All language subtitles for Bunkd s04e04.WEB-DL.x264-ION10

¶¶

Are we finally
covering up the grass?

White pants,
here I come.

Today, I'm gonna teach
you girls a little bit
about my favorite sport.

Wrestling.

Or as we say
in the woods, rasslin'.

Why is your favorite sport
wrestling?

In my family, second helpings
at dinner are earned.

Okay, let me teach you
some moves.

Come here, Gwen.

This one's called
the Pensacola Painmaker.

(YELLS)

It doesn't even hurt.

It's not real wrestling.
Part of the fun
is acting like it hurts.

Oh.
Mm-hmm.

Ow. Ouch.

Hey, this is fun.

The Rockabilly Wrap-up.

(YELLS) Ah, eek, owie.

The Say-Goodbye
to-your-Spine Snap.

(GRUNTING)

The Wrestling Move
Formerly Known As Prince!

(SCREAMS)
(IMITATES GUITAR)

This one's just
called Beverly.

BOTH: Hey.

Okay, my turn.

Let's take five,
I need a break.

(GRUNTS)

But, you forgot one.
I did?

Yeah. This one's called
the Counselor Pounce-selor.

(GRUNTING)
No!

Actually...

That one's called
the Smashing Jumpkin.

But I'll allow it.

(GRUNTING) No, no.

ALL:
¶ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

¶ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

¶ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ¶

Hey, Lou, is there
any mail for me?

Oh, let me check.

Oh, just this.

Awesome. I got
a giant box.

Uh, there's probably
something inside.

Really? Dude, even cooler.

What's the matter, kiddo?
Bad news?

My mom wrote me a letter
and she just won't let up.

"You're so special"
this...

"You're the light
of my life" that.

It's like, okay,
you love me
unconditionally,

get over it, lady.

What about you,
what did you get?

My mom sent me
my favorite doll.

Say hi to Cuddles.

Cuddles has a lot of thorns.

Yes. Never cuddle Cuddles.
She'll cut you.

That thing is not staying
in our bunk.

It'll haunt my dreams.

Uh, yeah.
It's a wood nymph
dream effigy.

That's what they do.

Any mail for me today?

No, sorry, Ava

Oh, okay. Thanks.

Were you expecting
something?

Well, I thought maybe
my mom might write me.

We had a big fight
before camp

and I'm waiting
for her apology.

What happened?

Uh, I threatened to leave
for the summer,

she said "You wouldn't dare."
I said, "Watch me."

So I had
to let her watch me.

Next thing I know,
I was on a bus headed here

and we haven't
spoken since.

Have you tried
writing her?

And play into her hands?

You girls have a lot
to learn about spite.

Cool. My mom sent me
a tennis ball machine.

I didn't know
you were into tennis.

I'm not. I'm into machines
that shoot balls.

(SCREAMS)

This does not bode well
for everyone's dreams
tonight.

(GIRL SCREAMING)

Finn, shut that thing off.

I'm trying.

(COW MOOING)

(GIRL SCREAMING)

Holy cow. It's a cow.

Oh, looks like my mail came.

What the heck
is going...

Whoa.

Everyone, meet
my prized cow, Bessie.

My folks sent her
from back home.

You had your family
mail you a cow?

Yeah, sent it by Moo-P-S.

It wasn't easy
to get her here.

But it was worth it.
I have big plans
for Bessie.

Whoa. Can I help
take care of her?

I don't know.
You know how seriously
I take farming.

It's a lot of
responsibility.

But I can be responsible.

(GLASS BREAKING)

Okay, what if
I'm heavily supervised?

Hey, Noah.

I got some of
your mail by accident.

I hoped it was
the summer homework

I requested from my teacher.

But no, Ms. Stanley
is enjoying her vacation

and thinks I need
to "respect her boundaries."

(EXCLAIMS) Yes.
This is the script
for a commercial

that's shooting in
Montreal.

They're letting me
audition over video chat.

Huh, that's weird.
All the words are
misspelled.

Oh, no, they're not.
The script's in French.

French? I thought
it'd be in Canadian.

I speak fluent Canadian.

Why would they ask you
to audition for a commercial

in French
if you don't speak French?

Because I lied on my resume

and said I could
speak French.

duh.

If you want,
I can help you learn this.

Really?
Can you speak French?

Can I speak French?
(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)

So... Is that a yes?

Oui.

Is that a yes?

(SIGHS) Yes.

Gwen, I'm worried
about Ava.

She seemed upset
when she didn't get any mail.

It sounds like she
and her mom are both
really stubborn.

I wish that we could
cheer her up.

I miss "Fun" Ava.

She even got me
to try wrestling.

The only thing I wrestle with
is whether or not

to try bangs.

There's got to be a way for
her and her mom to fix things.

Yeah. Someone just needs
to make the first move.

Wait.

What if we write a letter
pretending to be Ava

and apologize for the fight?

Then her mom
will write back.

Gwen, that is underhanded
and sneaky...

And I am so proud of
the girl you're becoming.

And remember,
the number one rule
on a farm,

always close
every gate behind you.

Bessie's so sweet.
Do you think
she likes me?

I know she does.

She bit the last stranger
who tried to pet her

and his hand swelled up
to be the size of
a basketball.

Man, nothing cool
ever happens to me.

Give it time.

Someday something
will bite you real hard, too.

Anyway, you wanna try
to milk her?

Can I?

(MILKING)

There you go.
Like that.

Wow, you've got
a real knack for this.

A few more lessons,
and you might have
a real future in farming.

Really? I always thought,
in the future,

I'd be a robot.
Nice to have options.

Oh, looks like
she's out of milk.

Should we go wash our hands?

Sorry, stupid question.

Wanna come watch me
wash my hands?

Do you think maybe
I could hang out
with Bessie a little longer?

Okay, but just
a few more minutes.

Bessie's probably
a bit drained. (CHUCKLES)

Finn, if you want
to be a farmer,

you're gonna have
to laugh at my jokes.

Wow, you hear that?

I've always just been Finn,
the lovable goofball.

But maybe I'm destined
to be a farmer.

I look forward to working
with you, Bessie.

(SNIFFS) Except for
your smell, ugh.

Oh, wait, that's me.

A postcard from my Nana.

She said the corn
is coming in strong

and Pop-Pop
is bothering her.

Or maybe her corns
are bothering her

and Pop-Pop
is coming on strong.

I would not mind
if she wrote me less.

No mail for me
again. What a shock.

Hey, Lou, are you sure
there's nothing in there
for Ava?

No, sorry, girls.

But if you want
you can have this coupon

for a free sub
if you buy nine.

Actually, do you mind
if I keep it? I love subs.

I cannot believe my mom
still hasn't written me.

It's been weeks.

I guess Ava's mom
is still mad.

I don't understand.

If I was her,
I would've written back
right away and said...

Ava. Sweet baby girl,
I missed you so much.

Ah, no, that's a little
too on the nose.

Mom?

BOTH: Mom?

Mom? What are you
doing here?

Yeah, what are
you doing here?

What, I can't visit
my daughter?

Hi, I'm Bonnie.

I'm Gwen.
And I'm...

Grossed out.

Look, I have six kids.

I see a smudge,
I'm gonna put my thumb on it.

Why won't this
come off?

Because it's a freckle.

That it is.

Baby, it just hasn't been
the same since you left.

Really? (CHUCKLES)

And yes,
I accept your apology.

You accept my what now?

I appreciate you reaching out.
And I forgive you.

Why would I reach out?

You're the one who forgot
my volleyball game.

Ava Marie,
we've gone over this.

In a big family,
there's a lot of games.

And sometimes
you miss a few.

You two share that cookie

or it's going in
the trash.

So help me I will turn
this mess hall right around.

But you never forget
my brothers' games.

Not true. I've missed
plenty of their games.

I'm missing one
right now.

Then why are you here?

Because of the beautiful
apology you wrote.

What apology?

I didn't write this.

Who puts glitter
on stationery?

A good Samaritan
with a taste for flair?

I cannot believe
you girls did this.

I cannot believe
you girls did this.

I can definitely see
the resemblance.

Bessie? Where'd you go?

Moo once if you're stuck
on the roof.

Worth a shot.

Bessie, there you are.
Finn, get out here.

I swear it wasn't me.

What are we talking about?

Uh, the fact that there's
a cow on the lawn?

Did you forget to lock
Bessie's pen?

I don't think so.

I guess it does sound like
classic goofball Finn.

But everyone loves
a goofball, right?

This is very disappointing.

I think it's best if only
I take care of Bessie
from now on.

But...
No buts.

Okay.

You said "butts."

Okay, so this is a commercial
for a protein shake.

Let's just run your lines.

Repeat after me.

(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)

(MISPRONOUNCES WORDS)
Eh?

You're too stiff.

French is
a romantic language.

You need to loosen up.

Okay.

(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)

(MISPRONOUNCES WORDS)

(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)

(MISPRONOUNCES WORDS)

No, no.

(IN FRENCH ACCENT)
No, no.

Why don't we take a five
and regroup? (SIGHS)

Wonder how this protein shake
tastes anyway.

Ugh, terrible.

Hey, you did it.
You just spoke French.

I did?
Well, one word.

That's one word
better than no words.

(SIGHS) Only all
the rest of them to go.

Where're we going, missy?
I've got a bus to catch.

What is she doing here?
I thought you said this
was my performance review.

Yes. Your performance
as a daughter.

Please, sit.
Breathe with us.

What is this?

This is called
The Safe Circle.

When two campers
are in conflict,

we bring them to
the circle to talk about
their differences

in a safe space.

In an emotionally
safe space.

We're here to talk about
your feelings.

I'm out.
Me too.

Please, just try.

I'm sorry, but this isn't
how the King family
handles things.

We don't talk about
our feelings in public.

Maybe that's because
you've never held...

The Feelings Feather.

I feel like I hate this.

I don't need a stupid feather
to help me figure out

that my mom would rather
do stuff with my brothers
than with me.

Is that what this is about?

You feel jealous of
your brothers?

I don't feel jealous,
I feel invisible.

You probably
didn't even notice
when I left for camp.

Of course I noticed.
Then why didn't you write me?

What do you want me to say?
That I wanted to write you
every day,

but I was too embarrassed?

That I feel terrible for
missing your volleyball
games?

That I feel like a bad mom?

Well, what do you want me
to say?

That I think
you're a great mom?
That I missed you too?

That I waited every day
for a letter asking me
to come home,

because the fact that
I went to camp
in the first place

may have been
a little reactionary?

Yes. I do want you
to say that.

Well, fine. I said it.

Well, that warms my heart.
Well, I'm gonna
hug you now.

Works every time.

Hey, Bessie.
I came to say goodbye.

Lou doesn't want me
taking care of you

until I learn responsibility.

And learning is my least
favorite subject in school.

LOU: All right, Chef Jeff,
she's right through here.

So this is Bessie, huh?
Reminds me of my girl
back home.

Aw, is she named
"Bessie" too?

No, but she wears a bell
and for some reason,
her nose is always wet.

Anyhoo, I've got
big plans for Bessie,

now that she's gotten
nice and plump.

So what should we cook
for dinner tonight?

I make a sublime
beef bourguignon
in a vinaigrette reduction.

I'm thinking burgers.

You know, I went
to culinary school.

Save it for
your blog, Jeff.

A couple hundred pounds
of prime ground beef

should feed everybody.

Really looking forward
to this meal.

Oh, you scared me.

This is why my girlfriend
always wears a bell.

That's what Lou's been
planning this whole time?

Don't worry, Bessie.

I'm not letting anyone
turn you into hamburgers.

Or beef booger-on.

Hey, guys.

We just wanted
to thank you

for helping us work
through our stuff.

If it wasn't for you,
that standoff might've
lasted forever.

Yes. Ava's pretty
stubborn.

She gets that
from her dad.

And nobody's gonna
convince me otherwise.

You're very welcome.

It did seem kinda silly
that you had to run away
to camp

just because you didn't know
how to talk to your mom.

I know, I know.
Luckily, it's all behind us.

So I get to
go back home.

What?
You're going home?

Yeah, and I have
the two of you
to thank for it.

Noah, hurry up.

Your audition starts
in one minute.

And I don't want you to forget
everything you've learned.

Okay, I'm ready.

Uh, Noah,
why are you so swole?

Okay, so there's one
tiny detail I may have
not told you.

The part is for
a bodybuilder.

I don't get it.

If the producers
saw your picture,

why would they ever think
you can play this role?

Fine, two tiny details.

Sacrebleu.

Okay, I have
a lot of questions.

But first, where's Finn?
Bessie's missing again.

We've been inside
all day learning French

for a protein shake
commercial that shoots
in Canada

and I have to wear
fake muscles to look
jacked.

As one does.

(VIDEO CHAT RINGING)

That's them.
Okay.

Remember, just say
the lines how we practiced.

WOMAN: Bonjour.
Hi, there.

I'm Noah Lambert
and I'm represented by

(MUFFLED COUGH)
at (MUFFLED COUGH) agency.

WOMAN: Nice to meet you.

You look even more muscular
than in your picture.

(LAUGHS)
Don't make me blush.

Okay, whenever
you are ready.

(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)

Magnifique. That was
perfection.

Noah, you did it.
Yes.

(POPS)
Ugh.

You made your muscles
out of water balloons?

Yeah, they don't make
muscle balloons.

Excusez-moi,
did your muscle... Explode?

No.
(POPS)

Yes.

WOMAN: (IN FRENCH)
Terrible.

Hey, I know that word.

¶ And on that farm
He had a cow E-I-E-I-O.

¶ With a... ¶

What sound do you make?
(MOOS)

No, that's not it.

Lou. Stay away.

Finn, what in the heck
are you doing out here?

If you want to eat Bessie,
you'll have to eat me first.

Just honor my final wishes
and smother me in ranch.

Why do you think I want
to eat Bessie?

I heard what
you told Chef Jeff.

Your big plan for Bessie
was to fatten her up

just so you could turn her
into ground beef.

I would never
hurt Bessie.

The reason
I brought her to camp

is so that I could
have her compete in
the County Fair

as a dairy cow.

That was my big plan.

Oh. I guess you were right,

I am too irresponsible
to watch Bessie.

Okay, so,
you cow-napped her,

but you thought someone
was going to eat her.

If I thought that,
I would've done
the same thing.

But you wouldn't
think that,

because you're not
a goofball.

I just don't have what
it takes to be a farmer.

All right, so you made
some mistakes.

But look at everything
you did right.

Bessie's fed,
milked, and safe.

You're definitely learning.

Maybe you just need
a more patient teacher.

No thanks.
I'd rather have you.

Cousin Finn,
you may be a farmer yet.

I guess I have
a few years to decide.

But until then,
I know what I want to be.

What?
A vegetarian.

Really? You want to
give up eating meat?

That's what it means?

I just thought it meant
being better than
everyone else.

It means both.

To celebrate you
coming home,

I'm going to make
your favorite dinner tonight.

Canadian bacon
burrito casserole.

It's the best of
both borders.

Ava, Gwen and I
have been talking,

and you've left us
no choice.

For what?
This.

What's going on?

Our new wrestling move.

We call this one
the Ava-Sava.

We don't want you to go.

We really like you.
We want you to be
our counselor.

Gwen, are you gnawing
on my knee?

A little.

Girls.

You're going to be fine.

I'm not really a counselor.

I'm just a girl who had
a fight with her mom.

But, you're also the girl
who taught us how to wrestle.

And how to make
shadow puppets
under the blankets.

And how not to build
a campfire next
to fireworks.

Yeah, but it was
a third of July
we'll never forget.

You did those things?

And a lot more
too.

We're going
to miss you so much.

Ava, it seems like
you made

a real impression
on these girls.

I guess I didn't realize.

Mom.

I know you miss me,

and I know I may have
started here for
the wrong reasons...

But I think I need
to stay for the right ones.

You really like it here,
don't you?

Yeah. I do.

So, does that mean
you're staying?

I think it does.

I've got to get back
to the city,

but I'm gonna miss you.

And I promise to write.

Me too.

And we promise
not to write.

Good, 'cause now
that glitter is everywhere.

In fact, I think
I see some...

It's a freckle.
(CHUCKLES)

I think to avoid problems
like this in the future,

we should go through
your resume

and remove any more
special skills you lied
about having.

Good idea.

Okay, so, uh,
hang-gliding?

Lie.

Fencing?

Lie.

Handstand?

Oh, that one
is actually true.

Do one now.

Lie.

Okay, let's see
what we've got
to work with then.

Um, you're an actor
with the special skills
of...

Speaking English,
and your second toe
is longer than your first.

Wow, hearing it out loud
makes me think...

How am I not
booking more roles?