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♪♪
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Hey, Matteo.
Where have
you been?
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Cleaning
our cabin.
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My friend Benji is coming
to visit this weekend.
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He just competed in
a quiz bowl nearby.
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Benji?
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Is that the guy
you always
talk about,
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who loves to take
long walks with you
and eat your socks?
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Again.
That's my dog.
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Do you
know Benji
from school?
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No. He goes to
a different school.
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I met him online
when I was looking
for a study buddy,
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who also takes
college level science.
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Most other
middle schoolers
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don't know
their meteor crater
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from a hole
in the ground.
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You told him that joke
and he still likes you?
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(SIGHS) Yeah.
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He sounds like
a good man.
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Well, don't you look
like the cat that
ate the canary
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that could've prevented
the mining disaster of '09.
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I am so excited
because I recently
reached out to a girl
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I used to go
to school with, Sean.
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An old friend?
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More like an
old acquaintance
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who used to hang out
with the cool crowd
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and thought
I was the janitor.
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Anyhoo, Sean now
has a really popular
online travel blog
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and she's agreed
to come visit and
write about the camp.
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It could be
great publicity
for us.
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What's a blog?
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A blog is just
an online diary
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that everyone can read,
and Sean's is about
all the amazing places
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she's traveled to
around the world.
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Her life
is so cool.
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You're cool,
too, Lou.
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Well, I've certainly
changed since
high school
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when the yearbook
listed me as
"maintenance staff."
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I just know Sean
will be so impressed
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when she
gets here
and sees
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just how cool
my camp is.
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Okay, whoever's been
taking my jerkins
is a real jerkin.
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We'll make sure Noah
gets the cool memo.
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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Um, am I
interrupting
something?
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Nope. Just giving
my stockings a quick press.
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You know
what people say.
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You can tell a lot
about someone
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by how they treat
their tights.
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Stop hanging out
with those people.
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Anyway, I was wondering
if you could look after
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Destiny and Gwen tomorrow,
and also not tell anyone
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or ask any questions. 'Kay.
Thanks. Bye.
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Hold up.
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Why do you need me to
look after your campers?
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(SIGHS) Fine. Bobby Eyelash
is playing in Moose Rump
tomorrow,
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and I want to sneak out
to see her.
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Wait.
"The" Bobby Eyelash?
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You know who
Bobby Eyelash is?
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Her album My Heart is a Pit of Pitiful Heartache
is my feel good go to.
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Mine too. She's the best thing
to happen to Lo-Fi indie
synth pop since, like...
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BOTH: Torgan and Farrah.
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Hey, you should
come with me.
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Play hooky?
I can't.
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If this immaculate
heel to buttock crease
tells you anything,
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it's that Noah Lambert
does things by the book.
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Plus, what if
Lou finds out?
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Come on, Noah.
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Sometimes you have to do
something you might regret.
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Otherwise
you might regret it.
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Okay, I'll do it.
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Great.
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We can have
Ratto watch our campers.
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What? I call him Logan
to his face...now.
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I'm actually
kind of getting excited.
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Watch out, world.
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Noah Lambert has become
a carefree rule breaker.
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Now, if you excuse me,
I need to get these
on a hanger.
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Okay,
here's one.
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What do you do
if no one laughs at
your chemistry joke?
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You keep telling them
until you get a reaction.
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Science humor.
Sick.
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Hey, Finn, Destiny,
this is Benji.
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Nice to meet you.
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Hey.
Hello.
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We're so excited
you're here.
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Tell us everything
about yourself.
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What are you into?
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Ichthyology.
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Ah, yes. I'm also
a connoisseur of
the icky sciences.
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What's your field of study?
Burps? Boogers? Pit sweat?
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Ichthyology
is the study
of fish.
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Like what
makes them icky?
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No, not like that.
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So, Benji...
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Matteo, wanna
show me the lake?
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Sure. It's got some
really weird
mutated fish in it.
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If one waves at you,
do not wave back.
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Bye, guys.
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Uh...
Bye, Benji.
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Did Benji just
blow us off?
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What was
that about?
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I don't know.
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(SNIFFS)
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I might know.
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He has to be
a nice guy, right?
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I mean, after all,
Matteo is friends
with him.
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Yeah, maybe he just needs
to get to know us better.
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Yeah,
you're right.
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I mean,
I did pageants.
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My whole job was to get
a panel of strangers
to like me.
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After some charm
and a tap routine,
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they're like putty
in your hands.
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Then they're
dancing for you.
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Maybe don't lead
with that.
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Lou, there's
a strange-looking
girl over there,
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waiving her
phone around.
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Why is she wearing
sunglasses at night?
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Wait, that's
a classic
vampire tell.
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Should I go get
my wooden stake?
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That's Sean,
my not really
friend from school.
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Sean.
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Hi.
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Muah! Muah!
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Oh, air kisses.
Fancy.
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I picked
that up
in Australia,
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I also became
total besties
with a platypus.
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I am so happy
you're here.
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I know that you
and your millions
of readers
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are just gonna love
Camp Kikiwaka, Sean.
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Actually, I just
re-branded my blog.
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I'm no longer
Sean, S-E-A-N.
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I changed
the "E" to a three.
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It's fresh.
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Okay.
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So, Sean...
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No, sorry,
it's Sean.
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Seriously, let me
get my wooden stake.
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Well, anyway,
Sh... You...
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Making and
eating s'mores
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under the beautiful
Moose Rump night sky
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will make
an exciting post
for your blog.
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(SQUEALS)
You're so cute.
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But actually, I'm super full
from my booga booga
berry smoothie.
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Does it taste
as bad as
it smells?
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Worse.
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But it's
all the rage
in Tibet.
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It's a
spiritual cleanse
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meant to shock
your chakras.
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Shout out
to my guru Brian.
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Anyway, this
has been real,
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but I need
to recharge.
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Yes. You're gonna
need a full charge
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if you're gonna be
posting about
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all the exciting things
here in Camp Kikiwaka.
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Oh, yeah,
about that.
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I'm so happy
to be here
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and reconnect
with you, Sue.
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Lou.
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But my millions of readers
are used to seeing me
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visit the
coolest places
in the world.
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If I'm gonna
share something,
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it needs to be
truly post-worthy.
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What's your Wi-Fi,
anyway?
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Um, it's campchampionrules,
all one word.
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The signal's
a little weak though.
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Okay. This is a fish
with a broad head
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and triangular
pectoral fins.
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Uh, manta ray.
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Correct!
Yes!
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Myliobatiformes are my jam!
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Well, hello, friends.
Playing a trivia game,
I see.
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Benji likes to unwind
after a quiz bowl with
some light fish stuff.
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Ah, well,
if you're into trivia,
let me hit you with this.
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I can nose whistle
the national anthem.
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That's
a little bit
about me.
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Wow.
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Crashed
and burned.
You're up.
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Um, if that's all,
we're gonna get back
to our game.
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Oh. Of course,
we'll go.
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Wouldn't wanna
overstep.
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Speaking of steps,
watch these.
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Hit it, Finn.
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(PATRIOTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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Ta-dow!
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Um...
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Thank you.
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I'm gonna go
into the mess hall
and grab a snack.
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Me too.
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I'd really like
to get away
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from...
whatever
this is.
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00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:20,025
Okay, so you didn't think
volleyball was cool enough
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to post about
or archery.
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00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,095
But what
about sack races?
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00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:25,564
Now, I know what
you're thinking,
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00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:27,265
but it is not
what it sounds like.
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00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:29,968
We stuff
ourselves into sacks
and then we race.
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00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,139
Dang, It is exactly
what it sounds like.
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00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:39,110
Sorry, not to be
100% that girl,
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but I really
need something
super post-worthy.
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(GASPS) In South Africa,
we actually raced ostriches
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and one of them
pecked a guy's lips off.
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It was so crazy
he couldn't pronounce
"pistachio."
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What? How did that
even come up?
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00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,701
What about
arts and crafts?
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00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:05,203
We've got
birdhouses
in the house.
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00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:07,372
Ooh, when I was
in Mongolia,
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00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:10,308
we actually
made something
a smidge cooler.
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00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:13,111
Bird yurts.
We called them "burts."
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'Cause, like,
who has the time?
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Wow.
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00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,717
You really do have
such an interesting life.
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Right? Whoo!
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00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:23,388
This smoothie
is going right
through me.
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00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,207
If I don't
find a bathroom,
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I'm gonna make
a booga booga right
in my mom jeans.
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Bye.
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00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,667
Lou,
what's wrong?
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00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:38,837
I don't think there's anything
we can do to get her
to post about camp.
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00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:41,139
Who cares?
She's ridiculous.
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00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:44,242
I saw her
tell a squirrel
not to wear fur.
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00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,746
Sure. Sean is
a little out there,
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00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:50,415
but that's only
because she's seen
and done so much.
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Unlike me.
It's hard
to believe
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that we came
from the same place.
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00:10:55,389 --> 00:11:00,191
Honestly, at this point,
I wish she would just go.
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As much
as I love
Bobby Eyelash,
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I'm clearly
not cut out
to be a rebel.
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Does danger make me look
devastatingly handsome?
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00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,110
Um, yes,
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00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:22,213
but I can feel
the stress lines
forming.
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00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:23,748
Will you relax?
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00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,317
The bus
is almost here.
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00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,452
Are you sure?
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00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:30,021
Rule number three
of playing hooky.
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Do your research.
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00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,124
But today is
a national holiday.
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What holiday?
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00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:37,061
I think
a president died.
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00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,229
One of the ones
on money.
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00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:41,099
Well,
that's impossible.
I did all...
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00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,268
(HONKING)
Ah-ha. See?
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00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:44,769
Here it
comes now.
247
00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:48,173
Wait. That's Bobby Eyelash's
tour bus coming into town.
248
00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:49,941
(HONKING)
249
00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:58,149
I'm sad, cold,
and covered
in mud
250
00:12:00,454 --> 00:12:04,055
Hey, isn't that
a Bobby Eyelash song?
251
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,328
A fish-themed
surprise party.
252
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,097
Benji's going
to love this.
253
00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:14,232
And by extension,
love us.
254
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,136
Not yet, Carol.
255
00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:24,342
Good thing we decided
to "tackle" this party.
256
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:28,113
Once Benji sees it,
he's gonna be "hooked."
257
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:32,117
Don't think
you're an expert
on fish puns,
258
00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:33,752
just because
your name is Finn.
259
00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:35,186
I don't get it.
260
00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:37,922
Here they come.
261
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,090
Everyone, hide!
262
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,994
MATTEO:
Hey, why are
the lights out?
263
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:47,265
ALL: Surprise, Benji!
264
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,768
Benji, what do
you think?
265
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,169
We did
this all
for you.
266
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:54,239
I'm out
of here.
267
00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,144
What the
heck, guys?
268
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,446
We were just
trying to get
Benji to like us.
269
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,916
And for some reason,
he can't stand to be
around Finn and me.
270
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:08,019
Really? Well, have you
considered that maybe
271
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,420
you come on
a little strong?
272
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,822
What
makes you
say that?
273
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,959
Read
the room,
Carol!
274
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,802
Hey, Gwen,
have you
seen Sean?
275
00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:25,837
She said she wanted
take a sound bath
in the woods.
276
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,906
And I didn't know
if she needed
headphones or a towel,
277
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,040
so I
brought both.
278
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:34,045
Sean may be
a little busy being
chased out of town
279
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:36,181
by an aggressive moose.
280
00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:38,316
I know this is gonna
ruin the whole
plausible deniability thing,
281
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,884
but why would
that happen?
282
00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:44,189
Because of the
moose pheromones
in her pockets. Up top!
283
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,224
Gwen!
284
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,159
You said
you wanted
her to go.
285
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,129
Yeah, home. Not to the
big kombucha bar
in the sky.
286
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:54,098
I'm sorry, but she's
making you feel
287
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,466
like your life
isn't cool enough.
288
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:58,570
Camp Kikiwaka
is amazing,
and you did that.
289
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,439
I did, didn't I?
290
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,241
I own a camp.
291
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:06,878
I guess that's,
kind of a big deal.
292
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:09,514
Thanks for
reminding me
of that, Gwen.
293
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,616
(MOOSE BELLOWING)
(SEAN SCREAMING)
294
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,151
Oh, right.
Manic moose.
295
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,325
(MOOSE BELLOWING)
296
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:22,060
(SEAN SCREAMING)
297
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,162
Sean!
Are you okay?
298
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,064
Guys, I don't know
what's happening.
299
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:29,267
This reindeer thing
is, like, totally
upset with me.
300
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,202
Ahh!
301
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:33,136
What did you do
when you ran into
a moose in the Yukon?
302
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:35,139
What the heck
is the Yukon?
303
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:37,208
The place
you visited
last year
304
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:39,276
when you
communed with nature
and chillaxed so hard.
305
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,579
Oh, that Yukon.
306
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,616
Sorry we're
so close, I just
call it "the Kon."
307
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,519
Wait a minute.
You didn't go,
did you?
308
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,690
(SEAN SCREAMS)
309
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:54,259
Fine. I never went there.
I never go anywhere.
310
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:57,061
I only came here
because you invited me
311
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,396
and I was out
of taquitos.
312
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,366
So your travel blog
is all fake?
313
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:04,669
Not all fake.
Just the travel part,
314
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:07,238
and the pictures,
and the stories.
315
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,909
Please just
save me!
316
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:14,112
Sean, are you still drinking
your booga booga smoothies?
317
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:16,915
Why do you think
I'm in an outhouse?
318
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:20,551
If you have some,
pour it on yourself,
and then come outside.
319
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,053
What?
320
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,488
The stink
of the booga booga
321
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:24,622
will cover up
the pheromones
322
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,324
and the moose
will lose interest
in you.
323
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,159
Geez. Hurtful.
324
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:32,196
Okay! But I want
the moose to know
325
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:33,464
I'm breaking up
with him.
326
00:15:35,669 --> 00:15:38,670
I'm pouring it on,
it's disgusting.
327
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:46,044
(MOOSE GRUNTING)
328
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:51,282
OMG.
329
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,452
Sean, I am
so sorry.
330
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:58,323
Sorry about what?
That was amazing.
331
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,358
What?
332
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,360
I feel so alive.
333
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,395
My first
real adventure.
334
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,331
Do stuff like this
happen a lot at camp?
335
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,665
Not really.
All the time.
336
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,336
Wow. Lou,
you're the one
337
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:12,971
with the
post-worthy life.
338
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:15,006
So why don't
you ever post
about it?
339
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:18,009
You don't even
have to make
stuff up. Lucky.
340
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,311
She's right, Lou.
341
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,280
You should start
your own blog.
342
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,382
That's a
great idea.
343
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:25,683
Then we can
tell the world
344
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,051
how great
Kikiwaka is.
345
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:30,254
And I'm done
blogging
altogether.
346
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:32,991
Lou, you've
inspired me.
347
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:36,127
It's time to stop
posting about what
I want to do
348
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,129
and actually
start doing it.
349
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:41,065
Wow, I love
that for you.
350
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,739
(WATER SPLASHES)
351
00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:50,141
That is definitely
not gonna help
352
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:51,275
our mutant
fish problem.
353
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,315
Benji.
354
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:01,152
I'm so sorry
about Destiny
and Finn.
355
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:04,555
I know they
can be a lot,
which I love.
356
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:09,027
But if you don't want
to be friends with them,
I understand.
357
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:11,396
I do like them.
And I do want
to be their friend.
358
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:13,331
You do?
359
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:17,168
Yeah.
They're funny
and friendly.
360
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,771
Boy, what I'd give
to study Finn's
musical nose.
361
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,441
But if you wanna be
friends with them,
362
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,244
why does it seem
like you keep
avoiding them?
363
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:27,311
I just...
364
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:32,283
(SIGHS) I get really nervous
meeting new people.
365
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:33,651
You do?
366
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,253
It's always
been like that.
367
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:38,222
I get so worried about
how much eye contact
is too much,
368
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,857
and then I miss
what they're saying,
369
00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:41,491
and before
you know it,
I've answered
370
00:17:41,492 --> 00:17:43,125
"What's your name?"
with "French fries,
and you?"
371
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:48,266
But when we first
studied together
in person,
372
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,333
you weren't
nervous at all.
373
00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:52,170
That's because
I first studied
with you online.
374
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:55,273
No eye contact,
just brain contact.
375
00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:56,707
The good stuff.
376
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,678
I'm really
embarrassed
377
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,281
about how I've been
acting around Finn
and Destiny.
378
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:06,250
They probably think
I'm super weird.
379
00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:10,088
Benji,
it's okay.
380
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:12,690
Everyone
has a little
social anxiety.
381
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,193
Really?
382
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,194
Yeah. And we all
make friends
differently.
383
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:21,866
Hey, how about
a do-over?
384
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:25,236
If you could choose a way
to re-meet Finn and Destiny,
385
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:27,472
what way
would make you
most comfortable?
386
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:29,774
Well,
387
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,143
maybe doing
something
388
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:34,278
that's quiet
and low-key.
389
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,414
Where I didn't
have to talk
until I was ready.
390
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,349
Like
playing chess.
391
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:41,285
Matteo, I said,
quiet and low-key,
392
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,221
not thrilling
and high-octane.
393
00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:48,292
You're right. My pulse
started racing as soon
as I said it.
394
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:56,334
Fourth rule
of playing hooky,
never give up.
395
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,203
No, no more rules.
396
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:01,305
We have to turn back
before Lou finds out
397
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,307
and I lose
my counselor's
lounge access.
398
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,643
And then,
where will I get
my saltine crackers, Ava?
399
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,578
From the store?
Like a peasant?
400
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,581
I'm over this,
I'm so...
(MOOSE GRUNTS)
401
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,251
Don't moan
at me.
402
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,652
I'm not done
moaning yet.
403
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,187
It wasn't me.
404
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,789
(BOTH SCREAM)
405
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:23,761
Remember what
Matteo said.
406
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:27,932
You have to be cool
so we don't scare off
the fish, or Benji.
407
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,200
Got it.
408
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,275
Hi, Finn.
409
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:38,876
Hi, Destiny.
410
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:42,346
Hello, Benji.
In my inside voice.
411
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:47,451
So, um, Destiny,
412
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:49,954
what's your
favorite fish?
413
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,205
Hmm.
414
00:19:51,206 --> 00:19:52,455
I've never really
thought about that.
415
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:54,392
Maybe one of
the ones
in the tank
416
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:55,493
at my
dentist's office.
417
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:57,461
What's yours?
418
00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:59,297
Probably
the lionfish.
419
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:01,199
Because they're flashy
and dangerous.
420
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:05,403
Funny, because Flashy
and Dangerous are what
I named my eyebrows.
421
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,306
Good one.
422
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:09,674
It's working.
423
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:10,741
We're doing it.
424
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,677
Be cool.
425
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:13,744
I can
hear you,
426
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:17,248
but it is
working.
427
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,482
Thanks, guys.
428
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,485
Ooh! I think
I've got
something.
429
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:23,588
Hey, come
here, fishy!
430
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,892
Once
the mutant fish
grew hands,
431
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,860
this was always
gonna be
the next step.
432
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:37,969
What happened
to you guys?
433
00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:39,870
First rule of
playing hooky...
434
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:41,572
don't!
435
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:45,843
Hooky? I am
surprised
at you both.
436
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:48,246
Correction.
I am surprised
at Noah.
437
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,615
Ava, way to meet
my low expectations.
438
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,451
Hey! Yeah,
that's fair.
439
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:57,488
Just know
I've learned
my lesson.
440
00:20:58,291 --> 00:20:59,323
Never trust Ava.
441
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,225
That's also fair.
442
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:05,296
I'm sorry,
but this behavior
is very unprofessional.
443
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:07,298
I have no choice
but to punish
the both of you.
444
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:09,556
You'll have
to stay home
445
00:21:09,557 --> 00:21:10,779
from our camp trip
to Moose Rump
tomorrow.
446
00:21:10,780 --> 00:21:12,002
Oh, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
447
00:21:12,005 --> 00:21:13,271
Thank you.
448
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:15,339
I never want to leave
this camp again.
449
00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:17,341
Me neither.
Me neither.
450
00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:18,909
This place
is the best.
451
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:23,614
Sean, for the last time,
you are a grown woman.
452
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,383
You cannot go
to camp here.
453
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:28,286
(WHINING) Please!
454
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,921
Don't make me
get the moose.
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