All language subtitles for Bunkd.S02E16_English

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Who had fun
on the river today?

Who smells like a wet dog?

You do. Yes, you do.

(SNIFFS) And so do I.

(DOG WHINES)

Here's an idea.
Next time we go rafting,

we don't bring
along something

that has sharp teeth
and biting issues.

Oh, it wasn't
Chuck's fault.

It was his first time
on the river

so he got
a little overexcited.

Well next time
he gets "overexcited",

can it not be when
we're near the rapids?

Yeah, I never thought
my first kiss would be
with a rock.

Oh, please.

I've seen you making out
with your Mozart poster.

♪ Here we go

♪ We're leaving the city
behind right now

♪ Let's gather by
the campfire light

♪ And sing this song

ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka

♪ Hanging out
with someone new

♪ Then falling out
of a camp canoe

♪ What's that smell?
It's on your shoe

ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka

♪ Got a s'more in my hair

♪ Mosquitos in
our underwear

♪ Shower's broke
but we don't care

ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka

♪ This is our home away
from home away from
home away from home

♪ But watch your back
A bear just ate my phone

ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪

Let us hear it for
Griff, everyone.

Jorge, are you okay?

No. Griff has set
so many records,

he actually has
the camp record
for the most records.

All I've gotten
in camp is jock itch.

Well at least "jock"
is in the title.

And you are not alone.

There are lots of campers here
who have not broken a record.

Nuh-uh! Everyone's
got a plaque.

Even you, look.

(JORGE READING)

Who keeps putting
that back up there?

And I was not
rejected eight times.

It was two girls.

Four times each.

It just stinks being
the only one at camp
who isn't good at anything.

Oh, come on, Jorge.

You've just not found
your thing yet.

I thought gravy breath
was my thing.

That is not a thing,
it is a condition.

Aw, man.
Oh, yes!

That means,
you have to pay me $12,000.

Your turn, Tiffany.

(SIGHS) Too rich
for my blood.

My mom gives me
my allowance in broccoli.

(BARKS)
Hello there,
little buckaroo.

Why are you putting
a cowboy hat on a dog?

Uh, because he refused
to wear the chaps.

I don't blame him.
That's a fashion-doggy don't.

(GROWLS)

Hey, Chuck,
this is my bed.

(GROWLS)

Okay, we can share.
(GROWLS)

It's all yours.

TIFFANY:
(SCREAM) No!

Tiffany,
what's the matter?

Did something happen
to Neil deGrasse Tyson?

There's dog poop
in my violin case, again!

Chuck, you have to stop
doing that. Bad boy!

(GASPS) He is not a bad boy.

That is just his way
of saying he likes you.

What would he do
if he didn't like me?

Tiffany, we're really sorry,

and we'll clean it up
right away.

Won't we, little pooper?

It's not so little.

That thing
is dropping eggplants.

Uff, guys.

I know having Chuck,
has been rough.

But he means
so much to Lou.

Don't you remember
how sad she was
when Hank died?

Well, Chuck's making
all of us sad.

Yesterday, he tried to
bury me next to his bone.

My point is,
Chuck has really
cheered Lou up.

So for her sake,
let's just try to make
the best of it.

Tell that to Violet.

Now she has to
sleep in a drawer.

Your violin sleeps?
Well not now.

Oh, man.

I really thought I could
get the camp record
for biggest gum bubble.

(SIGHS)

Why is there a piece
of meat in this gum?

When I blew it,
I threw up a little.

(GAGS)

(EMMA SCREAMS)

Chuck shredded
my shoes.

(GASPS)
Oh, no, Chuck.

Don't chew on
Emma's shoes,

you could hurt
your baby teeth.

Oh, I'm gonna get you, Lou,
and your little dog too.

I'm sorry, Emma,
but they're just shoes.

Ju... (STUTTERS)
Just shoes?

Tiffany, put your
headphones on.

I don't want you to hear
all the words about to
come out of Emma's mouth.

He's just a puppy.

And everyone else
loves him. Right, girls?

(IN UNISON) Well...

Look, guys,
I know Chuck has
been a little...

Destructive.
Vicious?

Incontinent?

Well, I was gonna say
"adorably rambunctious."

Look, what if
I work harder
to train Chuck?

Would you give him
another chance? Please.

Aw, don't give us
those puppy-dog eyes.

You either, Chuck.

Okay, Lou, but if you
can't control that dog
then he has to go.

Actually, he already went.

On Tiffany's bed.

I hope you can
sleep in a drawer.

Please no more dodge ball.

(SIGHS) Given the way
you were playing
it was just ball.

No luck breaking the camp
dodge ball record, huh?

I broke a lot of things,
but not a record.

Wow, Jorge,
perhaps your natural
throwing dexterity

is applicable
to some camp record.

You mean like
booger flinking?

I can hit
a substitute teacher
at 30 feet.

N... No.

I mean, is there not a game
where there is a hole

and you toss
a beanbag into it?

(SIGHS)
What is it called?

Oh, beanbag toss?

Yes, you should try that!

Is that in the camp
record book?

Let me see.

Bee keeping,

bear tipping,

oh, here it is,
beanbag tossing.

Braiden K Henry, 32.

That's not that many.
Maybe I can break
that record.

Who set
the bear tipping record?

I wanna shake
that guys hand.

Impossible.
The bear ripped it off.

And then beat him
with it.

Okay, Chuck.

I'm the alpha dog,
so do as I do.

Shoe bad,
bone good.

Now go to the bone.

(SNIFFING)

No, Chuck, bad.
(WHINING)

What is it about this shoe
that you like so much?

Well, I knew Emma
had great taste in shoes

but I never knew
she had shoes
that taste great.

Wait, what kind of
example am I setting?

Bad, Lou, bad.

Now, Chuck,
Zuri is a friend

and if you want a tasty treat,
this is how we act around her.

I love you, Zuri!

(EXCLAIMS)
Now I get a treat.

Oh, this is horrible.

I need to wash it down
with some shoe.

Don't judge me.

(GASPS)
Yes!

Good job, dude.

That's 32 wins in a row.

We must stop for dinner
but if you win tomorrow,

you will set
the camp record for most
consecutive victories.

That is so awesome!

And I know just
who I want to beat.

Mr. Camp Record
himself, Griff.

Jorge, I don't
wanna play you.

Why not?

Are you scared?
Dude.

I was in a cell
for two years

with a guy who wore
a necklace made out of
other people's earlobes.

I'm not scared.

I am actually now
a little scared that
we share a cabin.

Look, I'm really good
at this game.

I was in the juvie team.

Our motto was,
"Throw it in the hole,
or get thrown in the hole."

My motto is,

"If no one smelt it
no one dealt it."

Jorge, that does not
really apply here.

(SNIFFS)
Wait now it does.

Thanks again, guys,
for giving Chuck
a second chance.

Thank you, for putting
in the hard work
and training him.

It was easy.
Chuck paid close attention

and I think you'll be
pleasantly surprised
with the results.

Oh, no!

Clearly a mountain lion
broke in here and
destroyed the cabin.

Chuck, are you okay?

Oh, great.
Now we have a mountain lion
to deal with too?

Fortunately,
when her looks go
she'll still be rich.

Guys, I'm really sorry,
but it was Chuck's
first day of school.

It took me a whole month
just to learn my a, b, d's.

That's it.

Lou, we've had it.

We can't live
like this anymore.

Chuck has to go.

Fine.

But if Chuck has to go,
I'm going with him.

We're going.

We're almost there.

I can't believe
you're gonna make us
sleep out there

on the cold hard ground.

If you want a bed,
you can have mine.

By the way,
those sheets
used to be white.

Cold hard ground it is.

If I'm gonna beat Griff,
I need my lucky underwear.

Huh, oh, well.

Maybe my lucky gum
will help.

That wasn't gum.

Griff, I need to talk
to you about Jorge.
I need a big favor.

Dude, anything
for a friend.

Give me five bucks.

What? Do you not know
the difference between
a favor and extortion?

Yeah, the difference
is five bucks.

RAVI: Very well.

But I must insist upon
a no backsies clause
in our agreement.

Griff, I need you
to let Jorge win that
beanbag competition.

No way. There are
two things I don't do.

Lose, and talk to cops
without my lawyer.

But you already have
so much more than Jorge.

You are cool, popular,
athletic, your body odor
is pleasant.

If you don't get to the point,
it's gonna cost you ten bucks.

I fear you are too good
for Jorge to beat.

And this record means
so much for his self-esteem.

Well, I hate to lose
but I really like Jorge.

And I do wanna see him
get his own plaque.

So, do we have a deal?

(SIGHS)
All right, fine,
I'll take a dive.

Griff, it is much too dark
to go swimming.
Plus, you just ate.

It means
I'll lose on purpose.

Give me the five bucks.

Hey, I heard everything
you guys just said.

Griff, you don't have
to throw the game.

Because I quit.

And, Ravi, I thought
you believed in me.

RAVI: But...

I feel awful.

Me too.
(SIGHS)

What...

What?
You said no backsies.

♪ Go to sleep
my sweet baby boy

♪ Chase a squirrel
their nature's chew toy ♪

Goodnight, Chuck.

(GASPS)

Hey, we're sleeping here.
People are so rude,
aren't they, Chuck?

Chuck?
Chuck, where are you?

Chuck! Chuck!

Chuck ran away!

Oh, no!
You must be so worried.

Especially with that
mountain lion out there.

It's all your guys fault!

How is it our fault?

Because Chuck knew
you didn't like him.

Oh, come on.

Jorge knows how
we feel about him
and he hasn't run away.

Probably because
it involves running.

(BOTH LAUGH)

I'm going to
look for Chuck.

Maybe he'll come if he
smells his favorite chew toy.

And there goes my last shoe.

Jorge, may I have
a word with you?

Well, if isn't
Benedict Armstrong.

Uh, I think you mean
Benedict Arnold.

The notorious traitor.

No, Benedict Armstrong,
the biggest jerk at my school.

One time, he made me
eat my own sock.

Why did you not tell
the principal?

He was the principal.

Moving on.

I want to apologize
for telling Griff
to lose on purpose.

I was only trying to help you
get your name on a plaque.

Ravi, I want to earn
that plaque.

I mean, how would you feel
if some girl only dated you
out of pity?

Grateful.

(SIGHS) But I do see
what you're saying.

Look, if I don't beat
Griff fair and square.

That plaque would
just be a giant lie.

Like the moon landing.

Okay, you've got to transfer
to a different school.

So, if Griff agrees
to try his hardest.

Will you play
for the record?

Of course.
That's all I wanted.

Great, and good thing
'cause you're terrible
at darts.

Chuck, here boy!

Lou! There you are.

Ow, ow, ow.
My feet are killing me.

Turns out, shoes have
other uses besides
making people jealous.

What are you guys doing here?

Is my dog not allowed
in the woods either?

We came to help.
We know how much
Chuck means to you.

Yeah, just because
we don't want Chuck
living with us,

doesn't mean
we want anything bad
to happen to him.

I just came to watch
Emma walk through
the forest barefoot.

(LAUGHS) Your foot's
bleeding again.

Thanks for coming
to help me, guys.

(WOLVES HOWLING IN DISTANCE)

Oh, no!
That sounds like wolves.

They probably smell
the fresh blood
from Emma's feet.

Let's run.

I'm not leaving Chuck out here
especially if there are
dangerous wild animals around.

(SIGHS)
If Lou is staying
then I am too.

Because she's my bestie.

And she's the only one
strong enough to carry me
back to camp.

(CHUCK BARKS)
Chuck, you're safe.

Thank goodness
we found you before
those wolves did.

(HOWLING)

Wow, that was an amazing
impression of a wolf.

Now do Christopher Walken.

Um, Lou, I don't think
that was an impression.

Wait a minute.

I think Chuck may
actually be a wolf.

Oh, so that's why
he kept destroying
our cabin.

Even after Lou
tried to train him.

And when we played
fetch with a stick,

he came back with
a slightly punctured rabbit.

Best dinner we had
all summer.

(WOLVES HOWLING)

Oh, Chuck,

are those your peeps?

Maybe he picked up
their scent last night

and ran off
to try to find them.

Is that true?

Did you miss your family?

Wolves are
wild animals, Lou.

They need to be
with their pack.

(CHUCK WHINING)
I understand.

I know this is really
hard for you, Lou.

It is.

But...

I guess since
Chuck and his family
found each other,

they should be together.

Take care of yourself,
little buddy.

(WHINES)
Look.

(BARKING)

Chuck.

Oh, I'll miss you too.

Goodbye, Chuck.

Don't worry about me.

(VOICE BREAKING)
I'll be fine.

Wow, that is quite
the dynamic warm-up routine

for a bean bag
throwing game.

No, dude, a bug
flew up my boxers.

That had to
have been horrible.

Actually,
it just tickled.

I was talking to the bug.

Anyway...

Are you ready to take on Griff
and etch your name
in the camp record books?

Yup, you're looking at
camp Kikiwaka's
new boss of toss.

Oh.

(CHEERING)

Let's see Griff
beat that.

'Sup, fellas.

Guess who picked up
a new sponsor.

"Moose rump
bail bonds 'n
corn dogs"?

Yeah, if you get
arrested five times,
lunch is on them.

Okay.

Griff is blue,
Jorge is red.

First one to 21 wins.

I'm just gonna warm-up
my bag tossing wrists.
(KNUCKLES CRACKING)

Ladies.

I need to warm-up too.
Ravi.

(ALL CHEERING)

Okay, Jorge,
you and Griff are tied.

The next bag
in the hole wins.

You are one toss away
from owning that record.

But all my bags
are blocking the hole.

This is the hardest shot
in the game.

You can do it, Jorge.
I believe in you.

Thank you, Ravi.
Here goes nothing.

CROWD: Oh!

Yes, you knocked
my bag in. I win.

That was so close.

Congratulations, Griff.

Thanks, dude.

And don't be bummed.

You're the toughest
opponent I've ever faced.

And I once met a guy
who stuffed his bags
with human fingers.

Ooh, he would have
liked these.

Lou, we're really sorry that
you had to let Chuck go.

Thank you, Tiffany,

but I'm the one
who should be sorry.

I can't believe
I had a wild, albeit
incredibly cute, animal

living in our cabin
and blamed you guys
when he ran away.

I'm the worst
Woodchuck ever.

Oh, don't be ridiculous.

Zuri's way worse than you.

Agreed.
No argument here.

Just remember, Lou,

Chuck might be off
with his pack

but you've still got
your pack right here.

Thanks, guys.

(SCRATCHING ON DOOR)

Oh! Is Jorge scratching
his butt on our door again?

Jorge, we've told you...

Oh, Lou, it's for you.

Chuck.

What are you doing here?

Oh, no he's gonna
poop on my pillow.

Aw, he must
have missed you.

Not as much as
I missed him.

But I'm sorry, buddy.
You can't stay here.

You weren't the most
considerate roommate.

Their words, not mine.

OMG!

I just had an idea how Chuck
can live with his family
but still visit us.

I hope it involves
doggy diapers.

I love it.

Now Chuck has his
own Woodchuck cabin.

So he can come and go
as he pleases.

I even put in
Violet's old case.
As a toilet.

And here's
a dog house
warming gift.

Please chew on this
instead of me.

Wow, thanks, guys.

Chuck says thank you too.

Okay, boy, let's check out
your new house.

Timmy?
Woof.

Oh, nice try, Timmy,
but you know
that's not your house.

I know but
couldn't we share?

Oh, I'm sorry.
Does that say Timmy?

Back to the woods.

I really hope
you don't catch fleas
from that kid.

Jorge, there's something
in the mess hall
you need to see.

I've already seen
the two-headed rat.

I named the left head Nibbles.

Jorge Ramirez.

We are here to present
you with this plaque
for the beanbag toss.

But I didn't win.

True, but you
tied the record.

I also got Moose rump
bail bonds 'n corn dogs

to give you a coupon
for a free drink
with your first felony.

Guys, this is so cool.

But I can't accept.

BOTH: What?

I mean,
I just started playing
and I almost beat Griff.

Maybe with some practice
I can set a new camp record

and really earn
my own plaque.

I bet you could.

And I'd be happy to
give you some tips

from a guy, the good folks of
Beanbag magazine called

"Best in throw."

You're on.

And how about
you get me a date

with one of those
wrist massage girls?

Dude, I'm a beanbag champ.

Not a miracle worker.