All language subtitles for Bunkd.S02E19_English

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(WOLF HOWLING)

(GROWLS)

(SHRIEKS)

(PANTS)

(SCREECHING)

(GASPING)

(SCREAMS)

(PANTING)

(GASPS) Emma!

Emma!

Are you okay?

Ow.

I was until you just
gave me whiplash!

I just had a dream
where something horrible
happened to you!

Did I lose
all my money?
No.

Shoes?
No!

Looks?
No.

Then how bad
could it have been?

Now, go back to bed.

LOU: (SHAKILY) Okay.

You're still there,
aren't you?

No.

♪ Here we go

♪ We're leaving the city
behind right now

♪ Let's gather by
the campfire light

♪ And sing this song

ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka

♪ Hanging out
with someone new

♪ Then falling out
of a camp canoe

♪ What's that smell?
It's on your shoe

ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka

♪ Got a s'more in my hair

♪ Mosquitos in
our underwear

♪ Shower's broke
but we don't care

ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka

♪ This is our home away
from home away from
home away from home

♪ But watch your back
A bear just ate my phone

ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪

Let's see...

Xander, do you
have any kings?

(SIGHS) Yes,
but I'm keeping them,

because we're playing poker,
not Go Fish.

He's got kings!
I fold.

I fold, too.

Man, I've got to
stop falling for that.

I've only won three peanuts
all night.

Guys, guess what?

I just found out
I don't have to go to juvie
after camp is over!

Really?
That's great, Griff!

Congratulations!

Ooh, are they
putting you in the
Witness Protection Program?

No, because
I'm not a witness
to any crime,

other than the ones
you commit in the bathroom.

Ah, I get it.

You can't talk about it.

(CHUCKLES)
Because there's nothing
to talk about!

Man, he's good!

So, Griff, why are they
releasing you early?

Because juvie is overcrowded,

so they're sending me
to a group home.

And you are happy
about that?

Of course!

There's no toilet in the
middle of my bedroom,

oh, and you can walk
out the front door
without getting tazed!

That does sound homey.

So, Emma,
in my nightmare,

you were wearing
a court jester costume,

with an ugly
argyle sweater,

and you got punched!

For that fashion choice,
I deserved it.

And then you were
standing in broken glass.

And then, you were running
through the woods

being chased by this
shadowy, menacing creature!

Sounds like
every night in Central Park.

It made this
horrible groaning noise,

and then there was
this bright light,

and then, suddenly,
it grabbed you
and you disappeared!

Ah, Lou,
it was just a dream.

Right, and usually,
I don't remember my dreams.

But when I do,
they always come true.

No, they don't.

You once told me
you had a dream about
Zac Efron kissing you.

That happened!

I have a pig
named Zac Efron.

I fell in the trough,
and he planted a big,
wet one on me.

Ew!
That's horrible!

The horrible part
is he never called.

Yeah,
because he's a pig.

Oh, sure,
make excuses for him.

(GASPS)
Ah, my shirt!

Hey, that was
part of my dream!

I told you
it would come true!

What? You didn't
dream a kid would
bump into Emma

and make her spill
juice on herself.

That wasn't juice.
It was punch.

Emma just got punched.
Just like in my dream!

Well, in your dream,
did you get me a napkin?

You know, I have this
weird recurring dream
where I'm bowling.

What's so weird
about that?

My ball is
Albert Einstein's head.

And every time I put
my thumb in the hole,
he bites me.

E equals MC yikes!

Ha! Your turn.

Ha! I win.

Jorge, that is not
how you play the game.

I know, but I was bored.

Excuse me,
I'm Mr. Gribbly,

from Moose Rump
County Services.

I'm here to pick up
Griff Jones.

You're kind of skinny.

I'm not sure
you can lift him.

Look, kid,
I'm not in the mood
for jokes.

I had to walk five miles
from town to get here.

Why did you walk?

Because the county's
transportation budget is zero.

I got thrown off the bus
when they discovered
I paid with a button.

And now
my shirt looks weird.

Wow, it sounds like the
county has even less money
than this camp.

When we play baseball,
home plate is an actual plate.

Well, at least
you get to work
in the fresh air.

I'm stuck in my teeny
tiny cubicle all day.

It just makes me want to
staple my hand to my desk

over, and over,
and over again.

Good thing
they won't pay for staplers.

I can get you a stapler
from Arts and Crafts,

and you could use
one of our tables.

Jorge!

What? I want to see that.

So, where is this Griff kid?

I'm here to take him
back to juvie.

Juvie?

But I thought he was
going into a group home,

because juvie
was overcrowded?

Not anymore.

A kid escaped, so now
we have a cot available.

By the way, keep on the
lookout for a 12-year-old

with an orange jumpsuit
and a mustache.

A 12-year-old
with a mustache?

Yes. And be careful,
she's mean.

That toilet you sent me to
was just a tree stump.

That was one
unhappy chipmunk.

Mr. Gribbly, why do you
have to take Griff today?

There's still a week
of camp left.

Look, all I know is,
they want me to
pick him up today,

and if I don't do
what I'm told,

they'll demote me
to Crossing Guard.

I cannot wear
that vest again.

Which, FYI, does not keep
people from trying to hit you!

Tell me about it.

I barely survived
three days
as a hall monitor.

They kicked me
in the sash.

Could you at least
let us break the news
to our friend,

and give us a little time
to say goodbye?

I suppose so,
but make it snappy.

I need to make it home
in time for me
and my cat, Muffles,

to watch Madame Wanda:
Pet Therapist.

Ooh, I love that show!

It helped my pet turtle
come out of his shell.

They are not supposed to
come out of their shell.

Yeah, I found that out.

Which scored us
an appearance on
Doctor Steve: Pet Embalmer.

What channel is this?

(FUSSES) That was my
last clean sweatshirt.

Now I have nothing to wear
but a hideous sweater.

Wow, that is the
Hazel of sweaters.

It's loud, weird,
and I want to run from it.

It's from
my crazy Aunt Eileen.

She gives the worst presents.

Not to me.

I gave all our relatives
strict instructions.

Presents not in the
form of cash, check,
or precious metals,

will be returned
to sender.

Wait a minute...

That's the sweater
you were wearing
in my dream!

Really?

That's weird.

What?
No, it's not.

Lou was aware
of the sweater's existence,

therefore it was
already embedded
in her subconscious,

and manifested itself
in a nocturnal epiphenomenon.

I was gonna
say the same thing,

just, you know,
without sounding like
I swallowed a dictionary.

ZURI: Uh-oh...

Broken glass!

And Emma
is standing in it.

Just like you dreamed!

Your dream is
really coming true.

Zuri, don't tell me
you actually believe this.

I'm telling ya'll,
heed my dream warnings.

My Uncle Skeeter didn't,

and he got hit by a flying bat
and lost his ear!

Ew, that's horrible!

Was he in a cave?

No, a Minor League
Baseball game.

The batter lost his grip
and let her fly.

Knocked Skeeter's ear
right into his nachos.

Forget about your
stupid dream.

This sweater is
the real nightmare.

XANDER: Hey, Griff,

we need to
talk to you.

I am afraid we
have some bad news.

Did the lake
catch on fire again?

(SCOFFS)
That's not so bad.

At least when you catch the
fish, they're already cooked.

It's not about
the lake.

We just found out that
you have to go back
to juvie after all.

What?

How do you know?

There is a Mr. Gribbly
here from County Services.

He said he has
to take you back.

Now?

But there's still a week
left of camp!

We told him that,
but he doesn't care.

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

GRIBBLY: Okay, you've had
time for goodbyes.

Wait! I think
I have an idea
of how to fix this.

Ooh, is it to
fill Griff up with helium

so he can float away?

Let's call that
Plan F.

My plan is,
Griff should hide while
I try to figure this out.

(KNOCKING CONTINUES)

Hide in
Mrs. Kipling's cage!

What?

It is safe in there.

She is at Tai chi
until 4:00.

Okay,
where's Griff?

I've got to go.

Sorry,
Griff's not in here.

Really?

Then you won't mind
if I take a quick look.

Oh, my goodness.

And I thought that
tree stump was bad.

Well, I guess
he's not here.

A-ha!

(GROANS)
Threw out my shoulder!

Did you really think
Griff was hiding in there?

It's juvie.

Those tiny criminals
can hide anywhere.

Like in there.

Oh, I would not
do that.

That is the domicile
of my giant pet lizard.

She loves finger food...

And by that,
I mean fingers.

Well, I feel like
you guys know more
than you're letting on.

Well, not that one.

(COUGHS)

Okay, Xander,
your plan better be good,

because I'm not spending
my last week of camp hiding

in a pile of mouse bones,

and what I hope
is not a human toe.

Just trust me.

I have gotta go
make some calls.

Ravi and Jorge,
you two do whatever you can
to stall Mr. Gribbly.

On it. I'll ask him
where babies come from.

It usually takes people
about 40 minutes
just to stop saying, "Uh..."

Okay, Zuri,
now that you're a believer,

we should take turns
guarding Emma
while she sleeps.

Great.
How about you start,

and I'll relieve you
around 8:00 a.m.

(SCREAMS)

Have you looked
in the mirror?

It's Emma.

She can't go 30 seconds
without checking
her reflection.

That's not true.

Emma, why are you dressed
just like you were
in my nightmare?

To prove to you
that this whole
dream thing is nonsense.

Emma, you
can't mess with destiny.

There's no such thing
as destiny!

That's just how
simple-minded people

explain the random
occurrences of life.

Destiny brought
Xander and me together.

See?

So, Emma and I are going
to the woods to prove,
once and for all,

that Lou's dream is
not going to come true.

Then maybe you'll see
that you're being ridiculous.

Yeah, we're the
ridiculous ones.

We can't let her do this.

You can't.

My shift starts
tomorrow morning.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

I can't believe
we ditched Gribbly
in that abandoned mine.

Yes, when we
see him again,

he will either be
very angry, or very rich.

I can't stay in that cage
for one more second!

It smells like death,

I'm freaking out about
going back to juvie,

and that upside down
water bottle keeps dripping
on my forehead!

That is not water.
That is liquefied crickets.

Great.

Could this
day get any worse?

(GASPS)
There's Gribbly!

(GASPS) Hide!

GRIBBLY: Hey!

I can't believe
you two abandoned me.

There was a cave-in,

and I had to dig myself out
using my ID card.

They're going to charge me
five dollars to replace that.

Abandoned you?

Why ever
would you think that?

Because this one yelled,
"See ya, sucker!"

No, I said, "See...
A sucker!"

(CELL PHONE DINGS)

Good one.

But how did you happen
to have that in your pocket?

I have a lot of things
in my pocket.

I also could've gone with,
"See, a half-eaten pancake!"

I don't know
what's going on here,

but since Griff
is clearly trying
to elude the authorities,

I'm going to recommend he get
even more time in juvie!

What?
You cannot do that!

So the answer
to the question,

"Is there any place
more disgusting than
Kipling's cage?"

Is, "Yes".

It's impossible to get
cell phone service
around here.

Stupid radioactive lake.

Okay.

Whoa.

Since I last saw you,

I have crawled through
a caved-in mine,

and opened every
dresser drawer in this camp,

and I still can't find Griff.

I know you know
where he is.

Um...

I have no idea
where Griff is.

My campers
tend to wander off.

Oh, then you must be
Counselor of the Year.

Actually, I think I know
where he might be.

He's probably down
at the dump.

Why would he
be down there?

He... Uh,
he needs parts.

He's making a robot.

Yeah,
don't tell anyone,

but I think he's
building an army.

If he's going to use it
to destroy this camp,
I'm all for it.

Okay, shadowy figure!

I'm here!

Come and get me!

(CHUCKLES)
Emma, stop it!

This isn't funny.

Yeah, I can't believe
you're tempting fate
like this!

Oh, come on,

the only thing I'm tempting
is the Fashion Police.

Okay, so,
here we are.

We're in the woods,

Emma looks exactly
as she did in Lou's dream,

and nothing
has happened!

Face it, there's
no such thing as fate.

The shadowy figure
is not coming.

(EERIE GROANING)
(ALL GASP)

(WHIMPERING) Lou,
wasn't there groaning
in your dream?

Scary groaning.

(GASPS)
And a bright light?

(WHINING IN HIGH-PITCH)
Scary bright!

Lou's dream
is coming true.

That thing
is gonna get me.

What do we do?

Well, I'm gonna start of
by saying I told you so.

Lou, in your dream,
what happened after
the thing grabbed me?

I don't know.
I woke up!

Well, fall back asleep
and find out.

It's a little hard
to fall asleep
under these circumstances!

Tell me a story?

Once upon a time...

Your best friend
was killed in the woods.

The end.
Go to sleep!

(BEAST GROWLS)

(ALL SCREAM)

Wait, you're not the one
I'm looking for!

You're right.

She is.

That's just cold.

No, I'm Mr. Gribbly,
from Moose Rump
County Services.

I'm looking for
Griff Jones.

I heard whispering
over here, and I thought
it might be him.

Oh.

Sorry, Zuri.

Mmm-hmm.

We thought you were
a hideous creature.

Thanks. You should
write birthday cards.

And if you must know,

I've just been crawling
around the town dump.

Which, by the way,
is in better shape
than that camp.

But why were
you groaning?

Because I hate my life.

I told you guys
this was all silly.

I wasn't scared
for a second.

You were so!

You were screaming
like a hyena.

I was not.

That's just
how I say hi
to strangers.

(YELLS) Hi!

You guys are weird.

And I'm not even going to ask
why this one is dressed like
a preppy court jester.

It all started with this
spooky dream that I...

Ooh, I had a really
spooky dream once.

I was bowling with
Albert Einstein's head.

(SCOFFS)
Who's the weird one now?

Still you.

Well, boys,
I didn't find Griff,

but I did find four
more troublemakers.

Oh, they're troublemakers.

I'm actually delightful.

Emma,
what are you wearing?

Oh, I have that
exact same sweater.

Aunt Eileen gives
the coolest presents.

Enough chit-chat.

I've got to find Griff
and get him back to juvie.

And then I'm going to
call your parents

and tell them you've
been interfering with
a government official.

No, please don't call
my mother.

Uh, but if you do,
ask her to send Jorge
more underwear.

He ran out a month ago.

Two, if you do not count
inside-outsies.

Please don't
get my brother in trouble.

My parents will
take away his Museum
of Natural History card.

That cave woman
is the closest thing
he has to a girlfriend.

Lucy just gets me.

Wait.

I don't want anyone else
to get in trouble.

Well, look who it is!

Moose Rump's Most Wanted.

Well, at least since
they caught that guy
who kept double-parking.

Look, I'm sorry
I was hiding earlier.

But I'm ready
to go now,

just please leave
my friends out of this.

They were
just trying to help.

I wish they'd helped me
when that mine caved in.

I don't do mud,

unless Muffles and I
are having a spa day.

Is Muffles
your wife?

No, my feline soulmate.

Let's go.

I never thought
I'd miss my cubicle,

but this camp
has managed to do that.

Griff,

we're so sorry
you have to go.

It's just not fair.

It's okay, guys.

Don't feel bad.

Hanging out with you
this summer has been
the best time of my life.

It was like
a dream come true.

Just like
my dream came true!

(CHUCKLES)

Okay, not the time.
I get that.

But like all dreams,
you have to wake up
sometime.

I would say
I'll see you guys later,

but I think we
all know that's not true.

XANDER: Wait!

Ugh! Madame Wanda
starts in an hour!

Do none of you understand
the definition
of appointment TV?

Griff, I just got off
the phone.

And I think I found a way
for you not to have to
go back to juvie!

What are you
talking about?

Well, you know how
you're always saying

how much you
look up to me

and that I'm kind of
like a big brother to you?

I've, literally,
never said
anything like that.

Oh.

But I've thought it,
every single day,

because you're the one
who took a chance on me,

and let me come to camp.

I mean, you're the closest
thing to a big brother
I've ever had.

I'm glad
you feel that way,

because I just talked
to my parents and...

We want you to
come live with us.

Wait a minute, young man,
you can't just do that.

You can if your dad
used to play football
with the governor.

Then I guess
you can do that.

Are you serious?

Yes! I mean,
if it's okay with you.

Wow...
This is crazy.

I... I don't know
what to say!

Say yes!

Yes!

Thank you,
Xander.

You're welcome,
little bruh.

We're so happy
for you, Griff.

Me too!

Wait, you are happy?

I did not think
that was possible.

Hey, it's really touching
how much you all
love your friend.

I haven't been
this moved

since Madame Wanda
talked all those lemmings out
of going over that cliff.

Good luck
in your new home.

Thank you,
Mr. Gribbly.

This is awesome!
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Wait, so you're
not gonna punish Griff
for hiding,

or us for helping him?

Nah. You guys
spent all summer
at this camp.

That's punishment enough.

Hey, Zuri.
What ya got there?

My Aunt Eileen sent me
an early birthday present.

I hope she got me
something good this year!

Gold bars?

I know!

Again?

Boring.

Lou, do you want these?

Does a cow
like to be milked
counter-clockwise

on Valentine's Day?

I have no idea.

Yes! Yes, I will
take the gold bars.

(GASPING)
I'm rich, rich, rich!

Rich, rich, rich, rich!

Lou!

Who's Rich,
and when are we
gonna meet him?

Zuri,

is that a package
from your Aunt Eileen?

Yes.

Is it an early
birthday present?

Yes.

(WHINING)
Is it gold bars?

Yes!

And you're gonna
give them to me?

Not a chance.