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♪♪
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Lights out in five, guys.
Emma and I have gotta go,
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because it's
Counselor's Karaoke Night!
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I hope Hazel doesn't sing.
It attracts coyotes.
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They think a moose is dying.
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Can I go?
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I've got a Merle Haggard
tribute medley
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I'm dying to bust out!
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Sorry, Zuri, as much as
we'd love to hear that,
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this event is for counselors
and CITs only.
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But I'm a teenager now!
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How can you treat me
the same as a baby
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who plays with her
coloring book?
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This "coloring book"
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happens to be a map
of the Helix Nebula in the
Aquarius Constellation!
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Oh, I'm sorry. Nerd baby.
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This is so unfair!
How come I can't be a CIT?
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Zuri, you're not old enough.
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Plus, it's a big job,
with a lot of responsibility.
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How hard can it be?
You do it.
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It also takes people skills.
Strike two.
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♪ Here we go
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♪ We're leaving the city
behind right now
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♪ Let's gather by
the campfire light
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♪ And sing this song
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Hanging out
with someone new
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♪ Then falling out
of a camp canoe
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♪ What's that smell?
It's on your shoe
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Got a s'more in my hair
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♪ Mosquitos in
our underwear
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♪ Shower's broke
but we don't care
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ This is our home away
from home away from
home away from home
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♪ But watch your back
A bear just ate my phone
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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Griff, I'd like
to introduce you
to my new best friend,
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Wildfire!
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Oh...
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When you said we
were going to go play
with wild fire,
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I was thinking of something
a lot more fun.
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Wildfire is tons of fun!
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In a very tiny package.
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Just like me!
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Okay, have fun
with your big dog.
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He's a horse!
Whatever you have
to tell yourself, man.
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I'm gonna go
play football.
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Okay, campers, I have some
very exciting news to share!
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You're gonna let Wildfire
move into our bunk?
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Sweet! He's gonna need to
sleep by the window, though,
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'cause he gets a little gassy.
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Anyway, I am talking about
the Camp Art Auction.
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The whole town is coming,
and Gladys put me in charge.
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Obvi, as all my friends know,
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I am an art aficionado.
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Really? 'Cause
I've never heard you
mention art before.
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Or friends.
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I will have you know,
back in New York,
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I ran with a pretty cool crowd
of museum docents.
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My bad.
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I need you each
to do a painting
for the auction.
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Gladys needs money to buy
a "Rump Plumper,"
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which apparently
plumps your rump.
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(BOTH SHUDDER)
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Anywho, if we have
any money left over,
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Gladys said we could
use it to buy a telescope
for the camp!
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Or we could buy
a micro-drone to hover
over the girls'...
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I mean, a telescope.
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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
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Yay.
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Karaoke was
so fun last night!
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Taylor Swift
is my spirit animal.
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Except that, you know,
she's a human.
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She makes me
want to date a guy,
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just so I can
dump his sorry butt,
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and write a catchy
tune about it.
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I wasn't there
so I don't care.
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B-T-W, I'm helping you
with the wood
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and I even
took out the trash.
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And left it on the porch.
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Well, it's out!
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Great, now bears
can come to our porch
for an appetizer,
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and have us as the entree!
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(SIGHS) It's not fair.
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I wish I was a CIT.
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Ahhh! Wow, Hazel,
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did you set your broom
to silent?
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Gee, you stir
one cauldron...
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Anyway, I can make
your wish come true.
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You could be my CIT.
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Well, what's the catch?
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Do I have to shave
Emma's head in her sleep?
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No, but that's going
on my bucket list!
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Look, I need help
with my Weasels,
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you're sick
of the Up-Chucks.
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It's a win-win.
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I'll think about it.
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It's just that your Weasels
are cray-cray.
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On the bright side,
when we go on
a hike in the woods,
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the bears run from them.
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Sophie, is that a vase
or a pile of mush?
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Wha...
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It looks like the work
of a six-year-old!
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Dude, she is six.
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That is no excuse!
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Wha...
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Artists.
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Done!
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I'm going to go play
horse shoes with Wildfire.
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Or as he calls it, shoes.
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Jorge, I cannot sell this.
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If you were my son,
I would not even hang it
on the refrigerator.
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Why? Because
you couldn't lift it?
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Griff, please tell me
you have something better.
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I do.
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I call it Sad Boy.
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An Exploration in Crayon.
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I call it "terrible."
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There is an elephant
in Thailand
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that can paint
better than you!
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His art sells
for thousands of dollars!
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Well, then call him
so I can go play football.
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Look, I promised Gladys
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I would deliver big bucks
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so she can junk up her trunk.
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So, start over!
Both of you!
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Corky, the paint goes
on the canvas,
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not in your mouth!
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Great, thanks to
Vincent Van Jerk,
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we're gonna be stuck here
painting all day!
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Not necessarily.
What if we tell Ravi
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that Wildfire can paint,
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just like that
artsy elephant?
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But horses can't paint.
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They wear shoes
on their hands.
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What I meant is,
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if we just throw some
paint on a canvas,
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and tell Ravi
that Wildfire did it,
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he can sell that,
and we can have rest
of the afternoon off.
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(CHUCKLES) You had me
at "afternoon off."
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That's the last thing I said.
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No, that's the
last thing you said.
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I'd be better off
planning this with the horse.
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Guess what?
We get to go to town later
to see a movie!
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You mean a real movie?
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Not like the ones
they show here?
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The Horror Of Head Lice.
Two Friends, One Hat.
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That was better than
Ticks Suck.
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Yeah, not our best
double-feature.
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Gee, guys, I'm sorry,
but it's after hours.
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Only off-duty counselors
and CITs can go.
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Great. So the only thing
I get to do after lights out
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is hear Tiffany snore?
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I have an unusually
large uvula.
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Listen, Zuri,
if you're patient,
and follow the rules,
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maybe you can be
a CIT next year.
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Or I could be one
right now!
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Where are you going?
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I'm joining the Weasel Cabin!
Hazel asked me to be
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her new CIT,
and I'm accepting.
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ALL: What!
Are you crazy?
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Obviously, Hazel
is an evil witch
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who's put you under a spell!
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Yes! She's spun a web
and lured you into it!
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So what is she,
a spider or a witch?
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She's a spider-witch!
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Look, Hazel's
my friend now.
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She thinks I'm mature, so...
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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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CIT Ross, reporting for duty.
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Excellent.
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Welcome to the wonderful
world of Weasels! Ha-ha!
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(ALL GROWL)
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No! Bad Weasel!
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I still can't believe
my own sister betrayed
the Woodchuck Cabin.
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Although she did once
try to sell Ravi
to the circus.
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I have never lost
a Woodchuck.
Except that one time
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we ran into a wolf pack.
And even then, I got
most of her back.
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Most of her?
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She didn't need
all those toes.
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I cannot believe
I'm at The Spot at night!
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This is so awesome!
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Everyone looks so happy.
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Because there are
no kids here.
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Yeah, kids
ruin everything.
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Oh, hi, guys.
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Have you met
my new CIT, Zuri?
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Huh. I used to have
a sister by that name.
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Look, she's wearing
a Weasel shirt.
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Why don't you just
rip my heart out
and eat it in front of me!
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That sounds fun!
Get me a spork.
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Speaking of eating,
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is that real Chinese food?
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Hmm. Beats Murphy's
moo goo gai moose.
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Congratulations, Lou.
This time you lost
a whole camper,
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not just her toes.
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I'd like to tie
Hazel's tongue to the tail
of an incontinent wolverine.
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That would just be mean
to the wolverine.
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(SQUEALING AND SCREAMING)
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Hey! Hey!
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Why aren't
you guys asleep?
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Because we had to
stay up to do this.
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(SPITS)
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Okay, that wasn't very nice.
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At least we didn't use
the one with the brick in it.
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Look, Hazel told me
to make sure
you guys were in bed.
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So, as your CIT,
I order you
to go to sleep.
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We're not gonna get bossed
around by someone
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who still has baby teeth.
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Just one!
And that's only because
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there's no big-girl tooth
coming in behind it!
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Not the right group
to share with.
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Look, Hazel says
I'm in charge.
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Hazel also says Xander
is going to marry her.
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The woman is delusional.
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Okay, you Weasels.
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We can either do this
the easy way,
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or the hard way.
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Ah!
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(SPITS AND GROANS)
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I think that was the hard way.
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Ravi, you've got
to see this!
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I am busy preparing
for my auction.
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The most sophisticated
art connoisseurs in town
are attending,
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assuming the pig race
lets out in time.
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This is going
to help your auction!
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We just found out
Wildfire can paint!
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What? Horses cannot paint.
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This one can.
He's a true artist. See?
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Careful! Horse poop!
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Thank the gods
I did not ruin my
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custom-made,
all-weather
orthopedic sandals.
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(WILDFIRE GRUNTING)
Whoa!
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Did... Did Wildfire
just paint that?
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Yes. Isn't that amazing?
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I suppose if
an elephant can paint,
so can a horse.
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And I bet those art snobs
would pay top dollar
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for these two paintings
made by a horse.
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True. As of now,
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you are both officially
excused from painting.
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BOTH: Yes!
So you can spend
every waking moment
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making sure Wildfire paints
248
00:11:43,874 --> 00:11:47,424
a lot more canvases.
BOTH: No!
249
00:11:47,417 --> 00:11:50,827
Your horsey is going
to make us a fortune!
(CHUCKLES)
250
00:11:50,831 --> 00:11:52,331
Hello, telescope!
251
00:11:52,332 --> 00:11:53,292
(SQUISHING SOUND)
252
00:11:54,504 --> 00:11:55,974
And goodbye sandals.
253
00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:04,010
Ow! Whoever named these
"softballs" never dropped one
on their foot.
254
00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:08,106
It's too hot for softball.
255
00:12:08,108 --> 00:12:10,688
We want to go on the water.
So get us a raft,
256
00:12:10,690 --> 00:12:12,310
before we paddle you
across the lake.
257
00:12:14,314 --> 00:12:16,624
Well, since you
asked so nicely...
258
00:12:18,618 --> 00:12:21,278
Watch it! Momma just
took her piggies to town,
259
00:12:21,281 --> 00:12:22,861
and they're still wet.
260
00:12:23,954 --> 00:12:25,084
Hazel!
261
00:12:25,075 --> 00:12:27,575
Your Weasels
are driving me crazy!
262
00:12:27,577 --> 00:12:31,247
I like to think of them
as our Weasels.
263
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,961
And it's the CIT's job
to deal with the campers.
264
00:12:33,964 --> 00:12:35,884
Then what's your job?
265
00:12:35,876 --> 00:12:38,966
To find a CIT
to deal with the campers.
266
00:12:38,969 --> 00:12:42,299
But in Woodchuck Cabin,
Lou always helps Emma.
267
00:12:42,302 --> 00:12:45,022
Lou also plays
the washboard
in a jug band,
268
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:47,595
and I'm not gonna
do that either.
269
00:12:47,597 --> 00:12:49,517
(SIGHS) Just keep calm,
270
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:52,389
and think of karaoke
and kung pao.
271
00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:57,526
And...
272
00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:58,527
Done!
273
00:12:59,739 --> 00:13:00,989
Well, that was easy.
274
00:13:00,991 --> 00:13:04,111
Wildfire just did
ten paintings
in five minutes.
275
00:13:04,114 --> 00:13:07,084
No, we did them,
remember?
276
00:13:08,408 --> 00:13:11,038
Okay, I'm gonna go
play football.
277
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:13,581
And I'm gonna wear a helmet,
so I don't end up like you.
278
00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:17,415
Guys, great news!
279
00:13:17,417 --> 00:13:19,467
The whole town is
coming to my auction,
280
00:13:19,469 --> 00:13:22,509
and, now, the local
TV station is covering it!
281
00:13:22,512 --> 00:13:25,192
We're going to be on
Eye Witness Moose Rump!
282
00:13:25,185 --> 00:13:27,135
Wait, that's the name
of this town?
283
00:13:27,137 --> 00:13:30,687
What names did they
not go with?
284
00:13:30,690 --> 00:13:34,560
Everyone wants to come
to the art auction to watch
Wildfire paint live!
285
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,784
They do?
Thanks to Wildfire's talents,
286
00:13:36,776 --> 00:13:38,316
I will make enough money
287
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,278
to buy Gladys's
Rump Plumper and
a camp telescope!
288
00:13:41,281 --> 00:13:44,201
She will get her bubble,
and I will get my Hubble!
289
00:13:44,204 --> 00:13:45,214
(SQUISHING SOUND)
290
00:13:46,446 --> 00:13:47,496
Dang it!
291
00:13:52,913 --> 00:13:54,333
Campers, huh?
292
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:57,174
Can't live with 'em,
can't lose 'em in the woods.
293
00:13:57,167 --> 00:13:58,167
(LAUGHS)
294
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:04,091
Hey, Zuri. Did you finally
get the Weasels to bed?
295
00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:05,354
Sure did.
296
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,765
Chasing me around
with firecrackers really
tuckered them out.
297
00:14:10,230 --> 00:14:13,850
Now, I finally get
to have some fun...
298
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,613
(YAWNS) But first,
I'm gonna get a bite to eat.
299
00:14:17,527 --> 00:14:18,527
(SIGHS)
300
00:14:19,189 --> 00:14:20,439
(SNORING)
301
00:14:22,943 --> 00:14:24,283
Now I feel bad.
302
00:14:24,284 --> 00:14:26,584
Poor Zuri wanted
so much to have fun
with the big kids.
303
00:14:26,576 --> 00:14:28,866
Yeah, but now
she's too pooped
to party.
304
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:29,868
(LOUD SNORING)
305
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:34,793
Okay, Wildfire...
(WILDFIRE WHINNIES)
306
00:14:34,794 --> 00:14:36,214
...just paint
on the canvas.
307
00:14:38,548 --> 00:14:40,088
Okay. Just do
what I do, all right?
308
00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:45,684
Maybe he's more
of a sculptor.
309
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,887
I give up.
We can't give up!
310
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,509
When Wildfire can't paint
at the art show,
311
00:14:52,512 --> 00:14:54,392
Ravi will be humiliated!
312
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,824
Jorge, you can lead
a horse to water colors,
313
00:14:56,816 --> 00:14:58,146
but you can't
make it paint.
314
00:15:02,112 --> 00:15:04,232
Guys, I'm worried about Zuri.
315
00:15:04,234 --> 00:15:06,164
This morning I saw
the Weasels in
arts and crafts,
316
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,866
and I think they were
building a coffin.
317
00:15:09,119 --> 00:15:10,949
I miss Zuri so much,
318
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:13,741
I just short-sheeted
my own bed to
remind me of her.
319
00:15:13,743 --> 00:15:16,213
Yeah, I really miss her, too.
320
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,626
Does my Mozart poster
look level?
321
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:22,040
(PANTING) Emma, Lou...
322
00:15:22,042 --> 00:15:23,542
I've lost my Weasels!
323
00:15:23,543 --> 00:15:24,753
Congratulations.
324
00:15:24,754 --> 00:15:27,314
I know, that would usually
be a good thing,
325
00:15:27,307 --> 00:15:30,177
but if I don't find them,
I could get in big trouble!
326
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,720
Well, where's Hazel?
327
00:15:31,721 --> 00:15:35,321
Who knows? Probably
out looking for eye of newt
and toe of frog!
328
00:15:36,766 --> 00:15:38,766
Look, I know I
bailed on you guys,
329
00:15:38,768 --> 00:15:41,398
and it probably really
hurt your feelings but...
330
00:15:41,401 --> 00:15:45,201
Yeah, I needed
extra room to grieve,
331
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:47,155
so I took over
your side of the cabin.
332
00:15:49,409 --> 00:15:50,449
So I noticed.
333
00:15:52,332 --> 00:15:54,702
Anyway, I need you guys.
334
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,504
Will you help me find them?
335
00:15:56,496 --> 00:15:57,876
Of course we'll help you.
336
00:15:57,877 --> 00:15:59,417
Woodchucks don't hold grudges.
337
00:15:59,419 --> 00:16:02,209
Mostly because they have
terrible short term memories.
338
00:16:03,343 --> 00:16:04,883
What were we
talking about again?
339
00:16:06,506 --> 00:16:07,846
Don't worry, we're on it!
340
00:16:07,847 --> 00:16:09,677
I'll use my super-human
tracking skills.
341
00:16:09,679 --> 00:16:13,089
I once tracked
my pet pig, Penelope,
across three states.
342
00:16:13,093 --> 00:16:14,683
Why did she run away?
343
00:16:14,684 --> 00:16:18,564
Little tip. Never kiss a pig
after eating a ham sandwich.
344
00:16:18,558 --> 00:16:19,558
(CLICKS TONGUE) They know.
345
00:16:24,064 --> 00:16:26,204
Howdy, art enthusiasts!
346
00:16:26,196 --> 00:16:29,066
Prepare to be dazzled
by the artistic talents
347
00:16:29,069 --> 00:16:31,569
of Wildfire,
the painting horse!
348
00:16:31,571 --> 00:16:34,531
He is a veritable
Claude Mo-neigh!
349
00:16:34,534 --> 00:16:35,884
(LAUGHS)
350
00:16:37,117 --> 00:16:39,497
Ravi, we need
to talk to you!
351
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,039
Not now. I am schmoozing
the creme de la creme
352
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:43,962
of the Moose Rump
art community.
353
00:16:43,963 --> 00:16:46,763
I must warm them up
for Wildfire's performance.
354
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:51,006
Yeah, about that,
there's a teeny, tiny
little problem.
355
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,180
And it could kind of
mess up your auction.
356
00:16:53,183 --> 00:16:55,603
(SCOFFS) Nothing could
mess up my auction!
357
00:16:55,595 --> 00:16:57,475
We have a horse
who can paint!
358
00:16:57,477 --> 00:16:58,477
Do we?
359
00:17:02,232 --> 00:17:05,532
Ladies and gentlemen,
please put your hands together
360
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:09,145
for our equine artiste,
Wildfire!
361
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:14,742
Ravi! We're trying
to tell you,
362
00:17:14,744 --> 00:17:17,374
Wildfire can't paint.
363
00:17:17,367 --> 00:17:18,497
Yeah. We lied to you.
364
00:17:18,498 --> 00:17:20,368
We did those paintings
ourselves.
365
00:17:20,370 --> 00:17:23,330
What? But
the whole town came!
366
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:26,303
And Eye Witness
Moose Rump is here!
With Cletus and Clem!
367
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:29,928
We're really sorry.
368
00:17:29,929 --> 00:17:33,219
I cannot believe you two!
Why would you do that?
369
00:17:33,223 --> 00:17:35,013
Because you
hated our paintings,
370
00:17:35,014 --> 00:17:36,444
and you mentioned
an elephant,
371
00:17:36,436 --> 00:17:38,226
and Griff wanted
to play football,
372
00:17:38,228 --> 00:17:41,228
and the rest is all a blur!
373
00:17:41,231 --> 00:17:45,611
I have no idea
what you are babbling about,
but thanks to you,
374
00:17:45,605 --> 00:17:47,525
I am going to be
a laughing stock.
375
00:17:47,527 --> 00:17:50,397
In our defense,
you're halfway there
wearing those chaps.
376
00:17:53,403 --> 00:17:56,253
May I please
have your attention?
377
00:17:56,246 --> 00:17:58,826
It is with a heavy heart,
but stylish chaps...
378
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:02,791
(PEOPLE MURMURING
INDISTINCTLY)
379
00:18:02,792 --> 00:18:04,252
...that I must
inform you...
380
00:18:04,254 --> 00:18:06,344
Ravi, stop talking!
381
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:07,916
The truth is,
Wildfire cannot...
382
00:18:07,917 --> 00:18:09,127
Ravi! Look!
383
00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:10,259
(SIGHS)
384
00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:12,340
CROWD: Oh!
385
00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:14,342
...wait to
paint for you all!
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
386
00:18:16,556 --> 00:18:18,016
Look! People
are starting to bid!
387
00:18:18,017 --> 00:18:21,217
I see one $100!
I see $200!
388
00:18:21,221 --> 00:18:23,721
I see my telescope!
389
00:18:23,723 --> 00:18:26,283
Way to go, Wildfire!
Attaboy!
390
00:18:26,276 --> 00:18:27,276
(WHINNIES)
391
00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:33,320
Okay, I guess
we deserved that.
392
00:18:33,323 --> 00:18:35,413
Now who is
the laughing stock?
393
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:37,325
Um... Still
the dude in chaps.
394
00:18:37,327 --> 00:18:38,327
(INAUDIBLE)
395
00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:42,160
(SNIFFING) I smell Weasel!
396
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:44,082
(SNIFFING)
397
00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:46,343
They're somewhere
in these woods.
398
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,298
Uh, Lou? We're actually
back at...
399
00:18:51,301 --> 00:18:53,301
Shh! I can't listen
and sniff at the same time.
400
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:58,064
And the rank stench
of Weasel has led us to...
401
00:18:58,598 --> 00:18:59,598
Our cabin.
402
00:19:01,311 --> 00:19:02,891
Uh-oh.
403
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,722
(YELLING AND SCREAMING)
(SPRAY CANS HISSING)
404
00:19:05,725 --> 00:19:07,065
What the dickery-do!
405
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,397
We've been Weaseled!
406
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,770
Just a little, friendly
cabin rec-reation.
407
00:19:12,772 --> 00:19:14,442
Accent on the wreck!
408
00:19:16,236 --> 00:19:17,576
Quit it, you guys!
409
00:19:17,577 --> 00:19:19,327
I'm going to tell Hazel.
410
00:19:19,329 --> 00:19:21,779
Okay, I put plastic wrap
on the toilet seats
411
00:19:21,781 --> 00:19:23,951
and baby powder
in their hair dryers.
412
00:19:23,953 --> 00:19:24,953
Hazel?
413
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:27,956
Dang, you're back!
414
00:19:27,957 --> 00:19:30,497
We didn't get to release
the flying cockroaches.
415
00:19:34,384 --> 00:19:37,104
Hazel, you sent us
on that wild Weasel chase?
416
00:19:37,096 --> 00:19:39,426
Wait, is that why
you took Zuri away from us?
417
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,139
Just so you could
trash our cabin?
418
00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:45,400
No, I took Zuri
because I needed
someone to do my work.
419
00:19:45,395 --> 00:19:49,395
Trashing your cabin
just popped into my head.
420
00:19:49,399 --> 00:19:51,609
Like that strange voice
that tells you that
hairstyle looks good?
421
00:19:53,773 --> 00:19:55,583
You are done, spider-witch!
422
00:19:55,575 --> 00:19:58,315
Get ready to meet
Dwayne the Rock Johnson
and Kevin Hart!
423
00:19:58,318 --> 00:20:02,318
My right fist is
a lot smaller
than my left.
424
00:20:02,322 --> 00:20:06,882
Thanks, Lou, but
you can put The Rock
and Kevin away, I got this.
425
00:20:06,876 --> 00:20:10,166
What are you
gonna do about it,
Crybaby In Training?
426
00:20:10,169 --> 00:20:12,209
I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do.
427
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:17,181
I quit! And you Weasels
are going to clean up
this place, or else!
428
00:20:19,679 --> 00:20:21,259
Or else what?
429
00:20:23,433 --> 00:20:24,433
(GRUNTS)
430
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,765
I didn't see that coming.
431
00:20:29,849 --> 00:20:31,109
Who's next?
432
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:34,273
I vote for Emma.
433
00:20:37,156 --> 00:20:38,276
And when you're
done running,
434
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:40,618
you come back here
and clean this mess up!
435
00:20:41,621 --> 00:20:43,241
You can't even lift a raft.
436
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,072
How did you throw Lydia out
the window?
437
00:20:45,074 --> 00:20:47,004
I don't know.
438
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:49,496
I guess when I saw
what they did,
my adrenaline kicked in,
439
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:51,959
and it gave me
the strength of ten men.
440
00:20:51,961 --> 00:20:53,211
Or 50 Ravis.
441
00:20:55,044 --> 00:20:57,554
Well, it was awesome!
442
00:20:57,547 --> 00:21:00,177
We should add Weasel Tossing
to the camp Olympics.
443
00:21:00,179 --> 00:21:02,839
Hey, it's one thing
to mess with me,
444
00:21:02,842 --> 00:21:05,092
but you never mess
with the Woodchucks.
445
00:21:06,386 --> 00:21:08,476
Even though I'm not
a Woodchuck anymore.
446
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:13,309
Sure you are.
Once a Woodchuck,
always a Woodchuck.
447
00:21:16,606 --> 00:21:21,026
Thanks, guys.
You know, I really
missed you.
448
00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,820
Even Tiffany's snoring.
449
00:21:22,822 --> 00:21:25,372
TIFFANY: For the last time,
I have a gigantic uvula!
450
00:21:27,116 --> 00:21:28,166
ALL: Tiffany?
451
00:21:31,621 --> 00:21:34,671
It is so great
to have all the Woodchucks
back together again!
452
00:21:34,674 --> 00:21:36,924
And I'm so happy
to have my best friend back.
453
00:21:36,916 --> 00:21:38,376
Aw, thanks, Tiffany.
454
00:21:39,879 --> 00:21:41,629
Emma, Lou...
I didn't realize
455
00:21:41,631 --> 00:21:43,681
being a CIT was so hard.
456
00:21:43,683 --> 00:21:48,773
I just thought it would be
staying out late and getting
my moo shu pork on.
457
00:21:48,768 --> 00:21:50,928
It's not your fault
you couldn't handle
those rabid Weasels.
458
00:21:50,930 --> 00:21:53,520
I sure couldn't.
I'm still having flashbacks.
459
00:21:54,694 --> 00:21:56,074
(SHUDDERS) See?
460
00:21:57,527 --> 00:22:00,147
Meanwhile, to celebrate
Zuri's return,
461
00:22:00,149 --> 00:22:03,609
Lou and I decided
to have a Woodchuck-only
karaoke night.
462
00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:08,503
Awesome! It's going to be
Conway Twitty city!
463
00:22:08,498 --> 00:22:11,368
And Zuri, we know
how bad you wanted
to be a CIT,
464
00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:13,291
but you're still
a little young...
465
00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:16,962
So, we were wondering
if you wanted to be
a CITIT.
466
00:22:16,956 --> 00:22:20,416
Counselor In Training,
In Training!
What's that?
467
00:22:21,671 --> 00:22:24,631
Aw, thanks, guys!
468
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:27,524
Wait, this doesn't mean
I have to do all your work,
does it?
469
00:22:27,517 --> 00:22:29,517
(INHALES SHARPLY)
470
00:22:29,519 --> 00:22:30,679
You should've
asked that before you
471
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:31,850
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