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♪♪
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'Sup, world?
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Today on my blog,
I am showing you
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how to get gum
out of your hair.
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I hear peanut butter
works great.
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Okay, let's see
if it worked.
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Nope. Need more
peanut butter.
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(STRUMMING)
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♪ You say, forget it
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♪ I say, don't sweat it
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♪ You're like
You're like that
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♪ I'm like a doormat
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So peanut butter
definitely doesn't work,
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but they say ice
does the trick.
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♪ We can rock away ♪
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Ahh! Brain freeze!
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So, what do you think?
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I think the fact that
you're wearing
a weird tiny hat
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tells me you never
got the gum out.
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It's a fashion statement.
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And that statement is,
"I now have a bald spot."
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Hey, you try cutting
your own hair with
hedge trimmers.
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Well, congrats, Jorge.
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Your video got more hits
than that dog flying off
the trampoline.
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May he rest in peace.
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My dream of becoming
a famous hair model
is coming true.
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I'm going to take over
the hair world like lice.
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Let me see that.
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Jorge, did you actually
read the comments?
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They're all about Xander.
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Really? Awesome!
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I'm surprised anyone
could see me behind
all of Jorge's hair.
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There are even
a bunch of comments
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asking where they can
find more of your music.
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There have to be
some comments about me.
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Ooh, read that one!
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It's from my abuela.
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"Jorge, stop yapping
about hair,
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"and let el guapo sing"
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(CHUCKLES)
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♪ Here we go
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♪ We're leaving the city
behind right now
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♪ Let's gather by
the campfire light
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♪ And sing this song
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Hanging out
with someone new
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♪ Then falling out
of a camp canoe
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♪ What's that smell?
It's on your shoe
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Got a s'more in my hair
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♪ Mosquitos in
our underwear
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♪ Shower's broke
but we don't care
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ This is our home away
from home away from
home away from home
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♪ But watch your back
A bear just ate my phone
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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Xander, there you are!
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I just wanted to say
I think you're awesome.
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And I respect you
a whole heck of a lot.
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Zuri, you're being nice.
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You must want something.
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Emma, that really hurts
my feelings.
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All right, fine.
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I want to piggyback off
Xander's music career.
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Music career?
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I've always wanted
one of those.
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Xander, if you got
that many views on
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Jorge's lame little blog,
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you will blow up
if you post a video
to my ChatSnap.
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You'll also double
my followers.
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But this is about you.
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Zuri is a great promoter.
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She got our school
to vote me homecoming queen.
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But that's easy.
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Everyone likes you.
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And Ravi homecoming king.
Wow!
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Okay, I'm in!
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It's so cool that
so many people
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are gonna hear my music.
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Yes, I'm going to
be huge!
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I mean, you.
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I'm still all about you.
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Xander, I couldn't be
happier for you.
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You're talented
and handsome.
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You so deserve this.
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And, Xander,
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you mean everything to me.
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Thanks!
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"Thanks"?
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Up top!
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Gotta go! (LAUGHS)
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Did I just tell Xander
he means everything to me,
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and he high-fived me?
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Yup. If you had
a problem with it,
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you should have
left him hangin'.
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Thanks for helping out
with mail call, Ravi.
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Try not to mess it up.
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(LAUGHS) Please, I think
I can handle reading names.
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"Nqobizitha Madhanhanga."
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Mike Allen.
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"Fa'atoina Autagavaia"
hyphen...
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Thank you.
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Sue Smith.
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Oh, come on!
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Is anyone familiar with
the Korean alphabet?
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Hey, since I never
get any letters,
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can I go do anything else?
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Hey, here's
something for you,
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Mr. "Current Resident."
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Here you go, Ravi.
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Now you'll be able to
see over the golf cart
steering wheel.
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Score!
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Ow, I feel terrible
for Griff.
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He never gets any mail.
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I never get
any mail either.
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But you're a CIT.
You should be
able to handle it.
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(VOICE BREAKING)
Right. I can handle it.
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Hey, maybe if we
write Griff a letter
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from a mystery pen pal,
it'll cheer him up.
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Great idea!
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And we could pretend
to be a camper from
Camp Champion,
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who spotted him
from across the lake.
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I like it.
We'll get started
right after mail call.
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Wait!
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How about you read
one from my bag?
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Okay.
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Bo Bell.
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Seriously?
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Duh. I'm such an idiot!
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No argument here.
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What are we talking about?
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Oh, I totally choked
and said "thanks,"
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when Emma told me that
I meant everything to her.
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Oh, then you are an idiot.
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That's pretty big talk
from a guy wearing
such a small hat.
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I just hope Emma
and I can get through
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this canoeing class
without it being too awkward.
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Hey, Emma.
Mr. McCormick.
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Awkward!
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I think Emma's
mad at Xander.
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I also think
these little hats
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are really working
for me.
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You got one of
those things right.
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Okay, campers,
before we get you
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out on the water,
we have a few tips.
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First tip, while canoeing,
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always remember to
appreciate your partner.
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She's really putting
herself out there,
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and deserves to know
how you feel.
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Well, you also don't want
a canoeing partner
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who puts a bunch of
pressure on you
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when you just want
a relaxing summer boat trip.
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Summer?
Just a summer boat trip?
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What, do you have
a different canoeing
partner for every season?
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(GIGGLES)
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Look, Xander's sweating
through his life vest.
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Emma, can we please not
chat about this right now
in front of all the...
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The fish?
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Oh, don't worry,
you and I won't be
"chatting" ever again.
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So, does this mean
Emma's available?
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Keep dreamin', hat boy.
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"Yevstigneyev,"
then an upside down "H,"
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and what looks like
a picture of a crown.
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And "Griff Jones."
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Wha... Really?
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For me?
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How does it feel
to get mail?
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No, seriously,
how does it feel?
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Because I would not know.
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It's from a girl
at Camp Champion,
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who saw me
swimming in the lake.
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Her name is Erin.
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A name with Gaelic origins,
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much like the name Griff.
(LAUGHS)
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What a totally random
etymological co-winky-dink.
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And it says she spent
time in juvie, too!
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What are the odds?
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And look at that
lovely handwriting!
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She must have taken
an after-school
calligraphy class.
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I'm going to write her back
and tell her a little bit
about myself.
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Good idea.
And when you're done,
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give it to Ravi
to mail for you.
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He's got a bunch of
stamps lyin' around.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Those stamps
are collector's items.
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My Vermin of Canada series
just made the "Hot List,"
in Philatelist Monthly.
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Since you're not
mailin' it,
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you don't have to
actually use a stamp.
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Just read it
and write back.
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Right.
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So, Griff...
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When you are ready,
give me that letter
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and I will slap on a
Saskatoon ground squirrel.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Hey, Xander,
great news!
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Emma calmed down?
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(LAUGHS) Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
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The news is, we're
going to make a fortune
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once your next song
blows up on my ChatSnap.
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I ordered 10,000 rolls
of Xander toilet paper.
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Why would you do that?
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Because everyone
likes celebrities,
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and everyone uses
toilet paper.
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I myself use a
two-ply Kenny Chesney.
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I'm sorry, Zuri,
but I just have
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too much on my mind
to sing right now.
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I understand,
and your feelings
are important to me.
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Tell me what's going on.
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It's just that...
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I don't come from a family
that talks about
their emotions.
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My dad's a football guy.
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The way he tells me
he loves me
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is by slapping me
on the butt.
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Well, don't try that
with Emma.
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The truth is, I do
want to tell Emma...
(STATIC BUZZ)
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...how I feel,
but I just...
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Uh, Zuri,
what are you doing?
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Recording this.
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Now, pour your heart out,
and make it rhyme.
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Look, I don't
want to be rude,
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but I'm just not
in the mood.
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Yes, that's gold.
I didn't mean to rhyme!
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I'm gonna need a lot more
than two bars to sell
all this toilet paper.
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Zuri!
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Can you explain
why there's a charge
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for thousands of
dollars worth of
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toilet paper
on my credit card?
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Nope.
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Hey, guys, would you mail
this letter to Erin for me?
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Sure.
Happy to.
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(CHUCKLES)
Oh, and Ravi,
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since you weren't around,
I went ahead
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and slapped on one of
your weird stamps.
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Oh, look at that.
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It is the Nova Scotian
bog lemming.
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What a wonderful use of
a rare $5,000 stamp.
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Griff, you're going to
love having a pen pal.
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I have a few pals I've been
exchanging letters with
for years.
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Let me guess,
they're all farm animals?
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Not all. One's a donkey,
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which is really more
of a ranch animal.
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If you say so.
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Oh, I wonder what he wrote.
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Oh, Lou, please
be careful with
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my stamp
when you open...
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No! My bog lemming!
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Uh-oh, this is bad.
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Tell me about it.
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A Canadian Vermin Series
without a bog lemming
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is like an engagement ring
without a diamond.
253
00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:18,557
Forget about
your stupid stamp.
254
00:11:18,558 --> 00:11:20,258
Griff wrote Erin
about a store in town
255
00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:22,800
that locks up their
dirt bikes with
a flimsy chain.
256
00:11:22,803 --> 00:11:24,183
He said he wants to
steal one.
257
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,944
Oh, no!
258
00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:28,016
I hope he mentioned something
about stealing a helmet.
259
00:11:30,070 --> 00:11:32,940
If he steals anything,
he'll be sent back to juvie.
260
00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:34,153
We have to stop him!
261
00:11:34,154 --> 00:11:36,164
But Griff only told
this to Erin.
262
00:11:36,156 --> 00:11:39,616
If we confront him,
he will know we were
tricking him.
263
00:11:39,619 --> 00:11:42,409
You're right.
He'll never trust us again.
264
00:11:42,412 --> 00:11:45,752
So, we need to write him
another letter from Erin
265
00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:47,166
trying to talk
sense into him.
266
00:11:47,167 --> 00:11:48,537
You know, felon to felon.
267
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,040
Or, Erin could say
she'll go to the police.
268
00:11:52,042 --> 00:11:54,172
Absolutely not!
269
00:11:54,174 --> 00:11:55,894
Erin is no snitch!
270
00:11:55,886 --> 00:11:57,426
She lives by the
code of the streets.
271
00:11:57,427 --> 00:12:00,597
"If the fuzz asks
you to drop a dime,
be as silent as a mime."
272
00:12:08,899 --> 00:12:11,399
Emma?
Xander?
273
00:12:11,401 --> 00:12:13,021
What are you doing here?
274
00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:15,913
Looking for a place
as cold as your heart?
275
00:12:15,906 --> 00:12:19,116
No. Zuri wanted me to get
hamburger patties for
the cookout later.
276
00:12:19,119 --> 00:12:20,949
She wanted me to do
the same thing.
277
00:12:20,951 --> 00:12:22,861
That's strange.
278
00:12:22,863 --> 00:12:26,003
Although, it's not as strange
as this box labeled
"otter nuggets."
279
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,868
Hey! (RATTLES)
280
00:12:29,870 --> 00:12:31,460
Hey, what's going on?
281
00:12:31,461 --> 00:12:33,001
Obviously, we're trapped,
282
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:35,093
just like your emotions.
283
00:12:35,085 --> 00:12:38,585
We're not opening this door
until you two make up,
284
00:12:38,588 --> 00:12:40,088
and I get my song!
285
00:12:40,090 --> 00:12:43,050
And I get $50 million!
286
00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:44,013
What?
287
00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:46,194
I'm not sitting
on this crate
for nothin'.
288
00:12:50,190 --> 00:12:51,310
Hey, Griff,
289
00:12:51,311 --> 00:12:52,601
you got another
letter from Erin!
290
00:12:52,602 --> 00:12:53,982
And because
she's a criminal,
291
00:12:53,984 --> 00:12:56,324
she made her O's
look like little handcuffs.
292
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,197
Where is he?
293
00:12:59,199 --> 00:13:01,739
Look, Griff left
a letter on his bed.
294
00:13:01,741 --> 00:13:04,451
Great, Griff used
another one of my stamps.
295
00:13:04,454 --> 00:13:08,044
This time, please
be careful not to rip...
(PAPER RIPS)
296
00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:11,248
And goodbye, Cornwallis
Island Tundra shrew!
297
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,082
Oh, no.
298
00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:15,054
Griff wrote Erin
that he's going to
299
00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:16,965
canoe into town
to steal that dirt bike.
300
00:13:16,967 --> 00:13:19,047
(GASPS) Oh,
this is terrible!
301
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,379
Still no mention
of swiping a helmet?
302
00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:23,842
We have to get to
the dock
303
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:25,144
and stop him
before he leaves.
304
00:13:29,189 --> 00:13:31,349
Ha-ha-ha!
Suckas!
305
00:13:31,351 --> 00:13:33,141
(HISSES AND GROANS)
306
00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:36,074
Yeah, that's right,
Mrs. Kipling,
307
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:37,696
I'm pranking your master.
308
00:13:38,778 --> 00:13:41,438
And now I'm
talking to a lizard.
309
00:13:41,441 --> 00:13:43,281
Maybe that's why
I don't get any mail.
310
00:13:43,283 --> 00:13:44,403
(MRS. KIPLING GROANS)
311
00:13:45,535 --> 00:13:46,905
Oh, great, Xander.
312
00:13:46,907 --> 00:13:48,117
Because you're dead
on the inside,
313
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:49,998
we're both going to be
dead on the outside!
314
00:13:51,041 --> 00:13:52,581
Don't be ridiculous. Okay?
315
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,712
Zuri is not going to
endanger her own sister.
316
00:13:54,714 --> 00:13:55,924
Yes, I would!
317
00:13:55,916 --> 00:13:57,336
I want that video!
318
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,957
And I want my money!
319
00:14:00,670 --> 00:14:02,340
It's freezing!
320
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,962
Oh, thank goodness
someone left some
mittens in here.
321
00:14:05,015 --> 00:14:07,055
Uh, Emma,
I wouldn't do that.
322
00:14:07,057 --> 00:14:08,847
Oh, why?
Because if I put them on,
323
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,018
it'll be harder
for you to give me
324
00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:11,770
one of your warm
and caring high-fives?
325
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,034
No, because
those aren't mittens.
They're dead rats.
326
00:14:17,027 --> 00:14:18,397
Ew, gross!
327
00:14:20,190 --> 00:14:22,650
Ugh, this is the
worst day ever.
328
00:14:22,652 --> 00:14:24,822
Just admit it,
you don't care about me.
329
00:14:24,824 --> 00:14:26,794
I'm not your everything!
That's not true!
330
00:14:26,786 --> 00:14:27,906
Then just say it!
331
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:29,578
Fine! Fine!
You're my everything!
332
00:14:29,579 --> 00:14:30,699
There, happy?
333
00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:33,912
Your plan worked!
334
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:35,924
I heard Xander say
they're happy.
335
00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:40,046
Yes! Time to order 5,000
Xander bobble heads!
336
00:14:40,050 --> 00:14:41,300
Hopefully,
no one will notice
337
00:14:41,301 --> 00:14:42,551
he's wearing
a Mets uniform.
338
00:14:43,263 --> 00:14:44,463
Or that he's Dominican.
339
00:14:47,097 --> 00:14:50,057
All right, Xander, time to
shoot that music video!
340
00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:54,140
Uh, you don't by any chance
have a Mets uniform, do you?
341
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:56,784
Zuri, your stupid plan
just made things worse!
342
00:14:56,776 --> 00:14:59,356
I'll say! I almost
just wore rat mittens!
343
00:14:59,359 --> 00:15:00,609
Ugh.
344
00:15:02,022 --> 00:15:03,862
All right, forget Emma.
345
00:15:03,863 --> 00:15:07,123
Concentrate on your music,
and blowing up my ChatSnap.
346
00:15:07,117 --> 00:15:10,027
No! I don't care
about your ChatSnap.
347
00:15:10,030 --> 00:15:11,660
My whole relationship
is blown up!
348
00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:16,214
Oh, man.
This is horrible.
349
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:17,296
Tell me about it.
350
00:15:17,297 --> 00:15:20,167
These burgers were
rejected by a local kennel.
351
00:15:21,301 --> 00:15:24,091
Wait, no, they're
from a local kennel.
352
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:35,113
Oh, no, we're too late!
Griff's not here!
353
00:15:35,105 --> 00:15:36,555
Uh, perhaps if we
hop in a canoe,
354
00:15:36,556 --> 00:15:37,726
we can catch up to him!
355
00:15:37,727 --> 00:15:38,937
Not with you rowing.
356
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:41,560
Hey, guys.
357
00:15:41,561 --> 00:15:43,861
I was just gonna go
for a canoe ride.
358
00:15:43,863 --> 00:15:46,783
A-ha! I knew it!
Knew what?
359
00:15:46,776 --> 00:15:49,116
We know...
We can't tell him
we're Erin.
360
00:15:49,119 --> 00:15:50,409
Nothing.
We know nothing.
361
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,281
Uh, Griff,
362
00:15:53,283 --> 00:15:57,213
why do you need a ski mask
and gloves to go canoeing?
363
00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:59,207
Well, it gets chilly
out on the lake.
364
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:01,129
What do you think
I need them for?
365
00:16:01,131 --> 00:16:02,791
(SNORTS) To commit a crime?
(BOTH LAUGH NERVOUSLY)
366
00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:04,212
Hey, could you pass me
those bolt cutters?
367
00:16:06,926 --> 00:16:08,006
Bolt cutters?
368
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,550
Well, I'm off. (CHUCKLES)
369
00:16:12,552 --> 00:16:15,522
And in case anyone asks,
you never saw me leave camp.
370
00:16:16,356 --> 00:16:17,516
Wink!
371
00:16:18,148 --> 00:16:19,268
Wait!
372
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:22,900
Your pen pal Erin
came by earlier,
373
00:16:22,902 --> 00:16:24,272
and wanted to
talk to you.
374
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:25,574
BOTH: She did?
375
00:16:25,565 --> 00:16:29,195
Yes, I shall go
get her right now!
376
00:16:34,704 --> 00:16:36,254
Hey, Xander.
377
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:38,286
Sorry I locked you
in the meat locker.
378
00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:39,418
You should be.
379
00:16:39,419 --> 00:16:41,959
Parts of me
are still defrosting.
380
00:16:41,961 --> 00:16:44,381
Okay, I understand
if you want to
381
00:16:44,384 --> 00:16:46,224
give me
the "cold shoulder."
382
00:16:47,967 --> 00:16:49,257
Sorry. Too soon?
383
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,340
This is so messed up.
384
00:16:52,342 --> 00:16:53,932
I really hate that
I hurt Emma's feelings,
385
00:16:53,933 --> 00:16:56,103
but talking about
my emotions
386
00:16:56,096 --> 00:16:58,726
just makes me
so uncomfortable.
387
00:16:58,728 --> 00:17:01,638
I hate talking about
my emotions, too.
388
00:17:01,641 --> 00:17:04,731
Even talking about
your emotions is
making me queasy.
389
00:17:06,236 --> 00:17:07,986
I really do want to
tell Emma how I feel,
390
00:17:07,987 --> 00:17:10,197
but I just don't know how.
391
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:13,200
Well, your songs
are always full of emotion.
392
00:17:13,203 --> 00:17:14,783
Like the one you wrote
last summer,
393
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,214
to ask Emma out?
394
00:17:16,206 --> 00:17:19,326
So, why don't you tell her
how you feel with a song?
395
00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:20,999
Oh, I see
what you're doing.
396
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,330
You just want to
get that video done,
397
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:24,122
so you can make money
and double your followers.
398
00:17:24,124 --> 00:17:27,134
(SIGHS) I promise
that's not true.
399
00:17:27,127 --> 00:17:28,797
I really do care about
you and Emma.
400
00:17:30,970 --> 00:17:32,260
Well, then...
401
00:17:32,262 --> 00:17:34,672
Maybe I could tell Emma
how I feel in a song.
402
00:17:34,674 --> 00:17:37,234
I mean, as soon as
my fingers thaw out.
403
00:17:37,227 --> 00:17:39,347
I'll go grab you
those rat mittens.
404
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,272
So...
405
00:17:44,274 --> 00:17:45,534
I can't wait
to meet Erin.
406
00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:47,186
Me neither.
407
00:17:49,189 --> 00:17:51,489
RAVI: (IN GIRL'S VOICE)
Hello, Griff!
408
00:17:53,243 --> 00:17:55,253
It is I, Erin!
409
00:17:55,745 --> 00:17:56,995
Huh,
410
00:17:56,996 --> 00:17:59,826
Erin sounds a lot
different than I imagined.
411
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,659
Sounds exactly like
I had imagined.
412
00:18:04,964 --> 00:18:07,424
So, Erin... (LAUGHS)
413
00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:09,257
Why don't you come out
and say "hi" in person?
414
00:18:09,259 --> 00:18:11,009
RAVI: Because...
415
00:18:11,010 --> 00:18:15,050
I have a cold, and I am
extremely contagious.
416
00:18:15,054 --> 00:18:16,274
Achoo!
417
00:18:17,637 --> 00:18:20,477
You know, I wish
you could meet
my friend, Ravi.
418
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:22,430
I wonder where he is.
419
00:18:22,432 --> 00:18:26,322
RAVI: Oh, he's probably
scoring a touchdown
in soccer,
420
00:18:26,316 --> 00:18:29,026
or some other
manly pursuit.
Oh, brother.
421
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:34,491
(STUTTERING) It's funny,
because you kind of
sound like Ravi.
422
00:18:34,494 --> 00:18:38,004
RAVI: Oh, that is
not possible.
423
00:18:37,997 --> 00:18:41,157
He is a handsome
young Indian boy,
424
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:44,791
whilst I am a lovely
Gaelic lassie.
425
00:18:44,794 --> 00:18:47,174
That's it. I cannot
stand it anymore.
426
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,707
The jig is up!
427
00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:50,708
What gave me away?
Everything.
428
00:18:52,342 --> 00:18:53,842
Look, guys,
429
00:18:53,843 --> 00:18:55,683
it's one thing to trick me
with fake letters,
430
00:18:55,675 --> 00:18:58,715
but how could you
possibly think I'd
steal a dirt bike?
431
00:18:58,718 --> 00:19:00,308
Gee, I don't know...
Maybe because you said
432
00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:02,060
you were gonna steal
a dirt bike.
433
00:19:02,061 --> 00:19:04,561
And half your T-shirts
say "Property of Maine
Prison System."
434
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:08,606
(CHUCKLES)
Look, I'm sorry for
tricking you guys,
435
00:19:08,608 --> 00:19:10,318
but you started it.
436
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,730
We only invented Erin
because we felt bad
that you never get any mail.
437
00:19:12,732 --> 00:19:14,732
Hey, Ravi never gets
any mail either.
438
00:19:14,734 --> 00:19:16,704
But I am a CIT, and...
439
00:19:16,696 --> 00:19:20,366
I can handle the
gut-wrenching pain
of disappointment.
440
00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:22,040
We were just trying to
cheer you up, Griff.
441
00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:23,331
And you succeeded.
442
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,663
Listen, messing
with you guys
443
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,424
was more fun than any letter
I could've gotten.
444
00:19:28,378 --> 00:19:30,748
And thanks for caring.
445
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,000
You're welcome.
446
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,353
So, at what point
were you onto us?
447
00:19:36,346 --> 00:19:38,556
From the second I saw
Ravi's dainty handwriting.
448
00:19:39,849 --> 00:19:41,009
Calligraphy.
449
00:19:45,355 --> 00:19:46,515
Hey, Emma.
450
00:19:46,516 --> 00:19:48,016
Can we please talk?
451
00:19:48,017 --> 00:19:50,227
I'm all ears,
Mr. McCormick.
452
00:19:51,311 --> 00:19:53,521
Look, I know I messed up,
453
00:19:53,523 --> 00:19:55,413
and there's nothing I can
say to make it up to you.
454
00:19:56,155 --> 00:19:57,275
But I can sing it.
455
00:19:57,987 --> 00:19:59,197
I wrote this song for you.
456
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:07,424
♪ I've heard it said
timing's everything
457
00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:10,287
♪ Well, everything
is here now
458
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,751
♪ You never know
what the day will bring
459
00:20:14,754 --> 00:20:19,434
♪ Just be ready
when it comes around.
460
00:20:19,429 --> 00:20:23,009
♪ Life's a beach
tropic island getaway
461
00:20:23,012 --> 00:20:24,342
♪ I came alive
462
00:20:24,344 --> 00:20:26,654
♪ Ever since the day you...
463
00:20:26,646 --> 00:20:28,516
♪ Hit me like
a freight train
464
00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,438
♪ Ooh, I did a double take
465
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,560
♪ Body like a summer day
466
00:20:33,563 --> 00:20:36,323
♪ Got a real mean undertow
467
00:20:36,316 --> 00:20:37,946
♪ Holds me down
Won't let me go
468
00:20:37,947 --> 00:20:41,447
♪ Love has got me swept away
469
00:20:41,451 --> 00:20:45,201
♪ On a tide, tide,
tidal wave
470
00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:48,174
♪ A tide, tide, tidal wave
471
00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:52,627
♪ It's like a tide,
tide, tidal wave
472
00:20:52,632 --> 00:20:57,382
♪ A tide, tide, tidal wave
473
00:20:57,377 --> 00:21:02,217
♪ Oh, I'm living now
474
00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:05,771
♪ I'm loving now
475
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,645
♪ On a tidal wave
476
00:21:11,851 --> 00:21:13,601
♪ Hit me like
a freight train
477
00:21:13,603 --> 00:21:15,703
♪ Ooh, I did a double take
478
00:21:15,695 --> 00:21:19,025
♪ Body like a summer day
479
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:21,528
♪ Got a real mean undertow
480
00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:23,161
♪ Holds me down
Won't let me go
481
00:21:23,162 --> 00:21:26,502
♪ Love has got me
swept away
482
00:21:26,496 --> 00:21:30,666
♪ On a tide, tide,
tidal wave
483
00:21:30,670 --> 00:21:35,380
♪ A tide, tide, tidal wave ♪
484
00:21:40,510 --> 00:21:42,760
Xander, writing that song
485
00:21:42,762 --> 00:21:43,882
was the most
incredible thing
486
00:21:43,883 --> 00:21:45,523
anyone's ever done for me.
487
00:21:45,515 --> 00:21:47,725
And I once had a guy
offer to buy me an island.
488
00:21:47,727 --> 00:21:49,057
(CHUCKLES)
Wow.
489
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,598
Like one of those little
Caribbean Islands?
490
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,730
No. Manhattan.
491
00:21:53,733 --> 00:21:57,703
So I guess I'm not going with
that Free Hug Coupon Book
for your birthday.
492
00:21:57,697 --> 00:22:00,197
(CHUCKLES) Actually,
I would love that.
493
00:22:00,199 --> 00:22:01,779
In fact, I'll take one
right now.
494
00:22:01,781 --> 00:22:04,031
Oh. I'm sorry,
you don't have a coupon.
495
00:22:06,786 --> 00:22:10,656
Emma, I am so happy
we worked things out.
496
00:22:10,660 --> 00:22:13,830
You're so beautiful
and sweet.
497
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,514
You're my everything.
498
00:22:17,667 --> 00:22:18,717
Thanks.
499
00:22:18,718 --> 00:22:19,958
Up top!
500
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,382
Xander, guess what?
501
00:22:24,384 --> 00:22:27,604
We're up to a million
views on your video!
502
00:22:27,597 --> 00:22:29,967
My ChatSnap is exploding!
503
00:22:29,969 --> 00:22:33,559
Hey, I thought this song
wasn't supposed to be
about your ChatSnap.
504
00:22:33,563 --> 00:22:35,443
Come on, you know me
better than that.
505
00:22:36,646 --> 00:22:39,146
It's so cool that people
like my music so much.
506
00:22:39,148 --> 00:22:41,438
They do, but according
to the comments,
507
00:22:41,441 --> 00:22:43,901
they love Emma's
dancing even more.
508
00:22:43,903 --> 00:22:45,753
Oh, let's not
make this about me.
509
00:22:45,745 --> 00:22:47,745
This is about Xander.
510
00:22:47,747 --> 00:22:48,697
(WHISPERS)
Send me that link.
511
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:52,079
Did anybody mention
my dancing?
512
00:22:52,622 --> 00:22:53,872
Ooh, read that one!
513
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,883
It's from my abuelo.
514
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,875
"Jorge, get out
of the way,
515
00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:00,547
"and let muy bonita
drop it like it's hot."
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