All language subtitles for Bunkd s04e06.WEB-DL.x264-ION10

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Finn, why aren't
you fishing?

Because I'm a vegetarian.

My job is to sit here
and silently judge you.

Well, I love to fish.

Not to brag,
but I'm a fish whisperer.

Are you saying,
you're an a-fish-ionado?

Wow, tough dock.

You can't be
a fish whisperer.

Fish don't have ears.

Actually, they do.

They're just invisible
to the naked eye.

(CHUCKLES) Naked eye.

Wait, I think
I've got something.

Aw, it's just
a shoe,

and it's not even
my size.

Throw it back.
No.

There's so much trash
in this lake, we should be
cleaning it up.

(GRUNTS)

Ooh, whee, you reeled in
a big one.

A magical
talking fish!

Let's ask it
for three wishes.

Gwen, it's just
more trash.

Destiny, shh.

He can hear you
with his invisible ears.

Does anyone
want to tell her?

Which part?

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Noah, remember
when I told you

I was going to take
a break from pageants

and focus on
charity work?

Of course, I remember.

That was some of my best
mentoring ever.

But this is about you.

I want to clean up the lake.

I found a machine online.

It's like a vacuum cleaner,
but for picking up trash
in water.

Only it's pretty expensive,

so we'll have to figure out
a way to pay for it.

Why don't you put on
a fundraiser?

You think I can do that?

Of course, you can.
People listen to you.

Mostly 'cause
they're afraid of you.

Aw, you're just
saying that.

Guys! I saw a comet
last night and I wished
on it.

That wasn't a comet,
it was a...
BOTH: Meteor.

A fellow stargazer, nice.

Good morning, campers!

I'm thrilled to announce
our annual square dance

is in three days.

Lessons start tomorrow.

Yes, Finn.

Can I be the person
that yells the dance moves
at everybody?

That's a "caller." And no,
there's only one caller here

and her name is
Louella Dorcas Hockhauser.

And I've officially said
too much.

Yes, Destiny?

What if this year
we open the square dance up

to all of Moose Rump

and make it a fundraiser
to clean up the lake?

Then everyone can have
a lot of fun while
making a difference.

Don't you want to make
a difference, Lou?

Kinda puttin' me
on the spot here, Destiny,

but that's a great idea,
so, yes.

Yes, Finn.

Did you just say
your middle name
was Dorcas?

Kept that a secret for
15 summers and you just
gave it to 'em.

(INSTRUMENTAL FOLK DANCE
MUSIC PLAYING)

And this one is called
"Twirl your Girl."

(YELPING)

This girl is about
to hurl.

Square dancing
is all geometry. Cool.

Square dancing
is all geometry?

Boo.

How does this look
for the fundraiser flyers?

Great, you're doing
so much.

Are you gonna get to
enjoy the dancing?

Yes, I asked Dylan
to be my partner.

I don't want to brag,
but he's got the driest
palms in camp.

Are you gonna
ask anybody?

Yeah, I think so.

All right, Ava.
Let's "Round the Square."

I actually need
a break from spinning.

So you're gonna have to
Round the Triangle.

Hey, Gwen.
Hey, Matteo.

Do you wanna be
my partner for
the square dance?

Yeah, sure, okay.

Great, see you
at the dance.

Not if I see you first.
(GIGGLES)

You would never
see me first.

Bye!

We'll raise money
with ticket sales,
and I was thinking...

we could make
even more if we also
had an auction.

The only problem is
I don't have anything
to auction off.

Although, we do have
plenty of bike tires.

We can write to
all the businesses
in Moose Rump

and ask for donations.

Yes.

Oh, and you should
auction off

a camp activity
with a celebrity.

Maybe one who was
in a camp-themed movie...

like Summer Camp: Part 6,
for example.

I love that idea.

Thank goodness
you're here.

I think that
about myself
all the time.

(SCATTING)

Why are you so happy?

Because I got to do
an hour of dance math.

And also Gwen asked me
to be her partner.

Ooh.

Why'd you say it
like that?

Say it like what?

Like that,
like a sassy ghost.

There's so much
you don't know,
my friend.

Come. Sit.

I went to my first
boy-girl party
earlier this year,

and I learned a thing
or two about
boy-girl stuff.

Whoa, a real
boy-girl party?

Yeah, although
no girls showed up.

Joey's mom said
it was their loss.

Still, that's so
grown up.

I know.
So take it from me,

Gwen asking you
to be partners

definitely means
she likes you.

Of course she does,
we're really good friends.

I like her too.

Hmm. Sweet, sweet Matteo.

I mean, she like
likes you...

Like how you feel
about geometry.
(GASPS)

I'm not ready to feel
that about a person.

Well, those are
the facts.

Joey's big brother Kevin

told us everything
he knows.

And Kevin's really mature.

He weighs enough
to ride shotgun.

Shotgun. That means
he knows stuff.

Yep. So now that
you and Gwen
are "together,"

there are a lot of rules.

Got weekend plans?
She's your plans.

And you'll have to buy
a ton of expensive
flowers and chocolate.

(SIGHS WORRIEDLY)
You'll have
to get a job!

This is too much.

I thought I only said
yes to a dance.

One minute
you're dancing,

the next
you're mowing lawns

to buy a car with
a giant bow on it.

But congrats, dude.

Noah, great news.

I found a celebrity
for the auction.

I bet you did.
Does his name
rhyme with "Whoa-a"?

Uh, no.
It's Austin Justin!

Austin Justin?

Austin Justin who was
in the romantic saga
Letters from Space,

is a Pisces,
and loves applesauce?

I need to go floss.

I reached out
on social media

and he said
he'd definitely come

so he could
catch up with you.

Ugh, why would you
ask that guy?

You said to ask
a celebrity from
Summer Camp: Part 6.

Who were you
thinking of?
Me?

Oh.

I did not pick up
on that.

Austin Justin is the worst.

What? He's loved
by everyone from two to 82.

Well, then
I must be one or 83,

'cause I can't
stand that guy.

Then you probably
shouldn't turn around.

Bro, bring it in.

What are you
even doing here?

You live in Hollywood.

I was nearby
on my book tour.

I guess people
still like books. Weird.

Well, if you need
to get back on tour,

we don't want
to keep you.

Oh, nah, man.

I can take a couple days
for a good cause and to
reconnect with my Bro-ah.

(CHUCKLES) That's what
I call this guy.

First time
I'm hearing it.

Oh! (SQUEALS)

(CLEARS THROAT)

Hi, Austin Justin.
My name is Ava.

Hey, Ava. Call me AJ.
(GIGGLES)

Austin Justin just said
I could call him AJ.

Thanks, Austin Justin.

So, Austin, we have you
staying in Skunk Cabin.

Ironically, it's our
best-smelling cabin.

Aw, skunks.
Man's best friend.
(CHUCKLES)

No. They're not.

Come on.
I'll take you.

Bye, AJ. Toodle-oo!

Toodle-oo? Ugh.

BOTH: Why are you so weird
about Austin?

Me? I'm not weird.

I'm just a regular fan
who bought a half-eaten
pancake of his online,

and ate it
so that he could be
part of me.

Fine, I'm weird
about Austin.

Why do you
dislike him so much?

Because he stole
my acting career.

You're supposed
to be eating
my half-eaten pancakes.

Okay, I may
regret this,

but explain.

In Summer Camp:
Part 6,

my role wasn't originally
Kid Who Falls In Lake.

It was Kid Who Stands
On Dock.
And I even had a line.

What was it?
"Hamburgers are ready."

But in rehearsal,
I fell in the lake

and while I was changing,
they replaced me
with another extra,

a nobody named
Austin Justin.

(SQUEALS)
He said I could
call him AJ.

Please continue.

The director
loved him so much

that she cast him
in her next movie,

Letters from Space,

and now he's famous
for movies

where astronauts
try to kiss with
helmets on.

So you're mad at him
because you tripped
and fell in the lake?

I did not trip.
Someone jostled me,

and I know it was...

Okay, I think
it was Austin.

It sounds like
you're just a little
bit jealous of him.

I'm not jealous,
I was jostled!

You believe me, right?

Come on,
it couldn't have been Austin.

He loves skunks.
He took his grandma to prom.

Are my eyes
hearts right now?

Ugh, who am I?

Hey, Matteo.

Did you know
there's gonna be

a meteor shower
this Saturday?

Here come
the weekend plans.

Uh, sorry, Gwen,

I'm going to talk
to my friend
about a thing.

What friend?

Already up
in your business.

Just a friend, okay?

You're being weird.

Is this about
the dance?

It's not about anything.

Can't a guy
just be weird?

All right, everybody.

Are you ready
for our Q&A

with superstar
Austin Justin?

(ALL CHEERING)

Don't judge me.

I figured since
we have a celebrity guest,

that this camp activity

beats the tar
out of weaving potholders.

And you can all
get to know Austin

before you bid
on a canoe ride

with him tomorrow
at the square dance.

Don't worry,
I'll do all the paddling.

You just relax while
I tell you you're enough.

GIRLS: Aw.

All right, Destiny,

why don't you start us off
with our first question?

Hi, Austin.
Long-time fan.

How did you get started
in Hollywood?

It's a great question.
But first I had
to pay my dues.

Then a couple weeks later,
I was lucky enough

to be given this line on
Summer Camp: Part 6.

Given? More like stolen.

Can you say
your line for us?

Totes McGotes.

(CLEARS THROAT)

"Come eat
the hamburgers!"

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

It's
"Hamburgers are ready!"

Noah, do you have
a question?

Oh, guys, did you all
know that Noah

is an aspiring actor?

With a little more effort,
he'll be as good as me
in no time.

Right, Noah?

You've got to be
kidding me.

Uh, what's that?
Speak up, little buddy.

He's shy. I think
I make him nervous.

Austin Justin
stole my part

after he pushed me
in the lake!

(ALL GASPING)

Are you sure?

Well, pretty sure.

I didn't see him.
But I have a gut feeling.

(ALL GROANING)
Noah.

Hey, hey, look.
I'm glad you spoke out.

I hope this is healing
for you, Noah.

But the truth is,
I didn't push you
in that lake.

It's not the AJ way.

This is The AJ Way.

Available wherever
you get your "tight reads."

Don't applaud him.
Who says "tight reads"?

Maybe you should leave.

Fine. I will.

But before I go,
I just wanna say
one thing.

"Hamburgers are ready!"

No possums here.

Woodchuck Cabin,
you are luckier than most.

Lou...

have you ever
made plans with a boy

and they say yes,

but then they start
avoiding you?

Oh, Gwen.
(ENUNCIATES) All the time.

Then what do you do?

Well, I'll tell you
what you don't do

is go to
Richie Caldwell's house

at midnight and bang
on his window screaming,

"What is wrong with me?
Are we on for Saturday?"

But... why would
a boy do this?

It's not all boys,
and not just boys.

Just the cowards.

I only wanted to dance
with my friend, that's all.

I don't know
what to do.

If this guy
is being a flake,

you should just
tell him it's off.

I wish I would've canceled
on Richie Caldwell
before he canceled on me.

Yeah. Why does he get to
make me feel bad?

He doesn't.

We live in
a post-Beyonce society.

Gwen run the world.

Did you get
that reference?

Lou, I may have grown up
in the middle of nowhere,

but I know
who Queen Bey is.

Drowning
your Austin Justin sorrows

in apple slices
and peanut butter?

Don't people usually
do that with junk food?

I'm sad, but unhealthy choices
won't give me what I want.

Look,

all this happened
a long time ago.

Bitterness is like
a black hole.

If you let it
pull you in,

it's really hard
to get back out.

That is so true.

Hmm.

Wait, did you just quote
an Austin Justin movie?

They're very popular.

Well, I am miserable.

You're probably right.
I should figure out
how to let this go.

I'm proud of you.
That's very mature.

Although you have
quite a bit of

peanut butter
on your shirt.

Yeah, my mom usually
feeds me these
when I'm upset.

I don't suppose
you could...

Nope.

Gah!
Trapped.

What do you want?

I don't wanna be
your dance partner anymore.

(SIGHS) Oh.

Oh.

You don't wanna
dance with me at all?
Um...

I guess not.

Well... fine.

Yeah. Fine.

And I'd appreciate it
if you left.

Wait, this is my cabin.

Gwen run the world!

Okay, okay.

Hey, Austin.
Thanks for meeting me
out here.

No sweat, Noah.
You are my Bro-ah.
(CHUCKLES)

Second time
I'm hearing it.

Anyway, I just
wanted to apologize
for how I acted,

I really did think
you pushed me
in that lake,

but you came all this way
to help Destiny.

I guess you really
are a good guy.

Wow, good for you, man.
Do you feel better?

Yeah, I actually do.

Great.

Yo, real talk.
I totally pushed you
in that lake.

What?
But I forgave myself.

Forgiveness is awesome,
isn't it?

Wow, felt good
to get that off my pecs.

I knew it.
You are a bad guy.

No, man. I just needed
to step on you a little
to get where I needed to go.

That's what
a bad guy does.

You have to tell people

so they know
I've been telling
the truth.

(CHUCKLES) No can do,
Bro-seidon.

That would ruin
all the good publicity
I'm gonna get

for being at this sad,
little hoedown

in a dump like
Moose Butt. (CHUCKLES)

So you don't care
about Destiny's cause
at all?

The only destiny
I care about is
Austin Justin's.

Ooh, that's good.

I'm gonna tell that to
the guy who writes
my books.

Come on, bro,
let's hug it out.

(YELPS)

Austin, what happened?

Destiny, I hate to bring
negativity into your orbit
right now,

but Noah just pushed me
in the lake.

Why do you get
to be fast, too?

Did you push Austin
in the lake?

Well, yes, but...
I should go.

It's what Noah wants.

Don't go. I'll never make
enough money

to clean up the lake
without you.

Austin, you go
to the square dance.

Destiny, I'll stay out
of your way.

(FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)

Weave your lines
and make a braid,

don't start dancing
till you've paid.

Seriously, pony up.

(ALL APPLAUDING)

Thank you, thank you.

Don't go far,
it's just a break.
Be right back

while I grab some...
punch.

Darn it.
Why didn't we serve steak?

Hey, Finn,
any idea why Matteo

and Gwen are sitting
like bumps on a log?

Oh, that's thanks to me.

Gwen asked Matteo
to the dance,
but don't worry.

I told him he's too young
to settle down with a lady.

Wait, Matteo is Gwen's
Richie Caldwell?

Who's Richie Caldwell?

How many guys
did she invite
to this dance?

(SOUTHERN ACCENT)
Gwen doesn't want
to "settle down."

She wanted a hoedown.

Oh. Relationships are
so complicated.

This is why I'm single.
(NORMAL ACCENT) Same.

We've got to find a way
to make this right.

Destiny.

Healthy salad, huh?

You must really
be hurting.

Yeah. I didn't even use
any dressing.

I know what'll make you
feel better.

Come to the dance.
No way.

I don't want to ruin
Destiny's event more
than I already have.

Trust me,
you want to come.
You'll see.

I don't think so.
Honestly, you were right.

I really am
jealous of Austin.

He's got everything.

Okay, sure,
he has talent, fame,

eyelashes for days,
great hair.

Not helping, Ava!

But that doesn't mean
you won't make your mark
someday.

Come on, let's go.
No way.

Fine. If you won't come,
then at least your ear
can come.

What does that mean?

Ow, ow, ow.

This is my mom's move.

It's so much better
being on this side.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Matteo, come dance
with me.

I don't really
feel like it.

Me neither. Let's go.

All right, everybody,
let's pick up the pace.

Now head couples
get face to face.

(ALL CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY)

Heads pass through.

BOTH: Sorry.

Now swing your partner
'round the bend.

If your name's Matteo,
dance with Gwen.

Dance with Gwen!

Now spin around and bump
your rears, while everybody
claps and cheers.

(ALL CHEERING)

(WHISTLING)

Louella Dorcas Hockhauser,
you have done it again.

Aw, man,
now I've said it
into a microphone.

That was so fun.
I know.

I'm sorry I said
I didn't want to
be dance partners.

I was just upset
you were avoiding me.

I'm sorry about that.

Are we still friends?
Of course, we are.

In hindsight,

I shouldn't have
taken advice from
the only person

who knows less about
boy-girl stuff than I do.

Finn?
Yeah.

I'm disappointed
in me, too.

Okay, everybody.
It's time for our
big ticket auction item,

a canoe ride
with beloved actor,

passionate
environmentalist...

Celebrated author.

And all-around
cutie, Austin...

Wait!

Sorry, Destiny.

But before we begin,

I need to show a clip
from a little-known gem

called Summer Camp 12:
The Tea Gets Spilled.

Yo, real talk,
I totally pushed you
in that lake.

(ALL GASPING)

So it's true?
How could you
do that to Noah?

You stole his big moment

and lied to all of us
about it.

No. It's not
what it looks like.
I was gonna tell you guys.

You have to tell people
so they know I've been
telling the truth.

(CHUCKLES)
No can do, Bro-seidon.

That would ruin all
the good publicity
I'm gonna get

for being at this
sad, little hoedown

in a dump
like Moose Butt.

(ALL BOOING)

I... I didn't
mean that. I...

I got mad love
for the town of Moose Butt.

(YELPS)

(ALL CHEERING)

I think you need
to leave.

Okay, what about
the auction?

You're gonna lose
all this money.

What money?
Does anyone wanna bid
on this dorkus?

Hey! That guy brings shame
to the name Dorcas.

I think you need to be
on your AJ way.

ALL: Yeah!

None of you
can call me AJ.

Thank you.
Anytime, bro-seidon.

Big hug?
Fist bump.

Okey-doke.

Noah, I am so sorry.

And I'm sorry
you don't have

a big auction item
anymore.

Oh, wait,
I think we do.

Who here
wants a canoe ride
with the hero

who pushed Austin Justin
in the lake?

Let's hear it for Noah.
(ALL APPLAUDING)

Don't do that.

So, thanks to Noah
we hit our fundraising goal.

The bad news is,
the price I saw

for the lake cleaning machine

was just the deposit.

So, until our
next fundraiser,
grab a trash bag.

And thank you for waiting,
Mrs. Wooster.

Enjoy your canoe ride
with Noah.

I will need your help
to paddle.

But I can help you
into the canoe.

Whoa!

You are not good
on a dock.

I was jostled!