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♪♪
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Up and at 'em,
Woodchucks!
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Bear attack!
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Gwen, relax.
There's no bear.
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And you shouldn't be
sleeping with a spear.
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But my crossbow
goes off too easily.
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Why are you waking
us up so early?
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I told you last night,
Woodchuck cabin has
kitchen duty this morning.
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Gotta help Chef Jeff
serve breakfast.
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(GROANS) I need
ten more minutes.
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Hey, Destiny,
do you prefer mustaches
or goatees?
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Why?
Because if you
go back to bed,
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you're waking up
with one or the other.
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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Mornin', guys.
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Thank you for coming
to this important
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counsellors' meeting.
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It is that time of the summer.
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Is Finn already
due for another flea dip?
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He's not gonna
like it.
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But it is his own fault
for not wearing the collar.
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Tell him if he doesn't
wear the collar,
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he's gonna
get the comb.
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And I meant,
counsellor evaluations.
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Give these forms
to your campers.
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Wait. Our nitwit campers
are the ones doing
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our evaluations?
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Maybe don't call them nitwits
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when you give them the forms
they'll be using to judge you.
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But, yeah,
it's those nitwits.
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"On a scale of one
to three stars,
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"how well does your counsellor
enhance the camp experience?"
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This is so silly.
Right, guys?
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It's important to check
in midsummer
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to make sure counsellors
and campers are a good match.
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And if not, then maybe
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I'll be forced to
make some changes.
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All righty!
Have a Kikitabulous day.
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Hey, Lou. What do you mean by,
"make changes"?
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Hmm. You're not worried
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about Finn and Matteo
are gonna grade you,
are you?
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Not really.
My boys love me.
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I'm gonna go give them
the forms right now.
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Noah!
There's our main man!
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(ALL GROWL)
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All done.
Passed the dumb evaluation
with flying colors.
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Hmm. Um... Ava?
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Are you sure
the girls filled these out?
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Because Destiny always dots
her I's with hearts,
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and Gwen signs official forms
with her full name,
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"Gwen of The Woods Flores."
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Well, look at you,
knowing your campers
so well.
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Someone should be giving
you a stellar evaluation.
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(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
Okay, bye.
Ava.
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These forms are a test
of how good a counsellor
you are.
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Give these
to Destiny and Gwen,
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and leave the completed
forms in the director's cabin.
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I'll probably be out
with my Cousin Ronnie.
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She recently moved
to Vermont,
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and is coming to visit
for the weekend...
RONNIE: Lou!
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Oh, thank goodness.
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Ronnie, I am so glad
you're here.
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And you brought Lily!
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Yeah!
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She's a baby, Lou,
so you sort of have
to take 'em everywhere.
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But what about all the fun
things you said
you wanted to do,
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like going into town,
getting a mani-pedi,
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watching a movie,
grabbing some lunch.
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I'm gonna do all that.
Alone.
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I need a break,
after four hours
in the car with the baby.
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Also,
the last eight months.
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(WHISPERING)
She's always there.
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Like an adorable barnacle.
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Well, who's watching
the adorable barnacle?
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Me?
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We have the rest
of the weekend to catch up.
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But I thought it would
be nice for Lily
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to spend some quality
time with her Auntie Lou.
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"Auntie Lou"?
But we are second cousins
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many times removed.
Legally, can you even
leave her with me?
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Oh! You're family.
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You can do this.
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You have to do this.
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Okay. Sure.
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I love babies.
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It is not like I am
horribly afraid of them
(QUIETLY) at all.
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Thanks for this, Lou.
Call if you need anything.
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But please don't call.
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(CRYING)
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Oh, no.
She can smell my fear.
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Do you guys think it's weird
we have these useless
bunk beds in our cabin?
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They're not
completely useless.
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They make a great spot
to hide a drawer of
toenail clippings.
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Theoretically.
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Noah's right.
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Someday, maybe this camp
will be at max capacity.
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But it the meantime,
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we should try to come up
with a better use
for this space.
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Fine. I can take a hint.
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I'll hide
my clippings elsewhere.
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Don't follow me.
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What if we turn
this area into
a science lab?
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To answer the universe's
great questions.
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Or turn it into
a rehearsal space
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and answer
the greatest question.
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"To be or not to be?"
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See what I did there?
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Well, maybe we should find
something to put in here
that works for all of us.
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I think I know
the perfect thing.
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This was out behind
the shed. What do you think?
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She's glorious.
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Boats and vending machines
are always referred
to as "she."
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(COINS CLINKING)
(BEEPING)
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(SIGHS)
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Don't worry.
I think I can get it.
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Uh-oh, I think I'm caught
on something.
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(GRUNTS) Of all the days
to see if I can make
a bracelet work.
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Relax. I'll get you free.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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Yup. I'm stuck too.
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Saw that train speeding
towards me from a mile away.
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Why couldn't you just
have picked something
from the bottom row?
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Because the bottom row
is nothing but empty calories.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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Okay, we need to
calm down and think.
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Yes. We're both smart
enough not to die
in a vending machine.
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I know we can come up
with an elegant solution
to this problem.
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BOTH: Help!
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There are my two
amazing campers.
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As always, it warms
my heart to see you.
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Who are you,
and what have
you done with Ava?
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Distract the changeling
while I go for my spear.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Oh, you two tickle me.
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That's why I wanted
to give you some
"no strings attached" gifts.
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Your favorite scrunchie?
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Anytime I even ask
to borrow it, you say,
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"Over my cold, dead body."
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(LAUGHS) We do have fun,
don't we?
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And for you,
Gwen of the Woods...
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My official title,
this must be big!
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I thought long and hard
about what you might like
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and came up with
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a rock.
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One I've been admiring
for weeks. How'd you know?
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Thanks, Ava.
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Yeah, thanks.
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It's nothing. And, hey,
maybe now you two
can fill out these dumb
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counselor evaluation forms.
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Or not. No presh.
But do it. Ta-ta.
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Does anything seem
strange to you?
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Yeah. This rock
is much lighter
than I imagined.
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I guess it's true
what they say,
"Never meet your heroes."
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I think Ava's trying
to bribe us with these gifts
to give good reviews.
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Okay. But Ava's
a great counsellor.
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She deserves good reviews.
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And she'll get them.
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Eventually.
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Ah, I see.
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I lied. I don't.
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Ava's given us
all the power.
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Let's see how far
we can take it.
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Gwen, what else does
your heart of hearts
desire?
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I don't know. This rock
was really the last thing
on my bucket list.
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(THUDS)
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But now that it's in
my bucket, maybe I can
think of something else.
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Oh, a new bucket.
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(CRYING)
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What? Babies cry.
Keep giving me the stink eye,
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and I'll make sure
you do too.
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(LILY CRYING)
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Wait! No, I'm sorry.
Don't leave me alone
with it.
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Lou, who's this?
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It's Lily.
She's my cousin's.
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So, if this is
your cousin's baby,
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and I'm your cousin...
No, I know what
you're thinking,
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but Ronnie is my cousin
on my dad's side.
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So...
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This is my grandma?
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Maybe I didn't know
what you were thinking.
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(LILY CRYING)
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What's wrong,
little lady?
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I don't know.
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I think I'm just
a little on edge with
all the crying and the...
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Oh, you meant
the baby. Sure. Sure.
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(LILY GURGLING)
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It's a miracle.
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Finn, clear your schedule.
You are my baby whisperer
for the rest of the day.
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Sure. I can do that.
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How are you
so good with babies?
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I just get them.
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We immature minds
understand each other.
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I was in diapers till
I was eight.
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I know. I went to
your swim meets.
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Guys, you're supposed
to be setting up targets
for archery class.
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Oh, are we? Sorry, I was just
filling out my evaluation.
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"On a scale of one
to three stars,
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"does your counsellor
provide you with
sufficient free time?"
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(CLICKING TONGUE)
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Oh, you haven't finished
filling that out yet?
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Not yet. Right, Gwen?
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It just takes time
to get a handle
on that complex
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three-star
grading system.
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You know what,
you two enjoy your free time.
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Let me set up
the archery targets
for you.
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And it would be great
if you could grab some
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lunch for us on your way back.
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Gwen, is there
anything else you'd
like to add for Ava?
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A picnic lunch
would be nice.
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A picnic?
You've got a lot of...
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00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,834
Great ideas there, Gwen.
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I will gladly
set that up for you.
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And to think
I gave her a rock.
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00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:19,411
See?
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We really do have
all the power.
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00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:24,249
Is this what it feels
like to be immortal?
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Today, we picnic on
the bones of our enemies,
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and drink the forbidden waters
of the River Styx!
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It's gonna be egg salad
and a juice box.
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00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:36,928
Then I hope
there's no onions!
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This is even more genius
than our last idea.
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A relaxation atria.
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Outside, you have
to deal with all the bugs,
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pollen, heat.
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Don't forget about the wind.
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How could I?
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You don't spend an hour
making your hair
look this good
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and ever forget
about the wind.
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Let's give the great
outdoor indoors a whirl.
Who gets to go first?
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Not as relaxing as I thought.
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BOTH: Help!
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You know how
to change diapers too?
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When I turned five,
my mom told me
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I needed to start
changing myself.
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Want me to teach you?
No.
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I already know
how to change myself.
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And the truth is,
I'm kind of afraid
of babies.
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She isn't going to bite.
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You're thinking
of sharks.
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No. I'm afraid
I'll hurt her.
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Babies are so tiny
and fragile,
and if I hold one,
243
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:53,304
I'll do something wrong.
How do you know
if you don't try?
244
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:56,207
I know because I did try.
With you.
245
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:57,942
(LILY GURGLES)
246
00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:03,048
When you were a baby,
your parents brought you
247
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:05,250
to our farm for a visit,
and even let me
watch you for a bit,
248
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:09,420
but while I was babysitting
you, you started to cry a lot.
249
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:12,857
Sounds like me.
I'm a sensitive boy.
250
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,095
So I raced to the kitchen
to get you a bottle,
251
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:19,097
but when I opened
the fridge door,
252
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:22,300
I bumped you.
Pretty hard.
253
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,803
So what? It was just
a dumb accident.
254
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:26,805
And look,
I turned out flurn.
255
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:30,008
Well...
256
00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:33,278
I think you'd
be great with babies.
257
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,814
You should try again.
Hard pass.
258
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,949
I just need your help
until Ronnie gets back.
259
00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:40,084
She's asleep.
260
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:42,520
Just make sure
she doesn't roll
into a pillow.
261
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,255
I'll be right back.
262
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,523
Wait, no, you can't go.
263
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,258
She'll be out
for a while.
264
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,060
I just want to
grab my collection
265
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,329
of shiny objects that
are impossible to swallow.
266
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,598
I know Lily will love them
as much as I do.
267
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,102
I don't think he is flurn.
268
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:08,213
Gwen,
don't gut fish here.
269
00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:10,481
Really regretting
giving you
that new bucket.
270
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:13,351
I understand, Ava.
271
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,156
"On a scale of one
to three stars,
272
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:21,392
how well does your counsellor
encourage your interests
and hobbies?"
273
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,063
You know what,
I changed my mind,
274
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,131
breathing's overrated.
Carry on.
275
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:39,410
What fresh
nonsense is this?
276
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,982
Destiny,
take it all down.
277
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:46,885
It looks like a unicorn
exploded in here.
278
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:52,590
Hmm. That does not sound
like a three-star performance
279
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:56,261
in "supporting
my creative endeavors."
280
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,098
My hand is cramping up.
281
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:03,234
Ava, I need you to gut
the last dozen fish.
282
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,937
Remember, really hook
that mouth and rip.
283
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,672
Don't be afraid
of that splatter.
284
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:12,043
Okay, girls.
You've had your fun.
285
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:14,445
But I think it's time
to fill out
those evaluations.
286
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,347
Lou wants them
by the end of the day.
287
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:21,653
Oh! Well, maybe you should
tell Lou we need
an extension then.
288
00:15:21,655 --> 00:15:25,256
Yeah. It would be
really terrible
if we were so rushed
289
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,959
that we only had time
to fill out one star
per question.
290
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,561
What more do you guys
want from me?
291
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:33,064
Are you ever gonna do
what I say again?
292
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,967
Sure we will.
If it's what
we want to do.
293
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:39,971
Whoo!
294
00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:42,639
And I just thought
of something
I really want to do.
295
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:49,347
Lou, I quit.
296
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,555
You quit?
What? Why?
297
00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:00,325
Why do you look
like you want to tie me
to some train tracks?
298
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,428
The girls keep going on...
Shh!
299
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,130
Lower your voice.
300
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,966
Sleeping baby.
301
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,704
Destiny and Gwen
are never gonna give
me good evaluations,
302
00:16:12,706 --> 00:16:14,172
and I'm tired
of trying...
303
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,442
Hey! My eyes are up here.
304
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,645
Sorry.
305
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,680
I just want
to twirl it.
306
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:27,251
You're gonna make changes,
so I thought I'd just quit
before you could fire me.
307
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,020
Ava, calm down.
308
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,722
I just said that thing
about making changes
309
00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:32,991
so everyone would
take the evaluation seriously.
310
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:37,261
But I've completely lost
control of my campers.
311
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:40,164
Changes or not,
if these forms were
a test of how great
312
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:43,101
a counsellor I am,
then I failed.
313
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,603
No, you didn't.
Forget about the forms.
314
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,271
That's what I wanted to do...
Shh. (GRUNTS)
315
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:52,243
Quietly tell me
what happened.
316
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:55,580
Because you are
a great counsellor,
and I know the girls love you.
317
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,150
I used to think so too.
318
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:02,020
But they've been
tormenting me all day,
319
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,755
even though I've been
super nice,
320
00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:05,656
and I've done everything
they wanted.
321
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,459
Yeah. Well, looks like
we found the problem.
322
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:11,295
Since when do you make
the girls behave
by being nice?
323
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:13,197
What would be the Ava way
of handing this?
324
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:16,134
I don't know.
Use deceit
and manipulation.
325
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:18,369
There you go.
326
00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:21,739
"The Ava way."
327
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,611
I guess I could do that.
It is named after me.
328
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:31,182
And remember,
you're an amazing counsellor
329
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,217
that I would never,
ever dream of firing.
330
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,253
Thanks, Lou.
331
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:38,189
(DOOR CLOSES)
332
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,258
(CRYING)
333
00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:43,127
You're fired!
334
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,199
This is
the perfect thing for us.
335
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,835
Yeah! It was never about
what we wanted.
336
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:53,471
It was about
what we needed.
337
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,239
And we need to get ripped.
338
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:59,377
Being too weak to
escape a hammock
or a vending machine
339
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:00,578
is a real wake-up call.
340
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,381
You go first,
and I'll spot you.
341
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:04,816
What does it mean
to spot someone?
342
00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:06,317
Not a clue.
343
00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:11,622
Hey, guys! Cool
muscle-maker set.
I'm gonna try.
344
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:13,791
Clang and bang!
345
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:17,095
If the bar ain't bending,
you're just pretending!
346
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:19,597
I heard my meathead uncle
say that once. (LAUGHS)
347
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,200
(GRUNTING)
348
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,474
Guys.
349
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,609
Uh-oh, he's having trouble.
350
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:35,213
I see that.
No. I spot that.
351
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,747
I think
that's what it means.
352
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,484
(YELLS)
353
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:41,385
(ALL GRUNTING)
354
00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:43,387
How much
does this thing weigh?
355
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:45,823
It says, "Two poods."
356
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,725
Huh?
I'll look it up.
357
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,427
(YELPING)
358
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:53,164
So a pood is a Russian
unit of measurement,
359
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,199
and one pood
is equal to 40 funt.
360
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,502
Interesting!
361
00:18:57,504 --> 00:19:00,738
I don't give two poods!
Get this thing off of me!
362
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:03,508
(ALL GRUNTING)
363
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,711
ALL: Help!
364
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:17,588
Ava, what are you doing?
365
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:21,225
Packing. I've been transferred
to another cabin.
366
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:22,860
What?
Why?
367
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:26,330
When I asked Lou
for your extension,
she made me explain
368
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:30,201
what was happening.
She said I'd lost control
of her beloved Woodchucks.
369
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,371
So she demoted me
to Trout Cabin.
370
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:35,673
No! We never
wanted that.
371
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:36,908
Neither did I!
372
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:39,177
All those girls ever
want to do is swim.
373
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:42,613
Or flop around on the dock
till you throw 'em back
in the water.
374
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:47,318
I can't believe Lou
would do this.
375
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,803
Yeah, well, believe it.
376
00:19:48,804 --> 00:19:50,287
She even taught me
the trout salute.
377
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,827
But you can't go!
We love you.
378
00:19:56,829 --> 00:20:00,431
And we didn't tell you,
but we finished
our evaluations.
379
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,233
Look. Perfect scores.
380
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:04,635
I think it's too late
for that now.
381
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,437
There must be something
we could do.
382
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:11,442
Maybe it'll help if you write
some flattering comments
about me.
383
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,845
We can do that.
384
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:16,247
Uh, Ava makes me want
to be a better camper.
385
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,216
She's the best ever.
386
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,484
Ava takes better care
of me than the pack of wolves
387
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:22,887
that helped me survive
the winter of 2017.
388
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:24,889
This is good.
389
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,925
But to show Lou I really
haven't lost control,
390
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,994
you've got to do
your kitchen duties.
391
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,929
Set up the archery targets.
392
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,998
And get me a snack.
393
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:36,667
How does
that last bit help?
394
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,603
You're right.
It's not use.
395
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:39,704
Just help me pack!
396
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,639
We'll do it!
One snack coming up.
397
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,446
I'm back, baby.
398
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:54,252
(CRYING)
(EXCLAIMING IN PANIC)
399
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:57,355
Ah, Finn, the baby,
the baby! Do something!
The baby!
400
00:20:58,992 --> 00:21:00,458
It's okay.
I got her.
401
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:03,294
(LILY CRYING)
(GRUNTS)
402
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,029
What happened to your arms?
Oh.
403
00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,864
You can tell
I've been pumping iron.
404
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:09,033
Do my pythons
look mad jacked?
405
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,403
How sore are they?
Just a little.
406
00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:15,339
(GRUNTING)
407
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,375
Okay, maybe a lot.
408
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,411
How can you pick up
Lily like this?
409
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:23,314
I can't.
So you'll have to.
410
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:25,049
I don't know if I can.
411
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,517
Lou, enough!
412
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:27,785
I know you can do this.
413
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,621
So stop being a baby
and cradle that baby.
414
00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:34,392
Well, look at you
with the tough love.
415
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:35,926
I work out.
416
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:43,701
Support the neck.
417
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:45,569
There you go.
418
00:21:45,571 --> 00:21:47,471
(LILY GURGLING)
It's working.
419
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,607
Now, try bouncing her
a little.
420
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:52,877
You did it.
421
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:56,647
Thanks, Finn.
I couldn't have done it
without you.
422
00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:00,084
(GRUNTING)
423
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:02,486
(GROANS)
424
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:06,724
Please go.
425
00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:10,695
Ow!
426
00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:15,633
(SIGHS) Hi, Lily.
427
00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:17,768
It's me.
428
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:21,038
Don't worry.
I am your Auntie Lou.
429
00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:26,010
Check you out.
430
00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:28,045
You're a natural.
431
00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:31,816
Well, I love babies,
and I'm not horribly afraid
of them at all.
432
00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:34,118
Oh, it's weird
that you keep saying that.
433
00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:40,725
Taking care of a baby
is tough, but I do love it.
434
00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:44,662
And I really was starting
to miss my little girl.
May I?
435
00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:47,365
Oh, could I actually
hold her for just
one more minute?
436
00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:48,766
Of course.
437
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:55,005
Okay. I'm good now.
438
00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:58,976
Do you feel better?
439
00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:00,644
Do you feel better?
440
00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:05,983
It takes real wisdom
to realize that sometimes
441
00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:08,686
the best change
is no change at all.
442
00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:13,657
A napping corner
is the prefect use
for this space.
443
00:23:13,659 --> 00:23:15,626
Now, we have a place
to lie down during the day,
444
00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:17,161
without messing up
our nicely made beds.
445
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:24,135
Hey, Noah.
We set up the benches
for your improv class.
446
00:23:24,137 --> 00:23:26,137
What's going on
with your faces?
447
00:23:26,139 --> 00:23:30,474
I tried to power play
with Ava and lost.
448
00:23:30,476 --> 00:23:31,909
But the good news is,
449
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:34,645
I think I can use this
to vote in the next election.
450
00:23:36,149 --> 00:23:39,116
And I just wanted to know
how I look in sick burns.
451
00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:40,885
I think I make 'em work.
452
00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:44,155
Speaking of work,
I better go re-stock
453
00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:46,190
the other supplies, before
I end up with a unibrow.
454
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:48,192
Later.
455
00:23:50,163 --> 00:23:53,464
So, shall we give
our big brains
456
00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:55,499
a much-deserved recharge?
457
00:23:55,501 --> 00:23:57,034
Let's break in
the napping corner.
458
00:23:57,036 --> 00:23:58,536
BOTH: I call bottom bunk.
459
00:23:58,538 --> 00:24:00,738
But I'm afraid of heights!
Dang it!
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