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♪♪
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Good day! Care for some
Olde Moose Rump Gruel?
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It is made from
potatoes, water, and
the secret ingredient,
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a dash of prune juice!
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(ALL GAGGING)
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I wish you'd kept it a secret!
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You know, a few spices
could really jazz
this stuff up.
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No! The point
of this festival is
to celebrate tradition,
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not change it.
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Well, your "tradition"
is a recipe for the runs.
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Actually, we are commemorating
the Great Moose Rump Flood
of July 2nd, 1668.
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Hundreds of people died.
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Cheers.
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(GAGS)
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Smooth.
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Destiny?
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Want to try on one of these
traditional Olde Moose Rump
bonnets?
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No way!
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These curls are
not for covering.
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Maybe I should give one
to Matteo.
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This humidity is not
doing him any favors.
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Hey, Finn. Check out
this raccoon pelt!
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It's over 300 years old.
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So there's an elderly raccoon
running around naked?
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He's probably freezing!
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Just pet the pelt!
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Come and see magical artifacts
from Olde Moose Rump!
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It's rumored that back then,
there were witches in town.
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Whoa, witches are scary.
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Come on.
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From the looks
of this painting,
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the only thing they did
was cast a "boredom spell"
on everyone.
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Make sure to pick up
some merch!
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I've got witch t-shirts,
broom key chains,
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and Colonial travel mugs,
for drinking your gruel
on the go!
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And remember that stuff
has prune juice in it,
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so you'll definitely
have to go.
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This is the most depressing
event we've had here since
Poison Ivy-Palooza.
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I liked that one!
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I got a ribbon for
Best Overall Rash.
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Check it out!
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"Evidence from the Moose Rump
witch trials!"
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Hey! Hands off!
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(ALL COUGHING)
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(SHUDDERS)
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Uh, guys?
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I have a feeling
we're not in camp
anymore.
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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Okay, I have no clue
what's going on,
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or why we're dressed
like we should be
on boxes of oatmeal,
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but I do know this is
all Finn's fault!
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Oh, sure, blame the guy
who broke the magic artifact
he was warned not to touch.
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Yeah, that's fair.
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(STAMMERS) Wait.
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This looks just like
that depressing painting
in Zuri's booth!
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Hold on.
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I know this sounds crazy,
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but I think we're in
Olde Moose Rump!
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What?
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Hear ye, hear ye!
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Hey! Hear me!
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Guys, is that Zuri?
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As Constable of
the Moose Rump Settlement,
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I must warn all citizenry
that witches walk amongst us!
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CROWD: (GASPS) Witches!
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So keep-eth an eye out
for any witch like behavior,
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such as
predicting the future,
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communicating with animals,
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or an odd fascination
with brooms.
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Also, cackling while yelling,
"I am a witch!"
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Guys, we're in a time period
where there were witch hunts!
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I think Zuri is
some kind of witch cop.
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So remember,
if you see-eth something,
say-eth something!
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Witches get stitches, right,
Bartholomew the Terrible?
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♪ Witches! Stitches!
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♪ Witches...
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Finally, ye have arrived!
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We are so happy
to see-eth ye!
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We're so happy
to see you!
Where are we, Emma?
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Who or what, pray tell,
is an "Emma"?
It sounds dreadful.
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Urchins today
and their cursed slang.
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It's not them!
They don't know us!
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We know you are
the new indentured servants,
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and it is time to work!
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What? We're not servants!
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We're kids!
And kids
can't work!
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(ALL LAUGH)
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Working is what
children are for.
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Why else would anybody
have them?
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Okay.
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Something is seriously
messed up here.
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The only thing that
will be "messed up"
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will be today's meal
if we do not prepare
it immediately!
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Come now... Matteaus.
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Matteaus?
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Don't tell me
we're making gruel?
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Like-eth, duh!
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Pray now, Destiniah,
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we have bonnets to sew
before the sun may set.
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We cannot risk letting
any heads go uncovered!
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What? Why?
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Because an uncovered head
is the devil's playground!
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Prithee, Finneaus!
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We must now journey
thither to the hunt!
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Hey!
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Did you just call me pretty?
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'Cause I think of myself
as more ruggedly handsome.
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The name of your inn
is TGIG?
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Yes, it is short for
"Thank Gosh It's Gruel-day's."
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I pray one day it shall be-eth
a nation-wide franchise,
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serving gruel from here,
all the way to the start of
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"the woods
we shall not enter!"
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Those woods can't be
any scarier than your gruel.
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How dare thee!
My gruel doth rule!
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Now, time to prepare-eth
these potatoes for boiling.
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Boiling?
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Okay.
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But, maybe I could
add a few spices,
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have some fun with the recipe?
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We do not have fun
with our food!
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We are Puritans.
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Thou art here
to peel potatoes,
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not give-eth me back talk!
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Now, get to
thy peeling corner!
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Wait. Where is the peeler?
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Peeler?
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You know, the tool
to peel off the potato skin.
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Oh, I believe the word
thou art in search of,
is "fingernails."
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I know every girl
needs a little black dress,
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but this is ridiculous.
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Actually, every girl needs
seven dresses.
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When you plant-eth corn
while wearing wool,
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thou can get pretty ripe.
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Still, can't we make something
a little different?
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(GASPS) Something different?
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But these cover
absolutely everything
and show off nothing.
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Why tamper with perfection?
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Because these look like
we're going to a funeral.
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For the death of fashion!
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Now, make haste,
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you still have forty cloaks
to stitch by sundown.
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Meanwhile,
I will take a break
and read my comic,
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Calvinism and Hobbes.
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The trap is set.
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Soon we will snare our prey,
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a greasy, malodorous beast
which loves to float
on its back all day.
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Sounds a lot like
my great-uncle Bodean.
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I speak-eth of the otter.
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Although, is your great-uncle
betrothed?
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If not, hook-eth a maiden up.
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I am not just huntin' otters,
if you know what I mean.
(CHUCKLES)
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I do. And, "ew."
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Hey.
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Look thither!
Our dinner approacheth!
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FINN: Aw, look,
that otter is so cute!
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An animal? Cute?
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Animals are food.
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But they're so much
more than that!
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True.
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Sometimes they are rugs!
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Maybe the occasional hat.
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People never learn.
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Too late! That's what
thou receive-eth,
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for parking here
on street sweeping day!
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There you guys are!
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I had the worst day
at the dress shoppe.
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Apparently, they haven't
invented thimbles yet.
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I got you beat
with my potato peelers.
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You think that's bad?
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My boss keeps trying to get me
to set her up with my uncles.
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Ugh, this place is terrible.
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I know, if we had to travel
back in time,
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why couldn't we have
seen something cooler?
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Like dinosaurs,
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or one of those phones
that plugs into a wall!
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Maybe we were brought back
to this time to accomplish
something.
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Like what?
Slowly bleed out?
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No.
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Maybe my purpose is to teach
these people how to spice up
their food a little.
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Well, maybe I'm here to show
this town how to bring their
fashion game from old to bold.
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If I had my besparkler,
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I could work some
rhinestone magic!
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(GASPS) Time travel?
Magic?
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I doth think those children
be-eth witches!
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Oh, goody!
Can I give
them stitches?
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No! First we need to gather
evidence for a trial.
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Then, when we find
them guilty,
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we'll play
our favorite game...
Whack-a-witch!
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Oh, boy! Whack-a-witch!
Whack-a-witch! Whack-a--
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Put-eth a cork in it.
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I've brought more pota...
(GASPS)
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Matteaus!
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What manner of devilry
have-eth you concocted?
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Well, by using some
basic chemistry and
local spices,
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I made food with something
called flavor.
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Flavor? Potatoes are
for boiling only.
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These things
thou hast prepared
be-eth against nature,
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they be-eth abominations,
they be-eth--
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The most delicious thing
I have ever tasted!
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What are they?
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They're French fries.
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What are French fries?
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Constable! Welcome to
Thank Gosh It's Gruel-day's!
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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If thou have-eth
thy ticket stub from
the last witch trial,
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thou can have-eth
two-for one gruel!
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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Cease thy babbling!
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What has thou done?
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Made pious potatoes into
devil's fingers?
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They're just fries.
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Although, "devil's fingers"
is a--
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Mmm. Yummy.
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I mean,
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in the name of justice,
I am confiscating
these as evidence.
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Oh, yummy!
No!
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Bad henchman!
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You see, this is why people
call-eth you The Terrible.
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(SNIFFLES)
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She's a meanie.
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Tell-eth me about it.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GASPING) Destiniah,
what hath thou done?
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Aren't they adorable?
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See, I belted this one
to give you
an hourglass figure,
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so you can work
what your mama
gave you!
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I do work-eth
what my mother gave-eth me.
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I work-eth this very shop!
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Not what I meant.
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I just think we could
liven things up a bit.
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Maybe even show
a little ankle?
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(GASPS) Ankle?
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What would the men folk think?
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Even my mother
has never seen
my ankle!
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Then how did
she give you a bath?
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What is a bath?
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No wonder these dresses
get so ripe.
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Anyway, we should dress
the way we want to look,
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not the way other people
want us to look.
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
I am shook-eth!
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Forsooth, I need-eth
my smelling salts!
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It's no big deal.
I'm just improving things.
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Sometimes clothes just need
a splash of color.
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(SCOFFS) The only time
color is splashed upon
these garments
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is when someone hath
eaten a bad hen.
246
00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:19,758
But fashion is about
standing out.
247
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:21,602
(SIGHS) Thy tongue
speak-eth lies!
248
00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:24,774
Fashion is about blending in
so nobody notices you.
249
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:28,187
It is about hiding every inch
and if possible,
every thought as well.
250
00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:31,573
But why?
Who are we hiding from?
251
00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:32,605
(BELL DINGS)
252
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,608
Oh, yeah. Them.
253
00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:37,905
Sorry, boss.
254
00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:40,275
You know, you make it
really hard
to sneak around.
255
00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:42,989
Next time I'm gonna hire
a shorter henchman.
256
00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:49,582
I tell thee,
thy servant
is a witch!
257
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:51,293
Finneaus? No way-est!
258
00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:53,589
I think thou bark-eth up
the wrong tree.
259
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:56,335
Doth he display
any odd behavior?
260
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,715
Mayhaps a little...
261
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,062
Mm-hmm.
262
00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:09,555
Has he shown an unusual
fondness for animals?
263
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,312
(OWL HOOTS)
264
00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:13,233
I am actually afraid to look.
265
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,737
Okay, Olivia Otter,
266
00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:19,905
now you'll be warm with
this baby sweater I bought
for you at Wool-Mart.
267
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:25,697
Doesn't Olivia look
"otterly" awesome?
268
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:30,003
Well, I have seen-eth
all I need to see-eth.
269
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,628
Come, Bartholomew.
270
00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:34,673
Not into the tree!
271
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,011
(THUNDERCLAP)
272
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:40,377
Come, Finneaus,
let us get inside.
273
00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:41,804
A fearsome rainstorm brew-eth.
274
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,218
Storm?
275
00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:45,014
Wait, what's today's date?
276
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:49,056
'Tis July 2nd, 1668.
277
00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:51,188
July 2nd?
278
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,192
Uh-oh! I gotta go!
279
00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:55,319
Wait! Thou art on the clock!
280
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:56,903
(SCOFFS)
281
00:12:57,276 --> 00:13:00,276
Ooh, I have walked
10,000 paces today.
(CHUCKLES)
282
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,948
I can't believe
that lousy Constable
283
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:10,833
won't let me take the women
of Olde Moose Rump
from drab to fab.
284
00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:15,038
I can't believe she won't
let me make the food here
actually edible.
285
00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:17,669
Plus, she ate
all my french fries!
286
00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:20,629
Guys! Today is July second!
287
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:21,723
Do you know what that means?
288
00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,636
In two days it will be
the 4th of July?
289
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,557
And the neighborhood
dogs and I will all be
hiding under our beds?
290
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:31,274
No! There's a huge storm
on the way!
291
00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:32,598
(THUNDERCLAP)
292
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:36,403
And today is July 2nd, 1668!
293
00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:39,568
The day of
the Moose Rump Flood that
destroys the whole town!
294
00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:41,490
(GASPS) You're right!
295
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:45,866
If we don't get people
out of here soon,
everyone is going to die!
296
00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:47,736
(GASPS) In frumpy outfits!
297
00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:51,158
That makes it extra tragic.
298
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:58,503
Please, you have to listen.
299
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,714
Leave town right now
or you will die!
300
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:03,878
Anyone who stays
will be washed away!
301
00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:06,184
Don't stop to take
anything with you!
302
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,178
Especially your horrible
wardrobes!
303
00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:11,018
Hold it.
304
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,484
Are ye saying
ye can see
the future?
305
00:14:14,853 --> 00:14:18,483
No, we don't know the future,
we just come from the future.
306
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:19,979
(ALL GASP)
307
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,573
Oh, that's not better, is it?
308
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:28,490
What he's trying to say
is that your future
is our past!
309
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:29,872
(ALL GASP)
310
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,579
Neither of you are
helping our case!
311
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:35,673
This is why in the future,
they invent lawyers!
312
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:39,417
Ye three are trying to
scare everyone away,
313
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,340
so ye can have the town
all to yourselves,
314
00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:44,969
and turn it into
Olde Witch Rump!
(ALL GASP)
315
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,717
I hereby accuse ye
of being witches
316
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,760
and place you all
under arrest!
317
00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:51,353
(THUNDERCLAP)
(CROWD SCREAM)
318
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,684
Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
319
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:56,024
It's witch whackin' time!
320
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,520
Hey, let us go!
321
00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:00,072
Ew! (GRUNTS)
322
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,691
Is this a chicken bone?
323
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,822
(THUNDERCLAP)
324
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:14,462
We have to convince
these people
we aren't witches,
325
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:17,285
so they'll listen to us
and get out of town
before the flood!
326
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,791
Yeah! We have to
get of here, too!
327
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,085
I can't swim
with these things on!
328
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:23,708
You can't swim anyway!
329
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:26,835
Hear ye, hear ye!
330
00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:31,222
Ye may-est all be seated.
331
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:34,063
Still tremble in fear,
but by all means sit.
332
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,653
Wait, you're the judge, too?
333
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,733
How many jobs do you have?
334
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:43,229
Four. I am also
Applier of Leeches,
335
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,863
and Chief Tax
and Tongue collector.
336
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:48,661
So, you collect taxes
and tongues?
337
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:52,829
Yes. If you don't pay me
your taxes,
I take your tongue.
338
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:53,866
Your choice.
339
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:58,293
You stand accused of witchery,
340
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,000
how do thou plead-eth?
341
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000
Not guilty!
Not guilty!
342
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:04,712
Could somebody scratch
my butt? I can't reach it.
343
00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:10,837
In addition to hard evidence
of your wickedness
and sorcery...
344
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:14,474
Thou have-eth three witnesses
against thy characters.
345
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,103
And none in thy defense.
346
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,810
Not true. Olivia thinks
I'm awesome.
347
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,444
Tell her, Olivia!
348
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:21,904
(CHITTERS)
349
00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:23,567
(CROWD GASP)
(THUNDERCLAP)
350
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:26,815
Behold! He doth speak
with animals!
351
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:29,781
I otter smack you
right in the head.
352
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,236
Silence. Seamstress,
353
00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:38,036
did not the accused try
to change our
traditional clothing
354
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:40,288
to a more colorful
and immodest style of dress?
355
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:43,586
Aye.
It was just a few
splashes of color!
356
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:46,459
You guys act like
it's the 17th century
or something!
357
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,634
It is the 17th century.
358
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:51,393
Oh, then carry on.
359
00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:54,216
Hunter.
360
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:59,386
Did not the accused
show an unnatural familiarity
with lowly beasts,
361
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,273
and even dress them
as if human?
362
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:06,149
Aye.
Hey, it's cold outside!
Otters are people too!
363
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,530
(WHISTLES)
364
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,106
(ALL GASP)
365
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,911
Zounds, this case
prosecute-eth itself.
366
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,866
(SIGHS) Innkeeper,
367
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:19,001
did not the accused
change our wholesome,
flavorless food,
368
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,826
using his black magic?
369
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:22,884
Aye.
370
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:26,248
It wasn't black magic!
It was just
a little chemistry.
371
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:28,423
Besides, you liked my fries!
372
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:31,012
In fact, you're eating them
right now!
373
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,970
No, I am not.
374
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:34,927
(GAVEL BANGING)
375
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:36,428
As Constable, Judge,
376
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:39,020
and the only person in town
who can read,
377
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:42,846
I pronounce ye all guilty of
witchery in the first degree!
378
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:43,853
(THUNDERCLAP)
379
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:45,978
Take them away!
380
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:49,901
Please help us!
381
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,150
We didn't do anything wrong!
382
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,824
I made the food taste better,
didn't I?
383
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,334
And I made your dresses
prettier, right?
384
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,948
And I hope you've learned
that animals are more than
just food.
385
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,250
It's called change.
386
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:05,248
And it isn't scary,
it's exciting!
387
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,342
Well, maybe the witches
have a point.
388
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,220
Yes.
389
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:13,085
Otters in sweaters
are pretty cute.
390
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,392
They looketh like
hairy little children.
391
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,259
And I would not mind-eth
showing a little calf.
392
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,524
(ALL GASP)
393
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:21,976
Oh, what? I have prodigious
good calves.
394
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,436
Me thinks they are but haters.
395
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,858
And the food did taste-eth
more flavorful.
396
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:34,029
Egads, I just realized that
"Innkeeper, your food is
bland," is not a compliment!
397
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:36,874
Judge,
398
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,905
can you not cut-eth
these little witches
some slack?
399
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:40,536
Pretty please-eth?
400
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,496
You make-eth a compelling
argument.
401
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:46,541
But, I must make
my witch-whackin' quota
for the month.
402
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,342
Take them away!
403
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,336
No! Please listen to us!
404
00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:52,167
There's going to be
a huge flood!
405
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,472
(ALL SCOFF)
406
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,795
If they want witches,
we'll give them witches!
407
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,925
I'm going to show them
a little modern chemistry.
408
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:04,017
You were right!
We are witches!
409
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:05,137
(ALL GASP)
410
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,524
Begone from this town,
411
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:10,400
or you will be engulfed
in my witch's foam!
412
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:11,939
Behold!
413
00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:15,953
(ALL GASP)
414
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,235
CONSTABLE: Run for the hills!
But after me!
415
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:24,995
FINN: You did it!
You scared everyone
out of town!
416
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,917
Everyone in Moose Rump
is safe from the flood.
417
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,963
Except for three people!
418
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,594
Who?
Us!
419
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:33,506
Run!
420
00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:35,007
Run!
421
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,127
We're not witches.
422
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,593
Hands off my otter!
423
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,221
Are you guys okay?
424
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,096
What's going on?
425
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:45,314
Well, the last thing
that happened before
you passed out was
426
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:46,979
Finn dropped the box
from Olde Moose Rump.
427
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,354
Actually, the very last thing
that happened was
428
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,194
you said, "If they don't
wake up in an hour,
429
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,110
"stick 'em in a canoe
and float 'em over to
Camp Champion."
430
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,363
Hey, it worked before.
431
00:19:57,070 --> 00:20:00,200
My guess is some of
the compounds in this box
fermented over time,
432
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,869
giving them
hallucinogenic
properties.
433
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:05,122
We weren't hallucinating,
we were time traveling!
434
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,540
And we got put on trial
for being witches!
435
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:11,340
And we saved the people
of Olde Moose Rump from
the Great Flood!
436
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,212
Time travel? Witches? Floods?
437
00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:16,086
Throw in one of
the Hemsworth brothers
438
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:18,089
and you got yourself
a summer blockbuster!
439
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,968
So none of that was real?
440
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,681
What a bummer.
441
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,180
Yeah. I really wish
we could've changed
Olde Moose Rump
442
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,893
for the better.
443
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,193
What's to change?
Olde Moose Rump was
beautiful and colorful.
444
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,607
With awesome food.
445
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:34,895
Yeah! The first French fry
in Maine was made right here
in Moose Rump!
446
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:41,492
I don't remember
Olde Moose Rump Day
being this much colorful
447
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:42,780
before we passed out.
448
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,195
Me neither.
449
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,123
I don't care what Ravi says.
450
00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:49,503
There is no way we all had
the exact same dream.
451
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:52,423
I agree! I think
we changed the past!
452
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,837
And because of that,
we changed the future too!
453
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,337
We can't prove it,
454
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:59,052
but it's real
if we believe it
in here.
455
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,389
Or is it here?
456
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,104
Where's the heart again?
(SIGHS)
457
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,176
Hold on!
458
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,600
Where is that painting
of Olde Moose Rump?
459
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:15,649
DESTINY: (GASPS)
Wasn't this painting all gray
and depressing before?
460
00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:21,908
Good morrow, Hunter!
461
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:24,025
I have made-eth a present
for Olivia Otter,
for her new bundle of joy.
462
00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:25,582
Oh, thank-eth ye.
463
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:28,576
But I am afraid 'tis not
a bundle of joy,
464
00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:31,579
but nineteen bundles of joy.
465
00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:32,711
(CHITTERS)
466
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,293
Nineteen?
467
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,883
Otters are very fertile.
468
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:37,920
Do not sit in judgment.
469
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,130
Get thy fries here!
Get thy fries...
470
00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:44,052
Wait, what happened
to my fries?
471
00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:45,934
Beat-eth me.
472
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:49,024
You know-eth,
473
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:51,136
we have those three
little witches to thank for
helping us survive the flood.
474
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:53,476
And for helping to make
our town so wonderful.
475
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:56,860
To the witches!
ALL: To the witches!
476
00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:02,068
Uh, just a reminder,
fries do not grow-eth
on trees.
477
00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:03,530
Is anyone going to
pay me for those?
478
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:04,660
No.
479
00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:07,446
But I promise not to take
your tongue at tax time.
480
00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:09,236
Deal-eth. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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