO! 516 00:27:13,153 --> 00:27:14,067 - WHAT WAS THE FIRST NUMBER? 517 00:27:14,154 --> 00:27:15,068 - 40. 518 00:27:15,155 --> 00:27:16,722 AND THE BONUS WAS TWO. 519 00:27:16,809 --> 00:27:17,723 - OH, MY GOD. 520 00:27:17,810 --> 00:27:19,072 OH, MY GOD. 521 00:27:19,159 --> 00:27:21,117 - NAH. - IS THAT OUR TICKET? 522 00:27:21,204 --> 00:27:23,119 - I'M GONNA CHECK YOUR DAMN NUMBERS ON THE WALL. 523 00:27:23,206 --> 00:27:25,078 - WE WON. 524 00:27:25,165 --> 00:27:26,122 announcer: FOR ALL THOSE WHO NEED IT... 525 00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:27,689 - I'M DREAMING. 526 00:27:27,776 --> 00:27:29,343 SOMEHOW, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT. 527 00:27:29,430 --> 00:27:30,910 LIKE... announcer: YOUR LOTTERY DOLLARS 528 00:27:30,997 --> 00:27:32,302 GO DIRECTLY TO SUPPORT LOCAL... 529 00:27:32,389 --> 00:27:34,130 - ANGELS OR MUSIC OR SOMETHING. 530 00:27:34,217 --> 00:27:36,567 - HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. 531 00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:56,326 announcer: WE'LL SEE YOU AGAIN NEXT THURSDAY. 532 00:27:56,413 --> 00:27:58,546 - HEY, EVERYBODY. 533 00:27:58,633 --> 00:28:00,766 UM... 534 00:28:00,853 --> 00:28:04,160 LOOK, I KNOW I'M THE LAST PERSON YOU WANT TO SEE RIGHT NOW. 535 00:28:04,247 --> 00:28:06,989 I PROBABLY--PROBABLY SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE. 536 00:28:07,076 --> 00:28:10,166 BUT, UM, I JUST-- I JUST WANTED TO COME BY AND... 537 00:28:10,253 --> 00:28:12,125 - APOLOGIZE. 538 00:28:12,212 --> 00:28:15,606 I'M REALLY SORRY. 539 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:18,174 - TONI, IT'S... IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. 540 00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:21,134 IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. 541 00:28:21,221 --> 00:28:22,701 - LOOK... 542 00:28:22,788 --> 00:28:25,007 WE'RE GONNA-- WE'RE GONNA CUT THE FAT. 543 00:28:25,094 --> 00:28:26,356 WE'RE GONNA FIND THE MONEY. 544 00:28:26,443 --> 00:28:27,793 I'M GONNA DO WHATEVER IT TAKES 545 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,186 TO GET YOU GUYS YOUR JOBS BACK, OKAY? 546 00:28:30,273 --> 00:28:31,927 - YEAH, SEE, THE THING IS IS, UH, 547 00:28:32,014 --> 00:28:33,973 I DON'T THINK WE'RE GONNA WANT OUR JOBS BACK. 548 00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:35,931 - NAH. - OH, PLEASE. 549 00:28:36,018 --> 00:28:37,933 DON'T--DON'T BE LIKE THAT, GUYS, ALL RIGHT? 550 00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:40,631 WE'RE STILL A TEAM. WE'RE STILL... 551 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,503 - WE WON. 552 00:28:44,287 --> 00:28:46,942 - OH, NOBODY WINS IN THESE SITUATIONS. 553 00:28:47,029 --> 00:28:49,684 - WE...WON. 554 00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:51,251 - ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS ARE FREAKING ME OUT. 555 00:28:51,338 --> 00:28:52,774 WHAT DID YOU WIN? 556 00:28:52,861 --> 00:28:54,820 - WE WON. WE WON! 557 00:28:54,907 --> 00:28:56,299 WE WON! 558 00:28:56,386 --> 00:28:57,997 - THE NUMBERS THAT YOU ALWAYS BET... 559 00:28:58,084 --> 00:29:01,827 YOU FINALLY HIT! I CHECKED IT 50 TIMES! 560 00:29:01,914 --> 00:29:04,264 - WE WON! 561 00:29:07,571 --> 00:29:09,225 - THAT'S GREAT, YOU GUYS. 562 00:29:09,312 --> 00:29:10,879 I'M--WOW. 563 00:29:10,966 --> 00:29:13,142 THAT'S--I'M REALLY, REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU. 564 00:29:13,229 --> 00:29:14,796 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - YOU KEPT THE FAITH. 565 00:29:14,883 --> 00:29:16,319 AND THAT'S-- 566 00:29:16,406 --> 00:29:19,279 WELL, YOU GUYS, I DIDN'T BUY IN THIS WEEK. 567 00:29:19,366 --> 00:29:22,456 - ED SPOTTED YOU AND JESSIE. 568 00:29:22,543 --> 00:29:24,023 YOU BOTH WON! 569 00:29:24,110 --> 00:29:25,676 - UH, HOW MUCH? 570 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:28,244 - UH, UH, UH-- - $252 MILLION! 571 00:29:28,331 --> 00:29:29,680 - $252 MILLION! 572 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,421 - OH, MY GOD. 573 00:29:31,508 --> 00:29:32,683 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, SO, WAIT. 574 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:34,250 - NO. NO. 575 00:29:34,337 --> 00:29:35,991 - YES! - I'M A MILLIONAIRE? 576 00:29:36,078 --> 00:29:38,951 - YOU'RE A MILLIONAIRE, AND YOU ARE A MILLIONAIRE, 577 00:29:39,038 --> 00:29:41,954 AND YOU ARE A MILLIONAIRE, AND YOU'RE A MILLIONAIRE. 578 00:29:42,041 --> 00:29:45,871 AND THAT'S A MILLIONAIRE, AND I AM A MILLIONAIRE! 579 00:29:48,743 --> 00:29:50,614 YEAH! 580 00:30:14,464 --> 00:30:19,339 - HEY, WE SHOULD GO LOOK FOR ED. 581 00:30:19,426 --> 00:30:21,776 - LILLY! OPEN UP! 582 00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:23,299 LILLY! 583 00:30:23,386 --> 00:30:24,735 LILLY, OPEN THE DOOR. I GOT-- 584 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,868 HA HA. YES. 585 00:30:26,955 --> 00:30:28,652 LILLY! 586 00:30:28,739 --> 00:30:30,263 LILLY! LILLY! 587 00:30:30,350 --> 00:30:31,960 - WHAT THE HELL, JESSIE? 588 00:30:32,047 --> 00:30:33,788 I TOLD YOU IF YOU SHOWED UP HERE AGAIN DRUNK, 589 00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:35,659 I'D HAVE TO CALL THE COPS. - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 590 00:30:35,746 --> 00:30:36,922 IT'S DIFFERENT NOW. 591 00:30:37,009 --> 00:30:38,793 I'M RICH! 592 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,056 - OHH, GOD, JESSIE, WHAT DID YOU DO? 593 00:30:41,143 --> 00:30:44,320 - WELL, I WON THE FUCKIN' LOTTERY. 594 00:30:44,407 --> 00:30:46,496 - JESSIE, YOU'VE GOT TO GET OFF THE DRUGS. 595 00:30:46,583 --> 00:30:48,324 - NO...NO. 596 00:30:48,411 --> 00:30:49,935 I CAN BUY ANYTHING NOW. 597 00:30:50,022 --> 00:30:51,501 I CAN BUY YOU ANYTHING NOW! 598 00:30:51,588 --> 00:30:53,329 - ALL RIGHT, JESSIE, YOU DON'T GET IT. 599 00:30:53,416 --> 00:30:55,331 YOU COULD BE THE RICHEST GUY ON EARTH, 600 00:30:55,418 --> 00:30:56,985 AND I STILL WOULDN'T LET YOU IN THAT APARTMENT. 601 00:30:57,072 --> 00:30:59,509 NOW, GO SLEEP IT OFF. 602 00:30:59,596 --> 00:31:02,338 - WHAT? 603 00:31:02,425 --> 00:31:05,080 WHAT? 604 00:31:16,178 --> 00:31:17,658 UHH! 605 00:31:38,418 --> 00:31:40,811 - AW, YEAH. 606 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,639 WHO'S THE KING? 607 00:31:59,091 --> 00:32:01,006 - ♪ THERE'S ME ♪ 608 00:32:01,093 --> 00:32:03,269 ♪ THERE'S YOU ♪ 609 00:32:03,356 --> 00:32:06,402 ♪ THERE'S TOO MANY RABID RABBITS ♪ 610 00:32:06,489 --> 00:32:09,014 ♪ IN THE PETTING ZOO ♪ 611 00:32:10,493 --> 00:32:13,496 - ♪ THERE'S ME, THERE'S YOU ♪ 612 00:32:13,583 --> 00:32:15,629 ♪ THERE'S HIM ♪ - OHH. 613 00:32:15,716 --> 00:32:18,414 - ♪ THERE'S A MONKEY WITH A BRIGHT RED BUTT ♪ 614 00:32:18,501 --> 00:32:21,026 ♪ IN MY JUNGLE GYM ♪ 615 00:32:21,113 --> 00:32:23,680 - JESSIE, OPEN THIS DOOR! - HEY, MAY! 616 00:32:23,767 --> 00:32:25,944 - OPEN THE DOOR, JESSIE. 617 00:32:26,031 --> 00:32:27,597 - ♪ HERE'S ME ♪ 618 00:32:27,684 --> 00:32:29,904 - ALL RIGHT. - ♪ I'M LIKE A RODEO BULL ♪ 619 00:32:29,991 --> 00:32:32,037 ♪ GOT MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL ♪ - JESSIE! 620 00:32:32,124 --> 00:32:34,039 OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR. - I GOT IT, I GOT. 621 00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,435 - OOF! 622 00:32:39,522 --> 00:32:42,525 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? 623 00:32:45,311 --> 00:32:46,877 - I'M RICH. 624 00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:49,010 GET OUT THIS DAMN BUS. 625 00:32:51,317 --> 00:32:54,711 - HE'S JUST RAMBLING ABOUT ALL SORTS OF STORIES 626 00:32:54,798 --> 00:32:57,366 AND THE LOTTERY AND HIS KIDS AND THINGS. 627 00:32:57,453 --> 00:32:58,846 I DIDN'T KNOW WHO TO CALL. 628 00:32:58,933 --> 00:33:00,500 ED'S NOT BACK FOR FOUR DAYS. 629 00:33:00,587 --> 00:33:02,067 - MAY... - HMM? 630 00:33:02,154 --> 00:33:05,418 - THE LOTTERY THING... THAT'S KIND OF TRUE. 631 00:33:05,505 --> 00:33:07,420 - WHAT, HE ACTUALLY WON SOME MONEY? 632 00:33:07,507 --> 00:33:09,900 - ACTUALLY, WE ALL WON SOME MONEY. 633 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:12,338 I WAS GONNA TRY TO CALL YOU THIS MORNING, 634 00:33:12,425 --> 00:33:13,904 JUST TO SEE IF WE COULD GET AHOLD OF ED. 635 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,906 - UP AT THE CABIN? WHY WOULD WE DO THAT? 636 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:18,474 - 'CAUSE IT'S KIND OF BIG. 637 00:33:18,561 --> 00:33:21,086 - BIG? HOW BIG? 638 00:33:21,173 --> 00:33:24,263 - BIG. - LLOYD. 639 00:33:24,350 --> 00:33:28,919 - IT'S A COUPLE HUNDRED MILLION. 640 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:31,574 - WHAT? 641 00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:34,925 YOU WANT SOME COCOA? 642 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,754 - UH...NO. I'M OKAY. 643 00:33:37,841 --> 00:33:39,234 LET'S JUST DEAL WITH THE-- 644 00:33:39,321 --> 00:33:41,845 JESS, WHAT'S GOING ON? 645 00:33:41,932 --> 00:33:43,717 JESS! 646 00:33:43,804 --> 00:33:47,199 - JEEZ. 647 00:33:47,286 --> 00:33:49,114 UGH. DAMN IT. 648 00:33:49,201 --> 00:33:51,420 ED'S GONNA KILL ME. 649 00:33:53,292 --> 00:33:55,990 SHERIFF LOCKED ME OUT A COUPLE DAYS AGO. 650 00:33:56,077 --> 00:33:58,688 SO I BEEN LIVING IN THE BUS. 651 00:33:58,775 --> 00:34:01,387 IT WAS GOOD, THOUGH. - CAN WE GET AHOLD OF ED? 652 00:34:01,474 --> 00:34:03,998 - HE DON'T TELL ME WHERE HE GOES. 653 00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:07,741 SUPERSTITIOUS ABOUT THE FISH. BUT... 654 00:34:07,828 --> 00:34:10,526 AT LEAST THIS LITTLE BRAT'S FILTHY RICH NOW. 655 00:34:10,613 --> 00:34:13,138 PAWNED MY TOASTER LAST TIME, AND ED'S... 656 00:34:13,225 --> 00:34:14,704 GLUE GUN. 657 00:34:14,791 --> 00:34:18,099 - THAT WAS A GOOD GLUE GUN. 658 00:34:35,203 --> 00:34:37,510 - THERE'S THREE TVs. 659 00:34:37,597 --> 00:34:38,989 MY DAD USED TO TAKE US CAMPING 660 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,556 IN ONE OF THESE. 661 00:34:40,643 --> 00:34:42,384 HE HAD ONE, YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS A KID. 662 00:34:42,471 --> 00:34:44,386 AND I WOULD JUST STAY IN THE BACK AND JUST GOOF OFF. 663 00:34:46,214 --> 00:34:48,260 WELL, HE LOST IT WHEN, YOU KNOW, HE GOT LAID OFF. 664 00:34:48,347 --> 00:34:51,915 BUT I THOUGHT, IF I COULD EVER BUY ONE OF THESE, 665 00:34:52,002 --> 00:34:54,570 IT WOULD BE LIKE... 666 00:34:54,657 --> 00:34:56,833 BEING A KID AGAIN. 667 00:34:59,053 --> 00:35:02,012 AND IT'S GOT A POPCORN BUTTON, WHICH IS GREAT, I MEAN-- 668 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,014 - THERE YOU GO, BOSS. 669 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:05,625 - THANK YOU, HAL. 670 00:35:05,712 --> 00:35:08,062 OH, UH, WE'RE GOOD FOR THIS, RIGHT? 671 00:35:08,149 --> 00:35:09,455 HELL, YEAH! 672 00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:12,371 ARE YOU KIDDING? 673 00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:14,721 - HEY. 674 00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:23,469 - SO...TURNS OUT 675 00:35:23,556 --> 00:35:25,514 THERE WERE ONLY TWO WINNING TICKETS. 676 00:35:25,601 --> 00:35:27,603 ONE UP IN THE U.P., 677 00:35:27,690 --> 00:35:28,909 AND OURS. 678 00:35:28,996 --> 00:35:30,345 - WOW. 679 00:35:30,432 --> 00:35:33,609 - EACH WORTH ABOUT 62... 680 00:35:33,696 --> 00:35:35,916 $62 MILLION, AFTER TAXES. 681 00:35:36,003 --> 00:35:37,961 SO, UH... THAT'S... 682 00:35:38,048 --> 00:35:42,401 $10,200,062 AND SOME CHANGE. 683 00:35:42,488 --> 00:35:44,054 EACH. - YEAH, THAT. 684 00:35:48,015 --> 00:35:50,235 - OKAY. - YEAH, UH-HUH. 685 00:35:50,322 --> 00:35:51,671 - ALL RIGHT, TELL YOU WHAT. 686 00:35:51,758 --> 00:35:53,629 WE GOTTA LAY LOW FOR A FEW DAYS, OKAY? 687 00:35:53,716 --> 00:35:56,589 LET'S NOT HAVE ANY, UH, GOODFELLASMOMENTS. 688 00:35:56,676 --> 00:36:00,462 NOBODY GO OUT AND, YOU KNOW, BUY A NEW CADILLAC OR... 689 00:36:06,729 --> 00:36:08,644 - WELL, IT'S NOT-- IT'S NOT A CADILLAC. 690 00:36:08,731 --> 00:36:12,170 IT'S A DISCOVERY. 691 00:36:13,432 --> 00:36:14,955 - ANYBODY ELSE? 692 00:36:15,042 --> 00:36:18,088 - NAH, MAN. NO, NO, NO. NO, NO. 693 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:22,136 - OKAY. KEEP IT IN THE GARAGE. 694 00:36:22,223 --> 00:36:24,269 AND...CHEERS. 695 00:36:24,356 --> 00:36:25,966 - CHEERS. 696 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:40,546 - MERNA, I'VE GOT TO-- I'VE GOT TO WARN YOU. 697 00:36:40,633 --> 00:36:43,157 - GOODNESS, LLOYD. 698 00:36:43,244 --> 00:36:45,681 I VOLUNTEER. 699 00:36:45,768 --> 00:36:48,293 YOU DON'T EVEN PAY ME ANYMORE. 700 00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:50,469 YOU CAN'T FIRE EVERYONE, YOU KNOW. 701 00:36:50,556 --> 00:36:52,862 - I'VE GOT TO WARN YOU TO EXPECT A DELIVERY. 702 00:36:52,949 --> 00:36:56,388 EVERY PULITZER AND NOBEL PRIZE-WINNING NOVEL, 703 00:36:56,475 --> 00:36:59,608 PLUS TEN NEW COMPUTERS. 704 00:36:59,695 --> 00:37:01,654 - EXCUSE ME? 705 00:37:01,741 --> 00:37:03,917 DID SOMEONE CAP THE MAYOR? 706 00:37:04,004 --> 00:37:05,701 - LET'S TAKE ONE STEP AT A TIME. 707 00:37:05,788 --> 00:37:07,964 SHAUN BOUGHT THEM, SO YOU CAN THANK HIM. 708 00:37:08,051 --> 00:37:09,705 UH, AND ABOUT THE OLD LIBRARY-- 709 00:37:09,792 --> 00:37:11,794 - OH, IF SOMEBODY TRIES TO TEAR IT DOWN AGAIN, 710 00:37:11,881 --> 00:37:14,667 I'LL HAVE THE WHOLE CONSERVANCY THERE. 711 00:37:14,754 --> 00:37:18,061 ALL 14 OF US WILL CHAIN OURSELVES TO THE DOOR. 712 00:37:18,148 --> 00:37:21,717 - ACTUALLY, IT SHOULD BE REOPENED BY NEXT SUMMER. 713 00:37:21,804 --> 00:37:25,678 AND YOUR OLD JOB WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU. 714 00:37:25,765 --> 00:37:28,115 WOW, YOU REALLY ARE QUITE A CYNIC 715 00:37:28,202 --> 00:37:30,465 FOR SUCH A SWEET LADY. 716 00:37:32,902 --> 00:37:35,862 - ♪ RIDIN' THROUGH THE CITY ON MY BIKE ALL DAY 'CAUSE... ♪ 717 00:37:35,949 --> 00:37:37,385 - I GOT TO RESUPPLY IN TOWN TOMORROW. 718 00:37:37,472 --> 00:37:40,780 - NO, NO, I'LL GO. YOUR LUCK'S BEEN GREAT. 719 00:37:40,867 --> 00:37:43,913 - NO, I GOTTA GO. 720 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,352 - YOU STILL FEELING THAT CHICK? 721 00:37:47,439 --> 00:37:49,354 - ♪ FELLA LOOKING DAPPER, AND HE'S SITTING WITH A SLAPPER ♪ 722 00:37:49,441 --> 00:37:52,182 ♪ THEN I SEE IT'S A PIMP AND HIS CRACK WHORE ♪ 723 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:56,709 ♪ YOU MIGHT LAUGH, YOU MIGHT FROWN ♪ 724 00:37:56,796 --> 00:38:01,279 ♪ WALKIN' ROUND LONDON TOWN ♪ 725 00:38:01,366 --> 00:38:03,672 ♪ SUN IS IN THE SKY, OH, WHY, OH, WHY ♪ 726 00:38:03,759 --> 00:38:06,240 ♪ WOULD I WANT TO BE ANYWHERE ELSE? ♪ 727 00:38:06,327 --> 00:38:08,503 ♪ SUN IS IN THE SKY, OH, WHY, OH, WHY ♪ 728 00:38:08,590 --> 00:38:11,376 ♪ WOULD I WANT TO BE ANYWHERE ELSE? ♪ 729 00:38:11,463 --> 00:38:13,726 ♪ WHEN YOU LOOK WITH YOUR EYES ♪ 730 00:38:13,813 --> 00:38:16,032 ♪ EVERYTHING SEEMS NICE ♪ 731 00:38:16,119 --> 00:38:18,557 ♪ BUT IF YOU LOOK TWICE ♪ 732 00:38:18,644 --> 00:38:20,602 ♪ YOU CAN SEE IT'S ALL LIES ♪ 733 00:38:20,689 --> 00:38:22,909 ♪ THERE WAS A LITTLE, OLD LADY WHO WAS WALKING DOWN THE ROAD ♪ 734 00:38:22,996 --> 00:38:25,390 ♪ SHE WAS STRUGGLING WITH BAGS FROM TESCO ♪ 735 00:38:25,477 --> 00:38:27,479 ♪ THERE WERE PEOPLE FROM THE CITY HAVING LUNCH IN THE PARK ♪ 736 00:38:27,566 --> 00:38:30,003 ♪ I BELIEVE THAT IT'S CALLED AL FRESCO ♪ 737 00:38:30,090 --> 00:38:32,353 ♪ WHEN A KID CAME ALONG TO OFFER A HAND ♪ 738 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:33,702 ♪ BUT BEFORE SHE HAD TIME TO ACCEPT IT ♪ 739 00:38:33,789 --> 00:38:35,617 - $6,300 IN SUPPLIES. 740 00:38:35,704 --> 00:38:38,141 BET YOU THE CLERK HADN'T SEEN THAT KIND OF ORDER IN THIS TOWN 741 00:38:38,228 --> 00:38:39,969 IN DECADES. 742 00:38:40,056 --> 00:38:41,406 - I HOPE HE DIDN'T START CRYING. 743 00:38:41,493 --> 00:38:43,451 - NO, BUT MY VISA DID. 744 00:38:43,538 --> 00:38:45,235 I NEVER THOUGHT YOU COULD BOTTOM OUT THREE OF THOSE 745 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,759 IN TWO DAYS. 746 00:38:46,846 --> 00:38:48,021 YOU KNOW, THEY SHOULD BE ILLEGAL. 747 00:38:48,108 --> 00:38:49,501 LIKE CRACK. 748 00:38:49,588 --> 00:38:51,938 SERIOUSLY. 749 00:38:52,025 --> 00:38:54,201 - ♪ WOULD I WANNA BE ANYWHERE ELSE? ♪ 750 00:38:54,288 --> 00:38:56,595 ♪ SUN IS IN THE SKY, OH, WHY, OH, WHY ♪ 751 00:38:56,682 --> 00:38:58,771 ♪ WOULD I WANNA BE ANYWHERE ELSE? ♪ 752 00:39:00,512 --> 00:39:03,558 - LLOYD HOWARD, LINE ONE. 753 00:39:06,082 --> 00:39:08,520 - CUTE STUNT. YOU REMEMBER CHANNELS? 754 00:39:08,607 --> 00:39:09,912 - I WANTED TO GET SOMETHING DONE. 755 00:39:09,999 --> 00:39:11,261 WHY WOULD I GO THROUGH CHANNELS? 756 00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:12,611 - I WONDER HOW THE PRESS GOT THERE. 757 00:39:12,698 --> 00:39:14,177 - I CALLED THEM. - YOU CALLED THEM? 758 00:39:14,264 --> 00:39:16,745 - WHAT'S IN THE BUDGET TO RESTORE THAT PLAYGROUND? 759 00:39:16,832 --> 00:39:18,878 - IN THE BUDGET? 15 GRAND. 760 00:39:18,965 --> 00:39:21,054 - ALL RIGHT, I WANT THAT SENT TO THE SCHOOL. 761 00:39:21,141 --> 00:39:23,404 - YOU WANT IT SENT TO THE SCHOOL? 762 00:39:23,491 --> 00:39:25,754 - DO WE HAVE A BAD CONNECTION? 763 00:39:25,841 --> 00:39:26,842 - EXCUSE ME? 764 00:39:26,929 --> 00:39:28,322 - A BAD CONNECTION. 765 00:39:28,409 --> 00:39:29,671 YOU KEEP REPEATING EVERYTHING I SAY. 766 00:39:29,758 --> 00:39:31,499 - I ASSURE YOU, THE CONNECTION'S FINE. 767 00:39:31,586 --> 00:39:33,066 - WELL, THAT'S A RELIEF. 768 00:39:33,153 --> 00:39:35,155 UM, WE'RE GONNA DO SOME CLEANUP 769 00:39:35,242 --> 00:39:37,026 AT THE OLD LIBRARY TOMORROW. 770 00:39:37,113 --> 00:39:40,552 THE MONEY BUDGETED FOR THAT, WE'RE GONNA WANT THAT TOO. 771 00:39:44,425 --> 00:39:48,298 GUESS IT WASN'T SUCH A GOOD CONNECTION AFTER ALL. 772 00:39:50,910 --> 00:39:53,086 THIS IS ALL PLUGGED IN. 773 00:39:53,173 --> 00:39:57,960 TAKE THAT AND WHACK THE CRAP OUT OF ANYTHING YOU SEE, OKAY? 774 00:40:01,137 --> 00:40:03,139 - SAME REPORTERS, ONE BLOODY NEWS CYCLE. 775 00:40:03,226 --> 00:40:04,532 THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE WORTH. 776 00:40:04,619 --> 00:40:06,055 OH, BRINGING THE CHILD'S A NICE TOUCH. 777 00:40:06,142 --> 00:40:07,448 - I'M NOT A CHILD. - NO, OF COURSE NOT. 778 00:40:07,535 --> 00:40:08,841 YOU'RE A PROP. 779 00:40:08,928 --> 00:40:10,495 - HEY, LEAVE THE KID OUT OF THIS. 780 00:40:10,582 --> 00:40:14,107 $150,000 GRANT TO HELP RESTORE THIS PLACE. 781 00:40:14,194 --> 00:40:15,369 THAT RING A BELL? 782 00:40:15,456 --> 00:40:17,197 - YEAH. WHAT ABOUT IT? 783 00:40:17,284 --> 00:40:20,722 - I WANT IT. 784 00:40:20,809 --> 00:40:22,245 - IS THIS A SHAKEDOWN, 785 00:40:22,332 --> 00:40:23,769 OR ARE YOU RUNNING FOR OFFICE OR SOMETHING? 786 00:40:23,856 --> 00:40:25,510 ZERO CHANCE. I GOT THAT MONEY EARMARKED 787 00:40:25,597 --> 00:40:27,468 TO DEMO THIS PLACE. 788 00:40:27,555 --> 00:40:29,905 - ALL RIGHT, HAVE IT YOUR WAY. OVER HERE, GUYS. 789 00:40:29,992 --> 00:40:31,211 - OVER HERE. THE MAYOR'S GOING TO SPEAK. 790 00:40:31,298 --> 00:40:32,604 - WATCH YOUR STEP. 791 00:40:32,691 --> 00:40:34,432 - WE GOT SOME GREAT NEWS. 792 00:40:34,519 --> 00:40:36,129 UH, MAYOR PAINE HERE 793 00:40:36,216 --> 00:40:39,437 HAS JUST OFFERED A $150,000 GRANT 794 00:40:39,524 --> 00:40:40,829 TO HELP RESTORE THIS PLACE. 795 00:40:40,916 --> 00:40:42,440 - WHY THE CHANGE OF HEART, MAYOR? 796 00:40:42,527 --> 00:40:44,180 - MAYOR, WHY THE SUDDEN FLIP-FLOP? 797 00:40:44,267 --> 00:40:46,095 - I'M NOT PREPARED TO COMMENT ON DETAILS JUST YET. 798 00:40:46,182 --> 00:40:48,837 - WE'RE ALSO GOING TO CREATE A COMMUNITY GARDEN 799 00:40:48,924 --> 00:40:50,360 HERE ON THE GROUNDS. 800 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:52,711 IT'S GONNA PRODUCE SOME ORGANIC FOODS 801 00:40:52,798 --> 00:40:54,190 FOR LOCAL CONSUMPTION, 802 00:40:54,277 --> 00:40:55,844 UNLESS WE FIND SOME TOXIC WASTE 803 00:40:55,931 --> 00:40:58,151 WHICH-- THEN WE'RE NOT GONNA DO THAT. 804 00:40:58,238 --> 00:41:00,196 BUT VERY GENEROUS GRANT, SO THANK YOU, MAYOR PAINE. 805 00:41:00,283 --> 00:41:02,198 - ONE DAY, YOU SAY YOU'RE TEARING IT DOWN, 806 00:41:02,285 --> 00:41:03,548 AND NOW YOU'RE REBUILDING IT. CAN YOU EXPLAIN THAT FURTHER? 807 00:41:03,635 --> 00:41:05,027 - I'LL TALK TO YOU GUYS LATER. 808 00:41:05,114 --> 00:41:06,289 - SURE, NO PROBLEM. - THANK YOU. 809 00:41:06,376 --> 00:41:07,856 APPRECIATE IT. - THANK YOU. 810 00:41:07,943 --> 00:41:10,119 - YOU, MY FRIEND, JUST HIT THE THIRD RAIL. 811 00:41:10,206 --> 00:41:13,558 - EAT ME. 812 00:41:13,645 --> 00:41:15,821 - EILEEN, WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT THERE 813 00:41:15,908 --> 00:41:18,127 AND PICK UP SOME TRASH AND MAKE A BIG SHOW OF IT 814 00:41:18,214 --> 00:41:19,389 WHEN YOU GET SOMETHING? 815 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:21,566 WE CAN GET A GOOD SHOT OF YOU. 816 00:41:21,653 --> 00:41:25,395 MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU GIVE A SHIT. 817 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:27,528 - AND I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU 818 00:41:27,615 --> 00:41:28,921 ABOUT THE FUTURE. 819 00:41:29,008 --> 00:41:31,924 ABOUT AN IDEA I HAVE. - OKAY. 820 00:41:32,011 --> 00:41:33,882 - MAYBE GOING TO CHICAGO 821 00:41:33,969 --> 00:41:37,407 AND AUDITIONING FOR A SHOW. 822 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:39,540 - WELL, WHAT'S STOPPING YOU? 823 00:41:39,627 --> 00:41:43,152 - I WAS HOPING FOR A LITTLE INSPIRATION. 824 00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:46,373 - YOU SHOULD GO. 825 00:41:51,683 --> 00:41:53,511 - AM I INTERRUPTING SOMETHING? 826 00:41:54,947 --> 00:41:57,906 I... 827 00:41:57,993 --> 00:41:59,038 YOU KNOW, WHEN-- 828 00:41:59,125 --> 00:42:00,648 WHEN I WAS 14, 829 00:42:00,735 --> 00:42:02,563 I SAW THAT MOVIE 10, ALL RIGHT? 830 00:42:02,650 --> 00:42:04,043 THE ONE WITH BO DEREK. 831 00:42:04,130 --> 00:42:05,653 AND I GUESS, EVER SINCE THEN, 832 00:42:05,740 --> 00:42:07,525 I'VE JUST BEEN KIND OF SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING. 833 00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:09,875 - AN IDEAL WOMAN OR PORN? 834 00:42:13,269 --> 00:42:15,881 - I FEEL LIKE WE HAVE RADICALLY DIFFERENT VIEWS 835 00:42:15,968 --> 00:42:18,666 ABOUT OUR FRIENDSHIP. 836 00:42:18,753 --> 00:42:20,494 I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY. 837 00:42:20,581 --> 00:42:23,192 AND NOW YOU HAVE SOME FANTASY ABOUT SOME PERFECT WOMAN 838 00:42:23,279 --> 00:42:24,803 WHO'S GONNA GIVE YOU SOME PERFECT LIFE. 839 00:42:24,890 --> 00:42:26,544 IS THAT WHAT WOMEN ARE TO YOU? - NO! 840 00:42:26,631 --> 00:42:28,676 NO, THAT'S NOT EVEN WHAT I MEANT. 841 00:42:28,763 --> 00:42:30,896 YOU KNOW, I-- OKAY, YOU--FIRST OF ALL, 842 00:42:30,983 --> 00:42:31,984 YOU DIDN'T EVEN LET ME FINISH. 843 00:42:32,071 --> 00:42:33,768 - WE JUST WON THE LOTTERY, 844 00:42:33,855 --> 00:42:35,901 AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS OBSESS OVER ANOTHER HOT GIRL! 845 00:42:35,988 --> 00:42:38,425 - GOD, TONI, I WAS JUST TRYING TO TELL YOU HOW I FELT. 846 00:42:38,512 --> 00:42:40,906 - OH, WELL, HERE'S HOW I FEEL. 847 00:42:40,993 --> 00:42:42,385 YOU'RE A GIBBON. - A WHAT? 848 00:42:42,472 --> 00:42:46,041 - A TWO-LEGGED JACKASS! 849 00:42:54,006 --> 00:42:57,270 - YOU GOT IT. - HEY, FAMILY. 850 00:42:57,357 --> 00:42:59,925 - WHAT UP? 851 00:43:00,012 --> 00:43:03,189 - JESS. - YEAH? 852 00:43:03,276 --> 00:43:05,495 WHAT'S THIS? - IT'S A HYBRID. 853 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:07,280 - WHAT, ARE YOU SERIOUS? 854 00:43:07,367 --> 00:43:09,674 - WELL, JUST UNTIL YOU GET BACK ON YOUR FEET AGAIN. 855 00:43:09,761 --> 00:43:13,329 MR. HOWARD, YOU'RE THE MAN! 856 00:43:13,416 --> 00:43:15,244 - WELL--WELL, DAD. 857 00:43:15,331 --> 00:43:16,681 YOU SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT HIM A CADILLAC. 858 00:43:16,768 --> 00:43:18,421 YOU CAN AFFORD IT. 859 00:43:18,508 --> 00:43:21,337 - AN OBVIOUS FAILURE OF OUR PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM. 860 00:43:21,424 --> 00:43:24,427 WE DON'T BUY THINGS JUST BECAUSE WE CAN AFFORD THEM, RIGHT? 861 00:43:24,514 --> 00:43:28,431 JESS NEEDED TRANSPORTATION, SO THAT'S WHAT HE GOT. 862 00:43:28,518 --> 00:43:32,958 GO. - OKAY. 863 00:43:33,045 --> 00:43:36,091 - HUH. 864 00:43:42,402 --> 00:43:45,666 I AM JUST SO HAPPY THAT JESSIE GOT A NEW CAR. 865 00:43:47,929 --> 00:43:50,236 THERE'S NO REASON THAT WE SHOULD GET 866 00:43:50,323 --> 00:43:53,892 A NEW CAR, LIKE A TRICKED OUT SUV 867 00:43:53,979 --> 00:43:57,765 WITH VIDEO HEADSETS, RETRACTABLE MOON ROOF, 868 00:43:57,852 --> 00:44:01,987 MULTI-POSITION HEATED SEATS, OR 12-SPEAKER STEREO SYSTEM. 869 00:44:02,074 --> 00:44:04,946 - LIKE THAT ONE? - YOU DID NOT. 870 00:44:05,033 --> 00:44:06,687 - I DID. 871 00:44:06,774 --> 00:44:08,994 OH, MY... 872 00:44:14,303 --> 00:44:16,741 WHAT HAPPENED TO EVERYTHING YOU SAID BACK THERE? 873 00:44:16,828 --> 00:44:18,481 - YEAH, WELL, LET'S JUST KEEP IT IN THE GARAGE. 874 00:44:18,568 --> 00:44:21,746 - MM! MWAH! MWAH! 875 00:44:21,833 --> 00:44:23,748 ALL RIGHT, MR. VALUES. 876 00:44:23,835 --> 00:44:25,706 - HEY, I STILL GOT VALUES. 877 00:44:25,793 --> 00:44:28,361 I JUST THINK WE'VE SACRIFICED ENOUGH, DON'T YOU? 878 00:44:28,448 --> 00:44:30,232 LET'S LIVE A LITTLE. 879 00:44:30,319 --> 00:44:32,582 IT'S GOT MULTI-POSITION HEATED SEATS. 880 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:35,368 - ♪ NOBODY BUT YOU AND ME ♪ 881 00:44:35,455 --> 00:44:37,892 ♪ OH, BABY... ♪ 882 00:44:44,377 --> 00:44:45,683 - GUESS WHAT. 883 00:44:45,770 --> 00:44:47,293 WE DON'T ALLOW GUM AT THIS SCHOOL. 884 00:44:47,380 --> 00:44:49,687 - I MAKE THE RULES, REMEMBER? 885 00:44:49,774 --> 00:44:52,037 SO I'M NOT GONNA BEAT AROUND THE BUSH. 886 00:44:52,124 --> 00:44:54,648 RUMOR HAS IT YOU HAVE AN ACE UP YOUR SLEEVE. 887 00:44:54,735 --> 00:44:58,913 A REAL GAME CHANGER. 888 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,306 - WHAT RUMOR? 889 00:45:00,393 --> 00:45:02,351 - WHAT YOU NO LONGER CARE ABOUT CASH 890 00:45:02,438 --> 00:45:05,354 OR BILLS. 891 00:45:05,441 --> 00:45:07,705 OR PERHAPS EVEN ME. 892 00:45:07,792 --> 00:45:10,055 - WELL... 893 00:45:10,142 --> 00:45:13,058 I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY SUCH A RUMOR. 894 00:45:13,145 --> 00:45:16,017 THAT BEING SAID, LOSE THE FUCKING GUM. 895 00:45:16,104 --> 00:45:18,585 - DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW BIG THIS IS? 896 00:45:18,672 --> 00:45:20,848 EVEN SOMEONE WITH YOUR LIMITED AMBITION 897 00:45:20,935 --> 00:45:23,938 MUST SURELY COMPREHEND IT. 898 00:45:24,025 --> 00:45:25,635 WITH YOUR LUCK AND MY CONNECTIONS, 899 00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:28,116 THINK GOVERNOR. 900 00:45:28,203 --> 00:45:29,683 NO, NO, NATIONAL OFFICE. 901 00:45:29,770 --> 00:45:31,859 SEE, I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO GET HERE, 902 00:45:31,946 --> 00:45:33,643 BUT IF DON'T HAVE THE MILLIONS TO THROW AROUND 903 00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:35,210 TO MAKE PEOPLE LOVE ME. 904 00:45:35,297 --> 00:45:37,996 - SO YOU WANT MINE. - IT'S JUST POLITICS. 905 00:45:38,083 --> 00:45:43,218 WHY DON'T YOU COME BY THE LODGE TONIGHT? 906 00:45:43,305 --> 00:45:44,698 - WHY WOULD I DO THAT? 907 00:45:44,785 --> 00:45:47,048 - NO OPPOSITION TO GRANTS, TO START. 908 00:45:47,135 --> 00:45:48,833 IS THERE AN IMAGINATION IN THERE? 909 00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:50,182 HUH? 910 00:45:50,269 --> 00:45:51,270 A PLAYGROUND AND... 911 00:45:51,357 --> 00:45:55,056 THAT RATTRAP OF A LIBRARY. 912 00:45:55,143 --> 00:45:58,320 OH, WAIT. 913 00:45:58,407 --> 00:46:00,366 LET'S SEE IF I CAN DO THIS. 914 00:46:02,498 --> 00:46:04,674 OH. "A" FOR EFFORT. 915 00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:08,200 SEE YA LATER. 916 00:46:08,287 --> 00:46:12,334 WHOO. A-PLUS. 917 00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,643 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 918 00:46:19,602 --> 00:46:21,300 - MR. HOWARD... - MR. HOWARD! 919 00:46:21,387 --> 00:46:22,867 - HOW DOES IT FEEL TO WIN THE LOTTERY? 920 00:46:22,954 --> 00:46:24,042 - HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING THE LOTTERY? 921 00:46:24,129 --> 00:46:25,391 - CAN YOU GIVE US A STATEMENT 922 00:46:25,478 --> 00:46:26,827 ON HOW YOU PLAN TO USE THE MONEY? 923 00:46:26,914 --> 00:46:27,567 - I'M NOT PREPARED TO COMMENT AT THIS TIME. 924 00:46:27,654 --> 00:46:29,351 I'M SORRY. 925 00:46:29,438 --> 00:46:31,092 - PRINCIPAL HOWARD, WHEN WILL YOU CLAIM YOUR WINNINGS? 926 00:46:31,179 --> 00:46:32,790 - IT'S COMPLEX. AS YOU MIGHT IMAGINE, 927 00:46:32,877 --> 00:46:34,530 THERE'S A LOT OF PLANNING AHEAD. 928 00:46:34,617 --> 00:46:36,097 - MR. HOWARD! MR. HOWARD! 929 00:46:36,184 --> 00:46:37,577 - WILL YOU BE DONATING THE MONEY TO ONE OF YOUR-- 930 00:46:37,664 --> 00:46:39,535 - ALL RIGHT, WHAT WE'D LIKE TO DO 931 00:46:39,622 --> 00:46:41,624 IS PUT THE MONEY TO SOME GOOD USE. 932 00:46:41,711 --> 00:46:44,540 REOPEN SOME LIBRARIES, UH, CLEAN UP SOME PARKS. 933 00:46:44,627 --> 00:46:47,500 - WE WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HOW YOU PLAN ON SPENDING-- 934 00:46:47,587 --> 00:46:51,286 - IT'S A FUN GAME, HUH? IT'S FUN. 935 00:46:58,163 --> 00:47:00,774 - HEY, WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD LEAK OUR WIN? 936 00:47:00,861 --> 00:47:03,472 - WE NEED NATIONAL EXPOSURE. 937 00:47:03,559 --> 00:47:04,822 YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET ANYWHERE 938 00:47:04,909 --> 00:47:06,649 PIMPING OF PRINCIPAL-TO-PRINCIPAL, 939 00:47:06,736 --> 00:47:08,608 BUT RAGS-TO-RICHES GETS THEM EVERY TIME. 940 00:47:08,695 --> 00:47:10,088 I GOT ONE CHANCE TO PUT THIS PLACE ON THE MAP, 941 00:47:10,175 --> 00:47:11,698 AND NOTHING'S GONNA GET IN MY WAY. 942 00:47:11,785 --> 00:47:13,265 WE GOTTA GET OUR SHARE OF THE BAILOUT BILLIONS, 943 00:47:13,352 --> 00:47:15,093 NAVIGATE THROUGH ALL THE RED TAPE 944 00:47:15,180 --> 00:47:19,662 AND YOUR IDIOTIC ALTRUISM, AND LUCK'S OUR IN. 945 00:47:22,709 --> 00:47:25,103 - HEY. THE SHINY PEOPLE. 946 00:47:27,540 --> 00:47:29,281 - HEY. 947 00:47:29,368 --> 00:47:30,978 - WELL, AS AN IMPORTANT MEMBER OF OUR COMMUNITY NOW, 948 00:47:31,065 --> 00:47:33,154 I THOUGHT IT WAS TIME I BROUGHT YOU 949 00:47:33,241 --> 00:47:35,678 INTO THE INNER CIRCLE. 950 00:47:35,765 --> 00:47:37,724 I BELIEVE YOU KNOW ALMOST EVERYONE. 951 00:47:37,811 --> 00:47:39,247 - WHY IS IT I FEEL LIKE AN OPEN VEIN 952 00:47:39,334 --> 00:47:40,814 AT A VAMPIRE CONVENTION? 953 00:47:43,773 --> 00:47:45,863 SO... - PLEASANTRIES ASIDE. 954 00:47:49,736 --> 00:47:52,347 I REALLY WANTED YOU TO MEET 955 00:47:52,434 --> 00:47:54,697 ONE OF OUR MOST SUCCESSFUL ALUMS. 956 00:47:54,784 --> 00:47:56,525 - WELL, I NEVER REALLY GRADUATED. 957 00:47:56,612 --> 00:47:58,658 - OH. 958 00:47:58,745 --> 00:48:00,007 - IS THAT ALI? 959 00:48:00,094 --> 00:48:01,704 - YOUR FAVORITE HISTORY STUDENT. 960 00:48:01,791 --> 00:48:04,490 - UM...WELCOME BACK. 961 00:48:04,577 --> 00:48:06,622 YOU GOT EXPELLED, DIDN'T YOU? 962 00:48:06,709 --> 00:48:08,711 - WELL, AFTER YOUR HISTORY CLASS 963 00:48:08,798 --> 00:48:12,193 ENDED MY TROUBLED RELATIONSHIP WITH AUTHORITY, I STARTED-- 964 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:13,455 - ALL RIGHT, YOU HACKED IN AND CHANGED YOUR GRADE 965 00:48:13,542 --> 00:48:14,892 IN THE SCHOOL'S COMPUTER. 966 00:48:14,979 --> 00:48:17,198 - WELL, I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS FAIR. 967 00:48:17,285 --> 00:48:21,072 - ALI WANTS TO BUILD A FACTORY HERE. 968 00:48:21,159 --> 00:48:23,988 - I STARTED MY OWN COMPANY, MAKING TURBINES 969 00:48:24,075 --> 00:48:26,294 FOR ALTERNATIVE ENERGY SYSTEMS. 970 00:48:26,381 --> 00:48:30,690 AFTER OUR LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING. 971 00:48:30,777 --> 00:48:32,474 AND THE TOWERS WENT DOWN, 972 00:48:32,561 --> 00:48:36,174 MY DAD WAS LAID OFF, MOVED TO CALIFORNIA. 973 00:48:36,261 --> 00:48:39,394 LIKE A MODERN-DAY TOM JOAD FROM THE GRAPES OF WRATH. 974 00:48:39,481 --> 00:48:41,048 YOU CALLED IT. 975 00:48:41,135 --> 00:48:43,833 HIGHLAND PARK'S THE CAPITAL OF THE RUST BOWL. 976 00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:45,313 THE SIMPLE FACT IS, 977 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,186 WE GAVE UP ON PEOPLE'S JOBS. 978 00:48:48,273 --> 00:48:49,752 THEY WANT TO PUT THEIR HANDS TO WORK 979 00:48:49,839 --> 00:48:51,885 AND BUILD THINGS THEY'D BE PROUD OF. 980 00:48:51,972 --> 00:48:57,412 SEE, I WAS PAYING ATTENTION IN YOUR CLASS. 981 00:48:57,499 --> 00:48:58,979 I WANT TO TAKE OVER THE OLD AMERICAN BEARING PLANT 982 00:48:59,066 --> 00:49:00,589 WHERE OUR DADS WORKED. 983 00:49:00,676 --> 00:49:05,725 WITH MY PEOPLE, THE HOPE'S IN YOUR OWN HANDS. 984 00:49:13,689 --> 00:49:16,562 - WHAT AN OPPORTUNITY--WHAT ARE THE BIG PLANS FOR YOUR FUTURE? 985 00:49:16,649 --> 00:49:18,433 - UH, YEAH, WELL, 986 00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:21,654 I'D LIKE TO CREATE AN URBAN FARM CO-OP IN HIGHLAND PARK. 987 00:49:21,741 --> 00:49:24,048 - WHAT ABOUT A FERRARI OR A YACHT OR YOUR OWN ISLAND? 988 00:49:24,135 --> 00:49:25,919 - MR. HOWARD'S BEING VERY MODEST. 989 00:49:26,006 --> 00:49:27,616 WE HAD A FANTASTIC MEETING. 990 00:49:27,703 --> 00:49:31,577 HE'S DECIDED TO EXPAND HIS LOCAL CLEANUP PROJECT, 991 00:49:31,664 --> 00:49:35,146 AND TO JUMP-START IT, HE'S MADE THE MIRACULOUS OFFER 992 00:49:35,233 --> 00:49:39,498 TO DONATE $1 MILLION OF HIS WINNINGS. 993 00:49:39,585 --> 00:49:41,979 - THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY. - SO HE'S GONNA WRITE A CHECK? 994 00:49:42,066 --> 00:49:45,547 - UH...THAT'S WRONG. 995 00:49:48,594 --> 00:49:50,248 - THE MAYOR'S GOT THAT A LITTLE BIT WRONG. 996 00:49:50,335 --> 00:49:52,250 UM, I'VE ACTUALLY DECIDED TO... 997 00:49:52,337 --> 00:49:55,079 GIVE... 998 00:49:55,166 --> 00:49:56,515 $5 MILLION... 999 00:49:56,602 --> 00:49:58,038 - PRINCIPLE HOWARD... 1000 00:49:58,125 --> 00:49:59,474 - TO GRASSROOTS PROGRAMS. 1001 00:49:59,561 --> 00:50:01,085 WE'RE GONNA CLEAN UP SOME PARKS, 1002 00:50:01,172 --> 00:50:03,217 UH, RESTORE THE OLD LIBRARY, 1003 00:50:03,304 --> 00:50:06,786 SOME AFTER-SCHOOL ACTIVITIES, UH, RESTORE SOME PRI-- 1004 00:50:06,873 --> 00:50:08,396 WE'RE GONNA RESTORE SOME PRIDE AROUND HERE. 1005 00:50:08,483 --> 00:50:10,790 - THIS IS GREAT FOR THE KIDS. WHAT ABOUT-- 1006 00:50:10,877 --> 00:50:13,967 - AND I AM HONORED THAT THE MAYOR 1007 00:50:14,054 --> 00:50:16,274 HAS DECIDED TO MATCH THESE FUNDS 1008 00:50:16,361 --> 00:50:17,666 IN ORDER TO HIRE BACK SOME TEACHERS 1009 00:50:17,753 --> 00:50:19,277 AND REBUILD THE LIBRARY. 1010 00:50:19,364 --> 00:50:20,669 - WHY THE CHANGE OF HEART? 1011 00:50:20,756 --> 00:50:22,149 - THANK YOU, MAYOR. 1012 00:50:22,236 --> 00:50:23,759 - MAYOR, WHERE'S THE MONEY COMING FROM? 1013 00:50:23,846 --> 00:50:25,631 - ALL RIGHT, GREAT. THANK YOU. EXCUSE ME. 1014 00:50:25,718 --> 00:50:27,372 - HAS YOUR BROTHER NOW BID ON THE LIBRARY RESTORATION? 1015 00:50:27,459 --> 00:50:30,070 - YES, IT'S A VERY INSPIRED MEETING WE HAD IN THERE. 1016 00:50:30,157 --> 00:50:32,507 NOW, THEY SAY THAT MONEY CAN'T BUY EVERYTHING. 1017 00:50:32,594 --> 00:50:34,683 BUT IT CAN. THAT'S ALWAYS CONFUSED ME. 1018 00:50:34,770 --> 00:50:37,164 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MONEY DOES, IT BUYS THINGS. 1019 00:50:37,251 --> 00:50:38,470 YOU KNOW? 1020 00:50:38,557 --> 00:50:40,646 - SO... 1021 00:50:40,733 --> 00:50:43,866 NO GOODFELLASMOMENTS, HUH? - WHAT WAS I GONNA DO? 1022 00:50:43,953 --> 00:50:45,564 I'M NOT GONNA LET HER PUSH ME AROUND ANYMORE. 1023 00:50:45,651 --> 00:50:47,522 - AND ARE YOU REALLY GONNA GIVE ALL YOUR MONEY AWAY 1024 00:50:47,609 --> 00:50:50,351 JUST BECAUSE SHIRLEY BEAT OUT YOUR WIFE FOR HOMECOMING QUEEN? 1025 00:50:50,438 --> 00:50:53,702 - THAT IS NOT WHAT I DID, I... 1026 00:50:53,789 --> 00:50:56,140 LOOK, THIS IS A GOOD THING. IT'S WORTHWHILE. 1027 00:50:56,227 --> 00:50:58,664 - I THINK WE SHOULD AT LEAST HAVE THE MONEY IN HAND 1028 00:50:58,751 --> 00:51:00,187 BEFORE WE SPEND ANY MORE OF IT. 1029 00:51:00,274 --> 00:51:02,015 - YOU KNOW, WOULD YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE? 1030 00:51:02,102 --> 00:51:04,365 YOU GOTTA SPEND YOUR MONEY ON WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY. 1031 00:51:04,452 --> 00:51:07,368 ALL RIGHT, BRAH. 1032 00:51:07,455 --> 00:51:09,153 LIKE WHEN I BOUGHT THAT RING FOR CHAR. 1033 00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:10,763 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WHAT? 1034 00:51:10,850 --> 00:51:13,157 - WHO'S CHAR? - I THOUGHT YOU WERE WITH TONI! 1035 00:51:13,244 --> 00:51:14,506 - OH, NO, NO, NO, MAN. 1036 00:51:14,593 --> 00:51:15,898 THAT WOULD HAVE NEVER WORKED OUT. 1037 00:51:15,985 --> 00:51:17,204 - 'CAUSE SHE'S SMARTER THAN YOU? 1038 00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:22,296 - FRANKLY...YES. 1039 00:51:22,383 --> 00:51:25,386 - BUT I WANT TO PROVIDE FOR SOMEBODY. 1040 00:51:25,473 --> 00:51:27,040 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 1041 00:51:27,127 --> 00:51:28,607 YOU KNOW, HAVE THEM ADORE ME. - YEAH. 1042 00:51:28,694 --> 00:51:30,043 - LOVE ME. - YEAH? 1043 00:51:30,130 --> 00:51:32,350 - YEAH. - SOUNDS LIKE YOU WANT A PET. 1044 00:51:32,437 --> 00:51:35,831 - YOU KNOW, CHAR NEEDS ME. OKAY? 1045 00:51:35,918 --> 00:51:38,704 I CAN GET HER THINGS, THINGS THAT SHE CAN'T GET HERSELF. 1046 00:51:38,791 --> 00:51:40,401 YOU KNOW, TONI, ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU KNOW, 1047 00:51:40,488 --> 00:51:42,186 SHE CAN GET EVERYTHING THAT I CAN GET FOR HER. 1048 00:51:42,273 --> 00:51:44,101 SO I DON'T THINK--YOU KNOW, WHY WOULD SHE NEED ME? 1049 00:51:44,188 --> 00:51:46,407 OKAY? I JUST DON'T SEE IT. - I DON'T KNOW, COMPANIONSHIP? 1050 00:51:46,494 --> 00:51:50,368 - OOH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE. HEY, HOW ABOUT LOVE, HUH? 1051 00:51:50,455 --> 00:51:53,110 - IF HE CAN SPEND HALF OF HIS MONEY ON AN ANCIENT GRUDGE, 1052 00:51:53,197 --> 00:51:54,763 THEN I CAN SPEND SOME OF MY MONEY 1053 00:51:54,850 --> 00:51:58,115 ON A YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL, SEXY-- 1054 00:51:58,202 --> 00:51:59,507 - CONGRATULATIONS. - HEY! 1055 00:51:59,594 --> 00:52:01,118 - NO, NO. NO, THANK YOU. 1056 00:52:01,205 --> 00:52:03,032 THANK YOU, YEAH. HE'S ALREADY TAKEN TWICE. 1057 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:04,425 - OKAY. - THANKS VERY MUCH. 1058 00:52:04,512 --> 00:52:06,775 THANKS VERY MUCH. MOVE ALONG. 1059 00:52:06,862 --> 00:52:10,083 SO, UH, WHAT DID SYLVIA SAY WHEN YOU TOLD HER 1060 00:52:10,170 --> 00:52:12,781 YOU WERE GONNA GIVE AWAY YOUR MONEY? 1061 00:52:12,868 --> 00:52:14,957 - PRETTY SURE IT WON'T BE GOOD. 1062 00:52:15,044 --> 00:52:16,350 - YOU DIDN'T TELL HER? 1063 00:52:16,437 --> 00:52:18,396 - MAN, COME ON! 1064 00:52:18,483 --> 00:52:20,528 LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE WHO WIN THE LOTTERY. 1065 00:52:20,615 --> 00:52:23,879 THEY EITHER END UP BROKE OR IN PRISON. 1066 00:52:27,927 --> 00:52:29,668 - WE'RE INVITING EVERYBODY TO HELP STOP 1067 00:52:29,755 --> 00:52:31,409 THIS CITY'S SLIDE INTO OBLIVION. 1068 00:52:31,496 --> 00:52:35,413 AND WE'RE STARTING HERE AT THE CITY'S HEART. 1069 00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:38,459 UH...THE OLD LIBRARY. 1070 00:52:38,546 --> 00:52:40,896 AND YOU AT HOME, YOU CAN START 1071 00:52:40,983 --> 00:52:42,637 IN YOUR OWN FRONT YARDS. 1072 00:52:42,724 --> 00:52:45,901 UH, PAINT OUT SOME GRAFFITI. MOW DOWN SOME WEEDS. 1073 00:52:45,988 --> 00:52:48,295 - WELL, HIGHLAND PARK TURNED OUT IN FORCE TODAY. 1074 00:52:48,382 --> 00:52:50,645 NOT TO VOLUNTEER, UNFORTUNATELY, 1075 00:52:50,732 --> 00:52:53,431 BUT TO CELEBRATE IN A BIG WAY. 1076 00:52:53,518 --> 00:52:55,433 - THERE'S ZERO CHANCE THAT ANYONE 1077 00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:58,175 IS GONNA RAISE A FINGER TO SAVE THIS PLACE. 1078 00:52:58,262 --> 00:53:00,220 WHY DIDN'T YOU TALK TO ME 1079 00:53:00,307 --> 00:53:02,266 BEFORE YOU MADE THAT KIND OF A DECISION? 1080 00:53:02,353 --> 00:53:04,137 - I'M SORRY, I-- I'M SORRY. 1081 00:53:04,224 --> 00:53:06,444 IT... 1082 00:53:06,531 --> 00:53:08,402 I... 1083 00:53:08,489 --> 00:53:11,188 LOOK, THIS IS A CHANCE FOR ME TO DO SOMETHING 1084 00:53:11,275 --> 00:53:13,842 THAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO. 1085 00:53:13,929 --> 00:53:17,890 BESIDES, WE'RE--WE GOT PLENTY OF MONEY LEFT OVER. 1086 00:53:17,977 --> 00:53:19,413 I MEAN, WE GET, UH, YOU KNOW, 1087 00:53:19,500 --> 00:53:20,936 ENOUGH TO SEND THE KIDS TO A GOOD SCHOOL. 1088 00:53:21,023 --> 00:53:23,504 WE'RE GONNA BUY A BIG, NEW HOUSE. 1089 00:53:23,591 --> 00:53:24,940 - HMM! 1090 00:53:25,027 --> 00:53:28,944 - WE'RE GONNA GET SOME APPLIANCES. 1091 00:53:30,816 --> 00:53:32,905 TELL YOU WHAT. 1092 00:53:32,992 --> 00:53:35,342 TOMORROW... 1093 00:53:35,429 --> 00:53:37,475 I'M GONNA BUY A MATTRESS. 1094 00:53:37,562 --> 00:53:40,521 A BIG ONE. 1095 00:53:40,608 --> 00:53:43,176 WITH SHEETS. 1096 00:53:43,263 --> 00:53:44,656 AND PILLOWS. 1097 00:53:44,743 --> 00:53:45,744 - OHH. 1098 00:53:45,831 --> 00:53:47,746 - YEAH. HMM? 1099 00:53:47,833 --> 00:53:49,313 - YOU'RE JUST TALKIN' DIRTY NOW. 1100 00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,315 - MM. 1101 00:53:51,402 --> 00:53:52,490 REFRIGERATOR. 1102 00:53:52,577 --> 00:53:54,883 - REFRIGERATOR. - MM-HMM. 1103 00:53:54,970 --> 00:53:56,015 DISHWASHER. 1104 00:53:56,102 --> 00:53:56,929 - DISHWASHER. - OHH! 1105 00:53:57,016 --> 00:53:59,148 - UM... 1106 00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:00,628 ELECTRIC CAN OPENER. 1107 00:54:00,715 --> 00:54:02,413 - ARGH! 1108 00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:06,243 - ♪ WHAT GHOST IS RATTLING YOUR FRONT PORCH ♪ 1109 00:54:06,330 --> 00:54:07,896 ♪ CAN'T TELL WHAT'S GOLDEN ♪ 1110 00:54:07,983 --> 00:54:09,550 - THIS IS FOR $1 MILLION. 1111 00:54:09,637 --> 00:54:11,378 - YEAH. 1112 00:54:11,465 --> 00:54:13,554 YEAH, I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD HAVE IT. 1113 00:54:13,641 --> 00:54:15,252 UH, WAIT A COUPLE DAYS, THOUGH, 1114 00:54:15,339 --> 00:54:17,210 BEFORE YOU CASH IT. 1115 00:54:17,297 --> 00:54:21,519 - UM...NO, I-- I JUST WANT THE REGULAR CHECK. 1116 00:54:21,606 --> 00:54:23,260 OKAY, YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO THE KIDS. 1117 00:54:23,347 --> 00:54:26,524 - JESUS, LILLY, THAT'LL BUY YOU ANYTHING THEY WANT. 1118 00:54:26,611 --> 00:54:30,049 I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY. 1119 00:54:30,136 --> 00:54:33,357 - THAT IS SO SWEET, JESS. 1120 00:54:33,444 --> 00:54:37,665 BUT, PLEASE, JUST PAY WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO, AND... 1121 00:54:37,752 --> 00:54:39,624 STAY SOBER. 1122 00:54:39,711 --> 00:54:43,367 OKAY? THAT'S WHAT'LL MAKE ME REALLY HAPPY. 1123 00:54:43,454 --> 00:54:45,630 - WELL, CAN I TAKE THE KIDS BOWLING? 1124 00:54:45,717 --> 00:54:48,067 AH, SOME OF THE GUYS ARE GOING OUT TO CELEBRATE. 1125 00:54:48,154 --> 00:54:52,245 - DO YOU HAVE THE REGULAR CHECK? 1126 00:54:52,332 --> 00:54:54,595 - ♪ I KNOW YOU'LL OFFER UP THE FULL COURSE ♪ 1127 00:54:54,682 --> 00:54:57,163 - OKAY, UM...JESSICA. 1128 00:54:57,250 --> 00:54:59,992 JORDAN, HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BOWLING, OKAY? 1129 00:55:00,079 --> 00:55:01,820 - COOL! 1130 00:55:01,907 --> 00:55:03,561 - ♪ WHAT GHOST IS RATTLING YOUR FRONT PORCH ♪ 1131 00:55:03,648 --> 00:55:04,779 - THANKS. 1132 00:55:04,866 --> 00:55:06,390 - MM-HMM. 1133 00:55:06,477 --> 00:55:08,130 - ♪ ON HIS HEAD ♪ 1134 00:55:08,217 --> 00:55:11,699 ♪ I KNOW YOU'LL OFFER UP THE FULL COURSE ♪ 1135 00:55:11,786 --> 00:55:14,180 ♪ THEY'LL WAIT FOR HOURS UNTIL THEY'RE FED ♪ 1136 00:55:14,267 --> 00:55:16,008 - NO CANDY THIS TIME. I PROMISE. 1137 00:55:16,095 --> 00:55:17,662 - OKAY. 1138 00:55:17,749 --> 00:55:20,491 THANKS. 1139 00:55:20,578 --> 00:55:23,624 - ♪ OH, UNTIL THEY'RE FED ♪ 1140 00:55:27,715 --> 00:55:30,109 - YOU OKAY? 1141 00:55:30,196 --> 00:55:31,763 - I GOTTA GO. 1142 00:55:34,069 --> 00:55:36,681 - DID YOU GET YOUR DIARRHEA PILLS? 1143 00:55:43,557 --> 00:55:46,995 - WHOOOOO! 1144 00:55:50,912 --> 00:55:52,610 - WHEW. 1145 00:55:52,697 --> 00:55:54,612 GLAD I WENT FOR THE PORK. 1146 00:55:57,571 --> 00:56:00,095 - SO, UH, CAN YOU AFFORD THIS PLACE? 1147 00:56:00,182 --> 00:56:02,663 'CAUSE I KNOW HIS PENSION AND THE UAW HEALTH PLAN 1148 00:56:02,750 --> 00:56:05,231 KIND OF BANKRUPT, SO... - OH, I CAN AFFORD IT, THANKS. 1149 00:56:05,318 --> 00:56:07,755 - WELL, JUST BEEN A LOT OF LOOKY-LOOS LATELY. 1150 00:56:07,842 --> 00:56:09,322 SINCE THE ECONOMY HIT THE SKIDS, 1151 00:56:09,409 --> 00:56:11,106 FOLKS LOOKING TO UNLOAD THEIR PROBLEMS. 1152 00:56:11,193 --> 00:56:12,760 - WELL, MY DAD'S NOT A PROBLEM. 1153 00:56:12,847 --> 00:56:14,588 - ALL RIGHT, SURE. 1154 00:56:14,675 --> 00:56:17,635 OH, LORD HAVE MERCY. DON'T--AH--MM-MM-MM-MM-MM! 1155 00:56:17,722 --> 00:56:19,550 - EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM? 1156 00:56:19,637 --> 00:56:21,639 - JUST KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THE PLANTS. 1157 00:56:21,726 --> 00:56:22,727 - WELL, HE'S NOT GONNA HURT 'EM. 1158 00:56:22,814 --> 00:56:23,815 - HE'S TRYING TO WATER IT. 1159 00:56:23,902 --> 00:56:24,859 - MAYBE IT NEEDS WATERING. 1160 00:56:24,946 --> 00:56:27,340 - IT'S PLASTIC. 1161 00:56:27,427 --> 00:56:28,689 - DAD. 1162 00:56:28,776 --> 00:56:33,564 - HMM? - COME ON. 1163 00:56:33,651 --> 00:56:35,217 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 1164 00:56:35,304 --> 00:56:36,480 IS THERE SOMETHING WE CAN DO ABOUT THE SMELL? 1165 00:56:36,567 --> 00:56:38,046 - THESE FOLKS DON'T MIND. 1166 00:56:38,133 --> 00:56:39,874 - WELL, WHAT ABOUT THEIR VISITORS? 1167 00:56:39,961 --> 00:56:41,659 - VISITORS? 1168 00:56:41,746 --> 00:56:45,576 THEY LUCKY IF THEY GOT BEDBUGS TO KEEP 'EM COMPANY. 1169 00:56:47,273 --> 00:56:48,448 - DAD. 1170 00:56:48,535 --> 00:56:50,711 LET'S JUST GO HOME. 1171 00:56:50,798 --> 00:56:54,106 LOVELY PLACE. - MM-HMM, THANK YOU. 1172 00:56:58,240 --> 00:57:00,678 - SO HOW WAS THE FLIGHT? 1173 00:57:00,765 --> 00:57:03,115 - HAD SCREAMING BRATS ON THE FIRST LEG. 1174 00:57:03,202 --> 00:57:06,161 WHAT'S WITH THE MILLIONAIRE SENDING ECONOMY TICKETS? 1175 00:57:07,989 --> 00:57:10,035 - IS THAT A TV OR A MOVIE SCREEN? 1176 00:57:10,122 --> 00:57:11,776 - MERV, DAD CAN'T SEE THE SCREEN. 1177 00:57:11,863 --> 00:57:13,342 - OH. OH, OH. 1178 00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:14,518 - SO WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BUY A REAL HOME 1179 00:57:14,605 --> 00:57:16,128 AND SOME NICE FURNITURE? 1180 00:57:16,215 --> 00:57:18,913 - I DON'T KNOW. HAPPENED SO FAST, UH... 1181 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,741 NOT MUCH ROOM ON THE CREDIT CARD 1182 00:57:20,828 --> 00:57:22,351 UNTIL I GET THE CHECK. 1183 00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:24,441 - YOU DON'T HAVE THE MONEY YET? 1184 00:57:26,181 --> 00:57:28,836 DO YOU--DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA GET IT SOON? 1185 00:57:28,923 --> 00:57:31,535 - DON'T KNOW. I GUESS SO. 1186 00:57:31,622 --> 00:57:32,710 I GUESS I SHOULD CHECK. 1187 00:57:32,797 --> 00:57:34,929 - DUH! 1188 00:57:35,016 --> 00:57:37,062 - MERV, SCREEN! - OOH. 1189 00:57:37,149 --> 00:57:40,761 - I DIDN'T WANT TO PRESS, BUT WE'RE KIND OF IN NEED. 1190 00:57:40,848 --> 00:57:42,284 - WHAT KIND OF NEED? 1191 00:57:42,371 --> 00:57:46,114 - 120 DAYS LATE KIND OF NEED. 1192 00:57:46,201 --> 00:57:48,247 - CLAIRE, YOU-- - DON'T CLAIRE ME. 1193 00:57:48,334 --> 00:57:50,249 IT'S THE DAMN REAL ESTATE AGENTS. 1194 00:57:50,336 --> 00:57:51,729 - HOW MUCH DO YOU NEED? 1195 00:57:51,816 --> 00:57:53,905 - 150,000. - HOLY SHIT! 1196 00:57:53,992 --> 00:57:56,560 - THAT'S POCKET CHANGE TO YOU. 1197 00:57:56,647 --> 00:58:01,782 - OKAY, I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 1198 00:58:01,869 --> 00:58:03,871 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN ASKED ABOUT DAD YET. 1199 00:58:03,958 --> 00:58:06,265 - GUESS I WAS STRESSED ABOUT THE HOUSE. 1200 00:58:06,352 --> 00:58:08,789 - HE KEEPS FORGETTING THINGS. I MEAN, EVEN THIS LOTTERY THING. 1201 00:58:08,876 --> 00:58:10,574 I TELL HIM ABOUT IT, HE GETS ALL EXCITED, 1202 00:58:10,661 --> 00:58:14,099 AND THE NEXT DAY, HE DOESN'T REMEMBER IT AT ALL. 1203 00:58:14,186 --> 00:58:17,798 GUESS THE UPSIDE IS DAD GETS TO WIN THE LOTTERY EVERY DAY. 1204 00:58:29,549 --> 00:58:32,813 - DID I GROW A TARGET ON MY FOREHEAD OVERNIGHT? 1205 00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:36,338 FIVE LAWSUITS. NEVER BEEN SUED IN MY LIFE. 1206 00:58:36,425 --> 00:58:39,385 THIS JANITOR, HE MOVES TO OHIO, 1207 00:58:39,472 --> 00:58:41,605 AND HE'S SUING ME FOR KEEPING HIM OUT OF THE POOL. 1208 00:58:41,692 --> 00:58:44,259 - DIDN'T YOU FIRE HIM? - YEAH, I FIRED EVERYBODY. 1209 00:58:44,346 --> 00:58:46,523 WHAT, ARE THEY ALL GONNA SUE ME NOW? 1210 00:58:46,610 --> 00:58:48,525 HOW COME NONE OF YOU GUYS ARE GETTING SUED? 1211 00:58:48,612 --> 00:58:50,265 - 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE ON TV. 1212 00:58:50,352 --> 00:58:52,006 - WE DIDN'T FIRE ANYBODY. 1213 00:58:52,093 --> 00:58:54,879 - THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH THIS COUNTRY. 1214 00:58:54,966 --> 00:58:56,315 EVERYBODY JUST WANTS TO BLAME EVERYBODY ELSE. 1215 00:58:56,402 --> 00:58:57,751 - ISN'T IT GETTING KIND OF LATE? 1216 00:58:57,838 --> 00:58:59,448 - ED PROBABLY GOT TIRED AND PULLED OFF 1217 00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:00,885 TO STAY THE NIGHT SOMEWHERE. 1218 00:59:00,972 --> 00:59:02,408 - WELL, WOULDN'T HE HAVE CALLED? 1219 00:59:02,495 --> 00:59:03,844 - 30 YEARS, HE'S ONLY CALLED ME TWICE 1220 00:59:03,931 --> 00:59:05,324 'CAUSE HE'S BEEN LATE. 1221 00:59:05,411 --> 00:59:07,631 ONCE TO BAIL HIM OUT. 1222 00:59:07,718 --> 00:59:10,764 YOU'RE DONE. 1223 00:59:10,851 --> 00:59:12,853 - WOW. 1224 00:59:12,940 --> 00:59:14,812 THAT KIND OF FELT LIKE LAST CALL. 1225 00:59:40,925 --> 00:59:43,841 ED, I DON'T GET WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH YOU. 1226 00:59:46,365 --> 00:59:47,845 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 1227 00:59:47,932 --> 00:59:50,891 - IT'S BEEN CIRCLING OUT THERE FOR A WHILE NOW. 1228 00:59:50,978 --> 00:59:53,677 - WHAT HAS? 1229 00:59:53,764 --> 00:59:55,113 - I'M NOT SURE. 1230 00:59:58,029 --> 00:59:59,987 - LOOK... 1231 01:00:00,074 --> 01:00:01,510 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HOME BY NOW. 1232 01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:04,252 - YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A KID, BERT? 1233 01:00:04,339 --> 01:00:07,255 REMEMBER THE BEGINNING OF SUMMER? 1234 01:00:07,342 --> 01:00:10,824 THE SEA OF TIME BEFORE YOU, 1235 01:00:10,911 --> 01:00:13,958 FILLED WITH ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES, 1236 01:00:14,045 --> 01:00:16,525 AND THE SUMMER CAME TO AN END, AND YOU... 1237 01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:19,790 YOU STARTED FEELING LET DOWN, LIKE... 1238 01:00:19,877 --> 01:00:23,358 LIKE ALL THOSE POSSIBILITIES WEREN'T QUITE FULFILLED. 1239 01:00:23,445 --> 01:00:29,277 THAT HAPPENED UNTIL YOU REALIZED ONE DAY... 1240 01:00:29,364 --> 01:00:32,629 THAT WAS YOUR LIFE SPREAD OUT IN FRONT OF YOU. 1241 01:00:34,979 --> 01:00:38,547 THE DAY THAT I RETIRED... 1242 01:00:38,635 --> 01:00:41,333 WAS FIRED... 1243 01:00:41,420 --> 01:00:46,904 IT FELT LIKE LIFE... 1244 01:00:46,991 --> 01:00:50,211 IT FELT LIKE LIFE WAS RUNNING OUT OF SUMMERS. 1245 01:00:50,298 --> 01:00:53,084 AND... LOTTERY TICKETS 1246 01:00:53,171 --> 01:00:56,870 ARE A LOT LIKE SUMMERS. 1247 01:00:56,957 --> 01:01:00,265 THOSE BLANK TICKETS 1248 01:01:00,352 --> 01:01:02,615 HOLD ALL THAT POSSIBILITY. 1249 01:01:02,702 --> 01:01:06,445 UNTIL YOU FILL THEM UP WITH YOUR NUMBERS. 1250 01:01:06,532 --> 01:01:12,320 THEN YOU HAVE JUST ONE CHANCE. 1251 01:01:12,407 --> 01:01:13,670 AND THEN IT'S GONE. 1252 01:01:13,757 --> 01:01:15,236 - ED... 1253 01:01:15,323 --> 01:01:17,761 WHAT EXACTLY'S HAPPENED? 1254 01:01:24,376 --> 01:01:25,986 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 1255 01:01:26,073 --> 01:01:28,685 - WHAT? - RUN. 1256 01:01:30,425 --> 01:01:32,079 - WHAT IF HE'S DEAD? 1257 01:01:32,166 --> 01:01:34,473 OH, DON'T TELL ME IT HASN'T CROSSED YOUR MIND. 1258 01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:36,214 - HE'S NOT DEAD. 1259 01:01:36,301 --> 01:01:38,564 - HE HASN'T BEEN SEEN OR HEARD FROM IN DAYS. 1260 01:01:38,651 --> 01:01:40,784 MAYBE BERT MURDERED HIM, OR... 1261 01:01:40,871 --> 01:01:42,350 HE FLED TO CANADA WITH THE TICKET, 1262 01:01:42,437 --> 01:01:43,743 OR HE LOST IT. 1263 01:01:43,830 --> 01:01:45,527 - RORY, YOU'RE GETTING PARANOID. 1264 01:01:45,614 --> 01:01:47,181 - YEAH, WELL, A FELLA IN COLLINS STOLE A MILLION BUCKS 1265 01:01:47,268 --> 01:01:49,662 FROM SOME GUYS IN A POOL IN '93. 1266 01:01:49,749 --> 01:01:51,533 - AND HOW DO YOU HAVE THAT ON THE TIP OF YOUR TONGUE? 1267 01:01:51,620 --> 01:01:53,492 - GOBBERS TOLD ME. 1268 01:01:53,579 --> 01:01:56,582 - ALL RIGHT. WANNA KNOW MY THEORY? 1269 01:01:56,669 --> 01:01:58,410 ED'S GOT A SECOND WIFE. 1270 01:01:58,497 --> 01:02:00,717 AND SHE FOUND OUT, AND SHE KILLED HIM FOR OUR TICKET. 1271 01:02:00,804 --> 01:02:03,023 - OH, GREAT. - PLANS TO RUN OFF TO ARGENTINA. 1272 01:02:03,110 --> 01:02:04,982 - I KNOW WHAT Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT 1273 01:02:05,069 --> 01:02:06,723 'CAUSE I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT HIM TOO. 1274 01:02:06,810 --> 01:02:08,333 HIS HEALTH HASN'T BEEN THAT GREAT. 1275 01:02:08,420 --> 01:02:11,728 BUT HE'S FINE, OKAY? SO STOP YOUR WORRYING. 1276 01:02:11,815 --> 01:02:13,904 - MAY, DO YOU WANT ME TO STAY HERE AND KEEP YOU COMPANY? 1277 01:02:13,991 --> 01:02:15,427 - NO, I'LL BE FINE. 1278 01:02:15,514 --> 01:02:17,516 I'LL CALL YOU ALL AS SOON AS HE GETS BACK. 1279 01:02:17,603 --> 01:02:19,997 TOMORROW IS GONNA BE A BIG DAY. 1280 01:02:20,084 --> 01:02:21,520 GO HOME AND GET SOME REST. 1281 01:02:21,607 --> 01:02:23,348 - OKAY. - OKAY? 1282 01:02:23,435 --> 01:02:25,219 - THANK YOU, MAY. - PARANOIA ASIDE, 1283 01:02:25,306 --> 01:02:27,874 IF HE'S NOT HERE BY NOON, I'M UP THERE TO FIND HIM. 1284 01:02:27,961 --> 01:02:31,704 - BETTER BELIEVE IT. 1285 01:02:47,067 --> 01:02:48,852 - ED? 1286 01:02:48,939 --> 01:02:52,420 OHH! BABY, THANK GOD. 1287 01:02:52,507 --> 01:02:54,074 OH, WHAT HAPPENED? 1288 01:02:54,161 --> 01:02:55,859 WE WERE SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 1289 01:02:55,946 --> 01:02:58,122 - I'M--I'M FINE. I JU--I JUST, 1290 01:02:58,209 --> 01:03:00,124 UH, TOOK SOME TIME TO DO A LITTLE SOUL SEARCHING. 1291 01:03:00,211 --> 01:03:02,691 - SO YOU KNOW! 1292 01:03:02,779 --> 01:03:06,565 - HEY, MAY, MAY, MAY... - WHAT? 1293 01:03:06,652 --> 01:03:08,872 - UM, WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER OVER 36 YEARS. 1294 01:03:08,959 --> 01:03:10,047 - UH-HUH. - AND IN THAT TIME, 1295 01:03:10,134 --> 01:03:11,875 I'VE DONE SOME STUPID THINGS. 1296 01:03:11,962 --> 01:03:13,050 - THEY'RE ALL FORGIVEN, BABY. 1297 01:03:13,137 --> 01:03:14,442 NONE OF THAT MATTERS ANYMORE. 1298 01:03:14,529 --> 01:03:15,835 - MAY, I-I NEED... 1299 01:03:15,922 --> 01:03:18,055 I NEED FOR YOU TO LISTEN BECAUSE I-- 1300 01:03:18,142 --> 01:03:21,754 I PRACTICED WHAT I HAD TO SAY 100 TIMES IN MY HEAD, 1301 01:03:21,841 --> 01:03:23,321 AND I DON'T WANT TO MESS IT UP. 1302 01:03:23,408 --> 01:03:25,149 - OKAY. - YOU MIGHT MURDER ME. 1303 01:03:25,236 --> 01:03:26,541 - OH! OKAY, I'M ALL EARS. 1304 01:03:26,628 --> 01:03:29,544 - YOU KNOW I'M JUST LIKE ANYONE. 1305 01:03:29,631 --> 01:03:31,720 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GONNA SEE SIGNS 1306 01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:35,115 AND FIND MEANING IN LITTLE THINGS, 1307 01:03:35,202 --> 01:03:36,813 LIKE, UH, MY LUCKY NUMBER 1308 01:03:36,900 --> 01:03:38,727 IN A LICENSE PLATE... - MM-HMM. 1309 01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:40,164 - YOU KNOW, AND SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 1310 01:03:40,251 --> 01:03:42,122 - SEE, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, BABY, 1311 01:03:42,209 --> 01:03:43,907 NOBODY THINKS YOU'RE CRAZY ANYMORE. 1312 01:03:43,994 --> 01:03:45,473 COME ON, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR VISION! 1313 01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:47,214 - TH-THE--IT JUST... 1314 01:03:47,301 --> 01:03:49,042 IT ENDED UP JUST BEING FOOD POISONING. 1315 01:03:49,129 --> 01:03:51,915 - THAT'S NONSENSE, ED. WE WON! 1316 01:03:52,002 --> 01:03:54,308 WE WON, BABY! 1317 01:03:54,395 --> 01:03:56,571 THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IS... 1318 01:03:56,658 --> 01:03:58,617 WHERE WE GONNA SPEND OUR RETIREMENT, 1319 01:03:58,704 --> 01:04:00,445 AND WHAT HOTEL WE GONNA STAY IN... 1320 01:04:00,532 --> 01:04:03,448 IN PARIS! 1321 01:04:03,535 --> 01:04:07,147 - THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE A HOTEL, MAY. 1322 01:04:07,234 --> 01:04:10,368 NO RETIREMENT. NO PARIS. 1323 01:04:10,455 --> 01:04:12,152 - OF COURSE THERE IS, BABY. OF COURSE. 1324 01:04:12,239 --> 01:04:14,763 - NO, NO, I DIDN'T BUY THE TICKETS, MAY. 1325 01:04:14,851 --> 01:04:17,157 I BOUGHT SOME OTHER SILLY TICKET 1326 01:04:17,244 --> 01:04:21,553 WITH THE NUMBERS FROM THIS DAMN FORTUNE COOKIE. 1327 01:04:33,782 --> 01:04:37,134 UH...MAY... 1328 01:04:40,789 --> 01:04:44,837 YOU ALL RIGHT? 1329 01:04:44,924 --> 01:04:47,405 PEOPLE JUST WANT TO BELIEVE THERE'S GOTTA BE 1330 01:04:47,492 --> 01:04:49,189 SOMETHING MORE. 1331 01:04:49,276 --> 01:04:51,800 IF NOT, THEN WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 1332 01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:54,673 ALL THOSE VISIONS, ASTROLOGERS, SUPERSTITIONS--NO. 1333 01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:57,197 "WHAT IF THAT BEGGAR WAS GOD" KIND OF STUFF. 1334 01:04:57,284 --> 01:05:00,157 AH, MAKES YOU CRAZY SOMETIMES. 1335 01:05:00,244 --> 01:05:03,160 - ED, I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO... 1336 01:05:03,247 --> 01:05:04,988 PUT SOME STRUCTURE ON THIS, BUT... 1337 01:05:05,075 --> 01:05:08,295 THAT BEGGAR, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES IS JUST A BEGGAR. 1338 01:05:08,382 --> 01:05:14,171 A CIGAR SOMETIMES JUST A CIGAR, ED. 1339 01:05:15,346 --> 01:05:17,652 WHAT WE GONNA DO? 1340 01:05:17,739 --> 01:05:19,567 THIS IS ALL ON US. 1341 01:05:19,654 --> 01:05:21,787 - WE'RE NO WORSE OFF THAN BEFORE. 1342 01:05:21,874 --> 01:05:24,050 I MEAN, THINGS WEREN'T THAT BAD, WERE THEY? 1343 01:05:24,137 --> 01:05:25,791 NOW, DISAPPOINTING, YEAH. 1344 01:05:25,878 --> 01:05:28,576 BUT IT'S NOT LIKE WE TOLD 'EM WE'RE DYING. 1345 01:05:28,663 --> 01:05:31,275 YOU KNOW, ALL WE DO IS TELL THEM THAT... 1346 01:05:31,362 --> 01:05:36,019 THEY ARE WHO THEY WERE... BEFORE THEY WON. 1347 01:05:36,106 --> 01:05:37,585 - WELL, IT SOUNDS A LITTLE BETTER 1348 01:05:37,672 --> 01:05:40,675 WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT, BUT... 1349 01:05:40,762 --> 01:05:42,982 IT'S NOT TRUE, ED. THIS IS BIG, MAN. 1350 01:05:43,069 --> 01:05:45,202 THIS IS--YOU HAVE... 1351 01:05:45,289 --> 01:05:47,421 NO IDEA HOW BIG THIS IS. 1352 01:05:47,508 --> 01:05:51,034 IT'S INSPIRED PEOPLE. 1353 01:05:51,121 --> 01:05:53,514 REVOLTED OTHERS. 1354 01:05:53,601 --> 01:05:55,690 YEAH, LOOK. 1355 01:06:13,404 --> 01:06:16,320 WELL, SAY SOMETHING, ED. 1356 01:06:16,407 --> 01:06:18,583 COME ON, NOW, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID 1357 01:06:18,670 --> 01:06:23,240 THAT WE STILL HAVE OUR HEALTH. 1358 01:06:23,327 --> 01:06:27,896 COME ON, SAY SOMETHING. 1359 01:06:27,984 --> 01:06:30,247 - FUCK. 1360 01:06:32,336 --> 01:06:34,773 - HEY! 1361 01:06:34,860 --> 01:06:36,296 - ED, ED, ED, ED. 1362 01:06:36,383 --> 01:06:39,038 - WHAT'S GOING ON, OLD MAN? HUH? 1363 01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:40,431 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT! 1364 01:06:40,518 --> 01:06:42,607 - 40-YEAR-OLD WHISKEY. 1365 01:06:42,694 --> 01:06:45,610 I BEEN SAVING IT SINCE...FOREVER. 1366 01:06:45,697 --> 01:06:46,828 - AH. 1367 01:06:46,915 --> 01:06:48,091 - WE GONNA--WHAT? 1368 01:06:48,178 --> 01:06:53,879 - YOU OWE ME $4,740. 1369 01:06:53,966 --> 01:06:55,924 - JEEZ, JUST FOR THIS ONE BOTTLE? 1370 01:06:56,012 --> 01:06:58,927 - FOR THE TAB. 1371 01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:00,973 SINCE YOU GUYS GOT LUCKY. 1372 01:07:01,060 --> 01:07:03,845 - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAN? 1373 01:07:03,932 --> 01:07:05,499 - WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 1374 01:07:05,586 --> 01:07:07,110 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH JESSIE? 1375 01:07:07,197 --> 01:07:10,156 - LET'S EACH, UH, HAVE A GLASS OF WHISKEY. 1376 01:07:10,243 --> 01:07:11,810 - WELL, WHAT'S GOING ON? 1377 01:07:11,897 --> 01:07:13,681 - I'D DRINK THE WHISKEY FIRST, IF I WERE YOU. 1378 01:07:13,768 --> 01:07:15,161 - HE DIDN'T BUY THE TICKET. 1379 01:07:15,248 --> 01:07:16,858 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. SAY WHAT? 1380 01:07:16,945 --> 01:07:18,512 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HE DIDN'T BUY THE TICKET? 1381 01:07:18,599 --> 01:07:20,775 - THE MOTHERFUCKER BOUGHT A DIFFERENT TICKET! 1382 01:07:20,862 --> 01:07:23,822 - ED, IS THAT TRUE? 1383 01:07:23,909 --> 01:07:25,302 - YEAH. - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1384 01:07:25,389 --> 01:07:27,956 I-I-I-- I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1385 01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:32,352 - I GOT $37,000 HERE IN CASH. 1386 01:07:32,439 --> 01:07:33,832 I--I CLOSED MY SAVINGS. 1387 01:07:33,919 --> 01:07:36,400 I'D SELL MY HOUSE, IF I CAN, MY CAR. 1388 01:07:36,487 --> 01:07:37,792 I--YOU CAN DIVIDE IT UP AMONGST YOURS-- 1389 01:07:37,879 --> 01:07:39,446 - YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS, MAN. 1390 01:07:39,533 --> 01:07:41,666 YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS, YOU BLUE-BALLED, 1391 01:07:41,753 --> 01:07:44,277 PIG-BRAINED, MOTHERFUCKIN' COCKSUCKER! 1392 01:07:44,364 --> 01:07:47,846 YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS RIGHT NOW! 1393 01:07:47,933 --> 01:07:51,023 - YOU OWE ME $10 MILLION. I AM GONNA FUCKIN' KILL YOU! 1394 01:07:51,110 --> 01:07:52,503 - JESSIE, COME ON. 1395 01:07:52,590 --> 01:07:53,852 TAKE IT EASY. WHAT'S THAT GONNA DO? 1396 01:07:53,939 --> 01:07:55,462 - WELL, IT'S GONNA MAKE HIM DEAD. 1397 01:07:55,549 --> 01:07:57,160 - WHAT CAN I DO, HUH? 1398 01:07:57,247 --> 01:07:59,292 - I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME THE MONEY. 1399 01:07:59,379 --> 01:08:00,685 - JESS, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT, MAN? 1400 01:08:00,772 --> 01:08:02,295 - GLUE GUN. 1401 01:08:02,382 --> 01:08:04,167 - A PINK ONE? - YEAH, IT WAS ON CLEARANCE. 1402 01:08:04,254 --> 01:08:06,212 - HE GOT IT TO REPLACE THE ONE HE PAWNED. 1403 01:08:06,299 --> 01:08:08,823 - YEAH, AND NOW, I'M GONNA KILL YOU WITH IT. 1404 01:08:08,910 --> 01:08:10,912 - YOU GONNA GLUE HIM TO DEATH? 1405 01:08:10,999 --> 01:08:12,479 COME ON, WE CAN'T TAKE HIS MONEY. 1406 01:08:12,566 --> 01:08:14,177 - BULLSHIT! - YOU WANNA TAKE HIS MONEY, 1407 01:08:14,264 --> 01:08:15,439 JESSIE, GO AHEAD, TAKE HIS MONEY. 1408 01:08:15,526 --> 01:08:17,136 - SEE? - GUYS, IT'S HIS MONEY. 1409 01:08:17,223 --> 01:08:19,269 IT'S NOT LIKE HE STOLE IT. - HERE. HERE, TAKE IT. 1410 01:08:19,356 --> 01:08:21,880 I'LL GET MORE AND GIVE IT TO YOU. 1411 01:08:21,967 --> 01:08:27,190 - FUCK! 1412 01:08:29,453 --> 01:08:33,021 - YEAH, I, UH... 1413 01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:36,895 REALLY NEEDED THAT MONEY, ED. 1414 01:08:36,982 --> 01:08:39,985 I DESERVED IT. 1415 01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:45,904 - UM... 1416 01:08:45,991 --> 01:08:47,427 ED... 1417 01:08:47,514 --> 01:08:49,951 I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS. 1418 01:08:50,038 --> 01:08:53,346 UM... Y-- 1419 01:08:53,433 --> 01:08:56,175 WE'VE BEEN BUYING THE SAME TICKETS FOR-- 1420 01:08:56,262 --> 01:08:57,785 FOR TEN YEARS. 1421 01:08:57,872 --> 01:09:03,008 AND YOU JUST DECIDED ON YOUR OWN 1422 01:09:03,095 --> 01:09:06,403 TO BUY A DIFFERENT ONE? 1423 01:09:06,490 --> 01:09:10,189 - I'M SORRY. 1424 01:09:34,866 --> 01:09:39,000 - ♪ TELL ME WHY YOU REACH ♪ 1425 01:09:39,087 --> 01:09:41,438 ♪ GRASPING FOR MY KNEE ♪ 1426 01:09:41,525 --> 01:09:44,441 ♪ MY WRIST ♪ 1427 01:09:49,707 --> 01:09:53,450 ♪ THE LADDER ON THIS BEACH ♪ 1428 01:09:53,537 --> 01:09:56,801 ♪ CONNECTING YOU TO ME ♪ 1429 01:09:56,888 --> 01:09:59,456 ♪ LIKE THIS ♪ 1430 01:10:04,896 --> 01:10:09,074 ♪ AH AH ♪ 1431 01:10:09,161 --> 01:10:12,469 ♪ AH AH ♪ 1432 01:10:12,556 --> 01:10:14,210 ♪ OH ♪ 1433 01:10:27,092 --> 01:10:29,486 - RIGHT NOW, I THINK THE MOST IMPORTANT THING 1434 01:10:29,573 --> 01:10:33,272 FOR US TO REMEMBER IS THAT... 1435 01:10:33,359 --> 01:10:35,492 WE'RE NOT THAT MUCH WORSE OFF 1436 01:10:35,579 --> 01:10:38,625 THAN WE WERE A WEEK AGO. 1437 01:10:42,107 --> 01:10:43,848 - WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE CREDIT CARDS 1438 01:10:43,935 --> 01:10:47,547 AND THE CARS AND... 1439 01:10:47,634 --> 01:10:51,682 AND THE HUMILIATION. 1440 01:10:51,769 --> 01:10:53,336 - YEAH, EXCEPT FOR THAT STUFF. 1441 01:10:53,423 --> 01:10:55,381 - YEAH, THAT STUFF. 1442 01:10:55,468 --> 01:10:56,948 - AND MY JOB. 1443 01:10:57,035 --> 01:11:00,517 - THEY'RE GONNA FIRE YOU? 1444 01:11:00,604 --> 01:11:02,823 - WELL, THAT DEPENDS ON... 1445 01:11:02,910 --> 01:11:06,479 HOW WELL SOME PEOPLE HANDLE SURPRISES. 1446 01:11:06,566 --> 01:11:08,351 - THIS HAD BETTER NOT BE A FUCKIN' TRICK 1447 01:11:08,438 --> 01:11:10,788 TO GET OUT OF YOUR MORONIC GIFT OR AROUND ME IN SOME WAY. 1448 01:11:10,875 --> 01:11:12,180 YOU'RE FIRED! - I FIGURED THAT. 1449 01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:14,052 - AND-- - AND WHAT? CAN'T DO MUCH ELSE. 1450 01:11:14,139 --> 01:11:16,184 - THE HELL I CAN'T. TRY FRAUD. 1451 01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:17,882 CONSPIRACY, EXTORTION. 1452 01:11:17,969 --> 01:11:19,187 - YOU KNOW THAT THERE WAS NOTHING MALICIOUS 1453 01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:20,537 ABOUT ANY OF THIS. 1454 01:11:20,624 --> 01:11:22,539 - I KNEW SOMEHOW, YOU'D FUCK ME. 1455 01:11:22,626 --> 01:11:24,584 - I DON'T CARE ENOUGH ABOUT YOU TO WANT TO FUCK YOU. 1456 01:11:24,671 --> 01:11:26,586 YOU'RE THE ONE THAT LEAKED IT. - YEAH, IN A PRESS CONFERENCE 1457 01:11:26,673 --> 01:11:28,501 AT 5:00 FOR YOUR GIVE-BACK, WHATEVER THE FUCK-- 1458 01:11:28,588 --> 01:11:31,374 DAMN IT, I AM NOT GONNA TAKE THE FALL FOR THIS! 1459 01:11:31,461 --> 01:11:32,940 - I FIGURED THAT TOO. 1460 01:11:33,027 --> 01:11:34,768 - WELL, YOU BETTER FIGURE ON THE SKY 1461 01:11:34,855 --> 01:11:35,987 FALLING DOWN ON YOU. 1462 01:11:36,074 --> 01:11:37,728 I'M GONNA CHECK YOUR TAXES. 1463 01:11:37,815 --> 01:11:39,251 I'M GOING TO SEE IF YOU EVER MISSED DOTTING AN "I" 1464 01:11:39,338 --> 01:11:40,426 OR CROSSING A "T." 1465 01:11:40,513 --> 01:11:42,254 EILEEN, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE! 1466 01:11:42,341 --> 01:11:43,777 - DO YOU REALLY WANT TO MAKE THIS ANY WORSE 1467 01:11:43,864 --> 01:11:45,344 THAN IT ALREADY IS? 1468 01:11:45,431 --> 01:11:48,216 - YOU JUST GO BURY YOURSELF AND SAY NOTHING. 1469 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:51,916 I'M GONNA MAKE YOU WISH DEATH WOULD SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS. 1470 01:11:57,138 --> 01:11:59,750 SCORCHED EARTH. 1471 01:11:59,837 --> 01:12:03,275 MAKE THE CALLS. 1472 01:12:05,756 --> 01:12:08,933 I HAVE VERY DIFFERENT PLANS FOR TODAY. 1473 01:12:09,020 --> 01:12:11,718 I HAVE VERY DIFFERENT PLANS FOR TODAY. 1474 01:12:11,805 --> 01:12:13,372 I'D PLANNED TO TALK ABOUT MY-- 1475 01:12:13,459 --> 01:12:15,722 MY CITYWIDE VOLUNTEER INITIATIVE. 1476 01:12:15,809 --> 01:12:19,813 INSTEAD, I GOTTA TALK ABOUT MORE DRAMATIC CUTS. 1477 01:12:19,900 --> 01:12:22,120 BUT FIRST, LLOYD HOWARD, 1478 01:12:22,207 --> 01:12:25,123 WHO CLAIMED TO HAVE WON LAST WEEK'S LOTTERY, 1479 01:12:25,210 --> 01:12:27,430 IN FACT DID NO SUCH THING. 1480 01:12:27,517 --> 01:12:31,651 PERHAPS, LIKE A FIREFIGHTER WHO SETS FIRE TO A HOUSE 1481 01:12:31,738 --> 01:12:34,045 IN ORDER TO RUSH IN AND RESCUE THE FAMILY, 1482 01:12:34,132 --> 01:12:36,003 HE WANTED TO BE A HERO. 1483 01:12:36,090 --> 01:12:39,267 BUT HE'S NO HERO. 1484 01:12:39,355 --> 01:12:43,315 THIS MAN ATTEMPTED TO EXTORT MILLIONS FROM PUBLIC COFFERS 1485 01:12:43,402 --> 01:12:45,883 TO FEND OFF GROWING FINANCIAL DIFFICULTIES. 1486 01:12:45,970 --> 01:12:48,276 I PROMISE A FULL INVESTIGATION 1487 01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:51,149 AND EXPECT CHARGES TO BE FILED SHORTLY. 1488 01:13:06,338 --> 01:13:08,688 - IT LOOKS PRETTY UGLY OUT THERE. 1489 01:13:08,775 --> 01:13:10,255 DOES MAY KNOW WHERE HE WENT? 1490 01:13:10,342 --> 01:13:13,040 - NO, SHE JUST SAID HE WAS BABBLING ON 1491 01:13:13,127 --> 01:13:15,260 ABOUT THE LIBRARY AND WALKED OUT THE DOOR 1492 01:13:15,347 --> 01:13:16,653 CARRYING A BUNCH OF TOOLS. 1493 01:13:16,740 --> 01:13:19,307 - OH, THAT MAN DOES NOT GIVE UP. 1494 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:22,702 - EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY. 1495 01:13:22,789 --> 01:13:25,401 - YEAH. WISH ME LUCK. 1496 01:13:27,185 --> 01:13:32,712 - REMEMBER, "NO COMMENT." 1497 01:13:32,799 --> 01:13:34,061 - THERE HE IS. - THERE HE IS! 1498 01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:38,326 - NO COMMENT. - DID YOU DEFRAUD, SIR? 1499 01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:39,719 - YOU GAVE US HOPE, AND WE TRUSTED YOU! 1500 01:13:39,806 --> 01:13:41,939 HOW COULD YOU BETRAY YOUR COMMUNITY? 1501 01:13:42,026 --> 01:13:43,680 - I'VE NOT BETRAYED THIS PLACE. 1502 01:13:43,767 --> 01:13:45,421 I SUPPOSE, IF I WAS A REAL CROOK, 1503 01:13:45,508 --> 01:13:47,684 I'D BE ASKING FOR A BAILOUT, LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 1504 01:13:47,771 --> 01:13:50,164 WHY AREN'T YOU--WHY AREN'T YOU CAMPED OUT ON THE MAYOR'S LAWN? 1505 01:13:50,251 --> 01:13:51,514 OR THE DIRECTOR OF FANNIE MAE OR FREDDIE MAC, 1506 01:13:51,601 --> 01:13:53,472 OR ANY OF THOSE OTHER IDIOTS 1507 01:13:53,559 --> 01:13:55,082 WHO WENT OUT AND SPENT A BUNCH OF MONEY THEY DIDN'T HAVE? 1508 01:13:55,169 --> 01:13:58,216 HUH? SPENT OUR MONEY. OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY. 1509 01:13:58,303 --> 01:13:59,739 HAS ANYBODY ACTUALLY LOOKED AROUND THIS PLACE? 1510 01:13:59,826 --> 01:14:01,437 - SO MUCH FOR "NO COMMENT." 1511 01:14:01,524 --> 01:14:03,003 - AND YOU GUYS ARE JUST STANDING AROUND WATCHING, 1512 01:14:03,090 --> 01:14:04,614 LIKE IT WASN'T HAPPENING TO YOU, BUT IT IS. 1513 01:14:04,701 --> 01:14:07,965 IT'S HAPPENING TO EVERYBODY, ALL OF US. 1514 01:14:08,052 --> 01:14:10,315 ALL I WAS TRYING TO DO IS... 1515 01:14:10,402 --> 01:14:13,231 GET PEOPLE TO GET UP OFF THEIR ASSES AND DO SOMETHING, 1516 01:14:13,318 --> 01:14:14,667 TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY. 1517 01:14:14,754 --> 01:14:17,670 YOU KNOW? 1518 01:14:17,757 --> 01:14:19,150 BREAK THE CYCLE, BEFORE IT BREAKS YOU. 1519 01:14:19,237 --> 01:14:21,108 - LOSER'S ON A ROLL. 1520 01:14:21,195 --> 01:14:24,895 - EVERYBODY, IT'S HAPPENING TO YOU AND YOU AND YOU. 1521 01:14:24,982 --> 01:14:26,505 - HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW. 1522 01:14:26,592 --> 01:14:28,202 - OH, YEAH? WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW? 1523 01:14:28,289 --> 01:14:31,336 - YOU TOLD ME ONCE TO ACT AS IF I GAVE A SHIT. 1524 01:14:31,423 --> 01:14:34,774 FOR YOUR INFO, I DO. 1525 01:14:34,861 --> 01:14:37,124 - IS ANYBODY PAYING ATTENTION? 1526 01:14:37,211 --> 01:14:39,300 I THINK I'VE SAID ENOUGH. 1527 01:14:39,387 --> 01:14:42,260 EXCUSE ME. 1528 01:15:34,573 --> 01:15:36,140 - WHERE'S THE OWNER OF THAT TRUCK? 1529 01:15:36,227 --> 01:15:39,491 GET HIM OUT OF HERE! 1530 01:15:46,933 --> 01:15:50,067 - JESS. - OH, GREAT. 1531 01:15:52,286 --> 01:15:54,811 HEY. - YOU ON A BENDER? 1532 01:15:54,898 --> 01:15:56,769 - NO. NO. NO, NO, NO. 1533 01:15:56,856 --> 01:15:59,206 I, UH... STAYED UP ALL NIGHT. 1534 01:15:59,293 --> 01:16:02,427 LOST 5 GRAND PLAYING KENO. 1535 01:16:02,514 --> 01:16:05,082 THOUGHT I COULD WIN OUR MONEY BACK. 1536 01:16:05,169 --> 01:16:08,651 LOOK, I STOPPED. I, YOU KNOW, 1537 01:16:08,738 --> 01:16:11,262 TOOK THE REST OF ED'S MONEY, AND BRINGING IT BACK HERE. 1538 01:16:11,349 --> 01:16:13,351 YOU KNOW, WHERE I LOST IT ALL. 1539 01:16:14,918 --> 01:16:16,223 WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE? 1540 01:16:16,310 --> 01:16:18,878 - YOU KNOW WHERE ED'S AT? - NO. 1541 01:16:18,965 --> 01:16:22,273 INSIDE, I GUESS. 1542 01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:24,449 - ALL RIGHT, GET UP. 1543 01:16:24,536 --> 01:16:29,323 - YEAH. I'LL, UH, I'LL BE RIGHT IN. 1544 01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:18,155 - WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON? 1545 01:17:18,242 --> 01:17:21,680 - THINK HIS OLD BUTT FINALLY BLEW A GASKET. 1546 01:17:21,767 --> 01:17:24,552 - HEY, ED. WHAT'S UP? 1547 01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:28,208 SOMETHING ELSE I CAN DO. 1548 01:17:28,295 --> 01:17:30,428 - AND HE THINKS THAT WE WANT TO MURDER HIM. 1549 01:17:30,515 --> 01:17:31,951 NOW, I CAN'T SAY THAT THAT THOUGHT 1550 01:17:32,038 --> 01:17:35,520 HASN'T CROSSED MY MIND, BUT, YOU KNOW-- 1551 01:17:35,607 --> 01:17:37,261 MAY CALLED ME, SAID SHE WAS WORRIED ABOUT HIM, 1552 01:17:37,348 --> 01:17:39,698 SO I CAME DOWN HERE AND-- HEY. 1553 01:17:39,785 --> 01:17:42,745 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN? - RESTORING THIS PLACE. 1554 01:17:45,573 --> 01:17:48,402 - SO WHAT IS THIS, YOUR PENANCE FOR SCREWING UP? 1555 01:17:48,489 --> 01:17:53,190 COME ON, ED, THIS WAS ALL JUST A HALF-ASSED IDEA ANYWAY. 1556 01:17:53,277 --> 01:17:55,105 - YOU KNOW WHAT, I JUST SAY WE LEAVE HIM UP THERE. 1557 01:17:55,192 --> 01:17:57,760 LET HIM--LET HIM FINISH IT, YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE THING. 1558 01:17:57,847 --> 01:17:59,762 THEN HE CAN COME TO MY HOUSE, WORK ON MY HOUSE, 1559 01:17:59,849 --> 01:18:01,415 AND THEN WORK HIS WAY DOWN THE BLOCK 1560 01:18:01,502 --> 01:18:02,808 AND FINISH EVERYBODY ELSE'S HOUSE TOO. 1561 01:18:02,895 --> 01:18:04,723 - WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO? 1562 01:18:04,810 --> 01:18:09,815 - WELL, TRY FORGIVING YOURSELF FOR A START. 1563 01:18:09,902 --> 01:18:11,382 - YOU GUYS HAVEN'T. 1564 01:18:11,469 --> 01:18:14,428 - YEAH, IT'S GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE TIME. 1565 01:18:14,515 --> 01:18:17,605 - WHAT IF YOU'RE IN JAIL? - A BIT MORE. 1566 01:18:17,693 --> 01:18:19,782 LOOK, WE GAVE IT OUR BEST. 1567 01:18:19,869 --> 01:18:22,567 - NO, YOU DON'T GIVE YOUR BEST, YOU GIVE WHAT'S NECESSARY. 1568 01:18:22,654 --> 01:18:25,309 AND YOU DON'T START SOMETHING AND THEN WALK AWAY FROM IT 1569 01:18:25,396 --> 01:18:26,832 WHEN IT GETS TOUGH. 1570 01:18:26,919 --> 01:18:30,880 THAT'S WHY THIS PLACE LOOKS THE WAY IT DOES. 1571 01:18:30,967 --> 01:18:32,838 - YOU'RE HOPELESS, 1572 01:18:32,925 --> 01:18:36,712 AND I'M GOING TO LET YOU HANDLE IT 'CAUSE I--NO, I JUST-- 1573 01:18:36,799 --> 01:18:40,628 I'M NOT DOING IT. 1574 01:19:19,232 --> 01:19:22,845 MOTHERFUCKERS. 1575 01:19:46,825 --> 01:19:48,566 DAMN IT. 1576 01:19:48,653 --> 01:19:50,568 CAREFUL WITH THAT STAINED GLASS. 1577 01:19:50,655 --> 01:19:52,483 IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO IN MY LIVING ROOM. 1578 01:19:54,702 --> 01:19:58,054 SERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS MORONS? 1579 01:19:58,141 --> 01:19:59,969 - SHIRLEY. 1580 01:20:00,056 --> 01:20:01,884 SHIRLEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1581 01:20:01,971 --> 01:20:03,494 YOU CAN'T DO THIS. - IT'S NOT AS IF ALL WE NEEDED 1582 01:20:03,581 --> 01:20:05,583 WAS A NEW COAT OF PAINT AND THE WEEDS WHACKED. 1583 01:20:05,670 --> 01:20:06,932 YOU FLUSHED OUR ONLY CHANCE 1584 01:20:07,019 --> 01:20:08,412 OF SOME REAL MONEY DOWN THE TOILET. 1585 01:20:08,499 --> 01:20:10,066 NOW I'M STUCK DOING DAMAGE CONTROL. 1586 01:20:10,153 --> 01:20:11,850 - WELL, YOU COULD'VE HELPED. 1587 01:20:11,937 --> 01:20:12,851 YOU KNOW, WE COULD'VE TURNED THIS PLACE AROUND. 1588 01:20:12,938 --> 01:20:14,461 - WE HAVE NO JOBS, 1589 01:20:14,548 --> 01:20:17,160 AND I'VE GOT AN 80-YEAR-OLD INFRASTRUCTURE 1590 01:20:17,247 --> 01:20:18,901 THAT NEEDS TO BE REPLACED 1591 01:20:18,988 --> 01:20:22,339 BEFORE SEWAGE STARTS SPEWING DOWN THE STREETS. 1592 01:20:22,426 --> 01:20:24,210 PEOPLE SEE WRECKING BALLS, THEY SEE PROGRESS. 1593 01:20:24,297 --> 01:20:27,170 OKAY, GET TO IT. - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. ED-- 1594 01:20:27,257 --> 01:20:29,433 ED AND JESSIE ARE STILL INSIDE. 1595 01:20:29,520 --> 01:20:31,739 - DAMN IT, GET THEM THE HELL OUT OF THERE. 1596 01:20:31,827 --> 01:20:33,524 - WHAT IF THEY DON'T MOVE? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 1597 01:20:33,611 --> 01:20:34,786 - ARREST THEM. 1598 01:20:34,873 --> 01:20:37,223 - WELL, THEN, I'LL JOIN THEM. 1599 01:20:37,310 --> 01:20:39,051 - THEN I'LL ARREST YOU TOO. - AND ME? 1600 01:20:39,138 --> 01:20:42,228 - AND ME? 1601 01:20:42,315 --> 01:20:44,317 - I'M ALREADY GOING TO ARREST YOU. 1602 01:20:44,404 --> 01:20:45,841 - YOU CAN'T ARREST EVERYBODY. 1603 01:20:45,928 --> 01:20:48,756 - YOU HONESTLY THINK I'M AFRAID OF YOU. 1604 01:20:48,844 --> 01:20:50,062 YOU CAN'T EVEN GET PEOPLE TO MOW THEIR LAWNS. 1605 01:20:50,149 --> 01:20:51,585 NO ONE CARES. 1606 01:20:51,672 --> 01:20:53,587 THEY'VE GIVEN UP. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 1607 01:20:53,674 --> 01:20:56,416 - 'CAUSE I BELIEVE THEY STILL DO CARE. 1608 01:20:56,503 --> 01:20:59,245 - UGH. 1609 01:20:59,332 --> 01:21:01,247 OH, JUST DROP IT. - YOU SURE, BOSS? 1610 01:21:01,334 --> 01:21:03,989 - DROP IT. 1611 01:21:04,076 --> 01:21:05,599 - MM-HMM. 1612 01:21:05,686 --> 01:21:07,950 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 1613 01:21:11,910 --> 01:21:13,738 - ♪ KISS THE BABIES ♪ 1614 01:21:13,825 --> 01:21:17,960 ♪ AND FORGET THEIR NAME ♪ 1615 01:21:18,047 --> 01:21:20,005 ♪ I WAS SOMEBODY ♪ 1616 01:21:20,092 --> 01:21:23,966 ♪ WITH A BALL AND CHAIN ♪ 1617 01:21:24,053 --> 01:21:26,969 - I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE CRUSHED YOUR CAR. 1618 01:21:27,056 --> 01:21:30,755 - YEAH, I'M KIND OF BUMMED ABOUT THAT. 1619 01:21:30,842 --> 01:21:36,282 - SO WE'RE JUST GOING TO GIVE UP HERE? 1620 01:21:36,369 --> 01:21:37,675 HOW FAR DO YOU THINK MARTIN LUTHER KING 1621 01:21:37,762 --> 01:21:39,503 WOULD'VE GOTTEN IF HE HAD ANNOUNCED 1622 01:21:39,590 --> 01:21:43,681 TO THE WORLD, "I HAVE A NIGHTMARE"? 1623 01:21:43,768 --> 01:21:45,161 - ED? - HMM? 1624 01:21:45,248 --> 01:21:46,902 - WHAT IN THE HELL DOES MARTIN LUTHER KING 1625 01:21:46,989 --> 01:21:48,294 HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS? 1626 01:21:48,381 --> 01:21:50,775 - BECAUSE HE SHOWS YOU HOW TO WIN 1627 01:21:50,862 --> 01:21:52,820 WITH THE HAND YOU'RE DEALT. 1628 01:21:52,908 --> 01:21:56,476 - ♪ WITH A BALL AND CHAIN ♪ 1629 01:21:58,261 --> 01:22:00,437 WELL, I GOTTA GO FIND A WAY TO MAKE A LIVING. 1630 01:22:00,524 --> 01:22:04,789 WISH ME LUCK. 1631 01:22:04,876 --> 01:22:06,834 - NOTHING PERSONAL, BUT FROM NOW ON, 1632 01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:10,534 BEERS ARE C.O.D. 1633 01:22:10,621 --> 01:22:12,840 - AH, I GOT THIS ONE. SERIOUSLY. 1634 01:22:12,928 --> 01:22:15,974 - THANKS, ED. - THANKS, ED. 1635 01:22:16,061 --> 01:22:21,153 - SO WE GOING TO PICK SOME NEW NUMBERS? 1636 01:22:24,287 --> 01:22:29,118 AH. YOU GUYS CAN SLEEP ON THAT. 1637 01:22:29,205 --> 01:22:32,860 - FIGURED I'D FIND YOU ALL HERE. 1638 01:22:35,559 --> 01:22:38,736 HI. SO I WAS PICKING UP MY STUFF, 1639 01:22:38,823 --> 01:22:40,781 AND SOMEHOW, THE MAYOR'S COMPUTER 1640 01:22:40,868 --> 01:22:45,047 GOT IN MY BAG. 1641 01:22:45,134 --> 01:22:48,833 ANYONE KNOW HOW TO BREAK HER PASSWORD? 1642 01:22:55,579 --> 01:22:58,060 - LISTEN, YOU STILL COMFORTABLE BREAKING SOME FEDERAL LAWS, 1643 01:22:58,147 --> 01:23:00,714 MAYBE CRACKING A PASSWORD OR TWO? 1644 01:23:30,831 --> 01:23:34,922 - YEAH! 1645 01:24:09,261 --> 01:24:10,567 - I HEARD ABOUT THIS ROOM. 1646 01:24:10,654 --> 01:24:12,351 I CAN SEE HOW YOU'D FORGET 1647 01:24:12,438 --> 01:24:16,051 THAT PEOPLE ARE LOSING THEIR HOMES. 1648 01:24:17,574 --> 01:24:20,403 HEY, CAN I GET A WHISKEY SOUR? 1649 01:24:20,490 --> 01:24:22,622 NO? 1650 01:24:22,709 --> 01:24:24,276 WHAT'S IT TAKE TO GET A DRINK AROUND HERE? 1651 01:24:24,363 --> 01:24:26,191 - YOU HAVE TO BE A MEMBER. - OH. 1652 01:24:26,278 --> 01:24:28,193 SO WHAT DO I GOTTA DO? 1653 01:24:28,280 --> 01:24:30,456 RUIN A BANK AND GET BILLIONS IN BAILOUTS? 1654 01:24:30,543 --> 01:24:33,198 - WE DIDN'T GET BILLIONS, LLOYD. 1655 01:24:33,285 --> 01:24:37,507 - I KNOW, I'M EXAGGERATING. BILLION. 1656 01:24:37,594 --> 01:24:40,075 WHAT IS THE PRICE OF ADMISSION? 1657 01:24:40,162 --> 01:24:44,166 IS IT $128,000 1658 01:24:44,253 --> 01:24:48,170 TO BUILD A CELL TOWER NEAR YOUR HOME? 1659 01:24:48,257 --> 01:24:49,867 OR IS IT ONLY 25 GRAND 1660 01:24:49,954 --> 01:24:55,090 IN TRAVEL EXPENSES FOR A TRADE MISSION TO FIJI? 1661 01:24:55,177 --> 01:24:58,136 DO WE TRADE WITH FIJI? 1662 01:24:58,223 --> 01:25:01,705 THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN. 1663 01:25:01,792 --> 01:25:03,054 HMM. 1664 01:25:03,141 --> 01:25:06,710 THIS IS HIGHLAND PARK'S LUCKY DAY, 1665 01:25:06,797 --> 01:25:09,104 ESPECIALLY FOR MY BUDDY ALI HERE. 1666 01:25:09,191 --> 01:25:14,979 SEE, HE'S ENGINEERED WHAT I LIKE TO CALL A REVERSE BAILOUT. 1667 01:25:15,066 --> 01:25:17,416 HE'S GOING TO BRING THE MOST INNOVATIVE PRIVATE INVESTMENT 1668 01:25:17,503 --> 01:25:18,809 TO HIGHLAND PARK SINCE FORD. 1669 01:25:18,896 --> 01:25:21,899 YOU GUYS GET TO STAY OUT OF JAIL. 1670 01:25:21,986 --> 01:25:25,207 - ARE YOU SOME SORT OF MASOCHIST? 1671 01:25:25,294 --> 01:25:27,513 - REMEMBER THOSE HUD GRANTS THAT WERE SUPPOSED TO GO 1672 01:25:27,600 --> 01:25:32,953 TO PUBLIC HOUSING THAT NEVER GOT BUILT? 1673 01:25:33,040 --> 01:25:34,999 - SO YOU'VE DONE A LITTLE RESEARCH. 1674 01:25:35,086 --> 01:25:37,349 - YOU'D BE AMAZED AT WHAT CAN BE FOUND 1675 01:25:37,436 --> 01:25:39,046 BY ONE MAN SITTING ALONE AT NIGHT 1676 01:25:39,134 --> 01:25:43,225 WITH NOTHING BUT THE INTERNET TO DISTRACT HIM. 1677 01:25:43,312 --> 01:25:45,618 I ALSO FIND IT REALLY SWEET THAT YOU THOUGHT 1678 01:25:45,705 --> 01:25:47,272 YOU COULD ERASE EMAILS JUST BY DELETING THEM. 1679 01:25:47,359 --> 01:25:49,056 - YOU GUYS REALLY SHOULD UPDATE YOUR SYSTEMS. 1680 01:25:49,144 --> 01:25:50,406 THEY'RE PRETTY MUCH AN OPEN BOOK. 1681 01:25:50,493 --> 01:25:52,408 - SO YOU'RE JUST A COUPLE OF HACKERS. 1682 01:25:52,495 --> 01:25:55,628 - NO, WE JUST FIGURE, WHEN SOMETHING'S BROKEN, 1683 01:25:55,715 --> 01:25:57,064 YOU FIND A WAY TO FIX IT. 1684 01:25:57,152 --> 01:25:58,675 - WITH DOUG'S BAILOUT, 1685 01:25:58,762 --> 01:26:01,591 WE CAN FINANCE THE RETOOLING OF THE PLANT, 1686 01:26:01,678 --> 01:26:04,115 THE COMMUNITY FARM, LIBRARY RESTORATIONS-- 1687 01:26:04,202 --> 01:26:05,769 - I CAN'T AFFORD TO MAKE THOSE KIND OF LOANS 1688 01:26:05,856 --> 01:26:07,771 AND STAY IN BUSINESS. 1689 01:26:07,858 --> 01:26:10,252 - DOUG, YOU CAN'T AFFORD NOT TO. 1690 01:26:10,339 --> 01:26:13,124 HOW MUCH DID YOU LEND SHIRLEY TO RESTORE 1691 01:26:13,211 --> 01:26:14,952 HER HOUSE, JUST BALLPARK? 1692 01:26:15,039 --> 01:26:16,736 AND, SHIRLEY, HOW MUCH OF THAT 1693 01:26:16,823 --> 01:26:18,260 DID YOU END UP PAYING BACK, AGAIN, JUST BALLPARK? 1694 01:26:18,347 --> 01:26:21,045 - THIS IS ALL ON THE INTERNET? 1695 01:26:21,132 --> 01:26:23,134 - NOT YET. 1696 01:26:23,221 --> 01:26:25,136 THANK YOU. 1697 01:26:25,223 --> 01:26:26,964 BUT WE ALL KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN 1698 01:26:27,051 --> 01:26:29,532 IF 30,000 OF YOUR PERSONAL EMAILS WERE POSTED ONLINE. 1699 01:26:29,619 --> 01:26:32,709 COME ON, IF YOU CAN'T SEE THAT THINGS HAVE GOT TO CHANGE, 1700 01:26:32,796 --> 01:26:34,798 YOU'RE ALL BLIND. 1701 01:26:34,885 --> 01:26:36,756 YOU KNOW, DOUG HERE, HE DRIVES 1702 01:26:36,843 --> 01:26:39,281 HIS BANK INTO THE DIRT AND WALKS AWAY 1703 01:26:39,368 --> 01:26:41,283 WITH A $2.1-MILLION BONUS. 1704 01:26:41,370 --> 01:26:43,023 HE OWES US. 1705 01:26:43,110 --> 01:26:45,939 WHY DON'T YOU REIMBURSE THE CITY FOR TOOLS AND PAINTS 1706 01:26:46,026 --> 01:26:49,073 AND MAYBE BUY SOME BOOKS, MAYBE BUY RORY A NEW CAR? 1707 01:26:49,160 --> 01:26:51,815 - IS THIS BLACKMAIL? - I PREFER THE WORD JUSTICE. 1708 01:26:51,902 --> 01:26:53,425 - I'D LIKE THAT. 1709 01:26:53,512 --> 01:26:55,210 - WE NEED TO PUT THIS PLACE BACK TO WORK, 1710 01:26:55,297 --> 01:26:57,647 HIRE BACK OUR TEACHERS, AND INVEST IN OUR OWN FUTURE. 1711 01:26:57,734 --> 01:27:00,911 - SPOKEN BY A BANKRUPT IDEALIST. 1712 01:27:00,998 --> 01:27:03,914 SOMETIMES YOU DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IN ORDER TO SURVIVE. 1713 01:27:04,001 --> 01:27:06,569 YOU'VE GOT TO RISE TO THE TASK TO BE A LEADER. 1714 01:27:06,656 --> 01:27:08,658 - YOU'RE NOT A LEADER. 1715 01:27:08,745 --> 01:27:11,051 YOU'RE A CHEESY, MONEY-HUNGRY SHREW 1716 01:27:11,138 --> 01:27:14,098 WHO SHOULD'VE BEEN STUCK GIVING HAND JOBS UNDER THE BLEACHERS 1717 01:27:14,185 --> 01:27:18,363 INSTEAD OF SCREWING PEOPLE FROM BEHIND THE DESK. 1718 01:27:18,450 --> 01:27:20,235 OKAY? 1719 01:27:20,322 --> 01:27:25,501 LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE ALL FUCKED. 1720 01:27:25,588 --> 01:27:29,722 NOW WE-- WE WILL CLEAN THIS PLACE UP. 1721 01:27:29,809 --> 01:27:31,420 THAT'S GOING TO START RIGHT HERE, 1722 01:27:31,507 --> 01:27:35,467 RIGHT NOW IN THIS ROOM. 1723 01:27:37,426 --> 01:27:40,820 GOTTA WARN YOU, THERE IS SOME PRESS OUT FRONT. 1724 01:27:40,907 --> 01:27:42,648 I'M GOING TO GO START THE SPIN. 1725 01:27:42,735 --> 01:27:44,389 AND UNLESS ANY OF YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN 1726 01:27:44,476 --> 01:27:46,870 WHY YOU DON'T BELONG IN FEDERAL PRISON, 1727 01:27:46,957 --> 01:27:50,482 I SUGGEST YOU FOLLOW MY LEAD. THANKS FOR THE DRINK. 1728 01:27:52,005 --> 01:27:54,878 - ♪ WELL, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME ♪ 1729 01:27:54,965 --> 01:27:59,361 ♪ LONG TIME NOW ♪ 1730 01:27:59,448 --> 01:28:04,496 ♪ SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU SMILE ♪ 1731 01:28:04,583 --> 01:28:06,498 - HEY. - HEY. 1732 01:28:06,585 --> 01:28:08,283 - WELL, THEY LOOK HAPPY. 1733 01:28:08,370 --> 01:28:12,156 - YEAH, WE HAD FUN. - THAT'S GOOD. 1734 01:28:12,243 --> 01:28:14,593 - HERE'S 97 BUCKS. 1735 01:28:14,680 --> 01:28:16,508 BETTER NEXT TIME WITH ANY LUCK. 1736 01:28:18,554 --> 01:28:22,253 YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU, JESS. 1737 01:28:22,340 --> 01:28:26,649 I COULD JUST FORGET EVERYTHING THAT YOU'VE DONE, BUT... 1738 01:28:29,304 --> 01:28:31,697 DO YOU WANT TO COME IN? - ♪ SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU ♪ 1739 01:28:31,784 --> 01:28:34,787 ♪ SMILE ♪ 1740 01:28:34,874 --> 01:28:37,964 ♪ AND IN A YEAR ♪ 1741 01:28:38,051 --> 01:28:42,752 ♪ A YEAR OR SO ♪ 1742 01:28:42,839 --> 01:28:45,363 ♪ THIS WILL SLIP ♪ 1743 01:28:45,450 --> 01:28:50,586 ♪ INTO THE SEA ♪ 1744 01:28:50,673 --> 01:28:53,502 ♪ BUT IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME ♪ 1745 01:28:53,589 --> 01:28:57,767 ♪ LONG TIME NOW ♪ 1746 01:28:57,854 --> 01:28:59,812 ♪ SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU SMILE ♪ 1747 01:28:59,899 --> 01:29:01,336 - THEY CAME FOR THE CAMPER. 1748 01:29:01,423 --> 01:29:05,122 - OKAY. 1749 01:29:07,124 --> 01:29:08,821 - LOOKS LIKE GOOD PIE, DAD. 1750 01:29:35,761 --> 01:29:41,506 - ♪ NOBODY RAISE YOUR VOICES ♪ 1751 01:29:41,593 --> 01:29:43,029 ♪ OH ♪ 1752 01:29:43,116 --> 01:29:47,164 ♪ JUST ANOTHER NIGHT IN NANTES ♪ 1753 01:29:50,297 --> 01:29:56,173 ♪ NOBODY RAISE YOUR VOICES ♪ 1754 01:29:56,260 --> 01:29:57,696 ♪ OH ♪ 1755 01:29:57,783 --> 01:30:03,572 ♪ JUST ANOTHER NIGHT IN NANTES ♪ 1756 01:30:18,151 --> 01:30:21,241 ♪ WELL, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME ♪ 1757 01:30:21,328 --> 01:30:25,376 ♪ LONG TIME NOW ♪ 1758 01:30:25,463 --> 01:30:28,292 ♪ SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU ♪ 1759 01:30:28,379 --> 01:30:32,731 ♪ SMILE ♪ 1760 01:30:32,818 --> 01:30:36,692 ♪ AND I'LL GAMBLE AWAY ♪ 1761 01:30:36,779 --> 01:30:40,043 ♪ MY FRIGHT ♪ 1762 01:30:40,130 --> 01:30:44,221 ♪ AND I'LL GAMBLE AWAY ♪ 1763 01:30:44,308 --> 01:30:47,398 ♪ MY TIME ♪ 1764 01:30:47,485 --> 01:30:49,748 ♪ AND IN A YEAR ♪ 1765 01:30:49,835 --> 01:30:54,840 ♪ A YEAR OR SO ♪ 1766 01:30:54,927 --> 01:30:56,842 ♪ THIS WILL SLIP ♪ 1767 01:30:56,929 --> 01:31:01,891 ♪ INTO THE SEA ♪ 1768 01:31:01,978 --> 01:31:04,850 ♪ BUT IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME ♪ 1769 01:31:04,937 --> 01:31:09,246 ♪ LONG TIME NOW ♪ 1770 01:31:09,333 --> 01:31:12,205 ♪ SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU ♪ 1771 01:31:12,292 --> 01:31:16,122 ♪ SMILE ♪ 1772 01:33:43,182 --> 01:33:45,097 MOTHERFUCKER. 119290