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♪♪
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Okay, Zuri,
only Tiffany and Jorge left.
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Who are you
going to pick?
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Can the flagpole
be on my team?
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Fine, I'll go
with Tiffany.
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Yes!
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♪ I'm not last
and you are ♪
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Why didn't you pick me?
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Because neither you
or Tiffany has strength,
or height, or skill...
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But at least I think
I can work with her.
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Hey, Tiffany,
pretend that counselor
is your mom!
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This is for making me
memorize the dictionary,
Mother! (SCREAMS)
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I knew it!
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Tapping into her mom rage
worked like a charm.
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Although, I probably
should've waited
for the game to start.
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I think she's dead.
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Jorge! Psst! Over here!
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Santa Claus,
what are you doing here?
I haven't been naughty.
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Oh, yeah? What about when
you put that rat
in the girls' shower?
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He needed to rinse off.
I pulled him out
of the chili.
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Listen, I need a favor.
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I was wondering if you could
take care of this guy for me
while I'm out of town.
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Come here.
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You want me to be
your reindeer-sitter?
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I sure do!
Will you help me out?
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Sure, but now you owe me one.
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Fine. You get one "get off
the naughty list free" card.
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Awesome!
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Hey, this expired
three years ago.
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No backsies!
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♪ Here we go
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♪ We're leaving the city
behind right now
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♪ Let's gather by
the campfire light
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♪ And sing this song
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Hanging out
with someone new
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♪ Then falling out
of a camp canoe
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♪ What's that smell?
It's on your shoe
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Got a s'more in my hair
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♪ Mosquitos in
our underwear
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♪ Shower's broke
but we don't care
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ This is our home away
from home away from
home away from home
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♪ But watch your back
A bear just ate my phone
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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Eric, you call this
a teddy bear?
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It looks like
a pile of fluffy vomit!
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Just be happy he didn't glue
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the safety scissors
to his hand.
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Now, keep in mind,
the toys you are making
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will be donated
to needy children
next Christmas.
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So we do not want to see
any coupons
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for "free kisses,"
like last year.
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We're looking at you,
Lonely Lenny.
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Hey, guys,
check out this bad boy.
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(BLADE WHIRS)
Yikes.
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Why would you build
a children's toy with
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a spinning saw blade?
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(SCOFFS) Because
you have to be 21
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to rent a flamethrower.
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Time to "wreck the halls!"
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(GIRLS SCREAMING)
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(BLADE WHIRRING)
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Not my gingerbread house!
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There is an innocent
gumdrop family in there!
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No!
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RAVI: This is a tragedy.
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They had their whole lives
ahead of them.
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What do you have to say
for yourself?
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May they rest in pieces.
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Hey, Santa, great idea
bringing me and Zuri on board
to help with the reindeer.
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Yeah, Jorge won
the award for
Most Irresponsible Camper,
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then he lost the trophy.
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Hey, I could've
handled this myself.
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Really?
Where's your other shoe?
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Dang it!
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(CHUCKLES)
Up top, Tiffany!
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So, which one is he?
Blitzen? Prancer?
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Is it Frodo?
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That's a hobbit. (SIGHS)
You are so in over your head.
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Actually, this is Harold.
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I've never heard of
a flying reindeer
named Harold.
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That's because he can't fly.
Then why do you have him?
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Well, Blitzen's getting
up there in years,
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so it's time for him
to retire.
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Oh, my grandpa did that.
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Now all he does
is watch infomercials,
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and wear his pants
up to his armpits.
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Cool.
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Anyway, Harold here
is Blitzen's nephew,
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so he seemed like
a good replacement.
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But I've been
trying for weeks,
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and he just can't seem
to fly.
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He might have
something missing upstairs,
if you know what I mean.
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Oh, we know.
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So, I'm headed down to Miami
to check out a new home
for Harold.
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They've got a sanctuary there
for non-magical animals.
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I think those
are called zoos.
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Ooh, I've gotta go
if I'm going to catch
my flight.
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Why don't you just
take your sleigh?
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I gotta use my miles!
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You should have seen
Griff's murderous machine.
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It was a spinning blade
of death,
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laying waste to everything
in its path!
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Whoa. You think
he'll let me borrow it
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next time Hazel tries
to check me for ticks?
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Lou and I asked him
why he did it,
but he would not open up.
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He is a tough nut to crack.
How do you think
I should approach him?
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Carefully, if he has
a spinning blade of death.
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Oh, hey, guys!
Xander, I made
a present for you.
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Thanks. That's so sweet
of you.
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Ta-da!
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Wow.
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Yeah, we were making
jewelry for the Christmas
charity drive,
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and it inspired me.
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I see that.
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It's "found art."
It's all the rage
in New York.
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Like throwing subway tokens
at hipsters.
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So, do you love it?
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Well, the truth is...
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I think
it is a wonderful gift.
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Xander is such a lucky man.
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You love it,
do you not?
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Um... I sure do!
I love it!
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Aw, thanks!
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When I made it, I thought
it just screamed Xander.
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It makes me
want to scream, too.
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You cannot tell Emma
you do not like her gift.
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You have to wear
that monstrosity!
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No way!
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This a door hinge
from the old outhouse!
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Xander, Emma is
very sensitive about
her fashion creations.
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Once she made me one of
those infinity scarves,
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and I asked her to cut it,
so it would have,
you know, ends?
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And what did she do?
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She wrapped it around me
and squeezed really tight
until the room went dark.
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Well, that doesn't
sound good.
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(SNIFFS)
And this doesn't smell good.
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I don't think
she washed this hinge.
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Hey, guys, watch what
I just taught Harold to do!
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Harold, what's the lowest
prime integer?
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(GASPS) Good boy!
Who's a smart reindeer?
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If you keep teaching him
stuff like that,
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Dasher will give him
an atomic wedgie.
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Good thing reindeer
don't wear underpants.
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I don't know why Santa had
so much trouble training
Harold to fly.
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Maybe he just needs
more practice.
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Harold, do you want to fly?
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See? So it's settled.
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We're gonna teach Harold
how to fly!
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Yes! And after that,
we'll start him
on pre-calculus!
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Stay away from this one,
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or pretty soon your harness
will have a pocket protector.
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So, Griff, buddy, pal.
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We are here to have
a friendly little chat.
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Why did you decide to make
such a dangerous "toy"?
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Um, because making
Christmas gifts is lame.
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Sorry for trying
to have some fun.
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"Fun"? Is that why you came
to toy-making class?
For fun?
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Um, no. I came because
you guys told me I had to.
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You sliced a poor,
innocent, stuffed puppy
in half,
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and widowed
poor Mrs. Sugarbuttons.
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You probably like
that kind of thing.
You make me sick.
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Okay.
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I apologize for Lou.
She can get
a little hot-headed.
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Uh, would you like
some water?
Perhaps a bon-bon?
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Guys, I know you're playing
good cop, bad cop.
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I've been
interrogated before.
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Although, never by a cop
with his fly down.
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(PANTS ZIPPING)
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Well, that tainted
the investigation.
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Seriously, Griff,
what were you thinking?
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The toys we made
were Christmas gifts
for needy kids.
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So what?
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So, those kids
don't have much,
and this is a nice way to...
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I don't care
about those kids!
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I don't care
about any of this!
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Just leave me alone!
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This is terrible.
I know.
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Why did you not tell me
my fly was down?
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Because I'm the bad cop.
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It's too hot!
Do we really have to wear
these coats?
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Yes! The best way for Harold
to learn to fly is to pretend
it's Christmas time!
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Just pretending
isn't going to get it done.
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He needs to study
and practice and work
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until he feels like his tummy
is filled with razor blades!
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Wow, you need a hug.
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Come on.
Now, let's get to it.
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It's like a thousand degrees
in here.
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Seriously, I'm making
butt soup!
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(PRETEND SHIVERING)
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It sure does feel
Christmassy around here,
Harold.
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Yeah, you can tell by these
drops of holiday cheer
rolling down my forehead.
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Did you put that bucket of
mashed potato flakes
in the loft like I told you?
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Yep.
Okay.
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When I give the cue,
pull the rope,
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and the flakes will
come down in a delicious
wintery blizzard!
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TIFFANY: Okay, Harold,
you're cleared for takeoff!
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Get ready to fly!
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Zuri, did you put water
in the mashed potatoes?
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Yep!
Why?
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(LAUGHING)
Because it's hilarious!
I couldn't resist.
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Tiffany, stay right there.
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Are you getting me a towel?
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00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:54,111
Nope. I'm getting some gravy
and maybe a roll.
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Guys, I'm worried
about Griff.
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00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:04,081
Ever since
the toy-making disaster,
he's been so moody.
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00:11:04,084 --> 00:11:08,924
No kidding. When I asked him
to clear his tray at lunch,
he dumped it in my lap.
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He was really angry
when we tried to
talk to him, too.
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And later, I heard him
making fun of
the way you talk.
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Hey! What in the gosh-darn
diddly-dong is wrong
with the way I talk?
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Not a gosh-darn
diddly-ding-dong thing.
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Oh, I know, I'll make Griff
one of my necklaces!
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They bring happiness
to every neck
that wears one.
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That, and a nasty rash.
(CHUCKLES)
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What did you just say?
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Ravi, I'm just going to
tell her the truth.
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Okay, broseph.
I have your back.
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Look, Emma, it is so sweet
that you made this necklace
for me.
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But it's just
not exactly for me.
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And Ravi agrees with me.
Right, Ravi?
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Yes, Emma, I agree
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that Xander
hates your necklace.
What?
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Oh, snap,
this just got good.
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Ravi, you hate it, too!
You said it looked like
a string of turds!
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(GASPS)
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Do not believe him, Emma!
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He already lied about
loving the necklace!
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(WHISPERS) I am sorry!
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00:12:07,187 --> 00:12:09,107
In fact, what else
has Xander lied about?
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If that is even
his real name!
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(WHISPERS) So sorry!
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00:12:13,403 --> 00:12:14,403
Okay, enough!
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00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:20,525
Emma, I apologize,
but please don't be mad.
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00:12:20,530 --> 00:12:23,860
Oh, it's okay. I'm not mad.
What makes you think
I'm mad?
239
00:12:25,165 --> 00:12:26,165
(GRUNTS)
240
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:30,959
I think Emma is mad.
241
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,143
Okay, Harold,
it's Christmas Eve.
242
00:12:36,136 --> 00:12:40,086
All the children of the world
are depending on you
to help fly Santa's sleigh.
243
00:12:40,090 --> 00:12:42,760
I just hope
Grant from Badger Cabin
doesn't see me.
244
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:46,392
I'm this close to closing
the deal on that cutie!
245
00:12:46,386 --> 00:12:48,436
Sorry if this
is embarrassing,
246
00:12:48,438 --> 00:12:50,888
but your idea
got us nowhere.
247
00:12:50,891 --> 00:12:54,991
Hey, reading
the Principles of Flight
to Harold would've worked,
248
00:12:54,985 --> 00:12:56,855
if he hadn't eaten
chapter three.
249
00:12:58,238 --> 00:12:59,898
Actually, that was me.
250
00:13:01,241 --> 00:13:02,991
What? I never got that roll.
251
00:13:05,165 --> 00:13:08,035
Come on, guys.
Harold needs to fly now.
252
00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:10,118
Santa will be back
in a few hours.
253
00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,000
Yeah, and if
Harold can't fly by then,
254
00:13:12,002 --> 00:13:14,622
he's going to be spending
the rest of his life in Miami
255
00:13:14,624 --> 00:13:17,594
with a bunch of
liver-spotted old fogies!
256
00:13:17,587 --> 00:13:20,877
You guys need to stop
putting so much pressure
on him!
257
00:13:20,881 --> 00:13:23,841
What we need to do
is get him in the air!
258
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:27,104
'Cause this Santa suit
is starting to chafe
something fierce!
259
00:13:28,889 --> 00:13:33,479
Okay, Harold,
just picture yourself
soaring through the sky!
260
00:13:33,483 --> 00:13:39,153
On Jorge! On Tiffany!
On Harold!
261
00:13:39,149 --> 00:13:41,029
Come on, boy!
You can do it!
262
00:13:46,036 --> 00:13:49,076
It's no use.
He can't fly.
263
00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:53,449
Yes, he can!
Come on, Harold!
Fly! Fly!
264
00:13:53,453 --> 00:13:57,223
Like this! (GRUNTING)
265
00:14:00,170 --> 00:14:03,380
No, Grant, come back!
266
00:14:03,383 --> 00:14:07,233
Great. There goes
momma's chance
at summer snugglin'.
267
00:14:12,732 --> 00:14:15,152
Okay, Griff,
we need to talk.
268
00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:16,975
Yes, what is bothering you?
269
00:14:16,977 --> 00:14:18,277
We really want you
to open up.
270
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,319
Okay.
271
00:14:21,321 --> 00:14:24,321
(SIGHS) I think your eyes
are too far apart.
272
00:14:26,246 --> 00:14:28,076
Okay, how about
we close it back up
a little?
273
00:14:29,749 --> 00:14:31,249
Griff, you're such
a good kid.
274
00:14:31,251 --> 00:14:33,161
But lately, something's
been up with you,
275
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:35,673
starting with that terrifying
Christmas toy you made.
276
00:14:35,665 --> 00:14:38,875
Guys, nothing's bothering me.
I'm fine.
277
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,418
Griff, stop.
278
00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:43,380
You know you can
talk to us, right?
That is what we're here for.
279
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,393
Okay, okay.
If it'll get you
off my back.
280
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,506
The truth is,
I hate Christmas.
281
00:14:49,509 --> 00:14:52,009
You hate Christmas?
Why?
282
00:14:52,012 --> 00:14:55,282
Because
Christmas in juvie stunk.
283
00:14:55,275 --> 00:14:58,185
All we got
was extra visitation time,
284
00:14:58,188 --> 00:15:01,148
but I didn't have anyone
to come visit me.
285
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:04,651
So, Christmas just reminds me
of what I don't have.
286
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:07,374
I'm so sorry, Griff.
We had no idea.
287
00:15:07,367 --> 00:15:08,577
Just forget it.
288
00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:15,383
I feel so bad for him.
289
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:16,495
Me, too.
290
00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:22,089
Are you looking to see
if my eyes
are too far apart?
291
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,213
No.
292
00:15:26,386 --> 00:15:27,806
I'm sorry,
I just can't look away.
293
00:15:34,394 --> 00:15:35,444
XANDER: Emma, wait up.
294
00:15:36,646 --> 00:15:38,396
You can take
the necklace off now, Xander.
295
00:15:38,398 --> 00:15:42,018
Oh, I know, but Chad bet me
a hundred bucks
I couldn't wear it all week.
296
00:15:43,273 --> 00:15:45,163
I was gonna split it
with you.
297
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:50,237
Xander, why didn't you
just tell me you didn't like
the necklace?
298
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,620
Because I didn't want
to hurt your feelings.
299
00:15:52,622 --> 00:15:56,252
Also, Ravi said you can
get really scary about
this gift stuff.
300
00:15:56,246 --> 00:16:00,246
You listened to Ravi?
He's scared of everything!
Even hot soup.
301
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:03,250
He's worried it will give
his "mouthy an ouchie."
302
00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:04,843
Wait, but he said that
when you gave him
303
00:16:04,844 --> 00:16:06,684
a scarf he didn't like,
you choked him out!
304
00:16:06,676 --> 00:16:08,466
I was just tying it
around his neck!
305
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,718
He said the room went dark!
306
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:12,259
We were in the theater,
and the movie was starting!
307
00:16:14,394 --> 00:16:16,364
Wow, he is scared
of everything.
308
00:16:18,598 --> 00:16:20,808
Xander, next time,
just be honest with me.
309
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:23,522
Okay.
310
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:28,605
So, wanna come help me
color coordinate my belts?
311
00:16:28,608 --> 00:16:32,068
Honestly, I'd rather gouge
my eyes out
with this hideous necklace.
312
00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:35,713
I mean...
Yay, belts!
313
00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:40,499
Bye, Harold.
314
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,460
We'll really miss you.
315
00:16:42,462 --> 00:16:45,512
Thank you all so much
for looking after him for me.
316
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:48,505
Anything you want for
Christmas this year,
it's yours.
317
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,178
How about having Grant
ask me out?
318
00:16:51,181 --> 00:16:53,971
After Grant saw Tiffany
the red-nosed freak,
319
00:16:53,973 --> 00:16:57,353
not even Santa
could pull off
that Christmas miracle.
320
00:16:57,347 --> 00:17:00,347
Ooh, nice burn, Zuri.
321
00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:03,520
Okay, kids, we've got to go.
See you in December!
322
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:07,113
Wait. Can I have
one more minute with Harold
before he goes?
323
00:17:07,107 --> 00:17:10,357
Okay, but I was hoping
to get to the airport early.
324
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,450
I don't want to get stuck
with a middle seat.
325
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,705
I'm sorry we couldn't
get you to fly, buddy.
326
00:17:17,707 --> 00:17:20,707
We should not have put
so much pressure on you.
327
00:17:20,710 --> 00:17:22,540
It's like me and dodgeball.
328
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,002
The pressure gets to me,
and I can't catch.
329
00:17:25,004 --> 00:17:27,094
But I'm awesome
when I'm playing by myself.
330
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:30,428
Can you play dodgeball
by yourself?
331
00:17:30,430 --> 00:17:32,760
If you're Jorge,
you have no choice.
332
00:17:34,844 --> 00:17:36,394
I believe in you, Harold.
333
00:17:36,386 --> 00:17:38,516
Just don't let the pressure
get to you.
334
00:17:38,518 --> 00:17:42,478
And someday,
when you're ready,
you are going to fly.
335
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,404
(GASPS)
336
00:17:46,396 --> 00:17:47,946
What? Do I have a boogie?
337
00:17:49,489 --> 00:17:51,279
No! Jorge, look!
338
00:17:53,243 --> 00:17:54,533
You did it, buddy!
339
00:17:54,534 --> 00:17:57,544
Harold, you can fly?
340
00:17:57,537 --> 00:18:00,287
Wow! I guess he just
needed someone
341
00:18:00,290 --> 00:18:02,620
who knew what
he was going through
to believe in him!
342
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:07,263
Great job, Jorge.
Thank you, Santa.
343
00:18:07,257 --> 00:18:11,377
So, now that Harold can fly,
does that mean he gets to
go home with you?
344
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:13,881
You bet!
And if he keeps practicing,
345
00:18:13,883 --> 00:18:17,223
maybe by this Christmas,
he'll get a spot
on my A-team!
346
00:18:17,217 --> 00:18:21,097
And now maybe he can fly you
back to the North Pole
on your sleigh!
347
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:25,280
That would be nice,
because airport security
does not like Harold.
348
00:18:25,275 --> 00:18:26,935
The last time
he got a pat-down,
349
00:18:26,936 --> 00:18:29,356
the agent got an antler
to the jingle bells.
350
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,993
Why did you
wake me up so early?
351
00:18:34,994 --> 00:18:37,164
Are we on our way to
some weird gumdrop funeral?
352
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:40,618
Hardly. You are
the last person
353
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,450
the Sugarbuttons family
would want to see.
354
00:18:43,703 --> 00:18:46,213
But let us move on.
355
00:18:46,206 --> 00:18:47,246
We have a surprise for you.
356
00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:52,460
ALL: Merry Christmas, Griff!
357
00:18:54,964 --> 00:18:57,644
You guys do know
it's summer, right?
358
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:01,017
Yes, but you said
Christmas in juvie
was not so great.
359
00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:03,020
So we wanted to show you
what Christmas is like
360
00:19:03,022 --> 00:19:05,442
when you're with people
who really love you.
361
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:09,685
Guys, this is awesome!
I can't believe you did
all this for me.
362
00:19:09,689 --> 00:19:11,899
I cannot believe
Emma bought a Christmas tree,
363
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:14,981
when we are surrounded
by millions of acres
of forest.
364
00:19:14,984 --> 00:19:16,584
Ravi, the first time
you swung the ax,
365
00:19:16,576 --> 00:19:17,446
you dislocated
both shoulders.
366
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:22,239
Guys, thank you all so much.
367
00:19:22,242 --> 00:19:23,742
I don't even know
what to say.
368
00:19:23,743 --> 00:19:26,593
How about,
"Let's open presents"?
369
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:33,128
I want to open this,
but I just can't.
370
00:19:33,132 --> 00:19:38,682
Aw, he doesn't know
how to open a present.
I feel so sorry for him.
371
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:43,718
I feel sorry for that
one brain cell in your head.
It must be very lonely.
372
00:19:43,723 --> 00:19:48,653
What I mean is,
I don't really need
a bunch of presents.
373
00:19:48,648 --> 00:19:50,978
You guys have already
given me everything I need.
374
00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:53,520
Aw, that is so sweet.
375
00:19:53,523 --> 00:19:56,783
And, you know,
there are a lot of other kids
like me out there.
376
00:19:56,776 --> 00:19:58,156
Maybe we could give
some of them
377
00:19:58,157 --> 00:19:59,657
an early Christmas,
like you're giving me.
378
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:03,530
That is really thoughtful
of you, Griff.
379
00:20:03,533 --> 00:20:05,543
Yes, it is,
380
00:20:05,535 --> 00:20:08,205
but you might want to
keep this present.
381
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,587
(COUGHS) Gold watch!
382
00:20:10,630 --> 00:20:11,630
Thanks.
383
00:20:17,046 --> 00:20:18,506
Merry Christmas!
384
00:20:20,390 --> 00:20:23,680
By the way,
where's my milk and cookies?
385
00:20:23,683 --> 00:20:25,523
I have no idea.
386
00:20:29,018 --> 00:20:31,688
Wow, I'm really impressed
you guys were able to hire
387
00:20:31,691 --> 00:20:34,611
a reindeer and fake Santa
on such short notice.
388
00:20:34,614 --> 00:20:36,454
Yeah, fake.
(CHUCKLES)
389
00:20:37,907 --> 00:20:39,617
Now this is
a Merry Christmas.
390
00:20:39,619 --> 00:20:43,659
Griff, it's so great
you invited kids from
the local reform school.
391
00:20:43,663 --> 00:20:46,083
Yeah, knowing we cared enough
to do this for them
392
00:20:46,075 --> 00:20:48,125
is the best present
they could've gotten.
393
00:20:48,127 --> 00:20:50,077
I mean,
besides early release.
394
00:20:51,421 --> 00:20:53,041
Griff, we're really
proud of you.
395
00:20:53,042 --> 00:20:55,512
Yeah, all these kids
look really happy.
396
00:20:57,377 --> 00:21:00,217
You set up
the metal detector, right?
Like, duh!
397
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:08,774
It was so cool
seeing those kids'
happy faces.
398
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:12,558
Yeah, it was the best
summer Christmas ever!
399
00:21:12,562 --> 00:21:15,782
The only thing missing
was the traditional
math test by the fire.
400
00:21:16,856 --> 00:21:20,526
Uh, Tiffany,
no one else does that.
401
00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,820
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, right.
402
00:21:22,822 --> 00:21:26,332
Next, you'll be telling me
there's no 12 days
of spelling tests.
403
00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:28,577
Nope.
404
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,409
Mother!
405
00:21:33,413 --> 00:21:36,883
Hey, there's an
un-opened gift.
406
00:21:36,876 --> 00:21:39,296
Griff, it's got
your name on it.
407
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,918
Huh? I wonder who it's from.
408
00:21:42,722 --> 00:21:44,302
A harmonica?
409
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,603
I've always wanted
one of these!
Did you guys get me this?
410
00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:49,017
No, it wasn't us.
411
00:21:49,018 --> 00:21:51,638
But I never told anyone
I wanted a harmonica.
412
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:54,062
(PLAYS)
413
00:21:56,105 --> 00:21:57,935
Merry Christmas, Griff!
414
00:21:57,937 --> 00:22:00,277
(GASPS) Santa Claus?
415
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,530
Ho-ho-ho!
416
00:22:09,709 --> 00:22:13,249
I'll take... Tiffany.
417
00:22:13,252 --> 00:22:14,662
And remember...
I know.
418
00:22:14,664 --> 00:22:17,174
I'll pretend my mom
grounded me for
getting an A-minus.
419
00:22:18,418 --> 00:22:21,168
And I'll take Jorge.
420
00:22:21,170 --> 00:22:25,680
Yes! Second to last!
In your face, Brittany!
421
00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:29,227
Easy, hot shot.
422
00:22:29,228 --> 00:22:31,268
If we were playing soccer,
I would have picked Brittany.
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